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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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You'll create and brand
your own soft drink.
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-Yeah!
-Action.
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Is your blood sugar low?
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[burp]
[both laugh]
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Utica.
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I didn't exactly know
what your soda did.
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Tina Burner.
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-What I'm getting from you...
-Hell, yeah!
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..was a bit of predictability.
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-Rosé.
-The commercial is textbook.
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And it was funny.
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Symone.
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It's a branding challenge,
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and I can
still see your logo.
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Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.
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Rosé, you are also the winner
of this week's challenge.
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[cheering]
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Utica, shantay you stay.
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Tina, my dear,
sashay away.
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-Oh, Tina.
-Tina.
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My Tina Burn-turn.
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Tina just went home.
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It's heartbreaking,
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because Tina has been
such a great sister
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in this competition.
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Tina!
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She won our hearts.
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I fully thought
that I was going home.
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When RuPaul called my name,
I was shook.
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And I feel
really bad about it
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because I...
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I think Tina deserves
to stay more than I do.
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And she's so awesome.
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You know, like, it hurt me
to see her go home.
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But for me, it feels
really good to lip sync
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and, like I had
a lot of fun with Tina there.
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What did you guys think?
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Utica is so confusing.
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She'll full lip sync
for her life,
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and come back, like, sobbing,
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But then
when you ask her about it,
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she's, like, it was such
an honor to lip sync.
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I love lip syncing so much.
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And you're, like, hmm?
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You made a really
interesting choice.
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You played a character in that,
and it served you well.
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I'm not gonna sit here
and tell you,
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oh, girl,
you slayed the lip sync
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when I don't think you did.
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I thought Tina slayed
that fucking lip sync.
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Well, we're gonna miss you.
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Love you, Tinta Burnter.
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I cannot believe I sent
the great Tina Burner home.
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I will say I am tapping
myself on the back.
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Tina is so talented
and so established
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and mama booted her off
the pedestal. So aah!
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I think we might have
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a new lip sync assassin
on our hands. [laughs]
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Well, we all fit
on the couches now.
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Miss double win.
The two winners.
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-Congrats, you guys.
-That's stunning.
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Listen, I think we all thought
that you were gonna win this,
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and well deserved.
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But it gags me
that I won it, too.
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Maybe next time
it'll be a triple win.
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I wanna win so fucking bad.
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Tina's now gone, so Kandy's
the lone competitor
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who hasn't had a win.
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Like, red flag.
Alert. SOS.
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Being now the top six,
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safe is just
not cutting it anymore.
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There is no more safe.
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It's like if you're not in
the top, you're in the bottom.
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Bitch, that crown
is right there in the middle,
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and we're all, like...
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So as we're winding down
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to the end
of this competition,
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my strategy is I just wanna
put my best foot forward
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and I want to trip everyone
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so I can get to the top.
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Bring on the crown.
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Oh-ho!
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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RuPaul; The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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and a cash prize of $100.000.
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With extra-special guest judge
Loni Love.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best woman ♪
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♪ Best woman win ♪
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[cheering]
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Yes!
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So it is a new day,
and I am so excited.
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I just got my fourth win
in this competition.
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It feels great.
We're in the home stretch.
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But it's also like this is still
RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Anything can happen.
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[alarm]
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-Okay, let's get it going.
-Ooh, girl!
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She done already
done had herses.
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Good girls finish last.
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-Oh?
-So who you gonna be?
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Miss Goody Two Shoes
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or hell on heels?
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I'll meet your ass
at the parking lot.
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Oh.
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I'm ready. [laughs]
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Hello, hello, hello.
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[cheering]
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My queens,
for today's mini-challenge,
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you need to star
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in your own live
makeup tutorial
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on how to create
the perfect glam selfie.
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Yes.
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And lucky you
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gets to feature
the new Norvina palette
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from Anastasia Beverly Hills.
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Werk.
[applause]
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Oh, and here's the best part.
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You'll be doing it in pairs.
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One of you will be the face,
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and one of you
will be her arms.
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-Werk.
-Yes.
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Okay, queens, partner up.
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-We're together?
-I'd love to.
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[laughs]
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Okay, you've got 10 minutes
to get into quick drag.
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No, wait. 9 1/2 minutes.
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Go!
[screaming]
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I could really use Tina
right now,
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'cause I need some beard cover.
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[all laugh]
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Queens, say hello
to the president
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills,
Norvina.
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Norvina, thank you
for supplying
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all of this season's
gorgeous cosmetics.
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My pleasure.
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All right.
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Remember, the queen
with the funniest face wins.
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Hit it.
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Hello to all of my friends,
fans, and followers.
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Of course it is me,
your girl Samantha.
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We are trying out the Norvina
collection right here.
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I want to start
with some loose setting powder.
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Okay, we've got
a lot of this.
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Okay, so we've got
this lovely--uh-huh.
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[all laugh]
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Okay. Mm-hmm.
This is great.
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So now it looks like
I wanna do a nice tangerine.
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[both laugh]
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And start
with this base. Ow.
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Wow. [laughs]
Feels good.
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And I'm gonna finish that off
with some green. Wow.
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Okay, on the other side.
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We've got two lipsticks here.
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Just add it right in there.
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And remember, you can
always overdraw your lips
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for a sexy, pouty look.
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So I'm just gonna
overdraw over here.
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I'm just gonna use
this lipstick
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to actually--oops, okay.
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Why not
make the glue colorful?
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That is fantastic.
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I'm feeling
absolutely stun-alina
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with my Norvina.
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I think we have our new slogan.
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Mmm.
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Symone and Olivia Lux.
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I'll be showing you
how to go from plain Jane
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to the ebony enchantress.
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We gonna go
right in this eye,
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this eye right here.
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Whoa. Uh, right--yes!
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Then we're gonna go
underneath the eye apparently.
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How do you accomplish
the perfect smokey eye?
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Well, let me show you
right now.
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We're gonna start from the chin.
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Right on this lovely jawline.
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Ru, this is exactly
how we test our makeup
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at headquarters.
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Really? So no animals,
just drag queens.
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-Exactly.
-Pow, baby!
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All right, Gottmik and Utica.
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Hello, my little
gorgalintresses.
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Lately I've seen some really
fucking nasty-ass selfies,
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so I'm here to show you
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how to beat your face
for the gods
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and get the correct selfie.
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[all laugh]
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Already it's hilarious
because Utica's arms
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are like that.
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And...I'm gonna do it now.
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Yes, there we go.
[all laugh]
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Test out the powder, making sure
it's a real good consist--
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[all laugh]
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Just roll that on.
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To finish off this look,
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we're gonna grab eyelash glue
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to really bring
everything together.
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[all laugh]
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Grab my lips again.
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If you glue your lips,
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doesn't it look like
I'm a genuine cow?
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[laughs]
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And pose.
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[laughs]
I think it's cute.
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Seems like
a normal Gottmik thing.
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[all laugh]
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Norvina, please do the honors.
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The winners of
this week's challenge are...
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Rosé and Kandy.
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[cheers and applause]
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You've each won
$2.500 worth
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics.
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-Oh, werk!
-Thank you.
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Queens, thank you
for trying my new palette.
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Now, Norvina,
as an extra-special surprise,
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Kandy and Rosé
are gonna do your makeup.
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Oh!
[all laugh]
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I hear my Uber.
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Ladykins, we live in a time
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when a simple act of kindness
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can go a long, long way.
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But there's always room
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for a little bit
of well-executed shade.
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Am I right?
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So for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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we're throwing
a Nice Girls Roast.
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-Yes!
-[laughs]
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Pig optional.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
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I don't know anything
about roasts.
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I've never been to a roast.
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I do not wanna roast,
bottom line.
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And the nice girls
you'll be roasting
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are three
Miss Congeniality winners.
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Joining us live
and in person will be
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Heidi N Closet...
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[all laugh]
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America's sweetheart
Nina West...
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[all laugh]
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And the forever fan favorite
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and face mask pioneer,
Valentina.
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[cheers and applause]
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"I'd like
to keep it on, please."
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She was right, I was wrong.
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There.
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Growth, RuPaul, growth.
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Thank you, Dr. Fauci.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, and Rosé and Kandy,
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since you won
the mini-challenge,
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you get to decide the order
that the queens will perform.
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-Ooh.
-Ooh.
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best drag queen win.
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[applause]
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00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,966
Lord have mercy, help me!
262
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,168
Child, I'm not funny.
263
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,569
Honey, this is not the gig.
264
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,274
Roasting up a storm.
265
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,310
It's getting hot in here, baby.
It's a roast.
266
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,113
Our maxi-challenge is...
♪ Ba ba bum ba ba ba ♪
267
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,314
a fucking roast.
268
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,149
Kandy, should we talk first?
269
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,284
Yeah, let's break off.
270
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:54,053
Kandy and I
get to pick the order.
271
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,488
That is fucking iconic,
272
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,825
because your placement
in a roast lineup
273
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,860
can make or break you.
274
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:05,298
So seeing all the girls
that are left, and us two--
275
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,233
Well, we get to decide
where we go, like, down.
