Original subtitles

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GENTLEMEN, MONTHS OF PREPARATION HAVE FINALLY COME DOWN TO THIS.

TONIGHT, AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT,

THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY FINALLY ROB MICK JAGGER.

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE?

TONIGHT'S DIFFERENT, GARY. WE'VE LEARNED FROM OUR MISTAKES, HMM?

WE'RE READY. ROCKEFELLER'S GOT ANOTHER SOLO SHIFT TONIGHT,

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE GUARDS.

NOW I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE KEYS

AND THE ACCESS CODE TO MICK'S APARTMENT

AND THE, UH, RUBBER THUMB TO GET PAST THE THUMBPRINT SCANNER.

YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO THAT BAG, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING

WE ACCOMPLISHED IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS IS IN THERE. UH, NOT EVERYTHING. UH, I MADE OUT WITH THAT LADY, REMEMBER?

WHO REMEMBERS THAT? (chuckles) I DO.

SPEAKING OF LADIES, WHERE'S THE HOOTCHY-KOOTCHY GIRL?

WE HAVE TO LEAVE HERE IN 15 MINUTES.

UH, ESPERANZA IS NOT A "HOOTCHY-KOOTCHY GIRL."

YET, SOMEHOW YOU KNEW WHO I MEANT. I'M SURE SHE'S ON HER WAY.

I HOPE SO. YESTERDAY SHE SAID

SHE WAS GONNA BRING SOME PREBURGLARING QUESADILLAS.

I'M HUNGRY.

YOU CAN GO, GIRLS. I'LL LOCK UP.

I JUST HAVE TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. BYE. GOOD NIGHT.

(door bells jingle)

(knock on door)

SORRY! WE'RE CLOSED!

(door bells jingle)

(man) BUT I HAVE TRAVELED THOUSANDS OF MILES

TO VISIT THIS DINER.

PERHAPS A CUP OF COFFEE?

ENRICO.

PERHAPS A WHOLE POT?

"MAD LIBS," ANYONE? SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHIEF?

WE GONNA DO THIS WITHOUT ESPERANZA? WE CAN'T. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CLIMB OVER THE FENCE

AND OPEN THE GATE FROM THE INSIDE.

I'M GONNA TRY CALLING HER AT WORK AGAIN. I ALWAYS HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT A WOMAN IN THE GANG.

YOUR PEOPLE DON'T LET THEM IN THE MAFIA.

YOUR PEOPLE DON'T LET THEM IN THE CRIPS AND THE BLOODS,

AND MY PEOPLE DIDN'T LET THEM IN THE CULT OF THUGGEE

TO COMMIT RITUAL STRANGULATIONS IN SERVICE OF THE GODDESS KALI.

I'M JUST SAYING.

WHERE MY QUESADILLAS AT?

SHE'S NOT ANSWERING AT WORK, AT HOME, ON HER CELL.

GUYS, I'M GETTING WORRIED.

LET'S GO FIND HER. COME ON.

IN THIS COUNTRY, THEY HAVE A POSTER.

IT'S VERY COMMON ON THE WALLS OF SECRETARIES

AND CLERICAL WORKERS AND ETCETERAS.

ON THIS POSTER IS A BUTTERFLY AND THESE WORDS--

"IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT FREE.

"IF IT COME BACK TO YOU, IT IS YOURS.

IF IT IS NO, IT NEVER WAS."

WE HAVE ALL SEEN THIS POSTER?

YES. MANY TIMES, ENRICO.

NO, BUT I HAVE HEARD A VERY SIMILAR SONG FROM A STING.

THIS POSTER IS STUPID

BECAUSE THE BUTTERFLY DOES NOT DECIDE IF SHE IS MINE.

ENRICO DECIDE.

PLEASE, ENRICO. YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

THEN SPLAIN TO ME, BECAUSE I PROPOSED YOU TO BE MY WIFE.

YOU SAID YOU MUST THINK ABOUT IT.

THEN YOU DISAPPEAR.

BUT I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

FOR THREE YEARS?

IT IS A BIG DECISION.

