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♪ Taxi driver ♪

♪ Be my shrink for the hour ♪

♪ Leave the meter running ♪

♪♪

♪ It's rush hour ♪

♪ So take the streets

if you wanna ♪

♪ Just outrun the demons,

could you? ♪

♪ He said, "Allahu akbar" ♪

♪ I told him, "Don't curse me" ♪

♪ "Bo Bo, you need prayer" ♪

♪ I guess it couldn't hurt me ♪

♪ If it brings me to my knees,

it's a bad religion ♪

Sam: Morning.

- I went ahead and let - Mrs. Takahashi know

- That she'll be - your new counselor.

- You should go - and see her today.

There's a suspension form

to sign.

And I want to have... I want you

to have someone to talk to.

[ Music playing in headphones ]

I think this makes

the most sense.

♪♪

Man:

A form of indentured servitude

that was developed

as a condition of debt bondage,

and serfs could be bought

and sold and traded,

so there were some similarities

to slavery,

but there was usually...

- ♪ She on that sip of Henny, - she from that nitty-gritty ♪

Riley: Hi.

hit the club looking pretty ♪

♪ She 'bout to glow up,

♪ She on that sip of lean,

she got that tip from me ♪

You okay?

All good.

Okay, 'cuz

you seem, like...

Boy: Where's Magic Mike?

- Is that - what people call me?

No.

No one calls you that.

Um... A lot of...

A lot of shit went down,

and I can't really

tell anyone else.

- I need to talk to you - about it.

Yeah, I'm kinda sick

of being all Mary Poppins,

like, save the world

for everyone, you know?

Like, it's not my job.

Yeah. Um...

But we're just worried

about you.

And you're not responding

to anyone's texts,

- and no one knows why - you pulled the fire alarm.

I told you, it was a joke.

Okay.

For real?

[ Indistinct conversations

[ in distance ]

[ Music playing in headphones ]

Oh, shit.

- [ Exhales heavily ] - You scared me.

You gonna be here

for a while?

Um...

I have next period free.

You... You don't normally

look like this.

- Yeah, I'm not - in a real chatty,

How ya' doin'

kinda mood right now.

I-I can tell.

It's good how you speak

your mind and all.

- Who are you? - I'm Bo.

- Sorry. Uh, - I'm intimidated,

And... and when I'm

I always say the wrong thing.

intimidated,

Like, once, I asked

my freshman crush

- what it felt like - having divorced parents.

- And that was me - trying to flirt.

I intimidate you?

You intimidate everyone.

No, I know.

How come I've never

seen you before?

We've had

three classes together.

Really?

Sorry.

So...

What happened

with your freshman crush?

Oh, he... he was straight.

"A person is a whole person

when they are good sometimes

but not always,

and loved regardle."

"Ss."

- Chester: They only suspended me - for four days,

But it was a shitty

four days.

And I can't miss

any more school, so I'm back.

But, like, barely.

- Why did you pull - the fire alarm?

'Cuz I was loving too much

and in all the wrong places,

and...

that's just, like, the nature

of my personality, you know?

Yeah.

Actually, no.

All of my knowledge of love

is drawn from things

you'd definitely judge me for.

Like what?

Do you know Anju and Kafei

from Legend of Zelda?

- Yeah, you're right. - [ Chuckles ]

- Also, I think of - everyone's personalities

- As Dungeons & Dragons - alignments.

- That's, like, the... - Like, the...

Good, evil,

neutral, whatever?

Yeah.

Which one am I?

Chaotic good.

I think.

What about you?

Neutral good.

Is that bad?

Do you want to be neutral?

I mean, like, right now

in this moment?

[ School bell rings ]

I got class.

Wait. I don't really get

Dungeons & Dragons.

It's not surprising.

You saying

I'm a judge-y bitch?

Yes.

But, I mean, right?

I don't play much anymore,

but I love

that you can be a halfling druid

with a 5 strength,

but roll a 20 and, boom,

you killed an ogre.

I don't know... I find

randomness kind of...

hopeful?

