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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,275 - Oh, it's a snake. - Spaghetti and meatballs. 2 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:14,655 - A kitten. - The inside of a clock. 3 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,137 - Did you hear me say kitten? 4 00:00:16,206 --> 00:00:18,344 - Uh, Vin Diesel. 5 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:21,517 - Stop what you're doing! 6 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:24,965 Your afternoon just got a whole lot better. 7 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:27,551 Nice lawn mower. - Thank you. 8 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,827 - What's with the outfit? 9 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,827 - I'm starting my own self-defense school 10 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,379 based off my experience as a crossing guard. 11 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,689 I call it Jag-Jitsu. 12 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,172 Jag-hiya! 13 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:41,413 That--that lamp was a threat. 14 00:00:41,482 --> 00:00:44,068 You're welcome. 15 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:47,758 - Well, thanks for stopping by. - Not so fast! 16 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:49,724 I'm gonna give you kids the opportunity 17 00:00:49,793 --> 00:00:51,620 to be my first students, where you-- 18 00:00:51,689 --> 00:00:53,931 - Let me stop you there. We're gonna pass. 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,896 Bye-bye. 20 00:00:57,413 --> 00:00:58,965 - You're gonna come crawling back. 21 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:00,620 Jag-Jitsu out! 22 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:03,931 [door closes] 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,172 - So should we clean up the broken lamp or-- 24 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:07,724 - Nah, leave it. 25 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:10,413 We'll just have to remember to wear shoes from now on. 26 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:14,413 - Dad? 27 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:20,275 - Why didn't you just use the door? 28 00:01:20,344 --> 00:01:22,275 - I didn't want Jaget to see me. 29 00:01:22,344 --> 00:01:23,482 He isn't here, is he? - Oh, no. 30 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,034 He broke the lamp and left. 31 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:27,206 - Is he trying to get you to sign up for Jag-Jitsu, too? 32 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:30,724 - No, but that's why I wanted to speak to you kids privately. 33 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,482 No one's signing up for his class, 34 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,448 and I'm worried he's going to be crushed. 35 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:36,862 That's why I want you three to enroll. 36 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,517 - Sounds great. We're gonna pass. 37 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:42,482 - We'll see about that. 38 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:46,344 [cell phones chiming] 39 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,068 - Hey, uh, we just got a KidDING from you 40 00:01:48,137 --> 00:01:49,793 hiring us to join Jag-Jitsu. 41 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:52,931 - That's right. I know how to use a smartphone. 42 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,758 - Your flashlight is on. 43 00:01:54,827 --> 00:01:55,827 - Gosh dang it. 44 00:01:57,931 --> 00:02:01,103 Class starts this afternoon in the school gym. 45 00:02:01,172 --> 00:02:02,344 You only get the KidDING money 46 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,068 if Jaget passes you from his class. 47 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,931 - [sighs] Fine. We'll give it a shot. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,758 - If you don't pass, I'll get you jobs at school 49 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:10,931 to pay off my boat that you exploded. 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,206 - [groans] 51 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:13,586 - We need help cleaning up vomit 52 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,517 from the students in health class. 53 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,482 You know, we really should stop showing 54 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:20,137 those "Surgery Gone Wrong" videos. 55 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,655 - ♪ Bread, turkey, cheese, mayo, and mustard ♪ 56 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:26,827 ♪ That's how Alan makes a sandwich ♪ 57 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,931 Hey, Tedward! 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,862 What a pleasant surprise. 59 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,379 I was just singing my sandwich song. 60 00:02:32,448 --> 00:02:34,448 - Hey, Alan. 61 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:35,689 Nice chess set. 62 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:37,586 - Is that what this is? 63 00:02:37,655 --> 00:02:38,827 I thought my wife bought 64 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:41,068 a bunch of salt and pepper shakers. 65 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,448 - [laughs] You're funny. 66 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:44,034 Let me know if you ever want to play. 67 00:02:44,103 --> 00:02:45,758 - I would love to... 68 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:49,655 because I'm a chess player, too. 69 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:52,793 We can chess it up whenever you want. 70 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,103 - All right, then, let's do it tomorrow. 71 00:02:55,172 --> 00:02:56,827 I'll see you then. 72 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:04,482 - [screaming] 73 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,310 It's happening! 74 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:10,000 Fisher! It's an emergency! 75 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,862 - Dad, in my defense, 76 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:16,724 I didn't realize I hacked into the French treasury. 77 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,793 - What are you talking about? 78 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:21,379 - What are you talking about? 79 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:23,034 - Tedward invited me to play chess, 80 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,275 but I don't know how. 81 00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:26,068 - I can teach you to play, no problem. 82 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:27,241 Let's go up to my room. 83 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,206 - One second. 84 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,758 [screams] 85 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:33,517 I had one more to get out. 86 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:37,068 [upbeat music] 87 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:39,172 - Maybe this won't be as bad as we think. 