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Hey Honey.
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Hi Mum.
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Just wanted to let you know I am on my way home.
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I’m in the taxi now so shouldn't be much longer.
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Have you left the spare key for me?
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Yes. under the far right flower pot.
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Ok thank you. How are you and Dad doing?
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Have you sorted flights back yet?
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Not yet. The Hotel is closing tomorrow so we're going
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to the embassy today to see what they can do about it.
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The airlines have been bloody useless.
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But I'll text you. Should only be a matter of time.
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Ok.
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Are you all sorted though?
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Yeah Absolutely.
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University have set some online lectures
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and I've got some dissertation stuff to get on with so
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I'll just be studying from home this week.
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But they don't know how long this will go on for.
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They've said three weeks but could be longer.
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It'll all blow over eventually. Just keep yourself inside until
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we get back. Save yourself collecting a fine or anything.
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Yeah. Yeah will do.
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Are you and Dad alright though?
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I mean you haven't got any symptoms or anything?
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No no. We've just been tested and we're fine.
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It's why the consulate are in a rush to get people like us home.
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Well, at least those safe enough to travel.
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Right. No, that makes sense.
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I just feel bad for the airline staff.
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I mean, what a time to be in that industry.
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It could be worse. I've been put under this furlough scheme.
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Lucky me, but anyway.
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If you need anything just let us know. Ok?
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No that's fine. Um right. I'll talk to you later then.
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Alright Honey. Stay safe. I love you. Take care.
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Yeah alright. Love you. Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Cheers.
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No signal. Yep. Haven't missed that.
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Hello room.
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Many people living in isolated areas will have to request
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a visit from social workers who will provide remote testing
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for those in the at risk category and are unable to visit a testing centre.
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However, the home office warns that these won't be available for some time.
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With the toll of the disease rapidly increasing to the level of
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the influenza virus, the World Health Organisation is demanding world leaders
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to take the threat more seriously and say more decisive action is needed.
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Latest figures show that over three thousand new cases are being
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reported daily with more than 700 deaths worldwide.
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(Guitar Video)... and C major and G major.
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(Online Class)...to illustrate the narrator's insanity.
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Good morning. I'm here from the local authorities about the current situation.
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I’ve got a Mr and Mrs Brookes registered here.
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Um. No sorry. They're abroad at the moment.
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I'm their son.
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Oh I see travel issues.
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Yeah. Something like that.
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Well because they're in the most at risk group it's my job to come
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to check on certain residents in isolated areas.
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Okay.
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So we're just making inquiries.
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Yeah yeah.
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Are you living here on your own?
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Yeah yeah just me at the moment.
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Ok well can I come inside? I've got a few bits here to help you with self isolating.
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Sure of course. Come on in.
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Can I get you a cup of tea or something?
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I don't think that's the best thing to do given the current situation.
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But don't worry won't be long.
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Yeah yeah.
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So how long have you been self isolating for?
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About two weeks.
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Ok and it's just you living here?
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Just me.
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Are you fully stocked for food?
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Yeah. Yeah yeah. Should be- (coughs)
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Sorry.
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I've got a few delivery slots. Do you have any idea how long this will go for?
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Your guess is as good as ours.
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Look, are you suffering from any symptoms?
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No no I don't think so.
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Okay. Well I've got a test kit here actually so if you like we
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can do a sample and just text you when the results are in.
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Sure yeah.
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I didn't notice a car in your driveway, so I take it you don't drive?
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No.
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Alright. Well if there is an emergency, foodwise or healthwise or anything
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you can consult that leaflet for government support.
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Oh great.
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And I better take that swab.
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Yes.
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So we'll call round again when your parents are home.
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If you can pass the information on to them.
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And if you've got any concerns you can check the pamphlet
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and there's a help number on there.
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Brilliant. Okay.
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Yeah? Alright okay. Bye.
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Bye. Thanks. See you later.
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RINGTONE - Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
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Hello.
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Hey. That was quick.
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Yeah. Yeah I wasn't doing much.
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How have you been?
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How is lockdown treating you?
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Yeah not bad. Um.
