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Dre: America is built
on competition.
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Capitalism is competition.
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Grades in school
are a competition.
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And we can't get enough
of our sports.
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[ Bell dings ] We literally still fight
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human beings in cages.
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Even our political parties
have team colors.
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And me?
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Because I was born
an underdog,
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I compete hard
at everything,
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and I've tried to pass that on
to my family.
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Don't do it, don't do it,
don't do it!
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-Oh!
-Oh! -Oh!
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How do I always lose?
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There's got to be something
wrong with these blocks.
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The only thing wrong is
that you think you can beat me.
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You can still win,
son.
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She didn't yell "Jenga"
when the tower fell.
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Oh, no, that's not the way
this works.
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I think you're thinking
of a different game.
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Babe, I always yell "Jenga"
when I win.
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Yes, and you also yell
"Scrabble"
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every time you spell a word
that's over four letters.
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Diane, you should let him win
once or twice
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so he doesn't feel bad.
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-No, you should not let him win,alright?
-What?
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You're supposed to play
as hard as you can.
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That's what it's about.
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Well, I used to let her win
all the time.
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That's how
she got so good.
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I helped her build
her confidence.
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Uh, build my confidence?
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Man,
you swim in a shirt.
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Guys, it's just a game,
alright?
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We're having
a little family fun time,
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and then we move on.
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Your mom's only
saying that
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because I beat her
at everything.
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What?![ Kids murmur ]
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I brush my teeth
faster than you.
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That's 'cause you only brush
the ones that people can see.
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I always finish
chopping vegetables first.
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And there's always blood
in the onions.
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Every time we thumb-wrestle,
I win.
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That's 'cause I'm trying
to hold your hand.
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See this?
She can't even win the argument.
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-Hmm.
-Hmm.
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Okay,
look me in the eyes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I want to make sure
that you hear
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-what I'm saying to you.
-I'm listening.
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I can beat you at anything
at any time, anyplace.
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-Diane: Oh.
-Anyplace.
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Christopher Williams,
you're dreamin'.
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Ohh.
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Am I?
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Yes.
Huh.
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Well, then why don't you
break out your shorts
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and your running shoes?
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'Cause I'm about
to whup yo ass.
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A race?
Yeah, a race.
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Let's do this.
Ah.
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Because I will smoke you.
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[ Laughs ]
Whoa, hold on, Dad. Are you -- Are you sure?
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'Cause Mom works out
all the time.
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Yeah, Mom kickboxes,
she does yoga,
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and she's so good
at spinning
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that when Rafael blew out
his Achilles,
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they let her
teach the class.
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-I taught it.
-Yeah, but Dad cheats,
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so he's got that going
for him.
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No,
I'm a natural athlete.
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[ Laughs ]
I have sneaky skills.
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-Oh, boy.
-I grew up playing playground football
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with two future NBA stars
and a Heisman winner.
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You don't want
any of this, Dre.
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I lettered in track,
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and you don't have time to get
yourself on a steroid cycle.
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Don't let your mouth writechecks your ass can't cash.
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-Oh.
-Huh.
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If you're so confident,
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then why don't we put
something on it?
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Anything.
Fine.
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The loser has to drop the kids
off at school
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for the rest of the year.
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-What?
-What? We're the bet?
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Yeah, I thought school drop-off
was our special time.
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Of course it is,
pumpkin.
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That's it?
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And if I win,
I get your car.
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-Ooh!
-Oooooh.
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-This just got interesting.
-Okay.
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But your car
has that stick-figure family
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in the window.
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You -- You let the kidseat in your car.
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Every time I ride in it,
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a fruit snack gets stuckto my pants.
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Sounds like
you're afraid of losing.
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Junior: [ Gasps ]
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Of course I'm not.
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It's on.
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Fine.
Mm-hmm.
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Let's get back to "Jenga."
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Let's do it.
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Okay.
I'll take this one.
