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YO, DIG THIS.
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♪ EUGENE GURKIN
WAS A JANITOR ♪
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♪ CLEANING TOILETS
FOR THE MAN ♪
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(woman)
♪ SCRUBBIN' AND FLUSHIN' ♪
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♪ TILL HE DECIDED
THAT HE HAD ENOUGH ♪
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♪ GOT A CREW
AND MADE A PLAN ♪
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♪ NOW THEY'RE THE... ♪
♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪
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♪ ROBBIN' FROM THE RICH
TO GIVE TO THEMSELVES ♪
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♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪
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WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.
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(Squatch) MAYBE WE SHOULD
ASK DIRECTIONS.
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(Eugene) WE'RE NOT LOST, OKAY?
IT'S UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
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(Gary)
MEN NEVER ASK DIRECTIONS.
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I ONCE SAW
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
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DO A WHOLE SHTICK ON THAT.
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I NEARLY WET MYSELF.
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(Eugene) WAIT, THERE IT IS--
CALVIN'S COPY SHOP.
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YOU SURE WE CAN
TRUST THIS GUY?
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YEAH, HE'S IN MY COUSIN VICTOR'S
CAR POOL. COME ON.
SOLID GOLD.
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EXCUSE ME.
IS, UH, CALVIN HERE, PLEASE?
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YEAH, I'M CALVIN.
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UH, CALVIN, HOW MUCH
FOR THE 3-SIDED COPIES?
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WHAT?
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I SAY, CALVIN, HOW MUCH
ARE THE 3-SIDED COPIES?
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HOW MUCH
ARE THE 3-SIDED COPIES?
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ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. I'M DONE
PLAYING "MATCH GAME '74."
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GET OUT OF MY STORE.
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WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A SECOND.
VICTOR SENT US.
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OH, THE FAKE I.D.
FOR THE SECURITY JOB.
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COME ON BACK.
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VICTOR SAID THE CODE WAS "HOW
MUCH ARE THE 3-SIDED COPIES?"
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HE WAS YANKING
YOUR NOODLE.
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DRIVER'S LICENSE, PASSPORT,
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
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AND RéSUMé.
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THESE AREN'T JUST MOCK-UPS.
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ALL THE INFORMATION
IS NOW INSIDE THE SYSTEM.
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THEY DO A BACKGROUND CHECK,
YOU'RE COVERED.
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THEY CALL THE REFERENCES
ON THAT RéSUMé,
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THE CALLS FUNNEL TO MY GUYS,
AND YOU ARE COVERED.
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FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE--
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MORRIS EISENBERG?
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THAT WILL BE $1,200.
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WHAT? THERE ARE BLACK JEWS.
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EVER HEAR
OF MR. SAMMY DAVIS JUNIORS?
ALL DUE RESPECT,
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I THINK WE SHOULD GO
IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.
WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT?
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LIQUID COOL.
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YEAH, HOW ABOUT
JUST A NORMAL NAME?
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YEAH, LIKE RAJA MAHIDHARA
OR SOMETHING.
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WHAT ABOUT STAN JENKINS?
HOW ABOUT STAN L. COOL?
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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL FIND YOU A NORMAL NAME.
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ONE SMALL PROBLEM.
WE DON'T HAVE $1,200.
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HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
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OH, COME ON. COME ON.
YOU HAVE MONEY.
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COME ON. JUST GIVE ME--GIVE ME
IT ALL. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
(Rockefeller) $4, $5...
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LOOKS LIKE 28 BUCKS.
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FINE. YOU PAY ME
IN INSTALLMENTS.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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(Eugene)
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN
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TO YOUR INTERVIEW
WITH, UH, BURTON SECURITY.
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(clears throat)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PLEASE?
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REGINALD VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
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WHO DID YOU WORK FOR LAST?
TOTAL DEFENSE SECURITY.
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AND WHERE DID YOU GROW UP,
MR. VAN HOOGEN STRACKEN?
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NEW OR-LEANS.
UM, IF I MIGHT--
YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY "NORLANS."