276
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,736
The first question is
when do you wanna go?
277
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,638
So often in this competition,
278
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,940
girls have the authority and
they forget about themselves.
279
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,843
No, bitch, me and Kandy
are going for ourselves first.
280
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,613
The coveted spots usually
are the first and the last.
281
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,917
I don't know.
I kinda wanna, like, open.
282
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,485
Why do you wanna open?
283
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,653
I feel like I can
come out really strong,
284
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,289
set the bar really high
with energy
285
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,790
and, you know, be really shady.
286
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,225
I also would love to open
287
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,494
and set the tone,
set the energy.
288
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,461
I don't know. I definitely
do not wanna close.
289
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,863
You don't wanna close.
290
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,698
I'm not witty enough to write
my own jokes on the spot,
291
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,668
so if any bitch says my jokes
throughout the roast,
292
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,102
I'm gonna be like, oop.
293
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,972
That's why if I go first,
I don't gotta worry about that.
294
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,641
I do my job
and keep it stepping.
295
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,177
Like, I know you are really--
296
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,246
like, just basing it off
of your winning challenge,
297
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,448
you're really good
with the jokes,
298
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,750
and you can hold any placement.
299
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,054
Tea, but, I mean, the last
has a bit more pressure.
300
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,057
I could close.
I could close.
301
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,858
Rosé, oh, my God, it's risky.
302
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,527
Take a fucking risk, bitch.
303
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,195
We're at the end.
This is the top six.
304
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,998
Don't fucking play safe.
Girl, go last.
305
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,733
So fuck it,
I'm going last.
306
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,668
We should be responsible for
making the night feel good, too.
307
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,503
Like, let's say
I were to open, right,
308
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:18,504
and Gottmik
were to be in the middle,
309
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,506
and then you were to close,
310
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,541
the energy stays put
throughout the entire night.
311
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,842
I like that idea.
312
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,079
You wanna kind of keep the show
high at the beginning,
313
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,948
high in the middle,
and high at the end.
314
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,617
You know, you don't wanna
have a boring-ass show.
315
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,452
All right, girlies.
316
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,455
So we decided
I'll open the show.
317
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,023
[gasps]
318
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,459
-Symone will be second.
-Okay.
319
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,361
Utica will be third.
320
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,562
Cute.
321
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,932
-Mik will be after Utica.
-Killing it.
322
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,736
Then Olivia,
and Rosé will close out.
323
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,304
-Oh.
-All right.
324
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,438
Y'all was in the corner
325
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,607
and y'all thought
to put y'all selves
326
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,510
in the two most challenging
places in this roast?
327
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,778
All right, bitch.
328
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,047
Hey, listen,
if you wanna do it,
329
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,249
you wanna put it on yourself,
hey, have at it, honey,
330
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,283
'cause it ain't me.
331
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,351
So do it, honey.
332
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,186
We're having ourselves a roast.
333
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,755
Werk, babies.
334
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,357
The L.A. ho's
need to represent.
335
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,825
We do.
336
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:13,826
I do not wanna fucking roast.
337
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,395
I do not wanna roast.
338
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,331
I know. Literally saying that
was my exact thought process.
339
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,734
But here we are,
and now we have to make it work.
340
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,102
I'm a little nervous
about myself.
341
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,470
The only roasts I've seen
342
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,339
are the ones
in my mama's crockpot,
343
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:30,410
so this is a new experience.
344
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,611
I know there are girls here
345
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,047
who are, like,
just naturally funnier.
346
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,049
I must deliver.
347
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,052
This is definitely gonna be
a challenge for me,
348
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,953
because I definitely think
I have a problem
349
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,523
with being too, like,
sweet with things.
350
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,059
Really? Sweet?
Have you ever been sweet?
351
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,461
I think I'm gonna end up
doing well.
352
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,363
I think I'm gonna do well.
353
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,599
It's not my thing, but who's
to say what's my thing?
354
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,101
-[laughs]
-Get it!
355
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,602
I'm very confident
356
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,905
that you're gonna do very well
in this challenge.
357
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,809
I think I'm the most worried
about Olivia in this challenge.
358
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,777
She is so delightful,
359
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,914
but you need to be savage
in a roast.
360
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:11,984
[both laugh]
Nina's shoulders so wide...
361
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,253
[whispering]
362
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,521
[laughs]
363
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,656
Oh, that's good!
364
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,562
[Rosé laughs]
365
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,230
Okay.
366
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,766
I'm just reciting over
this lovely material.
367
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,334
Oh, I cannot wait, my love.
368
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,203
Baby, give yourself life.
369
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,971
Oh, I need a can of Liv(e)
from Olivia.
370
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,206
You'll be in the bottom.
371
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,941
I was safe.
372
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,609
You would know.
373
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,078
You would also know,
the one that has the most safe.
374
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,414
Most safe?
You mean most top?
375
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,916
I mean, you could
be in the bottom
376
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,785
or in the top all you want.
377
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,754
Neither of you are gonna win.
378
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:48,955
Kandy, let's not focus
on winning
379
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,323
until you can win something,
baby, okay?
380
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,624
[all laugh]
Excuse me.
381
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,025
I won two mini-challenges.
382
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,528
Baby, that's the only thing
mini about you, baby, okay?
383
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,029
[all laugh]
384
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,965
-Wow.
-You are quick, bitch.
385
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,600
Yeah, she gonna
be quick to exit.
386
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,635
[all laugh]
387
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,636
I'm a little bit nervous,
388
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,037
because I've done
a roast before,
389
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,372
and it wasn't so great.
390
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,474
But I love reading
these bitches,
391
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,144
so I'm ready to do this roast,
392
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:15,181
and I'm ready to finally win
a fucking maxi-challenge, okay?
393
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,852
-Hi!
-Hey, Kandy girl.
394
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,889
It is time to meet
with the comedy coaches,
395
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,691
Miss Michelle Visage
and Loni Love.
396
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,692
Are you ready to roast?
397
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,895
I'm ready to do something.
398
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,097
[both laugh]
Let's do this!
399
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,465
Give it to me.
400
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,466
Aah! Okay.
401
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,168
So for Valentina,
402
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,335
I was gonna say something
along these lines.
403
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,471
Like, well, I think
it's pretty funny
404
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,240
that we're doing a roast
for the Miss Congeniality,
405
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,676
seeing that we have
a Miss Cunt-geniality
406
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,011
with us here tonight.
407
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,445
Right.
408
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,747
Is that too harsh?
409
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,048
It's not too harsh.
410
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,417
I just don't know
if the TV land people
411
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,053
are gonna let
the word "cunt".
412
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,055
Hence "charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent."
413
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,323
Probably not, right?
414
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,059
And you don't wanna be bleeped
your whole thing.
415
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,761
Right, right, right, right.
416
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,130
Also, make sure we hear those.
417
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,766
Make sure we understand
what you're saying.
418
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,303
I'm trying so hard
to enunciate my words,
419
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,938
because sometimes, you know,
420
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,306
my little Bronx accent
comes out, bitch,
421
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,607
and I'm talking so fast
422
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,975
you can't understand
what the fuck I'm saying.
423
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,877
But just slow it down
so we can hear it.
424
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,212
Okay, okay.
425
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,247
-Hi!
-Hey, Gottmik.
426
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,716
-Are you ready to roast?
-No.
427
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,852
It was actually the number one
challenge going into this.
428
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,454
I was like, if they
have me roast, I'm gonna die.
429
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:31,557
All right. Well, I'm ready
to see what you got.
430
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,060
Okay.
431
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,629
Love.
432
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,164
This is gonna be me onstage,
going through the roast.
433
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,100
I know.
Where is it, Gottmik?
434
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,736
So maybe we start...
435
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,804
Start with the honorees.
436
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,039
Yeah, let's start
with the honorees.
437
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,442
I have one that's kind of
Kandy and Valentina,
438
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,977
so I was gonna
kind of go to Kandy,
439
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:55,314
and be, like, Kandy Muse...
440
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,049
Mm-hmm.
441
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,119
Kandy, girl, you've
lip synced more times
442
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,855
than Valentina has attempted
to block the words "Rent Live"
443
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,990
on social media.
444
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,025
[laughs]
445
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,361
-Okay.
-That's funny.
446
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,730
-That's funny.
-That's hilarious!
447
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,099
Okay. Good to know.
448
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,166
Let's hear what else you have.
449
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,401
So I wanna say something like,
450
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,571
we don't all have
our brand given to us
451
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,172
the day we were born.
452
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,208
Michelle popped out
and the doctor smacked her ass
453
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,809
to see if she was alive,
454
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,445
and the word "whore"
just popped right out.
455
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,980
That's cute.
You got some good stuff.
456
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,383
What we don't wanna hear
is, "um, okay,"
457
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,384
"because what I was gonna say."
458
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,286
-We don't want that.
-No.
459
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,520
Because if you think
it's not funny
460
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,454
and you kind of apologize
when you deliver it,
461
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,455
it won't be funny.
462
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,823
No.
463
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,859
-Olivia Lux!
