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MAN:
Here you go. Thank you.
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Oh. Would you look at this?
Look at this coffee.
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It's filled all the
way up to the top.
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It's spilling...
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Tim, you're
killing me!
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Dude, you're a little testy
this morning.
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I know, I'm sorry. It's
just, Callie's sister
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is living with us in
our tiny apartment.
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She's going through this
wicked divorce right now.
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I thought she was supposed
to leave. Oh... no.
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She's not leaving
any time soon.
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You know, she is a
borderline nut job.
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This is going to be sweet.
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(high-pitched yell)
Oh, my God!
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(high-pitched laugh)
Uh! What is wrong with you?
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The worst part is,
I have no privacy. Zero. None.
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You know, living with an actual
werewolf would be better.
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Yeah, you wouldn't want to live
with an actual werewolf.
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Yeah, I'd much rather live with
a crazy woman than a werewolf.
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Mmm. Crazy girl or mummy?
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Uh... you know?
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I'm going to stay
with the crazy girl.
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I'm going to go
with mummy.
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Really.
Why?
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Uh, they don't talk.
Yeah. Ah.
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Hello?
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Callie?
Nope,
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it's Callie's
sister, Kate.
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Do you have any idea
how long you're going to...
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Not helping.
You...
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So glad you're
staying with us.
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Yeah, no,
that's a great idea.
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Why don't you have your sister
over for a couple of weeks, huh?
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Maybe she can hide
in the bathroom.
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Yeah, that sounds
really good.
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(entry bell chimes)
Hey.
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Hey, dude,
how's it going? Um...
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Just get that one, uh, large
peppermint patty, there?
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And then, uh...
What the hell's this?
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Uh, uh, give me
the fuzzy dice, also.
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All right, come on, man.
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You don't have to play
these games!
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(key jingles)
Just take the key.
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Really?
Yeah!
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Thank you.
Uh, go for it.
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Oh, wait. Might want that.
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Smart.
Yeah.
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Never know when a uno
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will become a... dos.
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Oh, there she is,
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Miss Senior Account Executive.
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You told him?
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Of course I did.
I'm proud of you, baby. Mmm.
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Mmm.
Mmm. It's not a big deal.
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Yeah, it is. Look.
There's your check.
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This is your first check
with the big raise.
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Come on.
This is totally a moment. Give me that.
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Give me that.
Oh, you know what?
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Barbecue this weekend;
it's going to be in your honor.
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No. Stop it.
Yeah, of course.
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Oh, wow. Maybe
it is a big deal.
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It's more than I
thought it would be.
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Really? Let me see.
(Lisa chuckles)
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Oh... look at that!
Right?
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You're making almost
as much as I am.
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Really? No.
Yeah, I think so.
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Where's your check?
Oh, yeah.
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I'm making four dollars
a week more than you.
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(laughs)
Oh, I'm getting a picture of this.
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Hold up the checks,
yours on top.
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Mine on top.
MIKE: Why are you getting a picture?
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See, 'cause she's making
more than you, now.
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No, I'm aware of that.
But, I mean...
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Who are you going
to send that to?
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Oh, I'm going to share that
with the world.
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Really? I don't think
that's necessary. Oop. And it's shared.
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(rock music softly playing)
(sets key on counter)
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Whoa.
Whoa. (laughs)
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Sorry. I was in
the... back.
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Just... chugging some... water.
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Anyway, just so you know, buddy,
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I... I got a bathroom,
you know, of my own.
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I just...
Oh. No, no, no, no.
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I get it.
Don't even sweat it, buddy.
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It's proximity issues.
I see it all the time, man.
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Issues. I don't know if
they're... issues.
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But, uh...
Come on, man.
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Been coming here like...
six weeks now?
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You're just married, right?
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Oh. No, I just moved in with
my girlfriend, actually.
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I get it, bro.
Otherwise you would be
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"doing the duty" at home,
you know what I mean? (laughs)
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Duty: D-U-T-Y.
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Oh... It's a pun.