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Parents still aren't home. Flight got cancelled so, held up
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at the consulate with a bunch of other people trying to get home.
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I'm sorry.
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It could be worse. I mean.
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They'll get home eventually. Apparently, the number of cases are lower down there.
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Oh that's good. Bit of hope there.
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Yeah. Bit of hope.
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And how are you doing?
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Fine.
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Yeah fine. Um. Keeping busy.
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Got plenty of work to do so uh...
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What about you?
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Um just back in Maida Vale again.
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Oh. My sister, you know I said she was studying sports medicine.
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Yeah.
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She's been pulled into the NHS so none of us are allowed out really. High risk. You know.
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Bless her though. I mean, the real heroes.
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Yeah. She's the best.
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I miss you.
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I know.
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I wasn't planning on calling but, given the time right now.
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Shame we couldn't have figured this out before lockdown.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No. It's fine though. I just want to make this work.
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I mean when this is all over. Once we're back in uni
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we can continue what we were doing and focus on us.
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Yeah. Yeah that'd be great.
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You don't sound so thrilled. What's up?
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Nothing.
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Nothing. I just um-
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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You worried that much?
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I didn't say that.
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Say something at least? You know we shouldn't stop having these-
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CALL DROPS
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I don't know what she expects me to say to her.
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I don't think she even understands that I'm upset.
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You just- you don't care. You don't care what happened.
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You don't care about how it affected me.
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I do. You never wanted to talk about it.
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Can you blame me?
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Why him?
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Of all the people why him? he's such a-
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Fucking dickhead. I hate that guy.
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I know. It was just one time.
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I know. It was just one time.
I don't want to dwell on the past. It's done now.
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I don't want to dwell on the past. It's done now.
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I just want to think of us.
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You shouldn't have fucking slept with him then.
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That's not fair.
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That's not fair.
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(Singing to Beethoven's 5th Symphony)
Soup soup soup soup.
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Soup soup soup soup.
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Soup soup soup soup soup soup...
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Soup! Hm.
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The Government in association with the World Health Organisation
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has advised European nations to close borders immediately. In an attempt
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to limit international travel. The Prime Minister in his most recent conference
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has enforced a longer quarantine period for the UK. Closing all of its borders for
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the remainder of this month. The Chief of Staff at No.10 has outlined weekly
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assessments to determine the end of these protocols but has warned that
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the protocols in question will not ease for some time. We have been hearing
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reports of thousands of UK citizens who are currently stuck abroad
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with no knowledge of when they'll be able to return home.
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Over two thousand flights have already been cancelled. With a further
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five thousand more flights expected, following the collapse of
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travel company Thomas Cook.
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The current advice for anyone stuck abroad is to visit their
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nation's local embassy and request emergency accommodation.
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Perfect.
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TV SOUNDS
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TV SOUNDS
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RINGTONE Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
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Hello?
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Hey. Just wanted to check up on you.
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You sound a bit grim.
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Uh yeah. Yeah yeah. I think I caught it.
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You holding up alright?
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Uh. no.
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Well, my brother had it too. He's on the mend now too. So yeah.
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Just means me and my family can't leave for a few more weeks.
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Well whatever it is, it is rough.
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Yeah.
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Haven't felt this bad for a while.
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Yeah.
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The treatment they sent us has done wonders for Will. He's past the worst of it now.
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Yeah.
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Well beer doesn't go with it. I can tell you that much.
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Oh please take care of yourself.
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Yeah yeah. I will. I will.
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I won't be making that mistake for a while.
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And what about your parents?
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Parents? Oh, they're still out there. No idea when they'll be back.
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Feels like it's getting worse and worse.
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Hey. Where's your optimism gone?
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Well things usually have to get worse before they get better.
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There it is. (laughs and coughs)
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We'll get there. But back to you. Stay warm. Keep drinking water
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and take those tablets and you'll be fine.
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CALL DROPS
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Fuck sake.
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We'll make it don't worry.
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That's easy for you to say. You're stuck at home with you family.
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You've still got me right here.
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Oh lucky me.
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Shut up.
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It'll be over soon.
