All language subtitles for Superstore s06e15 All Sales Final.eng

[soft music]

♪

- Can I help you
with something?

- Oh, hi.

Um, it's Amy.

We met, like, a month ago.

I thought I'd show up
on the last day

and surprise everybody.

- That's so nice.

What's the surprise?

- Um, just me.

- Oh, I thought it would be,
like, doughnuts or something.

- Amy, it's so good to see you!

- Sandra, hi!

- Hi!
What are you doing here?

- I wanted to see everybody
one last time.

- So you're back
from California.

That's so great.

- Don't worry.

You and Eric
can stay in my house

as long as you need.

- Thank God. Love you.
So glad you're back.

- Welcome home.

- Thank you.

It's good to be home.

- Amy! [gasps]

- Glenn, hi.
- I am so happy to see you.

- I wasn't gonna not
say goodbye.

- We are so short-staffed
today.

- No, I wasn't planning on--
- Just tell you what.

Grab a vest in the back.
- I've got something I gotta--

- We're super light in Grocery.
- But the thing is, I had a--

- Just do whatever you can do.

My God, this is like God
sent me a literal angel.

[chuckles]

- Like I said, welcome home.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Attention, shoppers.

It's the final day
of our liquidation sale

before the doors
close for good.

Our selection's
fairly picked over,

but the following items
are still available:

irregular ladies' golf shoes
size 14 and above,

grape-scented
laundry detergent,

and the VHS box set
of "Sweet Valley High."

What'll Jessica and Elizabeth
get into next?

Buy 'em while you can,
or else wait a day

and fish 'em out
of our dumpster.

- There she is,

back in the blue.

- Like I never left.
Hey, I heard the news.

Congratulations,

Miss Fulfillment Center
Manager.

- I haven't told anyone yet.
- Oh.

- As soon as it gets out,

everyone's gonna start
asking me for a job,

and Zephra's already filled
most of the openings.

- I can only keep five people,

and it is tougher
than I thought it would be.

- So there's no one
you want to take with you?

- No, actually,
everyone has their strengths.

You know, Marcus has
warehouse experience.

Janet's good under pressure.

Jonah's smart, but I don't even
know if he's staying in town

since him and Hannah broke up.

- What?

They broke up?
- Yeah.

- Uh, why? Why?

I hadn't heard that.
Why did they break up?

- You know, I'm not sure.

Why are you so interested?

- Because it's interesting.

I mean, all kinds of things
are interesting.

You know, lots of things
are interesting

if you really think about it.

- Uh-huh.

[light music playing
over speakers]

- So...

retirement, huh?

Got any big plans?

- Yeah, I think I might finally

watch "The Queen's Gambit."

- Okay, so that's...

seven episodes.

What else?

- Well, I hadn't really
thought much beyond that.

Gosh, I guess there's
gonna be a lot of hours

to fill, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, but that's
a good thing, right, Glenn?

I mean, I'm sure
you've got hobbies.

- No, 'cause work
is all I've ever known, Jonah.

I mean, I started
at my dad's hardware store

when I was eight,

and before that,
I worked at the tollbooth.

- Glenn, I'm sure
you're gonna be fine.

There's gotta be
something that you can do.

- Well, what if I got
a 500-piece puzzle?

That'd take up
some time, right?

- Some.

- What, you want me to get
a 1,000-piece puzzle?

How much table space
do you think I have, Jonah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, we could, like,
you know...get it--

- Smart time to buy
a new washer.

- Oh, actually,
Bo wants to buy them all.

- Oh.
- Yeah, get 'em for mad cheap,

then resell them
to the suckers,

make that scrilla.

- What if you can't sell 'em?

- Then I open up a laundromat.

Come on, man, think.

Use those glasses.

- Well, I guess you have
more of a plan than I do

since I'm basically
unhirable now.

- Mm, plight
of the undocumented, man,

and yet the 1% and whatnots.

- You always know what to say.

