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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:34,164 [discordant music] 2 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,819 [Danielle sexually screaming] 3 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,212 - [Danielle] Fuck. - [Max] Do it again? 4 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,518 - [Danielle] Yeah, daddy. 5 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,695 Keep going. 6 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:27,609 Oh, oh my God. - Oh! 7 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,524 [phone vibrating] 8 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:33,832 [Danielle moaning] [Max grunting] 9 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,984 [phone dinging] 10 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,902 - [Debbie] Hi, it's me, it's Mommy. 11 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:02,339 Listen, are you coming to the funeral today or what? 12 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,776 Because we gotta leave soon and you told me you were. 13 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,648 But your dad just said you're not. 14 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,606 He's always 10 notes behind, though so... 15 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,914 He's still at the gym so who knows if we'll even get there. 16 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:14,090 Danielle, your father, useless. 17 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,702 I ask him to do one thing today, one thing. 18 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,922 You know what? Just call me back, okay? 19 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,576 Call, do not text me. 20 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,405 - [Max] Busy day? 21 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:27,843 - [Danielle] Yeah. 22 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:34,110 I have this brunch thing that I have to get ready for. 23 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,851 - Oh, is it another client? 24 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,985 - Yes. - Does he have hair? 25 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,685 - Yes, some. - Does he have teeth? 26 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,381 - Yes. 27 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,645 - Well, how are you gonna get through law school 28 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,561 when you're busy screwin' around with these guys? 29 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,259 - How are you get through law school 30 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,652 when you're busy screwin' around with these guys? 31 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:57,916 [Danielle laughing] 32 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:00,267 Don't forget, hm? 33 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:06,795 - Thank you. 34 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:07,796 - Mm hm. 35 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,581 [both laughing] 36 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:23,290 - Um, did you remember? 37 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,294 - Oh yeah. 38 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:29,339 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,829 I really wanna help you with your degree 40 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,005 and law school and everything, 41 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:47,618 and I think it's really great to support females, 42 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,012 particularly female entrepreneurs. 43 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,753 - I know. - Who will be doing nothing 44 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,320 with their business majors and sociology minors. 45 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,713 - Okay. Cool. - You're the future. 46 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,714 - Great. 47 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:57,672 Awesome. 48 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,946 [soft music] 49 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,476 - Hello. - Hi. 50 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,695 Good to see you guys. 51 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,005 - [Joel] Danielle! 52 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,094 Danielle! - [Debbie] Please don't yell! 53 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,705 - I just wanna make sure that she sees us. 54 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:31,880 - [Debbie] You're embarrassing yourself. 55 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,447 - Would you leave me alone? 56 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,188 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetie. 57 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:38,582 Listen, we could have given you a ride. 58 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,498 - It's fine. Why did you bring the van? 59 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,021 - [Joel] Your mother neglected to tell me 60 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,284 that she was having her own car fixed. 61 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,024 - I did tell him. 62 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:46,982 - I had to move all my products here to the back. 63 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,636 As a matter of fact, 64 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:49,506 there was no room for me to drive up front. 65 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,464 Your mother had to drive. 66 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,987 - I did tell you. 67 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,163 He doesn't listen or he's got Alzheimer's. 68 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,164 - How was the funeral? 69 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,905 - Ah, eulogies were shit. 70 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,820 - I liked 'em. - You like everything. 71 00:04:58,907 --> 00:04:59,995 You're wearing makeup. 72 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,910 You look nice with makeup. 73 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:02,780 - Thanks. 74 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:03,912 - How do I look? 75 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,870 - Um, you look great. 76 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,872 - Do I? - Yeah, Mom, you look good. 77 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,613 - You didn't say that in a very self-assured way. 78 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,180 - [Danielle] You look great, Mom. 79 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:12,834 - [Debbie] Where'd you get that bracelet? 80 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,140 - I don't know. - Wow, it looks expensive. 81 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,752 - I think you got it for me in like high school 82 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:18,927 or something. - Really? 83 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,450 - Yeah. - I'm amazing. 84 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:21,712 - All right, shall we go in, everybody? 85 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,410 - What's my sound bite again? 86 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,107 - Y'know, just that you're finishing up finals 87 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:27,457 and you've got a few job interviews lined up. 88 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,633 - Although Moira's here and her daughter Stephanie... 89 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,113 - Jessica. - Whatever. 90 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,637 She's like this marketing executive, 91 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:34,812 kind of publicist thing. 92 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,248 - Assistant. - Exactly. 93 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,946 You should really talk to her, y'know? 94 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,164 - [Debbie] No, she doesn't want to talk to her. 95 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,209 She's not interested in marketing. 96 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,645 - [Joel] It's just a job. 97 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:43,778 [doors closing] 98 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,127 - [Danielle] Why is Maya here? 99 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,607 [boxes clattering] 100 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,956 - Shit. - Oh my God, Dad. 101 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,610 - We'll be here another hour. 102 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,786 Why did you put them like that in the first place? 103 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,440 - [Joel] There's too much stuff to get in all at once. 104 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,311 But listen to me a second, all right? 105 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,357 Why don't you just tell people 106 00:05:57,444 --> 00:06:00,577 that temporarily you're gonna be working with me, 107 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,274 with your dad, just until you find something better. 108 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,799 - No, no. She's not gonna say that. 109 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:05,930 - Why not? 110 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,584 - Tell me truthfully how I look. 111 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,369 - You look good, Mom. - Is the hair better? 112 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,153 - Deb, do you have my phone on you? 113 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,024 - No, you have Alzheimer's. 114 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,025 Are you okay? 115 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,157 - Yeah. - Really? 116 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,335 Can I whisper something to you? 117 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,815 - Okay. 118 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,034 - No funny business with Maya. 119 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,166 - What is that supposed to mean? 120 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:24,862 - You know what it means. 121 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,298 - Stop. 122 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,996 - You're lucky I'm so open-minded. 123 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,737 - Okay, yeah you're right, I should kiss the ground 124 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,782 you walk on for not kicking me out of the house. 125 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,915 - You're not in our house, you're just on our payroll. 126 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,351 - Can we go? 127 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,396 - Yeah, I've been waiting for you. 128 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,658 - Right. - Go. 129 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,834 Oh, now you don't wait for me. 130 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,836 - Watch the kids. - Wait, Mom. Who died? 131 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,228 I'm so sorry for your loss. 132 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:46,797 - Thank you. - Yeah, it's so sad. 133 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:47,755 - [Mrs. Bronstein] Yes. 134 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,108 - She was so full of life, y'know? 135 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,023 She was so... yeah. 136 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:55,937 I'm really... 137 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:59,114 [discordant music] 138 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,731 - Oh, Maya, I mean Danielle. 139 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,211 [both laughing] 140 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:12,780 - Columbia, oh my God. That's fantastic. 141 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,522 - [Katherine] It is. But it wasn't our first choice. 142 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,393 - You must be so proud. - It's incredible, really, 143 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,221 honestly. 144 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,397 - What's your line of work that you're interested in? 145 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,835 - Well, it's sort of like, it's media, y'know? 146 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,358 - No. 147 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,534 - [Bronstein] Oh, you look wonderful. 148 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:28,665 - [Maya] Thank you, so do you. 149 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,362 - Abbie would be so pleased. 150 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,234 - Does Danielle want to go to law school or grad school? 151 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,062 - Neither right now. 152 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:37,761 She's just got a few job interviews lined up. 153 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,243 - That's great. 154 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:44,115 - She lost so much weight. - Yeah. Quite a lot. 155 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,465 Is she okay? 156 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,904 - She just, y'know, finals, stress... whatever. 157 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,036 - Is she seeing anyone? 158 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,560 - Not at the moment, no. 159 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,910 - Is Maya seeing anyone? 160 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,433 - Not at the moment, no. 161 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,390 - How come? 162 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,568 - Excuse me. 163 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,830 - Of course. 164 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,008 I feel so bad for Debbie. 165 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,705 - So good to see you. - Thank you. 166 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:09,837 Thank you for coming. 167 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:12,666 There's some bagels on the table. 168 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:13,623 - Oh, I'm gonna go grab one. 169 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,625 Yeah. 170 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,280 - Maya says she's changed her major at least a dozen times. 171 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,717 - Do you think she has an eating disorder? 172 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,112 Who's that? He's cute. 173 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:27,594 - Janice and Maury's son. Max, I think. 174 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:28,856 - Can I sneak by? 175 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,754 - Hi. - Hi. 176 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,236 How are you? - I'm good, how are you? 177 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:05,066 - I'm good. I'm really good. 178 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,069 - Yeah, you seem it. Seem good. 179 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,071 - Congrats on law school, that's really great. 180 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,725 - Thanks. 181 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,901 That only took you like four fuckin' months. 182 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,643 How's babysitting? 183 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,253 - Good. 184 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,168 - What are you like, are you here this summer? 185 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:22,344 - It's just, I didn't know that I was gonna see you today 186 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,912 because I thought that you would still be taking finals. 187 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,522 - I finished them, yesterday. 188 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,176 - And what, you just had to like race home 189 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,743 for your best friend Annie? 190 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:31,571 - Abbie. 191 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,790 - That's what I said. 192 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:34,965 - Well I interned for her in high school. 