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Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives...
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...live registered upon our brazen tombs,
and then grace us in the disgrace of death
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When, spite of cormorant devouring time,
the endeavor of this present breath...
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...may buy that honour which shall bate
his scythe’s keen edge, and make us heirs of all eternity
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Therefore, brave conquerors
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For so you are, that war against your own affections,
and the huge army of the world’s desires...
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...our late edict shall strongly stand in force
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Navarre shall be the wonder of the world
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Our court shall be a little academe,
still and contemplative in living art
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You three, Berowne, Dumaine and Longaville,
have sworn for three years’ term...
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...to live with me, my fellow-scholars, and to keep
those statutes that are recorded in this schedule here
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Your oaths are passed,
and now subscribe your names
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That his own hand may strike his honour down
that violates the smallest branch herein
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If you are armed to do as sworn to do,
subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too
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I am resolved. ’Tis but a three years’ fast.
The mind shall banquet, though the body pine
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My loving lord, Dumaine is mortified
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To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die,
with all these living in philosophy
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I can but say their protestation over
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So much, dear liege, I have already sworn,
that is, to live and study here three years
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But there are other strict observances
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As not to see a woman in that term,
which I hope well is not enrolled there
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And one day in a week to touch no food,
and but one meal on every day beside
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The which I hope is not enrolled there
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And then to sleep but three hours in the night...
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...and not be seen to wink of all the day,
which I hope well is not enrolled there
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These are barren tasks, too hard to keep,
not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep
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- Your oath is passed to pass away from these
- Let me say no, my liege, an if you please
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I only swore to study with your grace,
and stay here in your court for three years’ space
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You swore to that, Berowne, and to the rest
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By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest.
What is the end of study, let me know?
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Why, that to know which else we would not know
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- Things hid and barred, you mean, from common sense?
- Ay, that is study’s god-like recompense
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Come on, then, I will swear to study so,
to know the thing I am forbid to know
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As thus: to study where I well may dine,
when I to feast expressly am forbid
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Or study where to meet some mistress fine,
when mistresses from common sense are hid
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These be the stops that hinder study quite,
and train our intellects to vain delight
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Why, all delights are vain, but that most vain,
which, with pain purchased, doth inherit pain
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As painfully to pore upon a book...
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...to seek the light of truth, while truth the while
doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look
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Light seeking light doth light of light beguile
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So, ere you find where light in darkness lies,
your light grows dark by losing of your eyes
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Study is like the heaven’s glorious sun
that will not be deep-searched with saucy looks
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Small have continual plodders ever won
save base authority from others’ books
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- How well he’s read, to reason against reading
- Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding
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- He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding
- The spring is near when green geese are a-breeding
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- How follows that?
- Fit in his place and time
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Berowne is like an envious sneaping frost,
that bites the first-born infants of the spring
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Well, say I am. Why should proud summer boast
before the birds have any cause to sing?
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Why should I joy in an abortive birth?
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At Christmas I no more desire a rose
than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled shows
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But like of each thing that in season grows
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Well, sit you out. Go home, Berowne.
Adieu
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No, my good lord, I have sworn to stay with you
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And though I have for barbarism spoke more
than for that angel knowledge you can say...
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...yet, confident, I’ll keep what I have sworn,
and bide the penance of each three years’ day
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How well this yielding rescues thee from shame
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Give me the paper, let me read the same
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‘Item: that no woman
shall come within a mile of my court’
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- Hath this been proclaimed?
- Four days ago
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Let me see the penalty...
‘on pain of losing her tongue’
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- Who devised this penalty?
- Marry, that did I
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- Sweet lord, and why?
- To fright them hence
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A dangerous law against gentility
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‘Item: if any man be seen to talk with a woman
within the term of three years...’
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‘...he shall endure such public shame
as the rest of the court can possibly devise’
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This article, my liege, yourself must break
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For well you know here comes in embassy
the French King’s daughter with yourself to speak...
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...about surrender up of Aquitaine
to her decrepit, sick and bedrid father
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- What say you, lords? Why, this was quite forgot
- So study evermore is overshot
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And when it hath the thing it hunteth most,
’tis won as towns with fire, so won, so lost
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We must of force dispense with this decree.
She must lie here on mere necessity
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Necessity will make us all forsworn
three thousand times within this three years’ space
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If I break faith, this word shall speak for me.
I am forsworn on mere ‘necessity’
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So to the laws at large I write my name
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And he that breaks them in the least degree
stands in attainder of eternal shame
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But I believe, although I seem so loath,
I am the last that will last keep his oath
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- But is there no quick recreation granted?
- Ay, that there is
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Our court, you know, is haunted
with a refined traveller of Spain
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A man in all the world’s new fashion planted,
that hath a mint of phrases in his brain
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This child of fancy, Don Armado hight,
for interim to our studies...
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...he’ll relate in high-born words the worth of many
a knight from tawny Spain, lost in the world’s debate
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How you delight, my lords, I know not, I
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But I protest I love to hear him lie,
and I will use him for my minstrelsy
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Costard the swain and he shall be our sport.
And so to study, three years is but short
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- Which is the King’s own person?
- This, fellow. What wouldst?
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I myself reprehend his own person,
for I am his majesty’s constable
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- But I would see his own person in flesh and blood
- This is he
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Don Armado commends you.
There’s villainy abroad. This letter will tell you more
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Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me
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- A letter from the magnificent Armado
- How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words
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- A high hope for a low heaven
- God grant us patience
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The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta
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- The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner
- In what manner?
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In the manor-house.
Such is the simplicity of man, to hearken after the flesh
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- Will you hear this letter with attention?
- As we would hear an oracle
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‘Great deputy, the welkin’s viceregent
and sole dominator of Navarre...’
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Not a word of Costard yet.
‘So it was...’
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It may be so. But if he say it was so,
he is, in telling true, but so so
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- Peace
- ...be to me and every man that dares not fight
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No words!
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‘So it was, besieged with melancholy,
I did commend the black humour...’
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‘...to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air,
and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk’
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‘The time when? About the sixth hour, when beasts
most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to supper’
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‘So much for the time when.
Now for the place where’
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‘It standeth north-north-east of thy curious-knotted garden.
It is called thy park’
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- ‘There did I see that low-spirited swain...’
- Me?
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- ‘That unlettered, small-knowing soul...’
- Me?
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- ‘That base minnow of thy mirth...’
- Still me?
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- ‘...Costard’
- Ay, me
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- ‘...consort, contrary to thy proclaimed edict,
with Jaquenetta, a child of our grandmother Eve’
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‘Or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman’.
A woman?
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‘Him I have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment
with thy sweet majesty’s officer, Anthony Dull’
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Me, an’t shall please you. I am Dull
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‘Thine, in all compliments of devoted
and heart-burning heat of duty, Don Adriano de Armado’
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Sirrah, what say you to this?
Did you not hear the proclamation?
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I do confess much of the hearing it,
but little of the marking of it
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It was proclaimed a year’s imprisonment
to be taken with a wench
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- I was taken with none, sir. I was taken with a damsel
- Well, it was proclaimed ‘damsel’
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- This was no damsel, neither, sir. She was a virgin
- It is so varied, too, for it was proclaimed ‘virgin’
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- If it were, I deny her virginity. I was taken with a maid
- This maid will not serve your turn, sir
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This maid will serve my turn, sir
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Sir, I will pronounce your sentence.
You shall fast a week with bran and water
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I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge
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And Don Armado shall be your keeper.
My Lord Berowne, see him delivered over
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Now go we, lords, to put in practice
that which each to other hath so strongly sworn
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I’ll lay my head to any goodman’s hat,
these oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn
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Sirrah, come on
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I suffer for the truth, sir. For true it is,
I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl
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Welcome, therefore, the sour cup of prosperity
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Affliction may one day smile again.
And till then, sit thee down, sorrow
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Boy, what sign is it
when a man of great spirit grows melancholy?
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A great sign, sir, that he will look sad
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- Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp
- No, no, O Lord, sir, no
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How canst thou part sadness and melancholy,
my tender juvenal?
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By a familiar demonstration of the working,
my tough signor
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- Why tough signor?
- Why tender juvenal?
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I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epithet
appertaining to thy young days...
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...which we may nominate tender
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And I, tough signor, as an appertinent title
to your old time, which we may name tough
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- Pretty and apt
- How mean you, sir?
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I pretty and my saying apt,
or I apt and my saying pretty?
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- Thou pretty, because little
- Little pretty, because little
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- Wherefore apt?
- And therefore apt, because quick
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- Speak you this in my praise, master?
- In thy condign praise
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- I will praise an eeI with the same praise
- What, that an eel is apt?
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- That an eel is quick
- I do say thou art quick in answers. Thou heatest my blood
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- I am answered, sir
- I love not to be crossed
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Boy, I will hereupon confess I am in love
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And as it is base for a soldier to love,
so am I in love with a base wench
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I think scorn to sigh. Methinks I should outswear Cupid.
Comfort me, boy
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- What great men have been in love?
- Hercules, master
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Most sweet Hercules!
More authority, dear boy, name more
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And, sweet my child,
let them be men of good repute and carriage
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Samson, master.
He was a man of good carriage
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Great carriage, for he carried the town-gates
on his back like a porter, and he was in love
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O well-knit Samson! Strong-jointed Samson!
Who was Samson’s love, my dear Moth?
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- A woman, master
- Of what complexion?
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- Of the sea-water green, sir
- Is that one of the four complexions?
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- As I have read, sir, and the best of them too
- Green indeed is the colour of lovers
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But to have a love of that colour,
methinks Samson had small reason for it
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- He surely affected her for her wit
- It was so, sir, for she had a green wit
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My love is most immaculate white and red
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Most maculate thoughts, master,
are masked under such colours
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Define, define, well-educated infant
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My father’s wit and my mother’s tongue
assist me
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Sweet invocation of a child,
most pretty and pathetical
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If she be made of white and red,
Her faults will ne’er be known
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For blushing cheeks by faults are bred
And fears by pale white shown
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Then if she fear, or be to blame,
By this you shall not know
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For still her cheeks possess the same
Which native she doth owe
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A dangerous rhyme, master,
against the reason of white and red
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Is there not a ballad, boy,
of King Cophetua and the beggar maid Zenelophon?
