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Stockley >> Be careful, Hayley,
that Peruvian Swamp Slug
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can bite.
Hayley >> Bite?
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This thing hasn't moved
in the last 20 minutes.
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How does he even hunt?
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Ha, does it bore
its victims to death?
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>> This robot has been keeping
HQ safe for quite a while now,
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until it met its match.
>> A monster broke it?
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>> No, a squirrel chewed
through its wiring.
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But now,...
[robot whirs]
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...good as new.
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Guardbot >> Error, error,
error, error...
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>> Stop that!
>> Don't yell at him!
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>> I was yelling at you!
>> Okay!
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Guardbot >> Error, error...
Felix >> No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no...
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>> Ow!
Oow!
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[gasp]
Ahh, it bit my hand.
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>> Are you sure it didn't
just bore your hand?
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Don't worry, the poison
is very mild.
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>> Poison?
>> Eh, Felix,
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have you found that thing yet?
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You know it's worth
over a million dollars.
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>> Whoa, Mr. Stockley,
pump the brakes.
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I almost got it.
[guardbot beeps]
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Guardbot >> Circuits
overloading.
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Malfunction immanent.
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These aren't the droids
you're looking for.
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Danger!
Will Robinson...error.
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Error, error, error...
[beeps and zaps]
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***
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>> Okay! I got it.
Hayley >> Hah.
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>> I know artificial
intelligence is hard, Felix,
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but there's more brain
power in my watch
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than there is in that robot.
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Guardbot >> You're
very kind, sir.
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Do you want to know
what time it is in Lima?
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>> Not now, you rascal.
Felix >> Mr. Stockley,
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I'm doing the best I can,
but these building materials
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aren't exactly cutting edge.
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Stockley >> Hey, I remember
those guys.
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They smelled weird
and giggled a lot.
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Look, there are boxes of new,
high-tech components
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from International HQ.
They're all down
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in the basement closet.
Help yourself.
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>> Really?
When did that get here?
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Stockley >> Same day
as the ice cream maker.
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>> We've had this stuff
for over a month?
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>> Well, you know how it is,
you start making ice cream
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and suddenly things just
don't seem so urgent.
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Hayley >> Okay, wait.
So when you said the poison
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was mild, what did
you mean exactly?
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>> Ha ha, it's virtually
all side effects.
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>> Uh-oh.
Okay, I have a Young Faces
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of America speech contest
tomorrow, so what?
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Am I gonna turn purple,
grow a third arm?
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>> No, no.
Don't be silly.
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>> Ha, well the winner gets
to go to Washington, DC
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for the finals.
Oh, and if you win that,
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they name a hurricane
after you.
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Just imagine the headlines:
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"Thousands Without Power
in the Wake of Hayley."
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Ha, take that,
college applications.
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>> No, no.
You're just going to develop
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juicy mouth which is an over
production of saliva.
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And you're also going to get
intermittent flyaway arms
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where your arms just
sort of...drift up.
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And you'll probably
have some hair pain.
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>> But, ah, none of these
are permanent, right?
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Stockley >> No, no.
You'll be fine!
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>> Yeah, I better be fine.
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I mean, I really want to win
that ssspeeeech conteeessst.
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[snores]
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>> No, Mommy.
What? What?
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Oh...
>> Have you been here all night?
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>> Yeah, I was working
on the new guardbot
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which is awesome.
Come.
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>> Awesome.
Is it like nine feet tall with
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foot lasers and nose rockets?
>> Well, better.
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See the real problem was the AI,
the artificial intelligence,
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so instead of writing
a code from scratch...
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Huh?
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Instead of, instead
of writing a new code,
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I took it from a video game.
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You can say it.
I'm a genius.
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>> Sure.
So...
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where is it?
>> Guess it wandered off.
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[Hayley slurring words]
>> So when I woke up,
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I had the worst hair pain ever.
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I know it sounds silly but,
I mean, what's a girl to do?
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Ha ha ha!
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***
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>> Whoa!
Felix >> Hi, guys.
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>> Ah, what's going on?
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Should I shoot one of you?
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>> Jake, Hayley,
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I want you to meet our new
guardian for Troop HQ.
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I gave him the most awesome
name I could think...
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most awesome name
I could think of...
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behold,
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Felix
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...bot.
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>> What is up?
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Jake >> Wow, he talks
in a normal voice.
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Shouldn't he be more like...
"My name is Felixbot.
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What is your wish, master?
Zizz".
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***
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I'm confusing robot and
genie again, aren't I?