193 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,185 - Oh yeah, course you did. 194 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,752 - Yeah, so my mom and I thought it'd be 195 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,667 like good to be with the family in this time. 196 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:43,626 - Show you off, very on brand for Katherine. 197 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,934 - Were you um, 198 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,024 were you even at the funeral? 199 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:51,939 - Yeah. 200 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,071 - Really? - Of course I was. 201 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,507 Yeah. 202 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,118 - Your dad was kinda like frazzled, 203 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,989 I don't um, he said you were running late. 204 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,688 - Okay, well if he said that, then why did you ask? 205 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,691 - You can't just like show up to like the after party 206 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,389 for a shiva and like reap the benefits of the buffet. 207 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,086 - I didn't, I was there. 208 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,045 Were you like looking for me and asking everyone? 209 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,047 - No, I was not looking for you. Let's live in the truth. 210 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,614 - Where's Danielle? 211 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,616 - What was your favorite part of the service? 212 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,619 - The whole thing was beautiful. 213 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,578 - [Maya] Interesting, you must just be so sad. 214 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,362 You must be really grieving your friend Annie. 215 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,322 - Well, actually our families are really close, y'know? 216 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,717 She actually played bridge with my bubby. 217 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,414 - Bubby? - Yeah. 218 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,024 - Okay, you've never met your grandma. 219 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,983 - Well, thank you for reminding me, Maya. 220 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,767 - I'll be right back. 221 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,377 - It is so good to see you. - We need to catch up. 222 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,683 - Yeah, come find me. 223 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,686 - Come find me. - What? 224 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,428 [man coughing] 225 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:52,347 - Are you like thrilled to be home with your peak audience? 226 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,741 - I'm not thrilled, I'm grieving. 227 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,351 It's a funeral. 228 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,614 - [Katherine] Maya! - I know, I'm sad too. 229 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:02,009 - You remember Gloria? - Hi, how are you? 230 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,141 - [Maya] I'm good, how are you? 231 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,667 [discordant music] 232 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,626 [crowd clamoring] 233 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,399 - Mom, mom, mom, who died? 234 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,315 - Abbie, Uncle Morty's second wife's sister, 235 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,359 you remember her. 236 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,796 - No, I don't think so. 237 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,145 - She used to play bridge with Bubby. 238 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,624 - Really? 239 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,149 - Here. - Oh, Mom I can't eat that. 240 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,411 - Why not? - I'm vegetarian. 241 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,586 - You're killin' me. 242 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,240 - I've told you so many times. 243 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,632 - You have not eaten a single thing all day. 244 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,373 - That's because we just got here. 245 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,724 - You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps. 246 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,508 - Oh my God. - And not in a good way. 247 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,901 You know what Aunt Oz says? 248 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,946 She says she thinks you're anorexic. 249 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,166 [suspenseful music] 250 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,080 Danielle. 251 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,866 Are you listening to me? Hey, hey. 252 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,522 Oh my God. 253 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,091 That's Paul and Cheryl Shapiro's nephew. 254 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,614 He's so cute. 255 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:27,747 You know what? 256 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,924 He has a cousin that works in publishing. 257 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,710 Maybe he can help you. - Mom, stop. 258 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:35,972 I have to go to the bathroom. 259 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:36,973 - No no no no, let's go. - Mom. 260 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:37,887 - We're gonna do this. 261 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,193 - I don't want to. 262 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,672 - Come with me. - I'll go later. 263 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,630 - Now. - I didn't eat yet and I'm... 264 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,544 - Come on, come on. 265 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,850 - I'll get his number later. 266 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,025 - Now. - Stop. 267 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,113 - Now, now, now. - No, Mom. 268 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:46,287 - Now, now. - Mom. 269 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,117 - The problem is the interest rates and the economy... 270 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,771 Hey, look who's here. 271 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,511 - Hi, sweetheart. 272 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,558 Hey, oh my gosh. 273 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,866 Max worked for your father years ago. 274 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,041 - Really? - Yeah. 275 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,520 - Hi. 276 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,044 - Joel's your father? 277 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,524 - Mm hm, yeah. 278 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:08,918 - Yeah. - Okay. 279 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,093 [Max laughing] 280 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,703 - Do you kids know each other? 281 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,490 - Um, yeah. We met a really long time ago. 282 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,491 - No kidding, how? 283 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,927 - At the uh. 284 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,973 - Um, at the Beth... - Beth Torah. 285 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,366 - Israel, Israel, yeah. - Beth Israel, right. 286 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,325 - You met at shul? 287 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:28,068 - Yeah... I was volunteering for the children. 288 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,983 - What children? 289 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,332 - Really, I can't even get you to go to services with me. 290 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,768 - It's a thing, you can-- 291 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,988 you can volunteer for the Jewish children. 292 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,685 It's like an organization. 293 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,382 - Aren't you too busy, I mean like with school 294 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,080 and then doing the babysitting and everything? 295 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,431 - Oh wow, you babysit? 296 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,867 How often do you do that? 297 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,478 - Just, y'know, whenever they need me. 298 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,131 - They don't give you a schedule? 299 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,567 - No. 300 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:50,525 - No schedule? - No schedule, Mom. 301 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,831 - Well, do you enjoy it? 302 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,441 - Yeah, I mean depends on the kid, 303 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,964 but it's a great way to pay the bills, so. 304 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,400 - Bills? 305 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,706 You've never paid a bill in your life. 306 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,012 - That's... I don't... 307 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,013 [Max & Joel laughing] 308 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,623 You know what I mean. 309 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,624 - That doesn't mean she's not responsible. 310 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,234 - I've paid bills before. 311 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,757 - Listen, sweetheart, as soon as graduation comes, 312 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,324 you'll learn all about bills. 313 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,760 I'll make sure you understand everything. 314 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,328 - Right, but you're studying business? 315 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,547 - [Joel] No, not business. 316 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,679 - No no, she's studying gender. 317 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,029 - The business of gender. 318 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,292 It's like gender business. 319 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,468 - She does this fantastic program 320 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,948 where you kind of design 321 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,950 your own major. - It's fascinating. 322 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,212 - It's a little complex when it comes to finding employment, 323 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,778 but she's doing terrifically. 324 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,258 - Well, it can get a job for a lot of people. 325 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,912 - Yes, absolutely. 326 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,480 You are gonna make your own job, right? 327 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,308 Because she's so talented. 328 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,787 - Well now that you're gonna be going to law school, 329 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,702 you won't have to worry about that. 330 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,095 - Law school? Where'd you get the idea about law school? 331 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,446 - That's Maya, Maya is going to law school. 332 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,145 Danielle is gender business. 333 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,277 - I still don't exactly know what that means, 334 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,844 but she's great. 335 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,324 - [Max] What's the post-grad plan, then? 336 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,108 - Well, are they taking care of you? 337 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,370 Are you making enough money now from babysitting? 338 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,937 - No, Dad, not nearly enough 339 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,765 considering all the hard work that I'm doing. 340 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:57,940 - Well, it's a good thing that you don't need the money. 341 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,550 - I'm saving up for something. 342 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:00,247 - Oh yeah, well what are you saving up for? 343 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,422 Your own apartment? 344 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,380 - Yes. She's doing just that. 345 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,339 Daddy's not going to be paying for that apartment forever. 346 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,428 - But she's very hard-working. - Listen, maybe you and Max 347 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,908 could discuss this in more detail together. 348 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,866 - Yes, yes. 349 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,129 - I mean, maybe he could help you find the ideal position. 350 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,436 - Yeah, I'm sure he can but I already have a plan 351 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,046 and a path, so I don't need that. 352 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,047 - Look, sweetheart, feminism isn't exactly 353 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,527 what I call a career. 354 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,181 - It's not my career. It's a lens... 355 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,793 ...through which to see my career. 356 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,534 - [Joel] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 357 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,711 I understand, there's acting, and there's film, 358 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,234 there's comedy, there's activism, 359 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,627 there's all that stuff. 360 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,194 But you can't really support yourself 361 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,717 as an adult through babysitting, y'know? 362 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,501 I mean, sooner or later, 363 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,068 you're gonna have to narrow it down to one thing. 364 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,636 - Don't you have a cousin who's in publishing? 365 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,551 - Sam, sure. 366 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,510 - Maybe he needs an intern. 367 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,034 - Sure. - Yeah, would it pay? 368 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,037 - Well, some stipend or something. 369 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,691 I mean, you could work out an arrangement, right? 370 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,693 Get the family deal. 371 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,740 - [Joel] Yeah, exactly. That would be great. 372 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,307 - This beautiful thing. 373 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,397 - [Joel] Oh look, they put the desserts out. 374 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,833 Hello. 375 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,575 - [Debbie] Joel. 376 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,230 - Excuse me. - Let others go first. 377 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,928 You go to the gym in the morning, 378 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,409 you eat your weight back to lunch. 379 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,019 What are you gonna do? 380 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,027 Danielle... 