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Yeah, aha!
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-What are you doing?
-See how fast I am?
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-Jenga! I win.
-That's --
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You ain't ready for this.
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Hey, catch it.
It's yours.
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A little of that.
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And a little of that.
Yeah.
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Did you just mix your guacamolewith the salsa?
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Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
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Guacamole is her own girl.
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She's an independent dip.
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But I like salsa.
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Then why would you do that
to salsa?
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Hmm. You know, I just love
how you have
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such a strong opinion
on, well, everything.
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What are your thoughts
about waiting in line?
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Trash. Give me a number
and a seat. Thank you.
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Okay. Picking people up
from the airport.
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If you were that important,you'd already be with me.
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Mm.
Anything else?
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Yes. Please try
my salsa and guacamole mix.
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It's delicious.
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Come on.
Okay.
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Alright.
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Delicious.
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It better be.
Shoot.
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Hmm.
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It's good.
Mm-hmm.
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It's good.
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Hmm.
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Look at you,showing me new things.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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You're just full
of surprises, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Junior...
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I love you.
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That's what's up.
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Um...okay.
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I'll be right back.
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♪
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I wasn't worried about my race
with Bow.
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But I figured
I should hydrate
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so I could be
at peak performance.
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Hey, you better grab
one of these muffins
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before I eat them all.
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I'm fine with water.
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I got to prepare
for a big race.
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Oh, I, too, have to prepare
for a big race.
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That race?
Samoans.
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I've always been drawn
to a culture
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that frowns upon shirts.
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No.
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My wife challenged me
to a 100-yard dash.
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She actually thinks
she can beat me.
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Can you believe that?
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Dre, you can't run a race
against your wife, okay?
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It's a no-win situation.
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If you win, it's only because
you were supposed to win.
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You gain nothing.
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But if you lose, no man
in the Greater Los Angeles area
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will get an erection
for months.
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Are you serious?
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My wife is not gonna beat me
in a race.
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I don't know.
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Rainbow Johnson
is in amazing shape.
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I've casually passed the window
to her Pilates class
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on several occasions,
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and she is built for speed
like a rear-wheel-drive Mustang.
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Okay, you guys
are being ridiculous.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
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Yeah, they're being ridiculous,
right?
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B-Because you're an athlete,
right?
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Right.
Wrong.
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Dre, did you know
that I used to be
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an All-American
lacrosse player?
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Lacrosse -- that's the one
with the horses or boats?
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Muffin Josh,
you were a D-1 athlete?
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He was, until he was dunked on
by a woman
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in a game
of pickup basketball.
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It was the Internet's
first meme.
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I can still hear
the laughter. [ Chuckles ]
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Do whatever you have to do
to get out of this race, Dre.
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Throw yourself
down a flight of stairs.
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Have a friend shoot you
in the leg.
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Whatever you do,
do not run this race.
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It destroyed me.
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I'm gonna be alright.
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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I mean, sure.
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Maybe you will be.
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Or maybe, after you lose,
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your best friends
will all be cats, too.
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We both know those cats
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are gonna eat you
when you die, right?
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Mm-hmm.
100%.
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♪
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Hey, hey, young brother.
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Girl problems?
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How could you tell?
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Ah, I can recognize
a Black man
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drowning his sorrows
in hot sauce when I see one.
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My girlfriend told me
she loved me,
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and I didn't say it back.
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Mm.
So, what did you say?
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"That's what's up."
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[ Groans ]
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That's what you say
when the waiter brings you
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an extra barbecue sauce.
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I-I know.
I just wasn't expecting it.
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Saying "I love you" is supposed
to be such a big moment.
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Now I don't know if
I'll ever get a chance again.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, your best friend
Uncle Dr. Charlie's
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got good news for you.
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You don't want to be
the first one to say it,
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'cause if you do,
then you lose all control.
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Listen, you already got her
on lockdown, right?
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So what you need to add...
