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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,617 --> 00:00:06,784 (soft dramatic music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,739 --> 00:00:19,958 - [Narrator] Legend has it that during the Mayan golden age, 5 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:22,923 there was a great dwarf king. 6 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:26,723 The dwarf king was worshiped for his exceptional skills 7 00:00:26,723 --> 00:00:29,973 of noble leadership and minuscule size. 8 00:00:30,969 --> 00:00:34,118 Knowing he was to be sacrificed to the sun 9 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,505 and buried with his sacred jade, 10 00:00:36,505 --> 00:00:39,013 the dwarf king ruled all of the land 11 00:00:39,013 --> 00:00:41,346 and people with great honor. 12 00:00:43,146 --> 00:00:45,196 One day an outsider separated 13 00:00:45,196 --> 00:00:47,779 the dwarf king from his people. 14 00:00:48,902 --> 00:00:52,657 The outsider then attacked the dwarf king. 15 00:00:52,657 --> 00:00:56,913 The dwarf king was injured behind recovery. 16 00:00:56,913 --> 00:00:59,944 On his deathbed, the dwarf king cast a curse 17 00:00:59,944 --> 00:01:01,527 on his sacred jade. 18 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,786 If any outsider were to possess this jade without permission 19 00:01:08,786 --> 00:01:11,175 from the sun and the Mayans, 20 00:01:11,175 --> 00:01:14,758 they would then experience a terrible curse 21 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,873 of what it was like to be both big and small. 22 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:22,623 (dramatic music) 23 00:01:30,371 --> 00:01:35,371 (light crackling) (dramatic music) 24 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:47,045 - And that you look like a sophisticated European woman. 25 00:01:47,438 --> 00:01:48,448 (hand knocking) 26 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:50,540 - Open the door. 27 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:52,328 Open the door. 28 00:01:52,328 --> 00:01:53,851 You making movie again. 29 00:01:53,851 --> 00:01:55,684 This is not Bollywood. 30 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,073 Your career is over. 31 00:01:59,073 --> 00:02:02,997 In the hotel industry as a professional cleaning engineer. 32 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,282 You were at the top. 33 00:02:04,282 --> 00:02:06,398 Now you're at the bottom. 34 00:02:06,398 --> 00:02:07,592 - I need this job. 35 00:02:07,592 --> 00:02:08,425 - [Boss] Go home. 36 00:02:08,425 --> 00:02:09,801 You're fired. 37 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:12,384 (bright music) 38 00:02:17,156 --> 00:02:19,739 (upbeat music) 39 00:02:37,043 --> 00:02:40,494 - (growls) Does this look believable? 40 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,744 - As a bloody tampon maybe. 41 00:02:46,696 --> 00:02:49,577 - They asked for a beautiful zombie prom queen 42 00:02:49,577 --> 00:02:54,525 that looks like she's been attacked by a pack of wolves. 43 00:02:54,525 --> 00:02:57,422 - Mika, you're talented and beautiful. 44 00:02:57,422 --> 00:02:58,669 You don't need gimmicks. 45 00:02:58,669 --> 00:02:59,502 - Whoa. 46 00:02:59,502 --> 00:03:00,853 Do you really need to be recording this? 47 00:03:00,853 --> 00:03:02,239 I feel stressed. 48 00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:04,724 - Babe, these are actually the behind the scenes decisions 49 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:06,750 that your future followers are gonna want to see. 50 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,036 You know what I think you should do? 51 00:03:08,036 --> 00:03:09,743 Put on that cute gray suit of yours 52 00:03:09,743 --> 00:03:12,619 and just walk in as the classy professional that you are. 53 00:03:12,619 --> 00:03:13,452 - I don't know. 54 00:03:13,452 --> 00:03:16,012 I hear the actors really get into this look the part thing. 55 00:03:16,012 --> 00:03:16,845 - Please. 56 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:17,687 Actors only go in costume 57 00:03:17,687 --> 00:03:19,278 when they don't have what it takes. 58 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:20,574 When they're not beasts. 59 00:03:20,574 --> 00:03:21,705 Okay, trust me. 60 00:03:21,705 --> 00:03:24,052 Do not go in costume. 61 00:03:24,052 --> 00:03:24,885 - Really? 62 00:03:24,885 --> 00:03:25,894 - [Jocelyn] Mm hm. 63 00:03:25,894 --> 00:03:28,477 (upbeat music) 64 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:42,536 (phone beeping) 65 00:03:42,536 --> 00:03:45,119 (upbeat music) 66 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,840 (actors growling) 67 00:04:04,406 --> 00:04:05,348 - [Mika] Hey Joc. 68 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:06,212 - [Jocelyn] Hey there, babe. 69 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,807 So, how'd it go? 70 00:04:07,807 --> 00:04:09,515 - Look, I just walked in. 71 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:10,891 Everyone else is in costume. 72 00:04:10,891 --> 00:04:11,829 They rescheduled me. 73 00:04:11,829 --> 00:04:13,031 I'm such a tool. 74 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:15,742 - [Jocelyn] Well how were you supposed to know. 75 00:04:15,742 --> 00:04:17,782 - 'Cause they said it on the post. 76 00:04:17,782 --> 00:04:20,812 Can you please rush over and bring me my outfit? 77 00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:22,039 - [Jocelyn] Yeah. 78 00:04:22,039 --> 00:04:23,447 I can't though. 79 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:26,197 I don't know if I can do in time. 80 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,638 - Where are you right now? 81 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:33,145 - [Jocelyn] I'm not for sure of the building. 82 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:34,147 Ow. 83 00:04:34,147 --> 00:04:39,147 (actors growling) (bright music) 84 00:04:46,468 --> 00:04:49,468 - It's the Worley Brothers building. 85 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:51,671 - Oh hey, babe. 86 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:54,467 You found me. 87 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,422 - You didn't wanna show up as yourself 88 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,636 and stand out on your own? 89 00:04:58,636 --> 00:04:59,469 - Oh. 90 00:04:59,469 --> 00:05:00,338 No, no, no. 91 00:05:00,338 --> 00:05:02,624 This is just more behind the scenes footage. 92 00:05:02,624 --> 00:05:04,144 So I had to blend in. 93 00:05:04,144 --> 00:05:06,457 Everybody here is so basic. 94 00:05:06,457 --> 00:05:07,859 - Well then you can go home now 95 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:11,023 because you're fired as my personal videographer. 96 00:05:11,023 --> 00:05:12,460 - Jocelyn Reynolds. 97 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,877 (soft music) 98 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:17,983 - It's cool. 99 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,448 I got bills to pay. 100 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:20,893 Honey gotta hustle. 101 00:05:20,893 --> 00:05:21,726 I'm ready. 102 00:05:25,669 --> 00:05:27,540 - You in the suit, wait outside that door. 103 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:32,540 (bright music) (actors growling) 104 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,546 - I'm glad I'm not the only one. 105 00:05:47,546 --> 00:05:48,408 - Ugh gosh, I know. 106 00:05:48,408 --> 00:05:50,169 Don't you hate that they do producers meetings 107 00:05:50,169 --> 00:05:52,317 right next to casting sessions? 108 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:54,728 - Okay, whenever you're ready. 109 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:56,675 (energetic music) 110 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:57,508 - Rawr. 111 00:05:58,576 --> 00:05:59,409 - Rawr. 112 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,464 - Just. 113 00:06:01,464 --> 00:06:03,951 (energetic music) 114 00:06:03,951 --> 00:06:05,816 (camera shutter clicking) 115 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:06,697 I really wanna see you. 116 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:09,323 The essence of you in that your life. 117 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:11,359 I wanna feel your life in there. 118 00:06:11,359 --> 00:06:12,192 Right there. 119 00:06:12,192 --> 00:06:16,504 - Chubby white kids is my favorite kind of meal. 120 00:06:16,504 --> 00:06:20,267 - Joints and like cartilage and you know like that. 121 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:22,347 - I'm really into eyeballs. 122 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:25,245 - Do it with perhaps a little movement. 123 00:06:25,245 --> 00:06:28,831 Perhaps something I wanna see you move. 124 00:06:28,831 --> 00:06:31,022 (camera shutter clicking) (woman growling) 125 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:31,855 You're moving it. 126 00:06:31,855 --> 00:06:32,892 You're feeling it. 127 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,032 That's right. 128 00:06:34,032 --> 00:06:36,615 (man growling) 129 00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:45,156 - Oh, are you not here for the zombie movie? 130 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:45,989 - No, no. 131 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,067 Oh, definitely not. 132 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:51,033 But I am actually waiting for a call on my dream gig, 133 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:53,878 so I probably won't be any competition to you. 134 00:06:53,878 --> 00:06:54,711 - But we're not competing. 135 00:06:54,711 --> 00:06:56,510 I'm here for the zombie movie. 136 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,343 - Oh. 137 00:06:57,343 --> 00:06:59,315 - Yeah, I'm an actor. 138 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:02,906 - Wow, well you look more like a producer to me. 139 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:03,739 - Yeah. 140 00:07:03,739 --> 00:07:08,406 I had a whole zombie outfit, but then my friend took it. 141 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,349 I probably. 142 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:13,651 You know, they tell you to dress the part. 143 00:07:13,651 --> 00:07:15,718 I think I should just go home. 144 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:16,551 - What? 145 00:07:16,551 --> 00:07:17,384 Hey, come on. 146 00:07:17,384 --> 00:07:18,801 No, no, sit down. 147 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:21,010 Come on, don't leave. 148 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:22,519 Don't go home. 149 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:23,579 Be an opportunist. 150 00:07:23,579 --> 00:07:24,990 Get in there. 151 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:27,523 Be on the lookout for opportunities. 152 00:07:27,523 --> 00:07:28,662 Only the strong survive. 153 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:31,801 It's just straight up Darwinism. 154 00:07:31,801 --> 00:07:33,935 Here, I'm gonna share with you a little mantra 155 00:07:33,935 --> 00:07:36,658 that I picked up on my extensive world travels. 156 00:07:36,658 --> 00:07:38,359 I am a predator. 157 00:07:38,359 --> 00:07:39,561 You are my prey. 158 00:07:39,561 --> 00:07:40,811 I will eat you. 159 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:43,073 I am a predator. 160 00:07:43,073 --> 00:07:44,312 You are my prey. 161 00:07:44,312 --> 00:07:45,449 Say it with me. 162 00:07:45,449 --> 00:07:46,697 I am a predator. 163 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:48,180 - I'm a predator. 164 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,497 - [Veronica] You are my prey. 165 00:07:49,497 --> 00:07:50,640 - You are my prey. 166 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,765 - I am your prey. 167 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:53,939 I will eat you. 168 00:07:53,939 --> 00:07:55,228 - I will eat you. 169 00:07:55,228 --> 00:07:56,739 - Such a good mantra. 170 00:07:56,739 --> 00:07:57,875 - Yeah. 171 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:58,708 - It's funny. 172 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,270 I was actually quite a lot like you. 173 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:03,843 Meek and mild and then on my seventh birthday, 174 00:08:03,843 --> 00:08:06,893 I had this realization and I was like Veronica. 175 00:08:06,893 --> 00:08:08,736 Veronica, this is all wrong. 176 00:08:08,736 --> 00:08:10,835 The weak will not inherit the earth. 177 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:15,502 The weak get trampled while the strong make power plays. 178 00:08:16,361 --> 00:08:20,104 Do you wanna be a lion or do you wanna be a gazelle 179 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:23,861 that gets its little vocal chords ripped out by the lion? 180 00:08:23,861 --> 00:08:25,386 You choose. 181 00:08:25,386 --> 00:08:26,779 Natural selection. 182 00:08:26,779 --> 00:08:28,048 - Right. 183 00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:30,334 (phone ringing) 184 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:31,417 - One second. 185 00:08:32,384 --> 00:08:34,217 Tell me that I got it. 186 00:08:36,321 --> 00:08:38,358 Okay, all right. 187 00:08:38,358 --> 00:08:41,419 So great, we're 100% then? 188 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:46,105 All right, send over the paperwork and I'll sign it tonight. 189 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:48,980 I just got the job of a lifetime 190 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,138 and you know how I did that? 191 00:08:51,138 --> 00:08:52,708 I am a predator. 192 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,215 I am a predator. 193 00:08:54,215 --> 00:08:55,397 I am a predator. 194 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:56,550 - That's awesome. 195 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,174 - It's great. 196 00:08:58,174 --> 00:08:59,775 I like you. 197 00:08:59,775 --> 00:09:02,192 I'd love for you to be a PA on one of my projects. 198 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:03,058 Do you have a number? 199 00:09:03,058 --> 00:09:03,891 - Yeah. 200 00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:06,829 - Great. 201 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:08,196 - [Mika] Number's up top. 202 00:09:08,196 --> 00:09:09,296 - Okay. 203 00:09:09,296 --> 00:09:12,814 All right, well you little gazelle, get out there. 204 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:14,822 - Awesome, thanks. 205 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,405 (bright music) 206 00:09:29,998 --> 00:09:30,831 - Hey. 207 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:31,831 How are you? 208 00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:32,664 - Hi. 209 00:09:32,664 --> 00:09:34,016 - Hi, are you ready? 210 00:09:34,016 --> 00:09:35,185 - Oh, yeah. 211 00:09:35,185 --> 00:09:36,478 - Fantastic, come on. 212 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:38,571 - Thank you for meeting with us. 213 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:39,407 Have a seat. 214 00:09:39,407 --> 00:09:40,240 Don't mind them. 215 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,238 They're just the documentary filmmakers. 216 00:09:42,238 --> 00:09:43,811 - Yes, we've reviewed your resume. 217 00:09:43,811 --> 00:09:44,903 - Very impressive. 218 00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:46,234 - Yes, your resume. 219 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:48,366 It's almost like you've lived your entire life- 220 00:09:48,366 --> 00:09:49,753 - Preparing for this project. 221 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:50,990 - Oh, you mean because of my training. 222 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,226 I've taken a lot of classes. 223 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:53,802 - Oh, look at that. 224 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,092 You have to Guatemala transit all laid out. 225 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:57,727 - That's Veronica's folder. 226 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,560 - Look at that. 227 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,855 The Mayan virgins. 228 00:09:59,855 --> 00:10:01,410 - [Man] We'll know if they're real. 229 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:02,746 - The Cenote location. 230 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:03,579 This is great. 231 00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:04,412 It is great. 232 00:10:04,412 --> 00:10:05,897 - She's got all kinds of stuff in there. 233 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,798 - Yes, yes. 234 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:08,450 - Are you ready for me to do my lines? 235 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,542 - I'm sure you heard of the legend of the dwarf king? 236 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:11,809 - About the city of Uxmal. 237 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:13,189 - We're making it into a movie. 238 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,022 - What, what is it? 239 00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:14,855 - [James] It has to be realistic. 240 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,072 - Which is why we're sending somebody to Guatemala- 241 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:20,015 - To track down all the things that'll make it authentic. 