♪♪

♪♪

♪ And I was saving your place ♪

♪ Cause you're always

worth it ♪

♪ But you're always working ♪

Girl: Yo. What's up?

Yo, where's

the crop top at?

Yeah, no sparkle today?

Teammate:

Yo, are they bothering you?

No, I'm good.

No, we're just... we're just

like, "Where's Chester?"

- Hey, are you sure - you're okay, man?

Just waiting on some Cheetos.

- Teammate #2: What's up with him? - Just waiting on some Cheetos.

- [ Boy speaks - indistinctly ]

Is he off his game?

He looks weird.

Yo, I can hear you.

Yo, watch this.

Hey, it's International

Chester Day.

Yeah, hey.

Shirts off, everybody.

- Come on. - Shirts off for Chester.

- Shirts off for Chester. - Come on.

- Come on. - For Chester. Come on.

Shirts off for Chester.

Boy #2: Yeah, alright.

Boy: Tits out! Come on!

Let me see those tits!

- Chester: Can I get some Cheetos? - [ Boys shouting indistinctly ]

Shirts off for Chester!

- Come on, - turn this shit up!

-Nipples out, boys!

-Come on, let's do it.

- -Whoo! - -Don't be a pussy, come on!

Shirts off!

[ Kids whooping,

[ shouting indistinctly ]

Yeah, come on!

Get those tits out!

- -Tits out! - -Tits out for Chester!

So problematic!

Chester doesn't even

like tits.

Damn, you right.

Dicks out for Chester!

- -Dicks out for Chester! - -Dicks out for Chester!

No! Worse!

Dicks out for Chester!

Dicks out for Chester!

[ Kids cheering,

[ shouting indistinctly ]

Girl: Oh, my God.

- -That's hilarious. - -We can be a little gay.

It's not gay!

It's not gay!

- -Come on! - -Come on!

Chester!

[ Music playing,

[ kids shouting indistinctly ]

Come on, let's go! Let's go!

- -Come on! Come on! - -Let's go! Come on!

[ Kids shouting indistinctly ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Kids cheering ]

♪ You make me feel mighty real ♪

♪ You make me feel

mighty real ♪

♪ When we get home, darlin',

and it's nice and dark ♪

♪ And the music's in Vienna ♪

♪ Still you're hot

and you kiss me back and it ♪

♪ Feels real good

and I know you love me ♪

♪ Like you should ♪

Yeah!

[ Kids cheering ]

♪ Oh you make me feel ♪

[ Indistinct conversations

[ in distance ]

[ Cellphone hums ]

- No. Do not. - Please do not do that.

- But, I mean, wasn't that - the whole thing with today?

Like, to just go out and...

No, no...

And... and do it.

- Yeah, but not in the way - you're thinking.

- But, I mean... - When you dared us to kiss,

- Chester was the first person - to say yes.

- He wanted to kiss me. - You saw.

He was into it.

Mm, I don't know,

actually.

- I do. - I was kissing him.

- Yeah, I-I don't - want to tell you

- Not to put yourself - out there, okay?

I just don't think

you should, in any way, do

- what you're thinking of doing. - I should just call him.

- Wait. - No, seriously.

- He likes it when there's just - zero bullshit, you know?

[ School bell rings ]

Hello?

- Wait, I think I got - his voicemail.

Hi, it's... it's me, Nathan.

That was insane today.

Like, just so awesome

and... and...

Awesome.

Um...

- Anyway, I-I-I texted you - a couple times

While you were suspended,

just to, like, you know,

see how you were doing...

Not like you should have

texted me back or anything,

it's just...

Um...

What happened on the trip

with... with the kiss

and everything, um...

Just so you know,

I'm not with Arianna anymore.

Um...

Okay, so, award for

most rambling message ever,

but, like...

You know, I...

I-I think you're really cool

and, like, seriously,

I mean, who would not want

to fuck their clone

- if their clone - was you, right?

I-I mean...

I would want to fuck myself

if I was you.

Meaning, that, like...

I would want to fuck myself

if myself was you.

Please hang up. Please.

sound creepy.

I hope that doesn't

Um, Google how to delete

a message you're leaving.

Um... Okay.

