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(Hello Mr. Gu Theatre)

(When I'm Mr. Gu's assistant,)

(most of the time,)

(I'm being tortured.)

(However,)

(whenever I have a chance,)

(I will strike back.)

I'm sorry.

I was on a diet at noon.

I haven't eaten yet.

I'm a little hungry.

Thank you.

Come on.

You're choking, right?

Come on, have some water.

Are you all right?

Drink more.

Come on, hurry up.

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

(Though he tortures me,)

(when I see him giving in,)

(mentally and physically,)

(I feel greatly pleased and relaxed.)

(Now this is karma.)

(It backfires on him.)

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪My mind is composing a melody♪

♪Play a magical encounter♪

♪I walk into the trap slowly♪

♪Abandon the unimportant questions♪

♪It might make♪

♪The magical relationship closer♪

♪Your smile is like a summer view♪

♪It slowly grows in my heart♪

♪When I open up my heart♪

♪I realize I don't mean what I say♪

♪I realize you're getting ready, too♪

♪To say I do♪

♪I'll hold your palm with all my might♪

♪Experience the definition of love♪

♪A magical encounter♪

♪Becomes sweet♪

♪So we're meant to be♪

♪Instead of pondering reasons♪

♪Why don't we bravely approach each other♪

♪It might turn into a dream♪

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪My mind is composing a melody♪

♪Play a magical encounter♪

♪Our gazes approach each other♪

=Hello Mr. Gu=

=Episode 11=

(Trapped in a hole.)

(What am I thinking?)

If you refuse to tell,

I'll secretly use your toothbrush

to scrub the toilet seat!

(Congratulations on being nominated in Youxun Comic Competition.)

I am selected.

What do you mean?

It's a comic competition

organized by Youxun.

My work

is nominated for Excellent Work.

The committee wants me to publish

the comic online.

If my popularity

is ranked among the top 50,

I will be qualified for the play-off selection.

Isn't it amazing?

When you're talking,

don't simply touch me.

I

just pulled you.

You're a girl.

Don't simply pull nor hug anyone.

You should behave yourself.

This is a modern age.

Do you have to say this?

Why do you

touch me all the time?

Are you into me?

Gu Nanzhou,

give me a break.

I've already told you I'm not into you.

Then stay away from me.

Remember,

whenever you're with me,

maintain a social distance

to prevent unnecessary misunderstanding.

Don't move.

Further.

Further.

Gu Nanzhou!

Are you crazy?

These are the top special effects companies

in China.

They have experience

of participating in overseas projects.

You can read up on them.

(Bule Ray) I have a better option.

Bule Ray?

They have never cooperated

with any company in China.

A friend of mine

contacted their vice president.

An hour later,

we will have a video conference.

I just got my salary

and I have to use it to pay my debt.

There's RMB2 million.

Must I live on air from now on?

(Run Errands. Expenses)

Kid,

why did you simply take my stuff?

You've got engaged with Gu Nanzhou,

yet you're making a living

and paying the debt.

Isn't he helping you?

We're financially independent.

He can't even

solve your problems for you.

What's the point of you marrying him?

You're old-fashioned.

It's a modern era with modern concepts.

There's more freedom by going dutch.

Don't you understand?

Qingqing,

no offense.

I used to think

you married him

because he's financially capable

and that he could support you in pursuing your dream.

However,

look at what's happening.

What do you see in him?

What to do?

Sometimes, love

can be unreasonable.

Just treat it as

I lost my mind for falling for him.

Zhou Jianqing!

What are you doing?

I'm

eating the snail rice noodle.

Didn't I tell you

not to order weird food in the middle of the night?

I'm having it in my room.

How does it concern you?

I can smell it.

Do you have a dog's nose?

What are you doing?

Also,

when a girl

is staying with a single man,

it's improper for you

to wear shorts like this.

What's wrong with wearing shorts?

Also, this is my room.

It's none of your business.

You're not allowed to wear it anyway.

It's not a pretty sight anyway.

You ruined the style of the house.

Gu Nanzhou!

Are you from the Qing dynasty?

It's really tasty.

Susu,

your place is still the best.

I can eat whatever I want here,

unlike the time I'm at Gu Nanzhou's place.

I'm infuriated.

Forget about banning me from

eating snail rice noodle in the house,

he even criticized the way I dressed at home.

He's insane.

Susu,

what's wrong with you?

Are you unhappy?

