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TWO ATOMS OF HYDROGEN BOND... 5 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:47,314 WITH A SINGLE ATOM OF OXYGEN TO FORM H2O, 6 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:48,749 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WATER. 7 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:52,820 THEN, IF ALL GOES WELL, THE TEMPERATURE DROPS BELOW FREEZING, 8 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:56,724 THE WATER CRYSTALLIZES, AND A PRETTY BRILLIANT THING HAPPENS. 9 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,535 [ Wind Whistling ] 10 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,605 IF YOU ASK ME, THE MIRACLE ISN'T HOW EACH SNOWFLAKE IS PERFECTLY FORMED. 11 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:15,743 THE REAL WINTER MIRACLE IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN AFTERWARDS. 12 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,612 IT'S CALLED A SNOW DAY. 13 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,751 IT'S A DAY KIDS LIVE FOR. 14 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:29,824 SCHOOLS CLOSE, ROADS DISAPPEAR, GROWN MEN WEEP. 15 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:34,328 MY SISTER NATALIE SAYS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOW DAY. 16 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,665 THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF THOSE DAYS-- 17 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:42,670 A DAY THAT CHANGED THE LIVES OF ME AND MY FAMILY... FOREVER. 18 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,620 [ Speaks Hawaiian ] 19 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:05,326 IN HAWAIIAN, THAT MEANS "THE HANDS TELL A STORY." [ Chuckles ] 20 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:08,796 AND THESE HANDS ARE SAYING "HAPPY, SUNNY FUN TIME," 21 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:14,602 AS EVEN MORE UNSEASONABLY WARM WEATHER WIGGLES ITS WAY INTO OUR AREA. 22 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:18,439 BACK TO YOU, PHYLLIS. HOT WEATHER AND A HOT BODY-- 23 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,707 WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR ? 24 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:22,343 "MAHUNNA OWI," PHYLLIS. 25 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:27,381 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STORY OF A SYRACUSE MAN WHO SUED HIMSELF AND WON. 26 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:30,718 "MAHUNNA OWI" ? IT MEANS "KISS MY BUTT." 27 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,754 YOU WERE GREAT. RELAX. I'M A METEOROLOGIST, TINA. 28 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,357 LAST TIME I CHECKED, METEOROLOGISTS WORE PANTS. 29 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:40,561 WELL, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, WE WERE NUMBER THREE IN A THREE-STATION MARKET. 30 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,697 THEREFORE, WEAR THE SKIRT OR HIT THE BRICKS. [ Scoffs ] 31 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:47,234 TOM, I KNOW THIS IS HARD ON YOUR DIGNITY. 32 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,436 UNLESS WE FIND A WAY TO BEAT... CHAD SYMMONZ, 33 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:53,941 HEY, YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE ? COME ON. WE'RE STUCK. 34 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,945 CLIMB ABOARD AS WE-- WHOA-- DIP DOWN UNDERNEATH THE CLOUDS... 35 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,880 FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE CHANNEL 10 36 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,283 [ Echoing ] THREE-D "DOPELER" RADAR. 37 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,585 IT'S DOPPLER RADAR, YOU MORON. 38 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,721 FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM, FROM THE SIDE TO THE SIDE. 39 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,658 IF YOU WANNA WEAR PANTS, GET CHAD SYMMONZ' RATINGS. 40 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,761 WOW, WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ? RIGHT HERE IN SYRACUSE... 41 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,564 WE'RE GONNA BE ROCKIN' THE OLD CASBAH WITH-- GET THIS-- 42 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:20,568 WOW, 60 DEGREES ! WELL, IF YOU-- 43 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,937 [ Man On Radio ] IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, HERE'S TODAY'S WACKY-- 44 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:25,973 [ Boy Narrating ] WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THOSE FREAKISHLY WARM WINTERS... 45 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:29,810 THAT ARE PRETTY POPULAR AMONG-- WELL, FREAKS. 46 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,712 OH, YEAH. 47 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,480 WHOA ! 48 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,885 MEET PRINCIPAL KEN WEAVER, 49 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:41,789 THE MAN WHO WAS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY KID'S WINTER HIT PARADE. 50 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,757 WHAT ? 51 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,495 MAN, OH, MAN OF LA MANCHA ! 52 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,899 PRINCIPAL WEAVER ? YOU HIT PRINCIPAL WEAVER ! 53 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,806 [ Shouting ] IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT ? IS IT ? 54 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,608 WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS ? 55 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,343 [ Radio ] ♪ WE'RE HAVIN' A HEAT WAVE ♪ 56 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,511 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU ♪ 57 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,013 ♪ A TROPICAL HEAT WAVE ♪ 58 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:10,417 ♪ NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES FOR ME OH, YOU'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL ♪ 59 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,619 ♪ OH, YOU'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL ♪ 60 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:12,953 THE GUY'S GETTIN' WAY TOO COCKY. 61 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,389 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S RUBBIN' OUR FACES IN IT. 62 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:19,860 LOOK AT ME ! I'M AN ISOSCELES TRIANGLE ! BIG TARGET ! COME ON ! 63 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:25,666 THAT CLAM DIP'S GOTTA LEARN THAT WINTER'S NOT OVER TILL WE SAY IT'S OVER. 64 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:29,770 QUICK, LET'S RELOAD. THIS MAN IS ASKIN' FOR IT. 65 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,439 THAT'S IT FROM LAST YEAR'S STASH. 66 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,376 GUESS WE'RE OUT UNTIL IT SNOWS AGAIN. 67 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,511 IF IT SNOWS. 68 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,849 [ Sighs ] IT'LL SNOW. 69 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:58,766 [ Boy Narrating ] WHILE NATALIE WORRIED ABOUT THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SEASON, 70 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,368 I HAD MY MIND ON MORE... IMPORTANT THINGS. 71 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:05,506 ♪ I SEE YOU FLOATING BY ME ♪ 72 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:10,010 HER NAME WAS CLAIRE BONNER. WAS I OBSESSED ? 73 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:14,381 LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER OF TIMES SHE BLINKS PER MINUTE. 74 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,390 INTERESTING. YOU SEE, THAT PARTICULAR DIVE WAS TELLING ME... 75 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,693 THAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE IN HER LIFE. 76 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:29,997 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE BOLD, FRESH, SEXY. 77 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,835 HAL, CLAIRE BONNER WOULDN'T SPIT ON YOU IF YOUR HAIR WAS ON FIRE. 78 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,372 TO PEOPLE LIKE HER, PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE INVISIBLE. 79 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:43,577 YOU GUYS THINK I'M INVISIBLE ? THEN I GUESS SHE WON'T SEE ME WHEN I DO THIS. 80 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,847 ♪ YOU DO IT FOR ME YEAH, YOU DO IT ♪ 81 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,984 ♪ DO IT ♪ ♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪ 82 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,921 ALL RIGHT, SO I'M INVISIBLE. 83 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,591 BUT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN CLAIRE BONNER WILL FINALLY SEE JUST WHAT SHE'S BEEN MISSING. 84 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,961 ♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪ WHOA ! 85 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:06,500 [ Hal Narrating ] YEAH, SHE SAW WHAT SHE WAS MISSIN'-- ME, HAL BRANDSTON, MR. SMOOTH. 86 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,069 [ Laughing ] WAY TO GO, BRANDSTON. 87 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:20,514 MY ORIGINAL IDEA WAS TO STAY UNDERWATER UNTIL I DIED, 88 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:24,384 BUT, LUCKILY, THE DEEP END HAD OTHER PLANS FOR ME. 89 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,867 IT WAS DESTINY. 90 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:47,574 DUDE, JUST GO OVER THERE AND GIVE HER THE BRACELET. I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE. 91 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,911 DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT ? I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 92 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,081 [ Brakes Squealing ] 93 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,551 HEY, BABE, HOP IN. EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR US AT THE DINER. 94 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,453 GO AWAY. CLAIRE-BEAR. 95 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:04,091 WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE ? YOU WON'T RETURN MY CALLS. YOU WON'T TALK TO ME. 96 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:08,195 I TOLD YOU I NEEDED SOME TIME TO THINK. WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT ? 97 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,999 YOU'RE CLAIRE BONNER, AND I'M CHUCK WHEELER. WE'RE AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM. 98 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,168 [ Scoffs ] NOT ANYMORE. [ Students Laughing ] 99 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,172 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ? 100 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,873 HUH ? [ Tires Screeching ] 101 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:46,533 [ Natalie ] YOU HAVE DEFIED THE MIGHTY MELTAR FOR THE LAST TIME. 102 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:50,237 PREPARE TO TASTE THE FLAME OF JUSTICE, FREON. 103 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:54,641 HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ? IT'S DOCTOR FREON-- DOCTOR ! 104 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:59,613 NATALIE ? HEY, FANGOR ! YOU CAME HERE JUST IN TIME. 105 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,682 GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 106 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,951 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THESE GUYS ? 107 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,086 THEY'RE NOT TOYS. THEY'RE COLLECTIBLES. 108 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:10,591 IT WOULD SEEM YOUR BROTHER IS SOMETHING OF A NIMROD, IS HE NOT ? 109 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,193 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU, MR. FREON. 110 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,196 THAT'S DOCTOR FREON. DOCTOR. 111 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,066 SERIOUSLY-- HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, OKAY ? 112 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:22,536 IF I'M GONNA SELL THESE GUYS, I'VE GOTTA KEEP THEM MINT. 113 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:26,139 SELL THEM ? YOU CAN'T. WE'RE A TEAM. YOU CAN'T SPLIT US UP. 114 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,242 NATS, TEAMS SPLIT UP ALL THE TIME. IT HAPPENS. 115 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:33,080 BUT WHO'S GONNA DEFEND THE UNIVERSE ? THE UNIVERSE'LL BE JUST FINE. 116 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,017 NO, IT WON'T. 117 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,056 DAD, IS IT EVER GONNA SNOW ? 118 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:47,561 OH, I DON'T KNOW, SWEETHEART. 119 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,264 IT'S BEEN TOUGH LATELY. LAST YEAR WAS EL NINO, 120 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,766 THIS YEAR IT'S-- EL SUCKO. 121 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,736 EL SUCKO-- YEAH. 122 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:59,106 RANDAL, IS THAT THE WAY WE EAT SOUP IN THIS HOUSE ? 123 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,113 [ Door Closes ] [ Woman ] NO, I'M SORRY. 124 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:10,150 NO. HE WANTS TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, HE'S GONNA LOSE A LITTLE BLOOD. 125 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,287 UH-HUH. YES, I KNOW. THAT'S WH-- 126 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,821 [ Gasps ] 127 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,257 I-I'VE GOTTA GO. 128 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:22,829 I KNOW I'M LATE AGAIN. I'M SORRY. 129 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:26,934 OH, I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHER. I ADMIT IT. RIGHT AGAIN. 130 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:31,638 BUT I KNOW THAT IN YOUR HEARTS YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO FORGIVE ME. 131 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,344 AND YOU ARE-- [ All Laugh ] 132 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:40,614 RANDY, CALL SECURITY. YES, SIR. 133 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,917 THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S VERY FUNNY. VERY FUNNY. [ Slurping ] 134 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:48,755 SO, WHAT'D I MISS ? I CAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH. WANNA SEE ? 135 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,225 SHOW MOM. 136 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,629 WOW. THAT'S DANDY, HONEY. 137 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,865 THAT'S WONDERFUL ! THAT'S COOL. 138 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,335 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 139 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,773 [ Ringing Continues ] 140 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,713 [ Ringing Continues ] THIS DOLLAR IS YOURS IF YOU LET IT RING. 141 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:16,817 PLEASE. EASIEST BUCK I EVER MADE IN MY LIFE. 142 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,919 OH, BROTHER. 143 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,256 [ Ringing Continues ] 144 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,928 SO, HOW WAS, UH, EVERYBODY'S DAY ? [ Ringing Continues ] 145 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,764 GOOD. ♪ [ Whistles ] 146 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,968 [ Ringing Continues ] 147 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,706 I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A SECOND. TALK TO ME. 148 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,244 I GUESS THAT PHONE CALL MUST'VE BEEN IMPORTANT. 