88 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:41,655 I'm excited to learn Jag-Jitsu so I can defend myself 89 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:44,206 when Jaget does Jag-Jitsu on me. 90 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:46,448 - You know, I wouldn't mind learning how to fight. 91 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,862 I have eight siblings and one bathroom. 92 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,241 You do the math. 93 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:54,172 - Yeah, you're right. Maybe this will be fun. 94 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:56,103 - It's Jag-Jitsu time! 95 00:03:58,034 --> 00:04:00,655 - Maybe not. 96 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:02,103 - Well, well, well, 97 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:04,689 look who signed up for my class. 98 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:06,586 I knew you would come crawling back. 99 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,827 - I wouldn't say we've crawled back. 100 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:10,379 - If you want to be in this class, 101 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:11,517 you're gonna have to. 102 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:13,896 Now crawl to your sensei. 103 00:04:13,965 --> 00:04:15,137 Guess what. 104 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:17,241 I'm your sensei. 105 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,068 - Do we really have to-- - Do it! 106 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:23,275 - ♪ I got, you got me ♪ 107 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:24,827 ♪ We got this ♪ 108 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,586 ♪ I like the odds when we're side by side ♪ 109 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:28,137 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 110 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:31,000 ♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪ 111 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,793 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 112 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,724 ♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪ 113 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:38,793 ♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 114 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:48,689 - And then after yellow belt, you get argyle belt, 115 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:50,620 and then you get plaid belt-- 116 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:52,689 - Jaget. 117 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,206 You have been talking about belts 118 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:55,793 for half an hour. 119 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,896 - And before that, you talked about shoes. 120 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,689 - Not shoes! Jag-Jit-shoes! 121 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,827 - Okay, when are we gonna learn some real moves? 122 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:06,827 - Are you the sensei? - No. 123 00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:10,000 - Then don't sen-say anything. 124 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,793 On your feet. 125 00:05:11,862 --> 00:05:14,551 Time for you to learn the ancient art of Jag-Jitsu. 126 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,137 - You just came up with this two weeks ago. 127 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,758 - I said "ancient." 128 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:20,448 Lucky for you, we're gonna listen 129 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:23,275 to the Jag-Jitsu song I recorded. 130 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:24,931 [upbeat music playing] 131 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,482 ♪ Since the dawn of man ♪ 132 00:05:26,551 --> 00:05:27,862 ♪ There's an ancient plan ♪ 133 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:30,793 ♪ You must learn Jag-Jitsu ♪ 134 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:33,206 ♪ If you want to guess how to be the best ♪ 135 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:35,241 ♪ I tell you what you must do ♪ 136 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:38,620 ♪ Jag-Jitsu's the greatest, greatest ♪ 137 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:41,000 ♪ The greatest of all time ♪ 138 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:44,103 ♪ Jag-Jitsu's the greatest, greatest ♪ 139 00:05:44,172 --> 00:05:47,379 ♪ And guess what-- I'm something, I am... ♪ 140 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,206 ♪ I'm Jaget ♪ 141 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:50,620 Move number one-- 142 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:53,655 "Stop, pedestrian." 143 00:05:53,724 --> 00:05:56,275 all: Stop, pedestrian. 144 00:05:56,344 --> 00:06:00,344 ♪ ♪ 145 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:02,344 - ♪ I'm Jaget ♪ 146 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:03,620 Move number two-- 147 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:06,793 "Move along, citizen." 148 00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:10,103 all: Move along, citizen. 149 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:12,551 - Is that clockwise or counterclockwise? 150 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,448 - It's Jaget-wise, 151 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:17,448 because I'm Jaget and I'm wise. 152 00:06:17,517 --> 00:06:19,517 ♪ I'm Jaget ♪ 153 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:22,137 Move number three-- "Look both ways." 154 00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:24,689 Right, left. Right, left. 155 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,137 Up. - Up? 156 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:28,275 - Do you want a helicopter to land on your head? 157 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,137 Look up! 158 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:37,068 ♪ ♪ 159 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:42,655 - Well, this was a waste of time. 160 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:44,206 [car horn blares] 161 00:06:44,275 --> 00:06:46,482 - Oh, no, she's here. 162 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,206 - What's up, losers? 163 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:51,724 - Well, well, well, it's Crash the bus driver. 164 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:54,827 - Hey, Jaget, I got a question for you. 165 00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:57,448 Why did the chicken cross the road? 166 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,965 Because even chickens 167 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:01,206 don't listen to crossing guards! 168 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:03,586 Boom! 169 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:06,586 - What is going on? 170 00:07:06,655 --> 00:07:08,241 - Her name is Crash. 