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BANGKOK 2006

STRANGE JELLY FELL FROM THE SKY

ELASTIC JELLY, PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE "ALIENS"

ALIENS FOUND IN BANGKOK

It was moving at first.

If they aren't leeches, then what are they?

-Aliens. -Aliens.

Government officials are still unable to identify

these strange objects that fell from the sky.

Officers from the Ministry of Public Health have examined

the strange creature that is shaped like a worm.

Dr. Chokrachun stated

that they could be those thick winged insects that molt.

People gather to see these strange creatures

which are believed to have come from another planet.

And what Thai people will always do at a time like this

is ask for the winning lottery numbers.

It fell into the bucket, right?

-Yes. -The bucket is round.

-I see. -Like the number zero.

And only one fell from the sky.

-So? -It's number one.

The method of predicting the winning lottery numbers

vary per person,

but they all have the same objective,

to foresee the winning combination of numbers.

Some people rub their fingers on it then put it on their tongue.

While others pay respect to it

before anointing their foreheads.

These are just superstitions.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Is it my turn?

Let me have one, too.

THE STRANGE JELLY TURNED OUT TO BE FEVER COOLING GEL PATCHES

IT'S AN "ALIEN HOAX"

EXPERTS CONFIRMED THEY'RE GEL PATCHES

Pharmacist Manit Arunakul,

Deputy Secretary-General of the FDA,

soaked gel patches in water for six hours.

It was found that gel patches can absorb so much water

and turn into the "creature" that the villagers misidentified.

The truth is it's all nonsense.

How embarrassing.

The Ministry of Public Health

has confirmed that those strange objects

that people think are aliens from outer space...

are actually just fever cooling gel patches.

They say people pay respect to it and all.

It's so stupid, don't you think?

It's not that stupid.

Maybe those people just didn't give it too much thought.

You talk like you worshipped it yourself.

Of course...

not!

I don't have time for that nonsense.

I'm busy working every day.

Moo-dang.

When you're done weighing the flour, prepare the dough.

Okay, Papa.

Here's the ground pork.

You are very lucky

that you've got a job right after graduation.

This job of making steamed buns?

I've been doing it since primary school.

Oh, well.

Yao, they're ready.

Put them on the tray.

Brush your teeth after you eat.

Hey!

Is the weather hot or something?

The ice is melting really fast.

The weather is normal for the current season.

The ice is melting fast because of the smoke blown

from our neighbor's house.

Hey, Ma-mia.

If it is too cold in here, then go work at the bun factory.

It's warm there.

If I go,

you will see just how cold life would be.

-Piak. -Yes?

Pull the switch to lower the temperature.

Let's see if it will help against the smoke.

Gosh, what the heck?

When are you going to move the chimney?

Damn it!

Do I have to die before you do it?

Yes. I'll wait until you die first, then I'll move it.

THREE YEARS AGO

Welcome to the neighborhood.

I'm Maew.

Hello, Mr. Maew. I'm Teerachai.

I have a bun for you.

-Oh, you shouldn't have. -It's my pleasure.

Thank you.

I also brought some ice for you.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Teerachai.

Do you mind moving your chimney?

Our ice is melting too fast because of it.

Oh, I can't do that, Maew.

The feng shui is great over here.

I think it's better for you to move your ice tank.

But I set up my ice factory before you came here.

That's right. So, since I just got here,

you should leave now.

Hey, why did you say that?

This is how I talk.

That doesn't sound very polite.

If you don't like it,

you can take your ice back.

Here's your bun.

I don't want it either.

All right?

You're such an asshole. You chink!

Hey, why did you call me that?

You animal! You dog!

I can say anything I want.

There!

-Why did you kick my fence? -I didn't kick your fence!

I kicked my fence. Is that a problem?

Fine! If you can do it, I can, too.

Now, you're on my territory!

Damn you, Teerachai!

Damn you, Maew!

You fat cow! Buffalo head!

Fuck you!

Everyone!

Stop working.

Dinner is served.

Your efforts are useless.

This ice factory

isn't doing good at all.

But why?

Our ice is clean, with sanitation up to standards.

With no chemical substances.

Our water is also purified.

My feet are freezing. Let's go.

Hey.

Uncle Maew.

