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♪ Taxi driver ♪
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♪ Be my shrink for the hour ♪
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♪ Leave the meter running ♪
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♪♪
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♪ It's rush hour ♪
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♪ So take the streets
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if you wanna ♪
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♪ Just outrun the demons,
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could you? ♪
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♪ He said, "Allahu akbar" ♪
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♪ I told him, "Don't curse me" ♪
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♪ "Bo Bo, you need prayer" ♪
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♪ I guess it couldn't hurt me ♪
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♪ If it brings me to my knees,
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it's a bad religion ♪
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Sam: Morning.
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- I went ahead and let - Mrs. Takahashi know
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- That she'll be - your new counselor.
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- You should go - and see her today.
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There's a suspension form
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to sign.
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And I want to have... I want you
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to have someone to talk to.
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[ Music playing in headphones ]
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I think this makes
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the most sense.
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♪♪
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Man:
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A form of indentured servitude
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that was developed
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as a condition of debt bondage,
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and serfs could be bought
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and sold and traded,
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so there were some similarities
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to slavery,
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but there was usually...
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- ♪ She on that sip of Henny, - she from that nitty-gritty ♪
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Riley: Hi.
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hit the club looking pretty ♪
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♪ She 'bout to glow up,
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♪ She on that sip of lean,
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she got that tip from me ♪
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You okay?
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All good.
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Okay, 'cuz
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you seem, like...
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Boy: Where's Magic Mike?
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- Is that - what people call me?
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No.
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No one calls you that.
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Um... A lot of...
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A lot of shit went down,
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and I can't really
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tell anyone else.
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- I need to talk to you - about it.
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Yeah, I'm kinda sick
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of being all Mary Poppins,
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like, save the world
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for everyone, you know?
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Like, it's not my job.
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Yeah. Um...
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But we're just worried
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about you.
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And you're not responding
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to anyone's texts,
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- and no one knows why - you pulled the fire alarm.
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I told you, it was a joke.
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Okay.
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For real?
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[ Indistinct conversations
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[ in distance ]
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[ Music playing in headphones ]
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Oh, shit.
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- [ Exhales heavily ] - You scared me.
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You gonna be here
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for a while?
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Um...
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I have next period free.
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You... You don't normally
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look like this.
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- Yeah, I'm not - in a real chatty,
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How ya' doin'
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kinda mood right now.
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I-I can tell.
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It's good how you speak
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your mind and all.
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- Who are you? - I'm Bo.
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- Sorry. Uh, - I'm intimidated,
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And... and when I'm
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I always say the wrong thing.
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intimidated,
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Like, once, I asked
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my freshman crush
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- what it felt like - having divorced parents.
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- And that was me - trying to flirt.
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I intimidate you?
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You intimidate everyone.
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No, I know.
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How come I've never
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seen you before?
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We've had
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three classes together.
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Really?
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Sorry.
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So...
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What happened
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with your freshman crush?
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Oh, he... he was straight.
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"A person is a whole person
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when they are good sometimes
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but not always,
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and loved regardle."
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"Ss."
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- Chester: They only suspended me - for four days,
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But it was a shitty
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four days.
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And I can't miss
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any more school, so I'm back.
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But, like, barely.
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- Why did you pull - the fire alarm?
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'Cuz I was loving too much
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and in all the wrong places,
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and...
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that's just, like, the nature
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of my personality, you know?
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Yeah.
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Actually, no.
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All of my knowledge of love
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is drawn from things
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you'd definitely judge me for.
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Like what?
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Do you know Anju and Kafei
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from Legend of Zelda?
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- Yeah, you're right. - [ Chuckles ]
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- Also, I think of - everyone's personalities
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- As Dungeons & Dragons - alignments.
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- That's, like, the... - Like, the...
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Good, evil,
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neutral, whatever?
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Yeah.
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Which one am I?
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Chaotic good.
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I think.
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What about you?
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Neutral good.
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Is that bad?
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Do you want to be neutral?
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I mean, like, right now
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in this moment?
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[ School bell rings ]
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I got class.