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UH, THAT'S HOW THE NATIVES
SAY IT--"NORLANS."
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NEW OR-LEANS.
GREAT ADJUSTMENT.
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HOW LONG DID YOU WORK
FOR TOTAL DEFENSE SECURITY?
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1998 TO 2005.
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WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?
WATERSKIING
AND HORSEBACK RIDING.
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S NOT ON THE RéSUMé.
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HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
IT'S STILL AN INTERVIEW.
THEY ASK THAT KIND OF THING.
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SIR,
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
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UH, FRIED FOOD?
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NO, YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS
IS THAT YOU CARE TOO MUCH.
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THEY LOVE THAT.
THAT'S TOO MANY THINGS
FOR MY BRAIN TO REMEMBER.
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NOT A GOOD SWING THOUGHT,
MY FRIEND.
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REMEMBER, FOLKS, WE ARE SIMPLE
PEOPLE WITH A SIMPLE DREAM,
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AND THAT DREAM
IS TO ROB MICK JAGGER.
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WE CALL UPON YOU TO HELP US
MAKE THIS DREAM A REALITY.
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YOU WILL NAIL THIS INTERVIEW,
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WORK
INSIDE MICK JAGGER'S APARTMENT
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AND WE WILL ALL
ROB HIM SUCCESSFULLY,
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THEREBY LIVING CRAPPY LIVES
NO LONGER. OKAY, REGINALD?
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WHO THE HELL IS REGINALD?
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YEAH, UH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH, RIGHT. SORRY.
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PLEASURE TO MEET YOU,
MR. VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
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WELL, I WORKED
FOR TOTAL DEFENSE SECURITY
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FOR SIX AND A HALF YEARS.
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I REPORTED TO A MAN
NAMED RICH STANETTO.
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WILLIAM PATTERSON
COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
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OLD SCHOOL, MAN.
WOOF, WOOF.
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I ONCE APPREHENDED TWO MEN
DRESSED AS LEPRECHAUNS.
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VERY WELL DONE,
MR. VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
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(intercom beeps)
BRING IT IN, PLEASE.
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ONE MORE THING.
IT'LL JUST TAKE A MOMENT.
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SO I SEE YOU LIKE
TO RIDE HORSES.
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HOW'D YOU GET INTO THAT?
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GRANDPA VAN HOOGSTRATTEN?
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IN "NORLANS."
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THIS CASE
HAS $150,000 IN IT.
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I NEED FOR YOU TO DELIVER IT
TO THIS ADDRESS IN ATLANTIC CITY
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BY 10:00 A.M. TOMORROW.
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I TRUST YOU'LL DELIVER IT SAFELY
AND ON TIME.
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DOES THIS MEAN
I GOT THE JOB?
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LET'S SEE
HOW THIS GOES FIRST.
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OH, THERE MAY BE PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO WANT THAT CASE,
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SO BE CAREFUL.
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PEOPLE? WHAT PEOPLE?
WHAT...
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OH, MAN.
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI
TO Y'ALL.
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(chuckles)
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A SCREWDRIVER
AND POSSIBLY A MALLET.
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EVEN THOUGH I GOT A FAKE NAME,
THEY STILL KNOW MY FACE.
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OH, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU,
BIG GUY.
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YOU TELL THEM
YOU GOT ROBBED, OKAY?
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MAYBE WE EVEN, UH,
BRUISE YOU UP A LITTLE
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FOR AUTHENTIFICATIONAL PURPOSES.
HEY, DON'T GALLOP SO FAST,
RON TURCOTTE, OKAY?
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'CAUSE IF THIS CASE DOESN'T
GET DOWN TO ATLANTIC CITY,
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THEN HE DOESN'T GET HIRED.
OH, BOOHOO, I'LL GIVE HIM A JOB
COUNTING MY MONEY.
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THERE'S 25 GRAND APIECE
IN THERE.