242 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:21,338 - I have a valid passport. 243 00:10:21,338 --> 00:10:24,551 - Your strong ties to Guatemala and gemologist. 244 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:27,490 That real piece of enchanted jade is very, very important. 245 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:28,323 - Yes, yes, yes. 246 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,156 That jade. 247 00:10:29,156 --> 00:10:32,262 That jade is the centerpiece for controversial publicity. 248 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:33,179 - Veronica. 249 00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:36,246 - Oh. 250 00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:37,079 Yeah. 251 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,640 Yeah, Veronica. 252 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,473 Uh huh. 253 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,998 B Ron (laughs). 254 00:10:41,998 --> 00:10:42,831 Yeah. 255 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,102 Yeah. 256 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,334 Jade and a geologist. 257 00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,518 - Well, that and all the other producing duties. 258 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,267 Clint's trying to make the same movie. 259 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,623 - Yup, we're in a race with Mr. Eastwood. 260 00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:56,847 - But isn't Guatemala a little dangerous for a woman? 261 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,366 - Veronica. 262 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,408 - Guatemala's only dangerous if you're not a world traveler 263 00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:04,277 and you're an L.A. city slicker. 264 00:11:04,277 --> 00:11:05,312 - Ha. 265 00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:08,590 - You have not heard about the other half of my team. 266 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:10,711 I'll be working with the Ben Harms. 267 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,941 Gem hunter, bush pilot, adventure seeker extraordinaire. 268 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,524 (upbeat music) 269 00:11:29,117 --> 00:11:32,923 He discovered a prince's tomb under a pyramid in 'O2. 270 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:34,896 - Oh, I'm familiar with him 271 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,059 and not for exploring a prince's tomb. 272 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:37,904 Isn't he the one who- 273 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:39,090 - That was years ago. 274 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,922 The media totally hyped that up. 275 00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:42,316 - I don't know how anybody can be right in the head 276 00:11:42,316 --> 00:11:43,530 after something like that. 277 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,778 - Well okay, you both know something I don't, 278 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:46,936 so fill me in here. 279 00:11:46,936 --> 00:11:49,125 - Remember that 16 minutes report? 280 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,272 (clock ticking) 281 00:11:52,272 --> 00:11:53,190 - Tonight we bring you a story 282 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,243 that's not news in the traditional sense. 283 00:11:55,243 --> 00:11:59,351 The Ungapigme tribe has inhabited the jungles of Zambia 284 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,049 since early man first started to walk upright. 285 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:05,728 Their customs and traditions have remained unchanged 286 00:12:05,728 --> 00:12:09,708 for a millennia as they've had almost zero interaction 287 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:12,384 with modern society which is why 288 00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:15,780 when the explorers Ben Harms and his partner Rusty James 289 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,672 crashed their plane near their village, 290 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,872 the spectacle sparked an idea. 291 00:12:21,872 --> 00:12:24,788 If the Ungas could mate the new creature 292 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,951 with one of their water buffalo, 293 00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:30,679 could they then produce a flying buffalo. 294 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:34,746 Unfortunately for Mr. Harms and Mr. James, 295 00:12:34,746 --> 00:12:38,943 the Unga people decided to try and do just that. 296 00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:42,261 - Our plane was crashing so we parachuted out 297 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,478 and we end up stuck up in some trees. 298 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:47,271 If only I would've known what I was about to witness, 299 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:50,014 I would've stayed in that tree. 300 00:12:50,014 --> 00:12:51,689 It's like the wildebeest (beeps) 301 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:54,272 just swallowed up Rusty's head. 302 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,861 - What did you do? 303 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,029 - Rusty gave me the signal. 304 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,675 And I ran before that (beeps) could get me. 305 00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:07,346 I stole a canoe and I paddled home. 306 00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:09,379 I'll never get in an airplane again. 307 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:10,212 Never. 308 00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:12,066 I'll never get in an airplane again. 309 00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:12,899 Never. 310 00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:16,229 Never will I ever get into an airplane again ever. 311 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,216 Never. 312 00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,371 No, never. 313 00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:20,315 - He's the most mentally tough, cool, 314 00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:22,235 under pressure man that I know. 315 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,250 - Never. 316 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,660 Never. 317 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,442 - Two of us together, we can't fail. 318 00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:27,934 - Didn't he have a mental breakdown? 319 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,841 - I can guarantee you that we'll come through on this. 320 00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:31,572 If we don't, you'll pay us nothing. 321 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:33,378 (bright music) 322 00:13:33,378 --> 00:13:34,842 I'll get the job done for you. 323 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:36,092 I'm a predator. 324 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,033 - Well, I'm convinced. 325 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:38,866 - Likewise. 326 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:39,699 You're hired. 327 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:40,532 - [Joseph] Yeah. 328 00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:42,152 - [James] Are you ready for an adventure of a lifetime? 329 00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:45,301 (bright music) 330 00:13:45,301 --> 00:13:47,248 She had such sincerity. 331 00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:48,230 - With this team on board, 332 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:50,864 I don't know how this can possibly go wrong. 333 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,966 - And who knows, we are looking for a VP here 334 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,575 at the Worley Brothers. 335 00:13:55,575 --> 00:13:58,919 - I mean, I think she'll be able to produce a movie, 336 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:00,501 but this movie, no. 337 00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:05,170 The Worley Brothers, they need experience and dedication. 338 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:06,798 All of which I have. 339 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,518 (phone ringing) 340 00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:09,484 - [Veronica] This is Veronica Lake. 341 00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:10,999 I'm out of the country on business. 342 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:12,916 If this is social, expect delay. 343 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:13,775 (phone beeping) 344 00:14:13,775 --> 00:14:14,834 - Hi, Veronica. 345 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:15,910 This is Mika. 346 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,530 You just met me at the Worley Brothers office. 347 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:22,059 I wanted to thank you for your advice and I took it 348 00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:23,694 for about being a lion opportunist. 349 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:25,852 Something really cool happened while I was there, 350 00:14:25,852 --> 00:14:28,199 but I need to talk to you about it right away, 351 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:29,749 so if you could please call me back. 352 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:32,111 (bright music) 353 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:33,671 - [Ben] Woo hoo. 354 00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:35,205 Woo. 355 00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:36,038 Yeah. 356 00:14:39,374 --> 00:14:40,207 Woo. 357 00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:43,545 Woo hoo. 358 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:46,837 - [Mika] Dad. 359 00:14:46,837 --> 00:14:48,940 - Hey hon, hand me a plunger. 360 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:49,773 Hey. 361 00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:53,462 Not today you little turd. 362 00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:56,633 Whew. 363 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,383 Almost lost that one. 364 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,986 What is it you wanted to tell me? 365 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,535 - Today when I showed up for my audition- 366 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,537 - You're gonna be the next undead prom queen? 367 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,188 - No, no, but I booked a job as producer. 368 00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,914 The Worley brothers are shooting a movie 369 00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,959 about an old Mayan dwarf king 370 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,337 and they want me to go to Guatemala. 371 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,132 I'm gonna find them jades, nodes, 372 00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:16,250 and a bunch of other adventure stuff. 373 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,028 - Well that sounds dangerous. 374 00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:19,162 - Yeah. 375 00:15:19,162 --> 00:15:21,099 I told them you would go, too. 376 00:15:21,099 --> 00:15:22,092 - What? 377 00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:23,215 No. 378 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,984 I'm not getting in an airplane 379 00:15:24,984 --> 00:15:26,799 and I'm not going to Guatemala. 380 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:27,908 - But you have to. 381 00:15:27,908 --> 00:15:29,225 They won't hire me if you don't 382 00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:30,793 and besides that, you need it. 383 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,214 The most exciting thing you've done 384 00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:34,937 in over a year is plunging that toilet. 385 00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:35,770 - That's not true. 386 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,395 I do a lot of exciting things around here. 387 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,115 I'm brushing up on my research. 388 00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,232 I'm analyzing my rocks. 389 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,177 - It's from the L.A. River. 390 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,364 It's concrete, Dad. 391 00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:46,497 - Right, but I'm analyzing 'em. 392 00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,607 And I've got my insect collection here 393 00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:50,551 that I'm categorizing. 394 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:54,246 I've got my African statue that I wouldn't leave. 395 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,876 And let's not forget I'm writing my memoirs. 396 00:15:56,876 --> 00:16:00,972 And my album is coming along quite nicely. 397 00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:03,555 (bright music) 398 00:16:04,669 --> 00:16:05,502 - Dad. 399 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,719 When was the last time you wrote or whittled or researched 400 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,317 or even went to the store to get that dog food? 401 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,941 - That's not the point. 402 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,011 I'm comfortable here. 403 00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:19,581 (soft music) 404 00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:22,931 - Look, you've been hermiting in this house for years 405 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,247 and I get it, but don't you miss 406 00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:27,867 being Ben Harms the Explorer? 407 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,821 (soft music) 408 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:30,962 - I'm very happy. 409 00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:34,447 Now Mika, I've gotta get back to my stuff. 410 00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:37,280 (toilet rattling) 411 00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:40,889 Holy shit. 412 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:43,891 - Ooh, ooh. 413 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:45,627 - Uh. 414 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:46,585 Uh. 415 00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:49,168 (bright music) 416 00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:59,118 What all would we have to do? 417 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,210 - Goodnight. 418 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,072 Where's the package? 419 00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:05,732 - The package is gonna be ready any minute now. 420 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:06,565 Any minute. 421 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:07,398 - Excellent. - Oh good. 422 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,231 We're off to our dinner meeting. 423 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:10,456 We probably won't be back so lock it up after seven. 424 00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:11,289 - Okay. 425 00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:12,122 - Everyone else is gone. 426 00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:12,955 Josh is still here. 427 00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:13,904 - Okay, fantastic. 428 00:17:13,904 --> 00:17:15,123 - Ciao. - Ciao. 429 00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:16,272 - [Marvin] You guys look fabulous by the way. 430 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:17,272 - Thank you. 431 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,969 (phone dialing) 432 00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:28,002 (phone ringing) (man crying) 433 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,502 - Are you serious? 434 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:31,949 I'm sorry. 435 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:32,782 You know what? 436 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:33,615 Let me call you right back. 437 00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:34,448 Okay. 438 00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:35,281 I'm just I'm sorry, I have to go. 439 00:17:35,281 --> 00:17:38,288 I'll call you right back, bye. 440 00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:39,288 - [Josh] Oh. 441 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,051 Oh. 442 00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:46,752 (bright music) 443 00:17:46,752 --> 00:17:47,585 Oh. 444 00:17:49,138 --> 00:17:49,971 - Josh. 445 00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:50,804 - [Josh] Oh. 446 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:51,637 - Oh my God. 447 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,162 Are you okay? 448 00:17:53,162 --> 00:17:55,191 Did you order take out from the Ivy again? 