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Wait. I don't really get
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Dungeons & Dragons.
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It's not surprising.
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You saying
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I'm a judge-y bitch?
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Yes.
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But, I mean, right?
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I don't play much anymore,
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but I love
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that you can be a halfling druid
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with a 5 strength,
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but roll a 20 and, boom,
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you killed an ogre.
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I don't know... I find
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randomness kind of...
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hopeful?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ And I was saving your place ♪
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♪ Cause you're always
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worth it ♪
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♪ But you're always working ♪
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Girl: Yo. What's up?
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Yo, where's
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the crop top at?
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Yeah, no sparkle today?
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Teammate:
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Yo, are they bothering you?
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No, I'm good.
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No, we're just... we're just
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like, "Where's Chester?"
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- Hey, are you sure - you're okay, man?
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Just waiting on some Cheetos.
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- Teammate #2: What's up with him? - Just waiting on some Cheetos.
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- [ Boy speaks - indistinctly ]
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Is he off his game?
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He looks weird.
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Yo, I can hear you.
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Yo, watch this.
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Hey, it's International
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Chester Day.
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Yeah, hey.
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Shirts off, everybody.
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- Come on. - Shirts off for Chester.
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- Shirts off for Chester. - Come on.
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- Come on. - For Chester. Come on.
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Shirts off for Chester.
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Boy #2: Yeah, alright.
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Boy: Tits out! Come on!
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Let me see those tits!
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- Chester: Can I get some Cheetos? - [ Boys shouting indistinctly ]
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Shirts off for Chester!
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- Come on, - turn this shit up!
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-Nipples out, boys!
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-Come on, let's do it.
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- -Whoo! - -Don't be a pussy, come on!
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Shirts off!
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[ Kids whooping,
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[ shouting indistinctly ]
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Yeah, come on!
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Get those tits out!
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- -Tits out! - -Tits out for Chester!
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So problematic!
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Chester doesn't even
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like tits.
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Damn, you right.
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Dicks out for Chester!
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- -Dicks out for Chester! - -Dicks out for Chester!
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No! Worse!
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Dicks out for Chester!
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Dicks out for Chester!
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[ Kids cheering,
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[ shouting indistinctly ]
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Girl: Oh, my God.
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- -That's hilarious. - -We can be a little gay.
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It's not gay!
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It's not gay!
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- -Come on! - -Come on!
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Chester!
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[ Music playing,
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[ kids shouting indistinctly ]
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Come on, let's go! Let's go!
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- -Come on! Come on! - -Let's go! Come on!
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[ Kids shouting indistinctly ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Kids cheering ]
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♪ You make me feel mighty real ♪
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♪ You make me feel
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mighty real ♪
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♪ When we get home, darlin',
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and it's nice and dark ♪
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♪ And the music's in Vienna ♪
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♪ Still you're hot
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and you kiss me back and it ♪
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♪ Feels real good
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and I know you love me ♪
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♪ Like you should ♪
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Yeah!
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[ Kids cheering ]
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♪ Oh you make me feel ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations
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[ in distance ]
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[ Cellphone hums ]
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- No. Do not. - Please do not do that.
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- But, I mean, wasn't that - the whole thing with today?
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Like, to just go out and...
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No, no...
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And... and do it.
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- Yeah, but not in the way - you're thinking.
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- But, I mean... - When you dared us to kiss,
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- Chester was the first person - to say yes.
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- He wanted to kiss me. - You saw.
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He was into it.
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Mm, I don't know,
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actually.
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- I do. - I was kissing him.
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- Yeah, I-I don't - want to tell you
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- Not to put yourself - out there, okay?
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I just don't think
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you should, in any way, do
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- what you're thinking of doing. - I should just call him.
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- Wait. - No, seriously.
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- He likes it when there's just - zero bullshit, you know?
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[ School bell rings ]
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Hello?
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- Wait, I think I got - his voicemail.
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Hi, it's... it's me, Nathan.
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That was insane today.
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Like, just so awesome
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and... and...
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Awesome.
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Um...