-What up?
464
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,093
How are you today?
465
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,129
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little nervous today.
466
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,799
I think sometimes
I am a little, like, too nice.
467
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,734
Yeah. We all know
how nice you are.
468
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,069
That's what
we fall in love with,
469
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,205
your smile and your curly hair
and your sassy attitude.
470
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,075
So I think if you could
surprise the crap out of us
471
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,278
with some hard-hitting jokes,
it would be really fab.
472
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,947
Okay, let's do it.
473
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,749
Nina West wanted to be on
Drag Race so bad
474
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,618
she auditioned 28 times,
475
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,086
and there's only been
13 seasons.
476
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,555
Okay.
477
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,391
Valentina spends over six hours
doing her face,
478
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,027
two of which are her looking
at herself in the mirror,
479
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,729
singing
I Will Always Love You,
480
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,431
but still, six hours.
481
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,274
All I hear is crickets.
I'm, like...
482
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,610
Give me one for Loni.
483
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,314
I wanna talk about
your engineering degree.
484
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,184
-But is that funny?
-Um...
485
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:41,087
Okay. Tough audience.
486
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,056
We know you could do cute,
so we just need more.
487
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,827
You can use that cuteness
to, you know, eh, stab 'em.
488
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,995
You could, you know, shank 'em.
489
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,964
-We need more funny.
-Believe in yourself.
490
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,369
After this rehearsal,
I got a lot of work to do.
491
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,405
"Molly, you in danger, girl."
492
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,407
Very much so.
493
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:04,577
Rosé! So why don't we start
with the honorees?
494
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,014
Nina West is here,
which is no surprise,
495
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,149
seeing as Nina
could be sitting in Texas
496
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,386
while her shoulders
are in Arkansas and Louisiana.
497
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,620
[both laugh]
498
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,522
Nina West's shoulders
are so wide
499
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,892
that she makes Tina Burner
look like Valentina.
500
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,327
[both laugh]
501
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,195
Heidi's actually
really, really thirsty.
502
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,530
My boyfriend
actually at one point
503
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,499
had to send her
a cease-and-desist.
504
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,500
-Ooh!
-Yeah.
505
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,968
It wasn't nearly as complicated
506
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,303
as when her makeup brushes
sent her a restraining order.
507
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,772
[laughs]
Oh, my goodness.
508
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,441
And that's about as far
as I've gotten in my flow.
509
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,043
Really good.
Find a way to shorten that.
510
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,111
-Sure.
-Because it's so funny.
511
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:43,382
Your punches are so punchy
and good and hard.
512
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,151
Yeah, you seem
really prepared, Rosé.
513
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,819
I can't wait to see it.
514
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,387
Okay, well, thank you so much.
515
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,889
It's gonna be a good show.
516
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,858
Cheers. After the coaching,
I'm feeling really confident,
517
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,327
and it feels great.
518
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,463
Look at me. I'm holding
the microphone right now. Damn.
519
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,598
-Hey, hey, Symone-yay.
-Hey, y'all.
520
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,901
Are you ready to roast,
babydoll?
521
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,202
I'm a little nervous to do it,
522
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,237
'cause I've never done
a roast before.
523
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,639
-Take it as far as you can.
-Okay.
524
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,008
If it's not funny,
we'll tell you.
525
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,643
All right,
I'm gonna start with Nina.
526
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,478
I'm so happy you could
join us tonight.
527
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:16,082
You know, I know that the bridge
has been a little, you know--
528
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,517
less people been walking
across in these hard times.
529
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,120
But now that
you're here with us,
530
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,722
I guess it's you're welcome.
531
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,459
-Explain that.
-Troll under the bridge.
532
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,260
Oh! Okay. Wait, we're gonna
have to explain that,
533
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,395
so I would lose that.
534
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,963
-Lose that one?
-Yeah.
535
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,331
Let's hear what else you got.
536
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:37,403
Thank you, Kandy, for that
marvelous introduction.
537
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,938
It's from Hocus Pocus.
It's my favorite movie.
538
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,740
Oh, okay. Great.
539
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,641
But tell me something,
my love.
540
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,344
When you were standing alone
in the back of the stage
541
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,246
looking at all the girls
who've won a challenge,
542
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:52,017
did it remind you of being
in VIP or alone in VIP?
543
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,553
Because it was the, um,
the meme--
544
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,621
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
545
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,791
-I think you're an overthinker.
-Yes.
546
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,459
When you're thinking about this,
and it's a meme,
547
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,528
and it's a movie,
you don't need that.
548
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:03,896
Always better to go
right for the jugular.
549
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,231
Go right to it, yeah.
550
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,298
Because it was, like, long.
551
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,733
-You just wanna hit 'em.
-Yeah.
552
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,669
Be Symone. Use that character
to tell your joke.
553
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,670
Okay.
554
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,405
-Hey!
-Hey, Utica!
555
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,407
[both laugh]
556
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,475
Are you excited?
557
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,477
-I am excited, yes.
-Okay.
558
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,079
I know
you're gentle by nature.
559
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,515
Do you think you can
roast these beasts?
560
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,383
Underneath, I think there is
561
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,119
a bubbling evil exterior--
uh, interior.
562
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,888
Good. Fantastic.
563
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,991
So, RuPaul,
you have been bonkers
564
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,894
over Symone
in this competition.
565
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,363
You know, I think you both could
make a really good couple.
566
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,198
You know, Symone and Pumbaa.
567
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,136
Pumbaa? Pumbaa,
you know, like, Lion King.
568
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,804
What? [laughs]
569
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,940
It's not a funny joke, Utica.
570
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,941
Have you seen Lion King?
571
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,611
Yes! I have children, Utica!
572
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,747
You sure do look like it.
573
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,185
Let's hear what you got
for Nina.
574
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,287
All right, Nina West.
575
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,657
[howls and growls]
576
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,725
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you could speak whale.
577
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,863
You like that, Loni?
Can you speak whale, too?
578
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,633
Very mean. Very, very mean.
579
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,070
I wouldn't do this.
580
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,439
That could be very offensive.
581
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,840
Does that trigger you?
582
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,511
Does it?
Whales? Manatees?
583
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,512
Does Dumbo
ring a bell to you?
584
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,513
No, I'm just kidding.
585
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,881
Wow.
586
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,416
[laughs]
587
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:31,517
It's harsh.
588
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:36,155
Even though it's a roast,
it still has to be funny.
589
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,825
Just mean doesn't work,
you know what I mean?
590
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:42,127
My taste level
when it comes to humor
591
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:45,164
is I love
when it's just accurate.
592
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,566
Like, I love, like,
really good observations
593
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,202
and just a little bit
of truth to it.
594
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,303
Just think it through
595
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,372
of what is funny
and what is mean.
596
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,874
Mean never works.
597
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,175
Yeah.
598
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,643
Okay, Utica, you got
some work to do,
599
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,946
so we're gonna release you
to go get to it.
600
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,681
-Thank you.
-Good luck, Utica.
601
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,918
-Bye now.
-That's gonna be complicated.
602
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,419
Yeah.
603
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,388
Eew.
604
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,856
[laughs]
605
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:11,857
-Cronk.
-How'd it go?
606
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,326
Utica.
607
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,562
I made a Lion King joke,
608
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,498
and Michelle was like,
"I don't get it."
609
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:20,833
It was so funny.
610
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,701
Michelle was looking
at Loni like,
611
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:25,371
"What the fuck's happening?
What's happening?"
612
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,039
But, no, it was
a really good time.
613
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,941
Oh, so you feel the same way
614
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,442
you felt during Snatch Game
and your commercial?
615
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,745
[all laugh]
616
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,314
Utica's biggest weakness
right now
617
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,482
is that Utica does not agree
618
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,118
with anything the judges
have been telling her.
619
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,821
She thinks that her art
is just the peak of life.
620
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,157
♪ I'm a dumb bitch ♪
621
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,960
I think I'm gonna do really well
in this challenge.
622
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,428
I have some pretty strong jokes,
623
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,630
and this is gonna be
authentically me,
624
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:55,134
and I'm ready to make
this roast a blast.
625
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,973
-Whoo-hoo!
-Let's get this roast a-cookin'!
626
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,608
Roast day, bitch!
627
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,045
We are back in the werkroom,
and it is time to roast, baby.
628
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,613
Who's hungry for a roast?
629
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,781
[laughs]
630
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,350
I am feeling better
than I did yesterday.
631
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:14,286
However, you can prepare
as much as you want,
632
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,855
but when the lights, the camera,
the action come on,
633
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,223
it is anyone's game.
634
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,591
Yo, and it's gonna go past
really quick,
635
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,193
because there's
only fucking six of us.
636
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,895
Which could be
a very good thing for us
637
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,163
or a very bad thing for us.
638
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,731
Baby, it's gonna be
a bad one for you.
639
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:26,732
Huh?
640
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,901
-Uh-oh, shots fired.
-[laughs]
641
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,071
The roast is absolutely
not anyone's game.
642
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,707
There are stronger roasters
in here than others.