149 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:04,698 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 150 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:08,735 ♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE ♪ 151 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:14,141 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 152 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:18,945 ♪ FOR A LOVE THAT WILL SURVIVE ♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 153 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,382 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD COME IN MY ROOM. 154 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,818 JUST... GET OUT OF MY ROOM ! 155 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,995 [ Knocking ] HI, NATS. 156 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,063 HEY, DAD. 157 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,932 ANYTHING OUT THERE ? I THINK SO. 158 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,002 IT'S GETTING COLDER OUT. THE NEEDLE MOVED A LITTLE BIT. 159 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,337 OH. 160 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,207 THAT IT HAS. THAT IT HAS. 161 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,709 MAYBE WE GOT A LITTLE LOW PRESSURE HEADIN' OUR WAY. 162 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,713 [ Knocking ] HEY, GUYS, I'M GOIN' OUT. 163 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,384 GOOD. WHY "GOOD" ? 164 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,853 HE'S BEEN ACTING ALL WEIRD LATELY. 165 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,855 WELL, HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND. 166 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,892 YOU KNOW, GIRLS, AND-- 167 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,863 PRETTY MUCH MOSTLY GIRLS. 168 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,934 IS THAT WHY HE'S WEARING A GIRL'S ANKLE BRACELET ? 169 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,736 COULD BE. COULD BE. 170 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,941 YOU KNOW, BOYS HAL'S AGE-- THEY LIKE TO EXPERIMENT. DID YOU SAY ANKLE BRACELET ? 171 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:21,875 MM-HMM. 172 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,447 WELL, IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 173 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,283 OH, I FORGOT ! I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 174 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,819 MOM GAVE ME THIS WHEN I STARTED OUT AT THE STATION. 175 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,921 IT'S SORT OF A GOOD-LUCK CHARM. 176 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,990 MAYBE IT'LL WORK BETTER FOR YOU. 177 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:44,297 COOL. THANKS. 178 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:48,168 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU GUYS HELP OUT HERE ? IT'S STUCK. 179 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,137 [ Groaning ] 180 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,939 YOU GET THE HEAD, I'LL GET THE CROWBAR. 181 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,841 [ Scoffs ] 182 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:58,812 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 183 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,881 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪ 184 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,916 DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE A PATTERN HERE. 185 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:07,354 I MEAN, THE BRACELET, THE BREAKUP, [ Sighs ] 186 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,123 THE FACT THAT WE'RE BOTH BIG FANS OF WHALES. 187 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,192 WHALES ? 188 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:16,062 YEAH, WHALES-- NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ? 189 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:19,566 EXACTLY. HAL, YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME. 190 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,270 IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT WITH PATTY KRONE ? 191 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,540 FOR SOME REASON, SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE. [ Laughing ] 192 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,013 NO, I CAN'T GO OUT WITH A LEG-JIGGLER. 193 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015 BESIDES, THIS THING WITH ME AND CLAIRE-- IT'S DESTINY. 194 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,284 [ Laughs ] ARE YOU CATCHING ANY OF THIS ? 195 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,187 OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT PROOF ? 196 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,889 WELL, THIS IS IT. 197 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,965 [ Thinking ] OKAY, HERE WE GO. 198 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,168 [ Exhales ] BREATHE, BREATHE. 199 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,938 EASY, EASY. NICE AND EASY. 200 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,074 WHO'S THE MAN ? WHO'S THE MAN ? YOU'RE THE MAN. COME ON. 201 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,146 LET'S GO. KEEP IT MOVIN'. 202 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:11,885 WELL, HERE I COME, BABY, LARGE AND IN CHARGE AND TOTALLY... 203 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:16,356 [ Chattering, Indistinct ] INVISIBLE. 204 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,359 LET ME SEE. NO, YOU LOOK TOTALLY-- 205 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,028 [ Continuing, Indistinct ] 206 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,105 I WISH IT WAS THIS EASY. 207 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,955 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? DAYDREAMING ? 208 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:25,025 JUST CATCHING SNOWFLAKES. THEY TASTE GOOD ? 209 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,028 MM-HMM. IT'S GETTING LATE. COME ON. 210 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:32,232 SCOOT DOWN. THERE YA GO. TOMORROW IS A SCHOOL DAY. 211 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,101 DON'T RUB IT IN. LOVE YOU. 212 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,103 SWEET DREAMS. 213 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,206 NIGHT. 214 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,043 NIGHT, HONEY. [ Door Closes ] 215 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:12,172 YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES, MR. SUNSHINE. 216 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,174 [ Air Expelling ] 217 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,346 WHOA. 218 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,215 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 219 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,326 THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, 220 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,463 CAN IT ? 221 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:40,200 SNOW, AND LOTS OF IT, FOLKS. I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, 222 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,370 THIS ONE ALMOST CAUGHT US BY SURPRISE, BUT WE WERE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 223 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,706 THIS WAS A FAST-MOVING LITTLE SYSTEM COMING OUT OF THE JET STREAM... 224 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,744 DOWN FROM CANADA, COLLIDING WITH THE WARM, SOUTHERLY FLOW WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING. 225 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,180 I GOTTA TELL YA, FOLKS, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE BIG. 226 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,121 [ Snoring Quietly ] 227 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,291 [ Groaning ] 228 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,267 [ Murmuring ] 229 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:49,335 [ Shouting ] SNO-O-O-O-W ! 230 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,783 [ Reporter ] WITH LAST NIGHT'S RECORD SNOWFALL GRINDING THE SYRACUSE AREA TO A HALT, 231 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,787 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TRAVELER'S ADVISORY FOR TODAY. 232 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,391 I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT'S BEEN CLOSED, SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 233 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,528 THE FOLLOWING ARE CLOSED FOR TODAY: TITAN TOOL AND DIE, 234 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,798 THE CAROUSEL MALL, THE HEALTH BARN, 235 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,400 FROMLIN'S CORDUROY SHOP, 236 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,370 AND, FINALLY, THE WEEKLY POKER GAME AT MY HOUSE. [ Chuckles ] 237 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,407 THAT CONCLUDES THE LIST OF CLOSINGS FOR TODAY. [ Sighs ] 238 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,543 [ Cackles ] 239 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,680 NO, THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO US. 240 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,282 OH, AND I FORGOT ONE. 241 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,689 ALL SCHOOLS ARE OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOR A SNOW DAY. [ Cheering ] 242 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,290 [ Whimpers ] 243 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,694 [ Giggling ] 244 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,465 [ Cheering ] [ Weeping ] 245 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,137 NO SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL ! 246 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,340 WHOO ! NO SCHOOL. 247 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,610 [ Sighs ] SNOW DAY. 248 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,213 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY, SNOW DAY, SNOW DAY ! 249 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,650 SNOW DAY ! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, HAL ! 250 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,788 [ Rumbling ] OH, NO. 251 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,628 [ Rumbling Continues ] 252 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,808 [ Chattering, Yelling ] 253 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,611 [ Hal Narrating ] NO MATTER HOW BRAVE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE, 254 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,682 JUST HEARING HIS NAME COULD MAKE YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN FLORIDA. 255 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,551 SNOWPLOWMAN ! 256 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:49,822 TO ADULTS HE WAS JUST SOME CREEPY GUY WITH A PLOW NAMED "DARLING CLEMENTINE." 257 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,825 BUT TO US, HE'S A SNOW-DAY ASSASSIN, 258 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,230 A MAN IN SERIOUS NEED OF A GOOD FLOSSING. 259 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,404 [ Screaming ] LEGEND HAS IT HIS TIRE CHAINS ARE MADE... 260 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:08,207 FROM THE BRACES OF KIDS WHO DIDN'T GET OUT OF HIS WAY. 261 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,644 [ Sniffles ] THEY SAY THE ONLY THING HIS HEART REALLY LOVES... 262 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,747 IS HIS BIRD, TRUDY. [ Squawking ] 263 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,816 [ Cooing ] 264 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:22,288 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ! [ Screaming ] 265 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,924 [ Honking ] [ Whooping ] 266 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,893 [ Laughing ] 267 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,295 [ Screaming ] 268 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,663 NO-O-O-O ! 269 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,841 I REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM. 270 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,410 HE'S NOT A FUN GUY. 271 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,012 HE'S GOTTA BE STOPPED-- TODAY. 272 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:50,350 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HAL ? WE SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE THE YEAR, DIDN'T WE ? 273 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,520 UH, NATS-- THE PRIZE-- THE LEGENDARY SECOND SNOW DAY. 274 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,958 THINK OF IT, HAL-- TWO IN A ROW. WE'VE NEVER HAD TWO IN A ROW BEFORE. 275 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928 SORRY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHIN' I GOTTA DO. 276 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,964 "CLAIRE BONNER" ? WHO'S SHE ? 277 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,301 JUST THIS GIRL. YOU DON'T KNOW HER. WAIT A SECOND. 278 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,337 YOU'RE GONNA WASTE A SNOW DAY ON SOME GIRL ? 279 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,407 LOOK, TOMORROW EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO NORMAL. 280 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,443 AND WHEN IT DOES, I'LL JUST BE ONE OF A MILLION GUYS... 281 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,346 WISHING THAT CLAIRE BONNER WAS THEIR GIRLFRIEND. 282 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,715 BUT TODAY, MAYBE I CAN CHANGE THAT. 283 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,451 BUT WE'RE A TEAM. YEAH, AND WE ALWAYS WILL BE. 284 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,987 BUT I GOTTA GO SOLO TODAY, ALL RIGHT ? 285 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,857 THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY. 286 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,528 OH, COME ON, MOM. GIVE ME A BREAK. 287 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,464 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STAY HOME. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVING YOU A BREAK. 288 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,934 OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. WE'LL LEAVE RANDY HERE BY HIMSELF. 289 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,909 [ Growling ] 290 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,580 BRIEFCASE-- CHECK. 291 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,083 COMMUTER MUG-- CHECK. 292 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,087 LUCKY TROLL DOLL-- CHECK. 293 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,990 LOOK OUT, ASIAN CARBONATED BEVERAGE MARKET, 294 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,526 HERE COMES TROUBLE. 295 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,982 DON'T WORRY MOM. THERE'LL BE OTHER WORK DAYS. 296 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,952 [ Hal Narrating ] I DIDN'T FEEL TOO BAD. MOM MAY HAVE LOST THE CHANCE... 297 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,656 TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, BUT SHE GAINED A LITTLE QUALITY TIME. 298 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,591 [ Growling ] 299 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:42,995 CLEAN MOMMY'S COAT. GOOD. OKAY. OKAY. 300 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,637 AS FOR ME-- [ Kids Shouting ] 301 00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:55,141 WELL, I STOOD ON THE THRESHOLD OF A BRAVE NEW WORLD. 302 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:15,161 [ Grumbling ] WINTER WONDERLAND, MY BUTT ! 303 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:20,533 HEY. BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT, MR. OGELTHORP ? OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 304 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:24,771 "NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR--" WHAT'S THE LAST ONE, MR. HEBERT ? 305 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,941 [ Chuckles ] EVERYBODY MAKES FUN OF THE MAILMAN. 306 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,630 OH, GREAT. THAT'S JUST GREAT. 