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The world was very guilty of such a ballad
some three ages since, but I think now ’tis not to be found
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I will have that subject newly writ over, that I may
example my digression by some mighty precedent
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Boy, I do love that country girl
that I took in the park with that shallow vassal Costard
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- She deserves well
- To be beaten
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- Sing, boy. My spirit grows heavy in love
- And that’s a great marvel, loving a light wench
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- I say, sing
- Forbear till this company be past
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Sir, the King’s pleasure
is that you keep Costard safe
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And you must suffer him to take no delight,
but he must fast three days a week
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For this damsel,
I must keep her at the Lodge
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I do betray myself with blushing
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- Maid
- Man
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- I will visit thee at the Lodge
- That’s hereby
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- I know where it is situate
- Lord, how wise you are
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- I will tell thee wonders
- With that face?
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- I love thee
- So I heard you say
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- And so farewell
- Fair weather after you
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Come, Jaquenetta, away.
Fare you well, sir
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- Villain, thou shalt fast for thy offences
- Well, sir, I hope when I do it, it shall be on a full stomach
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Thou shalt be heavily punished.
Take away this villain. Shut him up
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Come, you transgressing slave, away
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- Let me not be pent up, sir. I will fast, being loose
- No, sir, that were fast and loose
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- Thou shalt to prison. Come, sir, away
- Very well, Master Moth, I can be quiet
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I do affect the very ground, which is base,
where her shoe, which is baser...
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...guided by her foot, which is basest,
doth tread
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I shall be forsworn,
which is a great argument of falsehood, if I love
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And how can that be true love
which is falsely attempted?
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Love is a devil,
there is no evil angel but Love
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Yet was Samson so tempted,
and he had an excellent strength
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Yet was Solomon so seduced,
and he had a very good wit
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Cupid’s arrow is too sharp for Hercules’ club,
and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier
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His disgrace is to be called boy,
but his glory is to subdue men
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Adieu, valour. Rust, rapier. Be still, drum.
For your manager is in love, yea, he loveth
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Assist me, some extemporal god of rhyme,
for I am sure I shall turn sonnet
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Devise, wit, Write, pen.
For I am for whole volumes in folio
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Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits
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Consider who the King your father sends,
to whom he sends, and what’s his embassy
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Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
to parley...
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...with the sole inheritor of all perfections
that a man may owe, matchless Navarre
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The plea of no less weight
than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen
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Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
as Nature was in making graces dear...
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...when she did starve the general world beside,
and prodigally gave them all to you
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Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
needs not the painted flourish of your praise
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Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues
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I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
than you much willing to be counted wise...
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...in spending your wit in the praise of mine.
But now to task the tasker
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Good Boyet, you are not ignorant all-telling fame
doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow
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Till painful study shall outwear three years,
no woman may approach his silent court
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Therefore to us it seems a needful course...
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...before we enter his forbidden gates,
to know his pleasure
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And in that behalf, bold of your worthiness,
we single you as our best-moving fair solicitor
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Tell him the daughter of the King of France,
on serious business craving quick dispatch...
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...importunes personal conference with his grace
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Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
like humble-visaged suitors, his high will
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- Proud of employment, willingly I go
- All pride is willing pride, and yours is so
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Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
that are vow-fellows with this virtuous King?
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- Lord Longaville is one
- Know you the man?
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I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
in Normandy, saw I this Longaville
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A man of sovereign parts he is esteemed,
well fitted in arts, glorious in arms
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Nothing becomes him ill that he would well
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- Who are the rest?
- The young Dumaine
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A well-accomplished youth,
of all that virtue love for virtue loved
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For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
and shape to win grace though he had no wit
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I saw him at the Duke Alençon’s once
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And much too little of that good I saw
is my report to his great worthiness
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Another of these students at that time
was there with him, if I have heard a truth
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Berowne they call him
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And a merrier man, within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal
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His eye begets occasion for his wit
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For every object that the one doth catch,
the other turns to a mirth-moving jest
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Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
delivers in such apt and gracious words...
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...that aged ears play truant at his tales
and younger hearings are quite ravished
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So sweet and voluble is his discourse
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God bless my ladies!
Are they all in love...
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...that every one her own hath garnished
with such bedecking ornaments of praise?
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- Here comes Boyet
- Now, what admittance, lord?
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Navarre had notice of your fair approach
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And he and his competitors in oath were all addressed
to meet you, gentle lady, before I came
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Marry, thus much I have learned
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He rather means to lodge you in the field,
like one that comes here to besiege his court...
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00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,240
...than seek a dispensation for this oath
to let you enter his unpeopled house
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Here comes Navarre
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Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre
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‘Fair’ I give you back again,
and ‘welcome’ I have not yet
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The roof of this court is too high to be yours,
and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine
259
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,120
- You shall be welcome, madam, to my court
- I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither
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- Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath...
- Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn
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- Not for the world, fair madam, by my will
- Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else
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- Your ladyship is ignorant what it is
- Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise
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I hear your grace hath sworn out house-keeping
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’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
and sin to break it
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But pardon me. I am too sudden-bold.
To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me
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Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
and suddenly resolve me in my suit
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00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,080
Madam, I will, if suddenly I may
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00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,280
You will the sooner that I were away,
for you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay
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00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,000
- Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
- Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
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- I know you did
- How needless was it then to ask the question?
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- You must not be so quick
- ’Tis long of you, you spur me with such questions
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00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,160
- Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ’twill tire
- Not till it leave the rider in the mire
273
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,480
- What time of day?
- The hour that fools should ask
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00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,240
- Now fair befall your mask
- Fair fall the face it covers
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- And send you many lovers
- Amen, so you be none
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Nay, then will I be gone
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00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,440
Madam, your father here doth intimate
the payment of a hundred thousand crowns
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Being but the one half of an entire sum
lent to him by my father for his wars
279
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:24,000
But say that he, or we, as neither have,
received that sum...
280
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,920
...yet there remains unpaid
a hundred thousand more
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00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,440
In surety of the which,
one part of Aquitaine is bound to us
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If then the King your father will restore
but that one half which is unsatisfied...
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...we will give up our right in Aquitaine,
and hold fair friendship with his majesty
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But that it seems, he little purposeth.
Dear Princess...
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...were not his requests so far from reason’s yielding,
your fair self should make a yielding...
286
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,640
...’gainst some reason in my breast
and go well satisfied to France again
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00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,960
You do the King my father too much wrong,
and wrong the reputation of your name...
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00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:03,760
...in so unseeming to confess receipt
of that which hath so faithfully been paid
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00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,440
I do protest I never heard of it. But if you prove it,
I’ll repay it back or yield up Aquitaine
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We arrest your word. Boyet, you can produce acquittance
s
for such a sum from special officers of Charles, his father
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00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,440
- Satisfy me so
- So please your grace...
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00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,000
...the packet is not come.
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them
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00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,920
It shall suffice me, at which interview
all liberal reason I will yield unto
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Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
as honour, without breach of honour...
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...may make tender of to thy true worthiness
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You may not come, fair Princess, in my gates.
But here without you shall be so received...
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00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:47,160
...as you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
though so denied fair harbour in my house
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Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
Tomorrow shall we visit you again
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00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:03,240
- Sweet health and fair desires consort your grace
- Thy own wish wish I thee in every place
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00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,360
Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart
301
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,120
Pray you, do my commendations.
I would be glad to see it
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00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,640
- I would you heard it groan
- Is the fool sick?
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00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,640
- Sick at the heart
- Alack, let it blood
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00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,240
- Would that do it good?
- My physic says ay
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00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,440
- Will you prick it with your eye?
- Non point, with my knife
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00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,000
- Now, God save thy life
- And yours from long living
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00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,760
I cannot stay thanksgiving
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- Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
- The heir of Alençon, Katharine her name
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A gallant lady.
Monsieur, fare you well
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00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,360
I beseech you a word.
What is she in the white?
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00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,040
A woman, an you saw her in the light
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00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,560
- I desire her name
- She hath but one for herself. To desire that were a shame
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00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,880
- Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
- Her mother’s, I have heard
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00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,520
God’s blessing on your beard
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00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:25,760
- Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of Perigord
- Nay, my choler is ended
316
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,520
- She is a most sweet lady
- Not unlike, sir, that may be
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00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,400
- What’s her name in the cap?
- Rosaline, by good hap
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00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,040
- Is she wedded or no?
- To her will, sir, or so
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00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,240
- You are welcome, sir. Adieu
- Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you
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00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,680
That last is Berowne,
the merry madcap lord
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00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,760
- Not a word with him but a jest
- And every jest but a word
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00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,560
- It was well done of you to take him at his word
- I was as willing to grapple as he was to board
323
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,960
- Two hot sheep, marry
- Wherefore sheep?
324
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:07,960
- No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips
- My lips are no common, though several they be
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00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,200
- Belonging to whom?
- To my fortunes and me
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00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,480
Good wits will be jangling.
But, gentles, agree
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00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:21,160
This civil war of wits were much better used
on Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused
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00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:29,160
If my observation, which very seldom lies,
by the heart’s still rhetoric disclosed with eyes...
329
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,800
- ...deceive me not now, Navarre is infected
- With what?
330
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,040
- With that which we lovers entitle ‘affected’
- Your reason?
331
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,960
Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
to the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire
332
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:52,560
His heart, like an agate, with your print impressed,
proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed
333
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:59,200
His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be
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00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:07,280
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
to feel only looking on fairest of fair
335
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:14,440
His face’s own margin did quote such amazes
that all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes
336
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:22,240
I’ll give you Aquitaine and all that is his,
an you give him for my sake but one loving kiss
337
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:28,680
- Come to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed
- But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclosed
338
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,320
I only have made a mouth of his eye,
by adding a tongue which I know will not lie
339
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:40,200
- Thou art an old love-monger, and speakest skilfully
- He is Cupid’s grandfather, and workest wilfully
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00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,080
- Do you hear, my mad wenches?