643
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,575
I know that the strong points
644
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:39,511
are gonna be Kandy,
Gottmik, and myself.
645
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:43,349
Baby, I'm about to look
like a fucking woman today.
646
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:44,650
I can't wait to see it.
647
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,485
Oh, baby, you've seen it
all season long.
648
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,253
-Have we?
-Y'all look like drag queens.
649
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,788
[laughs]
650
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,423
And you look like a man.
651
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,425
[all laugh]
652
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,561
I'm ready to wear this hair,
honey.
653
00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,762
Oh, baby.
654
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,364
Come on, lace!
655
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:00,866
-Come on, lace!
-Ooh!
656
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:02,134
If y'all don't roast Olivia
657
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,970
about her damn lace
on that damn wig
658
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,040
with them ponytails
sticking out of her head,
659
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,475
you deserve to go home today.
660
00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:12,444
But you still won that week.
661
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,979
Bitch.
662
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:17,783
My plan in going
into today's roast
663
00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:20,319
is basically to shock the judges
664
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:24,390
even more than a girl that
you expect is gonna do well.
665
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:29,294
I definitely came into it
terrified of the roast.
666
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:30,863
But I definitely feel like
I found my rhythm,
667
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:34,333
and I'm feeling like
I finally got the comedy voice
668
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,135
that I've been looking for,
so I'm excited.
669
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,503
Werk.
670
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,905
-Utica, how are you feeling?
-I think my jokes are fun,
671
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,441
and I'm confident that
I'm gonna do well in this.
672
00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:45,244
I feel like,
well, if I have fun,
673
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:48,046
like, they're gonna
have fun with me.
674
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,783
I don't know about her material
for this roast.
675
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,284
I've heard a couple of jokes,
676
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,153
she's been a little off lately,
677
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,021
so I'm not sure
what to expect,
678
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,090
and she's still, like,
grinning from ear to ear,
679
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,125
can't wait to roast the dolls.
680
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,362
I'm hoping that she doesn't
turn it up too hot.
681
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,598
Has anyone, like, had a moment
682
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:08,600
where comedy got them through,
like, a hard time?
683
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,402
Well, have you?
684
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,970
Yeah, in a way.
685
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,639
Like, being drag
just brings a lot of joy
686
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,007
and fun and comedy into my life,
687
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,911
and it's definitely lightened
my self-imposed load,
688
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,213
if I would say,
on myself.
689
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,915
Ooh!
[all laugh]
690
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,016
Y'all nasty and y'all need help.
691
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,417
I definitely think comedy
692
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,186
gets me through
a lot of things in life.
693
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,620
I think I use humor sometimes
694
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,622
as a way of coping with things
that really hurt me,
695
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:33,892
and I think that that's why now
I love making people laugh.
696
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,695
It is my greatest joy on this
Earth in this little body to--
697
00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,831
-Little?
-Thank you.
698
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:41,600
To make people laugh.
699
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,701
Nothing makes me feel
more complete
700
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,903
than to bring people joy
701
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:48,006
and to hear the tangible
laughter that comes with that.
702
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,441
Agreed.
703
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,678
Especially as queer folks
and PoC queer folks,
704
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,581
it can be a definitely
a difficult time
705
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:56,815
in the outside world,
706
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,651
and it's the small moments
at bars
707
00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,253
that we have with one another,
708
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,857
laughing and talking
over a drink and a drag show,
709
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,458
that really make our bonds
so special.
710
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,560
-Mm-hmm.
-Or sometimes just a drink,
711
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,928
because the drag show
fucking sucks.
712
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,663
[all laugh]
713
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,966
Yeah, we've been
to your shows on Monday.
714
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,967
Aah!
715
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,436
Oh, she's a comedy queen!
716
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:18,537
We'll see.
717
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:19,671
Not all of us
718
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,540
can be a self-proclaimed
comedy queen like Rosé.
719
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,842
Baby, the reviews have been in
for years, honey.
720
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,144
Years? It sounds like
721
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,445
a lot longer
than I've been doing drag.
722
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:29,448
It sure does. Thank you
for reading yourself.
723
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,817
[all laugh]
724
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,918
The pressure's on.
725
00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:34,386
The pressure cooker
has been turnt up,
726
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,989
and we just gonna have to see
who's gonna be fully cooked
727
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,858
or if it's just fucking roasted,
my love.
728
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:54,139
[RuPaul laughs]
729
00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:01,313
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
730
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:05,217
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
731
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,319
And what?
732
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,455
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
733
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:14,259
She's sugar and spice
and occasionally nice,
734
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,394
Michelle Visage.
735
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,429
You know what, Ru?
Thank you for noticing.
736
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,430
-[laughs]
-Thank you.
737
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,333
The hilarious Ross Mathews.
738
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,769
Ross, do you like being
the butt of the joke?
739
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,204
Ooh, that sounds fun.
I'd like to try that.
740
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,140
[all laugh]
741
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,142
Everybody say Loni Love!
742
00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:32,210
Now, Loni, can you take a joke?
743
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,379
Only if I can have
that outfit, girlfriend.
744
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,582
[all laugh]
745
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,083
This week
we challenged our queens
746
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:42,287
to show off their comedy chops
at our Nice Girls Roast.
747
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,890
Racers, start your engines,
748
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,792
and may the best drag queen win.
749
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:51,363
Welcome to the first-ever
Nice Girls Roast.
750
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:56,902
Please welcome Miss Congeniality
Season 11, Nina West.
751
00:28:56,902 --> 00:29:00,305
Hey, that's me!
[applause]
752
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,507
[farts]
753
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:06,712
Miss Congeniality
Season 9, Valentina.
754
00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,281
[all laugh]
755
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,184
¡Escandalosa!
756
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:15,654
-Hi.
-[all laugh]
757
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:18,490
And our reigning
Miss Congeniality,
758
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,726
Heidi N Closet.
759
00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:24,229
Whoo!
[applause]
760
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,103
[all laugh]
761
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,006
Now, what shady thing
762
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,310
could you possibly have to say
about these angels?
763
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,945
Mm.
764
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,680
Let the roast begin.
765
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,248
Hey, y'all!
766
00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:46,518
[cheers and applause]
767
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,354
Ooh, bitch, don't I look
gorgeous tonight, huh?
768
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:52,124
Y'all, my name is Kandy Muse,
and I ain't a nice girl.
769
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,160
I'm a naughty girl, ooh.
770
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,194
Oh!
771
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,195
Listen up, bitch.
772
00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:00,198
Welcome
to the Nice Girls Roast, bitch.
773
00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:02,134
Tonight we have
the privilege and honor
774
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:05,470
of roasting our amazing
Miss Congenialities.
775
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,639
[cheering]
776
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,141
Ain't no audience tonight.
777
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,275
Mm-mmm.
778
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,810
Michelle, don't that
kind of remind you
779
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,311
of your old concerts
from back in the day?
780
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:16,581
Oh!
[all laugh]
781
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:22,788
First up,
the incredible Valentina.
782
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:23,922
Hello.
783
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:24,923
You know, you and my drag mother
784
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,359
have so much history together.
785
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,994
But she got
one thing correct, baby.
786
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:33,065
You're perfect,
you're beautiful,
787
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:36,201
that performance in Rent Live
was rough, bitch.
788
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:38,670
[all laugh]
789
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,439
Your angel needed an angel.
790
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,642
[all laugh]
791
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,143
Hello, Miss Nina West!
792
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,344
Hi!
793
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,680
You make my good Judy
Miss Tina Burner
794
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,282
look like such a petite woman
795
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:53,552
with those big-ass shoulders
you got, bitch. Whoo!
796
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:57,622
I know that Drag Race
is the Olympics of drag,
797
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,191
and, baby, you the stadium.
798
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:03,095
[all laugh]
799
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:06,364
How can I forget our sweetheart,
Miss Heidi N Closet?
800
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:10,202
I don't know what's worse,
your fashion on Season 12...
801
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:13,839
Ooh, no, baby, ain't
nothin' worse than that.
802
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:17,509
[all laugh]
803
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,844
All right.
804
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,047
Hello, judges!
805
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,915
-Hi!
-Hi, Kandy!
806
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,717
I don't know what's scarier,
807
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,452
waiting for my test results
at the clinic
808
00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:30,255
or waiting for a critique
from the judges.
809
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,425
I know at least one of them
will come out positive.
810
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:38,130
[all laugh]
811
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,099
How could I forget about
812
00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:44,136
our amazing special guest
judge Miss Loni Love?
813
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,537
Hey, Kandy.
814
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,374
How does being
an extra on Soul Plane
815
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,110
land you this big-ass gig
on RuPaul's Drag Race?
816
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,146
[all laugh]
817
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,447
Hey, Ru!
818
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,681
Hi!
819
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,250
Y'all, RuPaul is so old,
820
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,851
Jurassic Park
brought back memories.
821
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,687
[all laugh]
822
00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:05,090
RuPaul's so old,
I told her to act her own age,
823
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,458
bitch, she died.
