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[ Barking ]
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[ Boy ]
THIS IS WHERE IT BEGINS.
TWO ATOMS OF HYDROGEN BOND...
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WITH A SINGLE ATOM OF OXYGEN
TO FORM H2O,
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OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WATER.
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THEN, IF ALL GOES WELL,
THE TEMPERATURE DROPS
BELOW FREEZING,
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THE WATER CRYSTALLIZES,
AND A PRETTY BRILLIANT THING
HAPPENS.
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[ Wind Whistling ]
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IF YOU ASK ME,
THE MIRACLE ISN'T HOW EACH
SNOWFLAKE IS PERFECTLY FORMED.
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THE REAL WINTER MIRACLE IS
WHAT CAN HAPPEN AFTERWARDS.
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IT'S CALLED A SNOW DAY.
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IT'S A DAY KIDS LIVE FOR.
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SCHOOLS CLOSE,
ROADS DISAPPEAR,
GROWN MEN WEEP.
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MY SISTER NATALIE SAYS
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
ON A SNOW DAY.
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THIS IS THE STORY
OF ONE OF THOSE DAYS--
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A DAY THAT CHANGED THE LIVES
OF ME AND MY FAMILY... FOREVER.
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[ Speaks Hawaiian ]
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IN HAWAIIAN, THAT MEANS
"THE HANDS TELL A STORY."
[ Chuckles ]
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AND THESE HANDS ARE SAYING
"HAPPY, SUNNY FUN TIME,"
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AS EVEN MORE UNSEASONABLY
WARM WEATHER WIGGLES ITS WAY
INTO OUR AREA.
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BACK TO YOU, PHYLLIS.
HOT WEATHER AND A HOT BODY--
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WHAT MORE COULD YOU
ASK FOR ?
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"MAHUNNA OWI," PHYLLIS.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH THE STORY OF A SYRACUSE
MAN WHO SUED HIMSELF AND WON.
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"MAHUNNA OWI" ?
IT MEANS "KISS MY BUTT."
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YOU WERE GREAT. RELAX.
I'M A METEOROLOGIST, TINA.
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LAST TIME I CHECKED,
METEOROLOGISTS WORE PANTS.
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WELL, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
WE WERE NUMBER THREE
IN A THREE-STATION MARKET.
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THEREFORE, WEAR THE SKIRT
OR HIT THE BRICKS.
[ Scoffs ]
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TOM, I KNOW THIS IS HARD
ON YOUR DIGNITY.
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UNLESS WE FIND
A WAY TO BEAT...
CHAD SYMMONZ,
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HEY, YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE ?
COME ON.
WE'RE STUCK.
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CLIMB ABOARD AS WE--
WHOA-- DIP DOWN
UNDERNEATH THE CLOUDS...
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FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE CHANNEL 10
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[ Echoing ]
THREE-D "DOPELER" RADAR.
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IT'S DOPPLER RADAR,
YOU MORON.
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FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM,
FROM THE SIDE TO THE SIDE.
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IF YOU WANNA WEAR PANTS,
GET CHAD SYMMONZ' RATINGS.
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WOW, WOULD YOU
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ?
RIGHT HERE IN SYRACUSE...
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WE'RE GONNA BE ROCKIN'
THE OLD CASBAH WITH--
GET THIS--
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WOW, 60 DEGREES !
WELL, IF YOU--
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[ Man On Radio ]
IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,
HERE'S TODAY'S WACKY--
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[ Boy Narrating ] WE WERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THOSE
FREAKISHLY WARM WINTERS...
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THAT ARE PRETTY POPULAR
AMONG-- WELL, FREAKS.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHOA !
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MEET PRINCIPAL KEN WEAVER,
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THE MAN WHO WAS NUMBER ONE
ON EVERY KID'S
WINTER HIT PARADE.
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WHAT ?
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MAN, OH, MAN OF
LA MANCHA !
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PRINCIPAL WEAVER ?
YOU HIT PRINCIPAL WEAVER !
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[ Shouting ]
IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT ?
IS IT ?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS ?
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[ Radio ]
♪ WE'RE HAVIN' A HEAT WAVE ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU
OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU ♪
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♪ A TROPICAL HEAT WAVE ♪
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♪ NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES FOR ME
OH, YOU'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ OH, YOU'RE GOIN'
TO SCHOOL ♪
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THE GUY'S GETTIN'
WAY TOO COCKY.
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LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S RUBBIN' OUR FACES
IN IT.
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LOOK AT ME !
I'M AN ISOSCELES TRIANGLE !
BIG TARGET ! COME ON !
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THAT CLAM DIP'S GOTTA LEARN
THAT WINTER'S NOT OVER
TILL WE SAY IT'S OVER.
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QUICK, LET'S RELOAD.
THIS MAN IS ASKIN' FOR IT.
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THAT'S IT FROM
LAST YEAR'S STASH.
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GUESS WE'RE OUT
UNTIL IT SNOWS AGAIN.
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IF IT SNOWS.
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[ Sighs ]
IT'LL SNOW.
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[ Boy Narrating ]
WHILE NATALIE WORRIED ABOUT
THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SEASON,
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I HAD MY MIND ON MORE...
IMPORTANT THINGS.
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♪ I SEE YOU FLOATING BY ME ♪
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HER NAME WAS CLAIRE BONNER.
WAS I OBSESSED ?
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LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW
THE EXACT NUMBER OF TIMES
SHE BLINKS PER MINUTE.
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INTERESTING. YOU SEE,
THAT PARTICULAR DIVE
WAS TELLING ME...
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THAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR
A NEW LOVE IN HER LIFE.
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YOU KNOW, SOMEONE BOLD,
FRESH, SEXY.
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HAL, CLAIRE BONNER
WOULDN'T SPIT ON YOU
IF YOUR HAIR WAS ON FIRE.
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TO PEOPLE LIKE HER,
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE INVISIBLE.
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YOU GUYS THINK I'M INVISIBLE ?
THEN I GUESS SHE WON'T SEE ME
WHEN I DO THIS.
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♪ YOU DO IT FOR ME
YEAH, YOU DO IT ♪
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♪ DO IT ♪
♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪
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ALL RIGHT,
SO I'M INVISIBLE.
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BUT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN
CLAIRE BONNER WILL FINALLY SEE
JUST WHAT SHE'S BEEN MISSING.
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♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪
WHOA !
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[ Hal Narrating ] YEAH,
SHE SAW WHAT SHE WAS MISSIN'--
ME, HAL BRANDSTON, MR. SMOOTH.
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[ Laughing ]
WAY TO GO, BRANDSTON.
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MY ORIGINAL IDEA WAS TO
STAY UNDERWATER UNTIL I DIED,
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BUT, LUCKILY, THE DEEP END
HAD OTHER PLANS FOR ME.
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IT WAS DESTINY.
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DUDE, JUST GO OVER THERE
AND GIVE HER THE BRACELET.
I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE.
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DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW
THAT ? I'M JUST WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.
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[ Brakes Squealing ]
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HEY, BABE, HOP IN.
EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR US
AT THE DINER.
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GO AWAY.
CLAIRE-BEAR.
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WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE ?
YOU WON'T RETURN MY CALLS.
YOU WON'T TALK TO ME.
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I TOLD YOU I NEEDED
SOME TIME TO THINK.
WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT ?
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YOU'RE CLAIRE BONNER,
AND I'M CHUCK WHEELER.
WE'RE AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM.
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[ Scoffs ]
NOT ANYMORE.
[ Students Laughing ]
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ?
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HUH ?
[ Tires Screeching ]
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[ Natalie ]
YOU HAVE DEFIED THE MIGHTY
MELTAR FOR THE LAST TIME.
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PREPARE TO TASTE
THE FLAME OF JUSTICE, FREON.
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ?
IT'S DOCTOR FREON-- DOCTOR !
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NATALIE ?
HEY, FANGOR !
YOU CAME HERE JUST IN TIME.
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GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT PLAYING WITH THESE GUYS ?
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THEY'RE NOT TOYS.
THEY'RE COLLECTIBLES.
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IT WOULD SEEM YOUR BROTHER
IS SOMETHING OF A NIMROD,
IS HE NOT ?
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
ENOUGH FROM YOU,
MR. FREON.
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THAT'S DOCTOR FREON.
DOCTOR.
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SERIOUSLY-- HANDS OFF
THE MERCHANDISE, OKAY ?
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IF I'M GONNA SELL THESE GUYS,
I'VE GOTTA KEEP THEM MINT.
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SELL THEM ? YOU CAN'T.
WE'RE A TEAM.
YOU CAN'T SPLIT US UP.
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NATS, TEAMS SPLIT UP
ALL THE TIME. IT HAPPENS.
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BUT WHO'S GONNA
DEFEND THE UNIVERSE ?
THE UNIVERSE'LL BE JUST FINE.
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NO, IT WON'T.
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DAD, IS IT EVER GONNA SNOW ?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW,
SWEETHEART.
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IT'S BEEN TOUGH LATELY.
LAST YEAR WAS EL NINO,
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THIS YEAR IT'S--
EL SUCKO.
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EL SUCKO-- YEAH.
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RANDAL, IS THAT THE WAY
WE EAT SOUP IN THIS HOUSE ?
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[ Door Closes ]
[ Woman ]
NO, I'M SORRY.
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NO. HE WANTS TO SWIM
WITH THE SHARKS, HE'S GONNA
LOSE A LITTLE BLOOD.
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UH-HUH. YES, I KNOW.
THAT'S WH--
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[ Gasps ]
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I-I'VE GOTTA GO.
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I KNOW I'M LATE AGAIN.
I'M SORRY.
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OH, I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
I ADMIT IT.
RIGHT AGAIN.
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BUT I KNOW THAT IN YOUR HEARTS
YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO FORGIVE ME.
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AND YOU ARE--
[ All Laugh ]
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RANDY, CALL SECURITY.
YES, SIR.
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THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S
VERY FUNNY. VERY FUNNY.
[ Slurping ]
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SO, WHAT'D I MISS ?
I CAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST
IN MY MOUTH. WANNA SEE ?
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SHOW MOM.
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WOW. THAT'S
DANDY, HONEY.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL !
THAT'S COOL.
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[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
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[ Ringing Continues ]
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[ Ringing Continues ]
THIS DOLLAR IS YOURS
IF YOU LET IT RING.
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PLEASE. EASIEST BUCK
I EVER MADE IN MY LIFE.
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OH, BROTHER.
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[ Ringing Continues ]
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SO, HOW WAS, UH,
EVERYBODY'S DAY ?
[ Ringing Continues ]
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GOOD.
♪ [ Whistles ]
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[ Ringing Continues ]
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I'LL BE BACK
IN JUST A SECOND.
TALK TO ME.
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I GUESS THAT PHONE CALL
MUST'VE BEEN IMPORTANT.
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ FOR A LOVE
THAT WILL SURVIVE ♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD
COME IN MY ROOM.
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JUST...
GET OUT OF MY ROOM !
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[ Knocking ]
HI, NATS.
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HEY, DAD.
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ANYTHING OUT THERE ?
I THINK SO.
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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,002
IT'S GETTING COLDER OUT.
THE NEEDLE MOVED A LITTLE BIT.
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OH.
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THAT IT HAS.
THAT IT HAS.
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MAYBE WE GOT A LITTLE
LOW PRESSURE HEADIN' OUR WAY.
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[ Knocking ]
HEY, GUYS, I'M GOIN' OUT.
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GOOD.
WHY "GOOD" ?
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HE'S BEEN ACTING
ALL WEIRD LATELY.
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WELL, HE HAS A LOT
ON HIS MIND.
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YOU KNOW, GIRLS, AND--
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PRETTY MUCH MOSTLY GIRLS.
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IS THAT WHY HE'S WEARING
A GIRL'S ANKLE BRACELET ?