- No
341
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,720
- What then, do you see?
- Ay, our way to be gone
342
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,400
You are too hard for me
343
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:22,600
So well I love thee, as without thee
I love nothing, nothing without thee
344
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:32,360
If I might choose, I’d rather die than be
one day debarred thy company
345
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,280
Warble, child
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00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:46,440
So well I love thee, as without thee
I love nothing, nothing without thee
347
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:52,920
Your beauty haunts me still,
Nor one poor minute’s rest
348
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,160
So well I love thee
349
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:11,800
Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part.
Nay, I have done, you get no more of me
350
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:27,320
And I am glad, yea, glad with all my heart
that thus so cleanly I myself can free
351
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,240
Make passionate my sense of hearing
352
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:40,560
Sweet air! Go, tenderness of years, take this key,
give enlargement to Costard the swain
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00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:45,960
Bring him festinately hither.
I must employ him in a letter to my love
354
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Master, will you win your love
with a tune at the tongue’s end?
355
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:56,720
Sigh a note and sing a note, sometime through the throat,
as if you swallowed love with singing love?
356
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,720
Sometime through the nose,
as if you snuffed up love by smelling love?
357
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,840
With your hat penthouse-like over the shop of your eyes,
or your arms folded like the man in the old painting?
358
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,360
These are compliments, these are humours,
these betray nice wenches
359
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,120
- Do you note me, master?
- How hast thou purchased this experience?
360
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,560
By my penny of observation.
But have you forgot your love?
361
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:28,600
- Almost I had
- Negligent student! Learn her by heart
362
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,040
- By heart and in heart
- And out of heart, master
363
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,080
- All these three I will prove
- What wilt thou prove, boy?
364
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,280
A man if I live,
and this ‘by’, ‘in’ and ‘out’ upon the instant
365
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,000
‘By’ heart you love her
because your heart cannot come by her
366
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,920
‘In’ heart you love her
because your heart is in love with her
367
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,440
And ‘out’ of heart you love her,
being out of heart that you cannot enjoy her
368
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,280
I am all these three.
Fetch hither the swain. He must carry me a letter
369
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,200
- I go
- The way is but short. Away
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00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,520
- As swift as lead, sir
- Thy meaning, pretty ingenious?
371
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,920
Is not lead a metal, heavy, dull and slow?
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00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,680
Minime, honest master.
Or rather, master, no
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00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,840
- I say lead is slow
- You are too swift, sir, to say so
374
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,440
- Is that lead slow which is fired from a gun?
- Sweet smoke of rhetoric
375
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,040
He reputes me a cannon,
and the bullet, that’s he
376
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,040
- I shoot thee at the swain
- Thump then, and I flee
377
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,240
A most acute juvenal,
voluble and free of grace
378
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,640
By thy favour, sweet welkin,
I must sigh in thy face
379
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,480
Most rude melancholy,
valour gives thee place
380
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,200
My herald is returned
381
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:00,960
- A wonder, master. Here’s a costard broken in a shin
- Some riddle, some enigma. Come, thy l’envoi, begin
382
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:08,440
No riddle, no enema, no l’envoi, no salve sir,
but a plain plantain
383
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:15,400
The heaving of my lungs provokes me to ridiculous smiling.
O, pardon me, my stars
384
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,840
Doth the inconsiderate take salve for l’envoi,
and l’envoi for a salve?
385
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:26,920
- Do the wise think them other? Is not l’envoi a salve?
- No, it is an epilogue or discourse...
386
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,920
...to make plain some obscure precedence
that hath tofore been sain. I will example
387
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,440
The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee
were still at odds, being but three
388
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,520
- There’s the moral. Now the l’envoi...
- I will add the l’envoi. Say the moral again
389
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,080
The fox, the ape and the humble-bee
were still at odds, being but three
390
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,800
Until the goose came out of door,
and stayed the odds by adding four
391
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,000
Now will I begin your moral,
and do you follow with my l’envoi
392
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,640
The fox, the ape and the humble-bee,
were still at odds, being but three
393
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,760
Until the goose came out of door,
staying the odds by adding four
394
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,760
Adding four
395
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,800
How did this argument begin?
396
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,120
By saying that a costard was broken in a shin.
Then called you for the l’envoi
397
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,040
True, and I called for a plantain
398
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,600
- But tell me, how was there a costard broken in a shin?
- I will tell you sensibly
399
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,880
Thou hast no feeling of it, Moth.
I will speak this l’envoy
400
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:41,440
I, Costard, running out, that was safely within,
fell over the threshold and broke my shin
401
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,760
We will talk no more of this matter
402
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,080
- Sirrah Costard, I will enfranchise thee
- Marry me to one Frances?
403
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:05,200
By my sweet soul, I mean setting thee at liberty.
Thou wert immured, restrained, captivated, bound
404
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:09,080
True, true, and now you will be my purgation
and let me loose
405
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,760
I give thee thy liberty,
and in lieu thereof impose on thee nothing but this
406
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,040
Bear this significant to the country maid
407
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:29,200
’Tis true that she is beauteous, truth itself that she
is lovely.
and Jaquenetta they call her. Come, there is emolument
408
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,760
- Go. Moth, follow
- Like the sequel, I. Signor Costard, adieu
409
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:41,160
My sweet ounce of man’s flesh!
Now will I look to his emolument
410
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:54,440
Emolument.
O, that’s the Spanish word for three farthings
411
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,880
Three farthings... emolument
412
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:11,760
‘What’s the price of this inkle?’ ‘One penny’.
‘No, I’ll give you a emolument’
413
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,280
Why, it carries it. ‘Emolument’.
I will never buy and sell out of this word
414
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,840
My good knave Costard,
exceedingly well met
415
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,440
Pray you, sir,
how much silk may a man buy for an emolument?
416
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,720
- What is the emolument?
- Marry, sir, three farthings
417
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,560
Why then, three-farthings worth of silk
418
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,560
- I thank your worship. God be with you!
- Stay, slave, I must employ thee
419
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,800
As thou wilt win my favour, good my knave,
do one thing for me that I shall entreat
420
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,360
- When would you have it done, sir?
- This afternoon
421
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,880
- Well, I will do it, sir. Fare you well
- Thou knowest not what it is
422
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,160
- I shall know, sir, when I have done it
- Why, villain, thou must know first
423
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,760
- I will come to your worship tomorrow morning
- It must be done this afternoon
424
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,800
Hark, slave, it is but this
425
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:02,280
The Princess comes to hunt here in the park,
and in her train there is a gentle lady
426
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:10,040
When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name,
and Rosaline they call her
427
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,560
Ask for her, and to her white hand
see thou do commend this sealed-up counsel
428
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,480
There’s thy remuneration, go
429
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:36,200
Remuneration, O sweet remuneration!
Better than emolument
430
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,320
Elevenpence farthing better
431
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,680
Most sweet remuneration!
I will do it sir
432
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Remuneration... Emolument...
433
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,800
And I, forsooth, in love
434
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,320
I, that have been love’s whip,
a very beadle to a humorous sigh
435
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,840
A critic, nay, a night-watch constable,
a domineering pedant over the boy
436
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:28,520
Than whom no mortal so magnificent,
this wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy
437
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:35,480
This Signor Junior, giant-dwarf, Don Cupid,
regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms
438
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:40,760
The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
liege of all loiterers and malcontents
439
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:46,480
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors
440
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,320
O my little heart
441
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,320
And I to be a corporal of his field,
and wear his colours like a tumbler’s hoop
442
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:09,000
What, I?
I love? I sue? I seek a wife?
443
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:23,240
A woman, that is like a German clock,
still a-repairing, ever out of frame
444
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,040
And never going aright, being a watch,
but being watched that it may still go right
445
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,320
Nay, to be perjured, which is worst of all,
and among three to love the worst of all
446
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,520
A whitely wanton with a velvet brow,
with two pitch-balls stuck in her face for eyes
447
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:46,000
Ay, and by heaven, one that will do the deed
though Argus were her eunuch and her guard
448
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,520
And I to sigh for her, to watch for her,
to pray for her!
449
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:59,040
Go to, it is a plague that Cupid will impose
for my neglect of his almighty dreadful little might
450
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:18,920
Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue and groan.
Some men must love my lady, and some Joan
451
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:03,320
Was that the King, that spurred his horse so hard
against the steep-up rising of the hill?
452
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,840
I know not, but I think it was not he
453
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,640
Whoe’er he was, he showed a mounting mind
454
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:17,600
Well, friends, today we shall have our dispatch.
On Saturday we will return to France
455
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:24,000
Then, forester, my friend, where is the bush
that we must stand and play the murderer in?
456
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Hereby, upon the edge of yonder coppice.
A stand where you may make the fairest shoot
457
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:35,800
I thank my beauty, I am fair that shoot,
and thereupon thou speakest ‘the fairest shoot’
458
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,880
Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so
459
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:45,160
What, what? First praise me, and again say no?
O short-lived pride! Not fair? Alack for woe
460
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,160
- Yes, madam, fair
- Nay, never paint me now
461
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,080
Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow
462
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:59,000
Here, good my glass, take this for telling true.
Fair payment for foul words is more than due
463
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,640
- Nothing but fair is that which you inherit
- See, see, my beauty will be saved by merit
464
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:11,880
But come, the gun. Now mercy goes to kill,
and shooting well is then accounted ill
465
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:18,200
Thus will I save my credit in the shoot.
Not wounding, pity would not let me do it
466
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:24,280
If wounding, then it was to show my skill,
that more for praise than purpose meant to kill
467
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:30,400
And out of question so it is sometimes.
Glory grows guilty of detested crimes
468
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:38,240
When, for fame’s sake, for praise, an outward part,
we bend to that the working of the heart
469
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:44,640
As I for praise alone now seek to spill
the poor deer’s blood, that my heart means no ill
470
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:50,640
Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty
only for praise’ sake...
471
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,000
...when they strive to be
lords over their lords?
