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(man) Liam Foxwell, welcome.
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Thank you.
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Okay, little speech time.
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I've been mentioning this to
everyone about their appraisals,
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and I just want you to know
that this isn't a witch
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hunt for the deadwood okay.
It's much more of a...
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treasure hunt for the gold.
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Shit sinks,
but also cream floats.
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Yes, yes I see that.
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(man) A new area we're getting
lots of play in,
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and your office could
be at the centre for,
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is litigation in
retrospective parenting cases.
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Retrospective?
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Bobby sues Mum and Dad
for insufficient
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attention, leading to
lack of confidence,
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leading to
damages against earnings.
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Right, and we're
okay the firm's okay ...
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with that ethically and morally?
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Yep.
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Huh-huh.
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Sure.
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Yeah, yeah right.
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Are you?
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Totally, yeah.
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Yes.
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Okay, Liam, look...
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So if we invite you
to stay with the
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firm in the new environment,
what we'd have you to is pull
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an exhaustive re-do with
personnel maybe next week?
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Oh, well, I, I was ready to do
a big re-do right now, but...
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No, no, no, it's fine,
next week's fine.
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But I have to ask you this, they
aren't gonna hit anything to
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freak us out are they?
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They're not, there's no major
deletions this quarter?
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No, no, everything's
well within parameters.
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Great, okay, Liam this
has been really great.
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Look really hope to look
forward to seeing you again.
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Okay, thank you.
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Airport please.
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(beeping)
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(woman)Live, breathe, smell.
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Full spectrum memory.
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You could get a Willow Grainupgrade for less than the price
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of a daily cup of coffee,
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and three decades of backupfor free.
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Install ingrained procedurewith local anaesthetic
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and you're good to go,because memory is for living.
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(rewinding)
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Okay, great, this hasbeen really great Liam we,
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we really hope to look forwardto seeing you again.
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(rewinding)
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Liam, we, we really hope
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to look forwardto seeing you again.
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Sorry!
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(beep)
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Mr. Foxwell?
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Could you just rewind me
your last 24 hours,
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quad speed that for me, please.
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Great, and back that up for
me times 64 for the week.
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(beeping)
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That's great.
Enjoy your flight Mr. Foxwell.
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I'm not being funny,
right, but look at that.
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Look at what?
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That frayed carpet.
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There, you see?
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Seriously?
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Yes, seriously.
This is a five-star suite.
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I've paid good money
to have perfect details.
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Now, I've got that shitty carpet
for the rest of my life.
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Only if you
keep looking at it, mate.
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Oh, thanks, Jonas!
Now fuck off!
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Alright now, now you
thought the carpet was bad,
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have a look at this.
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But you've met Lucy mywife at the Dublin wedding?
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Oh, that's right,
yeah, hi, Liam.
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Hi, hi again.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Lucy, Liam, we met at
the Dublin wedding.
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Liam!
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Yeah.
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Oh, great.
Liam, yes, come in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, great to see you again.
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Yeah, you too.
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Thanks, where's Fi
been hiding you?
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Oh, you know, in our house.
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(laughs)
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We didn't know, she didn't know
if you were gonna make it.
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Well, it was over quicker
than I thought, so...
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Whoop.
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Ooops, sorry, hello.
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Let's get you a
drink. Beer okay?
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Lovely, thank you.
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Everyone's through
there actually,
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so I'll be in in a minute okay?
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Okay, thank you.
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Hi.
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You're back early then I,
I didn't think you'd make it.
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Yeah, well, I didn't
stay over and I caught
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an early flight back, so...
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- Hiya.
- Hello.
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So how was the appraisal?
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Well, they said they'd let me
do a re-do sometime next week,
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so...
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Oh, but good?
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Well...
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- Later?
- Later.
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Okay.
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How's Jody?
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At home, Gina's babysitting.
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Oh, Gina?
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Hey.
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Jonas, this is, this is...
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Liam right?
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Yeah.
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Jonas. Dude, really nice to meet
ya, how you doing? You alright?
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- Good, good thank you.
- Wicked.
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And you know Jeff?
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Yes.
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Yeah, you'd remember meeting
Jeff, 'cause he would have shown
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you, I don't know, a re-do
of the side of this fridge,
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something like that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Piss off Jonas!
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Hello.
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Hello. Your wife's being
very mean to me tonight.
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Ah, well, she's like that.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Oh, you alright for a drink?
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I'm fine, thank you, Jonas.