- Well, you can always
come over to our place

and do your laundry.

- Thanks, Chey.

- For a price
that is reasonable.

- ♪ When the dance is through,
it's me and you ♪

♪ Come on,
would it really be ♪

- Why is this not--what the--
[scanner dinging]

- Well, well, well...

Little Miss Corporate
spent so much time

at her cushy desk job,

she forgot how a scanner works.

- No, I did not. I just--
I think this one's broken.

- I'm messing with you.
I'm messing with you.

They switched us over to CCDs.
Here, look.

You have to press these two
buttons at the same time,

and you've gotta
get it closer

than you did with the lasers.

- Got it.
Thank you for the pro tip.

- [with bad New York accent]
You know, it's always nice

when a, uh, working stiff
like me

can help out a fancy dame,
you know?

- You know,
I still have no idea

what that accent is,

and I think it's gotten worse.

- Oh, oh, come on, now.

I'm a little rusty, you know?

I haven't done it
in a New York minute.

- Maybe the accent
goes away with the store.

- [laughs]

- Speaking of which,

what are your plans

in a post-Cloud 9 world?

- [normally]
Uh, well, I mean,

I'll grieve, obviously,

for the obligatory 90 days.

- Obviously. Me too.

Full veil and everything.
- Yeah, for sure.

And then, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.

I got a lot to figure out,
you know,

like, am I gonna
move back to Chicago or...

- Oh.

I mean, just that Chicago
has all that wind,

and Hannah's here.

- Oh, we broke up.

- What?
Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.

No, it's--I mean, we only
dated for, like, a month.

- Oh, man, that is
not long enough.

Well, I had no idea
that you two had broken up.

- Yes, you did.

I told you they broke up,
like, ten minutes ago.

- No, you didn't.

- Oh.

No, I didn't tell you that.

It was the other
Latina employee,

and you all look the same to me

because I'm a racist,

so that's something
I should probably work on.

- [scoffs]

She still thinks
Sandra's Latina.

[light jazzy music]

- There's balls, and--

oh, what about boxing
as a hobby?

You look great
in silk shorts.

- I know,
but I'm just uncomfortable

with the punching.

- Well, yeah, there's a lot
of punching in it.

- Well, what about,
uh, fishing?

A lot of retired people
like that.

- What would be the point?
I can't eat the fish.

- His throat's a bone magnet.

- You know, Mateo, it's funny.

You're undocumented,
and I'm over 60,

and America doesn't want
either of us to work anymore.

- [chuckles]
Right, but...

I'm under constant fear
of deportation,

and you get discounts
at movie theaters, so...

- Not new releases.

- Wow, must be awful
to live in terror of spoilers.

Excuse me.

- Ooh, what about grilling?

That could be fun.

- Okay, Jerusha, no offense,

but you are spiraling
right now.

- Yeah, I'm hoping
I can get another

floor supervisor job.

I just bought a ton
of clipboards.

- What about you, Ames?

Have you thought about
what you want to do next?

- I mean, I have
some interviews lined up.

Turns out,
once you've been an executive,

it's kind of easy
to stay an executive.

- Nice.
- Hmm.

- Hey, so, um...

how upset was Jonah

when I left?

- Oh, I'd say...

pretty upset.

- Pretty upset.

- On a scale of 1 to 10,
like...

9.5.

- Solid 9.5.

- That makes--
that makes sense.

- You're not thinking
about getting back

on that merry-go-round,
are you?

Is this, like,

a "you break it, you bought it"
situation?

- Dina, it's not like that.

No, it's just,

once I got out
to California,

everything just felt...

[exhales heavily]
And...

I don't know, I think I...

I think I made a mistake
not marrying Jonah.

- Ya think?

I just--I can't anymore.

- She's been pretty upset too.

- Garrett,
for the contact list,

you wrote email@email.email.

- Oh, really?

You too cool to keep in touch
with everybody?

- I'm just being
realistic, man.

Look, we work together,

and now we're gonna go work
with other people.