472
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:58,960
Only for praise, and praise we may afford
to any lady that subdues a lord
473
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,000
- God dig-you-den-all
- Here comes a member of the commonwealth
474
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,920
Pray you, which is the head lady?
475
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,160
Thou shalt know her, fellow,
by the rest that have no heads
476
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,560
- Which is the greatest lady, the highest?
- The thickest and the tallest
477
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:24,080
The thickest and the tallest.
It is so, truth is truth
478
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,840
Are not you the chief woman?
You are the thickest here
479
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,920
- What’s your will, sir? What’s your will?
- I have a letter from Lord Berowne to one Lady Rosaline
480
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:41,080
O, thy letter, thy letter! He’s a good friend of mine.
Stand aside, good bearer
481
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,000
Boyet, you can carve.
Break up this capon, and everyone give ear
482
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,280
I am bound to serve
483
00:46:51,560 --> 00:47:00,440
‘By heaven, that thou art fair is most infallible,
tru
e that thou art beauteous, truth itself that thou art lovely’
484
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:07,760
‘The magnanimous King Cophetua
set eye upon the most indubitate beggar maid Zenelophon’
485
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,080
This letter is mistook, it importeth none here
486
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,120
- It is writ to Jaquenetta
- ‘From Don Adriano de Armado’
487
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,200
This Armado is a Spaniard
that keeps here in court
488
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,440
Thou fellow, a word.
Who gave thee this letter?
489
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,320
- I told you, my lord
- To whom shouldst thou give it?
490
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,120
- From my lord to my lady
- From which lord to which lady?
491
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,960
From my Lord Berowne, a good master of mine,
to a lady of France that he called Rosaline
492
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,360
Thou hast mistaken his letter.
Come, friends, away
493
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,360
Here, sweet, put up this,
’twill be thine another day
494
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,360
Who is the shooter? Who is the shooter?
495
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,040
- Shall I teach you, fair one?
- Ay, my continent of beauty
496
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,720
Why, she that bears the gun.
Finely put off
497
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,480
You still wrangle with her, Boyet,
and she strikes at the brow
498
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,360
But she herself is hit lower,
have I hit her now?
499
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:17,080
Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,
thou canst not hit it, my good man
500
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,880
An I cannot, cannot, cannot,
an I cannot, another can
501
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,040
By my troth, most pleasant.
How both did fit it
502
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,840
I fear too much rubbing.
Good day, my good owl
503
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:52,440
Very reverend sport, truly,
and done in the testimony of a good conscience
504
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,200
The deer was, as you know, in sanguis, blood
505
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,080
Ripe as the fruit, which now hangeth like a jewel
in the ear of caelum, the sky, the welkin, the heaven
506
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:06,120
And anon falleth like a crab-apple
on the face of terra, the soil, the land, the earth
507
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:13,640
Truly, Master Holofernes,
the epithets are sweetly varied, like a scholar at the least
508
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,480
But, sir, I assure ye it was a buck of the first head
509
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:25,240
- Sir Nathaniel, haud credo
- ’Twas not an old grey doe, ’twas a pricket
510
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:32,120
Most barbarous intimation! A kind of insinuation,
as it were, in via, in way, of explication
511
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:41,440
Facere, as it were, replication, or rather,
ostentare, to show, as it were, his inclination...
512
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,840
...after his undressed, unpolished,
uneducated, unpruned, untrained...
513
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:59,360
...or rather, unlettered, or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion,
to insert against my haud credo for a deer
514
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,840
I said the deer was not an old grey doe, ’twas a pricket
515
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,840
Twice-sod simplicity! Bis coctus
516
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,440
O thou monster Ignorance,
how deformed dost thou look
517
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:23,200
Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties
that are bred in a book
518
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:28,520
He hath not eaten paper, as it were,
he hath not drunk ink
519
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:37,520
His intellect is not replenished.
He is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts
520
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:43,840
And such barren plants are set before us,
that we thankful should be...
521
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:51,760
...which we of taste and feeling are,
for those parts that do fructify in us more than he
522
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,440
For as it would ill become me
to be vain, indiscreet, or a fool...
523
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:03,320
...so were there a patch set on learning,
to see him in a school
524
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:17,160
But omne bene, say I, being of an old father’s mind.
Many can brook the weather that love not the wind
525
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,360
Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal epitaph
on the death of the deer?
526
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,880
And, to humour the ignorant,
call I the deer the Princess killed a pricket
527
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:34,400
Proceed, good Master Holofernes, proceed,
so it shall please you to abrogate scurrility
528
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:40,560
The preyful Princess pierced and pricked
a pretty pleasing...
529
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,800
Pricket?
530
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:49,840
Some say a sore, but not a sore,
till now made sore with shooting
531
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:58,520
The dogs did yell, put ‘L’ to sore,
then sorel jumps from thicket
532
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:06,760
A pricket, sore, or else sorel,
the people fall a-hooting
533
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:12,920
- A rare talent
- This is a gift that I have, simple, simple
534
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:19,640
A foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures,
objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions
535
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:26,280
These are begot in the ventricle of memory,
nourished in the womb of the brain...
536
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,000
...and delivered upon the mellowing of occasion
537
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:36,520
But the gift is good in those in whom it is acute,
and I am thankful for it
538
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,640
You two are book-men,
can you tell me by your wit...
539
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:48,080
What was a month old at Cain’s birth
that’s not five weeks old as yet?
540
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,400
- Dictynna, goodman Dull. Dictynna
- Who is Dictynna?
541
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,680
A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon
542
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:05,080
Sir, I praise the Lord for you, and so may my parishioners,
for their sons are well tutored by you
543
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:11,960
And their daughters profit very greatly under you.
You are a good member of the commonwealth
544
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,920
By Hercules, if their sons be ingenious,
they shall want no instruction
545
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,360
If their daughters be capable,
I will put it to them
546
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,680
But vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
A soul feminine saluteth us
547
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,160
God give you good morrow, Master Parson
548
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:33,840
Be so good as read me this letter. It was sent me
from Don Armado. I beseech you, read it
549
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,680
- What, my soul, verses?
- Ay, sir, and very learned
550
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:44,200
Let me hear a staff, a stanza, a verse.
Lege, domine
551
00:53:48,880 --> 00:54:00,240
‘If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love?
Ah, never faith could hold, if not to beauty vowed’
552
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:14,720
‘Though to myself forsworn, to thee I’ll faithful prove
.
Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee like osiers bowed’
553
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:27,120
‘If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice.
Well learned is that tongue that well can thee commend’
554
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:41,720
‘Celestial as thou art, O, pardon, love, this wrong,
That sings heaven’s praise with such an earthly tongue’
555
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,200
You find not the apostraphus, and so miss the accent.
Let me supervise the canzonet
556
00:54:55,120 --> 00:55:03,080
Here are only numbers ratified. But, for the elegancy,
facility, and golden cadence of poesy, it is wanting
557
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,960
- Damosella virgin, was this directed to you?
- Ay, sir
558
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:17,160
I will overglance the superscript. ‘To the snow-white hand
of the most beauteous Lady Rosaline’
559
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,280
I will look again on the nomination
of the party writing to the person written unto
560
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:27,240
‘Your ladyship’s in all desired employment, Berowne’
561
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,120
Sir Nathaniel, this Berowne
is one of the votaries with the King
562
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,400
And here he hath framed a letter to Lady Rosaline,
which accidentally hath miscarried
563
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:43,200
Trip and go, my sweet. Deliver this paper
into the royal hand of the King. It may concern much
564
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,000
- Stay not thy compliment. Adieu
- Sir, God save your life
565
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:54,200
- Good Costard, go with me
- Have with thee, my girl
566
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,280
Sir, you have done this in the fear of God,
very religiously
567
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,080
I thank you. But to return to the verses.
Did they please you, Sir Nathaniel?
568
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,440
- Marvellous well for the pen
- I do dine today at the father’s of a certain pupil of mine
569
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,120
Where, if before repast it shall please you
to gratify the table with a grace...
570
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:20,920
...I will, on my privilege I have with the parents
of the foresaid child, undertake your ben venuto
571
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:28,720
Where I will prove those verses to be very unlearned,
neither savouring of poetry, wit, nor invention
572
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,960
- I beseech your society
- And thank you too
573
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,480
For society, saith the text,
is the happiness of life
574
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:45,880
Sir, I do invite you too, you shall not say me nay.
Pauca verba. Away
575
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,720
The gentles are at their game,
and we will to our recreation
576
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,400
The King he is hunting the deer,
I am coursing myself
577
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:47,880
They have pitched atoil, I am toiling in pitch,
pitch that defiles. ‘Defile’, a foul word
578
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:54,120
Well, sit thee down, sorrow, for so the fool said,
and so say I, and I the fool
579
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:59,200
By the Lord, I will not love.
If I do, hang me. In faith, I will not
580
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:11,320
O, but her eye! By this light, but for her eye,
I would not love her. Yes, for her two eyes
581
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,200
Well, I do nothing in the world but lie,
and lie in my throat
582
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,920
By heaven, I do love, and it hath taught me
to rhyme and to be melancholy
583
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,080
And here is part of my rhyme,
and here my melancholy
584
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,520
Well, she hath one of my sonnets already.
The fool sent it, the clown bore it, and the lady hath it
585
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:34,440
Sweet fool, sweeter clown, sweetest lady
586
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,080
By the world, I would not care a pin,
if the other three were in
587
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,840
Here comes one with a paper.
God give him grace to groan
588
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,160
- Ay me!
- Shot, by heaven. Proceed, sweet Cupid
589
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:51,040
Thou hast thumped him with thy bird-bolt
under the left pap. In faith, secrets
590
00:58:55,680 --> 00:59:01,880
So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not
To those fresh morning drops upon the rose...
591
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:08,320
...As thy eye-beams, when their fresh rays have smote
The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows
592
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:15,560
No drop but as a coach doth carry thee.
So ridest thou triumphing in my woe
593
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:28,800
Do but behold the tears that swell in me,
And they thy glory through my griefs will show
594
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:54,920
O queen of queens, how far dost thou excel,
No thought can think, nor tongue of mortal tell
595
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,880
How shall she know my griefs?
