Original subtitles

My respects, mother-in-law. - Bless you, daughter-in-law.

Have you given grandma the tea? - No, you may have this.

I'll make some more for her. - I'll give this to her.

You fetch another cup for me. - Very well.

Tea. - Daughter-in-law.

Bless me. - Bless you.

I'm going to call him..

My friends would come too. - No! - Rahul, Avni!

What's happening? Why are you bothering her on her birthday?

Mother, I'm inviting a friend of mine and she's asking me not to.

Ask him to invite his friends on his birthday, Mother.

Look, neither of you is calling your friends over.

It's time for your school. Get ready and leave.

Grandma, look at her! - My darling boy..

Let him invite his friend. - Mother-in-law.. - Tea.

"Happy birthday to you.."

Thank you, Brother. - That's enough.

Pay your obeisance to God first. You'll get breakfast later.

You are my God, my obeisance to you.

Grandma..

My respects. - Bless you! - Hurry up, Avni

It's time for your college. - No college today, Mom.

Why? - Today's her birthday. - May I take a day off too?

Of course! - No.. I'm going to college. - What!

No, Avni. You're not going to college today. - Right.

Because we want to celebrate your birthday grandly. - Yes.

Next year, you'll celebrate your birthday in your husband's house.

Look at sister-in-law, Brother! - She's right.

And we'll celebrate a birthday with Ayaan's wife.

I don't want to get married. - But you must.

The match is made in heaven.

Your match must already have been made too.

Have a look!

Show me a nice sari, will you? - In what price-range, sir?

Look, don't worry about the price and just show me some nice saris.

All right, sir. In that case, please go upstairs.

Excuse me. - I'm sorry.

Excuse me, where will I find nice saris here?

I'm not a salesgirl. - I know that.

But when I ask a salesgirl, she says all the saris are nice.

Could you help me choose a nice sari?

Oh yes! Excuse me.

Excuse me. - Yes ma'am. - I've picked up some saris.

Please have them sent to the trial-room.

Very well, ma'am. - I'm leaving these packets here. - Okay.

I've been looking for a decent sari.

All saris here are decent, sir. - Show me at least one nice sari!

Excuse me. This is exactly the sort of sari I'm looking for.

Where did you get it from? Upstairs, downstairs.. Where?

Upstairs. - How much did it cost?

About 15 or 16,000.

Very good.. Looks very good on you.

Very nice. Very beautiful.

Sorry!

I'm sorry, but I've found my sari.

Give that sari to me, this is mine.

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday, Dear Avni."

"Happy birthday to you." - Blow all your candles.

Very good. - And here is your birthday present.

Wow!

Such a beautiful sari! - Obviously.

It must be frightfully expensive! - Why worry about money?

I have just one sister. I'll give her only the best.

Oh God! I cannot believe this!

I cannot believe he has changed the sari!

I bought such an expensive sari, Mother!

What'll I wear at the engagement? - Why are you angry?

You have so many clothes in your wardrobe, wear something else.

Sit! - No.. - What rubbish!

You want my daughter to wear the old clothes

people have already seen on her?

People have seen you, too. Must I go in for a change of wife?

Watch the way you talk to me! - Why? - Father! Just stop it!

The two of you can go. I'm not going.

Here you go! - Why don't you want to go? You certainly will.

There's still time. If you want us to attend your niece's engagement.

Go immediately to a shop and pick up half a dozen expensive saris.

Bunty! - What? - I met my kind of girl yesterday.

Don't tell me! - Her sari is with me.

So how did she go home? - That's not how!

Our bags got swapped. - Bags got swapped! - Yes.

Now look, this is very simple. Carry the bag to her house

and exchange it for your own bag. Simple.

Nice idea but there's a problem.

I have neither her name, nor her address.

So find out! Quick! - How?

I ask God to drop her in my lap? Hey..

By God! What a beauty! Go for her!

Don't let go of her!

You could've wished for anything and got it.

What better thing could I ask for? - You're right.

She's absolutely mind-glowingly beautiful, I swear!

Why's this guy coming to us? - Mister, nice physique.

Thank you, sir. - Do you also work for a living?

Excuse me.

What? We're automobile engineers with a garage of our own.

We have 20 people working for us.

Girls have always been crazy about him.

But for the first time, he's crazy about a girl. He's in love, flat.

I swear I'm telling you. - Who?

Why tell him everything? - By the way, you're an amazing man.

You got to know all our secrets!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

She's going wrong with her exercises. This is the best time.

Talk to her and ask her to go about it properly.

Are you crazy? She'd think I'm trying to make an impression.

Don't be silly, Ayaan! You'll never get this opportunity again!

Go on. Get going.

Where are you going? Spoilsport!

He's out to romance for the first time. So let him go.

Hi.

That's the wrong way.

Are you the instructor? - No, I'm not.

A body-builder, then? - I do a few exercises.

You'll hurt your back, even probably suffer a slipped-disc.

If you could push your back against the seat

Look here, at me..

And continue after that. Hold this as a grip and go on.

Let's go.

Do it.

I think you didn't recognise me.

We met at the sari store. - Don't even talk about the sari-store!

You know what? They exchanged my sari!

They're cheaters! I hate cheaters! How dare they..

Don't talk about the sari! Not the sari..

Where are you..

I'm going to sue them, I'll drag them to court!

By the way, I'm Bunty. Ayaan's friend.

Move! - I am Ayaan.

Let's go, my child. - Child..

I'll meet you outside. - Stop.

Let's go. - These guys are such thieves.. - Sir..

Sir, please forgive me. I had no idea she's your daughter.

Touch his feet! He'll forgive you. - What are you doing?

These things happen, I can understand.

You're a nice boy. - Thank you, sir.

Sir.. - He wants to know your daughter's name.

Her name is Ahana and she's into modelling.

Wow! Glamour world, huh? - C'mon, Dad!

Coming.

All the best. - Bye!

The girl and her father have both taken the bait!

Action!

Cut!

Okay.

In the shot

we will take a close-up..

Is that the model?

She's waving out to you.

Start camera. Action!

What are you up to? Do it again.. Come on fast!

Wow! What a bike!

What are you doing? - What a sari!

Ass! Look there and say it.

That model on the bike

is not a good rider.

He doesn't know to ride a bike properly. - Okay..

Please replace him.

Find someone who has a bike of his own.

Madam, you've taken an amazing decision.

Ayaan's fantastic with a bike! Mind-blowing!

Wow! What a bike!

Wow! What a sari!

"Until I see you"

"I feel restless."

"I keep waiting for you."

"Why did I fall in love?"

"Crazy.."

"My heart is crazy for you."

"What do I do now as it is crazy for you?"

"Tell me, my dear."

"Until I see you"

"I feel restless."

"I keep waiting for you."

"Why did I fall in love?"

"Crazy.."

"My heart is crazy for you."

"What do I do now as it is crazy for you?"

"Tell me, my dear."

"We met each other before."

"But this was not the situation."

"My heart was restless before."

"But it didn't feel the same."

"I am not able to control myself."

"I just want to come closer to you"

"as I can no more control my heart."

"Until I see you"

"I feel restless."

"I keep waiting for you."

"Why did I fall in love?"

"Crazy.."

"My heart is crazy for you."

"What do I do now as it is crazy for you?"

"Tell me, my dear."

"The world seems to be different."

"Our love seems to be long lasting."

"I am not the only one who is crazy."

"Even you seem crazy to me."

"I heard you"

"saying no."

"Your heart is no more under your control."

"Until I see you"

"I feel restless."

"I keep waiting for you."

"Why did I fall in love?"

"Crazy.."

"My heart is crazy for you."

"What do I do now as it is crazy for you?"

"Tell me, my dear."

Cut!

What's going on? Who has taken my daughter away?

Don't worry. Ayaan will handle it. - Who the hell is Ayaan?

Ayaan is my friend, ma'am. - And who the hell are you?

I'm Bunty, Ayaan's friend.

Ma'am, you didn't understand.

I'm Ayaan's friend! Ma'am, Ayaan's a very bright boy and..

I don't care! I'm worried for my daughter.

You don't understand. Ayaan's a very smart guy and..

Shut up!

It's not funny, okay? I'm going! - Where are you going?

You came just moments ago. - For your kind information

I recently got married.. Do you mind?

So what? - No more discussion!

You aren't married, so you don't know!

After marriage, one's bound!

Binding.. Total.. Who is it? - You?

You! Welcome, welcome!

How are you? And how's your Mom?

I'm really sorry about that day. Mom felt terribly guilty too..

