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America is built on competition.
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Capitalism is competition.
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Grades in school are a competition.
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And we can't get enough of our sports.
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We literally still fight
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human beings in cages.
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Even our political parties
have team colors.
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And me?
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Because I was born an underdog,
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I compete hard at everything,
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and I've tried to pass that on
to my family.
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Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!
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Oh!
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How do I always lose?
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There's got to be something
wrong with these blocks.
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The only thing wrong is
that you think you can beat me.
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You can still win, son.
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She didn't yell "Jenga"
when the tower fell.
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Oh, no, that's not the way this works.
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I think you're thinking
of a different game.
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Babe, I always yell "Jenga" when I win.
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Yes, and you also yell "Scrabble"
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every time you spell a word
that's over four letters.
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Diane, you should let him win
once or twice
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so he doesn't feel bad.
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- No, you should not let him win, all right?
- What?
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You're supposed to play
as hard as you can.
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That's what it's about.
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Well, I used to let her win
all the time.
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That's how she got so good.
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I helped her build her confidence.
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Uh, build my confidence?
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Man, you swim in a shirt.
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Guys, it's just a game, all right?
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We're having a little family fun time,
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and then we move on.
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Your mom's only saying that
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because I beat her at everything.
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What?!
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I brush my teeth faster than you.
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That's 'cause you only brush
the ones that people can see.
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I always finish
chopping vegetables first.
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And there's always blood in the onions.
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Every time we thumb-wrestle, I win.
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That's 'cause I'm trying
to hold your hand.
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See this?
She can't even win the argument.
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Okay, look me in the eyes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I want to make sure that you hear
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- what I'm saying to you.
- I'm listening.
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I can beat you at anything
at any time, anyplace.
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- Oh.
- Anyplace.
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Christopher Williams, you're dreamin'.
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Ohh.
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Am I?
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- Yes.
- Huh.
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Well, then why don't you
break out your shorts
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and your running shoes?
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'Cause I'm about to whup yo ass.
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- Subs by kinglouisxx -
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- A race?
- Yeah, a race.
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- Let's do this.
- Ah.
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Because I will smoke you.
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Whoa, hold on, Dad. Are you... Are you sure?
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'Cause Mom works out all the time.
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Yeah, Mom kickboxes, she does yoga,
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and she's so good at spinning
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that when Rafael blew out his Achilles,
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they let her teach the class.
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- I taught it.
- Yeah, but Dad cheats,
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so he's got that going for him.
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No, I'm a natural athlete.
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I have sneaky skills.
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- Oh, boy.
- I grew up playing playground football
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with two future NBA stars
and a Heisman winner.
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You don't want any of this, Dre.
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I lettered in track,
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and you don't have time to get
yourself on a steroid cycle.
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Don't let your mouth write
checks your ass can't cash.
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- Oh.
- Huh.
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If you're so confident, then
why don't we put something on it?
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- Anything.
- Fine.
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The loser has to drop the kids
off at school
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for the rest of the year.
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- What?
- What? We're the bet?
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Yeah, I thought school drop-off
was our special time.
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Of course it is, pumpkin.
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That's it?
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And if I win, I get your car.
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- Ooh!
- Oooooh.
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- This just got interesting.
- Okay.
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But your car has that stick-figure
family in the window.
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You... You let the kids eat in your car.
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Every time I ride in it,
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a fruit snack gets stuck to my pants.
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Sounds like you're afraid of losing.
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Of course I'm not. It's on.
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- Fine.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Let's get back to "Jenga."
- Let's do it.
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- Okay. I'll take this one.
- Yeah, aha!
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- What are you doing?
- See how fast I am?
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- Jenga! I win.
- That's...
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You ain't ready for this.
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Hey, catch it. It's yours.
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A little of that.
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And a little of that. Yeah.
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Did you just mix your guacamole
with the salsa?
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Yeah. What's wrong with that?
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Guacamole is her own girl.
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She's an independent dip.
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But I like salsa.
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Then why would you do that to salsa?
