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♪
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Crêpes Suzette.
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And for you, Crêpes Suzette,
Katie Otto-style.
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Which means?
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I added Cheetos
for crunch. Mm.
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Who ever thought that
the richest kid in Westport
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would be cooking
for other people?
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That's because of me.
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-I'm the douche whisperer.
-Mm.
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Mmm!
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This is amazing!
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What's on the menu
for tonight?
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I can't make dinner
tonight.
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My dad's swinging
through town
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and taking me
to Chez Pierre.
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Did you tell him about your plan
to go to culinary school?
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Oh, yeah.
He's very excited for me.
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I may be the first Bradford
to get a callus.
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Mm!
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You're not gonna finish?
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I'm a little anxious.
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It's the town council
election today.
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And I think I can win
this thing
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and make some real changes
here in Westport.
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Well, you tried
to change me.
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How's that working out
for you?
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Are you ready, Oliver?
Big day. SATs.
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I'm gonna nail them.
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Between my high scores,
Teen Help Line,
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and that Gyftee app
I started with Trevor,
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I'll be a shoo-in
for Harvard.
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You sure you're okay?
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You seem to be
developing a rash.
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It's a confidence rash.
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And you're sweating.
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-From excitement!
-Mm.
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Can't take a test
without a good breakfast.
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Thanks, but my stomach's
a little upset.
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Oh.
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Gonna go have a little
confidence diarrhea?
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♪
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Greg thinks that
he can change Westport,
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but the people in this town
don't change.
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Except their noses.
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And their boobs.
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Uh, and their legs.
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I had my inner thighs
liposuctioned.
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They're the highway
to the groin.
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That's what
-my doctor says. -Oh.
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Ooh, Walker,
who is that hunk
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in that hunky suit
hunkin' up the place?
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Wait, you don't know?
That's Doyle Bradford.
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Cooper's dad?
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Our kids have been
best friends for years,
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but I have never
even met him.
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You'd think with all that money
and those good looks,
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he'd be
a son of a bitch...
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and you'd be correct.
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And everyone
kisses his ass
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'cause he's the richest man
in town,
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but I come from money,
so it doesn't impress me.
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I think he's waiting
to be seated.
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What? Oh. So sorry,
Mr. Bradford.
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Hold on.
Get up. Get up!
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Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
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Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
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My gosh.
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I love your tie.
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-You should go say hi.
-Katie: Right?
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I mean, we're
practically in-laws.
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Oh, ask him
who does his hair.
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I'm not going to ask him
who does his hair.
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Alright.
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So I bought the island
across the way,
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and that's where the staff
walks the dogs.
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Hi.
I don't mean to interrupt.
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Oh, I parked
in the red.
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You can just leave
the ticket on the car.
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I don't work for
parking enforcement.
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I'm Oliver's mother.
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Your son lives
at our house.
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Oh, right. Connie.
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Yes, thank you for
looking after Cooper.
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He loves being
at your house.
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He says it's like camping.
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It's my pleasure.
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I am so proud of Cooper.
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He is really starting to
figure out
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his direction in life.
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I don't know what
there is to figure out.
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Cooper's gonna go to Harvard,
then business school,
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then join me
at Bradford Industries,
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and if he tries
a hostile takeover,
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I will destroy him.
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But I'll be
secretly proud.
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Cooper hasn't mentioned
any other plans?
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No.
Hm.
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But I mainly communicate
with him through Brad.
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Let me ask Brad.
Brad?
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Nope, no more plans.
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♪
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Win or lose, today we join
a vaunted Westport tradition --
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the candidates casting
the first ballot at the same time
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in a display
of mutual civility.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
May the best man win.
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I'm the best man.
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And the early lead
goes to Ablin.
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You've made some
big strides lately
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in standing up for yourself,
but it is election day.
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It is game time.
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You need to let
your inner badass out.
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You need him to help you
win this thing.
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No. I can win
being a good-ass.
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[ Sighs ]
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You do have
a hell of a good ass.
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Your candidate
doesn't have a shot.
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[ Laughs ]
Sorry, lady.
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Your trash talk's
a little weak.
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You look like
a passing YouTube fad
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who goes to jail
for tax evasion
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and then spends the rest
of his life cleaning up puke
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at Sky Zone Trampoline Park.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Damn, she's good.
That's exactly what I look like.
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♪
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Do you want to
go to the movies?