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00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,736
COULD BE. COULD BE.
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00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,941
YOU KNOW, BOYS HAL'S AGE--
THEY LIKE TO EXPERIMENT.
DID YOU SAY ANKLE BRACELET ?
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, IT'S PERFECTLY
NORMAL.
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OH, I FORGOT !
I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.
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MOM GAVE ME THIS
WHEN I STARTED OUT
AT THE STATION.
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IT'S SORT OF
A GOOD-LUCK CHARM.
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MAYBE IT'LL WORK
BETTER FOR YOU.
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COOL. THANKS.
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EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU GUYS HELP OUT HERE ?
IT'S STUCK.
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[ Groaning ]
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YOU GET THE HEAD,
I'LL GET THE CROWBAR.
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[ Scoffs ]
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♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT
THAT'S OKAY ♪
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♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME
ANYWAY ♪
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DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T
SEE A PATTERN HERE.
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I MEAN, THE BRACELET,
THE BREAKUP,
[ Sighs ]
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THE FACT THAT WE'RE
BOTH BIG FANS OF WHALES.
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WHALES ?
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YEAH, WHALES--
NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT.
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ?
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EXACTLY.
HAL, YOU'RE STARTING
TO SCARE ME.
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IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT
WITH SOMEONE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO OUT WITH PATTY KRONE ?
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00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,540
FOR SOME REASON,
SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE.
[ Laughing ]
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NO, I CAN'T GO OUT
WITH A LEG-JIGGLER.
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BESIDES, THIS THING
WITH ME AND CLAIRE--
IT'S DESTINY.
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[ Laughs ]
ARE YOU CATCHING
ANY OF THIS ?
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OH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU WANT PROOF ?
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WELL, THIS IS IT.
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00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,965
[ Thinking ]
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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[ Exhales ]
BREATHE, BREATHE.
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EASY, EASY.
NICE AND EASY.
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00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,074
WHO'S THE MAN ?
WHO'S THE MAN ?
YOU'RE THE MAN. COME ON.
201
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,146
LET'S GO.
KEEP IT MOVIN'.
202
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:11,885
WELL, HERE I COME, BABY,
LARGE AND IN CHARGE
AND TOTALLY...
203
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:16,356
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
INVISIBLE.
204
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,359
LET ME SEE.
NO, YOU LOOK TOTALLY--
205
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,028
[ Continuing, Indistinct ]
206
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,105
I WISH IT WAS THIS EASY.
207
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,955
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
DAYDREAMING ?
208
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:25,025
JUST CATCHING SNOWFLAKES.
THEY TASTE GOOD ?
209
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,028
MM-HMM.
IT'S GETTING LATE. COME ON.
210
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:32,232
SCOOT DOWN. THERE YA GO.
TOMORROW IS A SCHOOL DAY.
211
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,101
DON'T RUB IT IN.
LOVE YOU.
212
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,103
SWEET DREAMS.
213
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,206
NIGHT.
214
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,043
NIGHT, HONEY.
[ Door Closes ]
215
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:12,172
YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES,
MR. SUNSHINE.
216
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,174
[ Air Expelling ]
217
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,346
WHOA.
218
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,215
THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
219
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,326
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT,
220
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,463
CAN IT ?
221
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:40,200
SNOW,
AND LOTS OF IT, FOLKS.
I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING,
222
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,370
THIS ONE ALMOST CAUGHT US
BY SURPRISE, BUT WE WERE
RIGHT ON TOP OF IT.
223
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,706
THIS WAS A FAST-MOVING
LITTLE SYSTEM COMING
OUT OF THE JET STREAM...
224
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,744
DOWN FROM CANADA, COLLIDING
WITH THE WARM, SOUTHERLY
FLOW WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING.
225
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,180
I GOTTA TELL YA, FOLKS,
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GONNA BE BIG.
226
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,121
[ Snoring Quietly ]
227
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,291
[ Groaning ]
228
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,267
[ Murmuring ]
229
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:49,335
[ Shouting ]
SNO-O-O-O-W !
230
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,783
[ Reporter ] WITH LAST NIGHT'S
RECORD SNOWFALL GRINDING
THE SYRACUSE AREA TO A HALT,
231
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,787
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
HAS ISSUED A TRAVELER'S ADVISORY
FOR TODAY.
232
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,391
I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT'S BEEN CLOSED,
SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
233
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,528
THE FOLLOWING ARE CLOSED
FOR TODAY: TITAN TOOL AND DIE,
234
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,798
THE CAROUSEL MALL,
THE HEALTH BARN,
235
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,400
FROMLIN'S CORDUROY SHOP,
236
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,370
AND, FINALLY, THE WEEKLY
POKER GAME AT MY HOUSE.
[ Chuckles ]
237
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,407
THAT CONCLUDES THE LIST
OF CLOSINGS FOR TODAY.
[ Sighs ]
238
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,543
[ Cackles ]
239
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,680
NO, THEY CAN'T
DO THIS TO US.
240
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,282
OH, AND I FORGOT ONE.
241
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,689
ALL SCHOOLS ARE OFFICIALLY
CLOSED FOR A SNOW DAY.
[ Cheering ]
242
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,290
[ Whimpers ]
243
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,694
[ Giggling ]
244
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,465
[ Cheering ]
[ Weeping ]
245
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,137
NO SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL.
NO SCHOOL !
246
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,340
WHOO ! NO SCHOOL.
247
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,610
[ Sighs ]
SNOW DAY.
248
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,213
SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY,
SNOW DAY, SNOW DAY !
249
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,650
SNOW DAY !
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, HAL !
250
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,788
[ Rumbling ]
OH, NO.
251
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,628
[ Rumbling Continues ]
252
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,808
[ Chattering, Yelling ]
253
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,611
[ Hal Narrating ]
NO MATTER HOW BRAVE
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE,
254
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,682
JUST HEARING HIS NAME
COULD MAKE YOU WISH
YOU LIVED IN FLORIDA.
255
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,551
SNOWPLOWMAN !
256
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:49,822
TO ADULTS HE WAS JUST
SOME CREEPY GUY WITH A PLOW
NAMED "DARLING CLEMENTINE."
257
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,825
BUT TO US,
HE'S A SNOW-DAY ASSASSIN,
258
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,230
A MAN IN SERIOUS NEED
OF A GOOD FLOSSING.
259
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,404
[ Screaming ]
LEGEND HAS IT
HIS TIRE CHAINS ARE MADE...
260
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:08,207
FROM THE BRACES OF KIDS
WHO DIDN'T GET OUT OF HIS WAY.
261
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,644
[ Sniffles ]
THEY SAY THE ONLY THING
HIS HEART REALLY LOVES...
262
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,747
IS HIS BIRD, TRUDY.
[ Squawking ]
263
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,816
[ Cooing ]
264
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:22,288
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !
[ Screaming ]
265
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,924
[ Honking ]
[ Whooping ]
266
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,893
[ Laughing ]
267
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,295
[ Screaming ]
268
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,663
NO-O-O-O !
269
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,841
I REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM.
270
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,410
HE'S NOT A FUN GUY.
271
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,012
HE'S GOTTA BE STOPPED--
TODAY.
272
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:50,350
WHAT DO YOU SAY, HAL ?
WE SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE
THE YEAR, DIDN'T WE ?
273
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,520
UH, NATS--
THE PRIZE-- THE LEGENDARY
SECOND SNOW DAY.
274
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,958
THINK OF IT, HAL-- TWO IN
A ROW. WE'VE NEVER HAD
TWO IN A ROW BEFORE.
275
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928
SORRY, BUT THERE'S
SOMETHIN' I GOTTA DO.
276
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,964
"CLAIRE BONNER" ?
WHO'S SHE ?
277
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,301
JUST THIS GIRL.
YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
WAIT A SECOND.
278
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,337
YOU'RE GONNA WASTE A SNOW DAY
ON SOME GIRL ?
279
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,407
LOOK, TOMORROW EVERYTHING
GOES BACK TO NORMAL.
280
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,443
AND WHEN IT DOES,
I'LL JUST BE ONE
OF A MILLION GUYS...
281
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,346
WISHING THAT CLAIRE BONNER
WAS THEIR GIRLFRIEND.
282
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,715
BUT TODAY,
MAYBE I CAN CHANGE THAT.
283
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,451
BUT WE'RE A TEAM.
YEAH, AND WE ALWAYS WILL BE.
284
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,987
BUT I GOTTA GO SOLO TODAY,
ALL RIGHT ?
285
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,857
THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY.
286
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,528
OH, COME ON, MOM.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
287
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,464
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STAY HOME.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH GIVING YOU A BREAK.
288
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,934
OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
WE'LL LEAVE RANDY HERE
BY HIMSELF.
289
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,909
[ Growling ]
290
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,580
BRIEFCASE-- CHECK.
291
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,083
COMMUTER MUG-- CHECK.
292
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,087
LUCKY TROLL DOLL-- CHECK.
293
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,990
LOOK OUT, ASIAN
CARBONATED BEVERAGE MARKET,
294
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,526
HERE COMES TROUBLE.
295
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,982
DON'T WORRY MOM.
THERE'LL BE OTHER WORK DAYS.
296
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,952
[ Hal Narrating ]
I DIDN'T FEEL TOO BAD.
MOM MAY HAVE LOST THE CHANCE...
297
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,656
TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, BUT
SHE GAINED A LITTLE
QUALITY TIME.
298
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,591
[ Growling ]
299
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:42,995
CLEAN MOMMY'S COAT.
GOOD. OKAY. OKAY.
300
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,637
AS FOR ME--
[ Kids Shouting ]
301
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:55,141
WELL, I STOOD ON THE THRESHOLD
OF A BRAVE NEW WORLD.
302
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:15,161
[ Grumbling ]
WINTER WONDERLAND, MY BUTT !
303
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:20,533
HEY. BEAUTIFUL DAY,
ISN'T IT, MR. OGELTHORP ?
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
304
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:24,771
"NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET
NOR--" WHAT'S THE LAST ONE,
MR. HEBERT ?
305
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,941
[ Chuckles ]
EVERYBODY MAKES FUN
OF THE MAILMAN.
306
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,630
OH, GREAT.
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
307
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:55,535
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SEE
THE OUTLINE OF MY CAR--
308
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,904
MY OWN LITTLE BLUE CAR.
309
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,474
TODAY IS REALLY,
310
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,710
[ Groaning ]
REALLY... SHAPIN' UP.
311
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,746
♪ [ Short Whistle ]
312
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,488
♪ [ Short Whistle ]
313
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,528
[ Grunts ]
314
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,100
IF YOU KIDS THINK--
315
00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:30,937
BECAUSE I'M NOT--
316
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,175
YOU KIDS WANNA PLAY ROUGH ?
317
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,544
I INVENTED ROUGH !
318
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248
I-- AGH !
319
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,183
[ Panting ]
320
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,787
MUST...
MUSTER THE COURAGE...
OF TEN PRINCIPALS.
321
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,623
MUST GET HOME.
322
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:54,227
I-- AGH !
323
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,696
OOH-- NOW !
324
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,039
NO. NO. NO-O-O-O !
325
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,278
NO-O-O-O !
326
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,780
NO-O-O-O !
327
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,284
[ Yells ]
328
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,220
YOU'VE GOT THE REFLEXES
OF A DEAD COW.
OH, YEAH ?
329
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:25,258
BUT YET IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS
I WHO HAS THE OXYGEN-DEPRIVING
SLEEPER HOLD.
330
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,292
OKAY. OKAY !
331
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,562
[ Laughing ]
YOU WIN.
332
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:34,300
HEY, I WONDER IF IN HAWAII,
INSTEAD OF SNOW DAYS,
THEY HAVE "LAVA DAYS."