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Hmm. You know, I just love how you have
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such a strong opinion
on, well, everything.
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What are your thoughts
about waiting in line?
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Trash. Give me a number
and a seat. Thank you.
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Okay. Picking people up
from the airport.
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If you were that important,
you'd already be with me.
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- Mm.
- Anything else?
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Yes. Please try
my salsa and guacamole mix.
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It's delicious.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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All right.
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Delicious.
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It better be. Shoot.
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Hmm.
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- It's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's good.
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Hmm.
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Look at you, showing me new things.
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- You're just full of surprises, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Junior...
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I love you.
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That's what's up.
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Um... okay.
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I'll be right back.
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I wasn't worried about my race with Bow.
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But I figured I should hydrate
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so I could be at peak performance.
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Hey, you better grab
one of these muffins
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before I eat them all.
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I'm fine with water.
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I got to prepare for a big race.
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Oh, I, too, have to prepare
for a big race.
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That race? Samoans.
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I've always been drawn to a culture
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- that frowns upon shirts.
- No.
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My wife challenged me
to a 100-yard dash.
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She actually thinks she can beat me.
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Can you believe that?
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Dre, you can't run a race
against your wife, okay?
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It's a no-win situation.
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If you win, it's only because
you were supposed to win.
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You gain nothing.
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But if you lose, no man
in the Greater Los Angeles area
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will get an erection for months.
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Are you serious?
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My wife is not gonna beat me in a race.
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I don't know.
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Rainbow Johnson is in amazing shape.
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I've casually passed the window
to her Pilates class
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on several occasions,
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and she is built for speed
like a rear-wheel-drive Mustang.
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Okay, you guys are being ridiculous.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, they're being ridiculous, right?
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B-Because you're an athlete, right?
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- Right.
- Wrong.
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Dre, did you know that I used to be
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an All-American lacrosse player?
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Lacrosse... that's the one
with the horses or boats?
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Muffin Josh, you were a D-1 athlete?
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He was, until he was dunked on
by a woman
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in a game of pickup basketball.
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It was the Internet's first meme.
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I can still hear the laughter.
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Do whatever you have to do
to get out of this race, Dre.
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Throw yourself down a flight of stairs.
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Have a friend shoot you in the leg.
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Whatever you do, do not run this race.
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It destroyed me.
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I'm gonna be all right.
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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I mean, sure.
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Maybe you will be.
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Or maybe, after you lose,
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your best friends will all be cats, too.
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We both know those cats
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are gonna eat you when you die, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- 100%.
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Hey, hey, young brother.
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Girl problems?
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How could you tell?
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Ah, I can recognize a Black man
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drowning his sorrows
in hot sauce when I see one.
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My girlfriend told me she loved me,
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and I didn't say it back.
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Mm. So, what did you say?
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"That's what's up."
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That's what you say
when the waiter brings you
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an extra barbecue sauce.
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I-I know. I just wasn't expecting it.
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Saying "I love you" is supposed
to be such a big moment.
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Now I don't know if
I'll ever get a chance again.
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Well, your best friend
Uncle Dr. Charlie's
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got good news for you.
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You don't want to be
the first one to say it,
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'cause if you do,
then you lose all control.
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Listen, you already got her
on lockdown, right?
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So what you need to add...
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is a side chick
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or grow out
some questionable facial hair
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for your new dating profile.
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That's what I'd do.
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And you think that would
make me feel better?
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Oh! No.
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Nothing will make you feel better.
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You blew it with the woman you love.
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But a handlebar mustache
would make me laugh.
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You put corn on here?
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When the day of the race came,
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I was ready to put on a show
for the crowd
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and put all those haters in their place.
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You even warm up in slow motion.
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Oh, I'm gonna beat you real nice.
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- Uh-huh.
- And when I do,
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I want you to look up
Carl Lewis' address
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so I can challenge him to a race, too.
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You gonna keep running your mouth,
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or you want to run this race?
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My baby's not afraid of you.
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Tryin' to be FloBow.
