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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:17,051 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 2 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,629 * CAN YOU HEAR 3 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:32,466 * THE ROAD FROM THIS PLACE * 4 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,802 * CAN YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS? 5 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,437 * VOICES? 6 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,209 * CAN YOU SEE 7 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,111 * THE BLOOD ON MY SLEEVE? * 8 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,847 * I'VE FALLEN IN THE FOREST 9 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,516 * DID YOU HEAR ME? 10 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,853 * IN THE LONELINESS 11 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,490 * OH, THE LONELINESS 12 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,527 * AND THE SCREAM TO PROVE TO EVERYONE * 13 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,296 * THAT I EXIST 14 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,366 * IN THE LONELINESS 15 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,369 * OH, THE LONELINESS 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,771 * AND THE SCREAM TO BRING THE BLOOD * 17 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,341 * TO THE FRONT OF MY FACE AGAIN * 18 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,878 * AM I HERE? 19 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,749 * OF COURSE I AM, YES 20 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:25,786 * ALL I NEED IS YOUR HELP TO DRIVE ME OUT AGAIN * 21 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,391 * WASN'T ME 22 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:34,262 * I DIDN'T DIG THIS DITCH 23 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,696 * I WAS WALKING FOR WEEKS 24 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:39,533 * BEFORE I FELL IN 25 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,403 * TO THE LONELINESS 26 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,606 * OH, THE LONELINESS 27 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,742 * AND THE SCREAM TO PROVE TO EVERYONE * 28 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,745 * THAT I EXIST 29 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,815 * IN THE LONELINESS 30 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,818 * OH, THE LONELINESS 31 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,888 * AND THE SCREAM TO FILL THE THOUSAND BLACK * 32 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:04,192 * BALLOONS WITH AIR 33 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,193 OH! 34 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:21,409 OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO. 35 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,644 - THAT'S ME. - AND ME. 36 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,613 HEY, HOW'D YOUR MEETING GO YESTERDAY? 37 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,249 - WHAT MEETING? - YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE CLIENT. 38 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,784 - WHAT CLIENT? - YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE OFFICE, 39 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,387 THE STORE, THE... FABRIC THING. 40 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:37,291 OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YOU MEAN THE MEETING I HAVE LATER TODAY. 41 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,393 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 42 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,362 HOW'D YOUR MEETING GO LATER TODAY? 43 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:45,733 YOU ARE... AN I-D-I-O-T. 44 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,735 IDIOT! 45 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,204 ARE YOU TURNING MY OWN SON AGAINST ME? 46 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,939 - HOW DARE YOU? - I DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 47 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,641 IS THE OTHER ONE UP YET? 48 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,244 NO, BUT HE WILL BE AS SOON AS THE TOAST POPS UP. 49 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,017 AH, GOOD MORNING, ALBRIGHT FAMILY. 50 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,520 GOOD MORNING, TYLER. 51 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,623 OH, YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY. 52 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,293 - REALLY? - NO, NOT AT ALL. 53 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,694 THANKS. 54 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,696 HEY, YOU MUST BE SUPER EXCITED 55 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,464 ABOUT THAT BIG CLIENT MEETING TODAY, HUH? 56 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:54,668 YES, I AM, TYLER, I'M VERY EXCITED 57 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:58,506 ABOUT MY MEETING LATER TODAY. 58 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,909 JUSTIN'S BEING, UH, DIFFICULT THIS MORNING. 59 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,378 - OH. - IDIOT. 60 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,646 CRUSTS. 61 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,947 YEAH, MICHELLE, CRUSTS. 62 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,384 - SORRY, SORRY. - ( CLEARS THROAT ) 63 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,287 - CRUSTS. CRUSTS. - SERIOUSLY, MAN? 64 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,527 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 65 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,931 ( CLEARS THROAT INSISTENTLY ) 66 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,968 ( CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY ) 67 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,538 - YOU NEED WATER OR SOMETHING? - YES, I DO. I'M THIRSTY. 68 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,673 OH, GOOD, COULD YOU GET ME SOME, TOO? 69 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,775 ( LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ) 70 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:38,045 OKAY, LUCAS, EAT UP, WE GOTTA GET YOU OFF TO SCHOOL, BUDDY. 71 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,914 - I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. - I KNOW, BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS, BUDDY. 72 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:44,051 - LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. - I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. 73 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,854 ( DEEP VOICE ) LUCAS, HE IS YOUR FATHER. 74 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:50,491 SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. 75 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,095 WAS THAT-- WAS THAT MORGAN FREEMAN? 76 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,964 THAT WAS A GREAT MORGAN FREEMAN. 77 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,032 - DARTH VADER. - DARTH VADER, MAN. I'M DOING DARTH VADER. 78 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,034 NO, I DIDN'T GET THAT AT ALL. 79 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,070 - DID YOU GET THAT? - SOUNDED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN. 80 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,505 OKAY. THAT'S GREAT. 81 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,507 UM... 82 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,343 SO, W-WHAT ARE YOUR-- 83 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,611 WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TODAY? 84 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,613 PLANS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 85 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,915 LIKE, AN AGENDA? 86 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,950 OH, OH, YEAH, I GOT A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON TODAY. 87 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,388 I'M GOING TO WATCH "DEADLIEST CATCH" MARATHON 88 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:24,658 ON DISCOVERY OR MAYBE ONE OF THOSE PAWNSHOP SHOWS. 89 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:25,959 OH, THOSE ARE GREAT. 90 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,895 YEAH, SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF'S LIVING. 91 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,063 NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT OUTSIDE. 92 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,400 OH, OUTSIDE. OH. 93 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,636 HEAVENS NO. ( LAUGHS ) 94 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,138 OUTSIDE, THAT'S GOOD. 95 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,408 THAT'S FUNNY. OUTSIDE, THAT'S GOOD. 96 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,909 ( SIGHS ) 97 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,915 LATER, SKATER. 98 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:51,084 TA-TA. 99 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,854 AU REVOIR. 100 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,590 ADIOS, MUCHACHO. 101 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,992 ( SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ) 102 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,873 STUPID BITCH. 103 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,062 HEY, TYLER! 104 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,198 WHAT? 105 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,167 YOU HUNGRY? 106 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,702 YEAH, SURE. 107 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,475 WERE YOU ASLEEP? 108 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,977 UH, KIND OF, YEAH, IT WAS LIKE-- 109 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,212 IT WAS LIKE I WAS AWAKE, BUT I WAS DREAMING. 110 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,882 - YOU KNOW, IT WAS WEIRD. - WHAT WAS THE DREAM? 111 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,118 I DON'T KNOW. DON'T REALLY REMEMBER. 112 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,820 I WAS ON A BUS. 113 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:04,124 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO, BUT, UM... 114 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,026 - YOU KNOW WHO WAS THERE? - OF COURSE. 115 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,061 YEAH, THAT WAS THE WEIRD THING. 116 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,130 I MEAN SHE WOULD NEVER TAKE THE BUS. 117 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,432 NO, I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD. 118 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,804 SO LISTEN, DUDE. 119 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,006 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET STARTED AGAIN. 120 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,709 START WHAT? 121 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,244 STARTED ANYTHING. STARTED DOING. 122 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,746 YOU CAN'T JUST LIE AROUND ON THE COUCH 123 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,481 ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, RIGHT? 124 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,949 I DO STUFF. 125 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,851 I'VE BEEN READING THAT "COSMO" THERE. 126 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,654 YOU KNOW THERE ARE 14 DIFFERENT THINGS A WOMAN CAN DO 127 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,523 WITH HER INDEX FINGER TO SAVE HER MARRIAGE? 128 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,692 - THAT IS IMPORTANT. - YEAH, IT'S BIG STUFF. 129 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:42,630 I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN TOUGH SINCE JE-- 130 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:46,900 SINCE SHE LEFT, BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 131 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:51,271 YOU GOTTA GO OUT. YOU NEED TO GET A JOB. 132 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,773 AND WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE, MAN? 133 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,576 IS THAT LIKE FUNGUS OR BEARD OR WHAT? 134 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,745 THIS? IT'S MY NEW LOOK. 135 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,079 IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 136 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,615 LIKE ACTUAL FECES IS SMEARED ON YOUR FACE. 137 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,617 SO THEN... YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 138 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,720 NO. NOBODY DOES ANYWHERE. 139 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:10,290 LOOK, I WORK, YOU KNOW? I MAKE MONEY. 140 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,993 NO, CHECKING YOUR STOCKS FOR 15 MINUTES A DAY, 141 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,662 THAT'S NOT A JOB. 142 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,931 THAT'S NOT WORK. IT'S LIKE THUMB ACTION. 143 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,601 - I DON'T WANNA WORK. - YOU SOUND LIKE LUCAS. 144 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,536 I DON'T WANNA WORK. ( CHUCKLES ) 145 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,805 OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. 146 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,942 MAYBE YOU COULD JUST, UH... START SLOW? 147 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,011 YOU KNOW, BABY STEPS. 148 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,081 TAKE THE TRASH CANS OUT TO THE STREET, 149 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,117 OR YOU COULD WASH YOUR CAR, GO RAKE THE LEAVES. 150 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,654 DON'T YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE STAFF OF PEOPLE TO DO THAT? 151 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,723 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF HOTEL IS THIS ANYWAY? 152 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,224 THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL, BABY. 153 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,894 ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. I GET IT. 154 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,329 - DO YOU? - NOT AT ALL. 155 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,198 YOU'RE THE WORST. 156 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,833 - YOU'RE THE BEST. - OKAY. 157 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,175 CAREFUL WITH THAT SINK. THE FAUCET'S STILL BROKEN. 158 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,611 I KNOW! 159 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,945 ( WATER SPRAYS ) 160 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,213 CRAP. 161 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,816 ( CHUCKLES ) YOU OKAY, HONEY? 162 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,150 STUPID FAUCET! 163 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,186 Lucas: KNOCK, KNOCK! 164 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,722 Justin: OH, HEY, BUDDY. 165 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,923 HI, DADDY. 166 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,357 WHAT'S GOING ON? 167 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,259 NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 168 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,829 OH, YOUR MOM AND I ARE JUST CHATTING. 169 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,230 BORING! 170 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,098 I'M GONNA GO PLAY IN MY ROOM. 171 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,369 - WAS THAT TYLER? - NO, IT WAS LUCAS. 172 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,038 HE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WE WERE UP TO. 173 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,941 - OH, WHAT A SWEETIE. - YEAH, I GUESS. 174 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,109 I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM TODAY. 175 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,811 - WHO? LUCAS? - NO, TYLER. 176 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,680 OH. HOW'D THAT GO? 177 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,115 ( SIGHS ) IT WAS HORRIBLE. 178 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,352 I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, 179 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,820 IT JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE. 180 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,088 OH, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. 181 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,157 I'M SURE IT IS TRUE. 182 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,260 I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO HELP HIM, BUT-- 183 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,630 LOOK, WE NEED TO JUST KEEP BEING THERE FOR HIM. 184 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,799 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM. 185 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:02,035 - OOH, YIKES. ME. NO! - HE'S YOUR FRIEND. HE'S YOUR FRIEND. 186 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,971 WELL, YEAH, HE'S OUR FRIEND, AND IT'S NOT GONNA DO ANYBODY 187 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,673 ANY GOOD FOR ME TO CHAT WITH HIM. 188 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,240 I KNOW, BUT IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS. 189 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:11,344 BABE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF YOU LEFT ME. 190 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:15,348 OH, YOU CUTIE. 191 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,818 BUT WHEN HE DOES LEAVE, 192 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,653 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THAT GUEST ROOM. 193 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,421 - ANYTHING, ANYTHING ELSE. - ANYTHING ELSE. 194 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,991 LIKE A CRAFT ROOM OR-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,094 WHAT ARE YOU-- I'M... STARTING. 196 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,898 NOT WITH A GUEST IN THE HOUSE. ARE YOU CRAZY? 197 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,668 I KNOW BUT... I'M ALREADY GETTING FILLED UP. 198 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:35,936 GROSS, GROSS. 199 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,972 IT'S NOT GROSS. I JUST LOVE YOU. 200 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,742 ( SIGHS ) TWO MONTHS IS A LONG TIME. 201 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,744 Lucas: KNOCK, KNOCK! 202 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,012 COME IN. 203 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,181 HEY, BUDDY. 204 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,018 OH, HEY, BUDDY. WHAT'S UP? 205 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,953 ARE YOU SAD? 206 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,123 NO, MAN, NO, I'M NOT SAD. WHY WOULD YOU THINK I'M SAD? 207 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,125 MY MOMMY SAID YOU'RE SAD. 208 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,360 OH. MOMMY SAID THIS TO YOU? 209 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,229 NO, DADDY. 210 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,032 ( CHUCKLES ) REALLY? 211 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,000 AND WHEN DID MOMMY SAY THIS TO DADDY? 212 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,002 ALWAYS. 213 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,939 DID MOMMY EVER SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME? 214 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,308 SHE SAID YOUR FACE HAS S-H-I-T ON IT. 215 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,077 ( CHUCKLES ) 216 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,912 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S FAIR. I'LL GIVE HER THAT. 217 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,716 - BUT NO, MAN, I'M NOT SAD. - OKAY. 218 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,785 BUT, YOU KNOW, BUDDY, 219 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,988 SOMETIMES IN LIFE, 220 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,123 THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THAT YOU WANT. 221 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,726 OH, THEY'RE GREAT FOR A WHILE, 222 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,428 MAYBE TOO GREAT, YOU KNOW? 223 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,497 AND THEN LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE GUT, 224 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,734 EVERYTHING GOES TO S-H-I-T. 225 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:46,239 DO YOU EVER HAVE A TOY, A TOY THAT YOU LOVED SO MUCH 226 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,475 AND YOU PLAYED WITH EVERY DAY? 227 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,811 THEN ONE DAY, 228 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,213 THE TOY KICKS YOU OUT OF THE APARTMENT 229 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,316 BECAUSE THE TOY THINKS YOU NEED TO GET A BETTER JOB. 230 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,986 BUT YOU THINK YOUR JOB'S JUST FINE. 231 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:03,290 THE TOY MAKES COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR ABILITIES AS A MAN. 232 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,827 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO KEEP EVERYTHING 233 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,931 FROM FALLING APART, IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS. 234 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,933 AND THE MISTAKES THAT YOU MADE AT THE TIME 235 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,303 THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE NO BIG DEAL, NO BIG DEAL, 236 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,507 THEY TURN OUT TO BE THE SEEDS OF YOUR FUTURE RUIN. 237 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,276 AND DESPAIR. 238 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,347 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. 