333
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:38,304
YEAH, I HEARD IN LOS ANGELES
THEY GET OFF ON BAD HAIR DAYS.
I HEARD THAT.
334
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,807
HEY, YOU KNOW,
335
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:47,680
THE PROBLEM WITH SNOW ANGELS
IS THAT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE
AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT ONE.
336
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,684
THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT.
337
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,686
COME HERE.
338
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:59,825
[ Grunting ]
NOT ALWAYS.
IT'S PERFECT.
339
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,827
IT SURE IS.
340
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,298
COME ON.
341
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:09,902
HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT WE CAN DO TODAY ?
342
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,738
START AN AVALANCHE !
343
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,840
I'VE GOT A BRACELET
TO RETURN.
344
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,643
NO. NO, NO.
COME ON, LANE.
345
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:20,980
THIS SNOW DAY HAPPENED
FOR A REASON. IT'S GIVEN ME
A SECOND CHANCE WITH CLAIRE.
346
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,950
HAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GONNA DO ?
347
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,019
HUG YOU TO HER CHEST,
LICK YOUR EAR AND
CALL YOU "BUNKY" ?
348
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:30,156
OKAY, FINE.
MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN TRUE LOVE, BUT I DO.
349
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:34,727
OH, IS THAT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ?
MAN, YOU'RE DUMB !
350
00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:38,731
LOVE ISN'T ABOUT FATE
AND MAGIC BRACELETS
AND DESTINY.
351
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:44,870
IT'S ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE
YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND
FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME.
352
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,707
YOU'RE A REAL ROMANTIC,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
353
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,842
THIS IS GONNA END
IN FLAMES.
354
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,078
COME ON, LANE.
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH.
355
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,714
IT IS A SNOW DAY.
356
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,849
[ Lane Sighs ]
[ Hal Chuckles ]
357
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:59,685
♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
358
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,755
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ COME ON ♪
359
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,657
♪ COME ON ♪
360
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,959
♪ SAY OOH-LA-LA, SASSON ♪
361
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,930
♪ COME ON, COME ON
SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪
362
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:14,934
♪ COME ON, COME ON
SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪
363
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,670
♪ COME ON, COME ON
SAY OOH-LA-LA ♪
364
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,839
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
YOU'RE DOING ?
[ Video Game Beeping ]
365
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,174
CHET'S TRYING TO BREAK
HIS ALL-TIME RECORD.
366
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:27,880
AH, MAN, YOU BLEW IT !
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS
TO LAY DOWN THE RUG.
367
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,217
WE WILL. I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OFF.
368
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,754
WAYNE, I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUT
EATING TOO MUCH OF THAT STUFF.
369
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,222
YEAH, MAN.
370
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:39,125
WITH ALL THOSE LAYERS
YOU'RE WEARING, IF YOU HAD
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM--
371
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,994
I DON'T KNOW.
IT COULD BE CLOSE.
[ Laughs ]
372
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,666
ALL RIGHT !
YOU BROUGHT MELTAR !
373
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,136
SO WHERE'S HIS FAITHFUL
SIDEKICK, FANGOR ?
374
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:54,707
CHASING SOME GIRL.
DON'T EVEN ASK.
375
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,743
SO, WHAT'S OUR QUEST TODAY ?
376
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:02,248
YOU KNOW WHAT MELTAR SAYS.
"LISTEN TO THE WIND !"
377
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:05,384
[ Rumbling ]
378
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,789
THAT'S NOT THE WIND.
379
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,857
[ Rumbling Continues ]
380
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,977
SNOWPLOWMAN.
381
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,119
[ Screaming ]
382
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,721
COME ON, MOVE IT !
[ Squawking ]
383
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:50,096
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
COULDN'T WE JUST GO BACK
AND MAKE A SNOWMAN ?
384
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,732
NO WAY. THIS IS THE YEAR
HAL AND I SAID WE'RE GONNA
TAKE HIM DOWN.
385
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:58,304
WELL, HAL'S
NOT HERE, SO--
SNOWBALL, NOW.
386
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,941
WHAT DO YA NEED ? I GOT
YOUR STANDARD "SLUSHBALL"--
ALWAYS DEPENDABLE.
387
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:07,012
THE EVER-POPULAR "MOONBALL"--
THE LAST THING HE SEES IS
YOU MOONIN' HIM.
388
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:10,950
I'VE GOT THE JELLY-FILLED
"SNOWNUT"...
389
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:14,787
AND THIS ONE--
IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
390
00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:19,925
GIMME THE "SNOWNUT."
AW, MAN !
I GOTTA WHIZ !
391
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,231
[ Kids Screaming ]
392
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,945
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
393
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,947
I'LL GO WITH "NOW" !
394
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,223
[ Engine Falters,
Quits ]
395
00:29:58,197 --> 00:29:59,398
OH, WOW.
396
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:26,091
[ Engine Starts ]
[ All Scream ]
397
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,836
RUN !
398
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:42,074
PUT SOME OOMPH INTO IT,
WAYNE-O !
399
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:46,212
[ Horn Honking ]
[ Screaming ]
NO ! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE !
400
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,447
I DON'T WANNA DIE
WITH MY PANTS DOWN !
401
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,350
[ Screaming ]
402
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,220
HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HUNT
WITH THE BIG DOGS,
403
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,488
YOU BETTER SIT
ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUPS !
404
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,491
[ Whooping ]
[ Squawking ]
405
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:03,896
COME ON, YOU GUYS !
GO ! RUN !
406
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,133
COME ON, CHET ! GO, GO !
I'M GOIN' !
407
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:11,070
COME ON, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, LET'S GO !
408
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,472
[ Whooping, Laughing ]
409
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:19,144
[ Screaming ]
MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN,
OH, MAN, OH, MAN !
410
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,351
[ Whimpers, Farts ]
411
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:28,153
[ Whooping ]
412
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:43,068
[ Squawks ]
[ Sniffing ]
413
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,337
[ Woman On Monitor ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
414
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,607
THE OFFICE IS CLOSED DOWN,
AND YOU MAKE ME COME TO WORK.
415
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:52,177
I HAD TO WALK
THE WHOLE WAY.
416
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:56,415
LOOK AT MY TOES--
THEY'RE FROZEN,
LIKE TATER TOTS.
417
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,184
NONA, HONEY, WHAT WAS
I SUPPOSED TO DO ?
418
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,353
[ Imitates Engine ]
I AM COMPLETELY SNOWED IN HERE.
419
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:04,189
LAURA, EVERYBODY ELSE IS
TAKIN' THE DAY OFF.
WHY CAN'T WE ?
420
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,525
BECAUSE WE HAVE WORKED
TOO HARD AND TOO LONG...
[ Toys Crashing ]
421
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,628
TO LET A LITTLE SNOW
GET IN THE WAY OF
A 42% GLOBAL MARKET SHARE.
422
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,930
[ Sighs ]
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
423
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,267
NOW, THE FIRST THING I NEED IS
THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT.
424
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:20,239
THE FIRST THING YOU NEED
IS A STUN GUN FOR YOUR KID.
MMM.
425
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,243
[ Gasps ]
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
426
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,415
RANDY, RANDY, HONEY.
RANDY, SWEETIE. HONEY, HONEY.
427
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,418
IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR
HEAD ?
I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE.
428
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,387
MRS. HUFFNER LETS US
GO OUTSIDE SCHOOL.
429
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,723
I KNOW, HONEY, BUT REMEMBER
WHAT MOMMY SAID ?
430
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,426
THE SECOND HER WORK IS DONE
WE'LL GO OUTSIDE. OKAY ?
431
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,698
[ Huffs ]
432
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,572
TELL ME A STORY.
433
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,508
[ Chuckles ]
OKAY.
434
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,544
OKAY, OKAY.
435
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:02,214
[ Sighs ]
ONCE UPON A TIME,
436
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:06,685
IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY,
THERE LIVED A LITTLE PRINCE.
437
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:11,623
MRS. HUFFNER TELLS US THE STORY
ABOUT THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY.
438
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,728
I SEE.
WELL, MOMMY DOESN'T
KNOW THAT STORY.
439
00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:19,264
CAN MRS. HUFFNER DO...
THIS ?
440
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:22,334
[ Imitates Donkey,
Giggles ]
441
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,704
MRS. HUFFNER BRINGS IN
THE REAL DONKEY.
442
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,540
UH-HUH. WELL,
443
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,744
DID MRS. HUFFNER GIVE YOU
THAT PAINT SET FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
A WHOLE WEEK EARLY ?
444
00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,680
HMM ?
IT'S ON MOMMY'S BED.
445
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,618
[ Whoops ]
YEAH ! YEAH !
[ Laughs ]
446
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,454
[ Sighs ]
TAKE THAT, MRS. HUFFNER.
447
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,356
[ Chuckles ]
448
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,291
[ Whimpering ]
449
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,728
[ Boy ]
COME ON !
TAKE A RIDE ON MY SLED.
450
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,697
[ Grunts ]
451
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:57,503
HEY, PRINCIPAL WEAVER.
[ Laughing ]
HEY, KIDS !
452
00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,472
ENJOYING YOUR DAY OFF ?
I KNOW I SURE AM.
453
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,742
[ Laughing ]
GOTTA GO.
454
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:08,313
I 'M... TAKING... NAMES !
[ Both Laugh ]
455
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:12,050
I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO SAY WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT
CLAIRE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME.
456
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,621
I KNOW WHAT
CHUCK IS GOING TO SAY--
"PREPARE TO DIE, WASTE CASE."
457
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:20,459
CHUCK ?
HE HAD HIS CHANCE.
TODAY SHE'S ALL MINE.
458
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,495
♪ BABY
HOW CAN YOU DOUBT MY LOVE ♪
459
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,465
♪ WHEN YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M SMILIN' ♪
460
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,701
[ Commotion Outside ]
461
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,670
CLAIRE !
462
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,605
[ Shouting ]
463
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,478
I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE.
I WANNA STROKE YOUR HAIR.
464
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,147
[ Commotion Continues ]
465
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:45,684
I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE.
[ Snickers ]
IT'S LIKE... "CLAIRE-STOCK."
466
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,753
[ Chuckles ]
467
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:58,130
BILL, WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE ?
WORD GETS AROUND, DUDE.
468
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,800
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY
WHO KNEW THEY BROKE UP.
469
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,837
SOME OF THESE GUYS--
THEY CAME ALL THE WAY
FROM ROCHESTER.
470
00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:07,439
HA, HA.
WHEELER !
471
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,676
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME.
BEAT IT, DIPS !
472
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:14,146
GOT THAT, KORN ?
NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT...
473
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,583
BEFORE YOU ALL GET FREE PASSES
TO THE CHUCK WHEELER
HOUSE OF PAIN.
474
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,555
[ Screaming ]
475
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,863
CLAIRE-BEAR,
IT'S ME !
476
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:34,566
REST ASSURED, I WILL FIND THE
HOOLIGANS WHO EGGED MY HOUSE--
LET ME UP ! WE GOTTA TALK.
477
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,603
CLAIRE, I'M BEGGING YOU !
SORRY, CHUCK.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
478
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,239
[ Volume Increasing ]
STAY WITH US, WON'T YOU ?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
479
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,709
WITH A LIVE CHANNEL 6
WEATHER UPDATE RIGHT AFTER
THIS.
480
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,613
CHEER UP.
AT LEAST SHE WATCHES
YOUR DAD'S STATION.
481
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,616
CLAIRE, PLEASE !
482
00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:52,885
IF OUR THREE YEARS MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU,
YEAH, SHE DOES.
483
00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:55,554
JUST GIVE ME
ONE LITTLE MINUTE.
484
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,927
ALL RIGHT,
BUT ONLY A MINUTE.
485
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:09,668
WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU WANTED TO WEAR PANTS ?