(nasally voice) I HATE TO CALL IN SICK,

BUT I GOT ONE OF THEM 24-HOUR "SINUSITISES."

I BE BACK TOMORROW.

(Louis) THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD SICK GUY VOICE.

(normal voice) IT'S ALSO MY WHITE GUY VOICE.

IT IS TRUE. THEY DO TALK LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S HIT THE DINER.

(nasally voice) COME ON, GUYS. LET'S HIT THE DINER.

(laughter)

WHY DO THEY CALL THIS A DENVER OMELET?

WHAT IS ITS RELATIONSHIP TO THE CITY OF DENVER? (Esperanza) I DON'T KNOW.

(door bells jingle) ESPERANZA!

AY, DIOS MíO. GET RID OF HIM.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. UH, I'VE BEEN WORKING LATE. I STILL HAVE ONE TABLE LEFT.

HEY, GUYS, YOU MIND TAKIN' THOSE PLATES TO GO?

ME AND THE LITTLE LADY HAVE A PARTY TO ATTEND

AT A VERY FANCY ROCK STAR'S APARTMENT, HUH?

I'M NOT GOING TO ANY PARTY. I STILL HAVE CUSTOMERS.

I'M SURE THESE GUYS WON'T MIND. WE REALLY HAVE TO GO.

LET ME JUST GRAB YOU A DOGGY BAG, OKAY?

AND NOTHING LIKE EATING AN OMELET OUTSIDE

ON A COOL, CRISP FEBRUARY NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY.

AM I RIGHT? TAKE HIM OUTSIDE.

NO PROBLEM, ENRICO.

ENRICO?

THE ENRICO?

GO NOW.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL YOU TELL ME YOU'RE OKAY.

I'M FINE. JUST GO.

OKAY.

WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE A... NICE TIME IN THE CITY.

MAKE SURE YOU GET ONE OF THOSE "SEX AND THE CITY" TOURS.

THOSE CHICKS HAD CRAZY, SEXY BAD MOUTHS, HUH?

(laughs nervously)

(grunts)

GUYS!

HOW THEM QUESADILLAS COMING? FORGET THE QUESADILLAS!

HER EX-BOYFRIEND ENRICO'S IN THERE WITH TWO GUYS WITH GUNS,

AND THEY WON'T LET HER GO WITH US.

ENRICO THE COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD? OH, JEEZ LOUISE. HE IS A TERRIBLE MAN. SHE TELL ME ONE TIME

HE GET SO ANGRY, THAT HE RIP A MAN'S EAR OFF! THE D.S.L. GUY.

SHE'S BEEN HIDING FROM HIM FOR THREE YEARS,

AND NOW HE'S FOUND HER, BUT WHATEVER HE'S GOT PLANNED,

IT'S OUR JOB TO STOP HIM. OUR JOBS?

(Louis) TO STOP A COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD? THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE BETTER EQUIPPED FOR THIS JOB

THAN US, BUT WHO WOULD SUCH PEOPLE BE? OH, YES, THE POLICE!

THE FBI! THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! YOU WANT TO BRING THE COPS INTO THIS? ARE YOU CRAZY?

THEY START POKING AROUND, WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

LISTEN, BESIDES, WE'RE THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY, OKAY?

WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN. Y'ALL ENJOY THEM EARS

WHILE THEY'RE STILL STUCK TO YOUR HEAD. (whimpers) MY EARS.

ENRICO'S S.U.V. JUST PULLED OVER. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

THE HIPPEST OF HIP NEW NIGHTCLUBS.

I DROP PEOPLE HERE ALL THE TIME--

YOUR EURO FASHIONISTAS,

YOUR YOUNG ACTRESSES WITH JEWEL-ENCRUSTED CELL PHONES,

YOUR WILMER WALDERRAMAS.

(Eugene) AW, MAN, SHE'S GOT A FANCY DRESS.

ENRICO MUST BE LOADED. YOU SURE SHE NEEDS RESCUING, CHIEF?

'CAUSE SHE LOOKS PRETTY OKAY TO ME. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BIRD IN A GILDED CAGE?

