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Previously, on
"Wynonna Earp"...
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Where are you from,
Charlie?
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- All I wanna do is help people.
- He's not Charlie.
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He's Julian.
He's my father.
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I am a fully grown half angel.
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Are you real?
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To Nicole and Waverly.
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The only problem
you really have
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is people adore you.
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Too busy to celebrate
your sisters' engagement?
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Well, slap my ass and call me
the sister‐in‐law.
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Jeremy, where is Robin?
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Just keep him out
of this, okay?
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- Time's up, beast.
- You found your gun.
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I thought you wanted
to kill me.
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All I want is to stop feeling
guilty for what I am.
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Why is there a breeze
all up in my kitchen?
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Where am I?
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Oh no, I didn't.
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Good morning.
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Good "morgen",
as they say in Germany.
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Just curious if anybody
has seen...
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a pair of...
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leather pants?
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Black leather pants?
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Wynonna!
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You're still here.
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Well...
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Happy Halloween to me.
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Prick or treat.
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Let me help you to the street.
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Let's get you up.
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This boa's just
chaffing my vag.
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Hang on.
Please, thank you.
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It was a treat.
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And let me say,
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if you were thinking
of Doc the whole time,
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it's okay, because I know I was.
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I'd just back off a tidge
if I were you.
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Remember the time I got
my demon‐killing gun back?
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You're going to need it.
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Evans! Keep it quiet!
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There's nothing out here, man.
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You remember last year?
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Eyes open.
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Did you hear that?
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Do you see that?
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Put your hands on your...
pumpkin!
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Fuck this, man,
I hate Halloween!
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♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪
*WYNONNA EARP*
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Season 04 Episode 08
Episode Title: "Hell Raisin' Good Time"
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Wow!
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You really smacked the Homestead
with the Halloween stick.
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- And hard.
- Yeah.
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Let me tell you about Halloween
with my daddy.
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We'd cower in our rooms
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while Daddy sat on the porch
with his bourbon and guns,
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ranting about The Devil's Night.
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Hey, well I'm glad
you're reclaiming it.
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Yeah.
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I need some Earp sister time.
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Let her know that things
aren't gonna change
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just 'cause we're engaged.
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Yeah. Well...
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except that next Halloween,
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I'm going to be
monster mashing my wife.
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Have fun in the big city!
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Ugh, shopping.
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But Rachel is insisting.
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Something about a white dress?
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You know I'd be
perfectly happy
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if you wore your old Stetson.
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Maybe un‐retire the khakis?
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Speaking of slacks:
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"Come to BBD. Bring pants."
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Is that code?
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That's Wynonna.
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Remember when you gave
that big speech to my boss
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about being
Wynonna Fucking Earp,
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- demon‐hunting queen?
- How is Naomi?
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She's on leave.
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Since when?
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Since she thought she saw
a baby Bigfoot
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and couldn't stop crying.
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Now her former assistant Albert
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is the boss of the whole...
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why are you wearing curtains?
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Vagina curtains.
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Repurposed as my
Walk‐of‐Shame muumuu.
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Wynonna, you haven't delivered
a supernatural bad guy
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in three weeks.
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Tell me the truth,
did Naomi get guac'd?
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Happy Halloween!
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Are you wearing... curtains?
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Guys, I'm late.
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Let me introduce you
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to the perpetrator
of Purgatory's last
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Halloween massacre:
Te Deum Cleobis.
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Rotten Jack!
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He's the reason we carve
Jack O'Lanterns.
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Once he begins
his slaughter,
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he does not stop until dawn!
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He's killed twice today.
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Two good BBD agents
skewered too soon.
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Peacemaker will mash him
into pie filling.
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No, no. This is strictly
a no‐kill mission.
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BBD wants him alive.
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- Bu...
- Oh, no.
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Wynonna's not doing a mission.
Not today.
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No. We have Halloween plans!
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I just didn't tell you
about them yet.
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You're gonna need to obtain
an extractor,
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paralyze Rotten Jack,
then deliver him to me.
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- What?
- You have three hours.
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- Uh...
- Or what?
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Wait! You're not coming with?
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I have an appointment.
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Jesus.
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Who swapped his Snickers out
for a toothbrush?
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So is Haught already
busy tonight or something?
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No. I just want some time
with my sister.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Your costume.
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C'mon Waves!
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As if I've been shaving
above the knee!
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I love Halloween.
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On the house, Mr. Mercury.
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- Oh, much obliged.
- Oh, and Kippy?
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This fell off the back
of a BBD supply truck.
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For your sciatica.
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- Just a dab will do.
- You are a peach, Holliday.
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I'm ready for you, Holliday.
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Now.
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You're known to be a gambler.
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I like to game now and then.
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Well, a new demon...
actually a very old one,
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has arrived in Purgatory.
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He's had many names
over many Hallow's Eves,
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the only time he's active.
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But we just call him
Rotten Jack.
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I have heard the rumours.
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Good.
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So, all of these images
represent possible targets.
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'Cause he gets more bloodthirsty
every Hallow's Eve.
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So we just try to stay clear.
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- But you bet on his...
- activities?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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This Hallow's Eve, we're online.
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Yeah, we're taking bets
from demons
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- all around the world.
- Does he know that?
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So, you care to venture
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which one of these
will be his last victim?
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The sorcerer, the warrior,
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the healer, the mother...
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- The angel.
- Rare breed.
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And I too have recently
heard some rumours.
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I should get back to my party.
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Your party? In my bar?
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Holliday, you haven't
brought me booze in weeks.
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Yet you sit there,
drinking my wares.
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As a once proprietor myself,
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may I offer this:
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Employees will work
harder for honey.
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Well, speaking of honey,
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can you give this
to your "friend" Wynonna?