We should shut the factory down.

Let's just invest in a bicycle for all of us

and sell the buns that our neighbors make.

Should we divide the routes where we can sell buns?

If you want to go and sell buns,

then go ahead, Sommai!

Where are you going?

I'm going to discuss my idea with our neighbor.

Sit down, my lovely nephew.

Sit.

Don't embarrass me.

Just eat your dinner.

Why aren't you eating, Sub?

It's "Moo-sub."

Please call me by my full name.

Someone might not hear you say "Sub" clearly.

They might think you're calling me "Slut."

I asked, why aren't you eating your dinner?

I wanted to eat a bun.

It's more delicious.

The buns are for sale.

They're not for us to eat.

Why did you raise your voice?

Oops.

I just wanted my lovely son

to eat Mommy's food.

It's delicious.

What's with that voice?

Stop it.

And where is Yao?

Why isn't she eating with us?

She's doing something outside.

She's an employee.

Maybe she doesn't want to eat with us.

Tell her to come join us.

Go tell her.

You do it!

Yes, ma'am.

This bun is really good.

So absolutely yummy.

Oh, man.

It's so good!

Sneaking a bite makes it even better.

Hey, Yao!

I told you not to eat the buns.

If you're hungry, go have dinner.

But this is a lot better than rice.

The buns are for us to sell, not for you to eat.

Can you please tell me your secret recipe?

When you sleep with a girl, would you tell me what you did?

How could I?

I've just got the groove

Same goes for me

I've got my own groove

Eating while juggling a ball. Oh, please.

Kids my age did that on TV.

I've seen that already.

Their noodles didn't have soup. Mine does.

What's the difference?

This is harder.

Stop distracting me. I might spill it.

See? Take my bowl for me.

Hey, it's your bowl.

Just clean it.

Moo-dang.

I want to eat some buns.

Don't you have food at home?

Well, your buns are more delicious.

The buns are at home.

I don't have any on me.

What about the ones inside your shirt?

I hate that you know me so well.

Why did you throw it away? What a waste.

I still have more in here.

What kind do you prefer?

Your buns.

Your buns.

How about my foot?

Eat my foot.

Do you want my foot in your mouth?

Stay away from him. He's a loser.

He can't do anything right.

Get inside now!

Don't give up, Sommai.

One day, you will win my papa over.

If you want to eat my special buns,

you must be patient, all right?

What is true love?

Heart, liver, kidney, or guts? Or is it the way he looks?

Is it his last name or his nice car?

Or do you love him for his money?

What is true love? Shopping every day?

Couples who don't care about others.

I don't get it so I won't love anyone.

Where is your papa?

-What? -Where is your papa?

He's sleeping.

He's sleeping?

Gosh, I'm so excited.

It's our first time.

-Damn, Sommai! -Damn, Papa!

What's in your hand?

And what's in your hand?

BORAX

Did you get it?

Oh, here it is.

FEVER COOLING GEL PATCH

She's burning up.

We'll go to the doctor tomorrow if she doesn't get better.

Let's go.

Let's see if she's gotten any better.

Mom, I'm okay now.

It's true. The fever is gone.

You can go to school today.

This brand is really good.

But how come it got bigger?

Mine is bigger than yours.

Mine is longer than yours.

Let me touch yours.

Go ahead.

But you won't be able to hold the whole thing.

Here, touch mine. It's very hard right now.

Where did you get it?

Let me play with it, too.

It's only for ten baht.

How many would you like?

-One, please. -One?

Ten baht only. Please line up.

-Two, please. -Two? Okay.

Teerachai, I need 50 more orders tomorrow.

Sure.

But tomorrow will be hectic.

Can you pick them up at my house?

You should hire more employees.

Don't be so stingy.

I'm not. I am looking for more staff.

Hey, Thongchai.

Do you know any Myanmar laborers?

Hiring illegal laborers is against the law!

I don't want them to work for me.

What do you need them for then?

I just want to ask a few things.

Why did they attack Ayutthaya back in the day?

Wow. You don't have to ask the Burmese to find out.

You can just ask Mui, the film director.

Don't forget to pick up the buns tomorrow.

I won't.

Where are you going?

To see that director.

So that I can get my answer.

Moo-sub.

