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[Wind whistling]
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(Charlie)
People always say...
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there's no such thing
as the perfect crime.
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But I don't agree with that.
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If you plan things
carefully enough...
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if you think through
every last detail...
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if you have nerves of steel...
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if you can remain calm
no matter what happens...
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there should be no problem
you can't handle.
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It's really all
a matter of character.
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Of course,
if I had any character...
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I wouldn't have stolen
$2 million from my boss.
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Christmas Eve.
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Ho, ho, fucking ho.
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[Little Drummer Boy playing]
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[Rain pattering]
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[People chattering]
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[Coughs]
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Well? How did it go?
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Good. Went good.
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How much?
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A lot.
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Am I gonna have to slap
the shit out of you? How much?
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Vic, it's a great big
fucking pile of money.
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$2,147,000 and change.
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Hmm.
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My God,
we're actually doing this.
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No, we're not doing it.
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It's already done.
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[Little Drummer Boy playing]
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(Vic)
Look, don't be so worried.
The hard part's done already.
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Everything worked
just like you said it would.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Just act normal
for a few hours
and we're home free.
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(Vic)
Okay?
Okay.
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Okay.
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You wanna take the money
and not me?
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You wanna take the money?
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No. I don't know.
I was just...
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Well, if you wanna
take the money...
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I mean, if you think
you can do a better job...
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of guarding $2 million...
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No, no, no.
It should be you.
It should be you.
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It's just we didn't
discuss that.
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Are we through discussing it?
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Or is there more to say
on the subject?
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No, we're done.
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Cool. Okay, shut the door.
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Okay.
Okay. And, Charlie.
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Yeah?
Act normal.
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Yeah.
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[Let's Be Gentlemen Please
playing]
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(Sidney)
Oh, good! Good.
No, no, no.
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No, no.
That's none of your business.
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That's none of your
fucking business, all right?
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I don't give a shit,
you toothless old whore.
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[Grunting]
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[Screaming]
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Mom. Mom, I gotta go.
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[Rusti screaming]
Don't you ever
touch her again!
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Sidney! Sidney! No! No!
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Don't hurt him.
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(man)
Jeez, it's Christmas.
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I love you.
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Don't be an asshole.
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Giselle, come on,
hop up there.
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Merry Christmas, Sidney.
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Hi, Charlie.
Didn't see you come in.
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Who gave Rusti the shiner?
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Her asshole boyfriend.
Some dipshit guitar player.
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I swear to God,
if he comes in here again...
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I'm gonna break his
fucking fingers.
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[Ride The Pony playing]
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Jesus, look at this place.
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Just 'cause it's Christmas...
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people all of a sudden
can't look at tits and ass?
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Hi, Renata.
Hello, Counselor.
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Not drinking tonight?
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Just watching the floorshow.
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Sidney, get my favorite
crooked lawyer a beer.
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Actually, I'll take a rum.
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(Renata)
Rum?
Mmm-hmm.
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(Sidney)
Rum and what?
Got any pineapple juice?
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If you got one of those
little plastic umbrellas...
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you can put that thing
in there.
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What?
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You look like the cat
that swallowed the canary,
is what.
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Like you're about
to belch a feather.
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Been working on
this acquisition deal
for a while...
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and it finally came through,
so...
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Is this
a Bill Guerrard thing?
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No, this is a... No.
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Charlie Arglist.
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Man of mystery.
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(Renata)
This mean
you're rich, Charlie?
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'Cause if you are,
we could run away together.
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It's a thought.
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Leaving Wichita.
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Damn right, it's a thought.
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Come the first of the year,
there'll be no more
nude dancing in the city.
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Which means
I'm fucked.
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And don't tell me,
"Move out to the county,"
either.
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Because Bill Guerrard's
got the county all to himself.
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And I don't think
he's looking for competition.
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Isn't that right,
Charlie?
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You should let me
help you out.
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If I was real smart,
I'd see this
as an opportunity.
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I could, you know.
Could what?
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Help you.
You, Charlie?
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If you had that photo...
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Of Councilman Williams
and Cupcake?
Mmm-hmm.
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Vic's got that photo.
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And I know
he won't give it to me...
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because I've asked him nice
and he just won't.
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Well, he wouldn't
have to know.
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Well, that would be
just about...
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the nicest Christmas present
you could give me, Charlie.
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I'd have to think
of something extra nice
to give you in return.
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[Both laughing]
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No. Forget it.
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I appreciate the thought,
but you'd be getting in
way over your head.
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Vic Cavanaugh
and Bill Guerrard eat guys
like you for lunch.
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Sidney.
(Sidney)
Yo.
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I'll be back later
to close up.
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It's against my religion
to give out personal advice...
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but you should either sober up
or get real drunk.
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That's fucking horrible.
Toss it and give me a beer.
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[People chattering]
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"As Wichita falls,
so falls Wichita Falls."
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[Brutally Good playing]
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(Roy)
Have you seen
Charlie tonight?
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No. You just missed him.
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How about Vic?
Seen Vic?
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No. Not yet.
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Of course,
it is Christmas.
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Yeah, right.
Christmas.
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"As Wichita falls,
so falls Wichita Falls."
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What sort of fucking moron
would write such a thing?
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[Toilet flushing]
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(Charlie)
Roy Gelles is in town.
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Vic, did you hear me?
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Roy Gelles is in town.
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So what?
So he's looking for us.
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So maybe he knows.
That's what.
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Roy Gelles doesn't know shit.
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Roy Gelles knows
what Bill Guerrard tells him.
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And Bill doesn't know
shit either, so chill out.
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Then what is he doing in town
on Christmas Eve?
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Thank you, sweetie.
I appreciate it.
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He's got a daughter in town.
Maybe he's visiting her.
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(Vic)
Like you said,
it's Christmas.
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That still doesn't explain
why he's at the Sweet Cage.
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Listen, Charlie, don't go
squirrelly on me now, okay?
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Just stick to the plan.
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Maybe we should leave now.
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Well, we're not going to.
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In case you haven't noticed,
it's a fucking hockey rink
out there.
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Oh, my God,
what have I done?
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What?
Nothing.
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They say the rain
is supposed to stop
by midnight.
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By 5:00 in the morning,
we're in Kansas City...
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where we enjoy a leisurely
breakfast at the airport...
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and by 8:00, we're on a plane
to someplace warm...
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where it's against
the fucking law to rain, okay?
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[Making buzzing sound]
Click.
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Vic? Vic?
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[Siren blaring]
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Fuck me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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(Charlie)
Fuck.
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[Rain pattering]
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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[Clearing throat]
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Hi, Mr. Arglist.
I didn't recognize you.
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Hi.
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Yeah. Boy, I didn't realize
how slippery that was.
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Yeah. Didn't you notice
all the cars off the side
of the road?
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I wasn't paying
close enough attention,
I guess.
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You going somewhere,
Mr. Arglist?
No.
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Hey, none of my business,
right?
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I'd be careful, though.
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We're gonna have this
freezing rain on
and off all night...
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so I'd stay off the road...
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and probably take it easy
with that, too.
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The next guy
who pulls you over...
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might be somebody
who don't know any better.
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I definitely owe you one.
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All right. It's Tyler.
It's R.P. Tyler.
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Remember my name
to Mr. Guerrard.
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I will.
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What is it?
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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Have a merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
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Dickhead.
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[Every Night and Every Day
playing]
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I'm not working Christmas
for no fucking money,
Dennis.
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I'm not.