824
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,227
[all laugh]
825
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:11,797
[applause]
826
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:14,432
Miss Kandy Muse
from the Haus of Aja.
827
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,334
Her little daughter that came
out
her... [tongue pop]
828
00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:17,602
to make fun of me,
829
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,738
and the bitch did a good job.
830
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,307
And then Latinas
are in the house. Hey!
831
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,809
If you enjoyed my set,
thank you so much.
832
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,243
If you didn't enjoy it,
833
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,445
you're definitely not gonna
enjoy the next bitch after me.
834
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,780
[all laugh]
835
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,917
She is a fashionista
836
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:33,852
with the voice
of a fucking gargoyle.
837
00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:37,956
Give it up for
Miss Symone-Symone-yay!
838
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,691
[cheers and applause]
839
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,793
Kandy Muse,
840
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,131
thank you for that
marvelous introduction.
841
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,866
Now, I do have
a question for you.
842
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,467
Last week,
when you were standing
843
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,236
in the back of the stage
844
00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:52,370
looking at all the girls
845
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,572
who've won a challenge
in front of you...
846
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,407
[all laugh]
847
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:59,845
Did it remind you
of standing alone in the VIP?
848
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:03,181
Oh, goodness, gracious.
849
00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:04,449
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
850
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,084
But speaking of losers,
851
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:10,488
we have our esteemed panel
of congenialities here tonight.
852
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,958
We have Miss Valentina.
853
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,192
We gotta talk about
that controversy.
854
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:15,927
Oh, yes, mm-hmm.
855
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,363
You didn't know them words
to that lip sync.
856
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,265
No.
857
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:21,933
You let that happen.
858
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,201
Uh.
859
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,371
[tongue pop]
860
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,106
Symone is bombing.
861
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:30,008
It's like time stops.
862
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,810
Time is stopping right now.
863
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,612
Miss Loni Love.
864
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,113
Hey, Symone!
865
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,348
Hey!
866
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:42,287
Now, you is an author,
an actress, a TV host,
867
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:46,958
and you're a former
electrical engineer.
868
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:49,594
But then you somehow
were so good at it,
869
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:52,497
you engineered your ass
onto this judging panel.
870
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,902
Oh, God.
871
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:01,206
-Miss Ross "The Boss" Mathews.
-Hi.
872
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,440
The gayest one on this panel.
873
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,109
Thank you.
874
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,277
And that gets me,
875
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,779
because you sitting
next to a man in a wig
876
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,749
that's been pulled,
plucked, and prodded...
877
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:13,018
And, no, that's not you,
Miss RuPaul, okay?
878
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,019
I'm talking about Michelle.
879
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,154
[all laugh]
880
00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:18,256
Now on to my girls.
881
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:21,593
Oh-livia. Now, I told you
882
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:25,463
that you remind me of the girls
back home, and that's poor.
883
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:28,934
But...
884
00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,502
Heidi's here tonight,
885
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:32,437
so you have one thing to know:
886
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,307
that you are not
destitute, okay?
887
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,408
Oh, my!
888
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,077
Symone is gorgeous.
889
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,080
I just wish her jokes
were as good as she looks.
890
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,481
[laughs]
891
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,216
I can't even spell that.
892
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:47,752
I guess it's time
to bring up our next queen,
893
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,621
straight from
the Minnesota Institute
894
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:50,956
for the Criminally Insane,
895
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,658
give it up for Utica Queen.
896
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,494
[cheers and applause]
897
00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:58,530
Oh, Symone,
I thought I was the one
898
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,398
who had the balls
to bomb that hard.
899
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:03,668
[all laugh]
900
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,003
Great job, Symone.
901
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:08,306
The judges love you so much
in this competition,
902
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,474
especially Ross.
903
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:10,675
You know, Ross and Symone,
904
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,544
I think you guys
would make a great couple.
905
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,646
Symone and Pumbaa.
906
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:17,449
[scattered laughter]
907
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,950
Hakuna matata!
908
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,252
Ross, you know I love you.
909
00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:24,522
You are so gay that you
don't shit on the dick,
910
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,824
you skittles on the dick.
911
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,692
Ooh.
912
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:32,197
You're so gay
they should, uh, uh--
913
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,765
they should make
the whole--ooh.
914
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:36,234
They should take
Celebrity Big Brother
915
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,703
and make it Celebrity
Big Brother with Benefits.
916
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:43,942
This is hilarious, and not
hilarious because it's funny,
917
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,877
but hilarious
because this bitch
918
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,780
is just bombing
all of her jokes.
919
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,015
Okay, okay, okay.
920
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:52,050
Now that, you know, I got
my balls out of the way
921
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,785
and I'm bombing, I'm bombing,
I know, I know.
922
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,153
Nina West.
923
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,388
Oh, yes!
924
00:35:56,388 --> 00:36:01,326
[howls and groans]
925
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,663
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you could speak whale.
926
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,736
Heidi, you really remind me
927
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:14,639
of the people I grew up with
on the farm:
928
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,408
gap-toothed
and full of bull semen.
929
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,110
Oh!
[scattered laughter]
930
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,345
Girl, huh?
931
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,715
Valentina, you are
such a beautiful sista,
932
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:28,353
but you have this diva attitude
that's really hard to swallow.
933
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,687
I do.
934
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:30,855
It's just as hard to swallow
935
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,724
as Loni Love's comedy career.
936
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:36,594
-Oh!
-[Loni laughs]
937
00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:37,929
You're the one bombing!
938
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,966
[all laugh]
939
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,438
No!
940
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:47,639
I love it!
941
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:48,807
You like that?
You like that, RuPaul?
942
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,409
I mean, RuPaul,
you are such a fashion icon.
943
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:53,678
If you could stand up
for us, please?
944
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,350
[all laugh]
945
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,028
Utica tanked the roast
really hard.
946
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,896
I don't even know
how you crawl out of that.
947
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,667
And now it's time to bring up
the amazing Gottmik.
948
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:19,938
She's so small, her shoe size
is the same as her IQ: six.
949
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,941
Give it up for Gottmik!
950
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,876
-Jesus Christ.
-Molly, you in danger, girl.
951
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,711
There's definitely tension,
952
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:29,380
and it's my turn,
and I'm scared.
953
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:30,448
Good night, good night.
954
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:34,486
Welcome back
to the Nice Girls Roast.
955
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,721
Oh, thank you, thank you.
956
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:41,359
Wow. How will I ever
follow that one up?
957
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:43,461
[all laugh]
958
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:44,896
Ooh.
959
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,799
After your set, I really realize
960
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,100
that it's so fitting
961
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,636
that your name begins
with the letters name U-T-I,
962
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:54,205
because you make me
extremely uncomfortable
963
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,141
and I feel like I need
a full bottle of pills
964
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,142
to forget about you.
965
00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:00,311
[all laugh]
966
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,813
Heidi N Closet.
967
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:04,249
Hi, my love.
How are you tonight?
968
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:08,486
You lip synced more times
than our angel here, Valentina,
969
00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,622
has attempted to block
the words Rent Live
970
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,756
on social media.
971
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:15,660
[all laugh]
972
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,996
But moving on to our judges,
hi, you guys.
973
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,364
Hi!
974
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:24,202
Loni Love, I just cannot believe
I am standing up here
975
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:26,871
presenting my comedy
in front of you.
976
00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:29,240
I knew there was gonna be
budget cuts this season,
977
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,610
but I didn't know it was gonna
affect the judges' panel, too!
978
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:35,780
[all laugh]
979
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:38,550
-Hi, Ru.
-Hi-ee!
980
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,285
-How are you?
-Good.
981
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:43,688
I am such a huge fan
of you and your work
982
00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,124
and all of your hit song.
983
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,160
[all laugh]
984
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,096
Hi, Ross.
985
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,531
Hi!
986
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,833
I love you so much,
987
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,503
and you are the only person
I have ever met
988
00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,971
that watches porn
989
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,507
and cums when
the pizza gets delivered.
990
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,675
[all laugh]
991
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,212
What is up with that? Oh!
992
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:09,514
You got a point.
993
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,449
Well, did you guys
have fun with my set?
994
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:12,884
[applause]
Yes, all right.
995
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,752
Well, hopefully my laughs
996
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:16,254
will get you through
the awkward silences
997
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,489
on the next bitch's set. Yeah.
998
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:21,259
So give it up for Olivia Lux!
999
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,128
[cheers and applause]
1000
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:28,399
This is so fun.
Thanks, gorg!
1001
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,534
Yes.
1002
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,536
I know--I know
what you're thinking:
1003
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,639
the polite queen roasting.
1004
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:40,445
I didn't come here
just to be Miss Congeniality.
1005
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,580
You see where that gets you.
1006
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,650
[all laugh]
I came here to win,
1007
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:48,586
something Kandy Muse has yet
to do in a maxi-challenge.
1008
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,155
[laughs]
1009
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,224
All right, the judges.
1010
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,259
Hi, judges.
1011
00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,693
Hi-ee.
1012
00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,161
Mama Ru.
1013
00:39:57,161 --> 00:40:00,265
Mama Ru,
the patient zero of drag queens.