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Why would we go to the movies
when we can stay at home
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and watch the best movie
of all time?
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Franklin, how many times
can we watch "Soapdish?"
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That's what I'm trying
to figure out.
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I thought it was 100,
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but I'm still finding
hidden gems
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in Sally Field's
performance.
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♪
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Taylor, I feel like
I'm in a rut with my man.
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What's going on?
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We're like an old
married couple.
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Pretty soon, we're just
gonna be spending our time
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going to each other's
doctors appointments.
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Franklin's gotten too
comfortable in the relationship,
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and he's taking you
for granted.
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You need to show him that
if he wants to hang on to you,
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he has to put in
some effort.
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How?
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Trip and I are going to
the arcade tonight.
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You and Franklin should come,
and I'll show you
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how to flirt with another boy
and make him jealous.
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Just like Sally Field did
with Kevin Kline in "Soapdish."
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Ugh!
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I've got to stop watching
that stupid movie!
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♪
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Open your test books
to Section One,
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read the directions,
and begin work.
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Good luck.
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Time starts...now.
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Alright.
It all comes down to this.
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♪
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♪
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[ Thud ]
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♪
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It's so nice that your father
is 100% supportive
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of you becoming a chef.
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Oh, yeah.
He's thrilled for me.
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The way you talk about him,
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I didn't think
that he would go for it.
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But he did!
Sends me recipes.
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People surprise you.
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So true.
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Like I was surprised today
when I ran into him
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at Stewart & Kingston's.
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Oh.
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[ Utensils clatter ]
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I was further surprised
to hear
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that you didn't tell him
you wanted to become a chef.
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Oh, my God. You didn't say
anything, did you?
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No, that's not my place.
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This is your life, and you do
with it what you want.
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[ Sighs ] Thank you.
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Which is why I invited him
over for dinner tonight,
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so you can
tell him yourself.
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[ Utensils clatter ]
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That look on your face
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makes all the bad parts
of parenting worthwhile.
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You lied to me!
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I'll make you a Cheetos salad
to make up for it.
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What is even your plan?
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It's simple.
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I'll tell my father
I'm at Harvard,
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but I'll really be
at culinary school.
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Don't you think he will notice
that you're not at Harvard?
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That's the thing about
super rich people --
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they ignore their kids,
their bills,
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and organ donor
wait lists.
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I could have 15 kidneys
on your doorstep in an hour.
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Have you ever thought about
just telling him the truth?
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He'd just shut me down.
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Let me tell you a secret.
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All parents want is for
their kids to be happy.
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I even want Oliver
to be happy.
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You don't get it.
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No one stands up
to Doyle Bradford.
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How about this?
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When your dad comes over
tonight, you cook dinner.
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Then when he compliments me,
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you jump in and let him know
that you made it all.
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He'll be so amazed
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that he will be the one
suggesting culinary school.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that might work.
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Okay, I need to put
a menu together.
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Do we have any foie gras
in the house?
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There's a can of Spam
in the back of the cabinet.
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I should have known better
by now. [ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Here you go, kiddo.
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Guaco the Taco!
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I've been trying to get
this guy for a year.
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You're home, buddy.
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What in tarnation?
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[ Video game beeping ]
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If you don't pay enough
attention to your girl,
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eventually she'll find
somebody who will.
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What do I do?
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You got to
take initiative.
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Buy her a present.
Show her that you care.
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I guess I could
get her something nice
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from the prize counter.
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Unless you want to
give me the taco.
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No! You won him for me.
He's mine.
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Oh, boy.
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♪
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So it turned out
the guy I was bidding against
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was my own curator,
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and I spent $20 million more
than I needed to.
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[ Laughs ]
But you know how that is.
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Dad, they don't know
how it is.
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Almost no one does.
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What are you talking about,
Cooper?
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Sure we do.
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Back in the late '90s,
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Greg accidentally filled
our tank with premium gas.
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-Sure did.
-Mm-hmm.
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Dad, did I tell you
that Mr. Otto
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is running
for town council?
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Polls close
in a half-hour.
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Shaping up to be
a close race.
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You know, one phone call,
and it's yours.
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I could use another
politician on my side.
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Thank you, but I'm gonna
win this fair and square.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, you're serious.
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Mr. Otto prides himself
on having integrity.
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Oh, but I don't.
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I blew the SATs,
and I need an in at Harvard.
