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Evan >> Yikes.
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Aaaaah!
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Chucky >> Really?
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So are you in or out?
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I'm in.
Chucky >> Good.
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You'll need these.
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Remember, you try an sneak out
one minute before sunrise,
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you can kiss your Lakewood
Mooses jacket goodbye.
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It's the Lakewood Moose.
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The plural of Moose is Moose.
Not Mooses.
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You want in the gang
or not, smart mouth?
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You couldn't have asked
someone before you had
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the jackets made up?
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Ow!
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♪♪♪
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Man's voice >> GET OUT!
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Forget about the Mooses Moose,
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I'm outta here.
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Arghhh!
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Critter >> And the kid
was never seen again.
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Jake >> Baloney.
That's just an old ghost story
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to keep people away
from this place.
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Then where'd this come from?
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You bought that at Maxi-Mart.
I was right next to you.
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Critter >> Okay, but it
symbolizes the abject horror
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that is Chief Everlasting
Curse Hospital.
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Right, yeah.
Critter >> Okay.
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If you don't buy it
then you'll have no problem
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sleeping here in this
hospital all night.
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What?
Critter >> Come on, Jake.
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It's been forever since
you hung out with us.
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But I was thinking less
spend a night in a creepy
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abandoned hospital
and more goofy golf.
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Come on, man, what happened
to the Tenacious Trio?
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We never called ourselves that.
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But we should have.
Come on, it'll be awesome.
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Great.
Awesome.
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Critter >> Besides, I don't
know how much longer
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I can put up with New Jake.
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What is he doing?
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I think he's pulling
his eyelashes out.
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Fine.
I'll come.
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Tenacious Trio, back in action.
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We never called ourselves that.
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Just go with it.
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Jake >> Shouldn't
we get New Jake?
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Omar >> No, hopefully
he won't even notice.
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Jake >> Felix, do you mind
if I use your doll bag
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for a camping trip tonight?
First of all,
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I don't have dolls.
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Does a doll do this?
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I will feast on the
organs of the insolent!
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Doll?
I don't think so.
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Sleepy time, Gorthar.
Back to beddie.
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I will brush your
hair in the morning.
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Very well argued, Felix.
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Camping trip, huh?
Where to?
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Critter and Omar thought it
would be fun to spend the night
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at the old Chief Everlasting
Curse Hospital and I've been
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feeling guilty lately about
not spending time with them.
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I mean, they are
my best friends.
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Both >> Chief Everlasting
Curse Hospital?
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They are your best friends?
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Come on, you know
what I mean, Felix?
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I've known them forever.
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Yeah, I know exactly
what you mean.
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Felix is a victim of
the seniority system.
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Again.
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Hayley >> Pretty brave of you
to spend the night there.
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They say it was built on
an Indian burial ground
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and now it's haunted by the
ghosts of a thousand Mohawks.
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But, as long as you're
with your best friends,
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you'll be fine.
Stockley >> I wouldn't do it.
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Why would I be afraid of ghosts?
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We're monster hunters.
What are you talking about?
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Ghosts are terrifying.
Why would you even
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believe in ghosts?
You're a man of science.
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Exactly, monsters I can
scientifically explain
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but ghosts are supernatural.
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They come from a world of the
hoo-doos and heebee-jeebees.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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I heard Theo Barbas
did the sleep-over
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and he's been speaking
in tongues ever since.
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Jake >> Theo?
He's Greek.
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He's a foreign exchange student.
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Yikes.
I'm going to have to apologize
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to his parents about
that letter I sent.
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Uh-oh.
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Um, what is that?
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That's the sound of someone
being held back a grade.
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Means I'm going to have
to go talk to his parents.
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That's the sound they use?
It's a cruel system.
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Uh-ha.
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Critter >> Jake, my man.
This is going to be classic.
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I hope you brought a rubber
sheet because you're gonna
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pee your pants.
Man, why didn't you tell me
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to bring a rubber sheet?
You know I have them.