1014
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:03,201
[all laugh]
1015
00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:05,837
Mama Ru is so old,
1016
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,439
her first drag name
was in hieroglyphics.
1017
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,875
[scattered laughter]
1018
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,910
Mama Ru is so old,
1019
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,346
she signed the Declaration
of Independence
1020
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,515
as parent/guardian.
1021
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:21,386
[all laugh]
1022
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,556
Nina West.
1023
00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:28,293
Nina West wanted
to be on Drag Race so bad
1024
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:30,128
there's only been 13 seasons,
1025
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,964
and somehow she managed
to audition 38 times.
1026
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,366
[laughs]
1027
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,368
Valentina.
1028
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:41,406
I noticed Valentina's eyebrows
are like tally marks:
1029
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:45,510
one, two, three, four,
five, um, six, um...
1030
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,844
It's like she's counting
1031
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:48,313
how many times
I've been in the bottom.
1032
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,782
One, two, three, four...
1033
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:51,883
-Oh.
-Whoa.
1034
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,284
Well, look at your brows, girl.
1035
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,587
[all laugh]
1036
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,823
Well, thank you, everyone,
1037
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:03,027
and if you didn't like my set,
my name's Michelle Visage.
1038
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:04,796
[scattered laughter]
All right.
1039
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,632
The next queen,
she's wearing silver tonight
1040
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:11,035
because in our lip sync,
she came in second place.
1041
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:12,503
[laughs]
1042
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:15,306
I sent her home once,
and I can't wait to do it again.
1043
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,909
Let's give it up for Rosé.
1044
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:20,211
[cheers and applause]
1045
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,913
Everyone listen,
my name is Rosé,
1046
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:24,248
and before I get started,
I do want us all
1047
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:27,986
to give one more massive round
of applause for Miss Olivia Lux,
1048
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,822
who, after what
we just experienced,
1049
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,758
will now forever go
by the name Olivia Sux.
1050
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,760
[all laugh]
1051
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,596
Valentina, I can't believe I'm
standing on this stage with you.
1052
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,733
I credit a lot of my love
for polish and perfection today
1053
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:45,203
to watching Valentina
while Season 9 was airing.
1054
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,971
And coincidentally,
during All Stars 4,
1055
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:51,676
I too realized that I am
completely fucking delusional.
1056
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,878
Yes!
1057
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,380
Nina West is here, everybody!
1058
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,914
[cheers and applause]
1059
00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:59,384
Nina West's shoulders
are so wide
1060
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:01,552
that in high school, she
auditioned for the school play
1061
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,221
and got the part of the stage.
1062
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,390
[all laugh]
1063
00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,125
Now, Heidi and I
are actually friends.
1064
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:10,128
Heidi and I got to know each
other last year in New York.
1065
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,830
We've hung out a few times,
and how you doing, Heidi?
1066
00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,365
-Blessed and highly favored as--
-Okay, great.
1067
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,901
So we've been talking
for about 10 seconds.
1068
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,269
This is the longest on record
1069
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,905
that Heidi has ever waited
before trying to fuck me.
1070
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:23,274
-Ooh!
-Oh, girl!
1071
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,309
-Heidi, is it true?
-Lies!
1072
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:27,745
-No, it's not lies, baby.
-Lies!
1073
00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:30,047
The only thing that is
thirstier than Heidi N Closet
1074
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,583
are her makeup brushes, okay?
1075
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:33,885
[all laugh]
1076
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:36,788
Yes, oh, RuPaul,
you always look beautiful,
1077
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:40,291
and I'm really proud to announce
1078
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,727
that it's not the only thing
that we share in common.
1079
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,129
I want you all to know
that Ru and I
1080
00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:48,032
are both actively working
in the music industry.
1081
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:50,034
One of us
is a recording artist
1082
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:51,969
and one is a singer.
1083
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:54,639
[all laugh]
1084
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:57,141
All right, everybody, well,
listen, I've had a great time.
1085
00:42:57,141 --> 00:43:00,211
But before I leave, I want
to leave you with some words.
1086
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,713
Well, actually,
it's for you, Kandy.
1087
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:03,981
Kandy, I'm really proud of you
1088
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:05,483
for what you've done
this season,
1089
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:07,185
but mostly for tonight,
1090
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:09,353
because I know
it takes tremendous courage
1091
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:12,256
to show up to a roast
when you are a roast.
1092
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,126
Thank you, I'm Rosé.
Have a wonderful night.
1093
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,995
[cheers and applause]
1094
00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:20,798
Let's hear from
our guests of honor.
1095
00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:22,767
Any final words?
1096
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:25,136
[applause]
Y'all so kind, so kind to me.
1097
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:26,504
Thank you so much.
1098
00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:29,474
Being the current reigning
Miss Congeniality,
1099
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:32,243
I want to say this
as nice as possible,
1100
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,779
and it comes deep
from my heart, okay?
1101
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:37,815
Fuck you, fuck you,
1102
00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:39,317
fuck you, and--
1103
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:40,751
Not you,
you got the checks.
1104
00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:41,752
And fuck you!
1105
00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:43,187
[all laugh]
1106
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:44,789
I'm actually here tonight
1107
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,625
to return the title
of Miss Congeniality.
1108
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,394
I tried it for a year,
but I'm too much of a diva,
1109
00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:53,231
so I'll take Miss French
Vanilla Fan Favorite Fantasy.
1110
00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:54,799
[all laugh]
1111
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,667
Kandy Muse is here,
1112
00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,336
Kandy Muse
from the Bronx...Zoo.
1113
00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:01,372
[all laugh]
1114
00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:04,675
Remember this, guys:
go big, be kind,
1115
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,043
and if you're nice,
1116
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:08,145
you could actually end up
on stage with these beasts.
1117
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,181
Thanks for having us.
1118
00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:12,550
[cheers and applause]
1119
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,619
Welcome, queens.
1120
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,387
It's time for
the judges' critiques,
1121
00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:19,624
starting with Kandy Muse.
1122
00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:23,327
You started the roast tonight,
and that's a tough position,
1123
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,530
but you set the bar tonight.
1124
00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:26,764
Bitch, she died.
1125
00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:30,801
I compared everyone after you
to you.
1126
00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:34,705
You were so funny,
and you felt, like, in the zone.
1127
00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:38,676
I laughed from the beginning
to the end.
1128
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,612
We were howling over here,
and that's what it's about.
1129
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:44,215
You had the energy,
the confidence.
1130
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,017
You were
my Don Rickles tonight.
1131
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,351
You look great.
1132
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,321
I live for this
extremely cinched moment.
1133
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,957
I would have liked
a little bit more hair maybe
1134
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:54,225
on top of your head.
1135
00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:56,494
But your roast was so good
1136
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:57,929
that you deserve praise
for that.
1137
00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:00,331
Well done, Kandy.
1138
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:01,766
Thank you.
1139
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:04,101
All right, up next, Symone.
You look gorgeous.
1140
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:05,570
Thank you. [laughs]
1141
00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:08,906
Symone, you have been so funny
in so many challenges,
1142
00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:12,209
so I was really
looking forward to seeing you.
1143
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,979
And you did have
some funny lines in there.
1144
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:16,847
It was the setup
and the punch.
1145
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,684
It just never fully took off.
1146
00:45:19,684 --> 00:45:21,652
When we were talking to you,
Michelle and I,
1147
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:24,021
we said to shorten your jokes
a little bit.
1148
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,657
Just remember,
short is sweet is better.
1149
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:28,492
You were overthinking it,
1150
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:31,329
your cards
were getting in the way,
1151
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:34,532
one thing led to another,
and it just became a spiral.
1152
00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,267
I know exactly what I want,
1153
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:37,835
I know exactly
how I want to execute it,
1154
00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:40,338
and when it doesn't go that way,
1155
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,573
I kind of shut down
a little bit.
1156
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,308
I have bombed many a day,
1157
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:45,743
and believe me,
I just hang in there.
1158
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,511
All right, thanks.
1159
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:48,846
Thank you.
1160
00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:50,448
Up next, Utica Queen.
1161
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:53,884
I was very interested to see
how you would do roast,
1162
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:58,022
because you're all about joy
and positivity, and you went in.
1163
00:45:58,022 --> 00:46:01,626
In a roast,
nothing is off limits
1164
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:02,960
as long as it's funny.
1165
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,131
And I felt like some of these
were just observations
1166
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:09,433
and kind of harsh.
1167
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:12,536
When you came out, that first
joke was very, very funny.
1168
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:13,871
Balls to bomb that hard.
1169
00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:16,340
But once you lost your footing
a little bit,
1170
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,075
we could tell that your go-to
1171
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,411
is to get a little mean
to save it.
1172
00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,613
And you wanna try
not to be mean,
1173
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,115
but cut and funny.
1174
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,017
-Yeah.
-It's a fine line.
1175
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:27,385
That's what Loni and I
were trying to tell you.
1176
00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:31,088
I'm still learning what
is comedy and what is offensive.