258
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,591
No problem. I just acquired
a seat on the board
259
00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,201
to make sure
that Cooper gets in.
260
00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,377
I'm sure one more
won't make a big difference.
261
00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,553
Harvard?
You hear that, Cooper?
262
00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,294
[ Crickets chirping ]
263
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:33,338
[ Thud ]
Ow!
264
00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:34,514
Sorry.
265
00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,471
[ Thud ]
Ow!
266
00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:40,694
Dad, uh, how are you
enjoying your meal?
267
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,522
Oh, every course
has been amazing.
268
00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:43,914
I'd like to compliment
your chef.
269
00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,091
[ Thud ]
Ow!
270
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,092
Sorry.
271
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,746
[ Thud ]
Ow!
272
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,662
I'm glad you're enjoying
the dinner, because...
273
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:53,707
I made it.
274
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,186
I don't understand.
275
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,538
I found my passion,
and it's cooking.
276
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:01,192
I want to go to culinary school
and study to become a chef.
277
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,890
He's truly gifted.
278
00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,718
He made a five-star meal
using two-star ingredients
279
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,458
in a zero-star kitchen.
280
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,766
I appreciate your input,
but Bradfords don't cook.
281
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,769
Bradfords are cooked for.
282
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,292
But Dad --
283
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,338
Culinary school
is out of the question.
284
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,167
One day, you're gonna take over
Bradford Industries if I die,
285
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,430
but I might do one of those
Queen Elizabeth things
286
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:24,302
where I just hang on
until he's too old.
287
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,521
Do we understand
each other?
288
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,392
Yes, sir.
289
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,307
Thank you for the meal,
but I have a meeting to attend.
290
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,657
Cooper,
if you'd like to say goodbye
291
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,441
before I head back
to Florida,
292
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:35,923
I have an opening between
10:00 and 10:15 tomorrow.
293
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,625
[ Sighs ]
I'm so sorry, Cooper.
294
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,061
Why'd you make me
do this?
295
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,194
I had my own plan.
296
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,978
I could have secretly
gone to culinary school,
297
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,719
and he never would have
noticed.
298
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,939
I told you, there's
no standing up to him.
299
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,681
You ruined everything!
300
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,988
Wow. He hates you.
301
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,688
Now he really is
like one of our kids.
302
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:05,343
♪
303
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,346
That boy was cute.
He seemed really into you.
304
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:11,567
He already built us
a castle in Minecraft.
305
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,960
Ooh.
306
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,570
Hey, go sweep her
off her feet
307
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,746
with the gift you got her
from the prize counter.
308
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,922
Anna-Kat?
309
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,272
I want you to know that
I appreciate the woman you are,
310
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,753
and I apologize for not being
the man you deserve.
311
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,017
But I promise to do better,
starting with this.
312
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,976
[ Gasps ]
313
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,455
Oh, my God,
did you know about this?
314
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,892
No, little dude's
winging it.
315
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,458
No one gets me like you do,
316
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,373
and if I ever lost you,
317
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,985
I'd regret it
for the rest of my life.
318
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,726
Anna-Kat Liberty Bell Otto,
319
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,945
in 10 years,
will you marry me?
320
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,468
Are you serious?
321
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,035
Does Sally Field
go to the mall in "Soapdish"
322
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,254
to get her confidence back?
323
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,343
Yes. Yes!
I'll marry you.
324
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,520
But make it 15 years.
I want to have a career.
325
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,696
She said yes!
326
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,958
It's beautiful!
327
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,133
It's also a whistle.
328
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,961
♪
329
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,528
Samantha: Looks like
a real nail-biter here
330
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,790
in the City Council race...
331
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,966
95% of the ballots are in,
332
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,577
but you and Ablin
are still neck and neck.
333
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,754
I would have been so mean to
these two in high school,
334
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,494
I can tell you that.
335
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,975
I ran the campaign I wanted
with integrity and honesty,
336
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,020
fair and square.
337
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,499
I'm proud of my race.
338
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,544
That came out wrong.
339
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,067
[ Doorbell rings ]
340
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,420
Principal Ablin. Maria.
What are you two doing here?
341
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,466
We came over to watch
the vote tally, of course.
342
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,947
You've done nothing
but run a nasty campaign against me for weeks,
343
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,688
and now you want to crash
my election night party?
344
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,907
I'm glad we're on
the same page.