381 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,681 - Yeah? 382 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,857 Could you come with me to the kitchen for a second? 383 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,035 - He's funny. 384 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,385 - Don't go there. He's not for you. 385 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,213 - Go where? 386 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,694 - Just try to behave yourself today, for me please? 387 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,130 - What are you talking about, Mom? 388 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,436 I'm not gonna blow him in the bathroom. 389 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,046 - We are at a shiva. 390 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,005 - That's what I'm saying, I'm not gonna do it. 391 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,008 - And you can't go there anyway, 392 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,140 'cause he's married. 393 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,711 - He's married? - Yuh huh. 394 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,194 - Are you sure? - Yuh huh. 395 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,326 To a shiksa princess. 396 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,374 Poor guy. 397 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,817 [voices clamoring] 398 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,257 - [Maya] Hey. 399 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,656 Thank you. 400 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,875 - [Sheila] Thank you, Danielle. 401 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,488 [discordant music] 402 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,583 - [Joel] So, your folks, they're good? They're still in Florida? 403 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:46,152 - Yeah they are, they've become quite the snowbirds, actually. 404 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,849 They bounce back and forth quite a bit. 405 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,199 - Ah, that's so fantastic, I love that. 406 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,027 I've been dying to get down there myself 407 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,463 to play my annual golf tournament. 408 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,422 - Oh, I didn't know you golfed, Joel. 409 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,163 - Yeah, but I had major hip replacement surgery this year. 410 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,990 - I'm so sorry to hear that. - [Debbie] Partial. 411 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,862 - But she won't allow me to get on a plane. 412 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,169 - Well, that makes sense. It's probably a good idea. 413 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,649 - [Debbie] So, how's your brother, Max? 414 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,956 - Oh, he's good. He's, y'know, he's... 415 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:11,351 - [Debbie] Um yeah, he's your parents' favorite. 416 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,700 [both laughing] 417 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:13,875 - You're funny. 418 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,271 - Just kidding. - I know. 419 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,881 So yeah, but he's good. 420 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:20,708 He's doing really good, the practice is... 421 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,405 - And how's Kate? 422 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,059 - Um, Kim. 423 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,322 - Kim, sorry. - Yeah, no, it's okay. 424 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,063 She's good. 425 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,805 She's doin' really well. She's on her way, actually. 426 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,720 - [Debbie] Oh, that's lovely. 427 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,330 - [Joel] You know, I don't know how this escaped my mind, 428 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,463 but didn't you guys have a baby this year? 429 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,855 - Yes we did. [Danielle choking] 430 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,335 - Oh my God. - That's fantastic. 431 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,902 Mazel tov. - How did I not know that? 432 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,077 - [Joel] What great news. 433 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,731 Do you have photos? Let's see. 434 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,906 - Sure, of course. 435 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,781 - Aw, look at that. Good on you, buddy. 436 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,262 Oh, she's gorgeous. - Oh, what a beauty. 437 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,481 [phone vibrating] 438 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,917 - I think you got a phone call. 439 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,658 - Oh, sorry, I'll be right back. 440 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,399 Hello? 441 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,401 Hi, yeah, we're in the back. Let me come get you. 442 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,098 - It's a cute baby. 443 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,447 - You thought that baby was cute? 444 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,057 - Yes. 445 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,235 - It was hideous, freakishly pale and no nose. 446 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,323 What the heck? 447 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,020 Where are you going? 448 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,064 - [Joel] Because she's got her own business... 449 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457 - [Max] I don't get it. 450 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,415 I thought your mom was watching her. 451 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,590 - I know, she got sick. 452 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,026 - What the fuck? 453 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,245 - You want the baby getting sick? 454 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,768 - No. 455 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,422 - This is why we need a new sitter. 456 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,598 - [Max] Okay, fine, I'll find a new sitter. 457 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,599 - [Kim] Hi. - [Max] Hey! 458 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:26,730 - [Joel] How are you? 459 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,079 - [Kim] Hi, good to see you. 460 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,038 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 461 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,561 - Oh you brought the baby! - She's beautiful. 462 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,215 - I know. - My goodness. 463 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,261 - We need a new sitter. - I know, I'll find one. 464 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,045 - Hi, I'm Debbie. - I know, we met... 465 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,742 - [Joel] It was at the Glickman bris? 466 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,222 - The bris. - Yes. 467 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,963 - [Kim] That's right. That was fun. 468 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,095 Well, I mean, you know what I mean. 469 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,838 It was good to see you guys there, yes exactly. 470 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:52,103 - [Debbie] Oh, look at you, you little cutie. 471 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,757 What a nice button nose you've got. 472 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,716 - [Max] Good thing she doesn't have my nose. 473 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,457 - [Debbie] Oh my God, look at her. 474 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,023 Look at those eyes. 475 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,417 - [Max] She's definitely got her mom's eyes. 476 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,549 - [Debbie] Beautiful. 477 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,639 - [Kim] Oh, your jacket's dirty. 478 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,642 Didn't wanna wear the one that I took to the dry cleaners? 479 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,470 - [Max] Uh, I guess I couldn't find it. 480 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,080 - It's fine. - Okay. 481 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,908 - [Debbie] You know what, why don't I take her 482 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,301 so you can get something to eat? 483 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,911 - [Kim] Oh, it's fine, it's fine. 484 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,826 And I mean, you'll get me something right? 485 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,828 - Yeah, here, can you hold her shoe? 486 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:21,785 The baby's shoe. - I am starving. 487 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,570 - [Debbie] Oh, sure. 488 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,398 - [Kim] Been running around all day with this one. 489 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,488 Max had a meeting this morning. - A meeting on a Sunday? 490 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,054 - [Max] What do you want, a bagel or something? 491 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,709 - [Kim] You know what I'd love? Arugula. 492 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,320 - Ooh. 493 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,583 - [Debbie] Oh, it's rugelach, not arugula. 494 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,062 - [Joel] That's what she said. 495 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,760 - [Debbie] No, that's not what she said. 496 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:43,981 She said arugula and you need your hearing checked. 497 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,592 - My hearing is fine. - Right. 498 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,985 You just don't listen, that's your problem. 499 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,208 - [Danielle] Hi! 500 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,122 Oh my God. 501 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,168 - You look so gorgeous, sweetheart. 502 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,954 - Oh my God, stop, please. You look gorgeous. 503 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,695 - [Maureen] Why thank, you. You're a grown woman. 504 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,697 - I know, yeah. 505 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,525 - Feels like just yesterday you were the same age as Mason. 506 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,396 - It's crazy. 507 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,485 - I know, he's gonna be bar mitzvahed later this year. 508 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,878 - I heard, yeah. 509 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,619 - I went and I bought him a suit. 510 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,970 I gotta show you this, wait a minute, wait a minute. 511 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,799 It's here somewhere. 512 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,104 [furniture crashing] - Oh, sorry. 513 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,454 Ah. 514 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,846 - Now, look at it, isn't this cute? 515 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,979 Of course, it has to be tailored 516 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,198 because he gained a lot of weight. 517 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,069 - Oh. 518 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,114 [water running] 519 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:38,035 [fabric tearing] Shit. 520 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:33,586 [camera snapping] 521 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,591 [door knocking] 522 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:39,766 Coming. 523 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507 One sec, sorry. 524 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:42,421 Just a minute. 525 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,871 [discordant music] 526 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,224 - Sorry, didn't mean to startle you, 527 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:06,227 but is there an open window or a fan inside? 528 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,402 Great, thank you. 529 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,328 [Rose crying] 530 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:45,658 - Danielle? 531 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,138 - Hi. 532 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,357 - Hey, you. 533 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,795 - You look stunning. - Oh, thank you. 534 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,536 - [Susan] Absolutely gorgeous. 535 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,320 - Thanks. - So, any boyfriends? 536 00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,584 - No, not yet, or right now. 537 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:01,412 - You must be so excited about graduating. 538 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,155 - Yeah, I mean like I have some exams left 539 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:08,245 and then I have some interviews that I'm gonna do. 540 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,334 - Really? You didn't tell me. Where? 541 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,336 - Well, I don't think you know the places. 542 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,904 - Do you still make those little videos? 543 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,906 I always thought those were so fun. 544 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,038 - I haven't done one in a while. 545 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,214 - So, acting is still your goal? 546 00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:23,086 - No, it's like comedy, stand-up. 547 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,349 - What was your major again, sweetie? 548 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:27,177 - No no, she doesn't have a major, Mom. 549 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:30,616 She makes it up, but you like got a diploma, right? 550 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:32,661 - [Katherine] I think it was politics. 551 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,620 Now I'm trying to think if I know anybody. 552 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,100 - [Susan] I always remember you were such 553 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:39,015 an humanitarian growing up. 554 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,800 - Yes. You wanted to go on that trip 555 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:45,021 and feed the homeless and teach English in the Orient. 556 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:47,458 - My major was sort of like women 557 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,548 and gender studies through the lens-- 558 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,638 - Oh, so you could run marches like with the pink pussy hats. 559 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:55,554 - Yes, exactly, that's such a good idea, right? 560 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,905 You love to march and you love to knit. 561 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:02,865 - Our friend, Steve Epstein, his son was like you. 562 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:07,827 He was studying what, philosophy or photography. 563 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,829 One of those things. 564 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:14,137 And his parents were terrified, naturally, about his future. 565 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,400 I mean, how's he going to make any money? 566 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,185 Right? 