171 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:11,206 She's the reason I started Jag-Jitsu in the first place. 172 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:14,310 She started her own dojo with kids from her bus route-- 173 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:15,689 bad kids, 174 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:18,275 kids with no respect for pedestrian safety. 175 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,172 She and her students have been terrorizing 176 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,413 my crosswalk ever since. 177 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,793 - Beat it! 178 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:25,931 It's time for me to teach my students Bus-Kwon-Do. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,034 Now get back to your crosswalk. 180 00:07:28,103 --> 00:07:31,586 [mockingly] Oh, and remember to look both ways. 181 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:34,586 - Don't tell me how to look! I'll look wherever I want. 182 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,758 Or maybe I won't look at all. 183 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,103 And now I'm gonna look, but not because you told me to. 184 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:49,275 - I guess class is over? 185 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:54,310 - Okay, we've been practicing for a few hours, 186 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,724 so let's try playing a game. 187 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:57,034 I'll go first. 188 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:04,172 - I'm all-in. 189 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,344 - There's no way you'll be ready to play Tedward tomorrow. 190 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:10,379 - But this is my chance to trick my best friend 191 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:13,310 into spending time with me! 192 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:15,103 - Speaking of trick, 193 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:16,931 there might be a way to trick Tedward 194 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,344 into thinking that you know how to play. 195 00:08:18,413 --> 00:08:20,275 - Please say "holograms." Please say "holograms." 196 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:22,310 - Close. Robots. 197 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:24,862 - Ooh. I'm listening. 198 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:26,482 - I'm working on a robot arm 199 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,034 that can mimic what my arm does. 200 00:08:28,103 --> 00:08:30,551 I can try to modify it so I can control your arm. 201 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,896 That way, we can make it look 202 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:33,620 like you know how to play chess. 203 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,724 - That sounds like cheating. 204 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:37,103 Let's do it. 205 00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:43,965 - How long did Jaget say we have to hold these signs? 206 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:45,103 - He said we could stop 207 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:48,034 when the sun dips below the horizon. 208 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,965 - Come on, guys, we need to do this. 209 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:52,896 If Jaget doesn't pass us, then Tedward won't pay us, 210 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,310 and if Tedward doesn't pay us, 211 00:08:54,379 --> 00:08:56,172 we can't pay him back for the boat we blew up, 212 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,275 and if we don't pay him, he'll make us clean up vomit, 213 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:00,931 and I can't hold up this sign any longer! 214 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,758 - Good news, my students. 215 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,965 - Oh, we've earned our argyle belts? 216 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:10,103 - You're years away from argyle. 217 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:12,586 I've arranged for you to fight Bus-Kwon-Do 218 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:13,793 in a competition. 219 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:16,103 - We're gonna be in an actual fight? 220 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,517 All we've done so far is hold signs 221 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:19,137 and make traffic signals. 222 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,517 - Yes, you'll fight, and you'll win. 223 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:24,034 And Crash will finally respect my stop sign. 224 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:26,931 - Are these Bus-Kwon-Do kids any good? 225 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,793 all: Round and round and round and round 226 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:30,517 and round and round and round and round 227 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:31,793 and round and round and stop! 228 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,655 - Time's up, Jaget. 229 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,344 all: Go! Stop! 230 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,068 Go, go, stop! 231 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,344 Go! Stop! 232 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:39,448 Go, go! 233 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:41,172 Hwah! 234 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:45,034 Ah! 235 00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:47,965 - These are the kids we're competing against? 236 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,689 - Yeah, but you can take them. 237 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:51,379 - What makes you think that? 238 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:54,758 - Part of Jag-Jitsu is irrational confidence. 239 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,137 - Uh, yeah, I'm not doing this. 240 00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:59,551 - Of course you're doing it. Tell her, Munchy. 241 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,448 - I'm with Presley on this one. [loud thud] 242 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,103 That kid just punched through a brick wall! 243 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,758 - You're gonna fight these bus kids 244 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,379 and crush my nemesis. 245 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:12,862 - Oh, no, we're not. 246 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:15,344 - Yeah, we don't want these bus kids to beat us up. 247 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,172 - They're not gonna beat you up. 248 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,758 You know Jag-Jitsu. - Jag-Jitsu is useless. 