Yeah.
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Yeah. It's my thing.
Now, you know what else?
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Her sister is going through
a rough divorce, right? Ah.
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So she's living with us.
She's around all the time.
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All the time.
Cannot get any privacy.
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Yeah. So. Oh!
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That's why. You're drinking
your way through it.
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Nice, dude!
Smart. Very good.
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Oh, uh, this is, uh,
this is for, um...
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My buddy's having a barbecue
a little later this week,
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so, I'm just getting...
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Uh, I love barbecues.
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Oh, do you?
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Um... y-yeah.
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I love-I love getting invited
to barbecues.
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We would have fun at...
at a barbecue together. Hey.
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Hey. Why don't you, uh...
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You-you should totally
come to the barbecue.
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If you're not
doing anything. Nah,
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I've got a,
just a really busy week,
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so probably...
Hey, look,
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if you've
got stuff... No, I'm going to be there.
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I'm definitely...
I'm there! (chuckles)
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All right.
Yeah.
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Maybe we'll share
one of those beers. Hey. Perhaps we will.
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Making the right decision, here.
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(entry bell chimes)
We're going to get crazy.
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Hey.
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I'm going to a barbecue.
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ADAM:
Okay. So she makes four dollars a week more than you. And this
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has got your panties in a bunch?
MIKE: Yeah, they're not in a bunch.
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Oh! But they're gathering.
I mean, I can hear it.
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ETHAN:
Oh, they are definitely gathered.
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MIKE:
All right, look. On some level, yeah.
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I always felt like, you know,
Lisa respected me
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a little bit more,
because I made more money.
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I mean, not intellectual
respect. But, you know...
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ADAM:
Yeah, nobody thought that. Please.
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Uh, he means, like,
caveman respect.
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MIKE:
Exactly. It's primal, you know?
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Like, you go out, you kill
the meat, you bring it home
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for the family. You provide.
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Yeah. It's kind of like the way
I respect Adam more,
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because I'm pretty sure
he could take you in a fight.
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Yes! Thank you.
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Really? Really?
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Are you kidding me right now?
Ethan? What're... uh...
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Clearly, I can take Adam
in a fight.
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Why are you saying that?
ADAM: Oh,
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I just thought of ten ways
that I could defeat you,
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the first of which being
just showing up to the fight.
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That's it.
MIKE: Oh, come on!
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I have an 80-inch wingspan.
ADAM: Okay.
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You know what?
I got three inches on you.
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I am like a condor.
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Pull over, then. Pull over.
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We're going to do this,
right now.
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(chortles)
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This has been a long time
coming, Michael.
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ETHAN:
All right, let's do it again. Last time. Arms up.
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Come on...! Adam!
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MIKE:
You're cheating! ETHAN:
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hold it a second.
Thank you. Come on!
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Adam is the winner.
Oh. Dude. Do my jacket.
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Just a...
Do it again with my jacket!
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Where are you going?!
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You aren't going to
live with that.
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You got to be kidding me.
Here, do it again.
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Just... Come on, Adam!
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Whoa! What's with the beer.
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Lisa said not
to bring anything. Yeah.
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but actually, she takes notice
and then holds a grudge.
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I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
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Uh... nowhere.
That's not true.
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I'm going somewhere. Um...
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I'm going down to
the mini-mart, okay?
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Where they have
peppermint patties
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that they freeze...
it's special.
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No, no, no!
We're about to leave.
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I don't want to be late.
You know how Lisa gets.
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Hey!
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Oil me up.
Oh.
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I don't know.
I don't think I should.
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Oh, don't make
it weird;
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it's suntan lotion.
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What's going on, ladyfingers?
Put some man behind it.
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(passionate cry)
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Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oof...
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This is quickly
becoming weird.
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KATE:
No, no, no. Just get deep.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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Katie, this is going
to be good for you.
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Maybe you'll meet a guy,
you know?
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Someone you connect with,
have something in common with?
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Maybe get a coffee date.
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No, actually, I just kind
of want to get boned.
