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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:16,307 --> 00:03:17,172 Hey, Les. 2 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,928 - Hey, Ricco. What've we got? - K'harma's inside. 3 00:03:20,143 --> 00:03:22,099 - Is Jace with her? - Yeah, they're eating lunch. 4 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:25,679 Hey, what's going on in there? 5 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,851 Get the fuck out of here, kid. We're working. 6 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:31,978 Alright guys, forget it. 7 00:03:32,194 --> 00:03:32,809 She's not coming out. Okay? 8 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:34,099 Come on, Mitchell, one shot. 9 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,649 No. Now I need 10 00:03:35,863 --> 00:03:38,436 you all to step back at least 10 feet from this door. 11 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,657 Okay? Please. Thank you. 12 00:03:41,993 --> 00:03:44,614 You're in my spot, man! 13 00:03:44,828 --> 00:03:47,070 Yeah? I don't see douchebag written on it. 14 00:03:47,288 --> 00:03:49,660 Hey, man. That's his fuckin' spot, man. 15 00:03:49,873 --> 00:03:51,866 Get your hands off me, you fuckin' paparazzi! 16 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:55,950 Rule number one... the bigger the ass the bigger the asshole. 17 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:58,537 - Yeah. He's got a big ass! - You fuckin' pig. 18 00:03:58,713 --> 00:04:01,002 - I'm a licensed professional too. - Chill out, bro'. 19 00:04:01,258 --> 00:04:03,249 He ain't worth it. The fat fuckin' pig. 20 00:04:04,426 --> 00:04:05,969 I can't believe he just took your spot. 21 00:04:06,804 --> 00:04:08,084 Welcome to my world, kid. 22 00:04:09,138 --> 00:04:11,675 - I want a coffee. who wants coffee? - I'll take one. 23 00:04:12,308 --> 00:04:13,553 I could use a coffee. 24 00:04:14,559 --> 00:04:15,638 Who's going? 25 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,014 I'll go. 26 00:04:17,228 --> 00:04:18,888 - Yeah, send the kid. - Send him. 27 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:20,302 Yeah, I could get coffee. 28 00:04:21,106 --> 00:04:22,054 You want coffee? 29 00:04:22,815 --> 00:04:26,895 - Get three regulars. Alright? - No problem. Three regulars. 30 00:04:27,236 --> 00:04:28,563 You better come back with my change. 31 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:30,897 I'm coming right back. Three regulars. 32 00:04:31,614 --> 00:04:34,448 One, two three. Be right back. 33 00:04:34,658 --> 00:04:36,651 - Light and sweet. - Make mine black. Dark black. 34 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:39,825 Great idea, send a crackhead to go get coffee. 35 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,445 Careful. 36 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,580 How did they even know I was here? Did you tell them? 37 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:47,997 I'd never do such a thing, Miss Leeds. If you just bear with me... 38 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:52,454 I've got something to tell you, man. My burger wasn't even done. 39 00:04:53,422 --> 00:04:55,711 My personal apologies, sir. Come back as my guest any time. 40 00:04:55,925 --> 00:04:59,008 I'm just saying, it was like all red and shit. I hate that. 41 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:01,092 Hold on a second. Let me check something. 42 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,219 Hey. I don't want them taking my picture. I just want to leave. 43 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:07,173 You know, I can do things. I'm good. 44 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:10,143 I could work for free. I could get you coffee. 45 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,304 Hey you, do me a favor. Look down there. 46 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,390 Are they looking? 47 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,770 Yeah, they're looking. 48 00:05:17,982 --> 00:05:19,560 - We can't do it. - Oh, shit. 49 00:05:20,234 --> 00:05:21,184 Back up. 50 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,313 - Ten feet. - Okay. 51 00:05:23,571 --> 00:05:24,685 I lost my shades. 52 00:05:25,571 --> 00:05:27,446 - Let me have yours. - No. 53 00:05:27,782 --> 00:05:30,272 Come on. The light's fuckin' up my eyes. 54 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:34,404 Everyone knows it's you anyway. K'harma. 55 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:37,111 Or sometimes known as 56 00:05:37,914 --> 00:05:39,160 Instant K'harma. 57 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,415 - Don't say that. - I'm just kidding, babe. 58 00:05:44,335 --> 00:05:45,581 How about now? 59 00:05:46,005 --> 00:05:46,870 Are they looking? 60 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:48,333 Hold it. Hold it. 61 00:05:49,424 --> 00:05:51,914 - Ok, come on. You can go. - Go. Quickly. 62 00:05:53,677 --> 00:05:54,423 Thanks. 63 00:05:55,053 --> 00:05:56,047 K'harma? 64 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:57,377 Go, go, go, go! 65 00:05:57,639 --> 00:05:58,801 Go! 66 00:06:01,974 --> 00:06:03,635 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 67 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,133 Fuck! 68 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,330 Hey. 69 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:39,083 - What the fuck are you doing, man! - Sorry, man. 70 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:41,964 Don't fuckin' sneak up on me like that! You following me? 71 00:06:42,673 --> 00:06:44,796 No. Do you remember me? I was... 72 00:06:46,968 --> 00:06:48,711 - I got coffee for you guys. - So? 73 00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:50,553 There was change left. I didn't want you 74 00:06:50,762 --> 00:06:53,679 to think I was stiffing you on the change. You know? 23 cents. 75 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,426 Jesus. Just keep it. 76 00:06:56,599 --> 00:06:59,172 Keep it? Thanks. Thanks, man. 77 00:07:00,896 --> 00:07:02,093 It's going to help. 78 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:06,023 Hey, do you think I could crash here? 79 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:07,980 What? 80 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:11,192 I'm fuckin' freezing, man. Do you think maybe I could crash? 81 00:07:11,403 --> 00:07:13,063 I'll be out in the morning. 82 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:16,233 Just on your floor or something? On your stairwell. 83 00:07:16,949 --> 00:07:18,113 What am I, a fuckin' hotel? 84 00:07:19,952 --> 00:07:20,900 No. 85 00:07:21,535 --> 00:07:24,869 Go to a flophouse. Find yourself a cardboard box or something. 86 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:26,658 What the fuck you want from me? 87 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,412 Please. 88 00:07:33,712 --> 00:07:35,918 Hey man, I really appreciate this. 89 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,839 It's a nice spot. You been here awhile? 90 00:07:42,051 --> 00:07:45,218 - Are you gay? - No. I mean... 91 00:07:45,471 --> 00:07:47,096 Look, I don't give a shit. It's just that I got a lot of chicks 92 00:07:47,305 --> 00:07:49,263 coming over and I don't want to give them the wrong idea. 93 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:51,466 No, I'm not gay. 94 00:07:51,643 --> 00:07:54,512 Whatever. I go with the flow, that's my motto. 95 00:07:54,811 --> 00:07:56,888 Otherwise you snap like a toothpick. 96 00:07:57,106 --> 00:07:58,931 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 97 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,775 - It ain't the Ramada Inn. Okay? - It's great. 98 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:17,984 What'd you say your name was? 99 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:19,235 Toby. 100 00:08:22,124 --> 00:08:23,452 These are nice pictures. 101 00:08:24,543 --> 00:08:26,037 Nice? They're fuckin' great. 102 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:29,537 I got that from 75 feet away. Elvis Costello. 103 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:33,249 That guy's like a musical genius. Got the black and white first 104 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:35,542 then I switched to color before he had time to put on his fuckin' hat. 105 00:08:36,135 --> 00:08:38,258 How many shots you see of Elvis Costello without his hat? 106 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:39,217 That's a rarity. 107 00:08:40,138 --> 00:08:41,169 Cool. 108 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,509 Hey! Don't touch that, man. What are you doing? 109 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:48,554 That's a collector's item. Oh, Christ. 110 00:08:48,811 --> 00:08:49,890 I'm sorry. 111 00:08:51,272 --> 00:08:52,221 Sorry. 112 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:57,767 That's your covers. Like I said, this ain't a hotel. 113 00:08:58,236 --> 00:09:01,520 This is perfect, man. Thank you. I really appreciate it. 114 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:04,567 What're you, homeless or what? 115 00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:07,073 I'm moving around right now. 116 00:09:08,201 --> 00:09:10,193 Think I could be an actor. I'm trying to be an actor. 117 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:13,825 Well, Toby, the most important thing 118 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:15,948 - I can say to you right now... - Yeah? 119 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,995 Don't touch anything. 120 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,294 - Buenos noches. - Yeah, good night. 121 00:10:08,872 --> 00:10:11,160 Hey! what are you doing? 122 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:12,954 Hey, man. 123 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,956 I fixed your bike. The chain fell off. 124 00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:22,080 Why's it so hot in here? 125 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:25,999 I got your radiator working. The valve was stuck. 126 00:10:26,845 --> 00:10:29,086 It was painted shut. It was kind of a bitch. But I got it open. 127 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:31,972 And I took a shower. I hope you don't mind. 128 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,469 I unclogged your drain. The water's draining good now. 129 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:37,602 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 130 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:39,010 What? 131 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,474 You think I'm going to pay you for this shit?! 132 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:45,772 No, man, I'm just returning the favor. 133 00:10:46,402 --> 00:10:49,023 I'm going to get out of here. I'll see you around. 134 00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:51,072 - See you. - Thanks. 135 00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:58,744 I was wondering do you ever need anybody to like help out or? 136 00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:00,240 Nope. 137 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:06,122 You wouldn't have to pay me it would just be like free or whatever. 138 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:12,875 Well, what is it? 139 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,502 What's what? 140 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,333 Is it for free or is it whatever? 141 00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:19,171 Free. 142 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,636 Totally for free, man. 143 00:11:23,346 --> 00:11:25,967 This room is off limits unless I'm here. 144 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:27,462 - Alright? - Okay. 145 00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:28,756 Rule number one... 146 00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:30,718 no looky, no touchy. 147 00:11:31,144 --> 00:11:32,639 This is the nerve center of my business 148 00:11:32,854 --> 00:11:33,969 and I don't want you screwing it up 149 00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:36,227 by playing solitaire or jerkin' off on the internet. 150 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:37,684 No problem. 151 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,487 "Go with The Flow." That's pretty funny, with the mouse... 152 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,315 Yeah. Get in here. We got work to do. 153 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:47,811 Here's your first job. 154 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:50,739 Clean out this closet. Alright? 155 00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:55,575 Half this stuff I don't even use anymore now that I've gone digital. 156 00:11:56,412 --> 00:11:59,616 I can just take a shot, e-mail it around the world in 10 seconds. 157 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,873 Ever hear that, "Shot heard 'round the world?" 158 00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,792 That's Eminem, right? 159 00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:06,745 Eminem. what the fuck is wrong with you?! 160 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,380 It's a famous saying. "Shot heard 'round the world." 161 00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:10,621 That's what I'm aiming for. 162 00:12:10,841 --> 00:12:14,672 Yeah. So, you going to throw away some of this junk? 163 00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:18,214 This is a collector's item. 164 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,383 My old man gave this to me. 165 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,011 I happen to be very close to him. 166 00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:25,008 What about this? 167 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,140 No. That' my book. 168 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:29,975 Starting next week 169 00:12:30,189 --> 00:12:32,347 I'm going to take this around to all the agencies. 170 00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:33,681 Get that high-end work: 171 00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:36,390 Nike, Ralph Lauren... 172 00:12:37,112 --> 00:12:38,818 So you're not going to be a paparazzi anymore? 173 00:12:39,946 --> 00:12:42,484 I told you, I'm not a paparazzi. I'm a licensed professional. 174 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,490 - Okay. - Rule number one... 175 00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:47,951 they're are players and they're peons. I happen to be a player. 176 00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:50,371 I got nothing against the paparazzi. 177 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,411 Without them this whole celebrity game would crumble 178 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,869 like a fuckin' house of cards. 179 00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:58,249 - Who buys the pictures? - Yeah, right. 180 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,083 No, I'm asking you a question. who buys them? 181 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,167 - Oh, the magazines buy the pictures. - Magazines. 182 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,462 Who buys the magazines? 183 00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:09,719 People. Why? To see the Stars. 