Um... I-I guess

what I'm really trying to say

is that, like,

I-I know that, like,

on some level, you're up there,

and I'm down here,

and t-there is every reason

in the world

that we would not work out,

but... but...

sometimes opposites attract,

right?

So...

Um...

I-I I don't really know

what else to say,

except that, like...

I know that you were probably

hurting this week,

and... and I would have given...

anything

just to come over

and make you feel better.

Like...

I-I don't know if you remember,

- but when we first met - at Riley's party,

You put your arm around me,

and... and it was...

It was everything.

Um...

Okay. Um...

Crazy, psycho crying

happening now,

but... but... but, um...

It's just that...

sometimes, I-I want to put

my arm around you, too,

- and... and make you - feel that way,

Like... like

how I feel about you,

because I-I don't want

to use the word love but...

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Ugh! You've got to be

fucking kidding!

It's gone.

Tittyfuck cuntnugget.

- Can you guys go to Gardenwalk - after school?

- As long as I'm home - by 8:00.

My dads have a standing

Friday sex date,

- and I have to put - their Passion pen back

- Before they know - I took it.

Yeah, I want to.

It's just, ugh, malls.

A.C. and capitalism.

You know?

But, I mean...

Potato Corner!

[ All screaming ]

- Wait! - Go that way, go that way!

♪ Been a long time

since I felt this attract... ♪

Turn, turn, turn!

Man: Be careful!

Jesus! Watch it!

- Can I just say - I hate kids?

They just scream

and take things from you.

Oh, I have massive

hunger pains.

Fuck, Hot Dog on a Stick

sounds so good right now!

But meat? No, I cant.

- What? No! - Just do it! You're with us.

No one has to know.

I want it so bad.

- No. No meat. - I can't.

Taste this strip.

Oh, it's so good.

So good.

Oh, my God.

I want to do that!

[ Laughter ]

I need to get off!

I have the worst stomachache!

No, just stay on!

My phone was out of storage,

- but it just uploaded - to the thingy,

So now I can film you...

- Oh, man. - My dads are here!

No!

Yes! I love you!

I love you the most!

Bye-bye.

Ooh.

- It's probably just cramps, but - I have to go to the bathroom.

I'll meet you at Sephora.

No, please come with me.

Please.

- Ooh! - Fuck this cramp!

Ow! Ow!

[ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Gasping ]

Are you okay?

- I'm in so much - fucking pain!

Sephora's closing.

[ Breathing heavily ]

- Dude, the service - in here sucks.

I'm being raped

by pop-up ads.

[ Splash ]

[ Both scream ]

Shit!

I love you!

It's coming out!

- Holy fuck. - Hi.

Hi.

Fuck you!

- You ready? - [ Baby crying ]

- Okay, so, yes, you can - safely surrender a baby

72 hours after it's born.

Hand the baby over,

no questions asked, that's it?

- It's... They literally cannot - ask you any questions.

- God, fuck. Why can't there be - that law for my parents?

Hey.

to change your mind.

And yes, you have 14 days

No, no, no, no, no, baby.

- Don't worry. - I'm not changing my mind.

Me, neither.

No, J and I talked about this.

You need to go to someone

who wants to take care of you.

God, this no questions asked

thing is genius.

You could do it at a hospital,

a police station...

- Fuck the police. - Or fire station.

Seriously?

The first time I achieved orgasm

was to an Australian

Firefighters calendar.

Over there.

Oh, God. I'm literally

sweating right now.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

Oh, y'all look crusty.

Hi, tiny human.

This was mine.

My Nonna never throws anything

away, and we glad for it now.

Sorry you had to be born.

Oh.

But, hey, look at all of us,

you know? We didn't ask

to be born, either,

and we're making it work.

There you go.

- We're going to a firehouse. - Yes.

I just need to get something

from my house first.

Hi.

Hi!

[ Engine starts ]

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I don't really care

if you like me or not ♪

♪ But I know

that you want me to ♪

♪ Oh, anythin' I do,

I know you're gonna watch ♪

♪ To rumor up that I'm a fool ♪

♪ You and all your friends

have to walk in a squad ♪

♪ 'Cause y'all are

so insecure ♪

♪ Oh, overcompensate

'cause you're sizing me up ♪

♪ The oldest trick

in the book ♪

Did you get

my voicemail?