239 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,349 THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YOU. 240 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,054 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 241 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,227 HEY, TYLER, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO, UM-- 242 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,577 START WITH SOMETHING SMALL. 243 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,981 GET YOUR FEET WET. 244 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,416 GET YOUR FEET WET. 245 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,361 ( CAR HORN BEEPS ) 246 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,196 HEY, BRO. 247 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,530 IS THAT YOUR CAR? 248 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,266 YOU TALKING TO ME? 249 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,368 OH, THAT DEPENDS, BRO. 250 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,371 I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR CAR? 251 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,606 YEAH, SURE. 252 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,176 TWO MONTHS, BRO. 253 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,111 TWO MONTHS WHAT? 254 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,282 TWO MONTHS YOU'VE BEEN PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, BRO. 255 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,185 ( SIGHS ) IT'S NOT COOL. 256 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,619 OH, SORRY. 257 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,089 YOU DON'T SOUND REAL SORRY, BRO. 258 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,557 YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY. 259 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:49,262 I MEAN, IT'S A PUBLIC STREET... BRO. 260 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,900 HEY, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF LAWYER OR SOMETHING? 261 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,037 I LIKE YOU, BRO. 262 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,273 THAT'S... GREAT. SURE. 263 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,610 HEY. I'M PRETTY BAKED RIGHT NOW. 264 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,512 YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. 265 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,449 WAIT. 266 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,219 ARE YOU THAT RETARD JUSTIN WAS TELLING ME ABOUT? 267 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,888 NO, MAN. I'M NOT A RETARD. 268 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,456 OH, SORRY, BRO. 269 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,491 NO, I MEAN... 270 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,662 THEY CALL IT CALLING YOU SPECIAL-NEEDS-AMERICAN. 271 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,198 YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT A THING. 272 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,067 AND, NO, I'M NOT. 273 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,601 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE, BRO. 274 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,505 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE ROBE AND THE SLOW TALKING. 275 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,507 LOOK, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING 276 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,443 THAT I WOULD KNOW ABOUT. 277 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:41,081 ( LAUGHS ) THAT'S FUNNY. 278 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,615 HOW WOULD A RETARD-- 279 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:47,054 A SPECIAL-NEEDS-AMERICAN DUDE KNOW 280 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,323 THAT HE'S A SPECIAL-NEEDS-AMERICAN DUDE? 281 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,926 THAT'S FUNNY. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, BRO. 282 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,362 YEAH, I AM NOT-- THANKS. 283 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,164 MY NAME'S TYLER. 284 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,032 WELL, I'M BRODY, BRO. 285 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,534 BRO-- YOUR NAME'S BRODY? 286 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,636 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BRO. 287 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:08,375 ALL RIGHT, BRODY, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, MAN. 288 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,044 SWEET, HEY, HEY, MAYBE SOME TIME YOU AND ME, 289 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,946 WE COULD... FIRE UP A BONG, 290 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,347 YOU KNOW, AND GET A PIZZA? 291 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,715 YEAH. 292 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,385 OH, HEY, AND I GOT A POOL, TOO, BRO. 293 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,054 SO IF YOU CAN GET PERMISSION, YOU CAN COME OVER, 294 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,956 WE CAN, YOU KNOW, TAKE A DIP. 295 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,457 I DON'T NEED PERMISSION. 296 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,494 YES, I LOVE THAT DUDE. 297 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,231 OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE MY NEW BEST FRIEND, YES. 298 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,166 MM, IT'S A GOOD DAY. 299 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,404 YOU KNOW IT'S ME CALLING. WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 300 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,006 ANSWER THAT GOD DAMN PHONE 301 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,440 OR WE'RE GETTING A GOD DAMN DIVORCE. 302 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,741 HEY, BABE. 303 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,412 UM... TYLER WENT OUTSIDE. 304 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,148 ( LAUGHS ) NO, SERIOUSLY. 305 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,383 HE TOOK THE TRASH OUT, 306 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,121 AND THEN I THINK HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO BRODY. 307 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,089 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 308 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,358 YEAH, I'M WEARING PANTIES, WHY? 309 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,493 OKAY, GOOD, OKAY, SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD. 310 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,129 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 311 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,630 - ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) - OKAY, BYE. 312 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,235 - ( DOOR OPENS ) - OH, HEY. 313 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,769 HEY. 314 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,206 HEY, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT 315 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,741 GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 316 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,078 OUT? 317 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,113 YEAH. 318 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,614 OUT, OUT? 319 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,451 YEAH, YEAH, I WAS JUST GOING TO CHECK OUT 320 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,386 THAT CAFE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT, 321 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,588 THE ONE ON MORGAN STREET. 322 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,559 SO, JUST, YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 323 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,294 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOMETHING? 324 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,630 NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M FINE. 325 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,366 YEAH, NO. OKAY, GREAT. 326 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,401 I MEAN, YOU LOOK FINE, SO-- 327 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,103 - I'M HERE WITH MY SWATCHES. - COOL. 328 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,737 WELL, JUST KEEP WORKING AND, YOU KNOW, 329 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,506 TEXT ME IF YOU NEED SOMETHING. 330 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,807 I'M GONNA-- I'M TOTALLY GONNA TEXT YOU. 331 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,376 YEAH, YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO YOU CAN-- 332 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,777 YEP, TEXT BACK AND FORTH. 333 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,811 OKAY, GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU. 334 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,180 MM-HMM. 335 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,219 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 336 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,127 * HE'S GOT ALL THE THINGS A CRIPPLE HAS NOT * 337 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,729 * TWO WORKING ARMS AND LEGS 338 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,402 * AND VITAL PARTS FALL FROM HIS SYSTEM... * 339 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,836 BRO! 340 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,372 HEY, BRO. 341 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,540 LATER, BRO. 342 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,242 TOTALLY, BRO. 343 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,843 * VITALLY, HE DOESN'T MISS THEM * 344 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,546 * HE'S TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE * 345 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,453 * WELL, IS THAT YOU IN FRONT OF ME? * 346 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,622 * COMING BACK FOR EVEN MORE 347 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,125 * OF EXACTLY THE SAME 348 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:42,162 * YOU MUST BE A MASOCHIST 349 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:46,299 * TO LOVE A MODERN LEPER ON HIS LAST LEG * 350 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,067 * ON HIS LAST LEG 351 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,242 ( SONG FADES ) 352 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,327 SHE'S IN THE BACK. 353 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,762 OH, THANKS. 354 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,397 I'LL JUST WAIT HERE. 355 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,737 MAYBE JUST GO BACK THERE. 356 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,241 YEAH, MAYBE I WILL. THANK YOU. 357 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,810 - SLOW DOWN THERE, TIGER. I'M COMING. - OH, SORRY. 358 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:35,815 - YOU KNOW, I CAN JUST GRAB A SEAT FOR MYSELF. - UGH! NO! 359 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,285 WHAT DOES THE SIGN SAY? 360 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,887 UH, "PLEASE WAIT TO BE SEATED." 361 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,623 YES, AND WE'RE BOTH CLEAR ON WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN 362 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,592 INDIVIDUALLY AND AS A WHOLE? 363 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,827 - YEAH. - GREAT. 364 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,696 - THERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 365 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,931 I'LL CHECK ON YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. 366 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,132 GREAT. 367 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,238 ( SIGHS ) I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT. 368 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,742 WELL, SHE WAS PRETTY HORRIBLE. 369 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,878 ( CHUCKLES ) RIGHT? IT WASN'T ON ME, WAS IT? 370 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,914 OH, NO, NO. NO, NO. 371 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,849 OKAY. 372 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,964 SO-- ( CLEARS THROAT ) SO DO YOU, UH-- 373 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,868 DO YOU EAT FOOD OFTEN HERE? 374 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,537 YEAH, SORRY. 375 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,739 WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU LIKE HERE? 376 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,542 UH, CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THE REUBEN 377 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,277 OR A CLUB SANDWICH. 378 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:41,814 OH, YEAH, THE FIRE AND ICE OF SATISFACTORY LUNCHES. 379 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,717 YOU'RE WEIRD. 380 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,453 YES, I AM. 381 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,721 YES, I AM. 382 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,590 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 383 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:55,395 OH, YEAH, I'LL JUST HAVE ICED LATTE AND A CLUB. 384 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,664 ICED LATTE. 385 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,466 YOU KNOW WHAT? 386 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,369 FORGET THE CLUB. I'LL DO THE REUBEN. 387 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,374 YOU SURE? 388 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,975 YEAH, YEAH. REUBEN. 389 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,511 REUBEN IT IS. OKAY. 390 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,587 SOME HESITATION THERE, BUT A NICE RECOVERY. 391 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,422 I DON'T KNOW, IS IT JUST ME, 392 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,024 OR IS SHE KIND OF INTO ME A LITTLE BIT? 393 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,993 NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT. 394 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,795 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 395 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,298 I FELT A LITTLE VIBE THERE, A LITTLE TENSION. 396 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,266 YOU ARE TERRIBLE WITH WOMEN. 397 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,603 YES, I AM. YES, I AM. 398 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,475 SO ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE? 399 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,844 UH, WELL, SORTA. 400 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,515 I'M JUST STAYING AT A FRIEND'S PLACE RIGHT NOW. 401 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,450 MM, LIKE A VACATION. 402 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,520 MM, NO, MORE LIKE A SABBATICAL. 403 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,522 BIG RELIGIOUS GUY, HUH? 404 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,057 NO, NOT AT ALL. 405 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,928 IT'S JUST A BETTER WAY TO DESCRIBE MY SITUATION. 406 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,663 BETTER. 407 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,465 BETTER LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND 408 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,467 LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOOFING OFF ON A VACATION? 409 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,768 EXACTLY. 410 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,539 BUT TRY NOT TO TELL EVERYBODY IN HERE. 411 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,975 SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 412 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,612 WELL... I WAS LIVING IN THE CITY. 413 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,781 MM. NITTY-GRITTY CITY. 414 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,851 AND THEN, UH-HUH-- ( GROANS ) 415 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,086 - ( GROANS ) - UH-HUH. 416 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,322 DOESN'T SOUND SO GOOD. 417 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,558 NOT GOOD AT ALL. 418 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,626 LIFE GOES ON, RIGHT? 419 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,562 DOES HAVE A WAY WAY OF DOING THAT. 420 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,933 I'M KATY. 421 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,335 TYLER. 422 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,836 NICE TO MEET YOU. 423 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,605 YOU SAY THAT NOW. 424 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,039 THAT'S USUALLY MY LINE. 425 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,811 OH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET GOING. 426 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:55,348 OH. OKAY, COOL, UH-- 427 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,951 SHOULD I GET YOUR NUMBER OR EMAIL 428 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,422 OR TWITTER OR SOMETHING? 429 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,824 SHOULD YOU-- 430 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,760 YEAH, PROBABLY. 431 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,762 CAN I CALL YOU? 432 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,632 CAN YOU? ARE YOU ABLE TO CALL ME? 433 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,900 HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT? 434 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,435 WHAT, ARE YOU 12 YEARS OLD? 435 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,904 WHY? ARE YOU INTO 12-YEAR-OLDS? YOU PERVERT. 436 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,608 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. MAY I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 437 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,476 THERE YOU GO. 438 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,813 YEAH, BUT NO. NOT AT ALL. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 439 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,682 YOU FEEL LIKE A SERIAL KILLER, LIKE THAT GUY. 440 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,389 I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER. PERVERT MAYBE. 441 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,057 MM, MUCH BETTER. 442 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,927 OKAY. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY LIKE TO EAT HERE. 443 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,095 AND I'M USUALLY HERE AT THIS TIME. 444 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:46,065 SO WHY DON'T WE USE THAT INFO AS YOU SEE FIT? 445 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,901 WELL, I PUT THAT INFORMATION TO MY DOSSIER. 446 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,970 BYE. 447 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,809 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. IF I WERE YOU. 448 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,578 - WHAT? - SLOW DOWN THERE, TIGER. 449 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,146 YEAH, YOU! 450 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:03,483 WHAT DOES THE SIGN SAY?! UGH! 451 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,998 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? - HALF A PLATE FULL. 452 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,200 OKAY. 453 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,102 - HEY, MAN, NICE NO-ROBE. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 454 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,638 LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 455 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,040 - I'M NOT MAKING ANY BIG DEAL. - NOBODY-- NOBODY'S MAKING A BIG DEAL. 456 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,578 HEY, WHAT'S WITH TELLING CAPTAIN GANJA NEXT DOOR 457 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,079 THAT I'M A... 458 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,916 SERIOUSLY. JUSTIN. 459 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,719 I NEVER SAID "RETARDED." I SAID SPECIAL NEEDS. 460 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,088 OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER? 461 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,223 I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE. 462 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,958 YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE THE BAD GUY. 463 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,694 I-D-I-O-T. 464 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,028 EXACTLY! 465 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,030 THANKS, BUDDY. ARE YOU FINISHED NOW? 466 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:54,501 LOOK, HE THREATENED TO TOW YOUR CAR, I IMPROVISED. 467 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,035 BY TELLING HIM I WAS RETARDED? 468 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,904 - IT WORKED. - THAT'S TRUE. 469 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,239 I THINK I'M JUST JEALOUS I DIDN'T THINK OF IT MYSELF. 470 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,475 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 471 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,776 DO YOU WANT SOME? THERE'S PLENTY. 472 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,211 NO, I'M GOOD. 473 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,979 I'M ACTUALLY HEADING OUT WITH DEREK TONIGHT. 474 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,682 THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT. 475 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,251 THAT'S SO CUTE. WE'RE GONNA SAVE SOME. 476 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,820 WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME-- PUT SOME IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU. 477 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,854 YEAH, WE'LL GONNA PUT SOME IN THE FRIDGE! 