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is a side chick
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or grow out
some questionable facial hair
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for your new
dating profile.
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That's what I'd do.
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And you think that would
make me feel better?
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Oh!
[ Laughing ] No.
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Nothing will make you
feel better.
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You blew it
with the woman you love.
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But a handlebar mustache
would make me laugh.
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[ Laughs ]
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You put corn on here?
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When the day of the race came,
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I was ready to put on a show
for the crowd
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and put all those haters
in their place.
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You even warm up
in slow motion.
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Oh, I'm gonna beat you
real nice.
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Uh-huh.
And when I do,
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I want you to look up
Carl Lewis' address
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so I can challenge him
to a race, too.
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You gonna keep running
your mouth,
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or you want
to run this race?
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My baby's
not afraid of you.
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Tryin' to be FloBow.
[ Laughs ]
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They both took off workfor this?
Hot mess.
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Hey!
Can we get going?
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I've been itching to try out
this starter pistol.
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Oh, aim for the sun.
I want to see what happens.
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Alright.
Here we go, guys.
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[ Starter pistol cocks ]
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On your mark!
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Get set!
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Go!
256
00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,361
Ahhh!
257
00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,362
You cheated.
258
00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,059
Yes, I did.
Ha!
259
00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,452
[ Laughs ]
-Come on, Dre!
260
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,585
♪ The lace lady,
travel with grace, baby ♪
261
00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,934
♪ I can't afford
to cover the... ♪
262
00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:23,633
Running is the closest we come
to flying.
263
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,549
Muscles working in concert,
264
00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:29,334
the wind in your face,
265
00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:33,513
your body moving with purpose
towards the horizon.
266
00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,298
Running is freedom.
267
00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,301
We're heroes
when we're running...
268
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,911
legends...
269
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,870
our best selves.
270
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,219
Wait.
271
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,134
Is Bow's best self
beating my best self?
272
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,178
Come on!
273
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,005
What is happening?
274
00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,137
Come on, boy!
275
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,181
Oh, my God.
276
00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,140
I was about to lose...
277
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,924
and lose badly.
278
00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,143
I had to do something.
279
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,231
Think! Quick!
280
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,842
[ Screaming ]
281
00:08:58,886 --> 00:08:59,843
[ Groans ]
282
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,585
[ Laughs ]
283
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,804
Ain't nothing wrong
with you.
284
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,632
I heard something pop!
285
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,547
I think it was
my ACL!
286
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,636
I think it was
all my CLs!
287
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:10,898
Somebody call
a doctor!
288
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:11,812
Oh, my God.
Come on, come on!
289
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,465
-Mom, Mom!
-That hurt!
290
00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,945
-Rainbow: Yeah!
-Oh, my God!
291
00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,468
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
292
00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,122
Oh, hello.
293
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,690
You better get your punk ass up
and run me my keys!
294
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,300
Nice race, sucka!
295
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,564
[ Laughs ]
296
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:28,437
So, it turns out I might need
to make some life changes.
297
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,526
I know you're not supposed to
kick a man when he's down,
298
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,051
but I see you peed
a little bit there, son.
299
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,183
That's sweat.
300
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,055
[ Breathing deeply ]
301
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,145
Oh, God.
302
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,321
Wait a minute.
303
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,715
Is that pee?
304
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,108
[ Crying ]
305
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,114
♪
306
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,376
Ooh.
307
00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,160
Oatmeal.
Mm-hmm.
308
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,379
You know if you put
too much sugar in that,
309
00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,642
it turns into dessert,
right?
310
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,253
No sugar, no butter,
no maple syrup...
311
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,167
Ooh.
...no top bacon.
312
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,604
Wow.
Just water.
313
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,954
Mm.
And how is that?
314
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,738
Terrible.
Mm, gosh.
315
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,219
Yeah. But losing to you was
the wake-up call that I needed.
