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(light gentle music)
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(Mike and Jennie laughing)
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- I love you so much.
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- I love you too.
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(both chuckling)
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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- Oh come on, what is it?
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- No, it's just it's cute.
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Mr. Commit-a-phobe is all committed now.
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- Yeah, well, I've grown up.
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I'm practically an adult.
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Aren't you poud.
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- Yeah, I am actually.
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Mike, 'cause there's something
that I need to tell you.
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I'm pregnant.
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(tense music)
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(Jennie laughing)
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- Oh.
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Oh!
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- Oh, I knew you were full of it!
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- No, I'm not full of anything,
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but why are you gonna
go and ruin my picnic
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with talk like that?
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- Oh relax!
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Come on, there's no need to bust out
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the vacuum cleaner again,
I'm just messing with you.
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- Funny.
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- Come on, I really am.
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- But
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kids don't have to be the end result
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of everything, you know.
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Well, I mean people get
married because of them
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but you shouldn't.
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Look, I've always believed that if two
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people love each other then they can just
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live together and that's enough.
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I mean, what's the point
of marriage, right?
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If something happens
you can just walk away.
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There's not messy courts
and divorce and stuff.
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But look, that was before I
fell insanely in love with you.
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And I realize that I don't want it
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to be easy for you to walk away from me,
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I want you to be stuck with me.
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Oh, this speech sounded better in my head.
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Somehow more romantic.
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But what I'm trying to say is--
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- Oh my god, are you proposing?
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(Mike chuckles)
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Shit, sorry, just do it again!
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I'll pretend that I don't know!
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- Fine.
- Please.
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- [Mike] Jennie I--
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- Yes!
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(Jennie laughing)
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Oh my God!
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It's perfect.
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I love it.
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I love you.
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(slow gentle music)
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Look at that!
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♪ What if I told you that I miss you ♪
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♪ Even though you're
right here by my side ♪
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- Oh, you're just perfect!
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♪ I can't bring myself to quit you ♪
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- Here, I want you to make
the rest of the tables
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look just like this one!
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♪ No matter how many ♪
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♪ Time I tried ♪
- You be careful with that!
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♪ We bend, we break ♪
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♪ Pretend we ache ♪
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♪ For a past and better times ♪
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♪ The only truth ♪
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♪ This love for you ♪
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♪ You're the only worry on my mind ♪
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(man whistling)
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♪ It's getting harder to remember ♪
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♪ The further you slip from my hand ♪
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- What a night.
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- Do I know how to throw
a bachelor party or what?
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(Mike laughing)
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Oh, it's just like the good old days.
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- Thanks man.
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- Look man, she's almost done.
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Faster than I thought.
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- She's still got a ways to go,
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let's give her a hand.
(Ewan groans)
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- I paid her to clean!
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Let her do her thing and relax.
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- Mr. Ewan
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- Oh, throw those out please.
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(fast upbeat music)
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♪ Wake up when the sun is warm ♪
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♪ Killing my time 'cause
it really doesn't matter ♪
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♪ The only reason that I'm
living is for last night ♪
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♪ Yeah you should've been there ♪
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♪ Yeah you should've seen it ♪
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♪ Cougars on the prowl ♪
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♪ And the dudes we're
just hanging around ♪
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♪ So much cheap perfume ♪
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- Whoa, whoa!
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These are (speaking Spanish).
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♪ And I got no choice ♪
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♪ But to burn out fast ♪
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♪ If I wake up tomorrow ♪
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♪ I really don't care ♪
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- Good morning Jerry.
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- Hey sailor.
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(Jerry grunts)
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Awe man, you know the
best cure for a hangover?
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More alcohol.
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(Ewan imitates train chugging)
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- Oh shit!
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(men laughing)
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(beer dripping)
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(Jerry grunts)
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- Best bachelor party ever!
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- Imagine waking up somewhere man,
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anywhere but here,
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and having to drive all
the way to the wedding.
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- Woo!
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- Yeah, I mean,
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you wouldn't get as much sleep,
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you probably shouldn't even be driving.
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Dare I say, you might even be late?
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Fortunately, I'm a genius.
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You have the bachelor party here,
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the wedding's out there,
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and the cleaning lady
take care of the evidence.
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Thank you.
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You know, I deserve like
one of those genius awards.
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Like a,
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like a Nobel or something.
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- Yeah, because you and Stephen Hawking
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keep getting screwed over
when it comes to Nobel Prizes.
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- You know what, whatever man.
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We haven't had a night like this in ages,
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and you cannot honestly tell me
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that you're not gonna miss all this.
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- Miss this?
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I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20.
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I've got a career, I'm
about to have a wife,
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I think I might be
considered an adult now.
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- You guys are old.
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- No.
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We'll always be young, right here.
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- Oh, no, I'm done.
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- Fine, chief.
- Hey, and so are you guys.
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- [Mike] From this point
on, I expect you to
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be on your best behavior.
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You will get up, get dressed,
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and behave like perfect gentlemen.
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Nothing can go wrong today.
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(Ewan sighs)
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- Yea, you need to relax,
it's just a wedding.
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- No!
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This is the most important day of my life!
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Jennie's the perfect girl,
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and she deserves the perfect wedding.
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- And her family's loaded,
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so impressing all the snobby relatives
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should help even the
playing field a little bit.
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- Right.
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Wait, no!
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That's not what I meant.
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I want Jennie to know that
as long as we're together,
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I'm gonna give her the perfect life.
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And that all starts with today.
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(phone beeping)
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Hey baby.
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- Hi yourself cowboy.
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You sound better than I expected.
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I thought I'd be talking to a sad
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little hungover Mike.
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- You are.
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- Did you guys have fun last night?
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- Yeah.
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A bunch of drinking, cigars,
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bunch of guy stuff, you know how it is.
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- Yeah, guy stuff, that's
what I'm worried about.
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- Hey, I made a promise didn't I?
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- And you kept it?
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- Of course I kept it.
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No strippers on the night
before I get married.
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I make a promise, I keep a promise.
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- Woop!
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Hey!
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'Kay, so you're getting married later on,
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but until he officially
signs his balls away to you,
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he's still one of us!
- I love you baby!
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- Okay bye!
- Call me later!
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- [Mike] Real mature.
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(Jennie laughs)
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- All finished Mr. Ewan.
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- Whoa, wait, can we at
least check the place?
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Make sure it's all clean?
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- No we cannot, because
if you look around,
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you'll see that it's spotless
and that you need to relax.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah okay, all good.
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- You see.
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(speaking Spanish)
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Bachelor party fund officially out.
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Every dollar well spent.
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- Thanks.
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- Boys, I would call last night a success.
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(Mike and Ewan chuckle)
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- There he is.
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- What happened to you last night?
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Last thing I remember,
you were offering the
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stripper beer and towels.
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- Yeah, she looked cold.
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- Really?
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The stripper looked cold?
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- See, that's the difference
between you and me.
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You gotta pay attention
to a woman's needs.
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Spill a little game out
and make her feel special,
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she'll reward you.
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- She's still here?
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- So you and the stripper?
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- She's still here?
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- Damn it!
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Damn, why?
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You're always getting laid!
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Do you have any idea
how hard I work for sex
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and I never get it.
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- She's still here?
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- Relax, it's not that big of a deal.
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- No big deal?
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Jennie will kill me!
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I just got done telling her
we didn't have a stripper.
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Why is she still here?
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- She'll be out as soon--
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- Was she kinky?
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Like did she do things
normal girls won't do?
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- Okay just calm down.
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Jennie's not gonna find out, it's fine.
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- There is a stripper on the premises
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and my wife-to-be will be here any minute!
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Calm is not a state I should be in!
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- At least tell me how you did it.
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What, I wanna know how
he bagged a stripper.
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Was it the towel thing?
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I swear, if she slept
with you over a towel,
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I will never forgive myself.
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- Yes Roman, how did you do it?
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- Well, as it turns out,
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it's not that hard to sleep with a hooker.
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You just have to pay her!
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Which brings me to my original point,
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I need $300.
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- [Mike] $300!
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- No, no, no, no, no, we hired a stripper.
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She can't be a hooker.
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- I didn't budget for that.
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- I just assumed that after I charmed her
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she'd waive the fee!
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- $300!
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- Good morning boys!
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Roman, babe, I just need my $400.
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- $400?
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- Do you by any chance take a check?
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- We need her out of here now!
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- Okay, we're working on it.
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- No, you don't understand.
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I want her out before
Jennie reaches this house!
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- [Stephanie] Jennie, this house is huge!
271
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,300
This is gonna be the best wedding.
272
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,570
- Oh, nice parking princess.
273
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:42,510
- Hey, I gotta take care of her.
274
00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:44,340
I can't let other cars near my lady.
275
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,450
- I guess the guys are already here.
276
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,980
When do you think they got here?
277
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,330
- I got you girl, maid of honors on it.
278
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,406
- Hey wait!
- No, where are you going!
279
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,853
- [Jennie] That's not what I meant!
280
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,820
- So, where's my money?
281
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,720
'Cause I'm not leaving until I get it.
282
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,158
- Of course you want your money, I get it.
283
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,720
And we have it.
284
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,500
But, would you mind
putting some clothes on
285
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,350
while we grab it?
286
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,400
- I mean, the wife to be just gets
287
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,206
a little bit weird about strippers.
288
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,452
(everyone laughing)
289
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,260
- Well then you probably
shouldn't of hired me then.
290
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,400
- It wasn't my idea--
291
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,590
Wait, why are you judging
me, you're a hooker.
292
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,380
- Luxury lover, not hooker.
293
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,213
- Whatever!
294
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,130
Would you please just put some clothes on?
295
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:31,503
- Fine, but get me my money if
you want me to leave quietly.
296
00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:36,563
- Shit!
297
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,763
Okay, who's got some cash on them?
298
00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:43,739
- I've got five dollars.
299
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:45,950
- Great.
300
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:49,710
Now we just need 395 more dollars!
301
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:52,597
- How 'bout this, Roman
drives her to the ATM,
302
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,290
and on the way back, drops her off at
303
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,700
whatever street corner she hangs out on.
304
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,970
- Knock knock bitches.
305
00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,243
- Megan, hi!
306
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:00,900
What are you doing here?
307
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,250
- Oh, nice to see you too.
308
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,340
- Sorry, it's just
309
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,560
you're here early.
310
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,090
Where's Jennie.
311
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,360
- You know she's not allowed over here,
312
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,580
so I'm kind of acting as representative
313
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,690
to make sure you boys are behaving.
314
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:16,688
- Isn't that thoughtful
(phone ringing)
315
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:17,771
of you Megan.
316
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,805
- Hey!
317
00:13:20,805 --> 00:13:22,985
- What's up stud?
318
00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:24,520
- Hey you.
319
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,820
- Hi baby.
320
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:28,860
- Is it okay for me to talk
to my husband to be now?
321
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,330
- Yeah, of course.
322
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,330
And if you need a visual,
323
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,920
your spy is over here checking up on us.
324
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:34,940
- Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
325
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,510
Let me talk to her, I'll
get her out of your hair.
326
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,523
- So what did you guys do last night?
327
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:43,020
- We just, you know,
328
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,470
stayed in and drank and stuff
329
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:48,960
and just kicked it.
330
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,823
- You stayed in?
331
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:51,623
Like here?
332
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,553
- [Ewan] Yeah.
333
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,273
- [Megan] Well that seems boring.
334
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,403
- Ooh.
335
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,370
- Megan, you better get back here.
336
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:08,253
I think that vein in Steph's
forehead's gonna pop.
337
00:14:10,989 --> 00:14:13,983
(Megan giggles)
338
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,383
- All right, I'm out.
339
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,290
See you bitches at the wedding.
340
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,123
- Yes.
341
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,990
- Really?
342
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,000
You guys didn't do
anything fun last night?
343
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,993
Seriously?
344
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:29,883
- No.
345
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,470
(door slams)
- [Stripper] Ow!
346
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,493
- I tripped.
347
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,003
- [Stripper] What the?
348
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,770
- Megan, wow, how thrilling
having you come here,
349
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:46,188
and especially in something that leaves
350
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,021
so much to the imagination.
351
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,910
Unfortunately the fellas
and I have to get ready,
352
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:52,110
but you'll definitely be seeing
us bitches at the wedding.
353
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:52,943
Thanks.
354
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,710
- Sorry about that.
355
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,320
- [Jennie] Hello, Mike, you there?
356
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,717
- Yeah, I'm here.
357
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,090
So how was your night?
358
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,540
- It was amazing, I had so much fun.
359
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,640
- Nice, then why don't you sound hungover?
360
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,730
- I just wanted to take it easy.
361
00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:14,180
What are you boys up to?
362
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,250
- Well, we're just about
done getting ready.
363
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,930
- Almost done with so much time to spare?
364
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:18,990
That's impressive.
365
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,860
- Actually, there's no time to spare.
366
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,100
The wedding is in four hours,
367
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,880
which means in two hours a whole bunch
368
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,990
of people are showing up!
369
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:25,850
Chop chop, get ready!
370
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,180
- Okay, okay, I have to go.
371
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,414
I love you.
372
00:15:28,414 --> 00:15:29,314
- I love you more.
373
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:31,863
- About time!
374
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,323
- Relax, there's plenty of time.
375
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,303
May I help you?
376
00:15:43,618 --> 00:15:45,810
- I was just looking for my phone.
377
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,700
- Oh, that.
378
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,980
- We went through this last night,
379
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,220
you're just gonna call Roger.
380
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,610
- No, no I'm not!
381
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:55,740
I need it to call the caterers.
382
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,640
- Oh wait, hold the phone,
I'm the maid of honor here
383
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,467
and it's my job to call the caterers,
384
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,770
and I didn't really wanna do that,
385
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,250
so I gave that job to Stephanie.
386
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,180
- And, the caterers are fine.
387
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,300
So are the bartenders, so is the priest,
388
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,130
everyone is good to go.
389
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,373
So no phone for you!
390
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:13,743
- You guys suck!
391
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:23,250
(Stephanie scoffs)
392
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,923
- And what are you doing?
393
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,590
- Having a drink.
394
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:28,423
- No, you're not.
395
00:16:28,423 --> 00:16:30,701
How many times do I have
to tell you go get ready!
396
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:33,363
Relax, it was bad enough you
ruined my fun last night--
397
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,850
- Please, you drank your
weight in tequila last night,
398
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:36,953
you had plenty of fun.
399
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,820
- I could've gotten laid
three times last night,
400
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:43,240
but thanks to Captain Cock
block, I got no action.
401
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,150
- You're welcome.
402
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,360
You probably would've
woken up this morning
403
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,940
with some kind of rash.
404
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,760
- Worth the risk.
405
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,270
- You're worse than a man!
406
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,570
Is sex all you ever think about?
407
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,570
- Name one thing that's
better than an orgasm.
408
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,310
- I don't see what the big deal is.
409
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,460
- That's 'cause you
probably never had one.
410
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,170
Wow!
411
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:08,830
I was just joking, have you
seriously never had an orgasm?
412
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,620
- I've had one!
413
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,703
I think.
414
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,843
- Oh honey, no.
415
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:18,820
If you would have an
orgasm, you wouldn't think.
