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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,708 Despite being a quarter mile apart, 4 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:16,583 Paul hasn't gone anywhere. 5 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:19,500 He's with us forever. 6 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:20,583 We are family. 7 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:22,458 You watch too many movies? 8 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,166 I think you're cuckoo. 9 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,708 Playing too many games? 10 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:29,291 You guys. 11 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,958 Are you just talk or do you wanna race? 12 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:33,958 You really watch too many movies. 13 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:10,791 Hey, Pon. 14 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,500 Wake up. 15 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,666 It's late. 16 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:20,166 -Your night races are ruining your sleep. -I'm awake. 17 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,416 You have trouble getting up every morning. 18 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,958 Hurry. 19 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,708 One moment. 20 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:27,750 Hey. 21 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:31,041 -Pon, wake up. -One more minute. 22 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:36,958 Pon, get up! 23 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:42,250 Get up! Get up! 24 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,000 One minute! 25 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,333 I told you to get up! 26 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:53,458 Fuck! With your lazy ass, when are you going to be well off like others? 27 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,083 When will you be rich? 28 00:02:57,375 --> 00:03:00,083 Wife, listen to me. 29 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,708 We are family. 30 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:06,166 Family, my ass! 31 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,625 I hate your face enough. Don't make me hate your voice, too. 32 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,916 We humans... 33 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,541 do not have equal chances to be rich. 34 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,375 But we all do have equal chances 35 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,250 to do good deeds. 36 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,458 Yeah? 37 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,333 How about my foot there? 38 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,375 Want some more? 39 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,250 You can't be rich with your lazy ass. 40 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:32,583 The rich get richer. 41 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,000 The poor get poorer. 42 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,583 Don't think too much about it. 43 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,375 Be like a plastic bag. 44 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,166 How? 45 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,500 Fly here, fly there. 46 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:44,416 But live for a hundred years, dear. 47 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,500 "Dear"? 48 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:49,000 Philosopher! 49 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,750 You're nonsense. 50 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,625 I'm going to work now. 51 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,166 Hang in there, okay, Dad? 52 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,958 Okay? Hang in there. 53 00:03:58,541 --> 00:04:00,208 Dilly-dallying? 54 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:04,458 Finish feeding him, then go to work! And hurry back. 55 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:05,666 Look. 56 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,375 Nothing gets done 57 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:11,875 as a result of taking care of your dad being paralyzed for many years. 58 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:14,791 Go to work and come home. Don't stop anywhere, okay, Vin? 59 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,791 Mom! Stop complaining. 60 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,291 Cheer me up. 61 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,000 So I can go to work. 62 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:24,208 -Cheer you up? Amen. -So we'll be rich. 63 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,375 Let that wish come true. 64 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,875 -Come on. -You've been saying that for years. 65 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,000 Let me kiss you. 66 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,791 No. Hurry up and go. 67 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:31,916 Come on. 68 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,291 No! 69 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:34,708 Hugs, hugs. 70 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,833 -Hurry up and go. -Are you shy? 71 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,416 -Go! -Okay, Mom. Bye. 72 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,125 -Buy some food on the way home. -Bye, Dad. 73 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,833 -Okay. -I don't want to cook. 74 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,000 Bye, Mom. 75 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,250 Bye. Take care of him. 76 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,041 Pon! 77 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:57,250 Pon! 78 00:04:58,750 --> 00:04:59,833 Pon! 79 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,666 It's late. Coming? 80 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,083 -Hey, bro. -What? 81 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,041 What happened to your face? 82 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:14,125 I told you. You deserve this. 83 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,583 -Whose blood is it? -My wife's. 84 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:18,875 You slapped her so hard, her blood splashed on your face? 85 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:21,166 My action scene is this awesome. 86 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,583 Hey. How many times have I told you not to call me Pon? 87 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,708 -So what do I call you? -Paul. 88 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:28,416 -Paul. -No. 89 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,333 Paul. 90 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,666 -Paul. -Paul. 91 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:31,708 -Paul. -Paul. 92 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:32,791 -Paul. -Paul. 93 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:33,791 -Paul. -Paul. 94 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,000 Enough! Fuck! 95 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:39,208 You didn't shit this morning? Your brain is full of shit. 96 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:40,958 Not true. 97 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:48,833 Close the door. 98 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,333 Hey. 99 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,375 Ingrain this in your brain. 100 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,458 -Don't have a wife. -Because? 101 00:05:57,541 --> 00:06:00,333 When you start dating, she's still a Thai. 102 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,291 After a while, she'll be check... 103 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,083 Czechoslovakian? 104 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:07,250 Check you morning, noon, and night. You can't go anywhere. 105 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,000 What? So why do you have a wife? 106 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,416 It's better than a hand. 107 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,583 Don't you know "Sperm Murder"? 108 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,875 That's it. 109 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:16,833 Paul! 110 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,041 Wait for me! 111 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,833 Hey, hurry, Davika. 112 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:22,750 I am. This skirt is tight. 113 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,625 -Let's go. -Pon? 114 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,208 Still here? 115 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:33,166 Well, well, well, Davika. 116 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:35,208 Let go of my husband. 117 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,250 If I find out you two have something... 118 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,208 Move away from him. 119 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,708 Mia. 120 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:43,291 I won't get involved when you're looking. 121 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:45,041 I always do. 122 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:47,333 He's so handsome. I can't look away. 123 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,208 -We're going now. -Wait. 124 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:51,625 Forget something? 125 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,083 Bye, my ass! 126 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,333 Good! 127 00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,750 You have to wai your wife? 128 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:00,833 Yes, sir. 129 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:02,333 -No arguing? -Yes. 130 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:03,791 So cute. 131 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,916 I'm going to wash the clothes now. 132 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:10,125 It serves you right! 133 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:13,250 Not only is my wife beautiful... she's also a klutz. 134 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,125 Falls down everyday. Her womb must have moved. 135 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,708 Let's go. 136 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:20,875 The bus for hire 137 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:24,583 Runs on the road parallel to the highway 138 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,291 Sit, sit. 139 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,250 Sit down, sit. 140 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,666 It's so hot. 141 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,166 Why sit so close to me? 142 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,791 It's got to be you. 143 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,666 Every day. 144 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,166 Hey, Vin. 145 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,958 Is your dad better now? 146 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,625 What? My dad is not that bad. 147 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:57,166 What the heck? I meant your dad's health. 148 00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:00,375 I see. He's better now. 149 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:03,041 The day that you and your mom were not at home, 150 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:05,916 it was lucky I went in there. 151 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,625 Or your dad would have been... 152 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:13,916 Vin! 153 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:16,208 Vin. 154 00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:18,750 Vin! 155 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,250 It's not locked? 156 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,416 What? Papa? 157 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,416 Mom! Mom! 158 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,708 Vin! 159 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:35,958 Shit. Who dropped him here? Papa? 160 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:52,000 Mom? Vin? 161 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,333 Easy. Easy, Papa. 162 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:27,416 What, Papa? We're not at the hospital yet. 163 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,375 Almost there. 164 00:09:58,541 --> 00:09:59,583 Pon. 165 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,750 If it hadn't been for you that day, 166 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,041 my dad would have died. 167 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,500 I love you. 168 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:14,166 No need to love me so much. Let me ask you this. 169 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:16,166 If you saw your dad drowning, 170 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,625 would you help him? 171 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,500 Of course. My dad. 172 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:21,708 Good. 173 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,500 Well, let me ask you this. 174 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,291 If you were on a boat and saw your parents drowning, 175 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,666 and you could only help one of them, who would that be? 176 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,500 -Mom, of course. -Fuck your dad? 177 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:34,625 What about you? 178 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,291 Here. We're here. 179 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,625 Come. 180 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:38,541 Asshole. 181 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,458 What's going on there? 182 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,041 Come on. 183 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,708 Hey, show him! 184 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,125 Come on. 185 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,041 What's going on? 186 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,166 They're hitting a handicapped person. 187 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,208 Nobody is helping? 188 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,625 Who's gonna help? He's a cop's son. 189 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:20,583 But a cop's son shouldn't be hitting a handicapped person. 190 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,750 You. Help him! 191 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,250 What? 192 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,166 Hurry. 193 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,333 He has a knife. 194 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,208 Yeah, yeah. 195 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,250 Beat him to death! 196 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,625 Stop! 197 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,041 -Beat him to death! -Stop! 198 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,250 Beat him to death! 199 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,916 I told you guys to stop! 200 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,958 Watch out. 201 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,958 Hey! 202 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,625 -What did you do to my wife? -Your wife? 203 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,291 -Yeah. -All right. 204 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,708 Kill him, my love. 205 00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:51,791 Kill him? 206 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,208 Shut up. 207 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,416 I'm a cop's son. 208 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,458 I'm a security guard's son. 209 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,708 -Here. -Gun! 210 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,125 What? 211 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,833 I'll call the cops. 212 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,458 You're hooligans. 213 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,000 My dad is a cop. 214 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,416 My dad is a cop, too. 215 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:12,125 My dad is also a cop. 216 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,166 Tell them your dad has cancer. 