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I could be at home
spending Christmas
with my kids.
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Your kids with
your husband, Francie.
They in Denver.
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Fuck you very much
for throwing that in my face.
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Look, you can cry
all you want,
but you're still going on.
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You've been here long enough
to know the goddamn drill.
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You wanna work
on the hot nights,
you gotta work on the cold.
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Fuck it, Dennis.
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I'm not paying Bill Guerrard
a $100 stage rental fee...
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so some old pervert can look
at my twat on Christmas
fucking Eve!
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Go dance.
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Tell you what.
Since it's Christmas Eve...
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stage rental's on the house.
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Hi, Charlie.
I didn't see you come in.
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(Charlie)
Hi.
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You mean it?
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Uh-huh.
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(Francie)
Gee, thanks.
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Since when are you a friend
of the working girl?
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It's Christmas, Dennis.
It's God's birthday.
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(Charlie)
Well, hello there, Councilman.
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So, Dennis, you're saying
you haven't seen Charlie,
huh?
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(Dennis)
Charlie? No.
Why do you ask?
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How about Vic Cavanaugh?
You seen him?
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Dude, I don't do henchmen,
man. I do strippers.
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[Grunting]
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[Groaning]
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[People chattering]
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(Charlie)
Hey, Frankie.
Is Vic around?
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He's sitting over there.
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Let me get you a drink.
Thanks.
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Victor.
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You know,
us being seen together,
tonight of all nights...
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is probably not so smart.
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I would have called...
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but I had
a bit of a situation.
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So, guess who's
over at the Tease.
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Roy Gelles.
I just spoke to him.
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You just spoke to him?
Yeah, I spoke to him.
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Come on, man.
What the fuck...
What did he say?
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What's wrong with you?
He just called to wish me
a merry Christmas.
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00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,920
Well, what
did you say?
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00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,560
Well, I wished him
a merry Christmas.
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00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,800
What did he say?
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00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,400
What the hell
are you so worried about?
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00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,920
Vic, I sue people
for a living.
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You sell them pornography.
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Roy hurts people.
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He makes it
so their knees and elbows
bend in both directions.
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That worries me.
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00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,000
Let me ask you something.
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Did I make a mistake
when I made you
my partner in this deal?
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00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,360
Hey! You didn't
make me your partner.
I am the one who showed you...
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00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,120
how to steal $2 million worth
of Bill Guerrard's money.
250
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,160
Then I showed you
how to do it so he wouldn't
know what you'd done...
251
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,560
till it was too late.
252
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,840
What we've done, okay?
253
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,200
Remember that.
What we've done.
254
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,280
And here's the thing
about what we've done.
255
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,760
Mr. Arglist?
256
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,520
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
257
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,160
Left to yourself,
you'd still be on
a barstool...
258
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,880
thinking about
how it could be done...
259
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,840
if somebody had
the balls to do it.
Which is me.
260
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,560
Don't poke, Vic, okay?
I get it.
261
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,080
[Cell phone ringing]
262
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480
Hello.
263
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,280
Yeah.
264
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,560
I know that.
I know that.
265
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,840
I know that, too.
266
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,400
All right,
I gotta get out of here.
267
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,720
So, I'll meet you
at the Velvet Touch at 1:00.
268
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,960
Just like we planned,
all right?
Who was that?
269
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,760
[Chuckling]
Not that it's any
of your fucking business.
270
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,720
That was my wife.
271
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,760
Thank you.
Thank you, sweetie.
272
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,560
The lovely Gladys,
of whom you've heard me
speak over the years...
273
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,520
with tenderness
and affection.
274
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,440
She was wondering
if I'm gonna be home...
275
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,200
in time for midnight worship.
276
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,120
I thought that's
who you were...
Oh, having dinner with?
No, no.
277
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,920
See, Gladys is
on the Subway Diet.
278
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,440
She has a couple
of foot-longs at lunch,
couple at dinner.
279
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,000
Buys her clothes
from Omar the Tentmaker.
280
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,240
But perhaps I'm being unkind.
281
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,160
Anyway, let me out of here.
282
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,560
Hey, Vic.
Yeah?
283
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,800
If you wouldn't mind,
you know,
in case we get separated...
284
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,160
tell me where the money is.
285
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,440
Excuse me, Mr. Arglist.
286
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,080
[Laughing]
That's hilarious.
287
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,120
He's something else.
Yeah.
288
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,000
Mr. Arglist, I wonder
if I might have a word?
289
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,480
Sure. Vic!
290
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,920
Mr. Arglist,
I'm sorry
to bother you.
291
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,880
I believe
you can help us.
292
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,240
Peter Van Heuten
is a friend of yours,
right?
293
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,640
Yes.
294
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,520
He's in no shape to drive...
295
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,920
(Pete)
Charlie fucking Arglist!
296
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,520
Yo ho ho, mo-fo!
What are you doing here, man?
297
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,400
Hiya, Pete.
Merry Christmas!
298
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,320
It's good to see you!
Good to see you!
299
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,880
What are you doing here, man?
The real people are in there.
300
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,320
Let's go in here.
301
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,160
Everybody, I want
you to meet... Listen up,
a friend of mine...
302
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,000
This is Charlie Arglist,
the most talented
and handsome...
303
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,440
mob lawyer in all of Kansas.
304
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,440
I really wish
you wouldn't do that.
Come on.
305
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,520
Come on. That was
Vic Cavanaugh you were
hanging out with back there.
306
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,640
So what?
Hey, let me ask you
a question.
307
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,600
Is it true that one time...
308
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,600
he cut the hand off
of somebody
who stuck their fingers...
309
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,840
up the twazzallah
of a dancer
over at Tease-O-Rama?
310
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920
Look around at the bar.
311
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,560
Do you see a lot
of one-armed men in here?
312
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,160
Because if they chopped off
the hand...
313
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,960
of every guy who tried
that with a stripper...
314
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,840
half the men in Wichita
would be wearing hooks.
315
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,960
Are you trying to tell me
that these are just
normal guys you work for?
316
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,080
What are you doing here?
317
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,240
Trying to get my ashes hauled,
like everybody else!
318
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,160
No�l, Joyeux No�ll
319
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,160
It's all right.
He's drunk.
320
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,040
Sarabeth isn't performing
that function anymore?
321
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,640
Did she do that
for you oftentimes...
322
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,000
throughout your saga?
323
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,200
Occasionally.
Not very often.
Mmm-hmm.
324
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,640
Is she still wearing
flannel to bed?
325
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,840
Silly me.
326
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,160
I thought, until I met
and married Sarabeth...
327
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,880
that it was
only little children...
328
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,280
who wore those things
with the feet sewn
on the bottom.
329
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,760
You could have warned me
about that.
330
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,640
And I'm actually
being kind of serious here.
331
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,320
I tried to, Pete.
I really did.
332
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,480
Yeah, bullshit. I was the end
of your alimony problem.
333
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,000
That's what I was.
Like hell. You were in love.
334
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,160
With my wife.
335
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,480
Love.
336
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,480
Someday somebody is going
to tally up the cost...
337
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,560
of that particular illusion.
338
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,760
Hey.
(Charlie)
Yeah?
339
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,560
Did you ever go and...
340
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,560
[whistling]
341
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,160
The strippers?
Yeah, occasionally.
342
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,440
Yeah?
Yeah, sure.
343
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,920
When I'm really desperate...
344
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,240
or completely shit-faced,
or generally have
my head up my ass.