416
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,653
You would know.
417
00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:23,308
(glass shatters)
(women gasp)
418
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,163
- I'm okay!
419
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,830
- Oh my god, you are being
seriously unreasonable!
420
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,580
- Can we just take you to
421
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:34,560
wherever it is you go
422
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,930
and just stop at an ATM on the way?
423
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,560
- Don't you guys know nothing?
424
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,270
It don't work like that.
425
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:42,560
You go to the ATM before, not
after you fucking mongers!
426
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,520
- Mongers?
427
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,820
- I'm not going anywhere
until I get my money.
428
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,583
- Fuck it.
429
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,600
I'll go to the ATM myself.
430
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,711
Roman, give me your keys.
431
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:50,711
- All right.
432
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,593
- You cannot go, it's your wedding.
433
00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:55,480
I don't know if you forgot.
434
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,300
- [Mike] I can't just let her sit here!
435
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,133
- Okay, somebody will go, just not you.
436
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,820
Just relax.
437
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,780
- Okay.
438
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,800
Roman, go alone, get her money,
439
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,513
and come back, fast, please!
440
00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:05,983
- All right, done.
441
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:08,973
- Roman.
442
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,890
Roman?
443
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,910
What's the hold up?
444
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,250
- Yeah, my keys were right here last night
445
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,510
and now I have absolutely
no idea where they are.
446
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,890
- Are you shitting me, look for them!
447
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,923
- I'm trying!
448
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:26,060
- Look, I will give you your
phone if you get dressed!
449
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,770
- How 'bout, you give me my phone
450
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:28,730
and then I'll get dressed.
451
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,460
- You guys are such downers.
452
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,290
Beth, look, I get it,
453
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,770
it's a wedding and emotions are high,
454
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,760
but you and Roger broke
up like a year ago,
455
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,993
and I'm pretty sure he
was cheating on you.
456
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:46,220
And Steph, sweetie, you need to chill.
457
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,990
There's plenty of time to get ready,
458
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,590
and it's a wedding!
459
00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,230
Enjoy yourself, have a drink.
460
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,630
- I am not 21 yet.
461
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:54,380
- Okay, so what kind of college student
462
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,390
doesn't have a fake ID?
463
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:56,690
- The kind that never breaks the law.
464
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,093
- So you don't drink ever?
465
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,590
Oh my god, you're a virgin at sex
466
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:04,040
and drinking, that's adorable.
467
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,920
- I don't have to drink to have fun.
468
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,920
Jen didn't drink last night
469
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,020
and we had plenty of fun.
470
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,760
- No, Jen drank last night.
471
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,593
- No, she didn't.
472
00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,480
She had the same glass of wine all night.
473
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,183
- Jennie, how much did
you drink last night?
474
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,073
- Not that much.
475
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:20,863
- Seriously?
476
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,820
What the hell?
477
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,550
- It's not a big deal, I just wanted to be
478
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,490
good to go for today.
479
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,323
- See?
480
00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:29,150
But I guess after seven shots of tequila
481
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,490
things can get a little fuzzy.
482
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,680
- Oh, you would've had
seven shots of tequila too
483
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,213
if you had to listen to Jen all night.
484
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,547
"What if Mike gets a stripper?
485
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,897
"What if Mike gets drunk with a stripper?
486
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,900
"What if Ewan makes him do stuff?"
487
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,400
- Oh, well luckily I
was worried for nothing
488
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,200
'cause Mike was a perfect gentleman.
489
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,970
- Why did you sleep with her?
490
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,642
You get laid all the time!
491
00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:02,970
- I don't know, I thought
she wasn't gonna charge me.
492
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,340
- She's a hooker.
493
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,173
- Luxury lover.
494
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,810
- What are we gonna do?
495
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,910
- What do you say we
put the freak out fest
496
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,310
on pause and grab some grub?
497
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,463
- Seriously?
498
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,273
- I'm hungry.
499
00:20:18,645 --> 00:20:20,900
- Oh, oh, oh, I got it!
500
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:21,900
I found a quarter!
501
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,740
- Nice!
502
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:23,780
- That's 5.25.
503
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,440
- Pound it!
504
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,260
- You boys are seriously
testing my patience.
505
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,520
Has it been made clear that I'm not
506
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,880
leaving this couch til I get my money?
507
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,060
- I'm dead.
508
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,693
It's over, I'm dead.
509
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,360
- I'm just spit balling here but
510
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,122
didn't you say Jennie's dad is rich?
511
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:39,955
- No!
512
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,360
No, no, no!
513
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,860
I am not asking my father-in-law
514
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,500
to pay for my friends hooker!
515
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,720
- [Ewan And Hooker] Luxury lover.
516
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,670
- I got it.
517
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:49,363
Hey man, if you got any
other ideas, I am all ears.
518
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,840
- You know what, I don't get it.
519
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,140
I'm always so good with the ladies.
520
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,340
They love my smooth lines
and my fun personality.
521
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,230
I don't get why she charged me.
522
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,910
- Dude, seriously!
523
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:05,534
Worrying on an empty stomach
is bad for you, try some.
524
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:06,506
- Hey, hey, hey.
525
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:07,647
What the hell are you doing?
526
00:21:07,647 --> 00:21:09,470
How many of these you have?
527
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,471
Stop it!
528
00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:11,304
- Dude!
529
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,290
- Shut up, don't tell anyone about these
530
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,710
and sit down and just try to relax!
531
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,730
- Everyone knows how good I am with women.
532
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,790
Spit a little game at 'em,
make 'em feel special,
533
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:21,550
show them how interesting I am.
534
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,060
- Are you seriously shocked that a hooker
535
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,170
- Luxury lover.
- is charging you for sex?
536
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,060
- [Mike] Dude, that's what they do.
537
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:31,270
And you don't get girls
because of the game you spit
538
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,820
or your charming personality,
539
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,660
it's because you look like a model,
540
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,093
you Dwayne Johnson looking motherfucker!
541
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,313
All right?
542
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,790
Now can we please just think for a second
543
00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:44,923
and try to solve the real problem at hand?
544
00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:49,990
(birds chirping)
545
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,550
- Look, I just need my phone--
546
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,750
- Again with the phone?
547
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,087
We get it, you miss Roger.
548
00:21:55,087 --> 00:21:56,310
- No, I love him,
549
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:57,390
and I know he loves me too
550
00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:58,707
and we could get through this
if I could just talk to him!
551
00:21:58,707 --> 00:21:59,647
- Didn't he steal from you?
552
00:21:59,647 --> 00:22:02,370
- Yeah, but like you're so perfect!
553
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:03,480
Don't you guys get it?
554
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,080
I am already 26, if I meet
someone now it takes what,
555
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,400
six months to get serious,
556
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,120
another two years to get
him ready for marriage,
557
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,290
then probably another three
years before we have kids,
558
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,830
and by then, I will be over 30-years-old!
559
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,670
I might as well be dead.
560
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:16,503
- Beth!
561
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,253
- Megan!
562
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,320
- Relax, she was getting annoying.
563
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,030
- Hey, has anybody seen the makeup girl?
564
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,120
- Oh my god, she should
have been here by now.
565
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,370
Oh god, what are we gonna do?
566
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:27,510
- Panic, apparently.
567
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,040
- No, this is bad!
568
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,230
- You need to calm down.
569
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:31,530
- You're right, calm!
570
00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,890
We need a plan of action!
571
00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:34,835
What are we gonna do if
572
00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:36,530
the makeup girl doesn't show?
573
00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:38,720
- I'll do her hair, I can do hair.
574
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,270
- Oh sure, that'll be the same.
575
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,200
- It all looks so beautiful.
576
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,770
Keep doing what you're doing people!
577
00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:46,263
I'll be right back!
578
00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,982
- No.
579
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,717
- Knock knock!
(door knocking)
580
00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:59,250
- Dad, when did you get here?
581
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,100
- Oh honey, I've been here for hours!
582
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,180
We gotta get this place
ready for a wedding
583
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,710
worthy of my little princess!
584
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,410
Thank you so much for letting me
585
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,030
be part of your big day.
586
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:11,140
We're just so excited to be here for you!
587
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,493
- Hello lovely!
- Russell!
588
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,190
- [Russell] My god, you're the most
589
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,532
beautiful bride that ever was.
590
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,220
- I'm not even dressed yet.
591
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:22,053
- Still.
592
00:23:22,053 --> 00:23:24,410
- Okay, we just wanted to check up on you.
593
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:25,340
We should probably get back
594
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,190
and make sure they're setting
595
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:28,190
everything up just perfect!
596
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,173
- You're beautiful.
597
00:23:29,173 --> 00:23:30,006
- [Jennie] Thanks Russ.
598
00:23:30,006 --> 00:23:32,271
- Just so beautiful.
599
00:23:32,271 --> 00:23:33,261
- Out, out, out!
600
00:23:33,261 --> 00:23:35,300
- Thanks you guys.
601
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,930
Bye.
602
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,680
So any word on the makeup girl?
603
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,696
- I can't believe this,
why is she so late?
604
00:23:40,696 --> 00:23:42,796
- Okay, it's okay, we have plenty of time.
605
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:46,510
No, no, no, no, no!
606
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:47,343
Please no!
607
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,490
- Jennie, what's wrong?
608
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:52,170
- My ring, my engagement ring is missing!
609
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,460
- Missing?
- Well it's not on me.
610
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,293
- Where did you last see it?
611
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:55,126
- On my finger!
612
00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:56,150
- I mean when.
613
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:57,640
- Last night, I'm sure
I had it last night.
614
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,450
- I'm sure you had it this morning.
615
00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:01,020
- Okay, perfect then!
616
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,110
It has to be here somewhere.
617
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,230
No big deal.
618
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:05,630
We'll look for the ring.
619
00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:06,860
We'll check the bedroom, bathroom,
620
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,070
closet, everywhere, just get dressed.
621
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:11,020
- I'm not just gonna go get
dressed, I need that ring!
622
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:11,984
- We'll find it.
623
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:12,817
- What if we don't find it?
624
00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,510
- That is the absolute
worst case scenario.
625
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:16,820
And if that happens, what's worse,
626
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,510
to walk down the aisle
without a wedding dress
627
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:19,343
or without a ring?
628
00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:20,880
I really feel like you
should be getting ready.
629
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,950
- You guys, Mike saved
forever to buy that ring.
630
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:24,130
It's more than just a ring,
631
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,740
and if I don't have it, he's gonna think
632
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,860
that I don't care enough
and it's gonna ruin
633
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,110
today and tomorrow and
the rest of our lives!
634
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,100
Okay, so,
635
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,750
whatever happens, we just can't let Mike
636
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,042
or any of the guys know.
637
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,625
(Beth screams)
638
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,236
Beth, what's wrong?
639
00:24:44,236 --> 00:24:46,736
(Beth crying)
640
00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:53,050
- She's on Facebook.
641
00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:56,420
It's Roger, he just
announced he's engaged.
642
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:59,220
- Oh, well great, 'cause I
thought it was something bad!
643
00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:02,592
- Shit.
644
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:07,350
- Guys, this is verging on ridiculous!
645
00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,650
We gotta think of something
to get rid of her!
646
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:14,720
Who is it?
647
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,512
- [Johnathan] Mike, it's Johnathan,
648
00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:18,429
could I come in please?
649
00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:22,243
- Yeah, just a minute, please.
650
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:24,573
Bathroom?
651
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,393
- Okay.
652
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:32,373
Candy, could you go to
the bathroom with me?
653
00:25:32,373 --> 00:25:33,490
(Candy giggles)
654
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,733
- Boy, you haven't paid me for last time.
655
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:40,160
- Oh, oh, oh, just so the
brides dad doesn't see you.
656
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,230
- Oh.
657
00:25:41,230 --> 00:25:42,780
Sounds like a personal problem.
658
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,073
- I am so sorry about this.
659
00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,040
I know, I'm sorry.
(muffled screams)
660
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,818
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
661
00:25:55,818 --> 00:25:59,240
I'm sorry, I am, I'm sorry, okay.
662
00:26:00,756 --> 00:26:02,470
(Mike and Johnathan laughing)
663
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:03,950
- Hi boys!
664
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:05,973
Mike, are you ready for your big day?
665
00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,770
- Getting there, just gotta get dressed.
666
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,630
- You boys stay out of trouble last night?
667
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:13,690
- Absolutely, you know us.
668
00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,353
- Yes, now there's always
one in every group.
669
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,480
- What?
670
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,880
- Well, I just wanted to
check in with you boys
671
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,830
and make sure everything is going well.
672
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,980
If you don't mind, I just need to use
673
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,813
the little boys room.
674
00:26:28,813 --> 00:26:30,617
- No, no, no, no, wait!
675
00:26:30,617 --> 00:26:32,170
Wait!
676
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:33,670
Roman's in there, and trust me,
677
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:35,881
you do not wanna go in there.
678
00:26:35,881 --> 00:26:38,020
(Roman and Candy screaming)
679
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:38,853
- Oh!
680
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:42,586
Okay, well, I'll see you down the aisle!
681
00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:45,740
- Okay, all right, see ya!
(Candy screams)
682
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,410
He's got IBS.
683
00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:49,340
- Yes, well,
684
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,235
maybe he should light
a match or something.
685
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,127
(everyone laughing)
686
00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:56,710
Oh yes, bye bye.
- We'll see ya.
687
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,260
- [Candy] Asshole!
688
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,810
Don't any of you ever try
anything like that again.
689
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,790
- She freaking pepper sprayed me man!
690
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,730
- She has secret compartments.
691
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,590
- Yeah Daddy, you ain't
gonna believe this.
692
00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,823
These fucking boys think they can gyp me.
693
00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:20,640
No Daddy, I aint' going nowhere
til I get you your money.
694
00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:22,943
Thank you Daddy.
695
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:26,310
Y'all boys done fucked up now.
696
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:27,660
Daddy's on his way.
697
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,953
He'll be here in 15
minutes to fuck y'all up!
698
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,740
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, whose Daddy?
699
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:36,786
And why did you call Daddy?
(Jerry laughing)
700
00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:38,950
- She called Daddy!
701
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,840
- What the hell could've
happened to your keys?
702
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,380
- I don't know.
703
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,530
- [Mike] Screw it, I'm
gonna ask the girls!
704
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,180
- Oh yeah, you know what,
you should ask the girls.
705
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,850
That'll go real well.
706
00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:50,430
- I'm not gonna ask them for the money,
707
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:52,090
I'm asking them for their car keys!
708
00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:53,390
- Okay.
- Roman!
709
00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,490
- [Mike] Come with me.
710
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:57,310
- I can't be seen like this!
711
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:58,930
- Screw it, fine!
712
00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:00,930
Ewan, come with me.
713
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:01,763
Roman,
714
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,640
you and Jerry stay here,
(door closes)
715
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,210
make sure no one sees her.
716
00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:05,160
- [Ewan] Oh my god.
717
00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:13,950
- Megan, can you give her something?
718
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,540
- What do you want me to give her?
719
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,450
- I don't know, you're a nurse,
720
00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:21,030
give her a sedative or something.
721
00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,320
- Just because I'm a nurse that means
722
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,083
I walk around with sedatives?
723
00:28:25,010 --> 00:28:26,540
- Doesn't it?