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- Nice one.
- Yeah, cheers.
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Colleen, come and
meet Liam, he's...
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Soon to be unemployed
slash unemployable lawyer.
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Hi.
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And Jeff. Jeff and Fi
used to run the parties
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down the Fraser Road
with Paul and me.
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Mad old days!
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Before we started up the Kings.
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So...
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Yeah.
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So, Liam, what, what,
what was it you had?
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Assessment?
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Appraisal.
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How'd it go?
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Good.
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Well, it was, it was a disaster
but, you know, I, I don't know.
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- Hard to gauge?
- Yeah.
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Well let's have a look, re-do,
we can appraise the appraisal.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, right.
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Throw it up there
and we can grade you.
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- Er...
- Yeah, come on.
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Well, it could be fun,
we could... vote!
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- Paul?
- Yeah?
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(Jeff) And I work in
recruitment actually so it
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might be quite useful
for you, going forward.
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Right, okay.
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Liam's gonna re-do his appraisal
so we can give him marks.
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Notes.
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Well, no pointers, you know.
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I think Liam would probably...
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Yeah, do you know what, guys...
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Hey, guys. Now come on
seriously, that's not cool.
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I mean Liam's obviously
uncomfortable so let's just...
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...drop it, yeah?
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Have a cool time.
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(Paul) Time to eat!
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(Lucy) Oh, it's ready.
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Thank you so much for
inviting us this evening,
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it's been too long.
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Yes, it has.
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Too long.
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Fi?
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I haven't met him before have I?
Jonas is it?
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He's one of the old crowd.
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I think I said.
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Oh.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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You know if you're not
in the mood we can go.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Sure?
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Hey.
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(Jonas) Oh, no, I bought
enough for others to share.
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Thank you.
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I've been cooking a
lot since the break-up.
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Jonas has had a tough one.
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(door bell)
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(Colleen) Was it bad?
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Yeah, yeah.
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We were in the middle of
planning it all and I suddenly
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realised that the less
the relationship means
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the more you spend on
the wedding, you know.
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You actually start obsessing
over, over the tiniest little
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details, like, like the
thickness of the wedding
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invitation paper, 'cause I mean
God knows you need something
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to fucking talk about!
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So everybody, this
is Hallam, Hallam, Jonas.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And everyone!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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(Lucy) Help yourself.
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Jonas was just explaining why
relationships are a sham.
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Are they? Shit!
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They're like going
to the theatre.
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You pay loads to go and
ultimately you're wasting
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your entire night,
so when someone asks you
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"Did you have a good time?"
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you both say "Yeah" you know,
"Yeah, it was great", but the
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problem is the more that you
pay, and the longer it goes on,
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the more you're "Oh, yeah we
really loved it", you know,
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"We, we love being together
and never fucking anyone
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else and only having just
one other person to share
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our real thoughts with
for our entire lives".
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I mean, yeah, it's great.
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Would you say you
loved her though?
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I just think we just
really fancied each other,
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and that was what it was.
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You know what it's like early
on, you know, we were just, I
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don't know, we're just two tools
in a tool shed that just fit
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together really fucking well.
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I mean still by the end I'd be
like "Go on, honey, you go up,
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I'm just gonna watch a little
bit more of the news", and I'd
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find myself, you know, watching
re-does of like hot times in
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earlier relationships.
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(Lucy) Easy!
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I'm just saying, there's a
beautiful woman upstairs,
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you know, waiting to
have sex with me...
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What, right now?
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(laughter)
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She's upstairs you know
waiting to have sex with me,
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and I'm sat downstairs watching
re-does of like some hot
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times with some hot girl that
I'd just picked up in some
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place, and I'm fucking pulling
myself off. I mean, seriously.
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Ah, come on.
Come on, guys, I mean,
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we all scroll through
the grain rifling through our
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greatest hits for a little bit
of filth now and then, surely?
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Not me.
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Hallam doesn't have a grain.
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(Paul) Oh, wow.
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No shit.
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Is that a political thing?
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No, no, I was gouged
about 12 months ago.
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Jesus, was that painful?
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Total agony.
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But on the plus of that, I
don't remember it that clearly.
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There's a scar in here.
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Yeah?
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Can I...?
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Yeah, it feels
quite nice.
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And no brain damage clearly.
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Well, my sight
held on fine.
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(Jonas) So who took it then?
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(Hallam) Stolen to order,
as far as they could tell
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probably to some
millionaire Chinese perv.