249 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,689 - Yeah, we can't go through with this. 250 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,689 - We quit. - Sorry, bro. 251 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,758 - I taught you how to break a board, 252 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,620 not break my heart. 253 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:32,551 - You actually never taught us how to break a board. 254 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:35,103 - I was getting to it! 255 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,068 - I don't know about you guys, 256 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,103 but even though we're not gonna get paid 257 00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,931 and we're probably gonna have to clean up vomit, 258 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,793 I am really happy we quit Jag-Jitsu. 259 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:51,206 - Yes, now we can focus on more productive things 260 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,965 like not getting punched. 261 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,068 - Jaget! [door closes] 262 00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,103 Hey... 263 00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:06,172 - I have nothing to say to you. 264 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:08,896 - Did you prerecord what you were going to say to us 265 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:11,068 so you didn't actually have to talk to us? 266 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,931 - I'm just here to collect your stop signs. 267 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,655 - They're right there. 268 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,448 - I said give them to me! 269 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,896 - Uh, we-- 270 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,206 - Stop crying. 271 00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:23,068 You're embarrassing yourselves. 272 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,689 - I think you misinterpreted 273 00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,827 how this conversation was gonna go. 274 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,379 - Thank you. These are new shoes. 275 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,793 Hold on, I have other options. 276 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,310 Potential superhero name-- The Jaguar. 277 00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:38,827 Dang it! 278 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,689 - What's this I hear about you kids quitting? 279 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,344 We had a deal. 280 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,758 No, no, I paid you to take Jaget's class. 281 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,827 Jaget! [chuckles] 282 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:55,862 Wait a second. This isn't our house. 283 00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:00,724 - Daddy, you broke my heart. 284 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,517 You all did. 285 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:05,000 Jag-Jitsu out! 286 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,793 - You know, maybe next time, you could say, 287 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,379 "Hey, Jaget's here." 288 00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:14,793 - Jaget looked pretty upset. 289 00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:16,344 I'm starting to feel bad for quitting. 290 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:18,034 - But he wanted us to fight Crash 291 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,310 and the Bus-Kwon-Dos, 292 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:22,586 which sounds like a band, but it's not. 293 00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:24,241 - Yeah, they're real fighters. 294 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:28,137 I don't want to hand-strucked or foot-kicked. 295 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,344 - Didn't you learn Jag-Jitsu? 296 00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,034 - Jag-Jitsu isn't real. 297 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,758 Jaget just taught us stupid stuff 298 00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:35,379 like, "Stop, pedestrian." 299 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:36,931 - Yeah, so I'm gonna fight somebody 300 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,344 by putting my hand out 301 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,482 and yelling, "Stop, pedestrian"! 302 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,137 - [gasps] 303 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:45,965 You just Jag-Jitsu'd this post! 304 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,379 - Wow, you really did some damage to that. 305 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,344 - Move along, citizen! 306 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:56,655 Oh, my gosh. That was all instinct. 307 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:58,620 Tedward, are you okay? 308 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,413 - More impressed than in pain. 309 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:04,241 Actually, now I'm starting to feel the pain. 310 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:07,103 Wait. I have an idea. 311 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,068 Munchy, left! 312 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,517 [intense electronic music] 313 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:13,586 Right! 314 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:14,827 Helicopter! 315 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:21,379 ♪ ♪ 316 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,000 - Whoa. 317 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,931 I know Jag-Jitsu. 318 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,344 - I think Jaget actually taught us something. 319 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,517 - Good. 320 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:33,689 Now go un-quit and make this right. 321 00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:34,931 - I think we should. 322 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,034 I mean, we did break Jaget's heart. 323 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,551 - Guys, am I crazy, 324 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,103 or do we want to fight these Bus-Kwon-Do kids? 325 00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:43,068 - I'm in. - If Munchy's in, I'm in. 326 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,517 - If Lex is in, I'm in. 327 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,172 - If Presley's in, I'm in. 328 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:49,310 - You already said you were in. - I know, I wanted to go last. 329 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:54,344 - And powering up the robot arm. 330 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,793 [mechanical hum] 331 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,068 Our right arms and hands are synced, 332 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,000 so what I do, you do, too. 333 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:03,206 [arms whirring] 334 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:12,310 - Wow! So cool! 335 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:15,034 - Look, you're slapping yourself. 