567 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:21,754 But I mean, 20 years later, he's a brain surgeon. 568 00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:22,668 [Rose screaming] 569 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:23,973 - You never know. 570 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,496 - Yeah, you never know. 571 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,370 You may end up being a brain surgeon. 572 00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:33,722 - [Danielle] Yeah. 573 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,332 Oh Sheila, I can do that. 574 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,899 - What? - I can take that for you. 575 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,509 - Oh, you are so lovely. Thank you, darling. 576 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,293 Eli vomited all over the kids' room. 577 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,816 - It's okay. 578 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:41,730 - It's a mess in there. - Yeah, I got it. 579 00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:43,123 - Okay, thank you. 580 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,038 - Perfect, babysitter to the rescue. 581 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,213 - [Susan] That's so sweet. 582 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,475 - You're a darling. 583 00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:48,302 - I can help you. - It's fine. 584 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:49,608 - No, I want to. 585 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,176 - Such nice girls. 586 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:54,743 - Oh my God. [door closing] 587 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,702 Why do people even bring kids to shivas? 588 00:26:56,789 --> 00:27:00,706 - Here, let me help you. I don't want to get it on you. 589 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,663 - Thanks. 590 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,406 - I was trying to build an app for... 591 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:09,062 - Weren't you wearing tights before? 592 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,193 - No. 593 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,891 - No? 594 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,501 Wait, why are you bleeding? 595 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,808 - [Katherine] As you know, I... 596 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,637 - Really neat. 597 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,726 - It just got caught in something, it's fine. 598 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:23,337 - Well, you have an open wound on your leg. 599 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,600 - It's a scratch. 600 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,012 - Why do you keep looking over there? 601 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,581 - Where? - At the skinny blonde woman. 602 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,280 - I'm not looking at her. 603 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:56,631 - Okay, she's very pretty, but she's too old for you. 604 00:27:56,718 --> 00:28:00,504 - [laughing] I don't think she's pretty. 605 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,117 - Malibu Barbie's not pretty? 606 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,859 - I mean she's just like basic, y'know? 607 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:10,210 Like she's just like generic looking. 608 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:12,081 She's like generic pretty. 609 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,649 - She's possibly the most beautiful person I've ever seen 610 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,346 Seriously? 611 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,044 - I just wouldn't be into her is what I'm saying. 612 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,654 - She has like the essence I want in 15 years. 613 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,134 - What, 614 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,789 like boring? 615 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:29,011 Boring wife who... 616 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:34,234 doesn't have sex and is like... mean. 617 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,192 - No, she's like a hot businesswoman, 618 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:39,761 basically a single mom, so stressed out but you can't tell 619 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:40,893 It's like, goals. 620 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,897 - She's not a businesswoman. - Yeah, she is. 621 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,463 She's an entrepreneur. 622 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:48,291 - No, she's not. 623 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:49,336 - Yeah, my mom told me she has like three businesses. 624 00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:50,946 But that's what I'm saying, 625 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,992 you can't tell because she's so chill about it. 626 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,560 - Why does she have three? 627 00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,694 Did they all just like fail? 628 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,261 - Okay, you're projecting like a lot of misogyny 629 00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,611 for a future woman's march organizer. 630 00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:05,787 What's goin' on? 631 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,180 - What kinda company? - It's like a stop-down. 632 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,355 What's that? 633 00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:09,704 - What kind of company was it? 634 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:10,661 - Excuse me. 635 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,926 - What are you? 636 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,754 - Nothing, thank you for helping me. 637 00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:20,541 - You're being so weird. 638 00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:22,108 - I'm not being weird. 639 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:26,068 - Hi, so good to see you. - Hi, mazel tov. 640 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,027 Okay, yeah. - Bye. 641 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,158 - Come here. 642 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:31,639 - What? Why are you dragging me? 643 00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,597 - I thought you were a vegetarian. 644 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:36,035 - I am, you said that, you said that you wanted me to eat. 645 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:38,864 - Your behavior right now is completely unacceptable. 646 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,083 - Okay, I think you need to relax. 647 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,563 - Don't you tell me to relax. 648 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,217 You are flirting with everyone. 649 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:45,392 You are chugging wine. 650 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:47,481 You are sitting on a table. 651 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:48,787 What is this, a party? 652 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,442 And I thought I told you no funny business with Maya. 653 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,400 - I don't know what that means. 654 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:54,357 - Oh yes you do. 655 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,881 Don't play dumb with me. 656 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,578 I thought you were done experimenting. 657 00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,449 - You think everyone that's bi is experimenting. 658 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,887 You don't know anything. You have zero gaydar. 659 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,279 - Excuse me, kid? 660 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,715 I lived through New York in the '80s. 661 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,674 My gaydar is strong as a bull. 662 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:08,589 - Look at this waist! - Oh my God. 663 00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,896 - Hi darling, how was spin class? 664 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,159 - Oh, it was good, but look at this one. 665 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,508 Is she not eating? 666 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:15,465 - Right? - How much does she weigh? 667 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:16,423 How much you weigh? 668 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,120 - Uh, I don't know. 669 00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:20,906 - [laughing] Oh, come on. 670 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:22,472 - Do you want me to get on a scale? 671 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,518 - You're so funny, look at this punum. 672 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:26,737 [Rose crying] 673 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:27,695 - You're okay. 674 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,785 - Who the fuck brings a baby to a shiva? 675 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,569 - She doesn't know, she's not Jewish. 676 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,223 - What do you mean, you told me she converted? 677 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:35,834 - Converted, shmerted, 678 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,313 she doesn't even know how to say rugelach. 679 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,445 - You know what? 680 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,360 I heard her dad was Jewish. 681 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,101 - That doesn't count. 682 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,146 Anyway, she's very charming. 683 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:47,149 They seem very happy, very happy, sweet couple. 684 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:48,759 - She seems like a pill to me. 685 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,631 - She's very hard-working. 686 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,763 - Oh yeah, okay, a hard-working pill. 687 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,287 - You know what I don't understand? 688 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,549 - What? 689 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,943 - Nice Jewish boy marries a shiksa 690 00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:00,728 when he could have any wonderful woman here. 691 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,686 - Like look at this beautiful girl. 692 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,864 - Right? Oh wait, wait, sweetie, you got schmutz. 693 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,430 - Stop. - I'm just helping you. 694 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:09,519 I'm just getting the schmutz off your face. 695 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,130 Anyway, the thing is 696 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,960 I think she's the breadwinner. - The breadwinner. 697 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,657 And where do you think she got that money, 698 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,833 maybe from his dad? 699 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,442 - Maury? 700 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:20,879 - Maury. 701 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,097 - Maury doesn't have a pot to piss in. 702 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,490 - Oh, because he's so generous. 703 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,144 - Everybody knows his business is kaput. 704 00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:26,841 - But that's not his fault. 705 00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,539 - That's not, oh, look at you defending Maury. 706 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,150 I forgot you have a crush on him. 707 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,978 - I don't have a crush on him. - Oh yes you do. 708 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,109 - Don't be ridiculous. 709 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:35,676 He was just very kind at a time. 710 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,373 - Oh, very kind, yes. Very kind. 711 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,027 - At a time, it was difficult... - A giant schlong. 712 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,856 - Oh, stop it. - He schtups like a champ. 713 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,292 - Oh, where did you hear that? 714 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:44,250 - I'm sorry. - Don't answer that. 715 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:45,816 Where did you hear that? 716 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,340 Don't answer, don't tell me, but I'd like to know 717 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,341 at a later date. 718 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,951 - Excuse me, darling, 719 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:51,779 but I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. 720 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,302 We can talk about it later. - Thank you, thank you. 721 00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,174 - Because the shiksa might be able to get her a job. 722 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,088 - Mom, no. - Oh, a job? 723 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,306 Go. - Mom. 724 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:58,351 - Of course, of course, go, go. 725 00:31:58,438 --> 00:31:59,918 Don't be shy, speak up. 726 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,702 - This is my daughter, Danielle. 727 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:02,877 [Rose crying] - What's the matter? 728 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,487 - You wanna hold her, sweetie? 729 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:05,401 You can calm her down, you're a babysitter. 730 00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:06,925 - Um, I'm okay. 731 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,709 - [Kim] Somebody's very tired. 732 00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,276 - [Joel] You're good sport, sweetie. 733 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:11,842 - [Kim] Needs a nap. 734 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,193 - [Max] She needs a little nappy nap. 735 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,718 - [Debbie] Well, everybody's crying, it's a shiva. 736 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,807 - Hi, I'm Kim Beckett. 737 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,635 - Hi, nice to meet you. 738 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:23,724 - And that's Rose. 739 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:27,380 - Hey, that was you not too long ago, sweetie. 740 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,599 - Danielle is about to graduate. 741 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:31,166 - Congratulations. 742 00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:32,733 Do you know what college you're going to yet? 743 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,387 - I'm in college. 744 00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:35,910 - Oh. 745 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:36,824 - Actually. 746 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,869 - Yeah, of course. 747 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:43,352 - So Joel was saying that maybe you have a job offer for her? 748 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,745 - Yeah, we were just telling Kim 749 00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,616 what a fantastic babysitter you are. 750 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,314 - I'm looking for someone. 751 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:51,056 I mean, might be good to fill it in part time 752 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:54,798 while you're looking for whatever it is 753 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,365 that you're gonna do. 754 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,498 I mean, good babysitters are so hard to find. 755 00:32:58,585 --> 00:32:59,325 It's impossible. 