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- (Jonas) Really?
- Yeah.
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Is that for real?
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Yeah, and none of it
was encrypted, so...
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So they saw the lot?
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00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,120
But the thing is after I was
gouged I didn't have one for a
262
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,440
few days and then
just kind of liked it.
263
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,840
(Jonas) It's cool, it's cool,
I mean because more people,
264
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,880
I mean it's
a big thing now right?
265
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,360
Like, going grainless?
266
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,680
(Colleen) I believe
it's huge with hookers.
267
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,760
I mean, no offence!
268
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,000
No, no, it's okay.
269
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,320
Well, I'm pretty boring.
One man at a time.
270
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,840
Boo!
271
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,600
Serial monogamist.
272
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,040
I'm a serial monogamist.
273
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,800
I'm staying faithful to
my cornflakes right now.
274
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,920
(laughter)
275
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,840
Well I think it's an interesting
choice, going grainless.
276
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,480
It's a brave choice.
277
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,760
I'm sorry, but...
278
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,080
I couldn't do it.
279
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,760
Uh-huh.
280
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,040
Okay, I was gonna
play some re-does
281
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,200
from the Fraser Road days.
282
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,760
Yey!
283
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,920
Stuff from the last
night, depressing or fun.
284
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:43,080
(Colleen)
You know half the organic
memories you have are junk.
285
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,400
Just not trustworthy.
286
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,200
Colleen works in
grain development.
287
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,000
With half the population,
you can implant false memories
288
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,520
just by asking leading
questions in therapy.
289
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,440
You can make people remember
getting lost in shopping malls
290
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,360
they never visited, getting
bothered by paedophile baby
291
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,520
sitters they never had.
292
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,440
I'm just happier now.
293
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,440
(rewinding)
294
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,920
Okay, great, Liam,
295
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,720
this has been,this has been really great.
296
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,440
We really hope to lookforward to seeing you again.
297
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,720
He looks forward to seeing
you again, that's good.
298
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,040
Hopes to look forward.
299
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,640
We really hope to look forwardto seeing you again.
300
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,160
It's phoney.
301
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,320
Hang on, pause it.
302
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,360
Now back up.
303
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,600
Zoom in there.
304
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,800
Come on, that's a tick.
305
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,480
(Liam) That could
be a V or an L.
306
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,640
It's a tick.
307
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,480
Or the start of a swastika.
308
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,040
It's probably the start of a
swastika, they were such pricks.
309
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,960
Did you have fun
with the old gang?
310
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,680
Yeah.
311
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,680
Speak to that Jonas much?
312
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,040
No, no, not really.
313
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,080
He's a bit of knob innit?
Bit of a dick?
314
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,800
Jonas.
315
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,640
Pulling himself off to his
own relationships theories.
316
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,880
Oh, it must be such a drag,
Jonas, putting it about.
317
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,200
And when he protected me
from those assholes.
318
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,240
"Hey, come on, guys,
it's really not cool to re-do
319
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,760
another man's appraisals dudes".
320
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,600
Then why invite him over?
321
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,360
I like him.
322
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,200
You wanted me to invite him.
323
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,600
I didn't say anything.
324
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,320
You were laughing at
everything he said!
325
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,240
You invited him!
326
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,840
It's obvious I didn't
want him to come.
327
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,480
(click)
328
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,560
(Ffion) Wow, it's early, it'searly to call it a night.
329
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,560
(Jonas) Right, do you fancya quick one down the pub?
330
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,040
(Liam) Oh, I've gotta get back,
331
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,640
rescue Jody from thepaedophile baby sitter!
332
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,000
Yeah.
333
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,200
But Jonas, why don'tyou come back to ours
334
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,680
for a nightcap if you want?
335
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,480
See.
336
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,160
It was obvious I didn't want him
to come, I was being polite.
337
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,120
To a moron.
338
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,760
If you really don't want him to
come, you can get rid of him.
339
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,240
Hey, hey.
340
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,960
(Liam) Hey.
341
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,840
Well actually what time is it?
342
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,400
It's midnight.
343
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,400
Phew, shit, it's quite late!
Time's gone on.
344
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,480
- Yeah, time does that.
- Yeah.
345
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,360
What, 15 minutes?
346
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,920
Yeah.
347
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,400
But it, we've got the
baby sitter inside, so...
348
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,960
So is that new info?
