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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:36,971 --> 00:00:38,871 [CLOCK TICKING] 3 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,806 [CHAIR SQUEAKS] 4 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:43,977 [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 5 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,382 [PAPERS BEING SHUFFLED] 6 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,721 You list music as an interest. 7 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:59,658 But I don't see no performances. 8 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:03,996 Choir, orchestra, marching band. 9 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:07,900 Well, I'm more of a soloist. Beat of my own drummer, you know? 10 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,574 I'm not a drummer. 11 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:20,813 I'll just... put those back for you. 12 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,453 Or a team player, it seems. 13 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,255 That's what my dad says. 14 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,594 Yeah? At least your father sounds like a smart man. 15 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,364 My father's a dick, sir. 16 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,835 Between work and his unrivaled enthusiasm for Monday Night Football, 17 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,437 he has no idea what my deal is. 18 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,606 [KNOCKING] 19 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,742 Sorry to bother you. 20 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:54,813 But Mom said that your self-indulgent practice interview 21 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,982 can wait until after dinner. Okay? 22 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,285 Are you going to take this seriously? 23 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,055 I pulled a lot of strings to get you this job interview. 24 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:05,591 Do you know what I was doing the summer after high school? 25 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,493 - Drugs? - That's not funny. 26 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:11,997 Hey everyone, I, uh... I have a lot more in the car, so... 27 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,065 Just a sec, hon. 28 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:17,102 I was working 12-hour shifts in your grandfather's factory. 29 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,837 - And do you know why? - Because he forced you? 30 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,506 He was preparing me for the future. 31 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,741 He knew one day I'd take over. 32 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,411 Well, I'm sorry I don't have your unbridled passion for the ketchup industry, Dad. 33 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,647 It's like, I don't want to live in the same town I grew up in forever. 34 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,915 None of us want that. 35 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,350 [PHILIP] Will you shut up, Lib? 36 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,319 Guys? I really could use a hand. 37 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,754 Yeah, just a second. 38 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,625 I don't think a summer job is too much to ask. 39 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:43,529 You know, Ritchie's daughter, Kelly, waits tables to help pay for college 40 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,963 and she's still graduating early. 41 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,698 And with the help of her brother, Eddie, 42 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,934 they cured cancer and got the Huns out of China. 43 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,435 Eddie's only a sophomore. 44 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:53,639 He's already on path to get a full football scholarship. 45 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,376 Wow, sounds like your ideal son, Dad. 46 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:01,847 [SIGHS] I'm not trying to make you feel bad. Only motivate you. 47 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,983 [PHONE RINGS] 48 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,185 I got to get this. 49 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,187 Why is she in a bad mood? 50 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:09,855 - [CAR HORN HONKS] - I'm coming! 51 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,157 [PHILIP] Mom, why not? 52 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,459 Because I know the kinds of things that happen on spring break. 53 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,296 What? Kids of overprotective parents get to reclaim a moment of sanity? 54 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,298 Minors get high and smoke weed. 55 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,200 Well, that's not why I'm going. 56 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:25,404 Mom, look. Here. See? Culture. 57 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,207 The Starling festival? 58 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,809 [PHILIP] Yeah, it's supposed to be amazing and educational. 59 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,178 - So, it's good. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,680 Did you ask your father? 61 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,847 He never says yes to anything! 62 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,149 [FRANK] I agree with your mother. 63 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,318 You don't even know what we're talking about. 64 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,053 This looks amazing, Laura! 65 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,654 Thank you. 66 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,556 - Where's Lib? - Hunger strike. 67 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:45,824 Again? 68 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,859 More of Grandma Ruth's pie for you. 69 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,428 Ooh! 70 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,164 You have our full support. 71 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:57,269 So, it looks like I have to leave first thing in the morning for Japan. 72 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,837 Feeling that three-day itch, huh? 73 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,506 Could you send someone else this time? 74 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,908 Because the kids have spring break. 75 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,177 And it would be great if the whole family could... 76 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:09,181 Do you think I enjoy being out of town for weeks on end? 77 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:13,085 You know, living out of suitcases? Eating nothing but room service? 78 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,853 - I would! - [PHILIP LAUGHS] 79 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,190 She gets that from your side of the family. 80 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:21,560 Okay, well, if Philip wants to go to the Starling Festival, 81 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,229 then I could take both of the kids to the lake. 82 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,597 - No! - No! 83 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,270 Philip has his summer job interview on Monday. 84 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,573 And, uh... I put in a lot of effort to make that happen. 85 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:38,043 How much effort does it take to hire your son when you're the boss? 86 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,878 You wouldn't understand the politics, Laura. 87 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,582 - Right. - [PHILIP] No, it's fine, Mom. 88 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,551 I mean, a family vacation is not exactly what I had in mind for spring break anyhow. 89 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,454 But a bird migration festival is? [CHUCKLES] 90 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,025 All right. This is BS. 91 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,594 - [LAURA] Philip... - Where do you think you're going? 92 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,596 [PHILIP] To Lewis'. To study. 93 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:01,233 - That better be reflected in your grades. - Frank. Frank, let him go. 94 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:02,801 I hope you're home by 10:00. 95 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,905 Do you remember when we went to this? 96 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,907 Hmm. No. 97 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,882 [MUDHONEY'S "IN 'N' OUT OF GRACE" PLAYS] 98 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,194 ♪ Jesus take me To a higher place ♪ 99 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,534 ♪ Slidin' in and out Of grace ♪ 100 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:42,574 ♪ Crushed bodies And blood I crave ♪ 101 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,947 ♪ Slidin' in and out Of grace ♪ 102 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,230 ♪ Cry for mercy Relieve my ache ♪ 103 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,699 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 104 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:11,870 Beer me. 105 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,340 Did you speak to your parents? 106 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,142 Did you sell them on the whole 107 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,878 "culture," "science," "festival of bird migrations" trip for break? 108 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,481 I'm pretty sure they saw it as a ploy to smoke weed and score girls. 109 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,815 What? Dude, come on. 110 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,550 - It was a terrible idea. - It was a great idea. 111 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,486 - For who? - My parents bought it. 112 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,820 Yeah, well, your parents are idiots, man. 113 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,856 Look, this is our senior year, dude. 114 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,158 This is our last spring break ever. 115 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,094 Our final chance to act like the popular kids we pretend to hate! 116 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,130 [GIRL] You have to inhale. All the way... 117 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,332 My final chance to get with Allison. 118 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,836 I hate to break it to you, but you've never had a chance with Allison. 119 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:48,940 Shit man, I even got my uncle to let us crash at his place! 120 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,909 - Is it by the lake? - It's close enough. 121 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,412 Come on, man. How old are you? 122 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,980 [STAMMERS] 123 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,916 I'm almost 18. I... 124 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,319 Yeah, you know what? You're right. Okay, I... 125 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,923 I'm tired of my dad telling me what I can and can't do. 126 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,025 - He's going to Japan, right? - Mm-hmm. 127 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:10,862 And then my mom is going to that PETA demonstration with Lib in the morning. 128 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:14,733 If we leave before they get back, we'll be fine. 129 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,202 Hell yeah! Shit. 130 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,970 - We are men. We can do... - That's right. 131 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,039 [GIRL] There's Sam. Let's go say hi. 132 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,207 Hey Allison! 133 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,611 [SIGHS] Don't think she heard me. 134 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,079 You weren't very loud. 135 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,215 - Should I be louder? - No. 136 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,002 It's way after 10:00. 137 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,737 Can you just ground me in the morning? 138 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,773 - [FRANK] Did you... - No, no. Dad, I wasn't drinking. 139 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,509 Did you apply to NYU? 140 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,912 I'm assuming that's one of those we-regret-to-inform-you letters. 141 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,515 I mean, I... I thought it'd be a waste of time. 142 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,683 Well... 143 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,253 You got in. 144 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,361 "Dear Philip, we are pleased to inform you..." 145 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,164 I... I got in. 146 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,298 [LAUGHS] Holy shit! 147 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,933 I thought you wanted to go to State. 148 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,635 You want me to go to State. 149 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,771 I wanted to get as far away from here as possible. That... 150 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,440 I should call Lewis. 151 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:29,139 Philip. 152 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:31,276 You're right, it's late. I should pack, or... 153 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,844 - Philip... - No, no, wait, wait. 154 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,846 Why would I pack four months in advance? 155 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,448 That's... Everything would get wrinkled. 156 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,250 Philip. You can't go. 157 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,655 What do you mean? 158 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:43,455 Philip, you're not ready for New York City at all. 159 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,457 Dad, I can't be a musician here. 160 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:50,862 A musician? Nobody goes to college to be a musician. 161 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,831 It's not happening. I'm sorry. 162 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,401 No, you're not. 163 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,801 You're thrilled to have another thing to take away from me. 164 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:02,040 No NYU, no girlfriend, you won't even let me have a dog! 165 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,942 Since when did you have a girlfriend? 166 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,178 I'm almost 18, all right? 167 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,648 You need to stop treating me like the 5-year-old 168 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:13,051 who puked on Allison Schumer at the piano recital. 169 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,142 From what I see, you're still acting like that kid. 170 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,154 How do you know? 171 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,156 You're never here! 172 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,729 [DOOR SHUTS] [SIGHS] 173 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,732 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 174 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,838 [LOUDLY] Can I come in? 175 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,940 [MUSIC STOPS] 176 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,508 Legally, I can't stop you. 177 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,842 He'll never let you go. 178 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,578 Maybe I don't need his permission. 179 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,080 But you need his money. Tuition isn't cheap. 180 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:46,017 And you can forget scholarships. 181 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,786 Because you don't exactly look good on paper. 182 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,956 Okay, aren't you too young to be hating men? 183 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,891 Look at my role models. 184 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,927 [CRAIG RICHEY'S "PISS OFF" PLAYS] 185 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,867 ♪ I take my vitamins Every day ♪ 186 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,136 ♪ I always knew what you say ♪ 187 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,172 ♪ But no more ♪ 188 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,208 ♪ No, no more ♪ 189 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,779 ♪ But no rules No school ♪ 190 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,149 ♪ No rules for me ♪ 191 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,384 ♪ I want to be free ♪ 192 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,889 You ready to ditch this ghost town? 193 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,491 Ah, you have no idea. 194 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,893 ♪ I know you want me Under your thumb ♪ 195 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,796 ♪ Snap your fingers And watch me come ♪ 196 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,298 ♪ But no more ♪ 197 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,570 If you play that thing when people are around, 198 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,071 you might actually get laid once in a while. 199 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,507 Uh, I get laid all the time, so... 200 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,669 It doesn't count if you're the only person in the room. 201 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,947 Check it out. Must be getting close. It's your dad's first baby. 202 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,149 Yeah, the one he actually spends time with. 203 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,781 But think about all the parties we could throw there. 204 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:53,585 Think anyone would come? 205 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,454 All of the ladies we are gonna hit this weekend! 206 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,857 - ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ - ♪ Four ♪ 207 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,458 ♪ Get them ladies In the door In the door ♪ 208 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,427 ♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪ 209 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,663 ♪ I don't have to masturbate ♪ 210 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,830 Yeah! 211 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,931 [SONG RESUMES] 212 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,366 [LEWIS] Spring break! 213 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:12,604 - [PHILIP] Whoa! Yeah. - [LEWIS] Oh, yeah! 214 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,172 [HONKS HORN] 215 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,541 [BOTH LAUGH] 216 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,176 Hey, they seem nice. 217 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,944 ♪ I want to be free ♪ 218 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:25,550 - ♪ Piss off ♪ - ♪ I got to be free ♪ 219 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,019 Is this it? 220 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,056 So much for bachelor paradise. 221 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,694 I think it's nicer on the inside. 222 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,362 Thank God I got my tetanus shot. 223 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,366 Uncle Ross? 224 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,972 Hello? Uncle... Ross? 225 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,107 [ROSS GROANS] 226 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,310 Ugh. What time is it? 227 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,212 Daytime. 