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Dad's leaving.
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I know.
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He's moving in
with Marion Hughes.
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And you're just
going to let him?
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I'm taking the car tonight.
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How come I've never
seen you before?
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I'm not all that sure
you can see me right now.
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Hey!
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Happy graduation... fuckers.
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Henry! Henry! Henry!
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Where were you?
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I fell asleep in the woods.
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We need more waffles.
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Did you hear about Augusta?
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How are you?
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I'm fine.
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Right. If you need anything,
I want you to call me.
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Mom? Mom.
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Mom.
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Mom.
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Mom, if you don't sit up,
they're gonna call an ambulance.
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Sit up.
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Sit up!
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Thanks. She's okay.
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Hello?
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Matthew?
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It's Henry.
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Henry?
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Dad took off, and Mom had
some sort of breakdown.
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I just thought
that you should know.
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Oh. Okay.
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Okay.
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Later.
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Henry.
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If you ever need somebody
to talk to, I'm available.
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I'm fine.
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Okay. How's your mother?
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How's she doing?
I can stop by the house.
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She's out of town.
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Okay.
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Well, you know where to find me.
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Fucking ministers.
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I've seen you twice
in the last three days.
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Yeah. It's been a shit week.
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Yeah?
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Can I make it $50 over
and get some cash back?
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You're paying me
with your mom's check?
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She's not going to notice.
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I'll tell you what.
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If you want cash, I could use
someone to help me mow.
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I got a bigger customer base
this summer. What do you say?
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Twelve bucks an hour. Free tan.
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- What else you got going on?
- Not a whole lot.
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Sweet. Meet me out front
in the morning at 9:00.
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Don't be late. Tardiness
is the sign of a selfish man.
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Keep this. Take it out
of your first paycheck.
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I'm not letting you buy weed
with the family funds.
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What family?
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I'm supposed to give
these to you.
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Thank you.
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Why?
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Because your mom went crazy.
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Hey.
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Are those Toll House cookies?
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Sweet!
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- She's just a kid, man.
- Yeah.
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Don't worry about it.
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Let's pack it up.
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They say people that meet in grocery
stores usually fall in love at first sight.
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It's a good thing
we met at a party.
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That's it?
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God, I had so much hope for you.
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Wait a sec.
I don't even know your name.
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If you told me that night at the
party, I was kind of shit-faced.
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It's Bette.
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Bette. Bette what?
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Bette Mack.
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I'm Henry.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Since that's what
everyone was chanting
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when you wet yourself
that night.
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I can't believe
I haven't talked to you before.
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How long have you lived here?
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About a month.
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Yeah? Where did you move from?
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Pick a state.
I've seen most of them.
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Strike two.
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Make yourself at home.
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What are you doing
for the 4th of July?
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Well, I suppose I could
hang out with you...
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but you'd probably leave in the
middle without any explanation.
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I won't. I promise.
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Then I guess
we're watching fireworks.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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You called me.
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You didn't have to come home.
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I don't have any summer
classes or anything.
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That's all.
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Well, don't expect anything
to be the way it used to be.
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It's not.
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It was never that good anyway.
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Oh, no! It's not lighting.
I'll get it.
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There you go.
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Hey.
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Oh, wow. You look so good
framed in sparkles.
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People tell me that
all the time.
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Let's go over there.
It's got the best view.
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She has a crush on you.
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Okay. Shh.
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00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:26,732
Okay, biggest fear?
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- Zombies. Yours?
- Thunder.
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00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:31,144
- Favorite color?
- Rainbow.
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- I don't think that's a color.
- Yeah, it is.
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It's seven colors in one.
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- Most embarrassing moment?
- The night we met.
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I was kind of an idiot.
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- I wish I knew you in the 3rd grade.
- Why?
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Because I'd already know
everything about you.
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You live with your parents?
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With my mom.
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Me, too.
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Is your dad off at the jackass
convention with mine?
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Yeah, something like that.
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00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,557
Someone told me that
you were like...
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the Babe Ruth of your team.
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- Not really.
- No?
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I played baseball,
but I quit last season.
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How come?
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- I just felt like it.
- You just felt like it?
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You just woke up one day and you're
like, "I don't like baseball."
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Pretty much.
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Good. Now that's over with.
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What?
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First kiss.
I always hate waiting for it.
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00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,556
Is your mom going to get pissed
if we mess up the kitchen?
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00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,318
She's away. On a trip.
Here, you sit.
140
00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:11,267
I am going to make you
something good.
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00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,604
You can really cook?
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00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,906
The midnight snack
is my specialty.
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00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:18,862
I'm guessing this isn't you.
144
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,082
That's my brother.
He's got all the brains.
145
00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:27,647
That's right. Because you're just
a dumb stoner who hates baseball.
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Pancakes. Ta-da!
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Really? You're ta-da-ing
pancakes?
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00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:35,166
I hate to break it to you,
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00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,583
but frozen waffles are
pretty much the same thing...
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and ten times easier to make.
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I've got waffles.
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Waffles.
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I would say that
this makes us soul mates...
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but if your soul mate is
determined by a frozen waffle...
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then we're all pretty much
screwed, aren't we?
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00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:01,712
What? What?
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00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:03,822
Bette Mack,
you did not just do that.
158
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,238
Yeah, I did. No, no! Not me!
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00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,532
What happened? I heard noises.
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00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,179
- Hey.
- Hey. What...
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Oh, hey! Bette.
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Your brother just squirted me
with pancake syrup.
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Is he always such a jerk?
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Jerk.
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00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,478
What was that?
Four, maybe five seconds?
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
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Wrong answer. Give me your hand.
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Come on. Okay.
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So, feel that spot? Right there?
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Remember that spot. Hopefully
you'll be seeing more of it.
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Good Lord.
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I lied.
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What?
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00:18:58,905 --> 00:18:59,864
My mom's not away.
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00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,396
Where is she?
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She's in the next room.
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Oh, my...
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Shh.
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I hope the walls are thick.
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She hasn't gotten up
for a while.
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How long's a while?
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A few weeks.
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Is that how long
your dad's been gone?
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Yeah.
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They always go out
with a bang, don't they?
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Yes, they do.
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Hey! It was so nice
meeting you.
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I'm late for work.
I'll see you later, okay?
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- See ya!
- Bye!
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- Did you sleep out here?
- You were...
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00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:19,311
So I just...