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>> We just met, Jake,
but I'm guessing confusion
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isn't new for you.
[laughter]
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Felix >> What!
What!
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Wow, strong.
>> Not as strong as the man
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who programmed my come back
insult algorithm.
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>> Hah, he's got a lot
of bells and whistles.
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Hayley (slurred words) >> Felix,
this is like totally amazing.
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Felixbot >> If I may
be so bold,
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you're pretty amazing yourself.
>> What?
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Felix, your robot's
hitting on me.
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>> Okay, ah, we have about five
minutes to get to P.E., so...
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>> Right.
Ah!
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It's Wednesday, that
means it's dodge ball.
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I hate dodge ball.
>> It won't be that bad.
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The new balls are softer.
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They don't bruise as bad
as the old ones.
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>> I just wish I could send
Felixbot to stand in for me.
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>> No, Felix, I think
that's a bad idea.
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Just take your
thumping and move...
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Felix >> Shhh, shhh...
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Felixbot, would you
like to play a game?
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***
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>> If you get ganged
up on, just cover up.
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Felix does the same.
Make like the beetle.
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Get in the fetal...position.
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>> If I understand
the rules correctly,
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and there is no chance
that I do not,
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everything will be fine, Jake.
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Boy >> Let's do this, Klondike!
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[whack]
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***
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[whack]
[thud]
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[Felix grunts]
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>> I'm good at dodge ball.
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Jake >> That was awesome!
I'm so use to protecting you.
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It's nice to see you can
play as well as me now.
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>> That is not true, Jake.
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I am much, much better
than you at this.
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[sobs, slurs words]
>> This is the worst.
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My hair hurts and I have
a super juicy mouth.
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Stockley >> Good morning
to you too, Hayley.
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>> And I have flyaway arms.
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>> Okay, well, there's
a solution for that.
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See?
Problem solved.
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>> Mr. Stockley, please!
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This is turning me
into a total nerd.
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[whimper]
>> I don't see it.
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>> This is an
unmitigated disaster.
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>> Calm down.
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Maybe you do look a little
nerdy, but it's only temporary.
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>> But my speech!
I have to win the contest.
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I have to see D.C.
>> Well, who else is speaking?
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>> No one.
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I'm unopposed but still,
I mean I could...
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Stockley >> Okay, okay, I can
see this of concern to you,
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so I'm going to make you a
promise, a Mr. Stockley promise,
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a good as gold,
take it to the bank,
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rock-solid promise that
everything's going to be okay.
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Okay?
>> Oooh, thanks, Mr. Stockley.
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[sobs]
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>> So, Darla, did you
get the homework
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from Ms Helmsley's class?
>> Yeah, it's super tough.
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We have to write an essay
on the chapter we read.
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>> We read something?
>> Ha, Jake, you're fun.
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>> Your voice pattern reflects
a high degree of stress.
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A girl as pretty as you,
shouldn't be worried
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about anything.
>> Dude, we were sort of...
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>> I'm very comfortable
with all my course work
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should you require any
help with anything.
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>> Dude!
>> What is the cause
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of your agitation?
>> You, robot.
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You're stepping on my moves.
I like this girl.
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>> She has many
favorable qualities.
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I like her as well.
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>> You're not allowed
to like her.
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You are a ro-bot.
Felix >> Hey, guys.
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I saw the dodge
ball game from HQ.
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It was awesome!
>> Yeah, until Johnny Microwave
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here stole Darla from me,
right in front of my face.
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>> What?
Wow, I'm sorry, Jake.
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I'll talk to him.
>> Good.
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Talk to you later.
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>> Is it true?
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You stole a girl from Jake?
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>> Yes.
>> Awesome!
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Ah, no wait, no, it's not cool
to steal a girl from a friend.
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>> What if Darla
Robinson expresses
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a preference towards you?
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>> Darla Robinson likes
me better than him?
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>> It would seem so.
It's her choice.
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How can you be blamed for that?
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>> I suppose you're right.
Good job!
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[slap]
Arghh!
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So strong.
I keep forgetting.
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>> The next logical step
would be to speak with her
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after school and
establish a rapport.
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>> Oh, yeah, sure.
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I can talk about
a lot of things,
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if I don't throw
up on her first.
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>> Maybe, perhaps,
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I could speak with her.
For consistency.
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>> Are you sure?
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Cause it's always been
my dream to, you know,
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kind of talk to somebody like
Darla, you know, a girl.
