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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:03,039 ?? 2 00:00:07,405 --> 00:00:08,838 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,103 I'm so happy you finally brought her here to meet me. 4 00:00:11,108 --> 00:00:13,242 - You seem nice. - The Clantons are in Purgatory. 5 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,448 An eye for an eye. 6 00:00:14,453 --> 00:00:15,854 - Doc, I think they killed Billy. - _ 7 00:00:15,858 --> 00:00:17,727 I've been marked! 8 00:00:17,732 --> 00:00:19,997 - I'm tired of this fight. - People can change. 9 00:00:20,002 --> 00:00:21,102 Come to Mama. 10 00:00:22,201 --> 00:00:23,598 Hey, sexy. 11 00:00:23,603 --> 00:00:25,500 My ancestors will devour her. 12 00:00:25,505 --> 00:00:27,101 (SCREAMING) 13 00:00:27,106 --> 00:00:29,270 (GUNSHOT) 14 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:31,906 I guess you and that gun deserve each other. 15 00:00:31,911 --> 00:00:33,841 Nicole Haught, will you marry me? 16 00:00:33,846 --> 00:00:35,747 Yes, I will marry you. 17 00:00:37,884 --> 00:00:40,252 (LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC) 18 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,552 _ 19 00:00:44,557 --> 00:00:46,591 (TRAIN HORN BLARING) 20 00:00:48,561 --> 00:00:50,958 ? I'm free as the breeze ? 21 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,961 ? And I do as I please ? 22 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,836 ? And I do what I want to do ? 23 00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:01,602 ? I go where I want ? 24 00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:02,870 (DEMETRI): Get a room! 25 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:05,036 I mean it, like, legit, they're three feet from you 26 00:01:05,041 --> 00:01:06,741 and cost less than a dental dam. 27 00:01:06,746 --> 00:01:09,844 (WYNONNA SINGING) 28 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:12,751 (CREATURE GOBBLING) 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,600 Time's up, beast. 30 00:01:17,924 --> 00:01:19,925 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 31 00:01:21,794 --> 00:01:24,496 (BOTH): Holy shit. 32 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:28,867 - I see you found your gun. - And my mojo. 33 00:01:30,136 --> 00:01:33,468 Make your peace, Amon. 34 00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:36,041 (THEME MUSIC) 35 00:01:37,944 --> 00:01:41,142 ? 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ? 36 00:01:41,147 --> 00:01:43,545 ? I know that ain't no way to live ? 37 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:48,583 ? I told that devil to take you back ? 38 00:01:48,588 --> 00:01:53,591 ? I told that devil to take you back ? 39 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:57,058 To the happily engaged couple! 40 00:01:57,063 --> 00:01:58,493 (BOTTLE POPPING, CHEERING) 41 00:01:58,498 --> 00:02:00,661 (LAUGHING) Again! 42 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,830 Hey! It took me weeks to find that couch. 43 00:02:02,835 --> 00:02:04,966 To Nicole and Waverly. 44 00:02:04,971 --> 00:02:07,205 May you grow old on one pillow. 45 00:02:07,974 --> 00:02:09,070 Cheers. 46 00:02:09,075 --> 00:02:10,838 Don't squander the eloquence now. 47 00:02:10,843 --> 00:02:12,711 The real engagement party's tomorrow. 48 00:02:13,796 --> 00:02:16,194 Alas, I must send my regrets. 49 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:17,392 - What? - You're not coming? 50 00:02:17,397 --> 00:02:19,897 But here is another toast. 51 00:02:19,902 --> 00:02:22,233 To all the kisses we have snatched, 52 00:02:22,238 --> 00:02:24,436 and vice versa. 53 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:25,872 - Oh, my God. - (DOC CLEARING THROAT) 54 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:27,506 Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar, 55 00:02:27,511 --> 00:02:28,837 a gentleman forgets himself. 56 00:02:28,842 --> 00:02:30,842 - I'd like to forget that. - Hmm. 57 00:02:30,847 --> 00:02:32,744 You know what helps? Mindless labour. 58 00:02:32,749 --> 00:02:34,216 Why don't we get more ice? 59 00:02:35,618 --> 00:02:39,050 It's been over a month, you have to come. 60 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:41,919 This thing with Wynonna, it's just another blip. 61 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:44,088 Yeah, well not to me, it's not. 62 00:02:44,093 --> 00:02:46,557 Really making a go of this, huh? 63 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:48,893 Uh, well I don't have much choice. 64 00:02:48,898 --> 00:02:51,362 Turns out Chrissy invested my entire pension 65 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:52,497 into this old gal. 66 00:02:52,502 --> 00:02:54,003 Okay, but you have to get some real staff 67 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,237 - to help you out, alright? - Hey, where's Wynonna? 68 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,342 I really need you two 69 00:02:57,347 --> 00:02:59,270 to take care of this basement business. 70 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:00,805 Imagine that people found out 71 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:03,574 I've got a teenage killer Reaper down there? 72 00:03:03,579 --> 00:03:06,811 They're mad enough I took potato skins off the menu. 73 00:03:06,816 --> 00:03:08,713 Did you tell that little glow stick of yours 74 00:03:08,718 --> 00:03:10,718 that you wouldn't have found it if I hadn't helped? 75 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:14,552 It says that, uh... 76 00:03:14,557 --> 00:03:17,789 a monster who knows all the goss is still a monster. 77 00:03:17,794 --> 00:03:19,757 Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone. 78 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:21,526 I'll bet you Bambi's got a different take. 79 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:23,331 Bambi's food. 80 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:27,732 And unless you faint at the sight of sausages 81 00:03:27,737 --> 00:03:30,537 or that jacket of yours is made of rare zucchini leather, 82 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:33,104 - you can't judge me. - Except, I've never donned a... 83 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:36,011 What is that? A lobster bib for leather queens? 84 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,010 If I don't wear it, 85 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:41,316 my dry-cleaning bills are a bitch. 86 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:45,153 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 87 00:03:46,422 --> 00:03:49,320 It's just good to remember... 88 00:03:49,325 --> 00:03:51,793 that I can kill you. 89 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:55,760 Any time I want. 90 00:03:55,765 --> 00:03:57,662 (AMON CHUCKLES) 91 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,568 Who told you my kink? 92 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:03,238 (EERIE MUSIC) 93 00:04:05,341 --> 00:04:07,476 (CHUCKLING) 94 00:04:09,112 --> 00:04:10,679 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 95 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,351 Mmm... 96 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:21,185 We back, honey. 97 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:23,287 Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas, 98 00:04:23,292 --> 00:04:24,992 he taught me to woodwork. 99 00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:27,592 Should you wish to be married beneath an arbour, 100 00:04:27,597 --> 00:04:29,961 it would be my honour to build you one. 101 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:31,863 - As a gift. - Doc! 102 00:04:31,868 --> 00:04:34,398 - (DOOR OPENING) - You're going to make me cry. 103 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:37,739 Well, slap my ass and call me the sister-in-law! 104 00:04:39,008 --> 00:04:41,072 Except you. You're not allowed to participate 105 00:04:41,077 --> 00:04:42,974 in the slapping of ass. 106 00:04:42,979 --> 00:04:45,814 Congratulations... again. 107 00:04:52,455 --> 00:04:53,951 You didn't warn me you were partying 108 00:04:53,956 --> 00:04:55,186 with The Lame Ranger. 109 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,655 Where have you been? We called hours ago. 110 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,290 Been a little busy. 111 00:04:59,295 --> 00:05:02,426 Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate your sister's engagement? 112 00:05:02,431 --> 00:05:04,529 No! 113 00:05:04,534 --> 00:05:06,597 I was busy... 114 00:05:06,602 --> 00:05:09,066 making plans to celebrate. 115 00:05:09,071 --> 00:05:12,703 Intricate, planny... plans. 116 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,338 - Really? - Yeah. 117 00:05:14,343 --> 00:05:15,677 Oh yeah? What kind? 118 00:05:18,147 --> 00:05:20,211 The bachelorette. 119 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:21,917 Girls' night out! 120 00:05:22,685 --> 00:05:25,550 (HEAVY CLUB MUSIC) 121 00:05:25,555 --> 00:05:27,522 (WOMEN CHEERING) 122 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,823 This isn't a girls' night out, 123 00:05:35,828 --> 00:05:37,628 this is ladies' night. 124 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:39,627 I didn't know it would be male strippers. 