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COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:REDMOND'S FURNITURE, LOCATED IN
DOWNTOWN DARTMOUTH,
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FOR ALL YOUR FURNITURE
AND MOVING NEEDS.
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CHARGES TO HALIFAXDELIVERIES, UNFORTUNATELY,
APPLY.
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SALES WOMAN:
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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ANNOUNCER: REDMOND'S FEATURESA LUXURIOUS SHOWROOM OF QUALITY
FURNITURE.
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OUR FULLY BONDED AND INSURED
TEAM OF MOVING PROFESSIONALS
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WILL ASSEMBLE ANDINSTALLANYTHING YOU BUY FROM
REDMOND'S
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REDMOND'S, THIS MONTH
ONLY,
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OUR ANNUAL SPRING
CLEAN-UP SALE.
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TRADE IN YOUR OLD FURNITURE -
EVEN JUNK.
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MOVER:
AT REDMOND'S,
WE DON'T HAVE JUNK!
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SMASH IT UP,
'CAUSE IT'S JUNK! JUNK!
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COME ON DOWN TO REDMOND'S!
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ANNOUNCER:
REDMOND'S!
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THERE'S NO NEED
TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
LITTLE BUDDY?
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(DOG BARKS)
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
WITH BJ AND THE Q-MORNING CREW,
GREASY GARY IS OFF LIVE TODAY-
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(RADIO CLICKS OFF,
TELEPHONE RINGS)
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)WOMAN:
HEY, CLYDE, WAKE UP.
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I KNOW YOU'RE LYING
THERE LISTENING TO ME.
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SO WHAT, DO I HIRE
A MIND READER
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TO TELL ME WHAT DATES YOUWANT THE KIDS TO COME TO
VISIT,
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BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SAID
-FOR SURE THE 14TH AND 15
-TH.
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I CAN'T BOOK TICKETS.
CALL ME BACK IMMEDIATELY!
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GET UP!
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(SONG STARTS)
* Freeze Frame! ♪
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♪
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)EX-WIFE: HEY CLYDE, IT'S ME...
AGAIN.
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HERE, THE KIDS WANNA SAY HI.
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HI DADDY!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!
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AH...
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CAN I GET A "YEAH"? YEAH!
YEAH!
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CAN I GET A "HELL YEAH"?
BETH: HELL YEAH!
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EX-WIFE:
RYAN! THAT IS ENOUGH!
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-THE 14TH AND 15
-TH,
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MAKE SURE YOU GET
THE TIME OFF WORK,
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AND LET ME KNOW
ABOUT THE FLIGHTS.
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♪ Her lipstick reflex
got me wild ♪
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♪ There were no defects
to be found ♪
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♪ Snapshot and it's froze
without a sound ♪
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♪ Thursday morning
was a hot flash-factor ♪
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♪ Her face still focused
in my mind ♪
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♪ Test-strip proof-sheet
love is hard to find ♪
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CEDRIC:
CLYDESDALE! LET'S GO!
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HEY! SORRY, CEDRIC.
I WAS JUST ROCKING MY J-DIALS.
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CEDRIC:
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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MORNING, AJ!
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♪ Stop-time heart for me
if she's not mine ♪
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♪ Freeze frame!
Freeze frame ♪
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♪ Freeze frame!
Freeze frame! ♪
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AJ: (ANNOYED) COME ON!CEDRIC: CHECK IT OUT, BOYS!
SHIT!
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CLYDE: OH MAN!
AJ: FUCK!
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CEDRIC:
HEY, LOOK AT THESE
MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT HERE.
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SHIT... (LAUGHS)
LOOK AT THAT ONE!
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOK JUST
LIKE ALFRED HITCHCOCK, MAN.
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HE HAS A BIG ASS BOTTOM LIP;
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THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
A SOUP-COOLING LIP.
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YOU COOL OFF A BOWL OF SOUP
IN ONE BLOW. (BLOWS)
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(IMITATING HITCHCOCK)
GOOD EVENING!
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WHO...
WHO'S ALFRED HITCHCOCK?
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HE WAS THIS BIG FAT DUDE
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WHO USED TO NARRATE HORROR
AND SUSPENSE FILMS
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-BACK IN THE '50
-S AND SHIT.
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HE'D SCARE THE SHIT
OUTTA MOTHERFUCKERS, TOO.
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APPARENTLY HE GOT
A LOT OF PUSSY.
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I WAS WATCHING THAT
ON BIOGRAPHY.
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REALLY?
YEAH, MAN.
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ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU'RE LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE,
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ALL OF THEM ARE SCHINK,
MAN.
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THEY WORK FOR THE CITY;
THEY START OFF $16 AN HOUR,
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OVERTIME, HOLIDAYS OFF,
WEEKENDS OFF.
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FUCKIN' DREAM JOB.
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HOLD ON, CEDRIC.
THEY MAKE $16 AN HOUR TO START?
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THAT IS A DREAM JOB.
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OH MAN, I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO WORK FOR THE CITY, HUH?
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GET IN LINE, BUDDY.
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO WORK
FOR THE CITY.
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BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMEBODY,
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
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I HEARD THAT-I HEARD YOU GOTTA
KNOW SOMEONE TO...
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HEY, WELL, GET YOUR ASS
OUT THERE
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AND GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY, MAN.
YOU KNOW?
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YOU SEE THAT GUY
RIGHT THERE - HIM?
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THAT COULD BE YOU,
CLYDE.
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(FLUSTERED)
D... NO.
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OKAY. I'M GONNA TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW,
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YOU BETTER GET OVER THAT,
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OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
90 YEAR'S OLD,
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STILL MOVING FURNITURE.
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AND AT 90, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON THE COUCH.
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THE COUCH AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE ON YOU.
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RIGHT.
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THAT
MOTHERFUCKER, MAN.
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CEDRIC: HEY AL!
CLYDE: NO, CEDRIC!
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CEDRIC: HEY AL!
CLYDE: CEDRIC!
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(BLASTS HORN)
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DON'T! FUCK! DON'T HONK
THE FUCKIN' HORN, DUDE!
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HEY AL! HEY, MY FRIEND HERE
WANTS TO KNOW
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HOW HE CAN GET A JOB
WORKING FOR THE CITY, MAN!
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OKAY, NO, I DON'T.
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TURN THE FUCKING SIGN,
PLEASE!
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HOLY SHIT!
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HONESTLY. YEAH, HI.
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CEDRIC: I KNOW YOU BANGED ALOT OFCHICKS WITH THAT JACKET
ON, AL.
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HEY! ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S DO THIS!
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GOT IT?
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UNGH!
ALL RIGHT!
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BAH!
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(PREPARATORY GRUNTS,
RINGS DOORBELL)
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EEEE-YAH!
NOT THE BOXING.
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GUYS! GUYS!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
BE QUIET, COME ON!
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CEDRIC:
GETTING PUMPED MAN!
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CLYDE:
HE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS EVERY
MORNING. I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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(KICKS RAMP)
FUCK!
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HOLY SHIT! HONESTLY?
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YOU HAVE TO BE
THAT FUCKING LOUD? COME ON!
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CLYDE:
WHY?
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YOU'RE GONNA GET US FUCKING
FIRED BEFORE WE EVEN START!
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SHUT UP, COME ON!
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NO, ABSOLUTELY.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,
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IF YOU DON'T MIND ME
SAYING SO.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, UH, ALL THAT STUFF
THERE, GUYS,
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IF YOU WANT THAT FISH TANK
AND THOSE DUMBBELLS,
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PLEASE TAKE 'EM.
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YOU CAN HAVE THAT PAINTING TOO.
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO
WITH DUMBBELLS AND A FISH TANK?
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CEDRIC, LOOK AT THIS!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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PIANO MOM:
OH, AJ, THIS IS MY SON, MARK,
AND HIS BUDDIES.
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THEY'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT
TODAY, IF THAT'S OKAY.
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OH.
IS THAT OKAY?
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER
AS EVERYONE PITCHES IN)
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AJ:
NO, THAT'S FINE.
WE CAN WRAP THE REMAINDER.
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CLYDE:
EXCUSE ME, SORRY.
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AJ:
I'LL GO WRAP THAT MYSELF.
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CLYDE:
SORRY, CEDRIC.
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AJ:
HOW'S IT LOOKING ON
THE SECOND FLOOR, BUDDY?
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LOOKING REAL GOOD -
GOT ABOUT FIFTEEN PIECES LEFT.
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JUST THE PIANO LEFT.
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AJ:
YES. OKAY.
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS NOW.
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OKAY, GENTLEMEN,
LET'S DO IT.
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MARK:
ACTUALLY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT THIS ONE.
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MARK, HONEY, COME ON, YOU GUYS
HAVE WORKED SO HARD TODAY;
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THAT'S... THAT'S ENOUGH.
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AND TO BE HONEST,
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THESE ARE A LITTLE TRICKIER
THAN YOU THINK.
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I SAID WE GOT IT.
THANKS, BRO.
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AJ OKAY, EASY TIGER.
I'M TALKING TO YOUR MOM, OKAY?
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PIANO MOM:
MARKY, PLEASE, JUST...
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JUST BE CAREFUL,
WILL YOU, SWEETHEART?
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MOM, HONESTLY...
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DON'T HURT YOURSELF, OKAY?
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PLEASE, MOM,
WOULD YOU JUST FUCK OFF?!
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GO MAKE US SOME SANDWICHES
OR SOMETHING; WE'RE STARVING.
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(LAUGHS, EMBARRASSED)
HE'S NOT USUALLY LIKE THAT.
HE'S VERY SWEET. VERY SWEET.
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YEAH, I'M SURE.
HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE KID.
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PIANO MOM:
BE CAREFUL THERE!
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MARK:
HERE WE GO.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
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CEDRIC: COME ON, MAN!
MARK: HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
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PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, MAN,
WHAT'S UP?!
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OH MY GOD, MARK!
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FUCKING HERNIA!
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CLYDE:
WHOOAAAAA!
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(STRINGS REVERBERATE)
UNNNNGGGGGHHHH!
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AJ:
YOU ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?
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AGH!
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FRIEND:
DAMN!
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CLYDE:
(BREATHES OUT) FUCK...
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AJ:
NICE.
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FUCKING GONG SHOW WITH THESE
KIDS. YOU OKAY, MAN?
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NO, MY ARM'S JUST HURT.
I MEAN IT'S... YEAH, NO.
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ALL RIGHT.
GOOD JOB.
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(WHISTLING)
OH, SORRY.
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IT'S OKAY.
DON'T BE SORRY.
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HEY, LISTEN,
I CHECKED OUT THE PIANO AGAIN.
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THERE'S NO DAMAGE AT ALL,
SO IT'S FINE.
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IT'S JUST THAT IT'S SO PRECIOUS
TO US, YOU KNOW?
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I SHOULD HAVE
LET YOU MOVE IT.
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HEY, HEY, HEY. MARY, IT'S
PRECIOUS TO US TOO, YOU KNOW.
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THANK YOU.
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DON'T BE UPSET, OKAY?
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
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I'M COMING IN FOR ONE,
ALL RIGHT?
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MARY:
THANKS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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MY PLEASURE.
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(KISSES HER CHEEK)
OKAY? SHHH...
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AJ: MR. CLARK.
MR. CLARK: YEAH.
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AJ:
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
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MR. CLARK:
GOOD. NOT GOOD.
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WHAT TIME ZONE
ARE YOU WORKING OUT OF?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
HERE FOREVER.
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RIGHT.
YEAH, WE'RE A LITTLE LATE.
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I HAD A BIG UNLOAD -
PIANO-
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YEAH, DON'T CARE.
PIANOS. LET'S GO.
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LET'S GO.
I GOTTA DO THIS QUICK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
GO SIDEWAYS.
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GO SIDEWAYS!
SIDEWAYS!
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IS THIS THE STUFF WE'RE-?
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YEAH. SIDEWAYS...
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CAUSE YOU MIGHT HIT
SOMETHING.
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(CLYDE GROANS IN PAIN)
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YOU ALL RIGHT,
CLYDESDALE?
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YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
IT'S JUST IT, I...
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YOU SURE?
NO, I... YEAH, NO.
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GET PSYCHED! COME ON, MAN,
GET PUMPED! COME ON, MAN!
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I MADE COOKIES,
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
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OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THERE ARE MORE COOKIES
DOWN HERE!
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CEDRIC! CEDRIC,
YOU WANT A COOKIE?
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HEY, COME ON, MAN,
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WE'RE HERE TO EAT COOKIES
OR MOVE, FURNITURE?
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00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:01,869
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
217
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,271
(MOUTH FULL)
HOLD IT.
218
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:04,872
YEAH, WATCH YOUR FINGERS,
ALL RIGHT?
219
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,941
(MOUTH FULL)
IT'S MY SHOULDER, MAN!
220
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,778
YEAH, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW.
221
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,244
SLOW!
(GROANS)
222
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,145
NICE AND SLOW.
223
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,016
(CLYDE GROANS,
SHOULDER SNAPS)
AGGGHHHHH!
224
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,218
(DRESSER CRASHES,
AND SMASHES ON GROUND)
225
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,653
CEDRIC:
OH SHIT.
226
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,154
THAT'S NOT GOOD, MAN.
227
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,125
MR. CLARK:
LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
228
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,902
WHAT THE FUCK?!
229
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,405
CLYDE:
SIR, I AM...
I AM SO SORRY.
230
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,273
MARTHA:
HONEY...?
231
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,412
MR. CLARK:
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
232
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,714
MY GRANDFATHER MADE THAT.
233
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,316
AJ:
UM... SIR, YOU KNOW WHAT?
234
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,852
YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THIS
235
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,320
'CAUSE WE ARE FULLY BONDED
AND INSURED
236
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,922
FOR THESE TYPES OF ACCIDENTS,
SO IT'S...
237
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,422
MR. CLARK:
(QUIET, BITTER SARCASM)
OH, OKAY, GOOD.
238
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,258
THEN I HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
239
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,626
SURE, FULLY BONDED
AND INSURED.
240
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,561
CLYDE:
YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE TOTALLY
BONDED AND INSURED.
241
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:06,133
YOU'RE FULLY A MORON
FOR JUST REPEATING WHAT HE DID.
242
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,167
CEDRIC:
HOLD ON, MAN.
ALL THIS AIN'T NECESSARY, MAN.
243
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,870
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
244
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,270
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
245
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,306
AND YOU CAN SEE THIS MAN
IS VERY UPSET, YOU KNOW?
246
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:15,375
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS...
247
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,910
THIS DUMMY DANCE.
248
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,146
WHO IS THE BOSS?
249
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,881
WHO RUNS THIS PIECE OF SHIT
"WE CARE" BULLSHIT COMPANY?
250
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,784
WHO'S THE BOSS?
251
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,352
THAT'S WILF REDMOND,
252
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:27,955
AND I'M GONNA GET HIM
ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW
253
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,289
AND HE'LL DEAL WITH IT.
254
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:29,689
WILF.
WILF.
255
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,091
THERE YOU GO.
256
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:31,892
WILF?
IS THAT YOUR NAME?
257
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,496
WILF:
YES. YES, I UNDERSTAND.
258
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,297
OKAY, SEVENTY-FIVE HUNDRED.
UH, WILL THAT COVER IT?
259
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,405
ALL RIGHT THEN, CONSIDER IT
SETTLED, SHALL WE?
260
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,707
UH-HUH. YES.
261
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,114
DON'T WORRY, I KNOW HOW
TO DEAL WITH MY EMPLOYEES.
262
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,415
GOODBYE.
263
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,218
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
264
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,253
GOD DAMMIT!
265
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,125
(DOG WHINES)
266
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,559
IT'S OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY,
IT'S OKAY.
267
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,128
ALL RIGHT, MR. CLARK
HAS AGREED TO SETTLE
268
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,729
AT $7500 FOR DAMAGES.
269
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,231
OKAY. $7500, CASH.
WHY CASH, WILF?
270
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,969
WHY, WHY DON'T WE JUST
PUT THROUGH THE INSURANCE?
271
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,338
LESS PAPERWORK.
272
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,040
OH.
273
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,442
HEY, LINDA CALLED.
WILF WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
274
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,780
OH, AND MORE GOOD NEWS, TOO.
WILF DOUBLE-BOOKED US AGAIN,
275
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,147
SCREWED THE WHOLE FUCKIN'
SCHEDULE UP.
276
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,182
CEDRIC:
SEE WILF IS LOSING
HIS FUCKING MIND.
277
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,451
MAN, WHAT DOES HE THINK
WE ARE - ROBOTS AND SHIT?
278
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,487
CEDRIC, THINK WILF
WILL FIRE ME?
279
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,824
PSHAW! I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I DON'T READ MINDS, MAN.
280
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,290
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILF
GONNA DO.
281
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,460
AGH! AGH! AGH! PUT IT DOWN,
PUT IT DOWN, PUT IT DOWN.
282
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,294
URGH!
OH MY SHOULDER.
283
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,530
SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
YOU NEED TO START
284
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,998
LOOKING INTO GETTING A JOB
WITH THE CITY, BRO.
285
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,366
I KEEP TELLING YOU, MAN.
286
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,600
THAT'S NOT FOR ME.
287
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,636
I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE,
288
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,104
'CAUSE YOU WANNA CONTINUE
BUSTING YOUR ASS FOR NO MONEY
289
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,807
AND LIFTING HEAVY SHIT.
290
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,775
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
CLYDESDALE?
291
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,377
I CAN TELL YOU'RE READY
TO GIVE UP.