285
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,888
- Anyway, I-I-I texted you - a couple times
286
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,311
While you were suspended,
287
00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,750
just to, like, you know,
288
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,958
see how you were doing...
289
00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,207
Not like you should have
290
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,417
texted me back or anything,
291
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,042
it's just...
292
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,290
Um...
293
00:10:54,314 --> 00:10:55,500
What happened on the trip
294
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,623
with... with the kiss
295
00:10:57,647 --> 00:10:59,708
and everything, um...
296
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,269
Just so you know,
297
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,792
I'm not with Arianna anymore.
298
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,250
Um...
299
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,415
Okay, so, award for
300
00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:08,542
most rambling message ever,
301
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,625
but, like...
302
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,708
You know, I...
303
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,352
I-I think you're really cool
304
00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:15,958
and, like, seriously,
305
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,248
I mean, who would not want
306
00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:18,500
to fuck their clone
307
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,185
- if their clone - was you, right?
308
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,375
I-I mean...
309
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,477
I would want to fuck myself
310
00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:25,542
if I was you.
311
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,542
Meaning, that, like...
312
00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:29,102
I would want to fuck myself
313
00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:30,625
if myself was you.
314
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,040
Please hang up. Please.
315
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,417
sound creepy.
316
00:11:32,064 --> 00:11:33,500
I hope that doesn't
317
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,873
Um, Google how to delete
318
00:11:34,897 --> 00:11:36,292
a message you're leaving.
319
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,208
Um... Okay.
320
00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:40,373
Um... I-I guess
321
00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:42,500
what I'm really trying to say
322
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,310
is that, like,
323
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,083
I-I know that, like,
324
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,832
on some level, you're up there,
325
00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,542
and I'm down here,
326
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,019
and t-there is every reason
327
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,458
in the world
328
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,144
that we would not work out,
329
00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:55,792
but... but...
330
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,436
sometimes opposites attract,
331
00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,042
right?
332
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,875
So...
333
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,625
Um...
334
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,373
I-I I don't really know
335
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,167
what else to say,
336
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,000
except that, like...
337
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:16,686
I know that you were probably
338
00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,375
hurting this week,
339
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,081
and... and I would have given...
340
00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:23,750
anything
341
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,602
just to come over
342
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,417
and make you feel better.
343
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,852
Like...
344
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:30,250
I-I don't know if you remember,
345
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,851
- but when we first met - at Riley's party,
346
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,352
You put your arm around me,
347
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:34,875
and... and it was...
348
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,833
It was everything.
349
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,625
Um...
350
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,292
Okay. Um...
351
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,415
Crazy, psycho crying
352
00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:48,500
happening now,
353
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,083
but... but... but, um...
354
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,625
It's just that...
355
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,519
sometimes, I-I want to put
356
00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:57,375
my arm around you, too,
357
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,269
- and... and make you - feel that way,
358
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,415
Like... like
359
00:13:00,439 --> 00:13:01,500
how I feel about you,
360
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:02,915
because I-I don't want
361
00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:04,292
to use the word love but...
362
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,750
[ Cellphone beeps ]
363
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,248
Ugh! You've got to be
364
00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,667
fucking kidding!
365
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,208
It's gone.
366
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:17,958
Tittyfuck cuntnugget.
367
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,310
- Can you guys go to Gardenwalk - after school?
368
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:21,977
- As long as I'm home - by 8:00.
369
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,165
My dads have a standing
370
00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:24,292
Friday sex date,
371
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,059
- and I have to put - their Passion pen back
372
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,435
- Before they know - I took it.
373
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,750
Yeah, I want to.
374
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,958
It's just, ugh, malls.
375
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:33,040
A.C. and capitalism.
376
00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:35,083
You know?
377
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,707
But, I mean...
378
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,292
Potato Corner!
379
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,875
[ All screaming ]
380
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,435
- Wait! - Go that way, go that way!
381
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,915
♪ Been a long time
382
00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:45,333
since I felt this attract... ♪
383
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,333
Turn, turn, turn!
384
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,958
Man: Be careful!
385
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,167
Jesus! Watch it!