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It's funny. I thought
she would taste sweeter.
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Oh, you poor fool.
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The only thing Wynonna detests
more than demons is her exes.
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Oh, I think
I've bought immunity
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since I helped her
find her gun.
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Which she will happily
turn on you.
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Front or back.
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She was happy
when I turned her,
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front and back.
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We're not done here.
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We most certainly are.
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You work for me.
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Not anymore.
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Don't be an idiot, Holliday.
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I'll take what is mine,
one way or another.
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The prey is marked!
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He's close to another kill!
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Shh! That's my line.
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And Rotten Jack's
next potential victim is...
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...the mother!
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Ah!
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Now, aren't you a tall one?
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That is an excellent costume.
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I was hoping the rumours
of Halloween being cancelled
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this year were false.
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It's such a wonderful way
to get to know the neighbours!
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But... I have brownies
in the oven.
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Is this where you left
your pants?
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As if I'm telling you.
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I thought you'd be happy
to celebrate Halloween together.
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- Yeah, oh yeah.
- Finally.
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Love thinking about how hard
our childhood sucked.
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Look, I know
I'm getting married,
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but things aren't
gonna change, Wynonna.
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Can we just do
the mission? Okay?
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Jer seemed more tightly
wound than usual.
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He won't even say
what happened with Robin.
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Yeah, well there's a lot
of not saying
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going around today.
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Can you just let me be petty
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on this shittiest
of fake holidays?
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You're in love,
and your life is so perfect,
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just stop being
so goddamn angelic.
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Ouch.
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I guess things are changing.
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Mostly you.
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- No trick or treaters!
- Ow!
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Hey! Oi!
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It's Britney, bitch.
I'm here for the extractor.
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Hey! Chili cook‐off,
back from the cruise!
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Casey?
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What are you doing here,
Agent Chetri?
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I promised management
we'd have our best minds
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working on neutralizing
Rotten Jack.
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Yeah, but it's Tuesday,
Albert.
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My... My group meets
on Tuesdays.
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You can't put it off?
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Days of the week tend to be
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pretty set in stone.
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But, uh, Agent Earp
will handle it.
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Code Orange, Jeremy.
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We're a hair's breadth away
from lockdown.
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- No.
- Excuse me?
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- I don't ask for much.
- One hour a week, that's it.
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Don't take this
away from me too.
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How is the... situation?
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Any possible reversals?
Control measures?
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Yeah, I'm working on it.
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I still see those oozing teeth
every time I close my eyes.
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Could you pass
the veggie sticks?
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Didn't mean to startle you.
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Just all this talk of...
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oozing and teeth
makes me hungry.
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S'all good! It's all good!
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I am just like,
over‐caffeinated.
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You know what,
how about you take mine?
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- I'm trying to cut down.
- Thanks.
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My wife says I can't sleep
in my body armour anymore.
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- Poor dude...
- Is she even my wife?
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He tells the same story
every meeting.
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Yeah.
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Probably the only place he can
be honest about his trauma.
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Yeah.
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How have you been holding up?
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Yeah, you know, it's nice
to be back in town.
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They're opening up
a new cat café.
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That's right!
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BBD let you move your base
of operations back to Purgatory?
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Yes! You remembered.
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Yeah! And you?
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They have me working
in accounting.
260
00:12:46,924 --> 00:12:48,893
I know. I remember.
261
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,978
You okay?
262
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,914
What? Yeah, it's just...
263
00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:56,133
My dad loved cats.
264
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:59,670
I still can't believe
I missed his funeral.
265
00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:04,375
I am sorry about
a lot of things, Robin.
266
00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:06,994
Sure wasn't your fault.
267
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,097
And Black Badge is on the case.
268
00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:13,000
They helped me once.
They'll help me again.
269
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,420
Yeah. Yeah, we will.
270
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:20,907
So, uh, we're looking
271
00:13:20,991 --> 00:13:22,709
for something called
an extractor.
272
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:25,463
- You heard of it?
- You weren't followed, right?
273
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,081
Not as far as we know.
274
00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:30,017
Shit. Thing is...
275
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,369
if they're good, you don't know.
276
00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:35,389
You afraid of anyone
in particular?
277
00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,324
FBI? NCIS? Big foot?
278
00:13:37,408 --> 00:13:39,760
Ha! Big foot wouldn't
come out this time of year.
279
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:41,328
NCIS sounds bad, though.
280
00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:44,798
I mean, not Black Badge bad,
but...
281
00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:49,036
Listen, we don't want to cause
you any trouble,
282
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,104
we'll pay you for the extractor,
whatever it is.
283
00:13:51,188 --> 00:13:54,492
- It's not an "it".
- It's a me.
284
00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:57,544
Yeah, well, then...
285
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,481
you're what, or who, we need.
286
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,750
There's a monster on the loose.
287
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,686
Already? Okay, we gotta move.
288
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,689
Look. Alright, not to scare you,
but boo, we're BBD,
289
00:14:08,773 --> 00:14:10,257
and we need you
to take out Rotten Jack.
290
00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:11,958
Wait, you're Black Badge?
291
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:14,494
How could you?
We cooked chili together!
292
00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:17,130
I'm afraid the call's coming
from inside the house.
293
00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:18,783
Yeah, but we're outside, man!
294
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,737
Geez!
295
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,806
What is that?!
296
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:28,325
We cooked chili together!
297
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,494
Ugh!
298
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,820
You could have had
more finesse.
299
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:42,689
- I don't do kid gloves.
- Just big angry mittens.
300
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,397
What the hell?
301
00:14:50,481 --> 00:14:51,264
Where did he go?
302
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,018
I don't remember
which way we came in.
303
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,490
Hold my hand,
baby girl.
304
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,809
Wait. Which way
is the trailer?
