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Previously on Wynonna Earp...
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I'm so happy you finally
brought her here to meet me.
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- You seem nice.
- The Clantons are in Purgatory.
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An eye for an eye.
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- Doc, I think they killed Billy.
- _
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I've been marked!
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- I'm tired of this fight.
- People can change.
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Come to Mama.
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Hey, sexy.
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My ancestors will devour her.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GUNSHOT)
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I guess you and that
gun deserve each other.
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Nicole Haught, will you marry me?
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Yes, I will marry you.
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(LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC)
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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
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? I'm free as the breeze ?
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? And I do as I please ?
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? And I do what I want to do ?
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? I go where I want ?
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(DEMETRI): Get a room!
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I mean it, like, legit,
they're three feet from you
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and cost less than a dental dam.
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(WYNONNA SINGING)
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(CREATURE GOBBLING)
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Time's up, beast.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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(BOTH): Holy shit.
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- I see you found your gun.
- And my mojo.
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Make your peace, Amon.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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? 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ?
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? I know that ain't no way to live ?
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? I told that devil to take you back ?
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? I told that devil to take you back ?
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To the happily engaged couple!
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(BOTTLE POPPING, CHEERING)
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(LAUGHING) Again!
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Hey! It took me weeks
to find that couch.
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To Nicole and Waverly.
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May you grow old on one pillow.
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Cheers.
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Don't squander the eloquence now.
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The real engagement party's tomorrow.
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Alas, I must send my regrets.
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- What?
- You're not coming?
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But here is another toast.
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To all the kisses we have snatched,
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and vice versa.
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- Oh, my God.
- (DOC CLEARING THROAT)
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Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar,
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a gentleman forgets himself.
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- I'd like to forget that.
- Hmm.
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You know what helps? Mindless labour.
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Why don't we get more ice?
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It's been over a month,
you have to come.
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This thing with Wynonna,
it's just another blip.
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Yeah, well not to me, it's not.
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Really making a go of this, huh?
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Uh, well I don't have much choice.
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Turns out Chrissy invested
my entire pension
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into this old gal.
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Okay, but you have
to get some real staff
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- to help you out, alright?
- Hey, where's Wynonna?
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I really need you two
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to take care of this basement business.
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Imagine that people found out
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I've got a teenage killer
Reaper down there?
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They're mad enough I took
potato skins off the menu.
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Did you tell that little
glow stick of yours
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that you wouldn't have
found it if I hadn't helped?
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It says that, uh...
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a monster who knows all
the goss is still a monster.
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Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone.
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I'll bet you Bambi's
got a different take.
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Bambi's food.
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And unless you faint
at the sight of sausages
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or that jacket of yours is
made of rare zucchini leather,
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- you can't judge me.
- Except, I've never donned a...
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What is that? A lobster
bib for leather queens?
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If I don't wear it,
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my dry-cleaning bills are a bitch.
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(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
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It's just good to remember...
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that I can kill you.
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Any time I want.
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(AMON CHUCKLES)
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Who told you my kink?
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Mmm...
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We back, honey.
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Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas,
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he taught me to woodwork.
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Should you wish to be
married beneath an arbour,
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it would be my honour to build you one.
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- As a gift.
- Doc!
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- (DOOR OPENING)
- You're going to make me cry.
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Well, slap my ass and
call me the sister-in-law!
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Except you. You're not
allowed to participate
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in the slapping of ass.
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Congratulations... again.
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You didn't warn me you were partying
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with The Lame Ranger.
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Where have you been?
We called hours ago.
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Been a little busy.
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Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate
your sister's engagement?
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No!
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I was busy...
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making plans to celebrate.
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Intricate, planny... plans.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh yeah? What kind?
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The bachelorette.
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Girls' night out!
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(HEAVY CLUB MUSIC)
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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This isn't a girls' night out,
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this is ladies' night.
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I didn't know it would
be male strippers.
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Oh yeah? Didn't come up
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when you were making your planny-plans?
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Hey! Giuseppe!
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- This bride needs a delivery!
- No. Stop.
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- Stop!
- Come bring the soppressata!
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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Another bride!
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Uh, no, I'm not a bride.
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But I am her fianc�e!
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Cute!
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Love the lob, girl.
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- Shots?
- Oh...
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My bridal party bailed
to go to Bible study.
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- (CHUCKLING)
- Well, it is noon on a Sunday.
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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Okay. Oh!
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(WAVERLY SIGHS)
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Yep!
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Definitely time to get that
hot ginger off the market.
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As if you have anything to worry about.
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Everybody loves Waverly Earp.
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Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine.
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Yeah, well, Nicole wants
to do it ASAP anyway.
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Maybe just at City Hall.
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But how will the sparrows
weave your gown that quickly?
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It's her second.
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She wasn't even a fancy
wedding person the first time.
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Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks
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since you were ten.
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Just tell her what you want, baby girl.
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You deserve it.
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(MAN OVER SPEAKER): Tie
down those saddlebags,
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the West is getting wild!
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Welcome... Demetri!
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(COUNTRY MUSIC, WOMEN CHEERING)
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Oh baby, you should smile
more! You'd be prettier!
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Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna.
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Fine.
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Show us your big...
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personality!
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(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
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I know him.
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(BELL DINGING)
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One bourbon, on the rocks.
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You get juice.
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Kid your age should be in school.
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(CHUCKLING) Pass.
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I have nightmares about school.
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I end up naked in front of an assembly,
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forgetting the words
to the national anthem.
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Hmm.
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There'd be other kids
your age to hang out with.
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Yeah, last time I tried that,
didn't turn out so well.
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Billy Clanton.
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I didn't know he was a Clanton.
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I don't blame people
for doing what they do
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when they don't know what that is.
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Like when you were a barnacle beast
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and totally ate Nicole's cat?
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Sorry. I... I get weird
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when I spend too much
time at the homestead.
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Alone.
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Well...
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I need a bar-back.