345
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,257
Is this it for food?
346
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,042
What are you doing?
347
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,521
You've got to
throw him out.
348
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,959
Politics aside,
let's be human beings.
349
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,918
I want a front-row seat
to watch you lose.
350
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,746
The only thing I'm going to
lose is weight
351
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,009
from my crazy
victory dance.
352
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,229
[ Grunting ]
353
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,926
That's a taste.
354
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,711
-Mm.
-Hey, that's the cake for when I win.
355
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,712
You won't be needing it.
356
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,409
Katie: Hey, everybody,
357
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,715
I think they're ready
to announce the winner.
358
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,586
Simon:
Enough suspense, folks.
359
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,544
It looks like we are prepared
to announce the result.
360
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,632
Samantha?
361
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,374
It's...
362
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,419
a tie.
363
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,508
Holy moly. A tie.
364
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,945
A tie?
What is this, soccer?
365
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:17,127
♪
366
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,912
This is highly unusual.
367
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,523
Westport has not had
an election tie since 1792,
368
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,438
and per
the Westport constitution,
369
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,310
any tie must be settled with...
370
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,877
a duel.
371
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,226
A duel?
372
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,272
We can't do a duel
in Westport.
373
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,448
He's right.
We'll do it in Fairfield.
374
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,797
They'll let you do
anything there.
375
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,233
This is ridiculous.
376
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,061
You want us
to shoot each other?
377
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,933
What if they do it
with paintball guns?
378
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,500
I think that would be consistent
with the spirit of the law.
379
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,851
I was ready to use real guns,
so I'm in.
380
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:45,852
And so is my guy.
381
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:46,809
I --
382
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,028
Fine.
383
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,377
Then it's paintballs
at high noon!
384
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,596
Oh, actually,
make it like 12:15.
385
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,250
I see my therapist
11:00 to 12:00,
386
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,775
and I need some time after
to decompress.
387
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,299
Self-care, baby!
388
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:04,000
♪
389
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,483
What's wrong with you?
390
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,311
Nothing.
Okay.
391
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,704
I'm not invested enough to ask
any follow-up questions.
392
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,403
[ Sighs ]
I blew the SATs.
393
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,839
Plus, my mom pissed off
394
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,493
the one guy that could get me
into Harvard.
395
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,103
Well, maybe
this will help.
396
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,844
Apple put us on their
Featured App list.
397
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,455
Downloads have skyrocketed.
Gyftee is blowing up.
398
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,935
Are you serious?
399
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,284
If we keep adding users
at this rate,
400
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,069
our company could be
worth millions.
401
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,593
And then Harvard will be
begging me to go there.
402
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,508
Forget Harvard.
403
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,379
You're only going there
to become rich and successful.
404
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,642
This app is already gonna
make you rich and successful.
405
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,601
You're right.
406
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,559
I feel like a huge weight
has been lifted.
407
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,430
Thanks, Trevor.
408
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,301
You're welcome.
409
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,913
What are you doing
with your face?
410
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,088
Am I not smiling?
411
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,263
No.
412
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:53,484
♪
413
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,922
Why'd you let Cooper
give up on his dreams?
414
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,793
I promised him
I'd stay out of it.
415
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,490
Since when do you listen
when someone tells you
416
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,144
-not to do something?
-Mm-hmm.
417
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,059
I asked you not to
eat popcorn in my BMW,
418
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,453
and you now it looks like
the floor of a movie theater.
419
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,758
[ Crunching ]
420
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,151
[ Footsteps approaching ]
Katie.
421
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,719
My dad's taking me
to Florida with him.
422
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,373
Oh, no.
Yeah.
423
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,940
He said it's time
for me to start living
424
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,724
the life that's been
planned for me.
425
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,466
He blamed my behavior
on a caviar deficiency.
426
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,076
I'm gonna go to
the bathroom
427
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,470
to use a urinal
for the last time.
428
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,602
It's all bidets
where I'm headed.
429
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,129
Poor kid.
430
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,522
Yeah, too bad you promised
not to get involved.
431
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,047
Watch my waffles.
432
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,443
I need to have
a word with you.
433
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,314
Oh, thank goodness
you're here.
434
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,793
I need some cream.
435
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,447
For the love of God,
we had dinner last night.
436
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,798
What you are doing to Cooper
is horrible.
437
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,280
A real parent would encourage
their child's dream.