345
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,800
I'm all those three things
right now, baby. Let's go!
346
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,280
So how you doing
otherwise, buddy?
347
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,800
Great. Great. Really great.
348
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,640
Drawing a lot of buildings.
Making a fucking fortune.
349
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,800
Well, listen.
I gotta make a phone call.
350
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,040
If you just hold down
the fort here and remain calm.
351
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,480
Remain calm.
352
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,640
Big mob lawyer.
353
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,240
[People chattering]
354
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,360
[Dial tone droning]
355
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,840
[Telephone beeping]
356
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
[Phone ringing]
357
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,120
Sweet Cage.
(Charlie)
Sidney, is Renata back yet?
358
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,040
No. She just called.
Said she's on her way.
359
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,640
All right, listen...
360
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,760
when she gets back,
you tell her
I have that present...
361
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,000
that I mentioned for her
earlier and not to leave.
362
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,200
Okay? Bye.
363
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,400
Mr. Arglist.
Councilman.
364
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,920
I wonder if we might
have a quiet word.
365
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,480
Actually, I'm kind of...
366
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,480
Would you be good enough
to deliver a message
from me to Mr. Guerrard?
367
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,040
Wichita is a community
of good people, Mr. Arglist.
368
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,160
Christian people.
369
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah, half of them
are in this very bar
trying to get laid.
370
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,560
That may well be.
But my point is,
some time ago...
371
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,560
in a moment of weakness,
I did a very foolish thing.
372
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,960
And that foolish thing
was photographed.
373
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,640
I believe that photo
is in the possession
of a Mr. Vic Cavanaugh...
374
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,040
an associate of yours,
who refuses to surrender it...
375
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,200
despite several generous
offers for its purchase...
376
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,320
the last of which,
delivered not 10 minutes ago.
377
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,040
People can be stubborn.
378
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,720
Do you think
Mr. Guerrard would be able
to persuade Mr. Cavanaugh...
379
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,760
Oh.
380
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:41,320
...to reconsider if
he understood his own
interests in the matter?
381
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,320
Well, Mr. Guerrard
is one of the most
persuasive men I know.
382
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,960
What kind of figures
are we talking about here?
383
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,560
Are we talking about four?
Five? Six?
384
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,440
Five, Mr. Arglist.
Low five.
385
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,200
Councilman, I think
the photo in question...
386
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,280
might be closer
than you can possibly
imagine.
387
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,600
You've given me hope,
Mr. Arglist.
Merry Christmas.
388
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,720
Wonderful season, isn't it?
So full of
mutual understanding.
389
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,000
Yeah.
390
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,760
[People chattering]
391
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,760
[Trumpet playing]
392
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,920
You gotta know
the whole culture
is in the toilet...
393
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,360
if a guy dressed
like that can get laid
in a place like this.
394
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,360
Hey, you're flipping off
the mob here,
just so you know.
395
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,840
Did I mention to you that
I really wish you wouldn't
do that?
396
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,040
Yeah.
397
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,960
M-O-B, mob. Okay?
All right, let's go.
398
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,880
Right back at you, huh?
399
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,320
And there, that one, too.
There, see?
400
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,000
[Dogs barking]
401
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,800
That's my chair in there.
402
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,880
You wanna know the truth?
403
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,440
[Breathing heavily]
404
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,120
I can't fill it.
405
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,320
Neither could I,
if it makes you
feel any better.
406
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,600
Listen, Charlie.
407
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,640
Before we go in,
there's something
I have to tell you.
408
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,640
It's been on my conscience,
and you can punch me
if you want to.
409
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,600
I don't think
I'm gonna want to.
410
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,400
Back when you and Sarabeth
were still married
that last year...
411
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,400
Uh-huh.
412
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,400
...she and I
were fucking.
413
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,640
No kidding?
414
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:40,520
Like minks. Everywhere.
Kitchen table, your bed,
garage.
415
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,960
Wow.
416
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,640
Jesus, Charlie,
we were friends.
417
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,080
It doesn't make you angry?
418
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,800
Actually, it makes me curious.
419
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,120
Makes me wonder
who she's fucking now.
420
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,440
Yo ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas!
421
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,440
[The First Noel playing]
422
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,840
Guess who I brought with me?
Ghost of Christmas Past.
423
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,520
Ooh.
424
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,440
Marley!
Get the fuck in here.
425
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,680
Hey, everybody.
426
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,000
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
427
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,040
Hello, Charlie.
428
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,240
(Dottie)
Come in
and have a piece of pie.
429
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,160
Hi, Dottie.
No, thank you. I'm fine.
430
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,720
I just wanted to stop in
and wish you all
a very merry...
431
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,520
Screw the pie, you old harpy.
We're here for dinner.
432
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,840
(Pete)
Turkey, cranberry,
stuffing, the works!
433
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,880
Thanks. Yeah.
434
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,000
Yeah. Motherfucker.
Yeah.
435
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,040
Turkey-alurkey.
436
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,760
Pathetic.
437
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,000
What did you say, Stan?
438
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,920
You two are pathetic.
Makes me ashamed to be a man.
439
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,320
I'm pathetic?
I'm pathetic?
440
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,520
Who paid for that
hip replacement...
441
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,760
your insurance company
wouldn't cover, huh?
442
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,000
Dad, tell me that!
443
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,280
And who took care of
your mortgage payments
when you were recuperating?
444
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,080
And when you're
done with that...
445
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,600
maybe you could
explain to me who it was...
446
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,520
raised his only daughter...
447
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,360
to be a cold, gossiping,
hypocritical bitch!
448
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,400
So, Spence, how you doing?
Go to hell.
449
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,000
Don't you talk
to your father that way.
450
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,840
He's not my father.
He didn't even send us
presents this year.
451
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,240
I hate his guts.
452
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,680
Is that right, Charlie?
453
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,040
You didn't even send them
any Christmas presents?
454
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,120
No.
Christmas is tomorrow.
455
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,720
Guess what, Daddy?
I was in the Christmas play.
456
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,720
So what?
457
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,640
All you were was
Tiny Tim's sister, and you
didn't even have any lines!
458
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,040
(Spencer)
And he didn't even
come to watch!
459
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,640
He would have,
but Mommy didn't
send an invitation!
460
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,760
I'm sorry, Charlie,
but maybe you should go now.
461
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,720
And perhaps you would give
Pete a ride home?
462
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,480
(Dottie)
Sarabeth and the children
will be staying here tonight.
463
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,080
Okay.
Yeah.
464
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,200
Listen, sweetie,
I'm gonna go...
465
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,320
and I'm gonna come back
and visit you tomorrow,
all right?
466
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,640
Don't believe him, Melissa.
He's lying.
All he ever does is lie.
467
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,800
Shut up!
468
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,680
Merry Christmas, Charlie.
469
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,360
On the whole,
I thought that went well.
470
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,280
Yeah, it's good
to see the family.
471
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,280
What do you say,
one more drink?
The night is young.
472
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,680
All right, one more,
that's it.
Okay. One more.
473
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,720
Melissa really misses you.
474
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,440
Not Spencer. He hates me.
475
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,720
You just gotta give him time.
He'll come around.
476
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,760
Your leaving came
at an awkward age for him.
477
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,680
A clean break is best.
478
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,400
No, a clean break is easiest.
On you.
479
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,080
Oh.
480
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,480
Are you saying
you have no regrets?
481
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,560
Don't believe in them.
482
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,920
Bullshit.