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You clean up, you follow my rules,
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you don't drink the booze,
you never go in the basement,
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and you never, ever...
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mention the cat again.
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I swear on the bones of Calamity Jane.
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That was the last time.
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Okay.
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Well, Rachel...
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welcome to Team Shorty's.
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- Yay!
- (LAUGHING)
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(CLUB MUSIC)
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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Butterball, Horn Dog,
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- Blowjob!
- Oh!
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What is Friday night at my ex's?
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Ding! You win a shot!
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- Aye.
- Aye, aye, aye.
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(BACKGROUND CHATTER)
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You know, I would take it
over another night with my ex.
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Oh, yeah.
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Smug moustache...
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- Lectures on my morality...
- (LAUGHING)
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Grabbing me like I'm a
mustang he's gonna break.
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Only that lightning-fast
hands down my pants
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before I can even wish he...
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Ugh!
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I'd tell you to move on to women,
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but they're just as bad.
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Love is like the Tooth Fairy.
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Never pays as well as you think?
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It don't exist!
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And I know! I've tried it all.
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I'm pan.
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Pan I buy you another drink?
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Uh...
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Drinks, pink, purple,
blue, what you got?
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No love is real.
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- (WAVERLY SCOFFS)
- I know that for a fact,
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because I am a love professional.
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Love might be the
only thing that's real.
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Nicole died for me.
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And I would kill for her.
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And if you can't feel that much,
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then I'm sorry for you.
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Truly.
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You wanna bet on it?
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What, that love is real?
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I don't know how we could
prove who won, but...
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sure.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Tell your sister she
is a delightful lunatic.
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And godspeed spreading
all that totally real love
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- through the world.
- (MAGICAL SPARKLING)
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And good luck with your strippering.
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(CURIOUS MUSIC)
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(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
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Well, with Sheriff Holt
and his sister gone,
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there's no one here to man the store.
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Will there even be marriage
license applications?
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Usually, they're here.
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Mmm, baby.
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Hi. (GIGGLING)
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Hey, have you thought maybe...
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a suit?
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For the wedding?
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- What did I do?
- No, no, nothing.
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You did nothing. It's just...
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the public stuff.
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I just feel like what we have is...
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between us, you know, babe? It's ours.
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Nicole, there's nobody here.
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Yeah, no.
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Just me and the Lord.
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And that curling trophy.
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Bunny Loblaw?
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00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,264
Ms. Haught.
265
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:41,167
Good to see you still know
where the police station is.
266
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,998
Well, I'm not your sheriff
anymore, Bunny.
267
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,204
And we're here on personal business.
268
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,838
Oh, let me guess.
269
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,174
You want to institute Flannel Fridays,
270
00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:50,076
and oh, maybe a few more
271
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:52,011
off-leash dog parks?
272
00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:54,046
Well, I'm a cat person.
273
00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:57,750
Oh, I remember that homicidal puss.
274
00:11:57,755 --> 00:12:00,319
Uh, is there someone else
we should be bothering
275
00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:03,656
- with this request?
- Hmm... Uh-uh!
276
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:06,325
I am a one-woman volunteer city hall
277
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,561
- in a town of scofflaws.
- (MAGICAL SPARKLING)
278
00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:11,831
- (WAVERLY): Scofflaws?
- (BUNNY): Scofflaws! Layabouts!
279
00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,770
(WHISPERING): Lesbians.
280
00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:17,407
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
281
00:12:27,184 --> 00:12:31,650
My God, Waverly, you are so beautiful.
282
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,520
Have you always been
this beautiful before?
283
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:37,156
Uh... How long will it
take to get a license?
284
00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:39,358
God, like, you're hot!
285
00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:43,162
You are like the wildest
combination of sweet and hot.
286
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,830
The Clayborns...
287
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,198
Clantons.
288
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:47,733
Well, they've disappeared.
289
00:12:47,738 --> 00:12:48,968
And without a magistrate,
290
00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,803
I cannot guarantee a quick turnaround.
291
00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:52,268
Oh, you're like honey mustard.
292
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,502
- I wanna spread you all over a pretzel.
- Sorry.
293
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,007
No, no, no!
294
00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:58,310
You do not do that in here!
295
00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,913
This is not a soccer locker room!
296
00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,115
Listen, you have to afford
us the same rights
297
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,509
as any other couple. Look,
I do not want to fight,
298
00:13:05,514 --> 00:13:07,053
but I will if I have to.
299
00:13:07,058 --> 00:13:09,288
(QUIETLY): Stop.
300
00:13:09,293 --> 00:13:12,429
Fine. Oh, please.
301
00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,000
Thank you, Ms. Loblaw.
302
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:25,382
You have got to go home.
I don't know what that was,
303
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,117
but I do not need it on my next errand!
304
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,720
What do you mean, I
can't come with you?!
305
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,974
Take seven cold showers
and only think about
306
00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:32,813
- Band of Brothers.
- Ugh!
307
00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,886
Can I shut this for you?
308
00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:37,122
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
309
00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:39,495
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
310
00:13:44,565 --> 00:13:46,399
Anything you want.
311
00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,838
Oh...
312
00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:52,787
It's apple.
313
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,557
Okay?
314
00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:59,561
In China, the word for apple is "ping",
315
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,931
which is also a homonym for peace.
316
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,199
Peace?
317
00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:06,634
Your sister is killing my business
318
00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:08,803
by killing my customers.
319
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,510
And I will mention that to her.
320
00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,375
Anyway...
321
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,416
I went to pick up a marriage
application today.
322
00:14:19,955 --> 00:14:23,788
Was little Cleo Clanton in the office?
323
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,456
- The magistrate?
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:26,924
Nope.
325
00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:29,960
Something big happened over
on their ranch awhile back.
326
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:32,605
Margo Clanton is one bitch of a witch.
327
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,480
Only something spectacular
could've taken her out.
328
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,017
Why don't you cut to the chase?
