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Hey, how was the beach?
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- You talking to me?
- Huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit, I thought you were on
the phone.
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What, what did you say?
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I was just asking if you had
fun at the beach.
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Oh! Yeah, um, it was fun. A
whole water polo team was there,
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Everyone got fucked up.
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Captains got fucked up.
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I, uh... sun fucked
me in the ass.
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Just like, shoulder's are
burned to shit.
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But, yeah.
It was lit.
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There was this, uhh.
There was this
girl at the beach.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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She had these massive fuckin'
colossal...
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hands.
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- Get it?
- Yeah, it's funny.
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Yeah, 'cause- my hands are like,
near my chest.
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Yeah, I know, I thought you were
gonna say "boobs".
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Right?
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You think that's funny,
though, right?
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Like, like you
could see that on stage?
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Like, people laughing in the
audience and stuff?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I know, I think it
could get some laughs.
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Yeah. Sweet. Good.
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I was, I was just thinking
about, like, doing, like
stand-up comedy.
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You know?
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I mean, we're in L.A., so...
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- Definitely.
- Yeah, I mean...
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I aint fuckin' water
polo after college.
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Right?
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Yeah, that's also true.
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Yup.
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Do you know if there are any
parties tonight?
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Ugh... there, umm...
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Yeah, yeah. Shithouse
is having a party.
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- Like, the house is called
"Shithouse"?
- Mmmhmm.
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- Are any other, are any other
houses having a party?
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- Is there what?
- Are any other
houses having anything?
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No, no man. It's just- no,
it's just Shithouse.
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Uhh, it's kinda far, but my
buddy Seb said it's gonna be...
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fire. So...
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- Fire.
- Huh?
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Hmm?
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What did you, what did you...
Did you say something?
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Oh, my God.
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Why is it so cold?
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Fuck!
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Sam?
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Hi, you're in RA, right?
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- You get locked out?
- Yeah, sorry.
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No worries.
Where's your room?
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This way.
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Did you just do laundry?
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Yeah, you just take a shower?
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- Yeah, it's this one.
- Okay.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm really sorry.
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When I check
my bunk, I realize...
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Yeah, Mom.
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That was mean.
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You love leaves.
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Oh, no no no. I didn't mean to
make you... don't worry.
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Don't worry, she's fine.
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It's just a particularly rough
week.
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Still, I can't believe we
didn't get
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to hug you on your fucking
birthday.
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I know.
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She's so sweet.
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I think she's just missing her
buddy.
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Okay, I think is going to be
Scotland's guy
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for me. I'm going to do this.
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Hello everyone in my room,
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who is ready to leave?
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Jack, drink. Drink it.
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Dude, I just went.
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You all are getting ready for
the party here?
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What the fuck you say?
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I just asked if you all are
getting ready for the party.
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Looks like you're all getting
ready.
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Yeah.
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I'm just calling the
Uber, are you coming?
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I'm not sure yet.
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I'm not sure yet.
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Have you been at Shit House
before?
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Yeah, like 90 times.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, shit.
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Yes, dude. Yes.
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Oh! I love college so much!
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Yeah, it's great.
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Yeah dude, it's fucking hella
pussy bro.
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Hella vagina, bro, in my fucking
face, bro.
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My. Fuck.
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Oh my God dude.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah bro. Shit, dude, fuck.
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I should not drink
anymore fuck, oh fuck.
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But that's that life man,
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he said what the fuck.
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Are you going to
throw up right now?
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No, it's okay. It's okay,
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I'm good. I'm good.
Thanks, man.
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I'm gonna close the door for
you buddy.
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Having fun in Shithouse?
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What? No, it's really shitty
here.
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I don't know what you're
talking about dude.
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Did you steal that bottle of
wine from the party?
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Oh, no, I brought this from
home.
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I like having something heavy in
my hands to hold at a party.
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Yeah, I get that.
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I feel like, that it's just
like too dinky when
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you hold it. You know what I
mean?
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Yeah, it's too dinky.
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Hey, I like your shirt.
I like your shirt.
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Which one? I'm wearing two.
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Oh, I have to see the one
underneath.
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So I should just
take this one off?
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I don't know,
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if you feel comfortable,
why now, yeah.
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I feel comfortable.
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Okay.
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00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,847
Scott from STAT wants to fuck
you too.
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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,762
Sofia just talked to him, okay?
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00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:09,897
So operation fuck Scott is in
full swing, all right?
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00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,814
You're going to go get that
dick. It's operation covert.
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00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,907
Hi.
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00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,387
You want to play a game?
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00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,868
Alex, what's yours?
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00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:09,565
Huh?
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00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,611
What's up?
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00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:15,876
- I said you want
to play a game.
- Oh, a game!
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00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,791
Yeah, what's the game?
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00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,531
It's called, spin the bottle.
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00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:23,274
Have you heard of it?
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00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:23,971
Yeah.
138
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,625
Okay, I'll go first.
139
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:32,632
Oh right here? Okay. How's it
going to go.
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00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,198
Look at that.
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Ouch.
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- You're trouble, aren't you?
- Trouble?
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00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,824
Wait, sorry. What's your name?
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Georgia.
145
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,914
Okay, Georgia. I'm going to
move really quickly.
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00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,916
Georgia, I'm from Texas.
147
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You're not from Georgia?
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Yeah. No, I was in.
149
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I'm not from Texas.
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00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,011
That's okay.
151
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,665
Let's get in the bed.
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00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,318
Okay. Yeah. I'm just really
quickly,
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00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,452
I was going to go check on my
backpack outside.
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00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:14,064
You brought a backpack to
the party?
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00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:18,982
Yeah. No, maybe I didn't,
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00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,375
but I just want to go check to
make sure
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that I didn't bring it.
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Oh and he misses.
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00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,990
Whoo!
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And he makes.
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00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,697
And he makes.
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00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,876
I am the basket.
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00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,095
Hey, Sweetie.
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Sorry. Did I wake you up?
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00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:52,581
No, I'm up. just had a party.
You okay?
166
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,801
Yeah. I'm, yeah.
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I'm just having a little
trouble falling asleep,
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because I think I have like a
cold.
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00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,025
Shit, I'm so sorry.
170
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,548
Yeah, thanks. It's okay.
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00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,812
Are you taking something? You
should be taking stuff.
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00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:10,294
Well, I was going to go to the
CVS by campus,
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the 24-hour one, and I was
going to
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get some Claritin, but-
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00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,823
No, sweetie, not Claritin.
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00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,563
I always say don't take
Claritin
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because it doesn't do anything
for you.
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00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,218
You need to take Allegra.
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00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,872
Oh, right. Yes.
180
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,744
You need Allegra for the
decongestant,
181
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,702
but actually you should take
Benadril at night.
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Do that for like three days and
that should clear up.
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Okay. Perfect. Okay. Awesome.
Oh, I'm going to go walk over to
the CVS.
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Honey, why don't you see if
Josh could give you a ride,
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you probably shouldn't be
walking around. You should rest.
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Yeah. Maybe I'll check with him.
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Okay.
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00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,607
You okay?
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00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:06,133
Yeah. I'm just not feeling
well and it's super frustrating.
190
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:10,354
But I'm going to go ask Josh if
he can take me to the CVS.
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So I got to go.
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00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,795
Okay, bye sweet boy.
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Okay. Goodnight, I love you.
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I love you.
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00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,282
I love you too. Okay, bye.
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00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,087
Oh, no. No wait.
No wait. No wait.
197
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:05,322
Can you leave and don't tell
anybody about this.
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00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,368
Okay.
199
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:10,893
And I'm going to
be going through a rough patch.
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Little third grade Brade Duper,
walks over to little third
grade-
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There we are. Knock knock,
Who's there?
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It's me and fucking drunk.
203
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:33,568
Are you okay?
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00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,874
No.
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00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,659
Sam, you okay?
206
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,400
No, I'm fine. I'm fine,
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00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,968
I'm not going to throw up. I'm
not going to fucking.
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00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:42,838
You're going to throw-.
209
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,013
No, I'm not going to throw up,
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shut the fuck up.
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Shut, the fuck, up.
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You suck, you suck, you suck.
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00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:52,282
Get it? Got it? Get it?
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00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,763
Jerry Seinfeld thinks you suck.
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00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,156
I think you suck.
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00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,941
What's the deal with shitty
roommates?
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It's never a good one, there's
never,
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there's never a good one.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
219
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,166
Oh, but I don't want a roommate.
220
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:06,993
But I don't want a-
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00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,301
I fucking hate you.
222
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,781
Do you want me
to get you some water?
223
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:16,219
No. Yeah. I got water.
224
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:19,005
That's a huge bottle of vodka.
225
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,310
No, it's fucking water.
226
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,660
You're about to drink vodka
right now.
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00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:25,446
Just.
228
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,968
Get hugs from Mom and Jess.
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00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,632
Why is God so hard?
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I feel like I'm just, like...
Floating and nobody like.
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00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,080
What?
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00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,012
Sam?
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Fuck.
234
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:02,369
- Sam, Sam, you're
shitting yourself.
- Hmm?
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00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,589
Sam, I think you might
still be shitting. Are you
pooping right now.
236
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,200
No. No, I didn't.
237
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:11,726
Yeah, you 100 percent did.
Let's get you up. Okay?
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00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,380
Oh, shit.
239
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,773
We're going to go to the shower,
okay? And get your pants off.
240
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,819
No, these are my good pants.
241
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,125
These are your what?
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00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,561
These are my good pants.
243
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:25,174
I know they are your good pants
but you pooped in them.
244
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,090
We need to at least get up and
go in the shower.
245
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,528
No, I didn't do nothing.
246
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,227
Sam, we need to get up.
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00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,619
I didn't do nothing.
248
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,230
You dropped a
deuce in our room, man.
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00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,057
I didn't shit.
250
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,581
Okay. Ow. Don't-
251
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,591
Am I not allowed to sleep here?
252
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,072
Right now you can. Did you get
kicked out of your room?
253
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,597
Yeah. Yeah. Did you?
254
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,555
Oh, no. R. E.'s get singles?
255
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,122
Just I didn't have anything
else to eat,
256
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,516
so I had an energy bar earlier
so I just can't sleep.
257
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,826
What was on your shirt?
258
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:13,179
Oh, I actually have it on still.
259
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:21,883
It just says, It says "The time
is now" on it. Nothing special.
260
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,667
Cool.
261
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,628
How is your operation?
262
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,935
Operation fucks got from stat.
263
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:36,071
Oh, God. It was like a fails
operation. Nothing happens.
264
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:41,076
- No?
- Nothing special.
265
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,034
You really going to have to go
to sleep and I really keeping
you up?
266
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,386
Oh, no. I wasn't sleeping. I'm
not tired.
267
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,213
Okay.
268
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,605
I'm not tired at all.
269
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,173
Do you want to,
like go hang out?
270
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:55,395
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
271
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,833
Yeah. What do you want to do?
272
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,487
Like where
273
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,533
I was thinking we could go to
the Grand Canyon.
274
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:09,017
The Grand Canyon?
Do you have a car?
275
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,237
What? I'm talking about
276
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,414
going in my room and hanging
out there instead of here.
277
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,719
Oh.
278
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,072
Like to kiss and have sex?
279
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,423
Oh.
280
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,469
Is that what you're asking?
281
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,168
I guess so.
282
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,432
Do you even know my name?
283
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,045
What's your name?
284
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,787
I'm not going to just tell you.
285
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,746
Why? I'll tell you my name.
286
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,705
I know your name.
287
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,010
It's Maggie Hill.
288
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,143
You've been my RA for like six
months now.
289
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,058
Why are you making me feel bad?
290
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,494
Because you should feel bad.
291
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,931
Okay. Well, I do feel bad.
292
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,542
What's your name?
293
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,847
Get out of here.
294
00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,199
Get out of here?
That's a weird name.
295
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,725
It's Alex.
296
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:08,163
Okay, Alex.
297
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,253
I'm sorry that I didn't know or
ask.