596
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:10,320
I’ll drop the paper.
Dark night, shade folly
597
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:15,200
Who comes here?
What, Longaville?
598
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,600
- And reading. Listen, ear
- Now, in thy likeness, one more fool appear
599
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,520
Ay me, I am forsworn
600
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,240
- In love, I hope, sweet fellowship in shame
- One drunkard loves another of the name
601
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:46,720
- Am I the first that have been perjured so?
- I could put thee in comfort. Not by two that I know
602
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,240
I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move
603
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:03,040
Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye,
’Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument...
604
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,520
...Persuade my heart to this false perjury?
605
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,880
Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment
606
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:22,560
A woman I forswore, but I will prove,
Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee
607
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:34,600
My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love.
Thy grace being gained cures all disgrace in me
608
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:43,440
Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is
609
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:53,680
Then thou, fair sun, which on my earth dost shine,
Inhalest this vapour-vow, in thee it is
610
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,160
If broken then, it is no fault of mine
611
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:11,920
If by me broke, what fool is not so wise
To lose an oath to win a paradise?
612
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,440
By whom shall I send this?
613
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,520
Company... stay
614
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,520
Like a demi-god here sit I in the sky,
and wretched fools’ secrets heedfully over-eye
615
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,440
More sacks to the mill
616
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:38,400
O Heavens, I have my wish!
Dumaine transformed. Four woodcocks in a dish
617
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,920
- O most divine Kate
- O most profane coxcomb
618
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:49,040
By heaven, the wonder in a mortal eye!
As upright as the cedar, as fair as day
619
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,680
- O that I had my wish!
- And I had mine
620
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,920
- And I had mine
- And I had mine
621
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:17,440
I would forget her, but a fever she
reigns in my blood and will remembered be
622
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,760
- Once more I’ll read the ode that I have writ
- Once more I’ll mark how love can vary wit
623
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:42,080
On a day - alack the day -
Love, whose month is ever May...
624
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:47,840
...Spied a blossom passing fair
Playing in the wanton air
625
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:55,080
Through the velvet leaves the wind,
All unseen, can passage find
626
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:08,160
That the lover, sick to death,
Wished himself the heaven’s breath
627
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:15,440
Air, quoth he, thy cheeks may blow.
Air, would I might triumph so
628
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,920
But, alack, my hand is sworn
Ne’er to pluck thee from thy thorn
629
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:28,000
Vow, alack, for youth unmeet,
Youth so apt to pluck a sweet
630
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:33,320
Do not call it sin in me,
That I am forsworn for thee
631
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:40,000
Thou for whom e’en Jove would swear
Juno but a harridan were
632
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,000
And deny himself for Jove,
Turning mortal for thy love
633
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,880
O, would the King, Berowne and Longaville
were lovers too
634
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:02,560
Ill, to example ill,
would from my forehead wipe a perjured note
635
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,360
For none offend where all alike do dote
636
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:12,960
Dumaine, you may look pale, but I should blush, I know,
to be overheard and taken napping so
637
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,560
Come, sir, you blush
638
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,960
As his your case is such.
You chide at him, offending twice as much
639
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,840
You do not love Maria? Longaville
did never sonnet for her sake compile?
640
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,200
Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart
his loving bosom to keep down his heart?
641
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:45,040
I have been closely shrouded all the while,
and marked you both, and for you both did blush
642
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:53,200
I heard your guilty rhymes, observed your fashion,
saw sighs reek from you, noted well your passion
643
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:59,840
‘Ay me!’ says one. ‘O Jove!’ the other cries.
One, her hairs were gold, crystal the other’s eyes
644
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:10,080
You would for paradise break faith and troth,
and Jove, for your love, would infringe an oath
645
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:18,120
What will Berowne say when that he shall hear
faith infringed, which such zeal did swear?
646
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,680
How will he scorn, how will he spend his wit?
How will he triumph, leap and laugh at it?
647
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,040
For all the wealth that ever I did see,
I would not have him know so much of me
648
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,000
Ah, good my liege, I pray thee, pardon me
649
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:40,120
What grace hast thou, thus to reprove
these worms for loving, that art most in love?
650
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,600
Your eyes do make no coaches? In your tears
there is no certain princess that appears?
651
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,840
You’ll not be perjured, ’tis a hateful thing
652
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:05,240
But are you not ashamed? Nay, are you not,
all three of you, to be thus much overshot?
653
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,600
You found his mote, the King your mote did see.
But I a beam do find in each of three
654
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:18,520
O, what a scene of foolery have I seen,
of sighs, of groans, of sorrow and of teen
655
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,560
O me, with what strict patience have I sat,
to see a king transformed to a gnat
656
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,480
Where lies thy grief?
O, tell me, good Dumaine
657
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,520
And gentle Longaville,
where lies thy pain?
658
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,480
And where my liege’s?
All about the breast. Some medicine, ho!
659
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,800
Too bitter is thy jest.
Are we betrayed thus to thy over-view?
660
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,200
Not you to me, but I betrayed by you.
I that am honest...
661
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,360
I that hold it sin
to break the vow I am engaged in
662
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,400
I am betrayed, by keeping company
with men like you, men of inconstancy
663
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,760
When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme?
664
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,720
Or groan for Joan?
When shall you hear that I will praise...
665
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:19,040
...a hand, a foot, a face, an eye
a brow, a breast, a waist, a leg, a limb?
666
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:21,200
Soft, whither away so fast?
667
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,480
- God bless the King
- What present hast thou there?
668
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,320
- Some certain treason
- What makes treason here?
669
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:31,040
I beseech your grace, let this letter be read.
Our parson misdoubts it. ’Twas treason, he said
670
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,200
Berowne... Berowne?
671
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,640
Read it over.
Where hadst thou it?
672
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,560
- Of Costard
- Where hadst thou it?
673
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,160
How now, what’s in you?
Why dost thou tear it?
674
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,840
- A toy, my liege, a toy. Your grace needs not fear it
- It did move him to passion, and therefore let’s hear it
675
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,000
It is Berowne’s writing, and here’s his name
676
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,000
You whoreson loggerhead,
you were born to do me shame
677
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:02,760
Guilty, my lord, guilty.
I confess, I confess
678
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,640
- What?
- That you three fools lacked me fool to make up the mess
679
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:13,240
He, he and you - and you, my liege - and I,
are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die
680
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,000
O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you more
681
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,320
- Now the number is even
- True, true, we are four
682
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,640
- Will these lovebirds be gone?
- Hence, sir, away
683
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:25,080
Walk aside the true folk,
and let the traitors stay
684
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:36,320
Sweet lords, sweet lovers, o, let us embrace
685
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,160
As true we are as flesh and blood can be
686
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:56,080
The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face.
Young blood doth not obey an old decree
687
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,560
We cannot cross the cause why we were born,
therefore of all hands must we be forsworn
688
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,320
What, did these rent lines show some love of thine?
689
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:11,280
‘Did they?’ quoth you. Who sees the heavenly Rosaline,
that, like a rude and savage man of Inde...
690
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:16,600
...at the first opening of the gorgeous east,
bows not his vassal head and, strucken blind...
691
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,920
...kisses the base ground with obedient breast?
692
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:26,320
What peremptory eagle-sighted eye dares look upon
the heaven of her brow that is not blinded by her majesty?
693
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,040
What zeal, what fury hath inspired thee now?
694
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:35,640
My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon.
She an attending star, scarce seen a light
695
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:41,200
My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Berowne.
O, but for my love, day would turn to night
696
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:47,640
Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not.
To things for sale a seller’s praise belongs
697
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:52,560
She passes praise, then praise too short doth blot
698
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:57,360
A withered hermit, five-score winters worn,
might shake off fifty, looking in her eye
699
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,560
Your mistresses dare never come in rain,
for fear their colours should be washed away
700
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,800
’Twere’ good yours did. For, sir, to tell you plain,
I’ll find a fairer face not washed today
701
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:11,080
- I’ll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here
- I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear
702
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:14,480
Look, here’s thy love.
My foot and her face see
703
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:23,720
- But what of this? Are we not all in love?
- Nothing so sure, and thereby all forsworn
704
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:30,680
Then leave this chat, and, good Berowne,
now prove our loving lawful, and our faith not torn
705
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,440
Ay, marry, there. Some flattery for this evil
706
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:38,240
O, some authority how to proceed.
Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil
707
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:44,760
O ’tis more than need.
Have at you then, affection’s men-at-arms
708
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:58,080
Consider what you first did swear unto:
to fast, to study, and to see no woman
709
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,560
Flat treason ’gainst the kingly state of youth
710
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:12,880
Say, can you fast? Your stomachs are too young,
and abstinence engenders maladies
711
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:18,040
O, we have made a vow to study, lords,
and in that vow we have forsworn our books
712
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:24,240
For when would you, my liege, or you, or you,
in leaden contemplation have found out...
713
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:29,200
...such fiery verses as the prompting eyes
of beauty’s tutors have enriched you with?
714
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:35,600
Other slow arts entirely keep the brain,
but love...
715
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:40,240
...first learned in a lady’s eyes,
lives not alone immured in the brain
716
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:45,320
But with the motion of all elements
courses as swift as thought in every power
717
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,320
And gives to every power a double power,
above their functions and their offices
718
01:12:51,640 --> 01:13:01,320
It adds a precious seeing to the eye.
A lover’s eyes will gaze an eagle blind
719
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,600
A lover’s ear will hear the lowest sound
720
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:15,760
Love’s feeling is more soft and sensible
than are the tender horns of cockled snails
721
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,960
Love’s tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste
722
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:27,360
For valour, is not Love a Hercules,
still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
723
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:36,520
Subtle as Sphinx, as sweet and musical
as bright Apollo’s lute, strung with his hair
724
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:49,360
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
make heaven drowsy with the harmony
725
01:13:56,600 --> 01:14:02,880
Never durst poet touch a pen to write
until his ink were tempered with Love’s sighs
726
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:13,240
O, then his lines would ravish savage ears
and plant in tyrants mild humility
727
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:27,840
From women’s eyes this doctrine I derive:
they sparkle still the right Promethean fire
728
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:39,760
They are the books, the arts, the academes,
that show, contain and nourish all the world
729
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:43,360
Else none at all in ought proves excellent
730
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:52,000
Then fools you were these women to forswear,
or keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools
731
01:14:53,360 --> 01:15:00,640
For wisdom’s sake, a word that all men love,
or for love’s sake, a word that loves all men...