1177
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,024
When it got off the rails,
1178
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,259
I started, like,
grasping for straws
1179
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:36,761
and trying to save myself.
1180
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,529
Maybe not your comfort zone.
1181
00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:41,065
A big swing, a bit of a miss.
1182
00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,134
I'll tell you this.
1183
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:46,303
This might be my favorite look
you've done all season.
1184
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,539
-I really love it.
-Thank you.
1185
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:52,510
It's so gorgeous, it's so
Upper East Side society lady.
1186
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,412
I wish I could say
the same about yours.
1187
00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,514
Fuck you.
1188
00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:57,915
[all laugh]
1189
00:46:57,915 --> 00:46:59,717
If I'm gonna take anything
from this competition,
1190
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:03,654
it's that I got two sets
of middle fingers from you,
1191
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:04,689
so thank you.
1192
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:05,956
I gave you this, too.
1193
00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:07,758
[all laugh]
1194
00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:11,062
This is the nastiest
hand gesture ever.
1195
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:12,396
-Ever.
-Bonus!
1196
00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:15,666
It means "I love you."
[all laugh]
1197
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:19,437
All right, up next, Gottmik.
1198
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:22,106
Out of everyone that we coached
yesterday, Michelle and I,
1199
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:24,175
you listened, and it paid off.
1200
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,177
I thought it was really strong.
1201
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:29,380
Your joke about me was
my favorite about me tonight.
1202
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,348
You cum when the pizza
gets delivered.
1203
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,651
I feel seen, Gottmik!
1204
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,920
There's a reason why
my sorority name
1205
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,889
was Meat Lover's Supreme,
all right?
1206
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:40,291
The way you delivered
some of the jokes
1207
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,126
were very Phyllis Diller.
1208
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:45,930
I think you have a future
in stand-up. I really do.
1209
00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:47,598
Oh, my gosh, thanks.
1210
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,834
Coming in here,
this was the one thing
1211
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:52,837
that I was, like,
I do not want to do a roast.
1212
00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:56,107
I was, like, absolutely not.
1213
00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,541
I feel like I have found
1214
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,110
this gorgeous little way
to read people
1215
00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:01,045
that I didn't know I could do.
1216
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,214
It is the 'mones.
They get me going.
1217
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,683
[all laugh]
1218
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:08,119
Yeah, blame it on the 'mones.
1219
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:09,520
Yes, if I had a nickel...
1220
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,756
I'd have one nickel.
1221
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:15,359
[all laugh]
1222
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,364
Okay, thank you.
1223
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:22,399
Up next, Olivia Lux.
1224
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,768
You know, from day one
1225
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:27,271
I've just been obsessed
with how likable you are.
1226
00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:31,942
That is a tough thing to be
in a roast.
1227
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:34,879
I thought you did have
some jokes that landed,
1228
00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:38,415
but I don't think
it fully worked.
1229
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,718
You know,
when you came on stage,
1230
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,620
even the little walk
that you did
1231
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,722
felt kind of like an apology.
1232
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,925
It was almost like a disclaimer.
1233
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,360
I definitely knew that I had
1234
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,730
this, like, sweet,
you know, character.
1235
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:54,932
I like the idea of, like,
turning it all the way up
1236
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,834
and then killing them
with kindness
1237
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,936
and being, like, she said that?
1238
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,171
But in such a sweet way.
1239
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,840
You felt that you fulfilled
the challenge?
1240
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,408
I feel as though
I fulfilled the challenge.
1241
00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:05,943
Hmm.
1242
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,812
-All right, thanks.
-Thank you.
1243
00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:10,080
All right, straight from
First Avenue in Minneapolis
1244
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,151
after a headlining set
with Sheila E
1245
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:18,255
and the New Power Generation,
it is Rosé.
1246
00:49:18,255 --> 00:49:20,124
I love that outfit.
It's a really fun look.
1247
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,258
Thank you.
1248
00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:23,928
You came out tonight,
and you owned it.
1249
00:49:23,928 --> 00:49:26,330
I think you executed it
beautifully,
1250
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,732
and you were the only one
without cards,
1251
00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:30,968
so you deserve credit for that.
1252
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,737
It was a great set,
and you had to close the show,
1253
00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,172
which is the hardest thing
to do.
1254
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:38,042
Rosé, you were
my Joan Rivers tonight.
1255
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:39,543
Olivia Sux.
1256
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,445
Your transitions were so smooth.
1257
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:44,815
But during rehearsal,
you were better.
1258
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,184
When I first started
doing stand-up, you know,
1259
00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,285
I would have to do
two shows a night.
1260
00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:50,654
So I'd do my first show,
and if I killed,
1261
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,122
the second show
was always different.
1262
00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:55,125
Just remember to never
take anything for granted.
1263
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,694
And what I also think
is that you have everything.
1264
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,729
You have the total package.
1265
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,465
You are ready
to just keep performing.
1266
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:02,533
Good job.
1267
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,235
Thank you, Loni.
1268
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,504
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1269
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,639
While you untuck backstage,
1270
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:11,375
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1271
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,111
Okay, just between us
squirrel friends,
1272
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:17,748
what do you think,
starting with Kandy Muse?
1273
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:24,021
Oh, oh, oh, our Kandy Muse
knocked it out the park, son!
1274
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,289
[all laugh]
1275
00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:30,261
Kandy gave us that
old school corner club vibe.
1276
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:34,498
I loved it. I felt like
I was right back there in 1975.
1277
00:50:34,498 --> 00:50:38,168
Tonight was fantastic.
1278
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,838
She set the bar from
the beginning of the roast,
1279
00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:43,774
and no other queen topped her.
1280
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:47,611
I just am so proud of Kandy,
I could spit.
1281
00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:48,913
-Mm-hmm.
-But I won't.
1282
00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:50,614
[laughs]
1283
00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:52,216
Symone.
1284
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:55,319
Tonight, for me, Symone
sort of fell on her face.
1285
00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:57,288
There were some jokes
hidden in there,
1286
00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,156
but she wasn't selling them.
1287
00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,658
Her setups were really long,
1288
00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,927
and then the punchlines
were cute,
1289
00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,261
but it took so long to get there
1290
00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:06,130
that you weren't even, like,
interested in laughing.
1291
00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:08,432
[laughs]
1292
00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:10,567
I do, however, wanna give her
credit for staying in character.
1293
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,970
However, that character
really didn't help her
1294
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,939
get through all of the losses
1295
00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:16,807
that she suffered
with those jokes.
1296
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,475
This just wasn't her night.
1297
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:20,744
I was happy to see her
leave the stage.
1298
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,880
Utica Queen.
1299
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,148
Boo!
1300
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,984
[all laugh]
1301
00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:28,886
Boo!
1302
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:32,022
When we were coaching her,
we were trying to help her.
1303
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:35,192
And we were saying,
"Hey, don't be so mean."
1304
00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:38,062
She's gotta
find a way to listen.
1305
00:51:38,062 --> 00:51:39,530
Just wasn't funny tonight.
1306
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:42,232
Moving on to Gottmik.
1307
00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,001
This one has the goods.
1308
00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:46,537
It felt easy watching her.
1309
00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:49,073
She felt like she
planted herself at a podium
1310
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,408
and she, like,
delivered it to us.
1311
00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:54,545
You know, the best comics
are able to take the stage,
1312
00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:57,881
and within a few seconds
let the audience know
1313
00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:00,951
exactly the point of view
that they're coming from.
1314
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,987
Yes. Her jokes were fire.
They were hitting.
1315
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,055
She automatically knew
what she wanted to do.
1316
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,391
I just wanted
to see more of her.
1317
00:52:07,391 --> 00:52:09,426
Olivia Lux.
1318
00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:11,662
She came out there
and said, I'm nice,
1319
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:12,696
and I'm not used to doing this.
1320
00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,264
And we're like, girl,
snap out of it,
1321
00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:16,433
because you have to
get up there and roast.
1322
00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:17,901
And it could have been great,
because you know
1323
00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:20,204
like when Betty White
delivers a real zinger?
1324
00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:21,638
And you're like, oh,
that was so unexpected!
1325
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:23,741
She could have had that moment.
1326
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,309
She relied on just being cute
1327
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,577
without delivering
the joke part.
1328
00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:27,778
There were a few.
1329
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,313
The section with you was great.
1330
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,814
Parent/guardian.
1331
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:31,982
But that was it.
1332
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,984
She is so likable
and so lovable
1333
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,619
and watchable and sweet,
1334
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:37,821
but it's starting
to be one-note.
1335
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,158
Mm-hmm. All right, Rosé.
1336
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,227
Rosé knows what she's doing
on stage.
1337
00:52:43,227 --> 00:52:45,963
She's got that presence
that just is so commanding,
1338
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:47,598
that voice that's, "Hello!"
1339
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,534
I wanna look at her,
I turn my head to see her,
1340
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:52,469
and you can't deny she's meant
to be up on that stage.
1341
00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:54,638
I thought she nailed it tonight,
1342
00:52:54,638 --> 00:52:56,907
but she definitely
was funnier in rehearsal.