307 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:55,535 WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY CAR-- 308 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,904 MY OWN LITTLE BLUE CAR. 309 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,474 TODAY IS REALLY, 310 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,710 [ Groaning ] REALLY... SHAPIN' UP. 311 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,746 ♪ [ Short Whistle ] 312 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,488 ♪ [ Short Whistle ] 313 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,528 [ Grunts ] 314 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,100 IF YOU KIDS THINK-- 315 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:30,937 BECAUSE I'M NOT-- 316 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,175 YOU KIDS WANNA PLAY ROUGH ? 317 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,544 I INVENTED ROUGH ! 318 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248 I-- AGH ! 319 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,183 [ Panting ] 320 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,787 MUST... MUSTER THE COURAGE... OF TEN PRINCIPALS. 321 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,623 MUST GET HOME. 322 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:54,227 I-- AGH ! 323 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,696 OOH-- NOW ! 324 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,039 NO. NO. NO-O-O-O ! 325 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,278 NO-O-O-O ! 326 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,780 NO-O-O-O ! 327 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,284 [ Yells ] 328 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,220 YOU'VE GOT THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD COW. OH, YEAH ? 329 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:25,258 BUT YET IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS I WHO HAS THE OXYGEN-DEPRIVING SLEEPER HOLD. 330 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,292 OKAY. OKAY ! 331 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,562 [ Laughing ] YOU WIN. 332 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:34,300 HEY, I WONDER IF IN HAWAII, INSTEAD OF SNOW DAYS, THEY HAVE "LAVA DAYS." 333 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:38,304 YEAH, I HEARD IN LOS ANGELES THEY GET OFF ON BAD HAIR DAYS. I HEARD THAT. 334 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,807 HEY, YOU KNOW, 335 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:47,680 THE PROBLEM WITH SNOW ANGELS IS THAT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT ONE. 336 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,684 THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT. 337 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,686 COME HERE. 338 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:59,825 [ Grunting ] NOT ALWAYS. IT'S PERFECT. 339 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,827 IT SURE IS. 340 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,298 COME ON. 341 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:09,902 HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO TODAY ? 342 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,738 START AN AVALANCHE ! 343 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,840 I'VE GOT A BRACELET TO RETURN. 344 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,643 NO. NO, NO. COME ON, LANE. 345 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:20,980 THIS SNOW DAY HAPPENED FOR A REASON. IT'S GIVEN ME A SECOND CHANCE WITH CLAIRE. 346 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,950 HAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA DO ? 347 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,019 HUG YOU TO HER CHEST, LICK YOUR EAR AND CALL YOU "BUNKY" ? 348 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:30,156 OKAY, FINE. MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE, BUT I DO. 349 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:34,727 OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ? MAN, YOU'RE DUMB ! 350 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:38,731 LOVE ISN'T ABOUT FATE AND MAGIC BRACELETS AND DESTINY. 351 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:44,870 IT'S ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME. 352 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,707 YOU'RE A REAL ROMANTIC, YOU KNOW THAT ? 353 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,842 THIS IS GONNA END IN FLAMES. 354 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,078 COME ON, LANE. HAVE A LITTLE FAITH. 355 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,714 IT IS A SNOW DAY. 356 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,849 [ Lane Sighs ] [ Hal Chuckles ] 357 00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:59,685 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 358 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,755 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪ 359 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,657 ♪ COME ON ♪ 360 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,959 ♪ SAY OOH-LA-LA, SASSON ♪ 361 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,930 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪ 362 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:14,934 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪ 363 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,670 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA ♪ 364 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,839 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING ? [ Video Game Beeping ] 365 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,174 CHET'S TRYING TO BREAK HIS ALL-TIME RECORD. 366 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:27,880 AH, MAN, YOU BLEW IT ! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO LAY DOWN THE RUG. 367 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,217 WE WILL. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OFF. 368 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,754 WAYNE, I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUT EATING TOO MUCH OF THAT STUFF. 369 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,222 YEAH, MAN. 370 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:39,125 WITH ALL THOSE LAYERS YOU'RE WEARING, IF YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM-- 371 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,994 I DON'T KNOW. IT COULD BE CLOSE. [ Laughs ] 372 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,666 ALL RIGHT ! YOU BROUGHT MELTAR ! 373 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,136 SO WHERE'S HIS FAITHFUL SIDEKICK, FANGOR ? 374 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:54,707 CHASING SOME GIRL. DON'T EVEN ASK. 375 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,743 SO, WHAT'S OUR QUEST TODAY ? 376 00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:02,248 YOU KNOW WHAT MELTAR SAYS. "LISTEN TO THE WIND !" 377 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:05,384 [ Rumbling ] 378 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,789 THAT'S NOT THE WIND. 379 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,857 [ Rumbling Continues ] 380 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,977 SNOWPLOWMAN. 381 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,119 [ Screaming ] 382 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,721 COME ON, MOVE IT ! [ Squawking ] 383 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:50,096 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. COULDN'T WE JUST GO BACK AND MAKE A SNOWMAN ? 384 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,732 NO WAY. THIS IS THE YEAR HAL AND I SAID WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIM DOWN. 385 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:58,304 WELL, HAL'S NOT HERE, SO-- SNOWBALL, NOW. 386 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,941 WHAT DO YA NEED ? I GOT YOUR STANDARD "SLUSHBALL"-- ALWAYS DEPENDABLE. 387 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:07,012 THE EVER-POPULAR "MOONBALL"-- THE LAST THING HE SEES IS YOU MOONIN' HIM. 388 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:10,950 I'VE GOT THE JELLY-FILLED "SNOWNUT"... 389 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:14,787 AND THIS ONE-- IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. 390 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:19,925 GIMME THE "SNOWNUT." AW, MAN ! I GOTTA WHIZ ! 391 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,231 [ Kids Screaming ] 392 00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,945 IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 393 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,947 I'LL GO WITH "NOW" ! 394 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,223 [ Engine Falters, Quits ] 395 00:29:58,197 --> 00:29:59,398 OH, WOW. 396 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:26,091 [ Engine Starts ] [ All Scream ] 397 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,836 RUN ! 398 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:42,074 PUT SOME OOMPH INTO IT, WAYNE-O ! 399 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:46,212 [ Horn Honking ] [ Screaming ] NO ! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ! 400 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,447 I DON'T WANNA DIE WITH MY PANTS DOWN ! 401 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,350 [ Screaming ] 402 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,220 HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HUNT WITH THE BIG DOGS, 403 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,488 YOU BETTER SIT ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUPS ! 404 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,491 [ Whooping ] [ Squawking ] 405 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:03,896 COME ON, YOU GUYS ! GO ! RUN ! 406 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,133 COME ON, CHET ! GO, GO ! I'M GOIN' ! 407 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:11,070 COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO ! 408 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,472 [ Whooping, Laughing ] 409 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:19,144 [ Screaming ] MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN ! 410 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,351 [ Whimpers, Farts ] 411 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:28,153 [ Whooping ] 412 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:43,068 [ Squawks ] [ Sniffing ] 413 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,337 [ Woman On Monitor ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 414 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,607 THE OFFICE IS CLOSED DOWN, AND YOU MAKE ME COME TO WORK. 415 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:52,177 I HAD TO WALK THE WHOLE WAY. 416 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:56,415 LOOK AT MY TOES-- THEY'RE FROZEN, LIKE TATER TOTS. 417 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,184 NONA, HONEY, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ? 418 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,353 [ Imitates Engine ] I AM COMPLETELY SNOWED IN HERE. 419 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:04,189 LAURA, EVERYBODY ELSE IS TAKIN' THE DAY OFF. WHY CAN'T WE ? 420 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,525 BECAUSE WE HAVE WORKED TOO HARD AND TOO LONG... [ Toys Crashing ] 421 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,628 TO LET A LITTLE SNOW GET IN THE WAY OF A 42% GLOBAL MARKET SHARE. 422 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,930 [ Sighs ] COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 423 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,267 NOW, THE FIRST THING I NEED IS THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT. 424 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:20,239 THE FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A STUN GUN FOR YOUR KID. MMM. 425 00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,243 [ Gasps ] I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 426 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,415 RANDY, RANDY, HONEY. RANDY, SWEETIE. HONEY, HONEY. 427 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,418 IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR HEAD ? I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. 428 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,387 MRS. HUFFNER LETS US GO OUTSIDE SCHOOL. 429 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,723 I KNOW, HONEY, BUT REMEMBER WHAT MOMMY SAID ? 430 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,426 THE SECOND HER WORK IS DONE WE'LL GO OUTSIDE. OKAY ? 431 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,698 [ Huffs ] 432 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,572 TELL ME A STORY. 433 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,508 [ Chuckles ] OKAY. 434 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,544 OKAY, OKAY. 435 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:02,214 [ Sighs ] ONCE UPON A TIME, 436 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:06,685 IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY, THERE LIVED A LITTLE PRINCE. 437 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:11,623 MRS. HUFFNER TELLS US THE STORY ABOUT THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY. 438 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,728 I SEE. WELL, MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW THAT STORY. 439 00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:19,264 CAN MRS. HUFFNER DO... THIS ? 440 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:22,334 [ Imitates Donkey, Giggles ] 441 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,704 MRS. HUFFNER BRINGS IN THE REAL DONKEY. 442 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,540 UH-HUH. WELL, 443 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,744 DID MRS. HUFFNER GIVE YOU THAT PAINT SET FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY A WHOLE WEEK EARLY ? 444 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,680 HMM ? IT'S ON MOMMY'S BED. 445 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,618 [ Whoops ] YEAH ! YEAH ! [ Laughs ] 446 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,454 [ Sighs ] TAKE THAT, MRS. HUFFNER. 447 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,356 [ Chuckles ] 448 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,291 [ Whimpering ] 449 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,728 [ Boy ] COME ON ! TAKE A RIDE ON MY SLED. 450 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,697 [ Grunts ] 451 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:57,503 HEY, PRINCIPAL WEAVER. [ Laughing ] HEY, KIDS ! 452 00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,472 ENJOYING YOUR DAY OFF ? I KNOW I SURE AM. 453 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,742 [ Laughing ] GOTTA GO. 454 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:08,313 I 'M... TAKING... NAMES ! [ Both Laugh ] 455 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:12,050 I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT CLAIRE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME. 456 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,621 I KNOW WHAT CHUCK IS GOING TO SAY-- "PREPARE TO DIE, WASTE CASE." 457 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:20,459 CHUCK ? HE HAD HIS CHANCE. TODAY SHE'S ALL MINE. 458 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,495 ♪ BABY HOW CAN YOU DOUBT MY LOVE ♪ 459 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,465 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE THE REASON I'M SMILIN' ♪ 460 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,701 [ Commotion Outside ] 461 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,670 CLAIRE ! 462 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,605 [ Shouting ] 463 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,478 I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE. I WANNA STROKE YOUR HAIR. 464 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,147 [ Commotion Continues ] 465 00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:45,684 I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE. [ Snickers ] IT'S LIKE... "CLAIRE-STOCK." 466 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,753 [ Chuckles ] 467 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:58,130 BILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ? WORD GETS AROUND, DUDE. 468 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,800 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY WHO KNEW THEY BROKE UP. 469 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,837 SOME OF THESE GUYS-- THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ROCHESTER. 