Hey, Gumpa.

How is it going, sweetheart?

Don't play with their things.

Take this.

This one has more functions than theirs.

Wow.

It's huge.

It's got an eye, too.

Oh, what's that smell?

Did you shit in your pants, Yao?

Oh, come on. I didn't.

Then what is this smell?

I'm trying a new recipe.

I stuffed stink beans with shrimp paste

to please the Southern customers.

This is the new shape

that should go well with the delicious stink beans.

That's really smelly.

It's like we're eating shit.

Oh, my god.

Are you using my special pork, too?

We barely have enough.

-What do you want me to do? -Eat them all!

-Help me. -No way.

I have to go.

When are you going to talk to Maew?

That jerk?

He can't help us.

It's a waste of time.

I don't want to talk to him.

You know how much I hate those people.

Mr. San has already bought all the land around here.

We are the only two houses that won't sell.

Go talk to Maew to see what he wants to do.

Goodness, look at you.

-Hi, Papa. -Don't even.

I'm not your papa. Don't make me kick you.

Hello, Teerachai.

Why were you here last night?

What? I wasn't doing anything.

What about you? What were you doing?

What? What did I do?

I saw it last night.

-What was in that bag? -What bag?

Nonsense.

Don't mess with me.

Now, back to you.

I saw what was in your hand.

What?

What?

I had nothing.

Okay. Both of us didn't do anything.

That's good. But I'd better not find out

that you go around telling people what I did.

What would you do if I tell them?

I won't let you do my daughter.

I've never done anything to her.

-What do you think I've done? -Enough!

Stop saying the word "what"!

And what about Maew? What is he doing now?

Gosh!

Popcorn.

-Popcorn. -Hey!

I told you to call Maew, not the dog.

I want to call the dog, not Maew.

You won't stop, will you?

-Shall we fight? -Meet me at the church.

-To fight? -To pray.

Are you rehearsing your jokes?

-What do you want? -Hey!

Here, chop my arm.

I said, chop my arm.

Shit.

You scared me.

I'm here to talk about Mr. San.

I wanted to talk to you, too.

The other day, Dang sold his property to Mr. San.

I think two heads are better than one.

I agree.

I heard that his lackeys threatened Dang until he finally gave in.

-That's right. -It's good that you have hooligans here.

They won't do the same to us.

You misunderstood.

We don't have hooligans here.

My house is the same as yours.

Oh, no. Hang on.

Don't say that we are the same

just because we share the same fence.

You're right. We're probably not the same.

Because no one in my house is scared of his wife.

That's harsh. So harsh.

For that, I should stuff my big toe in your mouth.

I shouldn't have wasted my time with a thug you.

I should just let Mr. San buy my house and build a mall.

That would be better than living next to bullies like you.

My gosh, Your Highness!

Mr. San will buy your house to build a toilet for his customers to shit in!

Do you know that?

And do you know what Mr. San will do when he buys your house?

He will buy your house to keep his trash.

Because that way, he doesn't have to change anything.

What a smart-ass!

You chink!

Dog meat bun maker with grandpa breath!

I can't say mean things since I'm above you.

Sommai, I don't know what's gotten into Papa.

He gets so annoyed easily.

Maybe his period is late?

Stop it.

He's my father. Don't joke like that.

I'm sorry.

-I was kidding. -I was kidding, too.

I was kidding.

I was kidding.

It didn't hurt.

Popcorn!

How come you're so cold?

Maybe he was sitting on the ice, so he got all cold.

I am so jealous.

-Are you? -Yes.

I'll make you even more jealous.

Come here, Popcorn. Come here.

Go run and play.

Go run around. Go.

Doing it to a man is more fun.

Hey, Mr. San is here. I'm going to get Papa.

Okay. I will go get Uncle Maew, too.

What is that smell, Papa?

Take your hand off and talk.

What is that smell, Papa?

It's the stuffed stink beans and shrimp paste this crazy tom made.

You mean "tomboy."

Don't even try to correct me. Especially when I'm talking about you.

Papa, Mr. San is here!

Take your hand off.

Mr. San is here.

What's in it, Yao?

It's stink beans and shrimp paste.

Piak, where's Uncle Maew?

You can talk to me.