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- They both took off work for this?
- Hot mess.
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Hey! Can we get going?
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I've been itching to try out
this starter pistol.
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Oh, aim for the sun.
I want to see what happens.
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All right. Here we go, guys.
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On your mark!
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Get set!
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Go!
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- Ahhh!
- You cheated.
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Yes, I did. Ha!
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Come on, Dre!
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Running is the closest
we come to flying.
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Muscles working in concert,
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the wind in your face,
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your body moving with purpose
towards the horizon.
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Running is freedom.
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We're heroes when we're running...
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legends...
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our best selves.
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Wait.
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Is Bow's best self beating my best self?
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- Come on!
- What is happening?
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Come on, boy! Oh, my God.
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I was about to lose...
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and lose badly.
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I had to do something.
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00:08:54,303 --> 00:08:55,570
Think! Quick!
260
00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,705
Ain't nothing wrong with you.
261
00:09:02,779 --> 00:09:04,314
I heard something pop!
262
00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:06,174
I think it was my ACL!
263
00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,318
I think it was all my CLs!
264
00:09:08,385 --> 00:09:09,553
Somebody call a doctor!
265
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,721
Oh, my God. Come on, come on!
266
00:09:10,787 --> 00:09:12,089
Mom, Mom! That hurt!
267
00:09:12,155 --> 00:09:13,590
- Yeah!
- Oh, my God!
268
00:09:13,657 --> 00:09:15,359
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
269
00:09:15,425 --> 00:09:16,760
Oh, hello.
270
00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:19,596
You better get your punk ass up
and run me my keys!
271
00:09:19,663 --> 00:09:20,973
Nice race, sucka!
272
00:09:23,267 --> 00:09:27,104
So, it turns out I might need
to make some life changes.
273
00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,206
I know you're not supposed to
kick a man when he's down,
274
00:09:29,273 --> 00:09:32,743
but I see you peed
a little bit there, son.
275
00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:34,229
That's sweat.
276
00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:38,595
Oh, God.
277
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:42,019
Wait a minute.
278
00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,703
Is that pee?
279
00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:52,129
Ooh.
280
00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:53,664
- Oatmeal.
- Mm-hmm.
281
00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,132
You know if you put
too much sugar in that,
282
00:09:55,198 --> 00:09:57,434
it turns into dessert, right?
283
00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,003
No sugar, no butter, no maple syrup...
284
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,058
- Ooh...
- ...no top bacon.
285
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,339
- Wow.
- Just water.
286
00:10:02,406 --> 00:10:04,708
- Mm.
- And how is that?
287
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,510
- Terrible.
- Mm, gosh.
288
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,019
Yeah. But losing to you was
the wake-up call that I needed.
289
00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:11,949
Yep, I went for a jog this
morning before the sun came up.
290
00:10:12,015 --> 00:10:14,318
And now I'm gonna eat clean
from here on out.
291
00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,852
Mm-hmm-hmm.
292
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,821
That positive attitude is impressive.
293
00:10:17,888 --> 00:10:19,022
You know, the older that we get,
294
00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:20,724
the harder it is to stay
on top of our health,
295
00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,159
but it is so worth it.
296
00:10:22,225 --> 00:10:24,828
And, Dre, you need to drink this.
297
00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:26,496
- What?
- I drink one of these
298
00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:28,832
after every single one of my workouts.
299
00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:32,628
And I should introduce you to
the trainer at my gym, Richie.
300
00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:34,404
He's great. I'mma have him text you.
301
00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:35,539
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:38,375
Um... did Richie give you his number?
303
00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:39,576
- Huh?
- Because if he did,
304
00:10:39,651 --> 00:10:40,885
- I'm gonna have to fight him.
- Oh, stop.
305
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,045
See?
306
00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:45,482
This race has put the fire
in my belly again.
307
00:10:45,549 --> 00:10:46,984
Oh, my goodness.
308
00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,819
Had I known this would happen,
309
00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:50,721
I would have whupped your ass
a long time ago.