305
00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:04,444
What trailer?
306
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,846
Hello?!
307
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,848
What is this place?
308
00:15:07,932 --> 00:15:09,767
I have no idea.
309
00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:12,652
And who are you?
310
00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:15,172
I have no idea!
311
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:22,562
No shit, ladybug.
312
00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:24,248
Are you late for school?
313
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:27,801
Whore school?
314
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,136
Okay, let's stay calm.
315
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,871
What was the last thing
we remember?
316
00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,806
Running.
317
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,407
I know that song.
318
00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:35,542
Me too.
319
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,795
Whoever I am, I hate it.
320
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,752
♪ They're gone. They're gone ♪
321
00:15:45,836 --> 00:15:48,155
♪ The big, bad monster's gone ♪
322
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,124
♪ Yeah, the big, bad
monster's gone ♪
323
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,676
Ahh!
324
00:15:54,044 --> 00:15:54,828
Oh!
325
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,531
You're supposed to be
the nice one!
326
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,900
- It was a reflex!
- Who are you?!
327
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:02,169
Do we know you?
Do you know us?
328
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,403
I thought I knew you.
329
00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:04,738
What are we doing here?
330
00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:06,657
Just Hallow‐hangin'.
331
00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,409
Our outfits are pretty choice.
332
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:11,128
Why didn't I shave my legs?
333
00:16:11,662 --> 00:16:13,446
Okay, we were lost.
334
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,082
There was fog,
and then suddenly, poof!
335
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,751
- No fog.
- Fog?
336
00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:19,686
You guys are spiralling.
337
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,021
- What?
- Wilin'.
338
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:21,888
- Huh?
- High.
339
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:25,425
- Hello!
- You're both very, very high.
340
00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:26,626
See, here's what happened.
341
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,195
I sold you some weed...
342
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,730
- Okay.
- Then you smoked the weed...
343
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:32,899
Okay, so far
this is all checking out.
344
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:35,068
- Hybrid.
- Really lets you disconnect.
345
00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:37,070
Forget about all your troubles.
346
00:16:37,154 --> 00:16:38,772
Even your name?
347
00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:41,975
Man, you really hauled
on that thing.
348
00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:43,127
Nice.
349
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,931
'Kay. Go home, find snacks.
350
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:49,482
Do not watch the movie Cats.
351
00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:51,017
They say it's hilarious,
352
00:16:51,101 --> 00:16:53,119
but you'll never look
at Dame Judi Dench
353
00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:54,721
the same ever again.
354
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:59,143
- Okay, okay. How...
- how do we know where home is?
355
00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:01,312
Oh, uh...
356
00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:04,014
Wait. What's this?
357
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:05,899
Oh!
358
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,118
- Yeah, okay.
- That's convenient.
359
00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:10,904
Okay, well, um, I live here.
360
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,891
And I'm pretty sure you two
live here, so...
361
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,243
You know how to drive?
362
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,228
Let's find out.
363
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,217
Which way's the car?
364
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:26,337
- I don't know!
- Let's go this way and see!
365
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,213
Hello?
366
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,918
This is definitely our house.
367
00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:42,769
Are we roommates?
368
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,304
Sisters.
369
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:46,339
And we live together?
370
00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:48,258
Aww, so cute!
371
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,845
Guess neither of us
likes laundry.
372
00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:54,047
Well, probably,
we're too busy
373
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:56,016
getting ready
for this epic Halloween!
374
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,718
- I fucking hate Halloween.
- What?
375
00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,938
It's so fun!
376
00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:05,058
Uh‐oh. Okay.
377
00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:06,526
Okay!
378
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:09,796
Uh, I have a Wynonna Earp.
379
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,498
Okay, alright,
380
00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:15,052
and I have a Waverly Earp!
381
00:18:15,619 --> 00:18:17,037
A little loose, but...
382
00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:19,957
these buttons
are definitely familiar.
383
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,862
Waverly!
384
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:29,416
You're a cop, Wynonna!
385
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,884
- Mmm!
- Now it makes sense
386
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,485
why you punched that guy!
387
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,154
And you're bossy!
388
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,156
My training just
kicked right in.
389
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,791
Like a pro!
390
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,793
To be honest,
391
00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,696
hitting that guy felt good.
392
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:45,565
Like, there was this rush...
393
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:47,300
What does that say about me?
394
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:50,487
That your teeny tiny body
was pumped full of adrenaline!
395
00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:56,042
Whisky.
396
00:18:58,662 --> 00:19:00,297
I like whisky!
397
00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:04,368
Maybe it's a bar.
398
00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:08,188
Maybe you work there!
399
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:14,812
Maybe there's
a Halloween party!
400
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,205
Talk about a ghost town.
401
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,474
Well, probably 'cause there's
no hot wench here
402
00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,259
to serve the booze.
403
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,444
Geez...
404
00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:33,646
No wonder I'm so poor.
405
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,399
What?
406
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,450
It's a shame.
407
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,519
That shirt was made for tips.
408
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,872
Thank ya!
409
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,058
- Wynonna?
- What?
410
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,094
Well, Happy Halloween,
Premium Rhapsody.
411
00:19:48,178 --> 00:19:50,397
Nedley tell you to come help?
412
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,699
Shh... yes.
413
00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:55,535
She said...
414
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:56,970
you were short‐staffed.
415
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:59,806
Hey, just remind me,
what's our drug‐testing policy?
416
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:01,107
I have business to attend to,
417
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,609
I would prefer
to do it alone.
418
00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:04,328
I'm in no mood for your games.
419
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:08,982
- Are you her boyfriend?
- We've def smashed, right?
420
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,850
Oh, you are as mature
as ever.
421
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,619
You also in
on whatever this is?