I'm asking, where is Uncle Maew?

I told you, you can talk to me.

I can handle everything.

Maew told me that if he isn't available, I'm the one that's in charge.

As if I'm the factory owner myself.

Ouch!

What the fuck. That hurts!

If you don't tell me where Uncle Maew is,

I will beat your ass

right here, right now.

Maew is pooping.

Hey.

I'm not a dog lover.

Go away!

You won't listen, will you?

Go away!

Do you want a piece of me?

Just you wait.

-Did you see him? -Where?

Popcorn!

How did he die?

And how come he is frozen?

What kind of a gangster kills a dog?

They should have killed a cat instead.

What should we do now?

Let's bury him.

-The dog? -Him.

Me?

How come his grave is in a heart shape?

Because I love him.

Just like how I love you.

And since I love you too,

when you die, I'll make your grave heart-shaped as well.

Cover it up.

He's still cold.

I don't think Mr. San killed him.

I'm sorry, Yao.

Did you eat someone's fart or what?

I ate the stink beans.

Sweet beans?

No, stink beans.

Stop messing around. Take off your shirt.

Whoever wants it off should come and take it off.

You've got more?

Do you think you live at the North Pole?

I get cold easily.

That's not the only thing you get easily.

You smell easily, too.

It's so cold.

Cold?

It's hella hot!

We're not inside the ice factory.

Get off me! I'm a tomboy, not a girl!

Get off!

Come! Hurry!

What is that? Wait!

What happened, Yao?

You must be doing something to her to make her scream so loud!

Hey, who's that?

That's Mr. San.

What happened? Someone, please explain to me.

Gosh, Papa. Slow down.

You want all the spotlight! You don't think about us.

Come. Follow me.

Why are you moving back?

Gosh, I knew he was crazy.

He ate a freaking cooling gel patch.

Papa, can cooling gel patches move?

Hey.

It's cute.

All gone.

Hey. Where did it go?

Where did it go?

It's in my pants! Hey, Moo-dang!

Help.

It's over here!

Oh, no.

Help. Help me.

Hurry up!

-Get out! -That's enough.

-Out! -That's enough!

The worm is gone.

What you're stepping on

is my worm.

Papa, where did the worm go?

Forget it. Get inside the house.

Get inside!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Over here.

Hurry.

Moo-dang!

Lock the front door. Yao, lock the back door!

Ma-mia, wake up!

Something happened, Ma-mia!

Yao, can you tell me now what the hell that was?

-I don't know. -Papa.

How can an unconscious person get goose bumps?

Yao.

What did you do to her to leave her so aroused like this?

Don't overexaggerate things now.

Maybe Ma-mia has goose bumps

because the worm is somewhere near?

What made you say that?

Because when we first saw it, Ma-mia also got goose bumps.

Did you lock the back door?

No, I didn't lock it. I just closed it.

Why did you lock the front door?

Why are you home so late?

I went to tutoring.

Then I sent off my girl to her house.

Moo-sub, did you see something when you came in?

What thing?

It's a monster that looks like a gel worm.

And it killed Mr. San, too.

Oh, really?

Yes!

Is it like this one?

Yes, kind of!

Where did you get that?

My girl gave it to me.

-I see. -I see.

Where is it?

Let's go. Go now!

Hurry. Go upstairs!

Hello.

A snake got into your house?

What kind of snake? A python?

How long? Two meters.

Isn't that too long?

Hello? What got into your house?

Monitor lizard? Varanus salvator?

Water monitor! Give me a moment.

Hello, how's the snake?

It's in the kitchen now? Can you hit it?

You won't kill an animal? Hang on.

How is the monitor lizard now?

It moved past the kitchen? Hit it now.

One moment, please. Hello? What got into your house?

Your kid won't come home?

Mom, I'm busy.

I will send you the money at the end of the month, Mom.

Hello, where is the monitor lizard now?

Why isn't the police picking up?

-All lines are busy. -What?

Can the big worm really eat people?

Yes! I saw it with my own eyes.

Mr. San's body is still lying outside.

A python got under your sarong?

Squeeze your legs! Wait a second.

Hello? How's the monitor lizard doing?

It's in your sarong, too?

Hello.

Why are you calling again, Mom?