470 00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:07,439 HA, HA. WHEELER ! 471 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,676 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME. BEAT IT, DIPS ! 472 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:14,146 GOT THAT, KORN ? NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT... 473 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,583 BEFORE YOU ALL GET FREE PASSES TO THE CHUCK WHEELER HOUSE OF PAIN. 474 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,555 [ Screaming ] 475 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,863 CLAIRE-BEAR, IT'S ME ! 476 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:34,566 REST ASSURED, I WILL FIND THE HOOLIGANS WHO EGGED MY HOUSE-- LET ME UP ! WE GOTTA TALK. 477 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,603 CLAIRE, I'M BEGGING YOU ! SORRY, CHUCK. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 478 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,239 [ Volume Increasing ] STAY WITH US, WON'T YOU ? WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... 479 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,709 WITH A LIVE CHANNEL 6 WEATHER UPDATE RIGHT AFTER THIS. 480 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,613 CHEER UP. AT LEAST SHE WATCHES YOUR DAD'S STATION. 481 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,616 CLAIRE, PLEASE ! 482 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:52,885 IF OUR THREE YEARS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, YEAH, SHE DOES. 483 00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:55,554 JUST GIVE ME ONE LITTLE MINUTE. 484 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,927 ALL RIGHT, BUT ONLY A MINUTE. 485 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:09,668 WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR. YOU WANTED TO WEAR PANTS ? YOU ARE WEARING PANTS. 486 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,639 TINA, PEOPLE DON'T WANT THIS FROSTY THE WEATHERMAN STUFF. 487 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,275 THEY DON'T. I'VE SEEN IT IN THEIR EYES. THEY WANT REAL WEATHER... 488 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,878 FROM THE ONLY GUY AROUND TOWN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. ACTUALLY, TOM, 489 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:23,815 RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN JUGGLE FIRE AND MAKE COOL SOUND EFFECTS. 490 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,719 NO, YOU'RE WRONG. PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT WHO PREDICTED THE STORM FIRST. 491 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,889 AND WHEN THEY DO, WATCH OUT, CHAD SYMMONZ. 492 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,692 CLAIRE-BEAR, 493 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,962 WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY WAS... YESTERDAY. 494 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,231 TODAY IS TODAY-- 495 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,700 A DAY TO GO SKATING. 496 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,705 [ Belches ] WHAT DO YOU SAY, CLAIRE, HUH ? 497 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:50,709 CHUCK, WE BROKE UP. YEAH, BUT NOT TECHNICALLY. 498 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,945 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. YES, TECHNICALLY. 499 00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,913 LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW ! 500 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,883 AND THAT'S WHAT KIDS ALL OVER CENTRAL NEW YORK ARE SAYING TODAY, 501 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,985 AS LAST NIGHT'S RECORD SNOWFALL... 502 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,821 OH, HONEY. TURNED THEIR WORLD INTO A WINTER WONDERLAND. 503 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:08,493 I'M HERE AT SLUPPERTON HILL, OR, AS THE KIDS HERE TODAY LIKE TO CALL IT, SUICIDE HILL. 504 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,997 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SAY "YEA, WINTER"... 505 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,300 THAN WITH A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED TOBOGGAN RIDE ? 506 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,235 HEY, DAD ! 507 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,773 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK MY FRIENDS HERE TO GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE PUSH. 508 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,877 I SAID A LITTLE ONE ! NO ! PLEASE ! OH ! 509 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,246 LOOK OUT DOWN THERE ! 510 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:32,317 [ Continues Shouting ] 511 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,420 ♪ COME ON, COME ON AND TELL ME ♪ 512 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,724 WHOA ! MOVE IT, EVERYBODY ! 513 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,962 TOM ! 514 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:47,265 ♪ AND TELL ME WHY IS IT TAKIN' SO LONG ♪ TOM ! 515 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,736 ♪ FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE AND STOP ♪ 516 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:53,905 CAREFUL ! ♪ ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUN I'M HAVIN' FUN ♪ 517 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,974 ♪ BUILDINGS SNEAKIN' UP ON ME ♪ 518 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,377 ♪ I TAKE A LOOK AT THE SKY A PLANE GOES BY ♪ 519 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:02,414 WHAT IS THIS ? FRANK, PAN OFF HIM. PAN OFF HIM, FRANK ! 520 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,450 DO SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING ! 521 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,320 CLAIRE, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. 522 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,857 MY NAME'S HAL. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW YOU. 523 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:15,327 LIKE, I KNOW THAT YOUR FAVORITE GUM IS WATERMELON BUBBLICIOUS, 524 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,963 THAT YOU CAN'T GO A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT DIVING... 525 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:22,034 AND THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING BROWN EYES I'VE EVER SEEN. 526 00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:26,304 I ALSO KNOW THAT YESTERDAY AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM BROKE UP. CHOICE ! 527 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,874 PERSONALLY, I THINK IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE. 528 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:32,844 SO, TODAY, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT TO DO NEXT, 529 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,947 I SAY TRY SOMETHING NEW-- ME. 530 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,917 IT'S A SNOW DAY, CLAIRE. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 531 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,389 [ Test Pattern Tone ] 532 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,398 HAL, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I USED TO WEAR A LITTLE COLOGNE TO GET A GIRL TO NOTICE ME. 533 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:58,336 I'M SORRY, DAD, BUT IT'S JUST THAT THIS GIRL IS JUST SO-- 534 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,507 YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST-- OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. GETS YOUR BLOOD RUNNING, HUH ? 535 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,911 WELL, YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 536 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:09,614 WE METEOROLOGISTS ARE TRAINED FOR THE UNPREDICTABLE. UH, TOM ? 537 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:13,452 YOU MIGHT WANNA LOOK AT THIS. WE WERE TAPING THE CHANNEL 10 FEED, AND, UH-- 538 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:18,123 AND WHO WAS THERE FIRST LAST NIGHT WHEN THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING ? 539 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:22,461 WHY, CHAD SYMMONZ, OF COURSE. WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA, 540 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:25,363 YOU CAN BET YOUR BOOTS THAT I'LL BE THERE... FIRST. 541 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,468 FIRST ONE, MY BUTT ! LIAR ! 542 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:34,372 LIAR ! WHO WAS FIRST ? WHO WAS IT ? YOU LIAR ! NO. NO, TOM. 543 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,875 IT'S OKAY. COME ON. DROP IT. WHO WAS FIRST ? 544 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,011 JUST ONE. JUST ONE. NO. NO ! OKAY. LIAR ! 545 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,048 SO, HOW WAS I ? 546 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,016 [ Sighs ] 547 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:49,488 REMEMBER IN SIXTH GRADE WHEN YOU WORE THOSE RAINBOW SUSPENDERS ALL YEAR... 548 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:53,058 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE SO COOL ? 549 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,428 IT WAS KINDA LIKE THAT. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN', OKAY ? 550 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:59,064 [ Engine Buzzing ] 551 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:03,001 THEN ENLIGHTEN ME. HOW DOES THAT WORK INTO YOUR PLANS ? 552 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,540 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, HAL ? THEY ALWAYS GET BACK TOGETHER. 553 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,546 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ 554 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:18,016 ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪ 555 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:22,420 ♪ RACIN' THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ 556 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,091 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN ♪ [ Sighs ] 557 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:30,495 ♪ THIS FEELIN' THAT REMAINS ♪ 558 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:37,002 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪ 559 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:40,705 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪ 560 00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,875 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ 561 00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:49,147 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DECOY ? 562 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,483 I'M THE ONE WHO GOT THE KETCHUP ! SHH ! 563 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:55,086 IF YOU DON'T PLAY DEAD, YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD. THAT'S COMFORTING. 564 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:59,124 [ Horn Honks ] HERE HE COMES. 565 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:04,162 NEXT TIME YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN KETCHUP ! 566 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,665 THIS BETTER NOT STAIN MY COAT. 567 00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:11,536 ♪ OH, MY DARLIN' CLEMENTINE ♪ [ Squawks ] 568 00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:15,841 ♪ YOU ARE LOST AND GONE FOREVER ♪ 569 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:18,476 ♪ DREADFUL SORRY ♪ 570 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,681 [ Squawks ] 571 00:41:25,217 --> 00:41:27,619 [ Gears Grind ] 572 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,554 [ Engine Stops ] 573 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,285 HM-HMM. 574 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,559 [ Farting ] 575 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:13,298 I'M GOING FOR THE KEYS. 576 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,108 UGH. 577 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,712 [ Sniffles ] 578 00:42:42,827 --> 00:42:46,831 AH, UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 579 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,935 A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA. 580 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,870 MMM. 581 00:42:56,775 --> 00:43:00,145 [ Squawks, Sniffles ] 582 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:05,850 [ Singsong ] HELLO, BIRDIE. PRETTY BIRDIE. 583 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,988 YES, YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE. ♪ [ Whistles ] 584 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,825 YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE. YEAH ! HELLO-- 585 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:18,296 [ Squawks ] [ Yells ] GO AWAY ! GO AWAY ! 586 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,837 MMM. 587 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:29,774 CHET ! CHET ! CHET, HELP ! [ Yells ] 588 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,911 [ Both Shouting ] 589 00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:36,982 [ Shouting Continues ] HEY ! GET OUT OF MY PLOW ! 590 00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:42,787 NO. TRUDY ! 591 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,857 YOU WANT HER ? COME GET HER, DIRTBAG. 592 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,661 OH-- THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY ! 593 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,833 TRUDY ! [ Grunts ] 594 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,906 [ Wayne Screams ] [ Sniffles ] 595 00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,976 [ Continues Screaming ] 596 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,050 [ Continues Screaming ] 597 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,019 [ Farts ] 598 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:16,855 [ Whimpers, Farts ] 599 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,657 ♪ LOVE LETTERS ♪ 600 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:25,230 ♪ STRAIGHT FROM YOUR ♪ 601 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:29,834 ♪ HEART ♪ 602 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:34,272 [ Announcer ] OF COURSE, THAT WAS "LOVE LETTERS" BY THE SULTAN OF SMOOTH, 603 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,241 MR. AL MARTINO. 604 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:40,111 WHILE WE'RE STILL IN A ROMANTIC MOOD, SKATERS ARE REMINDED... 605 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,981 THAT THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"... 606 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:48,920 THAN WITH A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF SKATE GUARDS, ON SALE IN THE MAIN OFFICE. 607 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,090 COME ON. IF YOU WON'T DO IT FOR ME, DO IT FOR THEM. 608 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:55,927 HOW MANY YEARS HAS HE BEEN PUTTING EVERYBODY TO SLEEP WITH THAT MUSIC OF HIS ? 609 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:59,164 HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY ? I KNOW I AM. 610 00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:02,700 SO LET'S MAKE THE SCENE, GENE, AS-- WHO ELSE ? 611 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,904 AL MARTINO INVITES US TO ENTER... 612 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,773 A WORLD OF FASCINATION. 613 00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:13,878 ♪ IT WAS FASCINATION ♪ 614 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,915 ♪ I KNOW ♪ [ Skaters Chattering ] 615 00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:21,119 ♪ AND IT MIGHT HAVE ENDED RIGHT THERE ♪ [ Snoring ] 616 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:24,155 ♪ AT THE START ♪ 617 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,858 ♪ JUST A PASSING GLANCE ♪ HEY. 618 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:30,195 CHUCK, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? ASK AWAY. 619 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:33,031 WHO AM I ? [ Scoffs ] YOU'RE MY WOMAN. 