184 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,676 Magazines get rich, the stars get famous. 185 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:15,177 All because I get a shot of K'harma kissing her boyfriend. 186 00:13:15,683 --> 00:13:17,093 You got a picture of that? 187 00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:18,716 No. 188 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:22,434 I almost did though, except some asshole tipped them off! 189 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:25,721 Fuckin' asshole. 190 00:13:26,692 --> 00:13:27,770 You know what I did get? 191 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,653 I got a shot of Goldie Hawn eating lunch. 192 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,236 Wow! Goldie Hawn. 193 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,363 Yeah. Very classy lady... 194 00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:37,153 and still sexy as shit I might add. 195 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,741 Yeah, I want her autograph. 196 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,530 Autographs are for peons. 197 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,941 Try it out. Get in. 198 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,625 - How's that feel? - This is perfect. 199 00:13:49,835 --> 00:13:51,743 - Comfortable? - This is great, man. 200 00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:57,041 - Yeah? - Yeah. 201 00:13:57,257 --> 00:13:58,798 - Feels good, right? - Yeah. 202 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,045 Now you got your own private room. 203 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,377 Les, I don't know how to thank you. 204 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,383 - I really appreciate it. - It's alright. Come on! 205 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,177 We got work to do. Come on. 206 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,600 - Hey Trudy, it's Galantine. - Hey. 207 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,603 I'm just confirming, you put me on the list, right? 208 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,721 - Yeah. - Great. Under your name, right? 209 00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:27,023 I got all the gear in the back. 210 00:14:33,951 --> 00:14:35,149 Get the camera out of the bag. 211 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,866 Alright, we take this bad boy in case we need it later. 212 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,874 Put that in there. Be very careful. 213 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,200 Tailgate party. 214 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,998 Hey, that's not a toy. 215 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,835 Let me show you something. 216 00:14:54,217 --> 00:14:56,968 Let's say I need to get into one of these fuckin' ritzy parties. 217 00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:59,668 All I got to do is I put this on. I pour a little water in here 218 00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:02,424 and I get to stroll right in past these fuckin' assholes. 219 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,553 And I look like a real guest. 220 00:15:05,392 --> 00:15:06,506 That's great. 221 00:15:07,727 --> 00:15:08,758 All right. 222 00:15:09,771 --> 00:15:11,597 Look, rule number one... 223 00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,807 don't let anybody crowd me. Alright? 224 00:15:14,023 --> 00:15:16,099 Use your elbows if you have to. Give them a little thing. 225 00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:17,596 - All right. - Show me. Let me see you do it. 226 00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:20,189 Use your elbows. 227 00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:22,769 Do it! 228 00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:25,356 Just fuckin' do it! Let me see how you do it. 229 00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:28,534 Alright! Good. You ready, assistant? 230 00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:30,612 - Yeah. - Ready? Let's go. 231 00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,489 Get in there. 232 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,835 - Yo, Les. How you doing, man? - Good. 233 00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:42,954 - I got your spot right here. - Thanks. 234 00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:45,792 That's my assistant! 235 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,040 - Well, stay the fuck off my foot. - They're all inside. 236 00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:50,927 Del Toro, Sara Jessica's in the house, all the fuckin' Sopranos... 237 00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:52,249 Yeah. Diddy's in there too. 238 00:15:52,428 --> 00:15:53,423 Oh, hey, check it out! 239 00:15:53,638 --> 00:15:54,799 Chuck Sirloin! 240 00:15:57,849 --> 00:15:58,714 What's up guys? 241 00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:02,591 Eyes here! 242 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:04,140 Who's the arm candy? 243 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:07,938 Gang, I got to go to work. You guys, easy on the carbs. 244 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,638 Stick with The Beef. 245 00:16:12,569 --> 00:16:13,564 Where you going? 246 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,237 Les Galantine. People Magazine. How you doing? I'm on the list. 247 00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:20,731 - What list are you on? - I'm sorry. I'm on Trudi's list. 248 00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:24,203 - Right there. Plus one. Alright? - Follow me. 249 00:16:26,121 --> 00:16:28,871 Listen, don't lose me. Alright? Stick close. 250 00:16:29,414 --> 00:16:32,331 Don't get distracted by all these hot chicks. They're useless to us. 251 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,868 Help me spot people, you know, the money shots. 252 00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:38,253 Like Lil Kim, Chuck Sirloin, Diddy... 253 00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:42,081 First chance you get find out where they keep the Goody Bags. 254 00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,675 Cameron Diaz? 255 00:16:45,051 --> 00:16:47,258 No! The gift bags. 256 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,171 You know, where they keep all the great stuff. 257 00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:51,429 Oh, the gift bags. 258 00:16:52,516 --> 00:16:53,973 I don't see anybody out here. 259 00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:57,594 VIP room. That's where they are. Come on. 260 00:16:57,812 --> 00:16:58,891 Step back. 261 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,601 What up, dog? 262 00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:04,731 How you doing, man? I'm sorry. Les Galantine. I'm on the list. 263 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,440 No, you're not. 264 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,358 Sweetheart, I know you're doing your job. I'm just trying to do my job. 265 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,447 - Can you just take another look? - I don't need to. You're not on. 266 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:19,656 What's Feldman doing inside? 267 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,284 Anybody inside is on the list. 268 00:17:22,456 --> 00:17:24,246 Hi, it's Megan. 269 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:26,041 Hey, it's Gabi. 270 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,950 Listen. has Jace come in yet? 271 00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:33,456 Okay, because we're here. Yeah. 272 00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:35,620 He's not here. 273 00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:39,085 I don't care. Okay? I'm not going in. 274 00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:42,593 That shithead! I can't believe it. 275 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,931 Give me my phone. I'm going to call him. 276 00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:48,179 No. You are not going to call him. Get off! 277 00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:50,637 - Listen to me. - Just forget him. 278 00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:54,351 The best thing for you to do right now is to go out there 279 00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:55,642 and you show everybody 280 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:58,857 how OK you really are. 281 00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:03,024 E, Entertainment Tonight, you show them how strong you are. 282 00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:05,519 No Access Hollywood? 283 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:09,487 Yes, Access Hollywood at the after-after-Party. Huh? 284 00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:13,652 Now, where's my little Booboo's smile? 285 00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,403 See. 286 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:19,152 Look. will you just go get Trudy? Tell her I'm on the list. 287 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:20,488 She's busy. 288 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,407 Step aside, please. 289 00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:24,286 Everyone, please step aside. 290 00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:25,749 Excuse me. 291 00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:29,709 K'harma, this way please! 292 00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:41,807 I see Trudy in there. 293 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,012 Can you just please 294 00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,763 walk in, point to me and she'll say... 295 00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:49,144 Are you fucking deaf?! You're not on the list! what don't you understand? 296 00:18:49,814 --> 00:18:50,892 What don't I understand? 297 00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:54,391 I don't understand why I have to talk to a fuckin' peon like you! 298 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:55,273 Get out! 299 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,276 Get your hands off me, man! 300 00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,237 One scumfuck coming out! 301 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,778 Les, come on back. I saved your spot. 302 00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:07,443 You got yourself a lawsuit, pal! You just broke my thumb. 303 00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,784 Your thumb's not broken. Beat it before I call the cops. 304 00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:12,950 Call the cops, you fuckin' Nazi bastard! 305 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,534 - Where's my assistant?! - I'm right here. 306 00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:18,368 Get this fucker's name. We'll see you in court, tough guy! 307 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:19,789 Alright, tough guy. What's your name? 308 00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:21,461 Sieg Heil, motherfucker, that's my name. 309 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,047 Hey, get your fuckin' hands off me! 310 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,372 Get out of here. 311 00:19:24,674 --> 00:19:27,046 Fuck! Dammit! It's scratched, man. 312 00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:28,257 Les, I'm sorry. 313 00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:30,425 A good assistant would've caught this stuff. 314 00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:32,715 I'm sorry. I was trying to catch it. 315 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,386 - That guy just came... - Give me the Palm. 316 00:19:38,601 --> 00:19:40,808 - Goddammit! Give me the Palm. - What? 317 00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:44,475 The stylus just fell out. You gave it to me upside down. 318 00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:46,888 - What's the? - The thing you write on. 319 00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:49,936 Fuck. Just look for it. 320 00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:52,772 It's the thin thing. 321 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,565 Did you get the Goody Bags? 322 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,783 Oh shit. No. I forgot. 323 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,492 What did I?! 324 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,200 You know what? 325 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,325 I don't know if this is going to work out. 326 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,454 What you busting my balls for? 327 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,746 I told you I got to stay in the city tonight. 328 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,619 'Cause I got to take him to the plastic surgeon in the morning. 329 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,293 'Cause he's Chuck Sirloin, that's why. 330 00:20:22,469 --> 00:20:24,127 He's getting an operation. 331 00:20:24,761 --> 00:20:25,925 On his wang. 332 00:20:26,805 --> 00:20:28,512 He's got a hook to the right in it 333 00:20:28,723 --> 00:20:30,003 and he's getting it straightened out. 334 00:20:30,223 --> 00:20:31,850 I'm not lying. 335 00:20:32,268 --> 00:20:34,225 He's very concerned about this, OK? 336 00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:37,473 I'm going to be at 131 Lex. 337 00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:40,312 Listen, Deedee, I can't take it anymore. 338 00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:42,941 It's a red fuckin' door! 339 00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:49,108 We're getting that shot. We'll stay up all night 340 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:50,563 if we have to. You with me? 341 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,612 Yeah. 342 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,444 Beef, we're going to get you tonight! 343 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,237 Coming to get you, Beef. 344 00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:09,661 - There it is. - The red fuckin' door. 345 00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:14,755 Listen, he comes out that door we got about 5 seconds to get him. 346 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:17,043 And it's totally legal. 347 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:18,673 He's on a public sidewalk and I just happen 348 00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:20,345 to be sitting here with a camera. 349 00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:22,761 Yeah, right. It's totally legal. 350 00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:24,296 Watch that door. 351 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:26,971 Watching the door. 352 00:21:27,852 --> 00:21:29,014 Watching the door. 353 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,190 You like being an assistant? 354 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:36,645 It's kind of fun, right? 355 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,979 Yeah, I like it. 356 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,439 It's fun. 357 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,316 Alright. 