I'd rather skip the part
where we email for a week

trying to plan
some fictional group trip.

- But we are doing
a group trip.

- It's either gonna be
Kansas City

or Tokyo.

- Buddy, we're not making it
to Applebee's,

and we work down the street
from Applebee's.

- Ugh, love Applebee's.

- Okay, any five.

Doesn't matter who.

Let's see.

Here we go.

Oh, oh, God, no.

Nope, not gonna work.
All right.

- ♪ Hot child in the city

[rock music]

♪ Runnin' wild
and lookin' pretty ♪

- Hey.

- Hey.

- So I've been meaning
to tell you, uh,

"The Americans" is really good.

- You watched it.
- I did.

I mean, I watched
basically everything.

You know, pandemic.

I kept wanting
to text you, but...

- Well, I'm glad you liked it.

- And, um...

the other thing that I've
been wanting to tell you

is that I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for the way I left.

It was...

selfish and awful and--

- Hey, I--we--I don't--

look, you don't have
to apologize to me

for not wanting to marry me.

- No!

It wasn't even about that.

I just--I think that, like,

my brain short-circuited.

You know, suddenly I had
all these options

for the first time in my life,
and I was like,

"Yay, I get to decide
what I want,

but wait, like, how do I
decide what I want?"

- [chuckles] Yeah, welcome
to the world of privilege.

- It's very hard
on this side of things.

Why didn't you warn me?

- Don't know.

- Look, Jonah,

I didn't know what I wanted,

but I know now, and--

- Amy, I'm happy
that you figured it out.

I really, really am.

But I'm not just...

I don't know, I'm not just
something you can schedule

for whenever you're free,
you know?

I'm sorry, but I just--

I don't know
what I want anymore.

- Okay.

Um, if you figure it out...

Let me know.

- ♪ Sometimes it feels like

♪ It's all moving
way too fast ♪

- Excuse me.
Um, where would I find nutmeg?

- Nutmeg?
Well, that's aisle 12,

right over there.
- Aisle 12.

Okay, thank you so much
for your help.

- You're so welcome.
- Uh...

the coronavirus.

Okay.
- Have a heavenly day.

- Okay, thanks, okay.

- You a big spice guy?

- That man might be
my last customer ever.

It's so sad.

- [sighs]
Yeah, we're all--

- I'm gonna miss this.

You know, I thought I had

a few more good years
left in me.

You know, my dad,

he worked at our hardware store
till he was 80.

I thought I'd do
the same, but...

it's just so unfair.

- Glenn!

If you don't want to retire,
then don't.

No one's making you
stop working.

- Hey, Mat--
- [scoffs]

[light music playing
over speakers]

♪

- Hey, everyone!

I'm not gonna retire.

Uh, yeah, I think
I'm gonna get a new job

or maybe even reopen
Sturgis & Sons Hardware,

though I-I have to check
with Jerusha,

because, you know,
it's a very big commitment.

- I think it's a great idea!

- Hey, guys, good news.

Jerusha's in.

- You okay?

- Oh.

I'm the new
fulfillment center manager,

but I can only keep
five employees,

and I can't make up my mind.

- When I have
a tough decision to make,

I like to spend a Sunday
on the bus.

Pack a little lunch,
and just bus on it.

- Ah, Sandra,
I can't get sucked

into your bleak life, okay?

Zephra needs a list now.

- Okay.

Done.

- Yeah, that's it.

[laughs]

Why the "AM" next to your name?

- 'Cause I'm
your assistant manager.

[marker clatters]

- [chuckles]

- If that's okay with you.

I don't want to be
presumptuous.

- No, you're in.

- I was going for, like, a...

cool, badass moment.

- Yeah, I got that.
- Good.

- Yeah, you don't need to do--
okay, you did.

[marker clatters]
All right.

- This is probably
the last time

I'm ever gonna
clean up slushie vomit.

Oh, can you take a picture?

- [laughing] No. What?