Everybody has regrets.
483
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,720
Guys our age,
what else is there?
484
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,520
I ever tell you
my father was a twin?
485
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,160
Identical?
Fraternal.
486
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,720
Looked a lot alike, though,
him and my uncle.
487
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,240
Different temperaments
completely.
488
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,760
My father, he's a cop.
489
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,520
By-the-book guy.
490
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,320
Believed in the law.
Wanted his only son
to be a lawyer.
491
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,800
Drank in moderation,
didn't smoke.
492
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,440
Kept up his
life insurance premiums.
493
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,400
Voted in every election,
not just for president.
494
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,440
Let me guess.
Uncle didn't vote.
495
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,640
He said he didn't want
to encourage the bastards.
496
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,680
In and out of jail
from the time he was 16...
497
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,360
drunk all the time,
fucked everything that walked.
498
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,720
Won a fortune playing poker,
lost it all the same way.
499
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,840
Lost an eye in a fight.
Half his life...
500
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,000
So what
you're trying to say is,
you take after your uncle.
501
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,040
[Laughing]
502
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,760
I wasn't finished.
503
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,800
My father was 54...
504
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,040
when he died of
a massive embolism,
right here in Wichita.
505
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,480
My uncle
died the very next day...
506
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,960
in a car wreck in California.
507
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,080
So the point is...
508
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,000
it is futile to regret.
509
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,680
You do one thing,
you do another...
510
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,040
I mean, so what?
511
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,200
What's the difference?
Same result.
512
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,560
How many of these lights
you gonna sit through?
513
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,000
See if I tell you
another fucking story.
514
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,280
[Tires squealing]
515
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,080
Sorry, guys, we're closed.
516
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,480
We just want one drink.
Each.
517
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,240
My friend's a mobster.
You might know that,
you might not.
518
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,960
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you one,
on the house...
519
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,400
if you drink it up and leave.
520
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,040
But I'm not opening
my register back up.
521
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,880
Thank you, gorgeous.
522
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,080
Do you know
where this last drink
is going to take me?
523
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,720
To that perfect stage
of drunkenness.
524
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,160
And then, do you know
what I'm going to do?
525
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,360
I'm going to go straight home,
go to bed, and dream of you.
526
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,400
I don't think
I'd pursue that
particular line.
527
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,040
You with him?
Yeah.
528
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,440
Makes no difference.
It's okay.
529
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,480
It's a free country.
530
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,480
And any man can dream
anything he wants to dream.
531
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,840
And tonight
I'm gonna dream of you.
532
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,760
All right,
I gotta make a phone call.
I'll be right back.
533
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,160
Okay, behave yourself.
534
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,160
[Phone ringing]
535
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,240
(Sidney)
Sweet Cage.
Sidney, is Renata back yet?
536
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,800
No. Not yet.
537
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,320
But you won't believe
who just walked in.
538
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,840
Roy Gelles?
No. Forget Roy Gelles,
will you?
539
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,800
That fucking guitar player.
540
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,760
The one who gave Rusti
the black eye.
541
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,120
(guitar player)
What's going on?
542
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,440
I swear to God...
543
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,080
if he gives Rusti
any trouble, I'm gonna
break his fucking fingers.
544
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,360
What's your name,
jock strap?
545
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,680
Which hand should I break?
546
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,840
I don't have the answer
to that question, Sidney.
547
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,000
Listen, when Renata gets
back in, just tell her...
548
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,680
I know.
You got a present for her.
549
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,800
I hope you don't think
she's gonna fuck you,
Charlie.
550
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,360
Think it's
out of the question?
Absolutely.
551
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,480
Merry Christmas, Sidney.
552
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,080
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, Charlie.
553
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,120
Would you like to know
what you're going
to be wearing...
554
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,800
in my little dream?
Disregard him.
555
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,880
Hmm.
556
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,080
That fish necklace,
and that's it.
557
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,720
Completely disregard him
tonight. He's drunk.
558
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,160
Except for that necklace,
you're gonna be
one naked little Christian.
559
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,160
Pete, not that you're asking
for my advice...
560
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,360
but, listen, I would shut
the fuck up right now.
561
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,600
[Hushing]
562
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,800
Yeah.
563
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,640
Hey. Sporty Nuts.
(Charlie)
Pete.
564
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,000
If you don't get laid tonight,
fish necklace or no...
565
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,240
it's 'cause
you're not trying, my son.
566
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,960
Pete, I hope you're
listening to me.
567
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,480
And if you play
your cards right...
568
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,640
this hot-assed
little Jesus freak...
569
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,000
just might initiate you
into the Campus Crusade
for Cunnilingus.
570
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,520
Do you notice
that I am practicing
non-violent resistance...
571
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,880
in honor
of the Christmas holiday?
572
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,360
[Grunting]
Because that's the way...
573
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,280
baby Jesus
would have wanted me to do it.
574
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,480
That was unpleasant.
I think I scraped my tummy.
575
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,280
[Screaming]
576
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,560
[Pete groaning]
577
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,760
Hmm.
578
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,240
(Pete)
Oh, my nuts.
579
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,440
[Pete mumbling drunkenly]
580
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,240
I got it. I got it.
581
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,120
You sure?
I got it.
582
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,000
Oh, fuck.
583
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,080
[Pete retching]
584
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,400
[Jazzy Christmas
music playing]
585
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,600
Jesus Christ, Pete,
you had the whole
goddamn parking lot.
586
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,840
Why did you have
to throw up in the car?
587
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:37,600
I think that boy drove
one of my testicles up
into my body cavity.
588
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,080
Are you sure?
589
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,640
I don't know
where else it could be.
590
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,320
Okay, bounce me.
591
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,000
[Grunting]
592
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,520
Again, again.
593
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,120
[Shouting]
594
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,800
Now, three times fast.
Three times fast!
595
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,080
[Pete grunting]
596
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,120
[Siren blaring]
597
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,480
If you're trying
to shake the money
out of his pockets...
598
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,120
you gotta turn him
upside down first.
599
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,600
Right.
600
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,160
Think that did it.
601
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,440
One, two. Yup.
602
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,600
We did it.
603
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,680
You have a good night,
Mr. Arglist.
604
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,280
Good night, now.
605
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,040
Take me home, buddy.
I know my limit.
606
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,280
You are home,
for Christ's sake, Pete.
607
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,400
[Pete groaning]
608
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,800
(Pete)
Pants, pants, pants.
609
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,880
(Pete)
I got it, I got it,
I got it.
610
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,360
Do you remember
when you used to live here?
611
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,880
Do you remember?
(Charlie)
Yeah. I remember.
612
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,840
(Pete)
This used to be your house.
Come on.
613
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,640
(Pete)
I got it, I got it, I got it.
614
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,760
I know the way.
615
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,800
Are you sure?
Buddy, I got it.
616
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,600
All right.
I got it, okay?
617
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,800
[Pete exclaiming]
618
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,200
[Pete thudding]
619
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,880
(Pete)
Man down.
620
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,320
[Laughing]
621
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,360
Man down.
622
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,960
I thought I had it.
623
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,680
But I didn't.
624
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,120
I didn't have it.
625
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,760
Man still down.
626
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,920
Man remains down.
627
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,880
(Charlie)
Get some rest, pal.
628
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,400
[Charlie chuckling]
629
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,640
[Snoring]
630
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,920
[Groaning]
631
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,440
(Stroke)
Stop! Stop it!
632
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,960
Oh, fuck!