478 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,689 NO, NO, DON'T ABOUT IT. 479 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,725 IT'S OKAY, GUYS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 480 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,660 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 481 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,930 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY POSITION ON THE SAVING SOME FOR LATER. 482 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,231 JUST TAKE SOME OF THAT. 483 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,966 TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 484 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,068 YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE-- WE HAVE MORE BREAD IN THE BACK. 485 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,671 - SEE YOU GUYS, BYE. - WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU! 486 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,944 OW, MOTHER-- 487 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:44,751 BUDDY! ( LAUGHS ) 488 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:48,888 IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME, ASSHOLE! LET'S DO IT! 489 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,057 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 490 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,596 ( HORN HONKS ) 491 00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,232 * I CAN SEE A HURRICANE TONIGHT * 492 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:04,671 * IT KEEPS FROM MY VALENTINE * 493 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:08,040 * THIS VOODOO'S DOING ME HARM * 494 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,109 * WHOO, WHOO 495 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,711 * RAISE THE ALARM 496 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,913 * MAYBE 497 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:17,216 * THIS IS THE MOMENT TO PRAY, DEAR * 498 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:21,153 * BUT I'D RATHER LAY BY YOUR SIDE * 499 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:25,892 * 'CAUSE MILLIONS ARE FIGHTING THEIR WAY HERE * 500 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,226 * OH, OH, OH 501 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,961 * TELL ME 502 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:33,099 * WHEN DID THE WATER SURROUND ME? * 503 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,769 * AND TELL ME 504 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:41,574 * IS THAT LOVE IN YOUR EYES? 505 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:42,875 * OOH OOH 506 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,354 GOOD TIMES BUDDY! GOOD TIMES. 507 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,123 GREAT. GREAT TIMES. 508 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,862 - YOU GO AND SLEEP IT OFF, ASSHOLE. - OKAY. 509 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,365 * SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL 510 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,703 * SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL 511 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,140 - * SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL - ( TIRES SCREECH, CRASH ) 512 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,642 WHAT? 513 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,209 ( TIRES SCREECH ) 514 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,312 * SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL 515 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,692 OH, COME ON. 516 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,329 TYLER? 517 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,799 HEY, GUYS. 518 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,836 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE UP. 519 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:51,177 TYLER? WHAT ARE YOU-- 520 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,379 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 521 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,248 NO, NO, IT'S COOL, MAN. IT'S COOL. 522 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,418 I WAS WALKING BY YOUR ROOM, 523 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,954 AND I THOUGHT, "HEY, I'M GONNA GO IN THERE 524 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:06,392 AND JUST LET YOU GUYS KNOW YOU ARE SO GREAT." 525 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,196 OKAY. YOU'RE GREAT. WE THINK -- 526 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,131 - WE THINK YOU'RE GREAT, BUDDY. - WE THINK YOU'RE GREAT, TOO. 527 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,733 - YOU DO? - YEAH. 528 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:16,402 REALLY? THANKS, GUYS. 529 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,739 THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM YOU, SERIOUSLY. 530 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:22,775 I-- I LOVE YOU GUYS. 531 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,176 WE LOVE YOU TOO, MAN. 532 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,378 WE LOVE YOU TOO, BUDDY. 533 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,015 I'VE JUST BEEN SO-- 534 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,349 I DON'T KNOW. 535 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,952 YOU KNOW? 536 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,821 - WE KNOW. WE KNOW. - WE KNOW. 537 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:39,358 AND I-- I'M READY TO CHANGE, YOU KNOW? 538 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:42,028 I WANT THINGS TO BE BETTER. 539 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,196 I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE HOW THEY ARE ANYMORE. 540 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,298 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 541 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:49,368 AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU NEED, 542 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,004 - WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. - ABSOLUTELY. 543 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:55,007 THANK YOU. THANKS, GUYS. 544 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:58,945 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HUGS. 545 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,280 - OKAY. - THE HUG MONSTER'S COMING. 546 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,282 - OH, BOY. - HERE HE IS. 547 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,917 THE HUG MONSTER. 548 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,386 OH, THAT'S A LOT OF BEER. 549 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,922 OH, THE HUG MONSTER SEES YOU. 550 00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,423 YOU GET A HUG. COME ON. 551 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,726 - OKAY. - THAT'S IT. 552 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,864 WHOA, THAT IS-- THAT IS A FERMENTED SMELL. 553 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,899 - SO SOFT. - YEAH. 554 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,400 - WOW. - YEAH. 555 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:30,109 SHE-- 556 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:34,246 SHE REALLY HURT ME, YOU GUYS. 557 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,484 SHE-- SHE WAS NOT A NICE PERSON. 558 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,354 AND I JUST WANTED YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT... 559 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,191 I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH IT 560 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,159 WITHOUT THE TWO OF YOU. 561 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:53,165 I'M GONNA GO TO BED. 562 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,439 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 563 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,009 - LOVE YOU TOO, TY. - LOVE YOU TOO, TY. 564 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:08,948 DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BE OKAY? 565 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,482 I DO. I DO, SWEETIE. 566 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:14,186 YEAH, BUT HE SEEMS SO-- SO JUST BROKEN. 567 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:18,858 I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S HARD TO WATCH. 568 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:22,361 I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO OR SAY. 569 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:26,065 WELL, HE'S-- HE'S DOING BETTER. 570 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,905 ( SNIFFLING ) OKAY. OKAY. 571 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:35,942 I JUST WANNA MURDER THAT BITCH RIGHT IN THE FACE. 572 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,343 OKAY, SWEETIE. 573 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,411 WELL, WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THE MORNING. 574 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:43,115 - YOU PROMISE? - I PROMISE. I PROMISE. 575 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,517 - OKAY. - YEAH, LET'S GO BACK TO BED. 576 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,186 - OKAY. - OKAY. 577 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,560 NO! 578 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,028 ( CAR HORN HONKS ) 579 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,899 ( COUGHS ) 580 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:07,273 * I'M BARELY BREATHING NOW 581 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:11,911 * IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE, IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE * 582 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:15,047 * I CAN BARELY SEE THE GROUND 583 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:21,320 * IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE, IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE * 584 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:22,889 HEY, MICHELLE? 585 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,323 IS IT TOO LATE TO GET-- 586 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,098 OH, HEY, ASSHOLE. 587 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:35,034 * I CAN BARELY SEE THE GROUND 588 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:41,207 * IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE, IT'S SO HIGH * 589 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:46,178 OKAY. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 590 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,479 ALL RIGHT. 591 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:55,487 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 592 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,189 HEY, TYLER. HOW YOU DOING? 593 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,457 HEY. 594 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,526 HEY, LISTEN, SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 595 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,563 - GOT KIND OF WEIRD. - IT'S OKAY. 596 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,398 SO... 597 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:09,035 PROBABLY, UH, BREAKFAST TIME? 598 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,939 UH... WELL... A COUPLE OF THINGS. 599 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,506 NOT REALLY A RESTAURANT, 600 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:18,978 AND SECONDLY, IT'S AFTER NOON. 601 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:22,548 SO IF THIS WERE A RESTAURANT AND THERE WERE MENU, 602 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,183 WHICH THERE'S NOT, 603 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,119 THE BREAKFAST MENU WOULD PROBABLY BE DONE BY NOW. 604 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,521 NOON? WOW. 605 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,690 PRETTY ROUGH NIGHT, I GUESS. 606 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,261 WELL, PROBABLY ABOUT LUNCHTIME THEN, HUH? 607 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,696 YEP, TYLER, IT'S ABOUT LUNCHTIME. 608 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:42,268 ( CHUCKLES ) THIS IS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 609 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,003 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 610 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,437 NOON-- NOON WHAT? 611 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,473 NOON 45. 612 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:50,176 OH, SHIT! SHIT! 613 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,447 WHAT? 614 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:00,719 WHAT'S UP? 615 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,121 I'M LATE. 616 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,531 OH, CRAP. 617 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,033 TIME? 618 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,567 UM, 12:54. 619 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:16,735 ROGER THAT. 620 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,705 ( WHIRRING ) 621 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,546 TIME? 622 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,482 UH, IT'S 12-- 12:58. 623 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,251 HEY, EYES UP HERE. 624 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,191 NO, NO, NO. 625 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,127 IT'S ALL RIGHT, I GOT MY CLOTHES ON. 626 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,262 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 627 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,233 YOU-- YOU-- ( LAUGHS ) YOU LOOK GREAT. 628 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,267 THANKS. 629 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,169 I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU. 630 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,403 OH, WHAT TIME IS IT? 631 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,639 UM, 1:05. 632 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:58,544 I'M A LITTLE LATE, BUT I THINK I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 633 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,147 HAVE FUN WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 634 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,414 COOL. I'LL SEE YOU. 635 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,017 OKAY. 636 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,452 LOOKING AT MY ASS, AREN'T YOU? 637 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,553 - NO. - MM-HMM. 638 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,063 ( ENGINE STARTS ) 639 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,136 ( LAUGHS ) 640 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,437 WHOO! 641 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:33,245 HEY, SLOW DOWN THERE, TIGER, I'M COMING. 642 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:35,714 OH, YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M JUST-- 643 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,716 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. 644 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,718 DOES YOUR FRIEND WORK HERE? 645 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,088 - NO. - SORRY. 646 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,355 SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL JUST-- 647 00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:44,690 NO, NO! NOT THERE, THERE. 648 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,824 OH. 649 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,393 I GET PAID TO DO THIS, COME ON. 650 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,061 - IT'S MY JOB. - THANK YOU. 651 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,830 IT'S MY LIFE. OKAY, LET'S GO. 652 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,300 - CHOP CHOP. - OH, UH, JUST A CLUB. 653 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,668 - GREAT. - YEAH. 654 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,037 CONGRATULATIONS. HOORAY! 655 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,843 - HI. - HEY. 656 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,479 ARE YOU STALKING ME? 657 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:11,450 OH, I MEAN, I GOT HERE FIRST, SO TECHNICALLY... 658 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,453 OH, WELL, WERE YOU WAITING FOR ME? 659 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,256 NO, NO, NO. JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND. 660 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:20,626 - OH, OKAY, WELL, THEN I'LL GO. - NO, NO, NO, IT'S COOL. 661 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,861 I MEAN, I'D RATHER HANG OUT WITH YOU, 662 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,597 AND, YOU KNOW, HE PROBABLY WON'T BE HERE ANYWAY 663 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:28,167 BECAUSE... HE DOESN'T EXIST. 664 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,535 WELL, THEN I'LL STAY. 665 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:33,472 - OH, GREAT. HERE, PLEASE. - I LIKE YOUR NEW LOOK. 666 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,474 IT'S VERY DIFFERENT ON YOUR FACE. 667 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:38,510 - OH, OH, MY BEARD, YEAH, YEAH. - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE CALLING IT? 668 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:41,213 ACTUALLY, IT WAS A DISGUISE. 669 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,483 IS THAT RIGHT? CASUAL HOMELESS. 670 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,386 YEAH, I WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER TRYING TO INFILTRATE 671 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,855 THE ALUMINUM CAN RECYCLING CARTEL. 672 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,159 OH, WELL, YOU DID A GREAT JOB BECAUSE YOU LOOKED TRULY AWFUL. 673 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,794 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME. 674 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,597 BUT ORIGINALLY, I TRIED THOSE GLASSES 675 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,666 WITH THE BIG NOSE AND THE FUNNY MUSTACHE. 676 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,369 YEAH. THOSE ARE USUALLY SUPER EFFECTIVE. 677 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,172 OH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT NOT SO MUCH. 678 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:08,774 WELL, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT A LOT. 679 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:12,811 I'M GLAD BECAUSE I WANTED TO LOOK GOOD FOR OUR DATE. 680 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,346 OKAY, COOL. 681 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,648 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NEXT? 682 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:18,717 WELL, UM... 683 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,486 LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE. 684 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,488 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 685 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:32,831 * CAN YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING IN YOUR SOUL? * 686 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,202 * NO 687 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,770 * YOU DON'T LISTEN 688 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:42,808 * CAN YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING OVERLOAD? * 689 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,212 * NO 690 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:50,582 * YOU DON'T LISTEN 691 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:03,161 * NEVER SEE THE HIGH BEYOND THE LOW * 692 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,465 * NO WONDER 693 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,900 * YOU LAY TWITCHING 694 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:13,305 * DO YOU SHARE THE RUSH TO BE ALONE? * 695 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,575 * COME OVER 696 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,545 * WE'LL GO MISSING 697 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:24,483 * WE'LL GO WHERE THERE'S NO SNOW * 698 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,528 - HEY, DUDE! - HEY. 699 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:39,598 - HEY. - HEY. 700 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,334 THERE'S SOME LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU WANT THEM. 701 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,236 - OH, AWESOME. - OOH, I WANT SOME. 702 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,971 YOU CAN GET THAT YOURSELF. 703 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,474 EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM THE MAN-- 704 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,876 - OH. - THE MAN WHO LOVES HIS WIFE 705 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:52,844 AND WHO REALLY ISN'T THAT HUNGRY ANYWAY. 706 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,980 - WOW. - YEAH. HEY. 707 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:57,549 HEARD YOU WERE SWINGING YOUR BANANA AROUND. 708 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,485 YES. YES, I DID. 709 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:02,421 I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE BIT, AND IT SPRAYED. 710 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,523 WOW. ( LAUGHS ) 711 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:10,028 SO HOW WAS THE-- THE MEETING THING 712 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,631 THAT YOU WENT TO AFTER I SAW YOUR PENIS? 713 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,668 OH, OH, RIGHT, NO, NO. I WAS-- I WAS MEETING A GIRL. 714 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,405 I MET A GIRL, YOU KNOW, LIKE A DATE. 715 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,573 SO. 716 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,509 YOU CAN MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 717 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,043 - OH, MY GOD! - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 718 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,612 ( BOTH LAUGHING AND CHATTERING ) 719 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,946 YES. THANK YOU. 720 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:31,583 THAT'S GOOD. IT ACTUALLY HURTS. 721 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,852 - BUT, I MEAN-- - SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SWEETIE. 