No, it's okay. What's happened is in the past.

Ayaan?

Hi. - Hi.

Does Ayaan work here, too? - He owns the place, don't you know?

He's a rich man! That bungalow opposite Shah Rukh Khan's..

The one with a garden? He owns it!

It's worth at least 250 million. - This guy babbles a lot.

It's only about 150 million. - Hi.

Hi! What brings you here? - My car..

As usual, starting problem!

So you have that problem too? It's this chap's biggest problem!

This guy never gets going! But looks like he's taking off today!

How long will it take? - Well.. 2 minutes.

No.. - Okay. - It'll take at least a day.

What? Oh my God! - We could even fix it in a few hours.

It all depends, you know? - What am I to do till then?

This is your own garage.

Make yourself comfortable. Take her along!

Yes sure! Please come.

Please come. - Oh, thanks.

Here you go!

Need some help? It's a bit high.

Why are you standing? Please sit. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey.. What's that? Bunts and Sarita..

Ayaan?

No. How about you? - No.

So may I leave now? - Please wait till your car is fixed.

No, I think I must leave. Okay? - Okay.

Okay.

Your car isn't fixed yet so you can take my car.

Yes, thanks. Bye.

Hey, you're already leaving?

Are you okay? - I'm okay.

Bye. - Bye.

Is this the place to keep tool box? Shut up.

Hey, Ahana has left her diary here! Ahana..

Yes?

Drive carefully! Bye!

Bye.

Ayaan! Guess what this is!

It isn't a diary, it's the door to your love!

Open it and step inside.

"I keep staring at her."

"Look at the way she took away my heart."

"Someone has control over my heart."

"Look at the way she controls it."

"She took away my heart."

"She took away my heart."

A white suit! And a red tie.

Yes? - Hello.

Hello, come in.

Yes. - I guess you didn't recognise me.

I rode the bike at Ahana's shoot and you gave my friend a..

Oh, I see.

Where's your kid sister?

Ahana?

Ahana isn't my sister. She's my daughter.

Oh my God! This is unbelievable! You're so fit!

What brings you here?

Her car broke down yesterday. So I came to..

Oh, I see. Send the bill to us, we'll have the money sent to you.

That's no big deal. No problem.

Sir! Excuse me.

I hope you've recognised me, sir? - Who can ever forget you?

Handsome boy, how're you?

Thank you, sir. - Bye, Mom. I'm leaving.

Ahana? - Hi.

And this must be Tuffy. - How do you know

that it is Tuffy? - Hi, Tuffy!

After "Hum Aapke Hain Kaun.." every dog is called Tuffy.

Good sense of humour!

Yes.

Hey, you're wearing Versace? - Yes.

My favourite perfume. - Mine, too.

I don't believe it. - No, really.

Smell this, sir. - Yes, Versace.

And yours? - Poison. - Oh! Very good.

White looks good on you.

Thank you, it's my favourite colour.

It symbolises purity and peace. - Wow! Well said!

Sir.. If they both walk together on the street

it's up a toss-up between them. - What for?

Difficult to decide who's better looking.

Come here..

I know you're a good boy. - Thank you, sir.

And I also know why you are here. - Why, sir?

Whom are you trying to impress? The mother or her daughter?

The daughter.. Through her mother, sir.

Don't make that mistake. The mother's very intelligent.

Enough. - Come, please. - She's like Hitler.

I must leave now, sir. - Have a cup of coffee before you go?

Yes, but I'm late. Bye.

Bye! - Remember my words.

Bye. - Mom, I'm taking Tuffy along. - Ahana, look after Tuffy.

It's lunch-time already.

China Town? - China Town?

That's my favourite place. - That's my favourite place, too.

I see, but not today. - Tomorrow?

Okay, okay? - We'll see.

Thanks.

Okay, bye.

Ayaan, why did you have to pick on this restaurant of all the others?

This place is quite cool.

I like the music, the food, it's chic.

But the service here is a bit slow. - The only minus point.

Raju. - You even know the guys here?

Good afternoon, ma'am. - Good afternoon. - Raju. - Thanks.

Sir, I'm not Raju. I'm Akbar.

Where's Raju? - Which Raju, sir?

Okay, doesn't matter. Please take our order.

Yes, sir!

Ma'am, for you the regular order? - Yes.

Excuse me, may I place the order for you today?

Why? Because you've invited me?

No, it's to see whether you and I share the same taste.

Please go ahead. - Two sizzlers.

Okay, sir.

Sizzlers! - Why? Don't you like it?

I love sizzlers! But how did you know this is my choice?

I read it. - Read it?

I read faces.

Just kidding. I love sizzlers too.

What a coincidence!

Mr. Raju, please go and bring our food quickly.

Sir, I'm not Raju. I'm.. - Akbar! Thank you. - Okay, sir.

Don't stand like that and cause problems to your bum.

Yes, sir.

So, Mr. Ayaan, tell me. What else do you like?

You. Your hair, your eyes..

Your lips, your smile.. - Enough, enough.

Won't you ask about me? - Yes.. Your favourite colour?

Black, white, brown. - Okay.

Favourite sport. - Swimming.

You, too? - Yes.

Favourite actor? - Jim Carrey.

Unbelievable! He's my favourite actor too!

Really? - Your favourite hill station?

I'm in trouble.

I'll tell you tomorrow. - Why?

Let's leave something for tomorrow? - This has been fun.

I'm very happy. I'm going to write all this in my diary.

Do you write a diary? - Yes. Every day.

I see.

Ayaan?

Were you waiting for my call?

No.. Why should I?

You want to know my favourite hill station?

Yes? - Ooty, in India

and Switzerland, abroad. - They're my favourites too!

What a coincidence! - What are you doing right now?

I'm in my bedroom. - Going to sleep?

Well, I'm just lying down.

Exactly! What are you wearing?

Night gown.

Why do I get the feeling you're lying?

He's not watching, is he?

No! I'm wearing a nightgown.

What are you laughing for? No need to let your imagination run wild!

Are we meeting tomorrow? - I'm little busy tomorrow.

The day after tomorrow? - Day after tomorrow? Maybe!

Let's see. - Okay. Bye.

Mother. - Yes?

Where's my diary? - I have no idea.

I can't find my diary.

I've fallen in love with what you write.

I'm glad it's fallen in the right man's hands.

Where am I to hide this?

'For the first time in my life, I've been so impressed by a boy.'

'Ayaan, he's so cute.'

'It's as if he's gotten into my heart'

'and discovered my likes and dislikes.'

'I'd be very happy if he could be part of my life.'

'Is it love?'

'I think I'm falling in love.'

'With him.'

"Neither was there anything nor will there be anything"

"more important than you."

"Neither was there anything nor will there be anything"

"more important than you."

"There was no love.."

"Neither was I in love nor will I fall in love"

"with anyone else other than you."

"Neither was there anything nor will there be anything"

"more important than you."

"You will see dreams through my eyes."

"When I breath your heart will beat."

"You will sleep through my eyes."

"When I breath, I will get your fragrance."

"There was no love.."

"Neither was I in love nor will I fall in love"

"with anyone else other than you."

"Neither was there anything nor will there be anything"

"more important than you."

"You are my life and my love."

"You are my only desire."

"Trust me, you are my identity."

"You are my devotion and my faith."

"There was no love.."

"Neither was I in love nor will I fall in love"

"with anyone else other than you."

"Neither was there anything.. - Nor will there be anything.."

"More important than you. - More important than you."

"There was no love.."

"Neither was I in love.. - Nor will I fall in love.."

"With anyone else other than you. - With anyone else other than you."

Hi.

Hi.

I got to discuss something with you.

Shall we go to China Town?

Why? Let's talk right here. - Yes, sit in the office. Please come.

Yes, carry on.

I'm quite busy, lot of work to do, you know. - Thanks!

Till he fell in love, he took my help.

Now that he's got it going, he has forgotten me!

That's how the world is? - Shut up.

Wow!

What a lovely place!

Feels as if you're out of Mumbai, right? - Yes.

Tell me. You had something important to discuss with me.

Yes. I wished to ask you whether..

Do you have a girlfriend? - No, no girlfriend.

Is there a girl you like? - Yes, there is.

But I don't know whether she likes me or not.

Who is she?

What!

You know what, Ayaan? You and I think alike in every respect..

Except in this case. - I don't understand.

You keep your secrets suppressed in your heart.

I always pour out my heart. - I still don't understand.

I'm the girl you like, isn't it?

Yes.

So.. Will you marry me?

Marry? - It's okay if you don't want to..