620 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,300 NO. WHO AM I AS A PERSON ? 621 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,171 WE'VE BEEN DATING THREE YEARS. WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME ? 622 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:43,341 WHOA. HEAVY. 623 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:47,145 OKAY, WELL, UH, I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL'S A CHIMPANZEE. 624 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:50,782 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT CHIMPS. 625 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:53,051 ♪ ALONE WITH THE MOONLIGHT ABOVE ♪ 626 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:58,156 SPIDER MONKEYS ? ♪ THEN I TOUCHED YOUR HAND ♪ 627 00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:02,327 [ Knocking ] MR. ZELLWEGER, PLEASE, IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! 628 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:05,930 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? OH, MY GOSH. IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 629 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,299 I TRIED TO STOP HER. I REALLY TRIED. STOP WHO FROM DOIN' WHAT ? 630 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:12,337 "AL MARTINO BITES THE BIG ONE." 631 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:15,173 THAT'S WHAT SHE WROTE IN THE BATHROOM STALL-- 632 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:19,978 SOME WEIRD GIRL WITH A DOG COLLAR AND A SNAKE TATTOOED ON HER FACE. 633 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,046 WHAT KIND OF SICKO-- 634 00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:25,984 TAKE ME TO HER NOW ! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-- 635 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:40,064 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT HAVE BRIGHT RED BUTTS ? BABOONS ! 636 00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:42,901 CHUCK, WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES ? 637 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:45,170 THEY'RE GREEN, OF COURSE ! 638 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:51,009 A DARKISH SHADE OF GREEN. IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE BROWN. I'M ON TOP OF IT. 639 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,144 ONE LAST QUESTION. 640 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:56,281 WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM DO I CHEW ? 641 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:04,956 WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM ? WHAT KIND OF BOGUS QUESTION IS THAT ? 642 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,425 KID ON TV KNEW. WHAT KID ON TV ? 643 00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:10,195 HIM. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? 644 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,430 DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND HIS CONTROL, 645 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:16,301 MR. ZELLWEGER CANNOT BE WITH US RIGHT NOW. SO, 646 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,037 TO CONTINUE IN THE PARTY MOOD, 647 00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:24,008 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A SPECIAL SNOW-DAY DEDICATION TO CLAIRE BONNER. 648 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:31,950 HI. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAZY, CLAIRE, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 649 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:36,955 ♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 650 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:49,033 YOU ARE SO DEAD ! 651 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:53,104 WHAT ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 652 00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:01,412 HAL, LET'S GO. I THINK YOU MADE YOUR POINT. YEAH. 653 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:06,284 ♪ PEOPLE SAY WE'RE NOT THE SAME ♪ 654 00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,553 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE I'M IN PAIN ♪ 655 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:13,324 ♪ AM I WASTING MY LIFE WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 656 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,160 MAKES ME SICK ! 657 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,496 SWARMS OF VERMIN. 658 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:23,301 DESTRUCTIVE, IGNORANT CRETINS ! 659 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,303 METALLICA SUCKS. 660 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:31,576 SNOWPLOWMAN ? I MEAN, MR. SNOWPLOWMAN ? 661 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:35,046 I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW THAT STORY... 662 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,416 ABOUT HOW YOU FREQUENTLY GRIND KIDS INTO ROAD SALT ? 663 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,252 THAT'S JUST A STORY, RIGHT ? 664 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:42,520 [ Chuckles Nervously ] 665 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,090 YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. NO RUSH. 666 00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:59,404 I'M TOAST. 667 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:04,242 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 668 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:11,549 OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR AFTERNOON, MA'AM, 669 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:14,585 BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE ABLE... 670 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:17,388 TO TELL ME WHERE I COULD FIND YOUR DAUGHTER ? 671 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:22,460 NATALIE ? NATALIE BRANDSTON ? WHY, IS SHE IN TROUBLE ? 672 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,662 OH, OH. NO ! [ Laughing ] 673 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,598 NO, NO, NO. IT'S AH-- 674 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,703 WELL, JUST A BUNCH OF THE KIDS SIGNED UP FOR FREE PLOW RIDES. 675 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:35,973 OH ! GREAT. YOUR LITTLE NATALIE IS NEXT IN LINE. 676 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:40,311 OH, YOU MUST BE THE GUY THAT THE KIDS ALL CALL SNOWPLOWMAN. 677 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:45,650 WELL, THE KIDS HAVE A LOT OF DIFFERENT NAMES FOR ME. 678 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,720 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ROGER. [ Sniffing ] 679 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,055 OKAY, ROGER. 680 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,392 IS THAT WAYNE ALWORTH ? HI, HONEY ! 681 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,728 [ Banging On Door ] MRS. BRANDSTON ! 682 00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:57,729 [ Horn Honking ] 683 00:49:57,729 --> 00:50:00,498 YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY WAYNE. 684 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,303 HE'S JUST FINISHING HIS PLOW RIDE. 685 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:09,507 [ Honking Continues ] OH, THE KIDS REALLY LOVE TO TOOT THE HORN, DON'T THEY ? 686 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,576 WHAT'S HE WRITING ? 687 00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,480 "PLEH" ? 688 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,748 PL-- 689 00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:19,650 THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A-- 690 00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:22,687 WELL, IT'S A TECHNICAL TERM. 691 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,524 JUST A... PLOWING TERM. 692 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:29,660 MA'AM, THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS ON THIS LIST, SO... 693 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,597 IF I COULD FIND YOUR DAUGHTER-- OH, SORRY. SURE, OF COURSE. 694 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:35,533 [ Screaming ] 695 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,768 [ Screaming ] 696 00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,536 RANDY, RANDY, COME HERE ! 697 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:42,673 HE GOT A PAINT SET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. AAH ! 698 00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:46,711 OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH. HONEY, COME BACK ! 699 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:52,617 [ Phone Ringing ] 700 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:58,322 [ Continues Ringing ] 701 00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,466 HELLO ? 702 00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:13,538 [ Natalie ] HELLO, SNOWPLOWMAN. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE WHO WANTS TO SAY "HI" TO YOU. 703 00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:15,673 [ Squawking ] 704 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:18,576 AAH ! TRUDY ! TRUDY, HONEY. 705 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,380 ARE YOU OKAY, BABY ? THEY HAVEN'T HURT YOU YET HAVE THEY, HONEY ? 706 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:26,617 NOT YET. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? 707 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:30,121 HOW ABOUT WE GET OUR FRIEND BACK AND YOU GIVE US A SECOND SNOW DAY ? 708 00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:33,391 [ Chuckles ] NO WAY. UH-UH. 709 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:36,594 THEN WE KEEP THE BIRD, AND YOU KEEP THE WAYNE. 710 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,670 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ? 711 00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,811 BILL ? 712 00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:57,682 HEY, CHECK IT OUT ! FRENCH-FRY LOG CABIN. 713 00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:01,552 I SEE YOU'RE NOT WASTING YOUR DAY. YOU KNOW IT. 714 00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:05,490 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHERE'S HAL ? THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 715 00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:10,528 [ Lane ] HE'S OFF BUILDING SOME KIND OF SHRINE TO LADY CLAIRE, 716 00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:14,732 AND I'M THE FEEB WHO'S BEEN SENT HERE TO FETCH HER. 717 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:22,673 [ Chet ] AND TO THINK, WE USED TO BE AFRAID OF THIS JOKER. 718 00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:24,709 [ Natalie ] LOOK, HOW EASY IS THIS ? 719 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:29,881 WE GIVE HIM HIS BIRD, AND HE GIVES US AN EXTRA SNOW DAY. 720 00:52:29,881 --> 00:52:32,850 [ Chet ] I SAY WE GO FOR TWO. NO, THREE ! 721 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:37,221 [ Natalie ] YEAH ! THREE SNOW DAYS, AND I GET TO DRIVE HIS TRUCK. 722 00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,524 [ Laughing ] 723 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:47,765 WHERE IS THIS MOOK ANYWAY ? HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 724 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:11,222 HELP ! HELP ! 725 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,190 [ Screaming ] 726 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,326 [ Screaming ] 727 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,395 HELP ! 728 00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,430 HELP ! 729 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:23,568 HELP ! 730 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,772 [ Farts ] 731 00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:31,976 WHAT IF I MIGHT ACTUALLY THINK THIS GUY IS CUTE ? [ Scoffing ] 732 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,579 WHAT IF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ON THE VERGE... 733 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,348 OF COMMITTING TOTAL SOCIAL SUICIDE ? 734 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:40,251 HELP ME PLEASE ! I BEG YOU ! 735 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,822 [ Screaming ] 736 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:48,893 ANYWAY, JUST FOR FUN, LET'S PRETEND THAT YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GUY. 737 00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:52,630 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM ? HE'S REALLY TICKLISH. I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 738 00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,999 WHAT ELSE ? HE HATES DRUM MACHINES. 739 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:59,770 OH, AND HE ONCE GAVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A BABY CHICK. 740 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:03,474 REALLY. IT WAS EASTER AND MY MOM GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA... 741 00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:05,910 OF BRINGING HOME BABY CHICKS FOR EVERYONE. 742 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,379 IT WAS KINDA CUTE UNTIL THEY ALL STARTED DYING... 743 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,282 WHICH THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO DO RIGHT AFTER YOU NAME THEM. 744 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:14,385 BUT, ANYWAY, SO THERE'S HAL ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES... 745 00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:17,955 GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO MY BIRD. 746 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:21,959 IT WAS-- IT WAS-- 747 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:34,472 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK. GIVE ME THE BIRD. 748 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,307 GIVE ME THE WAYNE. 749 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:38,309 THE BIRD ! THE WAYNE ! 750 00:54:38,309 --> 00:54:39,944 THE BIRD ! THE WAYNE ! 751 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:41,979 THE BIRD ! THE WAYNE ! 752 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,849 YOU-- LEAVING, NOW. 753 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,951 I'M GOING. 754 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,388 BUT, CLAIRE, YOU'VE GOTTA COME WITH ME. HAL'S EXPECTING YOU. 755 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:57,328 I KNOW YOU HARDLY EVEN KNOW THE GUY, BUT... 756 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:05,403 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A SNOW ANGEL, AND YOU WANNA MAKE IT PERFECT, 757 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,505 BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE... 758 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,775 THERE'S ALWAYS THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT ? 759 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,979 WELL, WITH HAL, THERE'S NO HANDPRINT. 760 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,515 ♪ I HAVE A DREAM ♪ 761 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:21,318 ♪ I WATCH FROM AFAR ♪ 762 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,889 ♪ WAS NO LONGER HEARTACHED ♪ 763 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:27,591 CLAIRE ! WHAT'S CHUCK GONNA THINK ? 764 00:55:27,591 --> 00:55:30,661 CHUCK DOESN'T THINK. 765 00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:35,933 ♪ I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE ♪ 766 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,535 THE WAYNE ! THE BIRD ! 767 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,938 THE WAYNE ! YOU FIRST. 768 00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:43,874 YOU FIRST ! 769 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,577 I SAID "YOU FIRST" FIRST. 770 00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:49,447 SO ? 771 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:53,484 JUST GIVE HIM THE BIRD PLEASE ! I WANNA GO HOME ! 772 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:56,487 DO IT SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE. 773 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,595 OH, HI, HONEY, SWEETIE. YOU ALL RIGHT ? ARE YOU OKAY ? GOOD. 774 00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:07,932 HEY ! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, CHIEF ? NO ! 775 00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:11,502 LET HIM GO ! 776 00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:14,872 NOBODY MESSES WITH ROGER STUBBLEFIELD. 777 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:30,521 GREAT PLAN, GUYS. REAL GREAT, AWARD-WINNING, SPECTACULAR-- 778 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:35,126 I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING. YOU'RE GENIUSES ! 779 00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,536 YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE CAN DO WHEN HE'S REALLY TRYING. 780 00:56:56,046 --> 00:57:00,017 YOU MADE THIS FOR ME ? WHY ? 781 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,954 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL-- A WHALE ! 782 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:10,728 YOU KNOW, NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT ? 783 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:14,665 BUT, BUT I LIKE ZEBRAS. 784 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:20,437 THEN HOW COME YOU HAVE A WHALE CHARM ON YOUR BRACELET ? 785 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,507 YOU HAVE MY BRACELET ? 786 00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:26,076 WHY DOES HE HAVE MY BRACELET ? 787 00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:28,679 DESTINY-- PURE DESTINY. 788 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:35,152 OH, NO ! 789 00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:46,197 HEY, ZIP, YOU'RE IN LUCK. THE HOUSE OF PAIN NOW DELIVERS ! 790 00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:47,765 [ Natalie ] CHUCK ! 791 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,800 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? CLAIRE-BEAR ! 792 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,203 I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR YOU. 793 00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:55,105 AS FOR YOU, MR. WONDERFUL-- 794 00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,142 HEY, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE ? 795 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:02,780 AHH, IT'S ALL SWEATY. THIS IS CLAIRE'S. 796 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:05,683 I GAVE IT TO HER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT ? I CAN EXPLAIN. 797 00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:09,153 CLAIRE, WHAT'S THIS DINK DOIN' WITH YOUR BRACELET ? 798 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,755 I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES. 799 00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:15,226 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET THIS BACK ON YOUR LOVELY ANKLE WITHOUT DELAY. 800 00:58:15,226 --> 00:58:17,895 REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIS FOR YOU ? 801 00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:22,666 AT AQUALAND ? THEY HAD THE GLASS-BOTTOM BOAT, REMEMBER ? 802 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:27,605 THE TOUR GUIDE KEPT TELLING US TO GAZE AT THE EXOTIC WONDERS OF THE DEEP. 803 00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,708 ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT YOU. 804 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:34,712 WHY DID YOU BUY ME A WHALE ? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. 805 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:39,884 BECAUSE OF SHAMPOO-- SHAMPOO, THE KILLER WHALE. YOU LOVE THAT WHALE. 806 00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:43,888 IT'S NOT SHAMPOO, YOU BLOWHOLE. IT'S SHAMU ! 807 00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,689 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ! 808 00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:54,231 WHOA ! 809 00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:57,635 ♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪ 810 00:58:57,635 --> 00:58:59,904 ♪ SKIN-TONE BOOT'S ON THE ACCELERATOR ♪ 811 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:02,773 [ Motors Revving Loudly ] 812 00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,910 ♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪ 813 00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:10,681 ♪ ALL JUICED UP LIKE A HARD CARBURETOR SPITTIN' GAS ALL THE WAY ♪ 814 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,650 QUITE THE LADIES' MAN, AREN'T YA ? 815 00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:16,120 SAY "HI" TO CRAIG. HE'LL BE HURTING YOU TODAY. HI, THERE. 816 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,961 ♪ OH, SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪ 817 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,263 ♪ RUNNIN' WAY AHEAD OF THE PACK ♪ 818 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:30,034 ♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] ♪ 819 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:34,571 ♪ SWITCHBLADE FEELIN' KINDA LOST, PEOPLE DON'T CUT YOU NO SLACK ♪ 820 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,607 GET OFF ! GET... OFF ! 821 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,811 ♪ BLACKTOP BURNOUT SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ 822 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,314 HEY ! [ Screaming ] 823 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,154 ♪ OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT WHEN HE GETS DRUNK HE FIGHTS ALL NIGHT ♪ 824 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:53,891 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND, STEVE. 825 00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:56,760 MAN, I LOVE THIS PART ! 826 00:59:58,796 --> 00:59:59,964 DUCK ! 827 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,652 OH, SH-- 828 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,996 DAMN IT ! BRANDSTON ! 829 01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:38,369 [ Tom ] HELLO, SYRACUSE. WELL, WINTER IS FINALLY HERE. 830 01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,971 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-- ICE SCULPTURES. 831 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,707 KIDS A-WHACKIN' AND A-CARVIN' AND A-CHIPPIN' AWAY. 832 01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:48,879 AND, OF COURSE, A BIG IDIOT DRESSED AS A MAGIC ELF. 833 01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:51,115 TOM, DON'T DO THIS. THAT'S RIGHT, 834 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:54,918 IT'S OLD JACK FROST TAKING YOU ON A TOUR OF THIS YEAR'S WINTER JAMBOREE. 835 01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:56,954 HEY, THAT'S SOME CAR, I GOTTA TELL YA. 836 01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:01,025 I'D LOVE TO HAVE THAT THING IN MY GARAGE, WOULDN'T YOU ? [ Chuckling ] 837 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:06,030 OH, ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT SOME KIDS WILL DO JUST TO EARN A MERIT BADGE ? 838 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:08,899 OH, GIMME A BREAK. 839 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:12,669 IT'S CHAD SYMMONZ. WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA, 840 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,805 HE'S THERE FIRST. 841 01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:18,275 KIDS-- AS UNPREDICTABLE AS THE WEATHER. 842 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:21,045 MAY I BORROW THAT CHISEL FOR-- COME ON, JUST FOR A SECOND. HEY, LET GO. 843 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:25,049 HEY, YOU WANT THE MIKE ? TAKE THE MIKE. GIVE ME THAT ! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 844 01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:28,018 I'M TELLIN' YOU. I JUST WANNA DO-- NO, NO. 845 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,020 [ Tom ] COME ON ! 846 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,889 COME ON ! NO ! 847 01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:34,091 [ Arguing Continues ] 848 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,464 COME ON ! 849 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:43,467 [ Man ] WATCH IT ! WATCH IT ! 850 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,078 OH, HONEY. 851 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,851 NO. 852 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,753 NO ! NO ! 853 01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,122 [ Boy ] NO ! CHAD ? 854 01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:08,292 OH, BOY. WHY, CHAD ? 855 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:11,728 WELL, THE BEAVER'S NICE. 856 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,298 THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP HERE. PHYLLIS, BACK TO YOU. 857 01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:17,000 [ Sighs ] 858 01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:22,072 LAURA ? I GOT IT ! 859 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,209 YES ! JUST BE SURE YOU PATCH ME IN WHEN EVERYONE IS BEIJING IS READY, OKAY ? 860 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,878 I'M SO GOOD. YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES. 861 01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,213 SEE YA. BYE. 862 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:33,817 OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO. 863 01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:37,154 PROJECT FILE-- OPEN. 864 01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,356 POWER PEARLS-- ON. 865 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:42,359 UH, RANDY-- OUTSIDE. 866 01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:45,829 RANDY ? RANDY ! 867 01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,065 RANDY ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 868 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,801 COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW ! RIGHT THIS MINUTE ! 869 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,840 RANDY ? RANDY, RANDY, WHERE ARE YOU, HONEY ? 870 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,876 DON'T DO THIS. DON'T HIDE FROM MOMMY. 871 01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:01,912 COME ON, RANDY. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 872 01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:04,281 SWEETIE PIE, IF YOU COME BACK, MOMMY WILL LET YOU PAINT ANYTHING YOU WANT. 873 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:08,085 YOU CAN EVEN PAINT MOMMY BLUE. PLEASE, HONEY, DON'T DO THIS. 874 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,955 YEAH, NONA, HI. IT'S ME. 875 01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:18,862 YEAH. FORGET THE VIDEO PATCH. PATCH ME THROUGH ON THE CELL PHONE. JUST DO IT ! 876 01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:20,430 ALL RIGHT, ONE MINUTE. 877 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,332 AAH ! 878 01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:25,869 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ! 879 01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:28,005 RANDY, STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 880 01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:31,909 COME ON, MOM, SNOWBALL FIGHT ! FIGHT BACK ! NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING ! 881 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:35,879 FIRE ! RANDAL TODD BRANDSTON, STOP THAT ! 882 01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:37,414 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU UNDERSTAND ? 883 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:41,018 DID YOU HEAR ME ? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I SAID. 884 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:44,354 ALL RIGHT ! DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL MRS. HUFFNER ? 885 01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,158 DO YOU ? IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 886 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,060 RANDAL ! 887 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:53,597 AH ! YOU LITTLE-- ALL RIGHT, OKAY ! 888 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,233 YOU WANNA FIGHT ? MOMMY'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT. 889 01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,038 [ Yells ] STOP IT ! YOU'VE GOTTEN BETTER THAN YOU WERE LAST YEAR. 890 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:04,107 HEY, WHAT'S THAT ? 891 01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:06,009 OH ! [ Laughs ] 892 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:09,213 [ Laughing ] OH ! 893 01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:11,014 OW. [ Laughing ] 894 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,418 YOU ! I'M GONNA GET YOU ! 895 01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:17,287 [ Yelling ] 896 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:23,227 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 897 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:27,197 [ Ringing Continues ] 898 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:30,367 DOES MRS. HUFFNER DO THIS ? [ Laughing ] 899 01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:38,242 SORRY, MELTAR. I BLEW IT. 900 01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:43,146 I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT WITHOUT HAL. I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 901 01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:48,218 [ Meltar ] WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE SEVENTH SON ARE YOU GOING ? 902 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:52,990 TO THE KITCHEN. I'M GONNA MAKE A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH. 903 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:57,261 TSK, TSK, TSK. WEREN'T YOU GOING TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE ? 904 01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:01,365 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ? I LOST, EVIL WON-- THE END. 905 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,134 [ Together ] "I LOST, EVIL WON." BOO-HOO-HOO. 906 01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,236 YOU THINK I WENT HOME AND ATE A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH... 907 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:09,306 THAT DAY ON ANDROMEDA WHEN I GOT AMBUSHED BY THE NEUTRON TWINS ? 908 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,541 I GUESS NOT. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ? 909 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:16,680 UH, BECAUSE YOU'RE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT ? QUIET, YOU FOOL. I'M TALKING. 910 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,018 NO, NATALIE. THERE ON ANDROMEDA, THINGS WERE LOOKING BLEAK. 911 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,653 LIKE YOU, I TOO HAD LOST A PARTNER. 912 01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:25,689 FANGOR HAD ABANDONED ME TO CHASE SOME SPACE BABE ACROSS THE FORBIDDEN ZONE. 913 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,293 AND THERE I WAS, UP POOP RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE. 914 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,361 AND ? STRANDED THERE ALONE, 915 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,597 WITH THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE HANGING IN THE BALANCE, 916 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:36,566 I REMEMBERED A LITTLE SAYING I LEARNED THE FIRST DAY AT THE ACADEMY. 917 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:40,637 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. "WINNERS NEVER QUIT, AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN." 918 01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,539 WHAT ? 919 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:47,177 NO ! IT WAS "WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS SHALL BE CAST INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF DEATH." 920 01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:49,346 OOH ! THAT'S GOTTA STING. 921 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:52,282 IT'S UP TO YOU, NATALIE. GATHER YOUR FORCES. 922 01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:56,119 ONLY YOU CAN UNLEASH THE RAGE OF 100 SNOW DAYS... 923 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,288 THAT COULD'VE BEEN, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN... 924 01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,591 IF NOT FOR HIM. 925 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:05,295 SNOWPLOWMAN. 