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Come on, guys, can't we do
something more mature like
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put fake puke in the food court
and let the good times roll?
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Fake puke was so two years ago.
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I don't think you're
any fun anymore.
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Should we give him the fun test?
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Fun test?
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♪♪♪
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Looks like he passed.
Never fails.
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No matter what's going on,
that will crack anyone.
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♪♪♪
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Mr. Fisher >> Coming!
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Can I help you?
Stockley >> Mr. Fisher,
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I'm Mr. Stockley the Assistant
Vice-Principal at Lakewood High.
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Mr. Stockley, no need
for introductions.
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What an honor.
A real... educator in our home.
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I have to say, this
is really exciting.
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Well, thank you, I...
You know, just last week
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we had a visit from man
who won a cow
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by keeping his hand
up on it the longest.
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I mean, that was a treat,
but this, this is something.
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Well, the reason
that I'm here is...
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Wait, wait, wait.
Can I ask you a question?
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Well, maybe I should
tell you why I'm here...
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How do you feel about pot pie?
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Well, I'm a big fan but...
Mr. Fisher >> Honey!
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Bring in some of those pot
pies for our special guest.
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Mr. Fisher, the reason
I'm here is that I...
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Is that Camp Winnepasacket?
Mr. Fisher >> Yeah, 1981.
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I was there in 1981.
You were
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a Winnepasacket Beaver?
Yeah.
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Well, then you should
know the secret handshake.
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Ha, it's been a while but...
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Yeah, how long?
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Beaver, Beaver!
Naa naa naa!
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Come here.
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Jake >> This is stupid.
Why don't we do something else?
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Critter >> You
chickening out, Collins?
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Omar >> New Jake wouldn't
have been scared.
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Really?
You're comparing me
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to the guy who was licking
a pay-phone earlier?
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Whatever, Jake.
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If you can't run with the big
dogs, stay out of the kitchen.
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Ahhh!
Spiders! Spiders!
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Don't go in there, guys!
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What just happened?
I don't know
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but he just took the toaster
pastries with him so,
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get ready to rough it.
Ah, man!
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♪♪♪
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The trick is not to let your
imagination get the best of you.
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You think the walls are stained
with blood but that's a fantasy.
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This was a hospital so the walls
were probably stained with...
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well, actually, blood...
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and pus.
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Just don't let the fear in.
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Where are you going?
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Critter!
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There you are.
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Critter?
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Critter?
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What's wrong with you?
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Hayley >> Jake?
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Oh, yeah, he calls you
but he doesn't call me.
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Jake, what's up?
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I'm at the hospital
but something's wrong.
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I think you guys
need to come down.
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I'm with Critter but he's
like... frozen or something.
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Okay, Jake, just
tell me what happened.
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I'm not sure, I...
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Felix >> I'm just saying,
if I see anything, a phantom,
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apparition, orb, my Grandpa
Pep-Pep Louise, I'm out.
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Fine.
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Or a clown.
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Or a clown with
lobsters for feet.
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Or beehives for hands.
That would be horrible.
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Felix, it's...
Oh, I had to think
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of the lobster feet clown
with beehive hands.
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Stupid, Felix.
Felix!
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I promise you're not going to
see a clown with lobster feet
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and beehive hands, okay?
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Um, are you ready?
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Yeah, let me just put
my night-vision goggles on.
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Sure you don't want a pair?
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Makes things a lot less creepy.
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I'm fine.
Fine.
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Your loss.
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Ahh!
Ghost!
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A ghost!
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Oh, it's you.
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Thank goodness.
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Ahhh!
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Yep.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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"In the memory of the poor
souls who were lost on this spot
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in the 1937 Hospital Explosion,
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the 1940 Hospital Fire,
the 1949 Hospital Horror
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and the three brave men who
died putting up this plaque."
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Huh? I guess it's probably
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a pretty safe place now.
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And then, to top it all off,
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I stole some stupid kids shorts
while he was skinny dipping
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and tied them to the top
of the flag pole.
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Those were my clothes.