724
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,953
- Well yeah, but,
725
00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:29,883
okay fine.
726
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,770
All right Beth.
727
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,930
Beth, you're gonna take two of these,
728
00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:43,083
but don't operate any heavy machinery.
729
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,043
You forgot the pills.
730
00:28:55,247 --> 00:28:56,479
♪ Was it my cologne ♪
731
00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:59,065
♪ That made the fire burn in you ♪
732
00:28:59,065 --> 00:29:01,104
♪ That piece of flash cast in your eyes ♪
733
00:29:01,104 --> 00:29:03,340
♪ I feel it coming through ♪
734
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:07,754
♪ Hollywood, rainbow room,
you'll find me mixing it up ♪
735
00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:11,806
♪ One more glass of champagne,
it's getting hot, hot ♪
736
00:29:11,806 --> 00:29:15,484
♪ Fits like a glove, the way
you stick it to my love ♪
737
00:29:15,484 --> 00:29:19,867
♪ Infectious baby, drives you crazy ♪
738
00:29:19,867 --> 00:29:23,754
♪ Tangles from the rope you
cut the line I get the joke ♪
739
00:29:23,754 --> 00:29:28,120
♪ Infectious baby, drives you crazy ♪
740
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,568
♪ Everything you want is what I got ♪
741
00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:34,235
♪ So bring it back, come on ♪
742
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:42,279
(Spanish music)
743
00:29:44,744 --> 00:29:47,411
(door knocking)
744
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:51,935
- I'll get it.
745
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,260
You can't be here right now.
746
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:58,400
- I'm sorry, but we need your car.
747
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,233
- No!
748
00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:00,474
- Seriously, we gotta--
- Wait!
749
00:30:00,474 --> 00:30:01,307
(door slams)
750
00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:02,952
- Who was that?
751
00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:04,103
- Mike and Ewan.
752
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,623
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
he can't see me right now!
753
00:30:05,623 --> 00:30:08,706
- I know, that's why I shut the door.
754
00:30:10,605 --> 00:30:12,020
(door banging)
755
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,250
- Can you just get rid of them?
756
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,083
- Fine.
757
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,060
What!
758
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,790
What is so important that you
need to be here right now?
759
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:21,490
- A lot, so just give us your keys.
760
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:24,240
- Sorry dudes, no one
drives my car but me.
761
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,330
- Why are you making this
so difficult, all right?
762
00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:27,760
We'll take super good care of your car,
763
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,850
it'll be super quick, we'll
have it back before you know it.
764
00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:30,823
- Super quick.
765
00:30:33,507 --> 00:30:34,340
- Fine!
766
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,353
- Yeah.
767
00:30:40,794 --> 00:30:41,961
Thanks, Megan.
768
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:45,357
- Megan's car, go now!
769
00:30:49,970 --> 00:30:52,753
- Seriously guys, I'm
a really good driver.
770
00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:55,760
I don't know what happened.
771
00:30:58,020 --> 00:31:00,617
Wanted to help, tried to go to the ATM.
772
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,470
- Son of a bitch.
773
00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:06,330
- That's my bad.
774
00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:07,643
- [Roman] Seriously dude?
775
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,427
- Roman, I am really sorry about your car,
776
00:31:10,427 --> 00:31:12,180
but we can deal with it later.
777
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,640
Please, go get Megan's
car and go to the ATM!
778
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,940
- That's not gonna happen!
779
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:20,786
Okay, you guys aren't gonna believe this,
780
00:31:20,786 --> 00:31:24,000
but I couldn't go to the
ATM because Megan's car...
781
00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:28,200
(imitates explosion)
782
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:33,013
- Wow, so you crashed
Romans car into Megan's car?
783
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,000
- I know, what are the odds, right?
784
00:31:37,789 --> 00:31:38,770
(Jerry yawns)
785
00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:39,706
I'm tired.
786
00:31:39,706 --> 00:31:42,880
You guys do your thing and...
787
00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,390
- Guys, I'm not a doctor,
788
00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:47,700
but I don't think he's supposed
789
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,050
to sleep after an accident.
790
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,613
- Jerry, wake up!
791
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,470
I think you need to see someone,
792
00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:56,220
like go to the hospital or something.
793
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:57,120
- Hospital?
794
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,719
- No, no, Jerry doesn't
wanna go to the hospital.
795
00:31:58,719 --> 00:32:00,160
Isn't that right Jerry?
796
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,180
- Why not?
797
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,370
- Because if you go to the hospital
798
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:04,310
and tell them you crashed two
cars because you were high,
799
00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:06,294
I'm pretty sure you'll go to jail.
800
00:32:06,294 --> 00:32:08,877
(men laughing)
801
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,422
- I'm not high.
802
00:32:13,422 --> 00:32:14,960
What are you talking about?
803
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,310
- Those were weed brownies, dummy.
804
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,173
You're faded.
805
00:32:20,411 --> 00:32:22,460
- Daddy's gonna be here any minute.
806
00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:24,497
- What do you wanna do?
807
00:32:25,483 --> 00:32:28,255
(Jerry screams)
808
00:32:28,255 --> 00:32:30,400
- I don't wanna go to the hospital!
809
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,680
- Why not?
810
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,111
- No
811
00:32:33,111 --> 00:32:33,944
hospital.
812
00:32:34,949 --> 00:32:36,990
- He's gonna walk it off.
- Hospital.
813
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,990
- [Roman] Megan could
be the next best thing.
814
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,310
She is a nurse.
815
00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:41,704
She could help.
816
00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:43,202
- Yeah.
817
00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,831
(door knocking)
818
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,331
(tense music)
819
00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:08,613
- Daddy?
820
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,870
- Sorry I'm late.
821
00:33:10,870 --> 00:33:12,270
Marsha, hair and makeup.
822
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,260
- Oh, wrong room!
823
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,510
Bride's on the other side, down the hall,
824
00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:16,367
all the way over.
825
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,300
- Mike, I think we're out of options here.
826
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,810
I think we send him down the hall
827
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:21,940
to get patched up by Megan
828
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,570
and have him ask for the money.
829
00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:25,790
- I can't send Jerry to ask for the money!
830
00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:27,910
He's so out of it, he
wouldn't last two seconds
831
00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:29,570
if Megan asked why.
832
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,670
- Okay, well, send Roman then.
833
00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:33,740
They'd question him, then
he'll just distract them
834
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:36,153
with his pectoral muscles or something.
835
00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:39,630
- Okay, Roman, go get Jerry
836
00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:41,520
and take him to go get fixed up!
837
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,353
Go!
838
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,850
And please, please remember,
839
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,440
only ask Stephanie for
the money, not Megan.
840
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,440
And don't say hooker or
luxury lover or whatever.
841
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,483
Just be discreet.
842
00:34:01,389 --> 00:34:05,300
(Jerry imitates chicken)
843
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:08,100
- I can walk by myself!
844
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,520
It's not like I'm high or anything.
845
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,050
- That's what I was thinking,
you should go by yourself.
846
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:15,690
Think about it, girls love a bad boy,
847
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,240
and you look bad ass right now.
848
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:19,190
- Yeah?
849
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,510
- Yeah!
850
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:23,530
Plus, if I go, I'm just gonna
throw salt in your game.
851
00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:25,110
You go in there by yourself,
852
00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:28,620
you'll have the girls eating
out of the palm of your hand.
853
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:31,560
Especially Megan, she's a nurse, right.
854
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,633
What do nurses like?
855
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,433
Injured people.
856
00:34:38,832 --> 00:34:40,694
I guess I can go and you know--
857
00:34:40,694 --> 00:34:42,080
- No!
858
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,420
I wanna go!
859
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,885
You think you get the ladies all the time?
860
00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:46,718
My turn!
861
00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:49,413
- I guess that is only fair.
862
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,160
It's okay, you go, I'll stay,
863
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,430
we can both walk in together.
864
00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:55,307
And don't forget what Mike said,
865
00:34:55,307 --> 00:34:57,880
about who to talk to and stuff.
866
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,713
Good talk, okay.
867
00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:01,672
(door knocking)
868
00:35:01,672 --> 00:35:04,220
- [Daddy] Open up baby, it's Daddy!
869
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:05,960
- You boys better get that,
870
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,710
you don't wanna keep Daddy waiting.
871
00:35:24,979 --> 00:35:29,979
(door creaks)
(Mike grunts)
872
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:00,560
- Hey Jerry, been a while.
873
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,630
(Jerry screams)
874
00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:03,770
- Oh, hey devil.
875
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,603
- Hey bud.
876
00:36:04,603 --> 00:36:05,960
I just wanna make sure
we're on the same page
877
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,270
about this telling Megan
about the hooker thing.
878
00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,760
- Oh, I'm not supposed to do that.
879
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,200
If I do that, the guys
said that they would--
880
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,970
- Yeah stop, because we know that Roman's
881
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:15,390
gonna try to bang Megan at the wedding.
882
00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:16,223
- Bastard!
883
00:36:16,223 --> 00:36:17,650
- Right, bullshit!
884
00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:20,210
But you know what, if you told
Megan he slept with a hooker,
885
00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:22,620
she's not gonna bang that jackass.
886
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,070
But you know who she is gonna bang?
887
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,490
Jerry.
888
00:36:25,490 --> 00:36:26,690
- Cool.
- Yeah.
889
00:36:26,690 --> 00:36:27,733
- [Off Screen] Whoa!
(harp music)
890
00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:30,120
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
891
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,670
Don't do that.
892
00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:33,380
If you stop and think for two seconds
893
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,640
about what he just said,
894
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,160
you'll realize how dumb it is
895
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,310
and how it won't get you, banged?
896
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,143
- Banged.
897
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:41,543
- Crap!
898
00:36:42,879 --> 00:36:45,930
But you are God, so you
must have a point, right?
899
00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:47,110
- Actually, I'm just an angel.
900
00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:49,670
God's a little too busy
for things like this,
901
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:50,523
so you get me.
902
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,833
- But he's the devil.
903
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,380
I mean, he took the time to be here,
904
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,460
that should stand for something, huh?
905
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:58,330
- What?
906
00:36:58,330 --> 00:36:59,510
Him, no.
907
00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,343
Fuck him.
908
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,430
- Yeah, fuck me?
909
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:02,366
Fuck you.
910
00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:03,199
- Hey!
911
00:37:05,498 --> 00:37:08,081
(men grunting)
912
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:15,590
Mister
913
00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:19,350
Daddy?
914
00:37:19,350 --> 00:37:20,670
- It's just Daddy fool.
915
00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:22,200
- Oh, it's just...
916
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,700
Daddy, first of all, I just wanna say,
917
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:29,550
we are so so sorry about all the hassle
918
00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:30,700
and confusion--
919
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,700
- Look, look, just stop talking
920
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:33,980
and just give me my money.
921
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,813
- About that--
922
00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:37,297
- Don't even tell me
you ain't got my money.
923
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,580
- No, no, no, no, we do.
924
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,640
We totally do, it's,
925
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,160
it's just not here.
926
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,510
But it will be here
any minute, we promise.
927
00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:48,520
- Look, look, look, for making me wait,
928
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,293
you owe me $500.
929
00:37:50,293 --> 00:37:51,738
- $500?
930
00:37:51,738 --> 00:37:53,351
(Mike grunts and screams)
(face slaps)
931
00:37:53,351 --> 00:37:55,057
- Don't scream like no bitch!
932
00:37:55,057 --> 00:37:58,240
$500 and it's gonna
double every 15 minutes!
933
00:38:07,590 --> 00:38:09,060
- Excuse me?
934
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,450
- What?
935
00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:12,360
- Would you mind if I use the bathroom?
936
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,910
- Oh, yeah, that's fine,
937
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:15,560
it's down the hall to your right.
938
00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:33,749
(Marsha gasps)
939
00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:39,581
(Mike grunts)
(harp music)
940
00:38:39,581 --> 00:38:42,248
(door knocking)
941
00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:45,720
- Hey, I need to talk to...
942
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,263
- Megan.
943
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:54,017
Hello?
944
00:38:54,017 --> 00:38:56,934
(Angel grunts)
945
00:39:01,767 --> 00:39:02,600
Whoa!
946
00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:13,640
- Hey, did you guys know
there's a girl in there?
947
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,110
- Oh, beth.
948
00:39:15,110 --> 00:39:16,910
Yeah, we should probably check on her.
949
00:39:16,910 --> 00:39:18,500
- Yeah, you really should.
950
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,650
Oh, also, is anyone
missing a wedding ring?
951
00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:25,670
- Oh my God, thank you so much.
952
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:26,950
- Seriously?
953
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,930
Where did you find it,
I looked everywhere!
954
00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:30,050
- Behind the toilet seat.
955
00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:32,580
Lucky too, another inch and it
would've been in the toilet.
956
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,500
- No, damn it!
- What's wrong?
957
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,063
- [Jennie] I can't get it back on.
958
00:39:39,654 --> 00:39:41,110
Ow!
959
00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:42,870
- Get some butter and
rub it on your finger.
960
00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:43,890
- Where am I supposed to get butter from?
961
00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:44,860
- From the fridge.
962
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,300
- There's no butter in the fridge!
963
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,914
- Okay, spit on it.
964
00:39:47,914 --> 00:39:48,747
- What?
965
00:39:52,922 --> 00:39:55,300
Ew, what the hell Megan!
966
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:56,910
- Look, we've found the ring
967
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:59,470
and we can figure out how
to get it on you later!
968
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:00,970
Right now, we really need to get ready
969
00:40:00,970 --> 00:40:02,850
and Jennie, you need to
get your makeup done.
970
00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:04,850
Let's go people, a wedding is happening!
971
00:40:05,955 --> 00:40:06,788
- Cool.
972
00:40:07,974 --> 00:40:09,228
I'm gonna go get dressed.
973
00:40:09,228 --> 00:40:10,061
- Okay.
974
00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:14,407
You saved my wedding, thank you.
975
00:40:15,649 --> 00:40:18,149
(rushing air)
976
00:40:19,805 --> 00:40:22,222
(harp music)
977
00:40:23,976 --> 00:40:27,060
- You see man, she's really in love.
978
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:28,620
I mean, you tell Megan about that stripper
979
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,440
and it could ruin her special day
980
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,640
or the rest of her life.
981
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:34,593
Just ask Stephanie for the money.
982
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,943
- Hey Stephanie.
983
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:44,503
- Jerry, come on, let's
be smart here okay.
984
00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:46,973
Look over there, you see Jennie?
985
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,390
- Are you okay?
986
00:40:49,390 --> 00:40:51,780
- Mike gets to have sex
with that every night
987
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,420
for the rest of his life.
988
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,673
Who you having sex with?
989
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,523
Let's be smart here.
990
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,893
- I need Megan!
991
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,708
Megan!
992
00:41:04,819 --> 00:41:06,388
Megan!
993
00:41:06,388 --> 00:41:07,440
Megan.
994
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,273
- Get out!
995
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:13,210
- Hey Megan, how you've been?
996
00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:14,910
- [Megan] Get out!
997
00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:16,610
- Accident, accident!
998
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,570
I was in one with my face
999
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:23,783
and now I need a
beautiful nurse to fix me.