926 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:23,480 [ Laughing ] 927 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,484 OH, MAN ! I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHUCK. 928 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:31,221 IT'S ME. YEAH. 929 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:39,329 SO, I GUESS YOU ESCAPED THE HOUSE OF PAIN. OH, YEAH, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 930 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:44,668 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 931 01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:51,541 SO, UM, TOUGH BREAK BACK THERE WITH CLAIRE. 932 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,078 NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. [ Laughs ] 933 01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,546 COME ON, HAL ! 934 01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,782 LET ME BRING YOU BACK. 935 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:02,719 "BUT I LIKE ZEBRAS." A MINOR SETBACK. 936 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,755 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ? 937 01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:07,724 HEY, I STILL SAY I FOUND THAT BRACELET FOR A REASON. 938 01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:11,762 I REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THAT CRAPPY BRACELET. 939 01:07:11,762 --> 01:07:13,530 IT'S NOT CRAPPY. 940 01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,536 WHAT ? 941 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,706 FORGET IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER. YES, IT DOES. 942 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:26,676 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 943 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:31,748 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED A WHOLE SNOW DAY ON THIS. 944 01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:36,319 OH, AND WHAT MIND-BLOWING THING DIDN'T YOU GET TO DO TODAY ? PLEASE, TELL ME. 945 01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:39,723 YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. YES, LANE, I DO ! 946 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,725 THIS. 947 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:55,372 YOU SAID ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 948 01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:00,744 SURPRISE. 949 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:05,715 ♪ IF THE SUN SHOULD REFUSE TO RISE ♪ 950 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:10,787 ♪ AND THE MOON DOESN'T HANG IN THE NIGHT ♪ 951 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:15,792 ♪ THE TIDES WON'T CHANGE SEASONS REARRANGE ♪ 952 01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,795 ♪ WHEN THE WORLD IS STILL ♪ 953 01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:22,566 ♪ I WILL STILL LOVE YOU ♪ 954 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,869 [ Chanting ] CHAD ! CHAD ! CHAD ! 955 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,838 THANK YOU, SALLY. THANK YOU, KEN. 956 01:08:27,838 --> 01:08:30,373 WE'RE HERE ON WEST BURLINGTON STREET, 957 01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:33,743 OR SHOULD I SAY WEST "BURRR-LINGTON" STREET, 958 01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:36,680 WHERE I'M DELIGHTED TO SAY THIS RECORD-BREAKING SNOWFALL... 959 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,783 HAS NOT KEPT SOME OF MY WEATHER FANS FROM COMING ON OUT. 960 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:43,553 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO FIND ANOTHER LOCATION ? HE WAS HERE FIRST. 961 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,822 WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 962 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,625 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS SNOW, SPORTO ? IT'S GREAT ! 963 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,494 YEAH, IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT ? 964 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,796 KINDA CAUGHT YOU BY SURPRISE, DIDN'T IT ? 965 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:55,665 DON'T YOU WORRY. IT CAUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE BY SURPRISE, 966 01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:58,201 BUT OLD CHAD, LUCKILY FOR YOU, 967 01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:01,671 WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME ONCE AGAIN. 968 01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,740 YOU SEE-- I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING ELSE 969 01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:06,810 FROM THE AREA'S NUMBER-ONE METEOROLOGIST. 970 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:11,581 WELL, THANK YOU. CHANNEL 6'S TOM BRANDSTON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 971 01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:15,285 OR SHOULD I SAY, "OLD MAN WEATHER" ? 972 01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:17,721 [ Symmonz ] THANK YOU, TOM. HIYA, FOLKS. 973 01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:19,289 TOM. 974 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:22,726 THAT STORM REALLY FOOLED ME LAST NIGHT. HOW'D YOU CALL THAT ONE ? 975 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:26,630 THAT'S SOMETHING I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW. JUST CALL IT A HUNCH, TOM. 976 01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:29,299 A HUNCH ? YEAH. THE COLD FRONT THAT CAME-- 977 01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:33,169 I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN'T LEARN IN WEATHERMAN SCHOOL. 978 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,338 I'M JUST KIDDING WITH YOU THERE. 979 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,607 I'M SURE WHEREVER YOU WENT, THAT'S WHEN YOU LEARNED... 980 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:40,744 THE UPPER ATMOSPHERIC SHIFT THAT WE HAD LATE LAST NIGHT... 981 01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,813 LED TO THE SUDDEN TWO-POINT DROP IN THE FLEEBER INDEX. 982 01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:46,716 WELL, OF COURSE, TOM ! OF COURSE. ANYHOW-- 983 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,253 THERE IS NO FLEEBER INDEX, CHAD. 984 01:09:50,253 --> 01:09:52,789 YOU'RE A FRAUD. 985 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:56,626 WELL, YOU'RE A JOKE, TOM. A JOKE. 986 01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:59,763 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A FRAUD, 987 01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:05,235 WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY HERE-- WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF US-- 988 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,904 TELL US WHERE THIS COMES FROM. 989 01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,240 [ Woman ] YEAH, CHAD. 990 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,275 WHAT, SNOW ? 991 01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:14,844 SNOW. 992 01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:18,615 SNOW. COME ON. WELL ! 993 01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,619 YOU KNOW, THE ESKIMOS... 994 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:27,257 HAVE EXACTLY 11 WORDS FOR SNOW. 995 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,826 BUT WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, WE ONLY HAVE ONE WORD, 996 01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:33,496 AND THAT WORD IS... "SNOW." 997 01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:37,367 YOU SEE, WHEN THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE REACHES... 998 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:41,705 ALL THAT COLD, COLD WIND THAT COMES SWOOPIN' DOWN FROM OLD CANADA, 999 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,707 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT GOES THROUGH A PROCESS... 1000 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:48,478 THAT TOM BRANDSTON KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, 1001 01:10:48,478 --> 01:10:51,781 AND IT FORMS WHAT WE METEOROLOGISTS LIKE TO CALL... 1002 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,517 THE WHITE STUFF. 1003 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,354 YOU'RE A LOSER ! 1004 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:58,922 [ Crowd ] YEAH ! 1005 01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:03,293 COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GET IN YOUR VAN AND GO ? NOW. 1006 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,295 OH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL GO. 1007 01:11:05,295 --> 01:11:08,465 JUST AS SOON AS YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHO REALLY WAS THERE LAST NIGHT... 1008 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:12,435 WHEN "THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING," AS YOU PUT IT SO WELL, CHAD. 1009 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,839 [ Man ] WHO WAS IT, CHAD ? COME ON, CHAD. 1010 01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,741 TOM BRANDSTON. 1011 01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,976 I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T HEAR THAT ONE. 1012 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,012 [ Everyone ] TOM BRANDSTON. 1013 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:27,884 TOM... BRANDSTON. 1014 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:32,856 TOM BRANDSTON. 1015 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,858 TOM BRANDSTON. 1016 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,365 ♪ [ Radio: Rock And Roll ] 1017 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,487 HOW DID YOU KNOW I'D BE HERE ? 1018 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,024 WELL, I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GO A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT DIVING. 1019 01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:10,927 DO YOU WANNA COME UP ? 1020 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:22,005 [ Hal ] WELL, SO, THIS IS THE HIGH DIVE. 1021 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:25,742 SURE IS... HIGH. 1022 01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:37,587 SO, "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOW DAY." 1023 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:41,458 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO ME ON TV THIS MORNING. 1024 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,761 IS THIS THE ANYTHING YOU HAD IN MIND ? 1025 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:55,472 NO. 1026 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:59,409 I, I MEAN, YES. 1027 01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:03,480 BELIEVE ME, THIS IS MORE THAN ANY-ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. 1028 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,648 IT'S-- 1029 01:13:05,648 --> 01:13:08,952 IT'S JUST NOT THE ANYTHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1030 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,790 MAN, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID ? 1031 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:19,395 NO, NO, NOT ABOUT YOU, CLAIRE. ABOUT LANE. 1032 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,397 LANE. 1033 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:25,068 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I PUT HER THROUGH TODAY. 1034 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:30,840 THEN WHEN SHE KISSED ME-- SHE KISSED YOU ? WHAT DID YOU DO ? 1035 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,643 I CAME HERE. 1036 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:38,882 OH, BOY. WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 1037 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:45,021 [ Hal Narrating ] WHILE MY MISSION HAD JUST BEGUN, 1038 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,590 SNOWPLOWMAN'S WAS NEARLY OVER. 1039 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:52,896 BEFORE HIM LAY HIS LAST VICTIM: THE FINAL UNPLOWED STREET. 1040 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:57,667 OH, YEAH. OOH. 1041 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,504 TRUDY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE ? 1042 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,908 ATTA GIRL. THERE WE GO. OKAY, BABY. 1043 01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:12,515 [ Laughing ] YOU GOT IT, GIRL. YEAH. 1044 01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,605 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, TRUDY. DON'T YOU WORRY. 1045 01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:38,942 NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU THIS TIME. 1046 01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,082 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1047 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,218 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FREE PLOW RIDE, 1048 01:14:48,218 --> 01:14:51,087 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR. 1049 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,158 NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY ! 1050 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,862 NO ! NO, HUH ? 1051 01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,231 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1052 01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:06,236 OH, I HOPE THAT'S "NO" AS IN, "OH, NO, PLEASE, MR. SNOWPLOWMAN. 1053 01:15:06,236 --> 01:15:09,739 PLEASE DON'T ROLL OVER ME LIKE A HUMAN SPEED BUMP." 1054 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,575 [ Laughing, Sniffing ] 1055 01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:16,713 "NO," AS IN, "YOU'VE STOLEN YOUR LAST SNOW DAY FROM US." 1056 01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,882 US ? [ Laughing ] 1057 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,950 I DON'T SEE ANY "US" HERE. 1058 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,888 ALL I SEE IS A WHINY LITTLE RUNT WHO'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 1059 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,657 OH ! THAT'S TOO BAD, HUH ? 1060 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:34,297 OOOH ! OH, NO ! NOW I'M SCARED ! OOOH ! 1061 01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:36,299 [ Laughing ] 1062 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,635 YOU WILL BE. 1063 01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:41,537 LISTEN TO THE WIND ! 1064 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,041 [ Howling Sound ] 1065 01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:54,284 THAT'S NOT THE WIND. 1066 01:15:54,284 --> 01:15:57,687 [ Imitating Wind Howling ] 1067 01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:12,168 [ Howling Continues ] 1068 01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:23,246 [ Howling Continues ] 1069 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:27,317 [ Chanting ] SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1070 01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:29,319 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1071 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,688 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1072 01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:33,823 [ Chanting Continues ] 1073 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,892 [ Chanting Continues ] 1074 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,768 CHARGE ! [ Shouting, Cheering ] 1075 01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:51,641 AAH ! 1076 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,813 [ Screaming ] 1077 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,390 [ Everyone Laughing ] 1078 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,238 [ Chuckles ] 1079 01:17:24,774 --> 01:17:26,809 [ Laughing ] 1080 01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:30,413 [ Snowplowman Laughing ] 1081 01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:34,017 OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST SO FUNNY. 