228 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,914 Again? 229 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,050 [GRUNTS] 230 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,221 Oh... fuck. 231 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,957 Fuck. 232 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,293 Fuck! 233 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,129 [GRUNTS] 234 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,232 This is my friend... Philip. 235 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,500 Yeah. Hi. 236 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,471 [BURPS] 237 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,073 I thought you were bringing a girl. 238 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,510 Not a fucking dude. 239 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,883 Is this your uncle who got fired for being a pediatrician that crossed the line? 240 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,519 - Nope, that one just got out of jail. - Okay. 241 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,355 Well, is there any chance we could stay with him? 242 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,257 [TOILET FLUSHES] 243 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,159 I'm guessing that's a no. 244 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,529 - Okay. - Well. 245 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,632 Oh. Porno. Great. 246 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,038 [LEWIS] He used to have the dopest place in the city, 247 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,208 but I guess catching your wife bang your best friend can really screw a guy up. 248 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,110 Eesh. Someone married that guy? 249 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,745 [LEWIS] Yeah. There's hope for you yet. 250 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,380 Yeah, I don't need hope. 251 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,681 Do you two know what you want? 252 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,251 Uh, are you on the menu? 253 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,219 Ha. Not too good with the ladies, are you? 254 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,189 [SCOFFS] - Figure out what you want. My shift ends in five minutes. 255 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,558 That's not an invitation. 256 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,694 - Uh, I think it was. - [PHILIP LAUGHS] 257 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,565 What do you think she meant when she said I wasn't good with the ladies? 258 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,400 That meant that she was obviously flirting with me. 259 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,303 Great, now you can finally forget about Allison. 260 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,740 [COLOR ME BADD'S "I WANNA SEX YOU UP" PLAYS] 261 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,743 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ I wanna sex you up ♪ 262 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,344 ♪ Tick tock You don't stop ♪ 263 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:37,081 ♪ Making love until we drown ♪ 264 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,483 ♪ Ooh ♪ 265 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,319 ♪ I wanna sex you up ♪ 266 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,255 Holy shit! 267 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,924 Well, this is awkward. 268 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,492 That's my dad. 269 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,994 Hawaiian shirt, headed straight for us! 270 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,191 How did he find us? You said he was in Japan. 271 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,033 [PHILIP] I thought he was. 272 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,702 Come on. 273 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,572 Your jacket. 274 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,309 [WAITRESS] Okay, here's your salad. 275 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,877 Can I get you anything else with that? 276 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,946 - Excuse me. - [WAITRESS] Oh, my gosh! 277 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,447 [WOMAN] Are you okay? Oh, my God. 278 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,249 [WAITRESS] I'm sorry, did that spill on you? 279 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,773 [PANTING] Do you think he saw us? 280 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,246 I don't think it's you he's looking for. 281 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,353 We... We have to follow them. 282 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,255 - Come on! - What? No, we don't! 283 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,391 Don't get too close. 284 00:14:56,830 --> 00:15:01,532 You know, they say men your father's age cheat to make themselves feel younger. 285 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,669 She's our age! How young is he trying to feel? 286 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,437 [LEWIS] I don't know. 287 00:15:05,449 --> 00:15:07,005 Yeah, yeah, hold it. Pull over right here. 288 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,367 - [LEWIS] Here? - Yeah, yeah, stop. 289 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,410 Turn off the car. 290 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:20,518 There could be a hundred reasons why an older man would spend time 291 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,819 with an attractive young girl. 292 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,055 Like? 293 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,256 Like... 294 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,427 wild, crazy, horrifying sex. 295 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,195 I was joking. 296 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,264 Oh, no, Philip! No, no, bad, bad... 297 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,033 Dude! Dude! 298 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:39,103 Dude, we need to get out of here. Seriously, do you want to get caught! 299 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,843 What kind of sick shit's going on in here? 300 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,282 Come on. 301 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,719 Come on! 302 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,963 [WHISPERS] What are you doing? 303 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,831 I got to find out somehow. 304 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,368 Dude, dude, I saw my parents having sex once, and it ruined me for life. 305 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,748 - Hey, honey. - Hey, Mom. 306 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,218 - How was work? - It was okay. 307 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,257 [FRANK] Where is she? There's my woman. 308 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,760 My woman, my woman, my... 309 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,196 [WOMAN] Hello, my man. I'm so happy you're home. 310 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,530 I missed... [GASPS] 311 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,766 - Are you more beautiful? - Hey, Dad! 312 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,267 - [WHISPERS] What the hell? - [FRANK] Uh-oh. 313 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,437 Here you go, here you go. [PLAYFUL GRUNTING] 314 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,673 Is this my son or my son? 315 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,742 - [GRUNTS] - [LAUGHTER] 316 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,814 Oh! It is... It's so good to be home. 317 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,983 - It's good to have you home. - [FRANK] Right? 318 00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,653 [WOMAN] Yeah. 319 00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:01,705 [FRANK] I mean, I love Japan, but it's just like... 320 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,357 - [LAUGHTER, CHATTER CONTINUES] - Are you okay? 321 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,765 Philip! Philip, what's going on? 322 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,402 Philip, stop. Stop! I can't bail you out of jail! 323 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,038 Philip! Stop, stop! 324 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,906 Lewis, he's not just cheating! 325 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,411 He has a second family. 326 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,246 Oh... 327 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,884 Well, if at first you don't succeed? 328 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,926 [DOG BARKS] 329 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,233 Mom, does this red look bloody to you? 330 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,401 Mm-hmm. 331 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,937 Mom! A little help here. 332 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,705 Oh, sorry. Uh... 333 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:59,277 Uh, bloody? Yes, it is very bloody. It's like a crime scene. 334 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,423 [CLEARS THROAT] 335 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,964 You know, this is nice. 336 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,432 - What is? - This. 337 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,837 Just you and me. It's quiet. 338 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,705 Eerily so. 339 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,608 You know, you are gonna have to get used to this. 340 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,011 When your brother goes away to college, it's just gonna be you and me. 341 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,950 And Dad. You, me and Dad. 342 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,619 Yeah. Of course, that's what I meant. 343 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,624 [PHONE RINGS] 344 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:51,964 Hello? 345 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,465 Hello? 346 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,636 Hello, is anybody there? 347 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,896 [REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING] 348 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,671 [COUGHING] 349 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,674 Oh, fuck. 350 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,377 Fuck. 351 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,413 - [GROANS] - [LEWIS] Morning. 352 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,051 Yeah, I'm not hungry. 353 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,352 Me neither. 354 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,534 All right, you know what, Phil? I've been thinking. 355 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,373 Maybe this shit with your dad is the best thing that could've ever happened to you. 356 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,742 - How's that? - You finally found your dad's Kryptonite! 357 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,644 No more curfews, no more groundings, 358 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,646 you can get anything you want from him. 359 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,315 You should ask for a car! 360 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,550 You should ask for a Trans Ams. Trans Ams are are cool. 361 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,085 [PHILIP] Okay, he's not buying me a car. 362 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,087 He's gonna say, "You're not responsible enough." 363 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,057 Or, "You haven't earned it. You're not perfect enough." 364 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,092 Sounds like he's the one who's not perfect. 365 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,562 You know what? You're right. 366 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,331 I am? 367 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,733 I mean, look at the guy! 368 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,835 He's cheating on my mom. 369 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,871 He's lying to practically everyone! 370 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,840 You know, he's the fuck-up. 371 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,078 I'll bet Ritchie doesn't even know what a con man he really is! 372 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,014 He's always saying, "Be more like Ritchie's kids." 373 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,017 Ritchie's daughter has an after-school job, 374 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,754 "Ritchie's son has this football scholarship..." 375 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,761 - Oh, my God! - [LEWIS] What? 376 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,099 Those are Ritchie's kids. 377 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,767 - Who's Ritchie? - His dad's best friend from work. 378 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,602 I've never met him. Nobody has. 379 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,139 Ritchie doesn't exist. 380 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,145 My dad is Ritchie. 381 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:27,885 So, your whole life you've been compared to your real brother and sister? 382 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,220 That's messed up. 383 00:21:30,232 --> 00:21:32,890 What do you think he's telling them about you? 384 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,464 Nothing. 385 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:44,535 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 386 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,205 [WOMAN] I'll get it! 387 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,880 Uh... You're the kid from the pool, right? 388 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,183 Is your father home? 389 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,318 Are you stalking me? 390 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,586 No, no, I'm not like that at all 391 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:06,657 I'm just... Ritchie's son. 392 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,461 Right. You're, uh, Peter. 393 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,663 - Philip. - That's it. The rock star. 394 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,701 Right, yeah. Ah, so... 395 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:22,473 Frank said that if I was ever in town, I should just stop on by. 396 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,942 - You've met my dad? - We go way back. 397 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,210 Come in. 398 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,678 [SIGHS] 399 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:29,847 Dipshit. 400 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:36,187 I never met Ritchie, but my dad talks about him all the time. 401 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,623 - Oh, you have a dog. - That's Elway. 402 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,025 Of course it is. 403 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:42,860 I'll go get my mom. 404 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,268 They get a dog. 405 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,243 [WOMAN] Elway, go. Scram. 406 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,481 Here we are. Try one. 407 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,516 Are those... ears? 408 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,918 Well, don't worry, they're not real. 409 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,555 The ear is just a metaphor. 410 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,592 Hmm, okay. Metaphor cookie? Yeah? 411 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,501 Oh! Yeah, that part's not edible. Sorry. 412 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:27,605 - [MUFFLED] What is it? - Read it. It's a haiku! 413 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,340 Okay. Ah... 414 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:33,277 "Jacaranda trees. Tall and reaching. High like me." 415 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:36,347 So, I'm thinking of calling them Haiku-kies! 416 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:37,615 Hmm! 417 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,185 - Do you have any milk? - Is there too much salt? 418 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,687 - Uh-uh, no. - [SIGHS] Always put too much salt... 419 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:46,824 Yes, of course, milk. Coming right up. 420 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,606 Your mom is a really good cook, isn't she? 421 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,308 She is. Yeah. 422 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:07,378 From what Frank tells me, she and I would get along well. 423 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,662 It's just hard to believe that we still keep 424 00:24:09,674 --> 00:24:11,816 missing each other after all these years. 425 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:18,556 Oh! Eddie, come meet Philip, Ritchie's son. 426 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,057 I thought Ritchie was dead. 427 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,058 Uh... 428 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,062 - Not that... - No, sweetheart, Ritchie's not dead. 429 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:29,800 [EDDIE] Good cookie. 430 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,737 Oh. Uh... 431 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,640 Why don't you show Philip your room? 432 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,742 You guys can hang out until your dad comes home, and then... 433 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,779 - Oh, that... that's... - And I'll set an extra place for dinner? 434 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,081 You know what, on second thought, I don't want to impose. 435 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,083 Oh, not at all! It's pizza night. 436 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:47,985 [EDDIE] Follow me. 437 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,489 So, pizza night, huh? 438 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,991 [EDDIE] We do it every other Wednesday. 439 00:24:56,929 --> 00:25:01,398 Ah, you play football. My dad loves football. 440 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,400 - All these yours? - Mm-hmm. 441 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,372 Shiny. 442 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,176 Oh, and you fish, too. 443 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,012 My dad and I go fishing once a month. 444 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,983 You guys must be close. 445 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,610 He's gone a lot for work, so we try and make 446 00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,186 the most of his time at home. Do you fish? 447 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,122 No. My father's never taken me fishing. 448 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,226 We're more like boss and employee than family. 449 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:34,164 He'd probably fire me if he could. He gives me quarterly performance reviews. 450 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,799 Hey, me too. 451 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:38,802 Yeah, but you must get like extra points 'cause of varsity. 452 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,971 Varsity this year, captain next, 453 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,173 scholarship to a Big Ten after that. 454 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,043 I don't want to play professionally, just a free ride. 455 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,312 - Plus the other perks. - [VIDEO GAME SOUNDS] 456 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,413 Girls. 457 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,116 Wow, you've really thought this out. 458 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,026 Is this a... souvenir? 459 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,327 My dad got that in Japan. 