Look, I don't get it.

We work in a big,
dumb, ugly store,

and everybody's acting
like they're Jordan

walking off the court
for the last time.

- Aw,

your last slushie vomit.

- Come on.
- Look at this.

I was cleaning out my office,
and I found

these old tapes
of everyone's job interviews.

- Ooh.
- Wait, I don't remember--

did you secretly record
our job interviews?

- Yeah, but, you know,

just so I'd have proof in case

someone accused me
of not hiring them

unless they did me
sexual favors.

I mean, Pastor Craig
was falsely accused

30 times by women and men.

- ♪ Time to bring this ship

♪ Into the shore

♪ And throw away the oars

- Testing.
Jesus seizes cheeses.

[laughter]
Jesus seizes cheeses.

- I don't know if I've ever
seen her videos.

- Hi, you must be Amy.

- Damn, Amy, you were hot.
- Thank you.

- Boner alert.
- Dude, she's a teenager.

- Yeah, but I was
a teenager then, too,

so it's not weird.

- So glad I came back for this.

Yeah.
- Um, once you've worked here

for a year,
it starts to get good.

- Oh, um, thank you so much,
but actually,

I'm going to college
in the fall,

so I'm only planning
to be here a few months.

205 months, to be exact.

- Oh, young Amy,

with your big, big dreams
and your tiny, tiny pores.

- They were so tiny.

- Sorry.
- No, please, go ahead.

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

- You worked
at The Spaghetti Factory?

I go there all the time.

- Wait a minute, I know you.

Fettuccine Alfredo,
side of grilled cheese,

three glasses of juice.

- That's incredible. Yeah.

- Aw, you guys used
to get along.

- I also worked in the bird
department at Petco.

- Oh.

God, you know,
I don't get how people

can keep birds as pets.

They're disgusting.

Rats with feathers.
- Uh-huh.

Let's move on.

- Okay, well, um...

- Hey, here's what you need
to know about Garrett McNeill.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- That guy's handsome.

Am I hard on myself?

Sure,

but I call it
taking the job seriously.

- Wow.
- What?

- I give a good interview.
What can I say?

- Why do you want
to work at Cloud 9?

- Um, actually,
I already work here.

You hired me two weeks ago.

- I don't think so.

I think I'd remember that.

- You gave me one of these.

- I'm so sorry.

It's just that you've got

such a forgettable face,
you know?

- I know.

- I think you'd make
a great spy, though.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- ♪ I cut my hair

[rock music]

♪ You might think I'm crazy,
but I don't even care ♪

♪ 'Cause I can tell
what's going on ♪

♪ It's hip to be

- And so we were in line
at Claire's...

- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh!

- My purple hair thingy.

Corona was like,
"You eat it."

And I was like,
"Nah, girl, that is narsty."

You eat it."

- And that,
ladies and gentlemen,

is our current
floor supervisor.

- I know, right?
Life is nuts.

- I don't know
if I should say anything,

but there's a Scott Baio
wannabe waiting outside,

and I heard him tell
his meth dealer

that he just wants
to rob the place.

- Hey, um,
when the store closes,

do you want to...
keep hangin' and bangin',

like, as my boyfriend?

- Yeah.

Yeah.
- Okay. Cool.

- Tell me more about you.

- I just want to say

that if you give me
the chance,

I will work harder

than anyone you know.

I will literally
dig through concrete

with my bare hands

until they're bloody stumps

and I have to do stuff
with my feet.

- You know,
I could use a hard worker

like that
at Sturgis & Sons.

- [gasps]

- Really?

Thank you.

Should we do, like,
denim or leather aprons?

Denim, right,
like, a raw denim?

Okay. I love it.
I love it.

It's more my color.

[light music]

- Jonah Simms.

Wow, you have had
a lot of jobs.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I worked at a consulting firm

for a few months

and then an ad agency
for six weeks.

I sold gym memberships.

I was a barista,
a tour guide.