Chester: Huh?

D-did...

Did you get my voicemail?

No.

♪ There's nothing

[ Sighs ]

you could say ♪

- Oh, wait, no. - Yeah, I did.

I'll listen to it later.

- Oh, no, no, - i-i-i-it's fine.

You can just...

You can just delete it.

Oh, honey.

Now I am definitely

listening to it.

♪ 'Cause I know what

you really want ♪

♪ A little more confidence,

mm-hmm ♪

♪ This is where

it's gotta stop ♪

♪ I'm tired of hearin' it ♪

I'll be really quick.

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Baby crying ]

Arianna: Oh, my God.

Shhh.

Greta: No, it's okay.

It's okay.

- It's okay. - It's okay.

Shh. Shh.

[ Crying continues ]

- I got it. - I got it.

Okay, thank God,

'cause I've done enough today.

I am nobody's auntie.

- Hi. - [ Crying continues ]

Oh, yeah, I know.

I know.

It's okay.

You're okay.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Hi, baby.

Shh. Hi.

Hi. Ooh.

Hi. Ah! Uh...

♪ I'm a savage, okay ♪

♪ Classy, bougie,

ratchet, okay ♪

♪ Sassy, moody,

nasty, okay ♪

♪ Acting stupid,

what's happening? ♪

♪ Yes, what's happening? ♪

♪ Sassy, moody,

nasty, okay ♪

You're killing

my lullaby vibe.

S-sorry.

I know.

♪ I'm a savage ♪

- [ Baby cooing ] - Shh, shh, shh, shh.

- No, it's okay. - It's okay.

[ Door slams ]

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

Okay.

I'm ready.

So, nearest firehouse,

or...

Yeah, uh...

uh, it's just...

Yes to a firehouse,

but I don't know which one.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

- I mean, I'm assuming - whichever one we choose,

Whoever's gonna adopt them

is someone local,

- and sentencing this kid - to a life in Anaheim

- Just seems - straight-up criminal.

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

- D, I definitely don't - want to rush you,

- But it's getting late and - my mom's starting to freak out.

Um, yeah.

Also, longer we're out,

- the more likely we are - to get pulled over,

And then we're fucked.

Okay.

Nearest firehouse.

Let's go.

♪♪

"Jesus is the reason

for the season?"

- Are we sure we want - to leave the baby here?

- I'm getting - homeschooling vibes.

- So, like, no. - Definitely not here.

I mean, where other than Oakland

do unicorn lesbians live?

I'm looking up best places

in California for queers

- besides San Francisco - right now.

Okay?

Wait, Laguna?

- "Sunny beaches - and secluded coves,

Laguna is Southern

most alluring beach town."

California's

- I don't know. - Like, what kid's, like,

- "Life ain't perfect, but - at least I got secluded coves"?

- [ Cellphone ringing ] - What is going on with her?

I don't know, but I feel

like something happened.

What?

[ Megan speaking indistinctly ]

[ Cellphone clicks ]

- Oh, shit. - What?

My phone uploaded

at the mall,

- and the video - of you guys kissing Chester

Is on the family iCloud.

No way!

- Why does iCloud never work, - and then when it does,

- It screws up - your whole life?!

- Did she tell my dads? - [ Cellphone ringing ]

Do I answer?

Fuck! I have to answer.

Hi.

No, why are you talking to me

about this and not Nathan?

Do you not see

how problematic that is?

[ Mimics static ]

My service sucks! Bye!

- Problematic is literally - my new favorite word.

- Thank you. - I'm sorry.

Bitch, don't even.

ICloud is a cunt.

And, I mean, my dads can't be

[ Cellphone ringing ]

on me for threeways, right?

- She's calling me - form the landline.

And she's FaceTiming me!

She is literally

double-fisting us!

[ Cellphones ringing

[ and vibrating ]

First, where in the name of God

are you?

Do you have any idea

how terrified I've been?