YOU ARE WEARING PANTS.
486
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,639
TINA, PEOPLE DON'T WANT THIS
FROSTY THE WEATHERMAN STUFF.
487
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,275
THEY DON'T.
I'VE SEEN IT IN THEIR EYES.
THEY WANT REAL WEATHER...
488
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,878
FROM THE ONLY GUY AROUND TOWN
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
ACTUALLY, TOM,
489
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:23,815
RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY WANT
SOMEONE WHO CAN JUGGLE FIRE
AND MAKE COOL SOUND EFFECTS.
490
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,719
NO, YOU'RE WRONG.
PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT
WHO PREDICTED THE STORM FIRST.
491
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,889
AND WHEN THEY DO,
WATCH OUT, CHAD SYMMONZ.
492
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,692
CLAIRE-BEAR,
493
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,962
WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY
WAS... YESTERDAY.
494
00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,231
TODAY IS TODAY--
495
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,700
A DAY TO GO SKATING.
496
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,705
[ Belches ]
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CLAIRE, HUH ?
497
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:50,709
CHUCK, WE BROKE UP.
YEAH, BUT NOT TECHNICALLY.
498
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,945
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
YES, TECHNICALLY.
499
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,913
LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW !
500
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,883
AND THAT'S WHAT KIDS
ALL OVER CENTRAL NEW YORK
ARE SAYING TODAY,
501
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,985
AS LAST NIGHT'S
RECORD SNOWFALL...
502
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,821
OH, HONEY.
TURNED THEIR WORLD
INTO A WINTER WONDERLAND.
503
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:08,493
I'M HERE AT SLUPPERTON HILL,
OR, AS THE KIDS HERE TODAY
LIKE TO CALL IT, SUICIDE HILL.
504
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,997
AND WHAT BETTER WAY
TO SAY "YEA, WINTER"...
505
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,300
THAN WITH A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED TOBOGGAN RIDE ?
506
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,235
HEY, DAD !
507
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,773
NOW, I'M GONNA ASK
MY FRIENDS HERE TO GIVE ME
JUST A LITTLE PUSH.
508
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,877
I SAID A LITTLE ONE !
NO ! PLEASE ! OH !
509
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,246
LOOK OUT DOWN THERE !
510
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:32,317
[ Continues Shouting ]
511
00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,420
♪ COME ON, COME ON
AND TELL ME ♪
512
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,724
WHOA !
MOVE IT, EVERYBODY !
513
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,962
TOM !
514
00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:47,265
♪ AND TELL ME
WHY IS IT TAKIN' SO LONG ♪
TOM !
515
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,736
♪ FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE
AND STOP ♪
516
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:53,905
CAREFUL !
♪ ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUN
I'M HAVIN' FUN ♪
517
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,974
♪ BUILDINGS SNEAKIN' UP ON ME ♪
518
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,377
♪ I TAKE A LOOK AT THE SKY
A PLANE GOES BY ♪
519
00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:02,414
WHAT IS THIS ?
FRANK, PAN OFF HIM.
PAN OFF HIM, FRANK !
520
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,450
DO SOMETHING.
DO SOMETHING !
521
00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,320
CLAIRE, I KNOW
YOU'RE WATCHING.
522
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,857
MY NAME'S HAL.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
BUT I KNOW YOU.
523
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:15,327
LIKE, I KNOW
THAT YOUR FAVORITE GUM
IS WATERMELON BUBBLICIOUS,
524
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,963
THAT YOU CAN'T GO A WHOLE DAY
WITHOUT DIVING...
525
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:22,034
AND THAT YOU HAVE
THE MOST AMAZING BROWN EYES
I'VE EVER SEEN.
526
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:26,304
I ALSO KNOW THAT YESTERDAY
AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM BROKE UP.
CHOICE !
527
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,874
PERSONALLY, I THINK
IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE.
528
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:32,844
SO, TODAY,
IF YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT TO DO NEXT,
529
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,947
I SAY TRY SOMETHING
NEW-- ME.
530
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,917
IT'S A SNOW DAY, CLAIRE.
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
531
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,389
[ Test Pattern Tone ]
532
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,398
HAL, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I USED TO WEAR A LITTLE COLOGNE
TO GET A GIRL TO NOTICE ME.
533
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:58,336
I'M SORRY, DAD, BUT IT'S
JUST THAT THIS GIRL IS JUST SO--
534
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,507
YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST--
OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
GETS YOUR BLOOD RUNNING, HUH ?
535
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,911
WELL, YOU DO
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO,
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
536
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:09,614
WE METEOROLOGISTS ARE TRAINED
FOR THE UNPREDICTABLE.
UH, TOM ?
537
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:13,452
YOU MIGHT WANNA LOOK
AT THIS. WE WERE TAPING
THE CHANNEL 10 FEED, AND, UH--
538
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:18,123
AND WHO WAS THERE FIRST
LAST NIGHT WHEN THE BLIZZARD
OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING ?
539
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:22,461
WHY, CHAD SYMMONZ, OF COURSE.
WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER
THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA,
540
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:25,363
YOU CAN BET YOUR BOOTS
THAT I'LL BE THERE... FIRST.
541
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,468
FIRST ONE, MY BUTT !
LIAR !
542
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:34,372
LIAR ! WHO WAS FIRST ?
WHO WAS IT ? YOU LIAR !
NO. NO, TOM.
543
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,875
IT'S OKAY.
COME ON. DROP IT.
WHO WAS FIRST ?
544
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,011
JUST ONE. JUST ONE.
NO. NO ! OKAY.
LIAR !
545
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,048
SO, HOW WAS I ?
546
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,016
[ Sighs ]
547
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:49,488
REMEMBER IN SIXTH GRADE
WHEN YOU WORE THOSE
RAINBOW SUSPENDERS ALL YEAR...
548
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:53,058
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
THEY WERE SO COOL ?
549
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,428
IT WAS KINDA LIKE THAT.
I KNOW WHAT
I'M DOIN', OKAY ?
550
00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:59,064
[ Engine Buzzing ]
551
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:03,001
THEN ENLIGHTEN ME.
HOW DOES THAT WORK
INTO YOUR PLANS ?
552
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,540
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, HAL ?
THEY ALWAYS GET BACK TOGETHER.
553
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,546
♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪
554
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:18,016
♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪
555
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:22,420
♪ RACIN' THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪
556
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,091
♪ AND I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN ♪
[ Sighs ]
557
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:30,495
♪ THIS FEELIN' THAT REMAINS ♪
558
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:37,002
♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪
♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪
559
00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:40,705
♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪
♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN ♪
560
00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,875
♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪
561
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:49,147
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE
THE DECOY ?
562
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,483
I'M THE ONE
WHO GOT THE KETCHUP !
SHH !
563
00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:55,086
IF YOU DON'T PLAY DEAD,
YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD.
THAT'S COMFORTING.
564
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:59,124
[ Horn Honks ]
HERE HE COMES.
565
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:04,162
NEXT TIME YOU CAN GET
YOUR OWN KETCHUP !
566
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,665
THIS BETTER NOT STAIN
MY COAT.
567
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:11,536
♪ OH, MY DARLIN' CLEMENTINE ♪
[ Squawks ]
568
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:15,841
♪ YOU ARE LOST
AND GONE FOREVER ♪
569
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:18,476
♪ DREADFUL SORRY ♪
570
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,681
[ Squawks ]
571
00:41:25,217 --> 00:41:27,619
[ Gears Grind ]
572
00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,554
[ Engine Stops ]
573
00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,285
HM-HMM.
574
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,559
[ Farting ]
575
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:13,298
I'M GOING FOR THE KEYS.
576
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,108
UGH.
577
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,712
[ Sniffles ]
578
00:42:42,827 --> 00:42:46,831
AH, UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
579
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,935
A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA.
580
00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,870
MMM.
581
00:42:56,775 --> 00:43:00,145
[ Squawks, Sniffles ]
582
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:05,850
[ Singsong ]
HELLO, BIRDIE.
PRETTY BIRDIE.
583
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,988
YES, YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE.
♪ [ Whistles ]
584
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,825
YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE.
YEAH ! HELLO--
585
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:18,296
[ Squawks ]
[ Yells ]
GO AWAY ! GO AWAY !
586
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,837
MMM.
587
00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:29,774
CHET ! CHET !
CHET, HELP !
[ Yells ]
588
00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,911
[ Both Shouting ]
589
00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:36,982
[ Shouting Continues ]
HEY ! GET OUT OF MY PLOW !
590
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:42,787
NO. TRUDY !
591
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,857
YOU WANT HER ?
COME GET HER, DIRTBAG.
592
00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,661
OH--
THANK YOU, AND
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY !
593
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,833
TRUDY !
[ Grunts ]
594
00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,906
[ Wayne Screams ]
[ Sniffles ]
595
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,976
[ Continues Screaming ]
596
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,050
[ Continues Screaming ]
597
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,019
[ Farts ]
598
00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:16,855
[ Whimpers, Farts ]
599
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,657
♪ LOVE LETTERS ♪
600
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:25,230
♪ STRAIGHT FROM YOUR ♪
601
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:29,834
♪ HEART ♪
602
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:34,272
[ Announcer ] OF COURSE,
THAT WAS "LOVE LETTERS"
BY THE SULTAN OF SMOOTH,
603
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,241
MR. AL MARTINO.
604
00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:40,111
WHILE WE'RE STILL
IN A ROMANTIC MOOD,
SKATERS ARE REMINDED...
605
00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,981
THAT THERE'S NO BETTER WAY
TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"...
606
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:48,920
THAN WITH A BRAND-NEW PAIR
OF SKATE GUARDS,
ON SALE IN THE MAIN OFFICE.
607
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,090
COME ON. IF YOU
WON'T DO IT FOR ME,
DO IT FOR THEM.
608
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:55,927
HOW MANY YEARS HAS HE BEEN
PUTTING EVERYBODY TO SLEEP
WITH THAT MUSIC OF HIS ?
609
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:59,164
HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY ?
I KNOW I AM.
610
00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:02,700
SO LET'S MAKE THE SCENE,
GENE, AS-- WHO ELSE ?
611
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,904
AL MARTINO INVITES US
TO ENTER...
612
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,773
A WORLD OF FASCINATION.
613
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:13,878
♪ IT WAS FASCINATION ♪
614
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,915
♪ I KNOW ♪
[ Skaters Chattering ]
615
00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:21,119
♪ AND IT MIGHT HAVE ENDED
RIGHT THERE ♪
[ Snoring ]
616
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:24,155
♪ AT THE START ♪
617
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,858
♪ JUST A PASSING GLANCE ♪
HEY.
618
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:30,195
CHUCK, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION ?
ASK AWAY.
619
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:33,031
WHO AM I ?
[ Scoffs ]
YOU'RE MY WOMAN.
620
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,300
NO. WHO AM I
AS A PERSON ?
621
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,171
WE'VE BEEN DATING THREE YEARS.
WHAT DO YOU REALLY
KNOW ABOUT ME ?
622
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:43,341
WHOA. HEAVY.
623
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:47,145
OKAY, WELL, UH,
I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL'S
A CHIMPANZEE.
624
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:50,782
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY
ABOUT CHIMPS.
625
00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:53,051
♪ ALONE WITH THE MOONLIGHT
ABOVE ♪
626
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:58,156
SPIDER MONKEYS ?
♪ THEN I TOUCHED YOUR HAND ♪
627
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:02,327
[ Knocking ]
MR. ZELLWEGER, PLEASE,
IT'S AN EMERGENCY !
628
00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:05,930
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
OH, MY GOSH.
IN THE LADIES' ROOM.
629
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,299
I TRIED TO STOP HER.
I REALLY TRIED.
STOP WHO FROM DOIN' WHAT ?