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Okay, now the front.
Hup!
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I'm just kidding.
But seriously, we should leave
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right now you guys,
'cause I don't want to be late.
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Okay? I'll be in the car!
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(door closes)
Isn't she great!
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Yes.
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(door opens)
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You know,
you can do the charcoal,
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but you have to have a little
bit of cedar chips... LISA: Hey, honey...
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This is Toby.
He's the caterer. Hey, Toby.
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I hired him to
man the grill.
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I man the grill.
I know.
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But I wanted you to be
able to mingle today.
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We'll have fun.
You'll be my arm-candy.
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ETHAN:
Yeah...
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Put on that sweet
little dress.
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You know the one
I'm talking about.
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Hand it over.
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CALLIE:
I just think that you should
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take things slow, okay?
Meet someone nice.
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Hey, I met someone nice.
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That's me.
Came into the flower shop
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where I was working.
KATE: I know.
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He came in. He bought a little
bouquet of flowers.
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And then he left.
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Well, okay. Well, yeah.
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Well, then what did he do?
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And then he came back
a few minutes later
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and he gave them to me.
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Yes. Oh, just say it.
I nailed that.
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And we took things slow.
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You called me the next day.
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You said he tore all the petals
off those flowers,
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and threw them all
over the mattress CALLIE: No, no, no!
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in the back of his van.
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You're-you're getting
that story wrong!
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Uh... no I am not.
I remember it
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crystal clear.
You called me
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the next day and said that you
were up all night
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having an all-night
drill sess.
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Katie, honey! Wrong story!
You're so confused.
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I'm not going crazy!
You told me you had
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sex four times with this man!
Katie, shut up!
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Small-batch bourbon. You know
how to treat your guests right.
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Hey, hey, hey. N-n-n-no.
That's not for you.
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That is for Harvey.
What, your boss?
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You invited him?
Why? Oh, I don't know.
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We've been dancing around being
friends for awhile, so it just
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kind of felt right.
You have?
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Yeah, we have.
Yeah. We, uh,
241
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shared a sandwich last week.
242
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It was a meatball sub.
It's a premium sandwich.
243
00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:03,746
It's a good sandwich.
Yeah, you don't
244
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share that with someone
unless they're your buddy.
245
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,789
(doorbell chimes)
Unbelievable.
246
00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,115
I put a sign out that says,
247
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"Don't ring the bell."
I put it over the bell!
248
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,534
You'd have to move it
to ring the bell!
249
00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,933
Yeah, that's my wife.
250
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,064
(sniffs)
Why are you smelling me?
251
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,829
I see what this is.
The faint whiff of talcum powder,
252
00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,698
your boss is coming.
You're going to ask for a raise.
253
00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,337
Shh. Of course I'm going
to ask for a raise.
254
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,672
But Lisa doesn't need
to know that.
255
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,337
All she needs to know
is that I got a raise.
256
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,435
Well, how will she know?
257
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,936
It's primal.
She'll smell it.
258
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,609
Also, I'll leave
the paycheck out.
259
00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,209
Baby, about the first day
we met--
260
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,620
that story's a lot
more complicated than she made it seem.
261
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,383
Really, really?
There's a lot more awesome
262
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,990
twists and turns
I don't know about?
263
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,562
Aw, are we still
talking about this? Kate.
264
00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,622
Look, clearly we need
to discuss this.
265
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,991
Oh, hey, guys.
Hey.
266
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,228
How are you?
267
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,333
You brought beer.
You didn't have to do that.
268
00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,895
Is that why you're late?
269
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,673
'Cause you stopped
to go get beer?
270
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,002
Just kidding.
Come on, party's outside.
271
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,709
It's right out...
I'm coming.
272
00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,171
Hey, hey.
Something's happening.
273
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,740
We got burgers.
274
00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,180
Whoo!
275
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,276
You got it figured
out, Mike.
276
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,647
Beautiful wife,
biracial kid.
277
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,016
You're living
the dream, man.
278
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,183
The new dream.