722 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,053 - SLOW DOWN. - OKAY. NO, NO, NO. 723 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,722 OKAY, I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 724 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,790 OKAY. LISTEN, HER NAME IS KATY. 725 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,929 - WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? - VERY BEAUTIFUL. 726 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,498 - HOW OLD IS SHE? - A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. 727 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,799 - WHAT DOES SHE DO? - ADVERTISING. 728 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,000 - WHERE'S SHE FROM? - SEATTLE. 729 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,502 - EYES? - TWO. 730 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:52,671 - COLOR? HAIR? - BLUE. RED, DARK RED. 731 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,606 OH! 732 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,008 WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN! THAT'S GREAT. 733 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,077 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - SO DO WE GET TO MEET HER? 734 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,713 YES, YES. EVENTUALLY, YOU WILL MEET HER. 735 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,649 I DON'T WANNA SCARE HER RIGHT AWAY. 736 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,651 ( LAUGHS ) HILARIOUS. 737 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,353 NO, BUT, OH, BY THE WAY, MAN, 738 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:10,356 YOU'RE GONNA NOT WANNA USE YOUR ELECTRIC RAZOR. 739 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:13,058 OH, WHY, DID YOU SHAVE YOUR PUBS WITH IT? 740 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:16,928 NO. WHAT THE HELL, MAN? NO, THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD. 741 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,065 - OH, OKAY, COOL. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 742 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,469 DO YOU... SHAVE YOUR PUBS? 743 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,404 SHE ASKED ME TO DO IT. 744 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:28,474 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 745 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,041 IT WASN'T MY CHOICE. SHE SAID DO IT. 746 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,677 - AND I WAS LIKE-- - STOP TALKING! 747 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,412 NO, NO, NO, NO. 748 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,815 - OH, COME ON. SERIOUSLY? - A DEAL'S A DEAL. 749 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,350 THANK YOU. 750 00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:43,822 WHAT IF SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW, BREAKS IN AND TAKES IT? 751 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,024 RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING 752 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:47,993 THAT COULD HAPPEN EVER, LIKE EVER. 753 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,396 YEAH. THAT-- THAT'S RIGHT. 754 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,898 WEIRDO. LET'S GO. 755 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,867 DOES THIS PLACE HAVE, YOU KNOW, XBOX OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 756 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:59,405 YEAH, FUN GAMES, "WORLD OF WALK-CRAFT." 757 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,673 - "GRAND THEFT OUTDOORS." - OH, NICE. 758 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,109 AND MY LEAST FAVORITE, "CALL OF DOGGIE DUTY." 759 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,377 WOW. 760 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,616 WHAT'S THAT? 761 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,718 WHAT? 762 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,720 IT'S A CHARM. 763 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,087 OH. COOL. 764 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,524 NO, I USED TO BE SUPER INTO CHARMS. 765 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:22,060 A STAR MEANS THAT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR WISHES GRANTED. 766 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,162 IT'S FOR YOU. 767 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,832 OH, NO, I'M NOT REALLY A CHARM GUY. 768 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,767 PUT IT ON YOUR KEYCHAIN. 769 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,602 OKAY. 770 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,739 ( LAUGHS ) 771 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,882 HOW LONG DID YOUR FRIENDS LET YOU STAY WITH THEM? 772 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,952 TOO LONG, PROBABLY. A COUPLE MONTHS. 773 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:50,188 WOW. THOSE ARE SOME GOOD FRIENDS. 774 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,690 I KNOW, RIGHT? 775 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,793 I WOULD HAVE KICK ME OUT A MONTH AGO. 776 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:57,496 THEY, UH-- THEY WANNA MEET YOU. 777 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:58,764 REALLY? 778 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,966 YEAH, LIKE, A LOT. 779 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,068 YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT ME? 780 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,570 YEAH. YEAH, I DID. 781 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,190 ( SIGHS ) 782 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:28,760 YOU KNOW, THESE, UH-- THESE PARKS, AS YOU CALL THEM, 783 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,128 NOT SO BAD. 784 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,130 YEAH, MORE PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO THEM. 785 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,932 WELL, THEY WOULD IF THEY ADVERTISED. 786 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,667 YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 787 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,769 - YOU WANT ME TO SELL YOU ON IT? - YEAH, SELL ME ON THE PARK. 788 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:40,839 OKAY. UH, REASONS... 789 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:43,008 TREES. 790 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,476 TREES. 791 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,111 GRASS. 792 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,613 GRASS. 793 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:48,847 NATURE. 794 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,749 NATURE. 795 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:51,950 ME. 796 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,151 YOU, HUH? 797 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,636 OH, WOW, WHAT-- WHAT DID THAT? 798 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,871 A DOG MAYBE. 799 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,607 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DOG. 800 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:18,043 A BEAR. 801 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,711 THERE ARE NO BEARS HERE. 802 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:22,180 TWO-- TWO DOGS? 803 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,282 YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 804 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:28,219 YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S-- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 805 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,666 - BRODY: HEY, BRO. - HEY, BRO. 806 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,568 HEY, BRO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? 807 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,136 I JUST WENT AND GOT "GHOSTBUSTERS" ON BLU-RAY. 808 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:48,306 IT'S LIKE CATS AND DOGS SLEEPING TOGETHER, BRO. 809 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,141 - IT'S EPIC! - EPIC. IT'S GREAT. 810 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,811 I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF BUSY, MAN. 811 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:56,582 OH. THAT'S COOL, BRO. YOU KNOW. 812 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:58,283 HEY, THIS WEEKEND, 813 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,819 I'M THROWING A BIG 30TH BIRTHDAY BASH. 814 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,721 AND YOU GOT TO COME, BRO. YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND. 815 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:05,924 - SO YOU GOT TO BE THERE. - YEAH. WHO'S 30TH BIRTHDAY? 816 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,292 WELL, MINE, BRO. 817 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:10,061 ( LAUGHS ) YOU'RE 30. 818 00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:13,031 WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LIKE, NOT TILL THIS WEEKEND, 819 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,566 BUT, YEAH. 820 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,736 WOW. WOW. I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT LEAST 40. 821 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:23,008 THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT, BRO. 822 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,676 THAT'S NOT COOL. 823 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,045 I MEAN, BUT, HEY, THE PARTY, BRO, OKAY? 824 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:28,714 - PARTY. WHOO. - WHOO! 825 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,682 - I'LL BE THERE. - CLOTHING OPTIONAL, OKAY? 826 00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:31,883 OKAY. 827 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,824 SO YOU GUYS ARE RELATED? 828 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:42,260 NO, NO, NO. DIFFERENT KIND OF BRO. 829 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:44,830 FOR SOMEONE IN ADVERTISING, YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT. 830 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,698 NOT COOL, BRO. 831 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:49,134 ( DOORBELL RINGS ) 832 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,902 DON'T YOU LIVE HERE? 833 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,938 YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, IT'S THEIR HOUSE, 834 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:55,941 AND YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL I'VE BROUGHT OVER. 835 00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:03,882 - HEY! - HEY! 836 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,084 - HEY, GUYS. - OH! 837 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,186 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BRING YOUR LADY FRIEND. 838 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,722 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SO RUDE. 839 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,158 MICHELLE, JUSTIN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET KATY. 840 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:18,930 ( LAUGHS ) 841 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,198 I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE-- 842 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:22,133 OH, LADIES FIRST. 843 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,735 ( WHISPERS ) ISN'T SHE GREAT? 844 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:27,238 IS HE DOING A-- IS HE DOING A THING? 845 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:30,108 I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW, UM... 846 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:34,279 SO I WAS TELLING KATY ABOUT YOUR AMAZING CULINARY SKILLS. 847 00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:35,947 - OH? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 848 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,983 SHE'S SO EXCITED TO TRY YOUR FOOD. 849 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,785 I WAS SAYING YOU SHOULD OPEN UP A RESTAURANT. 850 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,319 YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS PLACE A RESTAURANT BECAUSE, I MEAN, 851 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,054 I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME. 852 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:44,956 IT'S PRETTY MUCH A RESTAURANT TO ME, RIGHT? 853 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:49,194 BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME. 854 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:52,063 YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE MENUS. THAT'D BE FUNNY. 855 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,431 YEAH. 856 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,301 GREAT. 857 00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:59,437 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE FOOD. 858 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,273 OH, OKAY. 859 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,441 CAN'T WAIT. 860 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,043 YEAH, MENUS. 861 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:06,211 YEAH, RIGHT? YEAH. 862 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,013 SHE'S FUNNY. 863 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,815 UM... 864 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,817 ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? 865 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:15,186 I'M GREAT, OBVIOUSLY. ( CHUCKLES ) 866 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,888 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 867 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:18,356 - OKAY. - GREAT. 868 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,258 - AWESOME. - EXCELLENT. 869 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,460 - PERFECT. - GREAT. WHO'S HUNGRY? 870 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,963 - I AM. SO IS SHE. - RIGHT. 871 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,865 THANKS, GUYS, FOR HAVING US OVER. 872 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:28,199 IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. 873 00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:30,135 KATY AND I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT. 874 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,137 - GREAT. - ABSOLUTELY. 875 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,240 THANK YOU. 876 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:36,942 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 877 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,344 I'M SORRY, MAN, DID YOU WANT MORE DRESSING? 878 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,147 NO. I DON'T NEED MORE DRESSING. 879 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,482 NOBODY HERE NEEDS MORE DRESSING. 880 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,051 NOT ANYMORE. 881 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:54,459 - DOES KATY LIKE IT? - LOOKS LIKE IT. 882 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:55,927 BUT WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER? 883 00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,731 ( BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY ) 884 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:07,072 DO YOU... 885 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:09,207 LIKE IT, KATY? 886 00:45:10,776 --> 00:45:13,311 YOU SEE? EVERYBODY LOVES HER FOOD. 887 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:15,213 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU GOTTA OPEN THIS RESTAURANT. 888 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:18,349 - YOU HAVE TO. - ( LAUGHS ) 889 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,888 SO, UH... 890 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:27,192 KATY IS IN, UM, ADVERTISING? 891 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,027 YEAH, YEAH. 892 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,797 SHE GETS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED WHEN I TALK HER UP, 893 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:34,199 BUT SHE'S WORKING ON THIS AMAZING 894 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,101 COFFEE CAMPAIGN RIGHT NOW. 895 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:39,805 I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ONE GETS HER IDEAS. 896 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:42,874 OH, MAYBE SHE JUST COMES UP WITH THAT OUT OF THIS AIR. 897 00:45:42,908 --> 00:45:44,943 YEAH, EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 898 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:47,378 SHE HAS SUCH A VIVID IMAGINATION. 899 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,414 ( COUGHS ) 900 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:51,049 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 901 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,517 - FINE. - JUST HAVE SOME MORE WINE. 902 00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:54,419 - SHE'S FINE. - ANYWAY, GO AHEAD. 903 00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:57,989 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE WINE? 904 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,958 - NO, I'M FINE. - I DO. 905 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:06,297 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 906 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:08,533 OH, I'M-- I'M SO SORRY. 907 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:20,545 SO WHERE'D YOU AND KATY MEET? 908 00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:24,382 OH, WE MET AT THE CAFE ON MORGAN. 909 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:28,386 YEAH, YEAH, SHE WAS STALKING ME PRETTY HARD, 910 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:32,557 AND I FELT BAD. ( LAUGHS ) 911 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:34,860 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE, YEAH. 912 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:38,063 SHE, UH-- SHE JUST LIKES A LITTLE ROUGH. 913 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,431 ( LAUGHS ) OH, WOW. 914 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:48,273 SO KATY AND I ARE GONNA GO APARTMENT HUNTING TOMORROW. 915 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,976 FOR BOTH OF YOU? 916 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:54,846 WELL, JUST FOR ME. FOR NOW, YEAH. 917 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,082 SWEETIE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 918 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,584 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE OUT. - I DO. I DO. 919 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:02,187 I MEAN, YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE BEEN AMAZING, 920 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,123 BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THIS LITTLE BIRD 921 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,958 TO FIND A NEW NEST. 922 00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:09,227 I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 923 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,232 OH, MAN, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DINNER. 924 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:16,501 - THAT WAS GREAT. - IT WAS OUR PLEASURE. 925 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,336 - NO PROBLEM. - NO PROBLEM. 926 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,906 HEY, WE'RE GONNA JUST HANG OUT IN MY ROOM FOR A LITTLE BIT. 927 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,573 - ( GROANS ) - PERFECT. 928 00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:24,275 I'M TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT. 929 00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:26,277 ALL RIGHT, HEY, HOPEFULLY, 930 00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,379 WE DON'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 931 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,348 ( LAUGHING ) 932 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:33,118 - LOVE YOU, GUYS. - THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 933 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,587 I NEED A DRINK. I NEED A DRINK. I NEED A DRINK. I NEED A DRINK. 934 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,523 SHE'S SO PRETTY, RIGHT? 935 00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:45,096 PRETTY CRAZY. WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT SHIT?! 936 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:57,442 SORRY, I WAS JUST THANKING THEM AGAIN FOR DINNER, 937 00:47:57,475 --> 00:47:59,577 AND TELLING THEM HOW AMAZING YOU ARE. 938 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:03,114 - YOU'RE SO SWEET. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 939 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:04,649 I'M PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONE. 940 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:06,551 I CAN SEE THAT. 941 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:09,287 YOU HAVE A LOT OF FOOD-RELATED APPS ON HERE. 942 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,590 I LIKE FOOD. GOT A HIGH METABOLISM. 943 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:15,693 A LOT OF GAME APPS. 944 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,995 AND I LIKE GAMES. 945 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:18,263 ( CHUCKLES ) 946 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,067 LET'S LOOK AT THE PHOTOS. 947 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:25,203 - OH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T-- - IS SHE IN HERE? 948 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:29,407 HOW-- HOW DO YOU KNOW? 949 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,278 WHAT, YOU HAD THE WHOLE DUMPED-GUY LOOK. 950 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,947 - REALLY? - THE BEARD. 951 00:48:35,981 --> 00:48:38,649 - YOU MEAN MY DISGUISE? - UH, YEAH. 952 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:41,619 LIKE, THE "WORKING THINGS OUT" LOOK, 953 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,688 TO PUT IT NICELY. 954 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,690 WHAT WAS HER NAME? 955 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:47,658 UH, HER NAME WAS-- 956 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:50,061 IS JESSICA. 