No, no!

I've been dying to marry you!

Okay.. Then.. I'll have a word with mother.

I'll talk to my mother too. - Okay!

You want to hug? - It's okay. After our marriage.

After our marriage? I can't let you wait. I'm hugging you!

Okay, bye. - Bye

Ahana. - Yes.

Your sandals.

So sweet!

Dad, what did you say to me yesterday? What did you say? - What?

You told me that I wouldn't find a man like you. But I did!

You have? Who is it? - Ayaan.

That garage owner? - Yes, that's Ayaan.

What are you doing, my child? - Why?

I had such dreams for your marriage!

I thought my son-in-law would be a millionaire.

Mom, Ayaan's a millionaire too.

His bungalow alone is worth 150 million.

There's no problem then. We'll sell the bungalow

and buy a penthouse for 50 million. Deposit 100 million in the bank

and live off its interest. Good idea?

Great! They aren't even married and you decide to sell the house!

You are.. - You keep out of this! - I think, he is a decent boy.

Look, dear, if he makes a mistake, beat him up.

But just don't ruin his life. - What?

Dad! - What are you getting at?

The boy who marries my daughter will have his life ruined?

No I.. - Listen, if there is a problem after the marriage

just divorce him. Finished. - Oh yes, like you have.

Know what? Stuff this in your mouth and keep it shut!

What are you folks talking about? You don't even know Ayaan.

He's very nice. He's just so amazing!

Know what? His likes and dislikes are exactly like mine!

You know, Mom? He reads my face and gets to know my feelings!

I think he's wonderful. And I love him.

I'm telling her! - You won't. - I will tell her.

You're not telling her! - I will. - You won't.

What is the matter? - Nothing much, just like that.

Anything important? - No, Mom. He came to greet me.

Shut up! We were passing by and I thought I'd say hello to you.

So let's leave then. - Bunty, tell me what it is?

Why don't you get him married?

Hey, why are you telling me that? Reason that out with your friend.

Ayaan, why don't you get married?

I don't want to. - Why not?

Who'll look after my mother? - Your wife will look after my mother!

Sure? Promise? - Promise, absolutely.

Okay, done. Show her the photographs. - He has promised.

Show her the photo. Quick. - Take a look, this is Radha.

As you decide, Mom. - Okay.

I know. - Manju? - No.

What's this? - Sita.

Show the right one, idiot. - Kitty.

He's showing her the wrong ones. - She's Anju.

Anju! - What do I do then? - And look at her aunt.

Who's this girl? - Ahana, Mom. Ahana.

Oh!

In that case, I think this girl is better.

No, ma'am.

Why? - She won't be able to adjust in this family. She's ultra-modern.

But Ahana's a very nice girl. The typical Indian woman.

Early to rise, a visit to the temple, prayers.

When she comes back home, she serves tea to everyone. - Really?

Oh yes! Not a girl like her in the whole of India.

By God! Her mother isn't just mother.. - Quiet!

That's enough, Bunty. I get it.

Ayaan, if you've liked this girl

what was the need for this drama?

Ayaan, you will marry the girl you like.

Because my happiness lies in your happiness.

Thank you, Mom.

Shall we? - Sure.

Here it is. - Thank you.

My daughter is a very simple girl.

But she has very lofty ideals.

She's highly cultured.

When she sets her sacred feet in your house, your respect will

increase four-fold.

That's the daughter-in-law we want.

Why are you shying away?

Yes. Wow!

Go on! Wow!

Welcome, bridegroom!

Hi! - Hi!

Hey, let me be one moment! - Come along.

Sister-in-law's quite modern.

Brother's going to get lucky. - Shut up!

Say thank you.

Thank you. - Won't you ask why?

It takes over an hour to only take off the jewels.

So I thought..

Ayaan, something's missing. - What?

Our favourite perfume.

Versace.

It's 11 and sister-in-law's still asleep. - I'll go and wake her up.

Ayaan, you must've kept her awake all night.

Let her sleep now.

Karan also kept you up all night, but still, you're awake.

Ayaan, let daughter-in-law sleep.

The new bride? - Yes.

She looks very smart.

Good morning, everybody.

Hi, sister-in-law! Nice dress! You're looking very hot!

Hey. - Thanks.

What happened? - One minute! Come with me. - I'll be back.

Ayaan! What happened?

What have you worn downstairs?

Why? Isn't it beautiful? I just love it.

It's nice, but there's a problem.

The hemline's a bit short and the cleavage shows.

But I'm comfortable in it. - I'm comfortable, too.

But only in the bedroom. I'm very uncomfortable outside.

Mom had it made with so much of love. - Give it to her then!

Your mom will look great in it.

Mom has many of these.

Well, I'm so happy for your dad!

Now tell me, whom do you dress up for?

Who else, for you.

Me? Really?

And I hope you know, every man is obsessed about just one thing.

Sex? - Yes! - How disgusting!

I have three such disgusting men in my house!

The washer man, the servant and the milkman.

And the milkman's imagination runs riot in this respect.

Ayaan, you want to say

that I mustn't wear this dress outside the bedroom?

Yes! - So say it's plain and simple.

I won't wear it. But I'm not convinced.

That's okay, don't worry.

One day, I'll convince you a hundred per cent.

Ayaan..

Are you comfortable in the bedroom? - I told you, I am!

How come? - In the bedroom

I need a high hemline and a show of cleavage!

Naughty!

Now I'm feeling uncomfortable! See you later.

'So orthodox!'

Greetings.. - Greetings. - Greetings.

Welcome.. Bansi. - Yes, ma'am. Carry the stuff.

Hello! - How are you doing, Bansi?

Let's go out. - Please be seated.

Sit! - My respects. - Bless you!

Hello! - Hello! - Daughter-in-law, your parents are here.

My respects, sir. - How are you, kid?

Mom! - Come, my darling.

I missed you! How are you?

Fine. How are you? Dad! - How's my daughter? - Fine.

Hello, sir. - Hello, how are you? - I am fine.

Come, Ahana. - Yes. - Sit down.

Hello! - He's saying hello. - Thank you.

Hello! - Yes.

Are you happy? - I am.

Good. So where have the two of you decided to go for a honeymoon?

I thought we'd make a trip to Khandala.

I knew you could never dream of going beyond Khandala.

But you needn't worry. I have a lovely surprise for you.

Two tickets to London. - London!

Mom, I love you!

Ahana.. What happens to these two tickets to London then?

My son-in-law is a self-respecting man.

He won't ever take tickets from us.

Why don't you and I go to London on these two tickets?

No.. I'll go to London on my own honeymoon.

"The stars are in love with the sky."

"The flowers are in love with the morning dew."

"Like my heart bowled over by my sweetheart.."

"The stars are in love with the sky."

"The flowers are in love with the morning dew."

"Like my heart bowled over by my sweetheart.."

"I am madly in love with you."

"Say something to me, will you?"

"The rains are in love with clouds."

"Like your eyes love the kohl."

"Like your feet love the anklets."

"I'm in love with you too."

"I'm in love with you too."

"There was no one"

"I could lay down my life for"

"or sacrifice my world of happiness."

"There was no one in sight"

"I could call my sweetheart."

"Like dreams love eyes"

"and eyes love nights"

"and night love memories"

"I'm in love with you too."

"I'm in love with you too."

"I had everything"

"but not my sweetheart."

"Although there was a cloudburst"

"there was no rain."

"My heart held this against me"

"that I could not see the face that was hidden in my heart."

"Like hands love bangles"

"like henna loves brides"

"like the breath loves the heartbeat"

"that's how I love my sweetheart."

"That's how I love my sweetheart."

"The rains are in love with clouds."

"Like your eyes love the kohl."

"Like your feet love the anklets."

"I'm in love with you too."

"I'm in love with you too."

"The stars are in love with the sky."

"The flowers are in love with the morning dew.

"Like my heart bowled over by my sweetheart.."

"I am madly in love with you."

"I am madly in love with you.."

"I am madly in love.."

How do I tell you what a crazy guy Rocky is!

But where is your cousin? - Hey. Over there.

What are you looking there for? Look here. Come closer.

Hi, Sister. - Rocky!

Wow, what timing! - Hi, Brother-in-law.

My respects. I need your blessings, so I get married soon.

What say, Sister? - There are so many girls here.

So what's the problem? Marry an English woman!

No way, Sister! I may be working with the English

but I'll marry only a simple and innocent Indian girl.

What say, Brother-in-law? - Wow! I'm impressed.

Am I right? - In that case, I'll personally have you married.

Shall we go out? - Let's go.