1000
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:30,183
- My one day off and
everybody needs something.
1001
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:31,953
Turn around.
1002
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:50,830
Okay.
1003
00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:51,663
Zip me up.
1004
00:42:02,170 --> 00:42:04,463
Okay, let's have a look.
1005
00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,540
No biggie, just hop in the shower,
1006
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:12,763
rinse off, and then clean up with these.
1007
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,500
Whoa slick!
1008
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,553
What are you doing?
1009
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,060
- Hopping in the shower.
1010
00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:24,050
- No, not here you're not.
1011
00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:25,800
Get yourself back to the guys room.
1012
00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:34,070
- Whoa, big guy, remember, Roman,
1013
00:42:34,070 --> 00:42:36,550
the money, sex?
1014
00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:37,900
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
1015
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:38,733
- [Jerry] Hey Megan,
1016
00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:40,023
you don't by any chance--
(harp music)
1017
00:42:40,023 --> 00:42:41,070
- No.
1018
00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:41,923
- Do I have what?
1019
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,600
- It's your job to
- Talk about the zipper
1020
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,990
- Be here for the team.
- Don't say it, don't do it.
1021
00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:50,163
- [Angel] Don't do it.
1022
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,463
- I need $400!
1023
00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:56,493
- Are you stoned?
1024
00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:02,491
(Jerry scoffs)
1025
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,200
- I need $400.
1026
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,063
For last night.
1027
00:43:08,270 --> 00:43:09,430
You see, we got a stripper
1028
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,310
who turned out to be a hooker and--
1029
00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:12,830
- [Megan] What?
1030
00:43:12,830 --> 00:43:14,640
- And then she did what she does
1031
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,890
and now we need $400 to pay her.
1032
00:43:18,890 --> 00:43:21,160
- You guys had a hooker last night?
1033
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,200
- Wait, I forgot something.
1034
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,060
- Roman you idiot!
1035
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,770
- You slept with a hooker!
1036
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:27,390
- Why are you yelling at me?
1037
00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:30,230
No, you're obviously missing the point!
1038
00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:31,710
I didn't sleep with a hooker,
1039
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:35,360
Mike just asked me to get
the money to pay the hooker!
1040
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,064
- He did what?
1041
00:43:37,064 --> 00:43:37,897
- This is great.
1042
00:43:37,897 --> 00:43:38,800
I didn't sleep with a hooker
1043
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,500
and I'm the one getting yelled at!
1044
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:48,150
- Look man, you know you
now owe me $1,000, right?
1045
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:50,600
And your 15 minute mark
is approaching real fast.
1046
00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:53,523
- Yeah, whatever!
1047
00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:06,667
(Mike screams)
(vase shatters)
1048
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,580
What the hell, man!
1049
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,943
- Don't be giving Daddy no attitude bitch.
1050
00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:14,690
- Jesus!
1051
00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:20,457
(door creaks)
1052
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,740
- [Roman] What the hell was that?
1053
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:24,310
- Forget about that!
1054
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:26,390
How much did you get?
1055
00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:28,590
- Is Jerry not back yet?
1056
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:30,170
- What?
1057
00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:31,730
- Where's the money?
1058
00:44:31,730 --> 00:44:33,480
- Well, Jerry was like,
"Yeah I can get the money."
1059
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,942
So I was like, "Okay
you can get the money."
1060
00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:36,090
- Are you shitting me!
1061
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,160
What were you thinking?
1062
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,297
I've been waiting for you
to come back with the money
1063
00:44:38,297 --> 00:44:41,580
and you send Jerry, who
probably has a concussion!
1064
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,814
- And he's high man.
1065
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:45,200
- What?
1066
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,033
- What?
1067
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:48,330
- Injured.
1068
00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:50,190
He's injured, definitely not high.
1069
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,853
- You son of a bitch!
1070
00:44:52,730 --> 00:44:54,700
- It's not even like a big deal.
1071
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:55,560
- You.
1072
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,570
Get your ass over there right now
1073
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:58,492
or so help me I will--
- Hold on, hold on.
1074
00:44:58,492 --> 00:44:59,590
- [Daddy] Hello no!
1075
00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:01,167
You think you just gonna leave?
1076
00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,260
No, you sit your ass down right there!
1077
00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:06,140
I'm tired of y'all
playing, jerking me around!
1078
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,710
My time is very valuable!
1079
00:45:07,710 --> 00:45:10,090
I got a car full of girls right now
1080
00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:11,930
that's waiting to go get me my money!
1081
00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:14,390
- You have a car full
of hookers out there?
1082
00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:16,090
- [Daddy And Candy] Luxury lovers!
1083
00:45:17,070 --> 00:45:19,560
- Okay, so worst case
scenario is Jennie finds out
1084
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,140
and she's a little bit mad.
1085
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:22,310
- No!
1086
00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:24,900
If Jennie finds out, she'll
call off the wedding!
1087
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,950
- That seems pretty rash don't you think?
1088
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,050
- We need to figure out
something to do quick.
1089
00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:31,650
What do we have at our disposal?
1090
00:45:32,502 --> 00:45:34,823
- I mean, the bar's set up, so booze.
1091
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,948
- That could work.
1092
00:45:40,948 --> 00:45:42,098
- No man, I was just...
1093
00:45:48,470 --> 00:45:50,970
- Daddy, deal for ya.
1094
00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:53,760
In just a few minutes
I will have your $500
1095
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,260
and we will pay you.
1096
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:58,420
And for your trouble, you go
out to the open bar set up
1097
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,277
and you and your ladies grab a drink.
1098
00:46:00,277 --> 00:46:02,630
You could hang tight, just sit in the car,
1099
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:04,650
enjoy your drinks, and
we will deliver the money
1100
00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:06,650
to you very shortly.
1101
00:46:06,650 --> 00:46:08,730
- Sit in the car?
1102
00:46:08,730 --> 00:46:10,360
Daddy don't sit in the car waiting,
1103
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,273
Daddy sits at the bar enjoying.
1104
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,860
- Okay, sit at the bar.
1105
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,060
We'll bring the money to you very soon.
1106
00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:24,720
But please, try not to
attract too much attention.
1107
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,330
And if anyone asks, please don't say
1108
00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:29,430
you're a pimp with hookers.
1109
00:46:29,430 --> 00:46:31,340
- Luxury lovers.
1110
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:33,040
- Just say you're Roman's friends.
1111
00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:36,920
- What you think baby?
1112
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,670
- I would like a drink Daddy.
1113
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,093
- Are you old enough to drink?
1114
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,253
I'm just playing baby,
let's go grab a drink.
1115
00:46:45,253 --> 00:46:46,086
Come on.
1116
00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:56,100
(Mike sighs)
1117
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,983
- Okay.
1118
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,233
Good.
1119
00:47:00,408 --> 00:47:02,130
I think we'll be okay.
1120
00:47:02,130 --> 00:47:04,860
Jennie won't go out there
til the wedding starts.
1121
00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:07,193
And Jerry will be back
any minute with the money.
1122
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,223
We run out, we pay the pimp,
1123
00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:14,340
everything will be okay.
1124
00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:16,370
- See, everything's gonna be okay.
1125
00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:18,170
It's gonna work out just fine.
1126
00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:19,003
- Okay.
1127
00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:21,770
We should get ready.
1128
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:32,870
Jerry, what took you so long?
1129
00:47:32,870 --> 00:47:34,570
- I think I did bad.
1130
00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:37,370
I might have accidentally
told Megan about the stripper!
1131
00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:40,560
- You son of a bitch!
1132
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,830
Megan told me everything!
1133
00:47:41,830 --> 00:47:44,320
- Jennie, what an absolute
pleasure it is to see you.
1134
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,550
You look incredible!
1135
00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:46,433
- Fuck off Ewan!
1136
00:47:47,390 --> 00:47:48,290
- On your own man.
1137
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,200
- Well, what do you have
to say for yourself?
1138
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,870
- Jennie, I'm so sorry.
1139
00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:58,600
I know I should've told you,
1140
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,720
but last night she just showed up.
1141
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,970
I mean, I didn't even know
the guys had planned it.
1142
00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:04,500
Look, I was drunk and I really didn't
1143
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,430
think it was that big a deal.
1144
00:48:05,430 --> 00:48:07,554
- Oh, not that big of a deal?
1145
00:48:07,554 --> 00:48:08,550
- To be honest, I totally thought
1146
00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:10,660
you were doing the same thing!
1147
00:48:10,660 --> 00:48:12,180
You know, the girl version.
1148
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,670
Hey, it's totally something
Megan would do, right?
1149
00:48:14,670 --> 00:48:16,430
Look, I didn't think for a
second that you were sober
1150
00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:17,850
the whole night not having any fun.
1151
00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:19,850
- Oh, so you thought that I
was cheating on you last night?
1152
00:48:19,850 --> 00:48:22,740
- No, Jennie it's not cheating.
1153
00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:24,360
It's a little harmless fun.
1154
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,510
I mean, we're not even married yet.
1155
00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:28,000
Please, it's a bachelorette party.
1156
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,780
You should've been drunk
and having a good time.
1157
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:31,900
It's one last wild night
with friends, why not?
1158
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:34,760
- I can't believe what
I'm hearing right now.
1159
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,230
- Wait, there's still time.
1160
00:48:36,230 --> 00:48:37,850
There's about an hour
before guests show up.
1161
00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:39,860
You can have that wild
fun you missed out on.
1162
00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:42,260
There's plenty of guys
here, do you like Roman?
1163
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:45,860
Everybody thinks Romans hot,
why don't I send you Roman?
1164
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:46,693
- Fuck Roman.
1165
00:48:48,523 --> 00:48:49,821
♪ La choo-choo la choo-choo ♪
1166
00:48:49,821 --> 00:48:51,273
♪ La choo-choo bang, bang ♪
1167
00:48:51,273 --> 00:48:52,468
♪ Now watch me, now watch me ♪
1168
00:48:52,468 --> 00:48:53,664
♪ Now watch me do my thang ♪
1169
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,371
♪ I said a popcorn, cherry pie ♪
1170
00:48:55,371 --> 00:48:56,777
♪ Bang bang, choo-choo train ♪
1171
00:48:56,777 --> 00:48:58,253
♪ Body party, shake my body ♪
1172
00:48:58,253 --> 00:48:59,576
♪ Booty duty, shake my booty ♪
1173
00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:00,931
♪ Hey young sucker ♪
1174
00:49:00,931 --> 00:49:02,276
♪ Don't be such a fucker ♪
1175
00:49:02,276 --> 00:49:05,370
♪ You wanna know nothing
just to play in your game ♪
1176
00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:06,428
♪ Hey master driver ♪
1177
00:49:06,428 --> 00:49:07,708
♪ Pull up to the stage ♪
1178
00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:09,291
♪ I wanna see them naughty girls ♪
1179
00:49:09,291 --> 00:49:10,816
♪ Doing their thing ♪
1180
00:49:10,816 --> 00:49:11,924
♪ La choo-choo, la choo-choo ♪
1181
00:49:11,924 --> 00:49:13,205
♪ La choo-choo bang bang ♪
1182
00:49:13,205 --> 00:49:14,729
♪ Now watch me, now watch me ♪
1183
00:49:14,729 --> 00:49:17,823
♪ Now watch me do my thang ♪
1184
00:49:17,823 --> 00:49:19,830
- Drinks are on my girls.
1185
00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:22,736
Y'all know Daddy take care of his women.
1186
00:49:22,736 --> 00:49:23,580
(bar banging)
1187
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:25,110
Can I get five shots of tequilas,
1188
00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:26,713
for Daddy and his women's!
1189
00:49:28,450 --> 00:49:30,683
- Excuse me, who are you people?
1190
00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:37,153
- I am Daddy, a close
personal friend of Ramen.
1191
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,540
And these girls are close
personal friend of Ramen as well.
1192
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:41,793
You got a problem?
1193
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,440
(door slams)
1194
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,393
- What happened?
1195
00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:52,430
Did he admit to it?
1196
00:49:52,430 --> 00:49:53,610
- Not only did he admit to it,
1197
00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:54,620
he said he's surprised I didn't
1198
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:56,043
do the same thing last night.
1199
00:49:56,043 --> 00:49:56,876
(Megan scoffs)
1200
00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:57,709
- Seriously?
1201
00:49:57,709 --> 00:49:58,650
- It's not funny Megan!
1202
00:49:58,650 --> 00:50:00,070
He said he's gonna send Roman over here
1203
00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:01,690
to make last night even.
1204
00:50:01,690 --> 00:50:03,321
- Cool.
- It's not cool.
1205
00:50:03,321 --> 00:50:04,490
- [Megan] Why not?
1206
00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:05,870
Roman's the hottest guy around
1207
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,073
and you just got a free pass to fuck him.
1208
00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:08,760
- Because I don't want to fuck him.
1209
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,040
What is wrong with you people?
1210
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:10,873
- Why not?
1211
00:50:10,873 --> 00:50:11,706
I'd fuck him.
1212
00:50:11,706 --> 00:50:12,539
- I know you would, you'd practically
1213
00:50:12,539 --> 00:50:13,372
fuck anything that moves.
1214
00:50:13,372 --> 00:50:15,590
- Oh, excuse me for having a little fun!
1215
00:50:15,590 --> 00:50:17,410
- Hey, how ya holding up?
1216
00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:19,400
- I'm fine, thanks.
1217
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,100
- Oh good, great.
1218
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:24,310
So if everything's okay,
1219
00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:26,840
maybe you wouldn't mind letting
Marsha finish your makeup.
1220
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,640
- Okay, either way, you should
not turn down a free pass.
1221
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,473
You would take a free pass
1222
00:50:31,473 --> 00:50:33,170
before your wedding, wouldn't you?
1223
00:50:34,310 --> 00:50:35,830
What am I saying, you're still a sweet,
1224
00:50:35,830 --> 00:50:37,500
innocent little virgin.
1225
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,340
So cute.
1226
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,460
But you would sleep with a hot guy
1227
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,150
before your wedding, right?
1228
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,420
- Oh, don't ask me.
1229
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,270
Penis isn't really my thing.
1230
00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:46,590
- Oh, you're a lesbian!
1231
00:50:46,590 --> 00:50:47,800
- Maybe that's the way to go,
1232
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,020
men are such pigs.
1233
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,310
- Jennie, your relatives are showing up
1234
00:50:50,310 --> 00:50:51,143
in less than an hour,
1235
00:50:51,143 --> 00:50:52,760
we are really falling behind schedule.
1236
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,590
- Okay, whatever, I
think you're missing out.
1237
00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:56,810
- Everybody just needs to stop!
1238
00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:58,750
Okay, I'm not just gonna go get ready.
1239
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:00,620
I don't even know if I'm
still getting married.
1240
00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:03,060
Megan, shut up, I'm not gonna sleep
1241
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,200
with anybody right now.
1242
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,460
Marsha, just take a couple minutes off,
1243
00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:07,910
go have a drink or something.
1244
00:51:09,390 --> 00:51:12,980
And Stephanie, it's not your sweet 16,
1245
00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:15,903
it's my wedding, so can
you just get off my back!
1246
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:24,590
- Hey, can you let me know
what I can drink here?
1247
00:51:24,590 --> 00:51:25,863
- Oh, sure.