957 00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,297 - NICE NAME. - MM-HMM. 958 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:54,165 SHE'S VERY PRETTY. 959 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,434 I GUESS. 960 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:58,203 NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU, THOUGH. 961 00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,271 THANK YOU. 962 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:03,008 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 963 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:06,044 UH, A LITTLE AFTER 9:00. 964 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:09,414 TIME TO PURGE. 965 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,017 OH, WELL, YOU SEE, THESE PICTURES-- 966 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:15,053 I KEEP THOSE PHOTOS BECAUSE THEY SORT OF REMIND ME 967 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,754 OF DIFFERENT TIME PERIODS IN MY LIFE THAT WERE-- 968 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,156 YEAH. 969 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,758 YEAH, WE SHOULD DELETE THEM. 970 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,693 - YOU READY? OKAY. - YEAH. 971 00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:29,034 DID THAT HURT? 972 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,701 NO. SURPRISINGLY NO. 973 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,505 HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? 974 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:36,674 THAT WAS OKAY. 975 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,510 YOUR TURN. 976 00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:41,079 COME ON. 977 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,618 HOW WAS IT? 978 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,655 YOU KNOW? ( CHUCKLES ) I FEEL OKAY. 979 00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,623 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 980 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,063 YOU KNOW, IT SEEMED LIKE YOUR FRIENDS 981 00:49:58,096 --> 00:49:59,697 DIDN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH. 982 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:03,034 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU WERE GREAT. 983 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:05,236 WELL, SURE, TO YOU, BUT YOU DON'T COUNT 984 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,638 - BECAUSE YOU'RE SMITTEN. - I AM. 985 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,108 ( CHUCKLES ) QUITE SMITTEN. 986 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:23,221 IT JUST-- IT SEEMED LIKE THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. 987 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:25,523 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST-- 988 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:29,127 YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH WOMEN, 989 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,229 AND I GUESS THEY'RE JUST BEING PROTECTIVE. 990 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:32,497 SHH. 991 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,299 - SHH! - SHH!! 992 00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:38,436 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 993 00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,071 I HAVE BETTER EARS. 994 00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:45,643 GO, GO, GO. 995 00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:50,648 HE'S NOT JOKING. HE'S NOT JOKING. 996 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:52,250 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. 997 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:53,784 I LITERALLY SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT 998 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,521 JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY, "HA HA HA, JUST KIDDING." 999 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,190 - YOU NEED TALK TO HIM. - AND TELL HIM WHAT? 1000 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:01,592 THAT HE'S HALLUCINATING? THAT HE'S CRAZY? 1001 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:04,462 WE DID THIS TO HIM. 1002 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:05,863 NO, NO. 1003 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,699 - WE DID SOMETHING WRONG. - FALSE. 1004 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:12,537 WE NEEDED TO BE BETTER AS A COUPLE, 1005 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:16,507 SHOW HIM HOW PEOPLE AND HUMAN BEINGS 1006 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,809 WHEN THEY'RE IN A-- PAIRING. 1007 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,812 I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE. 1008 00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:25,616 BUT THE ONE CLUE THAT I DO HAVE IS IT AIN'T BECAUSE OF US, OKAY? 1009 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:28,119 YOU NEED TO FIX THIS. 1010 00:51:28,153 --> 00:51:29,320 WHY ME? 1011 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,189 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1012 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:34,825 MAYBE-- MAYBE IT'S TEMPORARY. MAYBE IT'S TEMPORARY. 1013 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:37,462 MAYBE HE'S ON DRUGS. 1014 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:38,863 SOME REALLY GOOD DRUGS. 1015 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:40,765 THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 1016 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:42,867 WHY IS THAT-- WHY WOULD THAT BE AMAZING? 1017 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,335 ( LAUGHS ) 1018 00:51:44,369 --> 00:51:45,836 ( LAUGHS ) 1019 00:51:55,246 --> 00:51:57,448 SO HOW MANY PLACES HAVE YOU SEEN? 1020 00:51:57,482 --> 00:51:59,584 OH, THIS IS THE THIRD ONE TODAY. 1021 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:00,751 OH, WHERE YOU'RE MOVING FROM? 1022 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,720 I WAS LIVING IN THE CITY. 1023 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:05,490 THE CITY? UGH, THE WORST. 1024 00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:07,925 SO MANY MINORITIES. 1025 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,795 WELL, HERE WE GO. 1026 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,598 NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE A SPACIOUS LIVING ROOM, 1027 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,701 FIREPLACE, NEW CROWN MOLDING. 1028 00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,569 YEAH, I'M SORRY, MAN. 1029 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:21,306 BUT ( CHUCKLES ) AREN'T YOU A MINORITY? 1030 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,341 WELL, THERE ARE MINORITIES. 1031 00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:25,276 AND THEN THERE ARE MINORITIES. 1032 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:26,544 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1033 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,880 UH, YEAH, SORTA. I JUST KINDA-- 1034 00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:31,816 I FEEL LIKE YOU'D BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 1035 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,519 SO YOU'RE COOL WITH ALL WHITE PEOPLE? 1036 00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:36,587 SOME WHITE-TRASH HILLBILLY OR SOME CRACKER 1037 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,888 WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH? 1038 00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:40,525 OR EVEN WORSE, DONALD TRUMP? 1039 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:42,327 NO. NO, MAN, NO. 1040 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,362 SO THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE, 1041 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,198 AND THEN THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE. 1042 00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:49,467 RIGHT, I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE 1043 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,269 IF WE JUST KIND OF TALKED ABOUT THE APARTMENT. 1044 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:54,872 OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM. UTILITIES ARE INCLUDED. 1045 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:57,508 THERE'S A WASHER AND A DRYER IN THE UNIT, 1046 00:52:57,542 --> 00:53:01,379 24-HOUR ACCESS TO THE GYM, AND THE BEST PART? 1047 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,948 GREAT NEIGHBORS. 1048 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:06,917 - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. - RIGHT. ( CHUCKLES ) 1049 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:08,386 HEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 1050 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:10,321 I'M JUST GONNA LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 1051 00:53:10,355 --> 00:53:12,257 - ABSOLUTELY. HELP YOURSELF. GO RIGHT AHEAD. - THANKS. 1052 00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:26,271 WOW, THAT GUY WAS AWFUL. 1053 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:28,506 DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS. 1054 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,975 YOU MEAN LIKE THE TV SHOW? 1055 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:33,511 - WHAT? - "DIFF'RENT STROKES"? 1056 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:36,013 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. YOU ARE SO RACIST. 1057 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,948 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT. 1058 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:40,418 BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MADE THE SUPER RACIST CONNECTION. 1059 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:43,321 I'M NOT RACIST. THAT GUY MIGHT BE. 1060 00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:44,655 HE PROBABLY IS. 1061 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:47,792 - LADIES FIRST. - WHY, THANK YOU. 1062 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:50,295 SO THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 1063 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,696 YOU'RE SO NASTY. 1064 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,031 WHAT? THAT'S EWW. 1065 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,367 THAT'S GROSS. WAIT A MINUTE. 1066 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,737 ARE YOU LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT LIKES TO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE 1067 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:00,971 POOP AND PEE ON THEM? 1068 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,540 YOU MEAN GERMANS? 1069 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:03,974 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN! 1070 00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:05,610 I WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM HALF-GERMAN. 1071 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:08,279 OH, SO YOU ARE ONLY HALF INTO IT. 1072 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:12,350 I'M NOT INTO IT AT ALL. ( LAUGHS ) 1073 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,018 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1074 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:17,288 WELL... I DON'T KNOW. 1075 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:19,490 I LIKE IT, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1076 00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,058 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK. 1077 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,560 IT KIND OF DOES. 1078 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,995 I'M THINKING ABOUT RENOVATING IT, 1079 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,698 TURNING IT INTO A MASSAGE PARLOR FOR YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC. 1080 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:29,334 YOU ARE SUCH A PIG. 1081 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:31,636 I PROMISE YOU'LL BE MY BEST AND ONLY CLIENT. 1082 00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,738 AND NOW YOU'RE A CHEESEBALL. 1083 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,073 - ( GERMAN ACCENT ) GET ON THE TABLE. - NO, NO, NO. 1084 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,443 LET ME START WITH THE OIL ON YOUR BUTT CRACK. 1085 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,047 ( CELL PHONE RINGS ) 1086 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:46,384 HEY-- HEY. 1087 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:49,920 CARAMEL MACCHIATO. 1088 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:50,955 BAGEL. 1089 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:53,658 ANY KIND THEY HAVE. 1090 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:56,361 ANY KIND! 1091 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:58,095 NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT KIND, NOT THAT KIND. 1092 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,965 JUST GET-- JUST GET ME A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN. 1093 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,367 OKAY, BYE. 1094 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,040 TYLER? 1095 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,692 ( CELL PHONE RINGS ) 1096 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,795 HEY-- HEY. 1097 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,964 NO, NOT A LATTE. A MACCHIATO. 1098 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,600 NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 1099 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,479 HEY, BRO. 1100 00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:50,615 HEY, BRODY. 1101 00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:52,950 WE'RE NEIGHBOR BROS, BRO. 1102 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,720 CALL ME BRO. 1103 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:58,723 - OKAY, UH, BRO. - ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:55:58,756 --> 00:56:00,791 HEY, WERE YOU OUT HERE A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO 1105 00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:02,493 WHEN TYLER GOT BACK HERE? 1106 00:56:02,527 --> 00:56:04,829 ( LAUGHS ) I'M ALWAYS OUT HERE, BRO. 1107 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,864 DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE HIM TALKING TO ANYONE? 1108 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:09,600 - ME? - NO, SOMEONE ELSE 1109 00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:12,002 OR A GIRL, MAYBE JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF. 1110 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,971 NO, THAT'S THE THING, BRO. 1111 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:17,908 I'M LIKE-- I'M A LITTLE FUZZY WITH THE DEETS THESE DAYS, 1112 00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:20,077 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING 1113 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:22,046 WITH SOME PRETTY HEAVY PSYCHOTROPICS. 1114 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,948 YOU KNOW, BRO, IT'S JUST LIKE-- 1115 00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:26,951 IT JUST LIKE TAKES MY BRAIN OUT, BRO, AND IT'S DOWN HERE 1116 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,454 LIKE, IN MY POCKET, YOU KNOW, AND I-- 1117 00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:33,157 IT'S HARD, BRO, TO GET THE DETAILS FROM THE POCKET. 1118 00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:34,859 WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE, BRO? 1119 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:38,829 UH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE WONDERING. 1120 00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:41,198 SHE WASN'T, LIKE, COVERED IN FUR 1121 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,834 WITH RAINBOWS LIKE-- ( BABBLES ) 1122 00:56:43,868 --> 00:56:46,036 LIKE, SHOOTING OUT OF HER EYES AND STUFF, WAS SHE, BRO? 1123 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,739 - PROBABLY NOT. - GOOD, BRO, BECAUSE THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 1124 00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:51,008 OKAY. WELL, GOOD TALK. 1125 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,677 HEY, BRO, LATER ON, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE-- 1126 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,745 ( SCATS RHYTHM ) DRUM CIRCLE, OKAY? 1127 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,747 I WANT YOU AND THE WIFE THERE, OKAY? 1128 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:58,148 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY? 1129 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,850 - YEAH. - CLOTHING OPTIONAL, BRO. 1130 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:00,985 NO. 1131 00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:07,758 - HEY, SWEETIE. - HI. 1132 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,093 HEY, BIG MAN. WHAT YOU EATING? 1133 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:10,595 DRIED BLUEBERRIES. 1134 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:12,563 THEY'RE HIGH IN ANTIOXIDANTS. 1135 00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,031 ANTIOXIDANTS, HUH? 1136 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,866 IS THAT SOMETHING HE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT? 1137 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,470 DOES HE LOOKED WORRIED TO YOU? IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? 1138 00:57:19,504 --> 00:57:22,540 HEY, THERE'S NO MORE HOUSE GUEST, SO MAYBE WE COULD-- 1139 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:25,643 NO, NO, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE TOO TIRED TONIGHT. 1140 00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:29,747 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 1141 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,882 WELL, THAT DOES SOUND SO SPECIAL. 1142 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:33,050 NO. 1143 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:40,625 OH, I JUST HAD A TOTALLY WEIRD CONVERSATION WITH, UM... 1144 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:42,860 - TYLER? - NO, THE OTHER-- ( BLOWS RASPBERRY ) 1145 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,595 - BRODY? - YES. 1146 00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:47,732 HE SAID THAT HE HASN'T SEEN TYLER WITH ANYBODY. 1147 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:48,999 NO? NOBODY? 1148 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,801 NOT EVEN LIKE A MAYBE OR SOMETHING? 1149 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:54,539 NOT A THING. NOT A THING. 1150 00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:57,207 - OKAY. - IS HE COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT? 1151 00:57:57,241 --> 00:57:58,876 WHO? BRODY? 1152 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,712 ( LAUGHS ) NO! TYLER. 1153 00:58:01,746 --> 00:58:05,550 NO, HE'S OUT WITH, UH-- WITH HER. 1154 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:06,784 - OH. - WITH WHO? 1155 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,654 HE IS OUT WITH HIS, UH-- 1156 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,856 SPECIAL... FRIEND. HIS SPECIAL FRIEND. 1157 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:15,159 IS HE WITH HIS LOVER? 1158 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:17,962 YES, KIND OF. 1159 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,530 FIRST COMES LOVE. 1160 00:58:19,564 --> 00:58:21,298 THEN COMES MARRIAGE. 1161 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:25,069 THEN COMES TYLER WITH THE BABY CARRIAGE. 1162 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:27,638 AND THEN COMES THE STRAITJACKET! 1163 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:29,607 YAY! 1164 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,775 BOO. 1165 00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:34,645 SO THIS KIND OF LIKE OUR PLACE. 1166 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,715 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT THE DINER THAT WE ATE AT THE OTHER DAY? 1167 00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:40,551 THE ONE THAT YOU SAID SMELLS LIKE A HOMELESS MAN'S BUTTHOLE? 1168 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,086 DECENT BURGER THOUGH. 1169 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:44,755 OR THE TACO PLACE. WE'VE EATEN THERE LIKE TWICE. 1170 00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:46,323 NO, YOU'VE EATEN THERE LIKE TWICE. 1171 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,026 HEY, THOSE ARE-- THOSE ARE GOOD TACOS. 1172 00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:50,995 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THE CHICKEN 1173 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,730 WAS STILL KIND OF MOVING IN YOURS. 1174 00:58:52,763 --> 00:58:55,065 THAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 1175 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,634 ( LAUGHS ) OKAY, FINE. 1176 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,936 SO THEN THIS IS MY OUR PLACE. 1177 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:00,304 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A ROMANTIC. 1178 00:59:00,337 --> 00:59:03,007 AND YOU ARE SUCH A MURDERER OF ROMANCE. 1179 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,276 - THAT'S TRUE. - MM-HMM. 1180 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,813 WELL, SIR, IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE. 1181 00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:10,681 HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, UNLESS YOU WANTED 1182 00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,349 TO LEAVE A LITTLE FOR THE OLD TIP-ER-OONY. 1183 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,152 - OKAY. - OKAY, KEEP THAT IN MIND. 1184 00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:16,253 - THANK YOU. - I LIVE ON TIPS. 1185 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:19,056 OKAY. VERY SUBTLE. 1186 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,293 ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO 1187 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:26,130 BECAUSE I HAVE A MEETING IN AN HOUR WITH, LIKE, A BIG CLIENT. 1188 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:27,932 WOW, COOL. 1189 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:29,967 WHICH REMINDS ME, 1190 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,936 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF SOME WORK TO DO? 1191 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:33,771 COME ON, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE. 1192 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:35,706 I HAVE A JOB ALREADY. 