630
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:12,337
"AL MARTINO BITES
THE BIG ONE."
631
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:15,173
THAT'S WHAT SHE WROTE
IN THE BATHROOM STALL--
632
00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:19,978
SOME WEIRD GIRL
WITH A DOG COLLAR AND
A SNAKE TATTOOED ON HER FACE.
633
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,046
WHAT KIND OF SICKO--
634
00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:25,984
TAKE ME TO HER NOW !
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO--
635
00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:40,064
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS
THAT HAVE BRIGHT RED BUTTS ?
BABOONS !
636
00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:42,901
CHUCK, WHAT COLOR
ARE MY EYES ?
637
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:45,170
THEY'RE GREEN,
OF COURSE !
638
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:51,009
A DARKISH SHADE OF GREEN.
IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE BROWN.
I'M ON TOP OF IT.
639
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,144
ONE LAST QUESTION.
640
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:56,281
WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM
DO I CHEW ?
641
00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:04,956
WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM ?
WHAT KIND OF BOGUS QUESTION
IS THAT ?
642
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,425
KID ON TV KNEW.
WHAT KID ON TV ?
643
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:10,195
HIM.
MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ?
644
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,430
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES
BEYOND HIS CONTROL,
645
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:16,301
MR. ZELLWEGER CANNOT
BE WITH US RIGHT NOW. SO,
646
00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,037
TO CONTINUE IN THE PARTY MOOD,
647
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:24,008
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A SPECIAL SNOW-DAY DEDICATION
TO CLAIRE BONNER.
648
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:31,950
HI. YOU MIGHT THINK
I'M CRAZY, CLAIRE,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
649
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:36,955
♪ [ Rock And Roll ]
650
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:49,033
YOU ARE SO DEAD !
651
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:53,104
WHAT ?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
652
00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:01,412
HAL, LET'S GO.
I THINK YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
YEAH.
653
00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:06,284
♪ PEOPLE SAY
WE'RE NOT THE SAME ♪
654
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,553
♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE
I'M IN PAIN ♪
655
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:13,324
♪ AM I WASTING MY LIFE
WAITING FOR YOU ♪
656
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,160
MAKES ME SICK !
657
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,496
SWARMS OF VERMIN.
658
00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:23,301
DESTRUCTIVE,
IGNORANT CRETINS !
659
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,303
METALLICA SUCKS.
660
00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:31,576
SNOWPLOWMAN ?
I MEAN, MR. SNOWPLOWMAN ?
661
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:35,046
I WAS WONDERING,
YOU KNOW THAT STORY...
662
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,416
ABOUT HOW YOU FREQUENTLY GRIND
KIDS INTO ROAD SALT ?
663
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,252
THAT'S JUST A STORY,
RIGHT ?
664
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:42,520
[ Chuckles Nervously ]
665
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,090
YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME
ON THAT. NO RUSH.
666
00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:59,404
I'M TOAST.
667
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:04,242
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
668
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:11,549
OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR AFTERNOON, MA'AM,
669
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:14,585
BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU MIGHT BE ABLE...
670
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:17,388
TO TELL ME WHERE I COULD
FIND YOUR DAUGHTER ?
671
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:22,460
NATALIE ?
NATALIE BRANDSTON ?
WHY, IS SHE IN TROUBLE ?
672
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,662
OH, OH. NO !
[ Laughing ]
673
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,598
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S AH--
674
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,703
WELL, JUST A BUNCH OF THE KIDS
SIGNED UP FOR FREE PLOW RIDES.
675
00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:35,973
OH ! GREAT.
YOUR LITTLE NATALIE
IS NEXT IN LINE.
676
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:40,311
OH, YOU MUST BE THE GUY
THAT THE KIDS
ALL CALL SNOWPLOWMAN.
677
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:45,650
WELL, THE KIDS HAVE A LOT
OF DIFFERENT NAMES FOR ME.
678
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,720
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ROGER.
[ Sniffing ]
679
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,055
OKAY, ROGER.
680
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,392
IS THAT WAYNE ALWORTH ?
HI, HONEY !
681
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,728
[ Banging On Door ]
MRS. BRANDSTON !
682
00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:57,729
[ Horn Honking ]
683
00:49:57,729 --> 00:50:00,498
YEAH, THAT'S
ACTUALLY WAYNE.
684
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,303
HE'S JUST FINISHING
HIS PLOW RIDE.
685
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:09,507
[ Honking Continues ]
OH, THE KIDS REALLY LOVE
TO TOOT THE HORN, DON'T THEY ?
686
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,576
WHAT'S HE WRITING ?
687
00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,480
"PLEH" ?
688
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,748
PL--
689
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:19,650
THAT'S ACTUALLY
KIND OF A--
690
00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:22,687
WELL, IT'S A TECHNICAL TERM.
691
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,524
JUST A... PLOWING TERM.
692
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:29,660
MA'AM, THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS
ON THIS LIST, SO...
693
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,597
IF I COULD FIND YOUR DAUGHTER--
OH, SORRY.
SURE, OF COURSE.
694
00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:35,533
[ Screaming ]
695
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,768
[ Screaming ]
696
00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,536
RANDY, RANDY, COME HERE !
697
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:42,673
HE GOT A PAINT SET
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. AAH !
698
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:46,711
OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE
TO DEATH. HONEY, COME BACK !
699
00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:52,617
[ Phone Ringing ]
700
00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:58,322
[ Continues Ringing ]
701
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,466
HELLO ?
702
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:13,538
[ Natalie ] HELLO, SNOWPLOWMAN.
THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
WHO WANTS TO SAY "HI" TO YOU.
703
00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:15,673
[ Squawking ]
704
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:18,576
AAH ! TRUDY !
TRUDY, HONEY.
705
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,380
ARE YOU OKAY, BABY ?
THEY HAVEN'T HURT YOU YET
HAVE THEY, HONEY ?
706
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:26,617
NOT YET.
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME ?
707
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:30,121
HOW ABOUT WE GET OUR FRIEND BACK
AND YOU GIVE US
A SECOND SNOW DAY ?
708
00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:33,391
[ Chuckles ]
NO WAY. UH-UH.
709
00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:36,594
THEN WE KEEP THE BIRD,
AND YOU KEEP THE WAYNE.
710
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,670
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ?
711
00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,811
BILL ?
712
00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:57,682
HEY, CHECK IT OUT !
FRENCH-FRY LOG CABIN.
713
00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:01,552
I SEE YOU'RE NOT
WASTING YOUR DAY.
YOU KNOW IT.
714
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:05,490
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
WHERE'S HAL ?
THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
715
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:10,528
[ Lane ]
HE'S OFF BUILDING SOME KIND
OF SHRINE TO LADY CLAIRE,
716
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:14,732
AND I'M THE FEEB WHO'S
BEEN SENT HERE TO FETCH HER.
717
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:22,673
[ Chet ]
AND TO THINK, WE USED
TO BE AFRAID OF THIS JOKER.
718
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:24,709
[ Natalie ]
LOOK, HOW EASY IS THIS ?
719
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:29,881
WE GIVE HIM HIS BIRD,
AND HE GIVES US
AN EXTRA SNOW DAY.
720
00:52:29,881 --> 00:52:32,850
[ Chet ]
I SAY WE GO FOR TWO.
NO, THREE !
721
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:37,221
[ Natalie ]
YEAH ! THREE SNOW DAYS,
AND I GET TO DRIVE HIS TRUCK.
722
00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,524
[ Laughing ]
723
00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:47,765
WHERE IS THIS MOOK ANYWAY ?
HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW.
724
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:11,222
HELP ! HELP !
725
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,190
[ Screaming ]
726
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,326
[ Screaming ]
727
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,395
HELP !
728
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,430
HELP !
729
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:23,568
HELP !
730
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,772
[ Farts ]
731
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:31,976
WHAT IF I MIGHT ACTUALLY
THINK THIS GUY IS CUTE ?
[ Scoffing ]
732
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,579
WHAT IF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE ON THE VERGE...
733
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,348
OF COMMITTING
TOTAL SOCIAL SUICIDE ?
734
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:40,251
HELP ME PLEASE !
I BEG YOU !
735
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,822
[ Screaming ]
736
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:48,893
ANYWAY, JUST FOR FUN,
LET'S PRETEND THAT YOU
ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GUY.
737
00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:52,630
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM ?
HE'S REALLY TICKLISH.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
738
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,999
WHAT ELSE ? HE HATES
DRUM MACHINES.
739
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:59,770
OH, AND HE ONCE GAVE
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
TO A BABY CHICK.
740
00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:03,474
REALLY. IT WAS EASTER
AND MY MOM GOT
THE BRIGHT IDEA...
741
00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:05,910
OF BRINGING HOME
BABY CHICKS FOR EVERYONE.
742
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,379
IT WAS KINDA CUTE
UNTIL THEY
ALL STARTED DYING...
743
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,282
WHICH THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO DO
RIGHT AFTER YOU NAME THEM.
744
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:14,385
BUT, ANYWAY, SO THERE'S HAL
ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES...
745
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:17,955
GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
TO MY BIRD.
746
00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:21,959
IT WAS-- IT WAS--
747
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:34,472
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.
GIVE ME THE BIRD.
748
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,307
GIVE ME THE WAYNE.
749
00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:38,309
THE BIRD !
THE WAYNE !
750
00:54:38,309 --> 00:54:39,944
THE BIRD !
THE WAYNE !
751
00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:41,979
THE BIRD !
THE WAYNE !
752
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,849
YOU-- LEAVING, NOW.
753
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,951
I'M GOING.
754
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,388
BUT, CLAIRE,
YOU'VE GOTTA COME WITH ME.
HAL'S EXPECTING YOU.
755
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:57,328
I KNOW YOU HARDLY
EVEN KNOW THE GUY,
BUT...
756
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:05,403
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE MAKING
A SNOW ANGEL, AND
YOU WANNA MAKE IT PERFECT,
757
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,505
BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE...
758
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,775
THERE'S ALWAYS
THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT ?
759
00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,979
WELL, WITH HAL,
THERE'S NO HANDPRINT.
760
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,515
♪ I HAVE A DREAM ♪
761
00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:21,318
♪ I WATCH FROM AFAR ♪
762
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,889
♪ WAS NO LONGER HEARTACHED ♪
763
00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:27,591
CLAIRE ! WHAT'S
CHUCK GONNA THINK ?
764
00:55:27,591 --> 00:55:30,661
CHUCK DOESN'T THINK.
765
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:35,933
♪ I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE ♪
766
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,535
THE WAYNE !
THE BIRD !
767
00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,938
THE WAYNE !
YOU FIRST.
768
00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:43,874
YOU FIRST !
769
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,577
I SAID "YOU FIRST" FIRST.
770
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:49,447
SO ?
771
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:53,484
JUST GIVE HIM THE BIRD
PLEASE ! I WANNA GO HOME !
772
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:56,487
DO IT SO WE CAN
GET OUTTA HERE.
773
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,595
OH, HI, HONEY, SWEETIE.
YOU ALL RIGHT ?
ARE YOU OKAY ? GOOD.
774
00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:07,932
HEY ! WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, CHIEF ?
NO !
775
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:11,502
LET HIM GO !
776
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:14,872
NOBODY MESSES
WITH ROGER STUBBLEFIELD.
777
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:30,521
GREAT PLAN, GUYS. REAL GREAT,
AWARD-WINNING, SPECTACULAR--
778
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:35,126
I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.
YOU'RE GENIUSES !
779
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,536
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE CAN DO
WHEN HE'S REALLY TRYING.
780
00:56:56,046 --> 00:57:00,017
YOU MADE THIS FOR ME ?
WHY ?
781
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,954
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL--
A WHALE !
782
00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:10,728
YOU KNOW,
NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT ?