217 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,708 -My dad has cancer. What's wrong with you? -Your dad really has cancer. 218 00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,333 Still standing around? 219 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,291 -What? -Want some? 220 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,958 Let's go! 221 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:29,833 -This bitch ran her mouth. -This side. 222 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,291 Get her. 223 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,083 What are you doing to my wife? 224 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:39,375 If you don't want her to be stomped to death, 225 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,416 give me the knife. 226 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,083 You want it? Here. 227 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,833 I think it is a knife for anchovies. 228 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,250 -How do you know? -So stinky! 229 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,708 I know your dad is a cop. 230 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,541 But think, 231 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,250 being a cop's son means you can't hurt people. 232 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,458 You can't hurt a handicapped person. 233 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:27,333 Don't disgrace your dad's police uniform. 234 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,208 Your dad is a cop, I am... 235 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,708 a bus driver. 236 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,416 Here. Bus conductor. 237 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,833 -Here. Bus conductress. -Yeah! 238 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,916 I never brag to anyone. Dumbass! 239 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,666 Yeah. 240 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,500 -Don't come around here again. Go away! -Go! 241 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,500 I'll tell my dad. 242 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,291 Dum, let's go home. Start the engine. 243 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,125 Go away! 244 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,125 Awesome! 245 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,375 He's looking at me. 246 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,625 What? 247 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,916 We'll see. 248 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,833 There. 249 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,000 Paul! 250 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,958 I'll go with you. 251 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,500 Are you crazy? 252 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:03,458 You're on a different bus and round from me. You can't come with me. 253 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,333 My bus has left. 254 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,583 I missed it. 255 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:08,291 Was busy with the cop's son. 256 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,416 I'll catch up with my bus. 257 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,875 Okay, come on. 258 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,750 Hurry. 259 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,541 And where are you going? 260 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,875 Go on with making a living. 261 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,875 You're badly hurt. Why don't you report it to the cops? 262 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,625 There's no point reporting it. 263 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,416 Yeah, you're right. 264 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,666 We all know... 265 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,416 who's big in this country. 266 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,083 I don't know who's big. But I know mine is long. 267 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,083 -Are we talking about the same thing? -You haven't seen mine. 268 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,750 What are you doing? 269 00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,583 What are you doing? 270 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:54,958 Come here, Vin! 271 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,208 What? 272 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,750 When did you get on the bus? 273 00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,750 Same time as you. 274 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,375 I was here and didn't see you. 275 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,083 I got on through the front door. 276 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,000 And you didn't tell me. 277 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,916 I was waiting for you. 278 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,250 All over my eye. 279 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,375 Well, well, well. 280 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:34,958 Hello, sir. I like your work. 281 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,416 I'm a big fan of yours. 282 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,541 -Calm down. -Don't come close. 283 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,166 I'm going to commit suicide. 284 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,541 Wait. Listen to me. 285 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,833 Listen to me. Calm down. 286 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,666 Focus and talk to me. 287 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:49,166 Please. Tell me what's on your mind. 288 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,708 What's going on? 289 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,000 I... 290 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,750 told my girlfriend 291 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,291 to meet on a bus. 292 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,208 We'd meet every day. 293 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:01,041 But it's been eight days! 294 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,041 She never came to see me. 295 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,041 Shit. Eight days? 296 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,500 I can't take it anymore. I'm so depressed. 297 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,541 I want to die. 298 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,125 Please, please. Chill. 299 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,208 Chill. Listen to me. 300 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:17,083 We have only one chance to be born, 301 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,375 only once. And you don't know if you'll be born again. 302 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,500 Think about your mom and dad who raised you. 303 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,333 They want to see your future. 304 00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,791 If you do something, how would they feel? 305 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,416 If you die, how will they live their lives? 306 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,208 Who would they be with? 307 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,500 Girls are like a washing machine. 308 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,416 If you don't have one, then you hand-wash your clothes. 309 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,791 -That's right. -Hand-wash? 310 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,000 I'd rather die. 311 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,750 Stop! 312 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,166 Even though you have a face like a dog's elbow 313 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,166 and your mouth is like skin under the foot, 314 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,666 I believe, really believe, that one day 315 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,333 no one would ever love you. 316 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,333 Shit! 317 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,125 If you're gonna talk shit about me, let's fight. 318 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,625 What? 319 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,083 You're so mean. 320 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,416 No more. I'm going to jump. 321 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,375 Calm down. 322 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,291 Don't jump. 323 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,458 Thank you very much 324 00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:21,750 for letting me help you. 325 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,375 You are incredible! 326 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,000 You helped him. 327 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,083 Yeah, yeah. 328 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:41,208 Aren't you jumping off a bridge today? 329 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,416 I want to die! 330 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,833 Can't take it anymore. Ma'am. 331 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,333 Help me. 332 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,791 My life is so tough. 333 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,541 My girlfriend left me. 334 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:54,041 I'm all alone. My love isn't coming back. 335 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,083 Stop me. I'm going to jump. Stop me now. 336 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,708 Stop me, pull me back. Good, pull me back... 337 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,125 You! 338 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,916 You remember me, right? 339 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,833 I'm about to commit suicide. 340 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,958 Stop me, stop me now. 341 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,708 Jump! Go ahead! 342 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,208 -You're not worried about my parents? -Fuck them. 343 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,333 -Jump! -Go ahead. 344 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,458 Kick me! Kick me now. 345 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,416 I'm about to jump, so kick me. 346 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,000 Nah. You're not worth kicking. 347 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,750 I would like to suggest something. On my bus, 348 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,958 don't jump off the bus. Or I'll really kick your ass. 349 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,583 No. Who would do such a thing? 350 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:40,250 If my girlfriend comes and doesn't see me, she'll be sad. 351 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,625 I really want to see how beautiful your girlfriend is. 352 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,041 Very. 353 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,291 Yeah. 354 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,958 All right, let's go. 355 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,000 Leaving. 356 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,666 What? 357 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,291 He'll hear it. 358 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,708 There. 359 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,583 Hurry. The bus is leaving. 360 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,333 Sit down, sit down. 361 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,333 Sit, sit. 362 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,541 Are you okay? 363 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,416 I'm all right. 364 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,541 Hanging around for so long and getting on at the last moment. 365 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,416 Life is too precious to mess with bus number 888. 366 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,250 RAMA VIII - HAPPYLAND 367 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:35,791 Pon! Stop fooling around. The next bus will catch up and take the passengers. 368 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,083 Okay. 369 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,000 Sorry. 370 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,041 Hey. 371 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,833 I told you to cut the brake line. How is he still able to stop the bus? 372 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:46,375 You told me to put a phone there. You have to call the number 373 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,958 -to activate the cutting. -Really? 374 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,041 Give me the phone. 375 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,458 I didn't bring it with me. 376 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:54,916 Me, neither. 377 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,500 What? How can we cut the brake line, then? 378 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:00,375 It's all right. I'll borrow his phone. 379 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,541 I don't have one. 380 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,000 -I do. -Why're you going to give it to him? 381 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,791 Come on. We have the same enemy. 382 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,333 -I won't let you borrow it. -Stingy. 383 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,625 -I won't. -It's only a phone. 384 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:11,666 Hey! 385 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:13,375 No fighting on my bus! 386 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,500 Get off if you're going to fight. 387 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,000 -Bus fares. -Here. 388 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,416 Do I have to? 389 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,083 Here. 390 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,791 Bus fare. 391 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,958 For two. 392 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,000 Two? 393 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:32,875 Okay. 394 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,083 All done, Pon. Now! 395 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,375 Okay! 396 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,458 We need to reach the target. 397 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,958 Our income has been down these past few days. 398 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:44,666 The boss is bitching us. 399 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,041 Hey, isn't it fast enough? 400 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,916 I've already floored it, my foot is almost out to the headlight. 401 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,916 You're exaggerating! 402 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,250 Passengers are weird these days. 403 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,375 If we drive too fast, they think we have taken speed. 404 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,666 Too slow, they think we are losers. 405 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,750 Do they know that I drive this fast 406 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,375 to earn a living for my family? 407 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,208 How about we get 1,000 people today? 408 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,833 I'll make it 2,500. 409 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,375 Okay. 410 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,375 Vin! 411 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,041 Vin! 412 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,666 Tell Paul to stop if he sees my bus. I need to get off. 413 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,583 Tell Paul! 414 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,583 Vin! 415 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:24,958 Did you hear me? 416 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,291 Did you hear me? 417 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:27,333 Vin! 418 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:31,250 -Fuck! I heard you. -Pon, the bus! 419 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,541 What's all the fuss? 420 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,166 I don't want to hear your voice anymore. 