Wow!

Wow!

Sister-in-law, how's this one? - The whole family's here.

What a lovely necklace! - Yes, it's nice.

Avni. You take it. - No thanks, Brother.

Go on, take it. - No, Brother.

Take it, I say.

The rest of you go downstairs. Go on.

How about you, Sister-in-law? - No thanks.

Lipstick?

You, Mom?

What will I do with all these things? I don't want anything.

In any case, your wife has brought everything for herself.

She ought to keep it all. Why are you giving it away?

Let's go down.

Ask me for the necklace when you want it

Sister-in-law. I'll give it to you

Ahana, you are kind-hearted. - No, you are kind-hearted.

With other people's things.

Other people's things?

Didn't you know all that belonged to me?

Whether she keeps it or you, what difference does it make?

I bought those things because I liked them.

With my own money! And you gave them away!

Without even asking me! You just don't care.

Where are you going now? To get the stuff back?

Avni, go and return that necklace.

Mom, I'm not returning it I really love it.

Haven't you heard me?

Go and return it.

Look, I'll ask Ayaan to get a better necklace for you.

Try and understand, please. Go and give it back with a smile.

Don't cry. Go.

Hang on, Sister. I'm coming with you.

Avni, I'm coming too. Let's go.

What happened? - Sister-in-law, I tried it on.

I didn't like it at all. Better you keep it.

Ahana, you keep this lipstick. It doesn't suit me at all.

Mother says eating a lot of chocolates will spoil my teeth.

Keep it, son. From my side?

Good night. - Good night. - Good night, Brother.

Happy? Now that you have humiliated me in front of your whole family?

What have I done? - What will they think of me?

But what's my fault? - If only you could understand me

25 percent of how much you understand your motorcycle.

Bloody mechanic! - What?

Bloody mechanic!

Even my motorcycle is better than you. - What?

Nothing!

Hey.

Hello. - What is it?

What do you want?

Ahana!

Don't talk to me.

Ahana, yesterday's fight is in the past.

Today's a new day. I love you. I love you very much.

My heart's all yours. - Lies.

True. That's the new film. It stars..

I know, I know. But how can I get so lucky?

To go out and see a movie? - The show's at 12.

Get ready quickly. I love you.

Really!

Are we going?

I love you!

Ayaan, do I wear red or blue?

Marriage is mind-blowing. Sometimes.

Sometimes.. It blows the mind.

Hurry, sweetheart! We'll be late! I'm absolutely ready.

And we'll go to China Town. - Hurry, Grandma.

Have food. - No.. How can I watch movies in this age?

Grandma, you have to join us

because Ayaan has arranged tickets for all of us

and you can't refuse Ayaan. - Sister-in-law, we are ready.

Grandma will get dressed in a jiffy!

Are you folks going out too?

Yes, don't you know? We're going to watch a movie.

Let's go. - Oh..

Send Ayaan over, Rahul. - Okay. Brother Ayaan.

See Anju? A film for the whole family.

Joint family means happy family. Always remember.

Coming.. Let's go. - I'm not going.

Why not? - You wanted to take the whole family out.

Exactly why you were playing up to me.

But I thought it would make you happy.

To go out with everybody. - A wife wants to go out with her husband.

Not with the whole gang. - Gang?

Ahana, where are we going? To watch a movie, isn't it?

And we won't be alone there, will we?

No? Suppose I'm sitting with my arms around, romancing you..

The guy next to you nudges you. Will you like that?

You won't. I won't too.

I'm taking them all along for safety. Do you understand now?

I'm not convinced. - One day I'll convince you.

C'mon, Brother! We're getting late! - Let's go.. Please.

Wow! Fantastic!

Ahana, so you are an artist too?

I was getting bored sitting all alone, I didn't know what to do.

Why must you get bored?

What else can I do sitting at home?

You must do something.

I want to start some work.

Look, you can do anything you wish, except modelling.

You understand? Fashion designing, interior decoration, boutique..

Boutique? Great! - Yes?

Thanks. - Be happy, ask for whatever you want.

May I? - Go ahead.

I don't know how to ask.

Ayaan, I was wondering if we could find a small house

and live separately? A small house..

Look Ahana. I love my family very much and I love you too.

And I want us all to live together happily.

I can't leave my family.

I left my family. Does it mean I don't love my family?

That's because you're a girl.. - So?

Well, a girl..

In your so called-western culture, or the culture we follow

or in any culture in the world

when a man and woman marry

the woman goes to live with the husband. Got it?

Well then, I've married you. Not your family?

What does that mean? Explain it to me.

What are you getting at? Tell me. - I don't want to argue with you.

Don't you want to argue, or are you on the wrong-footing?

Don't argue on this point because you'll lose.

You don't have a point to argue. - I have a lot of points

to have an argument with you.

So argue with me! That's all you do!

You know, I've had nothing to eat all day. But no one's bothered!

When they called you downstairs to eat, what did you say to them?

'I'll come down and eat whenever I'm hungry.' Right or wrong?

If they call you, there's a problem.

If they don't, there's still a problem!

Make up your mind. Make up your mind.

Oh yes, it's all my fault!

You could see nothing wrong with me before our marriage!

I was always right! And now after marriage.. I'm wrong!

You are always right! All men are the same.

I made a mistake by getting married!

Enough.. Stop yelling.

I'm always right because nowadays you're always wrong.

You just don't understand. Get up now.

What for?

I'm taking you for a bite.

Where to? - Downstairs.

Downstairs!

You know what, you are so self-centred!

You can only think about yourself! Never about me..

It's always you, you and you. - Stop it..

What selfish? What me, me and me?

All I want to say is..

I want to spend some time with you, in private!

I don't want to share you!

I have to do everything only after asking your family.

I've had enough. Just get off me!

I wonder what has made your logic so illogical.

Come here..

Look, Ahana, all I'm saying is.. Come.

The day you begin to treat my family like your own

all the problems will be over and everybody will be happy.

I'm not convinced.

One day I'll convince you.

Ayaan, there's a call.

Whose? - Your mother.

Hello! - Ayaan, there's good news for you.

What is it, Mom? - You're going to become a father.

Really?

Hi. - I love you.

Ayaan, there's something I want to tell you.

What's something? Say whatever you have to.

Because you're going to become the mother of my child.

Ayaan, I don't want to become a mother just yet.

I'm not mentally prepared at all.

Every married woman dreams of becoming a mother and you..

I want a baby, too. But I just don't feel this is the age.

How old am I? - It's the right age!

My mother was younger than you by four years when..

She gave birth to me.

Did your mother tell you not to have a baby?

Why drag my mother into this? - Why did you turn your face away

when I spoke about my mother? - Okay.

How long have we been married? - Don't you know?

4 months and 17 days.

In these 4 months and 17 days, how many times have we quarrelled?

You remember the fights

not the love we shared?

Besides, what have our fights to do with the baby?

Of course it has!

If we continue to fight after the birth of a child

it will affect the child badly.

I think.. We should understand each other.

And then think of a baby. - You're right, I agree. You're right

Henceforth, there will be no fights. Okay?

You say that after every fight! - Unless we fight

how will I be able to say, I love you?

My family's terribly orthodox in such matters.

They'll think you're killing the baby.

You can think only about them. Just don't think about me!

I have nothing to do with what

your mother, your sister, your family thinks.

I just don't care. - Enough..

I want this baby! Do you understand?

I want my first born. Our first born.

I want this baby. That's it.

I tried so hard to make you understand

not to marry a middle-class boy.

But you just wouldn't listen to me. You have yourself ruined your life.

Mom, what's the point of discussing the past?

What rubbish, Ahana! Gone are the days

when man used to eke out a living with what little he had.

The rule today is, lead life in the style you want to.

Anyway, don't worry. I'll fix your appointment with the doctor.

Mom, those folks want this baby.

So ask one of them to bear a baby!

Right.

Ahana, Pammi, hurry up. Time's running out.

We got to cut the cake. Everyone is waiting. - What times..

Nobody celebrates birthdays of human beings

and she's celebrating one for her dog!

In 20 years of my marriage, I never celebrated my birthday.

Hurry up, dear..

Tuffy's turned one today. - I know.

Tuffy! Come here. Come!

My darling.

Come..

Mom!

Mom!

Dear!

What happened, dear? - What happened?

I told you, I'd never quarrel.

I swear by my baby, I'll never quarrel.

Look.

Isn't that sweet?

How's the baby?

Our baby is no more.

I had a miscarriage.

What?

Ahana. - Please.

You aborted it.