298
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,646
Why? Don't be sorry.
299
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,952
I'm not.
300
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:18,347
I do want you to come to my
room, though.
301
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,579
You can put your stuff down if
you want.
302
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:39,281
Yeah. Just put it down right
here?
303
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,160
I just ruined your room by
doing that.
304
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:56,211
Is it always this clean or is
this just a Friday thing?
305
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,517
It's always this clean.
306
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:06,003
I don't think I've made my bed
in like ever, probably.
307
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,267
I recommend it.
308
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,317
Can I have some of this wine
that's here?
309
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,667
Oh, yeah, I know. You can just
have all of it. I have, like a
ton of it.
310
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,147
Well, there's a ton in here,
311
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,279
but I will have all of it, but.
312
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,542
Just have as much as you want.
313
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,412
Cheers.
314
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,508
It's good.
315
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,556
Are you 21?
316
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,209
No, I have a fake ID.
317
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,429
I'm 19, but I just can get it.
318
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:46,174
I'm 19 too. Just had my
birthday a couple of weeks ago.
319
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,570
Cool. Happy belated birthday.
320
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:55,792
Thank you. Thanks.
321
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,403
Here you go. Do you want some?
322
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:58,882
Thanks.
323
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,585
How do you get a fake ID?
324
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:08,849
It's a really complicated
process that I
325
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:12,418
feel like we should talk about
another time.
326
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,420
Okay.
327
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,814
Do you want to take your hoodie
off?
328
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,991
Yeah. Yes, I do.
329
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:29,826
Come here.
330
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,175
Take your pants off.
331
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,655
- Take my pants off?
- Take your pants off.
332
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:16,395
Okay.
333
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,969
A lot of things
happen I didn't want to.
334
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,069
Take your shirt off too.
335
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:39,766
Okay.
336
00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:27,596
Is this okay?
337
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:37,258
What do you like?
338
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,478
Just play the quiet game, okay?
339
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:41,218
Okay.
340
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,499
- Can I get back on top?
- Sure.
341
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,300
I think all the blood
is my brain.
342
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:23,434
Okay, that's fine. That's okay,
lay down.
343
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,831
Do you want your clothes?
344
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,267
- Yeah.
- Okay.
345
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,313
Here's your shirt.
346
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,674
I'm really sorry.
347
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:48,547
No, don't be. It's okay.
348
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:56,642
Can you do the wrapper too?
349
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,647
Thanks for being so nice.
350
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,518
Yeah.
351
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:09,263
My room is like 100 feet away
from your room.
352
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:13,746
I'm going to skedaddle.
353
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:17,140
You don't have to. I'm going to
be awake if you want to hang
out.
354
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,665
I was going to stay up and
drink wine.
355
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,580
I'm just saying you don't have
to leave right now.
356
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:23,538
I'm going to be awake.
357
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:24,931
Are you sure?
358
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,976
Yeah. I would feel weird if I
drink alone,
359
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,195
but I feel like it could help
me sleep,
360
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,979
so I was thinking that could be
good but
361
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,200
also go. I feel like you were
trying to go.
362
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:38,118
No, I wasn't. I thought it's
because I didn't, I would love
to stay.
363
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,380
Okay. You don't have to.
364
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,861
No, I'd really like to.
365
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,210
Okay.
366
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,604
I can Venmo you by the way, I
will Venmo you.
367
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:48,519
No, it's fine. This is $5 at
Target.
368
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,695
You have a car?
369
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,784
No, I walk there.
370
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:57,137
I don't have a car either.
Kinda sucks, right?
371
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,618
I like walking, but yeah, in
general,
372
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,228
you want to make a friend with
a car.
373
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:04,927
Yeah. None of
my friends have cars.
374
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,501
So you're a sophomore, right?
375
00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,634
Yeah.
376
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:23,946
Did you, did you have a tough
first year?
377
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:27,733
What do you mean, like
adjusting?
378
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,649
Yeah. In general.
379
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:34,870
I don't know. Not really, why?
380
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,353
I am.
381
00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:44,140
Yeah. I mean, I think everybody
struggles at first.
382
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:47,535
Yeah, I'm struggling now.
383
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:50,407
What's going on?
384
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,626
Can I tell you a secret?
385
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:52,540
Sure.
386
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,716
I have zero friends.
387
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:57,023
You just said you have friends.
388
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,459
You said your friends don't
have cars.
389
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:01,244
They don't have cars' cause
they're not real.
390
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,246
You don't have zero friends.
391
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:05,684
I definitely have zero friends.
392
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,339
Like, you could say my roommate,
393
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,689
Sam is a friend,
394
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:15,476
but we hate each other and
aren't friends.
395
00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:17,696
Who do you hang out with?
396
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:23,005
Timothy from the marketplace, I
hang out with.
397
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,746
Like, thirty seconds a day.
398
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,749
And, to be honest, I hang out
with my stuffed animal from
399
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:31,013
home a lot. I talk to him.
400
00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:34,016
That's not true. I don't talk
to him.
401
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,236
I more of just like spent a lot
of time in
402
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:40,066
my room and my stuffed animals
in the room.
403
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:43,722
I'm exaggerating.
404
00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:47,247
I have friends,
405
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,510
but are those two of my closest
friends
406
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,731
at college 100 percent.
407
00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:02,001
But it's okay because Timothy
is fucking awesome.
408
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,306
I really like Timothy a lot.
409
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:04,830
He's the warmest guy of all
time.
410
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,745
He makes me feel so good every
day.
411
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:09,008
He makes my skin feels good
when he talks.
412
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:09,835
- I know what you mean.
- Yeah.
413
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,705
Yeah.
414
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,750
Also devastatingly good-looking.
415
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:12,663
That's part of it.
416
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,883
Yeah. For sure.
417
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:17,320
Take this back.
418
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:24,763
My turtle died today.
419
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:28,854
Is that was supposed to be in
that tank on your desk?
420
00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:30,420
Mmhmm.
421
00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:37,558
I'm really sorry. That sucks.
422
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,342
Thanks.
423
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:47,698
I thought turtles were supposed
to like live forever.
424
00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:51,311
I did also and they don't, they
just die.
425
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:53,356
What happened?
426
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,968
I don't really know.
427
00:29:56,098 --> 00:30:01,669
He hadn't been eating so I
think he was sick or something
428
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:04,280
and then he got stuck when I
429
00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:07,109
wasn't here maybe or when
swimming,
430
00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:12,245
was weak and drowned. I don't
know what happened.
431
00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:17,467
So, you've had, like a really
sad day.
432
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:22,516
Yeah, I mean, whatever is just
a turtle.
433
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,954
Yeah, he was my buddy.
434
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:30,785
What was his name?
435
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,221
Pete.
436
00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:34,397
That's a really good name for a
turtle.
437
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:37,748
Thank you. It means rock, the
name Pete.
438
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,402
Rock?
439
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:41,230
Yes.
440
00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,884
That was pretty fitting?
441
00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,755
Yeah.
442
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,716
Like he was a rock in life?
443
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,109
Mmhmm.
444
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:52,154
He held down the fort.
445
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,991
I wish I could have met him.
446
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,645
You know what? Same. I feel
447
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,256
like you guys that have really
hit it off.
- Really?
448
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:12,174
Yeah. He was
really sensitive also.
449
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,963
What did you do with the body?
450
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:20,269
Sorry, that's inconsiderate to
ask.
451
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,142
I threw him away.
452
00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:25,492
You what?
453
00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:30,976
I threw him in the dumpster in
the back of .
454
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:32,194
I can't tell if you're being
serious right now.
455
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,152
What do you mean?
456
00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:34,893
You threw him away?
457
00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,069
Yeah. What else did I have done?
458
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:40,289
You threw Pete away in the
dumpster?
459
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:46,295
The Pete who you- your rock in
life, Pete?
460
00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,384
Yeah, I put him in a shoe box.
461
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:51,387
Oh my God, that doesn't make it
any better. What?
462
00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:52,954
Okay.
463
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,218
Didn't you want to bury him?
464
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:57,872
Okay, you need to calm down.
465
00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:01,006
You can't just throw him away
in a dumpster,
466
00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:02,703
you can just get rid of him.
467
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,313
What?
468
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,880
You're never going to know
where his little body ends up.
469
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,273
I don't want to know where his
little body ends up.
470
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,448
Why?
471
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,232
Because he's dead, what?
472
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:12,495
Oh my God, you're a monster.
473
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:14,715
I'm not a monster.
474
00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:17,239
Okay, you're not a monster.
475
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:23,028
But I feel like we should, we
should...
476
00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:24,203
But did you put him in the
dumpster today?
477
00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:25,987
Mmhmm.
478
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:26,945
Because it's like ice water?
479
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:28,990
Yeah, and it's in your fucking
face.
480
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:29,817
Yeah.
481
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,079
I've thought about just not
482
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:32,515
showering for the rest of my
time here.
483
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,256
Oh my God, no. You're going to
get used to it.
484
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,910
You've actually
gotten used to it?
485
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,477
No, I feel like I've gotten
used to
486
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,044
the fact that I'm not going to
get used to it.
487
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:39,870
You know what I mean?
488
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,002
Mmhmm.
489
00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:42,090
I don't know. I've been
exercising though,
490
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,570
and I feel like that really
helps
491
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,224
with the shower. Have you ever
tried that?
492
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,356
No.
493
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,663
Like, I don't know. I just go, I
do the elliptical thing and it's
like really easy.
494
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,360
I just go to the gym in
Burkas.
495
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:52,971
There's a gym in Burkas?
496
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:54,755
Yeah. Freshmen. Oh my God.
497
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:58,237
Yeah. Okay. Are you entirely
sure?
498
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,282
I'm entirely sure. Hold my wine.
499
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,944
Oh, gosh. Having a little
trouble.
500
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:10,684
Okay.
501
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:14,383
Ow, why did you push me?
502
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:15,732
I don't know, you're having
trouble.
503
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:19,910
You just wanted to touch my
butt. Okay.
504
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,738
Do you see anything?
505
00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:26,004
Yeah, I got my eyes on water
bottles.
506
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:28,397
That's not trash, that's
recycle.
507
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:33,359
Making these, wait is Pete
really small?
508
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,316
Yeah, do you see him.
509
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,057
Alright Pete, you are so stiff.
510
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,406
I'm feeling like spooked right
now.
511
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,452
Don't be, can I just see him.
512
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:46,024
Is this the shoe box?
513
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,503
Yeah.
514
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,817
Okay, what'd you decide?
Where we off to?
515
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,428
Think I'm gonna bury him on the
top of Mount Fiji,
if that's okay.
516
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:02,214
Yes, what? Like in Japan?
517
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,607
No, it's Mount Fuji. What? No,
I'm talking
518
00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:06,566
about Mount Fiji like the
mountain on top of campus.
519
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,176
Oh, yes.
520
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:09,351
Oh It's called Mount Fiji.
521
00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:10,265
Yeah.
522
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,614
Cool, that's much easier.
523
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,055
L.A.?
524
00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:20,145
Yeah, like this campus, like
College.
525
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:23,191
Yeah, why? Is it ?
526
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,585
No, it was nice hearing at Will.
527
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,326
Where are you from?
528
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,154
Dallas.
529
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:31,069
Okay, so you're from Texas. I
feel like,
530
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:32,809
you're like 1500 miles away
531
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,028
from our house of course it's a
bit like your home.
532
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,421
Okay, yeah where are you from?
533
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:36,813
Bay area.
534
00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:39,164
That's like 500 miles away?
535
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,426
Yes, like 400.
536
00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:43,255
Yeah, so you went far away from
home too?
537
00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:46,040
We both like, got
538
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,390
dropped off in a place we don't
know anybody,
539
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:49,870
and at the end of each day,
540
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:55,397
we can't go home to our
parent's unconditional love.
541
00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:58,661
It's like we're
newborn babies here.
542
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:02,665
But we don't have anybody to
hold us.
543
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:07,670
What? Dude, I don't feel like a
newborn baby. I don't know.