460 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,496 Japan, yeah. 461 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,898 It's funny, I have the exact same one. 462 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,733 [CHUCKLES] No way. 463 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,736 Way. Totally. 464 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,172 Pizza's here! 465 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,309 Sorry it took so long. 466 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,712 It was packed. I don't know what that's about. 467 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:24,582 But you know who I ran into? Stan Kempler. 468 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:25,155 Oh! 469 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,917 Yeah, they're going up to the lake tonight. 470 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,386 And I was like, "You know what, I think we're probably gonna go up tomorrow." 471 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:33,357 But I didn't want to commit because I don't want to get trapped into an obligation. 472 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,093 Anyway, guess what Stan brought up? 473 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:40,264 Troy made varsity. Like he should've. I mean, the guy's a junior, right? 474 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,368 The weird thing is, it's like, I don't mind him bragging about his son. 475 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,937 'Cause, you know, he loves his son and I love Eddie, 476 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,406 Eddie is a sophomore, he's already gonna make varsity. 477 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:52,977 But the way he talks about Troy seems dishonest. 478 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,918 Oh! I told you he'd be surprised. 479 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,353 Smooth move, Dad. 480 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,755 - I can explain... - Frank, it's Philip! 481 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:08,292 - Yeah, I... You know... - Ritchie's kid, the guitar guy. 482 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,795 Ritchie's kid? Philip, the Ritchie's... 483 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,330 Ritchie. 484 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:17,901 [SIGHS] Sweetheart, sit down and talk to Philip. 485 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:19,470 He's been waiting to see you. 486 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,139 - I'll get it. - Are you sure? Be careful, grab a towel. 487 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:26,410 Philip. Ritchie's son... Hey, Frank. 488 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:31,915 Wh-What are you doing down here? Up here? Why are you here? 489 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,917 Oh, uh, spring break. 490 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:37,488 You were specifically told you couldn't go on spring break. 491 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:41,091 [STAMMERS] I mean... that's what Ritchie mentioned. 492 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,160 Yeah, he did. But he changed his mind. 493 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:44,584 Is that so? 494 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,597 [PHILIP] He's been changing his mind a lot of lately. 495 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:49,166 Ever since I caught him cheating on my mom. 496 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:53,871 Oh, Philip, I'm so sorry. 497 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:57,841 Yeah, you know, it's partly the reason I wanted to come up here. 498 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,277 Frank, talk to you, 499 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,680 given that you're so close to my dad. 500 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,615 Have you... Have you told your mother? 501 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,450 [SCOFFS] Still thinking about it. 502 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:08,952 Well, there's two sides to every story. 503 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,287 So it seems. 504 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,458 That sucks. Can we eat now? 505 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,995 - [STAMMERS] Yeah, yeah. - [EDDIE] Pizza. 506 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,296 Yeah, pizza. 507 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,365 - You... you want pizza? - Mm-hmm. 508 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,300 I hear you guys eat it every other Wednesday. 509 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,536 It's thoughtful to give your family such a treat. 510 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,653 Well, um... 511 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:47,157 this has been an enlightening conversation and all, but I'm out. 512 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,659 See you guys sometime tomorrow. 513 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:49,741 - Have fun, honey. - Thanks. 514 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,969 You're not going to ask her where she's going or when she's coming back? 515 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:00,605 We trust her. 516 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,640 [STAMMERS] She's earned our trust. 517 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,344 [COUGHS] 518 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,415 Well, if you'll excuse me. I think I'm going to be sick. 519 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,086 - He's fine. Maybe I'll... - Should I... 520 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,022 I'll check on... Make sure he finds the bathroom. 521 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,324 Yeah, I got it. I'm all right. 522 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,471 - Philip... - Wow, this place is great. 523 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,508 I see why you love traveling so much. 524 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,278 I know how you must feel. 525 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,748 I never meant to hurt you. 526 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,383 You never meant to get caught. 527 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,553 [SIGHS] You don't know the whole story. It's complicated. 528 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,155 Seems complicated, yeah. 529 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,791 Except not. I mean, it makes sense. 530 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,960 Your work schedule. Your control issues. 531 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,796 Where does your mother think you are right now? 532 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,832 Oh, it's fine. She thinks I'm at Lewis' studying. Yeah, I left a note. 533 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:05,636 It's not a great lie, but I haven't had your years of experience. 534 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:10,007 - Are you enjoying this? - Yes. Yes, I am. 535 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,343 This isn't some game, Philip. 536 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,413 This is everyone's lives you're playing with. 537 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:20,217 Well, lucky for you, you have a spare. 538 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:24,121 Yeah, I don't expect you to understand, 539 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:28,192 but I did this for you and your sister. 540 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,661 Sisters. 541 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,615 And brother. 542 00:30:34,616 --> 00:30:35,932 It does sound strange finally hearing it. 543 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,335 You did this for you. 544 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,338 You felt trapped. You got out. 545 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:43,607 Sounds familiar. 546 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,611 What do you want me to say, Philip? 547 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:50,180 You caught me, what now? 548 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,182 What do you want me to do? 549 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,690 Tuition to NYU. 550 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,726 You have your escape. I want mine. 551 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,462 You're blackmailing me? 552 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,132 You think you can... 553 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,368 - [BONNIE] Frank, Frank? - Yeah, hon? 554 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,037 - Hey. - Hey. 555 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,507 Ah, I just had a thought. Why doesn't Philip spend the night? 556 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,843 - Ah... - Oh, my God, I'd love to. 557 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:22,346 Great! Oh, good. 558 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:27,150 Well, just head on up to Eddie's room and tell him to make up the spare bed for you. 559 00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,486 And we'll have a fun sleepover. 560 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,756 Well, I could use some fun. It's been a while. 561 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,271 Okay, we should call his family. And let them know that he's here. 562 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,872 Yeah, I... I'll handle it. 563 00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:51,575 Oh, that poor kid. Did you know? 564 00:31:52,845 --> 00:31:54,311 - No. - Ritchie didn't tell you? 565 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:58,181 I guess I don't know him that well. 566 00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,617 Well, then this must be hard for you too. 567 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:04,688 You would consider him to be a trusted friend. 568 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,256 I'm so mad at him. 569 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,426 Yeah, I mean, he's gonna get an earful from me. 570 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,094 But you know what, Bon, 571 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,696 - let me just get some of this stuff. - Yeah, sure. 572 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:15,232 - I'll meet you upstairs. - Okay, okay. All right. 573 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,034 - [SIGHS] - Oh, I'll get your tea. 574 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,268 Yeah, thanks, hon. 575 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:22,439 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 576 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,277 Fuck me. 577 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,283 [TOILET FLUSHES] 578 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,280 - What are you doing? - Going for a run. Wanna come? 579 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:04,781 I'm good, thanks. 580 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,083 You ready, Eddie? 581 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,685 Oh, on second thought, I'll come. 582 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,320 We're going jogging. 583 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,723 - Yeah. - Good. 584 00:33:13,926 --> 00:33:15,192 Philip's coming. 585 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,435 What's with you guys? 586 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,404 We'll catch up. My shoe's untied. 587 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,840 [GRUNTS] 588 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,743 I thought you could use a breather. 589 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:36,213 Oh, you lied for me. How thoughtful. 590 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:39,149 Are you sure he's your son? 591 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:42,519 He's in training. Wouldn't kill you to have a little more regimen. 592 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:45,222 It might. 593 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,238 You didn't have to come running. 594 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,394 You kidding? I love watching you sweat. 595 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,264 Wait up, Eddie! Ooh! 596 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,548 Oh, name-brand soda, huh? 597 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,217 My dad always makes us buy generic. 598 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,887 That sucks. We do it because my grandfather died at 50. 599 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,456 So, we live it up while we can. Right, Dad? 600 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:20,925 Yup. 601 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,326 Oh, wow. 602 00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:24,561 We have so much in common. 603 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,329 My grandfather died at 50. 604 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,665 I WAS TAUGHT: Always be prepared. 605 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,403 [BURPS] 606 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,306 [EDDIE] Ah! I call first shower! 607 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,445 Classy. 608 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:43,380 I hope you're having fun, 609 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:46,049 because you're jeopardizing everything with your rookie mistakes! 610 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,251 [CHUCKLES] - Saying your grandfather died at 50 611 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:52,689 right after Eddie said his grandfather died at 50 is bush league, man. 612 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:55,092 Okay, I'm sorry I don't know all your covert rules. 613 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,361 RULE NUMBER ONE: Only offer information when asked. 614 00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:02,399 RULE NUMBER TWO: When asked a question, always answer with a question. 615 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,836 Okay. Here's one. What's gonna happen when you get caught? 616 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,605 I'm gonna walk into traffic. 617 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,707 And on the off chance I survive, 618 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,944 it's hard to be mad at a man in a full-body cast. 619 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,280 [PHONE RINGS] 620 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,715 Are we good? I got to get this. 621 00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,351 Yeah, we're good. 622 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,454 Nice to see that some things are the same. 623 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,623 [SCOFFS] 624 00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:49,646 Of course, you paint. 625 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,648 Oh. 626 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:55,652 Yes, well, I'm not much good at anything else. 627 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,488 Somehow I doubt that. 628 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,934 - Ooh! - [PHILIP] Oh, God. 629 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,937 - Sorry. - It's okay. Are you okay? 630 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,071 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 631 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,208 That's fine. I do it all the time. 632 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,743 Okay. Sorry. 633 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:23,780 You must think it's strange I keep painting the same thing. 634 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,115 No. I... 635 00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:29,186 But actually they're all just a little bit different. See? 636 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,921 Here's a cute little gnome. 637 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,024 - And then this guy. - [PHILIP] Wow. 638 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,459 No matter how many times I paint the same landscape, 639 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:38,495 there's always something hiding there. 640 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:41,064 And I get to find it. 641 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,199 Plus, it's a bestseller. 642 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,702 [BONNIE] And then there's that. Thanks, darling. 643 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:49,539 I'm headed to town to drop these off. You wanna come with? 644 00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:57,314 You got Grandma Ruth's car! I thought they sold it at auction. 645 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,448 You knew my grandma? 646 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:02,085 My dad mentioned her. I think he met her once. 647 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,887 Must have been back when she bought it. 648 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,089 'Cause she died before I was born. 649 00:37:10,162 --> 00:37:11,494 Sorry to hear that. 650 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:12,963 Are your grandparents still alive? 651 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,732 Uh, yeah, three of them are. 652 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,601 Do they bake pie and shit? 653 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,203 My dad said his mom baked the best rhubarb pie in the world. 654 00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:23,740 You know what? I'm really looking forward to riding in this thing. 655 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,508 Does it get good mileage? 656 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:29,446 No, it sucks. Not as bad as your ensemble. 657 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,015 My what? 658 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:34,784 I get the whole ironic look, but do you ever think about changing it up? 659 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,187 I mean, at least changing the shirt. 660 00:37:37,189 --> 00:37:39,155 What... I lost my luggage. 661 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,591 Perfect excuse for a detour. 662 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,765 Here. Try this on. 663 00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:52,636 Don't I need like a goatee for this or something? 664 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:55,138 Probably. But give it a shot anyway. 665 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,508 All right. 666 00:37:59,211 --> 00:38:00,810 What do you think about this? 667 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,212 It's kinda slutty, right? 668 00:38:02,214 --> 00:38:04,314 It... kinda... yeah. 669 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:08,551 Yeah, it's a bummer about your parents. I always envied their story. 670 00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:10,253 What story? 671 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,789 Living in the same hometown that they had their first kiss in, 672 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,891 king and queen of the prom. 673 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,227 It's so old-fashioned and cute. 674 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,130 I should have known it was too good to be true. 675 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:23,466 Are you gonna tell your mom? 676 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,902 Wouldn't you want to know if you were her? 677 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:28,805 No. Not really. 678 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,078 I like the new Philip. 679 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,680 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 680 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:38,682 What do you think of this? 681 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:46,924 We should go. 682 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,828 Shouldn't take too long. 683 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,830 Cool. 684 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,099 [SIGHS] 685 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:02,505 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 686 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,709 [ALLISON] Now I'm actually kind of regretting that I got this watch 687 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,111 because if I had gotten the pink one, then it kind of... 688 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,113 Hey, Allison! 