633
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,960
Oh my God!
634
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,880
Hi, Rusti.
Is Renata inside?
635
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,560
Oh, fuck!
636
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,240
Charlie, did you meet Donny?
Ronny.
637
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,600
Yeah. Donny had this
giant crush on me
back in high school.
638
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,960
(Rusti)
Only I had no idea.
639
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,800
We had two classes together,
chemistry and something else.
640
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,000
We can't remember.
641
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,960
Anyway, so we're talking...
642
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,480
and remembering old times,
and guess what?
643
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,400
We're getting married.
644
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,760
(Stroke)
Oh, fuck!
645
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,440
Great.
Oh, God!
646
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,320
Listen. Let this night
be a reminder to you...
647
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,680
when you think
about using her...
648
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,960
[siren wailing]
As a punching bag.
All right?
649
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
All right?
Don't... All right?
Sidney.
650
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,560
(Charlie)
Sidney.
(Sidney)
All right.
651
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,040
(Charlie)
You do hear that siren, right?
Yeah, yeah.
652
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,800
Look, Charlie,
my blood was up, you know?
653
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,280
My mother's always telling me
I need to work on my anger.
654
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,360
Channel my energies
into something more positive.
655
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,800
Makes me
want to slap her silly.
656
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,000
Jesus Christ, Sidney,
you don't hit your mother,
do you?
657
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,280
Christ, no.
658
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,000
Charlie, I'm talking
about desires here,
that's all.
659
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,400
Urges and shit.
660
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,480
Anyway, I gotta go.
Gotta pick up the kids.
661
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,920
We're going to Six Flags
tomorrow.
662
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,240
Good.
Yeah.
663
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,800
Is she back?
Oh, yeah.
664
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,160
She's gonna be pissed at me
'cause I'm leaving early.
665
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,080
That's okay.
I got something for her,
to cheer her up.
666
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,400
Damn. You can read
the fine print
on the lubricant.
667
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,080
I didn't know you smoked.
I don't.
668
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,320
I guess I thought
you'd be happier.
Happy?
669
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,560
I'm fucking ecstatic.
Can't you tell?
670
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,280
And in return for this,
you want exactly what?
671
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,160
Nothing.
672
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,960
Nothing.
673
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Charlie, I've been hearing
weird things about you
all night.
674
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,560
Like what?
675
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,200
Like waiving stage rentals
over at the Tease-O-Rama.
676
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,640
Comping dancers' drinks?
Not like you at all.
677
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,800
And now this.
678
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,840
Oh, my God.
679
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,640
You are leaving town.
680
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,600
Have you and Vic
been dipping into the till?
681
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Steal from Bill?
That would be crazy.
682
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,200
Well, then there's only one
other possible explanation.
683
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,000
You're in love with me.
684
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,360
I've always liked you.
685
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,240
I've noticed.
686
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,080
[Moaning]
687
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,920
Tell you what.
What?
688
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,240
Give me 45 minutes
to close up, then meet me
at my apartment.
689
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,440
All right.
690
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,240
Okay.
691
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,440
I forgot. Vic called.
692
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,480
Said to tell you
that you were right
and he was wrong.
693
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,160
Something about a guy
you thought might be
looking for you.
694
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,680
(Charlie)
Yeah?
He is.
695
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,920
This was when?
696
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,920
About half an hour ago.
697
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,160
Vic said for you to meet him
at the Velvet Touch
as soon as you can.
698
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,280
You sure nothing's going on?
Not a thing.
699
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,680
Don't forget to come back,
okay?
700
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,240
I won't.
701
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,680
[Tires screeching]
702
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,760
Vic.
703
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,400
[Woman on TV moaning]
704
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,880
(woman)
Harder. Oh, yeah.
705
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,560
Vic, hate to interrupt!
706
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,600
Yeah, baby.
707
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,920
Come on, Vic.
708
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,360
Don't stop.
709
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,720
(man)
Almost there.
710
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,640
Keep going. Keep going.
711
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,360
Vic?
712
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,120
[Tires screeching]
713
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,560
Fuck! Oh, fuck.
714
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,160
[Retching]
715
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,200
[Siren blaring]
716
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,760
Mr. Arglist?
717
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,720
Oh, fuck!
718
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,040
Ouch, that had to hurt.
Yeah, it sure did.
719
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,080
What were you doing?
720
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,960
I was gonna be sick,
but now I'm okay.
721
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Different car.
722
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,120
Yeah, it's my ex-wife's.
It's a long story.
723
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,040
You don't look too good.
724
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,200
You want me to call somebody
to come get you?
725
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,080
No, no, I'm fine.
I'm headed home anyway.
726
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,200
Okay, Mr. Arglist.
You go home
and get some sleep.
727
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,840
And don't forget to put in
a good word for me
with Mr. Guerrard.
728
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,000
I will, Officer.
Officer what?
729
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,320
Taylor.
Tyler.
730
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,520
But it's pretty close,
though.
Yeah.
731
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,640
All right, tell you what.
When you go home...
732
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,600
I don't think I'd come back
out again tonight,
if I were you.
733
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,960
No, I probably won't.
Good night to you.
734
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,840
Happy holidays.
Okay. All the best.
735
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,720
[Bells tinkling]
736
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,920
[Gun firing]
737
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,760
(Charlie)
Oh, fuck.
738
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,520
[Phone ringing]
739
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,520
Hello?
(Charlie)
Renata.
740
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,800
(Renata)
Charlie.
Listen.
741
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,960
You were right.
Vic and I have been skimming.
742
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,040
Well, duh.
743
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,120
I think Roy Gelles
must have found out...
744
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,680
and I think
he might have killed Vic.
745
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,040
That's terrible.
746
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,440
So, I was thinking
it might be best
if I left town.
747
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,680
I was wondering
if you wanted to come with me.
748
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,680
You have the money?
What?
749
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,000
Which...
The money we're talking about.
750
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,760
That you and Vic
have been skimming.
751
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,360
Try to keep up, okay?
752
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,880
No. Vic had it.
753
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,920
So, your idea is
that we should run away
together and be poor?
754
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,240
I thought I'd give it a shot.
755
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,800
Here's the thing, though.
756
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,160
Roy wouldn't have killed Vic
unless Vic told him
where the money was...
757
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,920
which means Roy has it now.
758
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,400
Well, why don't you sneak up
behind him...
759
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,000
and hit him over the head
with something and take it?
760
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,560
Me? You want me
to sneak up on Roy Gelles?
761
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,160
Charlie, think of this
as your defining moment.
762
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,400
This is your chance
to be something more.
763
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,000
Like a murderer?
764
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,320
This is your chance
to start over, Charlie.
765
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,480
Our chance,
if that's what you want.
766
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,000
If that's what I want.
767
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,240
Listen, I just gotta
ask you one thing.
768
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,760
What?
769
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,400
I didn't have
a specific question planned.
770
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,200
Nothing, sorry.
771
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,480
Well, then...
772
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,960
[The Chipmunk Song playing]
773
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,120
[Whispering]
Gladys.
774
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,680
Gladys, it's me,
Charlie Arglist.
775
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,360
Gladys, where is Vic?
776
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,280
[Glass shattering]
It's a sweet thought, Charlie.
But she's already dead.
777
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,680
Jesus Christ,
you scared the fuck out of me!
778
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,360
I thought you were dead!
I thought Roy killed you.
779
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,000
Well, he was going to.
780
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,800
But he got sidetracked.
You should have been there.