358 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,439 Come on, you got to keep your eye on that door, right? 359 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:45,821 Alright. 360 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:48,742 We're going to get ourselves a picture. 361 00:22:05,506 --> 00:22:06,585 Fuck! 362 00:22:10,426 --> 00:22:11,505 Turn around. 363 00:22:12,136 --> 00:22:13,630 - There he is! - Easy! 364 00:22:14,012 --> 00:22:15,341 All right, all right. Come on. 365 00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:17,044 Come on. 366 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,432 I can't find the phone! Hold on, baby, I'm coming. 367 00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:25,891 Get him up, get him up. 368 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:28,763 Move your ass! 369 00:22:29,692 --> 00:22:30,605 Fuck! 370 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,398 Yo Beef! 371 00:22:44,036 --> 00:22:45,280 Okay. 372 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:57,910 Yo, Beef, you want to turn around while I do this. A little privacy? 373 00:22:58,130 --> 00:22:59,327 Oh, sorry. 374 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:03,836 I just can't wait to see this picture. 375 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,634 Chuck Sirloin. I used to watch his show. 376 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,753 Alright, turn around. Grab a chair. 377 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,972 Watch and learn. 378 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,889 - What's that thing? - That's the disk. 379 00:23:17,686 --> 00:23:18,800 Ok, there's the shots. 380 00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:20,516 It's so good! 381 00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:23,310 - Watch this. - Oh, my god! 382 00:23:23,524 --> 00:23:25,979 There it is. The shot heard 'round the world. Right there. 383 00:23:26,193 --> 00:23:27,390 - That shot is awesome, Les! - Isn't it? 384 00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:29,146 - It's so good. - You know why? 385 00:23:29,695 --> 00:23:31,023 I've got the laser eye. 386 00:23:31,823 --> 00:23:33,814 - Yeah, you do. - It's a blessing. 387 00:23:34,408 --> 00:23:35,604 It's also a curse, 388 00:23:35,909 --> 00:23:38,613 because sometimes I see too much. 389 00:23:39,245 --> 00:23:40,157 Yeah. 390 00:23:42,247 --> 00:23:43,159 Cool. 391 00:23:43,373 --> 00:23:45,946 Hey, don't touch anything! You're here to learn. Okay? 392 00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:49,993 - I was just wondering... - Well, I'm showing you. Okay? 393 00:23:50,253 --> 00:23:51,249 Take it easy. 394 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,793 Alright, we send it 395 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:55,664 to my friend Betsey at Looking Glass. 396 00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:58,290 Send. There it goes. 397 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:01,135 What do we do now? 398 00:24:02,638 --> 00:24:04,546 Now we sit and wait for the offers to come in. 399 00:24:04,765 --> 00:24:05,713 Okay. 400 00:24:06,223 --> 00:24:08,548 But for you, go get me coffee. 401 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:10,090 Okay. 402 00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:23,808 It's impossible now because we're in the middle of a meeting. 403 00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:26,689 - Housecleaning? - One hour. 404 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,359 Finish, Byron. 405 00:24:28,532 --> 00:24:30,192 Okay, that's it for the Today Show. There's nothing else about that. 406 00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,942 Vanity Fair's now confirmed for the 19 th. Definite. 407 00:24:33,202 --> 00:24:33,867 Great. 408 00:24:35,454 --> 00:24:36,486 Music Awards. 409 00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:38,611 Music Awards? Do you want to present? 410 00:24:38,832 --> 00:24:39,781 No. 411 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:41,662 Premiere a video. 412 00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:44,535 No performance, just the video. 413 00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:47,290 Oh my god, do you have a new song? 414 00:24:48,339 --> 00:24:50,876 No, but I'm working on it. Okay, income. 415 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,625 Well, increases all the way down the line, as you can see. 416 00:24:58,472 --> 00:24:59,801 I want to do a fragrance. 417 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:03,181 Oh, my God. Yes! I love this. 418 00:25:03,434 --> 00:25:07,133 That is something I could really run with K'harma. 419 00:25:08,063 --> 00:25:09,521 Something spicy. 420 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:12,222 It could be anything. K'harma Spice. K'harma Mist. 421 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:15,390 Or K'harmania. K'harmalicious. K'harmageddon. 422 00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:18,143 Those are definitely interesting ideas. 423 00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:20,855 Oh, I have one more thing that I have to mention. 424 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:24,405 I got an e-mail from your parents. 425 00:25:25,117 --> 00:25:26,280 My parents? 426 00:25:26,452 --> 00:25:27,400 Actually, 427 00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:31,070 their attorney. I'm going to read you just the gist of it. 428 00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:35,704 "Blah, blah, blah, congratulations on your upcoming birthday... 429 00:25:38,002 --> 00:25:39,033 ...however despite 430 00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:42,918 your painful decision to separate from us you are still our daughter 431 00:25:43,131 --> 00:25:46,001 and we feel we have a moral and legal right to compensation 432 00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:49,550 for the expense we incurred in raising you." 433 00:25:55,307 --> 00:25:56,220 Expense? 434 00:26:00,353 --> 00:26:01,598 How much do they want? 435 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:05,677 Seven million. 436 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:16,323 Come on, The Star just offered me six. 437 00:26:17,866 --> 00:26:19,408 Give me nine and it's yours. 438 00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:23,406 Well, I got to have at least eight. 439 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,494 Alright, seven. Look, you screw me on this 440 00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:29,450 I'm going to come over there with a machete. 441 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:33,451 I'm just kidding. Just send the check. 442 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:39,127 Seven hundred dollars! Placed! Yes! 443 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:43,086 Alright! Hey, you know what? You did good today. 444 00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:45,462 - Thanks, Les. - You know what I'm thinking? 445 00:26:46,722 --> 00:26:49,093 I'll going to take your headshots. Free of charge. 446 00:26:50,683 --> 00:26:52,474 - Really? - Yeah. And I'll tell you what. 447 00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:54,268 I know some casting directors. I'll send it to them... 448 00:26:54,477 --> 00:26:55,936 maybe get you some extra work. 449 00:26:56,646 --> 00:26:58,188 Les, you're awesome. 450 00:26:59,023 --> 00:27:01,015 Alright. Take it easy. I thought you said you weren't gay. 451 00:27:03,068 --> 00:27:04,146 Thank you. 452 00:27:04,444 --> 00:27:06,021 - You hungry? - I'm starving. 453 00:27:06,612 --> 00:27:07,809 Alright, here's the Plan. 454 00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:10,991 We sack out for a few hours then we go to this benefit uptown. 455 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,441 It's small potatoes for me but we'll score free chow. 456 00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:15,409 - Sounds like a plan. - Alright. 457 00:27:15,578 --> 00:27:17,403 Get in that private room, Private, 458 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,528 - and catch some Z's. - Yes, sir! 459 00:27:39,721 --> 00:27:41,097 Hey, y'all. What's up? 460 00:27:41,514 --> 00:27:43,671 I don't have to introduce myself because everybody knows me. 461 00:27:44,390 --> 00:27:47,925 I'm Derek McFletcher. I play Kyle McKendrick on Hearts Aflame. 462 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:53,219 I'm speaking to you tonight not only as a daytime soap star 463 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,108 but as an STD survivor. 464 00:27:56,859 --> 00:27:58,815 Dudes, chicks out there, 465 00:27:59,402 --> 00:28:00,434 listen up, 466 00:28:00,861 --> 00:28:04,028 the first time I got gonorrhea I thought I was going to die. 467 00:28:04,323 --> 00:28:05,521 The second time... 468 00:28:05,741 --> 00:28:08,776 Don't be stingy on that beefsteak, partner. We got a growing boy here. 469 00:28:10,953 --> 00:28:13,361 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Nice jacket. 470 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,905 - Royce Ralston, Hearts Aflame. - How are you? 471 00:28:16,124 --> 00:28:18,199 I trust you two are among the sexually enlightened? 472 00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:20,327 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Rule number one... 473 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:23,372 never let a hooker slip you the tongue. Right, Tobe? 474 00:28:24,547 --> 00:28:25,542 You know what I'm talking about. 475 00:28:25,757 --> 00:28:27,795 There's probably a couple hookers here, you know. 476 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,256 Here comes one now. 477 00:28:29,634 --> 00:28:31,672 Hey, Muffy. How are you? 478 00:28:31,969 --> 00:28:34,922 The sexiest publicist in New York City. 479 00:28:35,139 --> 00:28:36,466 Now, you behave, Les. 480 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,258 - Get in there, Muffy. - Oh my. 481 00:28:41,977 --> 00:28:43,091 I got to run. 482 00:28:44,603 --> 00:28:45,767 What do we got? 483 00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:47,557 You're lucky. You got the place to yourself. 484 00:28:48,315 --> 00:28:50,106 That's the Benefit Chairman and those two 485 00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:52,309 are Genital Epidemiologists from Atlanta. 486 00:28:52,484 --> 00:28:55,569 Very VIP. OK? Go to town. 487 00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:57,854 Listen, Muff. I'm just going to walk around. 488 00:28:58,072 --> 00:28:59,531 I'll get a few shots and you can have them. 489 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,568 Non, non, impossible! 490 00:29:01,784 --> 00:29:04,535 Oui, oui. I'm breaking in my new assistant here. 491 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,155 We're chowing down. So you take the shots. 492 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,532 You place them anywhere you want. 493 00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:10,288 You're the best, baby. 494 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,158 Hey! 495 00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:16,032 You don't see me standing here?! 496 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:19,162 Prick. 497 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:21,417 See that guy over there? 498 00:29:22,132 --> 00:29:23,081 Hello. 499 00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:25,677 We got quail at 2 o'clock. 500 00:29:26,511 --> 00:29:29,083 No, I'm full, Les. I can't eat another bite. 501 00:29:29,513 --> 00:29:30,592 Chicks, you bonehead. 502 00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:32,680 Just keep smiling. 503 00:29:33,766 --> 00:29:35,509 We're going to go over there. We're celebrating. 504 00:29:35,726 --> 00:29:37,268 Maybe we see them, maybe we don't. 505 00:29:37,853 --> 00:29:40,094 It's Les, right? Is it Les? 506 00:29:40,314 --> 00:29:42,934 - It's more. - Les is more. Les is more! 507 00:29:44,024 --> 00:29:45,566 No. Listen, you've seen my show. 508 00:29:45,776 --> 00:29:47,400 You're the guy on Farts Aflame, right? 509 00:29:51,155 --> 00:29:52,862 So, you're a soap star, right? 510 00:29:55,408 --> 00:29:58,243 Hell no. I'm a casting director. 511 00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:02,036 I cast this entire thing. I cast Hearts Aflame. 512 00:30:02,706 --> 00:30:05,623 You're a casting director. Wow. I thought you were an actress. 513 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:08,418 Why'd you think I was an actress? 514 00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:10,627 You're really beautiful. 515 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,751 You're an actor. You're an actor, right? 516 00:30:14,965 --> 00:30:15,996 Yeah. 517 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:17,414 I'm an actor. 518 00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:21,043 - What have you been in? - I've been in like a few things. 519 00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:25,131 He didn't say dame. Royce, did you say 'Dane' or 'dame'?! 520 00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:26,676 Is that a real chin? 521 00:30:28,683 --> 00:30:30,759 - Yeah? - Yeah. 522 00:30:31,853 --> 00:30:34,390 - You're cute when you smile. - So are you. 523 00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:40,233 I'm going to give you my card. And you can call me. 524 00:30:40,526 --> 00:30:42,317 - Yeah, I'm going to call you. - Yeah? 525 00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:43,398 Yeah. 526 00:30:43,737 --> 00:30:45,895 - Thanks. - Maybe I can get you into something. 527 00:30:46,114 --> 00:30:50,240 Okay. we got to go. Alright? Adios, ladies, Royce. Offweederzain. 528 00:30:50,408 --> 00:30:51,736 - Come on, have a drink. - Let's go. 529 00:30:51,952 --> 00:30:53,990 Hey. We're working. Right? Come on. Let's go. 530 00:30:54,245 --> 00:30:55,620 Sorry. Alright. See you. 531 00:30:56,329 --> 00:30:58,121 What's going on? I was having a good time. 532 00:30:58,664 --> 00:31:00,325 Come on, they were too old for us, man. 533 00:31:00,499 --> 00:31:02,622 I can't handle that. It's too depressing. 534 00:31:02,876 --> 00:31:04,156 Did you see how drunk they were? 535 00:31:05,004 --> 00:31:07,079 We're losing our focus. 536 00:31:08,589 --> 00:31:09,833 Okay? That's what we came for. 537 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,042 Alright? Get two. 538 00:31:14,427 --> 00:31:16,502 Hey, how're you doing, man? 539 00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:17,835 Good. How'd it go? 540 00:31:18,055 --> 00:31:20,591 Oh, it was lots of fun. Listen, our dates are in the car. 541 00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:23,013 The gift bags are limited to one per guest, sir. 542 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,847 I just told you our dates are in the car. Did you hear what I said? 543 00:31:26,061 --> 00:31:27,140 Sir, you have three. 544 00:31:30,898 --> 00:31:32,272 Fine. I'll take two. Okay? 545 00:31:32,899 --> 00:31:36,150 I thought this was a benefit, You guys should get your story straight. 546 00:31:38,779 --> 00:31:39,775 Go! Go! 547 00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:43,609 Oh my God! Look at all this great stuff. 548 00:31:43,907 --> 00:31:46,279 T-shirts, keychains, 549 00:31:46,535 --> 00:31:47,615 sunglasses... 550 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:51,242 Hey, you mind if I take yours? 