349
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,240
No, it's just that, we, I
mean we thought, right, Fi?
350
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,160
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
351
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,920
Okay, now I get it.
352
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,800
No, it's just that actually
it turns out we're tired
353
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,520
and I guess we forgot, but now
we've remembered, so, sorry.
354
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,680
No, it's fine really.
355
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,400
(Ffion) I'm sorry.
356
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,560
Oh, it's cool, no worries, yeah
I've got a backup plan so...
357
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,760
Oh, cool, well,
envoke the back up.
358
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,720
Yeah, I will.
See you later, Fi.
359
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,880
It's good to meet you, man.
360
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,240
Yeah.
361
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,640
Nice one.
362
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,440
Brilliant, brilliant.
363
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,160
Okay, cool.
364
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,720
Good to meet you, man, yeah.
365
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,120
Listen, Gina, it's
a 40 minute wait for a cab,
366
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,080
but if you want I'll have the
bed made up in my office, yeah?
367
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,120
Okay, thanks, Fi.
368
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,240
Hey just, you know, use
anything,
369
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,720
there's T-shirts and...
370
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,280
Alright, yes, thanks,
I'll show myself up.
371
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,960
- Alright, night.
- Night, guys.
372
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,680
Night, Gina.
373
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,800
(bling)
374
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,840
(baby cries)
375
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,280
Thank you.
376
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,920
Is he a big part of the gang?
377
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,720
- Who?
- Jonas.
378
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,240
I don't know, yeah?
379
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,640
Let me guess, he's spent his
time oozing around the girls,
380
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,840
offering back rubs.
381
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,200
Not really.
382
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,360
Circling for an orifice.
383
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,720
Was he always that oily or...
384
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,920
Okay, look...
385
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,240
What?
386
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,200
It's nothing, but...
387
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,960
...you may have noticed a bit
of an atmosphere because...
388
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,800
...me and Jonas years ago
had a bit of a thing.
389
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,800
You had a thing
with oily dude man.
390
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,440
It was just a little
thing and I didn't even
391
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,520
know you back then, so...
392
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,360
You slept with oily dude man?
393
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,080
That's hilarious!
394
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,840
We've all got our skeletons,
how about you and Gemma?
395
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,400
Well, I told you about Gemma.
396
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:05,040
Gemma was a nutcase, but
you never mentioned Jonas.
397
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,600
I did, I told you I hooked up
with someone in Marrakech.
398
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,320
Jonas is Mr. Marrakech?
399
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,240
It was like a month, it was
a stupid thing and then...
400
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,400
I thought Mr. Marrakech
was some sort of super cool,
401
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,120
well not him.
402
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,360
It was years ago and...
403
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,000
Are you embarrassed by that?
404
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,240
'Cause it's embarrassing.
405
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,720
I'm sorry but, Christ,
are you not embarrassed?
406
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,320
It was years ago.
407
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,520
But you dated him for a month?
408
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,400
That's what I said.
409
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:35,200
'Cause when you told me about
Mr. Marrakech, it was a week.
410
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,720
No, I didn't.
411
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,920
(rewinding)
412
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,560
(Liam) What about you?
413
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,960
I don't wanna see our
first time right now.
414
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,800
Ssh, ssh, you're about to talk.
415
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,640
(Ffion) I went away and had alittle thing that did my head
416
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,400
in for a while withthis sort of, this sort
417
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:56,080
of head-fuck guy in Marrakech.
418
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,320
(Liam) Mr. Marrakech?
419
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,240
Yeah!
420
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,680
(Liam) I'm not, I'm imaginingit, a chiller, with a big knob.
421
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,640
(Ffion) No,it's like a dormouse.
422
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,080
Big deal, big heartbreaker?
423
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,560
No, it was just a week.
424
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,240
It was a weird week.
425
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,440
So a weird week or a month?
426
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,200
The point it, it
wasn't a big deal.
427
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,000
Well, it was big enough
to do your head in.
428
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:23,320
Jonas, King Dormouse Dick of
Marrakech did you head in.
429
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,120
That was a nice night.
Used to be.
430
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,960
You're getting obsessed.
431
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,800
I'm not.
432
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,040
We had all this with Dan,
433
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,720
I don't want you
going like that again.
434
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,880
He had little, creepy, beady
eyes and he was always...
435
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,120
What, acting like he was
interested? And you know what?
436
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,600
I think, I think he probably
did fancy me, and actually
437
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,200
he wasn't completely
hideous, so in another life I
438
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,640
don't know, but
nothing happened!