422
00:20:12,703 --> 00:20:15,588
Look. Don't step on my nuts,
man, I'm off duty.
423
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,926
Those are...
424
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,695
...the best Halloween costumes
I've ever seen!
425
00:20:22,779 --> 00:20:24,130
Holliday.
426
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:26,332
Amon sent us to fetch the booze.
427
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:30,220
If you resist, your vampire ass
can kiss these stakes.
428
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:39,245
Wynonna, use your gun, dammit!
429
00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:40,213
What gun?!
430
00:20:40,297 --> 00:20:42,499
- Not you, her!
- The demon‐killing one!
431
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:48,438
- Ah!
- Dude, I will write you up!
432
00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:55,395
- Geez, Louise!
- What is going on with you two?
433
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:57,330
He's a...
434
00:20:57,414 --> 00:20:59,699
Vampire!
435
00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:01,367
Wynonna! Waverly!
436
00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:04,637
Do not go out there!
It is not safe!
437
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:09,259
Wynonna?
438
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:15,299
Wynonna!
439
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,574
His voice... it's so familiar.
440
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:26,977
Are his fangs familiar too?
441
00:21:27,811 --> 00:21:31,331
- It's gotta be a hallucination.
- We're high, remember?
442
00:21:34,218 --> 00:21:35,902
- What's that for?
- All that came up
443
00:21:35,986 --> 00:21:37,688
was a tiny skull emoji.
444
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,772
Good skull? Bad skull?
445
00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:42,292
It's always a bad skull!
446
00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:02,228
I asked you for the whole lot,
and Holliday's head!
447
00:22:02,312 --> 00:22:04,030
Well, batter up, buttercup.
448
00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:09,235
Come again?
449
00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:17,477
One more time.
450
00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:19,212
The Earp girls were there,
451
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,548
- but they weren't themselves.
- Meaning?
452
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,049
Wynonna didn't even
have her gun!
453
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,252
She already lost
Peacemaker again?
454
00:22:26,336 --> 00:22:28,538
God Dallas!
455
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,525
They were acting like
their brains were scrambled.
456
00:22:32,609 --> 00:22:34,394
Not just scrambled, erased!
457
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,729
They must have tried
to cross the border.
458
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:39,016
Yeah...
459
00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,655
Well, Happy Halloween to me!
460
00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:47,674
Hey, Kippy? Gas up the limo!
461
00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:50,043
- You mean the Corolla?
- Just do it!
462
00:22:51,595 --> 00:22:53,546
- So what's it like for you?
- Hm?
463
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:55,281
Do you get the headaches too?
464
00:22:55,365 --> 00:22:57,934
Uh, you know,
it's more like a heartache.
465
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,788
- Huh?
- B. T. Dubs, I love that tie.
466
00:23:01,872 --> 00:23:03,056
Oh, yeah.
467
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:06,392
Don't know why I thought a town
that literally fights demons
468
00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:08,045
would do Halloween.
469
00:23:09,579 --> 00:23:12,015
And I already
wear a mask every day.
470
00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:25,028
Uh, I'm sorry, one second.
471
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,780
Not great timing, bro.
472
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,717
The Earp sisters have lost
their Earp‐lovin' minds!
473
00:23:30,801 --> 00:23:32,118
Okay, what would that
even look like?
474
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,586
Staying inside
for knitting and tea?
475
00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,588
They do not seem
to know their own names.
476
00:23:35,672 --> 00:23:38,791
They do not seem to know
that vampires and demons exist,
477
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,460
let alone that they
are the forces
478
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,629
meant to deal with said demons!
479
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,663
Oh, shit.
480
00:23:43,747 --> 00:23:45,531
No, they haven't
lost their minds,
481
00:23:45,615 --> 00:23:47,100
they've lost their memories.
482
00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:48,434
A spell?
483
00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:50,983
- A curse?
- No, it's too much to explain.
484
00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:53,638
Doc, this is important:
Was anybody else with them?
485
00:23:53,858 --> 00:23:54,842
They were alone.
486
00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:56,709
I'm gonna need you to run
an emergency errand.
487
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,129
And listen, we're gonna need
to come up with a signal.
488
00:24:00,097 --> 00:24:01,398
Okay.
489
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,018
Hey, I am so sorry, I gotta go.
490
00:24:05,102 --> 00:24:06,319
Someone special?
491
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,488
Ah, just an enigma,
wrapped in a mystery,
492
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,889
wrapped in a moustache.
493
00:24:09,973 --> 00:24:12,476
Hoo, boy. I been there.
494
00:24:12,943 --> 00:24:14,861
What?
495
00:24:14,945 --> 00:24:16,562
Shit! Skull emoji.
496
00:24:16,646 --> 00:24:18,865
I... I gotta go.
We'll catch up, okay?
497
00:24:18,949 --> 00:24:20,900
Code Orange! Code Orange!
498
00:24:20,984 --> 00:24:22,702
- Code Orange?
- We are officially in lockdown.
499
00:24:22,786 --> 00:24:24,504
Jeremy, please tell me
your agent has eyes
500
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,505
on the monster.
501
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,657
I'll go check. I'll go check.
502
00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,008
Oh, man.
503
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:32,645
Are you freaking out?
'Cause I am freaking out.
504
00:24:32,729 --> 00:24:34,364
Shh!
505
00:24:34,798 --> 00:24:36,449
I'll get you. I'll get you.
506
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:37,650
- Don't fall.
- You got me?
507
00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:39,018
You spot me? You spot me?
508
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,137
Yeah!
509
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,808
Darling!
510
00:24:45,242 --> 00:24:47,393
I came as soon as I heard.
511
00:24:47,477 --> 00:24:49,896
Okay. Which one of us
is "darling"?
512
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:51,197
What was it this time?
513
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,732
Tequila and Trammies?