783
00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:14,665
BUT, BUT
I LIKE ZEBRAS.
784
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:20,437
THEN HOW COME
YOU HAVE A WHALE CHARM
ON YOUR BRACELET ?
785
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,507
YOU HAVE MY BRACELET ?
786
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:26,076
WHY DOES HE HAVE
MY BRACELET ?
787
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:28,679
DESTINY--
PURE DESTINY.
788
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:35,152
OH, NO !
789
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:46,197
HEY, ZIP, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
THE HOUSE OF PAIN
NOW DELIVERS !
790
00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:47,765
[ Natalie ]
CHUCK !
791
00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,800
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
CLAIRE-BEAR !
792
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,203
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
793
00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:55,105
AS FOR YOU,
MR. WONDERFUL--
794
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,142
HEY, WHAT
DO YOU GOT THERE ?
795
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:02,780
AHH, IT'S ALL SWEATY.
THIS IS CLAIRE'S.
796
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:05,683
I GAVE IT TO HER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT ?
I CAN EXPLAIN.
797
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:09,153
CLAIRE, WHAT'S THIS DINK
DOIN' WITH YOUR BRACELET ?
798
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,755
I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU
IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES.
799
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:15,226
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GET THIS BACK ON YOUR
LOVELY ANKLE WITHOUT DELAY.
800
00:58:15,226 --> 00:58:17,895
REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIS
FOR YOU ?
801
00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:22,666
AT AQUALAND ?
THEY HAD THE GLASS-BOTTOM
BOAT, REMEMBER ?
802
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:27,605
THE TOUR GUIDE KEPT TELLING US
TO GAZE AT THE EXOTIC WONDERS
OF THE DEEP.
803
00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,708
ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT YOU.
804
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:34,712
WHY DID YOU BUY ME A WHALE ?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW.
805
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:39,884
BECAUSE OF SHAMPOO--
SHAMPOO, THE KILLER WHALE.
YOU LOVE THAT WHALE.
806
00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:43,888
IT'S NOT SHAMPOO, YOU BLOWHOLE.
IT'S SHAMU !
807
00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,689
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !
808
00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:54,231
WHOA !
809
00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:57,635
♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪
810
00:58:57,635 --> 00:58:59,904
♪ SKIN-TONE BOOT'S
ON THE ACCELERATOR ♪
811
00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:02,773
[ Motors Revving Loudly ]
812
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,910
♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪
813
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:10,681
♪ ALL JUICED UP
LIKE A HARD CARBURETOR
SPITTIN' GAS ALL THE WAY ♪
814
00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,650
QUITE THE LADIES' MAN,
AREN'T YA ?
815
00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:16,120
SAY "HI" TO CRAIG.
HE'LL BE HURTING YOU TODAY.
HI, THERE.
816
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,961
♪ OH, SWITCHBLADE 327 ♪
817
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,263
♪ RUNNIN' WAY AHEAD
OF THE PACK ♪
818
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:30,034
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] ♪
819
00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:34,571
♪ SWITCHBLADE FEELIN'
KINDA LOST, PEOPLE DON'T
CUT YOU NO SLACK ♪
820
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,607
GET OFF !
GET... OFF !
821
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,811
♪ BLACKTOP BURNOUT
SATURDAY NIGHT ♪
822
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,314
HEY !
[ Screaming ]
823
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,154
♪ OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT
WHEN HE GETS DRUNK
HE FIGHTS ALL NIGHT ♪
824
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:53,891
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY FRIEND, STEVE.
825
00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:56,760
MAN, I LOVE THIS PART !
826
00:59:58,796 --> 00:59:59,964
DUCK !
827
01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,652
OH, SH--
828
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,996
DAMN IT !
BRANDSTON !
829
01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:38,369
[ Tom ]
HELLO, SYRACUSE.
WELL, WINTER IS FINALLY HERE.
830
01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,971
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--
ICE SCULPTURES.
831
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,707
KIDS A-WHACKIN' AND A-CARVIN'
AND A-CHIPPIN' AWAY.
832
01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:48,879
AND, OF COURSE, A BIG IDIOT
DRESSED AS A MAGIC ELF.
833
01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:51,115
TOM, DON'T DO THIS.
THAT'S RIGHT,
834
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:54,918
IT'S OLD JACK FROST
TAKING YOU ON A TOUR OF
THIS YEAR'S WINTER JAMBOREE.
835
01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:56,954
HEY, THAT'S SOME CAR,
I GOTTA TELL YA.
836
01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:01,025
I'D LOVE TO HAVE THAT THING
IN MY GARAGE, WOULDN'T YOU ?
[ Chuckling ]
837
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:06,030
OH, ISN'T IT AMAZING
WHAT SOME KIDS WILL DO
JUST TO EARN A MERIT BADGE ?
838
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:08,899
OH, GIMME A BREAK.
839
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:12,669
IT'S CHAD SYMMONZ.
WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER
THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA,
840
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,805
HE'S THERE FIRST.
841
01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:18,275
KIDS--
AS UNPREDICTABLE
AS THE WEATHER.
842
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:21,045
MAY I BORROW THAT CHISEL FOR--
COME ON, JUST FOR A SECOND.
HEY, LET GO.
843
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:25,049
HEY, YOU WANT THE MIKE ?
TAKE THE MIKE. GIVE ME THAT !
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
844
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:28,018
I'M TELLIN' YOU.
I JUST WANNA DO--
NO, NO.
845
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,020
[ Tom ]
COME ON !
846
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,889
COME ON !
NO !
847
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:34,091
[ Arguing Continues ]
848
01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,464
COME ON !
849
01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:43,467
[ Man ]
WATCH IT ! WATCH IT !
850
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,078
OH, HONEY.
851
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,851
NO.
852
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,753
NO ! NO !
853
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,122
[ Boy ]
NO ! CHAD ?
854
01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:08,292
OH, BOY.
WHY, CHAD ?
855
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:11,728
WELL, THE BEAVER'S NICE.
856
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,298
THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP HERE.
PHYLLIS, BACK TO YOU.
857
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:17,000
[ Sighs ]
858
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:22,072
LAURA ? I GOT IT !
859
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,209
YES ! JUST BE SURE YOU
PATCH ME IN WHEN EVERYONE
IS BEIJING IS READY, OKAY ?
860
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,878
I'M SO GOOD.
YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES.
861
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,213
SEE YA. BYE.
862
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:33,817
OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO.
863
01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:37,154
PROJECT FILE-- OPEN.
864
01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,356
POWER PEARLS-- ON.
865
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:42,359
UH, RANDY-- OUTSIDE.
866
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:45,829
RANDY ? RANDY !
867
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,065
RANDY !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
868
01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,801
COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW !
RIGHT THIS MINUTE !
869
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,840
RANDY ? RANDY, RANDY,
WHERE ARE YOU, HONEY ?
870
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,876
DON'T DO THIS.
DON'T HIDE FROM MOMMY.
871
01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:01,912
COME ON, RANDY.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
872
01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:04,281
SWEETIE PIE, IF YOU COME BACK,
MOMMY WILL LET YOU
PAINT ANYTHING YOU WANT.
873
01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:08,085
YOU CAN EVEN PAINT MOMMY BLUE.
PLEASE, HONEY, DON'T DO THIS.
874
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,955
YEAH, NONA, HI.
IT'S ME.
875
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:18,862
YEAH. FORGET THE VIDEO PATCH.
PATCH ME THROUGH
ON THE CELL PHONE. JUST DO IT !
876
01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:20,430
ALL RIGHT,
ONE MINUTE.
877
01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,332
AAH !
878
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:25,869
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO !
879
01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:28,005
RANDY, STAY RIGHT
WHERE YOU ARE.
880
01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:31,909
COME ON, MOM, SNOWBALL FIGHT !
FIGHT BACK !
NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING !
881
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:35,879
FIRE !
RANDAL TODD
BRANDSTON, STOP THAT !
882
01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:37,414
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
YOU UNDERSTAND ?
883
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:41,018
DID YOU HEAR ME ?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I SAID.
884
01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:44,354
ALL RIGHT !
DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL
MRS. HUFFNER ?
885
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,158
DO YOU ?
IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
886
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,060
RANDAL !
887
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:53,597
AH ! YOU LITTLE--
ALL RIGHT, OKAY !
888
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,233
YOU WANNA FIGHT ?
MOMMY'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT.
889
01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,038
[ Yells ]
STOP IT ! YOU'VE GOTTEN BETTER
THAN YOU WERE LAST YEAR.
890
01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:04,107
HEY, WHAT'S THAT ?
891
01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:06,009
OH !
[ Laughs ]
892
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:09,213
[ Laughing ]
OH !
893
01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:11,014
OW.
[ Laughing ]
894
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,418
YOU !
I'M GONNA GET YOU !
895
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:17,287
[ Yelling ]
896
01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:23,227
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
897
01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:27,197
[ Ringing Continues ]
898
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:30,367
DOES MRS. HUFFNER DO THIS ?
[ Laughing ]
899
01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:38,242
SORRY, MELTAR.
I BLEW IT.
900
01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:43,146
I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT
WITHOUT HAL.
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
901
01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:48,218
[ Meltar ]
WHERE IN THE NAME OF
THE SEVENTH SON ARE YOU GOING ?
902
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:52,990
TO THE KITCHEN.
I'M GONNA MAKE
A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH.
903
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:57,261
TSK, TSK, TSK.
WEREN'T YOU GOING
TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE ?
904
01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:01,365
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY ? I LOST,
EVIL WON-- THE END.
905
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,134
[ Together ]
"I LOST, EVIL WON."
BOO-HOO-HOO.
906
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,236
YOU THINK I WENT HOME AND ATE
A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH...
907
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:09,306
THAT DAY ON ANDROMEDA
WHEN I GOT AMBUSHED
BY THE NEUTRON TWINS ?
908
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,541
I GUESS NOT.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?
909
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:16,680
UH, BECAUSE YOU'RE
LACTOSE-INTOLERANT ?
QUIET, YOU FOOL. I'M TALKING.
910
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,018
NO, NATALIE.
THERE ON ANDROMEDA,
THINGS WERE LOOKING BLEAK.
911
01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,653
LIKE YOU, I TOO
HAD LOST A PARTNER.
912
01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:25,689
FANGOR HAD ABANDONED ME
TO CHASE SOME SPACE BABE
ACROSS THE FORBIDDEN ZONE.
913
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,293
AND THERE I WAS,
UP POOP RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE.
914
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,361
AND ?
STRANDED THERE ALONE,
915
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,597
WITH THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE
HANGING IN THE BALANCE,
916
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:36,566
I REMEMBERED A LITTLE SAYING
I LEARNED THE FIRST DAY
AT THE ACADEMY.
917
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:40,637
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
"WINNERS NEVER QUIT,
AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN."
918
01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,539
WHAT ?
919
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:47,177
NO ! IT WAS "WINNERS NEVER QUIT
AND QUITTERS SHALL BE CAST
INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF DEATH."
920
01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:49,346
OOH ! THAT'S
GOTTA STING.
921
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:52,282
IT'S UP TO YOU, NATALIE.
GATHER YOUR FORCES.
922
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:56,119
ONLY YOU CAN UNLEASH THE RAGE
OF 100 SNOW DAYS...
923
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,288
THAT COULD'VE BEEN,
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN...
924
01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,591
IF NOT FOR HIM.
925
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:05,295
SNOWPLOWMAN.
926
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:23,480
[ Laughing ]
927
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,484
OH, MAN ! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE CHUCK.
928
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:31,221
IT'S ME.
YEAH.
929
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:39,329
SO, I GUESS YOU ESCAPED
THE HOUSE OF PAIN.
OH, YEAH, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.
930
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:44,668
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME.
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
931
01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:51,541
SO, UM, TOUGH BREAK
BACK THERE WITH CLAIRE.