439
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,960
And Jonas...
440
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,280
Oh, he's an old fling! So what?
Don't get all fucked up.
441
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,560
Oh, what, I'm fucked up, am I?
442
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,400
No, I mean just...
443
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,720
No, no, that's brilliant, 'cause
sometimes you're a bitch.
444
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,640
I didn't mean that.
445
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,680
You're a bitch.
446
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,480
I'd like you to erase that.
447
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600
You're a bitch.
448
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,200
Also sometimes.
449
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,680
You can't just edit off
the word "sometimes".
450
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,000
(door opens, closes)
451
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,520
I'm sorry, Fi.
452
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,680
I know I go a bit weird
and wonky sometimes.
453
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,600
I love you, you know.
454
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,120
I know.
455
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,680
(loud moaning)
456
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,440
... in a tool shed that justfit together
457
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,240
really fucking well.
458
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,080
But still by the end I'd belike "Go on, you go up to bed,
459
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,120
I'm just gonna catch a littlebit more of the news", and then
460
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,640
I'd find myself, you know,watching re-does and like hot
461
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,240
times in earlier relationships!
462
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,200
I've got a beautifulwoman upstairs
463
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,440
waiting to havesex with me
464
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,560
and I find myselfwatching re-does of
465
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,080
my hot times in earlierrelationships.
466
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,320
Easy!
467
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,680
(computer) Lip readreconstruction enabled.
468
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,920
(automated voice Fi)Hey, it's good to see you.
469
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,720
(automated voice Jonas)Good to see you too.
470
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,560
I was nervous when I heardyou were going to be here.
471
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,520
It's weird isn't it?
472
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,920
Morning.
473
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,720
Gina, over here.
474
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,960
Come here a second, I
just want your opinion.
475
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,440
It's just a silly game.
476
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,960
Sit down.
Just answer this.
477
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,400
No, I'm a serial monogamist.
478
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,360
I'm staying faithful to mycornflakes right now.
479
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,440
Now, is that funny?
480
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,040
Er...
481
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,440
There's no need to be
nice, the man's a prick.
482
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,360
Is that funny in your opinion?
483
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Well...
484
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,960
No, I'm a serial monogamist.
485
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,440
I'm staying faithful tomy cornflakes right now.
486
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,520
Erm, no.
487
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,680
No.
488
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,760
- I dunno.
- You do.
489
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,160
- Hey.
- Hi.
490
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,240
What's this?
491
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,520
Oh, I'm just getting Gina's
opinion on something.
492
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,120
No, I'm a serial monogamist.
493
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,080
I'm staying faithful to mycornflakes right now.
494
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,280
I was just wondering
because you found it funny
495
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,200
but it clearly isn't,
and Gina agrees.
496
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,520
I didn't really
wanna get involved.
497
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,720
Gina, let me get you a cab.
498
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,480
(Gina) My dad's on his way.
499
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,720
Just one, just one, one
other thing. We both wanted
500
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,280
him to come back, but who
wants him to come back more?
501
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,320
In your opinion, off
the top of your head,
502
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,640
who wants him to come back more?
503
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,040
(Jonas) Okay, well, bye.
504
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,920
(Ffion) Yeah, bye.
505
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,240
Wow, it's early. It's earlyto call it a night.
506
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,520
(Jonas) Well do you fancya quick one down the pub?
507
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,400
(Liam) Oh, we'vegotta get back,
508
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,480
rescue Jody fromthe paedophile baby sitter!
509
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,600
Oh, that's just a,
that's a joke.
510
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,760
Sorry.
511
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,440
Jonas, why don'tyou come back to ours
512
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,680
for a nightcap if you want?
513
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,160
Yeah. Yeah.
514
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,240
(bangs on door)
515
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,640
No, ignore the joke.
516
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,760
Who's more keen for
him to come back?
517
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:06,760
I don't know.
518
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,760
I'll see you out.
519
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,280
(Liam) You do know, Gina.
520
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,240
(Ffion) I'm so sorry,
he's really hung over.
521
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,120
(Gina) That's okay.
522
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,440
I'm staying faithful tomy cornflakes right now.
523
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,720
That is just
objectively not funny.
524
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,080
Anyone would say
that's not funny.
525
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,400
That was fucking embarrassing.
526
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,360
Whatever you're
cueing up, stop it.
527
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,160
Sit down, please.