Hold on. I will top up the credit on your phone card.

Hello? How's the lizard doing?

Hello. Yes, when you send the fax, press nine, got it?

Hello. Yes, Mom.

You're not my mom. Who the hell are you?

Hello? A python? Just cook it and eat it!

And put a lot of basil leaves, too.

-Hello. -Hello.

I would like to report

that someone got killed, and the body is in my house.

Please calm down.

How many criminals were there? And are they still there?

-Do they have any weapons? -They are here. Two of them.

But I am not sure about the weapons.

Two people, right?

No, two worms.

They look like those cooling gel patches that we see on TV.

They jump inside peoples' mouths,

get into their stomachs,

and freeze them until they die.

Excuse me,

but I don't have time to play games.

Do you think it's funny to prank call the police?

I'll trace your call and arrest you!

I'm serious, officer.

There are worms that are killing people.

Oh, really? Hey, you know what?

King Kong is here too.

Seriously, King Kong is here at the police station.

And this King Kong also helps good people kill bad guys.

Everyone is talking about him.

He helps justice prevail!

I hope you get shot by bad guys.

Sorry. I am going to sit here and take calls until the day I retire.

Gosh, who would be stupid enough to want to go out and get killed?

If I were him, I wouldn't believe it either.

If Mom didn't force me, I wouldn't have brought you.

It's embarrassing to have a transsexual brother.

San is also my brother. I'm here for him, too.

I can't even understand you.

This way!

This way?

Yes.

It looks like no one is here.

Let's go check out the other house.

There's nobody here.

Where's my brother?

How the hell should I know? He isn't my brother.

Are you aiming to get 20 stitches?

I think 20 is too little.

Make it 40!

I can claim my insurance and also get to stay in a hospital.

Come at me!

Fine!

Oh, wow.

So, what's the matter?

Where's my brother?

-His car is parked outside. -Did you talk to that house?

No, I didn't see anyone there.

They're there. Go and check carefully.

Hey. You guys go check it out.

I will wait here.

You Bun Face!

I won't be killed by some worm.

I will be killed by that cleaver!

Sorry, darling.

Did you find people to help us?

No, I thought your papa wasn't here and that it was our chance.

Your chance to do what?

I knew it!

Trusting someone like you...

is useless!

And what is that in your hand?

Condoms.

Is screwing my daughter

the only thing you can think about all day, huh?

Have you ever thought about doing anything else?

Hey, can you please lower your voice?

That monster might hear us, you know.

Monster?

What monster?

I mean this horny monster

who always carries condoms.

-Where? Where-- -It's you!

Why did you throw it?

I picked it up for you.

Where the hell is everybody?

Wait.

Don't destroy things

for no reason.

What do you want to do, sir?

"Madam."

So, what then, madam?

Are you coming out?

If not, I will eat this...

without paying.

What kind of bun is that?

It freaking stinks.

How could you eat it?

It's tasty.

What the hell is that?

Lam.

Lam? Lam?

Where is everyone?

Take this!

And this.

And this.

Get out.

What the hell is taking them so long? What are they doing?

The bun factory is really in for it.

What the hell is taking you guys so long?

Sunny.

Sunny, where are you?

Where is it?

I think it's gone.

We'd better turn off the lights.

Don't even think about anything perverted.

Let's do it so it won't be able to see us, Papa.

Well...

-Shit. -Shit. Who turned off the lights?

I did.

Wow, you are fast.

Papa, what is that?

Hey.

Hey! That's...

Moo-dang, don't!

It's here. I've been looking for it.

What is it?

A debit card

that glows in the dark.

Hey.

-Oh, my god! -Oh, my god!

How come they got bigger?

Everyone, this way!

-Come down. Come down now! -Come down!

-Come down now! -Why are you up there?

-Come down. Now! -Come!

Oh, no.

She's not dead.

I'm going to tell Uncle Maew.

Sommai, he won't believe you.

Even the police didn't believe us.

Mind your own business. You're useless.

That hurts!

-I'll go. -It's even more useless if you go.

That hurts more.

You guys really hate each other.

I saw Mr. San and his thugs come here,

so I am here...

to help.

I see.

Thank... Thank you.

What's going on here, Teerachai?