438
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,456
I've indulged you
long enough, Crystal.
439
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,241
You need to mind
your own business.
440
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,851
Cooper is my business.
441
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,679
I've put more work
into that kid in six months
442
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,463
than you have in 17 years.
443
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,378
Are you eating
Katie's waffles?
444
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,206
She gave us
one thing to do!
445
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,034
I can't help it.
I'm stress eating. [ Groans ]
446
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,775
Cooper is my son.
447
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,211
He is going to work for me.
448
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,952
He is going to be
incredibly wealthy,
449
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,562
and he's going to marry
a cousin distant enough
450
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,347
not to have wonky babies.
451
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,088
But is he going
to be happy?
452
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,698
Well, despite what
we tell the poor,
453
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,352
money does
buy happiness.
454
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,570
Preach.
455
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:20,963
Cooper is sweet.
456
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,269
He's sensitive.
457
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,879
He's a bueno muchacho.
458
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,446
Why are you
speaking Spanish?
459
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,143
Because that's his thing,
and you would know that
460
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,493
if you spent any time with him
at all, but you don't,
461
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,669
because you care more
about yourself
462
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,497
than you do your own son.
463
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,935
No one speaks to me
that way.
464
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,240
I could ruin you.
465
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,981
Good luck.
I'm already ruined.
466
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:39,982
[ Slams table ]
467
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,853
Cooper, we're leaving.
468
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,333
Congrats, this is
the longest I've talked
469
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,249
to someone who wasn't
in my tax bracket.
470
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,776
I know I promised
that I would not say anything to your dad,
471
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,343
but I can't stand by
472
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,171
and let you walk out
on your dream.
473
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,868
Thanks for trying,
Mrs. Otto.
474
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:03,440
♪
475
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,400
Te amo, mamacita.
476
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,100
[ Sighs ]
477
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,714
Taylor, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
478
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,282
I told you,
there's no need to apologize.
479
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,631
That squirrel
took your hot dog.
480
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,285
You had every reason
to chase it.
481
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,461
Not that.
482
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,637
I remember when I came here
to pick you up
483
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,465
on our first date,
484
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,077
and you were standing right
in this spot waiting for me.
485
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,992
I was just so excited.
486
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,124
Also, we had a pet pig inside,
and I didn't want that
487
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,734
to be the headline
for the night, so...
488
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,867
[ Both chuckle ]
489
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,175
I couldn't believe how lucky
I was to be taking you out.
490
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:47,267
And I feel luckier every
single day that I'm with you.
491
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,748
This porch is where
I fell in love with you,
492
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,925
so this porch feels like
the right place to do this.
493
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:54,926
Do what?
494
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,059
Franklin got me thinking.
495
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,322
I almost lost you twice.
496
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,803
There is no way that
I'm gonna lose you again.
497
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,023
[ Gasps ]
498
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,679
Taylor Betsy Ross Otto,
499
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,246
will you marry me?
500
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,379
[ Breathes shakily ]
501
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,728
Yes.
502
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,469
I will absolutely
marry you.
503
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,475
Trip, it's beautiful.
504
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,954
It was my grandma's.
505
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,348
I'm sorry it's not
also a whistle.
506
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:31,093
♪
507
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,315
The rules of today's duel
are simple --
508
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,012
10 paces, 1 shot fired.
509
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,753
Whoever strikes first...
510
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,885
I don't need to go into
any more detail, do I?
511
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,191
We've all seen "Hamilton."
512
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,193
Weapons, please.
513
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,370
I can't believe
we're doing this.
514
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,806
I'm looking forward
to eating your victory cake
515
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,721
over your
paint-riddled body.
516
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,202
The combatants will now meet
back-to-back.
517
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,684
Now, 10 paces.
518
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,728
One.
519
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,034
Two.
520
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,209
Three.
521
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,689
-You're not gonna win.
-Four.
522
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:02,733
Your guy doesn't
have the balls.
523
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,952
-Five.
-He has one ball,
524
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,301
-and that's all he needs.
-Six.
525
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,390
-Paintball. One paintball.
-Seven.
526
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,783
-Eight.
-He has the appropriate amount of testicles!
527
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,914
Nine.
528
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,307
Yaaah!
529
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,613
[ Pop ]
530
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,962
Wait! Wait!
Ablin fired early!
531
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,833
Accident!