310
00:10:50,787 --> 00:10:51,989
Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh!
311
00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:53,323
- Not long ago.
- Really?
312
00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:56,326
I'm sure I would have won
this race until COVID hit.
313
00:10:56,393 --> 00:10:57,761
- Oh.
- Yeah, I just started
314
00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,779
packing on weight like a polar bear.
315
00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:00,818
You know, I really didn't know
316
00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:02,378
what the food supply chain was gonna do.
317
00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:03,400
Yeah.
318
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,068
- So that's what happened.
- Mm.
319
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:07,704
I think it's great that you're
trying to improve yourself.
320
00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,206
And in order to help you,
321
00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:11,742
I'mma get you one of those watches,
322
00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:13,443
the ones that track your health.
323
00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,911
Could you get me one
with diamonds on it?
324
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,213
- You know what else I'mma get?
- What?
325
00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:18,582
Custom plates for my new car.
326
00:11:18,648 --> 00:11:20,050
Babe, we really don't have to swap cars
327
00:11:20,117 --> 00:11:21,585
if you don't want to, okay?
328
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,699
It was just... a friendly bet.
329
00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:26,097
There's no such thing
as a friendly bet with you, Dre.
330
00:11:26,164 --> 00:11:28,700
Do you not remember
that I took out the garbage
331
00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,769
for three weeks
332
00:11:30,835 --> 00:11:33,338
because I couldn't remember the lyrics
333
00:11:33,405 --> 00:11:34,773
to "Pleasure Principle"?
334
00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:37,008
I told you "Rhythm Nation"
was an easier song.
335
00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:40,144
- Rules are rules, Dre. Plus, it's fine.
- Okay.
336
00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:41,813
You're driving my car.
It's basically the same thing.
337
00:11:41,886 --> 00:11:43,854
- No, it's not.
- Oh, hey, by the way,
338
00:11:43,915 --> 00:11:45,850
do not turn the heat on in the car,
339
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,386
because Devante put some pudding
in one of the vents,
340
00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:49,688
and you'll smell like chocolate all day.
341
00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:50,889
- Yeah.
- Okay?
342
00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,857
That's nothing like my car.
343
00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:55,441
It's exactly like your car,
but without the pudding.
344
00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:02,634
I swallowed my pride
345
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:06,504
and drove Bow's mom mobile
to do school drop-offs.
346
00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:09,140
I was getting through it,
and then this happened.
347
00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:10,642
Hey, Dre.
348
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,310
- Hey.
- Drinking that PowerFlex, I see.
349
00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:13,244
Yeah, yeah.
350
00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:14,713
Oh, hey, fitness-tracker twins.
351
00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:16,748
Yeah, recent events have forced me
352
00:12:16,815 --> 00:12:18,683
to try to get back into shape.
353
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:19,985
Well, you're moving
in the right direction.
354
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,419
This thing changed my life.
355
00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:22,721
- Hmm.
- It tracks your workouts,
356
00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:24,589
your heartbeats, and your steps.
357
00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:27,750
What's really cool is, it lets
my wife track everything, too.
358
00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:29,227
She tracks you?
359
00:12:29,294 --> 00:12:31,496
Well, my New Year's resolution
was to lose some weight,
360
00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:32,564
and her New Year's resolution
361
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,065
was to make sure I lose some weight.
362
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,266
Uh-huh.
363
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,935
Oh. That's her.
364
00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:38,770
She knows I haven't been moving
in a couple minutes.
365
00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:41,773
She's wondering
if I'm dead or just lazy.
366
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,774
Huh?
367
00:12:42,841 --> 00:12:44,876
Oh, she's not happy
with this heart rate.
368
00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:48,213
Yeah, I-I got to go.
369
00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:52,217
That's when I realized
370
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:55,620
Bow was trying to control my life.
371
00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:00,883
What? Wait.
372
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,704
She was manipulating me.
373
00:13:02,774 --> 00:13:03,842
What?