There are monster worms infesting my house,

and they killed Mr. San.

We are trying to escape.

And...

you should go, too.

Are they fighting yet?

Are they fighting yet?

Are they?

Are they?

We are making up now.

I wouldn't say "making up,"

just negotiating terms.

But where the hell were you?

I went to the Bun's house, and nobody was there.

But I found this.

-Watch it. Here. -What is it?

It's so cool.

Aren't you scared?

I am.

Look, Uncle Maew.

Hey. Did she just eat her husband?

Won't she eat us, too?

She laid so many eggs. Let's get out of here!

-No, we can't. -Why?

What happens if we escape and the eggs hatch?

It will be a disaster.

We must do something.

Let's all escape.

Come on, Papa.

Didn't you teach me about "Ngi"?

Wait. What?

Chinese people teach their kids about being "Ngi" too?

It's "Ngee,"

which means virtue.

Not "Ngi," which means horny.

I'll go.

You're better off opening a condom factory.

An old man like you won't stand a chance.

Save yourself and go enjoy the Lent festival in Phuket.

I'll go.

Enough!

This movie is only two hours long.

And you've all been arguing for ten minutes.

Let's all go together!

-Where should I put her? -Over there.

Put her down.

Be careful.

She's so heavy.

-Boss. -Yes?

I think we should check out Ma-mia's arms.

When the hair stands up, that means we are closer to the monster.

A bun!

I'm hungry.

-No! -Why?

This isn't a bun.

-What? -It's one of the worm's eggs.

What kind of egg looks like buns?

-They're in a bun shop, too. -We must crush them

before they hatch.

You cooling gel guppies!

Oh, no.

They won't get crushed.

-What now? -Let's keep stomping on them.

They're not breaking open.

I can see that.

-Take this! -Guys... Guys!

Look at Ma-mia's hair.

Oh, no.

Oh, my god.

We are screwed.

Piak, behind you!

What bullet did you use?

A buckshot 27 pellets.

Where did it go?

The door is closed and it's huge. Where did it disappear to?

Let's make a run for it!

Piak, help me!

Why don't you carry her yourself?

-I'm a tomboy. -I see. You're a tomboy.

Maew, did you pass out?

Hey, Uncle Maew passed out!

Let's help him. Come on!

Maew.

Oh, my god!

Help him. Help him, come on!

Yao, take Ma-mia.

-I'm a tomboy. -Tomboys are supposed to be manly.

Oh, really?

-Uncle Maew! -Uncle Maew. Gosh!

I'm not dead yet.

What's wrong with your daughter?

Come. Let's go now.

Put him down.

Oh, no!

Teerachai, can you ask your daughter to shut up?

Please stop, dear.

Oh, gosh!

Oh, I found it!

Freedom!

Here's a bun.

Don't eat me.

What should we do? Should we take Uncle Maew to the hospital?

I think you should try to fart it out.

Fart it out?

I tried so hard to even shit it out. My ass is still throbbing.

I think the worm is trying to figure out what's in your ass.

Instead of pulling it out,

why don't we push it in?

Once it gets in and realizes that there is nothing there but shit,

it will come out on its own.

But what if it can't find a way out?

Then we will let someone put his mouth on your ass

and yell "Follow my voice!"

Piak, move aside.

When I tell you to let go, let it go, okay?

Sommai, have you ever played golf before?

No. But it shouldn't be that hard.

-What? -Wait!

-Move aside. -Why?

I can tell you don't know what you're doing.

Let me do it.

Maew, don't worry. I will hit it myself.

I have done this before.

You've played golf?

-I've hit a chicken once. -He keeps pissing me off.

He kicked me down, but he told everyone I passed out.

What's with the mumbling?

-How did it go? -Your asshole is safe.

However, I don't know where that thing went.

Papa.

Moo-sub, Papa will be okay. Don't worry.

I'm not worried about him.

I threw up

because he just pulled it out of Uncle Maew's asshole.

What should we do?

I'll do what he did.

But now, it's my turn. Don't worry.

I've played in a tournament before.

What did you say?

What did you say?

-A golf tournament? -A cockfighting tournament.

It was already out. Why put it back?

What?

-What did you say? -Papa said, "I forgot."

I see. Lie down!