316
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:14,135
Yep, I went for a jog this
morning before the sun came up.
317
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,267
And now I'm gonna eat clean
from here on out.
318
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,791
Mm-hmm-hmm.
319
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,010
That positive attitude
is impressive.
320
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,316
You know,
the older that we get,
321
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,926
the harder it is to stay
on top of our health,
322
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,362
but it is so worth it.
323
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,756
And, Dre,
you need to drink this.
324
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,671
What?
I drink one of these
325
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282
after every single one
of my workouts.
326
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,808
And I should introduce you to
the trainer at my gym, Richie.
327
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,374
He's great.
I'mma have him text you.
328
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,724
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
329
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,596
Um...did Richie give you
his number?
330
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,771
Huh?
Because if he did,
331
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,077
I'm gonna have
to fight him. Oh, stop.
332
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,339
See?
333
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,429
This race has put the fire
in my belly again.
334
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,170
Oh, my goodness.
335
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,998
Had I known
this would happen,
336
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,869
I would have whupped your ass
a long time ago.
337
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,131
Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh!
338
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,524
Not long ago.
Really?
339
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,483
I'm sure I would have won
this race until COVID hit.
340
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,920
Oh.
Yeah, I just started
341
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,791
packing on weight
like a polar bear.
342
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,923
You know,
I really didn't know
343
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,402
what the food supply chain
was gonna do.
344
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,577
Yeah.
345
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492
So that's what happened.
Mm.
346
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,625
I think it's great that you're
trying to improve yourself.
347
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,366
And in order to help you,
348
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,890
I'mma get you
one of those watches,
349
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,631
the ones
that track your health.
350
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,067
Could you get me one
with diamonds on it?
351
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,373
You know
what else I'mma get? What?
352
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,723
Custom plates
for my new car.
353
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,203
Babe, we really don't have
to swap cars
354
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,726
if you don't want to,
okay?
355
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,946
It was just...
a friendly bet.
356
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,339
There's no such thing
as a friendly bet with you, Dre.
357
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,951
Do you not remember
that I took out the garbage
358
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,996
for three weeks
359
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,303
because I couldn't remember
the lyrics
360
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,957
to "Pleasure Principle"?
361
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,220
I told you "Rhythm Nation"
was an easier song.
362
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,830
Rules are rules,
Dre.
363
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,310
Okay.
Plus, it's fine.
364
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,007
You're driving my car.
It's basically the same thing.
365
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,792
-No, it's not.
-Oh, hey, by the way,
366
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,055
do not turn the heat on
in the car,
367
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,622
because Devante put some pudding
in one of the vents,
368
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,885
and you'll smell
like chocolate all day.
369
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:52,842
Yeah.
Okay?
370
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,062
That's nothing
like my car.
371
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,151
It's exactly like your car,
but without the pudding.
372
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,501
[ Laughs ]
373
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,809
♪
374
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,811
I swallowed my pride
375
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:08,728
and drove Bow's mom mobile
to do school drop-offs.
376
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,339
I was getting through it,
and then this happened.
377
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,819
Hey, Dre.
378
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,255
-Hey.
-Drinking that PowerFlex, I see.
379
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,430
Yeah, yeah.
380
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,866
Oh, hey,
fitness-tracker twins.
381
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,912
Yeah, recent events
have forced me
382
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,827
to try to get back
into shape.
383
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,132
Well, you're moving
in the right direction.
384
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,612
This thing
changed my life.
385
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,874
-Hmm.
-It tracks your workouts,
386
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,789
your heartbeats,
and your steps.
387
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,705
What's really cool is, it lets
my wife track everything, too.
388
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,402
She tracks you?
389
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,665
Well, my New Year's resolution
was to lose some weight,
390
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,797
and her
New Year's resolution
391
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,233
was to make sure
I lose some weight.
392
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,452
Uh-huh.[ Watch rings, vibrates ]
393
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,106
Oh. That's her.