That was an accident!
532
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,618
Let the duel continue!
533
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,446
Nope. Dude,
you broke the rules.
534
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,838
I call a do-over.
535
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,840
A do-over is up to
Candidate Otto.
536
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,973
Well, I did run my campaign
fair and square.
537
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,583
[ Sighs ]
538
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,760
But what you did
is neither fair nor square.
539
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,240
Yes!
540
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,589
There's the badass
I'm looking for!
541
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,374
[ Screams ]
542
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,115
You wouldn't shoot a woman
with fibromyalgia, would you?
543
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,247
Why do you always
tell people that?
544
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,248
You got him?
545
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,597
I got him.
546
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,164
Take the shot.
547
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,296
Aah!
548
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,688
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry!
549
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,560
Turns out I didn't
have the shot.
550
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,648
Aah!
551
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,476
That's to break the tie.
552
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,130
Ahh!
553
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,348
And that's for putting
your ballot in first.
554
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,871
Yikes!
555
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,091
And that's for eating
my [bleep] cake!
556
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,310
Doggone it!
557
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,486
Yeah!
I'm so proud of you, man!
558
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,184
Emphasis on "man,"
which you are now.
559
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,577
Congratulations, Greg.
560
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:04,665
You're Westport's newest
town councilman.
561
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,319
[ Grunts ]
[ Chuckles ]
562
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,885
May I suggest your
first order of business
563
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,931
be to change what happens
when there's a tie?
564
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,585
Hmm.
565
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:15,371
♪
566
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,112
Cooper made
a great victory cake.
567
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,592
I can't believe
he's leaving.
568
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,595
When I, your actual son,
move out,
569
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,859
I better see at least this level
of distress from both of you.
570
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,253
Fake it if you have to.
571
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,733
You here to pick up
your stuff?
572
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,213
Actually, my dad
changed his mind
573
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,475
and told me I could stay.
574
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,303
-What?
-And after I graduate,
575
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,913
I can go to culinary school!
576
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,089
[ Laughs ] Oh, dude!
That's amazing!
577
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,004
Move out of the way, Oliver!
I want to hug Cooper.
578
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,658
[ Gasps ]
579
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,225
What made him
change his mind?
580
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,966
You.
581
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,881
He asked me what I thought about
what that crazy lady said,
582
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,710
and for the first time, I was
able to be honest with him.
583
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,408
People always underestimate
the benefits of crazy.
584
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,497
And you said people
in Westport can't change.
585
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,282
I guess they can.
586
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,936
If I can change Cooper's dad,
the ultimate Westporter,
587
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,286
anything is possible.
588
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,505
We have
an announcement, too.
589
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,291
Franklin and I are engaged.
590
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,423
15 years from this summer.
Save the date.
591
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,598
She's a lucky lady.
592
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,860
Congratulations.
593
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,035
Trip and I have
news, too.
594
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,473
We also got engaged!
595
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,474
What?
596
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,823
Taylor and I
got engaged.
597
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,955
We heard you.
598
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,522
I also have some news.
599
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,220
I don't want to go to
Harvard anymore.
600
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
Actually, I might not even
finish high school.
601
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,745
What the hell
is happening?!
602
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,225
Katie: I'll tell you
what's happening.
603
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,530
We got a tween bride,
a teen bride,
604
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,053
and a high school dropout,
605
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,318
so I guess my news isn't
such a big deal anymore.
606
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,710
You're pregnant.
607
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,495
[ Gasps ]
608
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:36,974
No weird-ass historical
middle name for this one.
609
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,976
♪
610
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,243
-"A" on me. Mark.
-Wait, we're still wearing masks.
611
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,767
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
612
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:51,119
I'm sick of my mom
judging my friends!
613
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,555
Holy [bleep]
614
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,296
Man: Come on!
Let's do this!
615
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,732
[ Laughs ][ Applause ]
616
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,081
I have no value,
617
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,213
nothing to off--[ Person sneezes ]
618
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,650
I'm acting here!
619
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:01,825
I said it right, right?
620
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:02,826
Man: No.
621
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,045
[ Laughter ]
622
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,743
[ Sneezes ]
623
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:09,659
[ Thud ]
624
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,879
[ Laughter ]
625
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:15,404
Nobody can take better care
of this family...
626
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,753
than this family?
627
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,060
[ Laughs ]
628
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:23,660
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