125 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:40,832 Oh yeah? Didn't come up 126 00:05:40,837 --> 00:05:42,804 when you were making your planny-plans? 127 00:05:45,107 --> 00:05:47,338 Hey! Giuseppe! 128 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:49,440 - This bride needs a delivery! - No. Stop. 129 00:05:49,445 --> 00:05:51,442 - Stop! - Come bring the soppressata! 130 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:53,044 (WOMEN CHEERING) 131 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:54,712 Another bride! 132 00:05:54,717 --> 00:05:57,217 Uh, no, I'm not a bride. 133 00:05:57,222 --> 00:05:59,083 But I am her fianc�e! 134 00:05:59,088 --> 00:06:00,785 Cute! 135 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:03,888 Love the lob, girl. 136 00:06:03,893 --> 00:06:05,456 - Shots? - Oh... 137 00:06:05,461 --> 00:06:08,159 My bridal party bailed to go to Bible study. 138 00:06:08,164 --> 00:06:10,828 - (CHUCKLING) - Well, it is noon on a Sunday. 139 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,798 (WOMEN CHEERING) 140 00:06:13,803 --> 00:06:15,437 Okay. Oh! 141 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:20,037 (WAVERLY SIGHS) 142 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,606 Yep! 143 00:06:21,611 --> 00:06:24,512 Definitely time to get that hot ginger off the market. 144 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:27,745 As if you have anything to worry about. 145 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,480 Everybody loves Waverly Earp. 146 00:06:29,485 --> 00:06:31,286 Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine. 147 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:36,020 Yeah, well, Nicole wants to do it ASAP anyway. 148 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,256 Maybe just at City Hall. 149 00:06:38,261 --> 00:06:42,860 But how will the sparrows weave your gown that quickly? 150 00:06:42,865 --> 00:06:44,595 It's her second. 151 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,369 She wasn't even a fancy wedding person the first time. 152 00:06:48,804 --> 00:06:51,535 Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks 153 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:53,004 since you were ten. 154 00:06:53,009 --> 00:06:55,443 Just tell her what you want, baby girl. 155 00:06:56,345 --> 00:06:57,609 You deserve it. 156 00:06:57,614 --> 00:06:59,644 (MAN OVER SPEAKER): Tie down those saddlebags, 157 00:06:59,649 --> 00:07:02,680 the West is getting wild! 158 00:07:02,685 --> 00:07:05,616 Welcome... Demetri! 159 00:07:05,621 --> 00:07:07,188 (COUNTRY MUSIC, WOMEN CHEERING) 160 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,958 Oh baby, you should smile more! You'd be prettier! 161 00:07:13,963 --> 00:07:16,694 Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna. 162 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:18,162 Fine. 163 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:20,031 Show us your big... 164 00:07:20,036 --> 00:07:21,837 personality! 165 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,170 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 166 00:07:26,175 --> 00:07:28,105 I know him. 167 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,607 (BELL DINGING) 168 00:07:29,612 --> 00:07:31,212 One bourbon, on the rocks. 169 00:07:32,982 --> 00:07:34,749 You get juice. 170 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:39,517 Kid your age should be in school. 171 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:40,685 (CHUCKLING) Pass. 172 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,386 I have nightmares about school. 173 00:07:42,391 --> 00:07:44,021 I end up naked in front of an assembly, 174 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:45,824 forgetting the words to the national anthem. 175 00:07:45,828 --> 00:07:47,858 Hmm. 176 00:07:47,863 --> 00:07:50,298 There'd be other kids your age to hang out with. 177 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:54,632 Yeah, last time I tried that, didn't turn out so well. 178 00:07:54,637 --> 00:07:56,334 Billy Clanton. 179 00:07:56,339 --> 00:07:58,703 I didn't know he was a Clanton. 180 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:01,339 I don't blame people for doing what they do 181 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:02,840 when they don't know what that is. 182 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:04,508 Like when you were a barnacle beast 183 00:08:04,513 --> 00:08:06,114 and totally ate Nicole's cat? 184 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:09,711 Sorry. I... I get weird 185 00:08:09,716 --> 00:08:11,916 when I spend too much time at the homestead. 186 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:13,254 Alone. 187 00:08:15,191 --> 00:08:16,854 Well... 188 00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:18,593 I need a bar-back. 189 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:21,095 You clean up, you follow my rules, 190 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,995 you don't drink the booze, you never go in the basement, 191 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,863 and you never, ever... 192 00:08:25,868 --> 00:08:27,932 mention the cat again. 193 00:08:27,937 --> 00:08:29,938 I swear on the bones of Calamity Jane. 194 00:08:30,873 --> 00:08:32,040 That was the last time. 195 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,442 Okay. 196 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,145 Well, Rachel... 197 00:08:38,748 --> 00:08:40,444 welcome to Team Shorty's. 198 00:08:40,449 --> 00:08:42,213 - Yay! - (LAUGHING) 199 00:08:42,218 --> 00:08:44,281 (CLUB MUSIC) 200 00:08:44,286 --> 00:08:45,983 (WOMEN CHEERING) 201 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:48,052 Butterball, Horn Dog, 202 00:08:48,057 --> 00:08:50,287 - Blowjob! - Oh! 203 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,289 What is Friday night at my ex's? 204 00:08:52,294 --> 00:08:54,825 Ding! You win a shot! 205 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,560 - Aye. - Aye, aye, aye. 206 00:08:56,565 --> 00:08:58,896 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 207 00:08:58,901 --> 00:09:01,265 You know, I would take it over another night with my ex. 208 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,733 Oh, yeah. 209 00:09:02,738 --> 00:09:04,305 Smug moustache... 210 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:08,005 - Lectures on my morality... - (LAUGHING) 211 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:13,210 Grabbing me like I'm a mustang he's gonna break. 212 00:09:13,215 --> 00:09:16,247 Only that lightning-fast hands down my pants 213 00:09:16,252 --> 00:09:18,149 before I can even wish he... 214 00:09:18,154 --> 00:09:19,583 Ugh! 215 00:09:19,588 --> 00:09:21,218 I'd tell you to move on to women, 216 00:09:21,223 --> 00:09:23,120 but they're just as bad. 217 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,056 Love is like the Tooth Fairy. 218 00:09:25,061 --> 00:09:26,691 Never pays as well as you think? 219 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,396 It don't exist! 220 00:09:29,932 --> 00:09:32,296 And I know! I've tried it all. 221 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:33,535 I'm pan. 222 00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:36,934 Pan I buy you another drink? 223 00:09:36,939 --> 00:09:38,440 Uh... 224 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:43,340 Drinks, pink, purple, blue, what you got? 225 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:45,213 No love is real. 226 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,918 - (WAVERLY SCOFFS) - I know that for a fact, 227 00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:50,958 because I am a love professional. 228 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:56,854 Love might be the only thing that's real. 229 00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:58,989 Nicole died for me. 230 00:09:58,994 --> 00:10:01,625 And I would kill for her. 231 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:04,528 And if you can't feel that much, 232 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,630 then I'm sorry for you. 233 00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:08,403 Truly. 234 00:10:12,108 --> 00:10:13,671 You wanna bet on it? 235 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:15,306 What, that love is real? 236 00:10:15,311 --> 00:10:19,376 I don't know how we could prove who won, but... 237 00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:20,811 sure. 238 00:10:20,816 --> 00:10:22,050 (CHUCKLING) 239 00:10:23,052 --> 00:10:26,187 Tell your sister she is a delightful lunatic. 240 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:31,522 And godspeed spreading all that totally real love 241 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,724 - through the world. - (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 242 00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:35,563 And good luck with your strippering. 243 00:10:36,832 --> 00:10:38,833 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 244 00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:41,870 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 245 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:53,119 Well, with Sheriff Holt and his sister gone, 246 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:54,724 there's no one here to man the store. 