1248
00:51:26,990 --> 00:51:28,740
Help yourself to whatever you find.
1249
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,185
- You girls don't mess around.
1250
00:51:34,185 --> 00:51:35,920
- Oh yeah, Megan's favorite.
1251
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,260
Go ahead, have some.
1252
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,440
Oh no, thanks.
1253
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,640
- Not much of a drinker?
1254
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:45,150
- What?
1255
00:51:45,150 --> 00:51:46,430
- Nothing, I just--
1256
00:51:46,430 --> 00:51:47,670
- No, go ahead, tell me.
1257
00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:49,370
I get it, I'm just some prissy little kid
1258
00:51:49,370 --> 00:51:52,000
who's never experienced
anything life has to offer!
1259
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,040
So I'm a prude because
I've never drank before.
1260
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:54,873
- I didn't say that.
1261
00:51:54,873 --> 00:51:56,860
- And so what if I've never had an orgasm!
1262
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:58,740
- You've never what?
- Or been in love,
1263
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,610
- [Stephanie] Whatever, right?
1264
00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,333
I mean, who even cares about that?
1265
00:52:02,230 --> 00:52:03,407
Everyone knows so much more than me!
1266
00:52:03,407 --> 00:52:05,280
I'm just some stupid goody-goody
1267
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,730
who doesn't know anything about anything!
1268
00:52:06,730 --> 00:52:08,033
Well, fine!
1269
00:52:11,544 --> 00:52:14,235
Who would do this to themselves?
1270
00:52:14,235 --> 00:52:15,320
- It takes some getting used to.
1271
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,153
Try this.
1272
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,620
- Oh yeah.
1273
00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:31,248
Refill please.
1274
00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:39,610
- Knock knock.
1275
00:52:39,610 --> 00:52:40,933
Guess who's here.
1276
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,173
Oh honey, I'm so happy for you
1277
00:52:45,173 --> 00:52:47,953
getting married and everything.
1278
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,110
Oh, and will you look at that.
1279
00:52:51,110 --> 00:52:52,743
Bless your heart.
1280
00:52:52,743 --> 00:52:55,910
You must still be coming
into your womanhood.
1281
00:52:55,910 --> 00:52:57,920
Why your breasts are twice the size
1282
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,588
they were the last time I saw you.
1283
00:53:00,588 --> 00:53:01,421
- Oh.
1284
00:53:02,670 --> 00:53:05,280
Oh Aunt Georgia, it's so great to see you.
1285
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,660
You're just really early.
1286
00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:10,130
- Well I wanted to come
early to lend a hand.
1287
00:53:10,130 --> 00:53:11,870
Oh I could help you with your makeup,
1288
00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:14,240
or I could help with setup.
1289
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,615
Well just anything you need sugar plum.
1290
00:53:16,615 --> 00:53:17,967
- Oh, it's so nice.
1291
00:53:17,967 --> 00:53:21,390
You know, my Dad took care of setup
1292
00:53:21,390 --> 00:53:22,680
and we have a makeup girl,
1293
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,960
so I think we're good.
1294
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,710
But a good place for you would be
1295
00:53:26,710 --> 00:53:29,260
actually outside, waiting for when
1296
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:33,043
the other guests are
gonna come in a few hours.
1297
00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:36,220
- Bless your heart.
1298
00:53:37,242 --> 00:53:39,335
I'm good right here.
1299
00:53:39,335 --> 00:53:40,168
- Okay.
1300
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:46,054
(girls laughing)
1301
00:54:00,830 --> 00:54:03,100
- Okay, enough is enough!
1302
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:04,460
- I got your back baby.
1303
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:05,690
- Excuse me!
1304
00:54:05,690 --> 00:54:08,240
Excuse me, I think you've had enough!
1305
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:11,020
The alcohol is for the wedding guests!
1306
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,023
I find you all very disturbing!
1307
00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:16,110
- Look here rich man, I ain't leaving
1308
00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:17,273
til I get what's mine.
1309
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:21,633
- Oh yes, well, we'll
see about that, won't we?
1310
00:54:24,390 --> 00:54:27,060
- Look, attention luxury lovers,
1311
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:28,980
Daddy has an idea.
1312
00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:31,280
It's time for us to get me my monies.
1313
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,120
They owe me $8,000!
(woman gasps)
1314
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:39,120
15 more minutes, it's gonna be $16,000!
1315
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:40,883
I need my tunes from my car!
1316
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,153
- [Both] Cheers!
1317
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,300
- Yes, that's right!
1318
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:55,980
Let's get you something
to drink, calm the nerves.
1319
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,710
I think there's some
reserve tequila on file
1320
00:54:57,710 --> 00:54:58,820
just for this sort of occasion.
1321
00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:01,193
- I don't want anything to drink.
1322
00:55:01,193 --> 00:55:03,723
Ugh, damn it people, who
keeps just pickle juice?
1323
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,833
Whatever.
1324
00:55:07,647 --> 00:55:08,480
- Ugh.
1325
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,530
Seriously?
1326
00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:13,110
- What, I was craving pickles.
1327
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:14,620
- Craving?
1328
00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:15,580
What are you...
1329
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,610
Oh my God.
1330
00:55:18,610 --> 00:55:22,650
Big ole boobs, no alcohol, cravings.
1331
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:24,100
You little slut!
1332
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,410
You're pregnant!
1333
00:55:25,410 --> 00:55:26,360
- Bless your heart.
1334
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,993
Maybe you shouldn't be
wearing white today.
1335
00:55:31,190 --> 00:55:32,330
- No wonder that ring won't fit
1336
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,853
on your chubby little fingers.
1337
00:55:35,785 --> 00:55:37,310
(door slams)
1338
00:55:37,310 --> 00:55:39,340
- Well, well, well ladies.
1339
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,672
Roman's been sent here to make sure
1340
00:55:40,672 --> 00:55:42,672
everything is all right.
1341
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,391
Okay, all right.
1342
00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:49,058
(Roman imitates club music)
1343
00:55:50,690 --> 00:55:53,570
Baby, you don't have to be so sad.
1344
00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:56,410
You're a beautiful woman and
you've been given a free pass.
1345
00:55:56,410 --> 00:55:57,520
A free pass to pleasure.
1346
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,310
- Ew, Roman back off!
1347
00:55:59,310 --> 00:56:01,900
I am not in the mood for
one of your dumb games!
1348
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,183
- When did you find out?
1349
00:56:04,350 --> 00:56:05,810
- I really don't wanna
talk about it right now,
1350
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:07,180
I just wanna be left alone.
1351
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:09,430
- Oh yeah, good luck with that.
1352
00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:10,900
How far along are you?
1353
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,280
- Megan, seriously, back off.
1354
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,740
- Who's the father?
1355
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:16,730
- Fuck off and leave me alone.
1356
00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:17,563
- Fine.
1357
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,230
I'm assuming that ticket is transferrable
1358
00:56:21,230 --> 00:56:23,815
and I'm gonna go ahead
and use your free pass.
1359
00:56:23,815 --> 00:56:24,680
- Awesome.
1360
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,030
- [Megan] Come on Casanova.
1361
00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:41,670
- Awe yeah girl, I just
got back from the doctors
1362
00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:42,743
and he said I was lacking a vitamin you.
1363
00:56:42,743 --> 00:56:45,920
- Shh.
- Yeah, my lips are lonely.
1364
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,610
- [Roman] They're excited to meet yours.
1365
00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:49,710
- I need you to stop talking,
1366
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,846
I'm trying to enjoy myself.
1367
00:56:51,846 --> 00:56:53,000
- All right.
1368
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,390
What does that mean?
1369
00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:56,313
- Just shut up and have sex with me.
1370
00:56:58,590 --> 00:56:59,423
- Wait, really?
1371
00:56:59,423 --> 00:57:01,970
You don't like those lines?
1372
00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:03,350
They don't make you feel special?
1373
00:57:03,350 --> 00:57:05,030
Make you want me?
1374
00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:06,170
- I'm trying to tune you out,
1375
00:57:06,170 --> 00:57:07,913
but you're making it really hard.
1376
00:57:12,490 --> 00:57:15,200
- If I didn't pick you
up, then why are we here?
1377
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,248
- I'm picking you up stupid!
1378
00:57:17,248 --> 00:57:18,211
- Oh 'cause you think I'm interesting
1379
00:57:18,211 --> 00:57:19,117
and I have a cool personality--
1380
00:57:19,117 --> 00:57:21,090
- No, 'cause you're hot and I'm horny.
1381
00:57:21,090 --> 00:57:22,883
Now can we please get going?
1382
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:26,870
- Wait.
1383
00:57:26,870 --> 00:57:28,850
What does that mean, you
don't think I'm interesting?
1384
00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,273
- Are you seriously still talking?
1385
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:33,800
- No, stop.
1386
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,320
- Oh come on.
1387
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,440
- I said no, stop.
1388
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,440
- Relax, I promise you'll like it.
1389
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,623
- No means no!
1390
00:57:46,893 --> 00:57:49,810
(Stephanie laughs)
1391
00:57:51,410 --> 00:57:52,410
- I think I'm drunk.
1392
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,400
Am I drunk?
1393
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,383
I think I'm drunk!
1394
00:57:57,292 --> 00:57:59,090
Oh, oh, oh!
1395
00:57:59,090 --> 00:58:00,440
Wait, you're gonna love it!
1396
00:58:05,710 --> 00:58:07,663
- Some guys are just overly sensitive!
1397
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,990
- You sure you can handle that?
1398
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,673
Okay.
1399
00:58:20,490 --> 00:58:21,323
- Shoot.
1400
00:58:22,585 --> 00:58:23,673
Out of wine.
1401
00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:26,906
I know where Megan keeps her secret stash.
1402
00:58:26,906 --> 00:58:28,258
The bedroom, come on.
1403
00:58:28,258 --> 00:58:31,008
(women giggling)
1404
00:58:32,124 --> 00:58:32,957
Whoops!
1405
00:58:41,783 --> 00:58:42,616
Okay.
1406
00:58:48,152 --> 00:58:50,985
(Marsha giggling)
1407
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,320
What's it like?
1408
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,985
- What's what like?
1409
00:58:57,985 --> 00:58:59,490
- You know.
1410
00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:00,757
Being a lesbian.
1411
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:07,100
- Well, it's a lot like being straight,
1412
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,769
but a lot less hairy.
1413
00:59:08,769 --> 00:59:09,602
(Stephanie laughs)
1414
00:59:09,602 --> 00:59:10,460
- No, I mean the--
1415
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:11,513
- The?
- You know.
1416
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:14,693
- [Marsha] Sex.
1417
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,833
In a word,
1418
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:19,773
it's perfect.
1419
00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:24,580
It's soft when it needs to be
1420
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:26,335
and rough when it needs to be.
1421
00:59:26,335 --> 00:59:29,418
(Stephanie laughing)
1422
00:59:32,310 --> 00:59:33,523
- Where is Roman?
1423
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,150
- I can go find him.
1424
00:59:37,150 --> 00:59:39,303
I suppose I owe him an apology.
1425
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,360
- Jennie honey, what's the matter?
1426
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,300
- Oh, nothing, you know, it's just--
1427
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:53,550
- [Russell] Are you nervous about today?
1428
00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:55,780
- Oh honey, today's gonna be great!
1429
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:58,620
Now where is that darn
makeup girl of yours?
1430
00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:00,920
Your hair isn't even done yet!
1431
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,800
There's a wedding happening!
1432
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,633
- Sweetheart, I think we're gonna
1433
01:00:04,633 --> 01:00:06,250
have to go to plan B.
1434
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,993
We're gonna do her hair ourselves.
1435
01:00:12,510 --> 01:00:14,263
- Be still my heart.
1436
01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:18,420
I get to plan your wedding
1437
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:20,420
and do your hair!
1438
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:23,360
This is every father's dream come true!
1439
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,000
- And sweetheart, you're
gonna look so elegant
1440
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,790
when we get your hair all swept up.
1441
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,700
- Oh excuse me!
1442
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,460
Curls are the look for her!
1443
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,293
- Curls?
1444
01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:33,100
What is this, an interview for a brothel?
1445
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:34,420
- Just don't start, okay!
1446
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,660
Hair up is so dull!
1447
01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:38,570
She needs hair that has
excitement and pizazz!
1448
01:00:38,570 --> 01:00:39,850
- And no class!
1449
01:00:39,850 --> 01:00:41,010
It's fashionable to have--
1450
01:00:41,010 --> 01:00:42,190
- Who made you fashion police?
1451
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:43,023
- Joan Rivers!
1452
01:00:43,023 --> 01:00:43,856
- Oh excuse me--
1453
01:00:43,856 --> 01:00:45,060
- You guys, you guys, do I
have any say in this at all?
1454
01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:46,150
- Oh honey, just hush!
1455
01:00:46,150 --> 01:00:47,007
- Sweetheart, we've
got this under control.
1456
01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:48,149
- Yes we do!
1457
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:49,672
Your hair is gonna look so beautiful
1458
01:00:49,672 --> 01:00:51,144
when it's nice and down.
- Look, it's gonna be up.
1459
01:00:51,144 --> 01:00:52,630
- Excuse me.
- Are you gonna try that look?
1460
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:54,008
- [Johnathan] Look what
you're doing to her.
1461
01:00:54,008 --> 01:00:55,160
Stop hitting me.
1462
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,220
I know that sir!
1463
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,833
- [Russell] You met me
and you know, I know hair.
1464
01:00:58,833 --> 01:00:59,666
- Sweetie.
1465
01:01:00,553 --> 01:01:02,773
I'm gonna fix you right up.
1466
01:01:05,110 --> 01:01:07,339
Come come now, come come.
1467
01:01:07,339 --> 01:01:08,180
- [Johnathan] It's gonna look so long
1468
01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:09,620
and elegant, it's beautiful!
1469
01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:11,002
We wanna see how long
- I know hair!
1470
01:01:11,002 --> 01:01:12,146
- Old school we go with.
- I know hair!
1471
01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:13,729
- [Russell] What are
you trying to tell me?
1472
01:01:13,729 --> 01:01:14,660
- [Johnathan] Excuse me,
you're always so mean
1473
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:16,553
and you're always telling me what to do!
1474
01:01:17,501 --> 01:01:20,430
(Mike sighs)
1475
01:01:20,430 --> 01:01:22,423
- So, did you ever stop and think
1476
01:01:22,423 --> 01:01:24,783
that maybe all this is
happening for a reason?
1477
01:01:25,970 --> 01:01:26,820
- What?
1478
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:31,069
- Like the whole day, not
one thing has gone right.
1479
01:01:31,069 --> 01:01:32,860
I mean, it's a bad sign, a bad omen.
1480
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,140
I mean, your marriage is doomed.
1481
01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:37,159
- Fuck off Ewan!
1482
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:38,430
(phone ringing)
1483
01:01:38,430 --> 01:01:40,080
- 10 bucks this is more bad news.
1484
01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:42,573
- Yes, hello.
1485
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:44,363
Yes.
1486
01:01:53,770 --> 01:01:55,133
Son of a bitch!
1487
01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:59,370
The bands truck broke down.