329
00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:44,784
I want to choose a date,
330
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:47,954
but my fianc�e is nervous because of...
331
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,156
well, all the...
332
00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:52,329
yous... around.
333
00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:56,329
If I could tell her there was a day
334
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:59,532
that we'd been promised a truce,
335
00:14:59,537 --> 00:15:01,534
that would help a ton.
336
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:04,837
Just one day of...
337
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,343
ping!
338
00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:09,842
That was weird.
339
00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:11,344
(SIGHING)
340
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:12,782
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
341
00:15:14,352 --> 00:15:17,220
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
342
00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:25,491
Waverly Earp...
343
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:30,396
I will fight for you to have
peace for all your days.
344
00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:33,199
Just the one will be peachy.
345
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:34,867
Thanks.
346
00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:36,173
Ah...
347
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,377
What did happen with
you and Mam Clanton?
348
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,780
(SOFT EERIE MUSIC)
349
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,550
I don't remember.
350
00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:50,683
I only touched her.
351
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,122
Could that have killed her?
352
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,292
You are powerful.
353
00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:59,129
But all I want is to be happy.
354
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:02,094
I'm engaged.
355
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,297
I'm in love.
356
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:07,300
I want that for everyone.
357
00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:09,406
Including you.
358
00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,310
I know, little lamb.
359
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,578
But we need to know what
happened to Holt's sister.
360
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,313
Maybe Cleo's happy too.
361
00:16:20,318 --> 00:16:21,614
(SINISTER MUSIC)
362
00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,620
Maybe somebody should find out.
363
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,285
(GASPING)
364
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:29,055
Oh, I missed you! What took you so long?
365
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,924
What was that, at the police station?
366
00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:34,794
I... love you...
367
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:37,693
so much. It's like
I'm full of love lava,
368
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,433
and it wants to burst out of my skin.
369
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,101
I'm Mount Haught.
370
00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:43,869
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
371
00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:46,702
Okay, you were extra standoffish
372
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:47,907
until Bunny appeared.
373
00:16:47,912 --> 00:16:50,476
And then, you turned
into a horny octopus!
374
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:52,078
Baby, I'm gonna die if you're angry.
375
00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:53,646
Hey!
376
00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,548
Look!
377
00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:56,953
Hey! (CHUCKLING)
378
00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,285
Are you possessed again?
379
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,557
What?
380
00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,690
Ow! No!
381
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:07,293
Baby, it's just that...
382
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,694
It's your wedding.
383
00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:12,231
It should have everything that you want.
384
00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,766
You want costume changes!
385
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,135
Or, oh! Sky writing!
386
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,674
Are you making fun of me?
387
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,773
- We should release doves.
- (CAR HONKING)
388
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,675
Or butterflies.
389
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,544
And we need to nail down a
wedding hashtag, like, stat!
390
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,713
Someone's here. I should...
391
00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:30,416
No, but... Hey, hey! What about WaveNic?
392
00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:32,185
Or Heatwave?
393
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,291
(GASPING) Wayhaught!
394
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,290
No, that's ridiculous.
395
00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:40,259
You cannot marry Nicole Haught!
396
00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:41,761
Okay, that's enough.
397
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,763
Get your homophobia off my homestead.
398
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:47,199
I know I am an inexperienced gay.
399
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,639
In fact, I haven't
really gayed at all...
400
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:55,274
But I raided every single craft store,
401
00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:58,344
and I got you these...
402
00:17:58,349 --> 00:17:59,679
faux-ses.
403
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:02,715
Because, Waverly Earp,
404
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,587
I love you.
405
00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:07,219
(STAMMERING) Nope!
406
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,488
Nope. A whole bunch of nopes.
407
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:11,488
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Okay? I'll call you.
408
00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,192
But you don't even have my number.
409
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:15,428
- I definitely do.
- No, no, no, you don't!
410
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,863
- Yeah, thanks for coming by!
- You look so pretty.
411
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:20,529
You know, I have an old copy
of Bend It Like Beckham.
412
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,734
We can watch it together!
413
00:18:21,739 --> 00:18:23,873
(LIGHT MUSIC)
414
00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:31,715
I want you to have these.
415
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,087
Bunny Loblaw's hot for you?
416
00:18:41,092 --> 00:18:44,194
It's gotta be a... prank?
417
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,828
Girl. You can get it.
418
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,764
Nobody wants that it,
but you can get it.
419
00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:55,372
How, why am I suddenly
everybody's thing?
420
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,775
Because it's a day that ends in Y?
421
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,413
Or I made one hell of a bad bet.
422
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:09,081
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
423
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,381
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
424
00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:19,679
(SNIFFING, GROANING)
425
00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:24,013
Loblaw's into your flaming ladybug.
426
00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:26,551
- Stop.
- (WYNONNA GIGGLING)
427
00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:30,752
Ooh! That stone-cold battle-axe
428
00:19:30,757 --> 00:19:33,021
wants you to pat the Bunny!
429
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,555
It's not funny.
430
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,292
What if there's something
seriously wrong with her?
431
00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:39,894
Baby girl, what's wrong with Bunbun...
432
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:42,730
is she's a homophobic
hoe, and you fixed it
433
00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:45,270
- with your magical coochie!
- Stop!
434
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:50,738
Honestly, I am in awe!
435
00:19:50,743 --> 00:19:53,207
Maybe it's that thing
where somebody gets taken
436
00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:55,810
off the market, and is
suddenly more appealing.
437
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,046
Still doesn't explain how
Bunny's suddenly moved
438
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,514
to Sapphic City.
439
00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:03,051
And today has had an extra
serving of whackadoo.
440
00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:04,385
No, first...
441
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:07,622
Nicole was all over me
with triple X PDA.
442
00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:10,258
And then, I went to talk to that Amon?
443
00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:12,054
He acted like we were on a fantasy
444
00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:14,762
overnight episode of The Bachelorette.
445
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,798
(GROANING) There it is!