I went to business school
for a semester,

but now I'm just at a place
in my life

where I really want to change.

You know, I just want
to spend a couple months

just not using my brain.

- Whoa!
- Boo!

- All right, yeah, I know.
I get it. I know.

I can't listen
to myself either,

so enjoy.

- [laughs]
- All right, all right.

- Use your brain?
- No, no, I mean,

it's not just that.

It's--you know,

when you think about it,
a store like this

is actually pretty incredible,
you know?

You help people
do their homework

and find their styles

and feed
their grandchildren.

You know,
there's magic in that.

I don't know, people always
talk about going out

and finding something special,

but, you know, maybe we don't
have to look that hard.

You know, maybe everything
is special.

- How many jobs have you had?

- What?

- Not including paper routes
and babysitting or whatever,

how many actual jobs?

- Too many to count.
20, 30?

- Yeah, you never
stick with anything.

Except this.

You've been here six years.
Why?

- I don't know.
It's a good job.

- No, it's not.
It's a terrible job.

- It's not that bad.

- Jonah, why did you stay here?

- Why do you think, Amy?

- You know,
when I first met you,

I thought you were the most
annoying person I'd ever met,

with your "moments of beauty,"

"seize the day" crap

like you'd watched
"Dead Poets Society"

too many times.

- Shows what you know.

You can't watch
"Dead Poets Society"

too many times.

- I hated how cheesy you were.

I hated how woke you were.

I hated how often
you used the word "artisan."

But most of all,
I hated how you believed

that life could be
better than it was.

And yet here we are.

And my life is so much better
than it was...

because of you.

And I...

I screwed it all up.

I know that.

[poignant music]

But you waited
six years for me,

so if I have to wait an--

♪

- I'm sorry, it's just,
you were talking so much.

I didn't know what to do.

- Excuse me. Hi.

Does the "cup"
in "menstrual cup"

refer to, like, the shape

or the volume?

- Have to say,

I always thought when they
shut this place down,

it would be because
of something you did.

- [chuckles]

Me too.
- [chuckles]

- Hey.

Take care of the old gal,
will you?

- I will.

- Attention, shoppers.

Please bring your final
purchases up to checkout,

'cause this store
is about to close forever.

On behalf of everyone
here at Cloud 9,

I'd just like to say...

buh-bye.

[chuckles softly]

♪

Sorry, that shouldn't be
the last thing I say.

20...years
of announcements.

I mean, I'm not
a sentimental guy.

That's not my thing.

But it did just occur to me
that this is...

this is the end.

I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's a job.

If jobs were fun,
they wouldn't pay us to do it.

But occasionally there were
moments that...

weren't so bad.

And for whatever reason,

those are...

the only things
I can remember right now.

You know, most jobs suck

99% of the time.

So you really...

really gotta enjoy
those moments that don't...

- Are we Sturgis & Friends?

both: No!

- Those bits of fun you have
during downtime...

- Are we Sturgis & Sons?
both: Yes!

- All right, let's get to work.

- Or an interesting
conversation

with a coworker...

- For the lab.
- Boom!

- Or something happens

that you can
laugh about later...

- Oh, that's a picture
of my honeymoon.

Sorry about that.

- Or you do something

that you're actually proud of.

- Looking great, guys.
Keep up the good work.

- If you're lucky, maybe you
even get to be friends

with a coworker or two
along the way.

♪

Not sure what else
you could want in a job.

♪

- How did you do this?
- With my mouth!

♪

- Oh, my God. Look at that.
- I know.

♪

- Love you.

They're asleep.
- Both of them?

- Yeah.
- Nice.

♪

- At any rate...

thank you for shopping with us.

Cloud 9 is now closed.

♪

- ♪ You see the moon
is bright ♪

♪ In that treetop night

♪ I see the shadows
that we cast ♪

♪ In the cold, clean light

♪ Now my feet are gold

♪ And my heart is white

♪ And we race
out on the desert plains ♪

♪ All night

♪

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