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00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,461
You don't need to sleep
on the porch
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just because I have
a girl in the house.
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00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,566
She left her gum in the kitchen.
195
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:26,676
So are you the gum police?
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It's unsanitary.
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Motherfucker.
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00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,703
Are you spying on us? What did
you think you were going to see?
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- I just wanted to see...
- Why don't you go inside...
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and see what your screwing
around has done to her?
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I don't want...
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Go fucking look at her.
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00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,988
Well, that was productive.
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Shut up.
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Do you want him to come back
or do you want him to stay away?
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I want him to go fuck himself.
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00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,350
I'm going to the store later
if you need anything.
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Quinoa, kelp, spelt.
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00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:41,979
- Oh, no. Mom...
- I'm not dead.
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00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,856
I'm just re-evaluating.
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00:22:14,318 --> 00:22:16,658
Hey, Harvard! What!
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00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,650
I almost didn't recognize you
without your little PJs on.
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00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:21,760
Did Henry tell you
that I work here?
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00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:23,946
No, actually... No, he did not.
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00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:25,864
Let's see what you got here.
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00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,972
Millet, vitamin C, shampoo.
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00:22:29,854 --> 00:22:31,158
Let's see.
Greasy hair or dry hair?
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00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:32,194
- Dry.
- Right.
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00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:34,074
Yes. Try this.
220
00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,682
It's got rattlesnake jizz
or something in it.
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I don't know.
It's supposed to work miracles.
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- I'm going to pay now.
- Hold on.
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- You only got half your stuff.
- That's fine...
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Soy milk is over there.
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00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,462
- I'll grab your colon cleanse.
- That's not for me.
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00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,495
Don't worry, I'm an expert.
Too much cascara sagrada
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and you will not be able
to leave the house.
228
00:22:52,219 --> 00:22:53,638
You could, but
it wouldn't be pretty.
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And you don't strike me as the
type who likes to poop in public.
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All right.
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I got your colon cleanse.
Let's ring you up, buttercup.
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Awesome!
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Let me know how it all goes.
With your colon and all.
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Miss me?
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You have no idea.
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I think someone still owes me
a couple of orgasms.
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I think that I like you a lot,
Bette Mack
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I think you do, too
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What would you like to do
with your life, Henry Iris?
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That's a good question, Bette.
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I think I would like to do this.
242
00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:55,857
And that. Lots and lots of that.
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Seriously.
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What would I like to do
with the rest of my life?
245
00:25:08,823 --> 00:25:12,429
I don't know. What would you like
to do with the rest of your life?
246
00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:19,564
Well, I'd like to save
the whales, cure cancer...
247
00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:22,748
and make lots and lots
of waffles.
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00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,083
I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to do yet.
249
00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:32,492
I think I'd like
to figure it out with you.
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00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,656
Wow. I didn't know
anyone was down here.
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00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,947
- Who are you?
- I'm Henry's new girlfriend.
252
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,479
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
253
00:26:22,362 --> 00:26:25,239
My mom tells me that
I scare her all the time.
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Because I don't make any noise
when I move.
255
00:26:28,576 --> 00:26:29,957
Maybe I should wear some bells.
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00:26:32,297 --> 00:26:36,018
I'm Bette, by the way. I'm
guessing you're Henry's mom.
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Augusta.
258
00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:42,309
Henry was saying that
you're having a bad time.
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I didn't realize it was so bad.
260
00:26:44,956 --> 00:26:46,337
I wasn't expecting
to see anybody.
261
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,601
Oh, my God. No. Don't apologize.
262
00:26:49,445 --> 00:26:52,935
I'm the one who suddenly appears in
your kitchen at three in the morning.
263
00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:57,807
My mom did the complete opposite
when my dad cut off on her.
264
00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:00,991
She started wearing slutty
clothes, got her hair dyed...
265
00:27:02,065 --> 00:27:02,986
her bellybutton pierced.
266
00:27:03,677 --> 00:27:05,480
I think you're doing
the better thing.
267
00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:09,623
You know? Freak out, right off
the top. Get it out of the way.
268
00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:13,689
When my mom did hit bottom...
269
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:18,522
You are looking like a
supermodel compared to her.
270
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:20,440
Damn!
271
00:27:21,284 --> 00:27:23,586
Just stay in bed
until the pain checks out.
272
00:27:25,351 --> 00:27:26,310
It won't be long, though.
273
00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,570
I can tell you're
on the upswing.
274
00:27:31,373 --> 00:27:33,637
He forgot to take
his rabbit's foot.
275
00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:42,076
Yeah, I know it's silly.
It's just a goddamn keychain.
276
00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:45,260
But I think
he would've wanted it.
277
00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,914
What's up with you
and this Bette chick?
278
00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:01,871
How did you hear about that?
279
00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:03,060
Small town. People talk.
280
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,515
Yeah, no shit.
281
00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,162
Is she hot?
282
00:28:09,044 --> 00:28:09,620
Yeah.
283
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:11,921
She's nice.
284
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,226
- Nice?
- She's nice.
285
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,990
Oh, my God. This is serious.
286
00:28:15,335 --> 00:28:16,640
You're really into
this Bette girl.
287
00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:17,791
Hey.
288
00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,205
- What can I get you?
- I'll have a draft.
289
00:28:24,158 --> 00:28:25,539
- There you go.
- Thanks.
290
00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:29,337
Holy shit!
291
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,751
You sure have grown up,
haven't you?
292
00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:34,823
Yeah. I guess.
293
00:28:36,971 --> 00:28:39,196
I remember when you were the
pervy freshman in gym class...
294
00:28:39,503 --> 00:28:40,922
trying to look up my shorts.
295
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:45,411
Yeah. I'm sorry about that.
296
00:28:47,175 --> 00:28:48,173
I actually didn't mind.
297
00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,617
I'm Janeen, in case you forgot.
298
00:28:57,609 --> 00:28:58,799
I'll see you around, Henry.
299
00:29:05,934 --> 00:29:08,811
Oh, my God. Dude, go get her.
300
00:29:09,693 --> 00:29:10,461
- Nope.
- Oh, really?
301
00:29:11,304 --> 00:29:13,606
Oh, my God. This is serious.
You really like this Bette girl.
302
00:29:14,412 --> 00:29:14,987
Come on.
303
00:29:15,831 --> 00:29:17,250
- Slow down.
- No, it's great!
304
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:18,938
Easy, old timer.