449 00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,024 - No. 450 00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:57,791 I heard VP. 451 00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:03,467 They said Veronica might be a good candidate for VP. 452 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,800 All I've ever wanted was VP. 453 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,069 - Honey bear. 454 00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:13,532 Honey. 455 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:16,443 Blueberry. 456 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,059 I met someone through Manson 457 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:21,669 and I want the two of you to meet 458 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:25,162 because I think that you guys would just hit it off. 459 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:26,405 Okay? 460 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,898 It's Clint's nephew. 461 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,874 Clint and his dad didn't really get along. 462 00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:34,341 Anyway, he works with Clint's office. 463 00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:35,902 They're on a bit of a time crunch 464 00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:38,962 and I'm not saying anything. 465 00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:40,686 You catch my draft. 466 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,765 And I wanna stay out of it, 467 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:46,348 but if you need anything, you take my hand. 468 00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:50,541 (soft music) 469 00:18:56,149 --> 00:18:56,982 - Okay. 470 00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,338 I'm all right. 471 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,455 Thanks, bro. 472 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:00,860 - Oh yeah. 473 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:03,277 (soft music) 474 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:08,532 (energetic music) 475 00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:28,208 (animal growling) (energetic music) 476 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,041 (energetic music) 477 00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,518 - I just got an email from Veronica. 478 00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:09,350 - [Joseph] Yeah, what's the news? 479 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,777 - She said Ben is in the best shape of his life 480 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,540 and he's ready and willing to go. 481 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,957 (soft music) 482 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,419 - Marvin. 483 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,233 I want that hand. 484 00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:40,757 - Maybe. 485 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,632 We'll get drinks at eight. 486 00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:47,077 Before I pass you off to Andy, 487 00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:49,827 I want juicy insider information. 488 00:20:54,358 --> 00:20:55,223 - Okay. 489 00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:56,575 I think I know just the guy. 490 00:20:56,575 --> 00:20:57,408 - Okay. 491 00:20:57,408 --> 00:20:59,991 (upbeat music) 492 00:21:13,492 --> 00:21:14,731 - Hector. 493 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,156 - [Hector] Hey. 494 00:21:16,156 --> 00:21:18,739 (upbeat music) 495 00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:21,067 - Pull the cord. 496 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,134 You remember. 497 00:21:22,134 --> 00:21:22,967 There you go. 498 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,566 Good boy. 499 00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:26,131 So what kind of fertilizer are you using 500 00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:27,622 on that bicycle of yours? 501 00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:28,955 - Only the best. 502 00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:40,425 - I was thinking about how I could help you with Amanda. 503 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,653 Now, if you want to be in my family, 504 00:21:44,653 --> 00:21:47,176 you want to have my blessing, 505 00:21:47,176 --> 00:21:51,169 you're gonna have to prove your loyalty. 506 00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:52,673 - Of course. 507 00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:54,818 I love your sister. 508 00:21:54,818 --> 00:21:57,437 I've been wanting to take her out forever. 509 00:21:57,437 --> 00:21:58,270 - Okay. 510 00:21:58,270 --> 00:22:01,587 Anyone can just love my sister. 511 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:02,420 My sister. 512 00:22:03,337 --> 00:22:06,420 She has the beauty of a runway model. 513 00:22:07,462 --> 00:22:10,612 The intelligence of a tech mogul. 514 00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:12,112 Heart of a Gandhi. 515 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:20,140 (lawn mower rattling) (soft music) 516 00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:33,721 (soft music) 517 00:22:46,904 --> 00:22:49,487 (upbeat music) 518 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,706 (soft music) 519 00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:25,553 (bright music) 520 00:23:25,553 --> 00:23:28,845 - All this I know, which is why I'm willing 521 00:23:28,845 --> 00:23:31,544 to do anything you want. 522 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:32,405 - Good. 523 00:23:32,405 --> 00:23:37,016 I knew you had the stuff when I first saw you. 524 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:41,266 I need you to follow this blonde girl to Guatemala. 525 00:23:42,736 --> 00:23:45,861 Now this is a matter of national security. 526 00:23:45,861 --> 00:23:48,971 We think she's involved with a terrorist cell. 527 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:52,221 She might be recruiting girls for ISIS. 528 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,923 - I thought you worked in film. 529 00:23:57,132 --> 00:23:58,079 - Yes. 530 00:23:58,079 --> 00:23:59,707 Hector. 531 00:23:59,707 --> 00:24:00,924 Film. 532 00:24:00,924 --> 00:24:03,355 (bright music) 533 00:24:03,355 --> 00:24:04,188 - Oh. 534 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:05,973 I got it. 535 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:10,966 - And if you could figure out how 536 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:15,466 to get some Iowasca back in the country that would be. 537 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,374 Plane tickets. 538 00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:24,146 (bright music) 539 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:27,331 - Okay. 540 00:24:29,028 --> 00:24:31,501 Glad to be of service. 541 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:33,029 Well, I really thought he wanted 542 00:24:33,029 --> 00:24:37,392 to meet more about like my landscape skills. 543 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:40,475 Maybe in building a bigger waterfall. 544 00:24:47,591 --> 00:24:50,174 (bright music) 545 00:24:58,691 --> 00:24:59,872 - Have you started going everything 546 00:24:59,872 --> 00:25:02,039 on that list for Veronica? 547 00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:06,433 - Don't worry about booking the ticket or hotel. 548 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:07,958 She'll handle it. 549 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:08,791 - I'm on it. 550 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:09,652 - All right. 551 00:25:09,652 --> 00:25:10,485 Ciao. 552 00:25:14,173 --> 00:25:16,756 (bright music) 553 00:25:21,531 --> 00:25:22,900 - Here you go. 554 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,438 All right, let me know if there's anything else 555 00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:26,940 that I can do for you. 556 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,519 If you wanna come over later tonight. 557 00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:29,352 Okay? 558 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:39,187 ♪ Take the train to California ♪ 559 00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:41,207 Hey. 560 00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:44,794 Did you make that phone call yet? 561 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:45,627 - Why, should I? 562 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,460 - Of course. 563 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,368 You wanna move up, don't you? 564 00:25:47,368 --> 00:25:49,333 It's the only way you can do that. 565 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,376 - Don't you want it? 566 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:51,547 I mean. 567 00:25:51,547 --> 00:25:52,504 - Oh, no, no, no. 568 00:25:52,504 --> 00:25:53,453 Don't you worry about me, honey. 569 00:25:53,453 --> 00:25:55,787 I got plenty in the works for myself. 570 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:59,410 I'm just super happy that I can make that connect for you. 571 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:00,243 - Okay. 572 00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:03,292 Well thanks, Marvin, for being a friend 573 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,368 and for looking out for me. 574 00:26:05,368 --> 00:26:07,059 What does this guy know about me? 575 00:26:07,059 --> 00:26:08,927 - Well, he knows your name is Josh. 576 00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:10,478 He knows that you're a really good friend 577 00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:12,832 and he knows that you have an awesome connect. 578 00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:14,165 - Okay, let's keep it that way. 579 00:26:14,165 --> 00:26:16,162 I don't want him to know too much about me 580 00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:18,154 'cause I don't wanna lose my job here. 581 00:26:18,154 --> 00:26:19,002 - Yeah, yeah. 582 00:26:19,002 --> 00:26:20,419 Baby, these lips. 583 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:23,352 Sealed. 584 00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:29,788 Who you know determines everything 585 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,538 and I pretty much know everybody. 586 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,777 (phone ringing) (bright music) 587 00:26:38,777 --> 00:26:41,265 (phone ringing) 588 00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:44,833 - Not during my massage meditation. 589 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:45,909 Hello. 590 00:26:45,909 --> 00:26:47,801 - [Josh] Andy? 591 00:26:47,801 --> 00:26:49,376 - [Andy] Yes, Andy Slimmick speaking. 592 00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:50,365 Who's this? 593 00:26:50,365 --> 00:26:53,429 - [Josh] Yes, I got your number from Marvin. 594 00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:55,056 My name is Josh. 595 00:26:55,056 --> 00:26:56,566 (bright music) 596 00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,913 - Josh, yes. 597 00:26:57,913 --> 00:26:59,085 Yeah. 598 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,976 Marvin is great. 599 00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:03,285 Look, I don't know you, 600 00:27:03,285 --> 00:27:06,637 but Marvin seems to think very highly of you. 601 00:27:06,637 --> 00:27:10,162 I hold his opinion in high regard. 602 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,858 Hard, hard. 603 00:27:11,858 --> 00:27:12,793 Harder. 604 00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:13,710 Good, good. 605 00:27:14,687 --> 00:27:17,129 If you wanna come in for a meeting tomorrow 606 00:27:17,129 --> 00:27:19,629 around like let's say noon 30. 607 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:26,047 That would be great. 608 00:27:26,047 --> 00:27:28,630 (bright music) 609 00:27:30,601 --> 00:27:33,018 (soft music) 610 00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:46,339 (speaking in foreign language) 611 00:27:46,339 --> 00:27:48,756 (soft music) 612 00:27:53,075 --> 00:27:55,228 - [Hector] Oh Amanda. 613 00:27:55,228 --> 00:27:57,645 (soft music) 614 00:28:16,378 --> 00:28:19,634 (phone ringing) 615 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:22,217 (bright music) 616 00:28:42,315 --> 00:28:44,898 (upbeat music) 617 00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:48,658 - So this is all gonna be confidential. 618 00:28:48,658 --> 00:28:51,127 I'm gonna have him play me 619 00:28:51,127 --> 00:28:53,892 and he's gonna secure the connection 620 00:28:53,892 --> 00:28:55,476 that Marvin set me up with. 621 00:28:55,476 --> 00:28:59,143 This way, you know, Marvin doesn't screw me. 622 00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:03,983 And then when it's time to meet Clint, I'm gonna step in. 623 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:06,566 (bright music) 624 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,002 Reuben? 625 00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:27,835 - Yes. 626 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:34,771 - You and I are never going to see one another. 627 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,891 This is a reality television show, okay. 628 00:29:38,891 --> 00:29:42,391 It's one of those shows where the audience gets to vote. 629 00:29:42,391 --> 00:29:43,793 Lots of hidden cameras. 630 00:29:43,793 --> 00:29:44,958 - Wow. 631 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:48,077 - Now we're gonna communicate via this headset. 632 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,677 And like I said in my message, 633 00:29:49,677 --> 00:29:54,677 the most convincing actor is going to win the lead role 634 00:29:54,831 --> 00:29:57,581 in a brand new television series. 635 00:30:00,253 --> 00:30:02,836 (upbeat music) 636 00:30:07,637 --> 00:30:08,470 - Hey Mika. 637 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,025 Where are my grenades at? 638 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,661 - [Mika] In your suitcase and you don't need them. 639 00:30:12,661 --> 00:30:13,832 - Okay, I'm ready. 640 00:30:13,832 --> 00:30:15,230 Let's do this. 641 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,813 (upbeat music) 642 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,734 (toilet exploding) 643 00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:27,567 (energetic music) 644 00:30:48,651 --> 00:30:51,234 (bright music) 645 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,382 I put a call into my contact. 646 00:31:15,382 --> 00:31:16,435 - [Mika] That's great. 647 00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:18,318 Do you think it can help us take out the jade 648 00:31:18,318 --> 00:31:20,420 and take over some of the production duties here? 649 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,485 It would be great to get started right away. 650 00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:23,420 - Mika, relax. 651 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,847 I'll get everything you need. 652 00:31:24,847 --> 00:31:26,508 And we'll be back on the other side of the border 653 00:31:26,508 --> 00:31:27,967 before you know what's going on. 654 00:31:27,967 --> 00:31:29,217 I guarantee it. 655 00:31:30,851 --> 00:31:31,867 (speaking in foreign language) 656 00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:33,323 - [Man] Okay (speaks in foreign language) 657 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:35,906 (bright music) 658 00:31:45,893 --> 00:31:50,564 (speaking in foreign language) 659 00:31:50,564 --> 00:31:53,147 (bright music) 660 00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:55,271 - Okay. 661 00:31:55,271 --> 00:31:57,478 Thank you very much. 662 00:31:57,478 --> 00:31:58,880 - Gracias. 663 00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,800 Bye. 664 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,383 (bright music) 665 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740 - I see you. 666 00:32:14,096 --> 00:32:15,345 - [Mika] Dad. 667 00:32:15,345 --> 00:32:18,132 - Of course I brought her. 668 00:32:18,132 --> 00:32:20,715 (bright music) 669 00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:25,728 - [Announcer] Here's the Boxmasters with "I Got Glendale". 670 00:32:25,728 --> 00:32:27,688 - I think we can take a cab to Bandelista 671 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:29,845 and then from there there's a train 672 00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:33,113 that I got us tickets to that goes to Chiono. 673 00:32:33,113 --> 00:32:36,276 (bright music) 674 00:32:36,276 --> 00:32:39,026 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 675 00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:42,537 - Why don't you just go to the mall tomorrow, Mika? 676 00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:43,412 Too scary out there. 