NO. WHY? WHAT? WHAT'S THAT, A BOOK?

COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.

A TOAST.

I'M NOT THIRSTY--

YOU WILL DRINK, ESPERANZA...

TO THIS--THE LIFE YOU SHOULD BE LIVING,

NOT COVERED IN GREASE, BEGGING FOR TIPS,

BUT SIPPING CHAMPAGNE, WEARING THE FINEST CLOTHINGS,

EATING OYSTERS OF MULTIPLE VARIETIES.

I LIKE THE MEDIUM-SIZED ONES.

ENRICO'S GONNA BE WATCHING ESPERANZA LIKE A HAWK.

NOW WE GOTTA BUY ENOUGH TIME TO SEPARATE HER FROM THOSE GUYS

AND GET HER OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

GOOD NEWS IS, THIS PLACE IS LOUD AND DARK, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT FOR THE JOB. UH, BUT, MR. GURKIN,

THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA GET INTO THIS PLACE. YEAH, GET A LOAD OF THE COMPETITION.

(Rockefeller) THAT'S A WHOLE MESS OF GLITTERATI.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.

LISTEN, IF YOU ACT LIKE YOU BELONG, YOU BELONG.

WATCH THIS.

(Russian accent) MUST GET THROUGH. 'SCUSE. SORRY.

MUST GET THROUGH. 'SCUSE ME.

EH, HELLO, BIG-TIME AMERICAN PARTY FRIEND, AH?

IT'S ME, VICTOR BASHEVSKI,

OWNER OF BIG-TIME RUSSIAN VODKA COMPANY.

YES, I MUST MEET THE PUFF DADDY INSIDE.

WHAT? WE ARE COLLABORATING

ON NEW WODKA DRINK FOR THE BLACK PEOPLE. THEY LOVE IT.

(Technotronic's "Pump Up the Jam" playing)

HEALTH INSPECTOR.

WE HAVE A REPORT OF SERIOUS CODE VIOLATIONS.

LET ME SEE THAT BADGE AGAIN. THERE IS NO TIME! YOU HAVE SERIOUS CODE VIOLATIONS!

COMING THROUGH. WHOA. HEY, I GOTTA GET BACK DOWNSTAIRS.

I GOT THAT WATER MAIN BREAK TO FIX.

COME ON, YOU BALD BASTARD.

(women speaking Japanese)

(Louis speaking gibberish)

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OH, MY GOD! THIS IS SO CRAZY, MAN!

I WAS INSIDE MAKING CRAZY PARTY JUST TWO SECONDS AGO!

WHAT SONG WAS PLAYING WHEN YOU LEFT?

UH...

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE? ♪

♪ THERE IS SOMETHING THAT'S INSIDE OF ME ♪

OKAY, YOU FORCE ME TO CALL MY SUPERVISOR. SUPERVISOR!

I'M HIS SUPERVISOR.

Y'ALL VIOLATIN' SOME SERIOUS-ASS CODES, YO.

WE ABOUT DONE HERE?

I BELIEVE, YES.

ENRICO, I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

(chuckles) THE TRUTH? AND WHAT IS THIS?

I AM A VERY SICK WOMAN. THAT'S WHY I LEFT YOU.

I HAVE THE DEADLIEST OF THE DISEASES.

YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE

THE ACQUIRED IMMUNITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME?

(slurps) AH.

ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE.

HERE IS THE TRUTH--

YOU LEFT ME BECAUSE YOU DO NOT LOVE ME...

ENRICO, YOU-- BUT I DID NOT COME HERE TO CONVINCE YOU TO LOVE ME.

NO?

I COME HERE BECAUSE YOU DISGRACED ME.

YOU TOOK AWAY MY HONOR, AND IN MY BUSINESS--

THE BUSINESS OF ALTERNATIVE PHARMACEUTICALS--

HONOR IS EVERYTHING.

THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?

TOMORROW MORNING, YOU WILL FLY WITH ME BACK TO COLOMBIA.