1488
01:01:59,370 --> 01:02:00,720
- Sorry, you're really gonna stand there
1489
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,160
and ignore all these signs?
1490
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,333
Call off the wedding.
1491
01:02:05,498 --> 01:02:07,800
(harp music)
1492
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,753
- Don't just sit there, help them out.
1493
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,330
- How?
1494
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:14,883
- You play guitar!
1495
01:02:16,470 --> 01:02:18,643
- You gave me the power to play guitar?
1496
01:02:19,830 --> 01:02:22,663
- No you idiot, you already
know how to play guitar!
1497
01:02:25,049 --> 01:02:28,420
(rushing flames)
1498
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:29,690
- Oh, yeah, no totally man.
1499
01:02:29,690 --> 01:02:31,990
I mean chicks dig dudes who play guitar.
1500
01:02:31,990 --> 01:02:34,737
That's a guaranteed lay Jerry!
1501
01:02:34,737 --> 01:02:36,700
(devil puppet cheers)
1502
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:37,990
- I can do it!
1503
01:02:37,990 --> 01:02:39,323
I play guitar!
1504
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,223
I'm gonna play guitar at your wedding.
1505
01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:48,330
- Fine.
1506
01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:49,163
Whatever.
1507
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:51,540
Yeah.
1508
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,940
- Okay.
1509
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:55,740
If you ever wanted to see a
bad sign on your wedding day,
1510
01:02:55,740 --> 01:02:57,390
take a look what just happened.
1511
01:02:57,390 --> 01:02:59,728
You had a band,
1512
01:02:59,728 --> 01:03:00,580
and now you have, ladies and gentlemen,
1513
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:02,790
Jerry on guitar!
1514
01:03:02,790 --> 01:03:05,390
- You know what, fuck off man!
1515
01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:06,600
You could at least try and be helpful,
1516
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,020
given this is pretty much your fault!
1517
01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:08,853
- [Ewan] My fault?
1518
01:03:08,853 --> 01:03:09,686
- Yeah.
1519
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,880
- [Ewan] Roman's the one
who had sex with the hooker.
1520
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,630
- And you're the one that invited her,
1521
01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:14,685
after I told you no strippers!
1522
01:03:14,685 --> 01:03:15,570
- You know, big deal.
1523
01:03:15,570 --> 01:03:16,540
Like you're the first guy to ever
1524
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,000
have a stripper at a bachelor party.
1525
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,210
You know, if Jennie's such a perfect girl,
1526
01:03:20,210 --> 01:03:21,710
shouldn't she understand that?
1527
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:32,370
- Now.
1528
01:03:32,370 --> 01:03:35,733
Don't you finally look presentable?
1529
01:03:36,581 --> 01:03:39,164
(Beth sneezes)
1530
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,913
Oh, isn't this just perfect.
1531
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,600
Well, let me just go get cleaned up.
1532
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,390
We still need to get you presentable
1533
01:03:53,390 --> 01:03:56,170
for all those young men at the wedding.
1534
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:59,723
After all honey, you're
not getting any younger.
1535
01:04:11,220 --> 01:04:12,863
- [Both] It's perfect!
1536
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,330
- I was talking about my side.
1537
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,410
- Yeah, your side look like she's
1538
01:04:17,410 --> 01:04:18,520
ready to go to a nightclub,
1539
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,010
not an elegant wedding darling.
1540
01:04:20,010 --> 01:04:21,220
- Well at least she doesn't look like
1541
01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:23,110
she's getting married in the 50s.
1542
01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:24,813
- Yeah, you would know
old man, wouldn't you?
1543
01:04:24,813 --> 01:04:25,890
- Hey, hey!
1544
01:04:25,890 --> 01:04:28,140
First off, thank you!
1545
01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:28,990
Thank you so much for making me
1546
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,040
look like a circus animal!
1547
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,353
And secondly, did you
come here for something?
1548
01:04:34,430 --> 01:04:35,770
- Oh.
1549
01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:37,270
Yes.
1550
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:38,890
We need to talk to that kid Roman.
1551
01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:39,910
Have you seen him around?
1552
01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,030
- He's probably back with the guys,
1553
01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:42,940
just go check there.
1554
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,960
- Well, go ahead and find him.
1555
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,193
- Well why don't you go find him?
1556
01:04:46,193 --> 01:04:49,240
- Oh, and leave you to
destroy my elegant work?
1557
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,863
- Well I'm not leaving
you here with my hair.
1558
01:04:53,464 --> 01:04:54,613
All right, come on.
1559
01:04:59,995 --> 01:05:04,720
- Mm, I swear, this tastes
better with every sip!
1560
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,553
Oh.
1561
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,130
I'm sorry.
1562
01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:09,963
- It's okay.
1563
01:05:18,739 --> 01:05:21,822
(Stephanie laughing)
1564
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,963
- Hey Roger, it's Beth.
1565
01:05:29,353 --> 01:05:31,493
I guess I missed you, again.
1566
01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:35,770
Just give me a call
when you get the chance.
1567
01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:36,620
Just wanted to talk.
1568
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:38,633
You know, no biggie.
1569
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:43,023
Oh, saw you're engaged.
1570
01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:45,923
Congratulations.
1571
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,560
I hope she makes you very happy.
1572
01:05:52,342 --> 01:05:54,697
You know, almost as happy
as I could've made you.
1573
01:05:55,754 --> 01:05:56,980
Why Roger?
1574
01:05:56,980 --> 01:05:59,127
Why, why won't you let me love you!
1575
01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:02,613
You know what, I hate you!
1576
01:06:02,613 --> 01:06:05,353
I hate you so much, I really hate you!
1577
01:06:18,751 --> 01:06:20,560
Unless you wanna call me back.
1578
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,633
In which case, I love you, call me.
1579
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,970
- Listen to me, I know what
I'm talking about here.
1580
01:06:32,970 --> 01:06:35,250
Look, it doesn't even go with her dress!
1581
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,210
- You know what, she is my daughter
1582
01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:38,780
and you don't get a say in this.
1583
01:06:38,780 --> 01:06:40,080
What do you think of that?
1584
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:44,921
- Hey, isn't it bad luck
to bring Jennie in here?
1585
01:06:44,921 --> 01:06:46,270
I mean, I'm really pushing it today.
1586
01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:47,670
- Where's your friend Roman?
1587
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,610
- Not sure, but seriously,
she can't be here.
1588
01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:53,837
- Really, you don't wanna
talk about what you did?
1589
01:06:54,950 --> 01:06:57,850
- Sure honey, just maybe later.
1590
01:06:57,850 --> 01:06:59,860
- I need to speak to Roman right now!
1591
01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:01,630
His friends are getting drunk
1592
01:07:01,630 --> 01:07:03,790
and making a mess of my wedding!
1593
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,719
I demand to know what's going on!
1594
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,310
(tense music)
1595
01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:08,803
- All right, where's Roman?
1596
01:07:10,483 --> 01:07:12,100
- I don't know, I thought
he was with you girls?
1597
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:13,460
- He was with us 'cause you sent him
1598
01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:14,460
to go have sex with Jennie
1599
01:07:14,460 --> 01:07:17,130
after you slept with a hooker.
1600
01:07:17,130 --> 01:07:19,870
Then Jennie turned him down
so I figured I'd go for it,
1601
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:20,780
but then he wouldn't shut up
1602
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:23,220
long enough for me to enjoy myself.
1603
01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:24,330
And then he started whining
1604
01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:26,820
and stormed out the door crying.
1605
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:28,840
- [Both] Have sex with him?
1606
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,970
- I can't believe you actually sent him,
1607
01:07:30,970 --> 01:07:32,380
you sick pig!
1608
01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,240
- Seriously Mike, how could you do that
1609
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,020
to the mother of your child?
1610
01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:37,990
- Mother of my child?
1611
01:07:37,990 --> 01:07:39,870
- You're pregnant?
1612
01:07:39,870 --> 01:07:41,340
- You should be pissed.
1613
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:43,070
You put in all that work and nothing?
1614
01:07:43,070 --> 01:07:45,123
Roman just walks in,
boom, she's ready to go?
1615
01:07:45,123 --> 01:07:46,203
What the fuck?
1616
01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:50,130
- Don't look at me, I'm pissed too.
1617
01:07:50,130 --> 01:07:50,963
The fuck?
1618
01:07:52,810 --> 01:07:54,790
- How dare you send another
boy to have sex with me?
1619
01:07:54,790 --> 01:07:56,740
What kind of girl do you think I am?
1620
01:07:56,740 --> 01:08:00,050
- I won't let my daughter marry a scumbag!
1621
01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:01,180
- Well maybe this scumbag doesn't
1622
01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:03,300
wanna marry your daughter anymore.
1623
01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:04,140
- That's it!
1624
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:06,680
Everybody, shut up!
1625
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,310
Ewan, stop helping.
1626
01:08:09,310 --> 01:08:10,253
Go sit down!
1627
01:08:15,330 --> 01:08:19,060
Okay Jennie, I did not sleep
with anyone last night.
1628
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:20,260
Hell, I didn't even want a stripper,
1629
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:22,150
she just showed up.
1630
01:08:22,150 --> 01:08:24,430
I know I should've kicked her out,
1631
01:08:24,430 --> 01:08:25,970
but everyone started throwing money around
1632
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:27,493
and she ended up naked.
1633
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,510
But then Roman slept with
her after I passed out drunk.
1634
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:34,750
I know I should've told you earlier
1635
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:36,190
but you told me that having a stripper
1636
01:08:36,190 --> 01:08:38,140
at my bachelor party was
the same thing as cheating
1637
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:38,973
and so
1638
01:08:40,670 --> 01:08:41,930
I didn't.
1639
01:08:41,930 --> 01:08:46,060
- Well, in hindsight, that
could clearly be worse.
1640
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:49,263
- How long have you known about it?
1641
01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:52,543
- A month.
1642
01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:54,783
- A month?
1643
01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,427
You've known for an entire month
1644
01:08:57,427 --> 01:08:59,900
and it never crossed your
mind to mention it to me?
1645
01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:01,860
- Look, I'm sorry, but you can't blame me
1646
01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:03,570
for thinking you wouldn't
be able to handle it!
1647
01:09:03,570 --> 01:09:04,403
- Handle it?
1648
01:09:04,403 --> 01:09:05,890
It's the biggest news of my life
1649
01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:06,770
and you didn't tell me because
1650
01:09:06,770 --> 01:09:08,120
I might not handle it right.
1651
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,390
- Don't blame me, you're the one who
1652
01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:11,310
always freaks out when I bring up kids.
1653
01:09:11,310 --> 01:09:12,660
Screaming about how you hate them
1654
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,780
and you find them obnoxious.
1655
01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:14,810
- That's not fair.
1656
01:09:14,810 --> 01:09:16,100
- Yeah, the last time you saw a kid
1657
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,400
crying at the grocery store,
1658
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,040
you literally told me to have the number
1659
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,600
to the nearest abortion
clinic on my speed dial.
1660
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,880
- That was a joke!
1661
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,850
We've never seriously had the baby talk.
1662
01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:26,870
- Yeah, because it's always a joke to you.
1663
01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:28,320
Every time I bring it up you have some
1664
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:31,560
snide comment about coat hangers
or getting my tubes tied--
1665
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,300
- Well maybe I have deflected the subject,
1666
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,790
but that's only because I
didn't wanna rush into things!
1667
01:09:35,790 --> 01:09:37,703
And even so, that's no excuse!
1668
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,170
What were you thinking?
1669
01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:41,003
I mean, what, were you just gonna tell me
1670
01:09:41,003 --> 01:09:42,589
that you gained a little
weight for nine months?
1671
01:09:42,589 --> 01:09:43,422
- Mike, please.
1672
01:09:43,422 --> 01:09:45,650
- I mean, what kind of marriage
is that supposed to lead to?
1673
01:09:45,650 --> 01:09:46,920
What kind of parents are we supposed to be
1674
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,753
if you don't even tell me that--
1675
01:09:47,753 --> 01:09:49,230
- Mike, I'm sorry--
1676
01:09:49,230 --> 01:09:50,063
- Don't!
1677
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:53,953
I'm sorry.
1678
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,423
I just, I need to think.
1679
01:10:09,930 --> 01:10:12,130
- Honey, it's gonna be okay.
1680
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,533
- Okay, seriously, what is it?
1681
01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:41,980
I tried so hard.
1682
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:43,583
Roman just walked into the room.
1683
01:10:45,130 --> 01:10:47,430
- I don't know, he's
just really good looking.
1684
01:10:50,570 --> 01:10:51,403
- Whatever.
1685
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,073
I'm over it.
1686
01:10:53,912 --> 01:10:55,660
(harp music)
1687
01:10:55,660 --> 01:10:58,050
- Hey big guy, I mean
if you're gonna do that,
1688
01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:00,110
you might as well show her
what she's missing out on.
1689
01:11:00,110 --> 01:11:01,883
- Yeah, make her regret it.
1690
01:11:02,936 --> 01:11:04,783
- Nah, not worth it.
1691
01:11:07,359 --> 01:11:08,359
- Oh my God!
1692
01:11:16,482 --> 01:11:18,464
(Johnathan clears his throat)
1693
01:11:18,464 --> 01:11:19,297
(face slaps)
(Mike grunts)
1694
01:11:19,297 --> 01:11:20,260
- What the hell man?
1695
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:21,510
- You want another one?
1696
01:11:21,510 --> 01:11:22,407
- No, thank you!
1697
01:11:22,407 --> 01:11:25,430
- Now you listen here,
my little girl is inside
1698
01:11:25,430 --> 01:11:28,430
right now crying her eyes
out and it's your fault!
1699
01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:30,950
- Look, I'm sorry, but
I honestly don't know
1700
01:11:30,950 --> 01:11:32,650
how to feel right now.
1701
01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:35,530
- Well, I guess if you
have to think about it
1702
01:11:35,530 --> 01:11:36,783
this would be the time.
1703
01:11:38,930 --> 01:11:41,322
- I always thought we were
the perfect couple, you know?
1704
01:11:41,322 --> 01:11:43,960
(slow gentle music)
1705
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,363
She makes me so happy.
1706
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:49,510
All I wanted to do was
give her the perfect life,
1707
01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:50,673
starting with today.
1708
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:55,620
Not that anything about today is perfect.
1709
01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:57,210
- Perfect.
1710
01:11:57,210 --> 01:11:58,373
What's perfect?
1711
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,860
- I'll tell you what's not perfect.
1712
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:03,960
I don't think there are
too many perfect marriages
1713
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,760
where the bride to be
doesn't tell the groom
1714
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,540
he's about to become a father!
1715
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,373
(Johnathan chuckles)
1716
01:12:08,373 --> 01:12:09,206
What?
1717
01:12:09,206 --> 01:12:11,123
- You have so much to learn kiddo.
1718
01:12:12,210 --> 01:12:14,730
There's no such thing as perfect.
1719
01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:16,323
People aren't perfect.
1720
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:19,003
Except for you baby.
1721
01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:21,850
- You don't get it.
1722
01:12:21,850 --> 01:12:23,390
You can't understand
what I'm going through.
1723
01:12:23,390 --> 01:12:24,580
- Don't get it?
1724
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:26,720
Oh Mike, you have it easy.