Had it been a girl, she'd have been like this.

A boy would have looked like him.

Ayaan, I.. - How could you kill him?

You've also killed me.

Ayaan, it wasn't deliberate..

It was an accident.

Have it, dear.

Why are you weeping? What happened?

What's wrong? - He thinks I aborted the baby.

Where is Ayaan?

Ayaan.

What's all this? - Nothing.

What happened? - She aborted the baby.

No. I know everything. Her mother explained to me.

It's a lie, Mom. - No, Ayaan.

A few days ago, she told me she didn't want the baby.

Don't be silly. No mother would abort her baby.

She would.. - She fell down the stairs.

Trust me. If you don't believe me, come with me.

She was just discharged from the hospital, she is not well.

You should be with her, you shouldn't be quarrelling.

Show it to him, dear. He doesn't believe me - Forget it, Mom.

Show him.

Look.

Look.

Satisfied now..

Ayaan, let me tell you something.

Trust is what holds a marriage in place.

The two of you must trust each other.

Apologise to her. Come on.

I'm sorry. - Have food, dear.

You come with me downstairs. - Let me sit here for a while.

No need. You'll pick up another fight. Come with me.

C'mon.

I didn't understand a thing in the psycho lecture today.

I guess I'll go to the library and study.

Will you come with me, Preeti? - Yes. I want to complete my notes.

I come to the college to field for you.

Do you have a problem with it?

Give me your veil.

This is called a letter. Love-letter.

Go home, recline and read it.

And do exactly what it says.

All right?

Why did you come here, Brother? Go away, please.

Hey! You passed out, didn't you?

What're you doing in college? - That's my sister, you are..

She's your sister, not mine.

That's not the solution.

When you have a young girl in the family, it happens.

You'd rather find a suitor for her than pick up fights.

I may be working with foreigners

but I'll marry only a simple and innocent Indian girl.

Ayaan! - You are right, Mom. There's a nice boy.

Who is it? - Ahana's cousin. - I see. - Stays in London.

So talk to her. - I'll talk to her today itself.

Surprising. You left all your folks

and picked me up for dinner tonight.

What's so surprising?

Can't I take my wife out for dinner?

Sure. After our wedding, this is the first time we're coming here.

I need to discuss something urgent. - No wonder.

Anyway.

You could've kept this for tomorrow and completed two tasks at a time.

Why? What's tomorrow?

Forgot your wife's birthday?

How can I forget your birthday? - Ayaan.

Enough. - Forget it. I'm sorry.

Let's eat something first. - Yes.

What will you have? - This is the limit.

Have you also forgotten what I like to eat?

No.

Akbar, two sizzlers, please.

What is it? - Forget it.

No, tell me. - Forget it.

Okay, I'm sorry.

We're thinking of Avni's marriage.

Very good. How can I help?

At least you can ask about the suitor.

Who is it? - We're considering your cousin in London.

Ayaan, this alliance is not possible.

Why? - Just not happening.

Why? Is my sister flawed? - Not at all.

It's my family that's flawed. Forget it.

No good talking to you. I'll talk to your mother.

Don't talk to mom. If she shoots her mouth off, don't blame me.

Why would she do that? Why?

I'll be going to seek an alliance. What is wrong with you?

Your family and my family are poles apart.

Culture, ideals.. They differ a lot.

Atul was brought up in London. She cannot adapt to it.

You adapted, right? That's it. You are happy, aren't you?

Very happy. It shows on my face.

My sister will adapt to it. - She can't.

She is not like you. - Not like me?

Ayaan, I know your sister.. - That's it.

I haven't even said anything.. - That's it!

I haven't said.. - Not a word against my sister, okay?

Fine. Do as you please. But if this marriage does take place

it won't last even a fortnight. - That's it!

Enjoy your sizzlers.

Darn, he is sleeping.

I'll..

Oh God!

Even after reminding him

he's not bothered.

At least, tonight..

I didn't even say a word! For no reasons..

Happy birthday to you, honey.

Ayaan, I love you.

"My heart is always restless, my dear."

"My heart is always restless, my dear."

"My heart is always restless"

"my dear."

"Oh, my dear."

"I have no work other than loving you."

"My heart is always restless, my dear."

"You show tantrums"

"while walking and stopping."

"You stole my heart"

"in secret."

"There is always your name in my mind."

"In my mind.."

"I have no work other than loving you."

"My heart is always restless, my dear."

"Come closer to me and sit next to me."

"I keep looking at you all the while.."

"My heart keeps thinking about you all the time."

"Why are you quiet? Tell me."

"No evening passes by without seeing you."

"Without seeing you.."

"I have no work other than loving you."

"My heart is always restless, my dear.."

"My heart is always restless, my dear.."

"My dear.."

"I have no work other than loving you.."

Great timing. My folks.

It's twelve, Ayaan.

Ahana, happy birthday! - What a surprise!

I hope we didn't disturb you.

Happy birthday. - Thank you. It's special. Open it later.

Happy birthday, Sister-in-law. - Happy birthday, Ahana.

Oh my God! - I wish she mingles like this with our family.

Many many happy returns of the day. - Thank you.

Happy birthday! - Thank you, Rahul.

Good night. - Thanks, Avni.

Good night. - Good night. - Good night.

Bye. See you after one week. - Bye. Happy birthday.

Come.. - What are you up to?

No way! Not a word! You better be there, Nitu.

This is my first birthday celebration in this house.

Don't argue now. I'll never talk to you. You must come. Bye.

Hello. - Hello. - Mom? - Ahana?

You are still there? Come over soon. - Coming.

I've phoned everyone. - Okay.

You better be there on time. - Of course. - Bye!

Oh no!

Where is it?

Come on.

What's it?

My diary?

"Me And My Life"

How do you know that it's my favourite? - I read it.

Read it?

Hi!

Hi. - Hi.

Avni, this sari is.. - Nice, isn't it?

From Brother Ayaan.

Brother? - Yes. On my birthday.

When is your birthday? - 2nd July.

Avni.

Come here. - Yes, Grandma? I'll be back.

"I love.."

"I love.."

"I love.."

"I love only you."

"I trust.."

"I trust only you."

"No one could do what you have done."

"My heart is no more mine."

"I love.."

"I love only you."

"I trust.."

"I trust only you."

"Love and affection is nothing."

"It's just a betrayal."

"Whenever they get a chance"

"they play with your heart and break it."

"Love and affection is nothing."

"It's just a betrayal."

"Whenever they get a chance"

"they play with your heart and break it."

"There are no honest people."

"No one could do what you have done."

"I love.."

"I love only you."

"I trust.."

"I trust only you."

I'll never marry.

"Don't say anything to me today."

"I will do what I want to."

"I will cross my limits"

"in this occasion of celebration."

"Don't say anything to me today."

"I will do what I want to."

"I will cross my limits"

"in this occasion of celebration."

"This is the affect of your love on me."

"No one could do what you have done."

"I love.."

"I love only you."

"I trust.."

Stop it!

Ayaan! - My child.

Don't, son. - Tell her.

Why are you behaving like this? Why did you drink?

Because I found out your true colours today!

My true colours? What have I done? You're the one who is drunk, Ahana.

You stole my diary.

Let's go upstairs, Ahana. - Why? Are you ashamed?

Are you ashamed in public? - One second.

Please come forward. Please. - Ayaan.

What are you doing.. - Dear, you..

Speak now. - You are a liar! A cheat, a fraud.

You stole my diary! You used my weakness to marry me.

Ahana, he didn't steal your diary. I had given it to him.

Shut up! You are all alike. You are all in league.

Mother-in-law.. - Shut up!

Sir, I did all that to win Ahana over.

I have married her. - Dear, don't..

Don't interfere, Dad. You have married me, so talk to me.

Talk to me! Tell me. - You are drunk now.

Let's talk tomorrow. - Forget it. It's a party. Don't spoil the mood.

She only had some liquor, no big deal.

Oh yes, liquor is no big deal.

Why don't you give some liquor to your mother and sister?

Also give some to your daughter when you have one.

How dare you? - Please.. If you want, hit me!

Why take it out on him? - Why would I hit you? I love you, Ahana.

Shut up! Don't flaunt your stupid culture.

C'mon, hit me! - Ahana, please. - You want to hit me, right?

You hit me!

Hit me! - Ahana. - You think you are the cat's whiskers, right? - Ahana!

Please don't interfere! Please! - Try to understand.. - Come on..

Yes, hide behind your mother. You coward. - Hang on.

You want to get hit, right? I'll give you your wish.

How dare you! - Ayaan!