514
00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:54,985
Cocaine and Chardonnay?
515
00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,721
You Earp Sisters
do love to party.
516
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,872
I just want to go
trick‐or‐treating.
517
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,774
Well, it's not safe
for you out here.
518
00:25:01,858 --> 00:25:03,776
For any of us.
Which is why...
519
00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:07,013
I'm hosting a Halloween bash
at my place.
520
00:25:07,097 --> 00:25:08,581
- Yay!
- Okay...
521
00:25:08,665 --> 00:25:11,484
- One sec, "darling".
- Yeah.
522
00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:13,052
Wait.
523
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,354
Geez.
524
00:25:14,438 --> 00:25:17,056
- What's wrong?
- Huh?
525
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,425
He seems kinda sleazy
and I kinda want to punch him,
526
00:25:19,509 --> 00:25:21,957
but that also
feels like my type.
527
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,527
Oh geez, I hope not.
528
00:25:24,612 --> 00:25:26,966
Blegh.
My sister deserves better.
529
00:25:27,050 --> 00:25:28,097
Aw!
530
00:25:28,182 --> 00:25:30,534
I was trying
to be a gentleman.
531
00:25:30,619 --> 00:25:31,904
Blegh...
532
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:35,725
If you need proof
that I know you...
533
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,680
Okay! That could be anyone's.
534
00:25:40,764 --> 00:25:42,882
There's a rhinestone
donut on the back.
535
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:44,550
Yas! Gimme!
536
00:25:44,634 --> 00:25:45,969
Shall we?
537
00:25:52,976 --> 00:25:55,094
We're gonna
get candy!
538
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,997
- We forgot.
- Woo-hoo!
539
00:25:58,081 --> 00:25:59,532
Let's go!
540
00:25:59,616 --> 00:26:02,285
Trick or treat,
motherfucker!
541
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,780
I‐I can override the security
system with your phone.
542
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,448
And just a quick
control‐alt‐delete,
543
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,816
and I'll be back
in Purgatory before‐‐
544
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,119
Absolutely not.
We stay here, follow procedure.
545
00:26:22,672 --> 00:26:24,207
Okay, then.
546
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,593
Robin, last year was a mess.
547
00:26:27,677 --> 00:26:30,229
Remember how we ran
out of body bags?
548
00:26:30,313 --> 00:26:32,532
I'm in accounting so... no.
549
00:26:32,616 --> 00:26:34,867
Last year
we didn't have Wynonna.
550
00:26:34,951 --> 00:26:37,103
Can Wynonna stop
upper management?
551
00:26:37,187 --> 00:26:39,439
The fog? My panic attack?
552
00:26:39,523 --> 00:26:40,740
What fog?
553
00:26:40,824 --> 00:26:42,859
Agent St. Cloud! Here.
554
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,313
Better?
555
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,682
I didn't mean to seem crass...
556
00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:52,752
about your friends out there
on the front lines.
557
00:26:52,836 --> 00:26:54,320
I'm, I'm sorry too.
558
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,459
For what?
559
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,031
You... you put...
560
00:27:05,115 --> 00:27:07,033
almond milk in here?
561
00:27:07,117 --> 00:27:08,868
Mm-hmm.
562
00:27:08,952 --> 00:27:10,870
- Soy?
- Yeah, yeah. A bit of both.
563
00:27:10,954 --> 00:27:13,506
I can only consume pure,
564
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,007
pure dairy!
565
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,343
- Yeah, yeah.
- Call it vegan revenge.
566
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:18,678
He doesn't sound very good.
567
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,847
Either you hand over
your phone to me now
568
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,615
so I can bypass
the security system,
569
00:27:22,699 --> 00:27:24,884
or I take your meds, dump them
in some oat milk,
570
00:27:24,968 --> 00:27:26,719
and watch you balloon
like the Kool‐Aid Man.
571
00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:30,140
- Oh, no!
- Oh yeah!
572
00:27:33,343 --> 00:27:35,361
Great. Thank you!
573
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,363
So sorry to rope
accounting into this.
574
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,398
We gotta save
your friends, right?
575
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:42,101
Yeah. Thanks, Robin.
576
00:27:42,185 --> 00:27:43,669
Of course.
577
00:27:43,753 --> 00:27:46,189
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
578
00:27:48,191 --> 00:27:49,842
He's so sweet.
579
00:27:51,394 --> 00:27:53,196
Oh. Okay.
580
00:27:57,934 --> 00:28:00,386
Lucky for you,
Mercedes has extra costumes.
581
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,706
Yes! Love that bitch.
582
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,057
I do remember Mercedes.
583
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,593
Red hair, 'tude like if
Godzilla was a lady boss.
584
00:28:07,677 --> 00:28:09,395
Fuck, her memory's
coming back.
585
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,163
- I like red hair.
- Ah!
586
00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,816
It reminds me of love.
587
00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:15,001
And handcuffs.
588
00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:18,221
Bit weird,
but you do you, baby girl.
589
00:28:18,622 --> 00:28:20,706
Fuck it up!
Fuck it up!
590
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:26,062
Oh!
591
00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:29,199
It's time for you to rise up!
592
00:28:31,368 --> 00:28:32,936
Okay...
593
00:28:33,370 --> 00:28:34,687
The Clantons are gone.
594
00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:36,589
Holliday is on the run.
595
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,891
The Earp sisters are blank.
596
00:28:38,975 --> 00:28:40,293
Now...
597
00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,628
What is the right move?
598
00:28:42,712 --> 00:28:44,163
What is the smart move?
599
00:28:44,247 --> 00:28:47,066
I think your boyfriend
might be a cokehead.
600
00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:49,669
God, why wouldn't you
save me from him?
601
00:28:49,753 --> 00:28:52,338
Ready? Reveal time!