YEAH,
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BUT IF HE DOESN'T GET HIRED,
WE DON'T GET TO ROB MICK JAGGER,
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AND THAT'S OUR DREAM,
AND THAT'S THE GLUE
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THAT HOLDS THIS GREAT
CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION TOGETHER.
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THERE'S AN OLD SAYING--
25 LARGE IN THE HAND IS WORTH
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ALL THE STUFF IN MICK JAGGER'S
APARTMENT IN THE BUSH.
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NOW, LOUIS, GO BRING DADDY
SOME POWER TOOLS.
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WHOA, WHOA. NO, LOOK,
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IF WE STEAL THIS CASE, WE MIGHT
GET 25 GRAND APIECE, HUH?
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BUT IF WE ROB MICK JAGGER,
WE CAN GET MILLIONS.
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MILLIONS. THAT'S RIGHT.
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ONE PART "MILL,"
ONE PART "YUNS."
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THIS IS LIKE "DEAL OR NO DEAL."
LET'S ALL TAKE A VOTE.
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EXCELLENT IDEA, AND THE DECISION
MUST BE UNANIMOUS, LIKE A JURY.
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NO WAY. MAJORITY RULES,
LIKE AN ELECTION.
FIRST WE SHOULD VOTE
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ON WHETHER THE VOTE SHOULD BE
UNANIMOUS OR A MAJORITY.
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QUESTION--SHOULD THE VOTE
TO DECIDE WHETHER THE VOTE
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BE UNANIMOUS OR A MAJORITY
BE A UNANIMOUS OR A MAJORITY?
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SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.
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THIS CASE HAS TO BE
IN ATLANTIC CITY IN 18 HOURS.
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POINT WELL TAKEN.
MAJORITY RULES.
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THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT
TO STICK TO YOUR DREAMS,
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GO FOR THE BIG PRIZE
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AND KEEP THE KNIGHTS
OF PROSPERITY INTACT,
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RAISE YOUR HANDS.
THAT'S NOT A FAIR WAY TO SAY IT.
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WELL,
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SAY IT?
IF YOU RAISE YOUR HAND,
YOU'RE A MORON.
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OKAY, NOW VOTE.
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FIVE TO ONE. IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GOING TO A.C.
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WE'LL TAKE MY CAB.
SHOTGUN.
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YEAH, RIGHT, LOIS.
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(Eugene) LET'S GO.
TIME'S WASTING.
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(Lips Inc.'s "Funkytown"
playing)
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YOU KNOW, LOUIS,
I THOUGHT LONG AND HARD,
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AND I REALIZE IT WAS
WRONG OF ME TO CALL YOU LOIS.
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THAT WAS, LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO.
THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S VERY PERCEPTIVE.
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I HAVE TO SAY,
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING AT MYSELF
IN A MIRROR AS A YOUNG MAN.
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BUT I'M A GEEKY COLLEGE KID
AND YOU'RE... SOME ITALIAN GUY.
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(chuckles)
LOUIS, YOU'RE SO DROLL.
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(Eugene) LOUIS, DON'T LISTEN
TO HIM, ALL RIGHT?
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HE'S JUST TRYING TO BUTTER YOU
UP LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY
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TO GET YOU
TO CHANGE YOUR VOTE.
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YEAH, IN REAL LIFE,
HE HATES YOU.
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♪ WELL, I TALKED ABOUT IT,
TALKED ABOUT IT ♪
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♪ TALKED ABOUT IT,
TALKED ABOUT IT ♪
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♪♪♪
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ESPERANZA, HOW MANY PANCAKES DO
YOU HAVE TO SERVE AT THE DINER
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BEFORE YOU MAKE 25 GRAND
IN TIPS, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT,
LET ME HELP YOU.
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LET ME DO SOME QUICK MATH
IN MY HEAD.
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OH, LET ME SEE. 15%, CARRY
THE 1--A ZILLION! AND, GARY,
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IMAGINE TROLLING A CLUB
WITH A FEW GRAND IN YOUR POCKET
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INSTEAD OF
CRUMPLED UP DOLLAR BILLS, HUH?