544
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:08,845
I got carried away.
545
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,282
Yeah.
546
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,544
I think kind of drunk right now
from the wine.
547
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:12,893
I think you're very drunk from
the wine.
548
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,199
Okay, sue me.
549
00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:16,070
Are you in any clubs?
550
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,594
No, are you?
551
00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,728
No, I have friends. Okay, so
you know
552
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,425
how like people think squirrels
are dumb
553
00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:25,123
because they run out of the
street and stuff?
554
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:26,602
Yeah.
555
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:27,908
I read an article one time and
said like
556
00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:29,823
squirrels are actually really
smart
557
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:32,391
because the way you measure
intelligence is by how
558
00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:33,696
well an animal can adapt to
559
00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,785
their surroundings, you know
what I mean?
560
00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:40,442
Was that pointed?
561
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,009
What, you think I'm
dumb because I'm having
562
00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,271
a tough time at College?
563
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:46,144
No, I think you think
other people just turn
564
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,710
their brain off when they get
here?
565
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:50,148
Yeah, that's literally exactly
what I think.
566
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,062
Like that's a perfect way of
putting it.
567
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:53,673
I'm trying to tell you that's
not turning
568
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,892
your brain off like that is
being intelligent.
569
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:58,504
Okay well, I disagree with you
because you said it's how
570
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,289
well they adapt and make use of
the place they're in,
571
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,117
and what I'm telling you is
that people aren't
572
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,337
taking advantage of the place
that they're in.
573
00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:06,642
What do you mean?
574
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,383
4,000 people go here.
575
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:11,299
4,000 people go to the same
school in the same place.
576
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,301
4,000 people that don't owe you
anything, dude.
577
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,695
You're not constantly being
stiffed by people.
578
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,958
Okay, awesome, great. Got it.
579
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:19,873
Like, I don't owe you anything.
580
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,657
I don't owe you my time.
581
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,355
I don't think you do.
582
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,444
But I still want to hang out
with you,
583
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:30,666
like I'm down to hang out with
you tonight.
584
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:33,278
Yeah, I'm like, really fun to
be around.
585
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,978
I'm fun to be around too,
586
00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,588
I'm really fun to be around.
587
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,982
I don't know dude, you say you
don't have any friends.
588
00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:44,114
Yeah, because everybody fucking
sucks here.
589
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:47,117
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
I forgot that.
590
00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:50,120
What I'm saying is like college
is and
591
00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:52,558
like it should be the most
selfish time in your life.
592
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,950
Like the agenda here is not to
593
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,126
learn how to be a great friend.
594
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,216
Okay, what is the agenda?
595
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,522
Figure out who you are?
596
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:02,307
Actually it is.
597
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,570
Whatever, look watch this
comeback.
598
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,746
Yeah, I want other people to
help me in that.
599
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,531
Like I want other people to be
a part of my identity.
600
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,968
I think it's about like,
figuring out who you are
601
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,406
separate from other people and
like taking care of yourself.
602
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,929
Yeah, I just don't like college.
603
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,975
I agree with you,
604
00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,325
but can you agree with me that
maybe
605
00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:21,978
we can add to that agenda,
606
00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:25,373
like learning how to better
look after each other.
607
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:29,334
Hey, you guys want to play with
the Great Bambino?
608
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,248
Any interest?
609
00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:31,249
Should I tell him we're busy?
610
00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:32,598
Why, what do you mean?
611
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:33,990
To bury Pete.
612
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,992
We can do it after softball.
613
00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:37,342
Tons of interest.
614
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,800
One, two, three, Wolves.
615
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,281
Hey, y'all ready yet?
616
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,326
Yeah, we're ready, punks!
617
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:07,589
Yeah, we got a new pitcher, so
it's about to be a comeback.
618
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:08,503
You're pitching?
619
00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,867
- Fuck.
- Oh my God.
620
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,348
Shit, oh my God.
621
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:28,828
Are you okay?
622
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,308
You suck at pitching.
623
00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:31,874
Yeah, Where did it hit?
624
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,833
My calf. You are so bad at
pitching.
625
00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:35,835
I know, I'm so sorry. Wait
guys, do we have ice?
626
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,445
Yeah. Go get some.
627
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:38,446
No, it's okay. No, I don't need
ice. I'm all right.
628
00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:39,926
Are you sure?
629
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:40,622
I'm all right. Yeah I know, he
sucks and pitching.
630
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,102
It wasn't hard.
631
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:48,891
Fuck, ow. It is not as not a
softball. It's a hardball.
632
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:53,026
Dude, I'm so sorry.
633
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,375
It's okay, It's
fine, I'm okay.
634
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,683
I've like, I really truly have
never been so sorry.
635
00:38:57,813 --> 00:38:59,685
Oh my God, stop apologizing.
636
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,339
You keep apologizing, then
you're going to be sorry.
637
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,079
Because I'm going to knock your
block off.
638
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,647
Protruding, Is that the word?
639
00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,606
Why don't we just get you ice,
640
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:09,695
like let's go to Burt's off
campus.
641
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:11,349
We can get our lunch there.
642
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:12,828
It's such a waste of money.
It's fine. It's really fine.
643
00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,656
Okay. We can just walk there.
It's like super close.
644
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,831
Okay, all right.
645
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,878
If it gets out to here,
if it swells.
646
00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,488
If it get down to here?
647
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:23,099
Yeah, like if it swells out
that far, then we'll go.
648
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,144
Okay, how about here?
649
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:25,145
Okay.
650
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:26,059
Okay.
651
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,103
Okay.
652
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,109
Am I the first person
653
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,329
you've had sex with at college?
654
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:40,247
We didn't really have sex.
655
00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:47,559
Okay, am I first person you've
kissed naked at college?
656
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:52,041
Yeah, yes.
657
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,652
And you're the second person
658
00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,394
that I've kissed naked
in my life.
659
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,744
I had a girlfriend in high
school,
660
00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:01,399
and we dated for like three
years.
661
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:05,707
What happened? Did you break up
because of college?
662
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,535
Yeah.
663
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:12,192
I had a boyfriend
in high school also.
664
00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:15,325
There's just like senior year.
665
00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:19,242
Did you break up for college?
Like because the distance?
666
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:24,378
No, we broke up because I kept
cheating on him.
667
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:38,436
Yeah, I feel like that'll do it
for most high school
relationships.
668
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,962
Excuse me. I'm going to have to
669
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,878
ask you guys to leave the
softball field.
670
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:50,883
Yeah, when exactly are you
going to have to ask us to do
that sir?
671
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:52,972
Yeah, what time?
672
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,540
Okay, I know it didn't get
swollen out to here,
673
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,977
but I really feel we should.
- No.
674
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:02,982
I don't want to go. I don't want
to go. I don't want to go. Fuck.
675
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,157
Does it hurt?
676
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,593
Yeah, It hurts really bad.
677
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,334
Did it get tight.
678
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:08,770
Okay.
679
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,032
- All right, let's go.
- We should go.
680
00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,381
I generally thought I was, but
I was just like
681
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,862
a fucking asshole to everybody
all the time.
682
00:41:13,993 --> 00:41:15,168
Did you do theater?
683
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:19,564
- Yes. Wait did you do theater?
- Yeah.
684
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,610
Did you ever have the stage
managers that were really
685
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:25,744
weirdly grumpy and jaded and
actually mean.
686
00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:28,094
I actually had really great
stage managers.
687
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:32,446
Okay, cool. Well, I was a stage
manager and I was just
688
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,404
really jealous of the actors
689
00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:36,189
because I always wanted to
audition for the play,
690
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,451
but I never did.
691
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,235
It really wasn't my vibe. So I
never did.
692
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,628
You never auditioned?
693
00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,064
- No.
- Not even once?
694
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:43,501
Not even once.
695
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,416
So you just moved to L.A.
696
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,027
to pursue your dream to become
a star?
697
00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:50,638
No. Oh my god. No.
698
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,293
Wait, sorry. I think I'm getting
a phone call right now.
699
00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:56,992
Sorry. Yeah, this is my sister
700
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,603
and I feel like I should answer
cause she was at a party.
701
00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,821
No go ahead.
702
00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:06,175
Right, sorry. Hello.
703
00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:07,916
Oh, fuck!
704
00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:11,703
Jesse! Margret off the phone, he
is sick.
705
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:12,791
- He's fine!
- You're sick?
706
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:14,880
I'm actually better, Mom.
707
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:16,490
Why'd you call?
Is everything okay.
708
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:19,580
Yeah. Boy. Yes.
709
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,628
Are you drunk right now?
710
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,847
- No.
- Yes.
711
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:28,328
Alright. dork, well is that why
you called, to show me that
you're drunk?
712
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:31,636
- No, you all are haters.
- Yes.
713
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,725
I'm not a hater. I think it's
great you drink. I just can't
talk right now.
714
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,553
I'm a hater, she's 15,
715
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,076
she doesn't need to be drinking
already.
716
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:38,294
Okay guys, it's so late there,
717
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,339
you all go to sleep, I gotta go.
718
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:42,603
Dallas doesn't sleep, boy.
719
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:44,823
Oh my god, help me.
Are you outside,
720
00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:46,607
because you should be inside
getting rest.
721
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:47,869
You should be inside getting
rest.
722
00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,828
Mom. I'm not sick,
723
00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,177
I'm with a friend, guys.
724
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,961
That was allergies earlier I
think.
725
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,573
I'm fine. But I have to go.
726
00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:58,445
Who are you with, are you with
a girl?
727
00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:01,100
Help me. Good bye.
728
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:05,365
I'm so sorry that you had to
see that.
729
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:06,235
No.
730
00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:07,454
I loved it.
731
00:43:07,497 --> 00:43:08,760
They're a lot.
732
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,892
It seems like you guys are
really close.
733
00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:13,112
Yes.
734
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:23,078
Yeah. Well, we go way back.
735
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:29,302
I feel like I learned a ton
about you from that.
736
00:43:29,345 --> 00:43:30,695
Like what?
737
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:32,784
I don't know. You have a really
cute sister and
738
00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:36,309
your mom is, like such a mom.
739
00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:37,092
She is such a mom.
740
00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,224
Yeah.
741
00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,922
She really leans in the mom
stuff.
742
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:43,621
She gives lots of hugs.
743
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:48,626
What about your dad, does he
give a lot of hugs?
744
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:56,764
He used to, but my dad passed
away. He died.
745
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,071
I'm sorry.
746
00:43:59,114 --> 00:44:00,725
It's fine.
747
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,119
Has that like really affected
you?
748
00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:05,512
My dad dying?
749
00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:11,474
I'm so sorry. I just mean,
750
00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:14,652
how has it really affected you
I guess?
751
00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:21,441
I don't know. This is going to
sound weird,
752
00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:25,663
but I really don't think it's
affected me that much.
753
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,669
I obviously miss having him
around,
754
00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:35,977
but I don't know,
755
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:40,678
everything was and everything
has been okay.
756
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:46,553
I don't know. Three months
before he died,
757
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:47,946
he wrote me and my sister
758
00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:50,992
this letter and at the end of
the letter,
759
00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,648
it said that our names will
forever be carved into
760
00:44:54,779 --> 00:45:01,699
his heart and that just like
really I don't know.
761
00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:04,832
Wow, he wrote that.
762
00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:08,227
Yeah. I know, right.
763
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:12,666
Oh, fuck dude.
764
00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,842
- Oh shit.
- It's closed.
765
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:17,976
Oh, my god. Wait. No, I
thought it was supposed to be
open 24 hours.
766
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:21,370
Yeah, so did I, what are we
going to do for ice?
767
00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:25,418
Do you think this thing is cold.
768
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:26,898
Seven stories?
769
00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:27,986
Okay.
770
00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,727
Okay, Jeff.
771
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:33,818
What are your parents like?
772
00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:38,823
They're fine, just like parents.
773
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:41,042
That's super boring.
774
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,740
I know, they they suck.