386
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,769
- Can I just say - I hate kids?
387
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,936
They just scream
388
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,042
and take things from you.
389
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,186
Oh, I have massive
390
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,292
hunger pains.
391
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:57,831
Fuck, Hot Dog on a Stick
392
00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:59,333
sounds so good right now!
393
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,042
But meat? No, I cant.
394
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,643
- What? No! - Just do it! You're with us.
395
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,917
No one has to know.
396
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,250
I want it so bad.
397
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,019
- No. No meat. - I can't.
398
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,708
Taste this strip.
399
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:09,769
Oh, it's so good.
400
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:10,793
So good.
401
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,042
Oh, my God.
402
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,917
I want to do that!
403
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,250
[ Laughter ]
404
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,792
I need to get off!
405
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,208
I have the worst stomachache!
406
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,498
No, just stay on!
407
00:14:21,522 --> 00:14:22,750
My phone was out of storage,
408
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,394
- but it just uploaded - to the thingy,
409
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,958
So now I can film you...
410
00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,477
- Oh, man. - My dads are here!
411
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,644
No!
412
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,750
Yes! I love you!
413
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,333
I love you the most!
414
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,583
Bye-bye.
415
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,167
Ooh.
416
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,518
- It's probably just cramps, but - I have to go to the bathroom.
417
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,790
I'll meet you at Sephora.
418
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,083
No, please come with me.
419
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,000
Please.
420
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,602
- Ooh! - Fuck this cramp!
421
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,583
Ow! Ow!
422
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,667
[ Grunting ]
423
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,917
[ Groaning ]
424
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,417
[ Gasping ]
425
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,417
Are you okay?
426
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,435
- I'm in so much - fucking pain!
427
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:57,542
Sephora's closing.
428
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,042
[ Breathing heavily ]
429
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,727
- Dude, the service - in here sucks.
430
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,623
I'm being raped
431
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,458
by pop-up ads.
432
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,708
[ Splash ]
433
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,583
[ Both scream ]
434
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,042
Shit!
435
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,290
I love you!
436
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,500
It's coming out!
437
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,602
- Holy fuck. - Hi.
438
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,125
Hi.
439
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,125
Fuck you!
440
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,560
- You ready? - [ Baby crying ]
441
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,627
- Okay, so, yes, you can - safely surrender a baby
442
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,750
72 hours after it's born.
443
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,123
Hand the baby over,
444
00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:28,458
no questions asked, that's it?
445
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,742
- It's... They literally cannot - ask you any questions.
446
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,018
- God, fuck. Why can't there be - that law for my parents?
447
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:34,436
Hey.
448
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,875
to change your mind.
449
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,958
And yes, you have 14 days
450
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,458
No, no, no, no, no, baby.
451
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,435
- Don't worry. - I'm not changing my mind.
452
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,977
Me, neither.
453
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,458
No, J and I talked about this.
454
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,894
You need to go to someone
455
00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:45,292
who wants to take care of you.
456
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,540
God, this no questions asked
457
00:15:46,564 --> 00:15:47,750
thing is genius.
458
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,165
You could do it at a hospital,
459
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,542
a police station...
460
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,394
- Fuck the police. - Or fire station.
461
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,811
Seriously?
462
00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,167
The first time I achieved orgasm
463
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,748
was to an Australian
464
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:58,292
Firefighters calendar.
465
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,125
Over there.
466
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,373
Oh, God. I'm literally
467
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,625
sweating right now.
468
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,625
[ Dog barking in distance ]
469
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,625
Oh, y'all look crusty.
470
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,333
Hi, tiny human.
471
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,000
This was mine.
472
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,248
My Nonna never throws anything
473
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,458
away, and we glad for it now.
474
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,125
Sorry you had to be born.
475
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,208
Oh.
476
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:29,875
But, hey, look at all of us,
477
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:30,956
you know? We didn't ask
478
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,000
to be born, either,
479
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,083
and we're making it work.
480
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,458
There you go.
481
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,102
- We're going to a firehouse. - Yes.
482
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,769
I just need to get something
483
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,375
from my house first.