602
00:28:52,422 --> 00:28:54,024
Okay!
603
00:28:54,491 --> 00:28:56,008
Casey.
604
00:28:58,161 --> 00:28:59,963
Casey?
605
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,454
I'm so glad you're here.
606
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,122
Are you, now?
607
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,691
I've been working
on something.
608
00:29:11,775 --> 00:29:13,410
Let me know what you think.
609
00:29:18,748 --> 00:29:20,066
'Kay...
610
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:23,235
"Dear Wyn and Waves,
I'm sorry about what I did,
611
00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:25,471
but my body went
into fog or flight mode.
612
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,806
I really hope you made it home
613
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,608
before Rotten Jack
murdered you.
614
00:29:28,692 --> 00:29:30,443
Your pal, Casey.
615
00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:32,996
P. S. Dance like
no one's watching."
616
00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:36,949
I am here on behalf
of Agent Chetri
617
00:29:37,033 --> 00:29:39,269
who requires
your extraction services.
618
00:29:40,503 --> 00:29:42,655
Dude, I'm not a hero.
619
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,490
I'm a fuck‐up.
620
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,242
You can be both.
621
00:29:47,711 --> 00:29:49,446
Do you know what the opposite
of fear is?
622
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,364
Raef?
623
00:29:51,448 --> 00:29:53,532
- It's love.
- Oh.
624
00:29:53,616 --> 00:29:56,702
I have literally been
to hell and back.
625
00:29:56,786 --> 00:29:58,037
I lost my best friend.
626
00:29:58,121 --> 00:30:00,239
I've never even known
my own daughter.
627
00:30:00,323 --> 00:30:03,476
All that loss and the fear
of losing so much more
628
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,762
has been a yolk on my neck.
629
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,514
But love...
630
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,134
It's always lightened the load.
631
00:30:12,902 --> 00:30:16,439
And I'm not ready to lose
my greatest love of all.
632
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,225
W...
633
00:30:19,309 --> 00:30:20,893
The Earp sisters.
634
00:30:20,977 --> 00:30:23,780
Both of them, of course.
635
00:30:24,214 --> 00:30:25,031
Damn.
636
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,450
That's way better
than the shit I wrote.
637
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,338
Come with me.
638
00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:34,306
Let me protect you.
639
00:30:34,390 --> 00:30:36,893
And help me protect them.
640
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,596
Let's go kick
some pumpkin ass!
641
00:30:40,396 --> 00:30:43,315
Also, the woman
you're totally not in love with
642
00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:45,235
left this behind.
643
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:51,841
Yeah!
644
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:56,996
A cursed All Hallow's Eve,
my patrons!
645
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,299
And to our fellow bettors
around the world,
646
00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:03,502
it's a shame you can't be here,
because this crowd...
647
00:31:03,586 --> 00:31:05,905
Wow! Wish you could see it.
648
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,841
Now, I have decided...
649
00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:13,963
to give you
the show of a lifetime!
650
00:31:16,432 --> 00:31:19,602
Are we... are we
the guests of honour?
651
00:31:20,537 --> 00:31:23,923
Aw, no, my dear Waverly Earp.
652
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,491
You are the main attraction.
653
00:31:25,575 --> 00:31:30,062
Because what could be more
exciting than an auction?
654
00:31:30,146 --> 00:31:32,465
- Yeah!
- Literally anything?
655
00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:34,633
Wait, I'm Waverly?
656
00:31:34,717 --> 00:31:37,303
My dear Wynonna Earp.
657
00:31:37,387 --> 00:31:39,605
You are the greatest
demon‐hunter
658
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,574
that has ever lived.
Until tonight,
659
00:31:41,658 --> 00:31:45,578
when you and your baby sister
660
00:31:45,662 --> 00:31:47,813
will be torn limb from limb
661
00:31:47,897 --> 00:31:51,317
by the highest bidder!
662
00:31:51,401 --> 00:31:52,702
Yeah!
663
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,054
He either needs to do
less drugs,
664
00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:57,006
or way, way, way more.
665
00:32:02,478 --> 00:32:03,696
I thought you were a cop.
666
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:06,999
- One thousand!
- Do I hear one thousand?
667
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,334
A thousand?
668
00:32:08,418 --> 00:32:11,804
For the greatest
demon‐hunter of all time?
669
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,372
Five thousand dollars!
670
00:32:13,456 --> 00:32:15,374
Five thousand dollars!
671
00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:17,376
- You're cool.
- They're bidding to kill you!
672
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:20,179
I know, but low‐key? Fuck you.
673
00:32:20,263 --> 00:32:21,881
Ten thousand dollars!
674
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:23,582
Nope. No, you, you can't bid.
675
00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:25,651
- She's my most important thing.
- Gross.
676
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,487
Oh! Twenty thousand
from the cryptoid!
677
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:31,123
I have a name. It's Remy.
678
00:32:31,207 --> 00:32:33,793
- Do I hear thirty thousand?
- Thirty thousand!
679
00:32:33,877 --> 00:32:36,529
Going once.
680
00:32:36,613 --> 00:32:37,463
Going twice!
681
00:32:37,547 --> 00:32:41,551
Fifty thousand dollars
to kill the Earps!
682
00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:44,254
Wow!
683
00:32:47,824 --> 00:32:49,809
I may not know who I am,
684
00:32:49,893 --> 00:32:51,794
but I know I'm not alone.
685
00:32:52,462 --> 00:32:54,964
You were the best sister
I ever had.
686
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,116
How do you know?
687
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,617
I know.
688
00:32:58,701 --> 00:33:00,553
- Remy.
- Doc!
689
00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:02,588
The winner...
690
00:33:02,672 --> 00:33:05,124
with a bid
of fifty thousand dollars
691
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,227
to execute
these twisted sisters...