305
00:29:35,549 --> 00:29:36,354
You slept out here?
306
00:29:38,157 --> 00:29:38,618
Yeah.
307
00:29:42,185 --> 00:29:46,098
I was waiting for Bette,
but she never came.
308
00:29:46,942 --> 00:29:51,507
I think you should tell me if she's
going to be spending a lot of time here...
309
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:56,110
and if she is, I think we should
work out some kind of schedule.
310
00:29:57,722 --> 00:29:58,834
Why do we need a schedule?
311
00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:00,599
She's very disruptive.
312
00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:04,857
What the fuck
is there to disrupt?
313
00:30:05,701 --> 00:30:07,887
This place was like a tomb
until you came home.
314
00:30:14,217 --> 00:30:18,859
My God! My mother
is driving me crazy!
315
00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:22,963
Why does she have luggage?
316
00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:24,690
I cannot deal with her.
317
00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:27,452
What happened?
318
00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:29,983
Can I just stay here awhile?
319
00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:34,855
Yeah. Of course you can.
320
00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,278
Got you in the butt!
Got you in the butt!
321
00:31:34,929 --> 00:31:37,653
Rise and shine!
322
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:41,757
Or maybe just sit up and
twinkle. No need to overexert.
323
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:43,484
Ta-da!
324
00:31:44,289 --> 00:31:45,363
I don't watch TV.
325
00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:47,780
It is never too late to start.
326
00:31:48,624 --> 00:31:51,463
I would recommend you start
with a few talk shows...
327
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,797
then work your way up to a good,
healthy soap addiction.
328
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,825
Steamed kale? Really?
This is not depression food.
329
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,396
Matthew really needs
to get with the program.
330
00:32:02,818 --> 00:32:03,853
We are in DEFCON 3, people!
331
00:32:04,352 --> 00:32:06,040
You need Springer,
snack food, trash mags.
332
00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:08,418
I'm gonna get some Cheetos.
You know why?
333
00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:12,024
Today's goal is to be bloated
and brain-dead by noon.
334
00:32:12,907 --> 00:32:16,589
I want you five pounds overweight
by the time I get home from work.
335
00:32:22,305 --> 00:32:23,993
You know I live here now, right?
336
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:27,139
Okay.
337
00:32:39,107 --> 00:32:40,297
What was your mom like?
338
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,291
Like, before?
339
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:44,746
She made me feel safe.
340
00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:48,774
She came to all my games.
341
00:32:49,657 --> 00:32:53,109
She cut my hair,
made brownies...
342
00:32:53,992 --> 00:32:54,759
gave me advice.
343
00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,825
Girl advice?
344
00:32:59,669 --> 00:33:02,009
Aw, what girls?
You're the only girl I know.
345
00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:04,272
I'm the best girl you know.
346
00:33:09,643 --> 00:33:13,441
I just wish that you knew my mom
back when she was normal.
347
00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:16,356
Your mom is plenty normal.
348
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,543
Being sad doesn't mean
you're crazy.
349
00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:21,343
Being crazy means you're crazy.
350
00:33:22,225 --> 00:33:22,724
Yeah?
351
00:33:24,182 --> 00:33:25,026
What's the difference?
352
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,634
Trust me, once you've seen
crazy...
353
00:33:28,517 --> 00:33:31,087
you never forget
what it looks like.
354
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:32,698
Ever.
355
00:33:35,652 --> 00:33:37,877
Henry! It's time for work!
356
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,654
Your yard looks like shit,
amigo.
357
00:33:50,536 --> 00:33:54,564
Yeah, well, talk to my dad.
He used to mow it.
358
00:33:55,446 --> 00:33:57,057
I'm not going to pick up
his fucking slack.
359
00:34:34,805 --> 00:34:35,304
Henry?
360
00:34:39,638 --> 00:34:40,329
Henry.
361
00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,242
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
362
00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:47,848
Is your mother still away?
363
00:34:49,497 --> 00:34:50,993
She's home.
364
00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:54,446
Okay. Well, if you need
anything, let me know.
365
00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:55,788
Yeah.
366
00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,893
You should probably take that
joint out of your pocket
367
00:35:00,085 --> 00:35:01,236
before it burns your dick off.
368
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:17,885
Apparently...
369
00:35:19,572 --> 00:35:20,800
every week on this show...
370
00:35:21,682 --> 00:35:23,946
someone inexplicably comes down
with hypothermia...
371
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,516
and has to get naked with their
sworn enemy...
372
00:35:26,554 --> 00:35:30,851
which they just happen to have
amazing sexual chemistry with...
373
00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:32,845
in order to stay alive.
374
00:35:33,728 --> 00:35:34,533
You're going to live!
375
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,104
Oh. Okay.
376
00:35:37,947 --> 00:35:40,057
I find that rather...
convenient.
377
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,159
So...
378
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,072
it's my birthday.
379
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:54,711
It is?
380
00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,956
I'm sorry, Matty.
381
00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,335
I forgot.
382
00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:09,519
No, it's just...
383
00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:11,897
I was thinking about
those birthday hats
384
00:36:12,473 --> 00:36:13,739
that you always
used to make me...
385
00:36:14,276 --> 00:36:17,344
and I was thinking about how I
never appreciated them much...
386
00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:21,794
and thought maybe I could've
been a nicer kid.
387
00:36:27,242 --> 00:36:27,817
No.
388
00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:31,001
I should've been
a better mother.
389
00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:07,674
Oh, my God.
390
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,779
Your dad was kind of
a hippie when he was young.
391
00:37:12,661 --> 00:37:13,505
Yeah, I guess.
392
00:37:14,388 --> 00:37:18,377
That photo of him upstairs,
he's all normal and dad-like.
393
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,449
I wonder why people do that.
394
00:37:22,098 --> 00:37:24,170
- Do what?
- Change.
395
00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:27,315
Is that his art studio out back?
396
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,343
Yeah, it was his art studio.
397
00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:33,223
Let's go check it out.
398
00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:35,410
- No.
- How come?
399
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,016
Because I can think of about
a thousand better things to do.
400
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,819
Oh, yeah? Like what?
401
00:37:43,312 --> 00:37:44,501
Are we going to have a nooner?
402
00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:47,455
I got to get all I can
while you can still stand me.
403
00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:51,560
I'm so cold!
Marcos, don't let me die!
404
00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:54,705
I will not let you die,
Francesca.