YOU WILL STAND WITH ME SIDE BY SIDE ONCE AGAIN...

AS MY WIFE.

NO, ENRICO-- ONLY THEN WILL MY HONOR BE RESTORED.

♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪

♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪

OKAY!

(woman) YO, BABY!

WHOA, GUYS, HEY. CHECK OUT THE NEW BOUNCER.

OH, UH, HE LOOKS ABOUT MY AGE. I-I-I GOT THIS ONE.

LET ME TRY FIRST.

'SUP?

'SUP?

WE GOOD?

A'IGHT.

SO MUCH WAS SAID WITH SO LITTLE. IT IS LIKE A HAIKU.

♪♪♪

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. FOCUS, ALL RIGHT?

WE GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS.

GARY, ROCKEFELLER, CREATE A DIVERSION.

LOUIS, COME WITH ME.

(man) ♪ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♪

(Gary) WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

YOU HEARD ME. OH, IT'S ON.

(both grunting)

(Rockefeller) PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN. (Gary) IT'S ON, IT'S ON.

OUR STRENGTHS ARE EVENLY MATCHED.

BEWARE MY TIGER PUNCH. WHOO! UGH.

ENRICO, ARE YOU TIRED? I'M TIRED.

LET'S LEAVE THE CLUB, NO? WE'RE ALL TIRED.

SHOTS HERE. A BROWN FROWN, A BEARDED LADY... OH, MISS.

WHOA! WHOA, WHOA. UH...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TAKE HIM OUTSIDE AND HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM.

OKAY, JUST DON'T CUT OFF MY EARS!

OH, OH, EASY THERE, FELLAS. MA'AM, I AM SO SORRY.

THIS KID IS A JACKASS. JACKASS, GO, GO. GET OUT OF HERE.

IT IS SO HARD TO FIND GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

LET ME MAKE THIS RIGHT, AND ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU

TO THE LADIES' ROOM WHERE I CAN HAVE YOU CLEANED UP.

GENTLEMEN, DRINKS--THEY'RE ON THE HOUSE ALL NIGHT LONG.

PEDRO, PEDRO, PEDRO!

GET SOME POTATO SKINS AND SPAGHETTI OVER HERE!

PRONTO! LET'S GO! ENJOY. GOD BLESS. SE MANG'!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SAVING YOU. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. EVERYBODY'S WAITING.

WE'RE GONNA SNEAK YOU OUT BACK. EUGENE, YOU'RE CRAZY.

IF ENRICO FINDS YOU HERE WITH ME, HE'LL KILL YOU. THAT'S JUST A CHANCE I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE.

BUT HE'LL KILL ME, TOO.

COME ON. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

YOU CAN GO HIDE OUT AT THE WAREHOUSE, HUH?

UNTIL HE GIVES UP OR GOES BACK TO COLOMBIA

OR YOU COULD STAY WITH ME AT MY PLACE.

I HAVE AN INFLATABLE MATTRESS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HE'LL NEVER GIVE UP. IF I RUN, HE'LL FIND ME.

I DON'T WANNA LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE IN HIDING. WELL, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GOING TO COLOMBIA WITH HIM.

WHAT?! WHY?

BECAUSE HE SAYS SO.

HE IS NOT THE BOSS OF YOU. YOU HAVE ONE LIFE, ESPERANZA.

DO NOT THROW IT AWAY ON A GUY LIKE ENRICO.

I HAVE NO CHOICE. BESIDES, IS IT ANY WORSE THAN MY LIFE HERE?

I KNOW, BUT WE HAVE A PLAN TO CHANGE ALL THAT.

REMEMBER? IT'S CALLED "LET'S ROB MICK JAGGER."

YOU WILL HAVE TO DO IT WITHOUT ME.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN JUMP THAT FENCE.

ME AND THE REST OF THE GUYS,

WE'RE... WE'RE TERRIBLE AT JUMPING THINGS. I'M SORRY.

NO. NO, I'M SORRY.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET ENRICO

TREAT ESPERANZA VILLALOBOS LIKE A PIECE OF PROPERTY.