732
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:09,280
Or for men’s sake, the authors of these women,
or women’s sake, by whom we men are men...
733
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:17,080
Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves
or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths
734
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:20,800
It is religion to be thus forsworn
735
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:25,960
For charity itself fulfills the law,
and who can sever love from charity?
736
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,400
Saint Cupid, then!
And, soldiers, to the field
737
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:36,840
- Advance your standard, and upon them, lords
- Pell-mell, down with them
738
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:40,800
- Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France?
- And win them too
739
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,600
Therefore let us devise
some entertainment for them in their lodge
740
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:49,240
We will with some strange pastime solace them,
such as the shortness of the time can shape
741
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:56,360
For revels, dances, masks and merry hours
forerun fair Love, strewing her way with flowers
742
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:05,000
Away, away. No time shall be omitted
that will betime, and may by us be fitted
743
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,560
Allons!
744
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:53,040
I praise God for you, sir.
Your reasons at dinner were sharp and sententious
745
01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:05,160
Pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation,
audacious without impudency...
746
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,840
...and learned without opinion
747
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:18,160
I did converse this quondam day
with a companion of the King’s...
748
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:25,320
...who is intituled, nominated or called
Don Adriano de Armado
749
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,080
Novi hominem tanquam te
750
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,480
His humour is lofty,
his discourse peremptory...
751
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:34,560
His tongue filed, his eye ambitious,
his gait majestical...
752
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:38,800
...and his general behavior
vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical
753
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:49,960
He is too picked, too spruce, too affected,
too odd, as it were, too peregrinate, as I may call it
754
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,840
A most singular and choice epithet
755
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:58,760
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument
756
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:08,480
I abhor such fanatical phantasimes, such
unsociable companions, such rackers of orthography...
757
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:18,800
...as to speak ‘dout’ when he should say ‘doubt’,
‘det’ when he should pronounce ‘debt’ ― d,e,b,t, not d,e,t
758
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,840
He calleth a calf ‘carf’, half ‘harf’,
naygebour ‘naybour’
759
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:33,040
This is abhominable.
It insinuateth me of insanire
760
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:44,640
- Ne intelligis, domine? Insanire, to make frantic, lunatic
- Laus Deo, bone intelligo
761
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:53,520
Bone? I smell false Latin. Bone for bene
762
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,360
- Videsne quis venit?
- Video, et gaudeo
763
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,000
Men of peace!
764
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,840
Well encountered
765
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,200
- Good sir, salutation
- Monsieur
766
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:42,200
Arts-man, preambulate.
We will be singuled from the barbarous
767
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:46,280
They have been at a great feast of languages
and stolen the scraps
768
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:52,840
O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.
I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word
769
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:57,720
For thou art not so long
as honorificabilitudinitatibus
770
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,200
- Thou art easier swallowed than a crab apple
- Peace, the peal begins
771
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:07,560
Do you not educate youth
at the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
772
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,760
- Or mons, the hill
- At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain
773
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:13,600
I do, sans question
774
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:22,720
Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and affection
to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion...
775
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:28,400
...in the posteriors of this day,
which the rude multitude call the afternoon
776
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:35,960
The posterior of the day, most generous sir,
is liable, congruent and measurable for the afternoon
777
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:42,560
The word is well culled, choice, sweet and apt,
I do assure you, sir, I do assure
778
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:50,040
Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and my familiar,
I do assure ye, very good friend
779
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,920
For what is inward between us, let it pass
780
01:21:55,720 --> 01:22:02,200
For I must tell thee, it will please His Majesty,
by the world, sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder...
781
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:08,040
...and with his royal finger
thus dally with my excrement
782
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:24,520
With my mustachio.
But, sweet heart, let that pass
783
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,920
By the world, I recount no fable. Some certain special
honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart to Armado
784
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:39,920
A soldier, a man of travel, that hath seen the world.
But let that pass
785
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:45,000
The very all of all is,
but, sweet heart, I do implore secrecy...
786
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:52,760
...that the King would have me present
the Princess, sweet chuck...
787
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:03,600
...with some delightful ostentation,
or show, or pageant, or firework
788
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:13,720
Now, understanding that the curate
and your sweet self are good at such eruptions...
789
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:21,440
...and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it were, I have
acquainted you withal, to the end to crave your assistance
790
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:27,400
Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some entertainment of time,
some show in the posterior of this day...
791
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:33,560
...to be rendered by our assistance, the King’s command
and this most gallant, illustrious and learned gentleman...
792
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:40,760
...before the Princess, I say none so fit
as to present ‘The Nine Worthies’
793
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,920
- By my troth
- ’Twill be admirable
794
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,080
Where will you find
men worthy enough to present them?
795
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:57,480
Yourself, Alexander, this gallant gentleman, Hector,
the swain shall pass Pompey the Great, the boy, Hercules
796
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:08,840
Pardon, sir, error. He is not quantity enough for that
Worthy’s thumb, he is not so big as the end of his club
797
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:14,640
Shall I have audience?
He shall present Hercules in minority
798
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:23,640
His enter and exit shall be strangling a snake,
and I will have an apology for that purpose
799
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,400
An excellent device.
So, if any of the audience hiss...
800
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:30,480
...you may cry ‘Well done, Hercules,
now thou crushest the snake’
801
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:32,520
For the rest of the Worthies?
802
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:36,720
- I shall play three myself
- Thrice-worthy gentleman
803
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,920
- Shall I tell you a thing?
- We attend
804
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:47,400
We will be, if this fadge, true masters of art.
I beseech you, follow
805
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:02,760
Via, goodman Dull.
Thou hast spoken no word all this while
806
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,440
Nor understood none neither, sir
807
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:16,320
Allons! We will employ thee
808
01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:23,040
I’ll make one in a dance, or so.
Or I will play on the virginals to the Worthies
809
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:28,520
Most dull, honest Dull.
To our sport, away
810
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:24,120
Sweet hearts, we shall be rich ere we depart
if fairings come thus plentifully in
811
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:30,200
Look you what I have from the loving King.
A lady walled about with diamonds
812
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:32,760
Madam, came nothing else along with that?
813
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:36,520
Nothing but this? Yes, as much love in rhyme...
814
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:42,080
...as would be crammed up in a sheet of paper,
writ on both sides the leaf, margin and all
815
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,400
But Rosaline, you have a favour too.
Who sent it? And what is it?
816
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:53,240
I would you knew. And if my face were but
as fair as yours, my favour were as great
817
01:26:54,000 --> 01:27:00,840
Be witness this.
Nay, I have verses too, I thank Berowne
818
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:06,160
The numbers true, and, were the numbering too,
I were the fairest goddess on the ground
819
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:14,440
I am compared to twenty thousand fairs.
O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter
820
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:21,040
- Anything like?
- Much in the letters, nothing in the praise
821
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:29,320
Beauteous as ink, a good conclusion.
But, Katharine, what was sent to you from fair Dumaine?
822
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,080
- Madam, this glove
- Did he not send you twain?
823
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:39,200
Yes, madam, and, moreover,
some thousand verses of a faithful lover
824
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:45,320
A huge translation of hypocrisy,
vilely compiled, profound simplicity
825
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:52,040
This, and these pearls, to me sent Longaville.
The letter is too long by half a mile
826
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:59,480
I think no less. Dost thou not wish in heart
The chain were longer and the letter short?
827
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:05,800
- Ay, or I would these hands might never part
- We are wise girls to mock our lovers so
828
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:13,880
They are worse fools to purchase mocking so.
That same Berowne I’ll torture ere I go
829
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:21,840
O that I knew he were but in by the week!
How I would make him fawn, and beg, and seek
830
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:28,920
And wait the season and observe the times,
and spend his prodigal wits in bootless rhymes
831
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:36,240
And shape his service wholly to my hests,
and make him proud to make me proud that jests
832
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:46,240
So fortune-like would I oversway his state
that he should be my fool, and I his fate
833
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:53,800
Folly in fools bears not so strong a note
as foolery in the wise, when wit doth dote
834
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:59,880
Since all the power thereof it doth apply
to prove by wit, worth in simplicity
835
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:05,840
- Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his face
- O, I am stabbed with laughter. Where’s her grace?
836
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:09,560
- Thy news Boyet?
- Prepare, madam, prepare
837
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:15,280
Arm, wenches, arm.
Encounters mounted are against your peace
838
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:21,280
Love doth approach disguised,
armed in arguments. You’ll be surprised
839
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:29,240
Muster your wits, stand in your own defence,
or hide your heads like cowards and fly hence
840
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:35,640
Saint Denis to Saint Cupid! What are they
that charge their breath against us? Say, scout, say
841
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:42,680
Under the cool shade of a sycamore
I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour
842
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:49,960
When, lo, to interrupt my purposed rest,
toward that shade I might behold addressed...
843
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:58,800
...the King and his companions.
Warily I stole into a neighbour thicket by
844
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:06,680
And overheard what you shall overhear.
That, by and by, disguised they will be here
845
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:14,360
Their herald is a pretty knavish page,
that well by heart hath conned his embassage
846
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:20,160
Action and accent did they teach him there.
‘Thus must thou speak’ and ‘thus thy body bear’
847
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:26,800
And ever and anon they made a doubt
presence majestical would put him out
848
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:33,400
‘For’, quoth the King, ‘an angel shalt thou see.
Yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously’
849
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:39,280
- But what, but what, come they to visit us?
- They do, they do, and are apparelled thus
850
01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:42,480
- Like Muscovites or...
- Russians?
851
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:52,000
As I guess. Their purpose is to parley, court and dance,
and every one his love-suit will advance...