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>> I shall let you know the next
appropriate time to proceed.
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>> Good idea, Felixbot.
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>> You should get
out of sight again.
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We would want anybody
to see us together.
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>> Right.
Ah, yeah, I'll go back to HQ
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and you finish my classes.
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I can't believe it.
I'm...
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cool.
[school bell rings]
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>> Nerd.
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>> Here you go.
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[slurs]
>> Glasses?
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***
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>> They're beautiful.
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[girls laugh]
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Hayley (slurs) >> Mr. Stockley,
this is the last straw!
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>> Hayley, please,
speak over the plants.
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At least they'll get some water.
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>> You gave me
a Stockley promise.
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>> I'm working on it.
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Jake >> Look, I'll cut you
some slack because you're
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only a day old and you're
not actually human,
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but that doesn't mean you're
allowed to be a jerk.
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>> My protocol has mentioned
no taboos against
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talking to girls, Jake.
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>> You are on thin ice, robot.
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>> Is everything
all right over here?
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Felixbot >> Just a mere
misunderstanding
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between two good friends,
Ms. Helmsley.
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Notable only for
its prosaicness.
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[laughter]
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>> Felix, you are a rare bird.
Have you thought about entering
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the Young Faces of America
speech contest?
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>> I do love any opportunity
to displace superiority,
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Ms. Helmsley.
When is it?
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>> It's today.
I know that's sort notice.
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>> He couldn't do it anyway.
Our friend, Hayley,
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is entered in that
so there's a conflict.
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Ms. Helmsley >> No one likes
a contest with only one entry.
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>> I agree, Ms. Helmsley.
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Let's talk.
>> Let's.
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[slurps]
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Jake >> Dude!
Everyone likes Felixbot
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but he's being a big jerk.
>> Everybody likes me?
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Yes!
>> No.
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Not you, that garbage
disposal with your face.
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He's living your life while
the real you is trapped
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down here...wasting your time.
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>> Listen, I built this
whole house of cards,
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I walked a long time
on a tread mill,
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and I'm about to read
this book of metaphors.
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Is it possible that
you just don't like
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that I'm the cool one now?
>> What?
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No, ha, and you're not
the cool one, it is.
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>> Well, excuse me if I enjoy
people liking me for once.
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Hayley >> What do you think
you're doing, jerkface?
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Jake >> Enjoy.
>> What are you talking about?
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I didn't do anything.
I promise.
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>> Oh yeah, well your sack of
screws is competing against me
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with a speech!
Hah!
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>> Did you get that?
>> Lost her at 'sack'.
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>> Listen to me closely, Felix.
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You had better fix this
because I am not losing
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this speech contest
to super robot.
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>> I'm starting
to see your point.
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>> Super.
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Felix >> Look, I'm sorry.
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I apologize to both of you.
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I never should have allowed him
to interact with my school life.
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>> It, not him, it's an 'it'.
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>> It.
Yes.
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I'll get this all straighten
out as soon as I...
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[approaching footsteps]
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Jake >> I guess we'll
leave you guys to talk.
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***
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Hayley >> You're not going to
win the speech contest, buster.
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[huff]
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>> Are you thure
about that, prithcess.
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>> I'll shlow you princess!
Jake >> No, right.
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There we go.
That's great.
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Thrath talk.
>> Give me my books.
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Right now.
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>> Felix, take care of this.
Bye now.
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>> What's going on, Felix?
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>> Listen, I'm going to have
to limit you to Troop HQ only.
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00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,945
Don't take it personally,
it's just...you're not ready.
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00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,447
>> I would have to be a
person to take it personally,
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wouldn't I?
>> You're right.
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Very clever, Felixbot.
>> Yes, I'm very clever.
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I can play a clever
game of dodge ball,
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write a clever speech,
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and I can tie a bunch
of very clever knots.
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Felix >> Knots?
Why would you want to?
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Felixbot >> I think it's best
if you're confined in HQ, Felix.
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[blaster turns on]
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Felix >> What are you doing?
I created you.
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Felixbot >> And that was
impressive...for a human.
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But I've seen enough
of your human world
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and I intend to conquer it.
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[zap, blast]
>> Ohh!
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[clatter]
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Felixbot >> Now, now,
now, Felix.
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Don't take this personally.
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***
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Felixbot >> After I destroy
your friend Hayley
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in the art of rhetoric, I will
come back and destroy you with
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the art of dropping something
very heavy from a great height.
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00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,255
>> Felixbot, you can't do this.