336 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:18,827 - I am, and I love it! 337 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,241 - Okay, now I can watch your chess game with Tedward 338 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,413 and make the moves for you. 339 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,241 [knock at door] - He's here. 340 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,448 - I'll be watching from my room. 341 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,931 Just relax, and I'll do all the work. 342 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,448 [arm whirring] 343 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,482 - Come on in, Tedward. 344 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:34,793 - What's with your arm? 345 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:38,068 - Oh, I sprained it working out too hard. 346 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:41,000 I bench-pressed 40 pounds, so I was asking for it. 347 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,965 Have a seat. 348 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:49,965 - Should we get started? 349 00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:51,379 - Of course. 350 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:09,793 - Oh, no. My calibration is off. 351 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,137 - Got it! 352 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,034 - Okay, just have to set it down gently. 353 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,482 - Do you need some help? 354 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,931 - No, no, no, let me just pick that up. 355 00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:30,241 Feels like I'm getting close. 356 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,206 - Because Team Jag-Jitsu is a no-show, 357 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:38,068 I will hereby declare Team Bus-Kwon-Do victorious 358 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,413 after a dramatic countdown from three. 359 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,379 Three... 360 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,034 two... 361 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,620 - We're here! 362 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:52,103 - Where's your sensei? In his crosswalk? 363 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:55,551 - Where's your brain? In your toes? 364 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,551 - What? - I was trying to sound tough, 365 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,000 but it isn't working. 366 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:02,137 Anyways, where is Jaget? - I don't know. 367 00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:04,275 All I see are those Bus-Kwon-Do kids 368 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:07,586 and our school mascot, Luna the Tuna. 369 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,965 I guess he didn't show up because we hurt his feelings. 370 00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,862 - Jaget quit? 371 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,137 Maybe you should change your name 372 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,965 to Jag-Quit-Su. - [gasps] 373 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,586 She's trash-talking us. 374 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:20,413 And she's really good at it. What do we do? 375 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:24,000 - Ooh, oh, okay, I've got a good line. 376 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,586 We're not going anywhere, so get ready, 377 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:30,310 'cause we're gonna crosswalk all over you. 378 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,689 - Whoa! - Dang, girl! Okay! 379 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,241 - That's how you do it. 380 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:41,551 - Alan, you are giving me a run for my money. 381 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,827 - What can I say? 382 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,896 Chess just flows through me. [chuckles] 383 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:48,275 [arm whirring] 384 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:53,310 - Okay, I finally got this thing dialed in. 385 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,000 Bet you didn't see that one coming. 386 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,172 - I did not see that one coming. 387 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,793 I think you're about to win. 388 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,551 - We're totally about to win. 389 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,344 And now to celebrate with some sparkling water. 390 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:10,551 [electronic buzzing] 391 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,862 Oh, no! My arm's shorting out! 392 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,689 It's out of control! 393 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:18,068 - What's going on? - Just studying the board. 394 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,827 - I think I know what's going on here. 395 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,241 - I can explain! 396 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,275 - You were about to win, and you messed up the game 397 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,896 so you wouldn't hurt my feelings. 398 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,551 - What? I mean, yes. 399 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,034 I mean, what? 400 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:38,172 - I'm clearly not good enough to keep up with you. 401 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,586 - No! I want to hang out more! 402 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:41,827 I'm not really good! 403 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,413 I cheated. 404 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,413 - I appreciate you trying not to hurt my feelings. 405 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,551 You're a good guy, Alan. Thanks for the game. 406 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,724 [door closes] 407 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,137 - Fisher? 408 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,931 Big news. 409 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,275 Tedward thinks I'm a good guy! 410 00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,896 - Hey, Dad, uh, sorry my mechanical arm shorted out. 411 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:06,310 - That's okay. 412 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:09,896 - You know, I really enjoyed cheating with you. 413 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,482 - Me too, Dad. 414 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,379 - Let's get this match started. 