781
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,520
He actually threatened
to shoot Gladys...
782
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,640
if I didn't tell him
where the money was.
783
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,680
But I think he was counting...
784
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,080
on a level of commitment
and affection between
her and me...
785
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,440
that just simply wasn't there.
786
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,680
Where is he now?
787
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,760
Follow me.
You're gonna love this.
788
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,120
Hey, Roy!
789
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,160
[Roy grunting]
790
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,200
You still alive in there?
791
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,600
[Roy grunting]
792
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,160
You didn't asphyxiate yet,
did you?
793
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,040
(Roy)
Hey, Vic.
794
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,640
Come a little closer,
so I can talk to you.
795
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,840
What's that, Roy?
796
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,840
[Gun firing]
797
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,040
Jesus fucking Christ!
798
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,680
Damn it, I took his gun.
799
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,640
Guess he must have
another one.
800
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,040
Must have.
801
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,000
(Roy)
Is that you, Arglist?
802
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,600
Hi, Roy.
803
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,680
(Roy)
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna kill you.
804
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,840
You do know that, right?
805
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,000
Roy, you must be
one fucking optimist...
806
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,200
if you think you're ever
getting out of that trunk.
807
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,800
(Roy)
Let me out, Arglist.
I'm your only hope.
808
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,680
Actually, you just told me
you'd kill me if you got out,
Roy.
809
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,400
(Roy)
I didn't mean it.
Sounded like you did.
810
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:58,760
(Roy)
I was just pissed off.
811
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,720
It's cramped in here
and I'm claustrophobic.
812
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,280
Come on.
Give me a hand.
813
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,760
Wanna go to the trunk?
814
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,520
Already tried it.
Let's go to the back seat.
815
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,880
Ready?
Yeah.
816
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,880
That's one
big motherfucker.
817
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,280
One, two, three!
818
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,080
[Both grunting]
819
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,480
Oh, God damn.
820
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,160
We're gonna have to
take the door off.
821
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,280
It's not gonna fit.
You want me to get
the Mercedes?
822
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,320
Mercedes? What Mercedes?
823
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,320
My ex-wife's.
It's a long story.
Don't ask.
824
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,320
There is no way
that this thing
is gonna fit...
825
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,080
in a piece-of-shit Mercedes
if it don't go in a Lincoln.
826
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,480
No, they're surprisingly
spacious, Vic.
827
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,280
(Roy)
I'm offering you a deal,
Arglist.
828
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,880
Jesus fucking shit.
Give me something.
829
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,280
(Roy)
Don't be an idiot.
God damn it.
830
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,760
Fucking shut up!
831
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,640
[Roy groaning]
832
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,400
Shut the fuck up in there!
833
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,120
You just keep
your fucking mouth shut, okay?
834
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,760
Piece of fucking shit!
God damn it!
835
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,000
You keep that up,
you're gonna
spring the lock.
836
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,440
What the fuck
were you thinking?
Why didn't you just shoot him?
837
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,200
And then you could have
put him in the trunk...
838
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,680
and you wouldn't need
that footlocker.
839
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,720
Because I want the pleasure
of seeing his big ass...
840
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,800
sink to the bottom
of Lake Bascombe!
That's why!
841
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,840
Hey, Roy. Roy?
842
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,240
I can't wait for you
to feel the icy water...
843
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,240
seeping into this trunk...
844
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,920
shriveling your balls
before you drown!
845
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,160
What if he's reloaded?
846
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,560
Well, he's folded up in there
like a card table.
847
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,440
How the hell
is he gonna reload?
848
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,280
I don't know, Vic.
849
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,520
[Garage door opening]
850
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,440
[Grunting]
851
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,520
She could never
do anything right.
852
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,120
Jesus.
853
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,160
What?
854
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,480
Nothing. I just thought
you were gonna put
Roy in the trunk.
855
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,080
The footlocker might not fit
in the back seat, is all.
856
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,840
You're the one
been going on...
857
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,320
about how spacious
these fuckers are.
858
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,720
And now you're saying
it won't fit?
859
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,240
It might.
I'm not sure,
is what I'm saying.
860
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,240
One night driving a Mercedes,
and already you're an asshole.
861
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,920
Come on,
help me get this thing.
862
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,240
[Both grunting]
863
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,080
Ow! God damn it!
864
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,560
If I could open
the fucking door...
865
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,320
[both grunting]
866
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,120
Okay.
867
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,840
Jesus, Charlie, you're right.
This thing is spacious.
868
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,960
There's no way it would
have gone in a Lincoln.
869
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,960
(Vic)
Give me the key.
Oh, yeah.
870
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,120
All right.
I gotta get my shit.
871
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,960
Oh, Vic?
872
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,360
What?
873
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,120
Whose thumb is this?
874
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,920
Oh, yeah. Good news, Roy.
Charlie brought your thumb.
875
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,640
So, you think you're
going to go back to Florida?
876
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,360
You know,
I've been thinking about that.
877
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,280
Maybe you shouldn't tell me
where you're going...
878
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,840
and I shouldn't tell you
where I'm going.
879
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,280
I just think
it's safer that way.
880
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,320
(Roy)
He's going to kill you,
Arglist.
881
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,200
That's where you're going.
882
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,200
It's the truth, Arglist!
883
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,920
Think about it.
884
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,400
Pay no attention
to the man in the trunk.
885
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,960
He's got a gun, Roy. He could
shoot me now if he wanted to.
886
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,280
(Roy)
Uh-uh. He needs your help
to unload the car.
887
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,240
Once he's deposited me
and his missus in the lake...
888
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,800
you're next.
889
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,800
You know what, Roy?
890
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440
One more word
out of that trunk...
891
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,400
and I'm gonna shoot it
at both ends.
892
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,240
Because the truth is,
I can't remember which end
your head's at.
893
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,280
You know, the fact
of the matter is,
I should shoot you.
894
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,240
What were you doing
in there tonight?
895
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,720
What are you talking about?
Well, you're
waiving stage fees...
896
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
you're comping drinks,
being nice to people.
897
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,760
You may as well
wear a fucking sign
that says:
898
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,920
"Hey, I just stole
a shitload of money
and now I'm blowing town."
899
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,920
For Christ's sake...
Calm down! It's Christmas.
900
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,520
Everybody's nice
on Christmas.
901
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,840
No, Charlie. No.
Only morons are nice
at Christmas.
902
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,840
And that's a lot of people,
too, Charlie.
903
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,480
Especially in Kansas.
But not everybody.
904
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,640
(Roy)
What kind of man
shoots his own wife...
905
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:20,040
in the back of the head
on Christmas Eve?
906
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,480
Roy, he already knows
that you shot her, okay?
907
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,600
[Roy scoffing]
908
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,880
That's what he told you,
Arglist?
909
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,960
What the hell
do I want to shoot
his wife for?
910
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:32,280
Bill Guerrard knows
about this whole deal,
Arglist.
911
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,400
That's not what
you said earlier, Roy...
912
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,600
when your thumb
was in the vise.
913
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,640
(Roy)
You'll never make it
out of Wichita.
914
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,040
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but did I not warn
that asshole...
915
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,080
to shut the fuck up?
916
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,720
You told him.
(Roy)
You got one chance, Arglist...
917
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,040
That's right. I told him.
Take the wheel.
918
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,080
(Roy)
...and that's me.
Take the fucking wheel!
919
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,120
(Roy)
Think about it!
920
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,160
[Gun firing]
921
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,840
Fucking asshole.