1193 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,108 THAT'S NOT A JOB. THAT'S A PASTIME. 1194 00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:39,977 YOU NEED SOMETHING THAT YOU DO. 1195 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:42,813 I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LAW ABOUT THAT. 1196 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:44,248 IT'S THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE. 1197 00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:47,317 IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S WORKSHOP. 1198 00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:49,854 HEY, LADY, DON'T PUSH YOUR RELIGION ON ME. 1199 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,789 ( LAUGHS ) 1200 00:59:51,822 --> 00:59:54,291 BUT HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED TO DO ANYTHING WHEN YOU GROW UP? 1201 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:58,095 YOU KNOW, LIKE TO BE A FIREMAN OR A BASEBALL PLAYER 1202 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:01,331 OR A FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT WITH THE GOVERNMENT. 1203 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,000 A WHAT? 1204 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:05,002 NO, SOMETHING BESIDES LAYING ON YOUR COUCH ALL DAY 1205 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,304 AND PRESSING LITTLE BUTTONS ON YOUR PHONE. 1206 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:10,875 ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS GUY WAS ENROLLED 1207 01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,877 IN CULINARY SCHOOL AT ONE POINT. 1208 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,411 WHY'D YOU STOP? 1209 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,014 WELL, WHY DOES ANYBODY STOP THESE THINGS? 1210 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:19,884 JUST GOOD OLD FASHION AMERICAN LAZINESS. 1211 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,351 THEN, YOU KNOW, I GOT INVOLVED IN STOCKS 1212 01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:23,420 AND GOT SIDETRACKED. 1213 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:25,355 HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 1214 01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:26,657 GOOD? 1215 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:29,794 BAD. 1216 01:00:29,827 --> 01:00:31,729 DING, DING, DING. 1217 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:38,669 ( CELL PHONE RINGS ) 1218 01:00:38,703 --> 01:00:40,304 HEY, BUDDY. 1219 01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,439 HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? 1220 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:46,711 YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 1221 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,145 OH, WOW. 1222 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:51,882 WELL, THEN I'M HAPPY AND SAD FOR YOU. 1223 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:53,884 ( LAUGHS ) NO, SHE'S GOOD. 1224 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:55,385 SHE'S GOOD, MAN. 1225 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,287 YEAH, NO, NO, WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. 1226 01:00:57,321 --> 01:01:00,825 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1227 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:04,361 ( BRITISH ACCENT ) I'M CALLING YOU FOR A FAVOR, ASSHOLE. 1228 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:06,130 ( NORMAL VOICE ) NO, NO, I'M DOING YOU. 1229 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,898 ( BRITISH ACCENT ) ASSHOLE. 1230 01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:09,333 ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. 1231 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:12,036 LISTEN, ARE YOU STILL SELLING THAT SOFA? 1232 01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:13,904 YEAH, YEAH, TOTALLY. 1233 01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,473 PROBABLY NEEDS A ONCE-OVER, BUT IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE, 1234 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:18,475 MINT CONDITION. 1235 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,944 YEAH, WE'LL WORK OUT SOMETHING FAIR. 1236 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:23,280 DON'T YOU WORRY. PROBABLY ANAL. 1237 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:24,782 OH. 1238 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,984 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT ASSHOLE WANT? 1239 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:30,487 YEAH, YOU TOO, ASSHOLE. 1240 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,023 HEY, ASSHOLE! 1241 01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:35,726 NO, I DON'T WORK MONDAYS. 1242 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,863 BECAUSE I DON'T WORK MONDAYS. 1243 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,098 NO, IT'S NOT A RELIGIOUS THING. 1244 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,367 WHY, WHAT RELIGION DO YOU THINK I AM? 1245 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,271 YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE. 1246 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,177 YES, BECAUSE THAT IS A TUESDAY, 1247 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,881 WHICH AS MANY PEOPLE KNOW, MY FRIEND, IS NOT A MONDAY. 1248 01:01:58,415 --> 01:01:59,449 WHAT FOR? 1249 01:02:02,987 --> 01:02:04,521 ARE YOU DOING AIR QUOTES? 1250 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:05,823 NOPE. 1251 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:10,327 I'LL TELL YOU ON TUESDAY. 1252 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,330 NO, IT IS NOT SEX TIPS. 1253 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,535 I HAVE PLENTY OF SEXUAL-RELATED KNOWLEDGE. 1254 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,871 VERY. VERY SURE. 1255 01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:23,974 NO, IT'S ABOUT TYLER. YEAH, JUST-- 1256 01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,275 SHUT UP. 1257 01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:29,013 POP IN AT MY OFFICE AT ABOUT LUNCH. 1258 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,480 WHAT ARE YOU EATING? 1259 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:35,485 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1260 01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:40,190 * I LOSE MY MIND 1261 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:43,560 * TRYING TO GET IN YOUR LINE OF SIGHT * 1262 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:47,932 * EVERYTHING IS QUIET WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES * 1263 01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:50,334 * HERE WE GO AGAIN 1264 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:55,572 * SO IT SEEMS 1265 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,407 * I'M FIGHTING HARDER FOR YOU * 1266 01:02:57,441 --> 01:03:01,912 * THAN I EVER DID FOR ANYTHING * 1267 01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,916 * CAUGHT IN A DAYDREAM 1268 01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:12,789 * I'M JUST GONNA LET MYSELF FALL INTO THIS ONE * 1269 01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:19,229 * HERE WE GO AGAIN 1270 01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:22,933 * IT'S ALL HAPPENING 1271 01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:26,203 * OR IS IT ALL IN MY HEAD? 1272 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:30,507 * WHO SAYS THIS DAYDREAM HAS TO END? * 1273 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,278 * MY HEART'S CAVING IN 1274 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:37,848 * IT'S ALL HAPPENING 1275 01:03:37,882 --> 01:03:41,018 * DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN... 1276 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:43,921 Justin: NO, ABSOLUTELY. IRAQ IS THE NEW BAHAMAS. 1277 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,890 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 1278 01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:47,424 HEY, DEREK. COME ON BACK. 1279 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:49,026 HEY, ASSHOLE. 1280 01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:52,229 NOT HERE, DUDE, OKAY? 1281 01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:55,966 OOH, I LOVE THE HEADSET, ASSHOLE. 1282 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,534 THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. 1283 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:02,907 SO YOU'RE STILL DOING THE TRAVEL-AGENT THING THEN? 1284 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,942 DESTINATION EVENT COORDINATOR, YES. 1285 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:08,378 IT'S QUITE A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED. 1286 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:12,316 SO ARE YOU GONNA SIT HERE LIKE A COMPLETE TWAT THIS WHOLE TIME, 1287 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,919 OR ARE YOU GONNA SIT IN YOUR CHAIR LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN PERSON? 1288 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:22,559 SO DID TYLER TELL YOU ABOUT KATY? 1289 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:25,095 YES, YES, AND ABOUT MOVING OUT. 1290 01:04:25,129 --> 01:04:28,265 AWESOME NEWS. SUCH A RELIEF. 1291 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,600 I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS HEADED FOR... 1292 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,307 WELL, THE MOVING OUT IS GOOD, MAYBE. 1293 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:41,378 BUT THE GIRLFRIEND IS A-- IS ANOTHER SITUATION ENTIRELY. 1294 01:04:41,411 --> 01:04:42,679 OH, DID YOU MEET HER? 1295 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,148 YES. 1296 01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:46,250 AND NO. WE INVITED THEM OVER FOR DINNER. 1297 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,553 AND WHEN HE SHOWED UP, SHE WASN'T THERE. 1298 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,021 SHE CANCELED? 1299 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,289 NO. 1300 01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:54,524 SHE WASN'T THERE. 1301 01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:57,261 BUT HE THOUGHT SHE WAS THERE. HE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS THERE. 1302 01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,596 BUT SHE WAS DEFINITELY NOT THERE. 1303 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:02,299 - WHAT, LIKE SHE'S IMAGINARY? - YEAH. 1304 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:05,102 OOH. OOH, THAT'S MESSED UP. 1305 01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:06,636 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO ABOUT IT! 1306 01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:11,041 AH, WHO GIVES A SHIT? 1307 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,476 I'M SORRY? 1308 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,244 WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF SHE'S IMAGINARY? 1309 01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:17,181 - BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY! - IS IT? 1310 01:05:17,214 --> 01:05:19,449 WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HIM FOR WHERE HE FINDS HIS HAPPINESS? 1311 01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:24,121 I LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL PLAYS WITH MY BUTTHOLE. 1312 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:26,056 COME ON, THIS IS A LOT DIFFERENT THAN A GIRL 1313 01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,591 STICKING HER FINGER IN YOUR BUTT. 1314 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:31,261 SOMETIMES TWO OR THREE FINGERS. 1315 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,397 THREE? 1316 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:37,968 OKAY, LOOK, WE NEED TO HELP TYLER, OKAY? 1317 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:40,971 THIS WHOLE KATY THING IS JUST REALLY UNHEALTHY. 1318 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:44,975 HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S UNHEALTHY? 1319 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:47,577 HE'S HAPPY, RIGHT? HE'S MOVING ON WITH HIS LIFE. 1320 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,613 SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN HEALTHY TO ME. 1321 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:51,648 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE SIDING WITH A CRAZY PERSON! 1322 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:54,484 YOU GUYS CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT. I AIN'T DOING JACK SHIT. 1323 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:57,021 AND IF YOU SCREW HIM UP, I'M COMING AFTER YOUR ASS, 1324 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:58,322 AND I ASSURE YOU YOU, MATE, 1325 01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:01,125 IT WILL INVOLVE MORE THAN THREE FINGERS. 1326 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:03,060 DEREK? DEREK? 1327 01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,332 OH, HEY, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1328 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:11,068 OH, JUST SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH THIS ASSHOLE, HERE. 1329 01:06:11,101 --> 01:06:12,536 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1330 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,205 OH, JUST COMING TO SEE IF THIS GUY OVER HERE 1331 01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:17,774 WANTS TO GET SOME LUNCH OR YOU. 1332 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,610 - I ALREADY ATE, SO... - OKAY. YOU IN? 1333 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,546 SORRY, MATE, SOME OF US GOTTA WORK FOR A LIVING. 1334 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:25,749 ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST DOWN THE STREET ENROLLING-- 1335 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:28,452 RE-ENROLLING IN CULINARY SCHOOL. 1336 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,387 - THAT'S GREAT. - YEAH. 1337 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,356 - THAT'S GREAT NEWS. - THANKS, MAN. 1338 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:36,226 GREAT. THAT'S-- THAT'S VERY HEALTHY BEHAVIOR. 1339 01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,762 WOULD YOU AND KATY LIKE TO COME TO DINNER TONIGHT? 1340 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,430 OKAY, 6:00. 1341 01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:43,267 BE GREAT TO SEE YOU AND KATY THERE ACTUALLY, TOGETHER. 1342 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:47,137 OKAY. SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 1343 01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:05,222 - HEY, BRO. - OH, HEY, BRO. 1344 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:07,557 WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND, BRO? 1345 01:07:07,591 --> 01:07:10,160 WHAT? UH... WITH WHAT? 1346 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:15,199 MY G.D. BIRTHDAY PARTY, BRO! 1347 01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:18,102 OH, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS MOVING. 1348 01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:20,504 AND I GUESS IT TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND. 1349 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:24,074 I TOLD EVERYBODY YOU WERE COMING, BRO. 1350 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:25,642 WHY? 1351 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:28,812 IT'S NOT COOL. 1352 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:30,780 IT'S NOT COOL, BRO. 1353 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:34,251 HEY. I'M SORRY. 1354 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:37,787 ( SIGHS ) THAT GUY'S CRAZY. 1355 01:07:39,656 --> 01:07:41,758 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 1356 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:44,428 - HEY. - HEY, FONZARELLI. 1357 01:07:44,461 --> 01:07:47,197 NICE TIMELY REFERENCE THERE, CHACHI. 1358 01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:49,733 - YEAH, HAD TO PULL THAT ONE OUT OF THE MOTHBALLS. - YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 1359 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,168 - HEY. - HEY. 1360 01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:53,203 SO HOW ARE YOU AND KATY? 1361 01:07:53,237 --> 01:07:55,539 OH, WE'RE GOOD. REALLY AMAZING. 1362 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:59,409 - GREAT. - SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1363 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:01,178 SHE'S GOT A CLIENT MEETING, 1364 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,779 KINDA BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL, SO... 1365 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,315 - OH. - OH, SHE'S-- SHE'S NOT HERE? 1366 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:08,718 NO, NO, JUST ME. 1367 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,154 YOU SURE? 1368 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:12,289 YEAH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, MAN. 1369 01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:14,224 - THIS GUY. - JUST HAD TO CHECK. 1370 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:15,725 - ( LAUGHS ) - YEAH, TOTALLY. 1371 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:19,363 OH, OKAY, LET'S-- 1372 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:22,666 I MEAN, I MADE FOR FOUR PEOPLE TO INGEST THE FOOD. 1373 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:24,534 - THAT'S FINE. - I LIKE THAT WORD, "INGEST." 1374 01:08:24,568 --> 01:08:25,769 I CAN EAT FOR TWO. 1375 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,738 SO HOW ARE YOU AND KATY? DOING GOOD? 1376 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,408 OH, YEAH. IT'S-- IT'S AMAZING. 1377 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:34,178 I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT COULD BE LIKE THIS. 1378 01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,314 OH, THAT'S NICE. 1379 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:40,450 WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT WE'RE-- 1380 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,686 WE'RE KIND OF GLAD THAT SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 1381 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,723 YOU GUYS-- YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HER? 1382 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:48,825 NO, NO, THAT'S... 1383 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,427 THAT'S SILLY. 1384 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,761 THAT'S NOT IT. 1385 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,463 EXACTLY. 1386 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:57,267 SO WHAT IS IT EXACTLY? 1387 01:08:57,301 --> 01:08:59,536 WELL, I THINK THAT WE JUST-- WE WANTED TO-- 1388 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:01,438 WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A WHILE, 1389 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:05,342 AND IT'S JUST A BETTER THING IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT-- 1390 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,177 IF-- IF-- THAT SHE'S NOT HERE. 1391 01:09:07,211 --> 01:09:08,412 RIGHT. 1392 01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:09,913 WOW. OKAY. 1393 01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:14,218 THIS SOUNDS-- THIS SOUNDS AWFUL. 1394 01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:17,921 UM... 1395 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:20,890 YOUR LAST BREAKUP WAS REALLY-- 1396 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,859 WAS REALLY HARD ON YOU, RIGHT? 1397 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,961 RIGHT. 1398 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:28,965 WELL, I THINK THAT MAYBE SOME... 1399 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:33,837 PART OF YOU JUST... DIDN'T-- 1400 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:37,207 JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT. 1401 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:39,209 ( CHUCKLES ) OKAY. 1402 01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:42,579 LOOK, I APPRECIATE THIS. 1403 01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:44,481 I'M FINE NOW, REALLY. 1404 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,983 KATY... 1405 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,485 ISN'T REAL. 1406 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,954 I KNOW. SHE'S-- SHE'S SO UNREAL. 1407 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:55,692 NO, SHE'S NOT AN ACTUAL ALIVE PERSON, TY. 1408 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,595 ( CHUCKLES ) OKAY. 1409 01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:00,430 NO, JUST LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY, ALL RIGHT? 1410 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:05,001 KATY IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. 1411 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,371 RIGHT, WELL, THEN SHE'S A FIGMENT 1412 01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:10,507 OF YOUR IMAGINATIONS BECAUSE SHE WAS HERE FOR DINNER. 1413 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,776 SO KIND OF HARD TO FEED A FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION. 1414 01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:15,479 WHEN YOU CAME OVER THAT NIGHT, YOU WERE ALONE. 1415 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:17,881 OKAY. WOW. 1416 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,617 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY COMMITTING TO THIS JOKE. 1417 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:23,520 ALL RIGHT, WELL, YEAH, SHE SAT HERE, 1418 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,256 AND YOU TALKED TO HER SO... 1419 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:30,260 NO, I DIDN'T TALK TO HER. WE DIDN'T TALK TO HER. 1420 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,863 WE TALKED TO YOU, AND WE PLAYED ALONG 1421 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,765 BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING, 1422 01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:37,701 AND WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 1423 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,703 OKAY, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 1424 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:43,973 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 1425 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,811 OH, I'M NO LONGER MOPEY, DEPRESSED TYLER 1426 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:50,747 HANGING OUT AT YOUR HOUSE ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 1427 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,982 SO YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO BACK TO YOUR BORING, 1428 01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:55,719 MUNDANE MARRIED SITUATION. 