292
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,046
WELL, IF YOU'RE INTO GIVING UP,
GIVE UP NOW.
293
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,581
LET'S START RIGHT NOW
294
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,382
AND GET THIS POOL TABLE
THE FUCK UP ON THAT TRUCK,
295
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,153
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA BE DOIN'
296
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,754
THE REST OF LIFE, MAN.
297
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,022
I DON'T... I DON'T WANNA WORK
AT REDMOND'S FOREVER.
298
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,924
JUST... NOT FOREVER.
299
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,492
IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL WILF
300
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,095
YOU WANT A PAY DECREASE,
301
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,897
'CAUSE YOU LIKE BUSTING
YOUR ASS SO FUCKING MUCH.
302
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,265
LET'S BUST SOME ASS RIGHT NOW.
COME ON.
303
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,867
FINE.
304
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,169
FUCK YOUR SHOULDER, MAN,
ALL RIGHT?
305
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,371
ARRGGHH!
AGH! GET WITH IT, MAN!
306
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,305
THIS IS YOUR JOB.
THIS WAS YOUR DESTINY!
307
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,473
YEAH!
308
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,775
AJ?
309
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:29,376
CEDRIC:
BIG STRONG, STRAPPING MAN...
310
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,545
YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD,
YOU'RE GOOD.
311
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,281
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I...
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, BUT...
312
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:34,982
OVER - COME ON, MAN.
HONESTLY?
313
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:45,125
I UNDERSTAND. YEAH.
314
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,126
WELL, WHAT DID WILF SAY?
315
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,330
WILF SHIT HIMSELF
REAL BAD OVER THIS.
316
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,398
OH SHIT.
317
00:13:56,036 --> 00:14:00,908
HEY, CHIEF, ALL DONE?
318
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,508
YEAH, YEAH, WE GOT 'ER
ALL LOADED UP.
319
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,677
WE'RE JUST UH...
JUST ABOUT READY TO GO.
320
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,413
UH, LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
321
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:08,949
TO APOLOGIZE TO BOTH OF YOU
ONCE AGAIN
322
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:10,984
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT EARLIER.
WE FEEL TERRIBLE.
323
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,219
I SPOKE TO WILF
324
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,286
AND HE'S GONNA LOOK
AFTER EVERYTHING.
325
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,457
HOW LONG UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL THIS
UNLOADED ON THE OTHER SIDE?
326
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,027
OH, THAT'LL BE SIX, SEVEN -
THE LATEST.
327
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,528
OH, AND YOU GOT THE GARAGE
OUT BACK, RIGHT?
328
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,363
YEAH, IT'S ON THE SURVEY,
LOOK.
UH...
329
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,435
NO, OKAY, NOW LOOK,
YOU THOUGHT OF IT IN YOUR HEAD.
330
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,971
LOOK IN YOUR HEAD.
JUST LOOK.
331
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,572
ARE YOU LOOKING IN THERE?
EXCUSE ME?
332
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,306
YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING
IN THERE?
333
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,509
AJ:
I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE IT
EASY, PAL, ALL RIGHT?
334
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:39,913
NO, THIS IS-THIS ISN'T EVEN...
I'M NOT EVEN...
335
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,281
I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN
ANGRY YET.
336
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,183
HONEY, PLEASE.
337
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,284
I HAVEN'T.
HE DIDN'T...
338
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,653
ARE YOU SEEING
THIS SHIT?
OKAY.
339
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,990
THERE'S NOT A LOT OF STUFF
BACK THERE.
340
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,325
OKAY, FINE.
WE'LL DEAL WITH IT.
341
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,426
JIM:
YEAH, LET'S GO GET THE KIDS.
342
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,527
AJ:
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT IT.
NO PROBLEM.
343
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,262
MARTHA: SORRY.
AJ: GOOD LUCK.
344
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,671
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
345
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,563
CLYDE?
346
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,668
CLYDE?
347
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,608
WHAT DID YOU WANNA ASK ME,CLYDE? WHY'D YOU CALL ME
OVER?
348
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,710
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
349
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,412
(RATS SQUEAK,
GASPS, HORRIFIED)
350
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:49,349
(GASPS, FRIGHTENED
AND GAGGING)
351
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,594
(SIGHS)
352
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,596
(CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE,
HONKS HORN)
353
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,003
(CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)
354
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,477
(DOOR BANGS SHUT,
CROW CAWS)
355
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,989
I GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU
YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
356
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,959
YOU'RE GONNA WORK AT REDMOND'S
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
357
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,528
SIGN RIGHT HERE.
358
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,065
UH, NO, WILF.
359
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,267
I'M UH... I'M GONNA GO WORK
WITH THOSE GUYS
360
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,002
AND DO NOTHING
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
361
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,138
OH REALLY?
362
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,909
YEAH, NOT WITHOUT A LETTER
OF REFERENCE FROM ME,
363
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,944
YOU WON'T.
364
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,313
WITHOUT ME, YOU'LL BE GOINGBACK TO WASHING DISHES,
CLYDE,
365
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,182
'CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU CAN
DO.
366
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,783
(BEAR GROWLS)
367
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,518
CLYDE:
WILF?
368
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,419
IS THAT A BIG SHITTY BEAR
IN THAT CAR, GROWLING AT ME?
369
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,688
BUDDY, KNOCK IT OFF.
370
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,893
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
371
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,228
OKAY.
372
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,863
NO, REALLY.
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
373
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,532
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO WASHING DISHES, CLYDE.
374
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,335
CLYDE:
WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?
THEY'RE COMING FROM THE SKY!
375
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,437
LOOK AT THIS, MAN!
376
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,538
WILF:
DON'T BLAME ME!
377
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,207
(HEAVY SNORING)
378
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,251
(YAWNS)
379
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:45,298
LINDA:
GOOD AFTERNOON!
REDMOND'S MOVING AND STORAGE,
380
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,966
THIS IS LINDA SPEAKING.
381
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,568
OH, THAT'S LOVELY
THAT YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS.
382
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,471
YOU KNOW WHAT, MISTER?
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
383
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,240
YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT?
384
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:53,773
I DON'T MIND IF YOU CALL
ONCE A DAY,
385
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,244
BUT THIS IS... TOO MANY TIMES.
AND THAT'S DIRTY TALK -
386
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,112
I ALSO SAID THAT
THAT WAS OFF LIMITS.
387
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,214
I'VE GOTTA GO NOW.
BUH-BYE.
388
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,082
(OTHER LINE RINGS)
GOOD AFTERNOON REDMOND'S MOVING,
THIS IS LINDA SPEAKING.
389
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,551
ABSOLUTELY.
390
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,823
NO, WE... WE WANT YOU TO BE
100 PERCENT HAPPY.
391
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,792
(CHUCKLES) YES.
392
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,764
YES, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY
EXPERIENCED IN MOVING PIANOS...
393
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,233
THE BOYS WILL BRING
ALL OF THE SUPPLIES.
394
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,468
YES, MRS. WILSON.
395
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,638
NO. THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE
BUSINESS, MRS. WILSON.
396
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,308
I GUARANTEE YOU'RE GONNA
BE VERY, VERY HAPPY.
397
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,210
WE'RE FULLY-THANK YOU.
398
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,344
WE'RE FULLY LICENSED
AND BONDED.
399
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,846
YEAH. WELL, WE-
WHERE IS HE?
400
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,814
WE WILL BE CALL YOU
THREE DAYS PRIOR.
401
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,184
WHERE'S WILF?
402
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,351
ONE MINUTE.
ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
403
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:38,818
IT'S WILF'S BIRTHDAY
ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
404
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:40,753
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
CHICKEN DINNER.
405
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,421
AM I FIRED?
406
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,789
YOU'RE NOT FIRED.
DON'T BE SILLY.
407
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,623
MY APOLOGIES.
NO, THAT'S MY BROTHER.
408
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,296
HE'S ONE OF THE MOVERS
AND HE'S FABULOUS.
409
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,531
YES, I DO.
THANK YOU MRS. WILSON.
410
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,632
WELL, I'M GONNA TRY
AND GET A TRUCK THAT DAY.
411
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,533
YES, MA'AM.
OKAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
412
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,669
YES, MY PLEASURE.
ABSOLUTELY.
413
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,570
OKAY. THANK YOU,
MRS. WILSON. GOODBYE.
414
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,440
HONESTLY, CLYDE!
I'M HUNGRY!
415
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,741
YOU HAD HALF OF IT.
416
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:03,576
LINDA:
I AM HUNGRY.
YOU ALWAYS TAKE MY FOOD!
417
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:19,592
OH! HEY DONKEY!
418
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,027
LISTEN, MAN, IT'S BEEN NICE
KNOWING YOU, BUDDY.
419
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,430
HUH?
420
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,564
WELL, I CAN ONLY ASSUME
421
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,133
THAT YOU'RE GETTING SHIT-CANNED
TODAY, MY MAN.
422
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,501
NO, NO, NO.
LINDA SAID-
423
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,302
I DON'T CARE
WHAT LINDA SAID.
424
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,572
I LOOKED AT THE BOOKS,
BUTTERFINGERS;
425
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,840
YOU CAUSED $7500
IN DAMAGES YESTERDAY.
426
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,342
OKAY, WELL, DENNIS,
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE INSURANCE,
427
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,677
SO... THERE WOULDN'T BE
ANY PROB-
428
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,845
WELL, WHY IS WILF SO PISSED OFF
THEN, CLYDE?
429
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,548
YEAH.
430
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:03,336
(BANGING ON DOOR)
HEY, CLYDE!
431
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,404
COME ON, WHAT YOU DOIN'
IN THERE?
432
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,505
COME ON OUT, MAN!
433
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,374
(SNIFFLING)
NOTHING.
434
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,275
(BANGING ON DOOR)
COME ON, MAN!
435
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,943
HEY, CEDRIC,
LEAVE HIM ALONE, MAN!
436
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:11,611
HE'S ON A HOME STRETCH.
437
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,446
DENNIS!
438
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,014
GO PUT A HICKEY ON THE CRACK
OF A MONKEY'S ASS,
439
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,716
YOU GREASY BITCH!
440
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,684
COME ON, CLYDE!
COME ON OUT, MAN!
441
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:24,591
AJ:
PERFECT!
442
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,426
OKAY, EXCELLENT.
THANK YOU.
443
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,360
HEY, GREAT NIGHT.
HEY, THANKS. YEAH.
444
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,796
LISTEN, AJ, LET'S JUST KEEP
THIS BETWEEN US, OKAY?
445
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,599
OH YEAH!
NO, ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY.
446
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,101
FOUR. ARE THEY ALL FULLY...
FURNISHED?
447
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,905
UH-HUH.
448
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,907
WELL, IT DEPENDS ON...
HOW MUCH IS IN YOUR GARAGE,
449
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,176
BUT THAT COULD DEFINITELY ADD
A FEW HOURS.
450
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,513
LET'S MEET LATER THIS WEEK.
451
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,714
YEAH. LET'S DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, FOR SURE!
452
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,350
IF YOU...
GIVE ME A CALL.
453
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:50,783
WE'LL SET SOMETHING
LIKE THAT UP.
454
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,886
OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU THERE
OR SOMETHING.
455
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,220
DON'T CALL ME HERE.
JUST CALL ME ON MY CELL.
456
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,722
OH, OKAY.
457
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,526
AJ: GOOD MORNING.
LINDA: MORNING.
458
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,130
AJ? I UH... I DON'T WANNA
BELIEVE THAT THAT WAS A CLIENT
459
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,833
TH-THAT JUST DROPPED YOU OFF,
460
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,336
BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT IT WAS.
461
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,404
(LAUGHS)
WRONG AGAIN, LINDA. OKAY?
462
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,908
REALLY.
463
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,276
SO IS THERE ANY WORK TODAY
YOU WANNA TELL ME ABOUT?
464
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,277
ANY MOVES?
465
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,112
OF COURSE!
466
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,648
WHY DON'T YOU GO
WASH YOURSELF
467
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,849
AND I'LL BRING YOU
YOUR SCHEDULE.
468
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,883
GOOD.
469
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,454
(SIGHS)
470
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:38,230
HEY, MAN, COME HERE, COME HERE.
COME HERE, COME HERE.
471
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:38,698
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
NOW, OKAY?
472
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,436
BREATHE, MAN, BREATHE.
473
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,704
BREATHE, BREATHE.
THERE YOU GO.
474
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,005
THERE YOU GO, BIG GUY.
YEAH.
475
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,173
FEEL BETTER NOW?
476
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,542
NO.
477
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,344
COME ON, MAN, SIT DOWN.
I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
478
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,347
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
479
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:56,082
YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING
A LOT OF THINGS IN, CLYDE.
480
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,456
THAT'S NOT GOOD, OKAY?
481
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,857
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
WHEN I GET UPSET?
482
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,794
I SIT DOWN TO A TABLE
AND I WRITE IT ALL DOWN, OKAY?
483
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,364
IT DON'T MATTER
IF IT DON'T MAKE SENSE.
484
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:12,865
NOBODY'S GONNA READ IT.
485
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,067
AND YOU KNOW THE BEST THING
ABOUT THAT?
486
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,504
AFTER I GET IT ALL DOWN
ON THE PAGE,
487
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,673
I CAN JUST LET IT GO.
488
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,442
SEE,
YOU NEED TO TRY THAT.
489
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,777
WRITE IT DOWN,
LET IT GO.
490
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,814
ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT'S UP HERE
CAN BE MORE DEADLY
491
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,650
THAN WHAT YOU PUT IN
YOUR STOMACH.
492
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,051
YOU PUT SOMETHING IN
YOUR STOMACH
493
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,285
THAT MAKES YOU SICK,
494
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:33,986
YOU THROW UP
AND IT'S GONE.
495
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,722
YOU FEEL BETTER.
496
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,923
BUT IF SOMETHING BAD
IS UP HERE,
497
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,791
YOU COULD BE SICK
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
498
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,426
THAT'S A REALLY,
REALLY NICE NOTEBOOK.
499
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,664
OH YEAH,
IT IS A NICE NOTEBOOK,
500
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,498
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING
AT IT LIKE,
501
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:48,668
OH, THIS NOTEBOOK IS SO NICE
THAT I CAN'T WRITE IN IT.
502
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,370
READ THE INSCRIPTION
IN THE BOOK.
503
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,872
"IN EVERY ADVERSITY,
504
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,675
THERE IS A SEED OF EQUAL
OR GREATER OPPORTUNITY."
505
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,911
EXAMPLE: YOU KNOW,
YOU GO BLIND
506
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,713
AND YOU SUDDENLY BECOME THE
GREATEST MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD.
507
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,550
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
508
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,084
YOU'RE PLAYING PIANO
LIKE STEVIE WONDER.
509
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,819
OR... YOU KNOW,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU.
510
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,087
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU GET A PHONE CALL
511
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,157
FROM HER HOTTER GIRLFRIEND,
"HELLO, YES, CLYDE,
512
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,794
I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
HOTTER GIRLFRIEND
513
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,728
WITH THE MUCH BIGGER,
FLUFFY TITTIES."
514
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,865
NEXT THINK YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE OVER AT THE HOUSE
515
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,468
WITH SERGEANT TITTIES,
SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING WINE.
516
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,736
YOU GET MY MEANING, MAN?
517
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,472
THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
518
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,177
THANKS, CEDRIC.
519
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,612
(KNOCKS)
COME ON, GUYS,
HURRY UP!
520
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,781
YOU SHOULD GET IN THERE AJ -
521
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,382
THREE AMIGOS
ON THE BALONEY PONIES.
522
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,717
WOULD YOU FUCK OFF, DENNIS,
YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO.
523
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:47,627
COME ON, GUYS,
HURRY UP!
524
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,529
I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER
BEFORE WILF GETS HERE.
525
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,330
GOOD MORNING,
WILF.
526
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,231
GOOD MORNING,
LINDA!
527
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,032
(LITTLE BUDDY BARKS)
528
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,036
CLYDE:
JUST A SECOND, AJ!
529
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,871
(LITTLE BUDDY BARKS)
OH FUCK ME... WILF'S HERE.
530
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,740
YOU LITTLE FUCKER.
531
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,844
WHERE'S CLYDE?
532
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,182
(SIGHS) HE'S IN THE BATHROOM
WITH CEDRIC.
533
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,450
REALLY.
534
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:18,357
CLYDE, IN MY OFFICE.
535
00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:18,891
BREATHE... BREATHE...
RELAX.
536
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:27,734
DENNIS:
(MAKES THROAT CUTTING SOUND)
537
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,468
HAVE A SEAT, CLYDE.
538
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:38,477
WHERE THE HELL
DID YOU GET THAT?
539
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,178
NO ELASTICS IN THE STORE.
540
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:42,481
WE CAN'T HAVE LITTLE BUDDY
EATING
541
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:47,787
NOT EVEN ONE MORE
GOD DAMN ELASTIC.
542
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:49,589
HIS OPERATIONS COST ME
AN ARM AND A LEG;
543
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,489
WE ALMOST LOST HIM.
544
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:58,430
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION?
545
00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,699
FIRE ME.
546
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,502
I THOUGHT OF THAT,
BUT I NEED YOU.
547
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:03,970
SO I'M GOING TO PUT YOU
ON PROBATION
548
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,576
BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE THIS
HAPPEN AGAIN.
549
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:15,748
(BREATHES A HUGE
SIGH OF RELIEF)
550
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,150
TURTLE?
551
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,879
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING,
WILF.
552
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:48,715
I LOVE TURTLES.