405
00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:04,487
I saw some old pictures
of you downstairs.
406
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,633
You are hiding quite the rack
underneath that shirt.
407
00:38:08,515 --> 00:38:11,623
Might want to think about letting
the ladies see the sun again someday.
408
00:38:12,505 --> 00:38:15,152
Even the Bible says not to hide
your light under a bushel.
409
00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:16,801
Let them out!
410
00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:19,870
It's Matthew's birthday today.
411
00:38:20,638 --> 00:38:21,673
Really?
412
00:38:22,556 --> 00:38:25,241
And I forgot.
He had to tell me.
413
00:38:27,427 --> 00:38:28,156
Hey, don't worry.
414
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,918
I will bake a cake,
light some candles
415
00:38:31,801 --> 00:38:33,949
and sing out of tune,
all that good stuff.
416
00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:35,637
How old is he?
417
00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:38,782
He's 25.
418
00:38:40,394 --> 00:38:43,769
Wow. He does not seem 25.
419
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,112
I know.
420
00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:50,291
I'm on it. I got it. I got it.
421
00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:56,122
She's insane.
422
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,060
Happy birthday!
423
00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:07,860
Henry's bringing pizza home.
424
00:39:07,975 --> 00:39:09,203
I told him to get veggie
for you,
425
00:39:09,356 --> 00:39:10,776
so make sure you
come down for dinner.
426
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,118
Yes, I will do that.
427
00:39:12,732 --> 00:39:16,453
Hey, I've got a girl for you.
You can thank me later.
428
00:39:17,297 --> 00:39:19,676
She's a vegan, but not opposed
to candles made with animal fat.
429
00:39:20,251 --> 00:39:24,010
And she really, really...
wants to meet you.
430
00:39:28,959 --> 00:39:32,565
Iris, Henry. Two Vegetarians
and a Meat Lovers Deluxe.
431
00:39:34,445 --> 00:39:35,442
Henry?
432
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,508
We met...
433
00:39:40,391 --> 00:39:41,772
I know where we met.
434
00:39:42,616 --> 00:39:44,227
I'm afraid I didn't make
a good impression.
435
00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:46,874
I'm sorry about everything.
436
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:48,408
Henry.
437
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:00,300
Let me talk to him.
438
00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,318
Are we enemies now?
439
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,622
We're not anything now.
440
00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:13,305
I didn't leave you. I left your
mother. You're too young to understand.
441
00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,719
You're right. You didn't do anything
wrong. You're fucking perfect.
442
00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,023
Can we talk about this, please?
443
00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,442
You lied to me.
444
00:40:22,473 --> 00:40:26,271
Yes. I'm sorry.
What can I do to fix it?
445
00:40:43,687 --> 00:40:44,377
Hey...
446
00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:49,134
Where are you going?
447
00:40:52,932 --> 00:40:53,776
Hey, come here.
448
00:41:05,936 --> 00:41:07,356
Wow.
449
00:41:08,238 --> 00:41:09,811
Your dad is
a really good artist.
450
00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:12,151
Yeah. Yeah, he is.
451
00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:16,869
What's wrong?
452
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,086
I saw my dad today with Marion.
453
00:41:26,536 --> 00:41:29,298
I used to love to come in here
as a kid and watch him paint.
454
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:43,645
Did you make that?
455
00:41:45,065 --> 00:41:45,678
With my dad.
456
00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:51,893
It's okay to remember the things
that you liked about him.
457
00:41:54,885 --> 00:41:56,074
I don't want to remember.
458
00:42:26,341 --> 00:42:29,027
Matthew? I've got
your birthday cake.
459
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,671
It's gluten-free
with non-dairy frosting.
460
00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:36,545
Happy birthday
Happy, happy birthday
461
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,729
Happy birthday
Happy birthday, Matt
462
00:42:42,798 --> 00:42:44,525
Fine, I'll blow out
your candles.
463
00:42:48,859 --> 00:42:51,276
Don't worry.
I made you a really good wish.
464
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,232
Got some pizza.
465
00:43:13,986 --> 00:43:14,983
Did Matthew like his cake?
466
00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:17,937
Okay, seriously?
He's got some issues.
467
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,738
And I know it's not like
you don't know.
468
00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:23,691
I just don't understand how
he can be getting his PhD...
469
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,952
and not be able to have a
conversation without shitting himself.
470
00:43:27,758 --> 00:43:29,292
Shouldn't Harvard
have fixed that by now?
471
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,594
He's been like that
since he was a little boy.
472
00:43:34,356 --> 00:43:36,082
Does your mother know that
you're living here?
473
00:43:36,734 --> 00:43:41,836
Yeah. I just don't want to live
with her. She's a little unstable.
474
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,135
- And I'm the pillar of sanity?
- But you have your reasons.
475
00:43:46,018 --> 00:43:47,437
I mean, she does, too...
476
00:43:48,281 --> 00:43:52,079
but the guys she has picked since my
dad left are so frickin' foul, it's...
477
00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:53,767
Where's your father?
478
00:43:57,488 --> 00:44:00,173
Last I heard, Tennessee.
479
00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:02,858
He doesn't exactly
keep in touch.
480
00:44:09,303 --> 00:44:09,840
What is that?
481
00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:13,408
That's Henry. He's smashing
stuff in the studio.
482
00:44:14,597 --> 00:44:15,326
Why?
483
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,896
He's trying to figure
some things out.
484
00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:10,643
Hey.
485
00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:12,369
Can I come in?
486
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,402
Yeah.
487
00:45:17,394 --> 00:45:18,622
I brought you some coffee.
488
00:45:22,228 --> 00:45:22,765
Thanks.
489
00:45:28,212 --> 00:45:29,133
Are you okay?
490
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,780
I just need to clear my head.
491
00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,002
Okay.
492
00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:39,107
I invited over a potential girlfriend
for Matthew for dinner tonight...
493
00:45:39,951 --> 00:45:42,904
so they will probably need our
help in the conversation department.
494
00:45:51,037 --> 00:45:52,687
I'm just going to stay
out here for a while.
495
00:46:21,304 --> 00:46:22,110
Hey.
496
00:46:24,104 --> 00:46:26,866
I was just pruning out
the dead limbs.
497
00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:29,168
Stimulates growth.
498
00:46:30,012 --> 00:46:30,741
I'm a professional.