[ Laughs ]
394
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,934
She knows I haven't been moving
in a couple minutes.
395
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,719
She's wondering
if I'm dead or just lazy.
396
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,155
Huh?[ Watch rings, vibrates ]
397
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,027
Oh, she's not happy
with this heart rate.
398
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,378
Yeah, I-I got to go.
399
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,162
[ Watch rings, vibrates ]
400
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,382
That's when I realized
401
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,515
Bow was trying to control
my life.
402
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,256
♪
403
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,127
[ Laughs]
404
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,432
What? Wait.
405
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,130
[ Laughter]
406
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,827
Dre: She was manipulating me.
407
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,176
What?
408
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:10,006
♪
409
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,486
[ Keys clacking ]
410
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:12,269
Ruby: Hey, sweetie.
411
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:15,011
Hey, Grandma.
412
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,405
What do you text someone
when you've really messed up?
413
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,233
Oh,
is this about Olivia?
414
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,451
Yeah.
Ooh.
415
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,018
Did she see the skin tag?
416
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,585
-What?
-Alright. [ Snaps fingers ]
417
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,761
Get me a lighter
and a couple of Key limes.
418
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,458
No, Grandma, she said
"I love you,"
419
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,287
and I-I just -- I did--
I didn't know how to react.
420
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,549
Well,
what's to know, baby?
421
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,943
You just say it back.
422
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,816
[ Whispering ] I used to tell
men I love them all the time.
423
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,556
Shouldn't it be
a special moment?
424
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,993
Who said it wasn't?
425
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,211
[ Normal voice ] Earl!
426
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,213
When's the first time I told you
I loved you?
427
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,563
Oh, that would be at
what became our favorite diner.
428
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,390
I'll never forget it.
429
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,609
Corner booth.
430
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,871
You ordered the coffee.
431
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,481
-I had the cherry pie.
-Sure did.
432
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,875
On my third bite, she looked me
dead in the eye
433
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,790
and said,
"I love you, Earl Johnson."
434
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,574
-Mm-hmm.
-It was the first time.
435
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,967
[ Laughs ]
But it wasn't the last.
436
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,273
See?
437
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,927
[ Whispering ] I just
met him that night.
438
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,232
[ Normal voice ] Yeah.
439
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,408
I liked the way
his pants fit.
440
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,758
Okay.
Uh, look, boy, just say it.
441
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,805
You know, sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.
442
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,198
Uh --
443
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,896
Don't put too much pressure
on it, baby.
444
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,332
You'll be fine.
445
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,031
I don't know. I-I still want it
to be a big deal.
446
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,249
Fine.
447
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,685
Be stubborn.
448
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,905
Enjoy your evening
at home
449
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,908
because you're too afraid
to say three little words.
450
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,431
Oh.
451
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,479
[ Sighs ]
452
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,611
You know,
Grandma's actually right.
453
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,266
You heard all that?
454
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,442
Man,
I hear everything.
455
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,618
And I've heard enough to know
you're being stupid.
456
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,924
That's your advice?
457
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,099
Yes.
458
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,840
You're upset
because you want the moment
459
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,972
you say "I love you"
to hit you
460
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,582
like some kind of
lightning bolt.
461
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,714
Yeah.
What's so wrong with that?
462
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,935
The lightning bolt is that you
actually got her to like you.
463
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:56,808
You know, I assumed you'd be sad
and lonely forever, but...
464
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,333
Mm-hmm.
...it turns out you're not a total loser.
465
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,945
So stop being so extra
and just go fix it.
466
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,078
Wow.
467
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,601
How do you know all this?
468
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,255
The parental controls
disappeared from Netflix
469
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,431
two years ago.
470
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,562
I've learned
some things.
471
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,434
Clearly.
472
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,088
Bow beat me in a race
473
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,959
and tricked me
into being tracked,
474
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:20,484
but her winning streak
was about to end.