553
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:58,625
OKAY, CLYDE.
554
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:05,264
SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME ABOUT?
555
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:09,501
RIGHT NOW'S PROBABLY
NOT THE BEST...
556
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,870
THE BEST TIME TO...
557
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:11,771
THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME.
558
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:17,276
I NEED TO ASK FOR THE WEEKEND
-OF THE 14TH AND 15
-TH OFF.
559
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,310
I WILL NOT ASK
FOR ANOTHER DAY OFF. EVER.
560
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,113
OKAY, CLYDE,
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT...
561
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:30,522
BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET
SOME MORE SPECIFICS
562
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:32,892
ABOUT YESTERDAY'S
BRIGHTWOOD MOVE.
563
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,826
UH-HUH.
YEAH, OKAY.
564
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,262
SO, DID YOU SEE AJ DRINKING
YESTERDAY?
565
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,230
WAS HE DRINKING ON THE JOB?
YES OR NO?
566
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,169
UH...
ON THE JOB DRINKING...
567
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,880
I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO
PROTECT ALEX AND I RESPECT THAT,
568
00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,985
BUT SOMEONE COULD GET KILLED
OUT THERE,
569
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,687
CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT, CLYDE?
BECAUSE I CAN'T.
570
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,290
NO.
571
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:06,893
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS EASY
FOR YOU, CLYDE.
572
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,595
IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER
TURTLE,
573
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,898
IT MEANS YES,
HE WAS DRINKING.
574
00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:31,918
DENNIS:
THAT A BOY, AJ.
GET AN EARLY START,
575
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,319
GET RID OF THOSE SHAKES.
576
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,287
SHUT THE FUCK UP,
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
577
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,889
CLYDE:
IT'S JUST SOMETHING I FIGURED
I'D DO FOR THE KIDS.
578
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,290
YOU KNOW, RAM ALL THE BIRTHDAYS
AND HOLIDAYS TOGETHER,
579
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:38,991
'CAUSE I MISS SO MANY OF THEM
'CAUSE OF WORK.
580
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,061
CEDRIC:
SO YOU'RE DOING A BIRTHDAY
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
581
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,062
CLYDE: YEAH.
CEDRIC: THE KIDS ARE GONNA
LIKE THAT.
582
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:43,930
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
HOLD UP.
583
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,232
GOOD MORNING, LADIES,
584
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:46,933
UH... YOU MUST BE WENDY.
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
585
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,868
HI.
586
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,202
AJ. WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
587
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,170
OH MAN,
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.
588
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,105
NICE VIEW.
589
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,306
HOW'RE YOU DOING
THIS MORNING?
590
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,342
GREAT. THANKS.
591
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:56,909
AJ:
SO I GOT A BIT
OF PAPERWORK HERE.
592
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,113
UM, SO ARE YOU ABLE TO SIGNFOR THIS STUFF? IS THAT
UH...
593
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:01,881
WENDY:
YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.
594
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,551
AJ:OKAY, GREAT.
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
595
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,353
IT'S JUST THE TWO CONFERENCE
ROOMS UPSTAIRS, IS IT?
596
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:07,854
YEAH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GO AROUND THE CORNER
597
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,287
AND UP THE STAIRS.
598
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,255
OKAY, GREAT.
599
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,923
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU HERE IS...
600
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,291
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU...
601
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,893
IT'S MY PERSONAL
CELL PHONE NUMBER.
602
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,063
JUST IF THERE'S ANYTHING
AT ALL I CAN HELP YOU WITH,
603
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:17,730
JUST GIVE ME A CALL.
604
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:18,765
I WILL, THANK YOU.
605
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,332
HAVE A GOOD MORNING.
606
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,167
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
607
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:27,606
MANDY.
608
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,375
NO, CATHY.
609
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,877
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
CATHY. YEAH.
610
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,912
I'M DENNIS, SONS OF ROCK.
611
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,413
YOU COME TO OUR SHOWS
DOWN AT THE PALACE.
612
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:35,547
NO, THAT WASN'T ME.
613
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,283
DO YOU HAVE A TWIN
SISTER?
614
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,184
NO.
FUCK ME.
615
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,218
HMM... NO.
616
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,254
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE...
UNLESS?
617
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,190
DEFINITELY NOT.
618
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,893
HEY, I NEED YOU
ON THE TRUCK.
619
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:47,960
DENNIS: WHAT?
AJ: I NEED YOU ON THE TRUCK.
620
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,762
I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELF.
621
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,363
SHUT UP!
ON THE TRUCK!
ALL RIGHT! OKAY!
622
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:53,833
OKAY?
LOOK AT ME.
YEAH.
623
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:54,767
AJ:
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, ON THE TRUCK.
624
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,302
THANKS.
I'M SORRY.
625
00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:00,840
COME DOWN THIS WEEKEND,
BRING SOME FRIENDS.
626
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,474
AND CATHY? NO GUYS.
627
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:12,184
WHAT, DID YOU TAKE A NAP
BEFORE YOU CAME BACK UP?
628
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:21,427
CLYDE, I'M GOING DOWN
TO SUBWAY, BUDDY,
629
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,162
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
630
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,196
OH, NO THANKS;
I BROUGHT LUNCH.
631
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:24,897
DENNIS: ALL RIGHT.
CLYDE: OKAY.
632
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,900
CATHY:
THANK YOU FOR CALLING.
BYE.
633
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:38,510
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
634
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,712
I THINK YOUR BUDDY'S
PLAYING A PRANK ON YOU.
635
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,048
THERE'S A DRAWING
ON YOUR BACK.
636
00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,182
(DENNIS LAUGHS LOUDLY)
637
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:46,052
DENNIS,
GIVE ME THE PHONE!
638
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:48,988
NO WAY!
DENNIS,
GIVE ME THE PHONE!
639
00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:51,390
NO WAY!
GIVE ME THE PHONE,
DENNIS!
640
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,224
THIS IS COMEDY GOLD!
641
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:52,992
GIVE ME THE FRIGGIN' PHONE,
DENNIS!
642
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,560
WHAT THE HELL?!
PUT ME DOWN!
643
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,527
(OVERLAPPING YELLING)
644
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,665
AJ:
PUT HIM-
PUT HIM DOWN!
645
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,667
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
646
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,235
I TURN MY BACK FOR A SECOND
647
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,270
AND TURN INTO WILD
FUCKING ANIMALS?!
648
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,271
HE ATTACKED ME!
649
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,305
THIS GUY DREW A PICTURE
OF A STUPID DONKEY
650
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,473
WITH A TINY PENIS ON IT
AND SAYS CALL ME "DONKS"
651
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,474
AND MADE FUN OF ME
IN FRONT OF THOSE TWO GIRLS
652
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:10,542
RIGHT OVER THERE
AND HE TOOK-
653
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,177
SHHH!
654
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,612
YOU, GO GET A DRINK!
ME?
655
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:14,914
GO GET A DRINK OF POP!
TO THE TRUCK, NOW!
656
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,716
HEY. WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
657
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,285
GET THE FUCK OFF ME,
PSYCHO!
658
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,287
HEY, CLYDE'S ON PROBATION,
MAN! OKAY?
659
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,222
IF YOU GET HIM FIRED OVER SOME
CHILDISH BULLSHIT LIKE THAT,
660
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,325
ONE PHONE CALL TO WILF
AND IT'S OVER.
661
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,326
MY FRIEND,
HE'S GOT EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
662
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:29,328
AND I'M GONNA DEAL
WITH IT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
663
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,032
HOW ABOUT DINNER,
ALL THREE OF US, ON REDMOND'S?
664
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,333
WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?
665
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,167
WENDY: OKAY.
AJ: OKAY.
666
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:37,937
DENNIS: THIS IS MY PHONE.
CEDRIC: COME ON, GIVE ME
THE PHONE, MAN!
667
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:38,570
GET THE FUCK-
I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY-
668
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,206
GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE
669
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,173
BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FACE,
ALL RIGHT?
670
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,774
YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO,
WOULDN'T YOU?
671
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:45,377
BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THAT'S
GONNA LAND YOU... AGAIN.
672
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:46,312
I THINK YOUR OL'
PUNCHING DAYS ARE OVER,
673
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:50,516
YOU FUCKIN' ANIMAL.
674
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:59,158
CLYDE,
ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME?
675
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,459
LOOK, BUDDY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE ON PROBATION, OKAY?
676
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:03,862
CAN YOU TRY TO LOOK AT THIS
FROM MY SIDE OF THINGS?
677
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,665
I MEAN, HERE WE ARE STUCK IN
THIS SHITTIEST JOB IN THE WORLD
678
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,300
FORGIVE ME FOR TRYING TO BRING
A FEW LAUGHS TO OUR DAY.
679
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,936
OKAY.
YOU'RE... YOU'RE RIGHT.
680
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,771
I'M... YOU KNOW,
I'M SORRY, DENNIS.
681
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,706
ALL RIGHT.
682
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,442
'CAUSE YOU WERE STARTING TO
BE AN ASSHOLE THERE FOR A BIT.
683
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:17,043
LOOK, IF ME AND YOU GOTTA
WORK TOGETHER,
684
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,211
WE GOTTA BE TIGHT.
685
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,246
I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE
FOREVER.
686
00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:21,880
OH YEAH?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
687
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,881
THE CITY.
688
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,384
(LAUGHS)
689
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,986
CLYDE, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET THAT FUCKING JOB, MAN.
690
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:27,886
TO GET A JOB WITH CITY,
YOU GOTTA KNOW SOMEONE.
691
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,422
I KNOW THAT.
692
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,091
I KNEW SOMEBODY
AND I STILL COULDN'T GET IN.
693
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,359
IF I CAN'T GET IN WITH A
REFERENCE, YOU'RE SCREWED.
694
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,227
YOU GOTTA DREAM SMALLER,
MY FRIEND.
695
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:42,935
(LITTLE BUDDY GROWLS)
696
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:43,302
THOSE TURTLES ARE
FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY.
697
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,440
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
698
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:57,516
LINDA: WILF.
WILF: LINDA.
699
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,928
WILF:
(CLEARS HIS THROAT)
700
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,897
SORRY, WILF.
701
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:12,598
(CLEARS THROAT)
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
702
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,001
LIQUOR -
LIQUOR ON YOUR BREATH.
703
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:19,571
BOTH CLIENTS REPORTED
SMELLING IT,
704
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,844
AND ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES
705
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,946
HAS ALSO CONFIRMED
THAT HE SAW YOU DRINKING.
706
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:28,981
DENNIS SAID THAT?
707
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,085
SO YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT?
708
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,454
AJ, THIS IS STRIKE TWO.
709
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,122
LOOK, WILF,
I SLIPPED UP, OKAY?
710
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,726
FOR ONE DAY.
711
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,796
I QUIT DRINKING.
I DON'T DRINK AT ALL ANYMORE,
712
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,132
I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE
- FOR REAL THIS TIME.
713
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,533
IT'S... YOU ASK THE GUYS.
714
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,834
I DON'T EVEN DRINK
AT LUNCH ANYMORE.
715
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,736
CONGRATULATIONS.
716
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:53,539
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WILF,
I FUCKED UP, OKAY?
717
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,974
I ADMIT IT,
I'M A HUMAN BEING.
718
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,009
I FUCKED UP, WILF.
719
00:32:58,810 --> 00:32:59,311
I'M TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
720
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,312
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
721
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,683
ALL I SEE IS POTENTIAL
722
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,552
AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET THROUGH TO YOU.
723
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:07,619
NOT TO MENTION
YOU'VE BEEN EXHIBITING CONDUCT
724
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:10,089
UNBECOMING OF A GENTLEMAN
WITH THE LADIES,
725
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,590
TO SAY THE LEAST.
726
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,125
(SNORTS) THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S...
727
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:13,625
DON'T YOU THINK
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE?
728
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,265
YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST
WITH YOU, WILF,
729
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:20,066
I UH...
I DON'T REGRET THE PAST,
730
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,301
I DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE FUTURE,
731
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,135
I LIVE IN THE NOW.
732
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,336
OH, I KNOW YOU DO.
733
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,138
IT'S A LIFE CHOICE.
734
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:27,005
LINDA:
A LIFE CHOICE.
735
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,213
(LAUGHS) IF THAT TEXT
IS OF A SEXUAL NATURE,
736
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:35,647
IT'S AN INFRACTION.
737
00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:36,682
YEAH, IT'S NOT OF A SEXUAL
NATURE;
738
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,051
IT'S ABOUT WORK,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
739
00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:40,286
REALLY?
YEAH.
740
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:41,653
"I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS."
(LAUGHS)
741
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,522
WHO WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH,
JANIS JOPLIN?
742
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,358
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
HONESTLY.
743
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,659
AJ:I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE...
744
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:48,360
IT WAS ABOUT WORK.
IT WAS A FLASH-
745
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,297
IT WAS A MOVE THAT...
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU...
746
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,232
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.
747
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,200
I'M HERE...
I'M HERE TO TAKE NOTES.
748
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,101
WILF ASKED ME TO BE HERE.
749
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:57,069
I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO TALK
TO WILF RIGHT NOW,
750
00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,705
SO YOU WANNA GIVE US
A SECOND? THANKS. (LAUGHS)
751
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,473
LOOK, WILF, I SHIT THE BAD
REAL BAD ON THIS ONE, OKAY?
752
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,544
I KNOW THAT.
753
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,879
CAN YOU GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE?
754
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,581
I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE:
755
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,852
YOU DRINK OR YOU DRIVE
FOR REDMOND'S, NOT BOTH.
756
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:17,589
EASY. I DON'T DRINK.
I DRIVE FOR REDMOND'S.
757
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,391
OKAY,
YOU'RE ON PROBATION.
758
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,395
WELL, UH...
DO YOU HEAR ME?
759
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:25,831
ONE MORE VIOLATION
WILL BE TERMINATION.
760
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,033
PLEASE SIGN THIS.
761
00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,201
UH, YEAH.
762
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,740
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GONNA
DRINK ANYMORE.
763
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,177
WILF:
PLEASE SIGN IT.
764
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:38,844
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
765
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,484
THAT I HAVE TO PROTECT MYSELF
HERE, ALEX.
766
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,552
WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT OURSELVES.
767
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:47,886
THAT'S GREAT,
THAT'S...
768
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:48,720
IT'S NOT ABOUT FEELINGS.
769
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:51,623
TV COMMERCIAL:
AND HE CAN LIFT ANYTHING -
ANYTHING AT ALL -
770
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,460
HE'S THAT STRONG.
771
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,128
JOE SHUSTER, WILL YOU STOP
OR YOU'LL MISS YOUR TRAIN.
772
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:56,762
NOW HELP ME FIND
NUMBER FIVE.
773
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,466
♪ I wanna get a word
to your young ♪
774
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:00,766
♪ I wanna see
if I can help them along ♪
775
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:04,770
♪ I wanna get a word
to your young ♪
776
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:08,607
♪ I wanna see
If I can help them along ♪
777
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,745
♪ They've gotta tidy up ♪
778
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,747
♪ You've gotta tidy up ♪
779
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:17,749
♪ We've gotta tidy up ♪
780
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:19,751
♪ You've gotta tidy up ♪
781
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,690
♪ Tidy up,
you've gotta tidy up ♪
782
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,127
♪ You don't suspect a thing
When you're young ♪
783
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:36,735
♪ You always think
That you can make it alone ♪
784
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,471
♪ It's not enough
to do what you're told ♪
785
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:41,473
♪ No one tells you
when you're tired and old ♪
786
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,713
♪ You gotta tidy up,
You've gotta tidy up ♪
787
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,780
♪ Tidy up,
you've gotta tidy up ♪
788
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:54,786
♪ Whoa, whoa, ♪
789
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,755
♪ Tidy up,
you've gotta tidy up ♪
790
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:00,826
♪ It's hard to picture
What they're seeing ♪
791
00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:11,503
♪ When they're so used
to disappearing ♪
792
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:21,480
AJ:
FUCK, I DON'T THINK
HE'S IN THERE.
793
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,714
HEY CLYDE,
YOU IN THERE?
794
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:23,382
LET'S GO, MAN,
HE'S NOT IN THERE.
795
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,719
HEY, CLYDE!
IT'S CEDRIC AND AJ.
796
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,487
WE NEED YOUR HELP, MAN!
IT'S A BLIZZARD OUT HERE!
797
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:32,724
(MAKES BLOWING
AND WHISTLING NOISES)
798
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:34,593
AGGGGHHHHHH!
A POLAR BEAR'S COMING!
799
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,765
CLYDE!
(BANGS ON DOOR)
800
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,267
OH, HE'S IN HERE, MAN,
HE'S IN HERE!
801
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,269
A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED.
802
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:45,737
AJ:
THAT NEVER WORKS, BUDDY.
803
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:46,772
CLYDE!
804
00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,375
CLYDE!
805
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:52,644
YOUR APARTMENT SMELLS
LIKE PIZZA.
806
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,114
WHERE YOU AT, MAN?
CLYDE!
807
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,783
HOLY FUCK,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
808
00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:58,617
YUP, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
RIGHT THERE, SEE?
809
00:36:58,617 --> 00:36:59,785
CLYDE, COME ON, MAN.
CLYDE! CLYDE!
810
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:01,620
HE'S WEARING
THE MOVING BLANKETS.
811
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:05,291
YEAH, WILF'S GONNA WANT
THAT BACK.
812
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:12,130
HEY, WAKE UP!
(HITS HIM)
813
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,500
CLYDE:
UNGH!