374
00:13:09,214 --> 00:13:10,182
Hey, sweetie.
375
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,684
Hey, Grandma.
376
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,133
What do you text someone
when you've really messed up?
377
00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:17,270
Oh, is this about Olivia?
378
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:18,246
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
379
00:13:18,271 --> 00:13:19,806
Did she see the skin tag?
380
00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:21,341
- What?
- All right.
381
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,777
Get me a lighter
and a couple of Key limes.
382
00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:25,211
No, Grandma, she said "I love you,"
383
00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:28,048
and I-I just... I did...
I didn't know how to react.
384
00:13:28,114 --> 00:13:29,549
Well, what's to know, baby?
385
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,718
You just say it back.
386
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:34,554
I used to tell
men I love them all the time.
387
00:13:34,621 --> 00:13:36,556
Shouldn't it be a special moment?
388
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:37,824
Who said it wasn't?
389
00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:38,892
Earl!
390
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,794
When's the first time I told you
I loved you?
391
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,363
Oh, that would be at
what became our favorite diner.
392
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,464
I'll never forget it.
393
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,700
Corner booth. You ordered the coffee.
394
00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:48,308
- I had the cherry pie.
- Sure did.
395
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,704
On my third bite, she looked me
dead in the eye
396
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,839
and said, "I love you, Earl Johnson."
397
00:13:52,906 --> 00:13:54,374
- Mm-hmm.
- It was the first time.
398
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:55,809
But it wasn't the last.
399
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,077
See?
400
00:13:57,143 --> 00:13:58,845
I just met him that night.
401
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,046
Yeah.
402
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,215
I liked the way his pants fit.
403
00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:04,551
Okay. Uh, look, boy, just say it.
404
00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:07,854
You know, sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.
405
00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:09,022
Uh...
406
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,725
Don't put too much pressure on it, baby.
407
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,159
You'll be fine.
408
00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:15,862
I don't know. I-I still want it
to be a big deal.
409
00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,063
Fine.
410
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,531
Be stubborn.
411
00:14:18,598 --> 00:14:20,767
Enjoy your evening at home
412
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,770
because you're too afraid
to say three little words.
413
00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:25,538
Oh.
414
00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:31,711
You know, Grandma's actually right.
415
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,114
You heard all that?
416
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,282
Man, I hear everything.
417
00:14:36,349 --> 00:14:38,718
And I've heard enough to know
you're being stupid.
418
00:14:38,785 --> 00:14:40,887
- That's your advice?
- Yes.
419
00:14:40,954 --> 00:14:42,689
You're upset because you want the moment
420
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,857
you say "I love you" to hit you
421
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,548
like some kind of lightning bolt.
422
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:47,365
Yeah. What's so wrong with that?
423
00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:50,602
The lightning bolt is that you
actually got her to like you.
424
00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:54,439
You know, I assumed you'd be sad
and lonely forever, but...
425
00:14:54,506 --> 00:14:57,008
- Mm-hmm.
- ...it turns out you're not a total loser.
426
00:14:57,075 --> 00:15:00,879
So stop being so extra
and just go fix it.
427
00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:02,781
Wow.
428
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:04,282
How do you know all this?
429
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:06,218
The parental controls
disappeared from Netflix
430
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:08,119
two years ago.
431
00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:10,764
- I've learned some things.
- Clearly.
432
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,791
Bow beat me in a race
433
00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:14,692
and tricked me into being tracked,
434
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:18,430
but her winning streak was about to end.
435
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,737
What... What the hell is that?
436
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:26,771
My new car.
437
00:15:26,796 --> 00:15:27,834
- What?!
- Yeah.
438
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,047
I'm surprised you didn't see me
439
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:31,209
sitting in the dealership
for the last three hours
440
00:15:31,276 --> 00:15:33,945
after you tagged me
like a research dolphin.
441
00:15:34,012 --> 00:15:35,447
What are you talking about?
442
00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,549
You tried to trick me into
becoming a better person, Bow.
443
00:15:37,616 --> 00:15:38,617
What...