692
00:33:08,311 --> 00:33:09,728
Underrated band.
693
00:33:09,812 --> 00:33:12,932
I will hang Amon
with his own cravat!
694
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,801
On with the show!
695
00:33:19,923 --> 00:33:21,240
A gun. Really?
696
00:33:21,324 --> 00:33:24,594
It's a bit pedestrian,
but... fine.
697
00:33:26,529 --> 00:33:27,947
No, no, no, no, no.
698
00:33:28,031 --> 00:33:29,548
Shh, it's okay.
699
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,483
- It's happening!
- What are you waiting for?
700
00:33:31,567 --> 00:33:32,484
Ready!
701
00:33:32,568 --> 00:33:34,820
Aim!
702
00:33:34,904 --> 00:33:35,888
Fire!
703
00:33:44,447 --> 00:33:46,999
We had a signal!
704
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:48,701
- Yes!
- Jeremy!
705
00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:50,603
- Hey! Wynonna!
- Do you remember who you are?
706
00:33:50,687 --> 00:33:53,205
- Who else would I be, dipshit?
- Okay, good! It worked!
707
00:33:53,289 --> 00:33:54,874
Now go kick some ass!
708
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:57,260
Auction this, asshole!
709
00:33:58,828 --> 00:33:59,812
You know what I mean.
710
00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:01,113
Murder her.
711
00:34:03,199 --> 00:34:04,534
Ah! Ugh!
712
00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,187
You going somewhere?
713
00:34:08,271 --> 00:34:10,522
Holy shit!
714
00:34:10,606 --> 00:34:12,992
Rotten Jack's
going after an angel!
715
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:17,229
Finally, after
all these years!
716
00:34:17,313 --> 00:34:18,731
I'm rich!
717
00:34:25,722 --> 00:34:27,806
Kippy? No!
718
00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:29,275
Rotten Jack's here.
719
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,994
Which means the angel
must be too.
720
00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:38,217
Uh, just a little betting game.
721
00:34:38,301 --> 00:34:39,618
Nothing personal, Jackie.
722
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,620
They're yours. All of them.
723
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,389
Y‐You take them.
724
00:34:43,473 --> 00:34:45,408
Just let me go.
725
00:34:46,642 --> 00:34:47,393
No.
726
00:34:51,848 --> 00:34:53,899
Amon's locked us in!
727
00:34:53,983 --> 00:34:57,069
- Now, damn it.
- You're the extractor!
728
00:34:57,153 --> 00:34:58,688
Wynonna!
729
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,525
- Wait, Wynonna!
- We need him alive!
730
00:35:04,761 --> 00:35:06,278
Hey!
731
00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:12,568
It's time
for smashing pumpkins!
732
00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:14,637
Ah!
733
00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:29,719
No! You'll burn! It's my job.
734
00:35:58,047 --> 00:36:00,299
So that's why they call you
the extractor.
735
00:36:00,383 --> 00:36:03,119
Oh my God,
I had sex with Amon.
736
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,838
I guess Dad was right.
737
00:36:05,922 --> 00:36:08,691
Nothing good happens
on Halloween.
738
00:36:12,495 --> 00:36:14,079
Innards!
739
00:36:14,163 --> 00:36:18,450
I appreciate the gesture,
but I don't bake.
740
00:36:18,534 --> 00:36:20,870
From your Te Deum Dead
Pumpkin Spice.
741
00:36:21,404 --> 00:36:22,588
You wanted demon deliveries.
742
00:36:22,672 --> 00:36:25,024
We wanted him extracted.
743
00:36:25,108 --> 00:36:26,992
Agent Earp, is it?
744
00:36:27,076 --> 00:36:28,794
As in, his hell fire itself.
745
00:36:28,878 --> 00:36:31,130
Yeah, well I got you
something better:
746
00:36:31,214 --> 00:36:32,815
Less dead people.
747
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,118
- We killed the dude.
- Saved Halloween.
748
00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:38,070
Do I...
749
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,671
put this in the fridge?
750
00:36:39,755 --> 00:36:41,540
Listen... That fog
at the edge
751
00:36:41,624 --> 00:36:43,575
of the Ghost River Triangle,
752
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,577
is that a BBD
containment strategy?
753
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:46,979
You're hilarious.
754
00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:49,732
We can't even get
the popcorn machine to work.
755
00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:53,069
Hey.
756
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,455
C'mon, I wanna show you
something.
757
00:36:56,539 --> 00:36:59,158
Truth is, we've been
monitoring and studying
758
00:36:59,242 --> 00:37:00,559
the fog for months now.
759
00:37:00,643 --> 00:37:02,694
- Where's it coming from?
- Best guess? The Garden.
760
00:37:02,778 --> 00:37:04,463
Those darts I shot you with,
761
00:37:04,547 --> 00:37:06,565
a small dose of the serum
can speed up recovery
762
00:37:06,649 --> 00:37:07,933
if exposure is limited.
763
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,536
But too much,
and it's lights out.
764
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:11,888
Permanently.
765
00:37:12,622 --> 00:37:14,824
You remember Robin Jett, right?
766
00:37:19,395 --> 00:37:20,946
I thought I did.
767
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,548
Nice to meet you?
768
00:37:22,632 --> 00:37:25,234
This is Wynonna.
769
00:37:26,469 --> 00:37:27,786
Agent Earp.
770
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,189
Robin helped me avert
the lockdown.
771
00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:32,391
I got to EpiPen my boss.
772
00:37:32,475 --> 00:37:33,659
Big day.
773
00:37:33,743 --> 00:37:36,695
Sorry, I'm in a rush
to clock out.
774
00:37:36,779 --> 00:37:39,882
My boyfriend and I have a date
to watch The Babadook.