677 00:32:43,412 --> 00:32:45,033 I don't want to leave the room. 678 00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:46,333 I just rather stay in the room. 679 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,825 - In order to get permission to use the jade, 680 00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:51,268 we kinda need to leave this hotel room. 681 00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:53,241 - I can get everything delivered. 682 00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:54,246 They have apps for that. 683 00:32:54,246 --> 00:32:55,079 They have everything. 684 00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:55,912 I can get the Mayan priest. 685 00:32:55,912 --> 00:32:56,745 I can get everything delivered. 686 00:32:56,745 --> 00:32:57,578 - Come on. 687 00:32:57,578 --> 00:32:58,411 You said that you've been here. 688 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:00,132 You've been here a bunch. 689 00:33:00,132 --> 00:33:01,945 Please, can you please just look at a map? 690 00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:02,778 Can you? 691 00:33:02,778 --> 00:33:04,514 - Mika, you're too uptight. 692 00:33:04,514 --> 00:33:06,027 That stress is really bad. 693 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,168 It's gonna kill you. 694 00:33:07,168 --> 00:33:09,620 I'm gonna take a shower. 695 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:10,948 This is boring. 696 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:13,241 You need to enjoy yourself a little more. 697 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,074 This is really boring. 698 00:33:20,942 --> 00:33:22,025 - [Mika] Dad. 699 00:33:23,763 --> 00:33:25,494 There's a rerun of your show on. 700 00:33:25,494 --> 00:33:26,946 - Well, hello there. 701 00:33:26,946 --> 00:33:28,911 Welcome to the Ben Harms show. 702 00:33:28,911 --> 00:33:30,298 This week, we're going to be 703 00:33:30,298 --> 00:33:33,298 talking about the dwarf king's jade. 704 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:35,316 - Oh my gosh. 705 00:33:35,316 --> 00:33:36,149 That's the jade. 706 00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:37,067 - One thing I wanna say before- 707 00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:38,317 - [Mika] You found the jade before? 708 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:40,569 - If you're going to mess with that, 709 00:33:40,569 --> 00:33:43,502 you had better get permission. 710 00:33:43,502 --> 00:33:44,460 You're a stag. 711 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:46,244 And then all of a sudden, 712 00:33:46,244 --> 00:33:50,079 it starts getting smaller and smaller. 713 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:51,992 It's like they've taken a pencil 714 00:33:51,992 --> 00:33:55,851 and stuck it into a pencil sharpener. 715 00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:57,176 And then when they pull it out, 716 00:33:57,176 --> 00:33:58,395 it's like a little stub 717 00:33:58,395 --> 00:34:01,645 with a dangly eraser hanging off of it. 718 00:34:02,537 --> 00:34:04,857 Hey Mika, you're not gonna believe this. 719 00:34:04,857 --> 00:34:08,440 There's the dwarf king in here on the wall. 720 00:34:10,861 --> 00:34:13,611 ♪ Da da da da da ♪ 721 00:34:21,002 --> 00:34:23,752 - [James] Joseph, we have a call. 722 00:34:26,117 --> 00:34:27,976 - Ah, it's exciting. 723 00:34:27,976 --> 00:34:28,822 - Hi. 724 00:34:28,822 --> 00:34:30,825 - Good afternoon, Veronica. 725 00:34:30,825 --> 00:34:32,216 - [Joseph] Or is it evening there? 726 00:34:32,216 --> 00:34:33,352 - It's evening. 727 00:34:33,352 --> 00:34:34,797 Well, tomorrow we are flying to meet 728 00:34:34,797 --> 00:34:36,360 with the priest at the highest order 729 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,054 and from there he will help us find everything else. 730 00:34:39,054 --> 00:34:42,073 It looks like we are on the road to having fun together. 731 00:34:42,073 --> 00:34:43,309 - Sounds perfect. 732 00:34:43,309 --> 00:34:45,265 - Clint's still looking for his own explorer. 733 00:34:45,265 --> 00:34:47,070 So one step ahead. 734 00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:50,274 A man's got to know his limitations. 735 00:34:50,274 --> 00:34:51,862 - Well. 736 00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:54,239 So I probably won't have service or wifi out in the jungle 737 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,215 so I'll call you from the SAT phone with updates. 738 00:34:56,215 --> 00:34:57,048 - [James] Perfect. 739 00:34:57,048 --> 00:34:58,083 We look forward to it. 740 00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,449 - Yes, be safe. 741 00:34:59,449 --> 00:35:00,282 - Bye, Veronica. 742 00:35:00,282 --> 00:35:01,662 - Bye, Veronica. 743 00:35:01,662 --> 00:35:04,245 (bright music) 744 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:17,793 - Reuben copy. 745 00:35:17,793 --> 00:35:18,626 Reuben. 746 00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:20,712 (bright music) 747 00:35:20,712 --> 00:35:22,271 Reuben, do you hear me? 748 00:35:22,271 --> 00:35:23,304 - [Reuben] Yes. 749 00:35:23,304 --> 00:35:28,304 - All right, I'm gonna coach you through this entire thing. 750 00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:30,944 I've got visual confirmation. 751 00:35:30,944 --> 00:35:33,555 We're gonna win this competition. 752 00:35:33,555 --> 00:35:35,104 I hope he learned his freaking lines. 753 00:35:35,104 --> 00:35:35,937 - [Reuben] What? 754 00:35:35,937 --> 00:35:37,529 - Uh, just go in. 755 00:35:37,529 --> 00:35:38,953 I got a script. 756 00:35:38,953 --> 00:35:42,155 I can feed you lines, but remember this is improv. 757 00:35:42,155 --> 00:35:43,655 So don't hesitate. 758 00:35:47,908 --> 00:35:50,491 (bright music) 759 00:35:58,649 --> 00:35:59,482 - Yeah. 760 00:35:59,482 --> 00:36:00,315 Well. 761 00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:02,055 Mom, I'm gonna get it to you. 762 00:36:02,055 --> 00:36:03,200 - Andy? 763 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,055 - Very soon, Beyonce. 764 00:36:05,055 --> 00:36:09,078 Yeah, well he should've put a ring on it and he did. 765 00:36:09,078 --> 00:36:10,225 All right, okay. 766 00:36:10,225 --> 00:36:12,240 Talk to you later, sweetums. 767 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,218 - Andy, I have got some intel for you. 768 00:36:15,218 --> 00:36:16,575 - Oh, goodie. 769 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:17,408 All right. 770 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:18,408 And welcome. 771 00:36:20,674 --> 00:36:21,507 - Well. 772 00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:24,047 - Tell him about the dwarf king movie. 773 00:36:24,047 --> 00:36:25,157 - The dwarf king movie 774 00:36:25,157 --> 00:36:28,135 is officially going into pre-production. 775 00:36:28,135 --> 00:36:29,605 - Yeah, that's good, you see. 776 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,583 When you told me you had intel, 777 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:35,628 then I was expecting information that I didn't already have. 778 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:37,262 - Oh, but there's more. 779 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,188 See, they've hired this really young, 780 00:36:39,188 --> 00:36:41,959 wannabe producer named Veronica Lake. 781 00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:45,289 She's gonna handle all of the field research in Guatemala 782 00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:46,705 and all of the production stuff. 783 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,100 - Interesting. 784 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:51,168 Do you think this girl has the skills to get the job done? 785 00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:52,636 - She talks a good game. 786 00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:55,646 - Well then Joshua, now we've got some competition. 787 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:57,005 - Oh, but it gets even better. 788 00:36:57,005 --> 00:37:01,093 You'll never guess who the other half of her team is. 789 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:01,926 Ben Harms. 790 00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:04,169 - No. 791 00:37:04,169 --> 00:37:05,002 - [Reuben] Yes. 792 00:37:05,002 --> 00:37:05,835 - No. 793 00:37:05,835 --> 00:37:08,326 - Ben the wildebeest Harms? 794 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:09,534 - Wildebeest. 795 00:37:09,534 --> 00:37:11,551 - Are they trying to blow this gig? 796 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:13,210 - I don't know, but that's what's gonna happen 797 00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:16,381 and I'm gonna keep you informed. 798 00:37:16,381 --> 00:37:17,906 - Yeah. 799 00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:19,073 Yeah, you are. 800 00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:20,758 This is good. 801 00:37:20,758 --> 00:37:21,655 Okay. 802 00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:24,251 So if you're gonna wanna present this in front of Clint, 803 00:37:24,251 --> 00:37:25,797 we're gonna have to put all this information 804 00:37:25,797 --> 00:37:27,716 in an electric press kit form. 805 00:37:27,716 --> 00:37:30,142 - Tell him you don't have enough for a press packet yet. 806 00:37:30,142 --> 00:37:33,506 - Oh, I don't have enough for a press kit yet but. 807 00:37:33,506 --> 00:37:36,218 - It's the only format that he'll watch it under. 808 00:37:36,218 --> 00:37:37,800 He's very particular. 809 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,398 You understand, right? 810 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:40,793 - [Josh] Ask him what you would have to do. 811 00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:41,626 - Yes. 812 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:42,728 Okay, so what would I have to do? 813 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:43,956 - Oh, we got a gal. 814 00:37:43,956 --> 00:37:44,789 She's great. 815 00:37:44,789 --> 00:37:45,622 She does all our stuff. 816 00:37:45,622 --> 00:37:46,455 She's very good. 817 00:37:46,455 --> 00:37:49,228 She might even give you a little discount. 818 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:53,388 Charge between a three and five and a half K. 819 00:37:53,388 --> 00:37:55,573 Shouldn't be a problem, should it? 820 00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:56,406 - What? 821 00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:59,395 No, that is the most I have ever heard. 822 00:37:59,395 --> 00:38:01,161 - That's the most I've ever heard. 823 00:38:01,161 --> 00:38:04,994 - This is a very competitive business, Joshua. 824 00:38:06,128 --> 00:38:08,083 - Close the deal. 825 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:08,916 - Yes. 826 00:38:09,953 --> 00:38:10,786 Yes, of course. 827 00:38:10,786 --> 00:38:12,179 I'll make it happen. 828 00:38:12,179 --> 00:38:13,196 - Great. 829 00:38:13,196 --> 00:38:14,985 Then we can move forward. 830 00:38:14,985 --> 00:38:18,283 Hey, I'm gonna tell Clint what a good job you're doing. 831 00:38:18,283 --> 00:38:19,593 We're gonna find you a new home here 832 00:38:19,593 --> 00:38:22,350 at this production company. 833 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,322 Put it here. 834 00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:25,905 (bright music) 835 00:38:36,331 --> 00:38:37,164 - Dad. 836 00:38:38,964 --> 00:38:40,047 Good morning. 837 00:38:42,761 --> 00:38:43,604 Dad. 838 00:38:43,604 --> 00:38:46,929 (bright music) 839 00:38:46,929 --> 00:38:48,052 Dad. 840 00:38:48,052 --> 00:38:53,052 (bright music) (man snoring) 841 00:39:20,077 --> 00:39:20,910 Taxi. 842 00:39:24,252 --> 00:39:26,835 (upbeat music) 843 00:39:37,425 --> 00:39:38,258 Taxi. 844 00:39:40,221 --> 00:39:41,054 (phone ringing) 845 00:39:41,054 --> 00:39:43,540 (speaking in foreign language) 846 00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:46,123 (upbeat music) 847 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:48,973 Taxi. 848 00:39:49,998 --> 00:39:50,950 Taxi. 849 00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:52,275 Hello, cab. 850 00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:53,335 - Oh, no need to call a cab. 851 00:39:53,335 --> 00:39:55,859 I have a rideshare coming up around the corner here. 852 00:39:55,859 --> 00:39:57,384 - Oh, an international rideshare. 853 00:39:57,384 --> 00:39:59,027 - Yeah, my wife and I just called. 854 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:00,297 You can catch a ride with us. 855 00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:02,539 - Okay, that sounds like a greener option. 856 00:40:02,539 --> 00:40:03,550 - Yeah, right this way. 857 00:40:03,550 --> 00:40:06,632 My wife and I used to run a church over here. 858 00:40:06,632 --> 00:40:08,316 - What a beautiful area. 859 00:40:08,316 --> 00:40:10,016 - Yeah, it's a really nice place. 860 00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:12,202 I've been living here about five years. 861 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,400 The city is really nice. 862 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,795 Met a lot of people from all over the world. 863 00:40:15,795 --> 00:40:17,057 - Oh, you live here. 864 00:40:17,057 --> 00:40:17,923 That's so great. 865 00:40:17,923 --> 00:40:20,337 - Think the car's gonna pick us up right here. 866 00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:21,254 - Where's your wife? 867 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:23,760 - She's gonna be on her way any minute. 868 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,593 - Cool. 869 00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:25,426 - Yeah. 870 00:40:28,437 --> 00:40:30,452 We got you now, you little bitch. 871 00:40:30,452 --> 00:40:31,384 Good luck. 872 00:40:31,384 --> 00:40:34,134 (dramatic music) 873 00:40:37,196 --> 00:40:39,613 (soft music) 874 00:40:44,012 --> 00:40:45,247 - Rusty. 875 00:40:45,247 --> 00:40:48,080 (animal growling) 876 00:40:49,578 --> 00:40:52,240 (soft music) 877 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,073 Mika. 878 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,729 You in the bathroom? 879 00:40:56,729 --> 00:40:59,146 (soft music) 880 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,154 Mika. 881 00:41:05,154 --> 00:41:08,321 (soft dramatic music) 882 00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:16,720 (bright music) 883 00:41:29,849 --> 00:41:33,766 (speaking in foreign language) 884 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,622 (bright music) 885 00:41:58,622 --> 00:41:59,882 - I want tons of updates. 886 00:41:59,882 --> 00:42:01,233 We need to know exactly what's happening 887 00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:03,601 before the fricking wonder twins unite. 888 00:42:03,601 --> 00:42:04,434 - No, no, no. 889 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:05,988 I have a spy on the ground. 890 00:42:05,988 --> 00:42:08,228 He's giving me information 24 seven. 891 00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:09,888 - Good, good, good. 892 00:42:09,888 --> 00:42:11,638 Clint will like that. 893 00:42:12,736 --> 00:42:15,208 Oh hey, one other thing. 894 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:17,207 I was just checking out your presence online. 895 00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:18,881 There's a problem. 896 00:42:18,881 --> 00:42:20,902 You don't have one. 897 00:42:20,902 --> 00:42:23,096 I think if you want Clint to take you seriously, 898 00:42:23,096 --> 00:42:25,046 you need to have a publicist. 899 00:42:25,046 --> 00:42:26,320 - A publicist? 900 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,078 - Yes, everybody's doing it these days. 901 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:30,232 We have someone who takes care of all that stuff. 902 00:42:30,232 --> 00:42:31,382 She's great for about- 903 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,363 - Ooh. 904 00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:33,446 I don't know. 905 00:42:36,274 --> 00:42:38,482 - What'd you say Josh? 906 00:42:38,482 --> 00:42:41,428 You're not sure because I wanna know 907 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,306 if you wanna be a player in the game 908 00:42:43,306 --> 00:42:45,199 or if you're just wasting my time. 909 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:46,061 - I want to be a player. 910 00:42:46,061 --> 00:42:47,192 - Do you wanna be a player in the game, Josh? 911 00:42:47,192 --> 00:42:48,442 - I wanna play. 912 00:42:49,596 --> 00:42:50,852 I wanna play. 913 00:42:50,852 --> 00:42:53,269 (soft music) 914 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,539 - Have you seen a little blonde? 915 00:43:09,539 --> 00:43:11,956 (soft music) 916 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:28,766 Mika. 917 00:43:28,766 --> 00:43:30,960 Oh, (speaks in foreign language). 918 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,377 (soft music) 919 00:43:44,278 --> 00:43:49,278 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 920 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:04,977 - [Woman] I see your trouble. 921 00:44:04,977 --> 00:44:09,977 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 922 00:45:35,143 --> 00:45:36,276 - Excuse me. 923 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:38,252 You know how to get to Chiono? 924 00:45:38,252 --> 00:45:39,262 Chiono? 925 00:45:39,262 --> 00:45:40,762 - No, no, no, no. 926 00:45:40,762 --> 00:45:42,513 (speaking in foreign language) (bright music) 927 00:45:42,513 --> 00:45:43,403 - Oh geez. 928 00:45:43,403 --> 00:45:47,926 (speaking in foreign language) (bright music) 929 00:45:47,926 --> 00:45:50,426 (man gasping) 930 00:45:51,728 --> 00:45:52,978 - [Woman] Help. 931 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,237 Help, help. 932 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:59,423 (soft dramatic music) 933 00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:02,929 - You listen here, mister. 