551 00:31:51,455 --> 00:31:52,735 You going to use these? 552 00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:55,032 No. Yeah, you could keep them. 553 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,584 I'm going to put these T-shirts away. 554 00:31:58,752 --> 00:31:59,915 Yeah, give them to your friends. 555 00:32:01,464 --> 00:32:02,661 Yeah, right. 556 00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,376 What, you don't have any friends? 557 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:06,998 I got friends. 558 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,967 I got fuckin' Ricco calling me every 10 minutes, 559 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,005 wasting my time on some bullshit. 560 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,593 That's a friend, right? 561 00:32:15,057 --> 00:32:16,384 You know what I learned about friends? 562 00:32:17,351 --> 00:32:19,887 A friend is somebody who's just sitting around 563 00:32:20,353 --> 00:32:22,558 waiting for a chance to start talking about himself. 564 00:32:23,772 --> 00:32:25,480 I had some friends back in Phillie. 565 00:32:26,983 --> 00:32:28,393 There's a shithole for you. 566 00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:30,521 It is kind of a shithole. 567 00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:33,734 - But I had some good friends... - Me, I'm more of a listener. 568 00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,978 Okay? Hey, you know who's a great guy? 569 00:32:37,242 --> 00:32:38,984 - Who? - De Niro. 570 00:32:39,492 --> 00:32:40,523 Yeah! 571 00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:41,691 Do you know him? 572 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,617 He came up to me once and he shook my hand. 573 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,241 He said, "How you doing?" 574 00:32:47,456 --> 00:32:48,866 He shook your hand? 575 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:51,918 Yeah. And the funny thing is when I was talking to him 576 00:32:52,586 --> 00:32:56,583 I felt like we had a lot in common, like I could hang out with him. 577 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,255 You should call him, man. 578 00:32:58,465 --> 00:33:00,125 Yeah. I could give him a call and say, 579 00:33:00,382 --> 00:33:02,423 "Hey, Bob, you want to go get a beer?" 580 00:33:03,343 --> 00:33:05,382 See what I'm saying? I build a relationship with him. 581 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:09,379 Me and him get going good and then I bring you along. 582 00:33:09,641 --> 00:33:10,803 You'd bring me along? 583 00:33:11,016 --> 00:33:12,213 Hell, yes. why not? 584 00:33:12,434 --> 00:33:14,640 I don't know. It's De Niro. 585 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:19,012 Hey, you got to relax. Okay? They're just people. 586 00:33:19,523 --> 00:33:21,100 No different from you and me. 587 00:33:21,274 --> 00:33:23,599 Equal. You're equal, I'm equal, 588 00:33:24,318 --> 00:33:26,025 the Beef is equal, De Niro... 589 00:33:26,612 --> 00:33:28,603 Alright? It's all how you think about yourself. 590 00:33:29,322 --> 00:33:32,274 Alright? You got to start thinking big. 591 00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:34,897 Shot heard 'round the world. 592 00:33:35,494 --> 00:33:36,656 You bet your ass! 593 00:33:39,497 --> 00:33:40,660 Hey, yo Beef! 594 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,829 Galantine Photo. Can I help you? It's Goldie Hawn. 595 00:33:50,546 --> 00:33:51,958 She wants to sit on your face. 596 00:33:57,719 --> 00:34:00,007 Hey, who wants more coffee? You want some more coffee? 597 00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:03,505 Cheeks, can we got some more coffee over here, please? My treat. 598 00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:07,679 - Your treat. - So where'd you get the tip? 599 00:34:08,978 --> 00:34:11,266 Come on, Tish, you know I can't reveal sources. 600 00:34:13,648 --> 00:34:16,435 Look at that, a full quarter page. Could've been bigger. 601 00:34:18,985 --> 00:34:21,023 Cheeks, take it easy. Alright? 602 00:34:21,237 --> 00:34:22,565 - Watch the papers, please. - I got it covered. 603 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,191 What, are you paying this guy? 604 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:26,860 Of course I'm paying him. 605 00:34:28,409 --> 00:34:29,951 Are you two living together? 606 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,906 No, it's more like a socio-professional type thing. 607 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:39,156 I'll come over then. we could play some cards. we could hang out. 608 00:34:40,168 --> 00:34:41,414 We don't have any cards. 609 00:34:41,921 --> 00:34:43,746 I've got like 5 decks of cards. I can bring them all over. 610 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:45,836 We could play rummy. That's a great game. 611 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:47,921 Galantine Photo. Can I help you? 612 00:34:49,009 --> 00:34:50,419 Let me see if he's available. 613 00:34:51,593 --> 00:34:53,882 - It's Trudy weiss. - Trudy weiss! 614 00:34:54,096 --> 00:34:55,589 Let me have it. 615 00:34:57,598 --> 00:34:58,973 Hey, Trudy, hi. 616 00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:01,387 Did you see the photo? 617 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:06,351 Yeah, I'm quite pleased. Listen, hold on. 618 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,302 About the event on the 15 th. 619 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:12,526 Yeah. Can it be All Access? 620 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:16,527 Alright, see what you can do. Just get back to us, okay? 621 00:35:16,862 --> 00:35:18,690 Alright. Thanks, Trud. Bye. 622 00:35:20,783 --> 00:35:21,898 Where were we? 623 00:35:22,951 --> 00:35:24,409 Oh, yeah, the photo. 624 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,362 Look at that. He was looking right at me. 625 00:35:26,996 --> 00:35:27,943 The Beef! 626 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,031 You know Les, you didn't have to call it an 'Event'. 627 00:35:31,415 --> 00:35:33,658 I mean, we're all going to the Music Awards. 628 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,332 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know anybody was listening to my phone call. 629 00:35:38,004 --> 00:35:39,628 Oh, Les, I forgot to tell you. 630 00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:42,294 Feldman placed two 631 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,546 from the "Twilight" party. 632 00:35:45,259 --> 00:35:46,635 So? What're you telling me for? 633 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:48,670 Oh no, I'm just saying, 634 00:35:49,053 --> 00:35:50,548 Newsweek and Us. 635 00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:52,472 - You're kidding? - I'm not kidding. 636 00:35:52,891 --> 00:35:54,847 - That's awesome! - Good to see you guys. 637 00:35:56,226 --> 00:35:58,681 See what I mean about Ricco? Always blabbing about himself. 638 00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:01,893 I'd never play cards with him. Fuck him. 639 00:36:02,732 --> 00:36:03,930 Fuck Feldman. 640 00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:14,239 - Got the papers? - Yeah, I got them. 641 00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:17,027 So, do they know I'm coming? 642 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:20,078 Yes, I told them all about you. Come on, this is going to be fun. 643 00:36:20,286 --> 00:36:21,318 Alright. 644 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:24,201 Mrs. Gehry! You're looking good! 645 00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:26,202 Hi. 646 00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:28,370 The sun's great. 647 00:36:29,085 --> 00:36:30,365 Ma! We're here! 648 00:36:32,212 --> 00:36:33,955 I hope you're hungry, 'cause my mom is a great cook. 649 00:36:37,216 --> 00:36:39,292 Wow, Mrs. Galantine, 650 00:36:39,594 --> 00:36:40,756 this looks great. 651 00:36:41,262 --> 00:36:43,797 - Did you step in something? - What? 652 00:36:44,013 --> 00:36:46,551 Check your shoes, both of you. 653 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:51,266 - They're clean, Ma. - Well, I smell shit. 654 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:52,927 Really? 655 00:36:54,896 --> 00:36:56,556 - Yeah, me too. - Oh, that's funny. 656 00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:59,400 - Where's Dad? - In the front room. Take these in. 657 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,316 And wash your hands first. 658 00:37:01,693 --> 00:37:04,480 - I just did. - Well, wash them again. Him too. 659 00:37:05,447 --> 00:37:08,233 He carried in those papers. why did you bring them in the house for? 660 00:37:08,949 --> 00:37:09,945 Oh, those? 661 00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:12,778 I got a little surprise for you, Ma. 662 00:37:13,036 --> 00:37:15,442 That paper is filthy. 663 00:37:15,704 --> 00:37:17,578 Now take that in. 664 00:37:26,046 --> 00:37:28,998 It's good to see you, Dad. How're you doing? Everything OK? 665 00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:31,625 Oh yeah. All good. 666 00:37:32,175 --> 00:37:33,088 You? 667 00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:35,131 Yeah, good. 668 00:37:36,345 --> 00:37:37,459 See all these guns? 669 00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:40,679 My Dad collects them and restores them. 670 00:37:41,349 --> 00:37:42,344 It's so cool. 671 00:37:42,558 --> 00:37:44,681 Let me show you something. This one is my favorite. 672 00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:49,218 Press this, right. It shoots out a bullet. 673 00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:50,594 That's awesome. 674 00:37:50,814 --> 00:37:52,604 Anybody want a cigarette? Here. 675 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:57,604 That's great, Dad. who made this again? The Germans? 676 00:37:57,819 --> 00:37:59,064 The Russians. 677 00:38:00,738 --> 00:38:03,064 The Chinese made one out of a feminine napkin. 678 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:04,858 I don't want to hear about it. 679 00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:07,076 Where's that camera I gave you? 680 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,536 I've still got it. What, are you kidding me? 681 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:11,651 That's a collector's item. Right? 682 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,740 Your friend there needs a patch on his pants. 683 00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:19,042 Come on, Dad. He's just starting out. Toby's my assistant. 684 00:38:19,712 --> 00:38:22,581 Thing's are picking up for me now so I hired some extra help. 685 00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:25,254 I got a picture placed in the paper. 686 00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:27,627 It's right here. 687 00:38:28,135 --> 00:38:29,463 Let me show you. 688 00:38:36,683 --> 00:38:37,845 Well, who is that? 689 00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:39,763 Come on, Dad. What, you going blind? 690 00:38:39,977 --> 00:38:41,886 That's your man, Chuck Sirloin. 691 00:38:42,645 --> 00:38:44,722 - That's The Beef? - Yeah, the Beef. Look at that, 692 00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:46,433 a full quarter page. 693 00:38:47,357 --> 00:38:49,149 What's that sticking out of his pants? 694 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,648 He had a little operation on his thing. 695 00:38:51,861 --> 00:38:52,857 I don't want to hear about it. 696 00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:55,692 It's no big deal, Ma. A little procedure and... 697 00:38:55,906 --> 00:38:57,104 Well, what did you take his picture for? 698 00:38:58,699 --> 00:39:00,774 Poor guy. Jesus. 699 00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:02,701 - That's The Beef. - Oh, please. 700 00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:05,784 It's totally legal, Dad. I mean, he was on a public sidewalk. 701 00:39:05,996 --> 00:39:07,539 And yeah, it's the Beef. That's how you get 702 00:39:07,749 --> 00:39:09,326 a picture in the paper. You know, somebody famous. 703 00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:13,870 Disgusting. You never see this kind of crap in a real newspaper. 704 00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:15,494 Jesus. 705 00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:18,661 Well, a lot of people do read this paper. Okay? It's very popular. 706 00:39:18,841 --> 00:39:22,540 And I'm a licensed professional and this is photojournalism. 707 00:39:22,718 --> 00:39:23,880 It's a candid shot 708 00:39:24,094 --> 00:39:25,587 and I got paid a lot of money for it. 709 00:39:25,846 --> 00:39:26,841 How much? 710 00:39:27,222 --> 00:39:29,179 You want to know how much? I got 700 bucks. 711 00:39:31,016 --> 00:39:32,297 He's a millionaire. 712 00:39:33,352 --> 00:39:35,924 Well, I got his picture in the paper, didn't I! 713 00:39:36,145 --> 00:39:39,561 Well, get it out of here. I don't want the fuckin' thing in the house! 714 00:39:45,737 --> 00:39:48,356 Come on, Dad. I was going to frame it for you. 715 00:39:48,571 --> 00:39:51,572 Frame it?! Goddamn it. 716 00:39:52,074 --> 00:39:54,743 - I'll frame this crap. Jesus Christ! - Come on. 717 00:39:55,076 --> 00:39:57,484 I told you once, I told you twice. Trash! 718 00:39:57,663 --> 00:40:00,448 I'll tell you where I'm going to frame it, right in the garbage can. 719 00:40:00,622 --> 00:40:03,029 Carl! Wash your hands! 720 00:40:04,709 --> 00:40:07,329 I told you not to bring that stuff in this house! 721 00:40:08,919 --> 00:40:10,000 Thanks for your help. Ma. 722 00:40:10,338 --> 00:40:12,295 Why don't you get a real job for a change? 723 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:15,590 - This is my job. That's what I do. - That's some job. 724 00:40:16,427 --> 00:40:18,501 You're making a lot of money. Is this kid gay? 725 00:40:18,678 --> 00:40:19,958 What do you care?! 726 00:40:20,179 --> 00:40:23,843 Don't talk to your mother like that. You hear me? 727 00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:25,965 Take it easy, Carl. Just take it easy. 728 00:40:26,183 --> 00:40:27,511 - What do you mean, take it easy? - Take it easy. 729 00:40:28,977 --> 00:40:30,175 I'm not gay. 730 00:40:30,437 --> 00:40:31,635 You're not gay? 731 00:40:32,146 --> 00:40:34,103 - Who's gay? - I asked if he was gay. 732 00:40:34,815 --> 00:40:37,186 I'll tell you who's gay. You know who's gay? Chuck Sirloin. 733 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:38,728 Oh, that'll be the day. 734 00:40:39,026 --> 00:40:41,020 You're going to talk about The Beef again are you?! 735 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,901 You know where you'll find it, won't you?! 736 00:40:44,114 --> 00:40:46,520 - Out in the garbage can! - Alright! Leave it alone! 737 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:58,993 The food was good. 738 00:41:23,018 --> 00:41:27,016 I'm still searching for my true love, 739 00:41:27,606 --> 00:41:30,974 a boy who won't fade away. 740 00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:36,105 I'm still searching for my true love 741 00:41:36,488 --> 00:41:40,105 so I won't have to say... 742 00:41:47,329 --> 00:41:50,365 Looking. Yeah, that's better. "I'm still looking for my true love." 743 00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:52,871 Okay. 744 00:41:56,336 --> 00:41:58,494 Hello? Hey. Baby, a couple of things. 