775
00:45:43,044 --> 00:45:45,046
I just felt like you just said
your dad is dead,
776
00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:48,441
so I didn't want to complain
about my parents?
777
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:55,753
Why do they suck.
778
00:45:57,972 --> 00:46:00,670
My dad's, like a loser and my
779
00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:03,021
mom's, like really cold and
distant because she
780
00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:05,153
chose such a fucking asshole to
781
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:08,287
be the father of her children,
I think.
782
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:11,769
Are they divorced?
783
00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:14,772
Oh yeah. Oh yeah,
they're divorced.
784
00:46:15,033 --> 00:46:16,774
They got divorced when I was in
first grade
785
00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:22,083
and my mom's, like dating a guy
named Bruce Now.
786
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,781
Do you like Bruce?
787
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,434
I don't know Bruce.
788
00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:26,827
He seems fine. I don't know,
he's kind of weird.
789
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,786
I just met him, like one time,
though.
790
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,789
Do you have a relationship with
your dad?
791
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,793
I haven't spoken to him since I
was 15.
792
00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:36,794
What?
793
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,056
Yeah.
794
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:39,840
Oh my god, what?
795
00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:40,928
Yeah.
796
00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:42,712
My sister and I told
797
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:44,802
him we hated him and we never
want to
798
00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:49,110
talk to him again and he just
listened to that.
799
00:46:51,504 --> 00:46:56,552
He, like actually got remarried
two years ago and
800
00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:59,512
didn't invite us to the wedding
801
00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:01,340
and, like this is a really big
wedding and
802
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:02,732
all my aunts and uncles
803
00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,822
like and grandparents and
stuff were there.
804
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:10,088
That's super mature.
805
00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:11,350
Yeah. That's I mean,
806
00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:14,832
he's just, like a fuckin' loser.
807
00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:20,402
Does it make you more sad or
more angry?
808
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:24,493
What?
809
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:27,366
Like, your dad being,
810
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:33,851
does your shitty dad make you
more sad or more angry?
811
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:42,947
I don't know. I guess neither
honestly.
812
00:47:42,990 --> 00:47:44,687
It's just been bad with him for
so long,
813
00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:47,125
that I don't feel a lot about
it.
814
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,779
I don't feel angry or sad or
anything.
815
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:55,046
Sometimes I feel sad on his
behalf.
816
00:47:55,176 --> 00:47:58,223
It's so sad that he doesn't.
817
00:47:58,353 --> 00:48:00,790
I don't know, maybe this sounds
conceited,
818
00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:03,054
but my sister and I grew up to
be like
819
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:07,188
such cool people and he doesn't
get to know that,
820
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:12,672
it's sad for him. It's shitty.
821
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:15,153
- Wow, I almost killed that guy.
- Yeah.
822
00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:17,024
That would have been his fault
totally though.
823
00:48:17,068 --> 00:48:20,680
Yeah, right. He didn't have the
white pedestrian light.
824
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,987
White pedestrian light?
825
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,206
You mean the green pedestrian
light?
826
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,165
I'm talking about the person.
827
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:30,908
Yeah. The person's green, right?
828
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,608
I think he's white.
829
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:38,176
Jeff, I'm pretty sure.
830
00:48:38,219 --> 00:48:40,830
It's green, like the red hand,
831
00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:44,312
so that would mean the person's
green.
832
00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:46,619
You all are both colorblind.
833
00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:48,186
It's absolutely white.
834
00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:49,665
Well, I'm actually colorblind,
835
00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:50,710
but she thinks it's green too.
836
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,625
I'm actually colorblind also.
837
00:48:52,668 --> 00:48:54,670
- You're what?
- You're both colorblind.
838
00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:55,933
Yeah.
839
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:57,412
I thought girls can't be color
blind.
840
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,937
Women can be colorblind it's
just 0.3% of them are so.
841
00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:01,895
We're both colorblind?
842
00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:03,244
Yeah, that's crazy.
843
00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:05,029
That Is crazy. have you guys
heard of
844
00:49:05,072 --> 00:49:08,728
those glasses like cures,
845
00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:12,384
with the videos, are they
expensive?
846
00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:13,211
Yeah.
847
00:49:13,254 --> 00:49:15,039
I don't know. I feel
848
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:16,257
like I would never want to wear
them because then I
849
00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:19,913
have to take them off and reckon
without them.
850
00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:23,699
I want to try it at least once
and have that experience.
851
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:24,700
- That's crazy that you're
colorblind.
- Yeah.
852
00:49:24,744 --> 00:49:27,268
Are you allergic to peanuts?
853
00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,053
No. Wait why?
854
00:49:29,096 --> 00:49:30,315
I'm just checking.
855
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:32,056
I'm allergic to gluten.
856
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,709
Really? That's, like a bad one.
857
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,233
Yeah, tell me about it.
858
00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:37,713
You're colorblind and allergic
to peanuts?
859
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:39,280
Yes.
860
00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:42,849
I wouldn't survive a day in the
before Christ days.
861
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:44,242
No, you would've been fine,
862
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:47,288
you just would have had to find
a good partner.
863
00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:50,335
Don't look at me. I'm
colorblind.
864
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:52,902
I would have been the only
colorblind woman
865
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:54,948
alive in Mesopotamia.
866
00:50:11,747 --> 00:50:14,402
Maybe I really should have him
cremated.
867
00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:17,101
So you can keep in your room?
868
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:21,105
I'm down to cremate him, if you
want.
869
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:23,107
I'll go on another adventure.
870
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:30,375
No, I'm just procrastinating.
Okay. Let's do this.
871
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,688
Can you help me?
872
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:41,821
Yeah. Are you okay?
873
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:43,214
It's just weird.
This is so weird.
874
00:50:43,344 --> 00:50:45,738
Yeah, I know it's just so weird,
875
00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,914
burying a dead body is the
weirdest thing ever.
876
00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:50,743
It's so fucking weird
877
00:50:50,786 --> 00:50:52,832
But we can slow down. We don't
have to do it right now.
878
00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:55,617
We can l take our time, I feel
like we are rushing.
879
00:50:59,273 --> 00:51:01,362
Here, let me do this.
880
00:51:01,406 --> 00:51:05,323
What are you doing?
881
00:51:05,366 --> 00:51:07,368
I'm going to take Pete out of
the whole
882
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:13,418
and keep him out, so he's
visible.
883
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,376
It was nice seeing him
884
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,248
before I realize we haven't
looked at him all night.
885
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:19,337
He's been in the shoe box?
886
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,079
Yeah and he is a beautiful
turtle.
887
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:23,863
Thank you.
888
00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:27,084
Did you have something to do
with that?
889
00:51:27,388 --> 00:51:28,563
Yeah. I gave birth to him.
890
00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:36,136
Do you believe in God?
891
00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:42,838
On airplanes, I do .
892
00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:44,013
It's like anytime, I can't
893
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,580
even pretend to have any
control.
894
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,409
Yeah. Yes.
895
00:51:48,453 --> 00:51:51,108
Feel like, when I think about
dying,
896
00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:54,372
I'm just like, see you soon,
big guy.
897
00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:06,123
Yeah. Death sucks, I'm not okay
with it. Death is ass.
898
00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:14,043
I can't believe that
899
00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:16,002
like everything is just going
to vanish.
900
00:52:16,045 --> 00:52:17,438
Yeah.
901
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:31,496
So that's going to vanish for
me to though,
902
00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:34,716
you're not alone in that.
903
00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:48,513
- Maggie?
- Yes.
904
00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:50,210
- Are you okay?
- Mmhmm.
905
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,432
Yeah I'm okay.
906
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:56,477
I'm fine. I'm okay.
I'm all right.
907
00:52:56,521 --> 00:53:00,960
Let's do it,
908
00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,483
I'm ready to do the burial.
Let's do this.
909
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:04,529
Okay. Yes, I totally agree but
can I say,
910
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:06,183
can I throw out an idea?
911
00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:07,619
Go ahead.
912
00:53:07,662 --> 00:53:08,359
Okay. Well, like earlier I was
going to
913
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:09,795
suggest that you say some words
914
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:10,665
and I was thinking at first
that it would
915
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,319
be after you buried him.
916
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:14,800
But now I'm thinking that
doesn't make any sense and you
917
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:18,238
should just say words now,
while he is out.
918
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:20,022
Okay.
919
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:27,204
Let's do it. Can you start and
I'll just close? I'm just going
to close.
920
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:28,161
Yeah.
921
00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:38,476
Pete. I really wish I could have
known you when you
922
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:42,219
were able to move around and
hang out.
923
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,526
I can tell Maggie really likes
you a ton.
924
00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:51,793
So I'm really bummed that we
couldn't be friends.
925
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:55,710
But I'm really really glad that
926
00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:59,932
you were such a great friend to
Maggie for so long.
927
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:03,762
Because she's really awesome
928
00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:06,547
and I feel like you had a lot
to do with that.
929
00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:10,247
So good job.
930
00:54:10,986 --> 00:54:13,989
You did a really good job.
931
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:18,298
Being alive and being a friend.
932
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:28,743
Pete, I have not
933
00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:32,617
dealt with as much tragedy and
loss as Alex has,
934
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:38,275
so my eulogy is going to
fuckin' blow comparatively.
935
00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:44,237
Yeah. I mean, Alex was right,
936
00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:47,762
you were a really good friend
and you were
937
00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:52,376
a really great listener and I
really felt like,
938
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:55,248
I could cut through all the
bullshit with you,
939
00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,555
which was really nice.
940
00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:06,085
I don't know, it's going to
suck.
941
00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:12,178
I know, it's going to suck when
I- I don't know, it's gonna suck
when I-
942
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:39,727
I feel like we're going to
start feeling, hung over.
943
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,512
Should we have like a beer or
something?
944
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,818
Level ourselves out?
945
00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:48,954
Yeah. Sure. I'm not like dying
for Brewski.
946
00:55:49,084 --> 00:55:51,043
But I'll have one,
if you have one.
947
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,964
What about Dos Equises?
948
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:01,270
No, yeah, all beer tastes the
949
00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:05,449
same minus the IPA stuff,
whatever.
950
00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:08,321
Dose of kisses.
951
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:12,238
That's clever.
952
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:28,123
What's up? Not a lot of chuckle
is coming from the audience.
953
00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:32,301
You guys tired?
Y'all hungover?
954
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:33,651
No. You're just not funny.
955
00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:41,485
Oh, you're just not attractive,
so how's that? Yeah, I know.
956
00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,574
I heard a couple of you say it,
957
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:46,968
it's yeah, I'm hung over too.
I'm hung over too.
958
00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:48,970
I was actually
going to wake up and
959
00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:50,537
write some jokes for you all
today,
960
00:56:50,581 --> 00:56:55,150
but instead, I had to clean
shit off my floor.
961
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:59,546
Shit my pants.
962
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:04,943
Too much Schlitz that'll get
you .
963
00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:06,945
Oh my what is this?
964
00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:09,338
Open mic and muffins,
965
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:13,212
wow. That's an idea.
966
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:25,659
Hey.
967
00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:26,747
Hey.
968
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,793
Can you hand me my shirt?
969
00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:29,533
Yeah.
970
00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:36,409
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
971
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:37,932
I'll turn around.
972
00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:49,727
Hey, do you know that you talk
in your sleep?
973
00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:51,511
What?
974
00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:52,773
Are you dressed? Can I turn
around?
975
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:59,606
- Yeah.
- You talk in your sleep.
976
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:02,348
Last night, in the middle of
the night I woke up to a
977
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,655
noise and it was you,
978
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:06,787
you had a blanket right
here and you were
979
00:58:06,831 --> 00:58:08,833
holding it really tight and
you're like,
980
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:11,139
it's okay and I was like,
981
00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,228
Maggie are you okay?
982
00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:17,450
You're like, yeah I'm totally
fine.
983
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:21,236
It was probably the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.
984
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,502
I don't know, I was really
drunk last night, I guess.
985
00:58:26,111 --> 00:58:28,548
When we fell asleep?
986
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:30,855
Yeah.