475
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:24,053
[ Hip-hop music playing ]
476
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,794
♪ Ah, ah, ah
477
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,796
What --
What the hell is that?
478
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,840
My new car.
479
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,972
What?!
Yeah.
480
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,321
I'm surprised
you didn't see me
481
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,497
sitting in the dealership
for the last three hours
482
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,239
after you tagged me
like a research dolphin.
483
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,762
What are you
talking about?
484
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,590
You tried to trick me into
becoming a better person, Bow.
485
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:40,940
What...
486
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,506
But it didn't work.
487
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,551
You're ridiculous.
488
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,207
Yeah.
Ridiculously fast!
489
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,037
[ Imitates engine revving ]
490
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,907
[ Alarm blaring ]
491
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,865
Oh.
492
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,128
Where'd they say it was again?
493
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,607
Oh, it's this -- Mm.
494
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,739
Oh, nope. No. Oh.
495
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:06,748
[ Imitates engine revving ]
496
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,663
Why are you dressed
like an Italian tourist?
497
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,012
[ Laughs ]
498
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,318
I can't hear you, Pops!
499
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,710
Huh?!
500
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,757
I got 600 horses
still ringing in my ears!
501
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,367
Yeah,
you bought a Ferrari.
502
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,586
That little race
with your wife
503
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,543
is making you lose your mind,
you know.
504
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,503
No,
that race was a setup.
505
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,461
Yeah,
Bow is manipulating me
506
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,811
now that I'm entering
my middle age.
507
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:27,987
Entering?
508
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,293
I'mma show her
that I can age gracefully
509
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:33,993
and go from zero to 60
in 3 seconds.
510
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,212
Look, I did the same thing
as you when I was your age.
511
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,344
I bought a boat.
512
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,259
You bought a Ferrari.
513
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,437
What Black man you know lives
in Compton buys a boat?
514
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,004
It was a spite buy.
515
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,397
Yeah, well, I wish
you had "spite come"
516
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,964
to my high-school
graduation.
517
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,879
It was during
the Preakness.
518
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,273
You need to stop acting
like a fool.
519
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,492
Bow's job as a wife
is to make you better.
520
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,755
Your job as a husband
is to let her.
521
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,323
Hey --
Look, she had you working out
522
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,152
and trying to be
a better man.
523
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,503
It's the same thing as what
your mama's done for me.
524
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,636
Instead of hanging out
down at the track, losing money,
525
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,986
drinking with Loose Craig,
526
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,120
I might live
to see 95 years of age.
527
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:17,427
Pops, it just hurts
that I lost a race to my wife.
528
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,517
Correction -- you got your ass
smoked by your wife.
529
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,128
Nice.
[ Laughs ]
530
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,781
I hurt all my ACLs.
531
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,435
[ Imitates
engine revving ]
532
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:37,447
♪
533
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:41,669
Listen, I've dated "that's
what's up" guys before --
534
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,715
athletes, musicians,
actors.
535
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,110
And, sure, I like the trips
and the cars and the vacations,
536
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,765
but there was always
something missing.
537
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,115
Doesn't sound like it.
538
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,510
I was tired
of those kinds of guys, Junior.
539
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,513
I'm dating you
because you're different.
540
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,297
Or at least
I thought you were.
541
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,865
Yeah.
I am different,
542
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,215
and I'm not gonna apologize
for it.
543
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,912
I'm the type of guy
544
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,741
who thinks that certain moments
should be special.
545
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,353
They should happen by a lake
or while watching a sunset.
546
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,268
Maybe not fireworks,
but something,
547
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,139
especially with you.
548
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,359
I want all of our big moments
to be amazing
549
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,230
because I love you.
550
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,366
[ Chuckles ]
551
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,455
I love you, too.
552
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,196
Oh.
553
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,849
That's what it's supposed
to feel like.
554
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:35,201
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
555
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,637
Wow.