1343
00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,843
I think the silence of the room
threw her off.
1344
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:03,147
And then she kicked it in,
and then it was a home run.
1345
00:53:03,147 --> 00:53:05,249
This girl is like Bianca.
She can do whatever--
1346
00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:07,618
Silence.
1347
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:08,619
I've made my decision.
1348
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:11,155
Bring back my queens.
1349
00:53:11,155 --> 00:53:12,089
Chop, chop.
1350
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,391
Welcome back, ladies.
1351
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:15,659
I've made some decisions.
1352
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:23,867
Rosé. Tonight,
you were Sheila E-larious.
1353
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,702
[all laugh]
1354
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,438
You are safe.
1355
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,173
Thank you.
1356
00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:30,541
You may step
to the back of the stage.
1357
00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:40,717
Symone. You were a vision
in 24 karat gold,
1358
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:45,489
but your set
was tin roof rusted.
1359
00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:52,029
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1360
00:53:54,798 --> 00:53:56,233
Kandy Muse.
1361
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,570
You're right,
this is the Olympics of drag,
1362
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,773
and tonight, you won the gold.
1363
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,808
Con-drag-ulations.
1364
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:06,043
You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
1365
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,979
[cheers and applause]
1366
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:11,014
Finally, bitch!
1367
00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:12,116
Werk!
1368
00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:14,685
You better werk, bitch.
1369
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:17,488
You've won a cash tip of $5.000.
1370
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:22,526
Yes, I won a challenge!
1371
00:54:22,526 --> 00:54:26,196
And, baby,
I am Miss Comedy Queen.
1372
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,264
[laughs]
1373
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:30,501
Gottmik.
1374
00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:34,071
Your roast was gorg.
1375
00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:35,606
[laughs]
1376
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:36,707
You're safe.
1377
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:39,943
Thank you, guys.
[applause]
1378
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:42,746
Olivia Lux.
1379
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:45,082
Tonight
you were consistent:
1380
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,451
consistently one-note.
1381
00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:49,786
Utica.
1382
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,889
You started off
with a bang,
1383
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:54,525
but you ended up
shooting yourself in the foot.
1384
00:54:59,396 --> 00:55:00,464
Olivia Lux.
1385
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,003
-You're safe.
-Thank you.
1386
00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:08,705
You may join the other girls.
1387
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,944
Utica, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1388
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:16,480
I'm not surprised
that I'm in the bottom.
1389
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,516
However, I'm excited
to lip sync again.
1390
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:20,884
That's where I come alive.
1391
00:55:20,884 --> 00:55:23,720
So bring it on.
1392
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,390
Two queens stand before me.
1393
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:31,795
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1394
00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:35,966
and save yourself
from elimination.
1395
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,636
The time has come...
[thunder]
1396
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:42,472
for you to lip sync...
1397
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:44,875
for your life.
1398
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:51,782
She has sent two people home,
but this is my place here,
1399
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,017
and I'm about to have
to fight to stay here.
1400
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:59,289
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1401
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:04,261
♪ Right now,
I'm in a state of mind ♪
1402
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:09,066
♪ I wanna be in,
like, all the time ♪
1403
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:12,903
♪ Ain't got no tears
left to cry ♪
1404
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:15,973
♪ So I'm pickin' it up,
pickin' it up ♪
1405
00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,474
♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin',
I'm pickin' it up ♪
1406
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:19,476
♪ I'm pickin' it up,
pickin' it up ♪
1407
00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:22,179
♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin',
so we turnin' up ♪
1408
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:25,048
♪ Yeah, we turnin' it up ♪
1409
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,818
♪ Ain't got no tears
in my body ♪
1410
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,987
♪ I ran out,
but, boy, I like it ♪
1411
00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:33,323
♪ I like it, I like it ♪
1412
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,526
♪ Don't matter how,
what, where, who tries it ♪
1413
00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:38,528
♪ We out here vibin' ♪
1414
00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:41,064
♪ We vibin', we vibin' ♪
1415
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:43,533
♪ Coming out ♪
1416
00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:45,335
♪ Even when it's raining down ♪
1417
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:47,504
♪ Can't stop now ♪
1418
00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:49,640
♪ Can't stop,
so shut your mouth ♪
1419
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,375
♪ Shut your mouth ♪
1420
00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:54,678
♪ And if you don't know,
then now you know it, babe ♪
1421
00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:56,747
♪ Know it, babe, yeah... ♪
1422
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:59,716
Symone: I am just basking
in the words.
1423
00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:03,520
I'm really trying to
punch this song in the face
1424
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,156
and really show the judges
I want to stay here.
1425
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:07,591
♪ Ain't got no tears
left to cry ♪
1426
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,959
I am 1.000%
determined to survive.
1427
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:12,763
♪ Oh, I just want you
to come with me ♪
1428
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:17,367
♪ We're on another mentality ♪
1429
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,336
♪ Ain't got no tears
left to cry ♪
1430
00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:22,739
♪ So I'm pickin' it up,
pickin' it up ♪
1431
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:25,208
♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin',
I'm pickin' it up ♪
1432
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,877
♪ Comin' out ♪
1433
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:28,278
♪ Even when it's rainin' down ♪
1434
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,547
♪ Can't stop now ♪
1435
00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:32,983
♪ Mm, hush ♪
1436
00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,918
♪ Shut your mouth ♪
1437
00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:37,921
♪ Ain't got no tears
left to cry ♪
1438
00:57:37,921 --> 00:57:39,790
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, oh ♪
1439
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:44,795
♪ Oh, I just want you
to come with me ♪
1440
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:48,665
♪ We're on another mentality ♪
1441
00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:51,201
♪ Ain't got no tears
left to cry ♪
1442
00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:54,438
♪ So I'm pickin' it up,
pickin' it up ♪
1443
00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:56,773
♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin',
I'm pickin' it up ♪
1444
00:57:56,773 --> 00:57:58,608
♪ Mm-hmm, yeah,
we're turning it up ♪
1445
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:03,613
[cheers and applause]
1446
00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:08,385
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1447
00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:18,395
Symone, shantay you stay.
1448
00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,434
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1449
00:58:24,434 --> 00:58:27,104
Not again. Not again.
1450
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:28,205
You may join the other girls.
1451
00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,508
Great job!
1452
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:39,182
Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica,
1453
00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:41,752
next stop, the world.
1454
00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,354
Keep on wiggling, sis.
1455
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,956
Thank you so much.
1456
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:49,659
And Ru,
I have one thing to say.
1457
00:58:49,659 --> 00:58:52,028
[all laugh]
1458
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:54,464
Thank you, really,
this has been magical,
1459
00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:56,633
and I love each
and every one of you.
1460
00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:58,969
You're amazing, so thank you.
1461
00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:01,037
Now sashay away.
1462
00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:04,574
[applause]
1463
00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:05,909
Utica Queen!
1464
00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:10,280
Well, when you think
you can't, Utican.
1465
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,549
Love you guys. Bye!
1466
00:59:14,117 --> 00:59:19,322
As I am sashaying away,
I'm feeling honestly happy.
1467
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:23,160
For my first roast, at least
I know I have potential.
1468
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,163
And I know that I got
some good zingers in there.
1469
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,532
I don't know,
maybe in the near future
1470
00:59:28,532 --> 00:59:31,368
I could become
an expert roaster.
1471
00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:32,669
So that makes me happy.
1472
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:35,539
You gotta wiggle to the top.
1473
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:42,012
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1474
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,915
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1475
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,850
how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?
1476
00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:48,151
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
1477
00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,820
-Amen!
-Amen!
1478
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,888
All right.
Now let the music play.
1479
00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:53,490
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1480
00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:55,892
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1481
00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:57,394
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1482
00:59:57,394 --> 00:59:59,930
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1483
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,634
RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
1484
01:00:04,634 --> 01:00:06,470
You'll all be starring
1485
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:09,072
in Henny,
I Shrunk the Drag Queens!
1486
01:00:09,072 --> 01:00:10,373
[all laugh]
1487
01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:12,976
Hey, girls, how's it going?
It's Scarlett.
1488
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:15,579
[all scream]
1489
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:17,047
And action.
1490
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,615
Jump!
1491
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,318
[all scream]
1492
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,652
Oh, ouch.
1493
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:25,255
Ouch, ow.
1494
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,426
You were so fun to direct.
1495
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:31,728
This was, like, my wet dream.
1496
01:00:31,728 --> 01:00:34,831
This isn't enough
for the final five.
1497
01:00:34,831 --> 01:00:37,834
It feels like things are
just falling apart around me.
1498
01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:39,035
I don't wanna
disappoint anybody.
1499
01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:43,240
I don't want that
to be my story.
1500
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,344
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1501
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,479
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1502
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,414
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1503
01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:53,383
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1504
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,252
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1505
01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:57,087
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1506
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:59,089
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1507
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,357
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1508
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,759
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
1509
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:04,261
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1510
01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:06,596
♪ Finders, keepers ♪
1511
01:01:06,596 --> 01:01:08,098
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1512
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,534
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
1513
01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:13,003
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
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