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DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'D BE TAKING HOME
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SOME SERIOUSLY HIGH-CLASS
PUTTANESCA WITH THAT?
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AND I AIN'T TALKING
ABOUT PASTA HERE.
I AM HEARING
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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YES!
WHOA, WHOA, GUYS,
DON'T YOU GET IT?
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WE'RE NOT JUST EUGENE
AND GARY AND ESPERANZA
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AND SQUATCH AND LOUIS
AND ROCKEFELLER ANYMORE.
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WE'RE
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY,
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AND ROBBING MICK JAGGER
IS OUR DESTINY,
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NOT SETTLING
FOR THE SHORT MONEY.
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GREAT SPEECH, DUKAKIS.
I WANT A REVOTE.
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WHO WANTS
TO TAKE THEIR $25K?
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I WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE.
(Squatch) YES!
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WHAT?
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COME ON, GUNGA DIN,
GET THAT HAND UP.
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I ALSO WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE.
ET TU, GOURISHANKAR?
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THIS IS MORE THAN ONE YEAR'S
PAY. HOW CAN I PASS THIS UP?
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ANYONE ELSE WANT
TO COME TO THEIR SENSES?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY,
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BECAUSE NOW
IT'S THREE TO TWO, BABY!
IT'S NOT THREE TO TWO.
IT'S THREE TO THREE.
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LOUIS DON'T GET A VOTE.
WHY NOT? I'M A HUMAN BEING.
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YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN BEING.
YOU'RE AN INTERN.
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THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
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LOOK, IT'S THREE TO THREE,
AND UNLESS YOU GET ANOTHER VOTE,
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THAT CASE STAYS CLOSED.
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YOU KNOW, ROCKEFELLER, YOU'RE
ACTUALLY A VERY HANDSOME MAN.
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KISS MY ASS.
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IF THAT'LL CHANGE YOUR VOTE,
I'M OPEN TO DISCUSSION.
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♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO ♪
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♪ FUNKYTOWN? ♪
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♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO ♪
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♪ FUNKYTOWN? ♪
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UH, GUYS, I THINK
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.
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WHAT?
THAT BLACK SEDAN
IS RIDING US
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LIKE DEBRA WINGER
ON A BULL MACHINE.
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THE AGENTS AT BURTON
WARNED ME ABOUT THIS.
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WE GOT GANGSTAS
ON OUR COLLECTIVE ASS!
210
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OH, GOD.
GARY, CAN WE LOSE 'EM?
YOU INSULT ME, EUGENE.
211
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I AM A NEW YORK CITY CAB DRIVER.
LADIES, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS.
212
00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,420
THERE ARE NO SEAT BELTS
IN THIS CURRYMOBILE.
213
00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,580
THEN HOLD ON TIGHT.
(Steppenwolf)
♪ GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING ♪
214
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(imitating Gary)
DO NOT INSULT ME.
215
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,420
I AM
NEW YORK CITY CAB DRIVER.
216
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I DID NOTHING WRONG.
THE ROAD IS COVERED WITH GRAVEL.
217
00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:55,210
IT IS ALL BON JOVI'S FAULT.
218
00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,580
THEY'RE COMING.
GUYS, THEY'RE COMING.
219
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OH, PROTECT THE CASE!
220
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ARE YOU FOLKS ALL RIGHT?
Y--UH, YEAH.
221
00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,580
ARE YOU SURE?
MAYBE I BETTER CALL THE POLICE.
222
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WE JUST HAVING A PICNIC,
MAMA.
223
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THIS CASE FULL
OF 3-BEAN SALAD.
224
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YOU'RE BLACK.
225
00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,420
I KNOW. (chuckles)
226
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SOME GANGSTERS.
227
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,250
DO YOU THINK
THEY WERE CRIPS OR BLOODS?
228
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,710
NOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA
MISS OUR DEADLINE.
229
00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,580
YEAH, WELL, HALF OF US DON'T
EVEN WANT TO MAKE THE DEADLINE.