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I'm sorry I slept with him.
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No I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I got mad about it. We weren't even together at the time.
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I feel bad about it. Just wish I properly tell you. I know it bothers you.
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It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter now.
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This fucking sucks.
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What does?
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This. I'm alone. I'm ill and I'm fucking bored.
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I just wish you were here.
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I know.
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I wish I was too.
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PHONE RINGTONE
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Hello?
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Hey you.
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How are things in the land of the living?
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Uh. Not a lot of living going on.
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I can tell you it's not much better here. We've now been moved again
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we've been put up in a hostel now with everyone else trying to get home.
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Have they given you bunk beds?
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Ah yes.
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Have you got the top bunk?
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Obviously. Didn't think your father would get it over me.
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Oh no but seriously, how are you two?
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Can't be right shoving you all in together like that.
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They haven't even done any tests on anyone so who knows.
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Your father is paranoid about his diabetes. He's running out of his tablets.
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Can't the embassy provide?
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Different health care system here. Tried to ring the insurance companies
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to arrange something different but it's all very frustrating.
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Anyway, what about things your end? Taking care of the house?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Actually, I’m- I’m ill.
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So, the government has sent me this, this care package with some medicine and stuff.
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But I've had to throw out some of the china I've used.
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What? Why would you need to throw away the china?
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Well, it's what the kit says. Get rid of anything I've infected basically.
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Didn't you try to steam them first?
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No.
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Oh God don't be so stupid. You can't...can’t you just disinfect them?
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Well hang on. It's got my germs and stuff on them haven't they.
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Oh come on. No.
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All you need to do is run them through with very hot soapy water what the hell are you-
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HANGS UP
257
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,700
Fucking typical.
258
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,700
No concern for me whatsoever.
259
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,200
Well consider what it's like for your father and me.
260
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,400
Stuck in a foreign country trying to get home.
261
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,700
It's New Zealand. It's barely foreign.
262
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,500
Yes, because being shoved around from place to place is a blast.
263
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,500
It's still New Zealand. Like it's better than here.
264
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,500
Don't act like you don't want us there.
265
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,700
Of course I want you here! I'm ill. I'm fucking ill.
266
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:29,000
I'm miserable. and I’m sick of this pointless fucking lockdown.
267
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:34,000
It's no safer here than anywhere else. It's the same fucking virus wherever you go.
268
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:42,000
(Singing to the tune of “let it be”) Drinking Whiskey comforts me.
269
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Helps to ease the pain of Quarantine!
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Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine.
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There will be an answer. Quarantine.
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(hummin) Quarantine. There will be an answer. Quarantine.
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TV SHOW JINGLE
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Welcome back. Today we're in Oxfordshire. Taking a look at this late 19th century
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chestnut finish grandfather clock. Brought in for appraisal today by the Warren family.
276
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You can see the fantastic detail in the face which tells us a lot about when this item was crafted.
277
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Clock perv.
278
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So? What if I do have a thing for old shit?
279
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:51,200
I couldn't care less how you get your rocks off mate. But feeling up all clocks. Bit weird.
280
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At least I'm on television right now. What are you doing?
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Watching your shit TV show.
282
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Go watch some shit on Netflix or something.
283
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I would, but this crap is all I got.
284
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,500
What a bloody shame. No streaming services.
285
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You should do a Netflix special. Oh wait no. You're stuck feeling up clocks.
286
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If it's so shit, why are you still watching?
287
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:28,500
Do you know what when this thing is over you should try doing this job.
288
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:36,500
Ah no wait. You don't have the depth, precision, the dedication to produce and host a programme of this quality.
289
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Ah yes. A programme built for the intellectuals among us.
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Very prestigious.
291
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So you're above everyone?
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I bet. You're having a wonderful time in all this. Mr Presenter.
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I could claim to. You could also claim to. You have this big house.
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All this space. All to yourself. No children to look after or worry about. No rent to pay.
295
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,600
What could you possibly have to worry about?
296
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But you're bored aren't you. Bored of your big TV and your home deliveries.
297
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Bored of scrolling on your precious phone.