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Well, technically,
it was my friend Danny
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that did the stealing.
No, no, I'm glad you
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stole my clothes because
something great happened.
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Hm?
I got pneumonia.
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I almost died.
Oh, that's great.
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No no, the great part
is what happened after.
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I met Sara in the infirmary.
My wife!
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You're the reason
we're together.
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Mr. Stockley, everything
in my life I owe to you.
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The two things I value
most in this world.
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The love of my family and
my son doing well in school.
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What is he staring at?
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Ahhh!
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What are you trying to do?
I almost peed myself.
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Again?
Felix >> That was lemonade.
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The cup was leaking,
I told you that.
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Thank goodness
you guys are here.
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We didn't know what happened.
You're watchcom went dead.
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Yeah, it's been acting
funny ever since
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I dropped it in some oatmeal.
Water resistant is not the same
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thing as breakfast resistant.
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What happened to Critter?
Jake >> I don't know.
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Something spooked him
and I found him like this.
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Well, he's alive.
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His pupils are moving
at an accelerated rate.
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He seems to be in some
sort of R.E.M. state.
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I'm entering all this
into my Troop mini-computer.
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I'll see what I get.
R.E.M. state,
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frozen in fear,
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haunts old buildings
and... enter.
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Well, what's it say?
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They make me watch an ad first.
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Okay, here we go.
It says we're dealing with
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a Mind Flare, a Ilithid
or a Wraith.
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What's the reading?
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High levels of an unknown
neuro-toxic vapor.
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It wasn't me.
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Hayley >> Bingo!
Got a Wraith on our hands.
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A Wraith?
A creature that uses a vapor
253
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to take over your brain and
make you see your worst fears.
254
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Is Critter going to be okay?
255
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:56,905
Critter will be fine as long
as he has a strong mind.
256
00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:59,424
Oh no!
We have to hurry.
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Hayley >> You're right.
If people stay under the spell
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too long their minds
can't take it
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and they remain in
this state forever.
260
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,063
We need to split up and find
the source of the vapor.
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Felix >> Great.
We're in an abandoned hospital
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and we're splitting up.
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Why don't I ever get a vote?
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,949
Okay, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
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Totally chilled.
One cool cat.
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Icy.
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♪♪♪
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Oh, Hayley, you promised.
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Jake, Jake!
That's not going to work.
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It works on my Grandfather
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but usually wakes up screaming
and tries to bite my face.
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We should get going.
I don't know how long we have
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before the horror of the visions
break Felix's mind.
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♪♪♪
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Just remember, anything
we see isn't real.
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Take this snake for instance,
if I were a weaker dude,
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I'd be terrified right now.
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Since I can see it too,
doesn't that mean it's real?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Argh!
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Ahem.
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00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,679
Great.
Monsters plus snakes.
284
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,165
This hospital's got everything.
285
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It's coming from in there.
286
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I'll do a snake check before
you enter there, tough guy.
287
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:13,213
Hey, I think we're okay, Jake.
No snakes.
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Jake!
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♪♪♪
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Mr. Stockley?
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00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,996
Hayley, you've missed
a lot of homework.
292
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:39,550
Homework?
What homework?
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00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,589
I missed all of this?
294
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,660
Oh, that's just
the tip of the iceberg.
295
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Let me get the rest.
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♪♪♪
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It's not real!
It's not real!
298
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Jake >> I'm not afraid
of snakes,
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my scream was meant
as a friendly warning.
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00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,071
Hayley?
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00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:30,394
Stockley >> Thank you kindly for
the delicious meal, Mr. Fisher,
302
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,775
but I should probably
tell you why I'm here...
303
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,719
Hold on, hold on.
The wife and I are thinking
304
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,745
of re-upping our nuptials
this winter.
305
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:39,092
How would you feel about
replacing my brother
306
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:41,646
as my best man?
307
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,924
Honey, where's the creme brules?
308
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,995
Hmm!
You were saying?
309
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,343
Why should we ruin dessert
with talk about business,
310
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:51,415
right brother?