745 00:41:58,672 --> 00:42:01,708 Goddamnit! Can you not you see that I'm working right now?! 746 00:42:01,965 --> 00:42:03,792 I mean, do you have any respect for the creative process?! 747 00:42:04,009 --> 00:42:05,253 Yes, but... 748 00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:08,465 I am so sorry. This just came up. 749 00:42:08,638 --> 00:42:10,012 Vanity Fair needs 2 more hours tomorrow. 750 00:42:10,263 --> 00:42:11,425 Just two little hours. 751 00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:14,800 Okay fine. Fine. Then I won't finish this song. 752 00:42:15,518 --> 00:42:17,841 Cancel the Music Awards. I'm not going because I don't have a song. 753 00:42:18,061 --> 00:42:20,054 Oh my God. Please don't say that. 754 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:22,429 You know, I was going to get a pedicure tomorrow. 755 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,893 I know. I am so sorry. 756 00:42:26,109 --> 00:42:29,312 And there are going to be serious, serious changes made around here. 757 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:31,983 We can make the shoot as late as you want tomorrow. 2 o'clock. 758 00:42:42,831 --> 00:42:43,861 Five. 759 00:42:44,081 --> 00:42:47,496 Yay! Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. 760 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,327 It's going to be worth it. 761 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:52,999 I'm sorry, you guys. 762 00:42:54,755 --> 00:42:56,462 I didn't mean to bug out on you. 763 00:42:57,467 --> 00:42:59,957 Sweetheart, you've got so much going on. 764 00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:02,801 We don't know how you do it. 765 00:43:03,011 --> 00:43:04,671 No. I know. 766 00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:09,138 I love you. I really do. 767 00:43:12,436 --> 00:43:13,514 We love you too. 768 00:43:33,827 --> 00:43:35,157 You hitting the sack? 769 00:43:35,662 --> 00:43:36,860 What does it look like? 770 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:43,996 I think I'm going to take a walk. 771 00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:46,075 Go ahead. 772 00:43:49,673 --> 00:43:52,128 Unless you want to do something. 773 00:43:52,383 --> 00:43:53,545 Les. 774 00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:56,798 Hey, why don't we call De Niro? 775 00:43:57,846 --> 00:43:59,388 Are you out of your fucking mind?! 776 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,420 I'm sorry. I thought you had his number. 777 00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:04,342 I got his number. What am I going to say to him, 778 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,802 "Hey, Bob, let's get together, me, you and some homeless fag 779 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,182 I got living with me." 780 00:44:08,853 --> 00:44:10,479 Look Les, I told you I'm not gay. 781 00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:12,935 Well, there's something wrong with you. Okay? 782 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,353 What are you doing right now? 783 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:16,392 What? I'm just telling it like it is. 784 00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:17,939 You want me to leave? 785 00:44:18,654 --> 00:44:21,108 'Cause I'll just leave. I'm used to it. 786 00:44:21,364 --> 00:44:23,106 You're the one who's talking about leaving. 787 00:44:23,323 --> 00:44:25,067 I just said I wanted to go for a walk! 788 00:44:25,283 --> 00:44:28,486 Then go for a fuckin' walk then! Jesus Christ! 789 00:44:28,661 --> 00:44:30,570 Like I'm some fuckin' peon all of a sudden!? 790 00:44:30,746 --> 00:44:33,201 You've been dying to leave anyway. You think I can't tell?! 791 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:35,742 - Go. Go for the fuckin' walk. - Les. 792 00:44:37,084 --> 00:44:39,788 Man, you must really miss living in a box. 793 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,452 You're just pissed off at your dad 794 00:44:42,673 --> 00:44:45,209 - and you're taking it out on me! - Whoa, watch out, Oprah. 795 00:44:45,466 --> 00:44:46,745 Here comes Dr. Homeless. 796 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,925 Hey, I know about some things. Okay? 797 00:44:49,136 --> 00:44:51,627 I went through some pretty crazy shit with my fuckin' parents. 798 00:44:51,929 --> 00:44:54,846 My mother cut me, man. She came at me with a steak knife. 799 00:44:55,058 --> 00:44:56,088 How do you think I got this? 800 00:44:56,308 --> 00:44:58,216 I went fuckin' crazy. 801 00:44:58,851 --> 00:45:00,475 Jesus. I knew it. You killed her. 802 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,473 Les, I didn't fuckin' kill my mother. I love my mother. 803 00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:06,930 I just can't be around her. She can't be around me. 804 00:45:07,608 --> 00:45:09,731 I kept looking for something that I'm not going to get, 805 00:45:09,942 --> 00:45:10,642 that she can't give me. 806 00:45:11,485 --> 00:45:14,237 You're not going to get it, Les. It's a dead-end street. 807 00:45:15,031 --> 00:45:17,521 You sit around waiting for someone else to tell you you're okay. 808 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:22,905 I mean, you're okay. 809 00:45:25,997 --> 00:45:27,277 You don't need it, Les. 810 00:45:42,509 --> 00:45:44,383 You took a really good picture, Les, 811 00:45:45,303 --> 00:45:46,963 no matter what your old man says. 812 00:45:48,848 --> 00:45:50,924 - He threw it in the garbage. - Yeah, but so what? 813 00:45:51,141 --> 00:45:53,217 You got things going on, right? 814 00:45:53,434 --> 00:45:55,225 I mean, we got to bring your book around. 815 00:45:55,645 --> 00:45:57,636 We're going to go to, what'd you say? 816 00:45:57,855 --> 00:45:59,184 Nike, Calvin Klein. 817 00:46:00,273 --> 00:46:01,731 I never said Calvin Klein. 818 00:46:02,441 --> 00:46:04,101 Think big, get big. 819 00:46:04,902 --> 00:46:05,897 Right? 820 00:46:14,116 --> 00:46:16,240 I'm sorry, Toby. I didn't mean to go off on you. 821 00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:21,535 Whatever. 822 00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:27,323 Rule number one... friends is friends. 823 00:46:33,006 --> 00:46:33,753 That's good, man. 824 00:46:33,966 --> 00:46:35,424 - You like that one? - Yeah. 825 00:46:36,468 --> 00:46:38,543 That's a good one. You're learning. 826 00:46:42,139 --> 00:46:43,418 Why don't you go take your walk? Go ahead. 827 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:47,011 No, I think I'll just watch some TV. Go to sleep. 828 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,848 Hey. I know what we can do. 829 00:46:51,062 --> 00:46:52,142 What? 830 00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:53,433 Headshots! 831 00:47:45,354 --> 00:47:48,354 Hey, take it easy! All Access. All Access. Him too. 832 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:51,352 Show him the thing. Turn it around. See that. Thank you. 833 00:47:59,198 --> 00:48:01,404 Jesus Christ. There's nothing but B-list in here. 834 00:48:02,034 --> 00:48:04,737 Alright, I got to go find Trudy. Stay right here. 835 00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:07,529 Keep an eye out for those goody bags. 836 00:48:07,956 --> 00:48:09,282 Goody bags. 837 00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:23,130 It's so tempting when I feel so empty 838 00:48:23,674 --> 00:48:26,426 and I'm sitting here all alone. 839 00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:30,469 But I will fight it until I can find 840 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,380 a sweet love of my own. 841 00:48:36,101 --> 00:48:39,138 You take your love and shove it. 842 00:48:39,812 --> 00:48:42,433 You can stick it where the sun don't shine. 843 00:48:43,523 --> 00:48:46,524 You take your love and shove it. 844 00:48:47,067 --> 00:48:50,686 You better listen, boy, 'cause I ain't lying,' 845 00:48:50,905 --> 00:48:54,651 lying, lying, 846 00:48:56,283 --> 00:48:58,406 anymore. 847 00:49:00,287 --> 00:49:03,986 You see I'm still looking for my true love, 848 00:49:04,832 --> 00:49:07,582 a boy, that won't fade away. 849 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:11,994 I'm still looking for my true love 850 00:49:12,212 --> 00:49:15,081 so I won't have to say 851 00:49:15,507 --> 00:49:17,664 you take your love and shove it. 852 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:32,223 Demo from NTV. How you doing girl? 853 00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:35,970 Wait. Hold on. Hold up. You are looking hot. 854 00:49:36,439 --> 00:49:38,561 Thank you. Thank you very much. 855 00:49:38,815 --> 00:49:40,191 So you got to tell me some stuff here. 856 00:49:40,401 --> 00:49:41,859 You got a lot going on these days. 857 00:49:42,069 --> 00:49:45,649 You got the world premiere video. Your parents are suing you, I heard. 858 00:49:45,863 --> 00:49:47,440 I am super, super busy. 859 00:49:47,949 --> 00:49:51,031 Plus, Mystique and Jace are hitting it up pretty hard. 860 00:49:51,783 --> 00:49:55,116 - Is this like a mega-bummer for you? - I am really, really happy for him. 861 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:57,820 And I'm trying to stay strong 862 00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:02,036 and I thank God for my music which will always be my first love. 863 00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,877 And who's the little studmuffin you got here next to you? 864 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,207 Oh, this... 865 00:50:09,130 --> 00:50:10,245 This is... 866 00:50:13,384 --> 00:50:14,462 I'm Toby. 867 00:50:15,469 --> 00:50:16,797 - Toby. Alright. - Yeah. 868 00:50:17,471 --> 00:50:18,965 He's my hook-up tonight. 869 00:50:20,265 --> 00:50:21,260 Isn't he hot? 870 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:23,385 He's straight up slamming, dude. 871 00:50:23,559 --> 00:50:25,515 Okay, bye. Peace up, y'all. 872 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:33,139 Toby! 873 00:50:36,986 --> 00:50:38,184 What the fuck?! 874 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,403 Excuse me. 875 00:50:45,325 --> 00:50:47,447 - I'm All Access. - You're not. That's a yellow card. 876 00:50:47,618 --> 00:50:49,077 You need a green card to get in here. 877 00:50:51,998 --> 00:50:53,240 Where do you get a green card? 878 00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:54,571 Try City Hall. 879 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,146 Come on, studmuffin! 880 00:52:21,149 --> 00:52:23,437 Yes of course she's going to be there. we're going to see you there. 881 00:53:31,619 --> 00:53:33,243 I can't believe you fixed the jacuzzi. 882 00:53:33,703 --> 00:53:35,364 It was just a loose wire on the pump. 883 00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:38,873 Stupid hotel. I told them to fix it like a month ago. 884 00:53:40,459 --> 00:53:41,919 How come you live in a hotel? 885 00:53:43,962 --> 00:53:45,836 Taxes. I write it off. 886 00:53:47,173 --> 00:53:49,498 Plus I never have to make the bed. 887 00:53:56,305 --> 00:53:57,419 I wish I had a camera. 888 00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,003 Don't. 889 00:53:59,516 --> 00:54:01,307 I hate it when people take my picture. 890 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,559 - Sorry. - It's okay. 891 00:54:04,686 --> 00:54:07,012 You probably wouldn't understand, being homeless. 892 00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:10,022 The worst are the paparazzi though. 893 00:54:10,441 --> 00:54:11,554 They just don't leave you alone, 894 00:54:11,775 --> 00:54:14,017 even when you're going through something really painful. 895 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:19,019 He broke my heart. 896 00:54:20,615 --> 00:54:24,694 - Who? That guy? Jace guy? - He said that... 897 00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:29,279 He said that my eyes were too far apart. 898 00:54:29,455 --> 00:54:30,618 What? 899 00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:36,700 That's... People are different. That's why people are beautiful. 900 00:54:38,046 --> 00:54:39,540 Do you think that I'm beautiful? 901 00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:41,703 Are you kidding me? 902 00:54:43,716 --> 00:54:46,919 I think that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 903 00:57:44,106 --> 00:57:45,304 And then all of a sudden 904 00:57:45,523 --> 00:57:47,017 I'm in the Jacuzzi with her. 905 00:57:47,690 --> 00:57:49,682 And I fixed the Jacuzzi because it was broken. 906 00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,771 It was like broken for like weeks in this nice hotel. 907 00:57:55,446 --> 00:57:58,566 We just kind of hung out there. We were in our underwear. 908 00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:00,863 We didn't have sex or anything but we really like... 909 00:58:02,244 --> 00:58:05,826 I don't know. I really connected. We really connected. 910 00:58:06,038 --> 00:58:07,828 You connected? In your underwear? 911 00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:09,496 Well, I mean... 912 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:12,329 I am so totally fuckin' thrilled for you, Toby. 913 00:58:13,877 --> 00:58:15,953 Hey, you know what? Look what I got you. 914 00:58:16,464 --> 00:58:18,288 I got you a present. Look. 915 00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:21,841 - What's that? - They're olives. 916 00:58:22,635 --> 00:58:26,382 I figured we could put them in the trunk with the martini glasses. 917 00:58:26,595 --> 00:58:28,837 You know? You just take a toothpick, put an olive in, 918 00:58:29,056 --> 00:58:29,838 you put it in a martini glass 919 00:58:30,057 --> 00:58:31,681 and all the sudden you look like 920 00:58:32,225 --> 00:58:34,383 a ritzy guest. 921 00:58:34,936 --> 00:58:36,512 - Like a what? - Like a guest. 922 00:58:36,686 --> 00:58:39,438 Like a guest? Like a ritzy guest!? That's what I look like?! 923 00:58:39,857 --> 00:58:40,935 Toothpicks?! 924 00:58:42,817 --> 00:58:44,643 You sneak backstage without me! 925 00:58:45,151 --> 00:58:47,358 You hang out with sexy chicks and superstars all night 926 00:58:47,571 --> 00:58:49,895 and you come home with toothpicks!? 927 00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:51,769 - Are you, retarded?! - No. 928 00:58:52,116 --> 00:58:53,906 No, you're just an ungrateful bastard! 929 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:56,067 I'm grateful! 930 00:58:56,285 --> 00:58:59,203 Man, come on. I gave you a job. I gave you a place to sleep! 931 00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:01,073 Les man, I'm grateful. 932 00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:02,367 You know what hurts the most? 933 00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:05,035 What did I say about De Niro? 934 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:09,910 - You said... - I said I would take you with me. 935 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,290 Didn't I say that? I would take you with me! 936 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,877 Yeah. 937 00:59:14,215 --> 00:59:17,631 And what do you do? The first chance you get you fuckin' leave me. 938 00:59:17,885 --> 00:59:19,592 - Like I'm a peon! - Les, I'm sorry. 939 00:59:19,804 --> 00:59:22,589 - What the fuck?! No! - I'm fuckin' sorry. 