And where is your brother?

Hi, Mom.

Oh, thank God.

Where are you?

- J-Just out. - Hey, girl, hey.

- I just wanted to... - Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh.

Wait, she froze.

turn our phones off?

Naomi: Can we just

- No, I... - I think I should deal.

- Delilah: - We have... no, we have to go.

- No, I just... I just don't - want her calling the cops.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

I saw that video, okay?

- So how do you like - them apples?

- Mom, can we just talk? - No, no!

No, no, no, no, no,

we cannot just... this is it.

You two are coming home

right this minute.

- When you walk through - that door,

- I am gonna come down - on you so hard,

- It's gonna - make your head spin.

No more Mrs. Nice Mujer,

okay?

Are you listening to me?

I am going Old Testament.

It's gonna be

an eye for an eye.

[ Voice breaking ]

to make me the enemy?

Why do you always want

You literally just said

"eye for an eye."

[ Normal voice ]

Because you drove me to it!

Oh, God, kids.

Listen to me.

I am really trying

my Brené Brown best, okay,

to stand here

in my vulnerability,

because I am a human.

Yeah, and so are we, okay?

We're not just kids.

I mean...

We are, but...

- Look, right now we are helping - the less fortunate,

- And that is something - that you taught us,

So please, please stop

that you did such a bad job

thinking

as a mother,

because you didn't, okay?

- We'll get back in touch - with you.

No!

[ Both laugh ]

Okay, okay, okay.

call the cops?

Delilah: Is she gonna

- -Probably. - -Yeah.

- J: Go to Settings, - Location Services,

Find My Friends,

and turn off Bluetooth.

- "We'll get back in touch - with you?"

Iconic!

I'm so sorry, but my aunt's

starting to freak out.

Where you wanna go, boo?

♪♪

Okay. Secluded coves

and sunny beaches it is.

♪♪

Um, I...

I couldn't have, um,

you know, done...

J-Just, thank you.

Mnh-mnh. No.

- You don't thank - your sisters.

I'm adopted.

Oh, I wasn't...

I wasn't sure.

Yeah. It's this whole thing

with my birth parents, where...

Where, like, if they had not

got stuck at a red light,

they would have made it

to the CVS before it closed,

and then they would've

got a condom,

and I wouldn't have

been born.

- And then my birth mom - was choosing

What family to put me with

and was gonna go with

some family in Idaho,

- but I guess she wasn't - really vibing them,

And that day,

her horoscope was like,

"Stay away from potatoes."

So she was like, "Oh.

I love 'Will and Grace.'

I should just go with

the gay guys in California."

- And even if it's fun - telling my dads

I'd be so much happier in Idaho,

I definitely wouldn't.

Clearly,

I'm not a God person,

but with stuff like that,

it just makes you think,

how it all kind of happens

like its supposed to.

[ Whispering ] It's really good,

what you're doing.

[ Sighs ]

[ Dog barking,

[ car doors slamming ]

Yeah.

This is my favorite shirt.

I want you to have it.

Like that.

[ Cooing ]

I also want you to have this

transformative justice manual

and this Audre Lorde book.

Let's tuck them under here.

[ Cooing ]

Hold up.

Hi.

[ Cooing ]

[ Whispering ] May you always

be loved, regardless.

[ Cooing ]

I've been carrying this

since the 4th grade.

[ Cooing ]

May it keep pain away.

[ Cooing ]

[ Camera beeps and clicks ]

Hi, hi.

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

You ready?

[ Doorbell buzzes ]

[ Indistinct talking ]

[ Sighs ]

That fireman was fuckin' hot.

[ Chuckles softly ]

- [ Winter Aid's "The Wisp Sings" - plays ]

♪♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪♪

♪ Let me sleep ♪

♪ I am tired of my grief ♪

♪ And I would like you ♪

♪ To love me ♪

♪ To love me, to love me ♪

♪ This is the night

when these woods sigh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Come with me ♪

♪ There are people

who cannot speak ♪

♪ Without smiling ♪

♪ They would take me

from your hand ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Or they would try,

they would try ♪

♪ Buried for a night,

like this ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

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