421 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,708 I can't drive! 422 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,458 What? 423 00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:39,291 Go drive the bus! We'll all fucking die! 424 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:40,541 Don't you want to die? 425 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,291 I don't want to die with you. Go! 426 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:43,500 Go! 427 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,250 Just give me the phone and end it. 428 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,208 You said you'd let me borrow it. 429 00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:55,166 No, I didn't. 430 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,083 Fuck! 431 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,708 Hey, Pon! 432 00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,000 Hey! 433 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:01,166 What the hell? 434 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,625 Stop! 435 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,666 Hey, stop. 436 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,083 -Stop. -No. 437 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,250 I said, "stop." 438 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,583 I told you to stop! 439 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,166 Come back and drive! 440 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,375 Pon! 441 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,333 And you! 442 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:18,541 What about me? 443 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:20,791 I told you to stop! 444 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,833 What is with all the talking? 445 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:25,166 Why talk so much? 446 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,166 -Pon! -I want to say... 447 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,708 I don't want to hear you anymore. 448 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,375 We're gonna hit something. Fucking Pon! 449 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,291 No one is driving! 450 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:34,583 Fucking Pon! 451 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,125 My balls. 452 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:46,458 -Move. -What the hell? 453 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:49,875 Shouldn't have left the seat. 454 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:51,625 No more fighting! 455 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,166 Don't blame me. 456 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:56,041 And why do you have to fight all the time? 457 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,708 Stop to pick up the Magic Monkey. 458 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,041 Must be going to Southern Asia. 459 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:19,166 -Should have stayed home with that makeup. -Bus fare. 460 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,625 What color is your foundation? 461 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:26,791 Probably a wrong one. 462 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:28,791 Oh, you look shy. 463 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,583 More passengers at the next stop. 464 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,416 Right here. 465 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,083 Open the doors. 466 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:08,875 The day you let go of my hand, I went crazy 467 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:14,375 Been calling you until my tears dried up 468 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:19,958 Could you not leave me like this? 469 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:23,666 Please, please 470 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,583 Let's sit over there. 471 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:39,416 Bus fares. 472 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:50,125 You can take a bus now? 473 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:53,041 Of course, when we travel with someone we love. 474 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,791 I can go with him anywhere. 475 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:04,875 Pon! 476 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:08,750 What the fuck is wrong with you? 477 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:12,750 Pon. 478 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,583 In the past, she wouldn't get on a bus. 479 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:21,166 She said it's for the poor and it's hot. 480 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,875 But now, she said she can do it to please her lover. 481 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:29,166 Damn, you puppy. 482 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,250 Stop sobbing, you little puppy. 483 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,000 I'll tell you something. 484 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,166 As long as your face is not even half as handsome as mine, 485 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:56,125 your heart will always be broken. 486 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,541 You're making it worse! 487 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,041 It's not my intention, but it's the way I am. 488 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,375 You can be sad, but don't kill yourself. 489 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:15,125 There is no bridge around here. 490 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:17,541 Fuck you! Want to get your ass kicked? 491 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:27,333 Men are taught to be tough 492 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:30,833 Men cannot whine No matter how hard the situation is 493 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,750 Men have to bear with it 494 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,375 With broken hearts, or disappointment 495 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,625 Men cannot be sad Must keep their chin up 496 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:44,083 You can take it, right, real man? 497 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,875 Your Holiness. 498 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,708 What are you doing? 499 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:49,958 It's heavy, isn't it? 500 00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:51,333 Did you really need to say that? 501 00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:53,166 It's almost 10:00 a.m. Nobody's in the market. 502 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,083 A little bit longer, to get the cart full. 503 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,250 -Your Holiness... -Police! Run! 504 00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:58,791 Police! Let's go! 505 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,333 Your Holiness. 506 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:02,125 Your Holiness! 507 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,916 -Your Holiness. -Hurry. Go straight. 508 00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:06,250 Your Holiness. 509 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,583 Police. Let's go. 510 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:08,958 No talk, just run. 511 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:11,166 -Run. -Your Holiness. 512 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,125 Leave anything that falls. Hurry up. 513 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,083 Run, run. 514 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,833 Your Holiness. 515 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,416 Hurry, hurry. 516 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,166 Stop, stop! 517 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:25,083 What the heck? 518 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,416 Are you okay? 519 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,500 Let us in. 520 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,875 You surprised me! Get on! 521 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,000 Get on. Hurry. 522 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,666 Are you okay? 523 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,125 No. 524 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:39,166 What's happening? 525 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,291 -Sit. -Your Holiness. 526 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:43,125 Drive carefully. 527 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:45,250 What a hellish driver. 528 00:28:51,916 --> 00:28:53,875 Your Holiness. 529 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:55,125 Hi. I'd like to make merit. 530 00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:58,416 He just wanted to make merit, and chased us this far to do it? 531 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,750 You, hold this. 532 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,333 Give me. 533 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,583 Stopped a bus just to make merit. 534 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:11,375 Next time, you'll probably hold a charity, Sergeant. 535 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,750 Are you done? 536 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,125 Please bless me. 537 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,083 Okay. 538 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,375 Age, Skin, 539 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,375 Happiness, Para... cetamol. 540 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,625 Para... cetamol. 541 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,458 -Are you done yet? -Yes, yes. 542 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,666 Damn. Stopped the bus to make merit. 543 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:41,041 The next bus is coming. 544 00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:43,416 -Come on. -Kid. 545 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,416 For two. 546 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,208 Monks go free. 547 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:51,416 Government employees and monks go free. 548 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,875 Here. Kid. 549 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:55,708 No fares? 550 00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,500 Yeah. How long have you been a monk? 551 00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,000 Long time. 552 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:02,750 -You forgot or you have Alzheimer's? -I don't take a bus often. 553 00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:06,541 Let me ask you something. What were you thinking running after me? 554 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,208 I don't know. 555 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:11,583 I saw you shouting something. I panicked, so I ran. 556 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:12,791 I see. 557 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:13,708 Yes, panic. 558 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:15,291 How long have you been a monk? 559 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,708 Nine terms. 560 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,291 Nine terms? 561 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:22,166 -Are you sure you're a real monk? -You said it, not me. 562 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,291 So you're not a real monk? 563 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:26,250 Are you crazy? Are you trying to frame me? 564 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,958 Do you know Monk Jazz? 565 00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:31,166 Yeah, that son of a bitch. 566 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,208 He's really famous now. Five hundred million. 567 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,875 Five hundred million, of course. He is really handsome. 568 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:40,125 No. Monk Jazz at Wat Saket. Not the one in the movie. 569 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,541 Different Jazz, then. I know the one at Wat Sakae. 570 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,458 I see. 571 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:46,583 It's so hot, sister! 572 00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:48,291 Hang in there. 573 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:51,500 Our van broke down. I'm taking you to catch a bus. 574 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,458 Why not a taxi? 575 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,000 You crazy? What are you thinking? 576 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,125 No money for taxis. Our clients haven't paid us. 577 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:01,541 It's so hot that we're melting. 578 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,208 Stop! 579 00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:06,875 If you complain, I'll take back all the money for boobs. 580 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:09,708 Do you know Monk Thepmahayan? 581 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:12,791 That's every monk. Monks don't wear an underwear. 582 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,833 Bus 888. 583 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,000 Please stop. 584 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,416 Step up here, girls. 585 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,166 Come on up. 586 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:40,458 Stop! 587 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:43,875 -Don't sit! Your dress will wrinkle. -Yes, ma'am. 588 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,125 Stand. 589 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:47,250 All wrinkled. 590 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:51,291 Do I need to tell you every time? Cover your boobs. 591 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,833 I'm a monk, not a ghost. 592 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:56,125 I'm so sorry. We're booth girls. 593 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,666 Our dresses are quite revealing. 594 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,125 There's nothing there. 595 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:03,958 Well, I haven't got them done. 596 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:08,125 Take care of yourself. Cover your boobs. 597 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,000 All right, just sit. 598 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,125 Forget about the dresses. Just sit. 599 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,708 Are you okay? 600 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:34,583 Yeah. 601 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,000 Pervert! Sister! 602 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:44,958 Are you harassing her? 603 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,791 -Well... -You're harassing her? 604 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:48,000 No. 605 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:52,291 -Yes? -No. Stop! 606 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,125 You're framing me. 607 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:55,500 Do you have proof? 608 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,833 Is there a CCTV? Play it. 609 00:32:57,916 --> 00:32:59,041 No need. 610 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,750 That's very clear. It's hard here but not anywhere else. 611 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:07,041 Follow my hand. 612 00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:10,500 Sit down. Sit. And... 613 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:15,416 Don't be a pervert anymore, okay? 614 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,708 Yikes! Your smell. 615 00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:18,791 Sit and cover your boobs. 616 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,583 They are too stimulating. 617 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,291 Go sit! 618 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,083 -What are you doing? -What is that? 619 00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:29,166 Hey. Look at how you dress. 620 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,791 Disrespecting the bus. 621 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,166 Not nice. 622 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,166 Sit still. 623 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,166 Lord. 624 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,166 -Lord. -Buddha. 