934 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,862 I am definitely reporting you to rideshare. 935 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:07,233 You can kiss your five star rating goodbye, buddy. 936 00:46:07,233 --> 00:46:10,952 (soft dramatic music) 937 00:46:10,952 --> 00:46:12,119 - So La Rubia. 938 00:46:14,683 --> 00:46:16,994 You thought you could sneak into my country 939 00:46:16,994 --> 00:46:19,512 and take what's mine? 940 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:20,345 - What? 941 00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:21,820 Is this about the jade or the virgins? 942 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,745 - The jade. 943 00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:24,948 You and el bruto thought you could 944 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,837 move my product in my country. 945 00:46:27,837 --> 00:46:29,060 - Oh no, no, no, no. 946 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:29,893 Wait. 947 00:46:29,893 --> 00:46:30,726 - Yes, yes. 948 00:46:30,726 --> 00:46:33,490 You thought you could take over my cartel. 949 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:34,990 No one touches me. 950 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:39,508 No one has a chance to get to El Jade. 951 00:46:39,508 --> 00:46:41,700 King Kong doesn't have a chance. 952 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:44,865 King Kong doesn't mess with El Jade. 953 00:46:44,865 --> 00:46:45,698 Denzel. 954 00:46:45,698 --> 00:46:46,649 Yes, son. 955 00:46:46,649 --> 00:46:48,724 - Dad, sorry to interrupt your whole drug lord thing here, 956 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:49,673 but I can't get online. 957 00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:50,862 Did you change the password again? 958 00:46:50,862 --> 00:46:51,978 - No, it's on the fridge, son. 959 00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:52,811 It's written on the fridge. 960 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:53,644 Go, go. 961 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,787 - No, no, it's not. 962 00:46:54,787 --> 00:46:55,933 - I put it on there myself. 963 00:46:55,933 --> 00:46:57,135 It's on a white piece of paper. 964 00:46:57,135 --> 00:46:57,968 Please son, go. 965 00:46:57,968 --> 00:46:59,269 - [Son] It's not there. 966 00:46:59,269 --> 00:47:01,796 - There's a machine gun magnet 967 00:47:01,796 --> 00:47:02,998 holding a white piece of paper 968 00:47:02,998 --> 00:47:04,266 about two thirds of the way up. 969 00:47:04,266 --> 00:47:06,433 - [Son] No, no, not there. 970 00:47:08,043 --> 00:47:09,028 - Give me your pad. 971 00:47:09,028 --> 00:47:09,961 I think I remember it. 972 00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:10,794 - [Son] Great. 973 00:47:10,794 --> 00:47:11,627 - Hurry. 974 00:47:11,627 --> 00:47:13,167 Just a second. 975 00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:14,000 - Thanks. 976 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:14,833 Gonna stream zombie run again now. 977 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:15,666 - Zombie run. 978 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,666 That is so violent, son. 979 00:47:18,883 --> 00:47:19,716 Okay. 980 00:47:22,642 --> 00:47:23,475 - Help. 981 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,943 - Here. 982 00:47:26,943 --> 00:47:28,690 Okay, throw her in the crocodile pit. 983 00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:29,523 - No, you can't. 984 00:47:29,523 --> 00:47:31,794 - Son, how many times I gotta say this is daddy's job? 985 00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:32,806 This is what I do for a living. 986 00:47:32,806 --> 00:47:33,639 This is what pays for the wifi. 987 00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:35,190 - This isn't la rubia. 988 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:36,023 - What? 989 00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:38,693 - This is the girl of my dreams. 990 00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:40,349 - What are you talking about? 991 00:47:40,349 --> 00:47:42,839 - This is the girl of my dreams. 992 00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:45,672 - What are you talking about, son? 993 00:47:46,974 --> 00:47:49,176 - You can't kill who I am to marry. 994 00:47:49,176 --> 00:47:52,009 ♪ Makeup tutorial ♪ 995 00:47:53,668 --> 00:47:56,565 This one is inner zombie. 996 00:47:56,565 --> 00:48:00,976 - Our inner zombie souls are meant to be together. 997 00:48:00,976 --> 00:48:03,393 (soft music) 998 00:48:05,410 --> 00:48:06,410 - Okay, son. 999 00:48:07,992 --> 00:48:08,825 Boys. 1000 00:48:09,668 --> 00:48:11,617 (soft music) 1001 00:48:11,617 --> 00:48:13,034 The gringo lives. 1002 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,277 But we celebrate because tonight my son is getting married. 1003 00:48:20,738 --> 00:48:22,336 - Sweet. 1004 00:48:22,336 --> 00:48:25,709 I'm gonna update my followers with bids of this 1005 00:48:25,709 --> 00:48:27,222 - I can't marry your kid. 1006 00:48:27,222 --> 00:48:29,572 - Yeah, you got to because if I can't kill you right now, 1007 00:48:29,572 --> 00:48:32,191 I gotta keep my eye on you forever. 1008 00:48:32,191 --> 00:48:33,348 Plus it's great news for me 1009 00:48:33,348 --> 00:48:38,348 'cause I was 95% sure he was gay (laughs). 1010 00:48:41,558 --> 00:48:42,391 Relax. 1011 00:48:42,391 --> 00:48:45,335 It's not like you're gonna have to put out tonight. 1012 00:48:45,335 --> 00:48:47,011 You are a woman, right? 1013 00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:49,141 Ah, close enough. 1014 00:48:49,141 --> 00:48:52,050 - There's actually still blood on it from when he died. 1015 00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:52,883 So cool. 1016 00:48:54,294 --> 00:48:56,138 I love talking to him all the time. 1017 00:48:56,138 --> 00:48:59,242 Whenever I get lonely or sad or dad's not around. 1018 00:48:59,242 --> 00:49:00,726 He's just, he's a great guy. 1019 00:49:00,726 --> 00:49:02,697 He's really cool. 1020 00:49:02,697 --> 00:49:04,780 But yeah, that's my room. 1021 00:49:06,088 --> 00:49:07,449 - Great room. 1022 00:49:07,449 --> 00:49:12,197 - On my site I've listed the best zombie movies of all time. 1023 00:49:12,197 --> 00:49:15,093 I don't know how to explain it, but since I was a kid 1024 00:49:15,093 --> 00:49:17,010 and I saw Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, 1025 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:19,645 I just I knew that's what I was meant to be. 1026 00:49:19,645 --> 00:49:21,068 I saw your video on the internet 1027 00:49:21,068 --> 00:49:24,412 and I knew we were meant to be together in life 1028 00:49:24,412 --> 00:49:29,412 and afterlife should there ever be a zombie apocalypse. 1029 00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:32,398 (soft music) 1030 00:49:32,398 --> 00:49:35,594 - Oh (laughs). 1031 00:49:35,594 --> 00:49:36,427 Bathroom. 1032 00:49:36,427 --> 00:49:37,591 Girl problems. 1033 00:49:37,591 --> 00:49:38,424 - Hello. 1034 00:49:41,166 --> 00:49:42,833 - He's always there? 1035 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,924 (bright music) 1036 00:49:48,924 --> 00:49:53,007 So, you want my wedding day to be special, right? 1037 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,925 Okay, I just have one request. 1038 00:49:57,925 --> 00:49:58,842 - Anything. 1039 00:50:04,005 --> 00:50:06,422 (soft music) 1040 00:50:09,986 --> 00:50:11,724 - I'm proud of you, son. 1041 00:50:11,724 --> 00:50:14,057 Whatever it is you do, just. 1042 00:50:16,248 --> 00:50:20,402 I think you're my son though we have nothing in common, 1043 00:50:20,402 --> 00:50:21,588 but you do look like the guy 1044 00:50:21,588 --> 00:50:24,471 that fixed the roof an awful lot. 1045 00:50:24,471 --> 00:50:28,221 Very small and kind of a monkey looking dude. 1046 00:50:29,087 --> 00:50:29,920 Very. 1047 00:50:31,105 --> 00:50:33,803 He and your mom went shopping together a lot. 1048 00:50:33,803 --> 00:50:36,220 (soft music) 1049 00:50:39,765 --> 00:50:44,765 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 1050 00:50:57,113 --> 00:50:59,696 (bright music) 1051 00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:29,413 It's okay. 1052 00:51:29,413 --> 00:51:31,155 She'll be here. 1053 00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:33,604 Or I'm gonna kill her. 1054 00:51:33,604 --> 00:51:36,713 And I actually mean that literally kill her. 1055 00:51:36,713 --> 00:51:37,628 Yeah. 1056 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:40,045 (soft music) 1057 00:52:00,946 --> 00:52:05,065 That's what happened to your first mom when she disappeared. 1058 00:52:05,065 --> 00:52:05,898 Yeah. 1059 00:52:07,508 --> 00:52:08,341 - Makes sense. 1060 00:52:08,341 --> 00:52:09,174 - Yeah. 1061 00:52:09,174 --> 00:52:11,551 She's buried right over there. 1062 00:52:11,551 --> 00:52:12,384 Sad. 1063 00:52:12,384 --> 00:52:14,903 Sad day when that happened. 1064 00:52:14,903 --> 00:52:15,736 Sad day. 1065 00:52:15,736 --> 00:52:17,365 Messy, messy too. 1066 00:52:17,365 --> 00:52:19,448 She was a scrapper, yeah. 1067 00:52:20,456 --> 00:52:21,342 Yeah, it took. 1068 00:52:21,342 --> 00:52:24,425 Remember that when we killed his mom? 1069 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,976 That was not an easy one. 1070 00:52:27,976 --> 00:52:29,700 You know, big lady. 1071 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,743 Big, tough. 1072 00:52:30,743 --> 00:52:33,077 I mean, she gave as good as you got, believe me. 1073 00:52:33,077 --> 00:52:34,263 I got stab wounds here. 1074 00:52:34,263 --> 00:52:35,445 These guys. 1075 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,848 Didn't you lose a nut? 1076 00:52:37,848 --> 00:52:38,998 Jesus. 1077 00:52:38,998 --> 00:52:41,581 (bright music) 1078 00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:12,017 - Hey, have you seen my kid? 1079 00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:15,837 - No. 1080 00:53:15,837 --> 00:53:16,670 No. 1081 00:53:16,670 --> 00:53:18,840 - Do you know where El Jade's hacienda's at? 1082 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,718 - El Jade? 1083 00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:20,551 No good. 1084 00:53:20,551 --> 00:53:22,210 Hacienda, yes I know. 1085 00:53:22,210 --> 00:53:23,576 - Can you give me a ride there? 1086 00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:24,764 - Okay. - Okay. 1087 00:53:24,764 --> 00:53:25,597 - Hop in, I'll take you. 1088 00:53:25,597 --> 00:53:26,430 - Oh man, thank you. 1089 00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:28,016 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1090 00:53:28,016 --> 00:53:29,979 I appreciate that. 1091 00:53:29,979 --> 00:53:32,562 (bright music) 1092 00:53:38,763 --> 00:53:41,204 - The gringo arrested for drugs. 1093 00:53:41,204 --> 00:53:42,804 Get jail for life. 1094 00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:43,644 Send the money. 1095 00:53:43,644 --> 00:53:46,144 Your friend is in big trouble. 1096 00:53:47,173 --> 00:53:48,104 - I don't understand. 1097 00:53:48,104 --> 00:53:48,937 Josh. 1098 00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:51,249 You gotta get me out of here. 1099 00:53:51,249 --> 00:53:52,744 Josh. 1100 00:53:52,744 --> 00:53:54,256 - You want a chair, gringo? 1101 00:53:54,256 --> 00:53:55,307 - You gotta get me out of here. 1102 00:53:55,307 --> 00:53:57,402 - In Guatemala, we don't like ice. 1103 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,725 - I'm not cut out for this, Josh. 1104 00:53:58,725 --> 00:54:01,012 (speaking in foreign language) 1105 00:54:01,012 --> 00:54:02,214 - Send the money. 1106 00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:04,759 Yes, we take credit card. 1107 00:54:04,759 --> 00:54:07,041 We take him wherever you want. 1108 00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:09,062 We are on the same team. 1109 00:54:09,062 --> 00:54:14,062 (speaking in foreign language) (bright music) 1110 00:54:20,575 --> 00:54:21,872 - Oh no. 1111 00:54:21,872 --> 00:54:24,289 (soft music) 1112 00:54:38,134 --> 00:54:39,116 Dad. 1113 00:54:39,116 --> 00:54:40,224 Dad. 1114 00:54:40,224 --> 00:54:41,449 Dad. 1115 00:54:41,449 --> 00:54:42,282 Oh, Dad. 1116 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:44,406 Dad. 1117 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:45,863 Oh, hi. 1118 00:54:45,863 --> 00:54:47,292 - Why you dressed like that for? 1119 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:48,125 - No time to talk about it. 1120 00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,709 The Creole cartel is after me. 1121 00:54:49,709 --> 00:54:50,709 We gotta go. 1122 00:54:52,766 --> 00:54:54,460 We gotta go this way though. 1123 00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:55,655 Turn around. 1124 00:54:55,655 --> 00:54:58,052 (bright music) 1125 00:54:58,052 --> 00:54:59,334 Go, go, go. 1126 00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:01,917 (bright music) 1127 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,625 (soft music) 1128 00:55:30,725 --> 00:55:32,720 - [Hector] Jesus. 1129 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,830 (soft music) 1130 00:55:35,830 --> 00:55:38,466 Gotta be here somewhere. 1131 00:55:38,466 --> 00:55:41,633 (soft dramatic music) 1132 00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:40,089 - Honey, I got your bag here. 1133 00:56:40,089 --> 00:56:41,455 Pretty sure there's some clothes in it. 1134 00:56:41,455 --> 00:56:43,438 You need to get out of that wedding dress. 1135 00:56:43,438 --> 00:56:47,438 - [Reporter] Whoever is involved in this unrest. 1136 00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:52,121 It has come to our attention that an important ancient 1137 00:56:52,121 --> 00:56:55,204 and powerful jade carving was stolen. 1138 00:56:56,297 --> 00:56:58,991 The last time it was out of the control 1139 00:56:58,991 --> 00:57:01,247 of the generation of priests 1140 00:57:01,247 --> 00:57:06,134 was when a small contingent of Spanish and Ecuadorians. 1141 00:57:06,134 --> 00:57:09,041 (phone ringing) 1142 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:12,895 - Tell me something that's gonna make my day. 1143 00:57:12,895 --> 00:57:16,401 - I have the jade and I'm sending it to you. 1144 00:57:16,401 --> 00:57:20,482 - That is what I wanted to hear (laughs). 1145 00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:23,223 - I want you to know I've been talking to the people here 1146 00:57:23,223 --> 00:57:25,746 and those police officers thought you're talking about ICE 1147 00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,884 as in immigration and customs enforcement. 1148 00:57:27,884 --> 00:57:29,477 I thought we're fighting the ISIS. 1149 00:57:29,477 --> 00:57:30,919 Tell me what's really going on. 1150 00:57:30,919 --> 00:57:32,502 - Okay now, Hector. 1151 00:57:33,642 --> 00:57:36,185 You said you sent the jade. 1152 00:57:36,185 --> 00:57:37,069 - Yes but. 1153 00:57:37,069 --> 00:57:39,450 - Hector, there's just one more thing 1154 00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:41,450 I want you to do for me. 1155 00:57:42,753 --> 00:57:44,080 - I thought about this. 1156 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,601 I know what you're up to, but I like these Guatemalans. 1157 00:57:48,601 --> 00:57:51,723 They just keep the dwarf jade DNA in the cave. 1158 00:57:51,723 --> 00:57:54,561 It's a part of their heritage. 1159 00:57:54,561 --> 00:57:56,745 I'm not cut out to be a spy, Josh. 1160 00:57:56,745 --> 00:57:57,995 I'm not meant to be mentally. 1161 00:57:57,995 --> 00:57:59,844 - Okay, okay, okay. 1162 00:57:59,844 --> 00:58:00,734 Hector, breathe. 1163 00:58:00,734 --> 00:58:01,567 Breathe. 1164 00:58:01,567 --> 00:58:02,400 - I'm done. 1165 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,051 I'm done with you and your orders. 1166 00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:07,488 - Hector, don't talk to me that way. 1167 00:58:07,488 --> 00:58:10,641 I haven't given you my blessing for my sister yet. 1168 00:58:10,641 --> 00:58:15,391 - Amanda wouldn't want you to do this to the Guatemalans. 1169 00:58:21,744 --> 00:58:24,327 (upbeat music) 1170 00:58:37,154 --> 00:58:38,513 (phone ringing) 1171 00:58:38,513 --> 00:58:39,346 - Oh God. 1172 00:58:41,374 --> 00:58:42,207 Okay. 1173 00:58:43,852 --> 00:58:46,392 You're interrupting my me time. 1174 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,175 - [Josh] I just spoke to my man 1175 00:58:48,175 --> 00:58:50,452 and I knew I should call you right away. 1176 00:58:50,452 --> 00:58:51,789 - Continue. 1177 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:54,391 - Let's just say that their production 1178 00:58:54,391 --> 00:58:56,474 is gonna go up in flames. 1179 00:58:59,016 --> 00:59:02,849 My guy broke into the tomb and stole the jade. 1180 00:59:04,033 --> 00:59:06,801 They're gonna think it was Ben and Veronica. 1181 00:59:06,801 --> 00:59:09,691 Any chance they have of shooting on location 1182 00:59:09,691 --> 00:59:12,331 is just going to fall apart. 1183 00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:14,529 - Oh, that is good news. 1184 00:59:14,529 --> 00:59:15,362 Oh stop. 1185 00:59:15,362 --> 00:59:16,445 Don't tickle. 1186 00:59:17,890 --> 00:59:18,855 Oh, hey. 1187 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:19,688 Listen. 