528
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,360
Do you see that?
529
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,320
You know Jeff?
530
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,160
(Liam) Yes.
531
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,880
(Jonas) Yeah, you remembermeeting Jeff 'cause he would
532
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,040
have shown you, I don'tknow, a re-do of the
533
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,400
side of his fridge,something like that.
534
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,400
Spot the difference.
535
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,280
You're drunk.
536
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,120
I'm the difference.
537
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,360
He's the greatest guy in the
world, and then I arrive and...
538
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,200
you clam.
539
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,800
For clarity.
540
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,160
We're just talking!
541
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,880
But moments later
you're so stiff.
542
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,280
I don't know, a re-do ofthe side of his fridge...
543
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,320
(Liam) You don't know
how to stand around him.
544
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,320
Your gauges are all over
the place, hot and cold.
545
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,720
This is just stupid!
546
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,760
But you can't hide
it, not completely.
547
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,680
See how you look at him.
548
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,320
The less therelationship means,
549
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,320
the more you spendon the wedding.
550
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,320
I mean really, you startobsessing over these tiny
551
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,720
little details, and thethickness of the wedding
552
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,440
invitation paper.
553
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,240
Now, how you look at me.
554
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,320
Well I think it's aninteresting choice
555
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,480
going grainless
556
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,760
(Liam) It's a brave choice.
557
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,720
I'm sorry but...
558
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,080
Tell me you look at me
nice like you look at him.
559
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,520
You can't.
560
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,120
And how am I looking
at you now, Liam?
561
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,280
How long did you go
out with him for?
562
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,600
Does it matter?
563
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,280
You know half the organicmemories you have are junk.
564
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,840
Just not trustworthy.
565
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,240
Well, when it comesto little things.
566
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,840
And big ones.
567
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,880
(Liam) Is that Marrakech?
568
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,840
Does that look like Marrakech?
569
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,640
No.
570
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,680
It's not Marrakech.
571
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,520
So how long did you
go out with him for?
572
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,400
Alright, about six months.
573
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,800
So not a, not a week
or a month, six months?
574
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,960
The ever-inflating romance.
575
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,520
You're probably still
going out with him.
576
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,400
Why am I on trial here?
577
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,560
What's been going on?
578
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,320
Nothing has been going on!
579
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,920
It was...
580
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Christ you know how
it is when you first get with
581
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,720
someone and then previous
boyfriends come up.
582
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,040
He was never a boyfriend,
it was always a weird week.
583
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,360
I down-played it,
I fudged it, it was ...
584
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,840
You lied?
585
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,200
Not everything that
isn't true is a lie, Liam.
586
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,040
Hello?
587
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,720
Yeah, alright he was a
bigger thing than I made out,
588
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,800
and yeah he's sort of a dick.
589
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,640
Sort of? He's a massive...
590
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,640
But I, and I liked him then, and
I don't like him, not like that,
591
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,560
not now.
592
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,440
So just to get this clear.
593
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,360
He fucks you, gets footage
for his re-do wank file,
594
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,440
but you're still pally?
595
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,600
This is sad!
596
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,640
You know, 'cause if he was...
597
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,800
This is just sad.
598
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,520
... he probably sits
there and tosses himself off
all over his cashmere blanket.
599
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,520
It was years ago!
600
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,080
Not for him.
601
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,280
I find myself, you know,watching re-does of really
602
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,880
hot times in earlyrelationships.
603
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,680
Easy.
604
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,240
Ah, sober up, make yourself
puke, whatever, I don't care,
605
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,520
just sort this out.
606
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,040
Fuck!
607
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,320
I find myself, you know,watching re-does of like really
608
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,440
hot times in earlyrelationships.
609
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,160
Easy!
610
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,440
And I'm downstairs watchingsome re-do of, of some night,
611
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,320
I've picked upsomebody else and...
612
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,440
Yeah, nice, Jeff.
613
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,320
She's upstairs,waiting to have
614
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,080
sex with me, and I'm downstairswatching some re-do of some
615
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,840
night I've pickedup somebody else.
616
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,200
Easy!
617
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,400
And I'm fuckingpulling myself off!
618
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,840
I'm just saying...
619
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,040
(engine starts)
620
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,600
(computer) Grain warning.
621
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,760
Grain assistant suggests youmay not be
622
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,560
in a suitablephysical condition
623
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,800
for the activity youappear to be engaged in.
624
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,280
To override continueat your own risk.