625 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,208 What? 626 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,291 Hey! 627 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,083 Where are they? 628 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,166 Where are all the big boobs? 629 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,291 -They got off. -When? 630 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:17,250 They all got off. 631 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:18,416 Why didn't you wake me up? 632 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,416 Well, I saw you asleep and didn't want to bother you. 633 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,083 No one woke me up. 634 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,791 -Why didn't you get off with them? -Be quiet! 635 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,750 What? 636 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,666 Hey! 637 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:31,833 Hey! 638 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:35,541 -What are you guys talking about? -What? 639 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,041 Done? The bus is coming. 640 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,291 One moment. 641 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:53,333 Lad Phrao, The Mall Bang Kapi... 642 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,416 -Hurry. The bus is here. -Okay, okay. 643 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,000 Here. Hundred each. 644 00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:59,083 The bus is here. Let's go. 645 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,958 Get on, hurry. 646 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,541 Let's go. 647 00:35:07,791 --> 00:35:08,750 Hey. 648 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,833 No adults are giving up seats for kids? 649 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,916 What? There are empty seats. Sit. 650 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,375 -Do I have to use my hand here? -Relax. 651 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,666 Why are you angry with me? 652 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,875 I don't know. 653 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,083 I'm sorry. 654 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,541 I don't know. 655 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,083 Who are you talking to? 656 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,166 I don't know. 657 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:28,750 My bad. 658 00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:31,958 What are you doing? 659 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:32,875 Touching up. 660 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,625 You don't need any more. 661 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,458 It's as white as a temple wall. 662 00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:38,708 I'm cute, aren't I? 663 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:39,750 Cute like a monkey! 664 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,500 And you're pretty like a buffalo! 665 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,375 A buffalo. 666 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,333 You, too. 667 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,291 Passengers next stop. 668 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:52,291 Wait. 669 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:54,291 How do you know? 670 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,541 -How does he know? -Look. 671 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,791 Wait. 672 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,166 That's a dead body! 673 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,375 Come on up. 674 00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:05,875 Through the window is easier. 675 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,500 -Okay. -Yeah, through the window. 676 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,375 -Go help them. -Damn! 677 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,125 No one's gonna help? 678 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,500 Come on up. 679 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,166 Lift. 680 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,666 Catch. 681 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:19,833 Hurry. 682 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,750 What the heck? 683 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,291 Come on, come on. 684 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,916 Don't pull his head. 685 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,333 Take the gurney, too. 686 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:40,083 Come on, come on. 687 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,166 Take me in. 688 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,333 Turn, turn, turn. 689 00:36:43,416 --> 00:36:45,416 -Turn it. -Put him on the floor. 690 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:52,125 You two didn't even think to help us at all? 691 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,166 It's against the rules. 692 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,500 Your Holiness. 693 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,875 -Anything I can help with? -It's done. 694 00:36:57,958 --> 00:37:01,291 See? Even the crazy person wanted to help. 695 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,833 I'm not crazy. 696 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,375 I came here to apply for... 697 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,958 The Voyyy Singing Contest. 698 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 What's your name? 699 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,083 Theppitak Aesala. 700 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:14,708 Go ahead. 701 00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:16,708 Okay. 702 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,125 Where are you going? 703 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,666 Go ahead and sing. 704 00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:25,083 Prepare to handle all the flirts 705 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:29,000 From now on we'll be choo-be-dub-be-doo 706 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,041 'Cause something like that 707 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:34,125 Happened to me before, so I never forget 708 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,208 Enough! Stop! 709 00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:39,000 Go ahead. 710 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:42,666 Go ahead towards the exit. 711 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,500 Are you sure you're not the Magic Monkey? 712 00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:46,583 I'm gonna go drive now. Move. Get out of my way. 713 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:48,166 Everyone, sit down. 714 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,125 We're leaving. 715 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,750 Kid. 716 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,000 What is this bus? You take on everything? 717 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,208 Don't complain, please. 718 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:59,041 We are all equally worth something. 719 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,791 What the fuck? You startled me. 720 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,375 What's wrong with you? 721 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,791 Taking "hem" to hospital? 722 00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:12,000 "Hem" who? 723 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,791 Hemorrhoids. 724 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,666 What's up? 725 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,458 He's sick with many illnesses. Cancer, diabetes, heart disease, 726 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:22,791 high blood pressure. 727 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,041 No. What's up with your face? 728 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:25,375 I had it tattooed. 729 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,166 -Where? -In prison. 730 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,083 Okay. Never mind. 731 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,708 RAMA VIII - HAPPYLAND 732 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:44,916 Hey, bro. 733 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,291 You left long before me. How come I caught you? 734 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:51,083 What are you saying? Louder, my eyesight is bad. 735 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:52,375 Your listening is bad. 736 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,375 Why? What's up? 737 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,250 Up for a race? 738 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,958 Who are you challenging, four-eyes? 739 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,041 You! 740 00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:01,375 I've been driving since before your mom and dad met each other. 741 00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:03,833 Don't let him win, bro. 742 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:05,541 -I'm not scared. -Show him. 743 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:08,625 I've been the bus champion since I was a sperm. 744 00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:15,208 Get your binoculars ready to see the rear end of my bus, fuckface! 745 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,291 Fowl mouth, camel-balls head! 746 00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:21,833 -I'll tell you this... -What? 747 00:39:21,916 --> 00:39:23,916 Lollygaggers like you never become winners. 748 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:30,000 Stop running your mouth and just race. Donkey-feet face! 749 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,583 Pon. I'm getting off here. 750 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:34,541 Go, go. Hurry. 751 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,750 I miss you. 752 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,708 Miss me for what? 753 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,583 See you in the evening. I miss you already. 754 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,500 Evening? You've seen my wife? 755 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,208 Yikes. Don't make me throw up. Go! 756 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,041 Open the door. 757 00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:48,958 Hey, wait! 758 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:52,000 -What? -Tell your driver. Life means something. 759 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:54,000 Don't risk it with Paul Walker. 760 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:57,166 My head! 761 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,458 Sorry. You're in my way. 762 00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:00,958 Hey, you know what? After the race, 763 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,666 you'll know I'm Vin S.H. 764 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:06,125 Paul! 765 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:07,416 Bye, bye, Paul! 766 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,333 Get on the bus. 767 00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:10,958 Is that hair or a scourer? 768 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,500 Let's go. My robe is all wet. 769 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,291 My dear passengers, 770 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,208 it's time to hold on to your seats. 771 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,583 Let's go! 772 00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,208 Paul! 773 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,708 Pon, they're behind us. Hurry. 774 00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:45,958 Hurry, bro. 775 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,083 Hurry. 776 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,333 Hurry. 777 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,875 Go! 778 00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:13,250 Hey, don't let him win. 779 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:14,333 Let's go. 780 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:15,958 Don't let them win! 781 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,375 Sit in your seat! 782 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:19,416 They're coming. 783 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,625 Skunk, skunk! 784 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,375 Paul is winning, he's winning! 785 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,291 Bitch! 786 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:49,000 Come after me. 787 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,791 Pon, show him. 788 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:53,875 Try to beat me. 789 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,833 Don't let him win, okay? 790 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:06,875 RAMA VIII - HAPPYLAND 791 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,125 Hurry, hurry. 792 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,583 Hey, someone is sick. 793 00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:11,625 Brother, I'm scared. 794 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,333 Don't be scared. I'm right here. 795 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,666 Are you what I think you are? 796 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,166 How could that be? 797 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:29,125 What about you? 798 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:30,458 Yes. 799 00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:32,875 So I guess one of them. 800 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:34,666 Go back to cheering. Let's go! 801 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:40,541 -What the hell? -Gear stick. 802 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,166 Put it back. 803 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:53,291 Awesome! 804 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,625 -Paul is winning! -Here. 805 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,291 What's happening? 806 00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,583 Right. 807 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,750 Hey. 808 00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,583 Where are you going? 809 00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:40,583 Is there a snake? 810 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:45,708 Can't hold it anymore. 811 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,625 It got me! 812 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:07,416 Help! Somebody help! There's a snake biting my balls. 813 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,750 You! 814 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,833 It's even worse now. 815 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,375 Somebody help me. 816 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,791 Hurry up. Hurry. 817 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:24,958 Hurry. 818 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:26,416 Help me! 819 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,875 Pon! 820 00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:33,125 Aren't you getting off? 821 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:35,208 I don't know. 822 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,166 What do you know? 823 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:37,583 Why are you playing with a snake? 824 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:40,000 I'm not playing. It's biting my balls. 825 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:41,833 Help him. 826 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,625 -I'm scared of snakes. -What? 827 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,208 Scared of a snake? 828 00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:49,125 -Where's the snake? -I'm not scared of snakes. 829 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,708 Look. Right here. 830 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,416 If you're not scared, then help me. 831 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,958 -Okay. -Don't worry about me. Mind the snake. 832 00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:56,416 Hurry. Come help. 833 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,583 Hurry. 834 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:08,625 Stop! 835 00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:09,875 This isn't helping. 