247 00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:57,924 Will there even be marriage license applications? 248 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:00,330 Usually, they're here. 249 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,130 Mmm, baby. 250 00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:05,902 Hi. (GIGGLING) 251 00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:09,702 Hey, have you thought maybe... 252 00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:11,170 a suit? 253 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:12,709 For the wedding? 254 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:16,575 - What did I do? - No, no, nothing. 255 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,678 You did nothing. It's just... 256 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:20,513 the public stuff. 257 00:11:20,518 --> 00:11:22,815 I just feel like what we have is... 258 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,284 between us, you know, babe? It's ours. 259 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:27,724 Nicole, there's nobody here. 260 00:11:28,659 --> 00:11:30,756 Yeah, no. 261 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,925 Just me and the Lord. 262 00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,660 And that curling trophy. 263 00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:36,362 Bunny Loblaw? 264 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,264 Ms. Haught. 265 00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:41,167 Good to see you still know where the police station is. 266 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,998 Well, I'm not your sheriff anymore, Bunny. 267 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,204 And we're here on personal business. 268 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,838 Oh, let me guess. 269 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,174 You want to institute Flannel Fridays, 270 00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:50,076 and oh, maybe a few more 271 00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:52,011 off-leash dog parks? 272 00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:54,046 Well, I'm a cat person. 273 00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:57,750 Oh, I remember that homicidal puss. 274 00:11:57,755 --> 00:12:00,319 Uh, is there someone else we should be bothering 275 00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:03,656 - with this request? - Hmm... Uh-uh! 276 00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:06,325 I am a one-woman volunteer city hall 277 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,561 - in a town of scofflaws. - (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 278 00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:11,831 - (WAVERLY): Scofflaws? - (BUNNY): Scofflaws! Layabouts! 279 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,770 (WHISPERING): Lesbians. 280 00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:17,407 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 281 00:12:27,184 --> 00:12:31,650 My God, Waverly, you are so beautiful. 282 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,520 Have you always been this beautiful before? 283 00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:37,156 Uh... How long will it take to get a license? 284 00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:39,358 God, like, you're hot! 285 00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:43,162 You are like the wildest combination of sweet and hot. 286 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,830 The Clayborns... 287 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,198 Clantons. 288 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:47,733 Well, they've disappeared. 289 00:12:47,738 --> 00:12:48,968 And without a magistrate, 290 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,803 I cannot guarantee a quick turnaround. 291 00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:52,268 Oh, you're like honey mustard. 292 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,502 - I wanna spread you all over a pretzel. - Sorry. 293 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,007 No, no, no! 294 00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:58,310 You do not do that in here! 295 00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,913 This is not a soccer locker room! 296 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,115 Listen, you have to afford us the same rights 297 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,509 as any other couple. Look, I do not want to fight, 298 00:13:05,514 --> 00:13:07,053 but I will if I have to. 299 00:13:07,058 --> 00:13:09,288 (QUIETLY): Stop. 300 00:13:09,293 --> 00:13:12,429 Fine. Oh, please. 301 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,000 Thank you, Ms. Loblaw. 302 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:25,382 You have got to go home. I don't know what that was, 303 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,117 but I do not need it on my next errand! 304 00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,720 What do you mean, I can't come with you?! 305 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,974 Take seven cold showers and only think about 306 00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:32,813 - Band of Brothers. - Ugh! 307 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,886 Can I shut this for you? 308 00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:37,122 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 309 00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:39,495 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 310 00:13:44,565 --> 00:13:46,399 Anything you want. 311 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,838 Oh... 312 00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:52,787 It's apple. 313 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,557 Okay? 314 00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:59,561 In China, the word for apple is "ping", 315 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,931 which is also a homonym for peace. 316 00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,199 Peace? 317 00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:06,634 Your sister is killing my business 318 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:08,803 by killing my customers. 319 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,510 And I will mention that to her. 320 00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,375 Anyway... 321 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,416 I went to pick up a marriage application today. 322 00:14:19,955 --> 00:14:23,788 Was little Cleo Clanton in the office? 323 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,456 - The magistrate? - Mm-hmm. 324 00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:26,924 Nope. 325 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:29,960 Something big happened over on their ranch awhile back. 326 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:32,605 Margo Clanton is one bitch of a witch. 327 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,480 Only something spectacular could've taken her out. 328 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,017 Why don't you cut to the chase? 329 00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:44,784 I want to choose a date, 330 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:47,954 but my fianc�e is nervous because of... 331 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,156 well, all the... 332 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:52,329 yous... around. 333 00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:56,329 If I could tell her there was a day 334 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:59,532 that we'd been promised a truce, 335 00:14:59,537 --> 00:15:01,534 that would help a ton. 336 00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:04,837 Just one day of... 337 00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,343 ping! 338 00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:09,842 That was weird. 339 00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:11,344 (SIGHING) 340 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:12,782 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 341 00:15:14,352 --> 00:15:17,220 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 342 00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:25,491 Waverly Earp... 343 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:30,396 I will fight for you to have peace for all your days. 344 00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:33,199 Just the one will be peachy. 345 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:34,867 Thanks. 346 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:36,173 Ah... 347 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,377 What did happen with you and Mam Clanton? 348 00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,780 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 349 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,550 I don't remember. 