499
00:46:34,769 --> 00:46:36,380
Do you have a cigarette
I can borrow?
500
00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,336
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
501
00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:43,093
Take the whole pack.
502
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,226
- Do you have a lighter?
- Yeah.
503
00:46:57,057 --> 00:46:57,555
Good catch.
504
00:47:05,995 --> 00:47:06,609
Your first time?
505
00:47:08,872 --> 00:47:09,562
Yeah.
506
00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:16,352
Who are you, anyway?
507
00:47:17,196 --> 00:47:17,887
I'm Jeff.
508
00:47:19,230 --> 00:47:19,958
Thanks, Jeff.
509
00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:21,378
You're welcome.
510
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,631
- Hi!
- Hi!
511
00:47:29,702 --> 00:47:31,121
I brought my famous
green tea pudding.
512
00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:34,382
Awesome! Just put it in the kitchen
over there. I'll go grab Matthew.
513
00:47:35,226 --> 00:47:36,991
I really think you two
are going to hit it off.
514
00:47:37,489 --> 00:47:38,832
- I hope so.
- Yay!
515
00:47:45,392 --> 00:47:48,883
Did Bette tell you about our vegan
bargain points down at the store?
516
00:47:49,727 --> 00:47:50,225
Oh, yeah.
517
00:47:51,108 --> 00:47:53,678
Ten percent of every vegan item
goes to Guatemalan orphans...
518
00:47:54,522 --> 00:47:57,706
who lost their village due to
capitalist rape of their habitat.
519
00:48:00,429 --> 00:48:02,846
Did I tell you that Matthew
is getting his Ph. D.?
520
00:48:03,729 --> 00:48:05,685
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
521
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:08,946
It's chemistry, right, Matthew?
522
00:48:11,631 --> 00:48:15,851
Yes. Chemistry. Organic. Carbon
and oxygen based... compounds.
523
00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:17,922
That is fantastic.
524
00:48:18,805 --> 00:48:22,526
You could invent a new fuel and save
us all from blood-soaked petroleum.
525
00:48:23,830 --> 00:48:25,940
Yeah. Yes. Yes.
526
00:48:31,732 --> 00:48:35,837
Why don't you take Annie to the
farmers' market this weekend?
527
00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:43,049
Come on. It will be so much fun.
528
00:48:43,893 --> 00:48:48,458
I'd love to go. I heard that
they're getting a new melon.
529
00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:51,565
Excuse me.
530
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,902
I'll be right back.
Just a second.
531
00:48:56,207 --> 00:48:57,473
Matthew. Hey.
532
00:48:58,317 --> 00:49:01,424
- What's wrong?
- Why did... I didn't want to meet her.
533
00:49:02,268 --> 00:49:06,948
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to get out
and have a good time with a nice girl.
534
00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:08,444
No.
535
00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:15,656
I'm sorry.
He's just a little nervous.
536
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,958
But I really think
that he likes you.
537
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,451
- You think?
- Trust me.
538
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,369
- Call you tomorrow?
- Okay.
539
00:49:22,945 --> 00:49:23,673
Awesome.
540
00:49:24,556 --> 00:49:26,435
- Thanks for the pudding!
- Sure!
541
00:49:33,647 --> 00:49:37,100
I'm sorry. I just wanted you
to have a good time.
542
00:49:37,982 --> 00:49:40,361
I really think a girl would make
a big difference in your life.
543
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,624
Give you a little confidence.
544
00:49:43,468 --> 00:49:46,997
Why don't you make a list of all the
qualities you're looking for in a girl...
545
00:49:47,841 --> 00:49:50,450
and then I could go scout around
for the perfect one?
546
00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,130
Or maybe you could just tell me
to fuck off.
547
00:49:55,974 --> 00:49:57,009
Yeah. That.
548
00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:28,466
It's okay. It's just me.
549
00:50:33,951 --> 00:50:37,365
I'm going to sleep in here tonight so
you can get used to being around a girl.
550
00:50:39,092 --> 00:50:40,319
Just think of it as therapy.
551
00:50:41,854 --> 00:50:42,506
Okay.
552
00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:46,764
Good night.
553
00:51:02,454 --> 00:51:03,720
Jesus, you look like shit.
554
00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:06,443
Get up. Got to go.
555
00:51:09,282 --> 00:51:11,507
What the hell is this?
Did you make this thing?
556
00:51:14,461 --> 00:51:14,998
Yeah.
557
00:51:16,877 --> 00:51:17,913
It's the inside of my head.
558
00:51:18,757 --> 00:51:20,177
You probably shouldn't
advertise that.
559
00:51:26,276 --> 00:51:27,465
Hey, listen.
560
00:51:28,347 --> 00:51:33,066
I can cover for you for a couple days,
then I'm really going to need you back.
561
00:51:35,905 --> 00:51:36,442
All right?
562
00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:49,906
Seriously? I'm the first girl
who's ever been in your room?
563
00:51:50,789 --> 00:51:51,786
What about at school?
564
00:51:52,668 --> 00:51:54,778
I did have a lab partner over
a few times freshman year.
565
00:51:55,622 --> 00:51:56,083
Okay.
566
00:51:56,888 --> 00:51:57,924
Did you kiss her?
567
00:51:58,806 --> 00:51:59,267
Once.
568
00:51:59,842 --> 00:52:00,763
Then what happened?
569
00:52:01,722 --> 00:52:03,601
I got the feeling
I wasn't very good at it.
570
00:52:04,445 --> 00:52:06,670
Mostly because she told me
and then she dropped the class.
571
00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:08,819
What? She's so rude...
572
00:52:09,701 --> 00:52:10,622
Henry. Henry.
573
00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:11,964
Hi.
574
00:52:13,268 --> 00:52:14,151
How are you?
575
00:52:15,033 --> 00:52:15,915
Do we have any waffles?
576
00:52:16,529 --> 00:52:19,214
Yeah. I think there's a couple
boxes in the freezer.
577
00:52:29,265 --> 00:52:32,564
Is there anything else you want?
That I can get for you?
578
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,382
No. I'm good.
579
00:53:23,048 --> 00:53:26,155
"Our step-by-step guide to..."
580
00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:30,643
"Married and divorced women are
precluded from taking their vows."
581
00:53:32,715 --> 00:53:34,019
Goddammit!
582
00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:44,875
Hey.
583
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,448
Hey.
584
00:53:51,051 --> 00:53:51,934
Are we still together?