279
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,021
Thank you, Harvey.
280
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,445
We did it, we really did.
Yeah.
281
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,561
Didn't we?
Oh, yeah.
282
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,255
I wish my wife was
a different race.
283
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,234
Oh, hi.
284
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,096
Hey, good afternoon.
285
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,795
Hey, hi, I'm Tad.
286
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,197
Uh, like really
good friends with Adam.
287
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,969
Oh, hi.
Yeah.
288
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,508
Yeah, I'm... I'm sure he pre--
advised you of my attendance.
289
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,744
Uh, no, actually he didn't.
290
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,980
But that's okay.
291
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,045
Come on in.
292
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,012
That's like him.
293
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,350
He also forgot
to give me your address.
294
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,915
But I found you.
(chuckles)
295
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,415
I'm glad you did.
Awesome.
296
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,916
Come on in.
Why, it sure was hard to find where you live.
297
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,089
Straight through there.
(laughing)
298
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,958
TAD:
Is that you that smells so good?
299
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,196
Of course, I had no idea
it was turkey meatloaf.
300
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,062
(laughter)
301
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,670
(cackling)
302
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,502
Oh, I love meatloaf.
303
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,037
Me, too.
304
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,672
Oh, um, could you get me
some more wine, honey?
305
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,379
Thank you so much.
306
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,381
Well, well, well.
307
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,153
Ethan, good to see you again.
308
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,112
Hi.
Hi.
309
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,820
You must be Callie's
sister, right?
310
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,482
Yeah. Kate. Exactly.
Good memory. Yeah, Kate.
311
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,149
Enchanté.
Oh, French.
312
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,618
Mais oui, mais oui.
313
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,987
I must say that sundress
looks fantastic on you.
314
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,715
It comes off super fast, too.
315
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,891
Excuse me?
Mm-hmm.
316
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,988
Hey, can I borrow her
for one second?
317
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,230
Must you?
318
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,425
Yeah, just
for a minute.
319
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,696
Girl talk.
(laughing)
320
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,174
Okay, she's
your sister.
321
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,002
Come on, we're walking.
322
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,437
So much heat.
323
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,142
Yeah, yeah,
it's hot out here.
324
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,814
Oh!
ETHAN: Oh!
325
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,512
Yeah, not Ethan.
326
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,883
What do you mean
"not Ethan"?
327
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,542
Yeah, he's a great guy,
328
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,980
really nice,
329
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,145
but he's really only interested
in one thing, sweetie.
330
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,354
Yes, and I have it for him
underneath this sundress.
331
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,286
It's Christmas morning--
let's unwrap the package.
332
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,652
Oh...
Actually,
333
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,961
small confession.
It's not exactly wrapped.
334
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,693
Oh, that's great information.
335
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,928
It's not mine to keep,
you know what I mean?
336
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,233
Uh-huh.
I have to share it.
337
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,604
Oh, let's keep it
for a couple more minutes, huh?
338
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,473
Let's save it up.
339
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,402
(water running)
340
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,972
(groans)
341
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,909
Hey, man, where you been?
342
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,344
I was just gonna use
your bathroom here.
343
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,078
No, there's a party bathroom
right around the corner.
344
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,214
Right. Mike, you know,
my issue here, okay?
345
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,120
Callie's sister's been
with us for a week,
346
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,852
and it's hard for me
to find a window.
347
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,747
Oh, yeah, I saw them out
by the bean dip having
348
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,449
a serious confab.
What's that all about?
349
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,660
I don't know. It's something
about a guy she hooked up with
350
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,993
before we started
dating. Callie?
351
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,088
Yeah. Can you help me here?
352
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,800
Because I am harboring
a serious fugitive.
353
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,603
What do you mean?
354
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,374
I'm not traveling
alone here.
355
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,903
I'm bringing along a guest
that you can't see right now.
356
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,241
You brought a guest
to my party?
357
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,335
(whispers):
The guest is inside me.
358
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,837
Adam, party bathroom!