689 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:11,949 Hey. 690 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,019 - Hey. - Hey. 691 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,954 - Uh... - Philip. 692 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:20,890 - Right. - Or Phil, you know, whatever. 693 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,859 - Is this your car? - It is. 694 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,361 It was a gift from my grandmother. 695 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,862 Oh, that's cool. 696 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:29,926 - What are you guys up to? - Oh, we're going to the Starling Festival. 697 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,167 Are you going? 698 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,869 Oh, no, I'm super busy. 699 00:39:33,305 --> 00:39:34,305 Doing what? 700 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,807 My band is performing. 701 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:39,376 That's awesome. Like at a bar? 702 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:42,178 No, it's like a private event, 703 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,647 but we're like playing this week, so... 704 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:45,682 [ALLISON] That's really cool. 705 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,584 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 706 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,120 Well, maybe you can come to the lake after, when you're done. 707 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,722 I'll try, yeah. 708 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,393 Cool. Hope to see you there. 709 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,894 [PHILIP] All right, see you around. 710 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,097 Do you mind? 711 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,899 Oh, um, yeah. 712 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,168 That a friend of yours? 713 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:07,737 It's complicated. 714 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,278 - Hey, Dad. - [FRANK] Hey, Kels. 715 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,913 Philip. 716 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:26,923 Ugh. Are you trying to look homeless. 717 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:28,925 Who are you supposed to be? 718 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,794 Do you really want me to answer that question. 719 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,463 Where are we going? 720 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:37,801 To the lake. And we are not going anywhere. 721 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,038 What's this? 722 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,639 You win. 723 00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:45,942 That's what you wanted, right? 724 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,845 - Yeah. - So now you can leave. 725 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,950 You know, I thought you'd be celebrating. 726 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,820 I'm thrilled. 727 00:40:56,822 --> 00:41:00,957 - I'll just call Lewis to come pick me up. - Hey, hey... 728 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:04,894 We have an agreement, right? I mean... 729 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:10,133 After... After you leave, my secret stays here, right? 730 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:19,676 You know, the worst thing about all of this is that... 731 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:25,081 [SCOFFS] I spent so many years of my life being disappointed in myself. 732 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,720 Really, I just should've been disappointed in you. 733 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,830 Absolutely not. 734 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,333 Why? 735 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,668 Bon, he's... He's on spring break. 736 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:49,172 He's a teenager. He doesn't want to go to a lake with a family. 737 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,910 Frank, he's not here for spring break. He's here for you. 738 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,980 You talk about Ritchie's kids like they were your own. 739 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,916 And right now he could really use a father like you. 740 00:42:02,454 --> 00:42:05,421 Bon, I'm gonna have to say no. 741 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,025 Okay? 742 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,476 [BONNIE] Everybody bring food to the kitchen. 743 00:42:26,478 --> 00:42:30,280 Wow, I stayed in a place like this when I was a kid. 744 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:33,850 There was an outhouse in the back with a moon on it. 745 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:35,718 My sister and I thought it would be funny 746 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,289 if we carved a clover and a horseshoe in it, like the cereal. 747 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,824 And when we came back, 748 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:43,226 - someone had carved... - A diamond. 749 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,228 We carved that. 750 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,230 Is he talking about this place? 751 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:53,169 He is. Ritchie and I shared the cabin back then. 752 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,405 We tried to get the families together 753 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:58,908 I guess five years in a row, but it never happened. 754 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,977 Eddie, can you grab my bag? 755 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:09,452 We came here a few times. It was nice. 756 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,088 Ritchie always thought you hated this place. 757 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,793 Well, I didn't. 758 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,970 [FRANK] So what about that girl, Cindy? 759 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:29,038 [EDDIE] Dad, I have lots of girls. 760 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,107 [FRANK] Oh, yeah. I remember when you didn't 761 00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:32,875 even like bratwurst, now you love it. 762 00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:36,346 [EDDIE LAUGHS] - You know why you love it, 'cause it's the way I cook it. 763 00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:39,782 Hey man, good to see you. 764 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,250 - [EDDIE] Yeah, good to see you too. - Yeah, it's been a long time. 765 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,919 [EDDIE] Let's go, you guys. 766 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,761 - You ready to do this? - Looking very summery. 767 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:47,090 [FRANK] I have a football, would you like to lose again? 768 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,226 [STAN] Why don't you spot me seven, and you can play your favorite game of catch-up. 769 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,137 So here's what we'll do, we'll do four downs. 770 00:43:52,149 --> 00:43:52,829 [STAN] Got it. 771 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:54,998 - And then you guys will lose. - [TROY] You wish, Frank. 772 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,666 [STAN] Just like we practiced. 773 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:59,102 - Want a beer? - What are you doing? Are you crazy? 774 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,903 - What? - He's right there! 775 00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,072 What, my dad? Don't worry about him. 776 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,774 He says he'd rather we drink in front of him 777 00:44:04,776 --> 00:44:06,496 than get drunk like stupid teens at a party. 778 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:09,278 - Oh, does he now. - [FRANK] I'm like Boomer Esiason. 779 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,413 [LAUGHS] 780 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,316 All right, well, cheers. 781 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,117 [FRANK] Hike. 782 00:44:16,129 --> 00:44:18,054 [STAN] One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 783 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,026 I don't understand. It's spring break, 784 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,594 your parents let you do whatever you want. 785 00:44:24,596 --> 00:44:25,728 Shouldn't you be cutting loose? 786 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,431 The whole teen rebellion act is such a cliche. Don't you think? 787 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:30,633 Depends on who you're rebelling from. 788 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,502 That's got to hurt. 789 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:35,104 Does it hurt more ego than anything? 790 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:38,041 I figured I better spend as much time with my folks as I can now, 791 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:40,343 since I'm moving to New York in the fall. 792 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,944 Wait. You are? 793 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:44,280 Yeah, I got into New York University. 794 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:46,849 Your parents are letting you go to NYU? 795 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:51,320 Yeah, I got in and they were like, have fun a thousand miles away. 796 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:54,157 I'm not complaining, but they treat me like I'm a stranger. 797 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,892 No, they treat you like you're an adult. 798 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,660 - [FRANK] Nailed it! - [STAN GROANS] Okay! 799 00:44:57,662 --> 00:45:00,063 I don't think that was fair. It was off-sides. 800 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,564 Can you get my back? 801 00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:07,203 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to get your back... 802 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:09,473 Kelly. 803 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,207 [EDDIE] I'm open! 804 00:45:11,643 --> 00:45:13,443 Come on, Dad, I'm deep! 805 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:16,479 - Throw the ball! - [STAN] I'm coming to get you. 806 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,480 - [GRUNTS] - [GROANS] 807 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:20,249 [KELLY] So, do you have a girlfriend back home? 808 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:24,153 Yes. No. I don't know. It's... 809 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:27,323 You don't know? Sounds like you take after your dad. 810 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:29,926 Okay, please don't say that. 811 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:34,030 I think I know why you tagged along. 812 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:35,231 You do? 813 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,403 - [PHILIP SHRIEKS] - [GASPS] Oh, my God! Dad! 814 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,471 Sorry. 815 00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:43,473 Trick elbow. 816 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,910 - Thanks. - [EDDIE] Sorry about my dad. 817 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,846 He can be intense sometimes. 818 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,114 [LAUGHS] You think? 819 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,286 Whose guitar is that? 820 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,555 I think it's my dad's. But I'm not sure. It's always sat in that corner. 821 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:02,058 I'm glad you came actually. Takes his focus off me for once. 822 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:03,726 I thought you guys always did this kind of thing. 823 00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:05,695 You know, jogging, football. 824 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,263 Monthly fishing trips. 825 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:11,400 I love my dad. I like football. But I hate fishing. 826 00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,436 Don't tell him I said that. He's pretty sensitive. 827 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,104 I wouldn't wanna hurt his feelings. 828 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,507 I don't think he's as sensitive as you think. 829 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:22,578 Anyways, I've been doing what he wants for so long 830 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,280 I don't even know what I like anymore. 831 00:46:26,718 --> 00:46:28,401 I only know what I'm good at. 832 00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:30,085 You should stick up for yourself. Tell him what you don't like. 833 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:31,788 Then we'd never do anything together. 834 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:34,123 Or maybe you'd do the things that you actually like to do. 835 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,992 Is that how it is with your dad? 836 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,528 Uh, no. Not really. 837 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,332 [STAN] Troy's got skills. You saw him out there today. He's going D-1. 838 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,935 - Troy will go D-1? - I think so. 839 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:48,738 That kid's a stud. You know he's killing it with the ladies. 840 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:50,072 - He is? - Yeah. 841 00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:51,974 I found five sticks of lipstick in his room. 842 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:54,911 That seems like a lot of lipstick. 843 00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:57,613 Stan was so happy to hear that Frank was in town this weekend. 844 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,348 Ha! Me too. 845 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,250 [MARCY] You get a chance to talk to Frank about staying home more? 846 00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:03,266 I brought it up to him just like you suggested. 847 00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:03,953 Mm-hmm? 848 00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:05,354 - And he agreed. - What? 849 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:09,592 He's going to hire someone else to go back and forth so he can be home with us. 850 00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:11,260 - Honey, that's fantastic. - I know. 851 00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:13,262 - Cheers. - It was so easy. 852 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,831 [MARCY] Congratulations, I'm so glad. 853 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,600 Thank you for giving me the support. 854 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,268 No, honey, you just needed a little nudge. 855 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,703 What do you got, a moral problem with them? 856 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,105 Come on, Frank, we can't all be Puritans like you. 857 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:26,307 Bill Clinton messed up. It's not like he's gonna do it again when he's president. 858 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,249 I guess no one ever taught that kid manners. 859 00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,353 [SIGHS] 860 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,335 You know what, I'm gonna... 861 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:55,037 - I'm gonna get some more chips, okay? - All right. 862 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,205 I'll take over. 863 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,474 I'm gonna save them here. 864 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,611 Ah, shit. 865 00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:11,053 [SLOW FINGERPICKING] 866 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:25,701 Is this yours? 867 00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:29,171 My dad gave it to me in college, but I wasn't any good. 868 00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:30,940 Go ahead. Play. 869 00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:33,342 No thanks. I'm not in the mood 870 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:36,412 for you to criticize me and tell me how much I suck. 871 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:38,682 Hey. 872 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:42,685 [MARCY] Stanley Kempler! 873 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:45,354 I'm only giving you this if you catch up. 874 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,689 Warm and cheap. 875 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,124 [LAUGHS] 876 00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:52,862 [KELLY] Wait, I'll get it. Okay. [LAUGHS] 877 00:48:52,864 --> 00:48:57,033 Kelly? Kelly, is this your boyfriend? 878 00:48:57,035 --> 00:48:58,935 - No! - No! 879 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:01,370 - Marcy, don't embarrass the girl. - I mean... 880 00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:03,306 I'm not embarrassed. I don't have a boyfriend. 881 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,074 Philip is Ritchie's kid. 882 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,943 - Frank, did I meet Ritchie? - Ah... 883 00:49:06,945 --> 00:49:08,544 [PHILIP] He's very elusive. 884 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,446 I'll give him that. 885 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:17,386 You know, I could go for some after-dinner music. 886 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,455 - What do you say? - Ooh, yeah. Good idea. 887 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,057 What do you say, Philip? 888 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,459 We got the campfire, starry night. 889 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:27,163 We got the makings for a good, old-fashioned sing-along. 890 00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:29,231 Or a witch burning. 891 00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:31,834 Bonnie, don't we have that guitar in the cabin? 892 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:35,271 We do. We also have a rifle. Give the kid a break. 893 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:38,174 He's going to be a big ol' rock star. 894 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,509 I want to say I heard him way back when. 895 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,811 Not trying to be a rock star. 896 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,900 - You don't know anything about me. - [FRANK] You're right. 897 00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:47,850 Neither does your father, according to you. 898 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:49,885 He doesn't want to know anything about me. 899 00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:51,621 That's for sure. 900 00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:53,622 - What's going on? - I don't know. 901 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:56,158 Maybe it's the other way around. You ever thought about that? 902 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:59,228 Do you know what your father gave up just to have you? 903 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,932 Do you know anything about your father? 904 00:50:02,934 --> 00:50:05,134 - [BONNIE] Frank! - Besides the fact that he's a liar? 905 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:06,635 Yeah, besides that. 906 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,938 I do know that he gives me zero encouragement. 907 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:11,107 Oh, encouragement. 908 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:16,512 To what? To fail? To make a fool of yourself? 909 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:17,680 [BONNIE] Okay, Frank, that's enough. 910 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:21,150 Maybe he just wants to know that you can make the right decisions. 911 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,651 Oh, you mean his decisions. 