625
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,200
All health and personalaccident insurance is...
626
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,880
Thank you.
627
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,600
(buzzer)
628
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,280
(Jonas) Who's that?
629
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,760
It's Liam.
630
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,120
Erm...
631
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,040
It's Liam from last night.
632
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,760
Liam?
633
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,280
Is Fi with you?
634
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,840
Ah, she's not, no.
635
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,920
Sorry Liam mate, is theresomething that you want?
636
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,840
Yeah I just wanna, I just
wanna come in and talk to you,
637
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,080
can you open the gate?
638
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah sure, noproblem, I'll let you in.
639
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,920
Nice, nice one.
640
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,400
Hey.
641
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,440
Hey.
642
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,120
What do you want?
643
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,760
I just wanted to come in
for a bit, dude.
644
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,400
That looks expensive,
is that expensive?
645
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,320
Look, Liam, this morning,
mate...
646
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,720
Oh, fucking hell.
647
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,680
Liam!
648
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,680
Jonas, this is a nice place.
649
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,120
Hey, seriously, man.
650
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,840
Look, it's not cool you
just walking in like this,
651
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,400
and to be honest with
you it's a little bit weird.
652
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,680
Is that a Marakeechian lamp?
653
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,320
Liam, do I have to call Fi?
654
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,640
Did you guys have a row
or something like that?
655
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,720
- Sit down.
- No, I'm alright.
656
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,200
Go on, sit down, it's not a
bear trap, it's your chair.
657
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,760
Do you want me to bounce
this off your fucking head?
658
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,280
I'm joking, Jonas!
659
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,200
Bloody hell, I thought you
was supposed to be cool, man,
660
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,920
you're meant to
be fucking brilliant.
661
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,560
What's going on?
662
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,280
Yeah, that figures.
663
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,440
Get some good stuff
for the scrap book?
664
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,320
I think you should go.
665
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,720
I don't blame ya, I would have.
666
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,760
Tell you what,
let's have a look.
667
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,680
Go on, chuck it on the
screen. Don't be shy.
668
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,360
Go on.
669
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,200
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas.
670
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,400
For goodness sake, you need
to grow a sense of humour.
671
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,680
He's uptight, ain't he?
672
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,400
(Jonas) Okay, Liam.
673
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,960
It's a lovely room this.
674
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,160
Thank you.
675
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,200
Is this where you masturbate
to images of my wife?
676
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,280
Or do you do it in that room?
677
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,200
Okay, Liam, I want
you to leave now.
678
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,200
Do you sometimes start in there
and then finish in there?
679
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,000
'Cause the world's pretty
much your oyster innit?
680
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,800
I want you to leave.
681
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,920
Oh, well, that's a pity.
682
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,360
Come on mate.
683
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,440
Oh no, what you doing?
What are you doing!
684
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,000
(clunk)
685
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,880
- (Hallam) What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
686
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,200
Jesus! Get out!
687
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,840
Stand up, Jonas, come on.
688
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,720
(rewind)
689
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,640
Hey. What do you want?
690
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,600
Don't do that!
691
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,360
Go on ...
692
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,040
- What are you doing?- What are you doing?
693
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,720
(Liam) Stand up, Jonas,come on.
694
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,960
(Hallam)Get out, you fucking prick!
695
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,640
I tell you what...
696
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,720
(Hallam) Stop it!
697
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,560
I'll tell you whatyou're gonna do, yeah?
698
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,200
You're gonna get every bit ofFi you've got in there,
699
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,440
you're gonna select itall and you're gonna wipe it!
700
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,920
Hello, Police, I'm witnessing aserious assault
701
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,600
at 5 Hartford...
702
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,000
(Liam) Wipe it!
703
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,280
(Jonas) Fuck off!
704
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,680
(Hallam)I don't have a grain feed toshow you, I don't have a grain.
705
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,080
(bottle breaks)
706
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,120
I'll tell you what, righteither you wipe it or I willfucking gouge you myself!
707
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,160
Okay.
708
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,880
(Hallam) Just do what he says.
709
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,840
(Liam) Not on your eye,in there, on there.
710
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,960
(Hallam) He's doing it!
711
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,360
Now delete it all, thelot, or I will crack your
712
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,000
skull and I will gougeyour fucking neck.
713
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,880
(Jonas) I'm doing it.
714
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,600
Stay away from my house!
715
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,400
Now delete it all, the lot!