940 00:59:22,806 --> 00:59:24,762 No! You can't apologize for this, man. 941 00:59:25,015 --> 00:59:26,509 Look, I got caught up. 942 00:59:26,725 --> 00:59:30,094 You got caught up. That's bullshit, man! That's bullshit! Forget it! 943 00:59:30,312 --> 00:59:33,264 - Just get out! Go! It's over! - Don't do that. 944 00:59:33,481 --> 00:59:35,806 Look, how can I make it up to you? 945 00:59:35,982 --> 00:59:37,725 Whatever you want. Whatever you need, man. 946 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:41,565 Just tell me, I'll do it. I want to make it up to you. 947 00:59:44,489 --> 00:59:45,603 What hotel is she at? 948 00:59:46,574 --> 00:59:47,605 What? 949 00:59:47,909 --> 00:59:49,865 What hotel is she staying at? 950 00:59:50,785 --> 00:59:54,450 I don't know. She's staying at some hotel uptown. I don't remember. 951 00:59:54,704 --> 00:59:56,780 You just spent the night with this chick 952 00:59:56,999 --> 00:59:58,457 that you're puppy shit in love with 953 00:59:58,666 --> 00:59:59,864 and you don't know the hotel she's at?! 954 01:00:00,419 --> 01:00:01,746 I don't remember. 955 01:00:02,711 --> 01:00:05,035 I guess I am fuckin' retarded. I don't remember. 956 01:00:08,799 --> 01:00:09,748 Wow. 957 01:00:18,765 --> 01:00:20,509 Galantine Photo. Can I help you? 958 01:00:21,434 --> 01:00:22,513 Let me see. 959 01:00:22,892 --> 01:00:23,972 Who's calling? 960 01:00:25,146 --> 01:00:26,094 Hold on. 961 01:00:27,898 --> 01:00:28,976 You're lucky. It's her! 962 01:00:32,026 --> 01:00:32,773 Les. 963 01:00:33,361 --> 01:00:34,687 Jesus Christ... 964 01:00:36,821 --> 01:00:37,770 Hello? 965 01:00:38,322 --> 01:00:41,191 Hey, homeless. What'd you do, run out on me? 966 01:00:41,866 --> 01:00:44,072 No, you fell asleep on me. 967 01:00:44,577 --> 01:00:45,740 How're you feeling? 968 01:00:45,953 --> 01:00:48,323 Oh, I don't know yet. 969 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,906 I got your note. It was very sweet. 970 01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,203 Thanks. 971 01:00:56,461 --> 01:00:58,085 I had such a good time. 972 01:00:59,588 --> 01:01:00,618 Me too. 973 01:01:01,214 --> 01:01:03,207 So what're you doing tonight? 974 01:01:03,842 --> 01:01:04,920 Tonight? 975 01:01:05,551 --> 01:01:06,749 I don't know. 976 01:01:07,593 --> 01:01:09,800 Well, it's my birthday and I'm having a little party. 977 01:01:09,971 --> 01:01:13,340 I thought maybe you'd like to come by. 978 01:01:16,101 --> 01:01:17,298 Wow. That'd be great. 979 01:01:17,602 --> 01:01:18,715 Okay, great. 980 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,765 Do you think maybe I could? 981 01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:23,437 Do you think maybe I could take someone with me? 982 01:01:24,607 --> 01:01:25,686 Like a date? 983 01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:29,066 No, not a date, just a friend. You know? 984 01:01:30,362 --> 01:01:31,560 Oh, yeah. Sure. 985 01:01:32,904 --> 01:01:35,064 Alright, I'm going to go back to bed. 986 01:01:35,281 --> 01:01:36,562 So I'll see you later. 987 01:01:37,533 --> 01:01:38,944 Okay. Goodbye. 988 01:01:42,121 --> 01:01:43,780 Yes! Good job. 989 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,697 What? 990 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:48,990 Nothing. 991 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,124 Oh. Okay, I won't go. 992 01:01:54,922 --> 01:01:56,713 I just thought I heard somebody 993 01:01:56,924 --> 01:01:59,711 say they wanted to make up something up to somebody. That's all. 994 01:02:01,469 --> 01:02:02,963 - Les, man... - Forget it. 995 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:04,336 Les... 996 01:02:04,556 --> 01:02:06,179 I'm not going. Have a good time. Have a good time! 997 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,468 It's huge. 998 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,557 - You should see the bathtub. - Really? 999 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,215 Yeah. I don't know about this jacket. 1000 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:13,848 Why not? 1001 01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:16,012 No, it looks good on you. This was my dad's jacket. 1002 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,854 - Really? - Yeah. Don't worry. 1003 01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:21,349 - What's the matter? You nervous? - A little bit. 1004 01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:23,356 How's my hair look? 1005 01:02:23,611 --> 01:02:25,651 - It looks good. - Yeah? You didn't even look. 1006 01:02:26,029 --> 01:02:28,353 Yeah, I'm looking. It looks good. 1007 01:02:30,908 --> 01:02:32,947 Les, I don't think we should take any pictures. 1008 01:02:33,369 --> 01:02:34,363 Why not? 1009 01:02:34,786 --> 01:02:36,410 - I'm just saying... - You're a professional now? 1010 01:02:36,621 --> 01:02:37,735 I'm just going to take a few shots. 1011 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,698 No, I'm just saying it's her birthday party. 1012 01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:43,163 Please don't take any pictures. 1013 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:45,996 Alright. You know what? You're absolutely right. I'm sorry. 1014 01:02:46,503 --> 01:02:47,832 It's not even going to leave my pocket. 1015 01:02:48,047 --> 01:02:48,710 You're not going to? 1016 01:02:48,922 --> 01:02:51,412 I promise you I will not take a picture. Alright? 1017 01:02:52,091 --> 01:02:53,086 Don't worry. Don't worry. 1018 01:03:00,098 --> 01:03:01,212 Hey, homeless. 1019 01:03:03,016 --> 01:03:04,806 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 1020 01:03:05,018 --> 01:03:07,853 - This is my friend Les. - Hi, Les. Thanks for coming. 1021 01:03:09,896 --> 01:03:11,888 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1022 01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,846 Come on in. Meet some people. 1023 01:03:16,984 --> 01:03:19,192 This is Elvis. 1024 01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:21,643 We're working on a musical together. 1025 01:03:21,864 --> 01:03:23,938 Wow. What musical? 1026 01:03:24,449 --> 01:03:27,450 - About the life of Brittany Spears. - Brittany Spears. 1027 01:03:28,285 --> 01:03:30,076 I'm thinking Tennessee Williams, 1028 01:03:30,287 --> 01:03:31,829 only not so gay. 1029 01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:35,037 Imagine Streetcar 1030 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:39,037 with K'harma in the Brando role. 1031 01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:40,961 - Brando. - On ice. 1032 01:03:41,463 --> 01:03:43,170 - Want to go open presents? - Okay. 1033 01:03:43,548 --> 01:03:45,835 - I'll be right back, Elvis. - Sounds great to me. 1034 01:03:46,675 --> 01:03:48,749 - This is Les, by the way. - Pleased to meet you. 1035 01:03:50,636 --> 01:03:53,209 I just want to say I'm a really big fan. 1036 01:03:54,639 --> 01:03:56,217 You've got a strong shake there, Les. 1037 01:03:56,515 --> 01:03:57,546 You're a musician, right? 1038 01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:00,266 I've seen you play? Where have I seen you play? 1039 01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:03,641 What? 1040 01:04:12,736 --> 01:04:13,601 Les. 1041 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,483 What's going on? 1042 01:04:16,657 --> 01:04:19,111 - Are you alright? - I don't know. I don't know, Toby. 1043 01:04:19,450 --> 01:04:20,612 What's up? 1044 01:04:23,078 --> 01:04:25,283 - I'm freaking out! - Why? 1045 01:04:26,247 --> 01:04:27,362 I can't talk! 1046 01:04:28,164 --> 01:04:29,195 You're okay. 1047 01:04:29,457 --> 01:04:31,081 I sounded like a fuckin' idiot. 1048 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:33,829 Les, you didn't, man. Calm down. 1049 01:04:34,336 --> 01:04:38,035 That's Elvis Costello. Alright? That's Elvis Costello out there. 1050 01:04:38,255 --> 01:04:41,291 So what? He's just a guy, like you said. Remember? Equal. 1051 01:04:41,509 --> 01:04:42,587 We're equal. 1052 01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,794 - Les, you're cool. - That's right. we're all equal. 1053 01:04:46,637 --> 01:04:48,297 Equal. Let's go back out there. 1054 01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:49,592 You ready? 1055 01:04:49,889 --> 01:04:53,223 Les, what the fuck are you doing?! 1056 01:04:53,434 --> 01:04:55,473 - What?! - You just washed your hands. 1057 01:04:57,312 --> 01:05:00,930 - Calm down. - I have soap on my hands. 1058 01:05:01,732 --> 01:05:02,846 Just let me finish what I'm doing. 1059 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,223 You go out and I'll be right there. Alright? 1060 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:07,939 Alright, I'm going to be out there. 1061 01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:14,946 Just give me minute, alright! 1062 01:05:19,870 --> 01:05:22,623 Hey, man. Yeah, Armed Forces. 1063 01:05:23,290 --> 01:05:26,493 Get Happy. This Year's Model, I mean that was genius. 1064 01:05:27,794 --> 01:05:29,952 I got a picture of you too. One that I took... 1065 01:05:31,422 --> 01:05:32,620 Fuck. 1066 01:05:35,092 --> 01:05:36,419 - Hey. - Hey. 1067 01:05:36,635 --> 01:05:39,670 - What're you doing? - I was... looking for you. 1068 01:05:40,053 --> 01:05:42,295 Really? Well, I was looking for you. 1069 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,049 I guess we found each other. 1070 01:05:47,852 --> 01:05:49,559 You could have stayed last night. 1071 01:05:50,770 --> 01:05:53,177 I wanted to. Believe me. 1072 01:05:56,441 --> 01:05:57,720 Stay tonight. 1073 01:05:59,776 --> 01:06:01,733 I promise I won't pass out on you. 1074 01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:06,188 Just stop taking my fuckin' picture! 1075 01:06:07,449 --> 01:06:09,524 Listen, what is it you don't understand?! 1076 01:06:09,742 --> 01:06:12,826 Stop taking my fuckin' picture! Behave yourself. 1077 01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:16,406 - What are you doing? - Just taking a few shots. 1078 01:06:17,373 --> 01:06:19,164 - Are you a paparazzi?! - He's taking my picture. 1079 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,249 - No, I'm a licensed professional. - He's just messing around. 1080 01:06:21,461 --> 01:06:22,835 He's my assistant. 1081 01:06:23,044 --> 01:06:25,286 You brought a paparazzi to my party?! 1082 01:06:25,506 --> 01:06:26,584 Call security. 1083 01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:28,496 Give me that fuckin' camera! 1084 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,920 - Right here. - Sorry. 1085 01:06:40,349 --> 01:06:41,013 Cheeks. 1086 01:06:41,683 --> 01:06:45,468 - Muy bonita. Excellent. - Thank you, Mr. Les. 1087 01:06:47,979 --> 01:06:50,020 Why don't you let him make you a batch? These are excellent. 1088 01:06:50,233 --> 01:06:52,686 I asked you not to take any pictures. 1089 01:06:54,902 --> 01:06:57,357 I know, and I'm sorry. OK? 1090 01:06:58,113 --> 01:06:59,358 I got a little excited. 1091 01:07:01,824 --> 01:07:03,816 Cheeks, why don't you make the kid a batch? 1092 01:07:04,035 --> 01:07:05,943 I don't want any, Cheeks. Don't make me any. 1093 01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:10,905 You said that you wouldn't take any pictures. 1094 01:07:11,123 --> 01:07:12,746 I asked you and you said, 1095 01:07:12,916 --> 01:07:13,946 "I'm going to..." - You want the pictures?! Here. 1096 01:07:14,293 --> 01:07:16,368 - What are you doing? - Here's the pictures! 1097 01:07:17,461 --> 01:07:19,003 Alright? You happy? 1098 01:07:19,796 --> 01:07:22,203 Elvis frigging Costello, K'harma Leeds. Down the drain. 1099 01:07:22,423 --> 01:07:23,621 You know how much money that is? 1100 01:07:23,966 --> 01:07:25,425 You know how much money I could've got for that? 1101 01:07:25,633 --> 01:07:26,749 I didn't tell you to do that. 1102 01:07:26,927 --> 01:07:29,596 - Well, I did it. - You did that on your own. 1103 01:07:29,804 --> 01:07:31,381 Now do you see how serious I am? 1104 01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:35,679 Let me tell you something. 1105 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,723 Jesus, Les! 1106 01:07:43,773 --> 01:07:45,434 I'm trying to tell you something as a friend. 1107 01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:46,682 Okay? 1108 01:07:47,984 --> 01:07:49,692 That chick is not for you. Okay? 1109 01:07:50,653 --> 01:07:51,733 Why? 1110 01:07:52,071 --> 01:07:54,478 Because every time she looks at you you know what she sees? 1111 01:07:55,073 --> 01:07:57,529 A good-lookin' nobody with his nose 1112 01:07:57,743 --> 01:07:58,940 pressed up against the glass. 1113 01:08:00,161 --> 01:08:01,654 I know that hurts. Okay? 1114 01:08:02,454 --> 01:08:03,402 And I'm sorry. 1115 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,035 But Rule number one, man... know where you belong. 1116 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:09,783 I'm not saying they're any better than us, 'cause they're not. 1117 01:08:11,044 --> 01:08:13,120 I am through 1118 01:08:13,337 --> 01:08:15,246 following these people around. 1119 01:08:15,631 --> 01:08:16,911 I'm sick of it. 1120 01:08:17,924 --> 01:08:20,959 She threw us out of that party like we were peons. 1121 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:25,209 It was her birthday party. It was a personal thing. She trusted me, 1122 01:08:26,389 --> 01:08:27,384 man. 1123 01:08:32,101 --> 01:08:33,299 Just listen to me? 1124 01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:37,514 Tomorrow I'm going to take my book and hit all the agencies. 1125 01:08:38,023 --> 01:08:40,513 And you're coming with me. Alright? We're partners now. 1126 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:41,850 Me and you. 1127 01:08:42,944 --> 01:08:45,065 From now on we're going where the lights are green. 1128 01:08:47,656 --> 01:08:48,936 You know what else we can do? 1129 01:08:49,657 --> 01:08:51,945 I'll get your headshots printed up. Alright? 1130 01:08:52,742 --> 01:08:54,949 And I'll call De Niro. 1131 01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:56,775 I'll slip him a headshot. 1132 01:09:01,959 --> 01:09:03,120 Don't worry. 1133 01:09:06,670 --> 01:09:09,077 We're going to have a lot of fun. You don't need that other shit. 1134 01:09:09,296 --> 01:09:10,577 It's just you and me now. 1135 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:12,996 It's going to be great. 1136 01:09:35,025 --> 01:09:36,103 Well, what hurts? 1137 01:09:37,236 --> 01:09:38,433 My stomach. 1138 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:41,022 Well what hurts about it? 1139 01:09:41,404 --> 01:09:42,520 It just hurts. 1140 01:09:43,324 --> 01:09:44,568 What kind of hurt? 1141 01:09:44,949 --> 01:09:47,653 Les, I don't know. I don't feel good. Alright? 1142 01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:50,654 - Jesus. - OK. I just... 1143 01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:52,366 thought you might want to come with me today, 1144 01:09:52,663 --> 01:09:54,536 to see how the whole agency game is played. 1145 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:56,875 I do. I can't. 1146 01:09:57,834 --> 01:09:58,913 Alright. 1147 01:09:59,585 --> 01:10:00,960 I'll bring you back some soup. 1148 01:10:09,386 --> 01:10:11,092 I'm going to be gone a couple of hours 1149 01:10:12,721 --> 01:10:13,919 so if you want to watch TV that's OK. 1150 01:10:16,557 --> 01:10:18,596 Just don't mess around with the computer. Okay? 1151 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:20,756 I won't. 1152 01:10:23,604 --> 01:10:24,767 Alright. 1153 01:10:26,105 --> 01:10:27,481 Hope you feel better. 1154 01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:12,845 Fuck! 1155 01:11:22,566 --> 01:11:23,894 Well, Les... 1156 01:11:26,570 --> 01:11:27,315 Fuck! 1157 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,904 Photo... 1158 01:11:35,368 --> 01:11:36,612 Fuck. 1159 01:12:25,824 --> 01:12:27,365 Sick, my ass! 1160 01:12:37,583 --> 01:12:39,040 You better not be on my computer! 