359
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,709
Mike, I can't use
the party bathroom!
360
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,808
Whoa! Hey, why you getting
so fired up?
361
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,909
I'm sorry. There's a line
362
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,950
and there's a lot of strangers,
363
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:54,984
and I can't deal
with the pressure.
364
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,078
Look, I feel your pain,
365
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,679
but I have got bigger fish
to fry here.
366
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,451
My boss is here.
I gotta get a raise.
367
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,689
Look, party bathroom.
368
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,864
Fine.
369
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,593
It's locked.
Party bathroom.
370
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,227
Lisa's rules.
371
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,563
Hey, Adam, Adam,
372
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,471
buddy, whoa!
Buddy, there you are!
373
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,704
Hey, uh, Todd.
Tad.
374
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,940
Yeah, cool, 'cause I was...
So you came?
375
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,506
Yeah. Oh, man, somebody
came in the shop today.
376
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,744
They're, like, "Hey, I need
to use the bathroom."
377
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,011
I'm, like, "Sorry.
You're gonna have to need
378
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,149
a best friend key
to get in there." Crazy.
379
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,676
Oh, speaking of bathrooms,
I gotta...
380
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,250
You gotta let me...
381
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,949
(sighs)
382
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:37,261
Hey, you, uh, you gonna
be in there for a while?
383
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,964
You're not helping.
384
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,130
Mike, is that why
you invited me?
385
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,895
And I thought we were
becoming friends.
386
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,674
I even gave you
half of my sandwich.
387
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,302
You did, you did,
and it was delicious.
388
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,367
Which is why I feel,
you know, comfortable enough
389
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,496
to say I think I'm
a valuable asset to the firm.
390
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,911
There's no question
about that.
391
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,613
Okay, well, then I think
I deserve a raise.
392
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,514
Mike, the economy's
in the toilet.
393
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,076
You know how raises are.
394
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,975
I know they come out on
schedules, and blah-blah-blah.
395
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,247
Look, the point is is that...
396
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,484
God! Look, Lisa got a raise,
and it's killing me.
397
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,321
Lisa? Oh... (chuckles)
398
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,586
Oh, man, I get it. Okay.
399
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,694
Yeah.
All right, how much
400
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,655
can I give you
to make this right?
401
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,033
I'm gonna write a number down.
402
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,693
Really? You're really
gonna write it?
403
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,961
I've always wanted to.
404
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,199
Oh, okay.
All right.
405
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,425
You're not really
sliding it, are you?
406
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,300
I can't believe...
407
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,439
Ha! Five dollars?
That's a week.
408
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,974
A week?
Yep. Can you make that happen?
409
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,080
Hey, if it's gonna put the pants
back on, you're done.
410
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,583
Oh, God! Thank you, Harv.
I love you.
411
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,045
You are an honest man.
412
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,184
Just let me have that back
if that's cool.
413
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,749
All right, if you'll
just excuse me.
414
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,447
I gotta step out.
415
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,289
Okay.
416
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,461
Whoo, boy!
417
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,600
Steppin'. We steppin'.
418
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,165
We crumpin', we crumpin'.
419
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,365
Dance party.
420
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,836
Who are you?
421
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,965
I'm Adam's best friend.
422
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,570
I'm Adam's best friend.
423
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,048
Oh, come on, Katie.
424
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,987
There's plenty of hot
guys here besides Ethan.
425
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,952
What about...?
Oh, what about Mike's friend Howard?
426
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,691
KATE:
Oh, no, honey.
427
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,085
See, he's like
a graham cracker.
428
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,057
I want something
with some crunch.
429
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,126
Something... juicy.
430
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,395
Something foreign
and exciting, like Ethan.
431
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,835
Okay. Well, as an alternative,
what about Kenny G over there?
432
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,113
He's kinda sexy
in a hippie way.
433
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,942
Honey, he looks
like a cat toy.
434
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,107
Oh, come on.
435
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,775
If I was single,
I'd-I'd hit that.
436
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,983
If you were single?