1082 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:38,154 YOU DIMWITS ACTUALLY THINK YOU CLOBBERED ME. 1083 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,723 [ Laughing ] 1084 01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:44,127 THE TRUTH IS, I'VE ALREADY WON. YEAH. 1085 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:47,730 I HAVE. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I DON'T PLOW THIS STREET. 1086 01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:50,767 LOOK AROUND ! ALL THE OTHER STREETS ARE PLOWED. 1087 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:53,870 YEAH ! I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. YEAH. 1088 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,104 [ Chuckling ] 1089 01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:58,174 [ Mocking ] DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU ? OHH. 1090 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:02,979 ACTUALLY, WE DID ! WHAT ? 1091 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,114 NOW THAT YOU'RE DONE PLOWING, 1092 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:09,085 WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT DO A LITTLE "UNPLOWING." 1093 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,721 [ Cheering ] 1094 01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:14,457 NO ! NO ! YOU CAN'T TAKE CLEMENTINE. 1095 01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,794 ♪ SHE WAS LOST AND GONE FOREVER ♪ 1096 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:21,764 [ Everyone ] ♪ DREADFUL SORRY CLEMENTINE ♪ 1097 01:18:21,764 --> 01:18:24,100 [ Cheering ] 1098 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:27,737 NO ! NOT CLEMENTINE ! COME BACK HERE ! 1099 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:32,775 SORRY YOU CAN'T JOIN US. NO ! 1100 01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:35,812 IT'S GONNA BE A REAL HOO-HAH ! 1101 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:41,818 NO ! 1102 01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,719 [ Sobbing ] 1103 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,996 TRUDY. 1104 01:18:53,996 --> 01:18:58,134 TRUDY ? TRUDY ! 1105 01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:02,004 [ Squawking ] AWK ! AWK ! 1106 01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:06,175 ♪ [ Al Martino Over Speakers ] 1107 01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:11,147 LANE ! 1108 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,149 LANE ! 1109 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:18,254 HEY, LANE ! [ Gasps ] 1110 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,189 HI ! 1111 01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:25,461 ♪ [ Continues ] 1112 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:32,301 TO HELP STOP THE BLEEDING, APPLY PRESSURE DIRECTLY TO THE WOUND. 1113 01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:34,804 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ? NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND CLAIRE. 1114 01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:38,241 SHE'D NEVER LEAVE ME. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ? 1115 01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:41,944 WHAT FLAVOR GUM DOES SHE CHEW, CHUCK ? 1116 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:45,081 LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA TELL YOU. YOU'RE A ZERO. 1117 01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:48,784 YOU'RE NOTHING, A ZIP. YOU GO OUT WITH OTHER ZIPS. 1118 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,853 I'M NOT SURE I'M FOLLOWING YOU, CHUCK. 1119 01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,956 I'M CHUCK WHEELER. I GO OUT WITH CLAIRE BONNER. 1120 01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:55,825 YEAH ? WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY. 1121 01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:06,802 [ Groans ] 1122 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:11,574 [ Hal ] UNBELIEVABLE. 1123 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,313 NATS ? HAL. 1124 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,284 OH, YOU TOTALLY SAVED MY BUTT ! 1125 01:20:21,284 --> 01:20:24,053 HE WAS GONNA KILL ME ! 1126 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:27,023 YOU'RE DRIVING SNOWPLOWMAN'S TRUCK ? 1127 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,558 PRETTY COOL, HUH ? 1128 01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:31,394 REMEMBER THIS MORNING WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T NEED YOU TODAY ? 1129 01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,895 I GUESS YOU WEREN'T KIDDING. 1130 01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:36,032 MELTAR AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE UNIVERSE, NO PROBLEM. 1131 01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:41,370 UM, I BORROWED HIM. DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T SCRATCH HIM OR ANYTHING. 1132 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,539 I SWEAR. 1133 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:47,443 IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE BELONGS TO YOU NOW. YOU'VE EARNED HIM. 1134 01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:52,081 JUST BE CAREFUL, YOU TWO. THERE'S A LOT OF BAD OUT THERE. 1135 01:20:52,081 --> 01:20:54,183 [ Chuck Groaning ] 1136 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,118 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? 1137 01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:58,487 WELCOME TO THE CHET AND WAYNE HOUSE OF PAIN. 1138 01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:02,959 WELL, WE GOTTA GET GOING. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF UNPLOWING TO DO. 1139 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,061 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE. 1140 01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:07,163 OKAY. 1141 01:21:07,163 --> 01:21:10,233 LET'S GO, WAYNE. [ Groaning ] 1142 01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:15,338 HEY, NATS, SINCE WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SNOW DAY TOMORROW, 1143 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:18,074 I WAS WONDERING-- YOU DOING ANYTHING ? 1144 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:22,645 COME ON, NATS. WE GOT A TRUCK TO DRIVE. 1145 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:39,428 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BRANDSTON. 1146 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:43,666 JUST WALK AWAY, YOU... CHICKEN. 1147 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:46,569 [ Al Martino ] ♪ A ROSE MUST BE MADE ♪ 1148 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,438 ♪ WITH THE SUN AND THE RAIN ♪ 1149 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:54,310 ♪ OR ITS LOVELY PROMISE WON'T COME TRUE ♪ 1150 01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:59,115 ♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN ♪ 1151 01:21:59,115 --> 01:22:02,051 ♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN ♪ 1152 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:07,290 ♪ AND MY OWN IS YOU ♪ 1153 01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:09,425 ♪ WHAT GOOD IS A SONG ♪ 1154 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,360 LANE ! W-- LANE, WAIT ! 1155 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,696 PLEASE ! WE GOTTA TALK. 1156 01:22:13,696 --> 01:22:15,631 WHERE'S CLAIRE ? 1157 01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:19,568 OH, DID MISS FANTASY GIRL SHOOT YOU DOWN ? GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE. 1158 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:22,505 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 1159 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:25,341 COULD YOU JUST GO AWAY ? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 1160 01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:29,111 WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN ? LOOK, BEFORE, WHEN YOU KISSED ME-- 1161 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:33,716 HAL, I REALLY DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT-- EVER. 1162 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:37,620 WOULD YOU JUST HEAR ME-- OW ! [ Groaning ] 1163 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,388 HAL ? 1164 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:42,658 MY SPINE. LANE, YOU GOTTA HELP ME. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 1165 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:45,461 [ Groaning ] 1166 01:22:46,696 --> 01:22:49,598 YOU'RE PATHETIC. AHH ! 1167 01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,668 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD COW. 1168 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,704 [ Laughing ] 1169 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:02,978 HAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? WHAT IS ALL THIS ? 1170 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:08,317 WASN'T IT YOU WHO SAID TRUE LOVE IS ALL ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE... 1171 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,420 YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME ? 1172 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:14,290 YEAH. 1173 01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:17,193 YOU GOT TEN MINUTES ? 1174 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,575 [ Hal Narrating ] YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW HOW 1175 01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,677 A SNOW DAY IS GOING TO TURN OUT, 1176 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:39,482 BUT BY THE TIME THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU MIGHT BE AMAZED TO DISCOVER... 1177 01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:43,719 YOU GOT TO WEAR PANTS AGAIN, 1178 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,389 YOU GOT YOUR LIFE BACK... YES ! YES ! 1179 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,327 OR NOT. 1180 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:56,532 AND IN THE END, YOU MIGHT EVEN DISCOVER THAT YOU SAVED THE UNIVERSE... 1181 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,601 AND GOT A SECOND SNOW DAY. 1182 01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:01,370 SO, EVEN THOUGH THE SNOW WILL MELT, THE SCHOOLS WILL OPEN... 1183 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,372 AND EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL, 1184 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:07,343 THE MIRACLE THAT BEGAN WITH A SINGLE PERFECT SNOWFLAKE... 1185 01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,678 WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. 1186 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,586 [ Hysterical ] I'M HOME ! I'M HOME. 1187 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,122 I MADE IT. I MADE IT INSIDE. 1188 01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:22,391 MY OWN HOME ! 1189 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,529 WHY ? OH, WHY ? 1190 01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:30,332 OH, DON'T ! 1191 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:38,374 CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES 1192 01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:50,619 ♪ I THINK THAT IT'S TIME THAT I SHOULD JUST LET YOU GO ♪ 1193 01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:56,792 ♪ SO I'LL TELL IT TO YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF TELL IT TO YOU ON THE PHONE ♪ 1194 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,130 ♪ YOU SEE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SPECIAL, BABY 1195 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,731 ♪ SOMETHING UNIQUE ♪ 1196 01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:06,469 ♪ BUT LATELY I'VE COME TO FIND ♪ 1197 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:11,607 ♪ THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN MY HEART OR MIND ♪ 1198 01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:17,680 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 1199 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:21,550 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪ 1200 01:25:21,550 --> 01:25:27,156 ♪ AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO JUST MOVE ON ♪ 1201 01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:33,128 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 1202 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,732 ♪ I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR ME SAY ♪ 1203 01:25:36,732 --> 01:25:43,239 ♪ THAT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE ♪ 1204 01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:46,308 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ME NO, NO ♪ 1205 01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:49,879 ♪ JUST A LITTLE TROPHY HANGING ON YOUR ARM ♪ 1206 01:25:49,879 --> 01:25:53,215 ♪ SO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1207 01:25:53,215 --> 01:25:56,485 ♪ BUT I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SO CLEARLY ♪ 1208 01:25:56,485 --> 01:26:00,923 ♪ BUT BABY, BABY THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME ♪ 1209 01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:05,561 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY ♪ 1210 01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:13,636 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪ 1211 01:26:13,636 --> 01:26:15,638 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ♪ 1212 01:26:15,638 --> 01:26:21,710 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 1213 01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:28,317 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 1214 01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:30,886 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1215 01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:43,832 ♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART LYING OPEN ♪ 1216 01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:47,636 ♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP ♪ 1217 01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:50,239 ♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN ♪ 1218 01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:56,812 ♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ♪ 1219 01:26:56,812 --> 01:27:01,250 ♪ NO, I ♪ 1220 01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:09,792 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 1221 01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:18,867 ♪ I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I KNOW YOUR NAME ♪ 1222 01:27:18,867 --> 01:27:22,271 ♪ I KNOW YOUR PASSWORD ♪ 1223 01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:26,642 ♪ AND YOUR CLAIM TO FAME ♪ 1224 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:30,245 ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, BOY ♪ 1225 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,815 ♪ MOST ALL THE TIME ♪ 1226 01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:36,285 ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING YEAH ♪ 1227 01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:40,656 ♪ AND WHO YOU SHOULD BE KISSING ♪ 1228 01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,629 ♪ AND IT'S NOT HER ♪ 1229 01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:52,735 ♪ AND IT'S NOT HER ♪ 1230 01:27:57,973 --> 01:28:01,877 ♪ SOMETIMES I THINK ♪ 1231 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:04,446 ♪ IF YOU OPENED YOUR EYES AND LOOKED ♪ 1232 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:07,850 ♪ THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME ♪ 1233 01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:11,754 ♪ RIGHT HERE ♪ 1234 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:21,864 ♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART LYING OPEN ♪ 1235 01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:25,467 ♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP ♪ 1236 01:28:25,467 --> 01:28:28,370 ♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN ♪ 1237 01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:34,576 ♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ♪ 1238 01:28:34,576 --> 01:28:38,447 ♪ NO, I ♪ 1239 01:28:43,385 --> 01:28:47,656 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 1240 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,995 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 1241 01:28:55,898 --> 01:28:59,868 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 92451

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