987
00:58:30,985 --> 00:58:32,813
I mean, yeah, I guess we
did have a ton of
988
00:58:32,857 --> 00:58:37,426
wine and I am feeling pretty
hung over, right now,
989
00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:42,997
Yeah. Sorry. I have to start my
day and stuff.
990
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,783
Do you mind if I just get
past you?
991
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:46,610
Yeah. I'm blocking you.
992
00:58:46,653 --> 00:58:48,481
Yeah.
993
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:57,838
You're still here.
994
00:58:57,882 --> 00:59:02,539
Yeah. I put my clothes on now.
995
00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:06,107
Sorry. Can I just sip that
water?
996
00:59:06,238 --> 00:59:07,892
Oh your doing it, can I have it
after?
997
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,633
- Sure.
- Thanks.
998
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:16,857
When you were gone, I remembered
999
00:59:16,901 --> 00:59:19,468
an insane dream I had last
night.
1000
00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:24,561
You and I were floating in
space and then we
1001
00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:27,128
saw George Clooney and
1002
00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:29,522
then he asked us how Sandra
Bullock was doing.
1003
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:34,353
That's insane. Let me make my
bed.
1004
00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:35,572
Have you seen that movie?
1005
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,574
No, I haven't.
1006
00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:40,794
It's called "Gravity"
1007
00:59:40,838 --> 00:59:42,840
with Sandra Bullock and George
Clooney.
1008
00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:43,971
Yeah.
1009
00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,843
I think it won a bunch of
Oscars
1010
00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:48,585
like 2014 or something.
1011
00:59:55,026 --> 00:59:57,550
Hey, do you want to go get
1012
00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,378
a breakfast burrito or
something?
1013
00:59:59,508 --> 01:00:01,598
At Tropicana? I haven't been,
1014
01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:04,862
but Sam talks about it a lot
and just be a little walk?
1015
01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,385
Yeah. Sorry. I just like
1016
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,909
that's sounds like a ton to me
right now.
1017
01:00:09,649 --> 01:00:12,347
Okay. I feel like you're really
grumpy right now and
1018
01:00:12,391 --> 01:00:14,306
you want me to leave,
is that correct?
1019
01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:16,656
I'm not really grumpy, I have a
lot to do today,
1020
01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:19,703
so I'm freaking out about that.
So I want to start.
1021
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:21,530
Yeah, I get that.
I understand that.
1022
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,228
That makes sense, I just feel
1023
01:00:23,358 --> 01:00:27,101
like I'm missing something
right now.
1024
01:00:27,145 --> 01:00:29,626
I don't know what you mean.
1025
01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:49,950
I just want to knock on her
door. I don't know.
1026
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:51,212
Well then knock on her door.
1027
01:00:51,343 --> 01:00:52,692
Oh my God Mom, I cant,
1028
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:53,824
That's what I'm trying to tell
you, I can't do that.
1029
01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:55,434
She doesn't want that.
1030
01:00:55,477 --> 01:00:56,914
Okay. Well, I don't know what
you want me to say here.
1031
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,655
Okay. I've shared my thoughts.
1032
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,526
She's your best friend.
1033
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,920
You knock on her door, you say
Emily, I'm sorry I fucked up.
1034
01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:04,399
Okay, bye mum, bye Mom
bye Mom, bye Mom.
1035
01:01:04,443 --> 01:01:06,663
Wait, is Josh involved in this?
1036
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:43,961
Can we be ready?
1037
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:46,267
Yes. I'm so starving.
1038
01:01:46,398 --> 01:01:48,443
Hey, do you have a stopping
point soon?
1039
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,184
No, not yet. Just go without
me, I'm here.
1040
01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,012
Maggie, when is this due?
1041
01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:53,057
Oh my God, soon.
1042
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,841
But what does soon mean?
1043
01:01:54,972 --> 01:01:56,060
Next week.
1044
01:01:56,190 --> 01:01:57,844
Oh, bitch, no.
1045
01:01:57,975 --> 01:01:59,716
- Of course, no.
- No.
1046
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,674
Sorry. I'm just on a roll.
1047
01:02:03,067 --> 01:02:05,286
Guys, this is really important.
1048
01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:06,853
Oh my God.
1049
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:08,507
Excuse me, everyone. My friend
here is on a roll.
1050
01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,117
Eyes forward and keep it down.
1051
01:02:10,248 --> 01:02:12,816
She's on a roll. Sir, I hate to
bother you.
1052
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:14,252
I'm so sorry, sir.
1053
01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:17,081
Do you see my friend over here?
1054
01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:21,172
I'm so sorry to bother you.
She's on a roll and this is very
distracting.
1055
01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:22,347
My knees.
1056
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:23,783
Yeah, it's distracting her.
1057
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,176
It's really loud,
because she's on a roll.
1058
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,699
You're the worst people in the
whole world.
1059
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,179
What's up, dick cheese.
1060
01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:28,962
Hey.
1061
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,708
Where did you sleep last night?
1062
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:40,757
I actually slept in this girl's
room.
1063
01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:45,022
Oh, pussy boy. Great.
1064
01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:49,635
Are you about to smoke a
cigarette?
1065
01:02:49,678 --> 01:02:51,724
Can you not be a bitch?
1066
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,771
Juul's charging. I need
something.
1067
01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:59,776
Okay. What if you and I get
high together instead?
1068
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,041
You want to smoke weed with me?
1069
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,783
Yeah, smoke weed.
1070
01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:10,874
Fine.
1071
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,442
Shit.
1072
01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:15,313
Sorry, this is going to sound
weird,
1073
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:18,142
but could you light it for me?
1074
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:21,058
Yeah. I didn't know you've
never smoked weed before.
1075
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:24,191
No I have, but in high school I
did some but
1076
01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:26,803
my girlfriend would always
light it for
1077
01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:29,370
me because I always burned my
thumb.
1078
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:30,763
Oh, yeah.
1079
01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:32,156
Yeah, that's the gayest thing
I've heard.
1080
01:03:32,286 --> 01:03:34,332
Go for it.
1081
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:38,379
She made me feel like such a
weirdo for asking to go get
breakfast burritos.
1082
01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:42,079
I've been there.
1083
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,732
When?
1084
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:45,169
Huh?
1085
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,085
You said been there. When have
you been there?
1086
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,564
No, no, no, no, no.
1087
01:03:49,608 --> 01:03:53,568
It's just like, "Damn, man,
I've been there.".
1088
01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,573
I don't, wait what?
1089
01:04:00,662 --> 01:04:08,105
I mean, I haven't actually been
there, but I was just for you,
it's like, been there.
1090
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,150
But you haven't actually been
there?
1091
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:12,109
I'm here for you.
1092
01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:19,943
There another party tonight.
1093
01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:23,207
Where? Diary Velma house?
1094
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:28,255
No. Basketball house or where
the basketball team lives.
1095
01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:31,389
I don't think I'm up for
another party tonight.
1096
01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:36,133
Are you, after last night
when you shit your pants?
1097
01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:40,441
I mean, like. I just need to
hydrate,
1098
01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:44,750
take a nap and I'll probably
just jerk off,
1099
01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:45,882
smoke more, I'll be ready.
1100
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,840
How do you always know about
all the parties?
1101
01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:50,190
The senior water polo guys
1102
01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:51,800
have a document called the
parties
1103
01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:53,237
schedule and they put it in our
group text.
1104
01:04:58,633 --> 01:04:59,069
Yeah.
1105
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,291
But yeah, this one's saying
that you got
1106
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:08,165
to wear a wig to the party.
1107
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:15,999
This one, it says that you have
to wear a wig.
1108
01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:19,002
We have to wear wigs?
1109
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:23,484
If I send someone a message on
1110
01:05:23,528 --> 01:05:25,008
Insta, can I see if they've
seen it?
1111
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,619
Yeah, it will say "seen".
1112
01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:30,883
What?
1113
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:31,797
Shit.
1114
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,843
Let me see that? Oh, my God.
1115
01:05:34,887 --> 01:05:38,804
Dude, you sent her so many
messages?
1116
01:05:38,847 --> 01:05:39,848
Yeah.
1117
01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:41,111
What?
1118
01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:42,329
It's not like we're in middle
school,
1119
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:45,071
we don't play games or to be
elusive?
1120
01:05:45,115 --> 01:05:47,204
Were the first eight flags not
right enough,
1121
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:49,684
you just want to set a brighter
one?
1122
01:05:51,121 --> 01:05:52,426
That's her right there. That's
right there.
1123
01:05:52,557 --> 01:05:54,037
She's going to get a wig. She's
going to go a wig.
1124
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:54,733
What? So?
1125
01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:56,256
We go this way.
1126
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,000
I'll be right here.
1127
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:02,523
Hey, what's going on?
1128
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:04,873
Oh, we don't need any help.
Thank you.
1129
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:06,049
Oh, no, we don't work here.
1130
01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:08,877
Yeah. We go to school with
you-all.
1131
01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:10,488
Oh, hey. Do you guys sell water
bottles?
1132
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:11,750
We don't work here.
1133
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,970
Yeah. I mean, I sell Juulpods
but that's all.
1134
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:15,406
Yeah. We don't work here.
1135
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,407
We go to school with you-all.
Maggie.
1136
01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:17,321
Hey.
1137
01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:18,975
You guys know each other?
1138
01:06:19,236 --> 01:06:20,889
No. We all go to school
together.
1139
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:25,677
He already said that.
Okay. See you.
1140
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,156
That's great.
1141
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,984
Yeah.
1142
01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:31,639
Yikes. That was horrible.
1143
01:06:31,683 --> 01:06:32,423
Yeah.
1144
01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,468
That was so bad.
1145
01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:37,645
My heart just like dropped out
of my butt-hole just now.
1146
01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:39,169
Wait, your heart what?
1147
01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:40,387
Why is she playing games?
1148
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:41,823
She's like playing games with
me.
1149
01:06:41,954 --> 01:06:43,608
I mean, it doesn't seem like
she's playing games.
1150
01:06:43,738 --> 01:06:47,264
It just seems more like she
doesn't want to talk to you.
1151
01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:51,181
Are you sure that was the girl?
1152
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:53,574
Yeah, that was the girl.
1153
01:06:53,705 --> 01:06:56,099
Well, she's weird. It just
seems like she
1154
01:06:56,142 --> 01:06:58,927
didn't know that you existed.
1155
01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:04,411
I mean, you know, shit gets
dark sometimes. Do you have
good vision?
1156
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:08,111
I'm ready for a night. I'm
fucking ready.
1157
01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:10,113
I'm kinda nervous. I feel like I
want to see
1158
01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:12,463
Maggie and I'm going to act
super dumb.
1159
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:13,768
Oh, dude.
1160
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:16,293
You got to stop that shit, man.
1161
01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:18,556
Honestly, look at me,
1162
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:20,036
just get her out of your head.
1163
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:21,515
Don't even think about it.
1164
01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:24,562
You don't talk to her.
That's the move.
1165
01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:27,826
You talk to other girls and
then she sees that you're
1166
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,525
not the little bitch that you
always claim that you are.
1167
01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:33,092
I never claim that I was.
1168
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:35,138
Yeah, you do, you do, man.
Come on.
1169
01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:37,227
Don't talk to her tonight, okay?
1170
01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,794
Amp up, what are you going to
do? What are you going to do
tonight?
1171
01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,144
Not talk to Maggie.
1172
01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:44,190
Not talk to Maggie.
Not talk to Maggie.
1173
01:07:44,234 --> 01:07:46,018
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.
1174
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,889
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.
1175
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,369
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.
1176
01:07:51,589 --> 01:07:54,113
- Can I come in yet? - No, you got to stay out there for a few more minutes.
1177
01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:54,635
You know what, fuck you too,
bro.
1178
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:01,207
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1179
01:08:01,338 --> 01:08:02,600
- What's up?
- My guys.
1180
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:03,992
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
1181
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,472
Where y'all goin'?
1182
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:07,083
We're going into the party,
Basketball House.