Where's Adam?
437
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,676
He's been avoiding you
all afternoon.
438
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,017
It's like you're
clinging to me.
439
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,582
He has not been
avoiding me.
440
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,950
He's just having
a little...
441
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,318
Where is...?
Okay, you know what?
442
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,457
It's not about me.
This is about you
443
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,222
and your bad decisions
and your oversharing
444
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,061
and your little
unwrapped hoo-ha.
445
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,926
Who died and made you
crotch goalie?
446
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,995
Okay, you know what?
447
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,874
Make your own decision, sweetie.
I love you.
448
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,532
I love you, too.
And I will.
449
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,770
Don't catch anything.
450
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,104
Nothing but the love bug.
451
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,540
Extraordinary, isn't it?
452
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,565
Homemade burgers.
453
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,980
I make memories in a bun.
454
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,953
Hey, have you seen Adam?
455
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,282
Uh, no. Why, what's wrong?
456
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,906
I don't know.
I think we're fighting. Or not.
457
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,582
I can't get a handle
on anything today.
458
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,549
Callie!
(cries out)
459
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,288
Damn, girl!
460
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,423
Look at that butt!
(chuckles)
461
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,755
Hello?
Don't you know who I am?
462
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,457
This is Tad.
He's Adam's friend.
463
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,330
Uh, best friend, kind of.
I'm a little offended,
464
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,000
but you know,
we're playing
465
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,598
with the "best" part, but
we're definitely friends.
466
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,739
We're definitely friends.
467
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,414
Sorry. How do you know
Adam again?
468
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,312
He uses my bathroom.
469
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,314
Excuse me?
470
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,000
LISA:
Come on, Callie, Adam's always had huge bathroom issues.
471
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,971
That's how you met, right?
Couldn't go at work,
472
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,710
so he'd make a pit stop
at your flower shop.
473
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,714
But you knew that.
474
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,575
Oh, my God!
475
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,314
Wow. You know,
now that I think about it,
476
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,809
I can't remember one time
477
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,350
he's ever gone around me,
like, ever. That's crazy.
478
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,255
You know, I have had a really
crappy few months.
479
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,294
Yeah, I heard a bit about it
from Adam.
480
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,730
Now I just really want
to have some fun!
481
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,068
And you seem like just the guy
to be able to do that.
482
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,444
You look pretty fun yourself.
483
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,813
Trust me.
484
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,372
I'm a bit of an expert.
485
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,810
Oh.
486
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,375
I want to go for a ride!
487
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,813
(chuckles)
488
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:52,848
All right, let's go.
489
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,982
(gasps)
(laughs)
490
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,590
Whee!
491
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,791
Whee!
(laughs)
492
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,063
You brought
protection, right?
493
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,163
Great party, Mike.
Gotta go to a soccer game,
494
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,885
see my son
not score a goal.
495
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,659
Ooh!
Hey, congrats, man.
496
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,298
That is the hardest
I've ever seen anyone fight
497
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,763
for a five dollar raise.
498
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,201
Harvey.
499
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,896
Five dollar raise?
500
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,467
Why would you fight
for a five...?
501
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,837
Oh, my God.
502
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,636
Uh...
503
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,079
Soccer. I got...
504
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,114
Asthma... My son.
505
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,815
(thudding)
506
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,957
There's somebody in here.
507
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,493
Are you kidding me?
508
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,258
(music playing,
people conversing indistinctly)
509
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,334
(thudding)
510
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,611
(passionate moaning)
511
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,805
Ah! Oh! Oh!
512
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,580
(gasps)
513
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,763
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
514
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,561
Okay, okay.
515
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,564
I can do this.
516
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,625
(gasps)
517
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,197
Ah! Can't do it.
518
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,726
(phone line rings)
519
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,600
Hi. Hey, hey, sweetie.
520
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,370
Yeah, I'm good.
521
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,438
Listen, uh, I'm gonna need
some help in here.
522
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,608
LISA:
You couldn't be supportive.
523
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,106
You couldn't just
be happy for me.