814
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,302
COME ON, TIME TO GET UP,
CLYDE. COME ON, MAN.
815
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:16,768
COME ON, BOYS,
WHAT THE... FUCK?!
816
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,340
CEDRIC:RISE AND SHINE.
COME ON, BUDDY.
817
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:21,773
WE'RE LATE.
CLYDE: WHAT'S UP?
818
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:24,676
CEDRIC:
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
819
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:25,344
IT'S TIME TO MOVE
SOME FURNITURE, MAN.
820
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,845
COME ON, LET'S GO.
821
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,747
COME ON, MAN.
UN-FUCKING-REAL.
822
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,616
(AJ'S PHONE RINGS)
THAT'S... JESUS CHRIST.
823
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,451
CEDRIC:COME ON, CLYDE.
COME ON.
824
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,786
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
825
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:35,354
NOW WILF DOES NOT YET KNOW
YOU'RE LATE,
826
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,491
BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,
827
00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:40,258
HE'S GONNA KNOW
WE'RE ALL LATE
828
00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:41,960
AND WE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE,
SO...
829
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:55,407
CED, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM
LAST NIGHT, MAN.
830
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,442
WE WERE ALL EATING...
831
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,510
LOOK, LOOK...
NO TIME.
832
00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:58,810
CLYDE: AND DENNIS WAS LOOKING
AT ME
833
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,613
AND HE WAS GOING
LIKE THIS, MAN.
834
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,081
HE WAS LIKE,
THAT'S AWESOME
835
00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:04,683
'CAUSE I WAS ROCKING OUT.
836
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,318
LIKE I WAS LIKE...
(IMITATES DRUMMING)
837
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,285
CEDRIC:
CLYDE, COME ON, MAN!
DREAMS IS PERSONAL SHIT.
838
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:09,488
YOU CAN KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF,
MAN. ALL RIGHT? CLYDE!
839
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:12,157
CLYDE! COME ON,
SNAP OUT OF IT!
840
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:12,858
CLYDE! COME ON!
CLYDE!
841
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,362
YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR JOB,
MAN?!
842
00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:17,963
AJ:
I UNDERSTAND.
843
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,831
HEY, LISTEN, IF ANYBODY...
WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
844
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,834
HEATHER. HEATHER.
I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
845
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,803
I THINK THIS IS EXACTLY
THE KIND OF GRIEF
846
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:27,339
THAT WE JUST DON'T
NEED...
847
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:27,973
NO FUCKING MICROWAVE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
848
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,578
CLYDE:(YELLING) COME ON, MAN!
YOU'RE MAKING US LATE!
849
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:33,879
(AJ'S PHONE BUZZES)
850
00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:34,780
(BREATHES OUT) FUCK!
HOO!
851
00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,682
HEY, WILF.
852
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,252
JUST CHECKING UP ON YOU, AJ.
YOU DRINKING?
853
00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:43,389
NO, ABSOLUTELY NO, SIR.
854
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:45,424
THAT'S ABSURD.
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
855
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,659
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW?
856
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,627
AT THE FIRST MOVE.
EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT, WILF.
857
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,328
DON'T BULLSHIT ME.
858
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,863
I'M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU, WILF.
COME ON.
859
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,232
CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING,
FUCKBALLS?
860
00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:54,900
WILF, I'M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU.
861
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:00,806
GUYS, SORRY I OVERSLEPT.
862
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:05,744
DENNIS:YEAH, WELL,
YOU OWE US BIG TIME.
863
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,146
WAS THAT WILF WHO CALLED?
864
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:08,980
YEAH, IT WAS, BUT DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT, BIG MAN.
865
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:11,783
I COVERED FOR YOU.
866
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:12,884
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO WORK.
COME ON, BOYS.
867
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:13,118
CLYDE, I GOTTA SAY, MAN,
THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
868
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,286
(LAUGHS)
869
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,955
MAN, CLYDE AIN'T WRITE THAT,
YOU WROTE THAT, MAN.
870
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:17,789
EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS
YOU WROTE THAT.
871
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,459
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU WITH
ALL THIS COCK STUFF, MAN?
872
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:21,660
WHAT, MAN?
873
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,328
EVERYTHING WITH YOU
IS COCKS.
874
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:25,230
COCKS THIS, COCKS THAT.
WHAT'S UP?
875
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,365
CLYDE:
YEAH, MAYBE YOUR BAND SHOULD
BE CALLED "SONS OF COCK."
876
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,235
(AJ AND CEDRIC
BURST OUT LAUGHING)
877
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,136
SONS OF COCK!
878
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,542
AJ:
OH THAT WAS GOOD!
879
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,676
YOU SCORED, BABY!
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
880
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,410
SONS OF COCK!
SONS OF COCK!
881
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:47,653
AJ:
THAT WAS FUNNY.
882
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:47,986
CEDRIC: (HALF SUNG)
SQUIRT, SQUIRT, SQUIRT
883
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,664
(FOOTSTEPS THUNK HEAVILY
ON THE STAIRS)
884
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:07,806
NEWS ANCHOR:
FROM THE BUTT CAM
TO BUTTING OUT...
885
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:09,875
(NEWSCAST CONTINUES)
886
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,784
(PHONE RINGS)
HELLO?
887
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,489
HEY, CED, WHAT'S UP?
IT'S CLYDE.
888
00:40:23,489 --> 00:40:24,690
HEY, WHAT'S UP, CLYDE?
HOW'RE DOING, MAN?
889
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,592
I'M GOOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
890
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,760
I'M AT HOME, ON MY COUCH,
WATCHING THE TV.
891
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,929
NO, I'M JUST ASKING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
892
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,063
'CAUSE I WAS JUST CURIOUS
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
893
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:32,664
ARE YOU DRUNK?
894
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,132
WELL, NO, CED...
895
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,133
HEY, MAN... (LAUGHS)
896
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:37,903
I'M AT MY HOUSE, ON THE COUCH,
WATCHING TV, MAN.
897
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,707
YOU WANNA COME OVER
OR SOMETHING?
898
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,009
CLYDE:
YEAH. UH, YEAH.
899
00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:45,844
OH, OKAY.
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER,
900
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:48,647
STOP ASKING ME ALL THESE
FUCKING STUPID QUESTIONS, MAN.
901
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:55,821
GUESS I WON'T BE ON
THE CURLING TEAM NO MORE.
902
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,858
I WAS GONNA BE LIKE THE JACKIE
ROBINSON OF CURLING, MAN.
903
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:02,060
WELL, THERE'S STILL TIME.
904
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:03,695
WOMAN: HEY!
CEDRIC: HEY, MAMA!
905
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:06,064
HOW'RE DOING, BABY?
MMM. ALL RIGHT.
906
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,699
HELLO, CLYDE!
907
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,702
IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
908
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,137
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO,
CHRISTINE!
909
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,438
I THINK THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU
910
00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:14,139
WAS AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY,
RIGHT?
911
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,541
YUP.
(LAUGHS)
912
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,975
I REMEMBER YOUR SISTER,
LINDA, SHE WAS UH...
913
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,043
SHE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME,
HUH?
914
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,010
(LAUGHING)
915
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:24,850
WELL, I'M OFF.
916
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,518
MY GIRLS ARE THROWING ME
A LAID-OFF PARTY;
917
00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:28,219
I GOT A NEW JOB,
CLYDE.
918
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,821
OH, YOU'RE LEAVING YOUR JOB?
WHAT HAPPENED?
919
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,990
NOTHING. NOTHING.
IT'S A LONG STORY.
920
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,659
BUT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED
TO START MY OWN BUSINESS,
921
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:34,292
SO NOW IS THE TIME,
RIGHT?
922
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,694
NOW IS THE TIME.
923
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:36,828
AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH
THAT APPLE CRISP.
924
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:40,231
WON'T BE TOUCHING
THE APPLE CRISP.
925
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,702
YEAH... SMOKED PORK CHOPS
AND SAUERKRAUT, SEE?
926
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:47,238
THAT MAKES A MAN GET UP
IN THE MORNING REAL STRONG.
927
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:48,774
I LOVE IT.
I PUT IT ON EVERYTHING -
928
00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:50,942
BISCUITS, PANCAKES, WAFFLES...
929
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,011
I MEAN, I'M A SAUERKRAUT DUDE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
930
00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:55,046
SMOKED PORK CHOPS
AND SAUERKRAUT!
931
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:03,288
LORD, BLESS THIS FOOD
I'M ABOUT TO TEAR UP.
932
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,123
AMEN!
(SHOUTS) YES!
933
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,697
WILF:
FISH AND CHIPS
IS PRETTY GOOD HERE.
934
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:14,666
OH YEAH? YEAH, I'VE HAD THE
HOT HAMBURGER SANDWICH TOO.
935
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,067
IT WAS GOOD.
936
00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:20,138
AS YOU KNOW, I...
937
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,106
I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME
PROBLEMS...
938
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,109
UH... KEEPING A HANDLE
ON THINGS.
939
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,612
I THINK YOU CAN HELP.
940
00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:27,846
SURE.
941
00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:31,349
THERE ARE BIGGER OPPORTUNITIES
AT REDMOND'S, LINDA,
942
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:34,552
LIKE AN ASCENT
UP THE MANAGEMENT LADDER.
943
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,224
MAYBE EVEN BECOMING A PARTNER
IF THINGS GO WELL.
944
00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:48,967
PLEASE, GO ON. I AM...
I AM LISTENING, WILF.
945
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,335
BEFORE YOU AGREE
TO ANYTHING,
946
00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:53,939
YOU SHOULD KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
947
00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:58,810
IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL
DIFFERENT ABOUT ME.
948
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,548
-BACK IN THE '80
-S WHEN INTEREST
RATES WERE SKYROCKETING,
949
00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:08,186
THINGS LOOKED PRETTY BLEAK.
950
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,087
WE, WE COULDN'T AFFORD
INSURANCE,
951
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,824
SO WE OPERATED REDMOND'S
WITHOUT INSURANCE.
952
00:43:13,692 --> 00:43:15,160
BUT THE CATCH WAS
953
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,732
WE CONTINUED TO COLLECT
INSURANCE PREMIUMS
954
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,134
FROM OUR CUSTOMERS.
955
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,470
WE GOT GOOD MOVERS -
THE BEST -
956
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,372
SO WE RARELY HAD TO PAY OFF
A SETTLEMENT.
957
00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:30,308
NOBODY EVER NOTICED,
SO WE KEPT DOING IT.
958
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:30,776
YOU SHOW ME
A SUCCESSFUL PERSON -
959
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,814
A HAPPY PERSON -
960
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:36,848
AND I'LL GUARANTEE YOU
THAT PERSON TOOK RISKS.
961
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:43,221
ILLEGAL RISKS.
962
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,225
THOSE ARE THE GREATEST RISKS
THERE ARE.
963
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,634
HEY, CED?
964
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,237
YEAH.
965
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:01,740
UM... YOU KNOW SO MUCH STUFF,
MAN,
966
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:02,774
LIKE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY
YOU'RE WORKING AT REDMOND'S.
967
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:13,418
(CLEARS THROAT)
'CAUSE I HAVE TO.
968
00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:13,985
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS A KID,
969
00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:19,124
I THOUGHT I WAS NORMAL,
YOU KNOW.
970
00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:19,825
BUT I HAD THIS,
UH, ANGER PROBLEM.
971
00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:21,727
I WAS A VERY ANGRY KID;
972
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,031
I WAS ALWAYS GETTING
INTO FIGHTS.
973
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,134
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
974
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:32,370
CEDRIC:NO, CLYDE,
IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT, MAN.
975
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:35,473
'CAUSE I WOULD GET DRUNK,
976
00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:37,175
AND THEN THE ANGRY CEDRIC
WOULD COME OUT, YOU KNOW?
977
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,676
YEAH.
978
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,047
ONE NIGHT I GOT DRUNK,
HIT THIS GUY TOO HARD -
979
00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:50,822
KNOCKED HIM OUT.
980
00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:51,957
HE NEVER GOT UP.
981
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:03,068
MANSLAUGHTER.
SIX YEARS IN THE PENITENTIARY.
982
00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:05,136
AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT,
MAN,
983
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:09,841
IS THAT YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU GET OUT, MAN,
984
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:12,811
THE SENTENCE AIN'T OVER.
985
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:14,880
PEOPLE DON'T TREAT YOU
THE SAME NO MORE.
986
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,782
NOBODY WANTS TO HIRE YOU,
987
00:45:16,782 --> 00:45:18,683
SO YOU'RE FORCED TO TAKE
THE SHIT JOB, YOU KNOW?
988
00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:20,151
REDMOND'S.
989
00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:28,393
(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)
990
00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:32,230
WOW! CLYDE, THINGS
ARE CHANGING FOR ME, MAN.
991
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:34,465
I FOUND A WAY OUT.
992
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,505
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY,
993
00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:41,940
NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS GET,
NEVER SETTLE.
994
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:44,109
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
995
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,078
I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
996
00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:50,515
YOU'RE... YOU'RE LEAVING?
997
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:54,886
CHRISTINE'S FAMILY LEFT US
A LITTLE PLACE
998
00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,221
DOWN IN NORTH CAROLINA,
999
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,156
SO WE GONNA GO DOWN THERE
AND START FRESH.
1000
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:00,125
(LAUGHS)
COME ON, CEDRIC, I MEAN...
1001
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,292
WITHOUT YOU, I'M, I'M...
1002
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,497
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO STOMACH REDMOND'S.
1003
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,232
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO WORK AT REDMOND'S
1004
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,337
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
1005
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,206
YUP.
1006
00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:17,142
COME ON, MAN.
STOP GOING, "YUP."
1007
00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:19,110
YOU'RE A BIG POLAR BEAR
OF A MAN, YO.
1008
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,147
YEAH. POLAR BEARS
DON'T GO, "YUP."
1009
00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,249
THEY GO, "RAWRRR!"
1010
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:25,951
AND FUCK WILF, TOO,
1011
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,720
AND HIS LITTLE CHALOUPA DOG
1012
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,355
WITH THE FUCKING
DIANA ROSS HAIRCUT
1013
00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:32,390
THAT EATS RUBBER BANDS.
1014
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:33,224
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
1015
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:45,136
(PLAYS A RIFF
ON THE ECLECTIC GUITAR)
1016
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:03,588
HEY, DENNIS, YOU ARE EXCELLENT
AT GUITAR, MAN.
1017
00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:06,958
YEAH, WELL, AFTER 18 YEARS
AND SHITLOAD OF TALENT,
1018
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,393
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET,
ISN'T IT, CLYDE?
1019
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:10,395
DID ANYBODY PUT ON ANY
FUCKING COFFEE YET?
1020
00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:27,178
CEDRIC...
1021
00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:29,814
GO LOOK AT THAT.
1022
00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:30,916
OH YEAH, PENNIS.
1023
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:36,187
YEAH! 'CAUSE LIKE I WAS LOOKING
AT IT AND THEN HE'S,
1024
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,189
YOU KNOW...
I'M THINKING IT'S LIKE,
1025
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,690
OH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
DENNIS?
1026
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,259
OH, WELL THEN WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I PUT A LINE?
1027
00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:42,327
PENNIS.
HEY, PENNIS.
1028
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,532
YEAH, YEAH, IT'S FUNNY, MAN.
IT'S HILARIOUS.
1029
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,467
YOU KNOW,
IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD SIGN.
1030
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,302
IT SHOWS YOU HAVE A NEW
ATTITUDE; THAT'S GOOD.
1031
00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,304
YOU NEED TO START DOING MORE
STUFF LIKE THAT TO HIM.
1032
00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,206
PENNIS...
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1033
00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:20,731
HEY, LINDA,
YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY.
1034
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,333
THANK YOU.
1035
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:23,468
YEAH, NICE NEW CLOTHES,
LIN.
1036
00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:24,602
THANKS.
1037
00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:25,670
OKAY, GUYS,
SO WILF JUST CALLED.
1038
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,607
HE HAD TWO TEETH FILLED,
SO HE'S A LITTLE SORE,
1039
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:32,143
BUT HE STILL WANTS TO HAVE
HIS BIRTHDAY TONIGHT.
1040
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,512
WILF WANTS TO PARTY,
GUYS!
1041
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:35,880
SO, AFTER WORK, FREE CHICKEN
DINNER, DRINKS,
1042
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,548
AND PARTYING WITH LITTLE BUDDY.
1043
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:40,685
SOUNDS LIKE A RIOT.
1044
00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:42,020
COME ON, CEDRIC, IT'S GONNA BE
A BARREL OF LAUGHS,
1045
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,288
IT REALLY WILL BE.
1046
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:44,789
WHAT'S THE NEXT MOVE?
1047
00:48:44,789 --> 00:48:45,923
NOWHERE YET.
1048
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:48,226
THE WILSON MOVE
HAS BEEN PUSHED TWO DAYS.
1049
00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:49,827
WELL, WHAT DOES THAT DO
TO THE SCHEDULE?
1050
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:50,895
I'M NOT SURE YET,
BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
1051
00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:52,830
OKAY, WHEN?
1052
00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:54,199
LINDA:
LATER, CLYDE, AND I'M GONNA-
(DENNIS SPITS)
1053
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,334
DENNIS,
DON'T SPIT ON THE FLOOR.
1054
00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:57,635
YOU GUYS, LOOK,
I HAVE A LOT GOING ON TODAY,
1055
00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:00,305
SO I REALLY NEED YOU
TO WORK WITH ME.