I DON'T CARE IF HE IS MR. COCAINE SUPERSTAR.

HOLA, MIS TRES AMIGOS.

OH, NO NEED TO STAND. IT'S OKAY. (laughs)

I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD EVENING.

UH, BIENVENIDOS A ESTADOS UNIDOS.

YO ME LLAMO EUGENE GURKIN.

NOW, ENRICO, WHEN I GOT WIND OF YOUR LITTLE PLAN,

I HAVE TO ADMIT, A LITTLE ALARM WENT OFF IN MY HEAD. (laughs)

OKAY, OKAY. NOW WE'RE BOTH GENTLEMEN,

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT OUTTA LIFE, AND I DO, TOO.

YOU WANT A LADY FRIEND WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

AS MUCH AS YOU BELIEVE IN HER, AND THAT'S GREAT,

BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK DRAGGING ESPERANZA OFF TO COLOMBIA

IS GONNA BUILD SOME KIND OF TRUST?

IF YOU BOTHER ME AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

IF YOU SPEAK TO ESPERANZA AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

IF I EVEN SEE YOU AGAIN, I WILL...

YOU KNOW, KILL YOU.

I'M SORRY. YOU, UH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S ILLEGAL.

EUGENE, HE JUST CRACKED THE WALNUT WITH THE GUN.

PLEASE GO.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS,

BUT, UH, YOU PUSHED ME. ALL RIGHT, HERE IT GOES, GUY.

SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

GET RID OF HIM.

OW! (grunts)

MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD, BUT WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY

WAS... (grunts) YOU DESERVE BETTER.

PLEASE, ENRICO, DON'T HURT HIM. I'LL GO WITH YOU TO COLOMBIA.

THAT WAS NEVER IN QUESTION. TAKE HER BACK TO THE HOTEL.

JAIME AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE.

OW! ESPERANZA! ESPERANZA! AAH!

(door beeps, unlocks)

WHAT DID YOU DO? DON'T WORRY.

YOUR LITTLE HOBO FRIEND WILL NOT ANNOY US ANY LONGER.

DON'T TELL ME-- ENOUGH ABOUT HIM.

PUT ON THIS LITTLE SILKY GARMENT

AND LET US GO TO SLEEP.

IN THE MORNING, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

ENRICO-- GO!

♪♪♪

♪ SAVE ME ♪

♪ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♪

♪ CALL IN THE CAPED CRUSADER, GREEN HORNET ♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TOTALING MY RECEIPTS SO ENRICO COULD PAY ME BACK.

WHAT?

WELL, EVERY TIME ENRICO WANTS SOMETHING, I HAVE TO BUY.

HOT DOG HERE, BOTTLED WATER THERE...

IT ALL ADDS UP.

YOU'RE A JACKASS.

(gasps) OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE ALIVE!

OH, ESPERANZA. COME IN, COME IN.

AY, DIOS MíO. WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?

POOR EUGENE, YOU NEED ICE.

SO WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU, UH, JUST ESCAPE?

THAT'S REALLY AMAZING.

YOU HAVE NO ICE-- ONLY A TURKEY NECK.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

I ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE.

I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT WITH ENRICO.

EXACTLY! THIS IS FANTASTIC. MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

I-I MEAN, I KNOW THE PLACE DOESN'T SEEM TOO BIG,

BUT IT'LL DO, AND LOOK...

PLENTY OF SPACE FOR YOUR DUDS. WHAT DO YOU SAY, ROOMIE?

NO, EUGENE, I TOLD YOU, THERE'S NO POINT IN HIDING.

ENRICO WILL FIND ME.

WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM.

MAYBE WE CAN MAKE ONE OF THOSE CALLS TO AN ANONYMOUS COP LINE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, UH, WE COULD SAY WE KNOW WHERE HE'S STAYING.

I MEAN HE'S A... HE'S A DRUG KINGPIN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

HE HAS THE BEST LAWYERS MONEY CAN BUY.

HE WON'T SPEND ONE DAY IN JAIL.

I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE CAN...

OH, NEVER MIND.

NO, WHAT?

I CANNOT SAY IT.