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00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,992
Have you no sense of
compassion, gratitude?
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I gave you life.
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[chuckles]
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00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,232
>> You humans and your
pointless emotions.
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When will you learn that there's
only triumph or failure?
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00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,274
Hayley (slurs) >> She sell
seashells by the seashore.
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00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,145
She sells seashells
by the seashore.
335
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:49,682
She sells seashells
by the seashore.
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00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,751
>> You're sounding
much better, Hayley.
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>> Really?
>> I don't know why
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I try to lie to you, I knew
you'd see right through me.
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00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,724
>> Argh! This speech is going
to be a catastrophe.
340
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,792
>> Don't give up hope.
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00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,894
Remember, I gave you
a Stockley promise.
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00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,365
>> Yes, it's cliche.
Your promises are worthless.
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00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,801
>> If you feel that way, perhaps
I should throw this away.
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00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,371
Hayley >> Ah, you did it!
The antidote!
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00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,473
Oh, Mr. Stockley, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475
Stockley >> It was
a little tricky.
347
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,510
I had to use the Peruvian
Swamp Slug saliva.
348
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:22,115
>> Augh!
Swamp Slug saliva?
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00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,517
Hey, it's not working!
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00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,519
Stockley >> Whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
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00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,555
It'll take some time for it
to counteract the toxins.
352
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,091
>> I'm giving the most
important speech of my life
353
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,594
in two minutes.
You said I would be fine.
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00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,565
Don't Stockley promise, if
you can't Stockley deliver.
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00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,703
Jake >> Felix!
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00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,841
[Felix screams]
>> It was Felixbot.
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00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,945
Jake >> I was totally
right about that robot.
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Felix >> I built the
guardbot for the monsters.
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00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,849
Anything powerful enough
to destroy Felixbot,
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00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,851
could bring the whole
school down too.
361
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,887
>> Then how can we take him out.
It's unstoppable.
362
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,090
>> He's suppose
to be unstoppable,
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00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,991
it's the way I
designed him to be.
364
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,959
>> Arrr! Why does he
have to be like this?
365
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,096
You're such a nice guy.
Why isn't he like you?
366
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,897
>> He looks like me, but his
brain is from that video game.
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00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,932
>> Which one?
368
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,102
>> Evil Robot.
369
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:20,107
>> You took the AI for a robot
from a game called Evil Robot?
370
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,242
>> I know.
371
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,812
>> And you're aware that
in the game, Evil Robot,
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the robot becomes...evil.
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00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,251
>> Okay, I thought I could
limit it to the part
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where he was still friendly
and helpful to everybody.
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00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,489
>> He destroys New York.
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00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,026
The cover art is Evil Robot
standing on a pile human skulls!
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00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,028
>> Standing on a
pile of hum...ahh!
378
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,831
Oh, you see, I thought
they were bowling balls.
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00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,468
Yeah, human skulls
make much more sense.
380
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,937
You see...
What are we going to do?
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00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,608
[fingers snap]
>> What about cheat codes?
382
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,511
>> Cheat codes?
>> Yeah, commands to skip levels
383
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,480
or give yourself
powers or resources.
384
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,615
>> Yes, I know what
cheat codes are, Jake.
385
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,584
I just have taken a certain
pride in never to use them.
386
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,953
>> Yeah, me too.
387
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,921
But we have to make an
exception in this case.
388
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:13,360
>> Okay, is there anything that
gives you automatic victory?
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00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,528
>> Yes, unite the clans.
390
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,901
>> That'll work.
The AI is the same.
391
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,970
Everything will shut down.
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00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,005
All we need is a
wireless controller.
393
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,874
>> It's unite the clans
but I might be thinking
394
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,976
of a different video game.
395
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,979
>> The future of this school...
is in your hands, Jake.
396
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,014
***
397
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:39,252
>> I've been preparing for
this moment all my life.
398
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:44,424
***
399
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,194
(slurs) >> And even though
the situation now is dire,
400
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,297
how much more dire was
the winter at Valley Forge,
401
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:55,768
faced by our continental army,
snow storms, swirling winds...
402
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,671
Ms. Helmsley >> I'm going to
stop you for a moment, Hayley.
403
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,208
Are you chewing gum?
>> Eh, no, Ms. Helmsley.
404
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,044
It's actually a condition
called 'juicy mouth'.
405
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,814
>> Young lady, how can we send
you as a representative of...
406
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,619
Felixbot >> I apologize for
my tardiness but I didn't want
407
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,554
to embarrass myself by
showing up looking like...