446
00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,032
- (SIGHING)
- What?
447
00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:19,400
It's always a demon.
448
00:20:19,405 --> 00:20:21,903
Oh, no, no, it can't be.
449
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,809
I saw Bunny first.
450
00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:28,743
I'll take care of him. You stay here.
451
00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:30,778
No, I'm coming.
452
00:20:30,783 --> 00:20:32,413
I have another theory.
453
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,786
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
454
00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:38,853
(SOFT EERIE MUSIC)
455
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,389
(FLIES BUZZING)
456
00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,895
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
457
00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,499
Lord Almighty.
458
00:20:49,302 --> 00:20:51,799
(DISTANT SCUFFLING)
459
00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:53,305
Who is here?
460
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,905
I will give you until the count of five.
461
00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,407
One...
462
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,309
(FLY BUZZING CONTINUES)
463
00:21:01,314 --> 00:21:02,810
Two...
464
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,946
(GUN CLICKING)
465
00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:06,685
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
466
00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,656
Five.
467
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,489
You here to kill me?
468
00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:16,294
(SOFT MUSIC)
469
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,631
I promised your brother I would not.
470
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,531
But I want you to.
471
00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:25,199
Please.
472
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:28,136
Just make the whole thing end.
473
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:30,204
(CRYING)
474
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:32,340
We must tend to whatever's
left of your mother.
475
00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:34,112
I can't!
476
00:21:35,148 --> 00:21:38,146
I need her to tell me what to do next!
477
00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:40,381
You need to snap out
of whatever this is.
478
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,686
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
479
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,298
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
480
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,175
Are you fixing to flood
the whole damn county
481
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,537
with them tears, love?
482
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:05,506
Seeing a girl cry will
break any man's heart.
483
00:22:05,511 --> 00:22:08,465
But when that girl is brave,
484
00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,800
tenacious, and fierce?
485
00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:13,103
Well...
486
00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,676
You're nearly tearing
this outlaw's heart in two.
487
00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:18,612
(CHUCKLING)
488
00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:21,108
Well, fuck me, that was hot.
489
00:22:22,031 --> 00:22:23,761
Hey elk dicker!
490
00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:25,767
Get your animal eating ass out here.
491
00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:30,253
In future, you could start with hello.
492
00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:31,921
Hello.
493
00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:33,423
Fawn fucker.
494
00:22:33,428 --> 00:22:35,025
I'm not a zoophile.
495
00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:37,627
Beware koalas, I hear
they all have chlamydia.
496
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,833
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
497
00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:46,140
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
498
00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:53,109
(MUSIC DRONING OUT)
499
00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,445
That word too big for you?
500
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,080
I don't sleep with animals.
501
00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:02,022
Would you consider a slightly
oversexed gunslinger?
502
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:05,955
I give great... (INHALING)
503
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,857
... everything.
504
00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,530
(KNOCKING)
505
00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:12,829
Don't look! You'll fall for me!
506
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:15,702
Someone's been reading her
daily affirmation cards.
507
00:23:16,471 --> 00:23:18,005
It's for your own protection.
508
00:23:19,074 --> 00:23:20,970
I can't fall in love.
509
00:23:20,975 --> 00:23:22,843
Because you don't believe in it?
510
00:23:25,313 --> 00:23:28,415
Because I am immune to the spell.
511
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,247
(GASPING) I knew you did it!
512
00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:32,382
Mmm, ooh!
513
00:23:32,387 --> 00:23:35,185
Demetri, I never actually
bet you anything.
514
00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:37,420
Stop making everyone gaga over me!
515
00:23:37,425 --> 00:23:40,156
Well, they shouldn't be falling for you.
516
00:23:40,161 --> 00:23:42,225
Not if you're doing it right.
517
00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,027
Wait...
518
00:23:44,032 --> 00:23:45,361
I'm doing it?
519
00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:49,165
You said you were a love professional.
520
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:51,868
At first I thought that
was some new woke term
521
00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:54,908
for strippers, but then, I realized.
522
00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,207
How did you do this to me?
523
00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,409
Ugh, honestly, girl,
524
00:23:59,414 --> 00:24:02,549
don't you ever do your laundry?
Check your pockets.
525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,218
As far as spells go, it's stupid easy.
526
00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:10,618
Decide who you think
should fall in love,
527
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,923
and then, flick a little of
your secret sauce on 'em.
528
00:24:13,928 --> 00:24:16,228
Ew. Don't say secret sauce.
529
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,528
Only tricky part is...
530
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,897
make sure the flickee sees the target
531
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:23,804
you want them to fall for immediately.
532
00:24:24,681 --> 00:24:27,883
Because they're all in on
the first person they see.
533
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,944
All in?
534
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,042
(DOOR CLOSING)
535
00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,682
I will not sleep with you.
536
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,877
Why?! Because I'm the Earp heir?
537
00:24:40,822 --> 00:24:42,189
Come here!
538
00:24:43,124 --> 00:24:45,054
Because I love Waverly!
539
00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:46,456
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
540
00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:48,224
(STAMMERING): What?
541
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:50,226
She's just, she's so pure,
542
00:24:50,231 --> 00:24:51,895
and she's so genuine.
543
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,364
She's so much cuter than
the cutest of buttons.
544
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,165
Since when is that your thing?
545
00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:59,001
Right? I mean, Doc is usually
at the top of my lust chart.
546
00:24:59,006 --> 00:25:01,567
I mean, the man is a
universal arousal architect.
547
00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:02,972
No, I am! I am!
548
00:25:02,977 --> 00:25:06,142
But the heart is a demanding master.
549
00:25:06,147 --> 00:25:09,078
And mine only wants your sister.
550
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:10,747
My engagement party is tonight.
551
00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:13,950
I can't do this job. I don't want to.
552
00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:15,718
That's why I moved into delivery.
553
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,287
Better tips, better hours,
554
00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,955
and you're allowed to eat the fries
555
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,327
that fall out of the bag.