1725
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,290
Try taking a big black man
home for Thanksgiving dinner.
1726
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:31,670
I could tell you stories that would
1727
01:12:31,670 --> 01:12:33,783
make today seem like a walk in the park!
1728
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:39,090
Look, relationships are hard, really hard.
1729
01:12:39,090 --> 01:12:40,603
You're gonna disagree,
1730
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,830
you're going to get into fights,
1731
01:12:43,830 --> 01:12:46,420
and despite your best intentions,
1732
01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,170
you both occasionally will say
1733
01:12:48,170 --> 01:12:50,430
and do things that hurt one another.
1734
01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:52,830
Because people aren't perfect.
1735
01:12:52,830 --> 01:12:55,050
Love isn't perfect.
1736
01:12:55,050 --> 01:12:56,440
Oh but Mike, that's okay,
1737
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:00,010
because true love isn't
about a perfect relationship,
1738
01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:03,870
it's about accepting and loving
each others imperfections.
1739
01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:05,880
With the right person,
1740
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,333
all of life's troubles become adventures.
1741
01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:10,423
- Yeah?
1742
01:13:14,110 --> 01:13:15,783
Even unplanned pregnancies?
1743
01:13:18,710 --> 01:13:21,983
- Look at us, we're gonna be grandparents!
1744
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:25,323
- Our little girl is all grown up now.
1745
01:13:27,172 --> 01:13:30,172
(slow gentle music)
1746
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:31,933
- Excuse me.
1747
01:13:33,454 --> 01:13:35,483
I think I need to go
talk to my wife to be.
1748
01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:41,775
(gentle determined music)
1749
01:13:55,426 --> 01:13:56,259
Oh!
1750
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,173
- This is my best Sunday blouse.
1751
01:14:14,448 --> 01:14:15,737
(wolf whistle)
1752
01:14:15,737 --> 01:14:16,718
♪ Black cat call the rat ♪
1753
01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:17,757
♪ Rat it up dead ♪
1754
01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:20,122
♪ Black cat bother throw
the garbage on its head ♪
1755
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,169
♪ Dog no longer chase the cat ♪
1756
01:14:21,169 --> 01:14:22,447
♪ Think I'm seeing red ♪
1757
01:14:22,447 --> 01:14:23,412
♪ Black cat struts around ♪
1758
01:14:23,412 --> 01:14:25,230
♪ Yeah, put that shit to bed ♪
1759
01:14:25,230 --> 01:14:28,080
- Oh, wow, look at that.
1760
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,913
- Yeah.
1761
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:32,450
Oh!
1762
01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:33,794
Come on, come on!
- No, she's not here!
1763
01:14:33,794 --> 01:14:36,019
- [Russell] Come on, come on!
1764
01:14:36,019 --> 01:14:36,936
- Hey, hey!
1765
01:14:38,151 --> 01:14:39,645
It's not my wedding.
1766
01:14:39,645 --> 01:14:44,645
- Come on!
(slow romantic music)
1767
01:14:47,340 --> 01:14:48,173
- I'm not crazy.
1768
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:52,193
What's that?
1769
01:14:56,657 --> 01:15:00,727
- "Y'all now owe me $128,000.
1770
01:15:00,727 --> 01:15:05,727
"If you get this in 15
minutes it's $256,000.
1771
01:15:05,787 --> 01:15:10,247
"Bring me my money and you
can get your woman back.
1772
01:15:10,247 --> 01:15:11,267
"Love Daddy."
1773
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:13,213
- That's wild dude.
1774
01:15:13,213 --> 01:15:15,570
Now you have like a literal sign
1775
01:15:15,570 --> 01:15:17,550
about how today's cursed.
1776
01:15:17,550 --> 01:15:18,840
- This has gone on long enough!
1777
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,547
I'm gonna call the police!
1778
01:15:20,547 --> 01:15:23,287
- "And don't call no police
or your woman gets it."
1779
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,410
- You know, I've got some money.
1780
01:15:27,410 --> 01:15:28,420
I've got some money but I don't have
1781
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:29,900
anywhere close to $128,000.
1782
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,733
- Oh no, no, no, no!
1783
01:15:30,733 --> 01:15:34,570
It's $256,000.
1784
01:15:34,570 --> 01:15:36,680
- I can get the money from the bank.
1785
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,210
- No honey, you can't go to the ATM
1786
01:15:38,210 --> 01:15:39,160
and get that kind of money!
1787
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,410
You've got to go inside!
1788
01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:41,243
You've got to talk to people,
1789
01:15:41,243 --> 01:15:42,680
it could take all day long!
1790
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,370
We've got 20 minutes and
we've got guests arriving!
1791
01:15:45,370 --> 01:15:47,033
There's got to be another way!
1792
01:15:47,033 --> 01:15:47,866
- Well there is no other way.
1793
01:15:47,866 --> 01:15:49,730
Trust me, we've been trying all day.
1794
01:15:49,730 --> 01:15:52,202
- It's okay, I can go to
the bank and I can get--
1795
01:15:52,202 --> 01:15:54,702
(purse thuds)
1796
01:16:02,204 --> 01:16:04,787
(Beth humming)
1797
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,827
- Oh Beth, I'm so sorry.
1798
01:16:18,827 --> 01:16:21,560
Didn't know what I had til it was gone.
1799
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,013
I love you so much Beth.
1800
01:16:24,719 --> 01:16:29,719
(Beth humming)
(slow paced music)
1801
01:16:44,870 --> 01:16:46,420
How could I have been so blind?
1802
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:56,098
(glass shatters)
(Beth screams)
1803
01:16:56,098 --> 01:16:56,931
Shit!
1804
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,916
(Beth crying)
1805
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:15,450
- I know what I have to do.
1806
01:17:17,430 --> 01:17:20,180
I have to rescue my pregnant
wife from the midget pimp.
1807
01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:23,163
Ewan, come on.
1808
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,910
- Or we could just call it
a day, get a couple beers.
1809
01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:29,530
- Ewan!
1810
01:17:29,530 --> 01:17:32,960
Once and for all, tell me
what the fuck your problem is?
1811
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,000
- I'm not the one with the problem man,
1812
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,930
you're the one with the problem.
1813
01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:36,763
- Really?
1814
01:17:36,763 --> 01:17:38,070
What's my problem?
1815
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,385
- Your problem is that you like to pretend
1816
01:17:39,385 --> 01:17:41,910
like you like being an adult.
1817
01:17:41,910 --> 01:17:44,540
Okay, I'm gonna have a job,
and I'm gonna pay bills,
1818
01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:46,243
and I wanna go and get married.
1819
01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:50,460
Soon, you're gonna have a
leash around your neck so tight
1820
01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:52,180
it's gonna make a damn noose!
1821
01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:55,100
And I'm not talking about
a weird kinky sex noose.
1822
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,930
This one comes out of
the bedroom with you.
1823
01:17:57,930 --> 01:17:59,573
And you cannot honestly tell me
1824
01:17:59,573 --> 01:18:01,590
that you're not gonna miss all this.
1825
01:18:01,590 --> 01:18:04,240
You know, doing whatever
you want, whenever you want.
1826
01:18:05,584 --> 01:18:07,290
In a couple months you're
gonna be so damn domesticated
1827
01:18:07,290 --> 01:18:08,863
you're not gonna remember my name.
1828
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,013
- That's what all this has been about.
1829
01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:15,380
You can relax dude.
1830
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:17,940
Yes, being an adult
can suck ass sometimes,
1831
01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:20,540
but there is so much more to it than that.
1832
01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:22,820
I get to wake up every
morning with the woman I love
1833
01:18:22,820 --> 01:18:25,420
and who loves me unconditionally.
1834
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:28,501
But that's not gonna change
anything between you and me.
1835
01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:31,150
I mean, we're both
about to be really busy,
1836
01:18:31,150 --> 01:18:32,420
but we can still hang out.
1837
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:34,030
We just have to work harder to make time
1838
01:18:34,030 --> 01:18:35,910
to do shit together.
1839
01:18:35,910 --> 01:18:38,310
And if I'm still willing
to call you my best friend,
1840
01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:40,303
after all the shit you pulled today,
1841
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:43,180
you can rest assured that nothing is
1842
01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:44,763
ever gonna change between us.
1843
01:18:46,580 --> 01:18:47,413
- Yeah.
1844
01:18:49,144 --> 01:18:50,344
You know, I just want...
1845
01:18:51,700 --> 01:18:52,750
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1846
01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:55,968
I'm sorry.
1847
01:18:57,701 --> 01:19:00,284
(Beth humming)
1848
01:19:02,930 --> 01:19:05,513
(solemn music)
1849
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:09,560
- And now you're gone Beth,
1850
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,613
and I can never be with you again.
1851
01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:13,993
I was such a fool.
1852
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:18,373
I love you Beth.
1853
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:21,977
(door bangs)
1854
01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:29,883
- Sorry, we got hungry.
1855
01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:32,573
- Nice dress Cinderella.
1856
01:19:38,201 --> 01:19:39,360
(Megan and Jerry chuckling)
1857
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:40,710
Round two?
1858
01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:41,710
- [Jerry] Yes ma'am.
1859
01:19:44,663 --> 01:19:47,330
(ominous music)
1860
01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:54,245
(dramatic music)
1861
01:20:07,144 --> 01:20:09,977
(Jerry chuckling)
1862
01:20:11,594 --> 01:20:14,177
(Beth humming)
1863
01:20:17,358 --> 01:20:19,775
(rock music)
1864
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:32,513
- We need a plan.
1865
01:20:37,170 --> 01:20:39,240
Is that Daddy's car?
1866
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,573
- Yeah, it must be.
1867
01:20:47,471 --> 01:20:52,471
(slow paced music)
(Beth humming)
1868
01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:59,360
- Oh Beth, I was such a fool,
1869
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,920
and you took your own life
1870
01:21:01,764 --> 01:21:05,360
with a noose for me.
1871
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,603
How romantic.
1872
01:21:15,122 --> 01:21:17,539
(Mike sighs)
1873
01:21:18,904 --> 01:21:22,232
(solemn music)
1874
01:21:22,232 --> 01:21:26,135
(Beth screams)
(ceiling fan thuds)
1875
01:21:26,135 --> 01:21:26,968
Ow!
1876
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:32,036
(Beth coughs)
1877
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:45,312
(slow rock music)
1878
01:22:02,866 --> 01:22:05,449
(Beth humming)
1879
01:22:09,502 --> 01:22:12,085
(solemn music)
1880
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,930
Oh Beth--
1881
01:22:34,930 --> 01:22:36,510
- [Roman] Hey Beth.
1882
01:22:36,510 --> 01:22:38,230
- [Beth] Hey!
1883
01:22:38,230 --> 01:22:39,830
- You come up here to think too?
1884
01:22:41,870 --> 01:22:43,293
- Sure, why not?
1885
01:22:51,110 --> 01:22:52,790
- That's a nice dress.
1886
01:22:52,790 --> 01:22:54,640
You look really good in white.
1887
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:55,613
- Thanks.
1888
01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:58,413
What are you doing up here?
1889
01:22:59,550 --> 01:23:01,590
- You ever have a day that just
1890
01:23:01,590 --> 01:23:03,637
flips your whole world upside down?
1891
01:23:03,637 --> 01:23:04,529
- No.
1892
01:23:04,529 --> 01:23:06,880
No, I'm sitting on a rooftop
in my friends wedding dress
1893
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,293
because everything is going swimmingly!
1894
01:23:09,293 --> 01:23:10,870
- I thought I had it all figured out but,
1895
01:23:10,870 --> 01:23:13,600
turns out, I don't know jack.
1896
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,563
- Like what?
1897
01:23:15,450 --> 01:23:17,850
What sort of stuff could
you have to figure out?
1898
01:23:19,190 --> 01:23:21,210
- You really wanna hear all that?
1899
01:23:21,210 --> 01:23:22,043
- Sure.
1900
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:24,183
Sounds interesting.
1901
01:23:25,553 --> 01:23:27,970
(both laugh)
1902
01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:32,363
- [Candy] Ooh!
1903
01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:36,460
(Candy giggles)
1904
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:37,930
There's a nice tip.
1905
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:38,763
Get back here!
1906
01:23:40,033 --> 01:23:40,866
Ugh.
1907
01:23:43,930 --> 01:23:44,873
Come on Abe!
1908
01:23:47,628 --> 01:23:48,461
Oh shit.
1909
01:23:54,967 --> 01:23:55,968
Huh?
1910
01:23:55,968 --> 01:23:57,536
(Candy grunts)
1911
01:23:57,536 --> 01:23:59,917
(both laughing)
1912
01:23:59,917 --> 01:24:03,334
(Mike and Ewan growling)
1913
01:24:06,874 --> 01:24:09,291
Luxury lovers, attack!
1914
01:24:10,969 --> 01:24:13,969
(everyone grunting)
1915
01:24:31,052 --> 01:24:33,719
(Ewan coughing)
1916
01:24:41,832 --> 01:24:44,915
(fast country music)
1917
01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:54,133
- Mike, watch out!
1918
01:24:55,030 --> 01:24:55,863
- Jesus!
1919
01:25:03,433 --> 01:25:06,016
(woman grunts)
1920
01:25:08,889 --> 01:25:09,722
Come on.
1921
01:25:15,882 --> 01:25:18,382
(tense music)
1922
01:25:19,246 --> 01:25:21,913
(Ewan coughing)
1923
01:25:45,185 --> 01:25:48,030
(tense music)
1924
01:25:48,030 --> 01:25:50,697
(Mike grunting)
1925
01:25:58,211 --> 01:25:59,156
Baby!
1926
01:25:59,156 --> 01:25:59,989
Jennie!
1927
01:26:02,688 --> 01:26:05,271
(Mike screams)
1928
01:26:13,944 --> 01:26:16,861
(determined music)
1929
01:26:17,703 --> 01:26:19,927
- Another job I gotta do myself.
1930
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,844
(ominous music)
1931
01:26:28,053 --> 01:26:33,053
(Mike grunts)
(Jennie gasps)
1932
01:26:35,719 --> 01:26:36,552
- Daddy.
1933
01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:39,278
No, Daddy, no!
1934
01:26:44,944 --> 01:26:47,444
(tense music)
1935
01:26:49,608 --> 01:26:52,275
(Western music)
1936
01:27:12,295 --> 01:27:15,212
(triumphant music)
1937
01:27:22,970 --> 01:27:24,620
Your cowboy's here to rescue you.
1938
01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:27,007
- I love you.
1939
01:27:27,007 --> 01:27:28,590
- Yeah, you better.
1940
01:27:38,570 --> 01:27:42,527
- You ruined my friend's wedding
1941
01:27:42,527 --> 01:27:46,190
and you almost killed me!
1942
01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:47,403
You're an asshole!
1943
01:27:49,270 --> 01:27:50,920
Taking care of him for you buddy.
1944
01:28:07,342 --> 01:28:08,536
- Hi Mom.
1945
01:28:08,536 --> 01:28:11,536
(slow solemn music)
1946
01:28:13,868 --> 01:28:17,035
(electricity buzzing)
1947
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:44,818
(slow paced music)
1948
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:52,740
(Mike chuckling)
1949
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:53,573
- Mike.