444
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:40,218
But it didn't work.
445
00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:41,294
You're ridiculous.
446
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:44,717
Yeah. Ridiculously fast!
447
00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:51,541
Oh.
448
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,898
Where'd they say it was again?
449
00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:54,598
Oh, it's this... Mm.
450
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,236
Oh, nope. No. Oh.
451
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,644
Why are you dressed
like an Italian tourist?
452
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,111
I can't hear you, Pops!
453
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:09,203
Huh?!
454
00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:12,465
I got 600 horses
still ringing in my ears!
455
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,583
Yeah, you bought a Ferrari.
456
00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:14,779
That little race with your wife
457
00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:16,013
is making you lose your mind, you know.
458
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,088
No, that race was a setup.
459
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,762
Yeah, Bow is manipulating me
460
00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:23,398
now that I'm entering my middle age.
461
00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:24,408
Entering?
462
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,668
I'mma show her that I can age gracefully
463
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,339
and go from zero to 60 in 3 seconds.
464
00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:32,841
Look, I did the same thing
as you when I was your age.
465
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,942
I bought a boat.
466
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:35,611
You bought a Ferrari.
467
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:39,781
What Black man you know lives
in Compton buys a boat?
468
00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:41,350
It was a spite buy.
469
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,752
Yeah, well, I wish you had "spite come"
470
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:45,287
to my high-school graduation.
471
00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:47,222
It was during the Preakness.
472
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:49,625
You need to stop acting like a fool.
473
00:16:49,691 --> 00:16:51,860
Bow's job as a wife
is to make you better.
474
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,096
Your job as a husband is to let her.
475
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:56,698
- Hey...
- Look, she had you working out
476
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,268
and trying to be a better man.
477
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:02,871
It's the same thing as what
your mama's done for me.
478
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,274
Instead of hanging out
down at the track, losing money,
479
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,376
drinking with Loose Craig,
480
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:10,279
I might live to see 95 years of age.
481
00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:13,960
Pops, it just hurts
that I lost a race to my wife.
482
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:17,263
Correction... you got your ass
smoked by your wife.
483
00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,657
Nice.
484
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:20,401
I hurt all my ACLs.
485
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:38,410
Listen, I've dated "that's
what's up" guys before...
486
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:41,212
athletes, musicians, actors.
487
00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:44,616
And, sure, I like the trips
and the cars and the vacations,
488
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:47,552
but there was always something missing.
489
00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:49,421
Doesn't sound like it.
490
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:53,058
I was tired
of those kinds of guys, Junior.
491
00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:56,061
I'm dating you because you're different.
492
00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:57,929
Or at least I thought you were.
493
00:17:57,996 --> 00:18:00,398
Yeah. I am different,
494
00:18:00,465 --> 00:18:02,767
and I'm not gonna apologize for it.
495
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,436
I'm the type of guy
496
00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:07,272
who thinks that certain moments
should be special.
497
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:09,908
They should happen by a lake
or while watching a sunset.
498
00:18:09,974 --> 00:18:11,810
Maybe not fireworks, but something,
499
00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,645
especially with you.
500
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:16,147
I want all of our big moments
to be amazing
501
00:18:16,214 --> 00:18:18,049
because I love you.
502
00:18:22,987 --> 00:18:25,256
I love you, too.
503
00:18:25,323 --> 00:18:26,758
Oh.
504
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,626
That's what it's supposed to feel like.
505
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:32,063
Yeah.
506
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,465
Wow.
507
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,105
- Babe?
- Mm-hmm?
508
00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:42,440
I'm sorry about buying the Ferrari.
509
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:44,976
You mean it isn't just a lease?
510
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:46,811
I was driving around in your car,
511
00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:48,179
drinking your juice, wearing a...
512
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:50,648
- Oh, my God.
- ...a tracking device on my wrist.
513
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,584
I thought you were taking
advantage of me falling off,
514
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,585
so I had to fight back.
515
00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:56,654
Dre, that is totally not
what I was doing.