298
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Why don't you whip it out right now and plug into the bullshit.
299
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Posting and blogging about how creative you are.
300
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000
How much you've accomplished in this time
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How much you deserve praise
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No.
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00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,900
Thousands of people are dying.
304
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
But hey! I baked a banana bread.
305
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,750
You just want someone to acknowledge you exist.
306
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,900
Self-actualisation. You are sat right here feeling sorry for yourself.
307
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,500
Basting in your self-pity.
308
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:30,900
Have you called your parents yet? See how they're doing?
309
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:41,900
Am I right in saying your Dad is high risk? Stuck abroad.
Medication running low. Embassy won't help.
310
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:52,900
I don't even think you've given a second’s thought to how scared
they must be. Has it crossed your mind they might get infected?
311
00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:08,800
They might not make it home at all. But no. You’re sat here day after
pointless day. Consuming and whining. Slowly letting your body fuse
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into the John Lewis fucking furniture. This is your existential proof.
You do exist and you're a baby.
313
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:32,900
You can blame everyone else. Blame anyone but yourself. The Government.
Corporations. The media. Well take aim and fire.
314
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Won't change anything. There's a bigger picture out there
you just don't see.
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It just doesn't matter that you're inconvenienced for a couple of months.
You see we still don't know how long this is going to go on for.
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We don't know how many more people it is going to take.
317
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So ask yourself who's worth saving? Nurses? The police? artists or
scientists? Who's life is most important?
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What about you? Sat here in your arse crevice.
319
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:31,000
Do you think you're worth saving?
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Fuck off!
321
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,900
What the fuck is that?
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Fuck it.
323
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Come on.
324
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:08,900
When do the bins go out?
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01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,900
Not fun.
326
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:08,900
FOOTSTEPS UPSTAIRS.
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WATER DRIPPING
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01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,900
All this water for one person?
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01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:15,900
Bit greedy.
330
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,900
If you'd asked nicely.
331
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,900
What? You would have shared? Sure.
332
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:45,900
All this food. All this space. Practically luxury.
333
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:47,900
This is my home.
334
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:56,900
Right. You could afford all this? Mummy and Daddy's house?
335
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:02,900
Where are they?
336
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:15,900
You all by yourself? Lucky you got me here to keep you company.
337
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:45,900
Hey. Oi oi oi.
338
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:57,900
I haven't got much here. I'm trying to make that last.
339
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:06,900
Fuck off!
Try that again and I blow your fucking brains out!
340
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:50,900
You're a smart boy. Saved up all your food. Smart. Most weren't.
Fuck off.
341
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:06,900
I haven't seen another person in ten days. So I'm gonna talk
your ear off if you like it or not.
342
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:17,900
Don't know what your missing out in here. You'd love it out there.
343
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,900
It's all very refreshing.
344
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,900
What's your name?
345
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:52,900
Tough nut. Like that. It's alright. Used to talking to myself. When
you're alone this long you start imagining having company.
346
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:14,900
Love this tinned pastas.
347
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:22,900
Can you please just leave?
348
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,900
No. I don't think I will.
349
01:15:53,100 --> 01:16:01,800
Besides I got nowhere to be. You know this house is miles from
anywhere. Must of crossed a million miles of fields
350
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:09,900
before finding this place. Was glad to find it though let
me tell you. Was in London a few weeks ago.
351
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:22,900
I saw this banker shoving everything into this car. Ornaments.
Tacky paintings. You know the important stuff.
352
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,900
All into the back of this oversized Bmer.
353
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:39,400
Then we came along.
354
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:58,900
Didn't used to rob people. But the whole went to shit. Do what you can.
355
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:06,900
Not sure if leaving town was the right choice. Had no idea
where I was going.
356
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:12,900
No way I was hanging about in that mess know what I mean.
357
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:18,900
Too many crowds. Too much fighting.
358
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:27,900
Just turned crazy.
359
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:38,400
You've got it made here. Totally alone out here.
360
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:43,900
I bet nobody bothers you.
361
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:48,900
Well. Almost no one.
362
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:12,900
Nice home you've got here.