Did Zhou Zixuan offend you again?

No, he didn't.

What's wrong with you?

My mother keeps arranging for me to go on blind dates.

Blind dates?

You're into someone, remember?

Why are you going on blind dates?

I'm not into anyone.

You revealed it on the phone.

Stop denying it.

Tell me.

I'll give you suggestions.

Is he a gentle and cute guy?

A mature man?

An energetic young man?

Stop guessing.

Just eat your food.

I'll get cola for you.

Thank you, Susu.

(X Little Water Celery's Weibo votes)

It's so troublesome.

What's troublesome?

(Snacks) Isn't it convenient

with this reader?

(Positive?)

(Humorous?)

(Straightforward?)

(A warm man?)

I am not like any of it.

Mr. Gu,

why don't you order it?

Anything will do for me.

Let's order crab ball broth

and stewed lobster,

as well as braised squab

and boiled king clams for Xuan.

I think these are her favorite.

I think

she's into you.

If you showcase

more of your strengths,

she might not be able to resist you.

How do you know she loves these?

She orders these all the time.

Does that mean she likes these?

Just because there're certain signs,

you think you're right?

No.

Before you confirm anything,

don't simply say it.

Why don't you

order it instead?

You'll order it.

Anything will do for me.

(Humorous)

I don't know whether

the teacher is willing

to use the draft.

As your senior, I did a good job.

Of course the teacher is willing to use it.

You're right.

By the way,

I submitted the work to the monthly magazine.

It's you.

Why are you honking your car's horn suddenly?

Get into the car.

It's so near.

Why do we need to take the car?

I'm going to a supermarket.

I need someone to carry my bag.

She's a girl, okay?

How can you get her to carry your bag?

My interaction with her

has nothing to do with you.

I...

Why don't you go home first?

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'll go to the supermarket now.

Why is he

with you all the time?

We have a lot of work to do lately.

He's my assistant.

We need to work together.

He glares at me

whenever he sees me.

Is he

into you?

You misunderstood.

He glares at you

as he thinks you're abusing me.

Would I abuse you?

You look like a man

who's abusing your wife now.

You look like a gentle-looking psycho.

Do you think I'm fierce?

It's all right.

I've seen worse Party A

than you before.

You're not too bad.

Why are you

still all smiley to me everyday?

Of course,

I'm a professional Party B.

All the time,

no matter how Party A abuses me,

I still treat Party A as my first love.

Any demand

of Party A is considered reasonable.

(Party A.)

(Am I only Party A to you?)

You're buying so much. Can you finish all?

Is this for me?

Thank you, Party A.

Party A is awesome.

I'm buying it for myself.

It has nothing to do with you.

He's eccentric.

Thank you,

Party B.

Are you hungry?

Join me for the meal.

All right.

Why did you cook so much?

You didn't cook what you bought.

I couldn't stand seeing you wasting food.

So I cooked it for you.

You're suddenly so nice to me.

Are you doing it as Party B

or in other capacity?

What capacity can I possibly have?

Do you seriously think

I'm into you?

I guarantee

that I won't harbor any intention

beyond our professional relationship.

Even so,

you don't feel anything?

No.

Absolutely not.

We're both single and staying under the same roof.

Have you never wondered what can possibly happen?

After all,

you called me a lecherous man.

No.

Never.

Absolutely impossible.

Fine.

You'd better keep your promise.

What's wrong with you today?

Why did you ask me that?

Are you...

No.

I'll never fall for you.

You're neither gentle nor elegant.

You're tasteless and petty.

You're not meticulous nor particular.

There's even a generation gap between us.

I almost had a heart attack due to you.

Am I that bad?

You have bad daily habits.

You place the mugs and clothes everywhere.

You order food delivery all the time.

You disrupt my sleep.

Then my cooking must be bad.

Stop eating.

I must eat anyway.

Why isn't he picking up the phone?

Gu Nanzhou.

Gu Nanzhou.

(Jiang Xiaochuan)

Hello, Xiaochuan.

Where's Mr. Gu?

Why isn't he picking up?

I have no idea where he is.

I think he's home.

Check how much medicine is left

in the blue pill box by his bed.

Okay.

There isn't any.

It's empty.

Don't tell me he finished all of it.

This is bad.

What's wrong with the medicine?

Did he take it wrongly?

Last time he overdosed on it

and almost died.

I rushed him to a hospital

in midnight for gastric lavage.