716
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,720
Or I will crack your skull andI will gouge your fucking neck.
717
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,760
I'm doing it.
718
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,800
Liam?
719
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,680
Where did you go?
720
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,400
What happened?
721
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,520
Liam, what happened?
722
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,040
Did you use a condom or not?
723
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,000
Just say.
724
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,560
Yeah, well, whatever you think.
725
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,400
Am I Jody's father?
726
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,720
- Liam?
- Am I?
727
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,800
Yes, of course.
728
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,040
You sure about that?
729
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,800
Yes!
730
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,920
That's nice.
731
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,720
Always liked that
picture didn't you?
732
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,320
That's why I bought it for you.
733
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,720
I never liked it.
Thought it was pretentious shit.
734
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,480
I tell ya whatyou're gonna do, yeah,
735
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,680
you're gonna get every bitof Fi you've got on there...
736
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,400
Christ, what have you done?
737
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,120
I'm getting to the good part.
738
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,160
Hello, Police, I'm witnessinga serious assault at...
739
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,520
(rewind)
740
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,720
Now delete it all, the lot,or I will crack your skull
741
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,720
and I will gougeyour fucking neck.
742
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,680
18 months ago
in this room ...
743
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,400
You know when you
suspect something?
744
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,440
It's always better when
it turns out to be true.
745
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,640
It's like I've had a
bad tooth for years and I'm
746
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,800
just finally getting my
tongue in there and I'm digging
747
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,000
out all the rotten shit.
748
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,240
That's not what it looks like.
749
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,520
Oh, did Jonas come round
to read you a story?
750
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,640
No, it was...
751
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,600
A story about fucking?
752
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,280
It was...
753
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,280
when all the Dan stuff
was going on,
754
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,600
and you'd walked out.
755
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,880
For like ten minutes.
756
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,680
For five days, Liam.
757
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,840
No call, no nothing.
758
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,280
So you fucked him
after four days?
759
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,920
That's heroic.
760
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,280
I mean three days, that's
admirable, but four days.
761
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,160
I mean you must
have been gagging.
762
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,520
I was upset.
763
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
We went for a
drink, I got drunk.
764
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,600
It shouldn't have happened.
765
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,200
I'm sorry.
766
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,440
I'm so sorry, I can't,
I can't say anything else.
767
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,520
I love you!
768
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,400
Did you use a condom?
769
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,960
Yes.
770
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,160
'Cause we didn't have any
here, we were trying.
771
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,360
He had some.
772
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,760
In his pocket?
773
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,680
In his car.
774
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,960
Was it his decision or
did you make him wear one?
775
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,880
I made him.
776
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,400
And you saw him put it on?
777
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,800
Yes.
778
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,560
Show me then.
779
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,800
Show me on there.
780
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,360
I need to see it, Fi.
781
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,160
I deleted it.
782
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,960
I wanted it to go away,
I wiped the whole thing.
783
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,160
Did you?
784
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,640
Yeah.
785
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,840
So it's just a blank
gap in your timeline?
786
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,960
Yeah.
787
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,360
Show me that then.
788
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,400
Yeah, okay.
789
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,760
I have to find it.
790
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,360
No!
No deleting it, not now!
791
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,800
No, no.
792
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,880
It's still on there is it?
793
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,640
I'm sorry.
794
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,280
You have to show it to me, Fi.
795
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,400
Why?
796
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,560
'Cause I want to see it.
797
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,560
I love you.
798
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,800
Show it to me.
799
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,240
No.
800
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,520
Show it to me.
801
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,640
- No.
- Show it to me!
802
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,760
- No!
- Show it to me!
803
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,960
I want to see what,
what he looks like!
804
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,440
This isn't me, look
what you're doing to me!
805
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,480
Fi, I need to see it!
806
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,120
Please?
807
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,040
I need to see it, Fi.
808
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,080
(Ffion, on tape, laughing)Need any help?
809
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,760
(Jonas) Sorry!
810
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,480
Agh!
811
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,880
(deep moaning)
812
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,880
(moaning grows louder)
813
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,320
(Liam) I love you.
814
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,200
I love you too.
815
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,760
Oh!
816
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,880
(Liam) Hello, stinky!
817
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,160
(rewind)
818
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,120
(stops)
819
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,800
Hey.
820
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,400
Brown or green?
821
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,320
Green.
822
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,120
♪ ♪
823
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,720
(splash)
823
00:46:55,305 --> 00:47:55,583
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