556
00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:25,012
Also, this spell ignores consent!
557
00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:28,068
You know...
558
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,601
You moderns are so single-minded.
559
00:25:31,606 --> 00:25:34,103
There's all kinds of love!
560
00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:35,505
Sex doesn't enter the equation
561
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,290
unless that's what the
client really wants.
562
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,143
Mm-mm.
563
00:25:40,148 --> 00:25:41,582
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
564
00:25:43,184 --> 00:25:46,149
What if I bury the glitter and just go?
565
00:25:46,154 --> 00:25:47,884
Cupids...
566
00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:50,490
can only quit if they
pass it on by choice.
567
00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:53,890
A Cupid?
568
00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:56,092
Those were wing scars.
569
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,528
I had them removed. So over the top.
570
00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:01,664
You were a Cupid and you
stopped believing in love?
571
00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,833
Oh, also...
572
00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:07,036
Be prepared to keep explaining
why you're not a fat baby.
573
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,843
You know, stereotypes!
574
00:26:11,179 --> 00:26:12,579
Ta-ta!
575
00:26:17,051 --> 00:26:18,481
So you're saying...
576
00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:19,849
That's how you spread the love,
577
00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:22,051
with that little jar of sparkles?
578
00:26:22,056 --> 00:26:23,586
Yeah, I have to figure out a way
579
00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:25,626
to responsibly pass it on.
580
00:26:26,661 --> 00:26:29,492
I... I can't skip my own party!
581
00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:31,995
Nicole has a surprise for me.
582
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,630
- I'm scared.
- (SNICKERING)
583
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,643
Fifty bucks says she got
your name tattooed
584
00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:36,848
across her boobs.
585
00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:41,604
Which are so great, right?
586
00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:43,840
What did you call her boobs?
587
00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:45,673
I'm not in love with her, don't freak.
588
00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:49,078
I'm just... making sure that you are...
589
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,780
still...
590
00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,653
into boobs, generally.
591
00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:57,454
- Wynonna?
- Yes?
592
00:26:57,459 --> 00:27:00,089
You sure you haven't had
any love zombie symptoms?
593
00:27:00,094 --> 00:27:02,058
Nope. Nothin' but net.
594
00:27:02,063 --> 00:27:04,360
Hmm.
595
00:27:04,365 --> 00:27:06,867
Maybe you're resistant to the spell.
596
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,999
More like looked in the mirror
597
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,269
and fell for the actual
hottest woman around.
598
00:27:13,274 --> 00:27:15,505
Good Golden Globes!
599
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,640
You know Doc's not coming, right?
600
00:27:17,645 --> 00:27:19,709
(SCOFFING) Who?
601
00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:24,781
Listen, the only problem
you really have is...
602
00:27:24,786 --> 00:27:26,149
people adore you,
603
00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:28,088
which must be so hard.
604
00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:30,953
Can I borrow some mascara?
605
00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:32,555
Yeah, sure.
606
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,991
Listen, just leave
that glitter shit here.
607
00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,296
It'll be safe,
608
00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:38,401
and we'll find a fat baby
to curse tomorrow.
609
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,655
Oops!
610
00:27:43,571 --> 00:27:45,439
(WAVERLY SIGHS) Okay.
611
00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,573
- Hey.
- Hey!
612
00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,675
- Shall we go celebrate?
- (GASPING)
613
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,281
I am so ready.
614
00:27:55,228 --> 00:27:57,930
The big guns are locked and loaded.
615
00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:08,236
Hi everyo... ahh!
616
00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:11,105
Hello, fianc�e, who is marrying me.
617
00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:13,979
Welcome to our engagement party.
618
00:28:15,231 --> 00:28:17,044
Bunny! I wasn't expecting you.
619
00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:18,382
Yeah, nice blazer.
620
00:28:19,151 --> 00:28:20,381
You didn't call.
621
00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:22,716
I got two phones with
the exact same number
622
00:28:22,721 --> 00:28:23,821
so I didn't miss you.
623
00:28:25,124 --> 00:28:26,687
And Amon too!
624
00:28:26,692 --> 00:28:28,489
Well, your sister mentioned
625
00:28:28,494 --> 00:28:29,858
- Ow!
- ... the party, and I thought...
626
00:28:29,862 --> 00:28:32,490
maybe I might be of service.
627
00:28:32,495 --> 00:28:34,495
Raise your hand if you need servicing.
628
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,434
- I'd like to hit that.
- Uh...
629
00:28:39,534 --> 00:28:40,867
Bunny? Come with me.
630
00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:45,389
This is your sister's engagement party.
631
00:28:45,394 --> 00:28:46,857
Did you have to go full on whore?
632
00:28:46,862 --> 00:28:48,892
I do look great. Nedley?
633
00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:51,829
Get Bunny a nice glass of water, okay?
634
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,535
(WHISPERING): Give her
all the boozes, alright?
635
00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:56,099
Get her so sloshed she
thinks she's Jann Arden.
636
00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:58,302
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
637
00:28:58,307 --> 00:29:00,441
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
638
00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:06,848
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
639
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,449
(MUSIC DRONING OUT)
640
00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:15,485
Cheese and crackers, Bonita.
641
00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,955
You know, you haven't looked
this great since church camp.
642
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,160
You get your hair done?
643
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,463
And that's when I knew...
644
00:29:26,468 --> 00:29:29,633
not only was I going
to win the bullfight,
645
00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:32,970
but I was gonna become
Spain's champion matador.
646
00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:34,671
She's a vegan.
647
00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:36,206
(GASPING) Amon?
648
00:29:36,211 --> 00:29:39,810
I am extremely interested
in bull riding.
649
00:29:39,815 --> 00:29:42,179
Or being ridden like one.
650
00:29:42,184 --> 00:29:43,213
Okay!
651
00:29:43,218 --> 00:29:44,986
Why are you doing this?