230
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YEAH, WELL,
UNTIL YOU GET A MAJORITY,
231
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WE'RE GONNA KEEP TRYING.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE TRIPLE-A?
232
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♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO ♪
233
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♪ FUNKYTOWN? ♪
234
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♪♪♪
235
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THE CAB WON'T BE READY
TILL 9:00 A.M.,
236
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,540
BUT IF WE HURRY--IT'LL BE
TIGHT--WE CAN STILL MAKE IT
237
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TO ATLANTIC CITY BY 10:00
WITH THE CASE.
238
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(theatrical voice)
♪ HERE SHE COMES ♪
239
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♪ MISS AMERICA ♪
240
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I'M NOT SHARING A BED
WITH HIM.
241
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,330
I'M GONNA HIDE THIS THING
BEHIND THE RADIATOR.
242
00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,380
NOW WE'LL TAKE TURNS
GUARDING THE ROOM IN SHIFTS
243
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,170
TO PROTECT IT FROM THIEVES,
BANDITS, HIGHWAYMEN, THE LIKE.
244
00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,210
FIRST ROTATION
WILL BE ME AND SQUATCH.
245
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:22,210
EVERYBODY ELSE, GET SOME REST.
BUT THERE'S FOUR OF US,
AND THERE'S ONLY TWO BEDS.
246
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,790
I'M CONFIDENT THAT
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF CREATIVITY
247
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AND SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
AMERICAN KNOW-HOW,
248
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,080
WE COULD FIND A WAY TO TURN
THAT MINUS INTO A PLUS.
249
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,460
YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
250
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,120
YOU'RE STUBBORN, EUGENE.
251
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,080
YOU GET A FANTASY IN YOUR HEAD,
YOU REFUSE TO LET IT GO,
252
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,170
LIKE THAT TIME YOU GOT
THAT BOOK ON CARD TRICKS.
253
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,170
YOU REMEMBER THAT, HUH?
254
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,330
YOU CARRIED AROUND A DECK OF
CARDS WITH YOU FOR FOUR WEEKS,
255
00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,330
CLAIMING THAT YOU COULD BE
THE NEXT DOUG HENNING.
256
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,750
I COULD BE
THE NEXT DOUG HENNING.
OH, JEEZ.
257
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,710
LISTEN, I'M-A BREAK IT DOWN
FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT?
258
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,580
IF YOU SWITCH OVER
TO MY SIDE,
259
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:59,460
I'LL GIVE YOU MY SOLEMN WORD
OF HONOR--
260
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:02,620
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
261
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:06,620
HAVE YOU EVER PRACTICED
THE ANCIENT ART OF MEDITATION?
NO.
262
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,580
I WILL TEACH YOU.
NOW?
263
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:12,040
GO AHEAD, SQUATCH.
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
NO.
264
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,460
13, 12...
265
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,920
DEEPER AND DEEPER
YOU GO...
266
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:25,920
♪ I LONG TO SEE
THE SUNLIGHT IN YOUR HAIR ♪
267
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:30,420
♪ AND TELL YOU
TIME AND TIME AGAIN ♪
268
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,460
♪ HOW MUCH I CARE ♪
269
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,250
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!
270
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,580
FINE! FINE! YOU HAPPY?
YEAH, I'M ECSTATIC!
271
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,120
GOOD!
DON'T LET ME SEE IT!
272
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,620
♪ HELLO ♪
273
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:43,670
PLEASE,
STOP SINGING AT ME.
274
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,170
♪ HELLO ♪
275
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,670
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
276
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,120
YEAH.
277
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:56,330
YEAH! WHOO! YEAH, HUH?
DOUG HENNING! (laughs)
278
00:12:56,330 --> 00:13:00,420
AT THE COUNT OF THREE,
I WILL SNAP MY FINGERS,
279
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:03,170
AND YOU WILL WANT TO OPEN
THE CASE.
280
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,580
ONE, TWO...
281
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:08,330
HEY, NONE OF US CAN SLEEP. YOU
GUYS WANT TO GRAB SOME BEERS?