912 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:26,789 Yeah, I followed in my father's footsteps, 913 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,758 and I turned out fine. 914 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:36,265 Yeah, you did. And I'm sure he'd be very proud. 915 00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:38,634 Excuse me, everyone. 916 00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:42,071 He was actually! 917 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,305 Frank, what are you doing? 918 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:44,974 I'm defending my friend! 919 00:50:44,976 --> 00:50:46,642 From his kid? 920 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,811 - God, Dad! You're such an asshole? - Oh, Kelly... 921 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,647 Okay, Kelly, get back here! We don't talk to each other in this family that... 922 00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:52,649 No, she's right. 923 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:56,820 Let her go. 924 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,558 You know they only use this place for hookups now, right? 925 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,262 I won't ask you how you know that. 926 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:11,367 Sorry about my dad. That was a total dick thing to say. 927 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,904 - He's normally not like that. - You sure? 928 00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:16,705 I'm not sure of anything anymore. 929 00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:19,842 Well, neither am I. So we're in this together. 930 00:51:21,946 --> 00:51:23,279 Do you want to go get drunk? 931 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,948 Ah, yeah. Let's do that. 932 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,085 - As quickly as possible, too, if we could. - [LAUGHS] 933 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,155 How was this cow milked? 934 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:38,594 I believe with a great deal of love. Now, eat your dinner. 935 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:41,864 That's a lot of food for just the two of us. 936 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,100 Well, I made some for your brother, too. 937 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:47,837 Actually, he was supposed to be home by now. 938 00:51:57,048 --> 00:51:59,315 Hi Barb, it's Laura. 939 00:51:59,317 --> 00:52:01,383 I'm good. I'm good, thank you. 940 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:04,053 I was hoping you could send Philip now. 941 00:52:04,055 --> 00:52:06,956 Because I thought he was gonna be home for dinner tonight and... 942 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,126 He's where? 943 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,962 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 944 00:52:37,421 --> 00:52:39,321 Can you believe this crowd? 945 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,957 There's something so pathetic about a bunch of high school kids 946 00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:43,859 who think that a week of acting like idiots 947 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:46,495 is gonna make up for four years of being a wallflower. 948 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,600 Yeah. What losers. 949 00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:52,101 I need to find the bathroom and you need to find us drinks. 950 00:52:52,103 --> 00:52:54,036 Drinks. On it! 951 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:11,020 Oh, hey! 952 00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:13,742 Will Philip be joining us tonight or are we stuck with his evil twin? 953 00:53:14,158 --> 00:53:15,891 What are you doing here? 954 00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:17,660 What, did you think I was sitting at home waiting for your call? 955 00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:20,296 Sorry. I mean, things have been a little crazy. 956 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,364 I saw you walk in with the prodigal daughter. 957 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,800 How come you can hang around her without freaking out? 958 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,002 She's way hotter than Allison. 959 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,305 - Because she's my sister. - She's your half-sister. 960 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:30,706 That doesn't make it any better. 961 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:33,242 Correction. It's half-better. 962 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,211 Philip. Hey! 963 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:38,047 Allison. You're here! I... 964 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:40,482 It's my party, silly. Of course I'm here. 965 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:42,084 You're party. Okay. 966 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:44,820 How do you two know each other? 967 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:49,158 We don't. We met on the drive up here. 968 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,993 - So, yeah. - [ALLISON] Okay. 969 00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:54,930 You need to come with me. This line is for the schleps. 970 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:55,679 Yeah. 971 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,967 Okay? I have the hard stuff for the VIPs hidden. 972 00:54:06,510 --> 00:54:08,844 Eddie? Are you awake? 973 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:12,348 I'm supportive, right? Of you? 974 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,682 Not at the moment. 975 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,819 Do I encourage you to follow your dreams? 976 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,688 Yes. Can I go back to sleep? 977 00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:23,225 Because Philip's not like you. 978 00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,927 He's less sure of himself. 979 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:28,097 Do you mind if I take him fishing tomorrow morning? 980 00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:29,665 I think it would be good for him. 981 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,034 Just this once. 982 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,203 Just this once, okay. Just this once... 983 00:54:34,205 --> 00:54:37,106 No, no, don't say that. They're not groupies. They follow the band. 984 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:39,052 [GIRL] I knew I recognized you from somewhere! 985 00:54:39,064 --> 00:54:39,742 [PHILIP] Yeah! 986 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:41,610 One second, one second! 987 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,780 Hello. 988 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,018 You like her, don't you? 989 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,553 Is it that obvious? 990 00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:54,023 You have a terrible poker face. 991 00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:57,026 You want my advice? 992 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,395 Please do not tell me to be myself. 993 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:01,263 God no. Let the girl be herself. 994 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:04,600 You think boys are the only ones that make shit up to get laid? 995 00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:07,136 I've been telling everyone this is my house. 996 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:17,680 Hey! 997 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,050 - What are you doing? - [PHILIP] Sleeping. 998 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:25,054 - Passed out. I got home late. - In your sister's bed? 999 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,491 First of all, eww. 1000 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,994 [SCOFFS] Come on. We're going fishing. 1001 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:34,196 Okay. 1002 00:55:39,603 --> 00:55:43,505 If this is your sick way of telling me that I'm sleeping with the fishes, I get it. 1003 00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:46,542 Can't a father take his son fishing? 1004 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:48,210 [SIGHS] Every month, apparently. 1005 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,347 - Eddie hates it, you know. - I know. 1006 00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:52,948 Then why do you drag him out here? 1007 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:55,851 Because he lets me. 1008 00:55:56,887 --> 00:56:00,689 Give me the blue chair. Blue chair. Other blue. 1009 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:02,591 Okay. 1010 00:56:05,629 --> 00:56:09,131 Relax, Philip. Have a beer. It's spring break. 1011 00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:15,938 That'll have to do. 1012 00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:17,706 Here. 1013 00:56:19,310 --> 00:56:21,877 You know the Frank that I grew up wouldn't even drink beer, 1014 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,112 certainly not first thing in the morning. 1015 00:56:23,114 --> 00:56:26,115 I don't even recognize you. It's like you're two different people. 1016 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,851 It feels like a lot more than that. 1017 00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:30,252 You have more families! 1018 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:31,553 No! 1019 00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:35,791 God, no! Two's enough. One's enough. 1020 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:39,428 I... I didn't mean for this to happen. You know that. 1021 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,130 This was a mistake. 1022 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:44,600 [SCOFFS] How? How was all of this a mistake? 1023 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,236 You wouldn't understand. 1024 00:56:47,238 --> 00:56:49,705 Dad, okay, I really hate when you tell me that, all right? 1025 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,507 - I'm not a kid anymore. - Yes, you are. 1026 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,277 You're the same age I was when I met your mother in high school. 1027 00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:58,914 We were kids. And what I thought were adult decisions back then 1028 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,717 were just stupid childish idealisms. 1029 00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,921 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've completely thrown idealism out the window. 1030 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,657 No, that doesn't make me feel better. 1031 00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:15,030 You have to know, Philip, 1032 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:17,232 there was a time when I thought your mother was the one. 1033 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:18,200 I really did. 1034 00:57:18,202 --> 00:57:22,137 Our parents were close friends. They loved Laura. 1035 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,707 I did what everyone did back then. 1036 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,976 I asked your mother to marry me. 1037 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:32,614 After our engagement party, Dad surprised me and promoted me, 1038 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:36,885 sent me up here to open his new plant. 1039 00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:38,287 And that's when you met Bonnie? 1040 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:41,190 She was standing outside of Lacy's gift shop... 1041 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:44,560 carrying all these canvases. 1042 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:48,597 She tripped or something and all these paintings fell on the sidewalk. 1043 00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:50,966 I went over, kneeled down to help her... 1044 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,803 and when I did, she looked at me. 1045 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:59,908 Felt like the first time anyone ever really saw me. 1046 00:57:59,910 --> 00:58:01,743 And we spent some time together 1047 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:04,746 and I felt like I could be myself with her. 1048 00:58:04,748 --> 00:58:07,349 Not just who I was supposed to be. 1049 00:58:08,419 --> 00:58:12,754 I didn't mean to lie to your mom or cheat or anything. 1050 00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:13,989 It just happened. 1051 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:17,593 I knew I had to tell her, I had to tell both of them, 1052 00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:20,162 but I wanted to be strategic. 1053 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,499 So once I figured out my plan, 1054 00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:25,801 I drove back home one weekend 1055 00:58:25,803 --> 00:58:27,703 and I was gonna come clean to your mom. 1056 00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:31,840 I was gonna tell her, "Look, I found someone. We fell in love." 1057 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:34,510 We got to call off the engagement." 1058 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:39,715 But when I drove into your mom's parents' house, 1059 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:41,183 she was standing outside, 1060 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,019 saying, "I'm pregnant." 1061 00:58:44,522 --> 00:58:45,721 With me? 1062 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:47,422 Yeah. 1063 00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:50,659 So, I'm the mistake? 1064 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,128 No, Philip. 1065 00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:55,264 I'm the mistake. 1066 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,369 And then, so you married her because she was pregnant. 1067 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,803 It was the right thing to do. 1068 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,540 Did you tell her about Bonnie? 1069 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:07,976 I told her when I was up here, I met someone and that... 1070 00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:12,247 it was a fling, but I ended it. 1071 00:59:12,249 --> 00:59:16,752 But when I came up here to tell Bonnie that it couldn't work out with us... 1072 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,521 she told me was pregnant too. 1073 00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,822 Jesus, Dad! 1074 00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:22,491 I didn't know what to do. I was frozen. 1075 00:59:22,493 --> 00:59:24,826 I don't know why you didn't just tell Mom from the get-go. 1076 00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:26,328 Why didn't you just tell her the truth? 1077 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,764 Then what happens? She leaves me, they both leave me. 1078 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,399 That's a paralyzing thought. 1079 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:31,466 I'd lose both of them. 1080 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:37,739 But what I was most frightened of losing were my kids. 1081 00:59:41,845 --> 00:59:43,812 I remember the day you were born. 1082 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:48,584 I held you, I looked into your wrinkly face. 1083 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:54,456 And I thought I could never leave Laura, because I could never leave you. 1084 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:02,564 I'm not crazy. I... I knew it couldn't last. 1085 01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:05,934 I just thought I'd hold on a little longer, while I... 1086 01:00:06,904 --> 01:00:08,170 found a way out. 1087 01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:12,507 But I never did. 1088 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,213 Well, I... 1089 01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,450 At least I have Grandma Ruth. 1090 01:00:23,587 --> 01:00:25,287 Kelly doesn't even know that she's alive. 1091 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:27,289 - Which is pretty messed up, Dad. - I know. 1092 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:32,394 Man, there had to be sacrifices with each family. 1093 01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:38,000 Whoa, shit! What do I do? 1094 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:39,668 - Hey, hey! - Reel it in! 1095 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:42,004 I don't know how to fish. You haven't taught me to fish. 1096 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:43,526 - Reel it in, reel it in. - Wait, wait! 1097 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:52,214 At least I taught you how to swim. 1098 01:01:02,593 --> 01:01:05,260 [FRANK] Next time I'd use the pole to try and catch it. 1099 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,625 [PHILIP] Just figured I'd do it yourself... 1100 01:01:06,637 --> 01:01:07,095 Hey! 1101 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:09,798 I know you're good with your hands, but that's just... 1102 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,932 Guys, guys! 1103 01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:12,934 Oh, hey. 1104 01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:14,369 Where the hell you guys been? I've been trying to find you for hours. 1105 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:16,104 I took my son fishing. 1106 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:18,666 Well, I hope your wife likes fish then, because she's on her way. 1107 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:22,044 You're going to have to be more specific. 1108 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:27,282 Your mother's going to kill you. 1109 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,584 Then she's gonna ground you. Hard. 1110 01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:33,789 Your weekend of teenage debauchery is officially over, 1111 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:36,124 at least that is what we need her to believe. 1112 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,593 There's no reason she should think I was ever here. 1113 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:43,632 Buck up, kiddo. I'll do damage control when I'm home in a couple of days. 1114 01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:45,200 Wait, you're staying here? 1115 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,102 Of course I am. This is my vacation. 1116 01:01:47,971 --> 01:01:50,138 - [PHILIP] Here. Take it. - What, you don't want it? 1117 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,709 I know the real reason you wanted me to go to State is because Kelly got into NYU. 1118 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:56,378 And you didn't want us to meet. 1119 01:01:57,715 --> 01:02:00,148 Actually, the reason I wanted you to go to State 1120 01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:02,484 is so that we could spend more time together. 1121 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,888 How do I know you're not lying? 1122 01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:10,225 I guess you don't. 1123 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:17,599 I don't even know what I'd do at NYU anyhow. 1124 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,469 What about when everyone comes to parents' weekend? 1125 01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:24,406 I'm already exhausted, and it's only been like two days. 1126 01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,476 You know you were going, like, a hundred, right? 1127 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,078 That's his concern at this moment? 1128 01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:37,018 You're staying here? 1129 01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:38,653 It's not ideal. But it's free. 1130 01:02:40,691 --> 01:02:42,090 Is this jelly? 1131 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:43,959 Ugh. 1132 01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:45,594 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1133 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:49,498 Uncle Ross, what are you doing? 1134 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,366 Charging up. 1135 01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,935 - Can we get him out of here? - Yeah, okay. 1136 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,538 Okay, come on. No, no, we'll get it. 1137 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,540 - I just sat down. - Yeah, we're gonna get some fresh air. 1138 01:02:58,542 --> 01:02:59,875 Come on. Fresh air. 1139 01:02:59,877 --> 01:03:01,209 No, no, no... 1140 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:04,713 - Yeah, that'll be there when we get back. - Who the fuck is this guy? 1141 01:03:04,715 --> 01:03:06,114 Hi, I'm Frank. 