1056
00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:01,239
IF WE'RE NOT GOING
TO BE MOVING,
1057
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:03,841
I MAY GET YOU TO REARRANGE
THE SHOWROOM.
1058
00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:05,510
DENNIS:
OH, FUCK SAKE!
1059
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,911
DENNIS, THIS IS NOT
YOUR PARENT'S GARAGE;
1060
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:08,713
IT'S YOUR WORKPLACE.
1061
00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:09,914
CEDRIC:
YEAH, THIS IS
REDMOND'S FURNITURE,
1062
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:12,017
NOT NICKLEBACK!
1063
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:12,683
WHO CHANGED MY NAME
TO PENNIS?
1064
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,786
ME. YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
1065
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,687
YEAH, IT'S, IT'S... STUPID,
IT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
1066
00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:20,558
YEAH, ACTUALLY, DENNIS,
THAT IS A WORD,
1067
00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,693
'CAUSE YOU ADD A LINE
TO "P" AND IT'S PENNIS;
1068
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:24,462
IT'S PENIS WITH TWO "N'S"
WHICH IS LIKE EXTRA PENIS,
1069
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:24,962
WHICH IS A WORD,
AND IT'S FUNNY.
1070
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,332
YEAH, PENNIS -
YOU MADE IT A WORD.
1071
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:28,499
OKAY, BOYS,
THAT'S ENOUGH!
1072
00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,735
COME ON,
IT IS WILF'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
1073
00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:32,670
CAN WE TRY AND HAVE A GOOD DAY
WITH NO BULLSHIT?
1074
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,272
I JUST WANNA RALLY YOU
GUYS.
1075
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:36,707
I WANT YOU GUYS
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
1076
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:39,610
AND YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF FUCKERS, YOU REALLY ARE.
1077
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,013
OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY,
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.
1078
00:49:42,013 --> 00:49:43,414
HERE ME?
GOOD DAY.
1079
00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:46,017
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILF.
1080
00:49:46,017 --> 00:49:46,584
WILF.
YES, WE'LL PICK UP.
1081
00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:50,421
(LITTLE BUDDY BARKS)
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1082
00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:52,590
CEDRIC:
WILF'S HERE.
1083
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,295
PAY DAY!
1084
00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:01,499
WATCH HOW I HANDLE THIS
WITH GRACE AND SACK.
1085
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:05,136
LISTEN, UH, I GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
1086
00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,772
WILF!
OH MY GOODNESS!
1087
00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:08,506
OH, WILF, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
1088
00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:12,643
WELL, NO WORRIES.
1089
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:13,911
IN MANAGEMENT,
YOU NEED A GOOD PEN.
1090
00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:17,815
SO, LINDA, I UH...
1091
00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:18,616
LOOK, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT
THE SCHEDULE THAN I DO.
1092
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,286
WELCOME TO MANAGEMENT,
LINDA,
1093
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,621
YOU HAVE BLOODY WELL
EARNED IT.
1094
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,989
THANK YOU.
1095
00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:27,792
OH, BOY! NOW LISTEN, WE DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF MOVES TODAY,
1096
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:29,060
SO I'M GONNA GET THE GUYS
TO REARRANGE THE SHOWROOM.
1097
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,428
NO PROBLEM.
1098
00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:33,298
GENTLEMEN, I HAVE YOUR PAY.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
1099
00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:34,132
OH WOW!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1100
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,968
OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1101
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,036
DENNIS?
DENNIS?
1102
00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:41,706
DENNIS! DENNIS!
DENNIS!
1103
00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:50,415
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1104
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:52,517
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
1105
00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:53,651
THAT YOU WERE BEHAVING
INAPPROPRIATELY
1106
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,421
AT THE LAW OFFICE.
1107
00:50:57,222 --> 00:50:59,524
YOU PASSED A WOMAN YOUR CARD
1108
00:50:59,524 --> 00:51:00,891
AND CONTINUED TO HARASS HER
WHILE SHE WAS TRYING TO WORK.
1109
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,427
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
AJ?
1110
00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:04,729
NO. I GOT A PHONE CALL.
1111
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:07,332
IT WAS A DOWNLOAD CODE.
1112
00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:07,832
SHE WANTED TICKETS
TO THE SONS GIG.
1113
00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,701
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE GOD DAMMED
SONS OF ROCK, DENNIS.
1114
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:11,702
THIS IS ABOUT YOU
1115
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:13,938
AND YOU ARE GETTING TO BE
A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
1116
00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:15,573
THERE.
1117
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,476
I DON'T KNOW WHY I PAY YOU.
1118
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:21,212
IF YOU WANTED TO PASS OUT
REDMOND'S CARDS AT MY GIG,
1119
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,080
I'D BE FINE WITH THAT.
1120
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,182
YEAH, IN YOUR DREAMS.
1121
00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,383
YEAH, I DO DREAM.
BIG.
1122
00:51:25,383 --> 00:51:27,152
WILF:
HOW 'BOUT THAT.
1123
00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:27,618
CEDRIC:
MORNING, WILF.
1124
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,489
MORNING, CEDRIC.
HERE YOU GO. CLYDE.
1125
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:32,890
THANKS.
1126
00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,693
OH, YOU KNOW, WILF,
IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT I TELL YOU,
1127
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:37,128
ME AND MY WIFE ARE MOVING
TO NORTH CAROLINA
1128
00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:38,496
AND TODAY'S MY LAST DAY.
1129
00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:39,564
WHAT? WELL, CEDRIC,
I... THAT IS...
1130
00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:42,433
THAT'S REALLY GONNA MESS UP
OUR SCHEDULE.
1131
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:46,704
WERE YOU PLANNING ON...
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL US?
1132
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,141
I'M NOT WORKING
-ON THE 14TH AND 15
-TH.
1133
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:51,742
I CAN HANDLE THIS, LINDA.
1134
00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:52,410
LOOK, CEDRIC,
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU,
1135
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:55,580
I AM, REALLY,
1136
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,414
BUT I WISH YOU HAD GIVEN ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE NOTICE;
1137
00:51:57,248 --> 00:51:58,449
THIS HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL.
1138
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,186
I'M AN UN-BONDED MOVER
AND I GET PAID UNDER THE TABLE.
1139
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:05,122
VERY UNPROFESSIONAL.
1140
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,091
YEAH. POINT TAKEN.
1141
00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:07,558
CHRISTINE'S GRANDMOTHER
PASSED AWAY
1142
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:10,961
AND SHE LEFT US SOME PROPERTY.
1143
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,697
WELL, SORRY FOR YOU LOSS.
1144
00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:13,531
CEDRIC:SORRY TO DROP IT ON YOU
LIKE THIS,
1145
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:15,766
BUT UH... IT IS THE WAY IT IS,
YOU KNOW?
1146
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:16,934
THANKS.
1147
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:17,635
RESPECT?
RESPECT, YUP.
1148
00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,705
IT'S GONNA BE DIFFICULT
TO REPLACE YOU.
1149
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:23,608
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
1150
00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,877
I WILL MISS YOU.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP, CEDRIC.
1151
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:29,680
THANK YOU.
1152
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,981
I WILL PUT UP AN APPLICATION
FORM AT MANPOWER TODAY.
1153
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,184
THANKS.
1154
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:34,952
SORRY I'M LATE.
1155
00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:36,254
THE FUCKING TRAFFIC
ON THE BRIDGE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
1156
00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:37,722
TRAFFIC ON THE BRIDGE.
1157
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,526
YEAH, THE TRAFFIC
ON THE BRIDGE.
1158
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,059
I'M NOT MAKING IT UP,
WILF.
1159
00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:44,295
WILF:
WOW.
1160
00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,197
AJ:
PAY DAY, EH BOYS?
1161
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,298
WILF:
YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
1162
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,133
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I...
1163
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:51,936
BEEN DRINKING!
1164
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,170
WHEW!
1165
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:57,408
CLYDE: (IN A FUNNY VOICE) HI,BRIAN AND BETH. THIS IS THE
MONSTER SPEAKING.
1166
00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:00,511
I'M SUPPOSED TO INVITE YOU
1167
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,447
TO A SUPER DUPER BIRTHDAY
CHRISTMAS PARTY,
1168
00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:03,714
WITH PRESENTS AND GAMES
AND CHIPS
1169
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,684
IN A VARIETY OF FLAVOUR!
1170
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:08,719
(CHEWING)
MMMGNGMMMM!
1171
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,190
BECAUSE I WANNA KEEP
EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF.
1172
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,959
OKAY, I HAVE TO GO NOW
1173
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:16,961
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR MONSTER SCHOOL. GOODBYE!
1174
00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:24,435
WILF:
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THAT SOFA.
1175
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:27,137
I COULD THROW IN THE ARMOIRE
FOR A LITTLE EXTRA.
1176
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,139
CEDRIC QUIT TODAY.
1177
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,441
THIS IS HIS LAST DAY
TODAY, AJ.
1178
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:31,942
NO SHIT.
YEAH.
1179
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:37,615
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND
SOMEBODY ELSE THIS WEEKEND,
1180
00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:38,449
AND I NEED AT LEAST
ONE OTHER GUY
1181
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:41,085
TO HANDLE ALL THE MOVES
-FOR THE 14TH, 15TH AND 16
-TH.
1182
00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,453
HOLY FUCK.
1183
00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:48,593
HEY. I WANNA CONGRATULATE YOU
ON YOUR PROMOTION, LINDA.
1184
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:54,098
SERIOUSLY.
I THINK IT'S AWESOME.
1185
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:56,967
THANK YOU.
1186
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,270
SO I HAVE DRAWN UP A SCHEDULE
FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS.
1187
00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:00,471
DO YOU THINK THAT
THAT IS SOMETHING
1188
00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,673
YOU COULD COMMIT TO?
1189
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:03,574
OR IS IT MORE OF A DAY-TO-DAY
THING WITH YOU?
1190
00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:05,610
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1191
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,418
UH, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU,
1192
00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:15,252
DO YOU HAVE A SCHEDULE
OF WHO I BANGED IN HERE,
1193
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,289
THAT YOU WANNA GO OVER
WITH WILF?
1194
00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:19,524
I KNOW YOU TOLD HIM
ABOUT MARY, OKAY?
1195
00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,158
OH, AJ, YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEET MAN,
1196
00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:22,393
AND I REALLY DON'T CARE
1197
00:54:22,393 --> 00:54:23,928
IF YOU BANGED ME ALREADY
OR NOT.
1198
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:24,595
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU DO CARE.
1199
00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:26,731
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU
BANGED ME ALREADY OR NOT.
1200
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:27,498
WOW.
1201
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:30,134
AJ:
WELL, I DIDN'T.
1202
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:30,801
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU FUCK.
1203
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:32,737
I REALLY DON'T CARE.
1204
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,172
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE A SHOWER.
1205
00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:36,006
WELL, MAYBE YOU...
1206
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,644
GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM.
WELCOME TO REDMOND'S.
1207
00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:42,279
FUNNY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THIS PIECE
1208
00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:45,350
BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS TO BE
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE!
1209
00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:47,918
CAN YOU GUYS SET UP
MY NEW DESK
1210
00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,454
AND PLACE IT ACROSS
FROM WILF'S?
1211
00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:50,721
ALSO, THIS PLACE IS FEELING
TOO CLUTTERED.
1212
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:54,091
THE SPACE NEEDS TO BREATHE.
1213
00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:55,360
YOU KNOW, I WANT THE LAYOUT
1214
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:55,793
TO BE LIKE A NICE WALK
IN THE PARK,
1215
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,363
SO MAKE SOME PATHWAYS
1216
00:54:58,363 --> 00:55:00,498
AND SOME INVITING SPACES
FOR PEOPLE TO BE IN.
1217
00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:02,533
CEDRIC:
YEAH, OKAY,
WE CAN HANDLE THAT.
1218
00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:03,901
CLYDE:
WALK IN THE PARK, OKAY.
1219
00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:04,602
LINDA:
OH, AND CLYDE,
WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
1220
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:07,705
I NEED YOU TO RUN DOWN
TO MANPOWER, TAKE THIS,
1221
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:09,574
AND ON YOUR WAY BACK,
1222
00:55:09,574 --> 00:55:10,541
YOU CAN PICK UP
WILF'S BIRTHDAY CAKE.
1223
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:10,908
IT'S AT HENNEBERRY'S
UNDER HIS NAME.
1224
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:12,477
OKAY.
1225
00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:15,713
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE,
MAN!
1226
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,014
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CED?
1227
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:19,083
YOU'RE GETTING PAID
TO GO LOOK FOR A JOB.
1228
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:23,588
OKAY.
1229
00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:24,555
YEAH, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE.
1230
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:27,525
AND REMEMBER, YOU FIND A BETTER
JOBS WHEN...?
1231
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,727
WHEN YOU ALREADY
HAVE A JOB.
1232
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:31,562
THAT'S RIGHT!
1233
00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:33,230
NOT THE BOX-
PLEASE DON'T-
1234
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:34,999
FRIG OFF, CED!
1235
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:35,700
THERE'S, THERE'S CUSTOMERS HERE
AND THIS IS-
1236
00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:38,102
POP!
OH, ALL RIGHT,
IT'S FINE.
1237
00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:39,504
BOO-BOO-BOOP!
COMBO!
1238
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,205
COME ON, AJ!
HURRY THE FUCK UP, PRETTY BOY!
1239
00:55:41,205 --> 00:55:42,673
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1240
00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:48,713
HOW'S IT GOING?
1241
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:50,948
WHAT THE FUCK?
1242
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,349
I KNOW YOU FUCKING
SOLD ME OUT, OKAY?
1243
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,718
I KNOW YOU TALKED TO WILF.
1244
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:56,621
YOU WANTED TO BE VAN FOREMAN
SO FUCKING BAD
1245
00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:58,022
THAT YOU HAD TO CRYING TO WILF
AND TRY TO GET ME FIRED,
1246
00:55:58,623 --> 00:56:00,324
DID YOU, HUH?
1247
00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:01,959
WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUDDY?
1248
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,694
IT DIDN'T WORK, OKAY?
I'M STILL HERE.
1249
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:04,695
OH, THAT'S BRILLIANT FUCKING
POLICE WORK, JIM BEAN.
1250
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:08,365
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I DIDN'T SAY SHIT TO WILF!
1251
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,099
IN FACT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
WENT AND RATTED ME OUT
1252
00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:12,369
FOR TALKING TO THAT SECRETARY
WHO WAS TRYING BANG ME.
1253
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,370
BULLSHIT!
I NEVER-
1254
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,441
SHE WASN'T TRYING
TO BANG YOU.
1255
00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:17,708
YEAH, SHE WAS
AND THAT MADE YOU JEALOUS
1256
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,676
AND YOU HAD TO BE
A DICKHEAD ABOUT IT.
1257
00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:19,877
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCKING WHATEVER!
1258
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,245
I DIDN'T FUCKING
RAT YOU OUT, OKAY?
1259
00:56:21,245 --> 00:56:22,012
SHE CALLED THE OFFICE
1260
00:56:23,648 --> 00:56:24,949
AND COMPLAINED TO WILF
ABOUT YOU, YOU FUCKING MORON.
1261
00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:25,583
OH, BULLSHIT!
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!
1262
00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:28,986
(HISSING)
FUCKING LUCKY WE'RE AT WORK,
1263
00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:31,689
OR I'D SMACK YOUR FUCKING
TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT!
1264
00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,123
CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
1265
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:33,724
CEDRIC:CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
KEEP IT DOWN?
1266
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,694
THERE'S CUSTOMERS DOWN
HERE!
1267
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:37,728
IF THEY FUCKIN' HEARD THIS,
I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU!
1268
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,265
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?
1269
00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:42,099
FUCKIN' SQUARE-JAWED,
BEADY-EYED, FUCKIN' DOUCHE BAG.
1270
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:48,606
(PHONES RING,
LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
1271
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:55,746
EXCUSE ME, HI.
1272
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:58,415
I HAVE A REDMOND'S
JOB POSTING.
1273
00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:58,916
UM, MAY I LEAVE THIS
WITH YOU?
1274
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,020
0KAY.
1275
00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:39,890
LINDA:
THANK YOU, I LOVE IT.
1276
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,191
CLYDE: IT'S GLASS.
LINDA: I KNOW.
1277
00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,459
AWWWW... LITTLE BUDDY!
1278
00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:50,067
HEY, HOW'D IT GO?
1279
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:51,235
WELL, THERE'S SOME STUFF
OPENING UP.
1280
00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:52,737
OKAY, OKAY.
1281
00:57:54,505 --> 00:57:55,740
WHAT?
1282
00:57:58,442 --> 00:57:59,610
LIKE THIS.
1283
00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:07,952
WOW, THE CITY IS HIRING.
1284
00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:10,420
YEAH, THERE'S AN OPENING,
1285
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:10,888
BUT YOU NEED TO HAVE
A REFERENCE.
1286
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:12,990
GET IT FROM WILF, MAN.
1287
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,125
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
1288
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:15,826
THIS IS GOOD, CLYDE.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN.
1289
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:21,065
THEY ARE GOING TO MISS US
AROUND HERE.
1290
00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:27,638
SOMEBODY CATCH LITTLE BUDDY!
HE'S GOT AN ELASTIC!
1291
00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:29,607
LINDA:
HE WENT THAT WAY.
1292
00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:31,776
HOLD ON.
1293
00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:32,643
I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
1294
00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:34,712
CEDRIC, HE'S COMING BACK
YOUR WAY!
1295
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,548
CEDRIC,
HE'S COMING YOUR WAY.