932
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,078
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
[ Laughs ]
933
01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,546
COME ON, HAL !
934
01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,782
LET ME BRING YOU BACK.
935
01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:02,719
"BUT I LIKE ZEBRAS."
A MINOR SETBACK.
936
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,755
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ?
937
01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:07,724
HEY, I STILL SAY
I FOUND THAT BRACELET
FOR A REASON.
938
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:11,762
I REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR
ANOTHER WORD ABOUT
THAT CRAPPY BRACELET.
939
01:07:11,762 --> 01:07:13,530
IT'S NOT CRAPPY.
940
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,536
WHAT ?
941
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,706
FORGET IT. IT
DOESN'T MATTER.
YES, IT DOES.
942
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:26,676
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
943
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:31,748
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED
A WHOLE SNOW DAY ON THIS.
944
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:36,319
OH, AND WHAT MIND-BLOWING THING
DIDN'T YOU GET TO DO TODAY ?
PLEASE, TELL ME.
945
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:39,723
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
YES, LANE, I DO !
946
01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,725
THIS.
947
01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:55,372
YOU SAID ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN.
948
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:00,744
SURPRISE.
949
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:05,715
♪ IF THE SUN
SHOULD REFUSE TO RISE ♪
950
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:10,787
♪ AND THE MOON
DOESN'T HANG IN THE NIGHT ♪
951
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:15,792
♪ THE TIDES WON'T CHANGE
SEASONS REARRANGE ♪
952
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,795
♪ WHEN THE WORLD IS STILL ♪
953
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:22,566
♪ I WILL STILL LOVE YOU ♪
954
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,869
[ Chanting ]
CHAD ! CHAD ! CHAD !
955
01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,838
THANK YOU, SALLY.
THANK YOU, KEN.
956
01:08:27,838 --> 01:08:30,373
WE'RE HERE ON
WEST BURLINGTON STREET,
957
01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:33,743
OR SHOULD I SAY
WEST "BURRR-LINGTON" STREET,
958
01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:36,680
WHERE I'M DELIGHTED TO SAY
THIS RECORD-BREAKING SNOWFALL...
959
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,783
HAS NOT KEPT SOME OF MY
WEATHER FANS FROM COMING ON OUT.
960
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:43,553
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO FIND
ANOTHER LOCATION ?
HE WAS HERE FIRST.
961
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,822
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
962
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,625
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF ALL THIS SNOW, SPORTO ?
IT'S GREAT !
963
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,494
YEAH, IT'S GREAT,
ISN'T IT ?
964
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,796
KINDA CAUGHT YOU
BY SURPRISE, DIDN'T IT ?
965
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:55,665
DON'T YOU WORRY.
IT CAUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE
BY SURPRISE,
966
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:58,201
BUT OLD CHAD,
LUCKILY FOR YOU,
967
01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:01,671
WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME
ONCE AGAIN.
968
01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,740
YOU SEE--
I WOULD EXPECT
NOTHING ELSE
969
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:06,810
FROM THE AREA'S
NUMBER-ONE METEOROLOGIST.
970
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:11,581
WELL, THANK YOU.
CHANNEL 6'S TOM BRANDSTON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
971
01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:15,285
OR SHOULD I SAY,
"OLD MAN WEATHER" ?
972
01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:17,721
[ Symmonz ]
THANK YOU, TOM.
HIYA, FOLKS.
973
01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:19,289
TOM.
974
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:22,726
THAT STORM REALLY
FOOLED ME LAST NIGHT.
HOW'D YOU CALL THAT ONE ?
975
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:26,630
THAT'S SOMETHING
I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW.
JUST CALL IT A HUNCH, TOM.
976
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:29,299
A HUNCH ?
YEAH. THE COLD FRONT
THAT CAME--
977
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:33,169
I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND
OF THING YOU CAN'T LEARN
IN WEATHERMAN SCHOOL.
978
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,338
I'M JUST KIDDING
WITH YOU THERE.
979
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,607
I'M SURE WHEREVER YOU WENT,
THAT'S WHEN YOU LEARNED...
980
01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:40,744
THE UPPER ATMOSPHERIC SHIFT
THAT WE HAD LATE LAST NIGHT...
981
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,813
LED TO THE SUDDEN TWO-POINT DROP
IN THE FLEEBER INDEX.
982
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:46,716
WELL, OF COURSE, TOM !
OF COURSE. ANYHOW--
983
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,253
THERE IS NO FLEEBER
INDEX, CHAD.
984
01:09:50,253 --> 01:09:52,789
YOU'RE A FRAUD.
985
01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:56,626
WELL, YOU'RE A JOKE, TOM.
A JOKE.
986
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:59,763
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A FRAUD,
987
01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:05,235
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL EVERYBODY HERE--
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF US--
988
01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,904
TELL US WHERE
THIS COMES FROM.
989
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,240
[ Woman ]
YEAH, CHAD.
990
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,275
WHAT, SNOW ?
991
01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:14,844
SNOW.
992
01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:18,615
SNOW. COME ON.
WELL !
993
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,619
YOU KNOW,
THE ESKIMOS...
994
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:27,257
HAVE EXACTLY 11 WORDS
FOR SNOW.
995
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,826
BUT WE, ON THE OTHER HAND,
WE ONLY HAVE ONE WORD,
996
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:33,496
AND THAT WORD IS...
"SNOW."
997
01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:37,367
YOU SEE, WHEN THE
BAROMETRIC PRESSURE REACHES...
998
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:41,705
ALL THAT COLD, COLD WIND
THAT COMES SWOOPIN' DOWN
FROM OLD CANADA,
999
01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,707
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
IT GOES THROUGH A PROCESS...
1000
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:48,478
THAT TOM BRANDSTON KNOWS
PERFECTLY WELL IS
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION,
1001
01:10:48,478 --> 01:10:51,781
AND IT FORMS WHAT
WE METEOROLOGISTS
LIKE TO CALL...
1002
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,517
THE WHITE STUFF.
1003
01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,354
YOU'RE A LOSER !
1004
01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:58,922
[ Crowd ]
YEAH !
1005
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:03,293
COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GET
IN YOUR VAN AND GO ? NOW.
1006
01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,295
OH, YEAH, SURE.
I'LL GO.
1007
01:11:05,295 --> 01:11:08,465
JUST AS SOON AS YOU TELL
EVERYBODY WHO REALLY
WAS THERE LAST NIGHT...
1008
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:12,435
WHEN "THE BLIZZARD
OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING,"
AS YOU PUT IT SO WELL, CHAD.
1009
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,839
[ Man ]
WHO WAS IT, CHAD ?
COME ON, CHAD.
1010
01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,741
TOM BRANDSTON.
1011
01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,976
I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T
HEAR THAT ONE.
1012
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,012
[ Everyone ]
TOM BRANDSTON.
1013
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:27,884
TOM... BRANDSTON.
1014
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:32,856
TOM BRANDSTON.
1015
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,858
TOM BRANDSTON.
1016
01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,365
♪ [ Radio: Rock And Roll ]
1017
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,487
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'D BE HERE ?
1018
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,024
WELL, I KNEW YOU
COULDN'T GO A WHOLE DAY
WITHOUT DIVING.
1019
01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:10,927
DO YOU WANNA COME UP ?
1020
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:22,005
[ Hal ]
WELL, SO, THIS IS
THE HIGH DIVE.
1021
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:25,742
SURE IS... HIGH.
1022
01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:37,587
SO, "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
ON A SNOW DAY."
1023
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:41,458
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
ON TV THIS MORNING.
1024
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,761
IS THIS THE ANYTHING
YOU HAD IN MIND ?
1025
01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:55,472
NO.
1026
01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:59,409
I, I MEAN, YES.
1027
01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:03,480
BELIEVE ME, THIS IS MORE
THAN ANY-ANYTHING
I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.
1028
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,648
IT'S--
1029
01:13:05,648 --> 01:13:08,952
IT'S JUST NOT THE ANYTHING
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
1030
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,790
MAN, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN
SO STUPID ?
1031
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:19,395
NO, NO,
NOT ABOUT YOU, CLAIRE.
ABOUT LANE.
1032
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,397
LANE.
1033
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:25,068
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
I PUT HER THROUGH TODAY.
1034
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:30,840
THEN WHEN SHE KISSED ME--
SHE KISSED YOU ?
WHAT DID YOU DO ?
1035
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,643
I CAME HERE.
1036
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:38,882
OH, BOY.
WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
1037
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:45,021
[ Hal Narrating ]
WHILE MY MISSION HAD JUST
BEGUN,
1038
01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,590
SNOWPLOWMAN'S WAS NEARLY OVER.
1039
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:52,896
BEFORE HIM LAY HIS LAST VICTIM:
THE FINAL UNPLOWED STREET.
1040
01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:57,667
OH, YEAH. OOH.
1041
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,504
TRUDY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE IT FROM HERE ?
1042
01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,908
ATTA GIRL.
THERE WE GO.
OKAY, BABY.
1043
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:12,515
[ Laughing ]
YOU GOT IT, GIRL.
YEAH.
1044
01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,605
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, TRUDY.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
1045
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:38,942
NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU
THIS TIME.
1046
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,082
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1047
01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,218
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A FREE PLOW RIDE,
1048
01:14:48,218 --> 01:14:51,087
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR.
1049
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,158
NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY !
1050
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,862
NO !
NO, HUH ?
1051
01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,231
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1052
01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:06,236
OH, I HOPE THAT'S "NO"
AS IN, "OH, NO, PLEASE,
MR. SNOWPLOWMAN.
1053
01:15:06,236 --> 01:15:09,739
PLEASE DON'T ROLL OVER ME
LIKE A HUMAN SPEED BUMP."
1054
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,575
[ Laughing, Sniffing ]
1055
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:16,713
"NO," AS IN,
"YOU'VE STOLEN YOUR LAST
SNOW DAY FROM US."
1056
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,882
US ?
[ Laughing ]
1057
01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,950
I DON'T SEE ANY "US" HERE.
1058
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,888
ALL I SEE IS A WHINY
LITTLE RUNT WHO'S GOING BACK
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
1059
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,657
OH ! THAT'S TOO BAD, HUH ?
1060
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:34,297
OOOH ! OH, NO !
NOW I'M SCARED !
OOOH !
1061
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:36,299
[ Laughing ]
1062
01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,635
YOU WILL BE.
1063
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:41,537
LISTEN TO THE WIND !
1064
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,041
[ Howling Sound ]
1065
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:54,284
THAT'S NOT THE WIND.
1066
01:15:54,284 --> 01:15:57,687
[ Imitating Wind Howling ]
1067
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:12,168
[ Howling Continues ]
1068
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:23,246
[ Howling Continues ]
1069
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:27,317
[ Chanting ]
SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY !
SNOW DAY !
1070
01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:29,319
SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY !
1071
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,688
SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY !
1072
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:33,823
[ Chanting Continues ]
1073
01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,892
[ Chanting Continues ]
1074
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,768
CHARGE !
[ Shouting, Cheering ]
1075
01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:51,641
AAH !
1076
01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,813
[ Screaming ]
1077
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,390
[ Everyone Laughing ]
1078
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,238
[ Chuckles ]
1079
01:17:24,774 --> 01:17:26,809
[ Laughing ]
1080
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:30,413
[ Snowplowman Laughing ]
1081
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:34,017
OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST SO FUNNY.
1082
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:38,154
YOU DIMWITS ACTUALLY THINK
YOU CLOBBERED ME.
1083
01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,723
[ Laughing ]
1084
01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:44,127
THE TRUTH IS,
I'VE ALREADY WON.
YEAH.
1085
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:47,730
I HAVE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF
I DON'T PLOW THIS STREET.
1086
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:50,767
LOOK AROUND !