282
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,380
HUH? WHAT?
283
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,210
NO!
(shouts in Indian language)
284
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:16,210
(continues shouting)
285
00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:19,750
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I KNOW THINGS
ARE HARD RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
286
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,750
BUT LET'S FOCUS ON WHY WE JOINED
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY
287
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,750
IN THE FIRST PLACE--
288
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,290
TO MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
289
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,250
LIKE WHEN WE ROB MICK JAGGER,
I'M GONNA OPEN UP MY BAR,
290
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,750
AND TO CELEBRATE, I'M GONNA
THROW THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY.
291
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,380
GARY,
WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT?
292
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,380
FIRST, I WILL HIRE A BUTLER,
293
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,960
THEN I WILL HIRE
A SECOND BUTLER,
294
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,250
THEN I WILL ORDER THEM
TO KICKBOX.
295
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,210
ESPERANZA?
296
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:46,210
AS A POOR LITTLE GIRL
IN COLOMBIA,
297
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,830
I ALWAYS DREAM
OF HAVING A PONY--
298
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:50,620
A WHITE ONE
WITH A THICK GOLDEN MANE
299
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:55,380
AND A SINGLE SHINY HORN
IN THE FOREHEAD.
300
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:58,710
THAT'S A UNICORN, BABY.
THEY NOT FOR SALE.
301
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,420
THEY'S MYTHOLOGICAL.
302
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,460
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SQUATCH?
303
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:05,120
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT I DREAM ABOUT? REALLY?
304
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,290
I DREAM ABOUT PAYING OFF
THE 15 GRAND
305
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:10,000
I OWE TO THE BANKS
AND THE CREDIT CARDS.
306
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,960
I DREAM ABOUT HIRING
A, UH, EXTERMINATOR
307
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,960
TO GET THE MICE
OUT OF MY PLACE.
308
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,330
I DREAM ABOUT
TAKING MY WIFE OUT,
309
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:19,170
YOU KNOW,
SOMEPLACE FANCY FOR ONCE,
310
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:24,210
AND I DREAM ABOUT PUTTING
MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE.
311
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,620
THAT'S WHAT I DREAM ABOUT.
312
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,790
♪♪♪
313
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,330
YOU KNOW,
SQUATCH GOT A POINT.
314
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,000
I CAN'T BE TURNING MY NOSE UP
AT 25 LARGE.
315
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,670
I'M A BROKE-ASS NEGRO.
316
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,460
AND THAT MAKES IT
FOUR TO TWO.
317
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,290
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A MAJORI-TAY.
318
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:41,120
COME ON.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE ROOM
319
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,380
AND POP THIS SUCKER OPEN.
320
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,250
WAIT. JUST WAIT.
321
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,330
A TOAST TO THE END OF
OUR LITTLE ROAD TRIP TOGETHER.
322
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:54,960
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED
A GOOD ROAD TRIP--
323
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,330
THE OPEN HIGHWAY,
324
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,710
HUEY LEWIS TUNES BLASTING
ON THE RADIO,
325
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:02,380
BUT SOMETIMES
YOU HIT A FORK IN THE ROAD.
326
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:06,210
YOU TRY AND TAKE A SHORTCUT.
YOU GET LOST.
327
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:09,120
WHEN I WAS 17,
I HIT A FORK LIKE THAT.
328
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,500
TAKE A RIGHT, FINISH SCHOOL,
GO OFF TO COLLEGE
329
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,210
OR, UH, TAKE A LEFT,
DROP OUT,
330
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:19,670
MAKE A COUPLE OF EASY BUCKS
SWEEPING FLOORS AT THE Y.
331
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,580
GUESS WHICH ROAD I TOOK?
332
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,250
WHICH WAS SCHOOL AGAIN?
THE RIGHT OR THE LEFT?
333
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,170
SO GO AHEAD, GUYS.
GO AHEAD. GO BACK.
334
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,420
OPEN UP THAT CASE.