1183
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,172
It's not an open party.
1184
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,999
Yeah.
1185
01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:12,566
We have wigs on. Yeah.
1186
01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:15,569
I can see that, but neither of
you have tits,
1187
01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:18,703
so you're going to have to know
someone on their team.
1188
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:21,836
Yeah. No other house has
that rule, man.
1189
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,795
I understand that. I get what
you're saying, but see,
1190
01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,362
Basketball House is a little
different,
1191
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,232
and if you don't know anybody.
1192
01:08:26,363 --> 01:08:27,886
Oh, we know Jay.
1193
01:08:28,016 --> 01:08:30,193
You know Jay?
1194
01:08:30,236 --> 01:08:31,455
Yeah.
1195
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:32,369
Yeah.
1196
01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:33,239
You know Jay?
1197
01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:34,588
He's in the basketball team.
1198
01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:36,199
Big guy, tall.
1199
01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:37,504
Tall Jay.
1200
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,115
It's all good, man. Go ahead
and go have fun.
1201
01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:41,378
It's a good night, you know
what I mean?
1202
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:42,640
Everybody's having fun.
1203
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:45,295
Not me, clearly.
1204
01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:48,907
Oh, wow. You need to outdo
party animals.
1205
01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,126
Yeah.
Yeah.
1206
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:51,605
You too. I got to look out for
you, guys.
1207
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,258
Yeah. Yeah.
1208
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:55,087
I can't believe we got in.
1209
01:08:55,218 --> 01:08:57,872
Yeah, man. Fuck that
bouncer. Here, take this.
1210
01:08:57,916 --> 01:09:00,266
Oh, no. I'm good. I've had way
too much.
1211
01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:01,920
Okay. One to grow on.
1212
01:09:02,050 --> 01:09:02,486
Oh my God.
1213
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:07,621
Oh my God.
1214
01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:09,275
Good news, I haven't seen
Maggie,
1215
01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:11,147
- What?
- I haven't seen Maggie.
1216
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:14,759
Oh, dude. I said I have not. I
have not.
1217
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:15,977
But you brought her up, man.
1218
01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:18,066
You've got to get her out of
your head.
1219
01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,898
Where is your water polo team?
1220
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:25,509
Fuck the water polo team.
1221
01:09:25,639 --> 01:09:27,424
Now, look at me.
1222
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:31,471
Tonight, you and I, we're making
new friends, okay?
1223
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:35,867
By new friends, I mean fucking
girls and by
1224
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:40,132
make I mean we're going to have
sex with them, man.
1225
01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,916
Let's get outside the comfort
zone.
1226
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,484
Maggie is outside of my comfort
zone though.
1227
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:46,704
No. She's inside the comfort
zone.
1228
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:48,227
You're talking with her snugly.
1229
01:09:48,532 --> 01:09:51,143
You were talking with her all
last night, weren't you?
1230
01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,449
No, we don't need that.
1231
01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:54,451
Look around you. Look at this.
1232
01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:57,193
Look at the plethora of pussy.
Okay?
1233
01:09:57,715 --> 01:09:59,934
Who do you got?
Who are you picking?
1234
01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:03,503
Actually, I know that girl from
the other night.
1235
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:05,462
I'm talking to that girl.
1236
01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:06,985
All right? Ready?
1237
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:13,948
Break!
1238
01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:15,254
Julia.
1239
01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,865
Alex from the softball game,
right?
1240
01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:19,215
Yeah.
1241
01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:22,043
Hi. I'm being antisocial here,
but my friends,
1242
01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:23,262
Carolina and Garrett from
softball,
1243
01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:24,785
actually, they're not here yet,
1244
01:10:24,829 --> 01:10:27,092
so I just don't know what to do
with myself.
1245
01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:30,095
I don't know what to do with
myself. I don't know.
1246
01:10:30,138 --> 01:10:31,531
- That's ideal.
- Yes. Yeah.
1247
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:33,316
How's Maggie's leg?
1248
01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:35,535
Oh, it's good.
1249
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:36,797
I think it's okay.
1250
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:39,322
I don't know.
That was a while ago.
1251
01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:41,324
Yeah, you hit her super hard,
1252
01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:43,413
but it was like she
barely felt it.
1253
01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:46,546
I know, she's super tough.
1254
01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:49,375
I mean ya'll are so cute
together.
1255
01:10:49,506 --> 01:10:52,857
Oh, no, we're not together.
1256
01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:56,382
We're not. We're just friends.
We're not friends.
1257
01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:58,732
So who are you with tonight?
1258
01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:03,824
I'm hoping you, Caroline, and
Garrett.
1259
01:11:03,955 --> 01:11:06,523
Yeah.
1260
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:07,698
- Really?
- Yeah.
1261
01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:10,440
No.
1262
01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:46,449
Hey, get a room you two.
1263
01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:48,102
Hey, what the fuck man?
1264
01:12:48,233 --> 01:12:51,192
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
1265
01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:56,328
I thought I thought
you two were my friends,
1266
01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:58,765
and I was going to
try to be funny.
1267
01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:01,377
I don't think your two friends
will find that funny at all.
1268
01:13:01,855 --> 01:13:03,379
Yeah. That wasn't funny.
1269
01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:05,381
Yeah. That wasn't funny at all.
1270
01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:07,165
I'm sorry. That's my bad.
1271
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:09,733
It's cool. Who do you know from
the basketball team?
1272
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:11,387
- What's that?
-I said who do you know from the
team here?
1273
01:13:11,604 --> 01:13:18,394
Oh, I know Jay. Yeah.
1274
01:13:20,091 --> 01:13:23,442
Yeah. I'm Jay.
1275
01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:28,316
Yeah. You're literally talking
to Jay right now, dumb ass.
1276
01:13:30,362 --> 01:13:36,237
What? I haven't seen you in so
long.
1277
01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:37,717
Matt, get Charlie.
1278
01:13:37,761 --> 01:13:39,719
Jay, it's me, Alex.
1279
01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,112
Oh, you're the guy who's
leaving.
1280
01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:43,419
That was a good one.
1281
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,682
- I'm going to
give you that one.
- Let go.
1282
01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:47,988
Let go, dude.
1283
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:52,428
Fucking freshman bouncer bitch.
1284
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:55,343
All right, man. Walk safe, man.
Get back to your dorm.
1285
01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:56,693
All right, walk safe, man.
1286
01:13:56,736 --> 01:14:00,392
Go back to your dorm.
That was you.
1287
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:01,828
How much playing time are you
1288
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:05,441
getting on the basketball team?
1289
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:08,531
I feel like it's not a time
because Coach probably
1290
01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:12,622
thinks you're too small.
1291
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:14,798
Hey, have a good night. Have a
good night, bro.
1292
01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:17,322
You know who you remind me of?
You remind me of
one of those kids in
1293
01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:18,976
high school whose parents would
always tell
1294
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:20,804
the Coach to play them more.
1295
01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:21,761
Good one.
1296
01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,067
That was you, huh?
1297
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,329
You're killing it, tonight.
1298
01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:25,765
This is my impression of you.
1299
01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:28,289
I'm gonna do
an impression of you.
1300
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:31,945
Hey, Coach, can I come
into the game?
1301
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:34,557
I'll make sure the bench is
warm for Jay.
1302
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,515
What's that, Jay?
1303
01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:37,473
You want me to
make sure that no one
1304
01:14:37,734 --> 01:14:39,039
comes inside your party?
1305
01:14:44,175 --> 01:14:45,742
That was good.
1306
01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,526
Yeah.
1307
01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:52,357
Do you want to again in ten it?
1308
01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:55,578
Do I want to again in ten it?
1309
01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:59,495
Yeah, like have sex again in
ten minutes.
1310
01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:25,825
Hey.
1311
01:15:25,869 --> 01:15:27,566
Oh, shit, what up?
1312
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:29,481
What the fuck?
1313
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:32,005
Dang, bro is this your room?
1314
01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:33,572
No, is this not your room?
1315
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:37,533
Yeah, this is my room. Yeah,
this is my room. Get out.
1316
01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:40,274
For sure bro. For sure.
1317
01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:43,451
Oh, fuck.
1318
01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:44,627
Are you guys like dating?
1319
01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:46,280
- No.
- No, we're no.
1320
01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:48,500
We're just like friends and I
want to talk to my friend in
my room.
1321
01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:50,502
So if you could just get out.
Get the fuck out.
1322
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:55,028
For sure bro. For sure man.
Jeez man.
1323
01:15:55,072 --> 01:15:56,508
Get out.
1324
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:57,901
All right dude, jeez.
1325
01:16:04,429 --> 01:16:05,691
What the fuck are you doing?
1326
01:16:05,822 --> 01:16:07,127
What the fuck are doing?
1327
01:16:07,258 --> 01:16:08,868
You've just fucked
this dude in here?
1328
01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:10,130
That's none of your business.
1329
01:16:10,174 --> 01:16:11,871
I'm going to leave and if you
follow me,
1330
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:14,047
I'm going to kick your ass.
I'm serious.
1331
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:15,527
What?
1332
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:16,833
Don't follow me.
1333
01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,095
Maggie, what's
going on right now?
1334
01:16:18,225 --> 01:16:19,575
Nothing is going on.
1335
01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:21,664
I thought you and I were having
a thing outside.
1336
01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:24,623
I was like crushing college in
there.
1337
01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:27,365
Oh my god. Okay. Yes, you seem
like you were having fun.
1338
01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:28,496
What do you want to say, dude?
1339
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:29,976
Like congrats on crushing
college?
1340
01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:31,891
No, I was just like
doing that for you.
1341
01:16:31,935 --> 01:16:34,111
- What?
- Like I was putting on a show
for you.
1342
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:35,721
I was like trying to get your
attention.
1343
01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:37,375
Don't do that. I don't want you
to do that.
1344
01:16:37,505 --> 01:16:39,116
That doesn't make any sense.
1345
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:42,467
You got me a drink and you told
to keep ramping up.
1346
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:43,773
You were flirting with me.
1347
01:16:43,903 --> 01:16:45,557
We were making eye contact.
1348
01:16:45,688 --> 01:16:47,385
We were having a peak moment
and you just fucking
1349
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,952
disappeared to like fuck a dude.
1350
01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:50,606
Okay. You we're having a peak
moment.
1351
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,564
I was just at a fucking party
and I brought
1352
01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:55,175
you a drink and then I went
back to what I was doing.
1353
01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:58,352
Why do you want to just go back
to what you were doing?
1354
01:16:58,483 --> 01:16:59,963
What do you mean?
1355
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:02,443
Why are you acting like last
night didn't fucking happen?
1356
01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:04,576
Why were you so mean to me
today at the store?
1357
01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:06,752
Why did you introduce me to
your fucking friends?
1358
01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:09,015
Why did save like 9,000 fucking
Instagram messages?
1359
01:17:09,146 --> 01:17:10,974
Why are you acting like a
creepy fucking psycho?
1360
01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:12,889
Because I like you.
1361
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:14,412
I like you a lot.
1362
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,632
I had a really good
night with you.
1363
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:19,809
And I want to continue
to talk to you.
1364
01:17:19,939 --> 01:17:21,549
Like did you not have a good
night last night?
1365
01:17:21,593 --> 01:17:22,638
I did. I had a great
night last night.
1366
01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:24,640
Now, I'm trying to have another
great night.
1367
01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:26,903
What?
1368
01:17:26,946 --> 01:17:29,470
- What?
- Oh my god, dude.
You're so mean.
1369
01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:31,951
You're so mean. You're awful.
1370
01:17:31,995 --> 01:17:33,823
- I'm awful?
- Yes.
1371
01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:34,911
What? Oh, my god. Did you think
we were going to
1372
01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:37,565
date because of one night?
1373
01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:38,654
No.
1374
01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:40,481
I don't want to wake up and get
1375
01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:42,658
breakfast burritos with you
dude. I don't want that.
1376
01:17:42,919 --> 01:17:44,660
Yeah. You've made that
abundantly clear.