Brother.
311
00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:53,348
Come on, Hayley.
Snap out of it.
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Echoing voice >> Jake!
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♪♪♪
314
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Keep it together, man.
315
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Echoing voice >>
It's your turn, Jake!
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00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,774
Ugh... huh?
317
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,810
♪♪♪
318
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881
Huh!
319
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:13,161
Hayley!
Wake up!
320
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:16,025
Felix!
Critter!
321
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,821
♪♪♪
322
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:25,207
Critter, Felix, Hayley!
Get out of there!
323
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,140
♪♪♪
324
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:43,156
Critter!
325
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,193
Hayley >> You're suppose
to save us, Jake.
326
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:48,989
You're suppose to be a hero.
We trusted you with our lives.
327
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:53,132
♪♪♪
328
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,583
♪♪♪
329
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,522
I can't.
330
00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,490
I made a sculpture of us, Jake.
331
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:09,320
A sculpture.
332
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,187
Ahh!
333
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:34,958
♪♪♪
334
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:43,147
♪♪♪
335
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,157
Hah.
336
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,786
Hayley, it's not real.
Can you hear me?
337
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:04,203
It's not real.
338
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,520
These aren't due 'til next week.
339
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,488
Ohh...
Wake up.
340
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:15,835
It's all an illusion like
when I screamed girlishly
341
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:17,802
about the snake.
It's not real.
342
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:22,704
Jake?
It's me.
343
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:26,259
There you are.
Let's get out of here.
344
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,646
Felix, I need you
to wake up, right now.
345
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:36,269
This is all an illusion.
It can't hurt you, Felix.
346
00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,444
And I wouldn't let it
hurt you if it could.
347
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,480
You're my best friend.
348
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,351
You did it, Jake.
You saved us.
349
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,871
Yeah, you're the best friend
a guy could ask for.
350
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,287
And I'm going to pay you
back by signing us up
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to Irish step dancing.
352
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:59,016
On me!
Your best bud.
353
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,190
Okay, take it easy.
354
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:05,574
Hayley >> It's the Wraith.
355
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,611
We don't have our
utility belts and
356
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,613
I don't know where
our circuitrons are.
357
00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:11,580
The Wraith must
have hidden them.
358
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:15,757
Jake >> Stay away from us.
359
00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:26,699
♪♪♪
360
00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:29,288
Let's take a look
at this big, ugly...
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00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,326
Um?
362
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,328
This is the Wraith?
363
00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:37,848
Boy, his hoodie's
way too big for him.
364
00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:42,388
Hayley >> Aw, I kind of feel bad
for the cute little thing...
365
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:47,616
That's for the clown ghost,
you vicious little jerk.
366
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:50,239
Hope you rot in prison!
Not cute to everyone.
367
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,794
Well, this is an evening
I won't soon forget.
368
00:21:52,863 --> 00:21:56,176
Stock... please,
you're family.
369
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,317
Isn't he?
370
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,181
MeeMaw knitted you
this during dinner.
371
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,252
Thanks again, everybody.
372
00:22:05,496 --> 00:22:10,052
Oh, by the way, Richard Junior
has to repeat ninth grade.
373
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,089
See you at the wedding.
374
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:16,172
Hayley >> How are we going
to bring Critter back?
375
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:18,233
Felix >> We'll have
to get him back to HQ.
376
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,442
It's an incredibly elaborate
and scientific process.
377
00:22:20,511 --> 00:22:22,375
It may take a days...
378
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:27,898
or there's that.
379
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:31,246
Man, that is
hysterical, classic.
380
00:22:31,315 --> 00:22:33,662
Hey, Hayley, what
are you doing here?
381
00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:36,424
And who's the geek?
This 'geek'
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is my best friend.
383
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:46,088
Yeah!
Ha ha, number one!
384
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,022
Eat dust, Critter.
I don't see you
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00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:52,578
with best friend
barbeque aprons.
386
00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:56,647
♪♪♪
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