1296
00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:38,749
AGGGHHHHH!
1297
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,017
AW FRIG, LITTLE BUDDY!
1298
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,886
I GOT IT!
1299
00:58:41,886 --> 00:58:43,187
OH... THANKS, CLYDE.
1300
00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:45,590
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GETTING
ALL THESE GOD DAMN ELASTICS.
1301
00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:46,757
(BARKING)
1302
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,027
OH, LITTLE BUDDY,
DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
1303
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,362
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
1304
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,998
I KEEP TELLING YOU,
1305
00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,299
IF YOU'RE UNWRAPPING
THE FLYERS,
1306
00:58:55,299 --> 00:58:55,633
PUT THE ELASTICS
IN THE GARBAGE AFTERWARDS.
1307
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:56,801
ALWAYS DO.
1308
00:58:58,268 --> 00:58:59,737
AJ, WE'RE GONNA MOVE
THE LOVESEAT TO HALIFAX TODAY,
1309
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,739
AND PLEASE, EVERYONE,
1310
00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:03,073
KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR ELASTICS
ON THE FLOOR.
1311
00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,008
CLYDE, NOW IS A GOOD TIME
TO TALK.
1312
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:05,876
OKAY.
1313
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:06,677
AJ, CAN YOU GIVE US A MINUTE?
1314
00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,078
YEAH.
1315
00:59:08,913 --> 00:59:09,780
LOVESEAT?
AJ: YEAH.
1316
00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:20,524
OKAY, SO THIS IS ABOUT
THE OLD SCHEDULE.
1317
00:59:20,524 --> 00:59:22,126
I SEE THAT WILF HAS PUT YOU IN
-FOR APRIL 14TH AND 15
-TH OFF.
1318
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:24,929
YEAH, NO - MARCH.
1319
00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:26,196
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
1320
00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,364
OKAY, WELL, LINDA,
CAN YOU FIX IT?
1321
00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,833
NO, CLYDE, I CAN'T.
1322
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,267
WE REALLY NEED YOU TO WORK
THAT WEEKEND.
1323
00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:31,902
LOOK IT, I CAN GIVE YOU
-THE 16TH AND 17
-TH OFF,
1324
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,004
NO PROBLEM.
(PHONE RINGS)
1325
00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:36,173
NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
1326
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,341
GOOD AFTERNOON,
THIS IS REDMOND'S.
THE KIDS
ARE GONNA BE COMING.
1327
00:59:37,341 --> 00:59:38,375
THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.
1328
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,044
HELLO, IT'S YOUR BROTHER,
CLYDE, SPEAKING.
1329
00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:41,646
LINDA, YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO US.
1330
00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:42,747
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
1331
00:59:42,747 --> 00:59:44,314
I SAID NO.
1332
00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:45,950
THIS IS MY FIRST WEEK
WITH THE SCHEDULE.
1333
00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:47,384
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
1334
00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,253
JUST START GIVING MY FAMILY
DAYS OFF?
1335
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,020
YOU HAVE PUT ME IN A VERY
DIFFICULT POSITION, CLYDE.
1336
00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:52,022
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T WORRY.
1337
00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,095
BECAUSE PRETTY SOON
I'M GONNA BE RUNNING REDMOND'S.
1338
00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,230
AJ:
HEY, CED,
WHERE YOU GOING, MAN?
1339
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,567
YOU WANNA DO A LITTLE WORK
FOR YOUR LAST DAY?
1340
01:00:03,567 --> 01:00:05,102
UH, NO. ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA
LEAVE A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.
1341
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:09,006
YOU DON'T MIND,
DO YOU WILF? LINDA?
1342
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:11,108
I NEED THE JACKET BACK,
CEDRIC.
1343
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,042
THE JACKET BACK?
1344
01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:15,445
STAYING TRUE TO FORM,
AREN'T WE?
1345
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,714
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN,
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.
1346
01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:18,683
THAT'S HOW YOU GET DEAD.
1347
01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,084
I NEED THE JACKET!
1348
01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,585
WELL, CALL THE POLICE THEN.
911.
1349
01:00:21,585 --> 01:00:22,787
BRRRRRRRING!
YEAH. HELLO, POLICE.
1350
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:26,857
YES, I HAVE A MAN DOWN HERE
WHO I PAY UNDER THE TABLE,
1351
01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:29,660
WHO'S ATTEMPTING TO LEAVE
WITH A CHEAP WINDBREAKER
1352
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:31,495
HE'S BEEN WEARING
FOR TWO AND HALF YEARS.
1353
01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:33,030
KEEP THE JACKET.
1354
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:36,033
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I FIGURED YOU'D SAY.
1355
01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:41,171
AJ:
SHIT, BUDDY.
1356
01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:44,975
CEDRIC:
HEY MAN,
I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO, MAN.
1357
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,476
GOOD WORKING WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
1358
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,613
AJ:
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
1359
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:49,880
CEDRIC:YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,
RIGHT?
1360
01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:53,784
ALL RIGHT, MAN, TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?
1361
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:58,723
SEE YOU AROUND,
BUDDY.
1362
01:00:58,723 --> 01:00:59,857
ARRIVEDERCI!
1363
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:04,795
(KNOCKING)
1364
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:30,520
CITY WORKER:
HEY, MAN,
THANKS FOR THE SMOKE.
1365
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,455
HEY, EXCUSE ME.
1366
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,459
YEAH.
1367
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:36,894
I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT A JOB
WITH THE CITY,
1368
01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:38,162
YOU NEED TO KNOW SOMEBODY?
1369
01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,563
YEAH. YEAH.
THAT'S HOW I GOT MY JOB.
1370
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:41,498
I'M TRYING TO, YOU KNOW,
HOOK A FRIEND OF MINE UP,
1371
01:01:41,498 --> 01:01:43,333
YOU KNOW?
DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE?
1372
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,068
I DON'T THINK SO.
I NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.
1373
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,203
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DO KNOW YOU.
1374
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,072
REDMOND'S FURNITURE COMMERCIAL.
1375
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:50,074
YEAH, YEAH, REDMOND'S.
YEAH, YEAH.
1376
01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:52,642
YOU'RE ON TV, MAN!
1377
01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:54,044
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY FORGOT
I WAS IN A COMMERCIAL.
1378
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,645
OH YEAH?
1379
01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:57,247
IT'S JUNK!
1380
01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:58,783
IT'S JUNK.
YEAH, YEAH.
1381
01:01:58,783 --> 01:02:01,051
CHECK IT OUT, YOU KNOW ME,
THEN YOU KNOW MY FRIEND TOO.
1382
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:01,952
HE'S THE OTHER GUY
IN THE COMMERCIAL;
1383
01:02:01,952 --> 01:02:02,987
HE'S THE BIG GUY.
1384
01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:05,022
OH YEAH, THE BIG GUY THAT'S
LIKE ALL AWKWARD AND SHIT?
1385
01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:07,324
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1386
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,692
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HELP US OUT
1387
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:09,593
AND KIND OF-
HEY, DO ME A FAVOUR.
1388
01:02:09,593 --> 01:02:10,160
CAN YOU DO "IT'S JUNK"
FOR ME?
1389
01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:11,896
COME ON, ONE TIME.
COME ON, MAN.
1390
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,197
COME ON, ONE TIME.
1391
01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:13,898
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1392
01:02:13,898 --> 01:02:15,399
IT'S JUNK!
1393
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,166
FUCK YEAH!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!
1394
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:19,236
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1395
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,170
I APPRECIATE IT.
AND MY FRIEND'S NAME IS CLYDE,
1396
01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:21,071
I'M GONNA WRITE HIS NUMBER
1397
01:02:22,172 --> 01:02:23,774
ON THE BACK OF THESE TICKETS,
OKAY?
1398
01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:25,242
NO PROMISES. I'LL SEE WHAT I
CAN DO THOUGH FOR YOU, OKAY?
1399
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,877
OKAY, THANK YOU, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.
1400
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:28,445
REMEMBER - CLYDE.
1401
01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:29,780
CITY WORKER:
CLYDE.
1402
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,881
CEDRIC:
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
THANKS, YO!
1403
01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,116
OH, THAT SMELLS GOOD.
1404
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,353
DID YOU GET A RECEIPT?
1405
01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:38,055
YUP.
ROCK AND ROLL.
1406
01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:49,066
HEY, BUDDY, YOU WANNA SEE
A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT?
1407
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,367
YOU BETTER GET
YOUR ASS DOWN
1408
01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:52,269
TO THE SONS OF ROCK SHOW
AT THE PALACE TONIGHT.
1409
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,070
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED
THE SONS OF ROCK.
1410
01:02:54,538 --> 01:02:55,439
I DON'T - AT ALL.
THEY FUCKING SUCK.
1411
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,374
BUT HERE'S
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
1412
01:02:57,374 --> 01:02:58,042
AS SOON AS DENNIS WALKS OFF
THE STAGE,
1413
01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:00,610
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL HIM.
1414
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,679
I'M GONNA RAM MY FIST
RIGHT DOWN HIS FUCKIN' THROAT,
1415
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:03,547
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
1416
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:05,682
WHY?
1417
01:03:05,682 --> 01:03:07,084
AJ:HE FUCKIN' TOLD WILF
I WAS DRINKING AT WORK.
1418
01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:07,952
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT FUCKIN'
SHIT?
1419
01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:09,053
WHO DOES THAT?
1420
01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:13,257
ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS DENNIS?
1421
01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:14,658
AM I-YEAH,
FUCKING POSITIVE.
1422
01:03:14,658 --> 01:03:17,361
WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
1423
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,595
I MEAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE
KNOW THAT YOU DRINK, AJ, SO...
1424
01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:20,630
WHAT? "A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW
I DRINK."
1425
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,166
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1426
01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:25,402
I'M JUST... I'M SAYING PEOPLE
KNOW THAT YOU'RE SOCIAL
1427
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,104
AND THAT YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
1428
01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:27,905
I MEAN,
YOU'RE VAN FOREMAN.
1429
01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:30,340
THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST
CONCERNED FOR YOUR SAFETY.
1430
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:31,308
OH... (LAUGHS)
THEY'RE CONCERNED.
1431
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:32,209
YOU KNOW, OKAY, RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1432
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:34,912
I APPRECIATE THE FACT
THAT EVERYONE'S CONCERNED
1433
01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:36,680
WITH WHO I'M FUCKING
AND HOW MUCH I DRINK,
1434
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,015
BUT LET ME MAKE SOMETHING
CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR TO YOU,
1435
01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:39,016
MAN, I'M FUCKING FINE-
1436
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:40,250
AJ! AJ! AJ!
1437
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,118
(AJ HONKS HORN)
FUCK!
1438
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,121
AGGGGHHHHHH!
1439
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:47,691
(VEHICLES SMASH,
CAR ALARMS BLARE)
1440
01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:48,525
AJ:
FUCK!
1441
01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:51,761
AJ, ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
1442
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:52,562
SHIT! YES!
1443
01:03:52,562 --> 01:03:53,597
FUCK!
1444
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,333
IT'S OKAY!
IT'S OKAY!
1445
01:03:56,733 --> 01:03:58,335
AGGHHH!
1446
01:03:58,768 --> 01:04:00,037
URRRGHH!
1447
01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:04,308
AJ, THERE'A DIRTY FRIGGIN'
STREET DOG AFTER THE CHICKEN!
1448
01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:06,376
HE STINKS, AJ!
1449
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:07,577
GET AWAY FROM
WILF'S CHICKEN!
1450
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,047
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO?
1451
01:04:10,047 --> 01:04:11,148
AJ, WHERE ARE-
1452
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:14,051
AGH! FUCK THE DOG
AND THE CHICKEN. GO.
1453
01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:14,851
GO, GO.
FUCKIN' GO, GO, GO, GO!
1454
01:04:19,223 --> 01:04:23,127
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT PUTTING THAT KNIFE
1455
01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,563
THROUGH LITTLE BUDDY'S FACE.
1456
01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:27,431
DENNIS:
IT'S CAKE FOR FUCK SAKE.
1457
01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:27,764
I DON'T CARE.
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.
1458
01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:28,798
OH MY GOD.
1459
01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:29,833
JESUS MURPHY.
1460
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:30,935
(PHONE RINGS)
1461
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:34,471
GOOD AFTERNOON, REDMOND'S.
LINDA SPEAKING.
1462
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,106
UH, LINDA,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
1463
01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,075
OH MY GOD, CLYDE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
1464
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,576
OKAY, CLYDE.
1465
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,112
CLYDE:
I'M FINE! WE'RE FINE!
1466
01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:43,981
OKAY, YOU'VE GOT US
BOTH ON THE LINE.
1467
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:45,049
WILF?
1468
01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:47,117
WHAT HAPPENED?
1469
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:48,953
AJ CRASHED THE TRUCK
AND SMASHED THREE CARS
1470
01:04:48,953 --> 01:04:50,487
AND THEN THE SHITTY, SHITTY
STREET DOG CAME INTO THE CAB
1471
01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:51,355
AND STARTED EATING UP
ALL YOUR CHICKEN,
1472
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:54,458
AND A BUNCH OF CRAP CAME OUT
THE BACK OF THE TRUCK
1473
01:04:56,293 --> 01:04:57,494
AND THEN ALL THESE PEOPLE
STARTED TAKING IT.
1474
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:58,062
HEY! HEY, PEOPLE!
DON'T TAKE THAT STUFF!
1475
01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,029
THAT'S NOT YOUR STUFF!
1476
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:01,999
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, CLYDE.
CAN YOU PUT ALEX ON?
1477
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:03,167
AJ'S NOT HERE;
HE RAN AWAY. HE RAN.
1478
01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:03,600
WILF:
OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, CLYDE,
1479
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:07,171
ARE THE POLICE THERE YET?
1480
01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:08,205
NO. NO POLICE YET.
1481
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,176
DENNIS, YOU NEED TO FUCK
RIGHT OFF.
1482
01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:14,011
OKAY, AND ARE YOU CLOSE
TO THE TRUCK?
1483
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,179
YEAH,
I'M RIGHT NEXT IT.
1484
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:17,081
THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING
ALL THIS CRAP.
1485
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,148
GOOD, CLYDE.
1486
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:19,984
UM, HERE'S WHAT
I NEED YOU TO DO.
1487
01:05:19,984 --> 01:05:21,618
(SIREN WAILS IN THE DISTANCE)
1488
01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:30,660
THANK GOD NO ONE WAS HURT.
1489
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,063
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1490
01:05:33,063 --> 01:05:34,798
NEVER MIND.
1491
01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,833
PUT ON YOUR HEADPHONES
AND GO PRACTICE THE GUITAR.
1492
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,368
(HUFFS)
GLADLY.
1493
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:48,312
LINDA, THE BASIC PRINCIPLE OF
INSURANCE IS CONSENT.
1494
01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:51,548
NO CONSENT,
NO INSURANCE.
1495
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:52,349
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND.
1496
01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:54,618
WATCH AND LEARN, LINDA,
PAPER TRAIL.
1497
01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:56,686
(SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE)
1498
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:11,468
WILF! WILF! WILF!
1499
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:20,544
STAY, LITTLE BUDDY.
1500
01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:27,217
HOW ARE YOU?
JUST STAY CALM.
1501
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:28,652
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
1502
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:29,086
OKAY, DEEP BREATH.
1503
01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:30,354
MR. REDMOND.
1504
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:33,323
YES.
1505
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,459
DETECTIVE GRAEME HOPKINS.
1506
01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,726
LINDA OH, DETECTIVE,
HI, I'M LINDA.
1507
01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:38,562
I BELIEVE THAT WE WERE SPEAKING
ON THE PHONE.
1508
01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,264
I'M THE ONE THAT CALLED
IN THE STOLEN TRUCK.
1509
01:06:40,264 --> 01:06:41,665
I DON'T THINK
YOU WERE TALKING TO ME,
1510
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,633
BUT THAT IS WHY I'M HERE.
WE FOUND IT.
1511
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,235
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO'D
WANNA STEAL YOUR TRUCK?
1512
01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:46,403
YES, INDEED, WE DO.
1513
01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,472
UH, WE FIRED ONE
OF OUR MOVERS RECENTLY,
1514
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:51,375
FOR HIS SECOND DRINKING
AND DRIVING INFRACTION.
1515
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,043
LINDA:
ANGER ISSUES.
1516
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,346
OH, HE'S UH,
OUT OF CONTROL.
HE'S A WOMANIZER.
1517
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,248
YEAH, DIFFICULT,
DIFFICULT FELLOW. VOLATILE.
1518
01:06:58,248 --> 01:07:00,417
BUT HE, UH,
HE LEFT SOMETIME TODAY
1519
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,151
AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE,
HAVE WE, LINDA?
1520
01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:03,787
NO, NO,
WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
1521
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:04,788
HE, UH, HE'S GONE AND UH,
1522
01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:05,955
I BELIEVE IT WOULD'VE BEEN
JUST HIM IN THE TRUCK ONLY.
1523
01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:07,591
YEAH, OKAY.
1524
01:07:08,992 --> 01:07:09,459
HMM.
ANYONE ELSE WITH ANY REASON?
1525
01:07:11,295 --> 01:07:13,430
UH, NO.
NOT REALLY, NO.
1526
01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:14,364
HIS NAME IS
ALEX JOHN BENNING.
1527
01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:16,933
A-L-E-X J-O-H-N
B-E-N-N-I-N-G.
1528
01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:19,569
ALEX JOHN BENNING.
1529
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:21,771
PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY.