585
00:54:24,771 --> 00:54:25,807
Annie asked about you today.
586
00:54:26,382 --> 00:54:27,226
Why are you...
587
00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:29,336
She wants to know
if you like her.
588
00:54:29,796 --> 00:54:32,635
Yes. No. I don't...
What are you doing?
589
00:54:34,284 --> 00:54:34,821
Matthew.
590
00:54:38,082 --> 00:54:39,386
We're going to have sex.
591
00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:43,645
I think once we get you past your
first time, you're going to be fine.
592
00:54:45,486 --> 00:54:46,675
Why are you doing this?
593
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:48,670
Because you need me to.
594
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:28,448
Do you think you can go to the
store and get me some more beer?
595
00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:29,790
We're out.
596
00:56:30,672 --> 00:56:34,815
Yeah. I mean, yes. Yes.
597
00:56:36,158 --> 00:56:36,657
Thanks.
598
00:57:07,729 --> 00:57:08,305
Hey.
599
00:57:09,954 --> 00:57:11,067
Need another pack?
600
00:57:13,522 --> 00:57:14,212
Here.
601
00:57:17,857 --> 00:57:18,356
Thanks.
602
00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:21,271
I like your robe.
603
00:57:23,995 --> 00:57:25,222
I'm sorry,
did you say something?
604
00:57:25,414 --> 00:57:27,639
Your robe. I like it.
605
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:31,398
Some summer, huh?
606
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,147
I suppose.
607
00:57:39,991 --> 00:57:42,101
Hey, do you mind if I come up?
608
00:57:44,326 --> 00:57:47,088
It's just kind of hard
to talk like this.
609
00:57:52,574 --> 00:57:53,072
Okay.
610
00:57:53,725 --> 00:57:54,530
Yeah? Okay.
611
00:58:07,765 --> 00:58:09,875
I came up to tell you that
smoking is bad for you.
612
00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:15,552
What?
613
00:58:16,358 --> 00:58:19,580
It looks exactly like
I thought it would.
614
00:58:20,462 --> 00:58:23,915
That's rare... when a place
lives up to your imagination.
615
00:58:24,797 --> 00:58:27,981
I'm sorry. You must think
I'm a little off.
616
00:58:28,863 --> 00:58:30,206
You must think I'm a little off.
617
00:58:31,088 --> 00:58:34,733
No. No, I've never really been
one to make judgments.
618
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,955
People are usually too busy
making them about me.
619
00:58:38,837 --> 00:58:42,558
People drive by this window
and they slow down...
620
00:58:43,402 --> 00:58:46,011
and look up like there's going
to be something to see.
621
00:58:46,855 --> 00:58:48,620
Yeah? Moon the bastards.
622
00:58:49,463 --> 00:58:52,647
I was thinking about getting a
recording of a woman screaming...
623
00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:54,719
and blasting it out the window.
624
00:58:57,404 --> 00:59:00,358
Let me know. I could hook you up.
I got a pretty decent sound system.
625
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:06,419
We could rig up a dummy,
give it a wig...
626
00:59:07,263 --> 00:59:10,984
and you could chuck it out the
window when the cars go by.
627
00:59:20,114 --> 00:59:23,567
Well, I guess
I should get going.
628
00:59:24,411 --> 00:59:25,370
Thanks for the cigarettes.
629
00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:26,559
Yeah, any time.
Just call me.
630
00:59:27,403 --> 00:59:31,124
Seriously, it's 68-GRASS.
It's easy.
631
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:33,579
I asked the phone company
for it specially.
632
00:59:34,116 --> 00:59:35,305
Oh, because you do lawns.
633
00:59:37,108 --> 00:59:37,607
That, too.
634
00:59:39,870 --> 00:59:40,369
See you.
635
00:59:45,663 --> 00:59:48,923
So, now that you've done it,
how do you feel?
636
00:59:49,806 --> 00:59:50,726
Are you a new man today?
637
00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:52,721
I think we might
have to do it again.
638
00:59:53,565 --> 00:59:55,867
Just to make sure
that I got it right.
639
00:59:56,711 --> 00:59:59,204
Once is a lesson.
Twice is a relationship.
640
01:00:00,048 --> 01:00:01,813
And I'm still in love
with Henry.
641
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,493
Ready to go with Annie now?
642
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,142
Did she even like me?
643
01:00:08,718 --> 01:00:10,674
Of course she did. She's all
into that brainy stuff.
644
01:00:10,789 --> 01:00:13,436
When I said Ph. D.,
she got twitchy.
645
01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:17,196
I may not even finish my thesis.
646
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:20,303
What's the holdup?
647
01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,021
If I finish, I have to graduate
and get a job.
648
01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,435
- Isn't that the point?
- In theory.
649
01:00:29,279 --> 01:00:32,885
There's not a lot of people out
there with a brain quite like yours...
650
01:00:33,768 --> 01:00:36,722
so I'm thinking that God
or Buddha or whatever...
651
01:00:37,604 --> 01:00:38,985
they wouldn't have
given it to you...
652
01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:42,399
unless they knew you were going
to do something kick-ass with it.
653
01:01:02,922 --> 01:01:04,303
They say practice makes perfect.
654
01:01:05,186 --> 01:01:06,260
You're funny, Matthew.
655
01:01:13,932 --> 01:01:15,428
Did you sleep with him?
656
01:01:19,303 --> 01:01:20,377
I'm not going to lie to you.
657
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,174
What are you doing?
658
01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,086
I guess I'm leaving.
659
01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,315
- You're leaving?
- I'm really sorry.
660
01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:15,502
I didn't mean
to screw anything up.
661
01:02:15,694 --> 01:02:16,307
No, you didn't.
662
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,412
You didn't screw anything up.
663
01:02:38,864 --> 01:02:39,593
You motherfucker!
664
01:02:42,738 --> 01:02:44,695
Fucking asshole!
665
01:02:45,577 --> 01:02:48,032
That's enough! Stop it!
That's enough! Henry!
666
01:02:48,914 --> 01:02:50,257
Stop it, Henry! Get off!
667
01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:53,288
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Can you stand?
668
01:02:54,669 --> 01:02:55,167
Henry!
669
01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:58,236
Oh, God, you're bleeding!
670
01:02:58,505 --> 01:02:59,771
Go check on Henry.
671
01:03:10,550 --> 01:03:12,967
- Henry's gone. Can you find him?