836 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,583 I used to be a nurse. I'll help you. 837 00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:12,833 It must be hungry 838 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,000 and must have mistaken that for a rat and swallowed it. 839 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,958 Don't pull, rather let it swallow the whole thing. 840 00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:19,583 Then pull it hard. 841 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,000 Hey, the snake's head is still there. 842 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:25,291 No. It's my penis. 843 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:27,250 Don't worry. I can suck up the venom. 844 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:34,250 Live sucking. Never seen it before. 845 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:39,291 You're all right. There's no more venom. 846 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:42,041 Girl, a python doesn't have venom. 847 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,958 What? So what did I just suck out? 848 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:44,875 My venom. 849 00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,333 Serves you right. Sucking without asking. Some must have gone down your throat. 850 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:52,291 -Pon, are you all right? -Bring the gurney. 851 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,083 I can take the snake bite. But when she sucked me... 852 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,083 What? 853 00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,333 I'm exhausted. 854 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,291 Bring the gurney. 855 00:45:58,416 --> 00:45:59,583 Hurry up, bro! 856 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,208 Hurry up. 857 00:46:02,291 --> 00:46:03,458 Lay down. 858 00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:05,166 Bro, let's retrieve what we hid. 859 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,166 Let's go. 860 00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:15,750 Lift him up. Come on. 861 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:20,625 Hey, what are you doing? 862 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,291 Let's go. 863 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:26,541 Easy. 864 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,750 Go, go. 865 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,875 Up there, help him. 866 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:32,875 Get on the bus. 867 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,875 Help! Help! The snake is squeezing me. 868 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,458 Help. The snake is squeezing me. 869 00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:41,666 Don't bite me, okay? 870 00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,208 Who can drive a bus? 871 00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:44,333 No. 872 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:45,833 Can anyone drive a bus? 873 00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:48,583 Me. I can drive. 874 00:46:48,666 --> 00:46:50,625 Go ahead then. Take him to hospital. 875 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:51,583 -Okay, okay. -Hurry. 876 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:54,833 You can do everything? Are you crazy? 877 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:56,125 Yes, I am. 878 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:59,083 We're all right now. 879 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,291 You're okay, right? 880 00:47:01,833 --> 00:47:05,833 I'm sorry. Before going to the hospital, let's dress the wound. 881 00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:07,333 -Go ahead. -Wait. 882 00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:08,500 -Okay. -Girl. 883 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:11,041 After him, could you help me, too? 884 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,291 -What's wrong with you? -Hemorrhoids. 885 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,958 Easy. Use a rubber band. 886 00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:17,791 Open it. 887 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:21,416 Are you crazy? Show my penis to all these people? 888 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:24,416 It's swollen to the size of a cat's head. It's not appealing. 889 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,833 I'm sorry. I need eyewitnesses. 890 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,375 No need. 891 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,416 Easy, bro. 892 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,000 Let me sterilize it. 893 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,416 Put a lot on. 894 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,250 Why scream? It's to kill germs. 895 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,041 Kill germs, or me? You sprayed the whole thing, bitch? 896 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:42,083 Okay, okay. Let's get started. 897 00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:44,333 Let me put on gloves. So it's clean. 898 00:47:44,416 --> 00:47:45,458 Other side. 899 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,041 Sorry, sorry. 900 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,458 -Bitch! -Easy, girl. 901 00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,291 Carefully put them on. 902 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,166 Great. You hit yourself. 903 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,875 We'll sterilize it and then suture. 904 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,291 -Do you have anesthetic? -One moment. Sorry. Can I borrow it? 905 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,791 -What are you doing? -One moment. 906 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:07,791 -What are you doing? -Numbing it. 907 00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:10,125 Numb, my ass. It hurts! 908 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:11,166 Not there yet. 909 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,500 He's injured. Please help him. 910 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:32,291 Hang in there. We'll take you to the hospital. 911 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:33,875 Enough. 912 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,125 My head! 913 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,583 Calm down. You'll soon be at the hospital. 914 00:48:40,666 --> 00:48:41,625 You're so capable. 915 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,458 Thank you. 916 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:46,500 -Nurse. -Yeah. 917 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:48,500 Wash it sometimes. 918 00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,416 I always wash it. It's a sweaty day. 919 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,708 It's so smelly, you pole dancer. 920 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:55,958 -Hush! Or I'll cut your suture. -Stuck in my nose. 921 00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,208 What'd you bandage my face for? My penis hurts, not my face. 922 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:01,208 Take it off. 923 00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,166 Right now? 924 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:03,666 Yes. 925 00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:05,166 Don't just look at it. 926 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,208 What are you doing? Grooming? 927 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:11,166 -Let's go! -Okay, okay. 928 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,708 He's almost dead. 929 00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:13,625 Hey... 930 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:14,833 Be calm and collected. 931 00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:16,041 I don't care. 932 00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:17,458 Ready? 933 00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:19,208 I've been ready. 934 00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,958 Let's go to the hospital. 935 00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:29,916 So painful! 936 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,541 Calm down, Grandpa. 937 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:35,416 Wait... Well... teacher... Soon you'll be dead. 938 00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,916 You'll soon be at the hospital. 939 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,208 Drive faster! He's almost dead. 940 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,083 You two are not helping, just cursing me to death. 941 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,416 Move. We're in a rush to the hospital. 942 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:54,291 Hang on tight. 943 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:02,333 Don't get too excited. 944 00:50:04,541 --> 00:50:06,041 Get out of the way! 945 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:23,500 Help him sit. 946 00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:30,541 Be careful, your Holiness. 947 00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,166 So, how is he? Dead? 948 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,083 Looks dead. 949 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,125 Not yet. 950 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,916 -Pull over! I want to get off. -Why? 951 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,791 Pull over! 952 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:07,041 You guys. He's dead. 953 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,333 Dead? 954 00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:14,583 What the hell? 955 00:51:14,666 --> 00:51:16,041 Not breathing anymore! 956 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,541 Somebody's dead? 957 00:51:20,666 --> 00:51:22,750 What the hell? 958 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:24,166 Everything is wrong here. 959 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,166 Shit. 960 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:31,250 Move! We need to go to the hospital. 961 00:51:44,958 --> 00:51:46,875 Why'd you bring me on this crappy bus? 962 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:48,625 All this commotion. 963 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:50,500 I didn't know it'd be like this. 964 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,750 By now, I should have been home. 965 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:55,666 Yeah. 966 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:57,916 What would my mom say? 967 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,458 Somebody take a look at him. 968 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:04,416 Dead or alive? Fuck. 969 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,625 Yikes! 970 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,000 Bro, it's your phone. 971 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,791 -You stole my phone? -Yes. 972 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,958 No! You dropped it over there. 973 00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:20,125 Can I borrow it to make a call? 974 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,291 -You need it? -Yes. 975 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:24,583 What's the number? 976 00:52:24,666 --> 00:52:26,333 -0-8-8... -0-8-8... 977 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:27,833 -8-8-8... -8-8-8... 978 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:29,625 -8-8-8-8. -8-8-8-8. 979 00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:31,583 -Here. -I think I'll die before I get home. 980 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:34,916 -Want to get off at the next stop? -Okay, okay. Ring the bell. 981 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,208 Thank you very much. It rang, but nobody answered. 982 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:40,125 Quick. Ring it. 983 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,208 This stop, please! 984 00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:44,583 It rang, but nobody answered. 985 00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:47,583 -What number did you call? -0-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8. 986 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:49,958 Whose number is that? 987 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,833 The number to cut the brake line. 988 00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,458 -Cut the brake line? -Fuck! 989 00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:01,333 The brakes aren't working! 990 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:03,541 What? The brakes aren't working. 991 00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:05,583 -I didn't mean to. -You didn't mean to? 992 00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:07,791 It wasn't me. The brakes are just not working. 993 00:53:11,416 --> 00:53:12,666 Red light! 994 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,375 Station One to Station Two. A bus ran a red light. 995 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,958 Code 40. Tien Ruammit intersection. 996 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:39,166 There are some injured. Please send an ambulance, stat. 997 00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:41,500 Calm down. Focus. 998 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,208 The bus could crash and kill us all. 999 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:46,166 Shut the fuck up. 1000 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:49,541 Don't worry. I'm used to handling responsibilities. 1001 00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,625 -I'm scared, I'm scared. -What are you mumbling? 1002 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:07,500 Are you drunk? 1003 00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:10,291 Move. 1004 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,833 He's cutting us off. 1005 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,750 Everybody, stop! 1006 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:20,000 Find a way to stop the bus. Or... 1007 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:22,291 I'll kill myself. 1008 00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:23,750 Okay. 1009 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,500 Go ahead, shoot yourself. 1010 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,583 Come on. 1011 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:31,291 Stop. If you don't stop me, I'll shoot at my heart. 1012 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:34,125 Go ahead. 1013 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,500 Hey! 1014 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:38,458 Are you gonna shut up now? 1015 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,875 Sit down. Sit! 1016 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:44,041 Are you crazy? Carrying a gun on the bus. 1017 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,166 It's dangerous, you know? 1018 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:48,541 Or you're a criminal who has just robbed a bank? 1019 00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:51,500 Or you're a kidnapper. Who are you? Why do you have a gun? 1020 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,333 Why? Want to be the first to die? 1021 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,458 Dumbass! That's all you got? 1022 00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:04,500 -Are you gonna sit down? Go. -Okay. 1023 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:06,250 Calm down, okay? 1024 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,291 -Shut the hell up! -He's just sick. 1025 00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:10,791 The blonde head. 1026 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,500 Hey! 1027 00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:14,625 Why are you jumpy? Call the police. 1028 00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:16,708 Tell them the brakes aren't working. Hurry. 1029 00:55:17,791 --> 00:55:19,583 I called a meeting today... 1030 00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:22,250 because I really need help. 1031 00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:26,083 I have been chasing them all over. But I still can't catch them. 1032 00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,458 To tell you the truth... 1033 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,125 many people are also chasing them. 1034 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:32,708 That's why I called you guys here. 1035 00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:33,750 All hands on deck. 1036 00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:34,916 Understand? 1037 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:36,875 If we can catch them, 1038 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,791 it will be your success. 1039 00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:45,125 Do you have something to report? 