1429 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,321 THAT'S CRAZY. 1430 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,856 WELL, THEN IT SUITS ME, CLEARLY, 1431 01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:02,726 BECAUSE MY TWO FRIENDS ARE SUGGESTING 1432 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,028 THAT I'M HALLUCINATING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 1433 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:08,432 - COME ON. - I WENT ON FACEBOOK, OKAY? 1434 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,800 AND THE ONLY PERSON WITH THAT NAME 1435 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:14,738 IS AN INCREDIBLY LARGE BLACK WOMAN IN CLEVELAND. 1436 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:17,006 IN CLEVELAND. I DON'T THINK THAT'S HER. 1437 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,075 I DON'T THINK THAT'S HER. 1438 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,545 FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT EVEN ON FACEBOOK. 1439 01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:24,548 THERE'S ONLY LIKE 10 MILLION PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. 1440 01:11:24,581 --> 01:11:27,016 A BILLION. A BILLION PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. 1441 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:29,319 - A BILLION? - A BILLION. 1442 01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:31,888 WOW, OKAY, WELL, ANYWAY, 1443 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,823 THERE'S FOUR BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. 1444 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:35,859 SEVEN BILLION. 1445 01:11:35,892 --> 01:11:38,662 - SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. - GIVE OR TAKE A FEW. 1446 01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:41,030 THAT'S SIX BILLION NOT ON FACEBOOK. 1447 01:11:41,064 --> 01:11:44,968 WOW, I AM REALLY SHOCKED 1448 01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:47,437 AND DISAPPOINTED BY BOTH OF YOU. 1449 01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:51,641 LIKE, I'M SITTING HERE, I'M FINALLY HAPPY AGAIN, 1450 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:55,712 AND I HAVE TO PROVE TO YOU THAT THIS PERSON IS INTO ME? 1451 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:59,082 DO YOU WANNA SEE THE TEXTS? BECAUSE I GOT TEXTS. 1452 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:02,919 I GOT, YOU KNOW, THE CALL LOG. I GOT EMAILS. 1453 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:04,921 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1454 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:07,824 - DO YOU THINK I HIRED SOME GIRL-- - NO, NO, NO, NO! 1455 01:12:07,857 --> 01:12:12,629 WHEN YOU CAME HERE, THERE WAS NO BODY THERE. 1456 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,665 - THERE WAS NOBODY SITTING IN THE CHAIR, TY. - IT WAS JUST EMPTY SPACE. 1457 01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:19,736 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH. 1458 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:22,138 SERIOUSLY, EVEN FOR YOU GUYS, 1459 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:25,609 THIS IS BY FAR THE BULLSHITIEST BULLSHIT EVER. 1460 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,477 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, MAN. 1461 01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:31,114 REALLY? BY MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M CRAZY? 1462 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:33,617 BY MAKING ME THINK THAT THIS AMAZING THING 1463 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,719 THAT I HAVE IN MY LIFE ISN'T REAL? 1464 01:12:35,752 --> 01:12:37,487 WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE THAT? 1465 01:12:44,728 --> 01:12:46,430 ( DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ) 1466 01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:47,964 WELL... 1467 01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:51,100 THAT DIDN'T GO THE WAY I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 1468 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,902 - NO. - NO. 1469 01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:56,606 NO. NO. 1470 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,446 COME ON, COME ON. 1471 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,048 COME ON, PICK UP, PICK UP. 1472 01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:07,851 PICK UP, COME ON. 1473 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,385 PICK UP THE PHONE. 1474 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:16,760 THANK GOD. 1475 01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,061 OH. 1476 01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:20,029 NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 1477 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,499 LISTEN, CAN-- CAN YOU COME OVER? 1478 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:26,903 YEAH, NO, I'M-- I'M DONE HERE. 1479 01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:28,472 OKAY. 1480 01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:31,775 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. BYE. 1481 01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:08,978 HELLO. 1482 01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:10,246 HI. 1483 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:12,849 THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 1484 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,160 WHAT'S, UH-- 1485 01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,963 WHAT'S BOUNCING AROUND THAT LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS? 1486 01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:28,832 NOTHING. 1487 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:29,899 OKAY. 1488 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:33,603 MAYBE YOU'LL TELL ME LATER. 1489 01:14:33,637 --> 01:14:37,140 NO, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW-- 1490 01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:40,810 YOU KNOW WHEN SOMETHING SEEMS SO RIGHT, 1491 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:44,280 YOU KNOW, SO GOOD THAT IT'S-- 1492 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:47,083 IT'S PROBABLY TOO RIGHT, TOO GOOD. 1493 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:50,720 YOU KNOW, LIKE ANY MINUTE NOW, SOMETHING'S GONNA GO BAD, 1494 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:54,223 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS THAT WAY. 1495 01:14:54,257 --> 01:14:56,259 LIKE, YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP. 1496 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:58,762 SHOE TO DROP, EXACTLY. YEAH. 1497 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,198 WELL, I MEAN, LOOK, 1498 01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:05,935 SOMETIMES PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JINXED, RIGHT? 1499 01:15:05,969 --> 01:15:07,971 OR SOMEHOW ARE DESTINED FOR FAILURE 1500 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,306 JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE HAD SOME BAD BREAKS, 1501 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,742 AND THEN THEY FOCUS IN ON THOSE BAD BREAKS, 1502 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:14,544 AND SUDDENLY, THE BAD BREAKS ARE EVERYWHERE, 1503 01:15:14,578 --> 01:15:17,113 BUT THEY FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING IN LIFE 1504 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:20,283 THAT IS WONDERFUL AND MAGICAL. 1505 01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:21,785 MAGICAL? 1506 01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:30,560 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT PRETTY HEAD OF YOURS? 1507 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:32,796 NOTHING. 1508 01:15:32,829 --> 01:15:35,031 OKAY, SOMETHING. 1509 01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:36,099 YEAH? WHAT? 1510 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,970 I LOVE YOU. 1511 01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:42,271 ( CHUCKLES SOFTLY ) 1512 01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:46,542 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1513 01:15:57,186 --> 01:15:58,755 HELLO? 1514 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:02,325 SLOW DOWN THERE, TIGER, I'M COMING. 1515 01:16:02,358 --> 01:16:03,960 ONE? 1516 01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:05,762 NO. ACTUALLY, I WAS WONDERING 1517 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:07,130 IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING. 1518 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,098 SURE, FIVE BUCKS. 1519 01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:10,667 - SERIOUSLY? - UH-HUH. 1520 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,135 - OKAY, I WAS WONDERING-- - UPFRONT. 1521 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,106 ALL RIGHT, FIVE BUCKS. 1522 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,708 THANK YOU. 1523 01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:22,712 UH, OKAY, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY IN HERE? 1524 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:24,748 - I THINK SO. - NO, NO, WAIT. 1525 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:27,150 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY IN HERE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE? 1526 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,318 OH, JEALOUS BOYFRIEND? 1527 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,020 ( CHUCKLES ) NO. 1528 01:16:31,054 --> 01:16:32,722 ARE YOU SOME KIND OF LIKE WEIRD STALKER OR SOMETHING? 1529 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:35,358 NO, I'M NOT A STALKER. I'M JUST A FRIEND. 1530 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:37,360 OKAY, LET ME SEE THIS. 1531 01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:39,963 OH, YOU GUYS ARE CUTE. 1532 01:16:39,996 --> 01:16:41,898 ARE YOU THE TOP? I BET YOU'RE THE TOP, RIGHT? 1533 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:43,633 LIKE THE PITCHER. 1534 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:45,702 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP ASKING ME THAT? NO. 1535 01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,203 ANYWAY, I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND, OKAY? 1536 01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:48,905 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN HERE WITH LIKE A GIRL 1537 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,007 OR WITH ANYBODY, SOMEBODY? 1538 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,275 YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO? 1539 01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:53,943 WE COULD CHECK THE SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE 1540 01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:55,679 - FOR THE LAST WEEK. - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 1541 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:57,681 - RIGHT? - YEAH. 1542 01:16:57,714 --> 01:16:59,716 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT, ARE YOU? - NOT A CHANCE. 1543 01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:02,251 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - SECURITY CAMERA. 1544 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,187 - IDIOT! - GREAT SERVICE. 1545 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:07,390 THANKS A LOT. CAN'T WAIT TO COME BACK. 1546 01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:11,360 SECURITY CAMERAS. 1547 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:17,333 TYLER? 1548 01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:29,312 THAT'S FAIR. 1549 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:40,123 HMM. 1550 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:55,471 HEY, ASSHOLE, IT'S A SOFA. 1551 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,273 JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 1552 01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:59,042 WELL, IT'S COOL IF YOU DON'T WANT IT. 1553 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:00,777 SMELLS KIND OF FARTY, DUDE. 1554 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,211 WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY FROM ME DOG. 1555 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:04,748 YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG. 1556 01:18:04,781 --> 01:18:06,883 WELL, THEN IT'S PROBABLY FROM ME THEN. 1557 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,819 UGH. I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1558 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:11,721 WHAT-- 1559 01:18:11,755 --> 01:18:13,056 WHAT IS THAT? 1560 01:18:13,089 --> 01:18:15,792 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT. 1561 01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,160 CHEERS, MATE. 1562 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:25,001 SO HOW'S THINGS WITH YOUR LADY FRIEND THEN? 1563 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:28,337 YEAH, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT. MAYBE. 1564 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:30,373 I DON'T KNOW, MAN, HAVE YOU EVER WONDER 1565 01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:34,377 IF A CRAZY PERSON KNOWS THAT THEY'RE A CRAZY PERSON? 1566 01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:37,480 OR DO THEY JUST LIKE THINK EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS CRAZY? 1567 01:18:42,518 --> 01:18:45,454 WELL, ISN'T CRAZY KIND OF A RELATIVE THING? 1568 01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:48,257 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU THINK IT'S CRAZY 1569 01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:50,293 TO SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER ALL OVER YOUR BALLS 1570 01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:51,895 AND HAVE A DOG LICK IT OFF, 1571 01:18:51,928 --> 01:18:53,830 OR MAYBE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S CRAZY. 1572 01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:56,866 I'M TALKING LIKE CRAZY, CRAZY, MAN. 1573 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:59,468 LIKE, YOU KNOW, "A HOMELESS GUY TALKING TO A MAILBOX, 1574 01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:02,138 EATING HIS OWN POOP" CRAZY, YOU KNOW? 1575 01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:04,040 WELL, THAT'S EXTREME. 1576 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,342 BASICALLY, EVERYONE IS KIND OF CRAZY. 1577 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,244 IT'S A CRAZY WORLD, DUDE. 1578 01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:12,081 WE ALL DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE. 1579 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:13,416 YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 1580 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:16,419 BUT NO, NO, THE HOMELESS FELLA 1581 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:18,554 HE DOESN'T THINK HE'S CRAZY. 1582 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,189 HUNGRY MAYBE. 1583 01:19:20,223 --> 01:19:23,559 ( LAUGHS ) 1584 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:26,095 AH, YOU A SICK GUY. 1585 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,196 SOMEONE'S GOTTA BE. 1586 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:29,265 THAT'S FUNNY, MAN. 1587 01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:30,967 ( SIGHS ) 1588 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:39,475 SO, UH, THOSE GUYS REALLY LIKED MY WORK. 1589 01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:41,310 THAT'S GREAT. 1590 01:19:41,344 --> 01:19:45,014 YEAH, THEY LOVED MY COFFEE CAMPAIGN, 1591 01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:48,084 AND THEN THEY GAVE ME THE ENTIRE WRITING 1592 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,519 FOR THE WHOLE LINE OF PRODUCTS. 1593 01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:54,190 WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. THAT'S, UH-- AWESOME. 1594 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:56,359 IT IS, IT IS, FOR SURE. 1595 01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:00,029 BUT... 1596 01:20:00,063 --> 01:20:01,230 LONG HOURS? 1597 01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:03,599 YEAH. YEAH. 1598 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:06,202 BUT, UM... 1599 01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:09,338 IN CHICAGO. 1600 01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:13,877 WELL, THAT'S A HELL OF A COMMUTE? 1601 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:16,179 YOU COULD, UH... 1602 01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:17,413 COME WITH. 1603 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:22,018 I DON'T KNOW. 1604 01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:23,853 I KNOW, IT'S SO CLICHE, RIGHT? 1605 01:20:23,887 --> 01:20:28,357 LIKE, "AND I COULD PAY FOR EVERYTHING, SWEETHEART." 1606 01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,960 NO, IT'S NOT CLICHE. 1607 01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:33,429 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, CHICAGO? 1608 01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:36,900 THE WINDY CITY? THIS ALL JUST-- 1609 01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:39,335 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE-- 1610 01:20:39,368 --> 01:20:41,104 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1611 01:20:41,137 --> 01:20:44,073 JUST-- JUST-- WHAT ABOUT JUST A MAYBE? 1612 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,644 YES. 1613 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,147 MAYBE. 1614 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,348 MAYBE. 1615 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:03,893 REMEMBER WHEN TYLER SAID THAT WE WERE A BORING COUPLE? 1616 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:07,463 OH, COME ON, HEY, DON'T TAKE HIS SHIT AND MAKE IT ABOUT US. 1617 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:11,935 YOU DON'T THINK THAT WAS JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT TRUE? 1618 01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:13,436 IF YOU MEAN BY BORING 1619 01:21:13,469 --> 01:21:16,072 THAT WE HAVEN'T HALLUCINATED ANOTHER PERSON, 1620 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:17,974 THEN, YEAH, WE'RE BORING. 1621 01:21:18,007 --> 01:21:21,144 NO, I MEAN, THAT I DON'T THINK THAT IT LOOKS LIKE 1622 01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:24,547 THAT WE'RE IN LOVE ANYMORE. 1623 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,316 LOOKS LIKE TO WHO? WE'RE GREAT. 1624 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:28,985 WE'RE GREAT, BABE. 1625 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:31,454 I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T-- 1626 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:34,557 WE DON'T HAVE SEX THAT OFTEN, OKAY? 1627 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:38,061 AND WE DON'T EVER DO, LIKE, MAKE-OUT STUFF. 1628 01:21:38,094 --> 01:21:40,229 EVER. 1629 01:21:40,263 --> 01:21:45,234 I MEAN, ARE YOU EVEN STILL ATTRACTED TO ME? 1630 01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:47,570 WHAT? YES. 1631 01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:51,574 THIS IS CRAZY. YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 1632 01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:54,610 I'M CONSTANTLY IN VARIOUS STAGES OF AROUSAL WHEN I'M WITH YOU. 1633 01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:57,613 NO, NO, NO, WANTING TO BONE ME 1634 01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:59,648 AND BEING ATTRACTED TO ME 1635 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:03,386 ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS, OKAY? 1636 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,423 BECAUSE GUYS WANNA BONE, LIKE, HALF THE PLANET, 1637 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,725 BUT WHO DO YOU REALLY WANNA, YOU KNOW, 1638 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,727 CARESS THEIR FACE AND LOOK INTO THEIR EYES? 1639 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,598 I WANNA CARESS YOU AND I WANNA LOOK INTO YOUR EYES 1640 01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:17,500 AND BONE YOU AT THE SAME TIME. 1641 01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:23,439 ARE YOU GETTING FILLED? 1642 01:22:23,472 --> 01:22:25,508 OH, THAT'S GROSS. 1643 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:29,412 WHAT KIND OF CRAZY ASSHOLE WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1644 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:32,181 MY KIND OF CRAZY ASSHOLE. 1645 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:36,685 I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE. 1646 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,754 AND I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. 1647 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:41,224 - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS? - OH, I CAN HANDLE IT. 1648 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,559 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW I DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. 1649 01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:45,128 AND THEN LATER, 1650 01:22:45,161 --> 01:22:46,762 WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING WITH THESE. 1651 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,297 - OH, COME OVER HERE. - GET READY FOR THAT. 1652 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,698 GET OVER HERE. GET OVER HERE. 1653 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:13,356 FEELS GOOD. 1654 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,391 MM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1655 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:20,529 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1656 01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:23,732 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. 1657 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,370 COULD JUST DO THE LONG-DISTANCE THING. 