415 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,655 Best of three matches wins. 416 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,000 Here we go! 417 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:24,241 [cheers and applause] 418 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,896 - If Jaget can't be here, at least his music can. 419 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,275 Hit it, Luna the Tuna! 420 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,896 [upbeat music playing] 421 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:32,103 - Begin! 422 00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:33,517 - ♪ Since the dawn of man... ♪ 423 00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,172 - Oh, no, no, no, no! [yells] 424 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,896 - Presley! Use "stop, pedestrian"! 425 00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,896 - Stop, pedestrian! 426 00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:42,137 ♪ ♪ 427 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,206 - Point, Jag-Jitsu! 428 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,482 [cheers and applause] 429 00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,241 - ♪ Jag-Jitsu's the greatest... ♪ 430 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,965 - We can't let Jaget's crosswalk kids win. 431 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,137 Finish her! 432 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,758 - Begin! 433 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,241 - Ha! Hiyah! 434 00:18:55,310 --> 00:19:00,206 ♪ ♪ 435 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,344 [audience gasps] 436 00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:05,517 [scattered applause] 437 00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:08,517 - Yeah, I know I lost, but that was kind of fun. 438 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,241 - Point, Bus-Kwon-Do. 439 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:17,000 ♪ ♪ 440 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,551 The score is tied one to one. 441 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,827 The winner of this next match wins it all! 442 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,793 [cheers and applause] 443 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:29,689 - [yells] 444 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,206 - Excuse me a moment. 445 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,586 I can't do this! That guy is huge! 446 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,655 - Munchy, you can do this. 447 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:41,482 - I just don't have the irrational confidence I need. 448 00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:45,241 I wish Jaget was here. - I've always been here. 449 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,551 - [gasps] Jaget? 450 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,620 - You were in the Luna the Tuna costume this whole time? 451 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,896 - Yep. All part of my plan. 452 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,586 - What plan? We quit. 453 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,241 - And I knew you would regret it and end up fighting. 454 00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:01,310 After all, Jag-Jitsu is a guilt-based system. 455 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,172 - It's time to fight. 456 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:04,448 - Get in there, Munchy. 457 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,965 He may be taller, stronger, faster, 458 00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,620 more violent, better trained-- 459 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,586 - Where are you going with this? 460 00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:12,931 - You have two things he doesn't. 461 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,517 Jag-Jitsu and a brother who cares about you. 462 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,793 - I actually have a brother. We're super tight. 463 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,758 - Don't let him talk to you like that! 464 00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,310 Go get him! 465 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:27,241 - You got this! - Go, Munchy! 466 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,275 - Begin! 467 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,137 - Look both ways! 468 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:33,103 [dramatic music] 469 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:40,275 ♪ ♪ 470 00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:50,862 - That man is in your crosswalk! 471 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,482 Get him out! 472 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,379 [soft uplifting music] 473 00:20:55,448 --> 00:21:00,172 ♪ ♪ 474 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:03,965 - Move along, citizen! 475 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:10,965 ♪ ♪ 476 00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:24,344 - And the winner 477 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,103 of this transportation-themed martial-arts competition is... 478 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,379 Jag-Jitsu! 479 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:30,724 [all cheering] 480 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,551 - Good job, Munchy! We did it. 481 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,931 - No, we did it. 482 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,379 - That's what I was just-- 483 00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,896 Uh, you're right, Jaget. We did it. 484 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,241 - I can't believe it. 485 00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:44,000 We got beat by a bunch of losers and a tuna. 486 00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:48,206 - This group of losers made this tuna proud today. 487 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:51,827 That's why you have successfully passed my class. 488 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,482 - Yes! - Yes! 489 00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:56,034 Let's celebrate, Jag-Jitsu-style. 490 00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:57,793 Hit the music. 491 00:21:57,862 --> 00:22:00,310 - ♪ Since the dawn of man, there's an ancient plan ♪ 492 00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:03,172 ♪ You must learn Jag-Jitsu ♪ 493 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:05,931 ♪ If you want to guess how to be the best ♪ 494 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,137 ♪ I tell you what you must do ♪ 495 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:09,965 ♪ Jag-Jitsu ♪ 496 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:14,565 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34654

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