1161 01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,003 What the fuck?! 1162 01:12:50,593 --> 01:12:51,587 Toby?! 1163 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:02,808 Blaine. 1164 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,058 Blaine, I'm scared. 1165 01:14:11,571 --> 01:14:13,943 Don't worry, Robbyn. You're super-safe with me. 1166 01:14:14,739 --> 01:14:15,902 Nobody's going to mess with you. 1167 01:14:20,577 --> 01:14:21,692 Please, don't! 1168 01:14:22,371 --> 01:14:23,486 I can help you! 1169 01:14:24,247 --> 01:14:26,120 I know you've killed 10 people 1170 01:14:27,499 --> 01:14:29,491 but I know you don't want to be a serial killer. 1171 01:14:30,335 --> 01:14:31,710 Let me help you. 1172 01:14:31,919 --> 01:14:33,710 I want to be your friend. 1173 01:14:35,257 --> 01:14:36,287 Friend? 1174 01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:38,753 What's a friend but somebody sitting around 1175 01:14:39,008 --> 01:14:41,333 waiting for a chance to talk about themselves? 1176 01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:48,719 Is that the line? 1177 01:14:48,932 --> 01:14:49,596 Cut! 1178 01:14:50,434 --> 01:14:51,844 No, it isn't, Robbyn, but come on. 1179 01:14:52,727 --> 01:14:54,685 If there's a change you got to go with it. Alright? 1180 01:14:54,937 --> 01:14:57,178 I mean, where'd you go to school, NYU? What kind of shit is this? 1181 01:14:57,398 --> 01:14:58,855 Stay in character. Don't break the fourth wall. 1182 01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:00,180 Okay. 1183 01:15:00,608 --> 01:15:02,233 Toby, excellent. I like what you're doing. 1184 01:15:02,443 --> 01:15:03,818 - Keep it up. - Thanks. 1185 01:15:04,611 --> 01:15:05,561 - You alright? - Yeah. 1186 01:15:05,780 --> 01:15:09,646 Oh crap! we got to reset the whole knife gag with Blaine. 1187 01:15:09,907 --> 01:15:11,864 Come on, get in there and change it! Quick! Again! Let's go! 1188 01:15:14,036 --> 01:15:17,238 I swear to god, cold coffee one more fuckin' time and you're out of here! 1189 01:15:21,832 --> 01:15:23,991 - I told you. - You were right. 1190 01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:25,497 He's incredible, right? 1191 01:15:26,295 --> 01:15:28,334 Where did this kid come up with this stuff? He's awesome. 1192 01:15:28,546 --> 01:15:29,576 It's the real thing. 1193 01:15:30,466 --> 01:15:33,299 Come on, look at that face That's the close-up. 1194 01:15:33,549 --> 01:15:34,630 We need to go tight like that. Right? 1195 01:15:34,842 --> 01:15:37,251 That's the close-up you need. There you got a show. 1196 01:15:41,515 --> 01:15:43,590 Hi, I'm Toby. I play "Toby". 1197 01:15:45,101 --> 01:15:48,218 I mean, I used to be homeless so I think that's why 1198 01:15:48,436 --> 01:15:50,594 they picked me for this job. 1199 01:15:51,189 --> 01:15:53,264 So I know "Toby" pretty well. 1200 01:15:53,690 --> 01:15:56,810 I've had some experiences with violence 1201 01:15:57,486 --> 01:16:01,068 but right now I'm just trying to go where the lights are green. 1202 01:16:05,742 --> 01:16:07,319 It's a reality series show 1203 01:16:08,244 --> 01:16:11,409 about a serial killer who's also a homeless kid. 1204 01:16:12,246 --> 01:16:16,078 Megahip cast because all the people in it are who they are. 1205 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,409 Like Life. 1206 01:16:18,627 --> 01:16:19,741 Like OJ. 1207 01:16:19,961 --> 01:16:21,869 Did that really happen 1208 01:16:22,255 --> 01:16:24,211 or was it just an old reality show? 1209 01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:26,257 Think about that. 1210 01:16:28,426 --> 01:16:30,880 The challenge of the casting 1211 01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:34,670 was finding people who are what they are 1212 01:16:34,889 --> 01:16:37,558 but who also have that star quality. 1213 01:16:37,765 --> 01:16:39,890 Our lead, forget about it. 1214 01:16:40,060 --> 01:16:42,466 He really has it. 1215 01:16:42,978 --> 01:16:46,642 He has such a bright, bright future. 1216 01:16:50,776 --> 01:16:52,685 Hi, I'm Toby. I play "Toby". 1217 01:16:53,611 --> 01:16:56,730 I mean, I used to be homeless so I think that's why 1218 01:16:57,532 --> 01:16:59,240 they picked me for this job. 1219 01:17:00,117 --> 01:17:01,823 Right now I'm just trying to go 1220 01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:02,947 where the lights are green. You know? 1221 01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,239 Christ, now he's stealing my lines! 1222 01:17:08,331 --> 01:17:11,534 I should sue him for plagiarism. 1223 01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:14,117 At least get a writing credit. 1224 01:17:30,598 --> 01:17:32,056 I'm his manager. You could tell me. 1225 01:17:35,103 --> 01:17:36,216 What's the offer? 1226 01:17:39,563 --> 01:17:41,437 He's tied to Slice for another 3 months. 1227 01:17:42,315 --> 01:17:43,857 Can you hold for a second? 1228 01:17:44,692 --> 01:17:45,806 Hello? 1229 01:17:46,778 --> 01:17:50,276 No. No, Premiere does not get the profile 1230 01:17:50,488 --> 01:17:53,240 unless he has a full page. Okay? You got that? 1231 01:17:53,700 --> 01:17:54,979 Call me back. 1232 01:17:55,909 --> 01:17:58,316 Alright. Hold on for a second. 1233 01:17:59,163 --> 01:18:00,158 Hello? 1234 01:18:01,456 --> 01:18:04,206 No, that's T-O-B-Y, no E. 1235 01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:07,116 Yes, he's 20 years old. The scar is real. He got it 1236 01:18:07,335 --> 01:18:09,907 in Central Park, fighting off a pack of wild dogs. 1237 01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:12,165 OK? Thank you. 1238 01:18:13,547 --> 01:18:14,710 Randolyn. Yes. 1239 01:18:15,883 --> 01:18:18,670 No, listen, baby, the offer is fine. Alright? 1240 01:18:18,885 --> 01:18:21,126 The only problem I'm having is the female lead. 1241 01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:24,427 I'm sure she's completely delightful 1242 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,679 but her star is nowhere near Toby's orbit. 1243 01:18:30,519 --> 01:18:33,603 Tell Ridley we appreciate the offer. We'll consider it. 1244 01:18:34,063 --> 01:18:35,688 And that's plus 10 %. 1245 01:18:35,982 --> 01:18:37,357 Thanks, baby. Bye. 1246 01:18:40,026 --> 01:18:40,975 Cheers. 1247 01:18:48,492 --> 01:18:49,488 Did have a nice shower? 1248 01:18:50,118 --> 01:18:51,825 Yeah. Your hot water is amazing. 1249 01:18:52,036 --> 01:18:53,031 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1250 01:18:54,371 --> 01:18:55,402 It really is. 1251 01:18:55,665 --> 01:18:58,200 Look at you, your skin, it's all tingly. 1252 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:00,197 I fixed your shower head. 1253 01:19:00,793 --> 01:19:01,788 Did you? 1254 01:19:10,259 --> 01:19:11,456 Now I told you, 1255 01:19:11,801 --> 01:19:15,383 you can't keep walking around my apartment without any clothes on. 1256 01:19:15,596 --> 01:19:17,089 There are windows. 1257 01:19:20,183 --> 01:19:21,807 I knew you would clean up good. 1258 01:19:23,227 --> 01:19:24,969 Look how beautiful you are. 1259 01:19:41,698 --> 01:19:44,368 K'harma designed the scent all by herself. 1260 01:19:44,827 --> 01:19:47,826 She went to the lab. She picked out all the different smells. 1261 01:19:48,038 --> 01:19:50,908 She came up with the bottle, thanks to you guys. The colors... 1262 01:19:51,123 --> 01:19:54,122 The name, Instant K'harma. Which is so great. 1263 01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:58,668 - Suis generis. It's K'harma. - It evokes desire. And sexiness. 1264 01:19:59,088 --> 01:20:00,118 Excuse me. 1265 01:20:04,091 --> 01:20:05,169 What are you doing here? 1266 01:20:09,845 --> 01:20:11,043 I came to smell you. 1267 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:13,377 So where's Mystique? 1268 01:20:15,683 --> 01:20:17,640 I love the single. 1269 01:20:17,935 --> 01:20:19,050 It's hot. 1270 01:20:19,561 --> 01:20:21,435 I know. I know it's hot. 1271 01:20:24,231 --> 01:20:25,772 It's not about you, you know. 1272 01:20:25,983 --> 01:20:27,144 I know. 1273 01:20:28,235 --> 01:20:30,440 I don't think about you anymore either. 1274 01:20:32,154 --> 01:20:35,025 You look beautiful, baby. Really beautiful. 1275 01:20:36,242 --> 01:20:38,777 - I do miss you, baby. - Really? 1276 01:20:38,993 --> 01:20:41,069 Every day, every night. 1277 01:20:42,287 --> 01:20:43,449 Especially at night. 1278 01:20:44,372 --> 01:20:46,531 How about you? You miss me? 1279 01:20:50,001 --> 01:20:50,915 No. 1280 01:20:52,711 --> 01:20:55,416 Not even just a tiny bit? 1281 01:20:57,590 --> 01:20:58,539 No. 1282 01:21:01,385 --> 01:21:03,093 I knew you did, baby. 1283 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:20,272 Yeah? I wish this guy would shut the fuck up. 1284 01:21:20,691 --> 01:21:21,936 Toby! Will you just take this guy? 1285 01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:24,689 He won't even shut up. He's been calling for a week. 1286 01:21:24,903 --> 01:21:25,852 No, I don't want to take it. 1287 01:21:26,071 --> 01:21:29,070 You have to take this call, man. I am going to freak out. 1288 01:21:30,365 --> 01:21:31,943 He's the most annoying human being I've ever met! 1289 01:21:35,578 --> 01:21:36,491 Yeah? 1290 01:21:37,121 --> 01:21:40,820 Hey. How you doing? Is that really you? Oh my God. 1291 01:21:41,165 --> 01:21:42,660 What do you want? 1292 01:21:43,794 --> 01:21:47,741 I'm just calling to say hi, man. I mean, I saw you on TV. 1293 01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:49,493 Wow. You look great. 1294 01:21:50,547 --> 01:21:52,125 What the fuck do you want, Les? 1295 01:21:52,424 --> 01:21:54,500 You're fuckin' harassing everybody. 1296 01:21:55,343 --> 01:21:56,920 OK, look, I just... 1297 01:21:58,011 --> 01:22:01,096 think maybe we should get together. You know? Try and work this out. 1298 01:22:01,265 --> 01:22:05,178 Because it's like you said, man... Rule number one Friends is Friends. 1299 01:22:05,601 --> 01:22:08,174 No, rule number one, rule number one 1300 01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:10,596 you lied to me, Les. Rule number two... 1301 01:22:10,814 --> 01:22:12,935 you're a fuckin' paparazzi. 1302 01:22:14,150 --> 01:22:15,347 Don't say that. 1303 01:22:15,568 --> 01:22:18,271 That's what you are. You think you're different? 1304 01:22:18,610 --> 01:22:21,280 That's what you are, Les. You're a fuckin' paparazzi. 1305 01:22:21,487 --> 01:22:26,114 - Paparazzi. - Alright. Alright. Watch this. 1306 01:22:26,325 --> 01:22:27,700 You sneak around and you take pictures 1307 01:22:27,951 --> 01:22:31,568 of people and then you lie about it. You fucked the whole thing up, Les. 1308 01:22:31,913 --> 01:22:34,320 You think I'm a paparazzi? Okay watch this. 1309 01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:37,617 I'm going to delete the whole thing. Okay? Here I go. 1310 01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:39,498 Alright? 1311 01:22:39,752 --> 01:22:42,955 Okay. Yeah. You're deleting them. 1312 01:22:43,172 --> 01:22:46,587 I did it. I swear to God! They're gone! 1313 01:22:46,882 --> 01:22:49,455 Like I'm going to believe you. I could believe you now, right? 1314 01:22:49,676 --> 01:22:51,467 Because right now you're telling the truth. Right? 1315 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,924 You tell me you believe me 1316 01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:57,048 or I'm going to fuckin' stab myself in the throat! 1317 01:22:57,266 --> 01:22:59,093 I got a knife to my throat right now! 1318 01:22:59,518 --> 01:23:01,924 Alright look, Les. Calm... 1319 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,678 Look, just calm down. Les, calm down. Okay? 1320 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:07,720 Just tell me you believe me! 1321 01:23:08,232 --> 01:23:10,142 Look just calm down! Calm down! 1322 01:23:11,026 --> 01:23:13,065 I believe you. I believe you. 1323 01:23:13,445 --> 01:23:14,475 Alright? 1324 01:23:14,987 --> 01:23:15,936 I believe you. 1325 01:23:18,782 --> 01:23:19,730 Thank you. 1326 01:23:22,076 --> 01:23:23,321 Look man, 1327 01:23:25,704 --> 01:23:27,577 you fuckin' locked me in your house. 1328 01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,947 Hey, are we going to focus on the negative 1329 01:23:31,166 --> 01:23:32,826 or can we move on to the positive? 1330 01:23:34,086 --> 01:23:37,418 Alright? Come on. I was just calling 1331 01:23:38,839 --> 01:23:40,251 to say how happy I am for you. 1332 01:23:41,008 --> 01:23:44,838 You're doing great. And I started you off, isn't that crazy? 1333 01:23:46,054 --> 01:23:49,884 You'd never would have met that casting chick if it wasn't for me. 1334 01:23:52,057 --> 01:23:53,219 Are you still there? 1335 01:23:53,892 --> 01:23:54,806 Yeah. 1336 01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:59,602 Look how about if we just get together and have a beer? 1337 01:23:59,814 --> 01:24:01,094 Alright? What do you say? 1338 01:24:02,648 --> 01:24:03,645 You know? 1339 01:24:03,983 --> 01:24:05,063 We'll go to Cheeks 1340 01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:07,650 and we'll have a cup of coffee? Alright? 1341 01:24:09,695 --> 01:24:10,609 No. 1342 01:24:14,075 --> 01:24:15,069 Toby? 1343 01:24:29,127 --> 01:24:32,128 You're such a totally awesome guy, Toby. 1344 01:24:34,173 --> 01:24:35,833 Wow. Thanks. 1345 01:24:36,635 --> 01:24:38,258 Ever since Blaine died 1346 01:24:40,052 --> 01:24:42,461 you've taught me so much about being homeless. 1347 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,672 It's kind of beautiful in its own way. 1348 01:24:45,265 --> 01:24:47,506 Yeah. It's got its ups and downs. 1349 01:24:49,811 --> 01:24:52,893 I was going to say ins and outs. 1350 01:24:53,730 --> 01:24:55,308 Cut! Cut! Cut! 1351 01:24:56,190 --> 01:24:58,977 What, Corey?! I'm going with it like you said. 1352 01:24:59,150 --> 01:25:01,108 Yeah, but come on! Is this after-school porno? 1353 01:25:02,487 --> 01:25:03,861 - Is it! - No. 1354 01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:06,026 Look. 1355 01:25:08,367 --> 01:25:10,856 - Tell him how you really feel. - I'm trying. 1356 01:25:11,077 --> 01:25:13,484 Be real for once. Just this one time. 1357 01:25:14,288 --> 01:25:15,864 Okay? Be real. 1358 01:25:16,205 --> 01:25:17,664 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1359 01:25:17,998 --> 01:25:19,327 All right? Tell him. 1360 01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:20,782 Go. 1361 01:25:22,169 --> 01:25:23,330 Let go of my hand. 1362 01:25:26,923 --> 01:25:28,167 Keep rolling. 1363 01:25:31,217 --> 01:25:32,130 Go. 1364 01:25:42,392 --> 01:25:43,970 I love you, Toby. 1365 01:25:46,770 --> 01:25:48,643 I love you so much. 1366 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:04,945 Yeah, I was pretty surprised when Robbyn said that. 1367 01:26:06,035 --> 01:26:09,451 I mean, I think she's really pretty and fun 1368 01:26:09,914 --> 01:26:10,908 but... 1369 01:26:12,081 --> 01:26:14,038 my true feelings are for someone else. 1370 01:26:14,792 --> 01:26:16,749 Someone I met a while ago 1371 01:26:18,253 --> 01:26:20,161 who became very special to me 1372 01:26:21,089 --> 01:26:22,797 and I love her. 1373 01:26:24,299 --> 01:26:27,751 She's a singer. I met her at the Music Awards. 1374 01:26:45,148 --> 01:26:46,264 Hey, baby. 1375 01:26:48,776 --> 01:26:50,650 What're you doing, sitting in here all by yourself? 1376 01:26:51,279 --> 01:26:52,559 I'm just thinking. 1377 01:26:52,821 --> 01:26:53,853 About me? 1378 01:26:59,618 --> 01:27:00,615 No. 1379 01:27:01,786 --> 01:27:03,908 - Why? - You know why. 1380 01:27:04,832 --> 01:27:07,783 Trust me, babe. I'm not going to hurt you again. 