Oh, no!

Oh, my god.

"Aim for the moon.

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

Thank you so much, Maew.

I believe that one day

you will definitely get to wave a Thai flag at the PGA Tour.

I like wild catfish curry.

I wish that one day, all the hamburger lovers out there

will get to taste the wild catfish curry.

Keep it up!

Mr. Pro Golfer from Thailand.

Aren't the both of you worried about what's going on?

Go!

It's crushed into pieces.

I got an idea.

These worms don't like the cold.

Did you hear me?

These worms don't like the cold!

Everybody, listen up.

These worms' weakness is the cold.

We have to lure...

these worms.

-To where? -Dream World.

-Why Dream World? -You're asking why?

Because Snow Town is there.

It's very cold.

And these worms will die for sure.

I went there two years ago.

Retards!

That's nonsense.

You're wasting my time.

You suck.

There's already an ice making pool here, if you want to lure them.

I got a plan.

We must have someone who will sacrifice himself

to lure the worm out.

Moo-dang,

if I die,

please take good care of yourself.

If you die,

I will find a better man to take care of me.

Come on, I was just kidding.

You don't need to make a sad face.

Would you let yourself die

before trying my special buns?

From now on,

our houses will no longer be divided by a fence.

Why did you squeeze my butt cheeks?

Oh, shit.

No!

You are a hero!

-Nice! -Good job!

My nephew!

Hey.

You've used this trick with Uncle Maew before, so please don't.

Oh, no.

Bun!

Why did you give me a crowbar?

No!

Piak, lower the temperature now.

When she kissed you to give you air,

did you get turned on?

Are you crazy?

A dying person couldn't get turned on.

What about you? Did you get turned on?

A little bit.

Papa, it's okay.

Forget about it.

You know that it takes two to tango.

Wow.

You talk like you're the woman and my daughter is the man!

How are you, Teerachai?

Who kicked me?

The water is starting to freeze over.

I said, who kicked me?

Me.

That's all I wanted to know so I can get my revenge.

Okay, I will watch my back.

Look.

Moo-sub, watch out!

Hey!

-Yao! -Yao!

Yao!

-Yao! -Yao!

-Yao! -Yao!

-No. -Yao!

What will I tell your dad?

Rest in peace, Yao.

Moo-dang.

Can dead people sweat?

Wait.

-Wait. -Yao?

Why isn't Yao dead?

I don't know.

I think something inside you killed the worm.

You're probably right.

Papa!

Our house is on fire.

-What? -What?

-What? -Come!

Fire!

Hurry. Come on!

Yes. Pour water on it!

Yes.

Who set the house on fire?

Hey!

Blood will pay for blood.

Damn you, Zen!

You killed my brothers.

Both of them.

You have it all wrong.

We didn't kill anyone.

They were killed by the worm monsters.

Liar, you bun-faced chink!

You have to believe me!

At first, it was the same size as my bun.

Then it grew bigger and bigger.

Now it's as big as a house!

I think he watched too many Hollywood movies.

Oh, no!

Kill it.

Zen! Zen...

Avenge me!

Oh, my god.

It's a bomb!

Hey!

Zen! I will get revenge for you.

Damn it.

It's fake!

Zen!

You scumbag!

Please calm down.

Everyone,

the worm is afraid of the buns.

What?

I fed a bun

to one of those monsters from the fridge

and it died.

I see.

She fed a worm with a bun from the fridge

and it died right away.

-I see. -I see.

What's that smell?

Did you shit in your pants, Yao?

I'm trying a new recipe.

I stuffed stink beans with shrimp paste

I think something inside you killed the worm.

Moo-dang, bring me the stink beans.

-Oh, where's my daughter? -She's over there.

I see.

Moo-dang!

She's too small. You won't get full.

Come and eat me!

Boss, here are the stink beans!

If it's not the stink beans, then it's the shrimp paste.

Everyone, back off!

What?

I'll handle it.

Mama.

What did you kill it with?

Where did you get it?

I know Sommai won't answer you.

I don't understand. Why won't he tell me?

Borax.

He used Borax to kill it.

I know that I am not supposed to use Borax in the buns.

Are you awake?

I have such a bad headache.

You've been sleeping too much.