516
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,924
It was friendly competition,
like every other time.
517
00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:01,693
This isn't a board game
518
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,629
or to see who can chop
vegetables the fastest
519
00:19:04,696 --> 00:19:06,664
or to see who can name
all the members of DeBarge
520
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:07,866
without looking it up, all right?
521
00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:11,302
This counts a whole lot more.
522
00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:13,638
You're just mad 'cause you lost.
523
00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:14,806
But maybe I cut too deep.
524
00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:16,808
I was just having fun, like you do
525
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,712
when I win a plaque
for L.A. Doctor of the Year,
526
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:23,314
and you say it looks like I won
a karate tournament,
527
00:19:23,381 --> 00:19:25,683
or when we argue for hours
528
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,486
about whether Tupac is still alive.
529
00:19:28,553 --> 00:19:30,522
Then why did they cremate him
so fast, hmm?
530
00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:31,723
I bet you Suge knows.
531
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,024
The amount of practice I get
532
00:19:33,091 --> 00:19:35,994
from debating your rational
and irrational arguments
533
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,495
at the same time,
534
00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:41,166
I will never lose a debate
to a normal person.
535
00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:45,303
Okay, so, that's all I bring to you?
536
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:48,506
No. Dre...
537
00:19:48,573 --> 00:19:50,375
That is the fun and silly stuff, Dre.
538
00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:54,212
When it comes to the real stuff,
no one has my back like you.
539
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,747
No one supports me like you do.
540
00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:57,248
No one's a bigger cheerleader for me.
541
00:19:57,315 --> 00:19:59,551
And when I don't believe in myself,
542
00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:01,986
you believe in me enough for both of us.
543
00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,655
And you're always there for me, too.
544
00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:04,689
Yes, I am.
545
00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:06,858
And I will admit I can go overboard
546
00:20:06,925 --> 00:20:08,426
when things don't go my way.
547
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,395
I'll work on that.
548
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:13,598
Okay. Well, if you are gonna
work on that,
549
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:16,768
then maybe... and I mean just maybe...
550
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:19,270
I'll give you your car back.
551
00:20:19,337 --> 00:20:20,705
- Really?
- Hmm.
552
00:20:20,772 --> 00:20:22,106
Then I don't need the Ferrari.
553
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:23,241
Hold on.
554
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,609
Don't return it so quickly.
555
00:20:24,676 --> 00:20:25,710
Why?
556
00:20:25,777 --> 00:20:27,278
'Cause I would like to drive it.
557
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:28,413
Oh.
558
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,014
I've always wondered
what it would be like
559
00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,717
to have a midlife crisis.
560
00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:33,852
- Babe.
- Mm-hmm?
561
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:35,954
- It's incredible.
- Tell me everything.
562
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,519
Whoo-hoo!
563
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:41,399
Oh, my God!
564
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:43,305
- That was amazing!
- Yeah.
565
00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:45,889
I don't know why people wait
until something bad happens
566
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:47,057
to get one of these.
567
00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,025
- But you know what?
- Hmm?
568
00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:50,327
My lesson out of this?
569
00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:52,396
Buy the car.
570
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:53,497
- Okay.
- I feel invincible.
571
00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:54,631
- Yep.
- Do you feel invincible?
572
00:20:54,698 --> 00:20:55,732
A little bit.
573
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:57,034
And you know what?
We got to get this back
574
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,535
- to the dealership.
- Yeah.
575
00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,037
My interest rate is 30%.
576
00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,405
You're probably right.
577
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,973
We should take it back.
578
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,174
- Uh-huh.
- Mm.
579
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:05,709
Hey. Uh...
580
00:21:05,776 --> 00:21:06,877
Oh, I'm sorry.
581
00:21:06,902 --> 00:21:08,687
I just need to take it
for one last spin.
582
00:21:08,719 --> 00:21:09,762
Come on, babe!
583
00:21:09,787 --> 00:21:13,334
- Let me at least go with you.
- Watch your toes!
41366
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