THAT'S HIS NAME.
1530
01:07:21,771 --> 01:07:22,739
(PANTING)
1531
01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:39,189
(GULPING)
1532
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:44,228
(EXHALES)
1533
01:07:44,961 --> 01:07:48,298
(HEAVY BREATHING)
1534
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:11,621
(BANGING ON THE DOOR)
1535
01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:13,457
WHOO-HOO-HOOO!
1536
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,595
HOLY FUCK.
THAT WAS WILD.
1537
01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:19,596
PRETTY WILD.
1538
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:26,636
EEEEEH!
1539
01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:27,571
BOOM! WHOO!
1540
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,409
(BELCHES)
1541
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:35,679
YOU TALK TO WILF?
1542
01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:37,447
YEP.
1543
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,648
DID YOU TELL HIM
I WAS IN ON IT?
1544
01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:40,950
NO, NO. NO-NO-NO.
1545
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:41,518
YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY!
PHOW!
1546
01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:47,791
WHAT'D HE SAY?
1547
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,393
HE SAID TO GO HOME
AND NOT TO TALK TO ANYONE
1548
01:08:49,393 --> 01:08:53,730
OR TELL ANYONE WHAT HAPPENED
1549
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,400
AND TO MAKE SURE TO PULL THE
INSURANCE AND THE REGISTRATION
1550
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,135
OUT OF THE TRUCK,
AND TO GO HOME.
1551
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,637
HE SAID WHAT THE FUCK?
1552
01:09:01,838 --> 01:09:03,873
HE SAID TO GO HOME
AND THEN UM...
1553
01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:05,542
TO NOT TALK AND TO-TO DESTROY
THE INSURANCE AND REGISTRATION.
1554
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,878
DESTROY THE...
WHY? YOU GOT IT?
1555
01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:10,580
YEAH.
1556
01:09:13,183 --> 01:09:18,054
SEE, THEN WHY THE FUCK...
1557
01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,289
WHY THE FUCK
WOULD HE SAY THAT?
1558
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:20,457
IT'S NOT EXPIRED, BUD!
1559
01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:28,164
HERE LITTLE WILFY WILFY...
WILF.
1560
01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:29,633
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
1561
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:39,909
FUCKING DENNIS, MAN!
1562
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:40,644
ALL ROADS LEAD BACK
TO FUCKING DENNIS!
1563
01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:43,480
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
1564
01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:45,615
I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THAT SHOW
1565
01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:46,216
AND I'M GONNA BUST
HIS FUCKING FINGERS!
1566
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,319
GIVE HIM A LITTLE TIME AWAY
FROM THE GUITAR
1567
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:49,919
AND A LITTLE TIME TO THING
ABOUT HOW HE FUCKED UP
1568
01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:51,888
MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1569
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,491
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, AJ?
1570
01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:54,924
MAYBE YOU JUST CALM DOWN
A LITTLE BIT.
1571
01:09:56,793 --> 01:09:57,927
YOU KNOW AJ, WHY DON'T WE
JUST CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT
1572
01:09:57,927 --> 01:09:59,128
LIKE WE JUST WATCH TV
AND MYABE THERE IS GAME-
1573
01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:02,566
BOOM!
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!
1574
01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:03,667
AJ, NO MORE RUNNING.
1575
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:05,502
("EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYS)
1576
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:25,989
♪
1577
01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:35,399
HAND RIGHT HERE.
1578
01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:36,633
GO AHEAD.
1579
01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:43,507
♪ Risin' up,
back on the street ♪
1580
01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:43,907
♪ Did my time,
took my chances ♪
1581
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:48,478
♪ Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet ♪
1582
01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:54,651
♪ Just a man and his will
to survive ♪
1583
01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:56,553
♪ So many times,
it happens too fast ♪
1584
01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:01,525
♪ You trade your passion
for glory ♪
1585
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:06,463
♪ Don't lose your grip
on the dreams of the past ♪
1586
01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:11,401
FUCKING DOUCHE BAG.
1587
01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:12,669
♪ You must fight
just to keep them alive ♪
1588
01:11:14,338 --> 01:11:15,339
♪ It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight ♪
1589
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,944
♪ Risin' up to the challenge
of our rival ♪
1590
01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:23,547
♪ And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night ♪
1591
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:29,653
♪ And he's watching us all
with the... ♪
1592
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:31,521
♪ Eye of the tiger ♪
1593
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,624
OH, FUCK! FUCK!
1594
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,561
HEY.
HI.
1595
01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:41,931
I'M GREAT.
LIN, ARE YOU OKAY.
1596
01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,801
HOW ARE YOU?
1597
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:46,770
HOLLY SHIT UH...
GOOD, GOOD.
1598
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:47,571
ARE YOU OKAY 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN
CALLING YOU ALL DAY
1599
01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:50,106
AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
ANSWERING YOUR PHONE
1600
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:51,641
AND I WAS WORRIED.
1601
01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:52,776
WE PANICKED, OKAY?
I PANICKED AND RUN.
1602
01:11:52,776 --> 01:11:54,177
BUT I COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH
WITH ANYBODY SO...
1603
01:11:54,177 --> 01:11:56,079
YOU KNOW, NOW I'M HERE,
1604
01:11:56,079 --> 01:11:57,447
I FIGURED I MIGHT RUN
INTO YOU HERE
1605
01:11:57,447 --> 01:11:58,382
AND JUST CLEAR THINGS UP.
BUT I...
1606
01:11:58,382 --> 01:11:58,815
I LOVE YOU...
(CHUCKLE) JUST KIDDING!
1607
01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,654
I'M JOKING.
1608
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:06,255
I WANNA KNOW
IF YOU WERE DRINKING.
1609
01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:07,824
NO, I WAS DRIVING, LINDA.
1610
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,593
I WASN'T DRINKING.
NO, COME ON.
1611
01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:11,661
CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING THOUGH?
1612
01:12:12,295 --> 01:12:14,297
YES.
1613
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:15,399
WE'RE INSURED, RIGHT?
1614
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:16,400
YES.
1615
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,234
RIGHT.
1616
01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:19,569
AJ WE'RE INSURED.
1617
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:24,874
YEAH! WHOOOOO!
1618
01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:27,977
HEY! YOU SOUND FRINGIN'
AWESOME, MAN!
1619
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,013
THE GUITAR SOUNDS GREAT!
1620
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,816
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
1621
01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:33,917
SORRY. WHAT?
1622
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,755
SERIOUSLY AJ, DID OUR TIME
TOGETHER MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
1623
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:39,789
WHAT?
1624
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:42,692
BECAUSE YOU SAID IT DID.
1625
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,227
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID?
YES.
1626
01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,295
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
1627
01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:47,664
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
1628
01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:49,165
I REMEMBER EXACTLY
WHAT I SAID, OKAY?
1629
01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,667
AND YES, I MEANT IT.
1630
01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:52,669
LET'S RELAX
AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1631
01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:54,538
LISTEN TO THIS SHITTY BAND.
(CHUCKLE)
1632
01:12:58,307 --> 01:13:03,079
AJ:COME HERE.
I'M COMING IN FOR ONE.
1633
01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:04,681
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
COME HERE.
1634
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:05,615
COMING IN FOR THE REAL THING
RIGHT NOW YOU.
1635
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:07,584
SHHHH-SHHH-SHHH.
CALM DOWN.
1636
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:12,121
LISTEN LET'S UH,
SEE THAT TABLE OVER THERE?
1637
01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:19,362
RIGHT THERE.
1638
01:13:19,362 --> 01:13:21,030
I WANT YOU TO SIT IN THAT CHAIR
AND I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE,
1639
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:22,699
AND WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
1640
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:23,667
OKAY?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE UPSET.
1641
01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:25,368
LET'S GO RIGHT OVER THERE.
1642
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:27,103
I'M GONNA BRING YOU WINE.
1643
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,472
I'M GONNA MEET YOU
RIGHT THERE, OKAY?
1644
01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,073
OKAY?
YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT.
1645
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,508
THANK YOU.
1646
01:13:31,508 --> 01:13:32,576
CAREFUL.
CAREFUL.
1647
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,078
RIGHT THERE.
1648
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:37,681
(SONG ENDS, CROWD CHEERS)
1649
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:39,549
HOW YOU DOING THERE, LADIES?
1650
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:45,455
IS IT HOT, DO YOU GIRLS NEED
SOME DRINK TICKETS?
1651
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,790
DENNIS!
1652
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:48,592
OOF!
1653
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:49,092
YOU FUCK!
YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
1654
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:52,829
ALL RIGHT! OKAY!
OKAY. OKAY.
1655
01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:57,066
HE FUCKING TOOK A SWING AT ME.
TAKE IT EASY.
1656
01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,435
ALL RIGHT, AJ!
1657
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:01,671
YOU WANNA MESS
WITH THE BIG DAWGS?!
1658
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,439
FUCK YOU!
OOF!
1659
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,375
NO DENNIS!
STOP! STOP, MAN!
1660
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,777
OWWW!
1661
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:08,678
WHY DID YOU HIT ME, MAN?!
1662
01:14:09,513 --> 01:14:11,014
LINDA GET OFF HIM!
1663
01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:12,115
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH
MY BROTHER!
1664
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,016
WE'RE COOL!
YEAH, WE'RE COOL!
1665
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,718
COME ON! GET OFF!
LET GO OF HER!
1666
01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:17,053
HANDS OFF, MISTER!
1667
01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:17,954
AJ, DENNIS WASN'T THE ONE WHO
TOLD WILF YOU WERE DRINKING -
1668
01:14:18,522 --> 01:14:19,689
IT WAS ME.
1669
01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:21,658
LINDA:
WHAT?
1670
01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:23,292
I-I TOLD HIM.
1671
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,394
OH, YOU KIDDING ME, MAN.
1672
01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,395
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
TO WILF, YOU MEAT-SACK!
1673
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:28,431
FUCK YOU!
1674
01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:30,033
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, CLYDE!
1675
01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:31,034
HOW COULD YOU
DO THAT TO ME?
1676
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:31,868
I'M SORRY AJ,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
1677
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:32,836
YOU SOLD ME OUT, MAN.
1678
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,872
CLYDE:
I'M SORRY, DENNIS,
I'M SORRY.
1679
01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,340
YOU KNOW, GET THIS FUCKING
ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE!
1680
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:37,707
MAN:YOU DON'T FUCK
WITH THE SET!
1681
01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:39,275
OOF!
1682
01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:41,144
LINDA, YOU KNOW,
JUST LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO!
1683
01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:43,012
TWO KEITHS!
1684
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:43,780
CAN I HAVE ONE?
THREE KEITHS!
1685
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,115
IS ONE OF THOSE FOR ME?
1686
01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:47,150
OH, FUCKING
FOUR KEITHS THEN!
1687
01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:48,084
I ONLY GET FIVE!
1688
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:55,692
LISTEN THANKS FOR LOADING
THE VAN TONIGHT, CLYDE.
1689
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:56,726
OH NO WORRIES.
HERE.
1690
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:57,861
THERE YOU GO.
1691
01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:00,630
YOU GUYS WERE GREAT.
1692
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:01,097
YOU GUYS WERE JUST
GREAT TONIGHT.
1693
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,568
AND-AND DENNIS I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT AJ AND THE WHOLE THING.
1694
01:15:04,568 --> 01:15:06,670
I FEEL LIKE THAT
WAS MY FAULT, YOU KNOW.
1695
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:07,771
BOTTOM LIKE IS, CLYDE,
YOU MANNED UP TONIGHT.
1696
01:15:07,771 --> 01:15:09,338
YOU ADMITTED
WHAT YOU HAD TO.
1697
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:10,173
AND BECAUSE OF THAT
I'M GIVING YOU THIS
1698
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,107
YOU EARNED THAT.
1699
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,509
I CAN KEEP THIS?
1700
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:17,647
THAT'S YOURS FOR KEEPS.
1701
01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:19,683
THANKS, MAN.
1702
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,118
GREAT WELL, ALL RIGHT.
1703
01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:24,688
WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING NOW?
1704
01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:27,223
I THINK WE GONNA BRING THESE
LADIES OUT FOR A FEW DRINKS
1705
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:30,059
SEE IF WE CAN GET THEM
FUCKED UP.
1706
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:32,128
OKAY.
1707
01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:32,829
WELL, YOU KNOW, I CAN PROBABLY
ROCK A FEW DRINKS
1708
01:15:33,563 --> 01:15:35,431
WITH YOU GUYS OR...
1709
01:15:35,431 --> 01:15:36,065
I DON'T THINK WE GOT ROOM
IN THE VAN, CLYDE.
1710
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:39,703
OKAY. YEAH.
1711
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,141
I MEAN, YOU SAW HOW MUCH
SHIT WE GOT IN THERE.
1712
01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:46,242
THERE IS THE DRUMS
AND THE AMPS
1713
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,812
AND THE CHICKS
WE'RE TRYING TO BANG.
1714
01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:50,013
I DIDN'T-
I WAS JUST JOKING.
1715
01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:52,048
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1716
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,817
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO GUYS.
1717
01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,952
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1718
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:56,586
MAN:
TIME TO GO HOME, FOLKS!
1719
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,026
(SLOW RENDITION)
* Risin' up,
back on the street ♪
1720
01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:05,929
♪ Did my time,
took my chances ♪
1721
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:16,072
♪ Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet ♪
1722
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:17,140
♪ Just a man and his will
to survive ♪
1723
01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:26,282
♪ So many times,
it happens too fast ♪
1724
01:16:29,218 --> 01:16:32,622
♪ You trade your passion
for glory ♪
1725
01:16:35,491 --> 01:16:38,695
♪ Don't lose your grip
on the dreams of the past ♪
1726
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:40,664
♪ You must fight
just to keep them alive ♪
1727
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:45,334
HEY LITTLE, BUDDY.
1728
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,106
YOU OKAY?
1729
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,708
WHERE IS WILF?
1730
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:21,004
HOLLY SHIT!
(GULPS)
1731
01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:21,871
DOG:
DAMN BOY!
1732
01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:25,208
LITTLE BUDDY...
IS IT ALL REALLY HAPPENING?
1733
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,209
PLEASE,
PLEASE DON'T FLY AWAY.
1734
01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,113
GET DOWN RIGHT NOW.
1735
01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:32,381
(EMOTIONAL SIGH)
HOLLY FRANK.
1736
01:17:33,549 --> 01:17:34,650
LITTLE BUDDY.
1737
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,889
DOG:
LITTLE BUDDY,
MOTHERFUCKER!
1738
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:41,457
LITTLE BUDDY,
COME BACK!
1739
01:17:41,457 --> 01:17:42,325
YOU CAN'T-YOU CAN'T FLY AWAY
BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOG FLYING.
1740
01:17:43,626 --> 01:17:48,732
OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY?
1741
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:54,337
WHERE IS LITTLE BUDDY?
1742
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,905
CLYDE?
WHERE IS LITTLE BUDDY?
1743
01:17:56,472 --> 01:17:58,341
I-I DON'T KNOW.
1744
01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:00,109
WHERE IS LITTLE BUDDY?
1745
01:18:00,944 --> 01:18:01,845
HE DIDN'T GET OUT, DID HE?
1746
01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,015
THERE IS TRAFFIC OUT THERE.
1747
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:06,983
I DON'T KNOW IF HE GOT OUT.
1748
01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:08,017
WHERE IS HE, CLYDE?
1749
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,019
I DON'T KNOW.
IF HE-IF HE WAS FRYING OR NOT,
1750
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:12,621
BUT HE'S-BECAUSE HE'S A DOG
SO THERE IS NO WINGS.
1751
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:14,257
LITTLE BUDDY...
1752
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:17,493
(CRYING)
WHERE IS HE?
1753
01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:18,962
BUDDY?
1754
01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:20,997
LITTLE BUDDY!
1755
01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:23,867
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!
1756
01:18:23,867 --> 01:18:25,068
DON'T TRUST WILF,
1757
01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:26,770
HE KILLED BIGGIE AND TUPAC.
1758
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:31,374
YOU'RE GONNA END UP WORKING
FOR REDMAN'S FOREVER.
1759
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,009
YOU GOTTA KNOW SOMEBODY
IF YOU WANNA WORK FOR THE CITY.
1760
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:36,245
WHERE IS LITTLE BUDDY?
1761
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,014
AND WHAT IS HE EATING?
HEH?
1762
01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:41,417
EATING MORE RUBBER BANDS
AND SHIT?
1763
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:42,151
HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO DIGEST THAT SHIT, MAN!
1764
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:44,387
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
1765
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:46,722
WHERE IS LITTLE BUDDY?
1766
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:50,393
(KIDS LAUGHING)
1767
01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:56,365
HEY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?!
1768
01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:57,666
GET OUT OF HERE?
GO TO SCHOOLS.
1769
01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:59,302
(KIDS RUN, SCREAMING)
1770
01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,004
(VACUUM WHIRS)
1771
01:19:05,775 --> 01:19:09,278
WILF:
LINDA!
1772
01:19:10,814 --> 01:19:12,548
LINDA.
OOH! YES, WILF.
1773
01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:14,083
YOU'RE BOTHER CLYDE IS ON
DISPLAY IN THE FRONT WINDOW.
1774
01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:15,785
WHAT?
1775
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:16,886
CLYDE! CLYDE.
1776
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:22,859
HONEY, I'M SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU IN ONCE PIECE,
1777
01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:23,927
BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
1778
01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:26,462
HONEY, WAKE UP!
1779
01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:27,630
THE STORE IS GONNA OPEN
IN LIKE TEN MINUTES.