1377
01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:48,664
But I care about you
after last night.
1378
01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:50,753
I care about you after last
night and you
1379
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:52,624
can't just pretend
like I don't exist.
1380
01:17:52,755 --> 01:17:54,191
Actually, I can do anything
that I want.
1381
01:17:54,234 --> 01:17:55,235
I don't owe you anything.
1382
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:56,846
I don't owe you a text,
1383
01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:57,934
about like, oh, hey, I had a
great night last night.
1384
01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,239
- Maggie stop.
- What?
1385
01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:00,588
- Stop.
- What?
1386
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:01,894
Just like talk to me,
please. Just like talk to me.
1387
01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:03,069
I'm talking to you.
1388
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:04,462
But it feels like you're not.
Just come
1389
01:18:04,505 --> 01:18:06,420
outside of yourself for two
fucking seconds.
1390
01:18:06,464 --> 01:18:08,466
Care about somebody other than
yourself for two seconds.
1391
01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:09,685
You need to grow up.
1392
01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:10,686
Why is that so fucking hard for
you?
1393
01:18:10,947 --> 01:18:12,122
You need to grow the fuck up.
1394
01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:12,818
No, you need to grow up. You
need to grow.
1395
01:18:12,862 --> 01:18:14,428
I am. I've been.
1396
01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:17,344
Your like the girl from 13
going on 30.
1397
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,653
Jennifer Garner?
1398
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:23,394
No, I'm talking about the movie
13 going on 30.
1399
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,004
There's like the girl would
like the little house.
1400
01:18:25,048 --> 01:18:26,440
Yeah. That's Jennifer Garner.
1401
01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:28,442
You're talking about Jennifer
Garner right now?
1402
01:18:28,573 --> 01:18:30,183
She was awesome in that movie.
1403
01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:31,663
What are you talking about?
1404
01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:33,143
Okay. I'm just trying to stay
like the premise of
1405
01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:34,274
that movie is that there's this
13-year-old girl.
1406
01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:35,580
Friends.
1407
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,364
Hi, this is my room, man. Can
you leave?
1408
01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:40,019
Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
1409
01:18:40,063 --> 01:18:41,368
I'm so sorry.
1410
01:18:41,412 --> 01:18:43,719
I'm gonna take off.
1411
01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:49,986
What?
1412
01:18:50,029 --> 01:18:52,031
I see what you're doing.
1413
01:18:52,075 --> 01:18:53,467
What's going on?
1414
01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:57,733
You're fucking crazy.
This is my room.
1415
01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:05,044
I'm high but I'm not
that high.
1416
01:19:05,088 --> 01:19:07,264
What are you talking about?
I wanna laugh.
1417
01:19:07,394 --> 01:19:09,222
I was saying you
1418
01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:11,050
are like the girl Jenny whoever
was playing.
1419
01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:12,225
It's Jennifer Garner.
1420
01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,618
- Okay.
- Jennifer Garner, is her name.
1421
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:15,141
Okay. The girl that made a wish
that
1422
01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:16,403
she could be older and then
1423
01:19:16,534 --> 01:19:17,796
she woke up with a body of a 30
year old.
1424
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:18,666
But you she didn't know how to
be an adult
1425
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,059
because she was actually 13.
1426
01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:21,887
I know the plot, Maggie, I'm
aware of the plot.
1427
01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:24,542
I'm trying to say, you are not
actually 13.
1428
01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:25,891
You don't get to just
turn back into
1429
01:19:26,022 --> 01:19:27,110
a teenager when you need a hug
1430
01:19:27,153 --> 01:19:28,720
from your mom to get through
the day.
1431
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,374
You have to just be an adult.
1432
01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:31,636
There's nothing wrong with
getting
1433
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,638
hugs to get you through the day.
1434
01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:36,119
I feel like you're going to cry.
1435
01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:36,946
Are you're going to cry right
now we at the backyard of
1436
01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:38,512
a fucking college wig party?
1437
01:19:38,556 --> 01:19:40,732
There's nothing wrong with that
If I was going to.
1438
01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:41,907
There's something wrong with
that.
1439
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:43,430
It means that you
need to grow up.
1440
01:19:43,474 --> 01:19:44,692
No, you know what it means? It
means my parents were
1441
01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:45,955
good parents who gave me love
and attention.
1442
01:19:46,085 --> 01:19:47,608
Unlike you're miserable,
horrible parents
1443
01:19:47,739 --> 01:19:49,349
who fucked you up so bad you
have to
1444
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,308
have sex with random guys to
make you feel
1445
01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,701
good and wanted and in control.
1446
01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:58,489
Okay. Have fun with
1447
01:19:58,532 --> 01:19:59,751
your stuffed animals tonight
your parents
1448
01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:01,274
did a kick-ass job dude.
1449
01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:03,059
You know what I like my life,
1450
01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:04,495
and I liked it before last
night.
1451
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,149
Just because you feel like
fucking shit about yours,
1452
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,280
doesn't mean that you've get to
make me feel
1453
01:20:07,324 --> 01:20:08,891
bad about who I am, okay?
1454
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:10,936
Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
1455
01:23:27,654 --> 01:23:29,961
Hey, did you or did you
1456
01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:32,137
go outside of your comfort zone
last night?
1457
01:23:34,270 --> 01:23:40,798
Oh, I don't know
if I remember it.
1458
01:23:40,928 --> 01:23:45,411
Wait. Well, I'm trying to get
back at my brain.
1459
01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:49,415
Did we walk home last night?
1460
01:23:49,546 --> 01:23:52,810
No. No, we didn't.
1461
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:54,333
But I came back in and you were
1462
01:23:54,464 --> 01:23:57,032
asleep and then I went over and
I put you on your side.
1463
01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:59,295
I remember you were like,
1464
01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:01,036
"I'm not cuddling bitch ass."
1465
01:24:01,297 --> 01:24:02,646
I was like, "No one said you
were."
1466
01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:04,126
Yeah. I don't remember that.
1467
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:08,130
I don't. I don't remember
anything.
1468
01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:11,176
Jesus Christ, that's so scary.
1469
01:24:11,829 --> 01:24:15,267
I honestly kinda feel a
little bit responsible.
1470
01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:16,268
Why?
1471
01:24:16,312 --> 01:24:17,574
I just didn't say anything after
1472
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:19,750
you probably took 12 shots.
1473
01:24:19,793 --> 01:24:21,099
12? 12 shots?
1474
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:22,231
Yeah. I remember you kept
taking,
1475
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:23,797
you take one shot
and then you take
1476
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,669
another and be like,
"I want to grow on."
1477
01:24:25,799 --> 01:24:29,368
Oh, yeah. Like an extra
birthday candle.
1478
01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:32,241
Yeah. Except it ended up being
like six to grow on.
1479
01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:33,981
God, damn it. I've got to stop
drinking so much.
1480
01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:37,333
What day is it?
1481
01:24:37,376 --> 01:24:38,943
What day? It's Sunday.
1482
01:24:38,986 --> 01:24:45,384
Sunday. God. Well, TGI Sunday
1483
01:24:45,428 --> 01:24:52,435
because this motherfucker is an
alcoholic. Okay.
1484
01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:57,353
Yeah, I'm down for a chill
Sunday.
1485
01:24:57,396 --> 01:24:59,442
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1486
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,793
Do you want to maybe clean up
the room a little bit too?
1487
01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:07,145
Yeah. This place is a
fucking mess.
1488
01:25:07,189 --> 01:25:08,103
Yeah.
1489
01:25:08,407 --> 01:25:09,234
- Let's get to it.
- Let's do it.
1490
01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:11,062
Yeah.
1491
01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,020
You're going to throw up?
You're going to throw up?
1492
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:16,372
I got you. I got you.
1493
01:25:16,415 --> 01:25:17,547
Here we go.
Here we go.
1494
01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:28,601
I don't think I'm going to be
able to
1495
01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:29,689
help you clean up, man.
1496
01:25:29,733 --> 01:25:30,560
- Absolutely.
- No.
1497
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:32,127
- You stay in bed.
- Yeah.
1498
01:25:32,301 --> 01:25:33,998
I'm going to get you some water.
1499
01:25:34,651 --> 01:25:36,131
That would be great.
1500
01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:37,349
I'll get you some and I'll put
some in a red soda cups.
1501
01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:39,046
All right, that will be fire.
Yeah.
1502
01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:44,835
- Thank you.
- Yup.
1503
01:26:11,383 --> 01:26:13,168
Get off.
1504
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:19,435
Clearly.
1505
01:26:22,873 --> 01:26:24,744
Maybe we could give
it to a new turtle.
1506
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,313
Look at you.
1507
01:27:11,661 --> 01:27:12,575
I'm drowning.
1508
01:27:14,490 --> 01:27:16,622
Okay. I'm hungry.
1509
01:27:16,753 --> 01:27:17,623
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
1510
01:27:17,667 --> 01:27:19,234
Oh, my God.
1511
01:27:59,361 --> 01:28:00,492
Alex, dude.
1512
01:28:00,536 --> 01:28:01,580
- Garrett.
- We lost you last night.
1513
01:28:01,754 --> 01:28:03,103
Yeah, I know, but
1514
01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:05,541
the craziest thing happened.
It was, yeah.
1515
01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:06,803
Are you eating here?
1516
01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:09,284
No. Well, I mean,
1517
01:28:09,588 --> 01:28:11,808
I wasn't planning
on eating here.
1518
01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:12,939
I was planning to get it to go,
1519
01:28:12,983 --> 01:28:14,593
but I have time to eat
1520
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,291
here if you want to eat
together, I have time.
1521
01:28:16,595 --> 01:28:17,683
If that's what you're asking.
I'm not
1522
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:18,728
sure if that's what you're
insinuating.
1523
01:28:18,771 --> 01:28:19,859
Alex, my dude.
1524
01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:21,296
- Yeah.
- Sorry. I'll have the mushroom.
1525
01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:22,775
I'm already making it.
You were
1526
01:28:22,819 --> 01:28:23,994
sitting there talking for an
hour.
1527
01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:26,779
For here or to go?
1528
01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:31,306
For here. Thank you.
1529
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:34,091
Definitely pretty.
1530
01:28:34,221 --> 01:28:35,527
- No way,
- Definitely pretty.
1531
01:28:35,571 --> 01:28:36,311
Absolutely not.
1532
01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:37,399
Hey.
1533
01:28:37,703 --> 01:28:38,835
Hey. It's the guy who ditched
us.
1534
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:40,619
Yeah. What happened?
Where were you?
1535
01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:41,838
Okay. What the hell is going
1536
01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:43,274
on? I don't understand why-
1537
01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:45,189
I'm not friends with anybody
named Josh or Emily.
1538
01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,277
Wait, what?
1539
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:47,800
Emily and Josh have never
existed.
1540
01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:50,586
I've never been friends with
anybody named Josh or Emily.
1541
01:28:50,629 --> 01:28:51,935
Every time I've brought them up,
1542
01:28:52,065 --> 01:28:53,806
I've just been talking a lie-
1543
01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:55,330
I'm going to fucking combust
here. I'm getting
you on a plane.
1544
01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,157
No, mom. Mom.
1545
01:28:57,288 --> 01:28:59,769
Yeah. We're going to use Uncle
Tibs miles.
1546
01:28:59,812 --> 01:29:01,292
No, mom.
1547
01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:02,206
Listen. I didn't say that to
make you .
1548
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:03,468
Why would you want us before?
1549
01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:04,904
Because you were going to tell
me to come
1550
01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,036
home and I probably would have
just come home.
1551
01:29:06,079 --> 01:29:07,385
There's nothing wrong with that.
1552
01:29:07,690 --> 01:29:08,952
Yes, there would have been
something wrong with that.
1553
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,388
Why? Why can't you? Why? Why?
1554
01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:11,650
Mom, I can't just come home.
1555
01:29:11,694 --> 01:29:14,044
Yes you can. You actually can.
It's fine.
1556
01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:15,872
But I don't want to do that.