1142 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,783 What's Frank doing here? 1143 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,484 - We're leaving and you're staying? - [LEWIS] Yeah. 1144 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:11,153 It's Philip's dad, don't worry about it, okay? 1145 01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:12,521 [ROSS] Why is he here? 1146 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:17,058 Wow, okay, let's get rid of everything illegal. 1147 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,393 Like a three-foot bong. 1148 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:23,398 - Whoa. - [PHILIP] It's a bit messy back there. 1149 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:25,534 Oh, God... 1150 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,307 - "Alien Juggs"? - It wasn't good. 1151 01:03:37,748 --> 01:03:39,147 Ughhh. 1152 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,817 That'll have to do. 1153 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:45,921 Okay, I'm gonna be back from Japan on Tuesday. 1154 01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:47,489 Okay, so it's like back to normal. 1155 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,771 - Yeah. Back to normal. - Got it. 1156 01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:50,926 Wow, it's weird. 1157 01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,628 I had a real fun time, you know? 1158 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:54,260 Me too. 1159 01:03:54,272 --> 01:03:56,198 It's kind of like I'm your accomplice now. 1160 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,033 Well, that's better than my extortionist. 1161 01:03:58,035 --> 01:04:00,302 - Oh, it is! - Philip... 1162 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:01,803 In that case, you don't have to choose them over me. 1163 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:04,105 I could see you on Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1164 01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:06,441 Philip. You can't be my accomplice. 1165 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:09,010 Things have to go back to the way they were before. 1166 01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:10,780 Why? 1167 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:16,618 I... I can't risk losing everyone. 1168 01:04:17,221 --> 01:04:18,587 I hope you understand that. 1169 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,859 [STAMMERS] Yeah, yeah, I do... 1170 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:26,361 All right, I should go. Your mom'll be here in a minute. 1171 01:04:26,797 --> 01:04:28,129 [GASPS] 1172 01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:29,364 Frank? 1173 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,601 What... You're supposed to be in Japan. 1174 01:04:33,136 --> 01:04:34,636 You didn't tell her? 1175 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,071 I told her nothing. 1176 01:04:36,807 --> 01:04:37,807 [SIGHS] 1177 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,507 The Japan trip was canceled. 1178 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:41,009 - What? - [FRANK] Yeah, I went home, 1179 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:42,978 saw that note this numskull wrote 1180 01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:45,547 and smelled some BS and then... 1181 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,250 - Took... I came up here. - Yeah. 1182 01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:51,353 And then saw him, and here we are. 1183 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,321 Why didn't you let me know? 1184 01:04:53,323 --> 01:04:55,490 I thought I'd have him home before you even noticed. 1185 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,760 But once I got up here, I started thinking about what you said the other night, 1186 01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:03,265 about Philip and I spending more time alone, and you were right. 1187 01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,901 Ever since Lewis and his uncle went up to the lake, 1188 01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:08,169 it's just been me and mi amigo. 1189 01:05:08,171 --> 01:05:10,071 - [PHILIP LAUGHS] Yeah. - Hanging out, talking. 1190 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:13,942 Like talking... Not as like father and son, but more as like... 1191 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:15,677 - [PHILIP] People. - [FRANK] People. 1192 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:20,916 And it's been... It's been my favorite moment ever, right? 1193 01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:22,517 - Such a good time. - Yeah. 1194 01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:25,754 And I see you two, doing the Mom and daughter bonding 1195 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,589 and I don't want to interrupt that at all. 1196 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,858 So you guys probably want to get back on the road. 1197 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:31,960 Have you seen the ice cream shop that's on the... 1198 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:34,329 Actually, no, we don't want to get back on the road. 1199 01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:39,067 [DOOR CLOSES] 1200 01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:40,268 Go. 1201 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,377 You know what, Laura, you don't want to stay here, do you? 1202 01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:50,879 I am not going anywhere. 1203 01:05:50,881 --> 01:05:52,881 You come and go as you please, and so can I. 1204 01:05:52,883 --> 01:05:55,450 And besides, I haven't been up here in a long time. 1205 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:59,688 And it's the Starling Festival and I really, really want Lib to see it. 1206 01:06:00,891 --> 01:06:02,123 Don't drag me into this. 1207 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,225 That's exactly what I wanted you to say. 1208 01:06:04,227 --> 01:06:05,460 I'm thrilled you're staying. 1209 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:10,298 Hey, I'm gonna go to the lake and fetch Lewis and his uncle. 1210 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:14,369 Why don't I go? I'll go, you stay here with your mom and your sister. 1211 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:17,138 And make sure they don't catch the black plague. 1212 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,640 I'll be right back, hon. 1213 01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:22,744 Huh. Never seen one this big... 1214 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,679 Oh, hey, Dad! 1215 01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:26,481 He left his keys. 1216 01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:31,419 - Mom? - Yes, darling. 1217 01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:33,621 Is that a bullet hole? 1218 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:36,157 Yeah, no no! Don't touch anything. 1219 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:40,161 Hey! What are you doing? 1220 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,498 - Waiting for my keys. - Dad! What's the plan? 1221 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,267 I don't know yet. Go back inside. 1222 01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:47,635 I'll make this work. 1223 01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:48,837 How? 1224 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,306 Do you think this is my first close call? 1225 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,274 You're the one who wanted to be my accomplice, 1226 01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:55,810 now's your chance. Trial by fire. 1227 01:06:55,812 --> 01:06:56,878 Like the Hindenburg. 1228 01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:05,553 Things always have a way of working out. 1229 01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:09,357 Just occupy your mom and sister for a couple hours. 1230 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:12,293 Take them into town, have her buy a painting. 1231 01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:13,962 What, like one of Bonnie's paintings? 1232 01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,564 Can you do that? Yes or no. 1233 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:18,333 Yeah. What are you gonna do? 1234 01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:20,635 Just go back up. I'll figure it out. 1235 01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:21,637 [SNORTS] 1236 01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:23,806 Eww. 1237 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:31,446 I have a plan. 1238 01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:35,216 [ROSS] So, let me get this straight. 1239 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:36,885 You're Philip's real dad, 1240 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:40,989 and I'm pretending to be his fake dad who doesn't even exist. 1241 01:07:40,991 --> 01:07:42,390 In a nutshell. 1242 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,093 I should punch you in the face right now. 1243 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,763 Maybe later, but for now let's stick with elaborate deception. 1244 01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:51,366 I written out a few notes, a couple stories. 1245 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:54,636 When in doubt, a simple "I don't want to talk about it" will do. 1246 01:07:56,339 --> 01:07:58,239 I work at a ketchup company? 1247 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,076 We work together at a ketchup company. And we're best friends. 1248 01:08:01,078 --> 01:08:03,011 Okay, what's my favorite type of car? 1249 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:06,915 [STAMMERING] You're choice. 1250 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:09,918 - I like Mustangs. - All right, fine, you like Mustangs. 1251 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,786 How did you know I was allergic to cilantro? 1252 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,888 I didn't know you were allergic to... 1253 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:17,025 - But you wrote it down. - That was a detail about Ritchie. 1254 01:08:17,027 --> 01:08:20,261 I was drunk and I said you were allergic to cilantro. 1255 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,130 Can you please focus here? 1256 01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:24,532 How long did you know my best friend was fucking my wife? 1257 01:08:24,534 --> 01:08:26,434 [FRANK] I don't know what you're talking about. 1258 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:29,104 All you need to concentrate on is you work at a ketchup factory. 1259 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:32,607 Okay. It's better than mustard, I guess. 1260 01:08:33,577 --> 01:08:35,443 Everybody likes ketchup. 1261 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,982 [ROSS SOBS] 1262 01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:45,787 Uncle Ross? Are you okay? 1263 01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:47,822 I think I'm depressed. 1264 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:51,559 Maybe sitting inside all day smoking pot isn't helping. 1265 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:53,428 I'm self-medicating, Frank. 1266 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:57,465 There's no way anyone would ever think pot is medicine. 1267 01:08:58,401 --> 01:08:59,667 Okay, I don't mean to sound selfish, 1268 01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,136 but where am I going to sleep? 1269 01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,304 How do you feel about camping? 1270 01:09:03,974 --> 01:09:06,808 - I mean... - [TROY AND EDDIE CHATTERING] 1271 01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:08,776 It has its appeal. 1272 01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:10,945 All right, I'll get you a sleeping bag and a tent. 1273 01:09:10,947 --> 01:09:12,347 - Let's go. - Okay. 1274 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,486 All right, we got to go. 1275 01:09:25,428 --> 01:09:28,763 Listen, I know we don't know each other that well... 1276 01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:34,602 Or at all. But I want you to know, I'm counting on you. 1277 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:36,771 My children are counting on you. 1278 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:43,511 Wipe the tears out of your eyes, okay? 1279 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:51,753 Bon, Kelly, this is Philip's dad, Ritchie. 1280 01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:53,688 Come on. 1281 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,363 Don't be shy. [CHUCKLES] 1282 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:07,168 Hi. 1283 01:10:07,170 --> 01:10:09,404 This is... Kelly. 1284 01:10:10,140 --> 01:10:12,607 He gets claus... Ritchie? 1285 01:10:13,143 --> 01:10:15,543 Rich. Rich! 1286 01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:21,817 [SNIFFS] 1287 01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:26,387 He looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. 1288 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,423 He's pretty down about it all. 1289 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:30,892 Where's Philip? 1290 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:35,697 Blowing off steam in town. He's not ready to see his father just yet. 1291 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:37,432 He asked for our help. 1292 01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:40,668 From what Philip's said, his father seems like he's beyond help. 1293 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,104 It's possible Philip exaggerated. 1294 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:46,407 [GROANS] 1295 01:10:48,178 --> 01:10:49,477 [DUCKS QUACKING] 1296 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:53,448 Who's the guy taking a leak off the dock? 1297 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,384 I should go find Philip. 1298 01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:57,752 Yeah, do that. 1299 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,390 [LAURA] I like that little sculpture there. 1300 01:11:05,402 --> 01:11:06,094 Yeah, it's nice. 1301 01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:08,730 This town does have its charm. 1302 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:10,031 Yeah, do you miss it? 1303 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:14,636 Sometimes. But I never really loved it the way your father did. 1304 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,973 [LIBBY] Hey, look. Maybe our old cabin is for rent. 1305 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,442 [LAURA] Oh, yeah. Maybe we should try and get it. 1306 01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,611 This isn't happening. 1307 01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:35,490 He's a moron. 1308 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:36,691 [SIGHS] This guy's a moron. 1309 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,133 I can't understand you. 1310 01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:49,871 Hey. Are you sure? 1311 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:52,674 - Positive. - Positive. 1312 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:54,076 Go ahead. 1313 01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:01,983 - What? I... - Fuck! 1314 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,921 Are you crazy? Why would you let them go in there? 1315 01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:08,523 What was I supposed to do? 1316 01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:10,358 You're a teenager. Make something up. 1317 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,627 Out of the two of us, who do you think is the better liar? 1318 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:16,831 [STAMMERS] Fine! All right. I'll handle this. 1319 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,166 - Okay. - Follow my lead! 1320 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:22,170 Hey! I thought I'd find you guys here. 1321 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:27,675 Oh, you know, isn't this right around where we used to stay? 1322 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,177 It was so long ago I don't really remember. 1323 01:12:29,179 --> 01:12:32,046 That's kinda close to the picnic area. 1324 01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:33,281 It might be noisy. 1325 01:12:33,283 --> 01:12:34,949 What if we were over here? 1326 01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:36,617 That way we have the lake in-between us 1327 01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:38,619 and the noisy teenagers. 1328 01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:43,124 Well, he's a teenager. He might enjoy being close to it, right, Philip? 1329 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,793 - Uh... - [FRANK] All right, what about this one? 1330 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:48,129 Oh, well actually that looks good. 1331 01:12:48,131 --> 01:12:49,797 Right? What do you think, Philip? 1332 01:12:49,799 --> 01:12:51,699 - That sounds great. - [FRANK] We'll take it. 1333 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,701 [WOMAN] Great. I'll get you the keys. 1334 01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:04,746 We didn't actually bring any hot dogs with us. Where did you find those? 1335 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:07,749 The cooler over there. Very tasty. 1336 01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:10,218 Dude, that's not ours. 1337 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:13,054 - [KELLY] That things been there for years. - Delicious. 1338 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:14,655 Aged nicely. 1339 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:18,226 I haven't been outside in ages. It's beautiful. 1340 01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:20,595 A really nice place you got here. 1341 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:22,230 Didn't this used to be your nice place? 1342 01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:26,735 I don't want to talk about it. 1343 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,014 [FRANK] Looks like a beaut. 1344 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:42,083 [LAURA] Yeah, it's not bad. 1345 01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:45,019 You know what, Philip and I will get this. You guys go on in. 1346 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:45,920 You sure? 1347 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,655 - Yeah! - Okay. 1348 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:50,158 Check it out. 1349 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:51,859 [LIBBY] It smells. 1350 01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:53,261 [LAURA] Oh, that's just nostalgia. 1351 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:57,532 Okay, now that your mother has the cabin, 1352 01:13:57,534 --> 01:14:01,436 we can get Ross back to his place before he blows our cover. 1353 01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:03,271 And what exactly is "our cover"? 1354 01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:06,707 Ross is at Bonnie's pretending to be Ritchie. 1355 01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:08,943 That's awesome. He's probably weeping in a corner. 1356 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:11,245 That works for our story. It's fine. 1357 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:14,816 It's not fine! If Bonnie finds out, then Mom's gonna find out! 1358 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:16,951 - And then... - Calm down. Trust me. 1359 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:21,756 All you got to do is go over to Bonnie's and make up with your dad, Ritchie. 1360 01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:23,224 Then you both leave. 1361 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:24,559 You come here. 1362 01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:27,862 Ross goes back to his vortex he crawled out of. 1363 01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:29,997 - And then you're out of it, okay? - [DOOR OPENS] 1364 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,833 You guys, what's the holdup? 1365 01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:33,901 [FRANK] We're just having a little man-to-man talk. 1366 01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:36,137 Talking like guys, you know? 1367 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,907 Sports, drinking, strippers. 