ALL THE OTHER STREETS
ARE PLOWED.
1087
01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:53,870
YEAH ! I'LL SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. YEAH.
1088
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,104
[ Chuckling ]
1089
01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:58,174
[ Mocking ]
DIDN'T THINK OF THAT,
DID YOU ? OHH.
1090
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:02,979
ACTUALLY, WE DID !
WHAT ?
1091
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,114
NOW THAT
YOU'RE DONE PLOWING,
1092
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:09,085
WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT
DO A LITTLE "UNPLOWING."
1093
01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,721
[ Cheering ]
1094
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:14,457
NO ! NO !
YOU CAN'T TAKE CLEMENTINE.
1095
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,794
♪ SHE WAS LOST
AND GONE FOREVER ♪
1096
01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:21,764
[ Everyone ]
♪ DREADFUL SORRY
CLEMENTINE ♪
1097
01:18:21,764 --> 01:18:24,100
[ Cheering ]
1098
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:27,737
NO !
NOT CLEMENTINE !
COME BACK HERE !
1099
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:32,775
SORRY YOU CAN'T JOIN US.
NO !
1100
01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:35,812
IT'S GONNA BE
A REAL HOO-HAH !
1101
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:41,818
NO !
1102
01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,719
[ Sobbing ]
1103
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,996
TRUDY.
1104
01:18:53,996 --> 01:18:58,134
TRUDY ? TRUDY !
1105
01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:02,004
[ Squawking ]
AWK ! AWK !
1106
01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:06,175
♪ [ Al Martino
Over Speakers ]
1107
01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:11,147
LANE !
1108
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,149
LANE !
1109
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:18,254
HEY, LANE !
[ Gasps ]
1110
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,189
HI !
1111
01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:25,461
♪ [ Continues ]
1112
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:32,301
TO HELP STOP THE BLEEDING,
APPLY PRESSURE
DIRECTLY TO THE WOUND.
1113
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:34,804
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ?
NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME
AND CLAIRE.
1114
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:38,241
SHE'D NEVER LEAVE ME.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT ANYTHING ?
1115
01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:41,944
WHAT FLAVOR GUM
DOES SHE CHEW, CHUCK ?
1116
01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:45,081
LIKE I'M REALLY
GONNA TELL YOU.
YOU'RE A ZERO.
1117
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:48,784
YOU'RE NOTHING, A ZIP.
YOU GO OUT WITH OTHER ZIPS.
1118
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,853
I'M NOT SURE
I'M FOLLOWING YOU, CHUCK.
1119
01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,956
I'M CHUCK WHEELER.
I GO OUT WITH CLAIRE BONNER.
1120
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:55,825
YEAH ?
WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY.
1121
01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:06,802
[ Groans ]
1122
01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:11,574
[ Hal ]
UNBELIEVABLE.
1123
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,313
NATS ?
HAL.
1124
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,284
OH, YOU TOTALLY
SAVED MY BUTT !
1125
01:20:21,284 --> 01:20:24,053
HE WAS GONNA KILL ME !
1126
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:27,023
YOU'RE DRIVING
SNOWPLOWMAN'S TRUCK ?
1127
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,558
PRETTY COOL, HUH ?
1128
01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:31,394
REMEMBER THIS MORNING
WHEN I SAID
I DIDN'T NEED YOU TODAY ?
1129
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,895
I GUESS YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.
1130
01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:36,032
MELTAR AND I CAN TAKE CARE
OF THE UNIVERSE, NO PROBLEM.
1131
01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:41,370
UM, I BORROWED HIM.
DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T
SCRATCH HIM OR ANYTHING.
1132
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,539
I SWEAR.
1133
01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:47,443
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HE BELONGS TO YOU NOW.
YOU'VE EARNED HIM.
1134
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:52,081
JUST BE CAREFUL, YOU TWO.
THERE'S A LOT OF BAD
OUT THERE.
1135
01:20:52,081 --> 01:20:54,183
[ Chuck Groaning ]
1136
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,118
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE ?
1137
01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:58,487
WELCOME TO THE CHET
AND WAYNE HOUSE OF PAIN.
1138
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:02,959
WELL, WE GOTTA GET GOING.
WE'VE GOT A LOT
OF UNPLOWING TO DO.
1139
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,061
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE.
1140
01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:07,163
OKAY.
1141
01:21:07,163 --> 01:21:10,233
LET'S GO, WAYNE.
[ Groaning ]
1142
01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:15,338
HEY, NATS,
SINCE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
ANOTHER SNOW DAY TOMORROW,
1143
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:18,074
I WAS WONDERING--
YOU DOING ANYTHING ?
1144
01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:22,645
COME ON, NATS.
WE GOT A TRUCK TO DRIVE.
1145
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:39,428
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
BRANDSTON.
1146
01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:43,666
JUST WALK AWAY,
YOU... CHICKEN.
1147
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:46,569
[ Al Martino ]
♪ A ROSE MUST BE MADE ♪
1148
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,438
♪ WITH THE SUN AND THE RAIN ♪
1149
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:54,310
♪ OR ITS LOVELY PROMISE
WON'T COME TRUE ♪
1150
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:59,115
♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN ♪
1151
01:21:59,115 --> 01:22:02,051
♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN ♪
1152
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:07,290
♪ AND MY OWN IS YOU ♪
1153
01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:09,425
♪ WHAT GOOD IS A SONG ♪
1154
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,360
LANE ! W--
LANE, WAIT !
1155
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,696
PLEASE !
WE GOTTA TALK.
1156
01:22:13,696 --> 01:22:15,631
WHERE'S CLAIRE ?
1157
01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:19,568
OH, DID MISS FANTASY GIRL
SHOOT YOU DOWN ?
GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE.
1158
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:22,505
NO, THAT'S NOT
WHAT HAPPENED.
1159
01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:25,341
COULD YOU JUST GO AWAY ?
I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU.
1160
01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:29,111
WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN ?
LOOK, BEFORE,
WHEN YOU KISSED ME--
1161
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:33,716
HAL, I REALLY DON'T WANNA
TALK ABOUT THAT-- EVER.
1162
01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:37,620
WOULD YOU JUST HEAR ME--
OW ! [ Groaning ]
1163
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,388
HAL ?
1164
01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:42,658
MY SPINE.
LANE, YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
1165
01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:45,461
[ Groaning ]
1166
01:22:46,696 --> 01:22:49,598
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
AHH !
1167
01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,668
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD COW.
1168
01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,704
[ Laughing ]
1169
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:02,978
HAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
WHAT IS ALL THIS ?
1170
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:08,317
WASN'T IT YOU WHO SAID
TRUE LOVE IS ALL ABOUT
FINDING SOMEONE...
1171
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,420
YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND
FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME ?
1172
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:14,290
YEAH.
1173
01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:17,193
YOU GOT TEN MINUTES ?
1174
01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,575
[ Hal Narrating ]
YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW HOW
1175
01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,677
A SNOW DAY IS
GOING TO TURN OUT,
1176
01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:39,482
BUT BY THE TIME
THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU MIGHT
BE AMAZED TO DISCOVER...
1177
01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:43,719
YOU GOT TO WEAR PANTS AGAIN,
1178
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,389
YOU GOT YOUR LIFE BACK...
YES ! YES !
1179
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,327
OR NOT.
1180
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:56,532
AND IN THE END,
YOU MIGHT EVEN DISCOVER
THAT YOU SAVED THE UNIVERSE...
1181
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,601
AND GOT A SECOND SNOW DAY.
1182
01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:01,370
SO, EVEN THOUGH
THE SNOW WILL MELT,
THE SCHOOLS WILL OPEN...
1183
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,372
AND EVERYTHING
WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL,
1184
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:07,343
THE MIRACLE
THAT BEGAN WITH
A SINGLE PERFECT SNOWFLAKE...
1185
01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,678
WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
1186
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,586
[ Hysterical ]
I'M HOME ! I'M HOME.
1187
01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,122
I MADE IT.
I MADE IT INSIDE.
1188
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:22,391
MY OWN HOME !
1189
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,529
WHY ?
OH, WHY ?
1190
01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:30,332
OH, DON'T !
1191
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:38,374
CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY
CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES
1192
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:50,619
♪ I THINK THAT IT'S TIME THAT
I SHOULD JUST LET YOU GO ♪
1193
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:56,792
♪ SO I'LL TELL IT TO YOUR FACE
INSTEAD OF TELL IT TO YOU
ON THE PHONE ♪
1194
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,130
♪ YOU SEE I THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE SPECIAL, BABY
1195
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,731
♪ SOMETHING UNIQUE ♪
1196
01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:06,469
♪ BUT LATELY I'VE
COME TO FIND ♪
1197
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:11,607
♪ THAT YOU'RE
NOT REALLY INTERESTED
IN MY HEART OR MIND ♪
1198
01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:17,680
♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT
THAT'S OKAY ♪
1199
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:21,550
♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪
1200
01:25:21,550 --> 01:25:27,156
♪ AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO JUST MOVE ON ♪
1201
01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:33,128
♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT
THAT'S OKAY ♪
1202
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,732
♪ I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D HEAR ME SAY ♪
1203
01:25:36,732 --> 01:25:43,239
♪ THAT I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO FIND
ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE ♪
1204
01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:46,308
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ME
NO, NO ♪
1205
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:49,879
♪ JUST A LITTLE TROPHY
HANGING ON YOUR ARM ♪
1206
01:25:49,879 --> 01:25:53,215
♪ SO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE
YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪
1207
01:25:53,215 --> 01:25:56,485
♪ BUT I SEE WHAT YOU ARE
SO CLEARLY ♪
1208
01:25:56,485 --> 01:26:00,923
♪ BUT BABY, BABY
THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME ♪
1209
01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:05,561
♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY
I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY ♪
1210
01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:13,636
♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY
YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪
1211
01:26:13,636 --> 01:26:15,638
♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ♪
1212
01:26:15,638 --> 01:26:21,710
♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
1213
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:28,317
♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
1214
01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:30,886
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1215
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:43,832
♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART
LYING OPEN ♪
1216
01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:47,636
♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP ♪
1217
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:50,239
♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN ♪
1218
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:56,812
♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION ♪
1219
01:26:56,812 --> 01:27:01,250
♪ NO, I ♪
1220
01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:09,792
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪
1221
01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:18,867
♪ I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND I KNOW YOUR NAME ♪
1222
01:27:18,867 --> 01:27:22,271
♪ I KNOW YOUR PASSWORD ♪
1223
01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:26,642
♪ AND YOUR CLAIM TO FAME ♪
1224
01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:30,245
♪ I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING, BOY ♪
1225
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,815
♪ MOST ALL THE TIME ♪
1226
01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:36,285
♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING
YEAH ♪
1227
01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:40,656
♪ AND WHO
YOU SHOULD BE KISSING ♪
1228
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,629
♪ AND IT'S NOT HER ♪
1229
01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:52,735
♪ AND IT'S NOT HER ♪
1230
01:27:57,973 --> 01:28:01,877
♪ SOMETIMES I THINK ♪
1231
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:04,446
♪ IF YOU OPENED YOUR EYES
AND LOOKED ♪
1232
01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:07,850
♪ THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME ♪
1233
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:11,754
♪ RIGHT HERE ♪
1234
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:21,864
♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART
LYING OPEN ♪
1235
01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:25,467
♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP ♪
1236
01:28:25,467 --> 01:28:28,370
♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN ♪
1237
01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:34,576
♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION ♪
1238
01:28:34,576 --> 01:28:38,447
♪ NO, I ♪
1239
01:28:43,385 --> 01:28:47,656
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪
1240
01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,995
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪
1241
01:28:55,898 --> 01:28:59,868
♪ 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU ♪
92451
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