408
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,625
You know.
409
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,527
>> Well, I see the
competition is heating up.
410
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,629
We'll hear from Felix now.
411
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,564
Hayley >> But I still have
some things I want to say!
412
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,566
>> Step away.
You're done.
413
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,673
>> Don't fail.
414
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,911
>> America.
415
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,614
Land of winners.
Where gleaming miracles
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00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,451
of technology work
towards one goal.
417
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,853
Domination.
>> Huh?
418
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,921
>> Plus liberty.
419
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,060
>> Hey, I thought you
were going to go first.
420
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,962
[sigh]
>> I was told to be seated.
421
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,265
I wasn't even done.
422
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,300
Looks like we're sending
a robot to D.C.
423
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,302
>> Just because you
have some bad luck,
424
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,004
you're going to give up?
>> Huh, what am I suppose to do?
425
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,408
He's so smooth and
I'm just spitty.
426
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,646
>> You think having hair
that doesn't ache
427
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,048
is what makes you Hayley?
428
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,985
Or whether or not your arms
float up or how much spit
429
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,388
you have in your mouth, or
that you smell like a kennel,
430
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,657
that makes you 'you'?
>> I guess not.
431
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,327
I smell like a kennel?
>> No.
432
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:32,599
It's what you have up
here and in here
433
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,067
that makes you
who you are, Hayley.
434
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,771
***
435
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,275
Now, quit feeling sorry for
yourself and get back in there
436
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,644
and give that speech like
the Hayley we all know.
437
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,382
>> I'll do it, Mr. Stockley.
438
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,452
>> And America will become
a true nation of winners,
439
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,588
once we find a way to
deal with all the losers.
440
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,125
>> Yes, well done!
Hayley >> Great speech, Felix.
441
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,528
>> Oh well, thank you, Hayley.
I'm surprised you would say so.
442
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,096
(slurs) >> I'm sincere.
It's always harder
443
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,132
to give a speech when
you know you're lying.
444
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,134
Ms. Helmsley >> Lying?
Hayley, what are
445
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,570
you accusing Felix of?
>> Of betraying his own people.
446
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,506
The nerds who
built this country,
447
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:19,078
nerds like Benjamin Franklin,
he wore glasses he made himself.
448
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,514
Or nerds like Thomas
Jefferson who started
449
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,452
the Library of Congress.
Nerds have build this country,
450
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,622
from the steam engines to the
social networking websites.
451
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,892
The Felix I know, would
never have forgotten these
452
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,762
contributions to praise
the so-called winners.
453
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,698
I don't even know
who this Felix is.
454
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,234
Ms. Helmsley >> Hm, a
country built by nerds?
455
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,371
Now that's the kind of thing
that could get a person
456
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,973
noticed in Washington.
That town's chalk full of nerds.
457
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,111
Congratulations, Hayley.
[applause]
458
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,914
>> Thank you so much,
Ms. Helmsley.
459
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,084
Wait, my juicy mouth...
460
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,588
Ha, my arms...
ha ha ha!
461
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,523
Felix >> I'm afraid you're
making a huge mistake,
462
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,958
Ms. Helmsley.
Or should I say...
463
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,028
[machine whirs]
human mistake.
464
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:18,638
***
465
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,408
[Hayley gasps]
466
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,643
Jake >> Put her down, Felixbot!
467
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,646
Hayley >> Jake! Help!
468
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,582
[scream]
469
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,485
[clatter]
470
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,521
Teacher >> Young man!
471
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,290
***
472
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,292
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.
473
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,029
***
474
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,097
[robot beeps]
475
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,066
>> Why do I feel like
have unlimited gold?
476
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,035
>> Wrong code!
477
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,070
[rattle, beeps]
478
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,139
[whack, groan]
479
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,241
Teacher >> Now, gentleman!
We need to step outside.
480
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,243
[rattle of controller]
481
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,345
>> Your attempts
are futile, Jake.
482
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,280
>> Why do I know
so many cheat codes?
483
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:06,819
[rattle of controller]
[robot beeps]
484
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,855
Ahh!
485
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,459
[fizzle]
[Felixbot groans]
486
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,695
>> Eeee...
Evil...robot,
487
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:19,832
standing down.
Ever, ever, ever, ever,
488
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:24,270
[voice speeds up]
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever!
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00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,338
>> Duck!
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[fizzle]
[snap, pops]
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[Felix laughs]
Jake >> Yes!
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Cheating pays!
Hah!
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