484
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,708
Hi.
485
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,500
Hi!
486
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,000
[ Engine starts ]
487
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,583
[ Chuckles ]
488
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:03,500
♪♪
489
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:09,167
♪♪
490
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,019
♪ I don't really care
491
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,833
if you like me or not ♪
492
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,540
♪ But I know
493
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:16,208
that you want me to ♪
494
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,915
♪ Oh, anythin' I do,
495
00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:19,583
I know you're gonna watch ♪
496
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:23,083
♪ To rumor up that I'm a fool ♪
497
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,852
♪ You and all your friends
498
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,583
have to walk in a squad ♪
499
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,290
♪ 'Cause y'all are
500
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,958
so insecure ♪
501
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,769
♪ Oh, overcompensate
502
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,542
'cause you're sizing me up ♪
503
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,081
♪ The oldest trick
504
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:38,583
in the book ♪
505
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,644
Did you get
506
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:40,668
my voicemail?
507
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,667
Chester: Huh?
508
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,019
D-did...
509
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,333
Did you get my voicemail?
510
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,750
No.
511
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,060
♪ There's nothing
512
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:51,333
[ Sighs ]
513
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,417
you could say ♪
514
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,810
- Oh, wait, no. - Yeah, I did.
515
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,000
I'll listen to it later.
516
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,519
- Oh, no, no, - i-i-i-it's fine.
517
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,227
You can just...
518
00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:58,875
You can just delete it.
519
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,083
Oh, honey.
520
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,936
Now I am definitely
521
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,750
listening to it.
522
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,957
♪ 'Cause I know what
523
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,417
you really want ♪
524
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,540
♪ A little more confidence,
525
00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:12,625
mm-hmm ♪
526
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,873
♪ This is where
527
00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:15,083
it's gotta stop ♪
528
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,208
♪ I'm tired of hearin' it ♪
529
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:18,833
I'll be really quick.
530
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,458
[ Crickets chirping ]
531
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,102
[ Baby crying ]
532
00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:00,167
Arianna: Oh, my God.
533
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,477
Shhh.
534
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:02,750
Greta: No, it's okay.
535
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,000
It's okay.
536
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,269
- It's okay. - It's okay.
537
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,977
Shh. Shh.
538
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,625
[ Crying continues ]
539
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,102
- I got it. - I got it.
540
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,456
Okay, thank God,
541
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,750
'cause I've done enough today.
542
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,125
I am nobody's auntie.
543
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,727
- Hi. - [ Crying continues ]
544
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,458
Oh, yeah, I know.
545
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:18,667
I know.
546
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,208
It's okay.
547
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,833
You're okay.
548
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:25,000
Hi. Hi.
549
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,540
Hi.
550
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,042
Hi, baby.
551
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,542
Shh. Hi.
552
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,292
Hi. Ooh.
553
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:35,083
Hi. Ah! Uh...
554
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,458
♪ I'm a savage, okay ♪
555
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,602
♪ Classy, bougie,
556
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,708
ratchet, okay ♪
557
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:43,686
♪ Sassy, moody,
558
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,625
nasty, okay ♪
559
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,123
♪ Acting stupid,
560
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,583
what's happening? ♪
561
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,042
♪ Yes, what's happening? ♪
562
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,727
♪ Sassy, moody,
563
00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:54,375
nasty, okay ♪
564
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,665
You're killing
565
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,917
my lullaby vibe.
566
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,375
S-sorry.
567
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,042
I know.
568
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,958
♪ I'm a savage ♪
569
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,727
- [ Baby cooing ] - Shh, shh, shh, shh.
570
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,102
- No, it's okay. - It's okay.
571
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,167
[ Door slams ]
572
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:55,208
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
573
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,602
Okay.
574
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:57,958
I'm ready.
575
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,186
So, nearest firehouse,
576
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,375
or...
577
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,644
Yeah, uh...
578
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:02,875
uh, it's just...
579
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,248
Yes to a firehouse,
580
00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:05,583
but I don't know which one.