350 00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:50,683 I only touched her. 351 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,122 Could that have killed her? 352 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,292 You are powerful. 353 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:59,129 But all I want is to be happy. 354 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:02,094 I'm engaged. 355 00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,297 I'm in love. 356 00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:07,300 I want that for everyone. 357 00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:09,406 Including you. 358 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,310 I know, little lamb. 359 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,578 But we need to know what happened to Holt's sister. 360 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,313 Maybe Cleo's happy too. 361 00:16:20,318 --> 00:16:21,614 (SINISTER MUSIC) 362 00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,620 Maybe somebody should find out. 363 00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,285 (GASPING) 364 00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:29,055 Oh, I missed you! What took you so long? 365 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,924 What was that, at the police station? 366 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:34,794 I... love you... 367 00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:37,693 so much. It's like I'm full of love lava, 368 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,433 and it wants to burst out of my skin. 369 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,101 I'm Mount Haught. 370 00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:43,869 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 371 00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:46,702 Okay, you were extra standoffish 372 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:47,907 until Bunny appeared. 373 00:16:47,912 --> 00:16:50,476 And then, you turned into a horny octopus! 374 00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:52,078 Baby, I'm gonna die if you're angry. 375 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:53,646 Hey! 376 00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,548 Look! 377 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:56,953 Hey! (CHUCKLING) 378 00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,285 Are you possessed again? 379 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,557 What? 380 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,690 Ow! No! 381 00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:07,293 Baby, it's just that... 382 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,694 It's your wedding. 383 00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:12,231 It should have everything that you want. 384 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,766 You want costume changes! 385 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,135 Or, oh! Sky writing! 386 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,674 Are you making fun of me? 387 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,773 - We should release doves. - (CAR HONKING) 388 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,675 Or butterflies. 389 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,544 And we need to nail down a wedding hashtag, like, stat! 390 00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,713 Someone's here. I should... 391 00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:30,416 No, but... Hey, hey! What about WaveNic? 392 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:32,185 Or Heatwave? 393 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,291 (GASPING) Wayhaught! 394 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,290 No, that's ridiculous. 395 00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:40,259 You cannot marry Nicole Haught! 396 00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:41,761 Okay, that's enough. 397 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,763 Get your homophobia off my homestead. 398 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:47,199 I know I am an inexperienced gay. 399 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,639 In fact, I haven't really gayed at all... 400 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:55,274 But I raided every single craft store, 401 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:58,344 and I got you these... 402 00:17:58,349 --> 00:17:59,679 faux-ses. 403 00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:02,715 Because, Waverly Earp, 404 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,587 I love you. 405 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:07,219 (STAMMERING) Nope! 406 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,488 Nope. A whole bunch of nopes. 407 00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:11,488 - Oh, oh, oh! - Okay? I'll call you. 408 00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,192 But you don't even have my number. 409 00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:15,428 - I definitely do. - No, no, no, you don't! 410 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,863 - Yeah, thanks for coming by! - You look so pretty. 411 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:20,529 You know, I have an old copy of Bend It Like Beckham. 412 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,734 We can watch it together! 413 00:18:21,739 --> 00:18:23,873 (LIGHT MUSIC) 414 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:31,715 I want you to have these. 415 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,087 Bunny Loblaw's hot for you? 416 00:18:41,092 --> 00:18:44,194 It's gotta be a... prank? 417 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,828 Girl. You can get it. 418 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,764 Nobody wants that it, but you can get it. 419 00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:55,372 How, why am I suddenly everybody's thing? 420 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,775 Because it's a day that ends in Y? 421 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,413 Or I made one hell of a bad bet. 422 00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:09,081 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 423 00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,381 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 424 00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:19,679 (SNIFFING, GROANING) 425 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:24,013 Loblaw's into your flaming ladybug. 426 00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:26,551 - Stop. - (WYNONNA GIGGLING) 427 00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:30,752 Ooh! That stone-cold battle-axe 428 00:19:30,757 --> 00:19:33,021 wants you to pat the Bunny! 429 00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,555 It's not funny. 430 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,292 What if there's something seriously wrong with her? 431 00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:39,894 Baby girl, what's wrong with Bunbun... 432 00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:42,730 is she's a homophobic hoe, and you fixed it 433 00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:45,270 - with your magical coochie! - Stop! 434 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:50,738 Honestly, I am in awe! 435 00:19:50,743 --> 00:19:53,207 Maybe it's that thing where somebody gets taken 436 00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:55,810 off the market, and is suddenly more appealing. 437 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,046 Still doesn't explain how Bunny's suddenly moved 438 00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,514 to Sapphic City. 439 00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:03,051 And today has had an extra serving of whackadoo. 440 00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:04,385 No, first... 441 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:07,622 Nicole was all over me with triple X PDA. 442 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:10,258 And then, I went to talk to that Amon? 443 00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:12,054 He acted like we were on a fantasy 444 00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:14,762 overnight episode of The Bachelorette. 445 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,798 (GROANING) There it is! 446 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,032 - (SIGHING) - What? 447 00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:19,400 It's always a demon. 448 00:20:19,405 --> 00:20:21,903 Oh, no, no, it can't be. 449 00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,809 I saw Bunny first. 450 00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:28,743 I'll take care of him. You stay here. 451 00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:30,778 No, I'm coming. 452 00:20:30,783 --> 00:20:32,413 I have another theory. 