1368 01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:42,143 - What? - Less is more. 1369 01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:46,581 Actually, Philip and Lewis had a small disagreement. 1370 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:47,849 - About what? - Girls. 1371 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,183 - Ohhh. Yeah. - A girl. 1372 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:51,419 - Ladies of the evening. - No, a girl. 1373 01:14:51,421 --> 01:14:53,955 [PHILIP] Well, so I'm gonna go apologize to him. 1374 01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:57,625 Like I said, you should apologize, you should come clean. 1375 01:14:57,627 --> 01:15:00,761 - Honesty is the best policy. - Policy. You got it. Thanks, Dad. 1376 01:15:00,763 --> 01:15:02,697 I thought Lewis was gay. 1377 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:15,110 Oh! 1378 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:17,845 Ah! 1379 01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:30,191 You and Philip seem better. 1380 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:31,193 We are. 1381 01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:33,961 You and Lib having fun? 1382 01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:35,897 Yeah. Though, of course, she'd never admit it. 1383 01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:41,002 It is really nice being back here. This town has barely changed. 1384 01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:42,970 Maybe we should come up here for Labor Day. 1385 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,873 [LAUGHS] That's a good one. 1386 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,208 What's so funny? 1387 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,544 Oh, come on, Frank. Let's not kid ourselves. 1388 01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:52,880 This place hasn't changed, but we have. 1389 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:56,884 You know, we don't even know how to talk to each other anymore. 1390 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:03,108 [SIGHS] 1391 01:16:03,109 --> 01:16:04,829 Laura, I know there are a lot of things I... 1392 01:16:06,029 --> 01:16:08,896 wish I had done differently, if I could go back. 1393 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,166 I'm gonna go get the cooler. 1394 01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,008 - [FRANK] I can get it. - [LAURA] No, I got it. 1395 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:16,003 Look, why don't I just... 1396 01:16:16,005 --> 01:16:17,338 [LAURA] No, I've got it. 1397 01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,941 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1398 01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:23,711 - [BONNIE] What's his name? - I'm not gonna tell you. 1399 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:24,912 [LAUGHS] 1400 01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:28,149 - There you are! - Hey, uh... 1401 01:16:29,519 --> 01:16:31,018 My dad here? 1402 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,020 He's in the shower. But he should be out soon. 1403 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,755 [KELLY] Where have you been? 1404 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:38,259 Well, I've been out. Getting some air. 1405 01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:40,261 - Scoping the scene. - [ROSS] Son! 1406 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,130 - I've missed you so much. - Hey. Yeah. 1407 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,432 I've missed you, too, Dad. 1408 01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:47,735 Yeah, hey, let's talk. 1409 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:50,871 - [ROSS] What? - We just need to bury the hatchet. 1410 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:53,841 Okay. Where do they keep it? 1411 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,077 No, we just... 1412 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,799 We have to make up in front of them, and then we can get out of here. 1413 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:01,282 Now? Bonnie's making tacos. 1414 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:03,484 Just, okay. 1415 01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:05,219 So, Dad, um... 1416 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:09,190 I've been thinking about it a lot and I... 1417 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:12,126 I forgive you. 1418 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:17,531 Well, I don't forgive you. 1419 01:17:19,502 --> 01:17:22,436 You ready for my comeback? I'm feeling lucky now. 1420 01:17:22,438 --> 01:17:23,438 Hit me. 1421 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,741 Booyeah! Blackjack. What'd I tell you? 1422 01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:30,177 There you go. Pay up, kid. Another roll. Give it to me. 1423 01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,180 - Keep it coming. - You think you can beat your dad? 1424 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:36,150 Me? Yeah. I'll try. 1425 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,919 - Good, good for you. Maybe that one there? - Yeah. 1426 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,254 This one. Probably this one here... 1427 01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:41,256 He's late. 1428 01:17:41,591 --> 01:17:42,790 Late for what? 1429 01:17:42,792 --> 01:17:45,526 Well, for... this! 1430 01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:49,330 You know. Family time. 1431 01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:52,433 Exactly. Why should I be the only one to suffer? 1432 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:54,035 [LAURA CHUCKLES] 1433 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,173 I should go get him. 1434 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:16,957 Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up for Taco Night. 1435 01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:18,726 - Hey! - [KELLY] Hey, Dad. 1436 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:20,895 I'm gonna wash up. 1437 01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:25,466 You know what? I'm gonna wash up too. 1438 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:37,812 What's taking so long? 1439 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,714 It's like a hostage situation in there. 1440 01:18:39,716 --> 01:18:43,718 Ritchie, I mean Ross, refuses to make up with me. 1441 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,821 Does Bonnie think he's your dad? 1442 01:18:46,823 --> 01:18:48,489 - Yeah. - Great! 1443 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:51,392 Fine. Then follow my lead. I'll handle it. 1444 01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:53,694 Wait, wait. So, Dad, what happens after this? 1445 01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:56,263 Go back to the cabin. I'll meet you there later. 1446 01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:59,467 I mean, what happens after this weekend. With us. 1447 01:19:00,670 --> 01:19:02,870 Are you really going to stop traveling like Bonnie said? 1448 01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:04,605 Stay here with them more? 1449 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:08,376 Yeah. 1450 01:19:12,014 --> 01:19:15,316 So, I'm the second family. Aren't I? 1451 01:19:17,019 --> 01:19:18,385 I don't know what you mean. 1452 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:20,855 - Yes, you do. - Wash your hands. 1453 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:23,691 RULE NUMBER ONE: Never tell a lie you can't prove. 1454 01:19:23,693 --> 01:19:26,494 We are so far from number one at this point. 1455 01:19:30,533 --> 01:19:32,399 - Only vegetables. - [FRANK] Well, you like hummus. 1456 01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:34,368 - I love hummus. - Yeah, those are chickpeas. 1457 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:36,370 - That's a vegetable. - [ROSS] I don't think so. 1458 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,805 - They're a legume. - [ROSS] I don't know what that means. 1459 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:39,607 [KELLY] It means it's a vegetable. 1460 01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:44,311 Ritchie, Philip has a couple things he'd like to talk to you about. 1461 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,515 So that you can clear the air here. 1462 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,417 I'd appreciate if you'd keep an open mind. 1463 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:53,220 Sure, yeah. My mind has never been more open. Shoot. 1464 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:55,656 [SIGHS] Okay, um... 1465 01:19:56,993 --> 01:20:00,127 I hate you for cheating on Mom. 1466 01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,330 Philip, you don't hate your father. 1467 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:04,732 Let him finish, sweetheart. 1468 01:20:04,734 --> 01:20:06,934 [PHILIP] And your whole life is a lie. 1469 01:20:06,936 --> 01:20:11,405 And it makes me feel like I have nothing real in my life. 1470 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:12,447 And I hate how that feels. 1471 01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:17,011 Yeah. I know what you mean. 1472 01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:19,547 So, uh... 1473 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,316 promise me you'll never tell her. 1474 01:20:22,752 --> 01:20:24,418 - Huh? - What? 1475 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,921 [PHILIP] I don't want Mom to ever know the real truth. 1476 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:28,622 Her or the other woman. 1477 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:31,659 'Cause I don't ever want them to know what this feels like. 1478 01:20:31,661 --> 01:20:36,330 And I know that losing them will hurt you too. 1479 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,499 Philip, your father can take care of himself. 1480 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,100 - No, he can't. - Yes, he can. 1481 01:20:40,102 --> 01:20:41,869 Because he's been lying his entire life, 1482 01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,637 he doesn't even know who he is anymore. 1483 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:45,539 - I'm Ritchie. - [FRANK] Listen to me, Philip. 1484 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:48,375 - I'm Ritchie. - Your father is an asshole. 1485 01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:50,377 He doesn't know shit from... 1486 01:20:50,379 --> 01:20:51,979 - Dad! - Oh, my God! 1487 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,981 - [PHILIP] Ritchie! - No, please! 1488 01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:55,216 - Oh, God. - Stop it! 1489 01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,955 All right, I'm done here. I'm done. Let's go. 1490 01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:02,246 You heard your father. 1491 01:21:02,258 --> 01:21:04,859 Come on. I forgive you or whatever. Come on. 1492 01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:06,721 [BONNIE] Honey, are you okay? Are you sure? 1493 01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:07,628 [FRANK] Yeah, yeah. 1494 01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:10,297 - I'm fine, I'm fine. - Oh, God. 1495 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:13,167 - Okay, here we go. - I'm fine. These tacos are good. 1496 01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:14,835 Yeah. [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1497 01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:17,705 - [BONNIE] Ritchie's horrible. - Yeah, he's got a temper. 1498 01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,842 Okay, you can go back to your apartment now. 1499 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,077 Go back to my apartment? 1500 01:21:23,713 --> 01:21:26,747 And miss the starlings tomorrow? No, not a chance. 1501 01:21:27,817 --> 01:21:29,416 [BONNIE] He's just terrible. 1502 01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:32,686 Yeah, he's, you know, he's going through something. 1503 01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:35,155 [BONNIE] Wait, should he have left with his father? 1504 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:38,092 Yup. Yeah, they're good. Mission accomplished. 1505 01:21:39,161 --> 01:21:41,095 Listen kid, you need me right now. 1506 01:21:41,664 --> 01:21:42,830 You need me. 1507 01:21:42,832 --> 01:21:44,365 And I'm going to be here for you no matter what. 1508 01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:47,601 You're not my dad anymore, so... 1509 01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,637 Yeah, I know. Do you think he would say that? 1510 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:54,408 - You don't know my father. - I do. I do know your father. 1511 01:21:55,044 --> 01:21:56,076 I know him very well. 1512 01:21:56,078 --> 01:22:00,014 Now you may think you want to keep his secrets for him. 1513 01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:03,517 Hoping it'll somehow protect the people you love from experiencing pain, 1514 01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:04,519 but it won't. 1515 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,254 It won't, Philip. Lies are for cowards. 1516 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,790 Your dad is a coward. 1517 01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:12,259 THE QUESTION IS: Are you? 1518 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,163 Um... 1519 01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,432 [SIGHS] I got to go. 1520 01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:33,280 [PHILIP] Lewis! 1521 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:35,616 Lewis. 1522 01:22:43,392 --> 01:22:44,512 It's not what it looks like. 1523 01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,396 Philip, wait. Philip! 1524 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,465 Why can't anyone just tell me the truth? 1525 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,201 Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. 1526 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,071 You're mad at me for lying to you? 1527 01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:59,173 What about you, huh? You're completely unrecognizable. 1528 01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:02,476 You're ending up just like your dad, despite whatever efforts you're making. 1529 01:23:04,246 --> 01:23:06,714 Why... Why didn't you just tell me? 1530 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,317 I didn't know how. 1531 01:23:11,754 --> 01:23:13,654 - We're best friends. - I know. 1532 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:14,656 [SIGHS] 1533 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,323 It's... 1534 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:20,828 It's just that everybody knows that you can't keep a secret. 1535 01:23:21,764 --> 01:23:22,863 [LAUGHS] 1536 01:23:25,835 --> 01:23:26,867 You okay, man? 1537 01:23:27,937 --> 01:23:30,571 - Yeah, I'm... - What's going on? 1538 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,509 Nothing I can't handle. 1539 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:36,511 So... 1540 01:23:40,049 --> 01:23:42,182 Come on, here. Hug me. 1541 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,858 I'll um... see you tomorrow. 1542 01:23:51,494 --> 01:23:52,893 Good luck tonight. 1543 01:23:53,562 --> 01:23:55,696 Don't do anything I wouldn't do, all right? 1544 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:58,833 Have a good night. 1545 01:24:12,848 --> 01:24:14,815 - Hey. - Hi. 1546 01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:17,885 I was just seeing if they were setting up for the festival yet. 1547 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:18,986 Hmm. 1548 01:24:18,988 --> 01:24:20,654 You're a terrible liar. 1549 01:24:23,426 --> 01:24:24,958 I hope I've made you happy. 1550 01:24:26,495 --> 01:24:28,395 Of course you have. 1551 01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:34,568 Is this about Ritchie? 1552 01:24:35,671 --> 01:24:37,271 Yeah. Yeah... 1553 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:41,241 You know I love you, right? 1554 01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:42,943 I really do. 1555 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:45,412 I do know. 1556 01:24:45,948 --> 01:24:46,948 I love you too. 1557 01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:53,020 - Come inside? - Um... 1558 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:57,191 I'm gonna clear my head out here a little bit longer. 1559 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:59,426 Okay. But come in soon, hmm? 1560 01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:09,269 Mom... 1561 01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:13,006 am I just like Dad? 1562 01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:14,976 Parts of you are. 1563 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:18,879 Because I don't necessarily wanna be. 1564 01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:22,116 Philip, your dad has flaws. 1565 01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:25,619 But if you keep expecting him to change his behavior 1566 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,287 and you know that he can't, 1567 01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:30,124 then you're only going to be disappointing yourself. 1568 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:34,728 At some point, you just have to accept his flaws 1569 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:37,598 as part of who he is and then love him anyway. 1570 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,867 - [CHUCKLES] - Do you... love him? 1571 01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:43,570 [LAUGHS] 1572 01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:46,507 What kind of question is that? 1573 01:25:48,577 --> 01:25:49,710 [FRANK] There you are. 1574 01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:51,645 What happened to you? 1575 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,948 I was with Lewis. I'm tired. 1576 01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:57,417 I think we all are. I think we should all get to bed. 1577 01:25:57,419 --> 01:25:59,920 We've got a big day tomorrow. 1578 01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:02,055 - [PHILIP] All right, good night. - Good night. 1579 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:07,394 Is he okay? 1580 01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:10,831 [SIGHS] He will be. 1581 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,873 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1582 01:27:17,066 --> 01:27:18,165 You going on a run? 1583 01:27:18,167 --> 01:27:20,334 No, I mean. Yeah. 1584 01:27:20,336 --> 01:27:22,069 But it's a short one. 1585 01:27:22,071 --> 01:27:23,570 Give me a second, I'll grab my shoes. 1586 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,873 No, I'd rather go solo this time. 1587 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:29,509 But I will see you guys at the Starling Festival. 1588 01:27:30,045 --> 01:27:33,080 - Same table? - Same table! [CHUCKLES] 1589 01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:44,024 [LIBBY] Do you know the last time 1590 01:27:44,026 --> 01:27:46,526 anyone saw a starling at the Starling Festival? 1591 01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:48,595 The very first Starling Festival! 1592 01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:51,298 They based their entire holiday around something that happened one time. 1593 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:53,533 Every holiday is based off of something that happened one time. 1594 01:27:53,535 --> 01:27:55,269 [FRANK] Fuck! 1595 01:27:55,271 --> 01:27:57,938 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [PANTING] 1596 01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:04,045 [COUGHS] 1597 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:07,881 Um... what? 1598 01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:10,751 Where did your father come from? 1599 01:28:10,753 --> 01:28:13,220 Jogging. Yeah, he went jogging. 1600 01:28:13,222 --> 01:28:15,222 Since when does Dad jog? 1601 01:28:15,224 --> 01:28:19,059 Well, I mean, you know, it's never too late to start. Right, Mom? 1602 01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:20,294 [RETCHING] 1603 01:28:20,296 --> 01:28:23,030 I believe it looks like it's a bit too late for him. 1604 01:28:23,732 --> 01:28:25,232 [PHILIP] He's fine. 1605 01:28:25,234 --> 01:28:28,502 In fact, I'm gonna get him some water and aspirin. 1606 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:31,838 Why don't you guys head on down to the Starling Festival? 1607 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:35,075 I will deal with Dad. And we'll meet you there. 1608 01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:37,144 - [LAURA] Okay. All right. - [PHILIP] All right? Yeah. 1609 01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:39,112 Don't bother him. I'll take care of it. 1610 01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:40,681 He's cranky when he sweats. 