1658 01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:29,405 NO, THAT-- THAT'S NOT IT. 1659 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:35,378 WHAT-- WHAT IS IT? 1660 01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:36,645 I DON'T, UM-- 1661 01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,085 I DON'T, UH, KNOW-- 1662 01:23:42,118 --> 01:23:44,487 WELL, IS THIS ABOUT JESSICA? 1663 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,223 NO, NO. NO. 1664 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:49,525 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. 1665 01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,294 YOU DON'T LOVE ME? 1666 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,496 NO, I DO. I DO. 1667 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,298 I-- VERY, VERY MUCH. 1668 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,632 WELL, THEN, OKAY. 1669 01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:59,268 THEN THE REST WILL FIGURE ITSELF OUT. 1670 01:23:59,302 --> 01:24:01,804 UM... 1671 01:24:01,837 --> 01:24:05,474 YEAH, THERE'S JUST-- THERE'S JUST, UH... 1672 01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:09,312 THERE'S JUST ONE THING. 1673 01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:10,613 WHAT IS IT? 1674 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,289 I-- I'M SO SORRY. 1675 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:22,258 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY. 1676 01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,726 COME HERE. IT'S OKAY. 1677 01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:25,294 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY. 1678 01:24:25,328 --> 01:24:29,498 NO, UM, THIS IS-- 1679 01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:31,800 THIS IS GONNA SOUND STRANGE, BUT, UM... 1680 01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:39,475 I-I'M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED... 1681 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:41,877 THAT YOU... 1682 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,512 EXIST. 1683 01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:47,416 WHAT-- ( LAUGHS ) 1684 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:50,586 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I-I'M RIGHT HERE. 1685 01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:55,458 YOU CAN SEE ME. YOU CAN TOUCH ME. 1686 01:24:55,491 --> 01:25:00,296 YOU ARE SO REAL TO ME. 1687 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:05,234 YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT I EVER IMAGINED 1688 01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:07,503 THAT I WOULD WANT IN A GIRL. 1689 01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:09,638 OKAY. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1690 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:16,445 YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES I'VE EVER SEEN. 1691 01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:19,682 PRETTIEST SMILE IN THE WORLD. 1692 01:25:19,715 --> 01:25:22,785 YOU'RE SO KIND AND SWEET, LOVING. 1693 01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:26,755 ( CHUCKLES ) 1694 01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,425 YOUR HAIR IS, LIKE, 1695 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:34,197 THE EXACT KIND OF HAIR THAT I LIKE ON A GIRL. 1696 01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:36,432 SO CHANCES ARE THAT 1697 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,902 YOU'RE JUST NOT REAL. 1698 01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:42,771 WAS THAT REAL ENOUGH? 1699 01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:44,740 STOP. STOP. 1700 01:25:44,773 --> 01:25:48,377 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 1701 01:25:48,411 --> 01:25:51,614 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 1702 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:55,451 WE-- WE'VE SEEN OUT IN PUBLIC TOGETHER. 1703 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:57,920 I-- I MET YOUR FRIENDS. 1704 01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:04,860 ACTUALLY, THEY WERE THE FIRST ONES TO SAY SOMETHING. 1705 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,196 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME. 1706 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,732 WHAT IF I SAID THAT THEY DIDN'T EXIST? 1707 01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:11,300 BUT THEY DO. 1708 01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:15,404 BUT WHAT IF I SAID THAT THEY DIDN'T. 1709 01:26:15,438 --> 01:26:19,242 LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT THEY SAID. 1710 01:26:19,275 --> 01:26:22,611 I-- I HAVE PROBLEMS. 1711 01:26:22,645 --> 01:26:24,913 I'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS. 1712 01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:27,983 I KNOW, AND I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. 1713 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:31,487 AND YOU HAVE. 1714 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:34,957 YOU HAVE HELPED ME. 1715 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:38,594 BUT NOW, UM, I CAN'T-- 1716 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:40,596 I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU SOMEWHERE 1717 01:26:40,629 --> 01:26:42,498 IF I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE-- 1718 01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:44,533 I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU. 1719 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:48,337 I WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE. 1720 01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:50,506 I WILL JUST GO. 1721 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:52,608 OH, NO, WAIT. 1722 01:26:52,641 --> 01:26:54,410 I'LL DISAPPEAR. 1723 01:26:58,614 --> 01:27:00,949 PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE IT LIKE THIS. 1724 01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:05,888 I CAN'T LEAVE ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 1725 01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:24,873 ( MUSIC PLAYS ) 1726 01:27:41,056 --> 01:27:45,961 * WELL, HERE YOU ARE IN THE GLOOM AGAIN * 1727 01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:50,766 * BY NOW, YOUR DEMONS ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS * 1728 01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:54,837 * AND EVEN THOUGH THE CARDS WERE DOWN * 1729 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:59,675 * ALL YOU CONJURED UP WERE SOME PAPER CUTS * 1730 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:01,844 * THIS ROUND 1731 01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:10,886 MMM. 1732 01:28:10,919 --> 01:28:12,488 YUMMERNINS. 1733 01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:18,761 YOU KNOW, THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENED 1734 01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,763 AFTER I STOPPED BY THAT CAFE. 1735 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:24,933 MMM, THE CAFE WHERE THE WAITRESS HUSTLED YOU OUT OF FIVE BUCKS? 1736 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:26,835 YES, THAT ONE. 1737 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:29,872 I SAW TYLER DRIVING, AND I COULD'VE SWORN I SAW 1738 01:28:29,905 --> 01:28:33,376 A GIRL WITH RED HAIR IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. 1739 01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:37,112 THEN WHEN HE DROVE PAST, SHE WAS GONE. 1740 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,881 SHUT UP. 1741 01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:40,949 THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK. 1742 01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:42,551 I WAS SITTING IN MY CAR. 1743 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:44,687 I THINK I SEE TY ACROSS THE STREET, 1744 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,624 AND IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'S WITH SOMEONE WITH RED HAIR. 1745 01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:51,126 GREAT. NOW WE'RE GOING NUTS. 1746 01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:54,497 YEAH, OR IT'S SOME KIND OF SYMPATHY THING, OR 1747 01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:56,064 I DON'T KNOW, TRYING TO MAKE SENSE-- 1748 01:28:56,098 --> 01:28:58,367 - I DON'T KNOW. - WE'RE BOTH GOING NUTS. 1749 01:28:58,401 --> 01:29:00,869 HOW'S THIS FOR NUTS? 1750 01:29:00,903 --> 01:29:03,338 ( HUMS BURLESQUE TUNE ) 1751 01:29:05,774 --> 01:29:07,142 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 1752 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:09,478 ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE? 1753 01:29:09,512 --> 01:29:11,447 TO BE CONTINUED. 1754 01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:12,548 YES, MASTER. 1755 01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:14,583 IT'S PROBABLY BRODY 1756 01:29:14,617 --> 01:29:16,985 - WONDERING IF WE STOLE HIS MAGIC BONG. - ( LAUGHS ) 1757 01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:21,624 HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 1758 01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:24,159 - CAN I COME IN? - OF COURSE. 1759 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:26,695 - IT'S TYLER AND-- - JUST TYLER. 1760 01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:33,602 HEY, TY. 1761 01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:35,037 HEY. 1762 01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:41,810 WE'RE JUST HAVING SOME MILK AND COOKIES. 1763 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:43,879 - DO YOU WANT SOME? - NO. 1764 01:29:43,912 --> 01:29:45,614 I DON'T KNOW. 1765 01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:48,016 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME. 1766 01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:56,492 WE BROKE UP. 1767 01:29:56,525 --> 01:29:58,427 KATY? 1768 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,128 YEAH. 1769 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:04,867 I MEAN, I GUESS SO. 1770 01:30:07,169 --> 01:30:09,037 SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS ANYMORE. 1771 01:30:12,475 --> 01:30:14,510 ANYWAY, SHE'S GONE. 1772 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:20,849 YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS, UM, 1773 01:30:20,883 --> 01:30:24,520 FRIEND ONCE NAMED, UM... 1774 01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:26,455 BYLER. 1775 01:30:26,489 --> 01:30:30,125 AND HE WAS VERY SWEET AND KIND AND FUNNY, 1776 01:30:30,158 --> 01:30:32,861 EVERYTHING YOU WOULD WANT A PERSON TO BE. 1777 01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:37,833 AND, UM, ONE DAY THIS GUY BYLER 1778 01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:40,836 STARTED DATING THIS GIRL 1779 01:30:40,869 --> 01:30:43,038 BESSICA, 1780 01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:46,174 AND SHE WAS SMART AND PRETTY FUNNY, 1781 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:49,077 BUT SHE WAS THE MOST UNKIND, 1782 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:52,581 UNCARING PERSON ON EARTH. 1783 01:30:52,615 --> 01:30:55,250 AND SO PRETTY SOON, 1784 01:30:55,283 --> 01:31:00,022 BESSICA BROKE BYLER'S HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES. 1785 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:04,126 SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY AWFUL PERSON. 1786 01:31:04,159 --> 01:31:05,661 SHE IS-- WAS. 1787 01:31:05,694 --> 01:31:09,164 BUT DESPITE HER BEST EFFORTS, 1788 01:31:09,197 --> 01:31:13,235 MY FRIEND MANAGED TO LIVE 1789 01:31:13,268 --> 01:31:17,005 BECAUSE HE WAS STRONG OF SPIRIT. 1790 01:31:17,039 --> 01:31:21,076 AND BECAUSE HE HAD GREAT FRIENDS 1791 01:31:21,109 --> 01:31:24,680 THAT STUCK BY HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS BEING A JERK FACE. 1792 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:34,690 CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE? 1793 01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:36,191 SHE-- 1794 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:39,862 KATY WANTED ME TO MOVE TO CHICAGO. 1795 01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:44,600 (CHUCKLES ) I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE'S A REAL PERSON, RIGHT? 1796 01:31:44,633 --> 01:31:49,037 BUT I'M STILL-- NOW, RIGHT NOW-- 1797 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,543 WONDERING IF I SHOULD DO IT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE 1798 01:31:54,577 --> 01:31:58,781 I'M SCREWING THINGS UP WITH THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN, 1799 01:31:58,814 --> 01:32:00,749 YOU KNOW? 1800 01:32:00,783 --> 01:32:03,251 TY? 1801 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:04,920 LOOK AT ME. 1802 01:32:04,953 --> 01:32:07,890 I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH YOUR PHONE, 1803 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:10,626 AND THERE ARE NO TEXTS FROM KATY, 1804 01:32:10,659 --> 01:32:12,861 THERE'S NO OUTGOING CALLS. THERE'S NO MISSED CALLS. 1805 01:32:12,895 --> 01:32:14,763 THERE'S NO PHOTOS. 1806 01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:18,300 THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT KATY IN HERE. 1807 01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:19,768 GIVE ME THE PHONE. 1808 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:25,974 IT'S NOT HERE. 1809 01:32:26,008 --> 01:32:28,243 I SAW EVERYTHING. 1810 01:32:28,276 --> 01:32:32,047 TEXTS, IT WAS ALL HERE. I SAW IT. 1811 01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:36,284 SWEETIE, SOMETIMES WE SEE WHAT WE WANNA SEE. 1812 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:42,591 WOW. 1813 01:32:42,625 --> 01:32:47,596 YOU GUYS MUST REALLY THINK I'M OFF MY ROCKER. 1814 01:32:47,630 --> 01:32:51,600 WE DON'T THINK ANYTHING. WE'RE JUST HERE FOR YOU. 1815 01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,808 SHE WAS... 1816 01:33:02,344 --> 01:33:03,746 REALLY SOMETHING. 1817 01:33:07,816 --> 01:33:10,819 THERE'S GONNA BE OTHER GIRLS, 1818 01:33:10,853 --> 01:33:13,255 OTHER GIRLS THAT CARE FOR YOU 1819 01:33:13,288 --> 01:33:16,058 AND THAT ARE FUNNY AND BRIGHT. 1820 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:21,664 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 1821 01:33:21,697 --> 01:33:26,034 WHOEVER THE NEXT GIRL IS... 1822 01:33:26,068 --> 01:33:28,937 I JUST HOPE SHE'S A REAL PERSON. 1823 01:33:31,807 --> 01:33:33,141 ( LAUGHS ) 1824 01:33:33,175 --> 01:33:36,912 THIS FEELS TOO SOON TO BE LAUGHING AT YOU. 1825 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:38,981 ( LAUGHTER ) 1826 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:51,259 HEY, BIG MAN. YOU READY TO GO? 1827 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:52,728 READY LIKE FREDDY. 1828 01:33:52,761 --> 01:33:54,963 OH, YOU LOOK LOVELY THIS MORNING. 1829 01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:56,999 OH, DO I? 1830 01:33:57,032 --> 01:34:01,036 YOU GUYS. GET A ROOM. 1831 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,405 THANKS. 1832 01:34:03,438 --> 01:34:06,274 I THINK WE'VE BEEN LETTING HIM HANG OUT WITH TYLER TOO MUCH. 1833 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:12,114 * I WATCHED A YELLOW JACKET STROLL * 1834 01:34:12,147 --> 01:34:14,717 * ONTO THE SIDEWALK FROM THE GRASS * 1835 01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:21,089 * HE ROLLED HIS BLACK EYES UP * 1836 01:34:21,123 --> 01:34:24,259 * AND THEN HE TWIRLED ONTO HIS BACK * 1837 01:34:27,462 --> 01:34:30,298 * I SWEAR I HEARD HIM SAY YOU'D BE A FOOL... * 1838 01:34:30,332 --> 01:34:33,235 - ( CELL PHONE CHIMES ) - * IF YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T THINK IT * 1839 01:34:36,872 --> 01:34:38,974 * THAT EVERYBODY DIES 1840 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:43,478 * AND YOU HOLD IT LIKE A BEST-KEPT SECRET * 1841 01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:47,716 - ( CELL PHONE CHIMES ) - * LOVE THE BEST YOU CAN 1842 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:54,089 * SO YOU KEEP HOWLING AT THE MOON * 1843 01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:56,959 * AND LET THAT BLOOD DRY ON YOUR HANDS * 1844 01:34:56,992 --> 01:34:58,961 "KIELBASA... 1845 01:34:58,994 --> 01:35:01,897 CHICKEN SAUSAGE MADE FROM OUR CHEF'S..." 1846 01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:05,333 YOU GUYS NEED A FEW MORE MINUTES OR... 1847 01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,837 YEAH, WE'RE KIND OF, LIKE, WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 1848 01:35:08,871 --> 01:35:11,974 HEY, STALKER BOY. LOOK, IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1849 01:35:12,007 --> 01:35:15,043 I-- I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND. I'M NOT A STALKER. 1850 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,345 - IT'S OKAY. I'LL BE BACK. - OKAY, GREAT. 1851 01:35:17,379 --> 01:35:19,514 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 1852 01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:22,350 - NO PROBLEMO. - WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1853 01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,152 SHE HATES MY GUTS. 1854 01:35:24,186 --> 01:35:26,521 - YOU THINK? - YEAH. MM-HMM. 1855 01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:28,891 HEY, DID YOU GUYS ORDER YET? I'M STARVING. 1856 01:35:28,924 --> 01:35:30,258 I MISSED BREAKFAST. 1857 01:35:30,292 --> 01:35:32,060 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY. 1858 01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:34,162 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. - THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY. 1859 01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:37,465 THEY ALSO SAY THOU SHALT NOT KILL, BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED ME. 1860 01:35:37,499 --> 01:35:40,969 ( LAUGHS ) WOW! HE'S ON FIRE! 1861 01:35:41,003 --> 01:35:44,807 - WHAT'S-- - OKAY, DON'T LOOK RIGHT NOW. 1862 01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:48,010 BUT OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER, 1863 01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:50,212 THERE WAS A GIRL TOTALLY CHECKING YOU OUT. 1864 01:35:50,245 --> 01:35:52,848 - ME? - NO, DOUCHE. 1865 01:35:54,983 --> 01:35:56,051 YOU GO FIRST. 1866 01:35:58,353 --> 01:35:59,888 THE REDHEAD? 1867 01:35:59,922 --> 01:36:01,289 MM-HMM. 1868 01:36:01,323 --> 01:36:03,391 - YOU CAN SEE HER? - YEAH, SHE'S CUTE. 1869 01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:04,559 SHE'S CUTE. 1870 01:36:04,592 --> 01:36:06,929 GUYS, THAT'S HER. 1871 01:36:06,962 --> 01:36:09,898 Justin: WHO? 1872 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,366 THAT'S HER. 1873 01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:16,872 Justin: RED HAIR. 1874 01:36:16,905 --> 01:36:18,273 KATY? 1875 01:36:18,306 --> 01:36:19,908 HI. 1876 01:36:19,942 --> 01:36:21,309 HI. 1877 01:36:21,343 --> 01:36:22,911 I'M TYLER. 1878 01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:25,280 KATY. 1879 01:36:25,313 --> 01:36:27,182 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 1880 01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:29,084 WE'RE MEETING NOW. 1881 01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:31,386 DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 1882 01:36:31,419 --> 01:36:34,289 - PLEASE. - THANKS. 1883 01:36:34,322 --> 01:36:36,224 HEY, THAT'S A VERY PRETTY NECKLACE. 1884 01:36:36,258 --> 01:36:37,893 OH, THANK YOU. 1885 01:36:37,926 --> 01:36:40,595 YOU KNOW, A STAR MEANS YOUR WISHES WILL BE GRANTED. 1886 01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:43,866 THAT'S RIGHT. DO YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT CHARMS? 1887 01:36:43,899 --> 01:36:45,533 NO, JUST THAT ONE. 1888 01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:51,907 SO ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE OFTEN? 1889 01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:53,876 ( LAUGHS ) 1890 01:36:53,909 --> 01:36:56,511 ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE? 1891 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:58,513 I AM, A LOT. 1892 01:36:58,546 --> 01:37:00,615 - ( LAUGHS ) - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1893 01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:03,385 NO, I JUST MOVED HERE AND EVERYTHING'S LIKE-- 1894 01:37:03,418 --> 01:37:05,420 - OH, FROM WHERE? - CHICAGO. 1895 01:37:05,453 --> 01:37:07,522 - THE WINDY CITY. - THAT'S THE ONE. 1896 01:37:07,555 --> 01:37:10,058 HOW ABOUT THAT? 1897 01:37:10,092 --> 01:37:12,260 OH, UM, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. 1898 01:37:12,294 --> 01:37:15,597 THIS IS MICHELLE AND JUSTIN. GUYS, THIS IS KATY. 1899 01:37:15,630 --> 01:37:16,865 HI. 1900 01:37:21,669 --> 01:37:23,538 IT'S-- IT'S A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 1901 01:37:23,571 --> 01:37:26,474 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1902 01:37:26,508 --> 01:37:28,476 ( COUGHS ) KATY, HUH? 1903 01:37:31,113 --> 01:37:32,447 - OKAY. - UH-- 1904 01:37:34,282 --> 01:37:36,651 JUST ACT NATURAL. 1905 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:41,189 SORRY ABOUT MY FRIENDS. THEY'RE A LITTLE CRAZY. 1906 01:37:41,223 --> 01:37:42,925 I LIKE CRAZY. 1907 01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:44,292 REALLY? 1908 01:37:44,326 --> 01:37:48,663 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 1909 01:37:48,696 --> 01:37:53,135 * CAN YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING IN YOUR SOUL? * 1910 01:37:54,402 --> 01:37:56,404 * NO 1911 01:37:56,438 --> 01:37:59,074 * YOU DON'T LISTEN 1912 01:37:59,107 --> 01:38:03,178 * CAN YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING OVERLOAD? * 1913 01:38:04,679 --> 01:38:06,548 * NO 1914 01:38:06,581 --> 01:38:09,517 * YOU DON'T LISTEN 1915 01:38:19,294 --> 01:38:23,365 * NEVER SEE THE HIGH BEYOND THE LOW * 1916 01:38:24,632 --> 01:38:26,668 * NO WONDER 1917 01:38:26,701 --> 01:38:29,337 * YOU LAY TWITCHING 1918 01:38:29,371 --> 01:38:33,541 * DO YOU SHARE THE RUSH TO BE ALONE? * 1919 01:38:35,110 --> 01:38:36,711 * COME OVER 1920 01:38:36,744 --> 01:38:40,148 * WE'LL GO MISSING 1921 01:38:40,182 --> 01:38:45,087 * WE'LL GO WHERE THERE'S NO SNOW * 1922 01:38:50,125 --> 01:38:53,962 * WE'LL GO, AND THEY WON'T KNOW * 1923 01:38:56,298 --> 01:39:01,203 * BUT JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME YOUR WORD * 1924 01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:07,209 ( VOCALIZING ) 1925 01:39:19,754 --> 01:39:24,726 * CAN YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING IN YOUR SOUL? * 1926 01:39:24,759 --> 01:39:27,362 * NO WONDER 1927 01:39:27,395 --> 01:39:30,432 * YOU DON'T LISTEN 1928 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:35,003 * WE'LL GO WHERE THERE'S NO SNOW * 1929 01:39:36,371 --> 01:39:38,240 * BUT JUST PLEASE 1930 01:39:38,273 --> 01:39:42,677 * DON'T GIVE ME YOUR WORD 1931 01:39:45,413 --> 01:39:49,551 ( VOCALIZING ) 1932 01:39:49,584 --> 01:39:55,990 * JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME YOUR WORD ** 127079