1950
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:56,490
I have something to tell you.
1951
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:00,203
I'm pregnant.
1952
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:07,770
- I'm sorry, I know that I
should have told you sooner.
1953
01:29:07,770 --> 01:29:09,140
And if you don't think that we're ready--
1954
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,763
- Oh hell no I don't!
1955
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,363
I'm not anywhere close to ready.
1956
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:15,910
The only thing I know about is that they
1957
01:29:15,910 --> 01:29:17,123
scream and poop a lot.
1958
01:29:21,130 --> 01:29:22,030
But you know what,
1959
01:29:23,897 --> 01:29:26,813
I'm going to love every sleepless night.
1960
01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:30,403
Every disgusting diaper.
1961
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,123
Every challenging moment.
1962
01:29:35,930 --> 01:29:37,813
Because I'll be going through it with you.
1963
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,213
Life's not perfect,
1964
01:29:45,910 --> 01:29:46,860
love's not perfect,
1965
01:29:51,323 --> 01:29:53,640
but with you as a part of my life,
1966
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:57,273
every challenging moment
will turn into an adventure.
1967
01:30:00,130 --> 01:30:01,800
And in 18 years when that little fucker
1968
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,070
goes off to college,
1969
01:30:05,404 --> 01:30:06,854
I'm gonna be the proudest Dad
1970
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,940
and cry like a baby because our little boy
1971
01:30:09,940 --> 01:30:11,190
will be leaving the nest.
1972
01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:13,283
- Boy?
1973
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,003
- Or girl, whatever!
1974
01:30:19,719 --> 01:30:20,680
You know all I wanted to do
1975
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:22,330
was give you the perfect wedding.
1976
01:30:23,610 --> 01:30:25,530
(Ewan sighs)
1977
01:30:25,530 --> 01:30:28,160
- Instead, you almost
got her killed by Daddy
1978
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,643
and his slew of hookers.
1979
01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:32,750
- Who by the way drank all the booze
1980
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,543
and ate all the food.
1981
01:30:34,543 --> 01:30:37,380
- Oh, now if that's not a bad sign,
1982
01:30:37,380 --> 01:30:38,430
I don't know what is.
1983
01:30:40,210 --> 01:30:41,363
- Fuck the signs.
1984
01:30:45,030 --> 01:30:45,863
I love you.
1985
01:30:46,714 --> 01:30:47,547
- I love you too.
1986
01:30:48,438 --> 01:30:51,088
Who cares about the booze,
the food, and the hookers.
1987
01:30:52,183 --> 01:30:54,824
- [Candy] That's luxury lovers, bitch!
1988
01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:57,324
(tense music)
1989
01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:01,300
- What'd we miss?
1990
01:31:02,410 --> 01:31:04,230
- This ain't over yet. Y'all Still owe me
1991
01:31:04,230 --> 01:31:06,630
two million and forty-eight
thousand dollar.
1992
01:31:06,630 --> 01:31:08,420
- Look, we don't have
that kind of money here.
1993
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:11,080
Why don't you just take
what you can get and leave?
1994
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,320
- What you grabbing there buddy?
1995
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:14,969
- Just my wallet, here, take it.
1996
01:31:14,969 --> 01:31:17,120
(water plashing)
(jar clanging)
1997
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:19,703
(wire buzzing)
1998
01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:26,850
- Man, this is a little short.
1999
01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:29,355
Only $100!
2000
01:31:29,355 --> 01:31:31,460
- That's all the money we've got.
2001
01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:32,833
- Y'all dead now.
(wire buzzing)
2002
01:31:32,833 --> 01:31:37,833
(Daddy buzzing)
(women screaming)
2003
01:31:42,853 --> 01:31:47,853
(Daddy grunts)
(women screaming)
2004
01:31:49,899 --> 01:31:50,899
- Oh my God!
2005
01:31:52,551 --> 01:31:55,387
(door creaking)
2006
01:31:55,387 --> 01:31:57,280
- Top of the morning to ya.
2007
01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:58,670
And how are y'all doing
2008
01:31:58,670 --> 01:32:02,030
this fine day?
2009
01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:04,043
Ah Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
2010
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,813
God damn!
2011
01:32:08,408 --> 01:32:10,260
(slow gentle music)
2012
01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:13,100
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
2013
01:32:13,990 --> 01:32:17,683
to witness two hearts become
one in holy matrimony.
2014
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:23,020
And we are gathered here today
2015
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,203
to say goodbye to Daddy.
2016
01:32:27,830 --> 01:32:28,920
A proprietor of
2017
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:34,233
luxury lovers.
(women sniffling)
2018
01:32:37,090 --> 01:32:38,873
You may now kiss the bride.
2019
01:32:44,780 --> 01:32:47,454
(rock music)
2020
01:32:47,454 --> 01:32:49,371
♪ Yeah ♪
2021
01:32:53,107 --> 01:32:58,107
♪ Yeah ♪
(everyone cheering)
2022
01:33:00,078 --> 01:33:03,303
♪ When you tell me love's not worth it ♪
2023
01:33:03,303 --> 01:33:06,098
♪ Living life is never perfect ♪
2024
01:33:06,098 --> 01:33:08,212
♪ But we found it ♪
2025
01:33:08,212 --> 01:33:11,112
♪ Something worth fighting for ♪
2026
01:33:11,112 --> 01:33:13,727
♪ Not worried about taking the plunge ♪
2027
01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:15,812
♪ 'Cause this is worth
every breath in my lungs ♪
2028
01:33:15,812 --> 01:33:17,566
♪ And I mean it ♪
2029
01:33:17,566 --> 01:33:21,810
♪ Forever on this day ♪
2030
01:33:21,810 --> 01:33:22,830
♪ On the biggest day ♪
2031
01:33:22,830 --> 01:33:26,873
♪ The biggest day of our lives ♪
2032
01:33:26,873 --> 01:33:28,354
♪ Yeah, I found it ♪
2033
01:33:28,354 --> 01:33:30,470
♪ It's real ♪
2034
01:33:30,470 --> 01:33:32,833
♪ Every day I'm with you ♪
2035
01:33:32,833 --> 01:33:34,055
♪ On the biggest day ♪
2036
01:33:34,055 --> 01:33:37,339
♪ Biggest day of my life ♪
2037
01:33:37,339 --> 01:33:39,025
♪ And I found it ♪
2038
01:33:39,025 --> 01:33:41,807
♪ It's real ♪
2039
01:33:41,807 --> 01:33:43,951
♪ Everyday I'm with you ♪
2040
01:33:43,951 --> 01:33:45,193
♪ It's the biggest day ♪
2041
01:33:45,193 --> 01:33:46,310
- [Ewan] I'm gonna unfriend him.
2042
01:33:46,310 --> 01:33:50,742
♪ Biggest day of my life ♪
2043
01:33:50,742 --> 01:33:52,411
♪ Since I met you here ♪
2044
01:33:52,411 --> 01:33:54,171
♪ It's a dream come true ♪
2045
01:33:54,171 --> 01:33:55,572
♪ This is it ♪
2046
01:33:55,572 --> 01:33:59,436
♪ Baby let's say I do ♪
2047
01:33:59,436 --> 01:34:01,662
♪ Yeah ♪
2048
01:34:01,662 --> 01:34:04,412
♪ Let's say I do ♪
2049
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:09,810
- Why hello ladies.
2050
01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,710
Why do we look so sad, it's a wedding.
2051
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,420
- Daddy's dead.
2052
01:34:14,420 --> 01:34:16,210
What do we do now?
2053
01:34:16,210 --> 01:34:19,570
- Whatever you wanna do, you're free.
2054
01:34:19,570 --> 01:34:22,433
- But how do we know what we want?
2055
01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:25,520
- Because it's what you want
2056
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:28,430
and there's no more having a
pimp telling you what to do.
2057
01:34:28,430 --> 01:34:30,473
- So what do you want us to do?
2058
01:34:31,996 --> 01:34:35,400
- I don't know, go mingle
with the guests or something.
2059
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:38,120
- Yes Daddy, we get you money soon Daddy.
2060
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:40,670
- Oh no, I'm not like the new...
2061
01:34:43,370 --> 01:34:45,820
Yeah, yeah, go get my moneys.
2062
01:34:45,820 --> 01:34:46,970
- Yes Daddy.
2063
01:34:46,970 --> 01:34:49,872
(girls giggling)
2064
01:34:49,872 --> 01:34:53,655
♪ Baby let's say I do ♪
2065
01:34:53,655 --> 01:34:55,658
♪ Yeah ♪
2066
01:34:55,658 --> 01:35:00,658
♪ Let's say I do ♪
2067
01:35:02,824 --> 01:35:05,374
♪ It's like this constant bickering ♪
2068
01:35:05,374 --> 01:35:08,403
♪ Can only bring our hearts in sync ♪
2069
01:35:08,403 --> 01:35:10,378
♪ And there's no pretending ♪
2070
01:35:10,378 --> 01:35:13,353
♪ When you know it's real ♪
2071
01:35:13,353 --> 01:35:16,079
♪ It doesn't matter if
we're poor or richer ♪
2072
01:35:16,079 --> 01:35:18,871
♪ 'Cause in my life you're
my biggest picture ♪
2073
01:35:18,871 --> 01:35:21,262
♪ All we need is me and you ♪
2074
01:35:21,262 --> 01:35:23,745
♪ Forever on this day ♪
2075
01:35:23,745 --> 01:35:25,416
♪ It's the biggest day ♪
2076
01:35:25,416 --> 01:35:29,150
♪ The biggest day of our lives ♪
2077
01:35:29,150 --> 01:35:32,375
♪ Yeah I found it, it's real ♪
2078
01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:35,101
♪ And every day I'm with you ♪
2079
01:35:35,101 --> 01:35:36,447
♪ On the biggest day ♪
2080
01:35:36,447 --> 01:35:40,387
♪ Biggest day of my life ♪
2081
01:35:40,387 --> 01:35:44,305
♪ I found it, it's real ♪
2082
01:35:44,305 --> 01:35:46,439
♪ Every day I'm with you ♪
2083
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:51,439
♪ The biggest day, the
biggest day of our lives ♪
2084
01:35:51,594 --> 01:35:54,902
♪ As long as you're here
it's a dream come true ♪
2085
01:35:54,902 --> 01:35:55,969
♪ this is it ♪
2086
01:35:55,969 --> 01:35:59,136
♪ Baby let's say I do ♪
2087
01:36:02,644 --> 01:36:04,640
- Where ya going?
2088
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,830
- To get my purse from my car.
2089
01:36:05,830 --> 01:36:07,738
- Horrible idea.
- Not a good idea at all.
2090
01:36:07,738 --> 01:36:10,905
(men talking at once)
2091
01:36:11,957 --> 01:36:13,010
- [Mike] No, no, no, no, no!
2092
01:36:13,010 --> 01:36:14,170
- [Roman] You could just stay.
2093
01:36:14,170 --> 01:36:15,122
Get a drink with your boy.
2094
01:36:15,122 --> 01:36:15,985
- Mike.
2095
01:36:15,985 --> 01:36:16,818
- [Mike] Yeah?
2096
01:36:16,818 --> 01:36:18,867
- What happened to my car?
2097
01:36:18,867 --> 01:36:19,700
- It's fine.
2098
01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:21,956
- It's so good, your car's so.
2099
01:36:21,956 --> 01:36:24,552
It's in really good shape.
- You probably won't find it.
2100
01:36:24,552 --> 01:36:28,057
♪ Yeah I found it, it's real ♪
2101
01:36:28,057 --> 01:36:30,169
♪ Every day I'm with you ♪
2102
01:36:30,169 --> 01:36:31,728
♪ On the biggest day ♪
2103
01:36:31,728 --> 01:36:35,944
♪ The biggest day of our lives ♪
2104
01:36:35,944 --> 01:36:38,996
♪ As long as you're here
it's a dream come true ♪
2105
01:36:38,996 --> 01:36:40,403
♪ This is it ♪
2106
01:36:40,403 --> 01:36:42,796
♪ I met you here ♪
2107
01:36:42,796 --> 01:36:44,520
♪ It's a dream come true ♪
2108
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:46,504
♪ This is it, this is it ♪
2109
01:36:46,504 --> 01:36:51,504
♪ Baby let's say I do ♪
2110
01:36:52,334 --> 01:36:55,084
♪ Let's say I do ♪
2111
01:36:57,813 --> 01:37:02,813
♪ Let's say I ♪
(crowd cheering)
2112
01:37:04,552 --> 01:37:05,803
- [Everyone] Jerry, Jerry,
2113
01:37:05,803 --> 01:37:07,686
Jerry, Jerry,
2114
01:37:07,686 --> 01:37:08,519
Jerry!
2115
01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:19,041
♪ Yeah ♪
2116
01:37:19,773 --> 01:37:24,773
♪ Whoa ♪
2117
01:37:27,022 --> 01:37:30,016
♪ When you tell me love's not worth it ♪
2118
01:37:30,016 --> 01:37:32,932
♪ Living life is never perfect ♪
2119
01:37:32,932 --> 01:37:34,835
♪ But we found it ♪
2120
01:37:34,835 --> 01:37:37,864
♪ Something worth fighting for ♪
2121
01:37:37,864 --> 01:37:40,413
♪ Not worried about taking the plunge ♪
2122
01:37:40,413 --> 01:37:42,705
♪ 'Cause this is worth
every breath in my lungs ♪
2123
01:37:42,705 --> 01:37:44,383
♪ And I mean it ♪
2124
01:37:44,383 --> 01:37:48,239
♪ Forever on this day ♪
2125
01:37:48,239 --> 01:37:53,239
♪ On the biggest day, the
biggest day of our lives ♪
2126
01:37:53,596 --> 01:37:57,056
♪ Yeah, I found it, it's real ♪
2127
01:37:57,056 --> 01:37:59,297
♪ Every day I'm with you ♪
2128
01:37:59,297 --> 01:38:04,297
♪ On the biggest day, the
biggest day of our lives ♪
2129
01:38:05,085 --> 01:38:08,171
♪ As long as you're here
it's a dream come true ♪
2130
01:38:08,171 --> 01:38:13,171
♪ This is it, baby let's say I do ♪
2131
01:38:13,223 --> 01:38:15,113
♪ Yeah ♪
2132
01:38:15,113 --> 01:38:20,113
♪ Let's say I do ♪
2133
01:38:21,984 --> 01:38:25,062
♪ It's like this constant bickering ♪
2134
01:38:25,062 --> 01:38:28,017
♪ Can only bring our hearts in sync ♪
2135
01:38:28,017 --> 01:38:29,902
♪ And there's no pretending ♪
2136
01:38:29,902 --> 01:38:33,031
♪ When you know it's real ♪
2137
01:38:33,031 --> 01:38:35,620
♪ It doesn't matter if
we're poor or richer ♪
2138
01:38:35,620 --> 01:38:38,667
♪ 'Cause in my life you're
my biggest picture ♪
2139
01:38:38,667 --> 01:38:40,976
♪ All we need is me and you ♪
2140
01:38:40,976 --> 01:38:43,349
♪ Forever on this day ♪
2141
01:38:43,349 --> 01:38:46,599
♪ It's the biggest day ♪
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