1040 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:48,416 I want to tell you that this morning... 1041 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,583 I caught one of them. 1042 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:53,500 -Slowball. -You're good. 1043 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:54,791 Amazing. 1044 00:55:55,791 --> 00:55:57,166 Why didn't you tell me? 1045 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,583 I secretly did it. 1046 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,291 I heard that one of them is in our station. 1047 00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:05,500 I was gonna tell you that it's in your office. 1048 00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:07,250 -Really? -Yes. 1049 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:09,125 Yes. Wait. 1050 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:11,875 Hey! Wait. 1051 00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:13,458 Stay still. I found it. 1052 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,291 -Right in front of your face. -Really? 1053 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,041 Here it is. Stay still. 1054 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,083 Dodging? 1055 00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:22,041 Wait. You stay still. 1056 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,333 Stay still. This way. 1057 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:28,166 Don't dodge. Damn. No more balls. 1058 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:31,166 -Boss. Here, I found it. -What? 1059 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,375 It's yellow, isn't it? 1060 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,666 -Hey. It's with me? -Same one. Boss, stay still. 1061 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:36,916 -Fuck. Get this! -Hey... 1062 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,333 -That's our boss. -Sorry. 1063 00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:41,291 -Boss. -What's up? 1064 00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:44,666 We got a 191 call. The brakes of bus number 888 aren't working. 1065 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:47,958 It's now on Ratchada Road, which is in our jurisdiction. 1066 00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,625 Tell everyone on the bus 1067 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:54,041 to get a grip and calm down. 1068 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,458 I'll go there immediately. 1069 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:58,375 Let me catch a Pokémon. 1070 00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:03,333 -Where is it now? -Boss? I think we should go now. 1071 00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:04,875 -Why? -In our area, 1072 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:07,625 there should be a lot of them because there are courts. 1073 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:11,500 I've found so many of them. All beautiful. 1074 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:15,916 Here. 1,500-1,600 XP. High points. All beautiful. 1075 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,958 Where? 1076 00:57:17,041 --> 00:57:18,416 -Poseidon, sir. -That's a Pokémon? 1077 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,833 A masseuse. 1078 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:23,750 Yeah. Yes, sir. 1079 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:24,958 Okay, sir. 1080 00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,250 Everybody, relax. 1081 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,291 Calm down. 1082 00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:32,750 Right now the police are chasing Pokémons. 1083 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:36,916 No. They are finding a way to help us. 1084 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:44,375 Wait, guys. Calm down. 1085 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,000 The police are coming. 1086 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,625 Thai police can do a lot of things. 1087 00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:50,416 Catch criminals, drugs, set up checkpoints 1088 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,833 by electric poles to surprise the bikers. 1089 00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:54,791 And this is a serious case, catching Pokémons. 1090 00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:58,583 They are not easy to find. 1091 00:57:58,666 --> 00:58:00,791 When are you gonna stop being delusional? 1092 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:04,291 The bus can't stop. What should we do? 1093 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:10,125 -Stop! -Move. I want them to see us. 1094 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:12,750 Did you hear something? 1095 00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:14,291 What? 1096 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:18,583 Clock. 1097 00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:20,708 Correct. It's a clock. 1098 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,625 That's because I put a time bomb on this bus. 1099 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,708 Bomb! Bomb! 1100 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,541 It will all go off at once. 1101 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:32,541 Boom. 1102 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:34,416 -Done. -Very good. 1103 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,333 -Nobody saw us. -Great. Let's go home. 1104 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,375 No. I didn't plot any bomb. 1105 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:40,083 And I didn't cut any brake line. 1106 00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,208 Then let's go. 1107 00:58:41,291 --> 00:58:43,291 Remember us? 1108 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,375 Think. 1109 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:46,208 Think. 1110 00:58:46,291 --> 00:58:47,208 Think. 1111 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:48,833 Think. Think. 1112 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,291 That fucker is looking at me. 1113 00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:52,000 He might be one of your friends. 1114 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,500 I don't have a friend like this. 1115 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,291 Bro, he's choking me. 1116 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:58,916 -What are you looking at me for? -And you're looking at me. 1117 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,666 What? Are you messing with me? 1118 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:04,125 Shit. Are you sleeping now? 1119 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,000 He's not sleeping. My friend knocked him out. 1120 00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,958 Fucker! 1121 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:19,541 We are here, motherfuckers. 1122 00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:20,666 Where? 1123 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,791 Police station. 1124 00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:24,625 What did I do? 1125 00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,875 -Let's go for a re-education. -You the driver, nerd, 1126 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:29,000 remember my face. I'll get you back later. 1127 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,333 Now I know. 1128 00:59:30,416 --> 00:59:33,041 You're the ones that were fighting on my bus. 1129 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:33,958 Yeah. 1130 00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:35,958 I wished you would become good guys. 1131 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:37,500 But you are fucking worse. 1132 00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:38,833 Are you calling me names? 1133 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:41,041 We are Youths of the Year, seven years in a row... 1134 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:43,208 Youths? Your faces are super old. 1135 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,916 Should have been sent for re-education. Bastards. 1136 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,541 Should have sent you to... 1137 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:48,750 Eat this! 1138 00:59:50,291 --> 00:59:51,625 Will you shut up now? 1139 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,041 Now... when I put my finger 1140 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,541 and press it 1141 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:58,583 like this... 1142 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,958 the bomb will be activated. 1143 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:06,125 You'll all be dead. But we'll go home and sleep happily. 1144 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:07,291 But you've pressed it. 1145 01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:10,541 -Have I? -Shit. You pressed it so many times. 1146 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:12,125 Can you hear it? 1147 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,041 -Yes, your Holiness. -What noise? 1148 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,875 -Engine noise. -Listen for a bomb. 1149 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:21,291 -Yes, I heard. -What is it? 1150 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,416 A time bomb. 1151 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:26,708 What should we do now? 1152 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:30,875 It'll go off in less than an hour. 1153 01:00:32,791 --> 01:00:36,041 Good. Then I have time to kick your ass. 1154 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,416 There's a bomb? 1155 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,541 Yes, sir. We need to do something before it goes off. 1156 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:43,958 I agree with him. 1157 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,958 Then we should get this bus out of our jurisdiction asap. 1158 01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:50,416 We should take it to an open area. 1159 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:55,208 And help the passengers out by asking for military help, 1160 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:56,250 for safety. 1161 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:59,583 How about at Don Mueang or Suvarnabhumi Airport? 1162 01:00:59,666 --> 01:01:01,083 That's good. 1163 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:03,166 Because neither are in our jurisdiction. 1164 01:01:04,166 --> 01:01:06,500 See? All because of your dumbness. 1165 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:09,416 Speaking before thinking. 1166 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,541 Why are you yelling at me? We're in this together. We're all hurt. 1167 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,791 Yeah? 1168 01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:18,625 What's up with your face? 1169 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:22,458 I've was wondering. Since we've got on the bus, 1170 01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,916 you haven't spoken to anybody. Why? 1171 01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:28,541 I got my ass kicked by a cop's son and his boys. 1172 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:30,541 Got your ass kicked? 1173 01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:33,208 Why are you so dumb to let them do that? 1174 01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:35,916 Yeah, why are you so dumb to let them do that? 1175 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,166 Don't you see lots of feet here? 1176 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,583 Bro, it's all right. 1177 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:46,500 If we survive this, 1178 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:48,541 my boys and I 1179 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,708 will go help you to get back at them. 1180 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:52,833 Still want to fight? 1181 01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:02,041 Breaking news. Bus no. 888, 1182 01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:07,333 full of passengers, can't stop because the brake isn't working. 1183 01:02:07,416 --> 01:02:10,375 Right now, the bus is on Ratchada Road 1184 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,375 near Thailand Culture Center Intersection. 1185 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:15,833 We are informed that the bus driver is Ponsak Chuanchuen. 1186 01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:18,791 Pon! Fuck! 1187 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,916 Don't die yet, please. 1188 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,750 To all gods and angels, 1189 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:27,958 if I survive this, I'll become a real monk. 1190 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:30,125 -What? You're not a monk? -No. 1191 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:31,875 Why are you wearing a monk robe? 1192 01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:32,958 I bought it. 1193 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,833 You know it's wrong? 1194 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:37,708 -Yes, I do. -Then why did you do it? 1195 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:41,916 Your Holiness, all the alms I got, 1196 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,291 I never sell them, 1197 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:46,916 I donate them to the poor in slums. 1198 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,833 Where are all the kids? 1199 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:50,583 I'm here. 1200 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,375 Here. Eat it. 1201 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:58,541 Remember, work hard at school. 1202 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:02,750 Your stomach is full now. Study hard, not just play. 1203 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:06,666 Your parents are tired. Tomorrow I'll bring some more. 1204 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,958 You're so bad. 1205 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,666 Pretending to be a monk. 1206 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:13,625 -Sinner! I wish you go to hell. -Yeah. 1207 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:16,625 You tarnish the religion. I might not survive today, but let me yell at you. 1208 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:17,958 -Yeah. -I did respect you. 1209 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:20,166 Wait. Did I kill your parents or something? 1210 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,500 Why are you yelling at me? 1211 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:23,000 Not the least bit of shame? 1212 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,125 This is not nice. 1213 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:25,291 Hey! 1214 01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:27,708 Let me take care of him. 1215 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,583 Yeah. Give him some. 1216 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,750 Fake monk. 1217 01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:38,041 Fuck. You're just putting your hands on your hips. 1218 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:40,208 When you do something good 1219 01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:43,625 and somebody says you're doing it for an image, 1220 01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:45,416 let them think so. 1221 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:47,083 They can only criticize other people, 1222 01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:48,500 but do nothing good. 1223 01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:53,833 Well... 1224 01:03:53,916 --> 01:03:55,583 let's think of him as a Robin Hood monk. 1225 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:58,458 Taking from the rich to give to the poor. 1226 01:03:58,541 --> 01:04:01,666 Uniform or good clothes... 1227 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:05,291 are not proof of good people. 1228 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:10,000 But a good mind is. 1229 01:04:11,291 --> 01:04:12,958 Amen. 1230 01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:14,750 That was unexpected. 1231 01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:17,583 You should become a monk. 1232 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:19,958 -I was once, don't want to be again. -Why? 1233 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:22,166 Too tiring to climb a mountain. 1234 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:23,375 Come here. 1235 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:26,666 I'm so sorry. 