756 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,283 - It sure is. 757 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,068 That's so nice of you to offer, I'm actually fully booked. 758 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:05,113 - Sweetie, you've only got one family, right? 759 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,420 It can't take that much time. - How would you know that, Dad? 760 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,291 - You make your deposits once a month, 761 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:10,901 it's not rocket science. 762 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,860 - Why are you looking into my account so much? 763 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:15,123 - Because they're ours, sweetheart, that's why. 764 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:18,953 - Anyway, the point is that I think Danielle 765 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,087 was more interested in an office job, 766 00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:24,828 like at your office doing clerical work 767 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,830 or something like that. 768 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,920 I mean, you're such an amazing entrepreneur. 769 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,879 A real self-made woman. 770 00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,707 - Yeah, it's fantastic, you've got so many different things 771 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,490 going on all at once. 772 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:35,709 Terrific. 773 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:37,493 - I have to with his lifestyle. 774 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,321 - Really, that's funny. 775 00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:41,845 I never would have pegged you for a man of luxury, Max. 776 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,282 - Oh, are you kidding me? 777 00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:44,935 Him and his friends go to the most 778 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,113 ridiculously expensive restaurants, don't you? 779 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,245 I mean, they're foodies [laughing]. 780 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:52,987 - I'm gonna get a cup of coffee. 781 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,641 - Oh, could you get me one? - Sure. 782 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:57,122 - So, I don't know, if you change your mind, 783 00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,646 if you find yourself with some time, 784 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:01,865 I'm actually working from home right now. 785 00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,998 But I really could use somebody 786 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,132 to help with the organizing, scheduling, things like that. 787 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,395 I mean, we could really tailor it to something 788 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:13,007 that you like, if you think that would suit you. 789 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,835 - That'd be great. - That sounds wonderful. 790 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:18,056 - Um, no, that's so nice of you to offer, I just, 791 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:20,841 I don't think that's anything that I would like. 792 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:24,323 I don't really wanna be like a girl boss type of, 793 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,802 that's not my thing. 794 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,199 But it's very cool that that's what you do. 795 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,157 - Right. 796 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:38,728 That's so funny, I have the same... 797 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,513 ...bracelet. 798 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,428 - Really? - Oh, neat. 799 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,170 Would you look at that? 800 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,649 You do, ah. 801 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,695 I guess we both have fabulous taste. 802 00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:50,958 - Well, you and Max. 803 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:53,395 I would say it's a little bit extravagant. 804 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,049 - Really? - But um, that's him. 805 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:56,790 - Was it a special present? 806 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:59,009 Was it for your high school graduation or something? 807 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,663 - [Danielle] Yeah, I think so, must have been. 808 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,361 Yeah, something like that. [discordant music] 809 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:03,753 - Sure. - Yeah. 810 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,103 - Oh, I thought you were in college. 811 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,539 - I am. 812 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,194 - It's just that it's a new collection. 813 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,632 Max, what are you doing over there? 814 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,590 - Listen, if you guys need a ride, 815 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:16,288 I happen to have the van outside. 816 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,768 - Sweetie, are you sure we got you that bracelet? 817 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,075 - Yeah, I mean I can't afford this. 818 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,078 - We can't afford it, either. 819 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,733 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure, it must have been you. 820 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,388 It had to have been. - I guess so. 821 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,564 [phone dinging] - Shit. 822 00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:32,565 - Whoa. - I'm sorry. 823 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:33,783 - Somebody's popular. 824 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:34,915 - Busy guy. - Work emails, 825 00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:36,786 getting them all at once. 826 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:40,007 Seriously, the service in here, it's terrible [laughing]. 827 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,013 - I got it. - No no no, I got it. 828 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,449 [coffee splattering] [all gasping] 829 00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:49,059 [Rose crying] 830 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,452 - [Danielle] I'm so sorry. 831 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:53,194 I'm sorry. 832 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:57,459 - Did any of it get on her? 833 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,331 - She's okay, are you okay? - It's okay, it's okay. 834 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,987 - Oh my God, are you okay? 835 00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:06,207 - Yeah. - Oh sweetie, come with me. 836 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:10,168 - [Kim] I know, I know, I know. 837 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,997 - I'm so so sorry, is she all right? 838 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:17,566 - Well thank God Sheila's coffee is always lukewarm 839 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,873 or you'd have third degree burns. 840 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:25,008 [water splashing] 841 00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:36,150 - Are we allowed to use that? 842 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,457 - This, oh God'll forgive us. 843 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,154 It's too crazy in there. 844 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,900 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it was... 845 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,206 - It happens. 846 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,692 - Mommy? 847 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:58,216 - Yeah, bubala? 848 00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:04,004 - Are you disappointed in me? 849 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:06,920 - What? 850 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:09,923 No. 851 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,317 - Um, sorry. 852 00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:13,753 Excuse me. 853 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,972 - Bye Gloria, see you next week. 854 00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:22,022 Danny, 855 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:25,678 you're not? 856 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:31,031 - Sheila, I can help you with these chairs. 857 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:32,598 - Oh, you're an angel. 858 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,687 - Sheila... okay. 859 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,254 We were having a conversation. 860 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,690 - My cleaning lady got the flu yesterday 861 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:38,995 and it's just the worst timing. 862 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:39,779 - All right, all right. 863 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,607 - Thank you. 864 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,217 If you can put 'em up against that wall over there. 865 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,131 - Yeah. 866 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,498 - Hey, I can help you. 867 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,158 Thanks. - Mm hm. 868 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:17,469 Nice cum stain. 869 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,647 Seriously, you need to be less sensitive, okay? 870 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:23,997 - Excuse me. 871 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:25,346 - Wait, you need to stop biting your nails. 872 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:26,652 It's so gross. - Can you stop? 873 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,088 - This is so pretty. 874 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:29,176 Where did you get it? 875 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:30,743 - [Danielle] I don't know. 876 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:32,092 - [Maya] What do you mean you don't know? 877 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,093 - I don't know. - You don't know? 878 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,747 Wait, it's unclasped. 879 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,444 Did you buy it with your babysitting money? 880 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,663 - You're being a bitch. 881 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,577 - [Maya] I'm not being a bitch. 882 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:39,491 - Hi. 883 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:41,580 Hi. 884 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:43,451 Hi, I'm Max. 885 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,149 - Maya. 886 00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:48,282 - Are you Danielle's cousin or sister or something? 887 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:50,284 'Cause you guys look really similar. 888 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,068 - Uh, no. 889 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:53,809 But we do kinda look alike, it's kinda fucked up. 890 00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:54,941 - We grew up together. 891 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:57,160 - Oh, so kinda like family. 892 00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,945 - I don't know, we went to prom together. 893 00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,599 - Oh, that's so sweet. 894 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,949 - It is so sweet, you're right. 895 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:06,039 She was like late and brought me a dead corsage. 896 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:07,214 - It wasn't dead. 897 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,476 - It was fully a dead flower. 898 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:13,263 - I feel like you two had a really fun prom. 899 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,830 - You bet that we did, yeah. 900 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:16,615 We like caught a limo. - Uh huh, yeah. 901 00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:18,051 You spiked the punch, puking 902 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:19,400 everywhere and like smokin' blunts. 903 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:20,793 - And we like fucked. - Maya! 904 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,621 - She had her first orgasm. 905 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,187 What the fuck is wrong with you? 906 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:25,754 - What, it was a night to remember. 907 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:26,712 Ooh, sorry Mort. 908 00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:28,104 - Mort, how are ya? 909 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,150 It's good to see you. - Yeah. 910 00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:32,195 - Just like sisters. 911 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,329 - Yeah, like a good sister fucks her sister. 912 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,939 What the hell? 913 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:38,637 - [Max] So, are you in the arts, as well? 914 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:40,900 - Oh no, absolutely not. I'm going to law school. 915 00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:43,685 - Oh, you're the one going to law school. 916 00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,557 - As opp--, what do you know me? 917 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:48,647 - Danielle hasn't told us what her post-grad plan is. 918 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,823 - Yeah I did, I said I have interviews lined up. 919 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,391 - And some other babysitting gigs? 920 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,785 Or maybe you'd just be sticking with the one? 921 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:58,396 - No, Danielle doesn't need to work 922 00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,136 because her parents pay for everything 923 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,356 while she does her like art thing. 924 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,879 - Really? 925 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:06,273 You must be really in love with this kid 926 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,625 if you don't need to be getting paid. 927 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:13,628 [voices clamoring] 928 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,895 - I'm sorry, how do you guys know each other? 929 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,593 - Oh, we met in temple. - We met at shul, yeah. 930 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,116 - Why? 931 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,857 You never go to temple. - I go sometimes. 932 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,902 - So now you're just like a deeply religious person? 933 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,948 - You can go without being super religious. 934 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:30,515 You can be regular... - Maya. 935 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,864 - ...religious and go. 936 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,387 - Questionable. 937 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:34,997 - Maya? 938 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,085 - Oh, okay. 939 00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,870 Bye, nice to meet you. 940 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,314 You're full of surprises today. 941 00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:54,582 So are we good? 942 00:40:58,717 --> 00:40:59,587 - Yeah. 943 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:09,945 Why wouldn't we be? 944 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:12,774 [both laughing] 945 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,217 - [Ellie] So, have you seen the new rabbi? 