How dare he slap my daughter?

I've never even scold her. - This is really too much.

Don't worry, Ahana. He made you cry, didn't he?

I'm going to make him shed tears of blood.

She is at fault too. She shouldn't have humiliated Ayaan in public.

What rot! That beggar slapped my daughter.

Do you want me to ignore it?

I want to show him what stuff I'm made of.

I beg you, don't be angry.

I'll reason with Ayaan and bring him over.

You don't need to go there!

And I won't allow anyone from there to step into this house.

I know how to fix this problem.

What happened tonight wasn't right.

You shouldn't have hit Ahana.

Didn't you hear her raving?

Had Anju misbehaved, I'd have.. - Karan.

Just imagine. If Avni were to face it..

Look, Mom. - Look, Mom, Avni doesn't behave like this.

Her husband would be right if he slaps her

for this kind of a behaviour. - Exactly.

I don't want to argue with you boys.

Ayaan, give it a thought. I agree, it was foolish of her.

But you are an intelligent person. Go and fetch her.

No. - If you don't, what'll happen of her?

The poor thing will lose everything.

Congratulations. Your daughter is carrying.

My daughter is pregnant? It's the best thing to ever happen.

Thank you, Doctor.

Get yourself checked every month. Okay?

May I? - Please. Thank you so much, Doctor.

Pammi, I'm confused. The two of them are always brawling.

Then how come she gets pregnant twice in six months?

What do I tell you, Rammi? That boy only desires my daughter's body.

Well, the strong man is here to hit his wife.

Why are you here? I know everything.

You are here to apologise, right?

You will also shed some crocodile tears.

Who do you think you are?

What right did you have to hit my child?

Had my husband done that to me, I'd have smashed all his bones.

Excuse me, I'm here to meet Ahana.

Ahana, let's go home. Please come with me.

Time to decide who you want, Ahana. Your mother or this man?

Ahana..

Ahana, please come with me.

And get this clear. If you decide to leave

consider us dead.

Mom! - Ahana.. - Just a minute.

Shut up! - I want to ask you something.

Can you leave your mother for my sake?

You can't, right?

And you want me to leave my mother for your sake?

My mother wants to see the two of us together, while your mother

wants to set us apart. - Yes, my mother is evil.

My entire family is evil. Your family is good.

So what are you doing with evil people?

Go and live with your mother.

What's your decision? - Of course, divorce.

I'm not talking to you! - Putting the necklace on

and applying vermillion will only make you cry forever.

Look at me, happily divorced.

Will you shut up? - Marriage is all crap.

Don't teach me anything!

Ahana, you tell me. - Haven't you heard what my mom said?

You want a divorce?

What will you do afterwards? - That is none of your business.

She is my daughter and she is equally competent.

She can become anything she wants to.

She can be a top heroine, a top model.

Ahana, your mother couldn't achieve anything in her prime.

That's why, she wants to use you to fulfil her dreams.

Should someone like Mahatma Gandhi enter your life

she'll still find a flaw in him.

Of course. Now, will you please get out?

Who wants to be here? - I said, get out.

Thank God. We'll abort the baby tomorrow itself.

What? - Abortion.

You are pregnant?

And you want to kill my baby again?

I.. - Stop it! He's my blood.

Exactly. It's your filthy blood

that's why we don't want the baby. - Will you shut up?

You want a divorce? I will divorce you.

But if someone even thinks of killing my baby

I'll kill your entire family.

I'll kill the entire family! Do you understand that?

Do you understand that?

And sir, I'm going to tell you something very bitter.

This silence of yours has destroyed your daughter's life.

Come on.

Ahana..

Forget everything and come with me. I'm sorry.

Come on. Please come.

Ahana, come on. - No, Ayaan.

Today, when I need you the most, you are not with me.

When you will need me tomorrow

I won't be with you.

When both the husband and wife

are willing to divorce

then there's no question of an argument. But as per the law

to get a divorce, the two of you

will have to live separately for a year.

In that one year, if the two of you arrive at a compromise

or if you live together as husband and wife again

you won't get a divorce. Otherwise, after a year

on this very day, you will be divorced legally.

Your Honour, for years to come there's no sign of a compromise.

Forget years, there won't be a compromise for lifetimes to come.

As expected of her, Your Honour.

I have a small request, Your Honour. - Go ahead.

She is pregnant with my baby, and I want the baby.

What nonsense are you talking? - The judge will decide

who's talking sense and who's talking nonsense.

The fellow is raving!

I'm thinking of my daughter's second marriage.

How can she deliver the baby for him?

Your Honour, if she gets her daughter married ten times

and gets fifty babies aborted, I don't care.

But I want my baby. - That's impossible.

Please hear me out, Your Honour.

Let her marry and abort as many times as she wishes.

But I'm not marrying again. Because in these seven months

I have experienced marriages of seven lifetimes.

And when I won't be marrying again, who will I be living for?

Just an innocent baby, that's in her womb.

Your Honour, I request you

not to issue an order to kill my baby.

Yes, I do understand your feelings.

Your Honour, he's faking emotions.

You are not allowed to speak in court. Please be quiet.

It's not your house. - Shut up!

If I were to be forgiven for a murder

she'd have been my victim long back.

You can't abort the baby without the consent of your husband.

It's the court's order.

Thank God, a baby is saved from slaughter.

Why don't you go over to their side?

Why don't you get out of the court? - Shut up!

Your Honour, can I make another request?

Go ahead. - They killed my baby once.

I fear, they'd abort my baby

and pass it off as a miscarriage.

Please issue an order for her to stay

with me until the baby is born.

Your Honour, I can't stay with him.

Because, Your Honour

as you know, for an Indian male

to stay with his in-laws is an insult.

But for my baby's sake, I'll stay with them.

How can he stay in my house? - I told you to be quiet.

If you speak again, I'll have you thrown out of the courtroom.

Why speak? - Quiet.

The lady dares to speak before you

imagine what she can do to me.

Can you organise security

for me and my baby?

No more arguments, no more pleas.

The court decides that until the baby is born

Mr. Ayaan will live with Ahana's family.

The court also offers security to Ayaan

and his yet-to-be born baby.

The court is adjourned.

Sesame sugar balls? What are you up to? - Eat it, dear.

It's not good during pregnancy. - Shut up!

I know very well why I'm giving it to her.

Greetings.

Oh hell! - You? - You forget? The court decided that

if your daughter wants a divorce

he'll be staying with you till the delivery.

Correct? - Who are you?

Constable Harvinder Singh Harvi.

What are you doing here? - Shut up.

He has the court's orders.

Until my baby is delivered, he'll keep a close watch on her.

So make sure you watch your step.

Else, I'll call up the magistrate.

Son-in-law, sit and have something. - Son-in-law? Who?

Him. - Show them the servant quarters!

No. I'll live right here with her. - What!

Mr. Kapoor. - Yes, dear. - I don't wish to stay with her.

But for my baby's sake, I have to. - Very good.

What are you eating? - Papaya.

Don't you know papaya is hot? It's harmful for the baby.

You want to kill my baby again?

Where's the doctor's list? - Here's your diet

from the doctor. Almond, milk.. Read it yourself.

Mom, I can't eat all this. - You have to.

No way! - Call up the magistrate.

Sir, do you have a phone here? - Of course.

Here you are. - What are you doing?

Have to. Or the cops will haul us in.

Hello? Ma'am.

Constable Harvinder Singh Harvi here. Please revoke this divorce.

What? - This girl wants to kill my brother's baby.

Who is your brother, sir? - I am.

What? - Yes. All Indians are my brothers.

He's right, ma'am. You are great, pal. - Thank you.

What are you doing? - Eating chicken. Any problem?

No problem with the chicken, but the oil. My baby will be fat.

Have clarified-butter.

Move! - Sure, ma'am.

Turn away, I want to change.

Am I seeing you for the first time?

I only change before my wife

not before a woman I don't know.

Turn away.

What do you want now? - I want to kiss.

What? - Not you, my baby.

Hands off.

What are you doing? - You can stop me from kissing you.

But you can't stop me from loving my baby.

If you have a problem, I'll call the constable.

Constable! - All right.

Yes, sir? - It's okay.

My baby, tell me, are you a girl or a boy?

Are you sleeping or are you awake?

Don't worry, it's only a matter of a few days. I promise you.

I'll take you away from this place.

Excuse me, I'm drowsy.

I need to sleep. - Go ahead.

"When we met and fell in love.."

"When we met and fell in love"

"my heart started dancing."

"When I impressed a girl"

"I felt as if I am the king."