652
00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,985
Because Waverly's never inviting you
653
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:50,190
to motorboat in her marina!
654
00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:52,489
- Wynonna!
- Everybody loves Waverly!
655
00:29:52,494 --> 00:29:55,058
It's always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly!
656
00:29:55,063 --> 00:29:56,627
(BUNNY OVER SPEAKERS): Excuse me?
657
00:29:56,632 --> 00:29:59,162
This is a love song,
and I am sending it out
658
00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:02,633
to... the most beautiful
woman in the world.
659
00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:03,934
Zo� Kravitz?
660
00:30:03,939 --> 00:30:05,435
Waverly Earp.
661
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,638
- Oh, God.
- (WYNONNA WHINES)
662
00:30:07,643 --> 00:30:10,974
- (GUITAR MELODY)
- ? How do you cool your lips ?
663
00:30:10,979 --> 00:30:13,043
- (AMON GRUMBLING)
- Hey, hey!
664
00:30:13,048 --> 00:30:16,851
? After a summer's kiss ?
665
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,951
- ? How do you... ?
- (WHISPERING): Stop it!
666
00:30:20,956 --> 00:30:22,219
Wait!
667
00:30:22,224 --> 00:30:24,354
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
668
00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:27,891
? After the body bliss ?
669
00:30:27,896 --> 00:30:29,559
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
670
00:30:29,564 --> 00:30:32,696
Mam said everyone associated
with the Earps were all evil,
671
00:30:32,701 --> 00:30:35,102
and that all you wanted
was for us to die.
672
00:30:36,405 --> 00:30:39,770
My mama, Alice, taught me if
a worthy person needs help,
673
00:30:39,775 --> 00:30:41,505
you help.
674
00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:43,277
(CLEO CHUCKLES)
675
00:30:44,579 --> 00:30:46,243
Worthy?
676
00:30:46,248 --> 00:30:49,583
She had big plans. A legacy to fulfill.
677
00:30:50,452 --> 00:30:53,450
And now I'm too stupid and
too alone to fulfill them.
678
00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:55,089
(SOFT MUSIC)
679
00:30:56,591 --> 00:30:58,459
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
680
00:31:00,929 --> 00:31:02,897
You look at yourself.
681
00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:05,766
I hate my stupid face.
682
00:31:07,102 --> 00:31:08,832
Your eyes are sharp.
683
00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:11,272
That is where the beauty is.
684
00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:13,641
You survived.
685
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,816
And no vindictive old woman's words
686
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:18,551
can take that away from you.
687
00:31:18,556 --> 00:31:20,920
It's your turn to do whatever you want,
688
00:31:20,925 --> 00:31:22,793
on your terms.
689
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,220
Be your own legacy, Cleo.
690
00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:35,629
Why are you helping me?
691
00:31:37,466 --> 00:31:39,367
It's what I do.
692
00:31:41,737 --> 00:31:43,938
I'm a damn good sidekick.
693
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,608
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
694
00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:50,273
(BUNNY SINGING)
695
00:31:50,278 --> 00:31:52,613
(BUNNY AND NEDLEY SINGING): Insensitive!
696
00:31:53,815 --> 00:31:56,079
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I, too, have a song.
697
00:31:56,084 --> 00:31:58,015
You don't come in on Bunny's territory!
698
00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:00,951
(NICOLE SINGING): Oh I love
you, love you, love you...
699
00:32:00,956 --> 00:32:02,519
(OVERLAPPING ARGUING)
700
00:32:02,524 --> 00:32:05,856
(WYNONNA SINGING): Ride my bull!
701
00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:08,759
(BUNNY): Guys, you're
ruining everything!
702
00:32:08,764 --> 00:32:10,494
(CLATTERING)
703
00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:12,299
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
704
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,432
Nedley.
705
00:32:15,437 --> 00:32:16,900
(SINGING, SHOUTING)
706
00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:20,005
(ARGUING CONTINUES)
707
00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,642
(BUNNY): You're ruining everything!
708
00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,509
(CLATTERING)
709
00:32:25,514 --> 00:32:27,184
- (WHISPERING): I need your help.
- (NICOLE): Waverly?
710
00:32:27,188 --> 00:32:28,498
Turns out I've been passing on
711
00:32:28,502 --> 00:32:30,258
- a love disease!
- (OVERLAPPING BACKGROUND CHATTER)
712
00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:32,782
No! Not that kind of love disease!
713
00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:33,887
Baby, do you need help?
714
00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:36,456
This one gives people
insane feelings of adoration
715
00:32:36,461 --> 00:32:38,925
- for the next person they see.
- Waverly, I know you want it.
716
00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:41,625
I need you to come down
to Shorty's. Please!
717
00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:43,864
You're the only one unaffected!
718
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,230
(EXCITED SQUEALING)
719
00:32:47,235 --> 00:32:50,135
Nobody has ever talked to me like that.
720
00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:52,739
I should be on my way.
721
00:32:52,744 --> 00:32:54,494
It makes me happy that Mam and Nicole's
722
00:32:54,499 --> 00:32:56,830
- covenant for you went bust.
- Nicole?
723
00:32:56,835 --> 00:32:57,998
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
724
00:32:58,003 --> 00:32:59,370
Yeah.
725
00:33:00,415 --> 00:33:02,746
Mam helped her get Waverly
726
00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:04,548
out of the garden,
727
00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:06,516
in exchange for...
728
00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:08,389
well, you.
729
00:33:09,724 --> 00:33:11,025
(DOC EXHALES)
730
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:14,024
I understand.
731
00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:16,097
Unfortunately.
732
00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:20,101
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
733
00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:25,272
(CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
734
00:33:29,711 --> 00:33:31,875
(CAR STARTS)
735
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,014
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
736
00:33:37,352 --> 00:33:39,720
(SOFT EERIE MUSIC)
737
00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:50,927
(CHAIN CLANKING)
738
00:33:50,932 --> 00:33:52,833
(LOW GROWLING)
739
00:33:59,908 --> 00:34:01,538
(SCREAMING)
740
00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,707
The hummus! I hand squished it myself!