852
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:57,640
...unto his several mistress, which they’ll know,
by favours several which they did bestow
853
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:04,760
And will they so? The gallants shall be tasked.
For, ladies, we shall every one be masked
854
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:10,200
And not a man of them shall have the grace,
despite of suit, to see a lady’s face
855
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:17,960
Hold, Rosaline, this favour thou shalt wear,
and then the King will court thee for his dear
856
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:23,760
Hold, take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine.
So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline
857
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:30,160
And change your favours too. So shall your loves
woo contrary, deceived by these removes
858
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:32,400
Come on, then,
wear the favours most in sight
859
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:38,280
- But in this changing what is your intent?
- The effect of my intent is to cross theirs
860
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:43,600
They do it but in mocking merriment,
and mock for mock is only my intent
861
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:49,760
- But shall we dance, if they desire us to it?
- No, to the death, we will not move a foot
862
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:57,800
There’s no such sport as sport by sport overthrown,
to make theirs ours, and ours none but our own
863
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,240
Be masked, the masquers come
864
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:51,240
All hail, the richest beauties on the earth!
A holy parcel of the fairest dames
865
01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:01,360
All hail, the richest beauties on the earth!
866
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:26,160
A holy parcel of the fairest dames
that ever turned their eyes to mortal views
867
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:14,880
Out of your favours, heavenly spirits, vouchsafe
once to behold us with your sun-beamed eyes
868
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:33,440
All hail, the richest beauties on the earth!
869
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:20,880
What would these strangers? Know their minds, Boyet.
If they do speak our language...
870
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:24,400
...’tis our will that some plain man recount their purposes.
Know what they would
871
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:31,920
, ?
872
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:41,040
- What would you with the Princess?
- Nothing but peace and gentle visitation
873
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:47,000
- What would they, say they?
- Nothing but peace and gentle visitation
874
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:50,680
Why, that they have, and bid them so be gone
875
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,680
She says, you have it, and you may be gone
876
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:57,200
Say to her, we have measured many miles
to tread a measure with her on this grass
877
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:03,520
They say that they have measured many miles
to tread a measure with you on this grass
878
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:10,000
It is not so.
Ask them how many inches is in one mile
879
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:13,520
If they have measured many,
the measure then of one is easily told
880
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:19,360
If to come hither you have measured miles,
and many miles...
881
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:27,040
...the Princess bids you tell
how many inches doth fill up one mile
882
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:31,520
- Tell her we measure them by weary steps
- She hears herself
883
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:35,720
How many weary steps,
of many weary miles you have overgone...
884
01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:39,840
- ...are numbered in the travel of one mile?
- We number nothing that we spend for you
885
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:54,200
Please you show the sunshine of your face,
that we, like savages, may worship it
886
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:03,960
- My face is but a moon, and clouded too
- Blessed are clouds, to do as such clouds do
887
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:09,440
The music plays. Vouchsafe some motion to it
888
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:14,520
- Our ears vouchsafe it
- But your legs should do it
889
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:19,480
Since you are strangers and come here by chance,
we’ll not be nice. Take hands. We will not dance
890
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,920
- Why take we hands, then?
- Only to part friends
891
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:28,120
Curtsy, sweet hearts.
And so the measure ends
892
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,920
If you deny to dance, let’s hold more chat
893
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:34,720
- In private, then
- I am best pleased with that
894
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:41,200
- White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee
- Honey, milk and sugar, there is three
895
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:44,520
- One word in secret
- Let it not be sweet
896
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:47,440
- Thou grievest my gall
- Gall? Bitter
897
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:51,320
- Therefore meet
- Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word?
898
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:52,880
- Name it
- Fair lady...
899
01:37:53,480 --> 01:37:56,720
Say you so? Fair lord.
Take that for your ‘fair lady’
900
01:37:57,320 --> 01:38:00,120
Please it you,
as much in private, and I’ll bid adieu
901
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,560
What, was your visor made without a tongue?
902
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:12,520
- I know the reason, lady, why you ask
- O for your reason. Quickly, sir, I long
903
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:19,440
- Will you give horns, chaste lady? Do not so
- Then die a calf before your horns do grow
904
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:25,560
- One word in private with you ere I die
- Bleat softly then. The butcher hears you cry
905
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:32,920
The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
as is the razor’s edge invisible...
906
01:38:33,720 --> 01:38:35,760
...cutting a smaller hair than may be seen
907
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:42,160
Above the sense of sense,
so sensible seemeth their conference
908
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:49,160
Their conceits have wings fleeter than arrows,
bullets, wind, thought, swifter things
909
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:54,360
- Not one word more, my maids. Break off, break off
- By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff
910
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:57,560
Farewell, mad wenches.
You have simple wits
911
01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:06,480
Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovits
912
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:13,000
- Are these the breed of wits so wondered at?
- Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puffed out
913
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:17,160
- But will you hear? The King is my love sworn
- And quick Berowne hath plighted faith to me
914
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:21,880
- And Longaville was for my service born
- Dumaine is mine as sure as bark on tree
915
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:24,120
Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear
916
01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:27,400
Immediately they will again be here
in their own shapes
917
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:30,960
For it can never be
they will digest this harsh indignity
918
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,560
- Will they return?
- They will, they will, God knows
919
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:36,400
And leap for joy,
though they are lame with blows
920
01:39:37,360 --> 01:39:43,880
Therefore change favours, and, when they repair,
bloom like sweet roses in this summer air
921
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:48,480
Come, come, dear friends, be quick. What shall we do
if they return in their own shapes to woo?
922
01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:54,160
Good madam, if by me you’ll be advised,
let’s mock them still, as well known as disguised
923
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:59,400
Let us complain to them what fools were here,
disguised like Muscovites, in shapeless gear
924
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:04,880
And wonder what they were, and to what end
their shallow shows and prologue vilely penned...
925
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:08,880
...and their rough carriage so ridiculous,
should be presented at our lodge to us
926
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:18,240
- Ladies, withdraw. The gallants are at hand
- Whip to our lodge, as roes run over the land
927
01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:22,800
Fair sir, God save you.
Where goes the Princess?
928
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:28,000
Gone to her room. Please it your majesty
command me any service to her thither?
929
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:35,880
- That she vouchsafe me audience for one word
- I will. And so will she, I know, my lord
930
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:42,640
This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons peas,
and utters it again when God doth please
931
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:47,520
He is wit’s pedlar, the ladies call him sweet.
The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet
932
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:51,720
And consciences, that will not die in debt,
pay him the due of ‘honey-tongued Boyet’
933
01:40:55,480 --> 01:40:58,280
All hail, sweet madam, and fair time of day
934
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:03,560
We came to visit you, and purpose now
to lead you to our court. Vouchsafe it then
935
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:10,240
This field shall hold me, and so hold your vow.
Nor God nor I delights in perjured men
936
01:41:11,080 --> 01:41:15,200
Rebuke me not for that which you provoke.
The virtue of your eye must break my oath
937
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:21,240
You misname virtue. ‘Vice’ you should have spoke,
for virtue’s office never breaks men’s troth
938
01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:27,480
Now, by my maiden honour, yet as pure
as the unsullied lily, I protest
939
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:33,040
A world of torments though I should endure,
I would not yield to be your house’s guest
940
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:40,400
So much I hate a breaking cause to be
of heavenly oaths, vowed with integrity
941
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:49,720
O, you have lived in desolation here,
unseen, unvisited, much to our shame
942
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:55,120
Not so, my lord. It is not so, I swear.
We have had pastimes here and pleasant game
943
01:41:55,960 --> 01:41:59,440
- A mess of Russians left us but of late
- How, madam? Russians?
944
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:10,000
Ay, in truth, my lord.
Trim gallants, full of courtship and of state
945
01:42:10,720 --> 01:42:14,080
Madam, speak true.
It is not so, my lord
946
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:18,200
We four indeed confronted were
with four in Russian habit
947
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:20,000
Here they stayed an hour
and talked apace
948
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:25,040
But in that hour, my lord,
they did not bless us with one happy word
949
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:32,280
I dare not call them fools, but this I think.
When they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink
950
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:37,920
Fair gentle sweet,
your capacity is of that nature...
951
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:41,320
...that to your huge store
wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor
952
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:45,800
- This proves you wise and rich, for in my eye...
- I am a fool, and full of poverty
953
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:51,160
But that you take what doth to you belong,
it were a fault to snatch words from my tongue
954
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:53,320
O, I am yours, and all that I possess
955
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,200
- All the fool mine?
- I cannot give you less
956
01:42:57,360 --> 01:43:01,680
- Which of the visors was it that you wore?
- Where, when, what visor? Why demand you this?
957
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:07,520
There, then, that visor. That superfluous case
that hid the worse and showed the better face
958
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:12,480
- We are descried. They’ll mock us now downright
- Let us confess, and turn it to a jest
959
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:15,920
Amazed, my lord?
Why looks your highness sad?
960
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:19,280
Help, hold his brows. He’ll swoon.
Why look you pale?
961
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:23,520
Sea-sick, I think, coming from Muscovy
962
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:30,960
Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury.
Can any face of brass hold longer out?
963
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:35,720
Here stand I, lady. Dart thy skill at me.
Bruise me with scorn, confound me with a flout
964
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:41,280
Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance,
cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit
965
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:46,520
And I will wish thee never more to dance,
nor never more in Russian habit wait
966
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:51,280
O, never will I trust to speeches penned,
nor to the motion of a schoolboy’s tongue
967
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:56,440
Nor never come in visor to my friend,
nor woo in rhyme, like a blind harper’s song
968
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:04,440
Taffeta phrases, silken terms precise, three-piled
hyperboles, spruce affectation, figures pedantical...
969
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:08,160
These summer flies
have blown me full of maggot ostentation
970
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:17,240
I do forswear them. And I here protest
by this white glove, how white the hand, God knows...
971
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:24,080
Henceforth my wooing mind shall be expressed
in russet yeas and honest kersey noes
972
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:35,200
And, to begin: wench, so God help me law,
my love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw
973
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:40,760
- Sans ‘sans’, I pray you
- Yet I have a trick of the old rage
974
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:47,920
Bear with me, I am sick. I’ll leave it by degrees.