"No one knows what exactly happened."

"Poor me. I am screwed."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"They give fake promises before the marriage."

"They get scared of marriage."

"Marriage is a sweet."

"Everyone can't digest it."

"They get scared sometimes."

"Men can't handle it."

"No one knows what exactly happened."

"Poor me. I am screwed."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"She throws tantrums and troubles me."

"She puts me into trouble and teaches me a lesson."

"Marriage.. - Mind blowing."

"Marriage.. - Blowing your mind."

"Sorry, guys."

"It feels good when we get married."

"Once you get married you get to know the reality."

"Marriage is a gift."

"The lucky ones are blessed with it."

"When you have a wife at home"

"he turns out to be lucky."

"No one knows what exactly happened."

"Poor me. I am screwed."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"When we met and fell in love"

"my heart started dancing."

"When I impressed a girl"

"I felt as if I am the king."

"No one knows what exactly happened."

"Poor me. I am screwed."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

"I'm screwed by getting married."

What? What happened?

Get up. It's six. Got to go for a walk.

I haven't slept yet.

I didn't sleep all night, let me sleep. - Really?

Constable.

What's the girl's problem now?

She'd take the dog out for a walk, but not my baby. - Hey.

Why won't you take the baby out? I have the doctor's instructions.

You have to go out for a walk. - I'm drowsy, I want to sleep.

Let her sleep.

How can you sleep? I'll call up the magistrate.

No.

You want a divorce, you also want to sleep.

Hello? Ma'am. Again Harvinder Singh Harvi here

with the same problem again. - Let's go.

Where to? - Where are you going?

To take a bath. - Then let's go.

What? - It's not the first time. Stop staring.

You were my husband then.

I won't bathe before a stranger. Get that?

Not for you, it's for my baby.

You have two choices. Me or the constable.

All right, send the constable.

I knew this! - What happened? - Thank God, I divorced you.

God knows how many constables you have bathed with.

How dare you speak to me like this?

I've never bathed with anyone before marriage

nor will I ever after a divorce. Get that?

Really? - Yes.

Really? - Oh God! What am I doing?

What the hell do you want?

All right, you want to see the baby?

All right Come on. - Stop it! What is this?

I'm not your dog, Tuffy. I'm your husband.

Ex-husband, all right?

God! - Hit me, go on.

I don't raise my hand on a mechanic. Bloody mechanic.

Made life miserable for me! - Listen.

Now what? - Take it easy. I'm not coming.

Take care of my baby. Okay?

Never get married.

Your place is not there. It's here. Perfect.

Ayaan! What are you doing?

Look, relax. My baby looks through your eyes.

Please don't show him dirty things.

How dare you trash my mother's picture?

How dare you? Who do you think you are?

What do you take me for?

What happened? Labour pain?

Labour pain? - No. He's kicking.

Kick! Kick!

Stupid! - Kick her. She hits your father.

Say sorry. - No way.

Say sorry. - Okay, sorry.

My baby. So sweet! How cute.

The two of you are a pain in my neck!

I'll never spare you!

Earlier you would say, you'll never leave me.

Just the tone

and the meaning of the words have changed now.

Look who's here. - Greetings.

How are you, Ahana?

We have brought sweets for all of you, especially for Ahana.

Why? Haven't we eaten sweets before?

What are you saying? They are our guests. Give it to me, please.

Tomorrow is Diwali.

A daughter-in-law is the Goddess of Wealth.

Prayers cannot be offered without her.

She is not going out on Diwali.

Mr. Kapoor. - Don't worry.

Ayaan and the constable are here, everything will be fine.

We will celebrate Diwali. - What are you saying? Let me talk.

Ahana, it's Diwali. You have to come home.

No way. My daughter will not step into that house.

We're celebrating your pregnancy.

I want my baby there, not you.

We can celebrate here. - Here? Only an abortion is done here.

Not celebration. We're going there for the festival, got it?

Hello? Hi. Of course, the evening party is fixed.

No party. If you come over, you'll go home limping.

How dare you talk to my friend like that?

It's just the beginning. Just watch.

What's that girl's number? - Girl? She's a woman.

She's been divorced four times.

Call her up. I'll teach her a lesson.

Here it is.

I'm Rammi, Pammi. I'm here.

I'm here too. I called you.

Tonight, we're celebrating. We'll play cards, drink liquor.

Why don't you call all your friends? Let them come here.

I'll thrash them. All of them will go home limping!

Pammi, this is ridiculous. He's bullying me. Grave insult.

Constable, can't you see him misbehaving?

Why are you quiet?

Ma'am, I don't need to see, I can hear everything.

It's a family matter, off my limits.

I'm a lawman, how can I interfere?

Correct.

Mom, I know him too well.

He does what he says.

I'd rather go with him. - Correct.

Bless you.

Be happy, dear.

Happy Diwali.

Eat. - Rammi wins rummy - Oh no!

Smoke. The stink! - You've lost half a million, Pammi.

What's going on here? - Gambling, sir.

Gambling is illegal. Is this a house or a club?

Night club. - Ahana, my goddess of wealth.

Now watch how I win. Come on, dear.

Goddess of wealth, go upstairs. The smoke is harmful for my baby.

I said, go up.

Constable. - Yes.

Where's the phone?

Hello, police station? Hi, Inspector Sukhwinder, Sukhi.

So people are boozing and gambling away on Diwali!

Salutations, sir. - It's okay.

Who are you? - Sir, he's the complainant.

So what are you doing here? Go and relax.

No tension. - All right.

Come here.

What are you folks doing here?

What were you doing? - Who invited you here?

I've a warrant against the person who invited all of you here.

Give me a name.

Get Pammi and Rammi here.

Ms. Pammi and Ms. Rammi!

Come here, come to me. - Let's go.

Come, stand in front of me. Ma'am, I've a score to settle with you.

Come here. Come here, I say!

Harvinder, make them stand in a queue and hit them thrice.

Thrice it is, sir! Look there.. There, and up there.

One more. - Now, it's Pammi's turn.

Take this. And this..

C'mon!

Listen, please save me. - What are you doing, ma'am?

Leave me. - Harvinder, tell her. We can't see a woman cry.

I hate tears.

Sir, let's forgive them. - We'll do that.

It's good that you said sorry or else I was pretty confused

about which lock up would we take so many people to.

Call the man of the house! - I was a man once..

But after my marriage, I've become like them.

But what have I done? - The problem with you

is that you didn't do anything.

If you had kept your wife under control

we wouldn't have had to come here today.

Isn't it, Harvinder? - It's difficult to control, sir.

I got it.

Heed my advice. Slap your wife four times a week

and she'll be fine.

Listen, I'm in a hurry, I'm busy.

I want to conduct a raid at yet another place.

You handle the matter with care.

Okay? - Sir.

The advice I gave you is precious. Remember it.

Let me through. - Move.

First, you go to your husband.

She's been divorced four times.

Ready, sir?

It's a six!

Stupid!

I'll get you out this time.

It's a four! - Idiots!

Pammi, your troubles are increasing by the day due to them.

I know that, but it's only for another ten days.

Once Ahana delivers, he will leave with the child.

Mom.

Mom. - Yes dear?

The pain is terrible. - Not to worry.

Still ten days for the delivery, I spoke to the doctor this morning.

No, Mom. It's hurting badly.

Ahana, it's not labour pain, I know.

Take a pain-killer and go to bed.

Such a mother ought to be killed.

Ahana.

Ahana!

Hospital. - It hurts!

Oh, my God! Come.. - Move, don't waste time.

Go in, and you'll be out in ten minutes with the baby.

And the marks vanish in a couple of months.

Why is she talking about a Caesarean?

Let me find out.

Doctor.. Is it normal? - Yes, it's normal.

Brother. - Yes.

What's the difference between normal delivery and Caesarean?

Quiet. - Rahul, in Caesarean

they slit the stomach.

And normal? - Well, without slitting the stomach.

Without slitting the stomach? How?

Let me give you the screenplay.. - Quiet, Karan.

And you too. You are blabbering a lot.

This is not our house, it's a hospital. Just stay quiet.

The baby is born! I've become an uncle! - The star is here.

So sweet.

Where's the baby? - Outside, with your husband.

Nirmala, fetch the baby. - Right, ma'am.

How are you, Ahana?

Doctor, they are taking the baby away.

Hello! Excuse me.

Where are you taking the baby away without her mother?

We have divorced. The court has given me the baby's custody.

But how can a new-born baby survive without her mother?

This is my mother. She has raised four kids.