TAKE THE MONEY. YOU DESERVE IT,
335
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,830
BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE
THE ROAD YOU'RE ON,
336
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,250
BECAUSE THAT MONEY'S NOT
GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIVES.
337
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,790
IT WAS A, UH, PLEASURE
DOING CRIMES WITH YOU ALL,
338
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:42,710
AND I, UH...
HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND.
339
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:46,670
♪♪♪
340
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,960
OKAY, EUGENE. YOU WIN.
341
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,290
(grunts)
342
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:06,290
RISE UP, Y'ALL.
TIME TO ROLL.
343
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,330
I AM ALREADY AWAKE.
344
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:11,170
ME, TOO.
345
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,250
LOUIS.
346
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,120
(sniffs)
347
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,960
OH, UH,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO, UH...
348
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,670
I'M SORRY.
349
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,040
OH, GOD.
350
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,120
ALL RIGHT,
WE BETTER, UH, GET A...
351
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,710
WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE'S SQUATCH?
352
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:33,170
(Rockefeller) DON'T EVEN TELL ME
THERE NO CASE BACK THERE.
353
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:36,040
DO NOT ALSO EVEN TELL ME
THERE NO CASE BACK THERE.
354
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,040
IT'S GONE.
OH!
355
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,620
SQUATCH STOLE THE CASE.
HEY, DON'T GO
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.
356
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,710
JUMPING? WHO IS JUMPING? SQUATCH
IS GONE. THE CASE IS GONE.
357
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,170
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
SQUATCH WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
358
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,540
WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY--
BY PURE COINCIDENCE--
359
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,500
THE CASE WAS ALSO
ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?
360
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,170
ALIENS THAT RESEMBLE CASES?
361
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,330
OR COULD IT SIMPLY BE
THAT HE STOLE THE CASE?!
362
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,960
LISTEN, I'VE KNOWN SQUATCH
FOR TEN YEARS,
363
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,000
AND THE SQUATCH I KNOW
WOULD NEVER STEAL THAT CASE.
WE HAVE TO FIND HIM.
364
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,880
IF YOU WERE SQUATCH, WHERE WOULD
YOU BE GOING RIGHT NOW?
DISNEY WORLD?
365
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,960
I'M GOING TO THROW HIM IN FRONT
OF MR. TOAD'S WILD RIDE.
366
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,170
THEY HAVEN'T HAD THAT
SINCE 1998.
HEY, HEY, SQUATCH IS NOT
A THIEF!
367
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,040
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN--
WE'RE ALL THIEVES!
(door closes)
368
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,080
YOU PEOPLE
LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING?
369
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,790
SQUATCH.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
370
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,830
GETTIN' THE CAB.
WITH THE CASE?
371
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,120
YES, WITH THE CASE.
372
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,750
THE REST OF YOU BASTARDS
AND BASTARDINAS WERE ASLEEP.
373
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,750
IT WAS GETTIN' LATE, SO I TOOK
THE CASE FOR SAFEKEEPING.
374
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,580
I WALKED ALL THE WAY DOWN
TO THE AUTO SHOP
375
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,670
AND PICKED UP THE CAB.
376
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:43,250
OH, YOU GUYS GOT SOME NERVE.
HUH.
377
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
IT'S CALLED TRUST, PEOPLE.
378
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,380
TRUST.
379
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,380
OKAY, THIS IS IT.
380
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,250
GO GET THAT JOB,
ROCKEFELLER.
381
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,420
I THINK YOU MEAN, "GO GET
THAT JOB, RONALD VAN HEFFERNAN."
382
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,500
VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
RONALD VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
383
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,460
ACTUALLY, IT--IT'S
REGINALD VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
384
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,620
(Eugene) OH, RIGHT.
385
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,380
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE SHOULD
HAVE STUCK WITH "LIQUID COOL."
386
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,960
(telephone ringing)
387
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,210
BURTON SECURITY...
388
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:38,830
I GOT A SHINY METAL CASE
FOR Y'ALL.
389
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,920
YOU MUST BE
REGINALD VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
390
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,500
IN FULL EFFECT, BABY.