581
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,917
[ Cellphone ringing ]
582
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,920
- I mean, I'm assuming - whichever one we choose,
583
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,290
Whoever's gonna adopt them
584
00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:11,625
is someone local,
585
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,351
- and sentencing this kid - to a life in Anaheim
586
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,810
- Just seems - straight-up criminal.
587
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,083
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
588
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,768
- D, I definitely don't - want to rush you,
589
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,726
- But it's getting late and - my mom's starting to freak out.
590
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:20,831
Um, yeah.
591
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:21,958
Also, longer we're out,
592
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:23,852
- the more likely we are - to get pulled over,
593
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:26,375
And then we're fucked.
594
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,458
Okay.
595
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,042
Nearest firehouse.
596
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,625
Let's go.
597
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:39,708
♪♪
598
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,685
"Jesus is the reason
599
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:42,833
for the season?"
600
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,726
- Are we sure we want - to leave the baby here?
601
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,059
- I'm getting - homeschooling vibes.
602
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,685
- So, like, no. - Definitely not here.
603
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:49,165
I mean, where other than Oakland
604
00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:50,583
do unicorn lesbians live?
605
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:51,727
I'm looking up best places
606
00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:52,833
in California for queers
607
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:54,435
- besides San Francisco - right now.
608
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,625
Okay?
609
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:56,833
Wait, Laguna?
610
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,393
- "Sunny beaches - and secluded coves,
611
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,748
Laguna is Southern
612
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,125
most alluring beach town."
613
00:21:59,772 --> 00:22:01,208
California's
614
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,768
- I don't know. - Like, what kid's, like,
615
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,976
- "Life ain't perfect, but - at least I got secluded coves"?
616
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,518
- [ Cellphone ringing ] - What is going on with her?
617
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,165
I don't know, but I feel
618
00:22:08,189 --> 00:22:09,833
like something happened.
619
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,167
What?
620
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,250
[ Megan speaking indistinctly ]
621
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,500
[ Cellphone clicks ]
622
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,769
- Oh, shit. - What?
623
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,936
My phone uploaded
624
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,042
at the mall,
625
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,643
- and the video - of you guys kissing Chester
626
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,375
Is on the family iCloud.
627
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:23,750
No way!
628
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,309
- Why does iCloud never work, - and then when it does,
629
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,727
- It screws up - your whole life?!
630
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,351
- Did she tell my dads? - [ Cellphone ringing ]
631
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,706
Do I answer?
632
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,083
Fuck! I have to answer.
633
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,583
Hi.
634
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,102
No, why are you talking to me
635
00:22:34,126 --> 00:22:35,583
about this and not Nathan?
636
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:36,665
Do you not see
637
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,708
how problematic that is?
638
00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:39,498
[ Mimics static ]
639
00:22:39,522 --> 00:22:41,250
My service sucks! Bye!
640
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,268
- Problematic is literally - my new favorite word.
641
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:45,185
- Thank you. - I'm sorry.
642
00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:46,625
Bitch, don't even.
643
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,583
ICloud is a cunt.
644
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,373
And, I mean, my dads can't be
645
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:52,125
[ Cellphone ringing ]
646
00:22:50,397 --> 00:22:52,208
on me for threeways, right?
647
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,643
- She's calling me - form the landline.
648
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,208
And she's FaceTiming me!
649
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,311
She is literally
650
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,375
double-fisting us!
651
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:58,977
[ Cellphones ringing
652
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,542
[ and vibrating ]
653
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:01,956
First, where in the name of God
654
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,333
are you?
655
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,644
Do you have any idea
656
00:23:04,668 --> 00:23:05,917
how terrified I've been?
657
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,083
And where is your brother?
658
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,290
Hi, Mom.
659
00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:11,458
Oh, thank God.
660
00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:12,917
Where are you?
661
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,560
- J-Just out. - Hey, girl, hey.
662
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,227
- I just wanted to... - Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh.
663
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,373
Wait, she froze.
664
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,458
turn our phones off?
665
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,542
Naomi: Can we just
666
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,352
- No, I... - I think I should deal.