1557
01:29:15,915 --> 01:29:17,221
I want to stay here.
1558
01:29:17,264 --> 01:29:19,832
I don't want to come home.
1559
01:29:19,876 --> 01:29:21,443
At least I want to try to
1560
01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,358
stay here.
I haven't been trying.
1561
01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:27,362
That group of friends that I
met on Friday,
1562
01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:29,494
they invited me to sit the
marketplace with
1563
01:29:29,538 --> 01:29:31,975
them and I realized as I sat
down with them,
1564
01:29:32,105 --> 01:29:33,890
that I probably sat down at the
marketplace
1565
01:29:33,933 --> 01:29:36,109
a total of 20 times since I've
been here.
1566
01:29:36,153 --> 01:29:38,111
This whole time I've been at
the marketplace,
1567
01:29:38,155 --> 01:29:39,678
I have sat down at the
marketplace 20 times
1568
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:41,463
because I usually just do this
thing where
1569
01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:43,465
I take a to go container and
just
1570
01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:46,076
go back to my dorm room and eat
by myself.
1571
01:29:46,119 --> 01:29:52,038
What I've realized is that I
haven't fully been here.
1572
01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:56,782
Like, I have,
but I've also been-
1573
01:29:56,913 --> 01:29:58,218
Kind of still been here too?
1574
01:29:58,262 --> 01:30:03,485
Yeah. That's why I was going to
call you guys
1575
01:30:03,528 --> 01:30:05,095
because I just wanted to say
that
1576
01:30:05,138 --> 01:30:10,405
that I love you
guys so much.
1577
01:30:12,972 --> 01:30:16,411
I love you so much and I miss
you guys so much.
1578
01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:19,065
I miss you guys so much.
1579
01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:23,809
And I think I've
1580
01:30:23,940 --> 01:30:25,942
been feeling paralyzed here
because of
1581
01:30:26,072 --> 01:30:30,425
that and also because
1582
01:30:30,686 --> 01:30:32,427
nobody here is half as
1583
01:30:32,688 --> 01:30:36,431
cool and half as loving as you
guys are.
1584
01:30:36,561 --> 01:30:40,173
But even though I'm feeling
really sad right this second,
1585
01:30:40,304 --> 01:30:41,784
an hour ago I was feeling really
1586
01:30:41,914 --> 01:30:43,525
really good and I was feeling
really
1587
01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:46,571
optimistic because I really
1588
01:30:46,702 --> 01:30:48,965
think if I start trying to throw
1589
01:30:49,008 --> 01:30:54,449
myself in to college and start
trying to fully dive in,
1590
01:30:54,753 --> 01:30:59,366
I think I can start having a
better time and
1591
01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:02,021
maybe I can meet people who are
half as
1592
01:31:02,152 --> 01:31:06,112
cool and half as loving as you
guys are.
1593
01:31:06,939 --> 01:31:09,028
Well, maybe that does mean that
1594
01:31:18,342 --> 01:31:20,605
I was going to say that maybe
that doesn't
1595
01:31:20,649 --> 01:31:23,608
mean that I shouldn't call as
much anymore.
1596
01:31:27,786 --> 01:31:34,619
Yeah, honey. I think that's
really smart, honey.
1597
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:41,713
I mean, it's not healthy to
check in so often.
1598
01:31:42,409 --> 01:31:45,064
Yeah.
1599
01:31:45,195 --> 01:31:47,850
Yeah.
1600
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:51,810
Yeah. We'll be here,
1601
01:31:51,854 --> 01:31:54,117
we'll always be here, honey.
1602
01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:57,468
We'll always be here whenever
you call or pick up,
1603
01:31:57,599 --> 01:32:02,560
but you should save all your
energy for all your friends
1604
01:32:02,604 --> 01:32:04,867
and the parties and
1605
01:32:04,997 --> 01:32:06,346
studying and
1606
01:32:06,477 --> 01:32:08,435
all the adventures you're going
to have there.
1607
01:32:17,793 --> 01:32:19,446
I'm really sorry, honey.
1608
01:32:19,577 --> 01:32:21,840
It's okay. It's okay.
1609
01:32:21,884 --> 01:32:26,105
It's okay. I'm really sorry too.
1610
01:32:55,221 --> 01:32:56,875
You can help me.
1611
01:33:01,053 --> 01:33:04,230
Could you give me these rocks?
1612
01:33:04,709 --> 01:33:06,624
No.
1613
01:33:06,668 --> 01:33:08,670
Can I? They are really pretty.
1614
01:33:08,713 --> 01:33:09,584
Sure.
1615
01:34:39,151 --> 01:34:40,718
Good.
1616
01:34:40,979 --> 01:34:43,852
We have to make sure you go to
the shower to wash that.
1617
01:34:43,982 --> 01:34:45,984
Yeah, can somebody
do my make-up for it?
1618
01:34:46,028 --> 01:34:47,072
Okay. Give me one second.
1619
01:34:47,203 --> 01:34:49,727
Yeah. Can you give me a tiger
stripe?
1620
01:34:49,988 --> 01:34:51,642
If we give you a tiger stripe
it's going to fade.
1621
01:34:51,773 --> 01:34:55,820
Yeah.
1622
01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:18,713
What? Stop. You said the same
thing last year.
1623
01:35:19,017 --> 01:35:20,062
You liked it more that I did
last year?
1624
01:35:20,192 --> 01:35:22,194
- Yeah, I know.
- He did. She's amazing.
1625
01:35:22,804 --> 01:35:23,718
We're agreeing with you.
1626
01:35:24,022 --> 01:35:24,675
Agreed.
1627
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:25,981
She's really good.
1628
01:35:26,024 --> 01:35:29,811
She's like, "Do you know Meryl
Streep?"
1629
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:34,293
Just what it was like to have
been very young.
1630
01:35:35,033 --> 01:35:40,212
Particularly the days when
1631
01:35:40,256 --> 01:35:42,475
you were in love for the first
time,
1632
01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:47,872
when you felt like a person
sleepwalking and you
1633
01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:50,745
didn't quite see the street
that you were in and
1634
01:35:50,875 --> 01:35:54,705
you didn't quite hear
everything that was said to you.
1635
01:35:55,140 --> 01:35:57,882
You're just a little bit crazy.
1636
01:35:58,013 --> 01:36:01,930
So will you remember that,
please?
1637
01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:03,583
Can you guys' take my sister?
Is that okay?
1638
01:36:03,714 --> 01:36:05,281
- Yes.
- No. Just skip the test.
1639
01:36:05,411 --> 01:36:06,891
It is going to be fine.
1640
01:36:06,935 --> 01:36:08,893
No. I know. It's just my last
one, so I want to do.
1641
01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:10,721
Well, you have a full face
make up on in this outfit.
What are you wearing?
1642
01:36:10,895 --> 01:36:12,114
I can take my
make-up off and change.
1643
01:36:12,244 --> 01:36:13,245
Are you about to go to the
library?
1644
01:36:13,376 --> 01:36:14,551
- Yeah.
- To study for your finals?
1645
01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:15,770
- Yeah.
- So am I.
1646
01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:17,554
Do you wanna work together?
1647
01:36:17,684 --> 01:36:18,816
Yeah.
1648
01:36:18,860 --> 01:36:19,904
- Cool.
- That's interesting.
1649
01:36:20,252 --> 01:36:21,384
Let's go.
1650
01:36:21,427 --> 01:36:24,343
What's going on? Why are you
talking?
1651
01:36:24,474 --> 01:36:25,692
Well, you're only going to
1652
01:36:25,736 --> 01:36:26,345
library because she's
going to library.
1653
01:36:26,476 --> 01:36:27,129
That's not true.
1654
01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:27,999
I think it is true.
1655
01:36:28,130 --> 01:36:29,696
I was going to the library
1656
01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:31,133
to study because I have a final
tomorrow.
1657
01:36:31,263 --> 01:36:32,264
Which final?
1658
01:36:32,308 --> 01:36:33,570
History.
1659
01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:35,137
- History?
- Of?
1660
01:36:35,615 --> 01:36:36,965
What?
1661
01:36:37,095 --> 01:36:38,662
History of?
1662
01:36:38,705 --> 01:36:41,317
The 18th century paint.
1663
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:45,669
Paint?
What did you just say?
1664
01:36:46,670 --> 01:36:50,282
How are you so talented?
1665
01:36:51,196 --> 01:36:52,937
What did you really think of
the show?
1666
01:36:53,068 --> 01:36:55,113
I really loved it so much and I
1667
01:36:55,157 --> 01:36:58,073
really think you're the best
actor of all time.
1668
01:36:58,116 --> 01:36:59,291
- Okay.
- I'm not kidding.
1669
01:36:59,683 --> 01:37:01,816
Thank you.
1670
01:37:02,947 --> 01:37:06,081
Are you going to be in L.A.
this summer.
1671
01:37:06,124 --> 01:37:08,387
I've got a ton of studying.
1672
01:37:08,518 --> 01:37:10,520
Fuck you.
1673
01:37:10,563 --> 01:37:12,957
I haven't decided yet.
1674
01:37:13,088 --> 01:37:14,916
School year ends in a week.
1675
01:37:14,959 --> 01:37:17,396
Yeah, I know. I can
1676
01:37:17,527 --> 01:37:20,312
sleep on Garret's
couch when I go to Chicago.
1677
01:37:21,487 --> 01:37:24,186
No. You got to decide.
1678
01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:26,797
Get out of here.
1679
01:37:32,977 --> 01:37:36,154
Alex, if I said I wanted to
1680
01:37:36,198 --> 01:37:39,723
date you and be your
girlfriend, would you stay here?
1681
01:37:45,511 --> 01:37:46,773
Yeah.
1682
01:37:48,253 --> 01:37:50,821
Really?
1683
01:37:51,778 --> 01:37:54,564
Yeah, Maggie.
1684
01:37:54,607 --> 01:37:57,175
I want to be your girlfriend.
1685
01:37:57,219 --> 01:37:59,830
You really want that?
1686
01:37:59,961 --> 01:38:02,485
I really want that.
1687
01:38:02,615 --> 01:38:07,185
You're trying to date me?
1688
01:38:07,229 --> 01:38:09,187
I'm not trying to marry you.
1689
01:38:16,194 --> 01:38:20,633
Okay. Well, I understand you're
not wanting to marry me.
1690
01:38:20,677 --> 01:38:23,810
I won't make it that important
now.
1691
01:38:28,206 --> 01:38:34,386
But I'm not down with you being
a shitty partner.
1692
01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:38,913
I don't-
1693
01:38:40,044 --> 01:38:42,220
I'm not saying we have to spend
1694
01:38:42,264 --> 01:38:43,091
all our time together and I'm
1695
01:38:43,221 --> 01:38:44,222
not saying that we have to be
1696
01:38:44,353 --> 01:38:45,745
there for each other all the
time,
1697
01:38:45,876 --> 01:38:51,447
but I do want it to feel like
we're on the same team.
1698
01:38:54,189 --> 01:38:57,279
I do want it to feel we have
each other's backs.
1699
01:38:57,409 --> 01:38:58,933
Looking out for each other?
1700
01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:00,935
Yeah.
1701
01:39:31,313 --> 01:39:32,270
You tryin' to date me?
1702
01:39:33,097 --> 01:39:36,100
What? That was crazy.
1703
01:40:10,265 --> 01:40:11,309
All right.
Are you ready?
1704
01:40:11,353 --> 01:40:12,832
Okay, I'm ready.
1705
01:40:13,137 --> 01:40:16,488
We want a batter not
a broken arm.
1706
01:40:16,532 --> 01:40:17,924
Throw the ball, Chuck!
1707
01:40:18,055 --> 01:40:19,013
All right, here it comes.
1708
01:40:23,408 --> 01:40:29,023
Oh, my gosh, it's goin'.
1709
01:40:29,632 --> 01:40:32,200
It's goin'. It's gone!
1710
01:40:32,461 --> 01:40:34,637
Oh, my God. It's a home run!
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