922
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,880
Well, I guess
that was the head end, huh?
923
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,440
Where's the thumb?
924
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,960
The thumb,
where's the thumb?
925
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,440
Thank you, sir.
926
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,120
(Vic)
There she is.
927
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,280
It's kind of beautiful
out here, huh?
928
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,160
All right, give her a shove.
929
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,480
Well, come on.
Open the fucking door and help
me with this goddamn thing.
930
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,000
What do you think
we're here for?
Come on.
931
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,040
Jesus.
932
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,160
Hang on! It's caught.
933
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,680
Okay.
934
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,680
[Vic groaning]
935
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,840
(Vic)
Okay.
936
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,680
(Vic)
Now toss it over.
Come on.
937
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,880
For fuck's sake, Charlie,
come on.
938
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,520
(Charlie)
Fuck, this is heavy.
939
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,000
It says, "Keep off."
940
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,400
(Vic)
All right, ready?
Let's go.
941
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,440
Think I'd rather push.
942
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,160
Okay, fucking push.
I don't give a shit.
943
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,560
You're in the way, Charlie.
944
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,280
Okay, let's go. Ready?
Yeah.
945
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,760
[Pier creaking]
946
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,280
[Charlie grunting]
947
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,160
It's falling apart.
948
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,120
You know what?
Put it up on its end.
949
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,560
Just shove it up.
950
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,640
I mean, it's as deep here
as it is any place else.
951
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,800
Just throw
the fucking thing over.
952
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,440
[Gun firing]
953
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,240
Vic.
954
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,760
[Gun firing]
955
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,720
God damn it, Roy.
That was just blind
fucking luck, you asshole.
956
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,520
Give me a hand, Arglist.
I'm all stiff.
957
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,400
Now, as promised.
958
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,440
Well, Roy, the good news is,
you're out of the trunk.
959
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,840
The bad news is,
you're down four quarts
of blood...
960
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,160
and your gun's empty.
961
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,720
[Gun clicking]
962
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,920
I'm going to kill you anyway.
963
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,240
Here, hold this.
964
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,040
That's an unrealistic goal,
Roy.
965
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,360
You're dead, Roy.
966
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,160
Don't just stand there
pretending you're not.
967
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,680
Jesus Christ, Charlie!
968
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,600
Throw me a rope or something.
I can't swim!
969
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,440
I'm thinking, no.
970
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,840
You were gonna kill me,
right, Vic?
You asshole!
971
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,040
Jesus, you're stupid!
972
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,800
[Gun firing]
973
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,840
All right, that's it!
Fuck you!
974
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,320
Look, okay, I'm sorry!
975
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Charlie, I'm sorry!
976
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,040
I'm going to throw
the gun away! Look!
977
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,720
Oh, God, you have no idea
how cold this water is.
978
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,800
Charlie.
979
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,240
So long, Vic.
980
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,920
Don't you want to know
where the money is?
981
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,520
I know where the money is.
It's in the back seat
of the Benz.
982
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,600
Not a chance! Not a chance.
983
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,600
I'm done talking to you, Vic.
I'm through listening to you.
984
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,240
If you don't believe me,
look for yourself!
985
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,360
Only hurry! Hurry!
I can't feel my legs!
986
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,520
I'm dying here! I'm dying!
987
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,200
Charlie! God damn it!
988
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,920
I know what I did was wrong!
But, Jesus! Fuck!
989
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,560
I'm shot, Charlie.
I can't pull myself up!
990
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,800
Please. Please.
991
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,880
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be his name,
because...
992
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,520
We are kingdom come,
and will be done...
993
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,240
and give us every day...
994
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,640
our bread,
because we gotta eat...
995
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,000
Charlie, is that you? Charlie!
996
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,720
I knew it. I knew it.
You're a good man, Charlie.
997
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,240
You're a good man.
998
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,480
Vic, I wouldn't want you
to die alone.
999
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,600
No! No.
1000
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,800
No!
1001
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,680
Vic! Vic, hold on!
1002
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,280
Hold on, Vic.
1003
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,320
[Silent Night playing]
1004
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,360
Is that all?
1005
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,280
Yeah.
1006
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,080
[Beeping]
1007
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,160
Stocking stuffers.
1008
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,560
Big spender.
1009
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,080
Do you have any kids?
(cashier)
No.
1010
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,080
Then shut the fuck up.
Bag it.
1011
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,480
[Phone ringing]
1012
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,960
(Renata)
Hello. Charlie?
Renata.
1013
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,160
I'd just about given up.
1014
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,680
I fucked up.
1015
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,360
Vic's dead.
1016
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,760
What about Roy Gelles?
1017
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,120
He's dead, too.
1018
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,160
Why don't you come over?
1019
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,400
I'll wait here for you.
The front door's open.
1020
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,080
No. I don't see the point.
I mean...
1021
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,760
I don't have the money.
1022
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,320
Vic died before he told me
where it was.
1023
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:08,240
You know what?
Money isn't everything.
1024
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,280
Excuse me?
1025
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,440
You know what I said before?
It's true, isn't it?
1026
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,920
You're in love with me.
Yeah.
1027
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,360
Sure. I guess.
1028
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,640
I've still got to ask you
something.
1029
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:27,800
What?
1030
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,680
I don't have it yet.
I'm sorry.
1031
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,640
But you're coming over?
Yeah. Sure.
1032
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,440
See you.
1033
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,520
(Pete)
Take me with you, man.
Oh, fuck.
1034
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,080
Jesus, Pete.
No, I mean it.
1035
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,520
Take me with you, buddy.
1036
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,800
I can't do my life, man.
I can't do it.
1037
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,840
Just get some rest.
1038
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,160
I hate myself.
I want a new life.
1039
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,720
You don't want mine.
I really do.
1040
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,480
I'm in trouble.
1041
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,000
I'm in big fucking trouble.
1042
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,640
But that'd be great.
Don't you see?
1043
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,400
We go out in a blaze of glory.
1044
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,760
Like men.
Like men, Charlie.
1045
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,920
No goddamn life left
for men anymore.
1046
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,960
Not here.
1047
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,320
This country,
all that's left for men
is money and pussy.
1048
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,480
But together,
you and me together...
1049
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,520
[inhaling]
1050
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,480
[Exhaling]
1051
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,880
Don't you think?
1052
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,080
[Snoring]
1053
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,200
Come on. Hurry up.
1054
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,880
Bill Guerrard
is around here somewhere.
1055
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,000
Oh.
Yeah, "Oh."
1056
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,840
Where is he?
1057
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,640
[Toilet flushing]
Oh.
1058
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,200
Hide behind the door
and shoot him
when he comes in.
1059
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,280
You don't happen to have
any bullets for this, do you?
1060
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,120
[Bill whistling
Deck the Halls]
1061
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,360
Shotgun behind the bar.
1062
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,800
"As Wichita falls...
1063
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,920
"so falls Wichita Falls."
1064
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,720
[Chuckling]
1065
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,680
I like that.
1066
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,400
And I'm gonna give
your pussy-whipped pal
Arglist...
1067
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,080
another 15 minutes
to rescue your sweet ass.
1068
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,120
After which time
I'm going to assume his brain
overruled his pecker.
1069
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:08,040
Well, Bill,
that's just not enough time.
1070
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,400
He lives way across town.
1071
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,880
Yeah? Well, that's your
bad luck. I should be home
in Kansas City...
1072
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,520
watching my kids
open their Christmas presents!