667
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,018
- Delilah: - We have... no, we have to go.
668
00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:24,059
- No, I just... I just don't - want her calling the cops.
669
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:25,750
[ Cellphone ringing ]
670
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,750
I saw that video, okay?
671
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,143
- So how do you like - them apples?
672
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,894
- Mom, can we just talk? - No, no!
673
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,436
No, no, no, no, no,
674
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:34,917
we cannot just... this is it.
675
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,331
You two are coming home
676
00:23:36,355 --> 00:23:37,708
right this minute.
677
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,184
- When you walk through - that door,
678
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,601
- I am gonna come down - on you so hard,
679
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,976
- It's gonna - make your head spin.
680
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,186
No more Mrs. Nice Mujer,
681
00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:44,417
okay?
682
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,958
Are you listening to me?
683
00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:47,333
I am going Old Testament.
684
00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:48,477
It's gonna be
685
00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:49,583
an eye for an eye.
686
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,352
[ Voice breaking ]
687
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:53,083
to make me the enemy?
688
00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:53,167
Why do you always want
689
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:54,332
You literally just said
690
00:23:54,356 --> 00:23:55,542
"eye for an eye."
691
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,269
[ Normal voice ]
692
00:23:57,293 --> 00:23:58,958
Because you drove me to it!
693
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,227
Oh, God, kids.
694
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:01,458
Listen to me.
695
00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:03,915
I am really trying
696
00:24:03,939 --> 00:24:06,333
my Brené Brown best, okay,
697
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:07,790
to stand here
698
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,208
in my vulnerability,
699
00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,625
because I am a human.
700
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,060
Yeah, and so are we, okay?
701
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,458
We're not just kids.
702
00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:15,000
I mean...
703
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,792
We are, but...
704
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,976
- Look, right now we are helping - the less fortunate,
705
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,643
- And that is something - that you taught us,
706
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,311
So please, please stop
707
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,000
that you did such a bad job
708
00:24:23,335 --> 00:24:25,083
thinking
709
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,102
as a mother,
710
00:24:26,126 --> 00:24:27,167
because you didn't, okay?
711
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:32,810
- We'll get back in touch - with you.
712
00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,667
No!
713
00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:37,792
[ Both laugh ]
714
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,040
Okay, okay, okay.
715
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,250
call the cops?
716
00:24:39,064 --> 00:24:40,333
Delilah: Is she gonna
717
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,477
- -Probably. - -Yeah.
718
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:42,893
- J: Go to Settings, - Location Services,
719
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:44,352
Find My Friends,
720
00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:45,833
and turn off Bluetooth.
721
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,309
- "We'll get back in touch - with you?"
722
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,500
Iconic!
723
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,644
I'm so sorry, but my aunt's
724
00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:53,750
starting to freak out.
725
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:55,458
Where you wanna go, boo?
726
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:59,500
♪♪
727
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,373
Okay. Secluded coves
728
00:25:01,397 --> 00:25:03,208
and sunny beaches it is.
729
00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:11,000
♪♪
730
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,917
Um, I...
731
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,915
I couldn't have, um,
732
00:25:15,939 --> 00:25:18,875
you know, done...
733
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,833
J-Just, thank you.
734
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:26,875
Mnh-mnh. No.
735
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,894
- You don't thank - your sisters.
736
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:37,208
I'm adopted.
737
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,290
Oh, I wasn't...
738
00:25:38,314 --> 00:25:39,333
I wasn't sure.
739
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,332
Yeah. It's this whole thing
740
00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:43,292
with my birth parents, where...
741
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,790
Where, like, if they had not
742
00:25:44,814 --> 00:25:46,250
got stuck at a red light,
743
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,894
they would have made it
744
00:25:47,918 --> 00:25:49,500
to the CVS before it closed,
745
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,560
and then they would've
746
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:51,584
got a condom,
747
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,436
and I wouldn't have
748
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,250
been born.
749
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,019
- And then my birth mom - was choosing
750
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,667
What family to put me with
751
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:00,269
and was gonna go with
752
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:01,833
some family in Idaho,
753
00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,684
- but I guess she wasn't - really vibing them,
754
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,373
And that day,
755
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,083
her horoscope was like,
756
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:10,458
"Stay away from potatoes."