NO, COME ON. MAYBE IT'LL LEAD TO OTHER IDEAS.

I WAS THINKING...

WE KILL HIM?

ESPERANZA!

I'M SPEET-BALLING.

I KNOW, BUT... MURDER?

YOU'RE RIGHT. WE CAN'T DO IT. THERE'S NO WAY OUT.

I MUST GO BACK NOW BEFORE HE DISCOVERS THAT I'M GONE

AND COMES LOOKING FOR BOTH OF US.

EUGENE, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.

(sniffles) I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

(door opens and shuts)

GUYS, SORRY TO GET YOU OUT OF BED AT 5:00 A.M.,

BUT IT'S RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT IT WOULD

PROBABLY BEHOOVE US IF WE WERE TO... (chuckles) YOU KNOW, UM...

AHEM. JUST, UH, AHEM. YOU KNOW, BASICALLY, WELL, YOU KNOW,

UH, GO DOWN THERE AND, UH, KILL ENRICO.

WHAT?! OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

THE BOY'S HEAD DONE EXPLODED. THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

YOU SAID, "LET'S ROB MICK JAGGER,"

NOT "LET'S KILL A COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD"! I ADMIT, IT IS A BIT OF A SIDETRACK.

(Louis) OH, I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE. LOOK, MURDER'S NOT ALWAYS WRONG, GUYS.

WHAT IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN A TIME MACHINE AND KILL HITLER? LOOK, CHIEF, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WHIPPED,

DON'T MEAN WE GOTTA KILL A GUY. YEAH, BUT IF WE DON'T, ENRICO IS GONNA TAKE HER BACK

ON HIS PLANE TO COLOMBIA, AND THEN HER LIFE WILL BE OVER. EUGENE, WE AIN'T GON' KILL NOBODY. CAN I GO BACK TO BED?

OKAY, TO BE HONEST, I WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT MURDER EITHER,

SO LET'S JUST TRY AND COME UP WITH SOME OTHER ALTERNATIVES.

ALL RIGHT? REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO BAD IDEAS.

LET'S BRAINSTORM. ALL RIGHT, LET 'EM RIP. KEEP 'EM COMIN'!

WE GOT, UH... THREE MINUTES.

(slurps)

OKAY, NO PRESSURE. WE'VE GOT, UH, TWO MINUTES.

CAN I HAVE A RECEIPT FOR THAT?

JUST GET THE BAGS.

DO YOU KNOW I PUT IN A POOL?

BEAUTIFUL LAGOON-STYLE,

WITH PLANTS AND BIG FIBERGLASS ROCKS.

EVERY DAY, YOU WILL SWIM FOR ME.

(tires screech)

(car doors open)

WHAT IS THIS?

I FEEL RIDICULOUS IN THIS T-SHIRT.

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

AHA! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?

YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MISTAKE IN YOUR JUDGMENT CALCULATIONS.

I DIDN'T-- SHUT UP.

ENRICO, YOU AND I HAVE BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.

BUSINESS?

YES. I THINK YOU'LL FIND WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER

WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY. PLEASE.

WATCH THEM.

YOU ARE FREE TO GO, ESPERANZA.

GO!

ESPERANZA! EUGENE!

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE, BUT HOW DID YOU--

WE MADE A TRADE-- YOU FOR...

MICK JAGGER.

WHAT? WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO BARGAIN WITH.

SO WE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING.

WHICH EVERYTHING?

THE KEY, THE CODE AND THE THUMBPRINT.

AND ROCKEFELLER'S GONNA TIP HIM OFF ON WHEN TO STRIKE.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS.

HEY!

HEY, NO NEED TO THANK US.

IT'S WHAT WE DO. WE'RE KNIGHTS.

COME ON.

WHAT ABOUT THE "OF PROSPERITY" PART?

WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

IT'S KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY.

(Gary) OF ALL POSSIBLE COLORS,

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE T-SHIRTS BRIGHT ORANGE?

(Eugene) BECAUSE IT'S COOL.

♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪ WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.

♪ YEAH, HEY ♪