453 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,786 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 454 00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:38,853 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 455 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,389 (FLIES BUZZING) 456 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,895 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 457 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,499 Lord Almighty. 458 00:20:49,302 --> 00:20:51,799 (DISTANT SCUFFLING) 459 00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:53,305 Who is here? 460 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,905 I will give you until the count of five. 461 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,407 One... 462 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,309 (FLY BUZZING CONTINUES) 463 00:21:01,314 --> 00:21:02,810 Two... 464 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,946 (GUN CLICKING) 465 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:06,685 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 466 00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,656 Five. 467 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,489 You here to kill me? 468 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:16,294 (SOFT MUSIC) 469 00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,631 I promised your brother I would not. 470 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,531 But I want you to. 471 00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:25,199 Please. 472 00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:28,136 Just make the whole thing end. 473 00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:30,204 (CRYING) 474 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:32,340 We must tend to whatever's left of your mother. 475 00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:34,112 I can't! 476 00:21:35,148 --> 00:21:38,146 I need her to tell me what to do next! 477 00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:40,381 You need to snap out of whatever this is. 478 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,686 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 479 00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,298 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 480 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,175 Are you fixing to flood the whole damn county 481 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,537 with them tears, love? 482 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:05,506 Seeing a girl cry will break any man's heart. 483 00:22:05,511 --> 00:22:08,465 But when that girl is brave, 484 00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,800 tenacious, and fierce? 485 00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:13,103 Well... 486 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,676 You're nearly tearing this outlaw's heart in two. 487 00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:18,612 (CHUCKLING) 488 00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:21,108 Well, fuck me, that was hot. 489 00:22:22,031 --> 00:22:23,761 Hey elk dicker! 490 00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:25,767 Get your animal eating ass out here. 491 00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:30,253 In future, you could start with hello. 492 00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:31,921 Hello. 493 00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:33,423 Fawn fucker. 494 00:22:33,428 --> 00:22:35,025 I'm not a zoophile. 495 00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:37,627 Beware koalas, I hear they all have chlamydia. 496 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,833 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 497 00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:46,140 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 498 00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:53,109 (MUSIC DRONING OUT) 499 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,445 That word too big for you? 500 00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,080 I don't sleep with animals. 501 00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:02,022 Would you consider a slightly oversexed gunslinger? 502 00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:05,955 I give great... (INHALING) 503 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,857 ... everything. 504 00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,530 (KNOCKING) 505 00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:12,829 Don't look! You'll fall for me! 506 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:15,702 Someone's been reading her daily affirmation cards. 507 00:23:16,471 --> 00:23:18,005 It's for your own protection. 508 00:23:19,074 --> 00:23:20,970 I can't fall in love. 509 00:23:20,975 --> 00:23:22,843 Because you don't believe in it? 510 00:23:25,313 --> 00:23:28,415 Because I am immune to the spell. 511 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,247 (GASPING) I knew you did it! 512 00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:32,382 Mmm, ooh! 513 00:23:32,387 --> 00:23:35,185 Demetri, I never actually bet you anything. 514 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:37,420 Stop making everyone gaga over me! 515 00:23:37,425 --> 00:23:40,156 Well, they shouldn't be falling for you. 516 00:23:40,161 --> 00:23:42,225 Not if you're doing it right. 517 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,027 Wait... 518 00:23:44,032 --> 00:23:45,361 I'm doing it? 519 00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:49,165 You said you were a love professional. 520 00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:51,868 At first I thought that was some new woke term 521 00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:54,908 for strippers, but then, I realized. 522 00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,207 How did you do this to me? 523 00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,409 Ugh, honestly, girl, 524 00:23:59,414 --> 00:24:02,549 don't you ever do your laundry? Check your pockets. 525 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,218 As far as spells go, it's stupid easy. 526 00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:10,618 Decide who you think should fall in love, 527 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,923 and then, flick a little of your secret sauce on 'em. 528 00:24:13,928 --> 00:24:16,228 Ew. Don't say secret sauce. 529 00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,528 Only tricky part is... 530 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,897 make sure the flickee sees the target 531 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:23,804 you want them to fall for immediately. 532 00:24:24,681 --> 00:24:27,883 Because they're all in on the first person they see. 533 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,944 All in? 534 00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,042 (DOOR CLOSING) 535 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,682 I will not sleep with you. 536 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,877 Why?! Because I'm the Earp heir? 537 00:24:40,822 --> 00:24:42,189 Come here! 538 00:24:43,124 --> 00:24:45,054 Because I love Waverly! 539 00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:46,456 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 540 00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:48,224 (STAMMERING): What? 541 00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:50,226 She's just, she's so pure, 542 00:24:50,231 --> 00:24:51,895 and she's so genuine. 543 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,364 She's so much cuter than the cutest of buttons. 544 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,165 Since when is that your thing? 545 00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:59,001 Right? I mean, Doc is usually at the top of my lust chart. 546 00:24:59,006 --> 00:25:01,567 I mean, the man is a universal arousal architect. 547 00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:02,972 No, I am! I am! 548 00:25:02,977 --> 00:25:06,142 But the heart is a demanding master. 549 00:25:06,147 --> 00:25:09,078 And mine only wants your sister. 550 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:10,747 My engagement party is tonight. 551 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:13,950 I can't do this job. I don't want to. 552 00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:15,718 That's why I moved into delivery. 553 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,287 Better tips, better hours, 554 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,955 and you're allowed to eat the fries 555 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,327 that fall out of the bag. 556 00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:25,012 Also, this spell ignores consent! 557 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:28,068 You know... 558 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,601 You moderns are so single-minded. 559 00:25:31,606 --> 00:25:34,103 There's all kinds of love! 560 00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:35,505 Sex doesn't enter the equation 561 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,290 unless that's what the client really wants. 562 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,143 Mm-mm. 563 00:25:40,148 --> 00:25:41,582 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 564 00:25:43,184 --> 00:25:46,149 What if I bury the glitter and just go? 565 00:25:46,154 --> 00:25:47,884 Cupids... 