1188 00:59:19,688 --> 00:59:22,667 There's something else I wanted to talk to you about. 1189 00:59:22,667 --> 00:59:24,878 I may have just secured a major deal 1190 00:59:24,878 --> 00:59:27,211 with you here at Paso Bueno. 1191 00:59:28,849 --> 00:59:30,863 - Is it my position? 1192 00:59:30,863 --> 00:59:33,269 - As a matter of fact, it is. 1193 00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:35,436 I spoke directly to Clint. 1194 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,977 Two, three, four. 1195 00:59:39,115 --> 00:59:41,767 And he wants to bring you in on the Mayan movie. 1196 00:59:41,767 --> 00:59:44,057 - Well, yes, definitely. 1197 00:59:44,057 --> 00:59:45,457 That's very nice of him. 1198 00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:46,290 - Yeah. 1199 00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:49,913 This means a backend deal with major potential 1200 00:59:49,913 --> 00:59:53,795 and the executive producer credential for half. 1201 00:59:53,795 --> 00:59:55,898 You want it to be a player son, didn't you? 1202 00:59:55,898 --> 00:59:56,731 - Yes. 1203 00:59:56,731 --> 00:59:57,565 I wanna be a player. 1204 00:59:57,565 --> 00:59:58,524 - So of course all we need 1205 00:59:58,524 --> 01:00:01,601 is the $50,000 retainer to secure this. 1206 01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:05,565 The bigger you pay in now, the bigger the payday later. 1207 01:00:05,565 --> 01:00:08,097 I'm really very surprised that he has done this. 1208 01:00:08,097 --> 01:00:08,930 He is. 1209 01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:11,513 He's very particular, you know. 1210 01:00:12,439 --> 01:00:16,077 - I'm gonna have to talk to my banker. 1211 01:00:16,077 --> 01:00:17,241 - What? 1212 01:00:17,241 --> 01:00:18,074 Yeah, okay. 1213 01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:19,521 Well, there is a timeline, you know? 1214 01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:20,354 Okay. 1215 01:00:20,354 --> 01:00:21,187 So the sooner, the better. 1216 01:00:21,187 --> 01:00:22,441 Just let me know when you have it. 1217 01:00:22,441 --> 01:00:25,159 - But I wanna talk to Clint myself. 1218 01:00:25,159 --> 01:00:27,800 I wanna tell him that I'm ready. 1219 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,646 - Well, you know what, Joshua? 1220 01:00:30,646 --> 01:00:32,407 You've earned it. 1221 01:00:32,407 --> 01:00:34,601 I'm gonna have him call you. 1222 01:00:34,601 --> 01:00:36,084 Good job. 1223 01:00:36,084 --> 01:00:37,560 I truly (laughs). 1224 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,393 Stop. 1225 01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:39,476 Don't tickle. 1226 01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:44,474 - Yeah. 1227 01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:47,271 Make my day. 1228 01:00:48,886 --> 01:00:51,469 Punk (laughs). 1229 01:00:56,622 --> 01:00:59,110 - [Crowd] Thief, thief, thief, thief, 1230 01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:02,446 thief, thief, thief, thief, thief. 1231 01:01:02,446 --> 01:01:03,785 Worley brothers suck. 1232 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,240 Free the jade. 1233 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,799 Worley brothers suck. 1234 01:01:06,799 --> 01:01:08,246 Free the jade. 1235 01:01:08,246 --> 01:01:09,850 Worley brothers suck. 1236 01:01:09,850 --> 01:01:11,656 - [Reporter] Hot off the press. 1237 01:01:11,656 --> 01:01:12,947 - [Crowd] Worley brothers suck. 1238 01:01:12,947 --> 01:01:14,383 Free the jade. 1239 01:01:14,383 --> 01:01:15,813 Worley brothers suck. 1240 01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:17,421 Free the jade. 1241 01:01:17,421 --> 01:01:18,758 Worley brothers suck. 1242 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,596 Free the jade. 1243 01:01:20,596 --> 01:01:23,620 - They're saying someone broke into King Dwarf's tomb. 1244 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:25,966 - And stole the enchanted jade. 1245 01:01:25,966 --> 01:01:27,833 - And they think it was you. - And they think it was you. 1246 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:28,666 - What? 1247 01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:30,649 They think we stole the jade? 1248 01:01:30,649 --> 01:01:31,748 Well you can't possibly think 1249 01:01:31,748 --> 01:01:33,956 that we would do something like that. 1250 01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,841 - It doesn't matter what we believe. 1251 01:01:35,841 --> 01:01:37,366 - They filed charges against you 1252 01:01:37,366 --> 01:01:38,857 with the department of antiquities. 1253 01:01:38,857 --> 01:01:41,169 - As well as not being able to do any filming there. 1254 01:01:41,169 --> 01:01:42,953 - [Joseph] And you're banned from entering the country. 1255 01:01:42,953 --> 01:01:44,373 - Well maybe they have. 1256 01:01:44,373 --> 01:01:47,290 (static crackling) 1257 01:01:49,249 --> 01:01:52,170 Well, we got another problem. 1258 01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:53,438 The jade's been stolen. 1259 01:01:53,438 --> 01:01:54,478 The King Dwarf's jade. 1260 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,570 So we're wanted. 1261 01:01:55,570 --> 01:01:57,041 The police are after us. 1262 01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,747 With the creole cartel now. 1263 01:01:59,747 --> 01:02:00,580 - It's okay. 1264 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:01,413 We'll fix it. 1265 01:02:01,413 --> 01:02:02,246 Don't worry about it. 1266 01:02:02,246 --> 01:02:03,079 - We're not allowed to film in Guatemala, 1267 01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:04,849 so Clint will probably beat us for sure. 1268 01:02:04,849 --> 01:02:05,682 - [Ben] I don't think so. 1269 01:02:05,682 --> 01:02:06,660 We'll figure something out. 1270 01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:07,942 - And I'm out of a job. 1271 01:02:07,942 --> 01:02:08,775 - Don't worry about it. 1272 01:02:08,775 --> 01:02:10,102 I'll fix it. 1273 01:02:10,102 --> 01:02:13,155 Yeah, like I always fix everything. 1274 01:02:13,155 --> 01:02:15,572 (soft music) 1275 01:02:17,107 --> 01:02:17,940 - Well. 1276 01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:19,540 Maybe I can help you. 1277 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:20,373 - Yeah. 1278 01:02:20,373 --> 01:02:22,038 - My second wife's cousin. 1279 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:22,871 Nephew. 1280 01:02:22,871 --> 01:02:24,366 Calls me uncle. 1281 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,764 He is the guardian of the jade cave. 1282 01:02:26,764 --> 01:02:27,915 - With the dwarf king? 1283 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,303 - [Driver] Yes. 1284 01:02:29,303 --> 01:02:31,731 Would you like to go? 1285 01:02:31,731 --> 01:02:34,419 - Yeah, maybe we can talk to him. 1286 01:02:34,419 --> 01:02:35,252 - Well jump on in. 1287 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,607 Let's go. 1288 01:02:36,607 --> 01:02:39,190 (bright music) 1289 01:02:42,387 --> 01:02:45,304 (speaking in foreign language) (bright music) 1290 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:47,887 (bright music) 1291 01:03:11,529 --> 01:03:13,600 - Is everything all right? 1292 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,705 (bright music) 1293 01:03:15,705 --> 01:03:17,539 - Oh, not again. 1294 01:03:17,539 --> 01:03:20,122 (bright music) 1295 01:03:29,229 --> 01:03:30,651 It happens all the time. 1296 01:03:30,651 --> 01:03:31,734 It's too hot. 1297 01:03:32,638 --> 01:03:34,259 - You think it's gonna be awhile? 1298 01:03:34,259 --> 01:03:36,132 - [Driver] Cool down take a long time. 1299 01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,983 - How far is that cave from here? 1300 01:03:37,983 --> 01:03:39,286 - Oh, not far at all. 1301 01:03:39,286 --> 01:03:41,335 Take the Valley, go to the ridge line. 1302 01:03:41,335 --> 01:03:42,429 - We're kinda in a hurry. 1303 01:03:42,429 --> 01:03:43,399 - We're gonna take off, partner. 1304 01:03:43,399 --> 01:03:44,866 You don't mind, right? - No, not at all. 1305 01:03:44,866 --> 01:03:45,699 - All right, okay. 1306 01:03:45,699 --> 01:03:46,532 We're out of here. 1307 01:03:46,532 --> 01:03:47,365 - All right. 1308 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:48,198 - Good luck. 1309 01:03:48,198 --> 01:03:49,031 - Thank you. 1310 01:03:49,031 --> 01:03:51,655 (bright music) 1311 01:03:51,655 --> 01:03:53,225 This way to the ridge way? 1312 01:03:53,225 --> 01:03:54,058 - Yes. 1313 01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:59,295 (bright music) 1314 01:03:59,295 --> 01:04:01,055 - This is taking a lot longer than I thought. 1315 01:04:01,055 --> 01:04:03,055 I think we should just get back to the hotel. 1316 01:04:03,055 --> 01:04:04,754 There were some terrible people after us. 1317 01:04:04,754 --> 01:04:06,557 - Mika, we've almost done this. 1318 01:04:06,557 --> 01:04:08,351 Do you know where we're at? 1319 01:04:08,351 --> 01:04:10,605 - No Dad, I have no idea where we are. 1320 01:04:10,605 --> 01:04:13,200 Probably because I was gagged, bagged, 1321 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,316 tossed in the trunk of a car 1322 01:04:14,316 --> 01:04:16,533 and driven to a hidden compound belonging to a drunk cartel 1323 01:04:16,533 --> 01:04:18,854 where I escape under extreme duress. 1324 01:04:18,854 --> 01:04:20,102 I have no idea where we are. 1325 01:04:20,102 --> 01:04:21,397 - Well Chino, it's right there. 1326 01:04:21,397 --> 01:04:22,956 We're not going back to the hotel 1327 01:04:22,956 --> 01:04:24,955 and we're gonna finish this. 1328 01:04:24,955 --> 01:04:27,538 (bright music) 1329 01:04:35,576 --> 01:04:36,983 - So anyway, they think that we're a part 1330 01:04:36,983 --> 01:04:39,963 of this American drug cartel that are his rivals 1331 01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:43,027 here to take over their territory, La Rubia and El Bruto. 1332 01:04:43,027 --> 01:04:43,860 - El Bruto? 1333 01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:44,693 I kind of like that. 1334 01:04:44,693 --> 01:04:45,720 That's got a ring to it. 1335 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,046 - Trust me, you don't wanna be him 1336 01:04:47,046 --> 01:04:49,107 unless you like swimming with crocodiles. 1337 01:04:49,107 --> 01:04:50,151 - [Ben] They were gonna make you marry 1338 01:04:50,151 --> 01:04:51,928 a child groom because of that? 1339 01:04:51,928 --> 01:04:52,761 - [Mika] No. 1340 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:53,847 - The tree of life. 1341 01:04:53,847 --> 01:04:55,260 That's the one that my contact told me 1342 01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:56,910 that priest would be near. 1343 01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,254 That's it right there. 1344 01:04:59,254 --> 01:05:00,474 No, Mika, sh. 1345 01:05:00,474 --> 01:05:03,614 (soft music) 1346 01:05:03,614 --> 01:05:07,531 (speaking in foreign language) 1347 01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:09,408 Okay Mika, look. 1348 01:05:09,408 --> 01:05:13,161 It's really important that you're calm, relaxed, 1349 01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:16,624 and you do not freak the priest out. 1350 01:05:16,624 --> 01:05:21,624 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 1351 01:05:35,456 --> 01:05:37,883 (soft dramatic music) 1352 01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:38,883 - That's it? 1353 01:05:42,201 --> 01:05:44,260 - [Ben] That's it. 1354 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:47,427 (soft dramatic music) 1355 01:06:01,637 --> 01:06:06,637 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 1356 01:06:07,703 --> 01:06:09,036 - Your holiness. 1357 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,050 - I am here. 1358 01:06:13,824 --> 01:06:17,181 - Hi, I'm so sorry to disturb you. 1359 01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:18,463 - Your uncle sent us here. 1360 01:06:18,463 --> 01:06:21,623 Said you were in charge of Mayan patrimony. 1361 01:06:21,623 --> 01:06:24,613 - There is an injustice that needs to be corrected. 1362 01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:27,696 You are wise to come seek my consult. 1363 01:06:28,676 --> 01:06:29,983 - We'd like to help. 1364 01:06:29,983 --> 01:06:31,645 - We did not steal that jade. 1365 01:06:31,645 --> 01:06:34,368 We wouldn't do anything like that. 1366 01:06:34,368 --> 01:06:36,703 - I can already tell by looking at you 1367 01:06:36,703 --> 01:06:39,680 that you are not responsible. 1368 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,847 (soft dramatic music) 1369 01:06:47,453 --> 01:06:48,453 The culprit. 1370 01:06:51,438 --> 01:06:53,347 Is from Los Angeles. 1371 01:06:53,347 --> 01:06:55,069 (soft dramatic music) 1372 01:06:55,069 --> 01:06:57,818 - [Mika] We'd like you to come to L.A. 1373 01:06:57,818 --> 01:07:00,235 - Thank you, but I cannot go. 1374 01:07:01,255 --> 01:07:03,467 I must stay here. 1375 01:07:03,467 --> 01:07:05,582 This, all of this. 1376 01:07:05,582 --> 01:07:07,794 This is my place. 1377 01:07:07,794 --> 01:07:09,461 Those are my people. 1378 01:07:10,384 --> 01:07:12,492 I must stay here with them. 1379 01:07:12,492 --> 01:07:15,273 I have to wait for the jade here, 1380 01:07:15,273 --> 01:07:18,987 but I will be with you at every step. 1381 01:07:18,987 --> 01:07:23,987 (speaking in foreign language) (soft dramatic music) 1382 01:07:25,836 --> 01:07:26,766 - Is there another way out of here? 1383 01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:27,941 - Yes, there's a back way. 1384 01:07:27,941 --> 01:07:29,124 - Let's go. 1385 01:07:29,124 --> 01:07:31,874 (dramatic music) 1386 01:07:59,419 --> 01:08:01,419 - You go down this hole. 1387 01:08:02,964 --> 01:08:03,797 - Ah yeah. 1388 01:08:03,797 --> 01:08:05,987 - No, do not kidnap me. 1389 01:08:05,987 --> 01:08:07,120 - Don't worry. 1390 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,870 (dramatic music) 1391 01:08:32,119 --> 01:08:34,786 (man screaming) 1392 01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:42,218 Okay. 1393 01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:43,431 - Which way? - Where to? 1394 01:08:43,431 --> 01:08:44,338 - That way. 1395 01:08:44,338 --> 01:08:47,088 (dramatic music) 1396 01:08:58,585 --> 01:08:59,602 - Where's the air field at? 1397 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:00,435 - This way. 1398 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:01,740 - Okay, great. 1399 01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:04,490 (dramatic music) 1400 01:09:07,391 --> 01:09:08,224 Okay, Mika. 1401 01:09:08,224 --> 01:09:09,359 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1402 01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:11,745 Okay guys, I'm gonna go hot wire that airplane over there. 1403 01:09:11,745 --> 01:09:13,743 You guys wait here, okay. 1404 01:09:13,743 --> 01:09:18,160 When you hear the propeller start to turn, run. 1405 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,327 (soft dramatic music) 1406 01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:06,704 - Okay, come on, let's go. 1407 01:10:06,704 --> 01:10:07,537 Let's go. 1408 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,211 - It is my duty to stay. 1409 01:10:09,211 --> 01:10:11,393 It would honor me to be a distraction. 1410 01:10:11,393 --> 01:10:13,362 Just please find the jade. 1411 01:10:13,362 --> 01:10:14,851 - You're just scared. 1412 01:10:14,851 --> 01:10:16,518 - It is my wish, go. 1413 01:10:19,112 --> 01:10:21,030 - [Mika] Be ready. 1414 01:10:21,030 --> 01:10:26,030 (soft dramatic music) (speaking in foreign language) 1415 01:10:34,071 --> 01:10:35,676 - Where's the priest at? 1416 01:10:35,676 --> 01:10:36,509 - He was scared. 1417 01:10:36,509 --> 01:10:38,073 He's over there. 1418 01:10:38,073 --> 01:10:43,073 (speaking in foreign language) (soft dramatic music) 1419 01:10:44,111 --> 01:10:46,515 - [Ben] Get over here. 1420 01:10:46,515 --> 01:10:47,828 - Priest. 1421 01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,066 (gun firing) (soft dramatic music) 1422 01:10:50,066 --> 01:10:50,899 - Ah. 1423 01:10:52,838 --> 01:10:57,838 (speaking in foreign language) (soft dramatic music) 1424 01:11:05,335 --> 01:11:06,777 We are going to die. 1425 01:11:06,777 --> 01:11:08,444 We are going to die. 1426 01:11:10,574 --> 01:11:11,407 - Dad. 1427 01:11:11,407 --> 01:11:12,240 - It's okay. 1428 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,007 He'll wake up when we get there. 1429 01:11:15,007 --> 01:11:17,550 Boy, what did you do to upset those guys so much 1430 01:11:17,550 --> 01:11:19,473 leaving that kid at the altar? 1431 01:11:19,473 --> 01:11:23,074 - They still think we're those two American drug lords. 1432 01:11:23,074 --> 01:11:26,150 (upbeat music) (gun firing) 1433 01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:27,776 Dad, do you know where we're gonna go? 1434 01:11:27,776 --> 01:11:29,295 - We're just gonna follow the river. 1435 01:11:29,295 --> 01:11:30,960 - [Mika] Okay. 1436 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:35,960 (upbeat music) (gun firing) 1437 01:11:41,353 --> 01:11:44,270 (thunder rumbling) 1438 01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:50,169 - Okay Mika, we have a little bit of a problem here. 1439 01:11:50,169 --> 01:11:51,681 Yeah, we're not gonna make it to the state 1440 01:11:51,681 --> 01:11:53,514 with this fuel we got. 1441 01:11:55,425 --> 01:11:57,280 We're a little heavy in the rear, honey. 