1611 01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:46,420 Really shouldn't run around like that, Dad. 1612 01:28:46,422 --> 01:28:48,355 Men your age die mowing the lawn. 1613 01:28:48,357 --> 01:28:49,489 Let's just get through today. 1614 01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:51,925 [SIGHING] 1615 01:28:51,927 --> 01:28:53,660 I'm gonna go to the festival, meet Bonnie. 1616 01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:57,164 She'll take me back to the cabin to mend my sprained ankle. 1617 01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,499 - You sprained your ankle? - Of course not. 1618 01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:03,236 Anyway, you keep your mother and Lib here until I get back. 1619 01:29:04,606 --> 01:29:06,506 Dad, they're gone. 1620 01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,644 - What do you mean? - They left. 1621 01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:11,778 I told them we would meet them there. 1622 01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,547 Why would you do that? 1623 01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:20,153 Because with them gone that gives us a chance to figure... 1624 01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:22,522 Where's my binoculars? 1625 01:29:23,359 --> 01:29:25,625 Shit. They're at the other house. 1626 01:29:25,627 --> 01:29:27,661 I thought we could figure out the plan. 1627 01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:30,030 Now there's no plan. No plan! 1628 01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,399 There's no way we can get there before they meet each other. 1629 01:29:32,401 --> 01:29:35,235 Okay. Well, then, it's settled. We'll fake our own deaths. 1630 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:39,339 It's over. 1631 01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:43,310 No, hey Dad, you've done this a thousand times! 1632 01:29:43,312 --> 01:29:45,846 Come on, I'm sure you have a dozen ways to figure this out. 1633 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,814 It's too late. All right? 1634 01:29:47,816 --> 01:29:49,850 They left. They're going to the same place! 1635 01:29:49,852 --> 01:29:52,486 You said there was always a way of working things out. 1636 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:55,555 What? What do you think, a speed boat's gonna drop 1637 01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:57,057 in the lake to take us over there, 1638 01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:58,492 so they don't meet each other! 1639 01:29:58,494 --> 01:30:01,261 [ROSS] Woo-hoo! 1640 01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:27,387 - Excited? - Not really. 1641 01:30:27,389 --> 01:30:29,689 [LAUGHS] You should be. 1642 01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:31,425 [GIRL] Sign our petition for animal rights! 1643 01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:33,293 Oh, okay. Hold this. Thanks! 1644 01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:36,763 Okay, yeah, I've got it. Don't worry about me. 1645 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:40,000 Philip, tie it off. Tie it off, go. Go. 1646 01:30:42,371 --> 01:30:43,637 [BONNIE] Hey! 1647 01:30:44,373 --> 01:30:45,605 [WOMAN] Hi, Bonnie! 1648 01:30:45,607 --> 01:30:47,207 Hi, Barb! 1649 01:30:47,209 --> 01:30:48,642 Is Dad here yet? 1650 01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:49,943 Well, he should be. 1651 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,311 I'm gonna try to find Philip. 1652 01:30:51,313 --> 01:30:53,880 Okay, we'll see you at the table. Hi! 1653 01:30:53,882 --> 01:30:55,115 [PHILIP] Come on! 1654 01:31:15,304 --> 01:31:18,071 Dad, you go that way! I'll get Mom. You get Bonnie. 1655 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:32,752 Hey, there you are! Can I talk to you? 1656 01:31:32,754 --> 01:31:34,588 - Yeah, just... - Why are you hiding? 1657 01:31:35,023 --> 01:31:36,756 Is that girl Allison here? 1658 01:31:36,758 --> 01:31:39,593 No, no. I was hiding from my sister. 1659 01:31:39,595 --> 01:31:40,994 Yeah, she's kinda clingy. 1660 01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,762 Wow, you must think I'm crazy. 1661 01:31:42,764 --> 01:31:44,831 Actually, I think you're the sanest one here. 1662 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:47,901 Wait? When did your sister get here? 1663 01:31:48,537 --> 01:31:49,703 She, uh... 1664 01:31:50,472 --> 01:31:51,538 - Dad! - Hey, buddy. 1665 01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,974 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 1666 01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:55,709 I just wanna make sure your mom has enough ketchup. 1667 01:31:55,711 --> 01:31:56,776 Are you mad at me or something? 1668 01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:58,278 No. Why would you say that? 1669 01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:59,713 You've been acting really weird lately. 1670 01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:01,081 [FRANK] Oh, no. 1671 01:32:02,284 --> 01:32:03,617 Oh! [LAUGHS] 1672 01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,920 - I'm sorry, I... - It's okay. 1673 01:32:08,223 --> 01:32:10,457 - We can share. - Great, thank you! 1674 01:32:10,459 --> 01:32:12,292 You didn't go running with me. 1675 01:32:12,294 --> 01:32:14,394 You've been gone for a long time and I just wanted to spend time with you. 1676 01:32:14,396 --> 01:32:16,963 [BONNIE AND LAURA LAUGH] - I thought we could throw this Frisbee... 1677 01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:19,533 - Dad? Are you even listening to me? - Yeah, yeah. 1678 01:32:19,535 --> 01:32:22,335 [EDDIE] I feel like you're avoiding me, and I just... 1679 01:32:22,337 --> 01:32:25,305 I feel like there's this connection between us. 1680 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:28,875 Like we're two halves of the same person or something. 1681 01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:32,045 I've never been able to be myself like I am when I'm with you. 1682 01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:34,047 And I think you feel the same way. 1683 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,416 Actually, I'm not myself at all. 1684 01:32:36,418 --> 01:32:39,052 I'm Ritchie. 1685 01:32:39,555 --> 01:32:40,987 It's a family recipe, you want one? 1686 01:32:40,989 --> 01:32:42,989 We haven't spent much time together. 1687 01:32:42,991 --> 01:32:44,858 - I wanna spend time with you. - [FRANK] Can we talk about this later? 1688 01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:47,727 We need to talk now, Dad. I hate fishing! 1689 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:48,451 Okay. 1690 01:32:48,463 --> 01:32:50,664 And why have you never invited me to the ketchup factory? 1691 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:52,098 Sorry, kid. Nice shorts. 1692 01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:53,500 I got to borrow your dad. Man stuff. 1693 01:32:53,502 --> 01:32:55,068 - Dad! - Ketchup. 1694 01:32:56,939 --> 01:32:59,539 So which one of these guys is yours? 1695 01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:00,907 Um... 1696 01:33:02,277 --> 01:33:05,512 There. There he is. See? That guy, the big lug? 1697 01:33:05,514 --> 01:33:07,347 Oh, shit. They see us. Wave. 1698 01:33:07,849 --> 01:33:10,016 - [BONNIE] Hi, sweetie! - [ROSS] Big smile. 1699 01:33:10,018 --> 01:33:11,952 Oh, he's standing with my husband. 1700 01:33:11,954 --> 01:33:14,287 - Keep waving. Big smile. - I'm waving. 1701 01:33:14,289 --> 01:33:15,922 You're Philip's mom? 1702 01:33:16,858 --> 01:33:19,392 - You know Philip? - Yes! 1703 01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:22,062 Mom, do we really have to stay for this pointless ritual? 1704 01:33:22,064 --> 01:33:25,265 - Yes, honey, we do. - Ooh, brownies. Excuse me. 1705 01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:28,435 Oh, my, okay. Do you know where your brother is? 1706 01:33:29,204 --> 01:33:31,037 Um... yeah. 1707 01:33:31,039 --> 01:33:32,572 He's over there talking to that girl. 1708 01:33:32,574 --> 01:33:34,574 - That's my daughter. - That's your daughter? 1709 01:33:34,576 --> 01:33:36,209 - Yes! - Oh, my gosh! 1710 01:33:36,211 --> 01:33:38,144 I know your dad's an asshole who doesn't let you do anything, 1711 01:33:38,146 --> 01:33:40,213 and mine lets me get away with murder. 1712 01:33:40,215 --> 01:33:43,450 But there is one thing my dad said I could never do. 1713 01:33:45,087 --> 01:33:47,120 - Oh, no... - What's that? 1714 01:33:47,556 --> 01:33:48,788 Fall for you. 1715 01:33:50,158 --> 01:33:52,559 - I didn't see that happening. - No, no, bad lie. 1716 01:33:52,561 --> 01:33:53,793 Bad, bad lie. 1717 01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:57,230 No, no. No! Stop! 1718 01:33:57,833 --> 01:33:59,432 - Frank? - Frank? 1719 01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:00,900 No! You can't kiss him! 1720 01:34:01,570 --> 01:34:03,570 - I can kiss whoever I want. - No, you can't. 1721 01:34:03,572 --> 01:34:05,238 - Why? - 'Cause he's... 1722 01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:06,973 your brother! 1723 01:34:08,577 --> 01:34:09,676 What? 1724 01:34:09,678 --> 01:34:11,277 And my son. 1725 01:34:11,279 --> 01:34:13,480 This is a joke, right? I mean, he's joking. 1726 01:34:13,482 --> 01:34:14,614 Kelly, I can explain. 1727 01:34:14,616 --> 01:34:15,849 Dad, what's going on? 1728 01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:19,319 - Frank? - Wait, no, Kelly. I... 1729 01:34:20,188 --> 01:34:22,188 Why did she call you "Dad"? 1730 01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:25,859 [GASPS] Oh, my God. This is her, isn't it? 1731 01:34:26,628 --> 01:34:28,395 What? Her... What? 1732 01:34:29,765 --> 01:34:32,265 I have no idea who you are. 1733 01:34:32,267 --> 01:34:35,235 I have a very good idea of who you are. 1734 01:34:36,638 --> 01:34:38,438 Frank, what is she talking about? 1735 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:38,903 Bonnie. 1736 01:34:38,915 --> 01:34:40,340 [LAURA] I can't believe you. All these years? 1737 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:43,276 All these years? You never ended it? 1738 01:34:43,278 --> 01:34:45,345 Mom, Mom, it's not what it looks like. 1739 01:34:45,347 --> 01:34:47,914 - I can explain. - Philip, stop! It's over. 1740 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:51,551 It should never have gotten this far, I'm sorry. 1741 01:34:51,553 --> 01:34:53,620 What is over, Frank? 1742 01:34:53,622 --> 01:34:56,623 You can just tell them what you told me! He never meant to hurt anyone! 1743 01:34:56,625 --> 01:34:58,224 Wait a minute, you knew? 1744 01:34:58,226 --> 01:35:03,063 Wait? I'm the woman your dad is having an affair with? 1745 01:35:03,065 --> 01:35:06,166 Jesus, Frank, you involved Philip! 1746 01:35:06,168 --> 01:35:07,901 What is wrong with you? 1747 01:35:07,903 --> 01:35:09,335 - Dad, who is this woman? - [LIBBY] This is my mom. 1748 01:35:09,337 --> 01:35:11,071 - Who are you? - I'm his son. 1749 01:35:11,073 --> 01:35:13,807 This really just gets better and better. 1750 01:35:13,809 --> 01:35:17,377 Mom, you said that we need to allow people to have their flaws, 1751 01:35:17,379 --> 01:35:20,246 that we should accept them, and not fight them, remember? 1752 01:35:20,248 --> 01:35:21,381 I think that's a good idea. 1753 01:35:21,817 --> 01:35:23,316 Shut the fuck up! 1754 01:35:23,719 --> 01:35:26,619 Philip, this is not a flaw. 1755 01:35:29,825 --> 01:35:31,091 This is betrayal. 1756 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:34,661 - Laura... - [LAURA] What? What are you gonna say? 1757 01:35:34,663 --> 01:35:36,563 Come out with it. Come on. 1758 01:35:36,565 --> 01:35:41,401 Because after today, I don't want to see you in anything but a full body cast. 1759 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:44,938 Oh, my God. Is this... Is this really happening? 1760 01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:48,542 Full body cast. 1761 01:35:52,013 --> 01:35:53,947 No, no, no! 1762 01:36:01,690 --> 01:36:04,157 Hey. Hello. I'm Ritchie. 1763 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,793 Are you kidding? 1764 01:36:06,795 --> 01:36:08,875 You have really beautiful eyes. Anyone tell you that? 1765 01:36:09,464 --> 01:36:11,097 You know that song "Brown Eyed Girl"? 1766 01:36:12,567 --> 01:36:13,633 Where are you going? 1767 01:36:14,703 --> 01:36:16,136 Philip! 1768 01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,142 So what's up? What's going on? 1769 01:36:23,812 --> 01:36:25,111 What's everyone up to? 1770 01:36:26,314 --> 01:36:28,114 If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. 1771 01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:32,553 I'm Ritchie. 1772 01:36:32,888 --> 01:36:35,054 - Oh, hey, Allison. - Hey. 1773 01:36:35,056 --> 01:36:37,390 I'm not in a band. I lied to you. I'm sorry. 1774 01:36:37,392 --> 01:36:38,691 But I think I'm in love with you. 1775 01:36:39,895 --> 01:36:40,994 Good-bye! 1776 01:36:40,996 --> 01:36:42,295 I know what you're doing! 1777 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:43,997 [PHILIP] You should! It was your idea! 1778 01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:51,137 [HORN HONKING] 1779 01:36:51,907 --> 01:36:53,540 Ah! That was close. 1780 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:55,441 - [SCREAMING] - [TIRES SCREECHING] 1781 01:36:55,443 --> 01:36:57,544 [HONKING] 1782 01:37:02,818 --> 01:37:04,117 Is he okay? 1783 01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:06,052 I don't know. Let's just get out of here. 1784 01:37:07,255 --> 01:37:10,156 - [DOORS SHUT] - [CAR ACCELERATES AWAY] 1785 01:37:10,759 --> 01:37:13,026 - [GROANS] - Are we dead? 1786 01:37:15,163 --> 01:37:16,696 Is there a Plan C? 1787 01:37:22,103 --> 01:37:24,504 I think I pooped a little. 1788 01:37:25,707 --> 01:37:27,173 Me too. 1789 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:30,343 - [SIRENS APPROACHING] - But not a little. 1790 01:37:35,283 --> 01:37:36,716 Those birds are beautiful. 1791 01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,687 [FRANK] Are those... starlings? 1792 01:37:45,994 --> 01:37:47,393 What if there's more of us? 1793 01:37:47,395 --> 01:37:51,197 How do I know the next girl I date won't be some long-lost half-sister 1794 01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:52,632 that tries to make out with me! 1795 01:37:52,634 --> 01:37:56,135 - Oh, please, we didn't even kiss! - [SHUDDERS] 1796 01:37:56,137 --> 01:37:57,817 Which of you are Frank and Philip's family? 1797 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:04,244 Oh, so Philip's doing well. 1798 01:38:04,246 --> 01:38:07,380 He's just got a couple of bruises, but he'll be fine. He's discharged. 1799 01:38:07,983 --> 01:38:10,650 Frank, on the other hand, we're looking at three broken ribs. 1800 01:38:10,652 --> 01:38:12,485 No internal bleeding, luckily. 1801 01:38:12,487 --> 01:38:14,420 But he does have a fractured tibia. 1802 01:38:14,422 --> 01:38:16,222 - We'll be setting the cast tonight. - So they're both still alive? 1803 01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:18,825 Yes. You're all very lucky. 1804 01:38:18,827 --> 01:38:20,059 I wouldn't go that far. 1805 01:38:20,862 --> 01:38:24,631 Um... if you guys wanna come see them, you can follow me. 1806 01:38:26,401 --> 01:38:27,500 Lib... 1807 01:38:29,905 --> 01:38:32,538 tell your brother that I'll be waiting for him in the car. 1808 01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:35,308 - [LIBBY] You're not going in? - No, sweetie, I, uh... 1809 01:38:37,545 --> 01:38:38,578 I can't. 1810 01:38:41,016 --> 01:38:43,182 - [SNIFFLES] - Go on. 1811 01:38:43,184 --> 01:38:44,851 - It's okay. - Thanks. 1812 01:38:44,853 --> 01:38:46,653 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1813 01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,443 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1814 01:39:38,073 --> 01:39:39,339 [SIGHS] 1815 01:39:53,421 --> 01:39:57,991 [SIGHS] Look, I know I owe all of you an explanation. 1816 01:39:57,993 --> 01:39:59,425 I don't know where to start. 1817 01:39:59,427 --> 01:40:01,961 You never showed up to my 7th birthday party. 1818 01:40:01,963 --> 01:40:05,732 Was there an emergency at work? Or were you just with... them? 1819 01:40:08,169 --> 01:40:10,770 Laura went into early labor with Lib. 1820 01:40:10,772 --> 01:40:12,605 [EDDIE] Wait, what? 1821 01:40:12,607 --> 01:40:16,009 And why didn't you come with us to Uncle Sam's wedding? The real truth. 1822 01:40:16,511 --> 01:40:19,679 Eddie fell off his bike and broke his arm. 1823 01:40:19,681 --> 01:40:23,182 All those trips to Japan? Were you even ever there? 1824 01:40:25,387 --> 01:40:26,786 I've never been to Japan. 1825 01:40:26,788 --> 01:40:30,723 What the fuck! Do you think this is okay? 1826 01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:34,127 Do you think we feel sorry for you now that you're lying here? 1827 01:40:34,129 --> 01:40:35,962 - No. - Why did you do this? 1828 01:40:35,964 --> 01:40:38,031 [SHOUTING] 1829 01:40:38,033 --> 01:40:39,021 I did everything you wanted. 1830 01:40:39,033 --> 01:40:40,633 Stop it, stop it. What does this accomplish? 1831 01:40:40,635 --> 01:40:44,070 What's the difference between one lie and 100? 1832 01:40:44,072 --> 01:40:46,672 [EDDIE] I just want to hear one true thing come out of your mouth. 1833 01:40:47,142 --> 01:40:49,776 One sliver of honesty. 1834 01:40:50,311 --> 01:40:51,644 I thought... 1835 01:40:55,650 --> 01:40:57,650 I thought I was doing the right thing. 1836 01:40:57,652 --> 01:41:02,555 I lied, but I never lied about loving my family. 1837 01:41:03,925 --> 01:41:04,925 Wow. 1838 01:41:06,161 --> 01:41:08,828 Bon, you got to forgive me. 1839 01:41:08,830 --> 01:41:10,930 Forgive you? How can I forgive you? 1840 01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:14,367 You think you've done nothing wrong. 1841 01:41:14,369 --> 01:41:18,404 I've been living a lie for 18 years! And you let me. 1842 01:41:20,508 --> 01:41:22,475 I'm never forgiving you. 1843 01:41:23,511 --> 01:41:26,479 And what's worse is that now I have to forgive myself 1844 01:41:27,515 --> 01:41:32,318 for ever having been stupid enough to love you. 1845 01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,431 You coming? 1846 01:41:47,302 --> 01:41:49,302 Go. Go! 1847 01:41:49,304 --> 01:41:50,703 Come on. 1848 01:42:09,057 --> 01:42:10,890 Mom, I'm sorry. 1849 01:42:10,892 --> 01:42:12,091 What? 1850 01:42:12,093 --> 01:42:16,329 Philip, none of this is your fault. 1851 01:42:17,265 --> 01:42:18,464 None of it. 1852 01:42:19,934 --> 01:42:21,033 Are you going to leave him? 1853 01:42:27,909 --> 01:42:28,975 Yes. 1854 01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:33,880 But I should have left him a long time ago. 1855 01:42:36,417 --> 01:42:40,820 But, Philip... He'll always be your dad. 1856 01:42:42,457 --> 01:42:43,756 Always. 1857 01:43:30,171 --> 01:43:32,205 [KELLY] Aren't you related to The Beatles? 1858 01:43:32,807 --> 01:43:36,742 Oh, no, my father is a philandering mastermind. 1859 01:43:37,312 --> 01:43:40,646 What a coincidence. Mine is too. Looks like we're neighbors. 1860 01:43:40,648 --> 01:43:42,148 Is that what we are? 1861 01:43:42,150 --> 01:43:43,849 It is if anyone asks. 1862 01:43:43,851 --> 01:43:45,084 Hold the door! 1863 01:43:48,423 --> 01:43:49,722 You've got to be kidding. 1864 01:43:51,226 --> 01:43:52,625 Do you want me to take the stairs? 1865 01:43:53,494 --> 01:43:55,428 I want you to take the window. 1866 01:44:06,341 --> 01:44:07,640 See you later, Frank. 1867 01:44:09,277 --> 01:44:11,043 Welcome to the dojo. 1868 01:44:11,045 --> 01:44:11,573 Nice. 1869 01:44:11,585 --> 01:44:13,345 Shower looks like someone was murdered in it. 1870 01:44:13,414 --> 01:44:14,513 Ideal. 1871 01:44:14,515 --> 01:44:19,452 Did you wash your clothes before packing them? Because I don't think I did. 1872 01:44:20,855 --> 01:44:21,855 Hi, Kelly. 1873 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:24,991 I should finish unpacking. 1874 01:44:31,132 --> 01:44:34,000 I'd give that some time. 1875 01:44:35,436 --> 01:44:37,003 I don't think that'll fix it. 1876 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:38,938 Hey, you never know. 1877 01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:42,608 Wow. 1878 01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:45,044 - So this is it? - Yeah. 1879 01:44:45,046 --> 01:44:47,046 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - This is. 1880 01:44:53,388 --> 01:44:54,654 See you at Thanksgiving? 1881 01:44:55,223 --> 01:44:57,290 Mom already got Thanksgiving. 1882 01:44:57,792 --> 01:44:59,191 New Years' Eve, then. 1883 01:45:01,129 --> 01:45:02,695 We'll play it by ear. 1884 01:45:06,167 --> 01:45:07,199 I got something for you. 1885 01:45:11,639 --> 01:45:13,472 Wait, isn't that yours? 1886 01:45:14,108 --> 01:45:17,510 Well, my father gave it to me in college, but... 1887 01:45:18,313 --> 01:45:20,713 it never really belonged to me. 1888 01:45:26,487 --> 01:45:28,054 I think it looks better on you anyway. 1889 01:45:28,990 --> 01:45:29,990 Thanks, Dad. 1890 01:45:35,196 --> 01:45:36,929 Don't smoke crack. 1891 01:45:36,931 --> 01:45:38,731 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 1892 01:45:45,773 --> 01:45:48,841 [PLAYS OPENING CHORDS OF "PLEASE CHOOSE ME"] 1893 01:46:17,638 --> 01:46:19,772 [SONG CONTINUES] 1893 01:46:20,305 --> 01:47:20,632 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 142497