1073
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,120
Now I gotta waste
the whole fucking day...
1074
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,840
Iooking for that nitwit!
1075
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,160
I'll never understand lawyers.
1076
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:28,200
I mean, here they've got
a license to steal
from the general public...
1077
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,000
all legal and aboveboard,
but is that enough?
1078
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,760
Fuck, no!
They gotta steal
from their friends!
1079
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,680
Anybody
but a fucking lawyer...
1080
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,680
would consider
the consequences, right?
1081
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,320
That I would,
for an absolute certainty...
1082
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,880
castrate that son of a bitch
with a butter knife.
1083
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,200
And that would give
a normal person pause.
1084
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,160
But not a lawyer.
1085
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,120
It defies the imagination,
you know.
1086
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:03,520
How a woman like you
could throw in with
a couple of farthammers...
1087
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,600
like Cavanaugh and Arglist.
1088
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,320
Cavanaugh, he doesn't
have the brains...
1089
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,840
to pull off
something like this.
1090
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,480
And Arglist,
he doesn't have the guts.
1091
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,360
Maybe that's where you
came in, huh?
1092
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,400
What did you do?
1093
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,880
Did you encourage them both?
1094
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:42,720
Suppose you do luck out...
1095
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,120
and you get clear of Wichita
with all that money.
1096
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,360
At some point...
1097
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,920
you're gonna have
to get rid of at least
one of the peckerwoods.
1098
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,640
And then what do you got?
1099
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,200
A dick with no brain?
1100
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,800
Or a brain with no dick?
1101
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,280
You know what, Bill?
1102
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,720
You seem awfully tense.
1103
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,760
And I have this idea
of what might help you relax.
1104
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,480
You do, huh?
1105
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:19,520
Mmm-hmm.
1106
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,960
That you, Arglist?
1107
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,640
(Charlie)
Drop the gun.
1108
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,600
Step away from the desk
and put your hands up.
1109
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,480
Charlie,
don't be a fucking idiot.
1110
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,840
You've been watching
too many stupid old movies.
1111
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,720
Why would I drop my gun?
1112
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,520
I don't know, Bill.
1113
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:52,120
Because I got
a big fucking shotgun...
1114
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,320
and I'll blow your head off?
1115
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,600
Well, if you could do that,
you'd be me...
1116
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,080
and I'd be a pissant lawyer
with a case of the shakes.
1117
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,360
Jesus, Charlie,
just shoot him!
1118
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,520
If he was gonna
pull the trigger...
1119
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,000
he'd have done it when he came
through the door, girlie.
1120
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,280
It's something they don't
teach you in law school.
1121
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,120
Which is a shame,
because...
1122
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,880
Get his gun, Charlie.
1123
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,280
Get his gun.
1124
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,320
He's dead, Renata.
1125
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,160
The fuck he is!
Sidney loads
that with birdshot!
1126
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,560
Why would he? I mean...
Charlie.
1127
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,280
...from a liability
standpoint, that doesn't
make any sense at all.
1128
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,480
(Renata)
Charlie!
1129
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,120
Well, Arglist...
1130
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,120
now you've truly gone
and shit in your nest!
1131
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:53,040
All right, girlie.
You first.
1132
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,280
(Tyler)
Mr. Guerrard?
1133
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,400
What's going on?
1134
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,800
[Bill screaming]
1135
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,600
Come here!
1136
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,560
Bitch!
1137
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,120
Charlie.
1138
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,520
I don't know why
I even bother with Kansas.
1139
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,400
Do I hear an "amen"?
1140
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,400
My old man tried
to tell me...
1141
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,160
that I'd be better off
starting a church...
1142
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,880
and letting Jesus pay
for the mortgage...
1143
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,640
in this sorry-ass
backwards state.
1144
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,920
I wouldn't listen.
1145
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,640
Instead...
1146
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:56,960
I put my faith
in naked women and hand jobs.
1147
01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:00,680
Which have a proven track
record everywhere but here.
1148
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:09,600
And now I've been disfigured
by a whisky-dick lawyer...
1149
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,240
who imagines he can kill me
with a shotgun loaded
for snake.
1150
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,280
Serves me right.
1151
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:20,520
That's all I can say.
1152
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,440
All right, girlie...
1153
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,080
this is the one
that's gonna kill you.
1154
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:30,560
(Charlie)
Bill.
1155
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,120
Yuck!
1156
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,520
[Water flowing]
1157
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:56,880
[Grunts]
1158
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,080
(Renata)
I will say, after this...
1159
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,320
the holidays are never
gonna feel quite the same
to me.
1160
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,200
How's the foot?
Shorter.
1161
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,520
You don't happen to have
any morphine...
1162
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,360
or Demerol or anything,
do you?
1163
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,600
Try this.
1164
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,040
I have to give you credit,
Charlie.
1165
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:30,000
You took your own sweet time
rising to the occasion...
1166
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,360
but in the end,
you did the deed.
1167
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,680
'Deed you did.
1168
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,120
You really came through,
Charlie.
1169
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,280
The odds were definitely
against it, but somehow...
1170
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,120
you managed to be
the last man standing.
1171
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:58,800
[Groaning]
1172
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,560
I know what I wanted
to ask you.
1173
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,360
What?
Where are you actually from?
1174
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,320
Originally.
1175
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,800
Why do you keep
asking questions, Charlie?
1176
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,080
What's it got to do
with anything?
1177
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,160
I was just curious.
1178
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,960
Wanted to know
where you came from.
1179
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,680
It's a long story,
Charlie.
1180
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:21,600
I think we've got plenty
of time to get to know
each other better.
1181
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,480
Don't you?
Yeah.
1182
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,720
I guess we do.
1183
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,160
It's just you and me now,
Charlie.
1184
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,080
To the victor go the spoils.
1185
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,200
You saved my life,
Charlie.
1186
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,640
You're a different man,
just like I promised.
1187
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:56,960
Can you feel it?
1188
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,200
Yes. I can.
1189
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:02,840
[Gun firing]
1190
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,840
[Renata groaning]
1191
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,880
Charlie.
1192
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:11,840
What'd you do?
1193
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,720
Oh! Damn stupid fuck!
1194
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,760
You stupid fucking whore!
1195
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,120
You dumb, dumb fuck!
1196
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,160
(Charlie)
Your mother again?
Shit!
1197
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,080
Hi, Charlie. Yeah.
Who else?
1198
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:41,200
Loans me her camper
and fails to mention
that it's out of gas.
1199
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,680
If you've got a gas can,
you can siphon some from me.
1200
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,080
[Wind blowing]
1201
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,800
[Horn honking]
1202
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,000
Charlie.
1203
01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:20,760
I don't want you
to take this the wrong way...
1204
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:26,920
but you're about
the nicest guy I know.
1205
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:32,320
I'm awfully sorry
to hear that, Sidney,
but thank you.
1206
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Have a good time
with your kids at Six Flags.
1207
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,120
Merry Christmas.
1208
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,920
[Engine sputtering]
1209
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,720
(Sidney)
Nuts! Fuck!
1210
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:31,920
[Charlie grunting]
1211
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,400
What was that?
1212
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:36,880
Nothing.
1213
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:49,520
[Groans]
1214
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,520
Morning, Pete.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
1215
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,560
Where are we?
1216
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,720
We're in heaven.
1217
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,120
Mmm.
1218
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:31,240
They got pancakes?
They got everything.
1219
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:32,960
Good.
1220
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,800
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