1442 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,251 I gotta get back there 1443 01:11:58,251 --> 01:12:00,052 and see if I can find some stuff to throw out. 1444 01:12:00,052 --> 01:12:00,885 - Okay. - Now grab it. 1445 01:12:00,885 --> 01:12:01,718 Take the control. - No, no, no. 1446 01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:02,551 - Take it, take it. 1447 01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:03,633 No, no, Mika, you gotta take it. 1448 01:12:03,633 --> 01:12:04,466 You got this. 1449 01:12:04,466 --> 01:12:07,383 - [Mika] Okay, but hurry back fast. 1450 01:12:09,798 --> 01:12:10,632 - We got a little problem here. 1451 01:12:10,632 --> 01:12:15,465 We got a little cargo we're gonna have to get rid of here. 1452 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,107 - Is everything okay back there? 1453 01:12:20,209 --> 01:12:21,042 - Wow. 1454 01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:21,875 Man, this is. 1455 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:25,637 Whoa, this could be a real problem right here. 1456 01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:26,556 - What are you doing? 1457 01:12:26,556 --> 01:12:27,935 Dad. 1458 01:12:27,935 --> 01:12:31,281 Hurry, you have to take the control back. 1459 01:12:31,281 --> 01:12:34,698 I've never flown in this much turbulence. 1460 01:12:36,616 --> 01:12:41,616 (animal growling) (soft dramatic music) 1461 01:12:51,287 --> 01:12:52,455 - You seeing that? 1462 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:53,653 Are you seeing that? 1463 01:12:53,653 --> 01:12:54,486 - [Mika] See what? 1464 01:12:54,486 --> 01:12:55,606 - Are you seeing that? 1465 01:12:55,606 --> 01:12:57,261 Are you seeing that? 1466 01:12:57,261 --> 01:12:59,088 Are you seeing that? 1467 01:12:59,088 --> 01:13:00,210 Are you seeing that? 1468 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:01,512 - What are you doing? 1469 01:13:01,512 --> 01:13:02,540 Take the controls. 1470 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:03,373 - No. 1471 01:13:03,373 --> 01:13:04,558 Mika, I can't. 1472 01:13:04,558 --> 01:13:05,750 Mika, I can't. 1473 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:06,583 - What? 1474 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,471 No. 1475 01:13:07,471 --> 01:13:09,647 Am I seeing what? - No. 1476 01:13:09,647 --> 01:13:11,412 No, I can't. 1477 01:13:11,412 --> 01:13:12,841 (thunder rumbling) 1478 01:13:12,841 --> 01:13:13,674 - Just relax. 1479 01:13:13,674 --> 01:13:14,828 Calm down. 1480 01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,230 - [Ben] No. 1481 01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:17,063 - Dad, what is wrong with you? 1482 01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:18,509 Sit down. 1483 01:13:18,509 --> 01:13:19,342 Sit. 1484 01:13:21,116 --> 01:13:21,949 - You got it. 1485 01:13:21,949 --> 01:13:23,286 - Okay, I got this. 1486 01:13:23,286 --> 01:13:24,119 Take over. 1487 01:13:24,119 --> 01:13:24,952 Come on. 1488 01:13:26,004 --> 01:13:26,837 Ooh. 1489 01:13:28,147 --> 01:13:29,237 I don't got this. 1490 01:13:29,237 --> 01:13:30,519 - Sorry, Mika. - Come on, Dad. 1491 01:13:30,519 --> 01:13:32,025 - You got this. 1492 01:13:32,025 --> 01:13:36,167 Just follow the river to the yellow house. 1493 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:37,573 (thunder rumbling) 1494 01:13:37,573 --> 01:13:39,485 - Are you serious? 1495 01:13:39,485 --> 01:13:40,318 Ah. 1496 01:13:44,608 --> 01:13:45,441 (hand knocking) 1497 01:13:45,441 --> 01:13:46,274 - FedEx. 1498 01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:48,528 How you doing, man? 1499 01:13:48,528 --> 01:13:51,199 I have a delivery for Josh. 1500 01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:52,528 - Thank you. 1501 01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:53,361 - [Deliveryman] Thank you. 1502 01:13:53,361 --> 01:13:54,194 Have a goodnight, sir. 1503 01:13:54,194 --> 01:13:55,361 - Oh, you too. 1504 01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:02,518 (soft dramatic music) 1505 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:25,977 - [Ben] I got it now, honey. 1506 01:14:25,977 --> 01:14:27,894 I'll take it from here. 1507 01:15:03,098 --> 01:15:05,096 - What do we do about him? 1508 01:15:05,096 --> 01:15:07,146 - We'll get him in a second. 1509 01:15:07,146 --> 01:15:08,313 - [Mika] Okay. 1510 01:15:11,164 --> 01:15:13,747 (bright music) 1511 01:15:19,188 --> 01:15:24,188 (speaking in foreign language) (bright music) 1512 01:15:32,565 --> 01:15:33,686 - Fine, thank you. 1513 01:15:33,686 --> 01:15:35,409 - [Ben] Oh, you look beautiful. 1514 01:15:35,409 --> 01:15:36,675 - Thank you. 1515 01:15:36,675 --> 01:15:37,663 - I need a favor. 1516 01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,967 - Anything for you. 1517 01:15:39,967 --> 01:15:42,550 (bright music) 1518 01:15:55,226 --> 01:15:57,102 - Mika, we're gonna split up here. 1519 01:15:57,102 --> 01:15:58,789 The priest is gonna come with me 1520 01:15:58,789 --> 01:16:00,640 and I'm going to smuggle him across the border. 1521 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,162 I want you to go with Sarullo 1522 01:16:02,162 --> 01:16:04,456 and I'll see you up in the States. 1523 01:16:04,456 --> 01:16:07,123 ♪ American girl ♪ 1524 01:16:13,997 --> 01:16:16,398 - All right bye, thank you. 1525 01:16:16,398 --> 01:16:18,981 (upbeat music) 1526 01:16:23,885 --> 01:16:28,220 ♪ Some say I'm an angel ♪ 1527 01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:32,525 ♪ Don't decide too soon ♪ 1528 01:16:32,525 --> 01:16:35,792 ♪ 'Cause I'm okay at a sunrise ♪ 1529 01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:38,939 ♪ But I have ♪ 1530 01:16:38,939 --> 01:16:40,776 ♪ I want ♪ 1531 01:16:40,776 --> 01:16:44,531 ♪ I want equal pay for the same job ♪ 1532 01:16:44,531 --> 01:16:48,892 ♪ When we walk through a door, I want your hand on the knob ♪ 1533 01:16:48,892 --> 01:16:51,226 ♪ Give me more signs ♪ 1534 01:16:51,226 --> 01:16:53,028 - [Mika] Hello. 1535 01:16:53,028 --> 01:16:56,513 ♪ I'm your average un-American girl ♪ 1536 01:16:56,513 --> 01:17:00,345 ♪ Don't wanna live anywhere else in the world ♪ 1537 01:17:00,345 --> 01:17:01,434 - Hello. 1538 01:17:01,434 --> 01:17:06,434 ♪ I'm your average un-American ♪ 1539 01:17:07,889 --> 01:17:09,806 ♪ Girl ♪ 1540 01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:12,425 - Hey Sarullo. 1541 01:17:12,425 --> 01:17:13,481 It's Mika. 1542 01:17:13,481 --> 01:17:14,389 So I followed the map 1543 01:17:14,389 --> 01:17:17,639 and I'm at the fire, but nobody's here. 1544 01:17:23,543 --> 01:17:26,210 (phone ringing) 1545 01:17:32,003 --> 01:17:34,753 - Tell Mike I'll be there in two. 1546 01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:38,439 - [Mika] Hey Veronica. 1547 01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:39,827 - [Veronica] The little gazelle. 1548 01:17:39,827 --> 01:17:41,387 - Mika but. 1549 01:17:41,387 --> 01:17:42,283 - So what's up? 1550 01:17:42,283 --> 01:17:43,554 Did you get that movie? 1551 01:17:43,554 --> 01:17:44,387 No, no. 1552 01:17:45,242 --> 01:17:46,075 - About that. 1553 01:17:46,075 --> 01:17:49,023 I have been trying to get ahold of you over and over again. 1554 01:17:49,023 --> 01:17:50,211 - Well, they don't have cell service 1555 01:17:50,211 --> 01:17:52,216 at the top of the world. 1556 01:17:52,216 --> 01:17:53,049 - What? 1557 01:17:53,049 --> 01:17:55,065 - I took a film crew to the top of Mount Everest. 1558 01:17:55,065 --> 01:17:57,912 I just got back down to civilization. 1559 01:17:57,912 --> 01:17:59,657 - You climbed Mount Everest? 1560 01:17:59,657 --> 01:18:01,207 - Oh, I hunted that mountain down. 1561 01:18:01,207 --> 01:18:02,868 I ripped out its vocal cord. 1562 01:18:02,868 --> 01:18:05,293 Mount Everest was a sweet feast. 1563 01:18:05,293 --> 01:18:06,409 So what's up? 1564 01:18:06,409 --> 01:18:09,907 - So after you left that day, there was a little confusion 1565 01:18:09,907 --> 01:18:13,553 and they kind of thought it was you and I kind of let them 1566 01:18:13,553 --> 01:18:16,415 and now I'm producing a movie using your name. 1567 01:18:16,415 --> 01:18:17,926 - You did what? 1568 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:19,210 - I sort of stole your identity 1569 01:18:19,210 --> 01:18:21,105 to further my fledging career. 1570 01:18:21,105 --> 01:18:24,438 Please don't be mad or have me arrested. 1571 01:18:26,463 --> 01:18:27,296 - Well. 1572 01:18:28,898 --> 01:18:31,981 The little gazelle has become a lion. 1573 01:18:33,344 --> 01:18:35,116 - You're not mad? 1574 01:18:35,116 --> 01:18:36,432 - Ah, it's Darwinism. 1575 01:18:36,432 --> 01:18:38,017 You can't be mad at evolution. 1576 01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:38,850 Okay. 1577 01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:39,683 I'll tell you what. 1578 01:18:39,683 --> 01:18:41,137 You throw a middle initial in there. 1579 01:18:41,137 --> 01:18:42,359 You can keep the name. 1580 01:18:42,359 --> 01:18:44,025 Oh, there's some guy named Josh 1581 01:18:44,025 --> 01:18:45,572 from that company who keeps calling me. 1582 01:18:45,572 --> 01:18:46,671 Keeps leaving me messages. 1583 01:18:46,671 --> 01:18:48,504 Just tell him to stop. 1584 01:18:49,452 --> 01:18:50,285 - Oh, hey Veronica. 1585 01:18:50,285 --> 01:18:51,349 I had another question. 1586 01:18:51,349 --> 01:18:52,182 Oh. 1587 01:18:54,890 --> 01:18:55,880 Yeah. 1588 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,915 Veronica M. Lake. 1589 01:18:57,915 --> 01:18:59,259 Very good. 1590 01:18:59,259 --> 01:19:01,259 Now if I can just get somebody out here. 1591 01:19:01,259 --> 01:19:02,245 Hello. 1592 01:19:02,245 --> 01:19:04,828 (upbeat music) 1593 01:19:12,348 --> 01:19:14,515 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1594 01:19:16,353 --> 01:19:17,186 - Come on, hey. 1595 01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:19,339 ♪ Un-American ♪ 1596 01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:21,922 (upbeat music) 1597 01:19:30,887 --> 01:19:33,470 (bright music) 1598 01:19:38,924 --> 01:19:41,424 - [Guard] Border patrol, stop. 1599 01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:50,326 (man humming) 1600 01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:51,634 - [Ben] What is that? 1601 01:19:51,634 --> 01:19:53,117 - [Priest] The Boxmasters band. 1602 01:19:53,117 --> 01:19:55,687 All my aunts love Boxmasters band. 1603 01:19:55,687 --> 01:19:56,520 - [Ben] Wow. 1604 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,243 I love 'em, too. 1605 01:19:58,243 --> 01:19:59,410 They're great. 1606 01:20:00,407 --> 01:20:03,824 - I want to go to Glendale like the song. 1607 01:20:08,547 --> 01:20:09,380 Oops. 1608 01:20:14,933 --> 01:20:16,665 ♪ And it's clear ♪ 1609 01:20:16,665 --> 01:20:19,048 ♪ There's life out here ♪ 1610 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:24,048 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1611 01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:30,554 ♪ Who gives a damn if we don't have a beach ♪ 1612 01:20:31,170 --> 01:20:34,586 ♪ There's always one not far out of reach ♪ 1613 01:20:34,586 --> 01:20:35,576 - [Man] I got eyes on one. 1614 01:20:35,576 --> 01:20:37,219 Call in border patrol. 1615 01:20:37,219 --> 01:20:42,219 ♪ We got sun and we have got to prove ♪ 1616 01:20:42,928 --> 01:20:47,928 ♪ All you do is go out on the roof ♪ 1617 01:20:48,608 --> 01:20:53,608 ♪ And it's clear there's life out here ♪ 1618 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:56,833 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1619 01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:59,667 ♪ I'm not really not that pale ♪ 1620 01:20:59,667 --> 01:21:02,787 ♪ It's not like I'm in jail ♪ 1621 01:21:02,787 --> 01:21:07,787 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1622 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:14,200 ♪ We're not quite as cool as Hollywood ♪ 1623 01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:20,070 ♪ We know we're not the hippest neighborhood ♪ 1624 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,793 ♪ But we got stars ♪ 1625 01:21:25,232 --> 01:21:27,065 - All right, let's go. 1626 01:21:29,888 --> 01:21:32,459 There's a lot of heat out here. 1627 01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:35,074 ♪ You can see how ♪ 1628 01:21:35,074 --> 01:21:36,491 - [Mika] Hang on. 1629 01:21:43,988 --> 01:21:48,988 (speaking in foreign language) (soft music) 1630 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,743 (upbeat music) 1631 01:22:05,959 --> 01:22:09,709 ♪ Am I stuck here in a dream ♪ 1632 01:23:03,606 --> 01:23:08,606 ♪ Am I stuck here in a dream ♪ 1633 01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:16,850 ♪ Am I stuck here in a dream ♪ 1634 01:23:53,567 --> 01:23:56,150 (bright music) 1635 01:24:02,698 --> 01:24:05,031 - Reuben, here's your bonus. 1636 01:24:06,235 --> 01:24:08,869 We didn't make it to the final round, 1637 01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:10,907 but you did good, buddy. 1638 01:24:10,907 --> 01:24:11,990 You did good. 1639 01:24:14,205 --> 01:24:16,038 - My first paying gig. 1640 01:24:17,705 --> 01:24:19,455 I'm a real actor now. 1641 01:24:21,025 --> 01:24:22,046 - [Crowd] Worley brothers suck. 1642 01:24:22,046 --> 01:24:23,345 Free the jade. 1643 01:24:23,345 --> 01:24:24,722 Worley brothers suck. 1644 01:24:24,722 --> 01:24:26,212 Free the jade. 1645 01:24:26,212 --> 01:24:27,681 Worley brothers suck. 1646 01:24:27,681 --> 01:24:28,514 Free the jade. 1647 01:24:28,514 --> 01:24:29,347 - [Mika] Come on, Priest. 1648 01:24:29,347 --> 01:24:30,465 - [Ben] Come inside, Priest. 1649 01:24:30,465 --> 01:24:32,207 Please come inside. 1650 01:24:32,207 --> 01:24:33,734 - [Crowd] Worley brothers suck. 1651 01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:35,443 - [Ben] Priest, come on. 1652 01:24:35,443 --> 01:24:37,549 - [Mika] Come on. 1653 01:24:37,549 --> 01:24:38,382 - Green stone. 1654 01:24:38,382 --> 01:24:39,379 Any green stone. 1655 01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:40,212 I don't know. 1656 01:24:40,212 --> 01:24:41,805 What do you have that's jade like? 1657 01:24:41,805 --> 01:24:43,236 - Hi. 1658 01:24:43,236 --> 01:24:45,759 - What are you doing back already? 1659 01:24:45,759 --> 01:24:47,427 - Not that we're not happy to see you. 1660 01:24:47,427 --> 01:24:49,654 - We just thought you were solving our problem. 1661 01:24:49,654 --> 01:24:50,953 - That's exactly what we're doing. 1662 01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:52,335 We're solving the problem. 1663 01:24:52,335 --> 01:24:54,444 - Allow me the honor of introducing you 1664 01:24:54,444 --> 01:24:56,777 to the high priest of Uxmal. 1665 01:24:57,628 --> 01:25:00,045 (soft music) 1666 01:25:01,146 --> 01:25:03,355 - It is an honor to have you visit us. 1667 01:25:03,355 --> 01:25:04,557 - Yes, I hope you understand 1668 01:25:04,557 --> 01:25:06,777 that we would never do anything disreputable 1669 01:25:06,777 --> 01:25:09,139 to your culture or heritage. 1670 01:25:09,139 --> 01:25:09,972 - I know. 1671 01:25:09,972 --> 01:25:11,355 - So, you'll drop the charges? 1672 01:25:11,355 --> 01:25:14,239 - When the jade is returned, the charges will be dropped. 1673 01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:15,580 - Which is why we've agreed 1674 01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:18,346 to help him track down the person responsible. 1675 01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:19,509 - Whatever you need. 1676 01:25:19,509 --> 01:25:21,618 - We'll scour the earth looking for this man. 1677 01:25:21,618 --> 01:25:22,862 - We'll send out 100 headhunters 1678 01:25:22,862 --> 01:25:25,515 into every back alley and seedy backroom. 1679 01:25:25,515 --> 01:25:27,943 - We'll hire an army of private detectives. 1680 01:25:27,943 --> 01:25:31,210 - We'll spend the next 10 years finding this man. 1681 01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:33,525 - If that's what it takes. 1682 01:25:33,525 --> 01:25:34,358 - Thank you. 1683 01:25:34,358 --> 01:25:36,624 Thank you all for your assistance. 1684 01:25:36,624 --> 01:25:38,538 All I need is to set eyes 1685 01:25:38,538 --> 01:25:41,703 on the person responsible one time and I will know. 1686 01:25:41,703 --> 01:25:42,536 - Great. 1687 01:25:42,536 --> 01:25:43,846 We'll call in our associate, Josh. 1688 01:25:43,846 --> 01:25:45,142 He knows everyone in town. - Yes. 1689 01:25:45,142 --> 01:25:46,478 Josh, get in here. 1690 01:25:46,478 --> 01:25:47,538 - Josh. 1691 01:25:47,538 --> 01:25:50,121 (bright music) 1692 01:25:52,067 --> 01:25:53,233 - This is him. 1693 01:25:53,233 --> 01:25:54,979 - [James] Yes, this is Josh. 1694 01:25:54,979 --> 01:25:56,646 - That is the man. 1695 01:25:56,646 --> 01:25:59,266 - Yes, that is the man who will help you find 1696 01:25:59,266 --> 01:26:01,415 who you are looking for. 1697 01:26:01,415 --> 01:26:02,734 - I already have. 1698 01:26:02,734 --> 01:26:05,022 That is the man who stole my jade. 1699 01:26:05,022 --> 01:26:05,855 - What? 1700 01:26:05,855 --> 01:26:07,617 - Impossible. 1701 01:26:07,617 --> 01:26:08,841 - What? 1702 01:26:08,841 --> 01:26:10,771 I've never been to Guatemala. 1703 01:26:10,771 --> 01:26:13,636 - No, but someone under your control has. 1704 01:26:13,636 --> 01:26:18,136 I can feel it in your aura and I see it in your pants. 1705 01:26:18,990 --> 01:26:19,990 - Oh my God. 1706 01:26:21,705 --> 01:26:23,425 - Where did you find this guy? 1707 01:26:23,425 --> 01:26:26,819 On a street corner in La Cienga? 1708 01:26:26,819 --> 01:26:30,106 - The curse is already in your blood, 1709 01:26:30,106 --> 01:26:32,503 but soon it will be in your bones. 1710 01:26:32,503 --> 01:26:35,975 And that is when things start falling off. 1711 01:26:35,975 --> 01:26:37,687 - Whatever. 1712 01:26:37,687 --> 01:26:39,034 Whatever. 1713 01:26:39,034 --> 01:26:41,451 (soft music) 1714 01:26:42,291 --> 01:26:43,291 Oh, oh, ooh. 1715 01:26:48,258 --> 01:26:50,968 We have a movie to produce. 