566 00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:50,490 can only quit if they pass it on by choice. 567 00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:53,890 A Cupid? 568 00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:56,092 Those were wing scars. 569 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,528 I had them removed. So over the top. 570 00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:01,664 You were a Cupid and you stopped believing in love? 571 00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,833 Oh, also... 572 00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:07,036 Be prepared to keep explaining why you're not a fat baby. 573 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,843 You know, stereotypes! 574 00:26:11,179 --> 00:26:12,579 Ta-ta! 575 00:26:17,051 --> 00:26:18,481 So you're saying... 576 00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:19,849 That's how you spread the love, 577 00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:22,051 with that little jar of sparkles? 578 00:26:22,056 --> 00:26:23,586 Yeah, I have to figure out a way 579 00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:25,626 to responsibly pass it on. 580 00:26:26,661 --> 00:26:29,492 I... I can't skip my own party! 581 00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:31,995 Nicole has a surprise for me. 582 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,630 - I'm scared. - (SNICKERING) 583 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,643 Fifty bucks says she got your name tattooed 584 00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:36,848 across her boobs. 585 00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:41,604 Which are so great, right? 586 00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:43,840 What did you call her boobs? 587 00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:45,673 I'm not in love with her, don't freak. 588 00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:49,078 I'm just... making sure that you are... 589 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,780 still... 590 00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,653 into boobs, generally. 591 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:57,454 - Wynonna? - Yes? 592 00:26:57,459 --> 00:27:00,089 You sure you haven't had any love zombie symptoms? 593 00:27:00,094 --> 00:27:02,058 Nope. Nothin' but net. 594 00:27:02,063 --> 00:27:04,360 Hmm. 595 00:27:04,365 --> 00:27:06,867 Maybe you're resistant to the spell. 596 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,999 More like looked in the mirror 597 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,269 and fell for the actual hottest woman around. 598 00:27:13,274 --> 00:27:15,505 Good Golden Globes! 599 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,640 You know Doc's not coming, right? 600 00:27:17,645 --> 00:27:19,709 (SCOFFING) Who? 601 00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:24,781 Listen, the only problem you really have is... 602 00:27:24,786 --> 00:27:26,149 people adore you, 603 00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:28,088 which must be so hard. 604 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:30,953 Can I borrow some mascara? 605 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:32,555 Yeah, sure. 606 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,991 Listen, just leave that glitter shit here. 607 00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,296 It'll be safe, 608 00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:38,401 and we'll find a fat baby to curse tomorrow. 609 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,655 Oops! 610 00:27:43,571 --> 00:27:45,439 (WAVERLY SIGHS) Okay. 611 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,573 - Hey. - Hey! 612 00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,675 - Shall we go celebrate? - (GASPING) 613 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,281 I am so ready. 614 00:27:55,228 --> 00:27:57,930 The big guns are locked and loaded. 615 00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:08,236 Hi everyo... ahh! 616 00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:11,105 Hello, fianc�e, who is marrying me. 617 00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:13,979 Welcome to our engagement party. 618 00:28:15,231 --> 00:28:17,044 Bunny! I wasn't expecting you. 619 00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:18,382 Yeah, nice blazer. 620 00:28:19,151 --> 00:28:20,381 You didn't call. 621 00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:22,716 I got two phones with the exact same number 622 00:28:22,721 --> 00:28:23,821 so I didn't miss you. 623 00:28:25,124 --> 00:28:26,687 And Amon too! 624 00:28:26,692 --> 00:28:28,489 Well, your sister mentioned 625 00:28:28,494 --> 00:28:29,858 - Ow! - ... the party, and I thought... 626 00:28:29,862 --> 00:28:32,490 maybe I might be of service. 627 00:28:32,495 --> 00:28:34,495 Raise your hand if you need servicing. 628 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,434 - I'd like to hit that. - Uh... 629 00:28:39,534 --> 00:28:40,867 Bunny? Come with me. 630 00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:45,389 This is your sister's engagement party. 631 00:28:45,394 --> 00:28:46,857 Did you have to go full on whore? 632 00:28:46,862 --> 00:28:48,892 I do look great. Nedley? 633 00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:51,829 Get Bunny a nice glass of water, okay? 634 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,535 (WHISPERING): Give her all the boozes, alright? 635 00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:56,099 Get her so sloshed she thinks she's Jann Arden. 636 00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:58,302 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 637 00:28:58,307 --> 00:29:00,441 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 638 00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:06,848 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 639 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,449 (MUSIC DRONING OUT) 640 00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:15,485 Cheese and crackers, Bonita. 641 00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,955 You know, you haven't looked this great since church camp. 642 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,160 You get your hair done? 643 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,463 And that's when I knew... 644 00:29:26,468 --> 00:29:29,633 not only was I going to win the bullfight, 645 00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:32,970 but I was gonna become Spain's champion matador. 646 00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:34,671 She's a vegan. 647 00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:36,206 (GASPING) Amon? 648 00:29:36,211 --> 00:29:39,810 I am extremely interested in bull riding. 649 00:29:39,815 --> 00:29:42,179 Or being ridden like one. 650 00:29:42,184 --> 00:29:43,213 Okay! 651 00:29:43,218 --> 00:29:44,986 Why are you doing this? 652 00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,985 Because Waverly's never inviting you 653 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:50,190 to motorboat in her marina! 654 00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:52,489 - Wynonna! - Everybody loves Waverly! 655 00:29:52,494 --> 00:29:55,058 It's always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly! 656 00:29:55,063 --> 00:29:56,627 (BUNNY OVER SPEAKERS): Excuse me? 657 00:29:56,632 --> 00:29:59,162 This is a love song, and I am sending it out 658 00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:02,633 to... the most beautiful woman in the world. 659 00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:03,934 Zo� Kravitz? 660 00:30:03,939 --> 00:30:05,435 Waverly Earp. 661 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,638 - Oh, God. - (WYNONNA WHINES) 662 00:30:07,643 --> 00:30:10,974 - (GUITAR MELODY) - ? How do you cool your lips ? 663 00:30:10,979 --> 00:30:13,043 - (AMON GRUMBLING) - Hey, hey! 664 00:30:13,048 --> 00:30:16,851 ? After a summer's kiss ? 665 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,951 - ? How do you... ? - (WHISPERING): Stop it! 666 00:30:20,956 --> 00:30:22,219 Wait! 667 00:30:22,224 --> 00:30:24,354 - I don't know. - Oh, my God. 668 00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:27,891 ? After the body bliss ? 669 00:30:27,896 --> 00:30:29,559 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 670 00:30:29,564 --> 00:30:32,696 Mam said everyone associated with the Earps were all evil, 671 00:30:32,701 --> 00:30:35,102 and that all you wanted was for us to die. 672 00:30:36,405 --> 00:30:39,770 My mama, Alice, taught me if a worthy person needs help, 673 00:30:39,775 --> 00:30:41,505 you help. 674 00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:43,277 (CLEO CHUCKLES) 675 00:30:44,579 --> 00:30:46,243 Worthy? 676 00:30:46,248 --> 00:30:49,583 She had big plans. A legacy to fulfill. 677 00:30:50,452 --> 00:30:53,450 And now I'm too stupid and too alone to fulfill them. 678 00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:55,089 (SOFT MUSIC) 679 00:30:56,591 --> 00:30:58,459 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 680 00:31:00,929 --> 00:31:02,897 You look at yourself. 