946 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,569 If Robert De Niro and Gene Kelly had a Jewish baby. 947 00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,309 Cute, so cute. 948 00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:27,789 - For you cute or for Danny cute? 949 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:31,053 - For all of us cute. Cute is cute. 950 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,186 - But I want someone good for Danny. 951 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,753 - Well, of course. 952 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,145 - And I'm trying to find someone, it's just. 953 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,669 - Hey. - You're back. 954 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:40,062 [both kissing] 955 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:41,107 Aw, so pretty. - Hi, sweetie. 956 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,587 - [Danielle] Hi. 957 00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:44,153 - [Ellie] So, are you seeing anyone? 958 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,591 - [Debbie] No one we wanna discuss right now. 959 00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:46,939 - What? 960 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,943 I thought you'd be swatting the boys away like flies. 961 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,815 - Well I wish she would swat them away a little harder. 962 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,425 - Uh, I swat. 963 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,732 - Don't listen to your mother. 964 00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:02,128 Have fun, enjoy, enjoy this little, little body. 965 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,696 - I want her to enjoy her little, little body, 966 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,133 but get a vibrator, don't get a relationship. 967 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,090 - Mom [laughing]. 968 00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:09,527 - It's not the same. 969 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,180 - I just want her to finish her finals 970 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,791 and meet someone after that. 971 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:14,444 - Of course, yeah. That's true, it's true. 972 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,925 Listen to your mother and don't marry anyone 973 00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:20,102 'til you've slept with like what? At least 10 people. 974 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,148 Because you're gonna end up with one 975 00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,845 and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass 976 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,412 for the rest of your life. 977 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,458 - [Debbie] You know who I ran into recently 978 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,678 whose son would be perfect for her? 979 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,158 Who did I run into? 980 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,116 Danny, you know that guy, tell her. 981 00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,248 Tell her. 982 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:37,380 - No, Mom, I don't want to. 983 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,556 I have to go to the bathroom. 984 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:39,644 - Oh. - You tell her. 985 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,516 - I'm worried about her. 986 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:43,691 - What are you worried about? - I don't know. 987 00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,519 She's acting a little strange. 988 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:48,827 - She is? A little different? - Yeah, just off. 989 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,219 - [Ellie] Off? 990 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:51,960 - Yeah, a little. - Like distracted? 991 00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:53,396 - Like distracted. - Distracted, but distracted. 992 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:56,008 It's treatable. - Very distracted. 993 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:57,836 - It's not a disease. - That's true. 994 00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:13,068 [door knocking] 995 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,940 - [Max] Just a second. 996 00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:25,690 Sorry about that. 997 00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:36,962 [door closing] 998 00:43:56,851 --> 00:43:59,811 [zipper unzipping] 999 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:48,207 [discordant music] 1000 00:44:48,294 --> 00:44:48,860 [door closing] 1001 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,036 - [Sheila] Oh, what a day. 1002 00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:52,777 Did you guys get enough to eat? 1003 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,344 - [Kim] How are you doing? 1004 00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:56,781 - [Sheila] You know, it's just weird. 1005 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:00,872 - Hey, Danny, sweetie. 1006 00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:03,439 Are you okay? 1007 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,354 - Yeah, can we go like now please? 1008 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,835 - Yeah, if you can drag your father away from everybody. 1009 00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:09,315 - Okay, I'll do that. 1010 00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:11,012 - Sweetie. - What? 1011 00:45:11,099 --> 00:45:12,666 - Thank you for coming. 1012 00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:15,277 - Yeah, well you asked me to be here, so whatever. 1013 00:45:15,364 --> 00:45:17,976 - I know, and I know it's not something that you like to do. 1014 00:45:18,063 --> 00:45:21,457 And, obviously, and I just want you to know 1015 00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:23,068 that I appreciate it, okay? 1016 00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,156 - You're welcome. 1017 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:25,810 - You are such a good kid. 1018 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:26,680 - Thanks. 1019 00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:28,116 - You are. 1020 00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:28,987 How did I raise get such a good girl? 1021 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:29,944 - Mom. 1022 00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:31,293 - Are you on drugs? 1023 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,686 - No. - Oh, I'm just kidding. 1024 00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:34,819 No really, you are such a good girl. 1025 00:45:34,906 --> 00:45:37,212 I love you. 1026 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:38,648 - I love you too, Mom. 1027 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:39,998 [suspenseful music] Oh my God. 1028 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,651 - Wait a sec, 1029 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,349 I haven't had a chance to catch up with you yet. 1030 00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:44,524 - How are you? 1031 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,918 - Where did you go, Danielle? 1032 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,615 Where did you go? 1033 00:45:48,702 --> 00:45:50,617 You're skin and bones [laughing]. 1034 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,751 - Yeah. - What are you up to? 1035 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:56,754 Besides starving yourself to death? 1036 00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:57,667 - Just... 1037 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:00,801 ...studying. 1038 00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:02,542 - [laughing] You have a boyfriend? 1039 00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:04,370 - No. - Ah, really? 1040 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:06,198 I don't believe you. 1041 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:08,417 - I have nothing serious. 1042 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:12,552 - So you just study and don't eat 1043 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:15,511 and go out with your beautiful friends, is that it? 1044 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:17,035 Is that your life? 1045 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:19,472 - Yeah, I guess that's my life. 1046 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,953 - Well, lucky you. 1047 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:24,085 - Um. 1048 00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:27,393 Can you, um, excuse me? 1049 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,091 I haven't eaten yet, I have to go... 1050 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,226 unstarve myself [giggling]. 1051 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,577 Excuse me. 1052 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,581 [kids yelling] 1053 00:46:44,105 --> 00:46:44,976 Excuse me. 1054 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,328 - Danielle. - Yeah. 1055 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:51,112 Um, I'm just gonna go. - Oh, there you are. 1056 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:52,418 [voices clamoring] 1057 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,681 - Um, I'm just gonna go. 1058 00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:04,865 [Danielle gasping] 1059 00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:14,222 - Hey. 1060 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:25,712 Are you okay? 1061 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:30,021 - I'm like. 1062 00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:34,547 [Maya laughing] 1063 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:39,639 What? 1064 00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:43,599 - Nothing. 1065 00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:44,252 - What, what is it? 1066 00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:45,471 What? 1067 00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:47,168 - It's literally nothing, okay? 1068 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,126 - Well you're laughing, so what's so fucking funny? 1069 00:47:48,213 --> 00:47:49,301 - Nothing's fucking funny. 1070 00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:50,563 Nothing's funny. 1071 00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:56,699 Okay. 1072 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:02,880 I miss you, okay? 1073 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:11,584 And I was like excited to see you. 1074 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,588 Great, whatever, it's what a fuck. 1075 00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:16,763 I'll fuck off. 1076 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,374 - Okay, I miss you too. 1077 00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:20,332 - Sick. 1078 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,160 That's awesome. 1079 00:48:22,247 --> 00:48:23,378 Cool, cool. 1080 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:24,205 Great, awesome. 1081 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:27,861 - Well, I wouldn't know because you literally never text me. 1082 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,690 - That is simply not true, I text you all the time. 1083 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,126 - I didn't even know you were coming today. 1084 00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,562 - Well you don't text me either, so I. 1085 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,434 - I replied to your fucking story 1086 00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:36,826 and you just like saw it. 1087 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,002 - You do not reply to a reply, okay? 1088 00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:39,960 - Well, you should. 1089 00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:42,180 - That's psychotic behavior, but that makes sense for you. 1090 00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:43,659 Why don't you fucking reach out? 1091 00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:44,834 - I just told you that I did. 1092 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,619 I told you that I reached out. 1093 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,012 - Okay, why didn't you just call me like an adult? 1094 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,013 - Nobody calls, so. 1095 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,840 - Well, grow up. 1096 00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:54,757 Be different than other people. 1097 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:08,989 [voices clamoring] 1098 00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:20,218 Okay, cool. 1099 00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:22,176 I'll see you later. 1100 00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:43,676 - Look, she's eating. - Oh look, she's eating! 1101 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:47,985 [soft music] 1102 00:49:52,424 --> 00:49:53,773 - You can go ahead. 1103 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:05,959 [dramatic music] 1104 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,122 - [Kim] Uh huh. 1105 00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:40,733 - It was Lucy's graduation present from me. 1106 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,604 - Aw, that's so sweet. 1107 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:45,868 - That's really nice. Can I see? 1108 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,959 Oh, you guys are at the Holocaust Museum. 1109 00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:53,006 You look so... 1110 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,138 happy. 1111 00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:05,149 I'm just wondering. 1112 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:07,934 - Uh huh. 1113 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,415 - How old is she? 1114 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:15,811 - Oh, she's 18 months. - Mm hm. 1115 00:51:20,773 --> 00:51:24,603 - You two know each other because of your parents? 1116 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,170 - [Max] Yeah. 1117 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:27,127 - No. 1118 00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:31,175 - No? 1119 00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,704 - We met at shul. 1120 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,184 - Yeah, shul. 1121 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:46,451 - Ah. [Max laughing] 1122 00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,539 - Or did we? 1123 00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:53,327 I can't remember. 1124 00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:56,113 - [Maureen] And this is us in Israel at Mason's bar mitzvah. 1125 00:51:57,375 --> 00:52:01,074 I mean Israel, Palestine, whatever they're calling it now 1126 00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,510 I don't know. 1127 00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:04,077 - That's a nice photo. - You think? 1128 00:52:04,817 --> 00:52:06,210 - I love it. - Danielle. 1129 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,863 Danielle, listen, can you call my phone? 1130 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,561 I lost it, I can't find it anywhere. 1131 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,823 - Yeah, sure. 1132 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:15,219 Shit, I don't have my phone. 1133 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:18,396 - Great, nevermind I'll ask your mother. 1134 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,093 Deb. 1135 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:20,963 Deb. 1136 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:23,575 [water running] 1137 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,458 [phone dinging] 1138 00:52:47,294 --> 00:52:50,123 SUGAR APP: WHAT KIND OF ARRANGEMENT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? 1139 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:53,039 SUGAR APP: BigDaddy481 VIEWED YOUR PROFILE 1140 00:53:15,714 --> 00:53:16,976 - [Debbie] You have a fakakta memory. 1141 00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:18,499 You keep losing everything. 