775
00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:41,884
Again.
776
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,063
At the Homestead,
during the evacuation...
777
00:37:55,431 --> 00:37:57,667
we were taken by soldiers.
778
00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:00,519
They put us in the back
of their truck,
779
00:38:00,603 --> 00:38:02,805
headed out of
the Ghost River Triangle.
780
00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:06,509
They tasered me, tied me up.
781
00:38:07,677 --> 00:38:09,595
I was so worried about you
782
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:11,463
being stuck
in the garden that...
783
00:38:11,547 --> 00:38:14,867
I asked Robin to find you.
784
00:38:14,951 --> 00:38:16,619
To help you.
785
00:38:17,553 --> 00:38:19,055
To jump.
786
00:38:21,057 --> 00:38:22,808
And he did.
787
00:38:22,892 --> 00:38:24,810
Right into
that mind‐altering fog
788
00:38:24,894 --> 00:38:27,129
that suddenly surrounded
the Triangle.
789
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:33,669
He was in it for weeks.
790
00:38:34,837 --> 00:38:37,206
And when they finally
pulled him out...
791
00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,744
he had torn his own face off.
792
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,169
I've been going
to these meetings every Tuesday
793
00:38:50,253 --> 00:38:53,172
just so I can slip small doses
of serum into his coffee,
794
00:38:53,256 --> 00:38:55,992
hoping it will build up
in his system over time.
795
00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:00,963
I can't believe you've been
carrying all this on your own.
796
00:39:02,265 --> 00:39:04,449
I just want him to be happy.
797
00:39:08,571 --> 00:39:11,156
Even if it's with a new face
798
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,943
or in the arms of someone else.
799
00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:16,995
You'll figure it out.
800
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:17,863
No.
801
00:39:17,947 --> 00:39:19,731
And we'll help you
any way we can.
802
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,500
- Oh, no.
- That's just it, Wynonna.
803
00:39:21,584 --> 00:39:23,235
This mind fog...
804
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,121
it's spreading.
805
00:39:33,429 --> 00:39:35,948
And I wanted
a so
806
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:40,586
So I stole a pair
of Ward's overalls
807
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:43,188
and two fistfuls of straw,
and smuggled them to school
808
00:39:43,272 --> 00:39:44,907
in my backpack.
809
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,561
When Daddy found out,
810
00:39:49,645 --> 00:39:52,381
he locked you in the cellar
for three days.
811
00:39:52,948 --> 00:39:54,666
Yup.
812
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,868
But you looked cute as hell,
813
00:39:56,952 --> 00:39:59,522
and you finally got some candy.
So fuck him.
814
00:40:02,725 --> 00:40:04,860
I'm getting married.
815
00:40:06,162 --> 00:40:08,431
Yeah, you are.
816
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,669
And Nicole is my person.
817
00:40:15,338 --> 00:40:16,972
She's a good one.
818
00:40:23,346 --> 00:40:25,581
But you're my sister.
819
00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:32,121
Nothing will ever
change that, Wynonna.
820
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,457
You are...
821
00:40:34,990 --> 00:40:37,676
and have always been...
822
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,261
my hero.
823
00:40:40,096 --> 00:40:42,281
It's easy when you know
exactly who you're fighting for.
824
00:40:42,365 --> 00:40:45,868
What have we here?
825
00:40:46,369 --> 00:40:49,472
Loitering on private property.
826
00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:55,694
Oh...
827
00:40:55,778 --> 00:40:57,863
My...
828
00:40:57,947 --> 00:40:58,830
God.
829
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:01,117
Suddenly, I'm in the middle
of a porno.
830
00:41:01,817 --> 00:41:03,185
Yup.
831
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:07,406
God, yup. It's gonna happen.
832
00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:09,692
It's gonna happen
right beside me.
833
00:41:10,526 --> 00:41:12,194
You taste like marshmallows.
834
00:41:12,995 --> 00:41:15,314
Hey, you mind if I steal her
for a minute?
835
00:41:15,398 --> 00:41:17,166
A minute?
836
00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:20,352
Woman, you'd better
make her happy
837
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,938
for the rest of her damn life.
838
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,708
I will.
839
00:41:34,383 --> 00:41:36,401
- Hey.
- Hmm?
840
00:41:36,485 --> 00:41:38,721
You could just call him,
you know?
841
00:41:40,856 --> 00:41:43,192
Happy Halloween, baby girl.
842
00:41:57,706 --> 00:41:59,858
Why the hell are we out here,
Dallas?
843
00:41:59,942 --> 00:42:03,145
You are here because I called.
844
00:42:03,512 --> 00:42:06,698
We almost died at the hands
of Rotten Jack
845
00:42:06,782 --> 00:42:10,635
because your boss risked
your necks to fudge a bet.
846
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,437
Amon rigged the game?
847
00:42:12,521 --> 00:42:15,107
I suppose he dressed
Waverly Earp
848
00:42:15,191 --> 00:42:17,642
as an angel just for kicks?
849
00:42:17,726 --> 00:42:20,545
I mean, yeah, she's cute,
850
00:42:20,629 --> 00:42:22,013
but an angel?
851
00:42:22,097 --> 00:42:24,667
He also locked us in
while he fled.
852
00:42:25,901 --> 00:42:27,552
Dallas!
853
00:42:27,636 --> 00:42:30,389
You dipshit, untie me!
854
00:42:32,308 --> 00:42:34,226
What are we supposed
to do with him?
855
00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:35,794
I ain't your boss.
856
00:42:35,878 --> 00:42:39,715
You are free to do with him
as you please.
857
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,836
Free?
858
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,271
Shit, boys,
859
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,607
that sounds like
a fine deal to me!
860
00:42:56,565 --> 00:42:59,602
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