391
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,000
THANK YOU.
392
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,380
SO, UH, CHIEF,
393
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,380
NOW THAT WE'RE WAITING
FOR MR. T TO COME BACK,
394
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,710
THERE'S, UM,
SOMETHING I OUGHTA SAY.
395
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:00,880
(Eugene) WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
SQUATCH?
396
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,880
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR, UH,
BACKIN' ME UP THIS MORNING,
397
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,920
YOU KNOW, WHEN EVERYONE
THOUGHT THAT I STOLE THE CASE.
398
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,620
THAT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
NO PROBLEM.
399
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,920
AND SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,
UM, I STOLE THE CASE.
400
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,920
WHAT?!
YEAH, I GOT INTO THE CAB AND I
JUST--I STARTED DRIVING SOUTH,
401
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,000
YOU KNOW, BUT I KEPT HEARING
YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD, YOU KNOW,
402
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,960
AND I TRIED TO DROWN YOU OUT,
403
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,750
BUT, UH, GARY'S RADIO
ONLY GETS THAT INDIAN CRAP.
404
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,290
(imitates
singing in Indian)
405
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:28,000
YOU KNOW, AND AROUND EXIT 25,
I REALIZED THAT I--
406
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,920
I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF.
407
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,120
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL
FROM YOU GUYS, AND, UM,
408
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,120
I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO
SETTLE FOR THE LIFE THAT I GOT,
409
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,120
SO, UH, I TURNED AROUND.
410
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,880
HERE I AM.
411
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,960
COME HERE.
412
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,420
AH, WHAT THE HECK.
ME, TOO.
413
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,830
WHAT?
I ALSO STOLE THE CASE.
414
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,790
WHAT?!
YES, YES, AT 4:00 A.M.,
I TOOK THE CASE
415
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,880
AND TRIED TO HITCH A RIDE
TO THE CANADIAN ROCKIES.
416
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,580
YOU'VE HEARD OF BANFF?
BREATHTAKING,
417
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,420
BUT NO ONE WOULD PICK ME UP,
AND I WAS GETTING CHILLY,
418
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,880
SO I CAME BACK,
AND HERE I AM.
419
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,830
WHAT? LET'S HUG.
420
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,210
THIS SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER.
421
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,040
THANK YOU,
MR. VAN HOOGSTRATTEN.
422
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,960
HERE'S A TIP.
423
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,620
DOES THIS MEAN
I HAVE THE...
424
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,960
JOB?
425
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,920
HEY, WHOA. SO?
426
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,540
WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET THE JOB?
427
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,960
THEY DIDN'T SAY.
428
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,790
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
429
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:41,330
BUT THEY DID GIVE ME
A STACK OF BENJAMINS.
430
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,580
UH, THE LAST TIME
ANY OF YOU CHECKED,
431
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,250
WHOSE PICTURE'S
ON THE BENJAMIN?
BENJAMIN.
432
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,830
THIS IS NOT BENJAMIN.
433
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:51,040
THEY'RE FAKE.
THEY'VE BEEN FAKE ALL ALONG.
434
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,330
WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF CRUEL JOKE?
435
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,880
NO. NO, IT'S A TEST!
436
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,830
DON'T YOU GET IT? IT'S BEEN
A TEST THIS WHOLE TIME.
437
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,920
THEY WERE TESTING
ROCKEFELLER'S HONESTY.
THIS IS LIKE THE END
438
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,920
OF AN M. NIGHT SHAMAZILLION
MOVIE.
439
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,460
HOLD ON, EVERYBODY.
THERE'S A NOTE IN HERE.
440
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,880
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY...
441
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,000
HAVE JUST GOT THEMSELVES
AN INSIDE MAN.
442
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
(laughter)
443
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,290
HUH? HUH? HUH?
YOU'VE BEEN HIRED, BROTHER!
444
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:21,920
(cheering)
445
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,330
♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪
WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.
446
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,830
♪ YEAH, HEY ♪
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