1142 00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,501 - [Joel] So, maybe I do have dementia. 1143 00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:22,982 - [Debbie] Yeah, you've had dementia since our wedding day. 1144 00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:24,462 - Anybody can forget a ring, you know. 1145 00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:25,854 It's not such a big deal. 1146 00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,029 - You know what, look for your own phone. 1147 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:28,857 It's probably by the desserts. 1148 00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:30,032 - Thank you. 1149 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:36,169 - Hey. 1150 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:37,126 Hi. 1151 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,433 Have you seen my phone? 1152 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,869 - No. 1153 00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,828 - Shoot, I'm looking 'cause I'm... 1154 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,004 I'm trying to find it because I need it right now. 1155 00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:46,919 - Why do you need it right now? 1156 00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:51,837 - I just like told someone that I met here 1157 00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,491 that I would send them my resume. 1158 00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:56,711 - Oh, feels like you have so many job prospects. 1159 00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:59,018 I'm sure you can find more here, y'know? 1160 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:03,979 - Okay, so you haven't seen it or? 1161 00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:06,330 - I don't know, I might have seen it, 1162 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:10,203 like in the kitchen or in the bathroom. 1163 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:14,338 But y'know, it was unlocked. 1164 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:19,430 So you might wanna find it 1165 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:23,085 before like somebody else does. 1166 00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:29,178 - Oh Danielle, I need your help. I'm running out of lox. 1167 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,485 - One second. Maya... - Get the fuck off me. 1168 00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:35,272 - Please don't tell anyone. Please. 1169 00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:40,015 - Danielle, I love your parents. 1170 00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:46,195 I just wouldn't want them to know 1171 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,980 their daughter's a fuckin' whore. 1172 00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:53,159 [discordant music] 1173 00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:57,598 - [Sheila] Danielle, the lox is in the kitchen. 1174 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:58,556 - Excuse me, I'm sorry. 1175 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:34,069 [food crunching] 1176 00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:45,167 - Danielle! 1177 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:46,604 Jerry clogged the toilet again 1178 00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,345 and the place smells like shit. 1179 00:55:52,261 --> 00:55:53,828 - Bubala, where you running off to? 1180 00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:56,657 Look at this baby, so adorable. 1181 00:55:56,744 --> 00:55:58,224 Sleeping like a baby. 1182 00:55:58,311 --> 00:55:59,878 Tears of gold, this baby cries. 1183 00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:01,575 - Listen, sweetie, you don't have to worry. 1184 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,272 I found my phone, 1185 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,883 you don't have to think about looking for it. 1186 00:56:04,970 --> 00:56:06,450 - [Debbie] She was never worried about your phone. 1187 00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,190 - How long have you guys been together? 1188 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:10,236 - Almost five years. 1189 00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:11,280 - Mm hm. 1190 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,760 - And how did you meet? 1191 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:13,805 - Online. 1192 00:56:13,892 --> 00:56:15,241 - Mm hm. 1193 00:56:15,328 --> 00:56:17,504 - You're very curious, aren't you? 1194 00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:21,116 - I'm just wondering how female entrepreneurs do it all. 1195 00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:24,555 - Well, they need a great support system. 1196 00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:27,993 - Right, you need a husband who's supportive 1197 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,474 of young female entrepreneurs. 1198 00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:32,345 - [Debbie] Right. 1199 00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:37,263 - I'm surprised you're able to work from home, y'know? 1200 00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:39,483 Where do you live again? 1201 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:41,354 - I mean we've always had the Soho apartment. 1202 00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:42,877 - Soho. 1203 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:44,009 - Because how could we let go of that, 1204 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:46,272 it's just the best location. 1205 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:50,276 But a few months ago, we got the house out here. 1206 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:55,150 Just seemed like the logical next step, 1207 00:56:55,237 --> 00:56:57,892 especially if we're gonna have another kid. 1208 00:56:57,979 --> 00:56:58,850 - Baby! 1209 00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,505 Another wonderful baby. 1210 00:57:01,592 --> 00:57:03,115 - [Ellie] Wonderful. 1211 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,682 - I wish I could have my own bachelor pad 1212 00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:07,511 where I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. 1213 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:08,512 [dramatic music] 1214 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:09,164 - Hey. - What? 1215 00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:10,122 Danielle. 1216 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:11,210 What are you doing? 1217 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,994 She's just teasing, 1218 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:15,693 she's got such a crazy sense of humor sometimes. 1219 00:57:16,911 --> 00:57:18,304 Are you drunk? 1220 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:22,090 - Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? 1221 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,092 - Well, girlfriend. - No girlfriends. 1222 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:26,704 - Please. - Experimented, but. 1223 00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:28,445 - No, no. 1224 00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:31,578 It's just so hard in my generation 1225 00:57:31,665 --> 00:57:35,147 because there's just weird unconventional ways 1226 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:35,974 of meeting people. 1227 00:57:36,061 --> 00:57:37,410 - Sure, sure. 1228 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,716 - Like in apps and stuff like that. 1229 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,066 - Oh darling, what are you so? 1230 00:57:41,153 --> 00:57:42,937 Of course you're gonna find somebody soon. 1231 00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:45,897 Listen, Jdate has been fantastic for me. 1232 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,551 Have you tried JSwipe? 1233 00:57:47,638 --> 00:57:50,205 A little bit of lipstick, a little bit of lipstick. 1234 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:52,251 - Oh, I always tell her that about the lipstick. 1235 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:54,253 - [Joel] You know what, sweetheart? 1236 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,560 I'm absolutely convinced it's gonna be much much easier now. 1237 00:57:56,647 --> 00:57:59,693 She had kind of an extended awkward phase, you know? 1238 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,566 She had the braces and she was kinda chubby 1239 00:58:02,653 --> 00:58:04,002 for quite a while. 1240 00:58:04,089 --> 00:58:05,046 - No. - [Debbie] A little chubby. 1241 00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:06,047 - Oh, you were so cute. 1242 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:07,919 - There was this boy, 1243 00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:09,703 she had a thing for him forever, for the longest time. 1244 00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,488 His name was Michael, right? 1245 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:15,100 And she asked him to the dance, and I guess he said no. 1246 00:58:15,187 --> 00:58:18,582 Then like everybody at school knew and saw. 1247 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:20,584 And I picked her up, it was so sweet, 1248 00:58:20,671 --> 00:58:22,020 the whole ride home, 1249 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,674 there were these little tears coming down. 1250 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:25,937 I felt bad, but y'know, like she's my baby, 1251 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,678 but everybody goes through it. 1252 00:58:27,765 --> 00:58:30,028 - It'll happen to your girl. - Such a cutie. 1253 00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:32,291 Remember the song we used to sing her? 1254 00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:33,205 - [Joel] Of course. 1255 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,423 [all laughing] 1256 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,512 Baby shake. - Baby shake 1257 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,296 - When she was Rose's age, 1258 00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:40,604 we used to sing the baby shake song whenever she cried. 1259 00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:42,693 That's what we should have been doing with Rose. 1260 00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:45,478 ♪ Let's make a baby shake ♪ - Stop 1261 00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:49,613 ♪ Let's make a baby shake ♪ - Please stop, Mom. 1262 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:52,137 ♪ Let's make a baby shake ♪ - Mom. 1263 00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:53,747 Can you let go? - No, never. 1264 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,879 - [Danielle] Everybody let go. 1265 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:55,967 - [Debbie] Never. 1266 00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:57,055 - Stop. 1267 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,099 Stop! 1268 00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,318 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 1269 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:00,928 - Whoa. - Let go. 1270 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:03,409 - Danny, just take it easy. 1271 00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:05,411 - Everything's okay, it's okay. 1272 00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:07,761 - Yeah, just go go go go. 1273 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:08,936 I'm gonna talk to her. 1274 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:12,984 - I know you don't believe in me, 1275 00:59:13,071 --> 00:59:14,420 I know that you think that I'm not gonna do anything 1276 00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:17,162 and you think that I'm a little baby. 1277 00:59:17,249 --> 00:59:19,512 - I don't think that you're a little baby. 1278 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,603 Oh my God. 1279 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,213 - [Rabbi] Thank you very much for joining me 1280 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:29,087 and the Feldmans in their time of mourning. 1281 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:32,656 If you would please join me in reciting the mourner's kaddish. 1282 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:38,749 [speaking in foreign language] 1283 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:52,458 [baby crying] 1284 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:42,421 Thank you very much. 1285 01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,642 [voices clamoring] 1286 01:00:53,998 --> 01:00:54,868 - Hey. 1287 01:00:55,564 --> 01:00:57,392 Hey hey hey hey hey. 1288 01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,872 Stop, stop, stop. 1289 01:00:58,959 --> 01:00:59,830 - What? 1290 01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,662 - You know, I think, 1291 01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:10,667 I think it would be best if we ended this. 1292 01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:16,498 - Sure, yeah. 1293 01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:19,153 We probably should before your wife 1294 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,939 runs out of money. [throat clearing] 1295 01:01:22,026 --> 01:01:24,115 - Is there a second bathroom? 1296 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:26,552 Someone is taking forever in this one. 1297 01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:30,121 - Um, I think there's one upstairs. 1298 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,513 - You gotta speak up. 1299 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,690 - There's another bathroom upstairs. 1300 01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:36,997 - Forget it, I'll wait til I'm home. 1301 01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:39,913 Excuse me. 1302 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,526 - I think we should get going soon. 1303 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:50,881 - Sure. 1304 01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:14,774 - Sorry. 1305 01:02:23,652 --> 01:02:25,872 Dad, can we go please? 1306 01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:28,962 - Yeah, sure we can. Just go ask your mother. 1307 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,140 - [Danielle] Mom, can we go now? 1308 01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,490 - Sweetie, I'm talking to the rabbi. 1309 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:38,493 Don't be rude. But yes, we can go. 1310 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:39,930 You wanna take these books back 1311 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:43,629 and we'll get going soon, don't worry. 1312 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:51,202 - Hey, Danielle. 1313 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:54,945 Is this yours? 1314 01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:57,817 [dramatic music] 1315 01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:00,864 - Um, 1316 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:02,256 yeah. 1317 01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:03,780 - I found it in the bathroom. 1318 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,741 - Thanks, thank you. 1319 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,047 - Yeah. 1320 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:11,135 Can I borrow you for a second? 1321 01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:16,923 She's really hungry and I need an extra pair of hands. 1322 01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:21,710 Can you hold her? 1323 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:25,627 - You really want me to? 1324 01:03:25,714 --> 01:03:26,846 - I just need you to hold her for a second, 1325 01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:28,239 I've got some stuff in the bag. 1326 01:03:28,326 --> 01:03:30,719 And it'd be very helpful. 1327 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,244 - Um, I shouldn't, y'know? 1328 01:03:33,331 --> 01:03:34,158 - [Kim] Why? 1329 01:03:35,594 --> 01:03:37,770 You're a babysitter, right? 1330 01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:40,033 - Uh, we're gonna go in a sec. 1331 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,600 - Your parents are still here. 1332 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:43,776 You're leaving with them, aren't you? 1333 01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:47,606 - I really only work with like eight year olds. 1334 01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:50,000 - Well it's not brain surgery. 