741
00:34:03,712 --> 00:34:05,775
Get your bean hands off of my guitar!
742
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,911
A lady should not have to ask twice.
743
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,813
(BUNNY): Randy, you're not helping!
744
00:34:09,818 --> 00:34:12,182
- (NICOLE): Stay out of this!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
745
00:34:12,187 --> 00:34:14,217
Doc! Thank Eros.
746
00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:17,120
- That is so hot!
- Can't we just be friends?
747
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,890
Well, don't just stand
there, distract Wynonna!
748
00:34:19,895 --> 00:34:21,825
- I'd rather not.
- (BALLOONS POPPING)
749
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,330
Damn it, Doc!
750
00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:25,765
Alright, by grabs.
751
00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,300
(OVERLAPPING ARGUING)
752
00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:31,935
Excuse me, I've got an online
order here for a Waverly Earp?
753
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,603
Demetri! Hi!
754
00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,438
- ... karaokier!
- Guys!
755
00:34:35,443 --> 00:34:37,874
- Look what we've done!
- Where's the sparkle jar?
756
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,075
I left it at home.
757
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,745
Ow! Stop it!
758
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:42,750
You may have...
759
00:34:42,755 --> 00:34:44,218
I'm giving you a golden shower
760
00:34:44,223 --> 00:34:45,315
whether you like it or not!
761
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,751
Wyno... No!
762
00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,557
- Ah!
- Whoa!
763
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:52,689
(MAGICAL SPARKLING)
764
00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:55,661
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
765
00:35:11,054 --> 00:35:12,484
Can't believe I'm friends
766
00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,286
with the greatest gunslinger
that ever lived.
767
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:16,921
Doc mother-kissing Holliday.
768
00:35:16,926 --> 00:35:19,791
Are you kidding? I cannot
believe I am amigos
769
00:35:19,796 --> 00:35:23,361
with four-time curling
champion Randy Nedley.
770
00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:24,863
I love you.
771
00:35:24,868 --> 00:35:28,466
You hiding a fluffy little
bunny tail in those slacks?
772
00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:29,771
You wanna check?
773
00:35:29,776 --> 00:35:31,076
You know, I suddenly wonder,
774
00:35:31,081 --> 00:35:32,413
if you weren't gonna
be my sister-in-law,
775
00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:35,273
- could we do things?
- Mmm, Nicole.
776
00:35:35,278 --> 00:35:37,976
I love you more than whisky.
777
00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:39,978
But I think you're driving
this bus somewhere
778
00:35:39,983 --> 00:35:41,279
we don't want it to go.
779
00:35:41,284 --> 00:35:43,448
Your spit destroys love?
780
00:35:43,453 --> 00:35:45,984
The universe craves balance.
781
00:35:45,989 --> 00:35:47,952
You could've just told me that!
782
00:35:47,957 --> 00:35:49,921
Should we get naked anyway?
783
00:35:49,926 --> 00:35:53,729
- Just for... science.
- Okie dokie...
784
00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:57,499
Can I cut in? Hmm...
785
00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:03,305
I cannot.
786
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,538
Sorry brother, may I?
787
00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:08,373
(SIGHING)
788
00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:10,078
(CHUCKLING)
789
00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:16,318
(SOFT MUSIC)
790
00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:23,588
I can almost see the love
vibrating off them.
791
00:36:23,593 --> 00:36:25,356
(DEMETRI): It's fake, pumpkin.
792
00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:28,493
Your insane sister caused
it with a glitter bomb.
793
00:36:28,498 --> 00:36:30,499
You're always so...
794
00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:33,368
... sad.
795
00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:35,767
Wait.
796
00:36:35,772 --> 00:36:38,574
Not just sad.
797
00:36:40,944 --> 00:36:43,011
What was their name?
798
00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:48,613
Amon.
799
00:36:48,618 --> 00:36:49,847
What?
800
00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:51,282
Yeah.
801
00:36:51,287 --> 00:36:54,490
After two years, he changed the locks.
802
00:36:55,725 --> 00:36:58,026
He said I bored him.
803
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:02,798
Your heartbreak proved that love...
804
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,734
does exist.
805
00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:10,335
And their love for one
another, it's not fake.
806
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:13,942
It just gets buried day-to-day
807
00:37:14,744 --> 00:37:16,411
under hurt...
808
00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:19,210
and pride.
809
00:37:19,215 --> 00:37:22,080
It doesn't always last forever,
810
00:37:22,085 --> 00:37:24,215
but it's real.
811
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,354
(SCOFFING)
812
00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:29,821
Fine.
813
00:37:29,826 --> 00:37:31,483
I'll take the Cupid power back.
814
00:37:31,488 --> 00:37:34,359
But you have to help
me unmess your mess.
815
00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:35,893
Fine.
816
00:37:35,898 --> 00:37:38,062
Aim for the butts.
817
00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:39,731
Love lives in the butt.
818
00:37:39,736 --> 00:37:41,599
- (SINISTER MUSIC)
- Who's there?
819
00:37:41,604 --> 00:37:43,668
- (DEEP VOICE): Rachel?
- Billy?
820
00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:45,240
I want to go home.
821
00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:47,505
(SPITTING)
822
00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:49,945
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
823
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:55,684
(SPITTING)
824
00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,122
I don't want to let go.
825
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,497
(SPITTING)
826
00:38:12,502 --> 00:38:14,269
- Ah.
- (SPITTING)
827
00:38:15,405 --> 00:38:17,268
Well, this is weird.
828
00:38:17,273 --> 00:38:18,302
Understatement.
829
00:38:18,307 --> 00:38:20,305
- (SPITTING)
- Ow! Randy!
830
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,639
(DEMETRI): Oh, nailed it!
831
00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:24,613
Oh, we can never speak of this again.