524
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,548
You had to make
one dollar more.
525
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,112
Lisa, I'm sorry.
Look, it's a caveman thing.
526
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,019
(makes whiplash sound)
527
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,954
(laughs)
528
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,221
Ooh, did you
feel that?
529
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,091
Oh, I felt
a variety of things...
530
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,089
crescendoing
into one big thing.
531
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,231
No, I meant
like spiritually.
532
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,627
Like, I felt like
our souls connected.
533
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,499
Like almost like I
had to go through
534
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,167
that horrible divorce
in order to become
535
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,666
emotionally available
to be with you.
536
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,237
Yes, um, listen, Katherine,
Kate, Kate.
537
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,608
Uh, you are
an exceptional woman.
538
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,346
(scoffing laugh)
539
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,812
I'm totally just kidding!
540
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,279
Oh! (laughs)
541
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,248
All right, round two.
Girl on top. Let's go.
542
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,517
Look, I don't care
543
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,485
that you had sex on
my flowers, all right?
544
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,924
We weren't even
dating then.
545
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,618
Then why are you so upset?
546
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,230
I thought we were gonna tell
each other everything.
547
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,492
Oh, so you want
to have a policy
548
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,030
where we tell each
other everything?
549
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,364
Yeah, I do.
550
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,271
Then why did I have to hear
about your bathroom problems
551
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,503
from your little
stoner friend?
552
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,937
Okay, first of all,
he is not my friend.
553
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,242
Wow!
554
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,105
Message received
loud and clear.
555
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,944
Tad...
I unfriend you!
556
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,279
Tad...
557
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,175
Mmm-mm.
Let's not end it like this.
558
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,682
Great hair.
559
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,785
Hey.
560
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,724
(sighs)
561
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,689
I don't know if you saw
on the news earlier,
562
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:55,928
but, um, they are reporting
that I was kind of a dick.
563
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,095
Yeah, I saw that.
564
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,234
It said that you
were a huge dick.
565
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,930
Like, big one.
566
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,641
Point well taken.
567
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,514
Listen...
568
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:11,643
you're smart,
beautiful and...
569
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,551
Are you seriously
drawing a blank
570
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,213
after two generic adjectives?
571
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,652
No, no. No, I wasn't.
Look, I love you.
572
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,347
And somehow I convinced
the universe
573
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,389
to get you to marry me.
574
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,893
Well, that's nice.
575
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,324
Look, the point is
576
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,690
that you are better
than me at everything.
577
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,158
I mean, I'm a better golfer
'cause I'm stronger, but...
578
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,627
You're losing steam.
579
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,456
Look, the point is is that
you are an amazing mother,
580
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,101
you are an incredible wife
581
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,335
and you are phenomenal
at your job.
582
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,872
The one thing I thought
I had on you
583
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,306
is that I made a little bit
more money.
584
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,042
I brought home
one more slice of bacon.
585
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,008
That's not all you bring.
586
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,347
You're very tall.
587
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,684
You're great
on the grill.
588
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,319
Yeah, why did you hire
that guy?
589
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,894
Money went to my head.
590
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,822
Yes, it did.
591
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,757
So do you think, like,
sometime in the future
592
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,463
you could maybe
go to the bathroom
593
00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,885
within, like,
500 feet of me?
594
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,889
(chuckles)
595
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,030
It's a strange request.
596
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,055
You really want that?
597
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,201
Yeah, I mean,
I don't have
598
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,335
to be in the room
or anything.
599
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,836
Okay.
600
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,374
Let's do this.
601
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,210
Just close the door
and wait in the bedroom.
602
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,614
Oh, like... like right now?
603
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,206
Yeah. Because I love you.
604
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,907
I love you, too.
605
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,209
All right.
Good luck.
606
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,550
Oh, actually, uh,
before you go,
607
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,946
can you...
can you help me...?
608
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,358
Oh, unbuckle?
Yeah.
609
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,390
Oh, my body
is so confused right now.
610
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,990
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