My grandma has raised five kids. Don't worry, we'll take care of her.

You will raise the baby, no doubt. But for God's sake

the baby must be fed breast-milk for at least two months.

Else, it could adversely affect the mother's health.

It is imperative to feed her breast-milk for at least two months.

Only two months? - Yes.

All right.

Doctor, I need to talk to you. - What?

Before that, please ask her to go out.

He's insulting me. Why should I go out?

No problem, we'll go away.

It is for your daughter's good. Please go out.

Okay.

Doctor, I'll forget everything.

It's fine if she feeds the baby.

But on one condition. She will stay in my house and feed the baby.

That's because, it's a baby girl

and we have to send her away someday.

I don't want any trait of her mother

or her grandmother's in her.

I don't want any man to suffer like me. Because, Doctor..

Okay. You can feed the baby anywhere you wish.

But it's a must for the mother to feed the baby.

That's your point, Doctor. Ask her if she'd like to feed the baby.

They are very figure conscious. The whole family.

She has already aborted a baby. - Ayaan..

If she wants to be in good health, she will have to feed the baby

wherever you like. - Right.

Ahana. - Yes, Mom.

What are you doing? - Nothing, just feeding the baby.

Are you out of your mind? Do you want to ruin your figure?

Put the baby on bottle-milk.

What happened?

Nothing. Mom, call me after five minutes.

Okay? - Okay.

No, sir. I can't give you my baby!

Listen. - No! He's my life.

He is the apple of my eyes.

Don't tear us apart, please!

We're not setting you apart.

We want to give him a better future.

Give him to me - No, sir.

A kid is happy only when he is with his mother.

I'll even beg to feed him.

But I won't sell my baby.

Rahul.

My child, it's been 25 years since my marriage.

I did your mother's bidding

tolerated insults, although I hated it.

Do you know why?

Only for the sake of my daughter, for her happiness, for her future.

But what are you doing for your own off-spring?

She's your blood, a part of you.

Are you trying to buy momentary happiness by disowning her?

You have only adopted your mother's traits.

Not a single quality of your father.

Do you know what love means?

Love is sacrifice.

At times, I feel you never loved Ayaan.

Because those in love don't hate like you do, my child.

One is never happy without love and children.

If you aren't happy

this father of yours

will die.

Yes, dear.

You must always take a hot water bath - My darling baby.

A hot water bath for my child. - He's enjoying it.

Get the towel, quick.

Listen. - Yes. I'm here.

Quick. Lay it first.

It's my first time. I need practice - Hurry up.

Talcum powder? - Yes.

The other one.

She's crying.. I think, she's hungry.

Mom! Milk.

Let me carry her.

Ahana, she is famished. - Anju, I think

we must put her on artificial milk. What say?

At least the kid will survive after Ahana leaves.

What happened, baby? Don't cry.

Come.

Did you feed her? Give her here. Come to aunt, baby.

Let's go and play with grandma.

My baby, you're my life.

Mom just wants to tell you

that she loves you dearly. My baby!

How'd you know? I never got an opportunity to love you.

No, don't cry, my baby.

Don't cry before your mother, don't punish me..

Ayaan, why are you doing this? - My baby, this punishment is bearable.

Whatever your mummy said right now, cast it out of your mind.

Because when you grow up and you have a baby girl

I wouldn't want you to cry with her on your lap.

Do you know what that'll mean?

It'll mean that you could never become a good wife

and a good daughter-in-law.

Sir, a registered letter for you. Sign here, please.

Thank you.

The Divorce papers.

Ayaan!

Ayaan..

From now on, my baby will drink this. - Listen..

Ayaan. - I'll call her.

It's time for your mother to stop feeding you.

I'll call your grandmother.

Come and take your daughter away.

Ahana.

Ayaan, her parents are here, let me..

Ahana, dear!

Mother-in-law.

I'm sorry. - Skip the act.

You wanted divorce, didn't you? The documents are here, we're divorced.

You have no right over this family, over me or this baby anymore.

Please go away.

Please forgive me. I don't want to go.

Forgive her, Ayaan. - Forgive me, Mom. I can't.

Ayaan, forgive.. - Look, Grandma.

If she stays in this house, this house will never see happiness.

Because she doesn't know that our happiness is in making others happy

One earns respect by respecting elders.

Her mother never taught her that.

Don't set me and my baby apart. - What?

You can't stay away from a baby who's not even three months old.

And you tried to separate

a thirty-year old man from his mother and family!

Ayaan, the forgiver is greater than the punisher.

Karan, I don't want to be great.

Only the one who's hurt, feels the pain.

Know what's the greatest problem in my marriage?

That stupid diary! The one I read.

What was written in it anyway?

My favourite colour, my favourite hill-station!

Had you written that you wanted

a husband like your father

I'd never have married you.

Why am I crying? For whom?

For her? For the one who called my daughter filthy-blood?

No! - Go to your good breed.

Dear. What are you doing? - Please.

Forgive me, Ayaan.

Ayaan.

Make her an actress, a model, get her married to a rich man.

Let's go, dear. Your mother is still alive.

You don't need to grovel before anyone or care about anyone.

Give her one last chance.

She has realised now.

No, sir. Do you see what your silence has earned?

I told you, when you need me the most

I won't be with you. Remember? Here you are.

Get out! - Come, nobody understands you here.

No one can understand you folks anywhere in India.

Ayaan.. - Sir. - Let's go. - Please, sir. Thank you.

Aren't you ashamed? C'mon! - My baby!

My baby..

Mom, my baby..

Why is she crying? - She needs her mother.

Are you crying for the mother who didn't even want you to be born?

Ayaan, you are thirty now, yet you can't stay away from your mother.

And she's not even three months old.

How can she stay without her mother?

You don't love Ahana, fine. But you do love your daughter.

At least for the sake of your daughter bring her back. Go!

Mom, do you think I don't love Ahana?

I love her dearly. A few days

without her husband and baby

and she'll realise her mistake. - She has realised her mistake.

She has been punished for it. I've seen it in her eyes.

She didn't want to go. Go and bring her back, Ayaan.

You know, I've found a boy for you in America, Ahana.

I have told him everything, about your marriage as well as the baby.

Everything. - Stop the car, Mom! - Why?

I say, stop! - Are you insane, Ahana?

Why should I stop? - Stop, or I'll jump.

Stop, Ahana. Don't be crazy.

Enough. I'm going.

Don't be crazy, Ahana. Get in the car.

I can't live without my baby.

Forget her. Didn't you see that fellow's attitude?

He insulted you and kicked you out! And you want to go back there?

Mom, whether he accepts me or not..

I'd rather die than step into your house.

Ahana! - Let me go, Mom.

Let her go. - What rubbish! Are you in your senses?

How dare you!

Foolish woman! In a marriage

for the sake of the family's happiness

one of us has to restrain and compromise.

I did. For the sake of my family.

And you. How could you take my silence to be my weakness?

But I won't stay quiet today!

It's a question of my daughter's life.

Are you a mother?

You are destroying your daughter's marriage with your own hands!

You ought to be ashamed.

Get this clear.

It's all over between you and me. Finished!

No! - Shut up! Ahana, go back to your house.

I'll go back to mine. - No! Please forgive me.

I've committed a grave mistake. I was wrong.

But please don't leave me.

I can't live without you. - Shut up and do one thing.

Get into the car quietly. - Yes. - Go and sit in the car.

Mom.

When you are not willing to leave your husband and daughter

how can you compel me to drop my husband and daughter?

Ahana. - Why did you do this, Mom?

Why?

Enough. Get in.

Hi, Pammi. What are you doing? Serving your husband?

Don't bore me. Aren't you dressing up for the party?

Get out! And don't step into my house again.

Stop kidding. Get ready.

Didn't you hear her? Want to try me out? Get lost!

She's back I guess.

I told you..

Son-in-law! Please come.

Where's Ahana, sir?

Please call her.

She didn't go to your house? She said, she'd rather die

than step into this house again. If she..

Where's Ahana then?

Why did you come alone? - Where's Ahana?

I don't know where she went.

Where's my baby, Mom?

Why have you come here?

For my baby.

Listen.

What is it?

I mean.. For another baby.

I'm sorry, I slapped you.

Forgive me, it was my mistake.

May I say something? - What?

I'm convinced, really.

You won't ever leave me alone, will you?

Never in my life.

I love you.

Marriage has got to be mind-blowing.

"Neither was there anything"

"nor will there be anything"

"more important"

"than you."

"Neither was I in love"

"nor will I fall in love"

"with anyone else"

"other than you."