757
00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,436
So she was like, "Oh.
758
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,375
I love 'Will and Grace.'
759
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:15,998
I should just go with
760
00:26:16,022 --> 00:26:17,583
the gay guys in California."
761
00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:22,019
- And even if it's fun - telling my dads
762
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,081
I'd be so much happier in Idaho,
763
00:26:24,105 --> 00:26:26,083
I definitely wouldn't.
764
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,540
Clearly,
765
00:26:33,564 --> 00:26:35,417
I'm not a God person,
766
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,331
but with stuff like that,
767
00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:41,208
it just makes you think,
768
00:26:41,292 --> 00:26:42,832
how it all kind of happens
769
00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:44,417
like its supposed to.
770
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:49,206
[ Whispering ] It's really good,
771
00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:50,583
what you're doing.
772
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,167
[ Sighs ]
773
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,102
[ Dog barking,
774
00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:02,458
[ car doors slamming ]
775
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,625
Yeah.
776
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,000
This is my favorite shirt.
777
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:28,875
I want you to have it.
778
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,833
Like that.
779
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,750
[ Cooing ]
780
00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:37,269
I also want you to have this
781
00:27:37,293 --> 00:27:39,500
transformative justice manual
782
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,167
and this Audre Lorde book.
783
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:44,083
Let's tuck them under here.
784
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:02,833
[ Cooing ]
785
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:19,625
Hold up.
786
00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:24,667
Hi.
787
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,792
[ Cooing ]
788
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,310
[ Whispering ] May you always
789
00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:36,833
be loved, regardless.
790
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,458
[ Cooing ]
791
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:56,956
I've been carrying this
792
00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:58,750
since the 4th grade.
793
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:01,333
[ Cooing ]
794
00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:32,958
May it keep pain away.
795
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:38,792
[ Cooing ]
796
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,208
[ Camera beeps and clicks ]
797
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,750
Hi, hi.
798
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:03,958
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
799
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,375
You ready?
800
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,583
[ Doorbell buzzes ]
801
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:45,125
[ Indistinct talking ]
802
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,833
[ Sighs ]
803
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:28,500
That fireman was fuckin' hot.
804
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,750
[ Chuckles softly ]
805
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,269
- [ Winter Aid's "The Wisp Sings" - plays ]
806
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:38,333
♪♪
807
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:41,417
♪ Ooh ♪
808
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,625
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
809
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:50,417
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
810
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,625
♪ Ooh ♪
811
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:57,958
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
812
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,708
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
813
00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:05,458
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
814
00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:11,458
♪♪
815
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:14,625
♪ Let me sleep ♪
816
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:18,708
♪ I am tired of my grief ♪
817
00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:23,500
♪ And I would like you ♪
818
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,583
♪ To love me ♪
819
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:30,292
♪ To love me, to love me ♪
820
00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:35,123
♪ This is the night
821
00:32:35,147 --> 00:32:37,583
when these woods sigh ♪
822
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:45,667
♪♪
823
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:54,375
♪♪
824
00:32:55,042 --> 00:33:03,042
♪♪
825
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:11,708
♪♪
826
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:20,375
♪♪
827
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:29,042
♪♪
828
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:37,750
♪♪
829
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,375
♪ Come with me ♪
830
00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:43,540
♪ There are people
831
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:45,667
who cannot speak ♪
832
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,458
♪ Without smiling ♪
833
00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:54,019
♪ They would take me
834
00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:56,625
from your hand ♪
835
00:33:58,292 --> 00:33:59,833
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
836
00:33:59,917 --> 00:34:02,498
♪ Or they would try,
837
00:34:02,522 --> 00:34:05,125
they would try ♪
838
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,810
♪ Buried for a night,
839
00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:12,083
like this ♪
840
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:20,167
♪♪
841
00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:29,167
♪♪
842
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:38,167
♪♪
843
00:34:38,217 --> 00:34:42,767
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