832
00:38:27,383 --> 00:38:29,383
(SNORTING)
833
00:38:29,388 --> 00:38:30,388
(LAUGHING)
834
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,393
(DOOR CLOSES)
835
00:38:31,398 --> 00:38:32,898
- Yes!
- We did it!
836
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,446
(LAUGHING)
837
00:38:36,451 --> 00:38:39,453
So, I don't exactly understand
what happened, but...
838
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,520
You still seem to love me, so...
839
00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:45,989
- I do.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
840
00:38:45,994 --> 00:38:48,859
And I think we settled on
a medium fussy wedding.
841
00:38:48,864 --> 00:38:50,427
Perfect.
842
00:38:50,432 --> 00:38:52,300
(GIGGLING)
843
00:38:53,969 --> 00:38:55,499
Well...
844
00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:58,368
I chose you, Waverly Earp,
845
00:38:58,373 --> 00:39:01,038
because I hadn't seen
anyone this in love.
846
00:39:01,043 --> 00:39:05,208
- Not since... forever.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
847
00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:08,678
Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty.
848
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,214
Alright? Yeah, their burgers
are coming in a sec.
849
00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:12,983
Yeah, they're still warm!
850
00:39:12,988 --> 00:39:16,253
Whichever one of us kids
became Clanton heir...
851
00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:20,223
you planned for us to turn
you into a Reaper, right?
852
00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:22,375
To join those we'd lost.
853
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:24,981
And together, we'd avenge our name.
854
00:39:27,002 --> 00:39:29,333
And I will do that, Mam.
855
00:39:29,338 --> 00:39:30,834
(FLIES BUZZING)
856
00:39:30,839 --> 00:39:32,636
I'll destroy them.
857
00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:35,209
All of them, just like you wanted.
858
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,877
But you're never gonna see it.
859
00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:43,076
Did you really think I'd forgive you
860
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,581
for killing Billy?
861
00:39:44,586 --> 00:39:47,384
(INTENSE MUSIC)
862
00:39:47,389 --> 00:39:49,186
- Dinner, everybody!
- (GROWLING)
863
00:39:49,191 --> 00:39:52,188
Who's ready for some rotten old bitch?
864
00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:54,359
(CREATURES SCREECHING)
865
00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:02,412
Jesus Christ!
866
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,647
Okay. Hey, Bunny!
867
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,099
Do you need us to give you a ride home?
868
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,435
- What, do you think I'm drunk?
- I am drunk.
869
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,570
I'm as drunk as a bum the
day the cheques come out!
870
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,815
Oh, boy.
871
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,416
You guys are really, really special.
872
00:40:13,421 --> 00:40:15,613
And the love you have
for each other is...
873
00:40:15,618 --> 00:40:17,181
nothing short of inspiring.
874
00:40:17,186 --> 00:40:20,184
Oh. That actually means
a lot that you said that.
875
00:40:20,189 --> 00:40:21,560
Yeah, it'd mean a lot
more if she meant it.
876
00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:23,064
No, no, no. I mean it.
877
00:40:23,069 --> 00:40:25,433
Anyone that doesn't think so...
878
00:40:25,438 --> 00:40:28,507
Just because you share four breasts...
879
00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:31,953
they're a bunch of dumdums.
880
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:33,704
(CHUCKLING)
881
00:40:33,709 --> 00:40:35,739
You sure we can't give you a ride home?
882
00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:38,375
Randy Nedley is going
to give me a ride home.
883
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,781
Oh!
884
00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:42,962
Well, have a nice evening, lesbians.
885
00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:44,764
Uh, Waverly's bisexual.
886
00:40:44,769 --> 00:40:47,271
Yeah, well, just say horny.
887
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:52,449
And she's back.
888
00:40:52,454 --> 00:40:53,784
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
889
00:40:53,789 --> 00:40:56,724
Surely there are other
bars for you to drink in.
890
00:40:58,027 --> 00:40:59,523
(WEAPON POWERING UP)
891
00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,692
I came for the entertainment.
892
00:41:01,697 --> 00:41:03,698
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
893
00:41:05,234 --> 00:41:07,531
Now there's the Earp sister I like.
894
00:41:07,536 --> 00:41:10,605
Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag.
895
00:41:14,009 --> 00:41:16,140
I wasn't sure if you'd be alone.
896
00:41:16,145 --> 00:41:18,376
Demetri?
897
00:41:18,381 --> 00:41:21,345
He left after I let him
yell some nonsense
898
00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:24,352
about how I have no soul.
899
00:41:25,602 --> 00:41:27,469
Hmm. (WYNONNA CHUCKLES)
900
00:41:29,024 --> 00:41:30,525
Been there.
901
00:41:32,226 --> 00:41:33,826
Hated it.
902
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:39,165
I was mostly bored.
I guess I am a monster.
903
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:43,771
Who gives a fuck?
904
00:41:45,984 --> 00:41:47,681
I thought you wanted to kill me.
905
00:41:47,686 --> 00:41:50,184
All I want is...
906
00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:53,858
to stop feeling guilty for what I am.
907
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,030
When what I am...
908
00:41:58,035 --> 00:42:00,070
is necessary.
909
00:42:01,078 --> 00:42:02,578
You're a...
910
00:42:03,614 --> 00:42:05,715
You're a confusing woman.
911
00:42:08,731 --> 00:42:10,465
Flexible, too.
912
00:42:16,656 --> 00:42:17,919
Are you gonna tell me
913
00:42:17,924 --> 00:42:20,259
you're in love with my sister now?
914
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,121
- No, ma'am.
- Good.
915
00:42:27,258 --> 00:42:29,522
Now show me how you ride that bull.
916
00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:30,960
(AMON GASPS)
917
00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:45,672
Billy?
918
00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:51,247
Welcome home, little brother.
919
00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:55,831
It's time we took back what's ours.
920
00:42:55,881 --> 00:43:00,431
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