363
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:22,900
Mind if I take a look around? I've spent a long time
trying to get right here.
364
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,900
I'm going to take my sweet time.
365
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,900
Yes.
366
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,900
Come on. Come on.
367
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:12,900
THIEF: Cheeky fucker.
368
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:18,900
Hoarding bottles of this are we. Lucky bastard.
369
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:41,900
Strong stuff. Your fuse box is out as well. Might wanna get that looked at.
370
01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,900
What a warm reception.
371
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:28,000
Shut the fuck up.
372
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,500
All I wanted was some water.
373
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:44,500
I would have given you some if you hadn't broken in and tried to kill me.
374
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,500
When did I try to kill you?
375
01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:48,500
You pushed me down the fucking stairs.
376
01:23:52,950 --> 01:23:55,500
Right. Sorry about that.
377
01:23:56,950 --> 01:23:59,500
Would it help if I told you I was a nurse?
378
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,900
You had this on you as well.
379
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:15,500
Just be thankful I didn't use it on you.
380
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:23,500
Fake gun trick was pretty good.
381
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,500
Fooled you.
Almost.
382
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:36,500
I'd have let you off if it wasn't for this. But this…
(coughing)
383
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,500
I feel like shit.
(laughs) Like I care.
384
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,500
Come off it Superman.
385
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,500
Like I could take someone down like you.
386
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:05,500
So got it?
I avoided it for weeks.
387
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,500
Some dick stole my pills.
Some dick like YOU stole your pills.
388
01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,900
You don’t know how lucky you are out here by yourself.
389
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,500
You keep saying that. Why?
390
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,800
There's no water.
What?
391
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:28,500
There's no water. Reservoirs ran dry. people started looting. riots. It's wild out there.
392
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,500
Do you have any idea what's going on?
393
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,500
Oh my God. You don't do you?
394
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,500
How long you been alone for?
395
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,500
And that's why you broke in? To loot?
396
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,500
No. I was just desperate.
397
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,500
(laughs) You're full of shit.
398
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:12,500
Yeah? It won't last forever.
399
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:21,500
You'll run out soon too and more people like me will come around. It’s just a matter of time.
400
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,500
Whatever you say.
401
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:58,500
WATER GURGLES
402
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,500
Fuck fuck fuck.
403
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,500
Fuck.
404
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,500
Come on.
405
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:49,500
DISTANT WHISPERS
406
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,500
THIEF’S VOICE: More people like me will come around.
407
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:00,500
THIEF’S VOICE: It's just a matter of time.
408
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:42,500
PIPE GURGLES.
409
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,500
DISTANT WHISPERS
410
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,500
What were you expecting?
411
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:58,500
An angel to come down from above to bring back your prime time TV?
412
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,500
Can you blame a guy for trying?
413
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:08,500
Sure. Sitting in your dust castle. Thinking of better days.
414
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,400
Eating out of those.
415
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,000
It's a nice castle.
416
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:27,500
How do those beans taste now?
417
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:38,800
DISTANT WHISPERS
418
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,900
You smell awful.
419
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,500
Shower doesn't work.
420
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:57,500
You're dying in here.
421
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:02,500
Well you know what? I'd rather die in here than die out there with everyone else.
422
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:08,500
It's no safer in here than it is anywhere else.
It's the same fucking virus wherever you go.
423
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:23,500
Alright. What's keeping you here?
What the hell are you waiting for?
424
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:35,900
I’m waiting for them to come home.
425
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,500
No one's coming home.
426
01:36:42,900 --> 01:36:44,500
VOICES FROM OUTSIDE
427
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,500
MUFFLED VOICES
Reckon we can get in through the upstairs window?
428
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:55,000
DISTANT WHISPERS
429
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,900
MUFFLED VOICES
Give me a hand getting the door open.
430
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,800
MUFFLED VOICES
Come out come out wherever you are.
431
01:38:56,000 --> 01:39:01,500
All this water for just one person.
432
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,500
DISTANT WHISPERS
433
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:49,500
DISTANT WHISPERS
434
01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:12,500
Your call cannot be connected. Please hang up and try again.
435
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,900
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