1780
01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:28,965
FRIG OFF, LIN.
1781
01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:31,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1782
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,001
DID YOU SLEEP HERE
ALL NIGHT?
1783
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:34,537
WHAT TIME IS IT?
1784
01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,471
TEN AFTER NINE.
1785
01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:38,574
WAIT. CLYDE I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
1786
01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:40,109
CLYDE!
1787
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,513
GOTTA SANITIZE
THIS DAMN COUCH.
1788
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:45,248
CAN I GET YOU
YOUR MORNING COFFEE, WILF?
1789
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:49,218
WHERE THE HELL
IS HE GOING?
1790
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:50,920
I DON'T KNOW.
1791
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:19,015
HEY! YOU MADE IT!
ALL RIGHT!
1792
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:19,515
I WOULDN'T MISS IT!
ALL RIGHT!
1793
01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:24,020
NEW SONS OF ROCK SHIT,
RIGHT?
1794
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,188
YEAH.
WHACK!
1795
01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:27,523
HEY, CLYDE YOU MADE IT?
HI.
1796
01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:29,192
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
HERE IS SOME HOMEMADE LASAGNA.
1797
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:32,395
OH, THANKS, CHRISTINE.
1798
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:33,897
AND HERE IS SOME PARMESAN
YOU CAN SPRINKLE ON IT
1799
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:36,265
AFTER YOU MICROWAVE IT.
1800
01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:37,800
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE CARE, CLYDE.
1801
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,068
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
1802
01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:40,069
THAT WAS OUR LUNCH.
1803
01:20:43,106 --> 01:20:43,839
CHRISTINE:
OH, CEDRIC.
1804
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:46,876
HEY, DON'T-DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, MAN.
1805
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,144
YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE.
1806
01:20:48,144 --> 01:20:49,812
HEY, LISTEN MAN,
I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN.
1807
01:20:49,812 --> 01:20:51,014
OKAY, I'LL MISS YOU.
1808
01:20:51,014 --> 01:20:53,682
I'LL MISS YOU TOO.
1809
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,351
WHEN WE GET DOWN THERE AND I'M
TAKE SOME PICTURES AND STUFF
1810
01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:56,285
AND WE'LL SEND THEM UP,
YOU KNOW.
1811
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,188
YOU AND THE GUYS CAN SEE
HOW WE'RE DOING.
1812
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,023
I'LL CALL YOU.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
1813
01:21:00,023 --> 01:21:01,390
THANK YOU, MAN.
1814
01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:15,138
HEY LOOK, MAN,
I-I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M OUT.
1815
01:21:15,138 --> 01:21:16,405
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
1816
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:18,141
(BUS RUMBLES OFF)
1817
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:22,578
♪
1818
01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:35,191
♪
1819
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:48,304
(CHUCKLES)
1820
01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:06,589
DENNIS:
OH, WHOA CLYDE!
COME ON, MAN.
1821
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:08,024
YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT,
THAT WAS ON THE FLOOR.
1822
01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:08,691
LITTLE BUDDY WOULDN'T EAT THAT,
1823
01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:11,394
HE'S GOT MORE DIGNITY THEN YOU
AND HE'S A FRUITY LITTLE DOG.
1824
01:22:11,394 --> 01:22:16,265
LOOK MAN, WHAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY?
1825
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,234
I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT IT.
1826
01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:19,602
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
1827
01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:21,537
ALL RIGHT, CLYDE.
1828
01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:23,239
I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST
WITH ME, MAN.
1829
01:22:23,239 --> 01:22:25,408
HOW DID THE MIX
SOUND LAST NIGHT
1830
01:22:25,408 --> 01:22:27,176
DON'T TELL ME,
LET ME GUESS
1831
01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:28,811
THERE WAS TOO MUCH BASE
AND DRUMS RIGHT AND VOCAL.
1832
01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:29,545
THERE IS ALWAYS
TOO MUCH VOCAL.
1833
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:32,348
CLYDE WHAT IS THIS?
1834
01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:33,149
YEAH,
I DROPPED MY FOOD.
1835
01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:36,819
HONEY,
THAT IS JUST DIRTY.
1836
01:22:36,819 --> 01:22:37,720
DENNIS:
SEE, YOUR BOYFRIEND, AJ,
GOT ARRESTED LAST NIGHT.
1837
01:22:38,988 --> 01:22:39,555
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND
AND THAT'S FINE
1838
01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:41,957
BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY NOT
ON THE SCHEDULE TODAY
1839
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,826
LISTEN I HAVE GOOD NEWS
1840
01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,394
I THINK I CAN GET YOU OUT
BY THREE OR FOUR ON SATURDAY
1841
01:22:45,394 --> 01:22:47,463
AND GIVE YOU HALF A DAY
OF SUNDAY OFF.
1842
01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:50,299
FINISH UP.
WILF WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
1843
01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:52,535
DO NOT TOUCH
MY BROTHERS FOOD.
1844
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:57,240
I MEAN IT.
1845
01:22:58,241 --> 01:23:01,377
CLYDE, SIT DOWN.
RELAX.
1846
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,983
OLAY. OKAY.
SO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT-
1847
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,886
WILF I NEED TO TALK.
1848
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:13,422
YOU SENT ME BACK TO THE TRUCK
TO TAKE THE INSURANCE OUT.
1849
01:23:13,422 --> 01:23:16,559
I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
1850
01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:19,462
BUT YOU USED ME.
1851
01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:21,997
I-I FLED THE SCENE
OF AN ACCIDENT.
1852
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,132
I CAN GO TO JAIL
FOR THAT.
1853
01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:24,733
NO.
NO. NO WAY.
1854
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:25,368
CLYDE, YOU HAD DONE
NOTHING WRONG.
1855
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:29,405
YOU GONNA GET OFF SCOT-FREE.
1856
01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:33,042
AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T NEED
THIS ON YOUR RECORD.
1857
01:23:33,042 --> 01:23:34,577
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
1858
01:23:34,577 --> 01:23:35,811
AND YOU DID DESTROY THOSE
INSURANCE PAPERS, RIGHT?
1859
01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:37,380
WELL, NO.
1860
01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,616
AJ TOOK THEM FROM ME
BEFORE I COULD DO THAT.
1861
01:23:40,616 --> 01:23:41,984
WHA?
1862
01:23:41,984 --> 01:23:43,652
HE TOOK IT.
1863
01:23:43,652 --> 01:23:45,388
OH GOD.
WHAT?
1864
01:23:45,388 --> 01:23:47,490
NO IT'S OKAY,
WE'RE GONNA HANDLE THIS.
1865
01:23:47,490 --> 01:23:48,191
DENNIS:
LINDA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE
THE SCHEDULE, BABE.
1866
01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:50,759
I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF GIGS
NEXT WEEK.
1867
01:23:50,759 --> 01:23:51,026
NOT NOW, DENNIS.
1868
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,795
WELL, WHEN THEN?
1869
01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,230
LINDA I NEED THE WEEKEND OFF.
1870
01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:55,064
OH, CLYDE WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS.
1871
01:23:55,064 --> 01:23:56,765
MY APOLOGIES, CLYDE.
1872
01:23:56,765 --> 01:23:58,267
I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT,
1873
01:23:58,267 --> 01:23:59,034
BUT WE NEED YOU
THIS WEEKEND.
1874
01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:10,413
I QUIT.
1875
01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,550
AND I NEED YOU TO WRITE ME
A REFERENCE LETTER.
1876
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,085
(SIGHS)
1877
01:24:16,085 --> 01:24:17,052
W-WAIT! WAIT A SECOND.
1878
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,023
LOOK, LOOK,
I KNOW THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN
1879
01:24:21,023 --> 01:24:22,091
I LITTLE BUMPY AROUND HERE
1880
01:24:22,091 --> 01:24:23,058
BUT CLYDE, COME ON!
1881
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:25,561
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF I MADE YOU THE VAN FOREMAN?
1882
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,431
WOULD YOU STAY?
MORE PAY. MORE RESPONSIBILITY.
1883
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,336
DENNIS:WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING
SERIOUS?!
1884
01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:36,172
WHAT? YOU GONNA PROMOTE
THIS RETARD OVER ME?
1885
01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:37,573
CLYDE HERE IS WORTH TEN OF YOU,
1886
01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:40,609
YOU NO TALENT,
PIECE OF SHIT WANNABE.
1887
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:41,577
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY
SIGHT!
1888
01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:43,546
AND YOU PUT YOUR
EARPHONES ON.
1889
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,915
JESUS WILF, YOU GOT NO ROCK
AND ROLL IN YOU, YOU KNOW.
1890
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:50,486
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ROCK
AND ROLL TOTEM
1891
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,020
THERE IS BIEBER
AND THEN DR. PHIL
1892
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,889
AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE HERE.
1893
01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:54,490
SORRY CLYDE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1894
01:24:58,194 --> 01:24:59,562
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE OUR NEW DRIVER?!
1895
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:02,064
NO.
1896
01:25:02,064 --> 01:25:02,565
DIDN'T YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?
1897
01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:04,833
DOES ANYBODY LISTEN?
AT ALL?
1898
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,101
I QUIT!
1899
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:09,605
AND I NEED YOU TO WRITE
ME REFERENCE -
1900
01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:10,038
A GOOD ONE.
1901
01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:11,507
I'VE EARNED IT.
1902
01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:12,575
WILF...
1903
01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,214
WILF I'M SORRY TO LEAVE YOU
WITH NOBODY.
1904
01:25:18,214 --> 01:25:20,483
NO.
CLYDE DON'T WORRY.
1905
01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:22,685
THERE ARE SOME EXCELLENT
CANDIDATES ON THEIR WAY IN...
1906
01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,190
RIGHT NOW.
1907
01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:29,592
CLYDE...
1908
01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,059
WILF, I DON'T NEED YOU
TO WRITE ME A CHEQUE
1909
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:31,860
I JUST WANT A REFERENCE.
1910
01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:34,597
POLICE:
MR. EDMOND, LINDA.
1911
01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:36,532
WE FOUND YOUR GUY.
1912
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:39,935
AJ BENNING, DOWNTOWN DRUNKEN
ON ASSAULT LAST NIGHT.
1913
01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:41,304
WEIRD THING IS WE FOUND
A SECOND SET
1914
01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:43,506
OF INSURANCE PAPERS
ON HIS PERSON.
1915
01:25:43,506 --> 01:25:45,674
HE TOLD US THAT
THE VALID INSURANCE
1916
01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:48,777
BE REMOVED FROM THE VEHICLE
AND DESTROYED.
1917
01:25:48,777 --> 01:25:50,313
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HAVING
TWO SETS OF INSURANCE
1918
01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:51,580
ON THE SAME VEHICLE, HMM?
1919
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:53,516
(GULP)
1920
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,320
DETECTIVE, WOULD YOU
GIVE ME MOMENT PLEASE. LINDA.
1921
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:05,093
MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
1922
01:26:05,093 --> 01:26:07,730
I WANNA SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
1923
01:26:07,730 --> 01:26:10,933
CLYDE, I'M GONNA WRITE
YOU A LETTER OF REFERENCE,
1924
01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:14,670
A GLOWING LETTER OF REFERENCE.
1925
01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:17,340
BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR YEARS
DEVOTION HERE AT REDMOND'S,
1926
01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:19,308
AND UH,
I HOPE THIS LITTLE SOMETHING
1927
01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:23,746
WILL HELP YOU GET THOUGH
THE IN BETWEEN.
1928
01:26:23,746 --> 01:26:25,414
I THINK THERE IS A SEVERANCE -
YOU, YOU DESERVE IT
1929
01:26:29,452 --> 01:26:34,122
OH, THAT'S VERY KIND
OF YOU WILF.
1930
01:26:34,122 --> 01:26:34,890
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
CLYDE.
1931
01:26:35,824 --> 01:26:37,593
YOU'RE GONNA DO OKAY.
1932
01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:39,428
WE HAD A BIT OF A TRAGEDY
1933
01:26:41,564 --> 01:26:43,266
MR. REDMOND RECENTLY
LOST HIS WIFE,
1934
01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:45,033
SO THINGS HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE.
1935
01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:47,002
I'M SORRY.
HE'S CONFUSED.
1936
01:26:47,002 --> 01:26:47,570
SO WE GONNA GET THIS
SORTED ALL OUT.
1937
01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:49,738
OKAY. GOOD. GOOD.
1938
01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:50,806
THANKS, CLYDE.
1939
01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:55,077
LISTEN I KNOW YOU'VE HAD
YOUR EYE ON THOSE BUNK BEDS
1940
01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:56,545
FOR YOUR KIDS AND...
1941
01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:57,513
THEY'RE YOURS TAKE THEM.
1942
01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:01,016
♪ It's the Eye of the tiger ♪
1943
01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:01,917
BEST OF LUCK.
1944
01:27:05,688 --> 01:27:06,522
♪ Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival ♪
1945
01:27:07,623 --> 01:27:08,824
♪ And the last known survivor ♪
1946
01:27:12,261 --> 01:27:12,928
♪ Stalks his prey in the night ♪
1947
01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:16,499
♪ And he's watching us
all with the... ♪
1948
01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,469
♪ Eye of the tiger ♪
1949
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:37,586
♪ Face to face,
out in the heat ♪
1950
01:27:40,323 --> 01:27:43,459
♪ Hangin' tough,
stayin' hungry ♪
1951
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:50,065
♪ They stack the odds
Still we take to the street ♪
1952
01:27:50,065 --> 01:27:54,202
(CAR HONKS)
1953
01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:54,903
♪ For the kill with the skill
to survive ♪
1954
01:27:55,338 --> 01:27:57,473
AGHHHHH!
1955
01:27:58,273 --> 01:27:59,608
BOY:
THE MONSTER!
1956
01:28:00,543 --> 01:28:01,477
GIRL:
HI DADDY!
1957
01:28:04,447 --> 01:28:05,514
(SCREAMING)
1958
01:28:05,514 --> 01:28:06,615
(SCARY SOUNDS)
1959
01:28:09,552 --> 01:28:13,356
HEY! COME HERE, BETH!
1960
01:28:14,490 --> 01:28:14,857
HEY WHAT'S UP, RYAN?
HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?!
1961
01:28:17,393 --> 01:28:18,927
OHHH.
1962
01:28:18,927 --> 01:28:20,929
HEY,
HOW ARE YOU DOING, BRENDA?
1963
01:28:20,929 --> 01:28:22,498
YEAHHH! WHOOOO!
1964
01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:23,532
BOTH:
WOW!
1965
01:28:31,574 --> 01:28:35,978
WOW! YOU REALLY CHANGED IT,
CLYDE.
1966
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:36,845
THANK YOU!
1967
01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:41,917
HEY,
HAVE FUN WITH DADDY, GUYS.
1968
01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:43,819
KIDS:
BYE.
1969
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:47,356
ALL RIGHT GUYS, WHO WANTS
TO OPEN SOME PRESENTS?
1970
01:28:48,357 --> 01:28:49,492
COME HERE, BETH.
1971
01:28:53,028 --> 01:28:53,796
OKAY, THIS ONE,
I THINK THIS IS FOR YOU.
1972
01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:57,232
(PHONE RINGS,
ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
1973
01:28:57,232 --> 01:28:59,602
HEY CLYDE,
MY NAME IS JOEY DUNCAN,
1974
01:29:00,569 --> 01:29:02,605
I WORK DOWN AT THE CITY.
1975
01:29:02,605 --> 01:29:04,172
I WAS TALKING TO YOUR BUD,
CEDRIC, THERE.
1976
01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:05,608
HE GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER
1977
01:29:05,608 --> 01:29:06,008
HE SAYS YOU WANNA WORK
FOR THE CITY TOO.
1978
01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:09,612
WELL, IT IS BUSY
AS SHIT DOWN HERE, MAN,
1979
01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:11,814
I TELL YOU, WE'RE WORKING
OUR BALLS OFF,
1980
01:29:11,814 --> 01:29:13,682
AND WE CAN REALLY
USE YOUR HELP,
1981
01:29:13,682 --> 01:29:14,750
SO COME ON DOWN
TO THE OFFICE TOMORROW
1982
01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:15,618
IF ANYONE ASKS
JUST TELL THEM YOU KNOW ME.
1983
01:29:16,585 --> 01:29:18,954
♪ Feel, feel it grow ♪
1984
01:29:18,954 --> 01:29:19,655
♪ In your mind,
In your mind ♪
1985
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:29,932
ALL RIGHT BREAK TIME!
1986
01:29:29,932 --> 01:29:31,066
♪ Life is how you live it
Through time, thought time ♪
1987
01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:33,469
♪ And there is
no dessert sun ♪
1988
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,540
♪ That is hot enough
to feed your fire ♪
1989
01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:44,847
♪ We shipwreck like fools only
to become the oceans choir ♪
1990
01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:53,489
♪ And the sun dies
until it's reborn ♪
1991
01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:57,893
♪ But there's no road that
ain't a hard road to travel on ♪
1992
01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:11,607
♪ Got lost on the way,
but you found the road again ♪
1993
01:30:15,911 --> 01:30:19,615
♪ Stay true to your friends, ♪
1994
01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:21,450
♪ 'Cause they'll save you
in the end ♪
1995
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:30,292
♪ There must be something
in the air, in the air ♪
1996
01:30:30,292 --> 01:30:31,059
♪ Some kind of answer
to my prayers, to my prayers ♪
1997
01:30:34,497 --> 01:30:35,598
♪ Some kind of answer
to my prayers ♪
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