Now

you have to find him no matter what.

Would he have fainted in the bathroom?

Gu Nanzhou!

How did you get in?

I'd been calling you.

Why didn't you answer me?

I was holding my breath underwater.

How could I hear it?

Just take your bath properly.

Why did you hold your breath?

Are you a dolphin?

Don't you have gender consciousness?

How could you simply barge in?

I saw that the medicine in your pill box was finished.

I was worried about you.

You don't have to worry about me.

Just leave.

Don't turn around.

Hello.

How is it?

Hello, Xiaochuan.

I found him.

He's bathing in there.

He didn't hear me.

Is he mentally stable?

I don't think so.

Xiaochuan,

what's wrong with him?

I think he's stressed out.

Lately,

I'm quite worried about him.

Why don't you find a way

to bring him to a psychologist?

I've been trying to convince him,

but he refuses to do it.

Did he start having

the psychological problems

after the death of his brother?

This

is hard to tell.

However, I'm at my wit's end

when it comes to bringing him to a psychologist.

I can only count on you.

I...

Can you give me a ride?

I happen to be going somewhere near Xingyun.

Get into the car.

You look sleepy.

Allow me to drive instead.

All right, we're here.

Get off the car.

(Du Man Psychology)

Why did you bring me here?

We're just looking around.

I'm not getting off.

Since you're already here,

just take a look.

No.

What are you doing?

-Get off the car! -No!

Get off!

Go.

No!

Are you going or not?

No.

If you don't go, I'll scream.

Feel free to do so.

I won't go even if you do.

You...

How can you treat me that way?

I've been with you since I was 18 years old.

You hit me everyday throughout the years.

I already told you.

I said you had psychological issues,

but you denied it.

Who hit you?

You hit me.

Look, you're hitting me again.

Enough, don't go too far.

Are you going in or not?

If not, there will be a bigger crowd.

No.

I'm even pregnant with your child.

Can't you

be a responsible father?

Just go to a psychologist

and I'll stay with you.

If not,

don't expect to see your son.

Are you all right?

What's wrong with you?

Get yourself checked.

That's right.

I know, right?

Look at me.

Don't look elsewhere.

Focus

and look at me.

It will be all right.

Sorry, everyone.

It's all right, please dismiss.

Please dismiss.

Are you all right?

Well,

please just get yourself checked.

Come on.

You know what?

Your girlfriend told me

to knock you out

if you don't cooperate with me.

Don't worry,

I don't hit anyone.

However,

your girlfriend

cares about you a lot.

She cried on the phone

and asked me

to check on you.

Otherwise,

I wouldn't have waited until now.

Actually, one with a psychological issue

needs his or her family's

company and encouragement.

Someone around you

cares so much about you.

You're very lucky.

Look,

why don't we do psychological guidance first?

The process might be painful,

but gradual exposure

allows systematic desensitization.

Slowly you can adapt

to what you fear the most.

Take a deep breath.

Don't be nervous.

It may be uncomfortable at first.

You need time to get used to it.

Close your eyes.

Relax.

Follow the ray of light before you

and take one after another step

to the most familiar place in your memory.

What did you see?

Xiaozhou.

There're too many people. Don't simply run away.

Mr. Gu.

Mr. Gu!

Mr. Gu!

Gu Nanzhou!

Gu Nanzhou, are you all right?

Gu Nanzhou!

Wake up!

Gu Nanzhou!

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪You're the one who makes me fall in love♪

♪My mind is composing a melody♪

♪Play a magical encounter♪

♪The tears secretly cooperate♪

♪Like misunderstanding, it drives the gap♪

♪Into a corner♪

♪I don't understand what's wrong with us♪

♪Because it's still blinking♪

♪For your promise♪

♪I'm reluctant to part♪

♪The feeling of missing is more bitter♪

♪We slowly familiarize with each other♪

♪Hopefully love will make the dream warm♪

♪I care deeply for you♪

♪Even if there's a distance♪

♪I care for you and protect you♪

♪Perhaps there's a sense of longing♪

♪It surpasses time♪

♪I go through the crowd to find you♪

♪As my heart beats, I gain courage♪

♪I want to become better for you♪

♪End the shivering♪

♪I care deeply about you♪

♪I still care deeply about you♪

♪I need your company♪

♪We go back to the same way♪

♪To be reunited♪

♪In each other's arms and be healed♪