- Yeah.
672
01:03:13,811 --> 01:03:14,847
It's going to be okay.
673
01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:23,133
Henry?
674
01:03:30,728 --> 01:03:31,687
Rough day?
675
01:03:33,759 --> 01:03:34,296
Yeah.
676
01:03:35,753 --> 01:03:36,597
You want another one?
677
01:03:37,441 --> 01:03:38,937
I want a lot of things.
678
01:03:39,781 --> 01:03:41,584
I'm glad you finally
came to your senses.
679
01:03:42,428 --> 01:03:43,694
Henry.
680
01:03:44,538 --> 01:03:45,842
Your mom's worried about you.
681
01:03:47,377 --> 01:03:48,106
Let's get you home.
682
01:03:48,911 --> 01:03:50,101
What do you know about my mom?
683
01:03:50,983 --> 01:03:52,978
- You've had enough to drink...
- Get the fuck off me.
684
01:03:53,515 --> 01:03:54,819
You need to get
your shit together!
685
01:03:58,348 --> 01:03:59,499
Stay away from my mother.
686
01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:03,105
- Take care of him.
- Yeah.
687
01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:28,193
Henry?
688
01:04:29,383 --> 01:04:30,879
Henry. Hey.
689
01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:32,490
Are you all right?
690
01:04:41,351 --> 01:04:43,346
Not really. My girlfriend...
691
01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:48,947
She fucked my brother.
692
01:04:55,890 --> 01:04:56,389
Slide over.
693
01:05:06,478 --> 01:05:10,429
Honestly, I didn't know my brother
had a dick until last night.
694
01:05:18,677 --> 01:05:22,590
I just want to get out of here.
I'm sick of this town.
695
01:05:23,434 --> 01:05:26,694
That might not be a bad idea.
You got a place to go?
696
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:32,372
I met this girl that lives
out in Cornwall.
697
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:35,441
Janeen.
698
01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:40,734
She said that I could stay
with her for a while.
699
01:05:41,617 --> 01:05:42,576
What should I do?
700
01:05:45,069 --> 01:05:47,026
You want to know if I think
you should stay or go?
701
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,059
Yeah.
702
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:52,396
Henry.
703
01:05:53,969 --> 01:05:56,156
I think it's time that you lived
your life.
704
01:05:58,994 --> 01:05:59,455
Yeah.
705
01:06:02,715 --> 01:06:04,518
If only I knew what that meant.
706
01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:05,899
You will.
707
01:07:34,591 --> 01:07:35,780
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
708
01:07:36,662 --> 01:07:37,199
How are you?
709
01:07:38,465 --> 01:07:38,964
Come on.
710
01:07:57,070 --> 01:07:58,451
You think we'll be
like them one day?
711
01:08:00,715 --> 01:08:02,134
What? Old?
712
01:08:03,707 --> 01:08:04,512
You know what I mean.
713
01:08:06,737 --> 01:08:10,036
I like to think that...
we could be them someday.
714
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:11,916
Old.
715
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,215
Holding hands together.
716
01:08:41,684 --> 01:08:42,375
Henry.
717
01:08:50,623 --> 01:08:51,697
What's the matter?
718
01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:56,837
Do you like frozen waffles?
719
01:08:59,024 --> 01:08:59,753
Waffles?
720
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:01,402
Yeah.
721
01:09:02,898 --> 01:09:03,589
Do you like them?
722
01:09:05,123 --> 01:09:07,386
Yeah. They're okay, I guess.
723
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,033
Why?
724
01:09:33,165 --> 01:09:33,817
Henry.
725
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,659
- I'll tell Mom.
- No, no.
726
01:09:36,388 --> 01:09:38,843
Don't tell her I'm here.
I came to talk to you.
727
01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:42,180
Okay.
728
01:09:44,252 --> 01:09:45,556
It's cold out.
729
01:09:50,735 --> 01:09:53,612
Where have you been staying?
730
01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:58,177
I've been living in Cornwall,
with this girl, Janeen.
731
01:09:59,711 --> 01:10:02,857
Because I couldn't live here.
732
01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:07,882
I wish I could change
everything.
733
01:10:09,263 --> 01:10:10,913
I never meant to hurt you.
734
01:10:11,757 --> 01:10:13,023
I don't even know
how it happened.
735
01:10:13,329 --> 01:10:17,703
Everything my brain said didn't make
any difference to the rest of my body.
736
01:10:20,503 --> 01:10:21,002
I'm sorry.
737
01:10:23,764 --> 01:10:24,416
I'm really sorry.
738
01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:33,546
I'm sorry I broke your nose.
739
01:10:37,382 --> 01:10:39,645
I kind of liked it, actually.
It made me look badass.
740
01:10:42,139 --> 01:10:43,290
Nice coat, badass.
741
01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:47,241
It's not mine.
742
01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:54,184
Did she ever come back?
743
01:11:04,887 --> 01:11:05,769
Come inside.
744
01:11:35,538 --> 01:11:36,036
Hey.
745
01:11:38,683 --> 01:11:40,103
Why didn't you sleep
in your bed?
746
01:11:43,172 --> 01:11:44,706
It didn't feel
like mine anymore.
747
01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:57,020
I hate to think of you
so lost, Henry.
748
01:12:02,582 --> 01:12:03,733
I didn't know what to do.
749
01:12:05,498 --> 01:12:06,265
When Bette left?
750
01:12:07,569 --> 01:12:08,835
No, when you left.
751
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:16,354
I knew that
he was seeing Marion.
752
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:19,385
I know.
753
01:12:20,996 --> 01:12:21,456
How?
754
01:12:24,832 --> 01:12:26,174
Because of that look
on your face...
755
01:12:26,865 --> 01:12:29,397
when you told me you were going
to that poker tournament.
756
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:34,039
And I hated him
for making you lie.
757
01:12:34,921 --> 01:12:38,220
He promised that he would stay
if I kept quiet.
758
01:12:39,908 --> 01:12:40,982
I should have told you.
759
01:12:41,864 --> 01:12:42,363
No.
760
01:12:44,741 --> 01:12:47,081
You should have had
less selfish parents.
761
01:12:47,925 --> 01:12:50,687
If I had made him leave sooner,
you wouldn't have had to lie.
762
01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:52,375
You made him leave?
763
01:12:55,406 --> 01:12:59,165
Kicking him out might have been the
only decent thing I ever did as a mother.