681 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:05,766 I hate my stupid face. 682 00:31:07,102 --> 00:31:08,832 Your eyes are sharp. 683 00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:11,272 That is where the beauty is. 684 00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:13,641 You survived. 685 00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,816 And no vindictive old woman's words 686 00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:18,551 can take that away from you. 687 00:31:18,556 --> 00:31:20,920 It's your turn to do whatever you want, 688 00:31:20,925 --> 00:31:22,793 on your terms. 689 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,220 Be your own legacy, Cleo. 690 00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:35,629 Why are you helping me? 691 00:31:37,466 --> 00:31:39,367 It's what I do. 692 00:31:41,737 --> 00:31:43,938 I'm a damn good sidekick. 693 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,608 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 694 00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:50,273 (BUNNY SINGING) 695 00:31:50,278 --> 00:31:52,613 (BUNNY AND NEDLEY SINGING): Insensitive! 696 00:31:53,815 --> 00:31:56,079 - Hey, hey, hey! - I, too, have a song. 697 00:31:56,084 --> 00:31:58,015 You don't come in on Bunny's territory! 698 00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:00,951 (NICOLE SINGING): Oh I love you, love you, love you... 699 00:32:00,956 --> 00:32:02,519 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 700 00:32:02,524 --> 00:32:05,856 (WYNONNA SINGING): Ride my bull! 701 00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:08,759 (BUNNY): Guys, you're ruining everything! 702 00:32:08,764 --> 00:32:10,494 (CLATTERING) 703 00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:12,299 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 704 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,432 Nedley. 705 00:32:15,437 --> 00:32:16,900 (SINGING, SHOUTING) 706 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:20,005 (ARGUING CONTINUES) 707 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,642 (BUNNY): You're ruining everything! 708 00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,509 (CLATTERING) 709 00:32:25,514 --> 00:32:27,184 - (WHISPERING): I need your help. - (NICOLE): Waverly? 710 00:32:27,188 --> 00:32:28,498 Turns out I've been passing on 711 00:32:28,502 --> 00:32:30,258 - a love disease! - (OVERLAPPING BACKGROUND CHATTER) 712 00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:32,782 No! Not that kind of love disease! 713 00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:33,887 Baby, do you need help? 714 00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:36,456 This one gives people insane feelings of adoration 715 00:32:36,461 --> 00:32:38,925 - for the next person they see. - Waverly, I know you want it. 716 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:41,625 I need you to come down to Shorty's. Please! 717 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:43,864 You're the only one unaffected! 718 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,230 (EXCITED SQUEALING) 719 00:32:47,235 --> 00:32:50,135 Nobody has ever talked to me like that. 720 00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:52,739 I should be on my way. 721 00:32:52,744 --> 00:32:54,494 It makes me happy that Mam and Nicole's 722 00:32:54,499 --> 00:32:56,830 - covenant for you went bust. - Nicole? 723 00:32:56,835 --> 00:32:57,998 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 724 00:32:58,003 --> 00:32:59,370 Yeah. 725 00:33:00,415 --> 00:33:02,746 Mam helped her get Waverly 726 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:04,548 out of the garden, 727 00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:06,516 in exchange for... 728 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:08,389 well, you. 729 00:33:09,724 --> 00:33:11,025 (DOC EXHALES) 730 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:14,024 I understand. 731 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:16,097 Unfortunately. 732 00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:20,101 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 733 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:25,272 (CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 734 00:33:29,711 --> 00:33:31,875 (CAR STARTS) 735 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,014 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 736 00:33:37,352 --> 00:33:39,720 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 737 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:50,927 (CHAIN CLANKING) 738 00:33:50,932 --> 00:33:52,833 (LOW GROWLING) 739 00:33:59,908 --> 00:34:01,538 (SCREAMING) 740 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,707 The hummus! I hand squished it myself! 741 00:34:03,712 --> 00:34:05,775 Get your bean hands off of my guitar! 742 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,911 A lady should not have to ask twice. 743 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,813 (BUNNY): Randy, you're not helping! 744 00:34:09,818 --> 00:34:12,182 - (NICOLE): Stay out of this! - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 745 00:34:12,187 --> 00:34:14,217 Doc! Thank Eros. 746 00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:17,120 - That is so hot! - Can't we just be friends? 747 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,890 Well, don't just stand there, distract Wynonna! 748 00:34:19,895 --> 00:34:21,825 - I'd rather not. - (BALLOONS POPPING) 749 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,330 Damn it, Doc! 750 00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:25,765 Alright, by grabs. 751 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,300 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 752 00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:31,935 Excuse me, I've got an online order here for a Waverly Earp? 753 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,603 Demetri! Hi! 754 00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,438 - ... karaokier! - Guys! 755 00:34:35,443 --> 00:34:37,874 - Look what we've done! - Where's the sparkle jar? 756 00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,075 I left it at home. 757 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,745 Ow! Stop it! 758 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:42,750 You may have... 759 00:34:42,755 --> 00:34:44,218 I'm giving you a golden shower 760 00:34:44,223 --> 00:34:45,315 whether you like it or not! 761 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,751 Wyno... No! 762 00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,557 - Ah! - Whoa! 763 00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:52,689 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 764 00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:55,661 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 765 00:35:11,054 --> 00:35:12,484 Can't believe I'm friends 766 00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,286 with the greatest gunslinger that ever lived. 767 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:16,921 Doc mother-kissing Holliday. 768 00:35:16,926 --> 00:35:19,791 Are you kidding? I cannot believe I am amigos 769 00:35:19,796 --> 00:35:23,361 with four-time curling champion Randy Nedley. 770 00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:24,863 I love you. 771 00:35:24,868 --> 00:35:28,466 You hiding a fluffy little bunny tail in those slacks? 772 00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:29,771 You wanna check? 773 00:35:29,776 --> 00:35:31,076 You know, I suddenly wonder, 774 00:35:31,081 --> 00:35:32,413 if you weren't gonna be my sister-in-law, 775 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:35,273 - could we do things? - Mmm, Nicole. 776 00:35:35,278 --> 00:35:37,976 I love you more than whisky. 777 00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:39,978 But I think you're driving this bus somewhere 778 00:35:39,983 --> 00:35:41,279 we don't want it to go. 779 00:35:41,284 --> 00:35:43,448 Your spit destroys love? 780 00:35:43,453 --> 00:35:45,984 The universe craves balance. 781 00:35:45,989 --> 00:35:47,952 You could've just told me that! 782 00:35:47,957 --> 00:35:49,921 Should we get naked anyway? 783 00:35:49,926 --> 00:35:53,729 - Just for... science. - Okie dokie... 784 00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:57,499 Can I cut in? Hmm... 785 00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:03,305 I cannot. 786 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,538 Sorry brother, may I? 787 00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:08,373 (SIGHING) 788 00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:10,078 (CHUCKLING) 789 00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:16,318 (SOFT MUSIC) 790 00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:23,588 I can almost see the love vibrating off them. 791 00:36:23,593 --> 00:36:25,356 (DEMETRI): It's fake, pumpkin. 792 00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:28,493 Your insane sister caused it with a glitter bomb. 793 00:36:28,498 --> 00:36:30,499 You're always so... 794 00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:33,368 ... sad. 795 00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:35,767 Wait. 796 00:36:35,772 --> 00:36:38,574 Not just sad. 797 00:36:40,944 --> 00:36:43,011 What was their name? 798 00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:48,613 Amon. 799 00:36:48,618 --> 00:36:49,847 What? 800 00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:51,282 Yeah. 801 00:36:51,287 --> 00:36:54,490 After two years, he changed the locks. 