1236 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,000 That's all right. 1237 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:33,250 While we are alive... 1238 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,375 do something good to each other. 1239 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:38,041 When you die, 1240 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:39,916 you can't take anything with you. 1241 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:42,333 Hey, lift the corpse up. 1242 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,375 Be careful. 1243 01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,458 What? Give him some respect. 1244 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:47,958 You, too? 1245 01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:03,541 -Ob! -What's up? 1246 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:04,666 Ob... 1247 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:06,250 Have you heard about my boyfriend? 1248 01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,375 Yeah. 1249 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:10,916 Please. Please help him, Ob. 1250 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,041 Okay. My boss is giving the orders. 1251 01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:17,875 Please help him. I love him very much. 1252 01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:20,000 Don't worry. My sister's boyfriend 1253 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,875 is like my brother. I love you the same. 1254 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:24,083 Thank you so much. 1255 01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,875 You love him, but what about Dad? 1256 01:05:26,958 --> 01:05:31,000 I don't know if he's still mad at me for leaving him for Pon. 1257 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:34,541 Nah. He's been asking about you every day. 1258 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:35,750 What did he say? 1259 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:38,916 He's worried about whether you can afford your living. 1260 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,625 It's all about love. 1261 01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:48,500 I can't help it. Pon is good, handsome, and capable. 1262 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:50,416 You're sure? 1263 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,875 -Anyway, please help him. -Okay. 1264 01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:55,125 By the way, have you got your tattoo removed? 1265 01:05:55,208 --> 01:05:58,458 He had his replaced with another tattoo. Hurry. 1266 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,708 -This way. -What? 1267 01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:05,958 Fuck. 1268 01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:10,166 The bus with no brakes is the same one that I forgot my gun on. 1269 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:12,333 Don't panic. We'll find a way to get it together. 1270 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:14,833 We? Get it together? 1271 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:18,541 Get your gun back together. Well, I have to get back 1272 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:22,375 -before our boss finds out this, too. -I'm glad. I'm so glad to see my gun. 1273 01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:25,250 -See you. -To see my gun. 1274 01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:27,625 What do we do to get my gun back? 1275 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:29,208 What's up with you? 1276 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,291 Nothing. 1277 01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:32,666 You're frowning. 1278 01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:35,458 It's nothing. 1279 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:40,000 If you want to ask me something, you can. 1280 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,250 Remember that night? 1281 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:49,541 Which night? 1282 01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:08,833 That night? 1283 01:07:08,916 --> 01:07:13,583 Salin just kept me company. Nothing happened between us. 1284 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,166 How about me? 1285 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000 You, I love. 1286 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:55,125 Neither airport is giving us permission to use their space. 1287 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:58,125 Well, then, contact the airport nearest to Bangkok. 1288 01:07:58,208 --> 01:07:59,333 Yes, sir. 1289 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:04,291 You go tell the passengers on the bus to be calm and collected. 1290 01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,000 Don't panic. 1291 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:10,666 We'll lead them to the nearest airport. 1292 01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:12,083 Yes, sir. 1293 01:08:12,166 --> 01:08:15,666 Let me say it here. I want this to be confidential. 1294 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,458 Do not let the press know. 1295 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,791 Yes, sir. 1296 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:20,250 Hello, Mom. 1297 01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,916 I'll do my homework at my friend's. 1298 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,583 I might be late. Yeah. 1299 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:29,458 Yeah. 1300 01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:32,708 Don't worry about me. Yeah. 1301 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:35,208 Love you, Mom. 1302 01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:37,083 Why did you lie to her? 1303 01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,625 A little white lie. 1304 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:45,875 -Where's the bus going? -I don't know. 1305 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,166 Get up! 1306 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:53,916 I told you to get up. 1307 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,666 Hey, back off. 1308 01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:58,000 Calm down. What are you doing? 1309 01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,375 I want my stuff. 1310 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:03,375 -What is it? -Something valuable to me, 1311 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:04,916 and can make me rich. 1312 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,583 I knew it! He's a criminal. 1313 01:09:06,666 --> 01:09:09,458 Criminal? Then that child is not his brother? 1314 01:09:09,541 --> 01:09:10,500 He's my brother. 1315 01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:13,250 He doesn't look like you at all. 1316 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,000 You're black as coal, he's white as cotton. 1317 01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,208 I'll shoot anyone who comes closer. 1318 01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:22,916 Lift your butt. 1319 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,375 He'll hurt the hostage. 1320 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:26,916 Taking a child as a hostage? Let's kick his ass. 1321 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,958 I'll kick your ass instead! Fucking yelling out. 1322 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,666 Move back. 1323 01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:35,541 You! 1324 01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:38,291 Don't be scared. It's a fake gun. 1325 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:39,458 How do you know? 1326 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:41,625 The noise when it fell. 1327 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:44,625 That's right. The real one is here. 1328 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,250 Here, look if you don't believe me. 1329 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:51,666 Why are you doing this? 1330 01:09:56,291 --> 01:09:57,416 Brother. 1331 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,666 Yes. 1332 01:09:59,791 --> 01:10:04,333 Today, my friends told me that they went to a theme park. 1333 01:10:04,416 --> 01:10:06,250 I want to go there sometime. 1334 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:12,833 Can you take me there? I want to go there. 1335 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:21,666 Maud, the entry fees are expensive. 1336 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:26,583 Shouldn't we spend all this money on food? 1337 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:27,916 Okay? 1338 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,708 Okay. 1339 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:37,833 If Mom and Dad were still alive, they could have taken us there. 1340 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:45,125 I should go to bed now. 1341 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:46,291 Maud. 1342 01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:50,916 Maud. 1343 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,750 What's going on? 1344 01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:55,666 Why are you crying? 1345 01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,375 I'm missing Mom and Dad. 1346 01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,250 Maud. 1347 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,833 Don't cry. 1348 01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:18,625 We're poor. 1349 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,958 That's not the point. You're not the only one. 1350 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:23,791 We can't choose how we were born. Look at me. 1351 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,833 A face like this should be a CEO, but I'm a bus driver. 1352 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,333 Kid, you look like a blobfish. 1353 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,166 Give it back to me! 1354 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,791 -Shoot me if you dare. -Fuck! 1355 01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:40,750 The bullet would hit me first. 1356 01:11:40,833 --> 01:11:43,000 -Here. Open it. -Defy me? 1357 01:11:43,125 --> 01:11:45,458 You defy me? 1358 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:51,000 You want to see my wrath? Give it back. 1359 01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:53,291 Give it back to me. 1360 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:54,375 Here, bro. 1361 01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:57,875 You'll be in jail for a long time. 1362 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:03,083 Because you sell... sausage. 1363 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:12,250 This alone will fill you up. 1364 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,875 Hey, stop! 1365 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:23,375 Kid, hold this. 1366 01:12:27,791 --> 01:12:28,958 Where did you get this? 1367 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,708 Somebody told me to hold it. 1368 01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:31,666 Stop! 1369 01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:33,666 Let's go. 1370 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:40,375 Sergeant! Somebody saw them outside 1371 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:41,958 -Let's go. -Yes, sir. 1372 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:15,083 Maud, don't tell anybody where I hid it, okay? 1373 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:17,750 We'll be rich and can go to the theme park. 1374 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:21,083 Hey, you know what? 1375 01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:24,791 It's bad enough to be poor, don't be a criminal. 1376 01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:30,458 Many poor people with legal jobs have become rich. 1377 01:13:30,541 --> 01:13:31,958 Stop doing this. 1378 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:34,625 Don't let the rich look down upon us. 1379 01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:36,583 Be poor but proud with a legal job. 1380 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:39,583 Two sausages can't make you rich. 1381 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:44,541 Pon, the police are calling. 1382 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,750 Hello. 1383 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:48,750 Yes. 1384 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:53,250 The police said they would lead us to the nearest airport. 1385 01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,458 Okay, sir. Bye. 1386 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,416 Think about it. 1387 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,833 About what I told you. 1388 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:13,666 Stop crying. 1389 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,375 I'll take you to the theme park. 1390 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:42,875 Guys, we're here. 1391 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:47,958 We're okay now. 1392 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:56,583 Hey! The driver! 1393 01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:58,166 Why don't you follow the police? 1394 01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,833 Why did you turn this way? 1395 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,458 Over there! 1396 01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:02,875 What's up with you? 1397 01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,958 -What? -Hey! An airplane! 1398 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:11,166 Everyone, don't panic. 1399 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:15,708 We have less than eight minutes left until this bus explodes. 1400 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:18,916 Hey, hey. 1401 01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:23,375 Guys, there's a military truck. They came to help us. 1402 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:24,875 We'll be okay. 1403 01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:27,583 Let the injured go first. Open the door. 1404 01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:30,333 -Where are you going? -What? 1405 01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:32,000 Let the injured go first. 1406 01:16:32,083 --> 01:16:34,458 I don't care. I'll go first. 1407 01:16:34,541 --> 01:16:36,000 Hey, your Holiness. 1408 01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:37,250 You're a fake. 1409 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:41,083 You deserve to die on the bus. I should go first, my girl is waiting. 1410 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:43,916 Stop. Your girl means nothing. I have to go do my boobs. 1411 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:47,958 Can we cut in front of you? 1412 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:49,625 -Where are you going? -Home to play games. 1413 01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:52,458 Fuck! Still thinking of games? Move back. 1414 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:55,208 You all move away. I'll go first. I come with a child. 1415 01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:57,000 Why did you bring him here? 1416 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:58,416 You go. 1417 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,583 Hey. No need to fight. 1418 01:17:00,666 --> 01:17:03,416 -There's another door. -The back door is broken. It won't open. 1419 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,583 -Hey! -The front door can open. Let's take it. 1420 01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:06,666 Hey! 1421 01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:08,625 -So take the back door, not the front. -Hey! 1422 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:10,041 What is that for? 1423 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,833 Let me go first. 1424 01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,166 Do your boobs? Do a repair first. 1425 01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,875 Here. 1426 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,833 Point it at me. 1427 01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:22,166 -You're not becoming a monk? -If I survive, I'll come back. 1428 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:23,125 Go! 1429 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:24,583 Good! 1430 01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:26,125 -Go on. -Open the door. 1431 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,000 Help me, please. 1432 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,541 Go on. 1433 01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,708 Hurry. 1434 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,583 Almost there, Pon. Hurry. 