1381 01:27:08,541 --> 01:27:10,000 - I love you. - I know but... 1382 01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:12,784 I just can't stop thinking about all the things we used to do. 1383 01:27:13,879 --> 01:27:17,711 Yeah, I was pretty surprised when Robbyn said that. 1384 01:27:18,465 --> 01:27:20,790 But my true feelings are for someone else. 1385 01:27:21,009 --> 01:27:22,254 She's a singer. 1386 01:27:22,802 --> 01:27:24,796 I met her at the Music Awards. 1387 01:27:25,013 --> 01:27:26,341 - Remember how I turned you on, babe? - Don't! 1388 01:27:26,556 --> 01:27:28,097 She was really nice to me 1389 01:27:28,307 --> 01:27:29,801 and I let her down. 1390 01:27:30,017 --> 01:27:31,641 And I know she'll probably 1391 01:27:33,352 --> 01:27:34,347 never forgive me. 1392 01:27:35,814 --> 01:27:38,599 I would like her to know that I'm sorry 1393 01:27:39,274 --> 01:27:40,304 and... 1394 01:27:41,149 --> 01:27:42,265 I know that... 1395 01:27:43,361 --> 01:27:45,732 I wouldn't love anyone as much as I love her. 1396 01:27:46,988 --> 01:27:48,269 I love you, K'harma. 1397 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:50,938 I love you. 1398 01:27:52,033 --> 01:27:56,326 Alright, can we stop now? Please. Okay. 1399 01:27:57,788 --> 01:27:58,949 Toby. 1400 01:28:07,046 --> 01:28:09,120 - I'm sorry. - How could you do that to me?! 1401 01:28:09,338 --> 01:28:11,247 You know how fuckin' humiliating that was?! 1402 01:28:11,590 --> 01:28:13,666 - I didn't mean for that to happen. - You didn't mean?! 1403 01:28:15,343 --> 01:28:18,011 Shut the fuck up! You're such a dick! 1404 01:28:18,178 --> 01:28:20,088 I'm sorry. You've been so nice to me. 1405 01:28:20,305 --> 01:28:23,009 I've been so 'nice' to you! I've been so 'nice' to you! How nice? 1406 01:28:23,223 --> 01:28:25,513 No, you've been more than nice to me. 1407 01:28:25,726 --> 01:28:27,848 I'm sure I have been more than nice. What exactly do you mean? 1408 01:28:28,061 --> 01:28:29,175 What exactly do you mean by that? 1409 01:28:29,395 --> 01:28:31,768 I mean you're a really fuckin' special woman. 1410 01:28:31,981 --> 01:28:36,308 I'm such a fuckin' special woman. Please. 1411 01:28:36,526 --> 01:28:38,519 And I'll never forget what you've done for me. 1412 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:40,979 It's just not... 1413 01:28:41,404 --> 01:28:43,028 Look, it's just... 1414 01:28:43,781 --> 01:28:45,738 - What? - She's a little bit more... 1415 01:28:46,158 --> 01:28:47,439 She's a little bit more what? 1416 01:28:47,826 --> 01:28:49,023 I don't know. 1417 01:28:50,703 --> 01:28:55,115 - And you're a little bit more... - What? I'm a little more 35 , 1418 01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:58,245 and she's a little more 18 with a Barbie doll ass!? 1419 01:28:58,543 --> 01:29:01,459 No, you're putting words in my mouth. That's not what I'm saying. 1420 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,876 That's exactly what you're saying, Toby! 1421 01:29:04,131 --> 01:29:05,375 Why don't you just call a spade a spade? 1422 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:08,127 Listen, I never wanted to hurt you. 1423 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,335 - Well. - I don't want to hurt you. 1424 01:29:10,886 --> 01:29:12,165 Just humiliate me? 1425 01:29:14,723 --> 01:29:16,797 Look, I'll pack my stuff and I'll go. Okay? 1426 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:20,380 I'll get out of here. 1427 01:29:22,687 --> 01:29:24,015 Whatever you want. 1428 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:27,935 I want you to be happy. That's what I want right now. 1429 01:29:29,108 --> 01:29:32,891 So I'll pack everything up and I'll get out of here. 1430 01:29:33,361 --> 01:29:35,519 I'll find a place. 1431 01:29:44,869 --> 01:29:45,819 It's fine. 1432 01:29:48,790 --> 01:29:50,745 Just stay here until you find some where else. 1433 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,371 Really? You sure? 1434 01:29:54,544 --> 01:29:57,082 Yeah. Stay in the back room. 1435 01:29:58,005 --> 01:30:01,207 Alright. I'll move my stuff into the back room and we'll 1436 01:30:01,716 --> 01:30:04,552 just be like living together. 1437 01:30:06,804 --> 01:30:08,427 Be like little roommates. 1438 01:30:10,222 --> 01:30:11,468 Like friends. 1439 01:30:13,267 --> 01:30:16,052 Whatever. Let's go make up your bed. 1440 01:30:31,780 --> 01:30:34,022 Welcome back. This is Nikki Blake. 1441 01:30:34,199 --> 01:30:36,820 Well, awards season is upon us and already 1442 01:30:37,036 --> 01:30:41,031 hundreds of new films and stars are vying for those precious statues... 1443 01:30:41,204 --> 01:30:43,281 I can't concentrate with the TV on. 1444 01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:46,203 What concentrate? 1445 01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:49,038 You pick up the card, you throw it down. A monkey could play this game. 1446 01:30:51,671 --> 01:30:53,295 "Slice of Life" badboy, Toby Grace made 1447 01:30:53,465 --> 01:30:57,413 television history last night by broadcasting his love for reigning 1448 01:30:57,676 --> 01:30:58,255 pop diva K'harma. 1449 01:30:58,468 --> 01:31:02,133 Sources close to the two are keeping mum but it was evident 1450 01:31:02,805 --> 01:31:05,045 at this post-awards party that sparks were beginning to fly. 1451 01:31:05,265 --> 01:31:06,807 Hey, that's Feldman's photo. 1452 01:31:07,808 --> 01:31:09,006 Are we playing cards or what? 1453 01:31:09,226 --> 01:31:10,554 Yeah, we're playing. 1454 01:31:11,645 --> 01:31:14,052 For teenage fans outside the Slice studios in New York, 1455 01:31:14,356 --> 01:31:16,561 the romance meter was off the charts. 1456 01:31:16,773 --> 01:31:19,312 It was the most romantic thing I've ever seen! 1457 01:31:19,609 --> 01:31:22,230 I love you, Toby! I don't care if you're homeless! 1458 01:31:23,279 --> 01:31:24,736 As for the TV Romeo, 1459 01:31:25,030 --> 01:31:28,232 he's keeping any further confessions close to the heart. 1460 01:31:28,658 --> 01:31:31,326 I mean, I appreciate. But I wasn't trying to be romantic. 1461 01:31:32,703 --> 01:31:35,620 When you love someone you just got to go with the flow. 1462 01:31:37,205 --> 01:31:38,321 Oh, that's original. 1463 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:43,834 AT caught up with the object of his affections at her Manhattan hotel. 1464 01:31:44,046 --> 01:31:47,708 All I can say is I'm really, really touched. 1465 01:31:50,258 --> 01:31:50,874 Wow. 1466 01:31:51,175 --> 01:31:53,879 Good for Toby. That's great. 1467 01:31:55,679 --> 01:31:56,674 Why is that great? 1468 01:31:57,847 --> 01:31:59,222 He was always a nice kid. 1469 01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:02,592 Really? He's a jerk. 1470 01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:06,603 What? Why do you say that? 1471 01:32:07,354 --> 01:32:10,556 Because I know him. Come on, I lived with him right here. 1472 01:32:11,441 --> 01:32:12,769 You know what he is? 1473 01:32:12,941 --> 01:32:14,769 He's a backstabbing ungrateful leech. 1474 01:32:15,528 --> 01:32:17,187 No. Really? 1475 01:32:17,779 --> 01:32:19,355 Oh, my God. I could tell you stories, Ricco. 1476 01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:22,945 I'll tell you what he did. He broke into my computer. 1477 01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:27,068 Broke into your computer? What was he looking for? 1478 01:32:27,579 --> 01:32:29,819 I don't know. Bank records, 1479 01:32:30,956 --> 01:32:34,324 account numbers. You know? Personal stuff. Deeply personal. 1480 01:32:40,964 --> 01:32:42,422 He always seemed like a nice kid. 1481 01:32:44,466 --> 01:32:45,581 Why do you keep saying that? 1482 01:32:46,843 --> 01:32:48,965 Because he did. He seemed like a nice kid. 1483 01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:51,963 - I just told you he wasn't. - I know. 1484 01:32:53,890 --> 01:32:56,131 I guess I just liked him. 1485 01:33:02,271 --> 01:33:04,310 A really, really nice kid. 1486 01:33:05,066 --> 01:33:07,103 That's it! what the fuck is wrong with you, man?! Get out! 1487 01:33:07,317 --> 01:33:08,940 Get your cards and get out! 1488 01:33:09,194 --> 01:33:11,981 I never seen you like this. You to chill, bro'. 1489 01:33:12,196 --> 01:33:13,476 Why you be bugging? 1490 01:33:13,655 --> 01:33:16,572 Why I be bugging? why can't you stop talking about Toby this, Toby that!? 1491 01:33:16,741 --> 01:33:19,528 "Toby's a nice kid! Blah blah blah. Feldman's photo." 1492 01:33:20,076 --> 01:33:22,614 Man, if you love the kid so much why don't you marry him?! 1493 01:33:23,747 --> 01:33:26,663 - Just get out. - Was I talking about him that much? 1494 01:33:26,957 --> 01:33:28,617 No, just every fuckin' second! 1495 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:30,832 Goodbye, Ricco. Nice having you. 1496 01:33:31,084 --> 01:33:32,793 - You're wrong, man. - Yeah, I'm wrong. 1497 01:33:51,683 --> 01:33:53,225 Where's that camera I gave you? 1498 01:33:55,646 --> 01:33:59,559 I still got it. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for reminding me, 1499 01:34:00,733 --> 01:34:04,516 because I got something coming up. Something I could really use it for. 1500 01:34:05,653 --> 01:34:08,322 Someone I know is just dying to get his picture taken. 1501 01:34:09,489 --> 01:34:10,818 He used to be a friend of mine. 1502 01:34:17,787 --> 01:34:18,618 Okay. 1503 01:34:20,374 --> 01:34:21,783 You reach out to a guy. 1504 01:34:22,832 --> 01:34:24,327 You try to apologize. 1505 01:34:26,461 --> 01:34:27,789 You say you're sorry, 1506 01:34:28,630 --> 01:34:32,293 just trying to connect on a basic human level and what does he say? 1507 01:34:33,384 --> 01:34:34,462 He says 'no'. 1508 01:34:38,637 --> 01:34:39,668 No. 1509 01:34:40,555 --> 01:34:42,049 Mr. Big TV Star. 1510 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:46,557 He doesn't even want to meet you halfway. 1511 01:34:47,477 --> 01:34:48,390 Fine. 1512 01:35:00,486 --> 01:35:02,527 What goes around comes around, my friend. 1513 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:06,825 Rule number one... You don't mess with Les. 1514 01:35:07,742 --> 01:35:08,905 As simple as that. 1515 01:35:09,745 --> 01:35:11,155 You reap what you sow 1516 01:35:12,747 --> 01:35:13,991 and you are what you eat. 1517 01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:18,077 Let's see what we got here. 1518 01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:41,218 Listen, when get inside we go to E! first 1519 01:35:41,436 --> 01:35:43,426 then Access Hollywood, then Ew. 1520 01:35:43,645 --> 01:35:46,515 And it is absolutely critical we get that shot with Clooney and del Toro. 1521 01:35:47,774 --> 01:35:48,721 Yeah, yeah, yes? 1522 01:35:49,524 --> 01:35:51,518 Hey, it's Gabi. We're going to get out first. 1523 01:35:51,734 --> 01:35:54,520 What do you mean, you're going to get out? No. Toby gets out first. 1524 01:35:54,737 --> 01:35:58,023 No, Dana, K'harma's going to get out first. She going to get halfway up 1525 01:35:58,615 --> 01:36:00,571 - and then Toby's going to get out. - Exactly. Jesus. 1526 01:36:00,951 --> 01:36:02,657 No, Gabi. 1527 01:36:02,868 --> 01:36:05,738 Toby gets out first. Then she gets out when he's a third of the way up. 1528 01:36:05,954 --> 01:36:07,827 Where is he? Which car is he in? 1529 01:36:08,247 --> 01:36:10,406 Would you goddamn hurry up and get in front of them! 1530 01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:13,375 - Fuckin' shit! God dammit! - For fuck's sake! 1531 01:36:13,710 --> 01:36:16,379 Don't let them in. Do not let them get in first. 1532 01:36:16,588 --> 01:36:19,160 Dana, Dana? Guess what? Cut the shit. 1533 01:36:19,381 --> 01:36:21,123 No, Gabi, you cut the fuckin' shit. 1534 01:36:21,340 --> 01:36:24,009 Her last album moved ten million units. 1535 01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:25,718 Yes. Plus foreign. 1536 01:36:25,927 --> 01:36:29,510 Oh really? well, he happens to be the lead in a $90 million movie. 1537 01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:31,382 Why don't we just get out together? 1538 01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:33,761 Shut up. 1539 01:36:34,058 --> 01:36:36,300 She's the celebrity endorsee for Nova Cola, 1540 01:36:36,519 --> 01:36:39,851 domestic and international including Taiwan. 1541 01:36:40,189 --> 01:36:44,186 Fine. She'll get out and then he's going to get out 1542 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,563 when she's a quarter of the way up. 1543 01:36:45,776 --> 01:36:47,104 Love you, mean it. 1544 01:36:48,321 --> 01:36:49,564 It's so much better that you get out second. 1545 01:36:49,780 --> 01:36:52,185 It's much classier. It's much better. 1546 01:36:52,490 --> 01:36:53,900 - Yeah. I don't care. - No. 1547 01:36:54,116 --> 01:36:56,273 You should care. It's big. It means something. 1548 01:36:56,660 --> 01:37:00,278 You have to enjoy this moment. It's everything we've been working for. 1549 01:37:00,705 --> 01:37:02,495 - Get your coat on. - Come on. 1550 01:37:03,330 --> 01:37:04,410 Do a little of this. 1551 01:37:05,165 --> 01:37:06,494 - Are you ready, Byron? - Yeah. 1552 01:37:06,709 --> 01:37:08,119 Alright, let's go. 1553 01:37:17,758 --> 01:37:19,217 K'harma! 1554 01:38:33,901 --> 01:38:34,980 Hey, homeless. 1555 01:39:03,215 --> 01:39:06,334 That's what you are, Les. You're a fuckin’ paparazzi. 1556 01:39:07,593 --> 01:39:08,707 Paparazzi. 1557 01:39:09,637 --> 01:39:11,095 Paparazzi. 1558 01:39:14,140 --> 01:39:17,057 Rule number one... Friends is friends. 1559 01:39:18,769 --> 01:39:21,259 I gave you a job. I gave you a place to sleep. 1560 01:39:21,478 --> 01:39:24,349 When you love someone you just got to go with the flow. 1561 01:39:24,564 --> 01:39:26,024 Go with the flow. 1562 01:39:45,539 --> 01:39:47,745 - You're a fuckin’ paparazzi. - What did I say? 1563 01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:50,990 I said I would take you with me. 1564 01:39:51,418 --> 01:39:53,043 I would take you with me. 1565 01:40:38,496 --> 01:40:39,741 Hey, Les! 1566 01:40:42,207 --> 01:40:43,204 Where're you going? 1567 01:40:45,752 --> 01:40:47,957 - Toby! - Les. 1568 01:40:54,217 --> 01:40:55,592 You look great, man. 1569 01:40:56,427 --> 01:40:57,257 Les. 1570 01:40:59,262 --> 01:41:00,292 I love you, man. 1571 01:41:01,723 --> 01:41:02,802 Wait a minute. Hold it. 1572 01:41:07,977 --> 01:41:09,091 Beautiful! 1573 01:41:09,812 --> 01:41:10,843 Yes! 1574 01:41:15,108 --> 01:41:16,222 Go. Go. Go. 1575 01:45:52,444 --> 01:45:53,856 Welcome back to Access Tonight. 1576 01:45:54,238 --> 01:45:56,278 We're here with our very special guest, 1577 01:45:56,490 --> 01:45:59,159 professional photographer Les Galantine. 1578 01:45:59,451 --> 01:46:01,657 Now let's talk about the picture. 1579 01:46:01,911 --> 01:46:05,196 It's everywhere, the cover of Premiere, Vanity Fair. 1580 01:46:05,455 --> 01:46:06,736 Tell me, how'd you take it? 1581 01:46:06,957 --> 01:46:10,289 Well, first of all, that was a big moment for me, 1582 01:46:11,001 --> 01:46:13,123 us shaking hands like that in front of the whole world. 1583 01:46:14,379 --> 01:46:16,418 But bottom line, Nikki, I'm a photographer. 1584 01:46:17,631 --> 01:46:19,505 Well, I just raised the camera and pow. 1585 01:46:20,384 --> 01:46:22,257 "The shot heard 'round the world." 1586 01:46:24,304 --> 01:46:26,212 Exactly. Yes! 1587 01:46:26,847 --> 01:46:28,341 That's what I was aiming for. 1588 01:46:28,889 --> 01:46:31,215 So, what's next for Les Galantine? 1589 01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:33,839 Sex with you. 1590 01:46:35,186 --> 01:46:37,178 I'm kidding. No, I know your husband. 1591 01:46:37,688 --> 01:46:38,851 He's a great guy. 1592 01:46:40,399 --> 01:46:43,186 I don't know. I'm just going with the flow, you know? 1593 01:46:43,528 --> 01:46:47,357 That's great. well, thank you so much taking the time to talk to us. 1594 01:46:47,571 --> 01:46:50,655 This has been Nikki Blake with Les Galantine signing off. 1595 01:46:50,865 --> 01:46:51,647 Good night. 110682