764
01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,503
That's not true.
765
01:13:03,347 --> 01:13:05,495
Trust me,
I could have done better.
766
01:13:15,814 --> 01:13:18,077
Tell me what I can do
to make it up to you?
767
01:13:18,921 --> 01:13:21,146
Tell me what I should do
for the rest of my life.
768
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,437
Can I get back to you
on that one?
769
01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:30,046
Oh, sweetie.
770
01:14:00,390 --> 01:14:01,541
What took you so long?
771
01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:17,998
- Hey, Henry.
- Hey.
772
01:14:18,841 --> 01:14:19,532
You're selling it?
773
01:14:20,146 --> 01:14:22,179
Yeah. I hate to, but...
774
01:14:23,061 --> 01:14:26,821
I haven't driven it in years,
and it's time to clean house.
775
01:14:27,665 --> 01:14:29,583
I remember when you and your
brother were little...
776
01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:32,191
you'd sit in the driveway behind
the wheel and pretend driving.
777
01:14:34,493 --> 01:14:35,567
How much?
778
01:14:36,411 --> 01:14:38,444
Is this the car
that you peed in?
779
01:14:39,288 --> 01:14:39,787
Yeah.
780
01:14:50,950 --> 01:14:51,640
Nice wheels!
781
01:14:56,857 --> 01:14:57,433
Yeah.
782
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:06,755
Before you guys get all weird,
just do the math.
783
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,366
Five months.
784
01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:11,780
Looks like you're the lucky
winner, Henry.
785
01:15:12,662 --> 01:15:16,575
All those health class lectures about how
pot makes you sterile were a load of crap.
786
01:15:28,314 --> 01:15:28,774
Yay!
787
01:15:36,523 --> 01:15:37,981
What are you doing?
788
01:15:38,863 --> 01:15:42,200
A little bit of a warning,
that would have been nice.
789
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:44,924
Here's a warning.
Use a condom.
790
01:15:54,323 --> 01:15:56,126
I'm just going to mess
that kid up.
791
01:15:59,156 --> 01:15:59,923
You know that.
792
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,721
Here's what I think.
793
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:06,560
You're going to make
a wonderful father.
794
01:16:07,557 --> 01:16:12,007
Why? Because I had
such a great example?
795
01:16:12,851 --> 01:16:16,572
You asked me what you should do
with the rest of your life...
796
01:16:17,416 --> 01:16:19,526
and the answer is waiting
for you downstairs.
797
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,913
You got to tell me
if you want me here.
798
01:16:48,757 --> 01:16:50,867
I mean, just take out
the baby part.
799
01:16:51,788 --> 01:16:53,322
Are you at all happy to see me?
800
01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:57,082
- I am.
- Really?
801
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:09,050
I wanted you back
ever since you left.
802
01:17:11,467 --> 01:17:16,454
I mean, underneath all the being
pissed off and everything.
803
01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:21,901
I missed you. A lot.
804
01:17:23,704 --> 01:17:25,124
And I want you back.
805
01:17:25,968 --> 01:17:26,927
I just...
806
01:17:27,771 --> 01:17:30,187
Didn't expect me to show up
with your baby in me?
807
01:17:31,031 --> 01:17:32,259
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
808
01:17:34,062 --> 01:17:34,522
Whoops.
809
01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:38,435
I wish it didn't make me
want to shit myself.
810
01:17:44,496 --> 01:17:45,532
You know what I figure?
811
01:17:47,757 --> 01:17:50,864
We've got a pretty good blueprint
of what not to do to a kid.
812
01:17:53,281 --> 01:17:55,583
I think that's going to work
to the baby's advantage.
813
01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:12,001
Just... promise me we're not
going to mess this kid up.
814
01:18:14,763 --> 01:18:15,914
I promise.
815
01:18:19,443 --> 01:18:20,479
Okay, so now what?
816
01:18:23,855 --> 01:18:24,929
We're going to have a baby.
817
01:18:50,171 --> 01:18:50,823
I got that one.
818
01:18:52,089 --> 01:18:52,587
Yeah?
819
01:18:55,234 --> 01:18:56,539
I'll give you some space.
820
01:18:57,421 --> 01:18:58,994
- I just need a minute.
- No problem.
821
01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:34,133
Hi.
822
01:19:35,015 --> 01:19:35,475
Hi.
823
01:19:35,744 --> 01:19:36,358
Who is it?
824
01:19:37,201 --> 01:19:37,854
It's your father.
825
01:19:47,943 --> 01:19:48,825
Henry.
826
01:19:49,669 --> 01:19:50,168
Hey.
827
01:19:52,047 --> 01:19:52,815
How are you?
828
01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:54,617
I'm good.
829
01:19:58,300 --> 01:19:58,914
You look good.
830
01:20:04,515 --> 01:20:05,282
Where's your mother?
831
01:20:19,284 --> 01:20:19,744
Augusta.
832
01:20:21,739 --> 01:20:22,660
What are you doing here?
833
01:20:28,414 --> 01:20:29,526
Marion left me.
834
01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:50,088
You're going to be okay.
835
01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:53,809
What's that?
836
01:20:57,185 --> 01:20:58,681
Oh, my God!
837
01:21:02,594 --> 01:21:04,512
- What should I do?
- Was that supposed to happen?
838
01:21:05,317 --> 01:21:07,274
Oh, my God. It's time
to go to the hospital.
839
01:21:08,156 --> 01:21:09,115
I'm going to get the car.
840
01:21:09,652 --> 01:21:10,573
- Thank you!
- All right!
841
01:21:11,378 --> 01:21:13,373
Matthew, go get the suitcase.
Henry, stay and help.
842
01:21:14,255 --> 01:21:16,711
- Am I going to be able to do this?
- Yeah, you can do it.
843
01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:20,815
- I'm so scared!
- Don't be scared.
844
01:21:21,506 --> 01:21:23,385
- Is this normal?
- Yes, it's totally normal.
845
01:21:24,229 --> 01:21:25,303
Women have babies every day.
846
01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:27,567
We're going to be fine.
847
01:21:28,794 --> 01:21:29,792
Let me go first.
848
01:21:33,436 --> 01:21:34,203
We're having a baby!
849
01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:41,223
- It's happening!
- Buckle up.
850
01:21:42,029 --> 01:21:43,141
Let's go, let's go, let's go!59386
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