1435 01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:53,208 Step right here. 1436 01:18:57,416 --> 01:18:58,875 Hey! Hey! 1437 01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,333 The airplane! 1438 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:06,916 Fuck! 1439 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,583 The driver! You drive! 1440 01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:19,750 I'm the conductor. I'm not the driver. You are. 1441 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:23,958 I love you. 1442 01:19:24,041 --> 01:19:25,875 I love you, too, Pon. 1443 01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:30,500 -If we must die, you die first, okay? -What? 1444 01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:33,291 -You die first. -Shit. We die together. 1445 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:47,375 Sir, the bus is going into the forest. 1446 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:58,750 -What the fuck? -What do we do? 1447 01:20:15,541 --> 01:20:21,625 It's the meaning of love 1448 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:27,750 No matter how far apart we are 1449 01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:33,875 It's the meaning of friendship 1450 01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:40,916 It will never fade 1451 01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:45,000 Sir, the passengers on the bus 1452 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,250 are all safe. 1453 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:50,750 And the bus fell off the cliff into the sea, and exploded. 1454 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:54,125 Luckily, it didn't explode in our area. 1455 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,541 Yippee! 1456 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,875 It's just hatched. Look. 1457 01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:00,375 Awesome. 1458 01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:04,333 -Look! -It's hatched. 1459 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:14,208 LATER... ON 1460 01:22:21,791 --> 01:22:24,291 I know that deep down 1461 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:25,958 you're a good person. 1462 01:22:27,041 --> 01:22:30,291 So, I'd like you to work hard on practicing the dharma 1463 01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:34,166 and help maintain the religion to stay strong. 1464 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,958 I'd like to congratulate you with this merit 1465 01:22:37,041 --> 01:22:38,541 and bless you. 1466 01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:53,333 Brother, are you ready? I don't want to miss the theme park. 1467 01:22:54,333 --> 01:22:56,541 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 1468 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:58,000 Let's go. 1469 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,291 Let's go. You ready? 1470 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:07,000 -Yes. -Okay. Let's go. 1471 01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:12,541 Before I go home, can I get your line ID? 1472 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:13,666 What line? 1473 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:14,791 The end of the line. 1474 01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,583 Love you till the end of the line. 1475 01:23:18,583 --> 01:23:23,333 Nurse. I'd like to take you to see America. 1476 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:24,500 Which state? 1477 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,750 -The state of love. -Love you very much. 1478 01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,375 How about you? Got something? 1479 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:33,875 Nurse. Don't sit like that for long. You might be hungry. 1480 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:35,791 -Hungry for food? -Hungry for me. 1481 01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:38,666 Really? 1482 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:40,375 You can't beat me. 1483 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,458 Let me see your hand. 1484 01:23:45,083 --> 01:23:46,708 Your skin is so smooth. 1485 01:23:46,791 --> 01:23:48,916 If you come live with me, 1486 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,750 I'll give it a good cleaning. 1487 01:23:53,125 --> 01:23:55,333 The sea has sand. 1488 01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:59,083 My heart has you. I'm fantasizing... 1489 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,208 My fucking foot in your mouth. 1490 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,208 You're good. But... 1491 01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:08,791 we've just met, you shouldn't use that kind of language. 1492 01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:10,250 In response, 1493 01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:12,125 I'll slap you with my nose. 1494 01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:19,000 Slap here! Slap with your nose. 1495 01:24:19,083 --> 01:24:21,125 Want to try my foot? Fragrant. 1496 01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:23,958 There's nothing here, my dear wife. 1497 01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:27,458 I was complimenting you, your beauty, and your kindness to the nurse. 1498 01:24:27,541 --> 01:24:29,291 Really? Then it's okay. 1499 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,458 Let's go home, my dear. 1500 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,583 You look beautiful today. 1501 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:36,041 I'm still single. 1502 01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:38,666 -Hey! -You begging for an ass kicking? 1503 01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:40,333 Let's go home, my dear. 1504 01:24:40,416 --> 01:24:41,541 I brought a car today. 1505 01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:45,916 What a beautiful car. Whose car is it? 1506 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,708 My dad's car. 1507 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:50,250 You two talk to each other now. 1508 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:51,708 Well, we are not mad at each other. 1509 01:24:51,791 --> 01:24:54,291 I just chose to be with my dear husband. 1510 01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:01,166 Are you just talk or do you wanna race? 1511 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,333 Stay or leave? 1512 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:07,166 Let's go. 1513 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:08,833 -It's in the movie. -Pon! 1514 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:11,000 Ready? 1515 01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:12,583 -Let's go! -Go! 1516 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:33,541 It's the meaning of love 1517 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:39,666 No matter how far we are apart 1518 01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:45,791 It's the meaning of friendship 1519 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:52,625 It will never fade 1520 01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:31,041 Have you found your girl? 1521 01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:35,000 No. But I'll keep looking. 1522 01:26:35,083 --> 01:26:37,750 Good luck to you. 1523 01:26:37,833 --> 01:26:39,458 I hope you find her soon. 1524 01:26:40,041 --> 01:26:41,208 Thank you. 1525 01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,875 You know what? 1526 01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:14,416 I waited for you at the bus stop every day. 1527 01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:18,000 Days become months. 1528 01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:19,833 Months became forever. 1529 01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,333 No one can replace you. 1530 01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:26,125 Today, could you do me the honor? 1531 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:28,833 Go on a date with me, dinner with me, will you? 1532 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,541 I can't today. 1533 01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:33,041 I'm in a hurry. 1534 01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,875 I have to take her to Hong Kong. 1535 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:42,958 It's okay. 1536 01:27:43,041 --> 01:27:44,875 Please remember, 1537 01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:46,666 no matter how long, 1538 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:48,708 I'll be waiting for you right here. 1539 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:50,208 Ten years? 1540 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:51,583 Are you moving to Hong Kong? 1541 01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:54,208 I'll be in jail. Let's go. 1542 01:27:54,291 --> 01:27:57,083 Or I'll sue your mom for stealing. 1543 01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:01,583 No. 1544 01:28:01,666 --> 01:28:03,583 -No! -Hey. 1545 01:28:03,666 --> 01:28:05,916 -No! -What's wrong? 1546 01:28:06,041 --> 01:28:08,541 Do you remember him? 1547 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:09,791 Yeah, the handicapped guy. 1548 01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:11,666 And I thought you'd learned. 1549 01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:13,000 How can you say that? 1550 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,291 Guys, hold them up. 1551 01:28:17,291 --> 01:28:18,375 Here. 1552 01:28:21,375 --> 01:28:22,750 I'm a cop's son, you know. 1553 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:25,166 My dad holds a high rank. 1554 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:26,208 I don't care. 1555 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,416 Switch to another person. 1556 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,250 Okay. No problem. 1557 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:31,125 Nut. Do it. 1558 01:28:31,208 --> 01:28:32,666 -No, I can't. -Why? 1559 01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:34,375 Because I have premeditated it. 1560 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:35,750 How about you? 1561 01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,583 No? Then go ahead. 1562 01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:40,708 I didn't mean to do this. 1563 01:28:44,083 --> 01:28:45,166 Why are you slapping me? 1564 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,375 I'm a drag queen. 1565 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:47,375 I don't care. 1566 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:55,166 Mia. 1567 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,166 I don't think we can go on like this. 1568 01:29:01,166 --> 01:29:03,416 -What would you say if I sold drugs? -Are you crazy? 1569 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,541 The fellow at the end of the alley does it and he's become rich. 1570 01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:08,250 So you want to do it too? 1571 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:09,791 It's illegal, you know. 1572 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:11,541 Think about me. 1573 01:29:11,625 --> 01:29:13,500 If you got caught, how long would you be in jail? 1574 01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:15,250 What are you talking about? 1575 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:18,166 I mean, gluta beauty drug. 1576 01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:19,833 Fuck. 1577 01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:24,583 I thought you meant amphetamine or something. 1578 01:29:24,666 --> 01:29:27,208 Are you crazy? Look at me. 1579 01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:30,666 The police always search me. Test my pee and even my poop. 1580 01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:32,625 If I were a drug dealer, I'd be in jail for sure. 1581 01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:33,958 Well, you look like one. 1582 01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:37,500 I do? 1583 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,208 You don't know? 1584 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:41,458 You really look like one. 1585 01:29:53,291 --> 01:29:54,541 -Goddess... -No need to say it. 1586 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:57,166 I know it all. Ask me. 1587 01:29:59,041 --> 01:30:00,416 -Well... -No need to say it. 1588 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,666 I know it all. 1589 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:03,708 Ask me. 1590 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:07,083 Well, I've been broke for a long time. 1591 01:30:07,708 --> 01:30:09,291 When will I become rich? 1592 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:15,333 When you have a lot of money. 1593 01:30:19,791 --> 01:30:22,291 What would you say if I got up and kicked her? 1594 01:30:26,291 --> 01:30:30,166 Why are you all here? 1595 01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:38,375 Fake and bull... shit! 1596 01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:41,000 What are you saying? I have no idea what happened. 1597 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,750 Have no idea... 1598 01:30:45,833 --> 01:30:48,958 No idea at all... Swear on your dad's life... 1599 01:30:51,416 --> 01:30:52,541 Yeah. 1600 01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:59,166 Be careful. It'll spill on my bike. 1601 01:31:04,416 --> 01:31:07,958 I'm so lucky to see a hard-to-find creature. 1602 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:12,875 Your face looks so funny. 1603 01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:15,125 You were so brave to be born like that. 1604 01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:16,583 You! 1605 01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:17,708 You! 1606 01:31:17,791 --> 01:31:21,291 Before you criticize someone, look at your own face. 1607 01:31:21,833 --> 01:31:23,958 Why do people like to insult someone else? 1608 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:27,041 Don't judge people by the outside, but the inside. 1609 01:31:31,291 --> 01:31:33,416 -You, in the red shirt... -Yeah. 1610 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,416 You have a boyfriend? 1611 01:31:34,541 --> 01:31:35,833 No. 1612 01:31:35,916 --> 01:31:37,916 -Want to be my girlfriend? -Are you sure? 1613 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,625 Yeah. Hop on. 1614 01:31:40,541 --> 01:31:41,458 Bye-bye. 1615 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:45,708 There. 1616 01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:49,666 Sister, I'll let you kiss me. 1617 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:53,458 Great. 1618 01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:05,041 Why didn't he pick a pretty face like me? 1619 01:32:18,041 --> 01:32:20,000 -Are you okay? -Enough. That's enough. 1620 01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:23,041 Why are you driving so fast? The bus is full of people. 1621 01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:25,083 He needs to bring the injured to hospital. 1622 01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:26,416 I'm afraid to be us as well. 1623 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:28,208 -Where is your temple? -Koh Lak. 1624 01:32:28,291 --> 01:32:29,250 -Where is it? -Phuttake. 1625 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:31,583 -What temple again? -Are you messing with me? 1626 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:38,958 Now? 1627 01:32:39,041 --> 01:32:42,333 -I'm filing my nails, waiting for you. -Yeah, yeah. 1628 01:32:42,416 --> 01:32:44,083 That makes me horny. 1629 01:32:45,541 --> 01:32:47,833 -Damn it. I'm right here. -Where? 1630 01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:49,958 What the hell? 1631 01:32:54,041 --> 01:32:56,041 Don't smile. 1632 01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:58,166 I'm sorry. 1633 01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,708 I'm sorry. 1634 01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:06,291 It's too tight. He can't breathe. 1635 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:08,708 Do you know Monk Thammachaiya? 1636 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:10,541 Forget it. I won't play this joke. 1637 01:33:11,791 --> 01:33:13,416 The one who plays Likay? 1638 01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,208 Okay, okay. 1639 01:33:16,791 --> 01:33:18,250 -Can we redo the suture? -Why? 1640 01:33:18,333 --> 01:33:20,333 -My ring is gone. -You lost it in my balls? 1641 01:33:21,083 --> 01:33:23,000 -Get it back when I'm better. -My engagement ring. 1642 01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:25,083 Shit. 1643 01:33:25,708 --> 01:33:26,666 Take a photo. 1644 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:29,083 What? What? 1645 01:33:29,166 --> 01:33:30,333 What? 1646 01:33:34,291 --> 01:33:36,375 -What's next, pal? -I'm not your pal. 1647 01:33:38,166 --> 01:33:39,208 Sorry, sorry. 1648 01:33:39,291 --> 01:33:40,958 Subtitle translation by Sudaporn 100716