I'm sorry,

but is the worm already dead?

Yes.

Thank god there was only one of them.

And it was tiny.

Lieutenant, are you sure it's this house?

Yes.

My source tipped me off. There's no mistake.

This house is full of ecstasy pills.

My stomach is growling so loud.

Why do we have to work now?

-Are you hungry again? -Yes.

Wow. Look at you.

There's rice stuck on your mouth.

What?

And another half of a fish.

Will you still eat it?

I really don't get it. Why did you even bring this with you?

You brought some food, too.

This is my lunch.

Finish your job first.

-Go. -Let's go.

Wait.

When we're done, get a haircut, too.

-Yes, sir. -Let's go.

What's the hurry? Wait up.

I'm really hungry right now.

Oh, my...

Breakfast.

What's going on?

How did you two get inside my house?

-We're offering food to the monks. -Yes.

What time will the monks arrive?

The thing you're hiding behind your back isn't a bun.

I'm sorry, I am a bit hardheaded.

I like to do everything differently.

If you want me to eat, I won't.

If you don't want me to, I will.

If you say this is a bun, I won't eat it.

But if you say this isn't a bun, then I will eat it.

Don't!

That's not a bun!

That's an alien worm!

You will die right away if you eat it.

An alien space worm.

Oh, right.

You're the one who prank called me last night.

I didn't get any sleep, you know.

Once I finish eating this,

the handcuff on my waist will be on my wrists.

The handcuff on my wrists will be on your wrists.

The handcuff on my wrists will be on whose wrists?

Hey!

The handcuff on your waist will be on his wrists.

-Yes. -Look.

Don't eat it!

No!

I warned you.

We need to help him.

He warned you.

What happened, Teerachai?

This is a police officer. What's that?

The officer ate the worm.

I guess he ate a lot of them.

Look how big his belly is.

No, he's just fat!

-Maew! -Sommai, go get the crowbar.

Okay.

-Help. -What should we do?

I got it.

-A crowbar? -A toilet plunger.

-Hurry up. -Let's do this.

When I count to three, you let go.

One, two, three.

Pull! Aren't you strong enough?

Pull!

-He already ate it! -Oh, no!

-What do we do? -Move aside!

You're not helping.

Let go! I'll do it.

You will? How?

What should we do?

Good.

It's coming out.

-Just like an assassin. -Curly Eyelash Killer.

-Weed Killer. -Cogon grass.

-Bottom grass. -Nut grass.

The water isn't cold. How come it died?

It's Borax mixed with water.

It's my recipe.

Wow.

Good job.

-What was it? -Don't you dare.

What was it?

-It was scary. -A worm.

It scared me.

A FEW DAYS LATER

We're screwed.

We couldn't sell any buns at all.

That's okay. I will come up with a new recipe.

Goodness.

If I have to wait for your new recipe,

I will probably have to eat dirt for some time.

Try this new recipe.

Ho curry, chili pepper, pork paste, and green chili paste.

We will sell this in the North.

But the pork must be marinated with the same recipe.

Wow, Yao.

Ever since you got a Northern wife, you express yourself a lot better.

Enough.

Stop talking.

Stop talking already.

No more Borax-marinated pork.

In order to do business, we need "Ngi."

-"Ngee." -"Ngee."

Yes, "Ngee."

You can eat this bun.

It's all natural.

Moo-dang.

Yes, Sommai?

Will you marry me?

Give me your hand.

Are you crazy?

Why are you proposing now?

I will give you time until the ice melts to answer.

If you don't give an answer,

I'll take it as a yes.

As soon as the ice melts?

Hey, Pa...

Teerachai.

It's a good idea. Very romantic.

Hey, Papa!

Papa.

Papa.

It's so kind of you. Sorry to bother you to fix this.

It's my pleasure.

Done. Try it now.

Let's see.

I guarantee that this freezer will last for at least a decade.

-Let's get something to drink. -I'm pretty thirsty, too.

Join us for dinner, Maew.

Don't mind me if I do.

Papa.

Anything that's too hot could be dangerous.

So it must be chilled in the freezer.

But you're freezing my love, not that worm.

That worm or your worm, both are dangerous.

Isn't it dangerous?

Subtitle translation by Joey Vajrabukka