802 00:36:55,725 --> 00:36:58,026 He said I bored him. 803 00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:02,798 Your heartbreak proved that love... 804 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,734 does exist. 805 00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:10,335 And their love for one another, it's not fake. 806 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:13,942 It just gets buried day-to-day 807 00:37:14,744 --> 00:37:16,411 under hurt... 808 00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:19,210 and pride. 809 00:37:19,215 --> 00:37:22,080 It doesn't always last forever, 810 00:37:22,085 --> 00:37:24,215 but it's real. 811 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,354 (SCOFFING) 812 00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:29,821 Fine. 813 00:37:29,826 --> 00:37:31,483 I'll take the Cupid power back. 814 00:37:31,488 --> 00:37:34,359 But you have to help me unmess your mess. 815 00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:35,893 Fine. 816 00:37:35,898 --> 00:37:38,062 Aim for the butts. 817 00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:39,731 Love lives in the butt. 818 00:37:39,736 --> 00:37:41,599 - (SINISTER MUSIC) - Who's there? 819 00:37:41,604 --> 00:37:43,668 - (DEEP VOICE): Rachel? - Billy? 820 00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:45,240 I want to go home. 821 00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:47,505 (SPITTING) 822 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:49,945 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 823 00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:55,684 (SPITTING) 824 00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,122 I don't want to let go. 825 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,497 (SPITTING) 826 00:38:12,502 --> 00:38:14,269 - Ah. - (SPITTING) 827 00:38:15,405 --> 00:38:17,268 Well, this is weird. 828 00:38:17,273 --> 00:38:18,302 Understatement. 829 00:38:18,307 --> 00:38:20,305 - (SPITTING) - Ow! Randy! 830 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,639 (DEMETRI): Oh, nailed it! 831 00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:24,613 Oh, we can never speak of this again. 832 00:38:27,383 --> 00:38:29,383 (SNORTING) 833 00:38:29,388 --> 00:38:30,388 (LAUGHING) 834 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,393 (DOOR CLOSES) 835 00:38:31,398 --> 00:38:32,898 - Yes! - We did it! 836 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,446 (LAUGHING) 837 00:38:36,451 --> 00:38:39,453 So, I don't exactly understand what happened, but... 838 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,520 You still seem to love me, so... 839 00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:45,989 - I do. - (DOOR CLOSES) 840 00:38:45,994 --> 00:38:48,859 And I think we settled on a medium fussy wedding. 841 00:38:48,864 --> 00:38:50,427 Perfect. 842 00:38:50,432 --> 00:38:52,300 (GIGGLING) 843 00:38:53,969 --> 00:38:55,499 Well... 844 00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:58,368 I chose you, Waverly Earp, 845 00:38:58,373 --> 00:39:01,038 because I hadn't seen anyone this in love. 846 00:39:01,043 --> 00:39:05,208 - Not since... forever. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 847 00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:08,678 Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty. 848 00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,214 Alright? Yeah, their burgers are coming in a sec. 849 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:12,983 Yeah, they're still warm! 850 00:39:12,988 --> 00:39:16,253 Whichever one of us kids became Clanton heir... 851 00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:20,223 you planned for us to turn you into a Reaper, right? 852 00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:22,375 To join those we'd lost. 853 00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:24,981 And together, we'd avenge our name. 854 00:39:27,002 --> 00:39:29,333 And I will do that, Mam. 855 00:39:29,338 --> 00:39:30,834 (FLIES BUZZING) 856 00:39:30,839 --> 00:39:32,636 I'll destroy them. 857 00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:35,209 All of them, just like you wanted. 858 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,877 But you're never gonna see it. 859 00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:43,076 Did you really think I'd forgive you 860 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,581 for killing Billy? 861 00:39:44,586 --> 00:39:47,384 (INTENSE MUSIC) 862 00:39:47,389 --> 00:39:49,186 - Dinner, everybody! - (GROWLING) 863 00:39:49,191 --> 00:39:52,188 Who's ready for some rotten old bitch? 864 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:54,359 (CREATURES SCREECHING) 865 00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:02,412 Jesus Christ! 866 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,647 Okay. Hey, Bunny! 867 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,099 Do you need us to give you a ride home? 868 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,435 - What, do you think I'm drunk? - I am drunk. 869 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,570 I'm as drunk as a bum the day the cheques come out! 870 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,815 Oh, boy. 871 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,416 You guys are really, really special. 872 00:40:13,421 --> 00:40:15,613 And the love you have for each other is... 873 00:40:15,618 --> 00:40:17,181 nothing short of inspiring. 874 00:40:17,186 --> 00:40:20,184 Oh. That actually means a lot that you said that. 875 00:40:20,189 --> 00:40:21,560 Yeah, it'd mean a lot more if she meant it. 876 00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:23,064 No, no, no. I mean it. 877 00:40:23,069 --> 00:40:25,433 Anyone that doesn't think so... 878 00:40:25,438 --> 00:40:28,507 Just because you share four breasts... 879 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:31,953 they're a bunch of dumdums. 880 00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:33,704 (CHUCKLING) 881 00:40:33,709 --> 00:40:35,739 You sure we can't give you a ride home? 882 00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:38,375 Randy Nedley is going to give me a ride home. 883 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,781 Oh! 884 00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:42,962 Well, have a nice evening, lesbians. 885 00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:44,764 Uh, Waverly's bisexual. 886 00:40:44,769 --> 00:40:47,271 Yeah, well, just say horny. 887 00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:52,449 And she's back. 888 00:40:52,454 --> 00:40:53,784 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 889 00:40:53,789 --> 00:40:56,724 Surely there are other bars for you to drink in. 890 00:40:58,027 --> 00:40:59,523 (WEAPON POWERING UP) 891 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,692 I came for the entertainment. 892 00:41:01,697 --> 00:41:03,698 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 893 00:41:05,234 --> 00:41:07,531 Now there's the Earp sister I like. 894 00:41:07,536 --> 00:41:10,605 Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag. 895 00:41:14,009 --> 00:41:16,140 I wasn't sure if you'd be alone. 896 00:41:16,145 --> 00:41:18,376 Demetri? 897 00:41:18,381 --> 00:41:21,345 He left after I let him yell some nonsense 898 00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:24,352 about how I have no soul. 899 00:41:25,602 --> 00:41:27,469 Hmm. (WYNONNA CHUCKLES) 900 00:41:29,024 --> 00:41:30,525 Been there. 901 00:41:32,226 --> 00:41:33,826 Hated it. 902 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:39,165 I was mostly bored. I guess I am a monster. 903 00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:43,771 Who gives a fuck? 904 00:41:45,984 --> 00:41:47,681 I thought you wanted to kill me. 905 00:41:47,686 --> 00:41:50,184 All I want is... 906 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:53,858 to stop feeling guilty for what I am. 907 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,030 When what I am... 908 00:41:58,035 --> 00:42:00,070 is necessary. 909 00:42:01,078 --> 00:42:02,578 You're a... 910 00:42:03,614 --> 00:42:05,715 You're a confusing woman. 911 00:42:08,731 --> 00:42:10,465 Flexible, too. 912 00:42:16,656 --> 00:42:17,919 Are you gonna tell me 913 00:42:17,924 --> 00:42:20,259 you're in love with my sister now? 914 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,121 - No, ma'am. - Good. 915 00:42:27,258 --> 00:42:29,522 Now show me how you ride that bull. 916 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:30,960 (AMON GASPS) 917 00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:45,672 Billy? 918 00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:51,247 Welcome home, little brother. 919 00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:55,831 It's time we took back what's ours. 920 00:42:55,881 --> 00:43:00,431 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61904

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