1335 01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:53,786 Just hold her. 1336 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:57,050 - Um. 1337 01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,748 - It's fine, you'll be fine. 1338 01:04:02,273 --> 01:04:04,841 [Rose crying] 1339 01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:20,247 - Let me, let me take her. - It's okay. 1340 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:21,248 Can you call a car? 1341 01:04:21,335 --> 01:04:22,467 - Yeah, I can do that. 1342 01:04:22,554 --> 01:04:23,598 - Honestly, can you call a car? 1343 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,035 - [Max] Yeah, but I can do both. 1344 01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:25,774 I just need the-- - It's fine, she's fine. 1345 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:26,558 Just call the car first. 1346 01:04:26,645 --> 01:04:27,951 - I can do both. 1347 01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:28,734 - [Kim] I'd like you to call the car. 1348 01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:29,909 [Rose screaming] 1349 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,519 She's a babysitter, remember? 1350 01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:32,869 - Yeah, I do remember. - What is the matter with you? 1351 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:33,652 Honestly. 1352 01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:34,566 - Give her back! 1353 01:04:34,653 --> 01:04:37,612 [glass shattering] 1354 01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,756 - That's 40 years of fasting. 1355 01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:51,975 - That's more like 200. 1356 01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:55,021 [voices clamoring] 1357 01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:58,938 [glass clinking] 1358 01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:00,113 - No no no, you don't have to worry about that. 1359 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,941 Can we get a broom, please? 1360 01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:04,291 - Danny. 1361 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,910 Sweetie. 1362 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,041 Danielle, stop. 1363 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:19,393 - I'm sorry. 1364 01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:21,918 - [Debbie] What are you doing? 1365 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,268 Danny, stop. 1366 01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:25,617 Come on. 1367 01:05:25,704 --> 01:05:26,835 What are you doing? 1368 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,361 What's goin' on, sweetie? 1369 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,667 Bubala, bubala, talk to me. 1370 01:05:33,364 --> 01:05:34,321 - [crying] I can't. 1371 01:05:34,408 --> 01:05:35,453 - Talk to me, talk to me. 1372 01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,671 You can't what? 1373 01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:38,804 - I can't. 1374 01:05:38,891 --> 01:05:41,763 I can't. - You can't what, Danielle? 1375 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:42,721 What? 1376 01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:47,117 What, honey? 1377 01:05:50,424 --> 01:05:51,730 - I don't know. 1378 01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:53,732 - Oh baby, you don't need to know 1379 01:05:53,819 --> 01:05:55,342 what you're doing right now. 1380 01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:57,388 - No, I don't know. - You don't need to know. 1381 01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:59,825 - I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1382 01:05:59,912 --> 01:06:02,219 - Everything's gonna be fine. 1383 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:04,786 You're gonna get a great job, 1384 01:06:04,873 --> 01:06:09,748 you're gonna meet a great man, you're gonna fall in love. 1385 01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:12,229 Just, you're gonna figure it out. 1386 01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:14,057 Listen, worst case scenario, 1387 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:16,189 you can move back in with Daddy and me. 1388 01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:17,321 - No. 1389 01:06:26,504 --> 01:06:28,549 - Everybody, looky-loos. 1390 01:06:28,636 --> 01:06:29,681 - Are you okay? 1391 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:33,380 - Just too pushy, isn't she? 1392 01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:35,426 - What is wrong with you? 1393 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,862 - [Debbie] Thank you, Maya. 1394 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:39,169 You know what? 1395 01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:42,085 I'm gonna go get Daddy, 1396 01:06:42,172 --> 01:06:44,348 have him bring the car around for us, okay? 1397 01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:47,786 You just get outta here by going 1398 01:06:47,873 --> 01:06:49,788 and helping Mrs. Bronstein. 1399 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,529 - Yeah, and I can help too. 1400 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:53,357 - Thank you. Thank you, Maya. 1401 01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:55,837 - All right, you wanna gonna go? 1402 01:06:55,924 --> 01:06:57,796 - Don't you worry about anybody here. 1403 01:06:57,883 --> 01:07:00,494 They all love you. It's a sad day, y'know? 1404 01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:03,149 It's a sad day, lot of sadness. 1405 01:07:03,236 --> 01:07:04,368 Everybody feels it. 1406 01:07:12,898 --> 01:07:15,161 - Mrs. Bronstein, which one is your car? 1407 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,467 - You'll see in a minute. 1408 01:07:22,995 --> 01:07:24,910 - Can I ask you something? 1409 01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:26,738 - What? 1410 01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:29,741 - Why do you do it? 1411 01:07:31,612 --> 01:07:33,179 I'm not judging or anything. - I mean, you clearly are. 1412 01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,312 - No I'm not, I just don't know anything 1413 01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:36,487 about it, so. - I wanted money 1414 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:37,488 and it was easy. 1415 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:40,360 - Was it? 1416 01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:43,015 - Yeah, sometimes. 1417 01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:48,194 Felt nice to like have power and be appreciated. 1418 01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:52,242 - If you could just put those in the front seat, hm? 1419 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,811 - Thanks. 1420 01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:01,903 Do you need help? [door closing] 1421 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:03,905 - [Mrs. Bronstein] Oh no, thanks girls. 1422 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:05,777 - Do you want me to pull out for you? 1423 01:08:05,864 --> 01:08:07,605 - You drive a car? 1424 01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,955 - Yeah, I think I'm a pretty good driver. 1425 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,262 - Oh, thank you, no. 1426 01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:15,265 - [Maya] All right, be safe. 1427 01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,531 Wait, doesn't she have an expired license? 1428 01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:22,010 - Yeah, they took it away. 1429 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,535 She's not supposed to. [engine starting] 1430 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:25,449 Whatever. 1431 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:33,196 [tires squealing] [horn honking] 1432 01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:34,719 - Hey, I'm really sorry. 1433 01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:35,850 - It's fine. 1434 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,464 - I just never thought about it that way. 1435 01:08:41,726 --> 01:08:43,119 - No, get in, Maureen. 1436 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,294 - Danielle. 1437 01:08:44,381 --> 01:08:45,121 - What? 1438 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:46,644 - You coming? 1439 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:48,428 - I'm literally walking towards you, Dad. 1440 01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,778 - Sweetie, get over here before somebody sees the car. 1441 01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:51,910 - [Katherine] Where were you? 1442 01:08:51,997 --> 01:08:53,651 I was looking all over. 1443 01:08:53,738 --> 01:08:56,132 - We were helping Mrs. Bronstein to her car, Mom. 1444 01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:56,784 - Why? 1445 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,482 - Why? 1446 01:08:58,569 --> 01:08:59,222 Because you're supposed to help fuckin' old people, 1447 01:08:59,309 --> 01:09:00,484 I don't know. 1448 01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:01,920 - Don't you dare use that language 1449 01:09:02,007 --> 01:09:03,487 or that tone with me, young lady. 1450 01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:05,053 - Katherine, Maya, you guys need a ride? 1451 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,099 - No, that's okay. We'll get a car. 1452 01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,101 - Oh good. - Come on, we got an open van. 1453 01:09:09,188 --> 01:09:11,843 - It's fine, Mom, they live two seconds from us. 1454 01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:18,893 - [Kim] Make sure you get one with a car seat. 1455 01:09:20,025 --> 01:09:21,505 - [Max] No, it's finding nearby drivers. 1456 01:09:21,592 --> 01:09:23,507 - Of course, Jesus Christ. 1457 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,119 - Hey, aren't we giving you two a lift? 1458 01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:27,989 Uh, three. 1459 01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:30,862 - No. - Oh no, it's. 1460 01:09:30,949 --> 01:09:32,733 - No, it's okay, we're getting a car, so. But thank you. 1461 01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:35,736 - Come on, I got the Uber that's Uber-all-this, let's go. 1462 01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:38,174 - Joel, they got a car. 1463 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,871 We got Maureen. 1464 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:40,872 - And he's right around the corner, he's at-- 1465 01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:42,308 - My phone just died. 1466 01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:44,136 - [exhaling] Okay. We'll use my phone. 1467 01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:46,051 - Well, where is it? - Just look, it's somewhere in here. 1468 01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:48,271 - Okay, that's very specific. - It's somewhere in there. 1469 01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:52,275 Honestly, you guys have so many people between all of you 1470 01:09:52,362 --> 01:09:55,103 and we would have to strap her in and all of those things. 1471 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,149 - When we were all her age, there was no straps, 1472 01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:59,282 there was no carriers. Everybody all survived. 1473 01:09:59,369 --> 01:10:01,022 Come with us. 1474 01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:03,982 - Oh, for the love God. I'm getting in the car. 1475 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:08,204 - Sure. [door slamming] 1476 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:09,814 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1477 01:10:09,901 --> 01:10:12,338 - Youngest in first. You guys to the backy back. 1478 01:10:12,425 --> 01:10:13,383 - Seriously? - Come on. 1479 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:14,340 - Okay. 1480 01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:20,259 - Wait, sorry, you gotta lift up the middle seat. I forgot. 1481 01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:21,173 - All right. 1482 01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:24,220 - [Danielle] You have to pull the lever. 1483 01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:25,830 - [Maya] I'm literally pulling the lever. 1484 01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:27,527 - Do you want me to do it? - No, I got it. 1485 01:10:27,614 --> 01:10:30,748 - [Joel] Come on, Maya, you gotta use some muscle, y'know? 1486 01:10:30,835 --> 01:10:32,228 You got it? - Yeah. 1487 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,535 - [Joel] Okay, who's next? Kim, Max? 1488 01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:38,146 - You go first. - Okay. 1489 01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:42,107 - [Joel] Terrific. 1490 01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:44,675 Katherine, you think you can fit in on that same seat? 1491 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:45,545 Here we are. 1492 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,764 - Thank you. 1493 01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:48,461 - [Kim] Scoot over. 1494 01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:51,290 [trash clattering] - Okay, last one is Maureen. 1495 01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:52,248 [Rose crying] 1496 01:10:52,770 --> 01:10:54,337 - Oh no. 1497 01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:55,512 - Shit, I think I might have overbooked us. 1498 01:10:55,599 --> 01:10:56,904 - [Debbie] No shit. 1499 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,558 - Seriously, we can honestly get out. 1500 01:10:58,645 --> 01:10:59,559 - Yeah, we can just get a car. It's not a big deal. 1501 01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:00,908 - No no no no, listen. 1502 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,127 Maureen, you get there in the backy back. 1503 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:04,521 And then Maya and Danielle, 1504 01:11:04,608 --> 01:11:06,305 can you guys squeeze together into one seat? 1505 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,828 I mean, you're pretty small, right? 1506 01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:09,917 - Really, Joel, we could take a car. 1507 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:12,268 - No no no, this is gonna work. Believe me. 1508 01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:15,227 I promise you no man left behind, or woman, sorry. 1509 01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:17,360 - You okay back there, Maureen? 1510 01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:18,926 [Rose screaming] 1511 01:11:19,013 --> 01:11:20,580 - You got a lot of stuff back here, Joel. 1512 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:22,495 Hi, girls. 1513 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,192 - Hey. - Hi. 1514 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,716 - Got your legs around? Everybody hands safe? 1515 01:11:25,803 --> 01:11:27,718 - I know, I know. - All in. 1516 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,287 [door closing] 1517 01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:34,159 Off like a herd of turtles. 1518 01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:35,726 - What the? - No, it's okay. 1519 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:36,857 It's okay. 1520 01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:38,598 - [Joel] All right. 1521 01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:45,388 - [Maureen] Hi, baby. 1522 01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:49,740 You wanna play peek a book? Peek a boo. 1523 01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:50,697 Don't cry. 1524 01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:54,440 - All set? Seatbelts on? 1525 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:58,575 All right, first stop will be Maureen. 1526 01:11:58,662 --> 01:12:00,141 - Oh, thank you. 1527 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,753 - Oh shit. 1528 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:03,710 Oh no. 1529 01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:08,498 - [Debbie] You don't have your phone, again? 1530 01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:10,369 - [Joel] I got it. 1531 01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:13,851 - [Debbie] What? Let's go, let's go Joel. 1532 01:12:13,938 --> 01:12:17,507 - [Joel] Yes, just finding my keys. 1533 01:12:18,856 --> 01:12:21,467 Here we are, okay. [keys jingling] 1534 01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:22,686 Everyone ready? 1535 01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:27,430 [engine starting] 1536 01:12:27,517 --> 01:12:31,042 - I'm gonna kill you when we get home. 1537 01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:50,409 [discordant music] 102561

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