556
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,815
♪
557
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,513
Babe?
Mm-hmm?
558
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,602
I'm sorry
about buying the Ferrari.
559
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,690
[ Cellphone thuds ]
560
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,388
You mean
it isn't just a lease?
561
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,216
I was driving around
in your car,
562
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,608
drinking your juice,
wearing a...
563
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,089
Oh, my God....a tracking device
on my wrist.
564
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,743
I thought you were taking
advantage of me falling off,
565
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,005
so I had to fight back.
566
00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,095
Dre, that is totally not
what I was doing.
567
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,316
It was friendly competition,
like every other time.
568
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,882
This isn't a board game
569
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,059
or to see who can chop
vegetables the fastest
570
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,105
or to see who can name
all the members of DeBarge
571
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,280
without looking it up,
alright?
572
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,675
This counts
a whole lot more.
573
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,764
You're just mad
'cause you lost.
574
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,200
But maybe I cut too deep.
575
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,202
I was just having fun,
like you do
576
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:24,119
when I win a plaque
for L.A. Doctor of the Year,
577
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,426
and you say it looks like I won
a karate tournament,
578
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,080
or when we argue for hours
579
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,866
about whether Tupac
is still alive.
580
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,650
Then why did they cremate him
so fast, hmm?
581
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,869
I bet you Suge knows.
582
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,392
The amount of practice I get
583
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,352
from debating your rational
and irrational arguments
584
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,875
at the same time,
585
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:44,531
I will never lose a debate
to a normal person.
586
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,665
Okay, so,
that's all I bring to you?
587
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,886
No. Dre...
[ Sighs ]
588
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,757
That is the fun
and silly stuff, Dre.
589
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,544
When it comes to the real stuff,
no one has my back like you.
590
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,849
No one supports me
like you do.
591
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,590
No one's a bigger cheerleader
for me.
592
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,897
And when I don't believe
in myself,
593
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,291
you believe in me enough
for both of us.
594
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,988
And you're always there
for me, too.
595
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,076
Yes, I am.
596
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,209
And I will admit
I can go overboard
597
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,514
when things don't go
my way.
598
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,298
[ Scoffs ]
599
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,734
I'll work on that.
600
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,954
Okay. Well, if you are gonna
work on that,
601
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,131
then maybe --
and I mean just maybe --
602
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,351
I'll give you
your car back.
603
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,048
Really?
Hmm.
604
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,224
Then I don't need
the Ferrari.
605
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,573
Hold on.
606
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:27,965
Don't return it
so quickly.
607
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,053
Why?
608
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,359
'Cause I would like
to drive it.
609
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,752
Oh.
610
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,319
I've always wondered
what it would be like
611
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,799
to have a midlife crisis.
612
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,192
Babe.
Mm-hmm?
613
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,150
It's incredible.[ Gasps ]
Tell me everything.
614
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,286
[ Engine revs ]
Whoo-hoo!
615
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,940
Oh, my God!
616
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,985
That was amazing!
Yeah.
617
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,336
I don't know why people wait
until something bad happens
618
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,511
to get one of these.
619
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,468
But you know what?
Hmm?
620
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:55,036
My lesson out of this?
621
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,864
Buy the car.
622
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,213
Okay.
I feel invincible.
623
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,301
-Yep.
-Do you feel invincible?
624
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,520
A little bit.
[ Squeals ]
625
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,651
-And you know what?
-We got to get this back
626
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,262
to the dealership.
Yeah.
627
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,480
My interest rate is 30%.
628
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,134
You're probably right.
629
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,396
We should take it back.
630
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,615
Uh-huh.
Mm.
631
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,399
Hey. Uh...
632
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,574
Oh, I'm sorry.
633
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,315
I just need to take itfor one last spin.
634
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,403
[ Engine revs ]
Come on, babe!
635
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,404
Let me at least go with you.
636
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,928
Watch your toes!
637
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:22,528
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