1716 01:26:50,968 --> 01:26:53,551 I don't have to listen to this. 1717 01:26:56,253 --> 01:27:00,328 - If you are certain this man, we will fire him immediately. 1718 01:27:00,328 --> 01:27:01,518 - Yes, we will fire him. 1719 01:27:01,518 --> 01:27:03,740 We do not want to offend anybody. 1720 01:27:03,740 --> 01:27:05,846 The Worley brothers are very PC. 1721 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:09,819 - No, you will certainly not dismiss him. 1722 01:27:09,819 --> 01:27:12,688 Now that I have identified the man, 1723 01:27:12,688 --> 01:27:14,601 the curse will do the rest. 1724 01:27:14,601 --> 01:27:18,046 In our culture, sometimes terrible things happen 1725 01:27:18,046 --> 01:27:20,713 so that lessons must be learned. 1726 01:27:21,978 --> 01:27:24,182 - So does that mean that you'll drop the charges? 1727 01:27:24,182 --> 01:27:27,113 - Yes, of course, but do not fire him. 1728 01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:30,018 Now please tell me about your project. 1729 01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:33,851 - Actually, would you like to read our script? 1730 01:27:34,886 --> 01:27:39,554 - It's our version of the legend of the dwarf king. 1731 01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:40,387 - I love it. 1732 01:27:40,387 --> 01:27:41,720 What comes next? 1733 01:27:42,837 --> 01:27:44,504 - Casting. - Casting. 1734 01:27:45,466 --> 01:27:47,081 - I don't like that last girl. 1735 01:27:47,081 --> 01:27:49,011 - Well, well find somebody. 1736 01:27:49,011 --> 01:27:50,928 - This is Jackie Pucci. 1737 01:27:54,971 --> 01:27:56,498 - Hello there. 1738 01:27:56,498 --> 01:27:57,592 Take a look at this, honey. 1739 01:27:57,592 --> 01:28:00,257 I heard all about Hollywood. 1740 01:28:00,257 --> 01:28:03,326 - No, it's not that kind of movie. 1741 01:28:03,326 --> 01:28:07,195 - I'll do whatever it takes to make it. 1742 01:28:07,195 --> 01:28:09,309 - Well, thank you so much. 1743 01:28:09,309 --> 01:28:12,559 - Thank you for coming. - Meet me later. 1744 01:28:15,184 --> 01:28:16,934 - I'll be right back. 1745 01:28:18,422 --> 01:28:20,589 - I'll be right back, too. 1746 01:28:23,812 --> 01:28:26,610 - Maybe she will get the part. 1747 01:28:26,610 --> 01:28:27,443 Josh. 1748 01:28:30,585 --> 01:28:32,887 Please find me a virgin. 1749 01:28:32,887 --> 01:28:34,485 - I'll have to go to Santa Clarita. 1750 01:28:34,485 --> 01:28:36,157 - I don't know where that is, but that's fine. 1751 01:28:36,157 --> 01:28:36,990 Just go. 1752 01:28:38,403 --> 01:28:40,986 (bright music) 1753 01:29:07,602 --> 01:29:10,519 (computer ringing) 1754 01:29:12,228 --> 01:29:13,307 - Hello. 1755 01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:17,073 Oh my God, I miss that sweet, sweet face of yours. 1756 01:29:17,073 --> 01:29:20,627 Honey, I am loving this promotion. 1757 01:29:20,627 --> 01:29:22,015 How you doing, baby? 1758 01:29:22,015 --> 01:29:23,027 - Oh, I'm okay. 1759 01:29:23,027 --> 01:29:25,276 I'm just waiting on that call from Andy. 1760 01:29:25,276 --> 01:29:26,648 I think it's gonna be a good one. 1761 01:29:26,648 --> 01:29:28,143 - It's gonna be perfect. 1762 01:29:28,143 --> 01:29:30,336 Now someone told me that the priest got your office 1763 01:29:30,336 --> 01:29:31,876 and you got mine. 1764 01:29:31,876 --> 01:29:33,618 How you doing with that? 1765 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:34,451 - Yeah. 1766 01:29:34,451 --> 01:29:37,963 Let's hope there's some good things coming. 1767 01:29:37,963 --> 01:29:38,992 Unknown call. 1768 01:29:38,992 --> 01:29:41,198 This is the one I've been waiting all week for. 1769 01:29:41,198 --> 01:29:43,781 (bright music) 1770 01:29:47,858 --> 01:29:48,691 Hello. 1771 01:29:49,665 --> 01:29:51,870 - [Clint] Joshua, this is Clint. 1772 01:29:51,870 --> 01:29:54,453 Andy speaks very highly of you. 1773 01:29:55,624 --> 01:29:57,093 - I just, thank you. 1774 01:29:57,093 --> 01:30:00,462 I have always wanted to work for a man like you. 1775 01:30:00,462 --> 01:30:02,579 It's been my dream. 1776 01:30:02,579 --> 01:30:05,939 - [Clint] That you will do work with me my man, Josh. 1777 01:30:05,939 --> 01:30:08,053 Now I've reviewed all of your information 1778 01:30:08,053 --> 01:30:10,289 and I now know who you are. 1779 01:30:10,289 --> 01:30:11,244 So we're looking forward 1780 01:30:11,244 --> 01:30:14,062 to having you on the team, Mr. Josh. 1781 01:30:14,062 --> 01:30:15,466 - Oh, thank you so much. 1782 01:30:15,466 --> 01:30:18,420 This is a tremendous opportunity. 1783 01:30:18,420 --> 01:30:20,744 And I want you to know that I'm aware 1784 01:30:20,744 --> 01:30:25,464 of what a great choice I have made teaming up with you. 1785 01:30:25,464 --> 01:30:26,929 - It's good to hear, Josh. 1786 01:30:26,929 --> 01:30:29,024 I have a feeling we're gonna be working together 1787 01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:30,774 for a very long time. 1788 01:30:38,124 --> 01:30:42,041 (speaking in foreign language) 1789 01:30:46,347 --> 01:30:47,916 - Morgan Freeman here. 1790 01:30:47,916 --> 01:30:52,916 Yeah, they're gonna need more money set to confirm the deal. 1791 01:30:53,097 --> 01:30:54,262 Okay, okay. 1792 01:30:54,262 --> 01:30:55,595 Yeah, of course. 1793 01:30:56,762 --> 01:30:57,595 Okay, thank you. 1794 01:30:57,595 --> 01:30:59,005 - Yeah. 1795 01:30:59,005 --> 01:31:00,772 You can do it by check. 1796 01:31:00,772 --> 01:31:03,189 Make it out to Robert DeNiro. 1797 01:31:06,243 --> 01:31:10,631 (speaking in foreign language) 1798 01:31:10,631 --> 01:31:11,464 - Our money. 1799 01:31:11,464 --> 01:31:13,133 - They say money does not grow on trees. 1800 01:31:13,133 --> 01:31:15,883 That's because it grows on fools. 1801 01:31:16,844 --> 01:31:18,459 (upbeat music) 1802 01:31:18,459 --> 01:31:19,292 - Worleys. 1803 01:31:19,292 --> 01:31:22,180 I'm going out for coffee and I'm not coming back. 1804 01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:24,948 And I don't hold any grudges. 1805 01:31:24,948 --> 01:31:26,701 I'm looking forward to seeing what you've done 1806 01:31:26,701 --> 01:31:27,934 to your production studio 1807 01:31:27,934 --> 01:31:29,672 and working with you on the future. 1808 01:31:29,672 --> 01:31:31,651 Josh Lambley just got the call. 1809 01:31:31,651 --> 01:31:34,067 Executive producer, baby. 1810 01:31:34,067 --> 01:31:35,444 Suck it. 1811 01:31:35,444 --> 01:31:38,027 (upbeat music) 1812 01:31:43,356 --> 01:31:45,939 (bright music) 1813 01:31:53,088 --> 01:31:58,088 ♪ Sometimes life takes turns along the way ♪ 1814 01:32:01,583 --> 01:32:06,583 ♪ One day you're up and the next you're just living ♪ 1815 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:08,885 - Big mistake. 1816 01:32:08,885 --> 01:32:09,718 Big. 1817 01:32:09,718 --> 01:32:10,551 Huge. 1818 01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:15,453 ♪ It's okay ♪ 1819 01:32:18,526 --> 01:32:21,205 - [Automated Voice] You have reached the number that. 1820 01:32:21,205 --> 01:32:24,292 - [Doctor] So tell me, what are you interested in? 1821 01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:26,432 - Give me the works. 1822 01:32:26,432 --> 01:32:29,015 (bright music) 1823 01:32:33,228 --> 01:32:34,662 - [Marvin] Oh geez. 1824 01:32:34,662 --> 01:32:35,598 - Come on, you're almost done. 1825 01:32:35,598 --> 01:32:37,635 - [Marvin] Look, look, look. 1826 01:32:37,635 --> 01:32:38,997 - [Andy] Well, of course you have to take that. 1827 01:32:38,997 --> 01:32:39,830 - I can't leave it. 1828 01:32:39,830 --> 01:32:40,711 - You got almost everything, right? 1829 01:32:40,711 --> 01:32:41,639 - [Marvin] I think so. 1830 01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:44,256 I have so much denim, but I think I have it all. 1831 01:32:44,256 --> 01:32:45,291 - You don't have it all. 1832 01:32:45,291 --> 01:32:46,124 - [Marvin] What, what did I forget? 1833 01:32:46,124 --> 01:32:48,684 - Well, to celebrate the new chapter in our life. 1834 01:32:48,684 --> 01:32:49,934 Lagos, Nigeria. 1835 01:32:54,399 --> 01:32:55,316 It matches. 1836 01:32:57,707 --> 01:32:59,230 Less expensive. 1837 01:32:59,230 --> 01:33:00,630 You're my little gingerbread boy. 1838 01:33:00,630 --> 01:33:01,463 - [Marvin] Oh, but you caught me. 1839 01:33:01,463 --> 01:33:03,693 - My little gingerbread boy. 1840 01:33:03,693 --> 01:33:05,091 (hand knocking) 1841 01:33:05,091 --> 01:33:06,690 - [Officer] FBI, open. 1842 01:33:06,690 --> 01:33:07,970 - Ah, okay. 1843 01:33:07,970 --> 01:33:11,053 You have to stall them while I leave. 1844 01:33:11,888 --> 01:33:12,721 - You're gonna leave? 1845 01:33:12,721 --> 01:33:13,554 - [Andy] Yes. 1846 01:33:13,554 --> 01:33:14,387 - Wait, no, Andy. 1847 01:33:14,387 --> 01:33:15,220 - [Andy] Gotta go. 1848 01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,817 - What am I supposed to say? 1849 01:33:16,817 --> 01:33:17,650 Andy. 1850 01:33:19,041 --> 01:33:21,587 - This is it not 136 degrees. 1851 01:33:21,587 --> 01:33:22,420 - I measured it. 1852 01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:23,408 I'm pretty sure it's 136. 1853 01:33:23,408 --> 01:33:24,241 - Take it back. 1854 01:33:24,241 --> 01:33:25,241 Do it again. 1855 01:33:26,105 --> 01:33:28,642 - Coming right up, sir. 1856 01:33:28,642 --> 01:33:31,151 - I'm gonna need you in five. 1857 01:33:31,151 --> 01:33:32,527 - Okay. 1858 01:33:32,527 --> 01:33:35,712 (bright music) 1859 01:33:35,712 --> 01:33:36,545 - Oh. 1860 01:33:38,648 --> 01:33:40,787 - Mika, have you heard from the priest? 1861 01:33:40,787 --> 01:33:42,859 - Nothing but radio silence. 1862 01:33:42,859 --> 01:33:43,930 - It's been three days 1863 01:33:43,930 --> 01:33:46,687 and he has not answered any of my phone calls. 1864 01:33:46,687 --> 01:33:48,258 - He's probably just meditating 1865 01:33:48,258 --> 01:33:52,091 and decompressing from all the movie pressure. 1866 01:33:53,241 --> 01:33:55,551 - [Nurse] Priest, are you ready for some water? 1867 01:33:55,551 --> 01:33:58,134 (bright music) 1868 01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:08,121 ♪ The rest ♪ 1869 01:34:08,121 --> 01:34:11,066 ♪ Hoping for a brand new day ♪ 1870 01:34:11,066 --> 01:34:12,481 - [Ben] We did it. 1871 01:34:12,481 --> 01:34:13,781 ♪ Hell ♪ 1872 01:34:13,781 --> 01:34:16,479 ♪ Oh hell ♪ 1873 01:34:16,479 --> 01:34:18,812 ♪ It's okay ♪ 1874 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:22,793 - Andy. 1875 01:34:24,442 --> 01:34:25,275 Andy. 1876 01:34:27,844 --> 01:34:29,144 Clint. 1877 01:34:29,144 --> 01:34:31,108 ♪ Oh hell ♪ 1878 01:34:31,108 --> 01:34:32,945 ♪ Oh hell ♪ 1879 01:34:32,945 --> 01:34:36,621 ♪ It's gonna be okay ♪ 1880 01:34:36,621 --> 01:34:37,454 - Dad. 1881 01:34:38,300 --> 01:34:41,132 (speaking in foreign language) 1882 01:34:41,132 --> 01:34:42,800 - Yeah, that's perfect. 1883 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:45,870 (bright music) 1884 01:34:45,870 --> 01:34:47,201 - Director. 1885 01:34:47,201 --> 01:34:50,618 We've been trying to find you everywhere. 1886 01:34:51,543 --> 01:34:54,382 Listen, your call time is 6:00 a.m. tomorrow for filming. 1887 01:34:54,382 --> 01:34:56,285 Don't be late. 1888 01:34:56,285 --> 01:34:58,868 (bright music) 1889 01:35:04,363 --> 01:35:05,196 - Action. 1890 01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:10,897 - [Actor] Prepare for the dwarf king to arrive. 1891 01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:14,977 - [Jocelyn] Mika. 1892 01:35:14,977 --> 01:35:15,889 Mika, it's me. 1893 01:35:15,889 --> 01:35:16,972 It's Jocelyn. 1894 01:35:18,137 --> 01:35:19,459 - [Priest] Cut. 1895 01:35:19,459 --> 01:35:20,292 Not again. 1896 01:35:21,472 --> 01:35:22,305 Only. 1897 01:35:23,501 --> 01:35:24,549 - [Jocelyn] No, I know. 1898 01:35:24,549 --> 01:35:26,957 I totally understand. 1899 01:35:26,957 --> 01:35:27,790 - [Guard] You could cost me my job. 1900 01:35:27,790 --> 01:35:29,054 - But I'm with them. 1901 01:35:29,054 --> 01:35:30,757 Oh, hey girl. 1902 01:35:30,757 --> 01:35:31,590 Actually. 1903 01:35:31,590 --> 01:35:33,017 - I'm sorry we have a security breach in here 1904 01:35:33,017 --> 01:35:34,116 and she's not true. 1905 01:35:34,116 --> 01:35:35,448 - It's okay. 1906 01:35:35,448 --> 01:35:36,802 It's cool. 1907 01:35:36,802 --> 01:35:38,276 What are you doing here? 1908 01:35:38,276 --> 01:35:40,647 How'd that zombie flick go, huh? 1909 01:35:40,647 --> 01:35:45,314 - Yeah, it turns out they used a real pack of wolves so. 1910 01:35:46,516 --> 01:35:47,534 - Well. 1911 01:35:47,534 --> 01:35:51,944 I gotta get back to this, but we'll do lunch, Jocelyn. 1912 01:35:51,944 --> 01:35:55,016 I'll call ya and grab yourself a snack at craft service. 1913 01:35:55,016 --> 01:35:56,628 - Hey, who is that? 1914 01:35:56,628 --> 01:35:59,247 You're doing behind the scenes? 1915 01:35:59,247 --> 01:36:00,890 I'm Josh. 1916 01:36:00,890 --> 01:36:02,378 The producer. 1917 01:36:02,378 --> 01:36:04,093 I'll do an interview. 1918 01:36:04,093 --> 01:36:04,926 - Are you? 1919 01:36:08,772 --> 01:36:09,855 Big producer? 1920 01:36:10,867 --> 01:36:13,450 (bright music) 1921 01:36:15,196 --> 01:36:17,411 - Mika, what was that all about? 1922 01:36:17,411 --> 01:36:18,328 - [Joseph] Mika? 1923 01:36:18,328 --> 01:36:19,992 - Oh, don't worry about it. 1924 01:36:19,992 --> 01:36:23,990 Let's get back to shooting so we stay on schedule. 1925 01:36:23,990 --> 01:36:25,407 Priest, we're on. 1926 01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:28,931 (bright music) 1927 01:36:32,786 --> 01:36:34,077 - All right. 1928 01:36:34,077 --> 01:36:35,116 Take two. 1929 01:36:35,116 --> 01:36:38,283 (soft dramatic music) 1930 01:36:44,773 --> 01:36:45,606 - Feels good. 1931 01:36:45,606 --> 01:36:47,385 I always knew we were Oscar winners. 1932 01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:48,922 She always knew we were Oscar winners. 1933 01:36:48,922 --> 01:36:53,206 The only difference now is you know we're Oscar winners. 1934 01:36:53,206 --> 01:36:56,221 - The wrap party is across the street 1935 01:36:56,221 --> 01:36:59,002 featuring the greatest band in the world. 1936 01:36:59,002 --> 01:37:01,296 The Boxmasters. - The Boxmasters. 1937 01:37:01,296 --> 01:37:04,463 ("Come Out and Play") 1938 01:37:07,463 --> 01:37:08,711 ♪ Look in the mirror ♪ 1939 01:37:08,711 --> 01:37:13,031 ♪ Look in the mirror 'til you recognize that face ♪ 1940 01:37:13,031 --> 01:37:14,531 ♪ All you remember ♪ 1941 01:37:14,531 --> 01:37:16,047 ♪ All you remember ♪ 1942 01:37:16,047 --> 01:37:21,047 ♪ Is when you fell from grace ♪ 1943 01:37:22,611 --> 01:37:27,611 ♪ Come out and play ♪ 1944 01:37:28,576 --> 01:37:33,576 ♪ Come out and play again ♪ 1945 01:37:34,744 --> 01:37:39,744 ♪ Come out and play ♪ 1946 01:37:40,417 --> 01:37:45,250 ♪ Forget about the pain you suffered then ♪ 1947 01:37:53,205 --> 01:37:55,119 - Hello, hello. 1948 01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:57,131 Veronica M. Lake. 1949 01:37:57,131 --> 01:37:59,300 No more plunging toilets for this guy. 1950 01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:00,300 - No, siree. 1951 01:38:01,438 --> 01:38:05,121 The only thing I'm plunging is into that fat woman of mine. 1952 01:38:05,121 --> 01:38:07,920 ♪ Swept away ♪ 1953 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:11,337 ♪ The door can be opened ♪ 1954 01:38:15,036 --> 01:38:19,776 - There's Dwarf King Two, not so small anymore, 1955 01:38:19,776 --> 01:38:22,609 but after that there's love story. 1956 01:38:24,024 --> 01:38:28,130 And that is the story of how my wife and I came- 1957 01:38:28,130 --> 01:38:29,371 - Yes, baby. 1958 01:38:29,371 --> 01:38:31,038 It's our love story. 1959 01:38:32,419 --> 01:38:34,453 Whatever it takes. 1960 01:38:34,453 --> 01:38:38,703 ♪ No one here cares where you been ♪ 1961 01:38:39,829 --> 01:38:43,746 (speaking in foreign language) 1962 01:38:48,719 --> 01:38:52,266 ♪ Again ♪ 1963 01:38:52,266 --> 01:38:57,266 ♪ Come out and play ♪ 1964 01:38:57,645 --> 01:39:02,645 ♪ With friends out here who never care for fame ♪ 1965 01:39:21,268 --> 01:39:24,185 ("I Got Glendale") 1966 01:39:26,772 --> 01:39:31,772 ♪ Who gives a damn if we don't have a beach ♪ 1967 01:39:32,471 --> 01:39:37,471 ♪ There's always one not far out of reach ♪ 1968 01:39:38,503 --> 01:39:43,503 ♪ We got sun and we have got to prove ♪ 1969 01:39:44,386 --> 01:39:49,386 ♪ All you do is go up on the roof ♪ 1970 01:39:49,663 --> 01:39:54,663 ♪ And it's clear there's life out here ♪ 1971 01:39:55,393 --> 01:39:57,659 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1972 01:39:57,659 --> 01:40:01,241 ♪ I'm not really not that pale ♪ 1973 01:40:01,241 --> 01:40:04,308 ♪ It's not like I'm in jail ♪ 1974 01:40:04,308 --> 01:40:09,308 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1975 01:40:10,636 --> 01:40:15,636 ♪ We're not quite as cool as Hollywood ♪ 1976 01:40:16,538 --> 01:40:21,538 ♪ We know we're not the hippest neighborhood ♪ 1977 01:40:22,273 --> 01:40:27,273 ♪ But we got stars and we have got the proof ♪ 1978 01:40:28,104 --> 01:40:33,104 ♪ When nighttime falls just go up on the roof ♪ 1979 01:40:33,262 --> 01:40:38,262 ♪ And you can see our gallery on ♪ 1980 01:40:39,370 --> 01:40:41,874 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1981 01:40:41,874 --> 01:40:44,812 ♪ Saint Gabriel guardrails ♪ 1982 01:40:44,812 --> 01:40:47,884 ♪ Armenian yard sales ♪ 1983 01:40:47,884 --> 01:40:50,634 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 1984 01:41:18,384 --> 01:41:23,384 ♪ Pasadena may be more refined ♪ 1985 01:41:23,849 --> 01:41:28,849 ♪ The chemicals we breathe are the same kind ♪ 1986 01:41:29,567 --> 01:41:31,923 ♪ We also got smog ♪ 1987 01:41:31,923 --> 01:41:35,422 ♪ We got the proof ♪ 1988 01:41:35,422 --> 01:41:40,422 ♪ That brown thing on my house is my wide proof ♪ 1989 01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:43,502 ♪ To buy the gear ♪ 1990 01:41:43,502 --> 01:41:46,537 ♪ You gotta go through here ♪ 1991 01:41:46,537 --> 01:41:49,287 ♪ I got Glendale ♪ 124232