They are infected, in their hearts it lies
975
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:54,160
They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes.
Our states are forfeit, seek not to undo us
976
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:58,440
It is not so, for how can this be true,
that you stand forfeit, being those that sue?
977
01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:01,800
- Peace, for I will not have to do with you
- Nor shall not, if I do as I intend
978
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:07,920
Speak for yourselves, my wit is at an end
979
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,520
Teach us, sweet madam,
for our rude transgression...
980
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:15,160
- ...some fair excuse
- The fairest is confession
981
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:19,880
- Were not you here but even now disguised?
- Madam, I was
982
01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:22,480
- And were you well advised?
- I was, fair madam
983
01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:27,400
When you then were here,
what did you whisper in your lady’s ear?
984
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:31,280
- That more than all the world I did respect her
- When she shall challenge this, you will reject her
985
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,920
- Upon mine honour, no
- Peace, peace, forbear
986
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:38,920
- Your oath once broke, again you may forswear
- Despise me, when I break this oath of mine
987
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:45,120
I will, and therefore keep it.
Rosaline, what did the Russian whisper in your ear?
988
01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:54,120
Madam, he swore that he did hold me dear
as precious eyesight, and did value me above this world
989
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:59,440
Adding thereto moreover,
that he would wed me, or else die my lover
990
01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:05,960
God give thee joy of him. The noble lord
most honourably doth uphold his word
991
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,680
What mean you, madam? By my life, my troth,
I never swore this lady such an oath
992
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:14,960
By heaven, you did. And to confirm it plain,
you gave me this. But take it, sir, again
993
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:20,200
My faith and this the Princess I did give.
I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve
994
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:26,280
Pardon me, sir, this jewel did she wear.
And Lord Berowne, I thank him, is my dear
995
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:33,320
- What? Will you have me, or your pearl again?
- Neither of either. I remit both twain
996
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:38,640
I see the trick on’t. Here was a consent,
knowing aforehand of our merriment...
997
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,400
...to dash it like a Christmas comedy
998
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:50,400
Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight zany,
to make my lady laugh when she’s disposed...
999
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:54,040
...told our intents before. Which once disclosed,
the ladies did change favours
1000
01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:57,600
And then we, following the signs,
wooed but the sign of she
1001
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:05,240
Now, to our perjury to add more terror,
we are again forsworn, in will and error
1002
01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:09,720
You leer upon me, do you?
There’s an eye wounds like a leaden sword
1003
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:16,440
- Full merrily hath this brave manege, this career, been run
- Lo, he is tilting straight. Peace, I have done
1004
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:20,920
- God save your honours
- Welcome, pure wit. Thou partest a fair fray
1005
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:26,400
O Lord, sir, they would know
whether the Nine Worthies shall come in or no
1006
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:30,360
- Art thou one of the Worthies?
- It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompey the Great
1007
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:34,280
- Go, bid them prepare
- We will turn it finely off, sir, we will take some care
1008
01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:40,640
- Berowne, they will shame us. Let them not approach
- We are shame-proof, my lord
1009
01:47:41,160 --> 01:47:43,800
And ’tis some policy to have one show worse
than the King’s and his company
1010
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:48,680
- I say they shall not come
- Nay, my good lord, let me overrule you now
1011
01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:52,800
That sport best pleases that doth least know how
1012
01:47:54,120 --> 01:48:02,800
Anointed, I implore so much expense
of thy royal sweet breath as will utter a brace of words
1013
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:05,240
Doth this man serve God?
1014
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:08,560
- Why ask you?
- He speaks not like a man of God’s making
1015
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:17,880
That is all one, my fair, sweet, honey monarch.
For, I protest, the schoolmaster is exceeding fantastical
1016
01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:27,360
Too, too vain. Too, too vain.
But we will put it, as they say, to fortuna de la guerra
1017
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:33,640
Most royal couplement,
I wish you the peace of mind
1018
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:44,360
Here is like to be a good presence of Worthies.
The ship is under sail
1019
01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:07,360
I Pompey am, I Pompey am,
Pompey surnamed the Great
1020
01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:14,360
That oft in field, with targe and shield,
did make my foe to sweat
1021
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:08,280
And travelling along this coast,
I here am come by chance
1022
01:50:09,440 --> 01:50:15,920
And lay my arms before the legs
of this sweet lass of France
1023
01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:57,680
Great Hercules is presented by this imp,
whose club killed Cerberus, that three-headed canus
1024
01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:07,120
And when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp,
thus did he strangle serpents in his manus
1025
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:13,880
Quoniam he seemeth in minority,
ergo I come with this apology
1026
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:38,840
Keep some state in thy exit and vanish
1027
01:51:44,160 --> 01:51:50,080
Mars, the great god of war,
bestows unto Hector a precious gift
1028
01:51:55,240 --> 01:52:15,160
The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty,
gave Hector a gift, the heir of Ilion
1029
01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:48,120
A man so breathed,
that certain he would fight, yea
1030
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:57,520
Would fight from morn till night,
yea, out of his pavilion
1031
01:53:01,680 --> 01:53:10,880
I am that flower,
I am that mint
1032
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:19,760
I am that flower,
I am that columbine
1033
01:54:42,720 --> 01:54:46,200
When in the world I lived,
I was the world’s commander
1034
01:54:46,960 --> 01:54:49,960
By east, west, north and south,
I spread my conquering might
1035
01:54:50,880 --> 01:54:54,200
My scutcheon plain declares
something something something...
1036
01:54:58,160 --> 01:54:59,200
The conqueror is dismayed
1037
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:06,880
When in the world I lived
I was the something something...
1038
01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:13,800
- Pompey the Great
- Your servant, and Costard
1039
01:55:14,680 --> 01:55:16,760
Take away the conqueror,
take away Alexander
1040
01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:27,840
For shame, Alexander.
An honest man, look you, but soon dashed
1041
01:55:29,360 --> 01:55:32,440
He is a marvellous good neighbour, faith,
and a very good bowler
1042
01:55:34,720 --> 01:55:37,760
But, for Alexander, alas, you see how ’tis.
A little overparted
1043
01:55:39,040 --> 01:55:40,560
But there are other Worthies coming
1044
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:53,000
O, sir, a conqueror, and afeared to speak?
Proceed, good Alexander
1045
01:56:05,520 --> 01:56:09,080
When in the world I lived
I was the world’s commander
1046
01:56:09,560 --> 01:56:12,880
By east, west, north and south,
I spread my conquering might
1047
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:16,960
My scutcheon plain declares
that I am Alexander
1048
01:56:21,960 --> 01:56:28,240
But all attentive to alarms
the willing nations fly to arms
1049
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:32,600
And, conquering or conquered,
claim the prize
1050
01:56:34,040 --> 01:56:36,520
Of happy earth,
or far more happy skies
1051
01:56:46,480 --> 01:56:52,560
With honour let us be crowned
and let the trumpet sound
1052
01:56:54,560 --> 01:57:01,520
All hail, Alexander!
1053
01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:30,040
Sweet chucks, there are other Worthies coming,
though this party is gone
1054
01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:35,160
Hector, she is gone.
She is two months on her way
1055
01:57:37,920 --> 01:57:38,720
What meanest thou?
1056
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:42,480
Faith, unless you play the honest Trojan,
the poor wench is cast away
1057
01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:48,640
She’s quick. The child brags in her belly already.
’Tis yours
1058
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:55,000
Dost thou infamonize me among potentates?
Thou shalt die
1059
01:57:55,720 --> 01:57:57,720
Then shall Hector be whipped
for Jaquenetta that is quick by him
1060
01:57:58,520 --> 01:58:00,360
And hanged
for Pompey that is dead by him
1061
01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:11,400
By the north pole, I do challenge thee
1062
01:58:17,880 --> 01:58:21,280
I’ll slash, I’ll do it by the sword.
Let me borrow arms
1063
01:58:26,480 --> 01:58:27,440
God save you, madam
1064
01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:34,160
Welcome, Marcadé,
but that thou interruptest our merriment
1065
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:38,120
I am sorry, madam,
for the news I bring is heavy in my tongue
1066
01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:41,120
The King your father...
1067
01:58:42,480 --> 01:58:47,840
- Dead, for my life
- Even so. My tale is told
1068
01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:57,880
Worthies, away.
The scene begins to cloud
1069
01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:01,760
For mine own part, I breathe free breath
1070
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:07,240
I have seen the day of wrong
through the little hole of discretion
1071
01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:13,200
And I will right myself like a soldier
1072
01:59:46,680 --> 01:59:47,840
How fares your majesty?
1073
01:59:51,000 --> 01:59:53,400
Boyet, prepare. I will away tonight
1074
01:59:53,880 --> 01:59:56,440
- Madam, not so. I do beseech you, stay
- Prepare, I say
1075
02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:12,040
I thank you, gracious lords,
for all your fair endeavours
1076
02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:19,480
And entreat, out of a new-sad soul,
that you vouchsafe in your rich wisdom...
1077
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:24,040
...to excuse or hide
the liberal opposition of our spirits
1078
02:00:25,920 --> 02:00:31,440
If over-boldly we have borne ourselves
in the converse of breath...
1079
02:00:31,440 --> 02:00:32,960
...your gentleness was guilty of it
1080
02:00:35,440 --> 02:00:41,000
Farewell worthy lord.
A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue
1081
02:00:42,040 --> 02:00:45,960
’Tis meet the mourning bow of progeny
forbid the smiling courtesy of love
1082
02:00:47,560 --> 02:00:54,880
Yet, since love’s argument was first on foot,
let not the cloud of sorrow jostle it from what is purposed
1083
02:00:55,560 --> 02:01:01,960
Since to wail friends lost is not by much so
wholesome-profitable as to rejoice at friends but newly won
1084
02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:06,480
I understand you not. My griefs are doubled
1085
02:01:07,200 --> 02:01:09,520
Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief
1086
02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:15,320
For your fair sakes have we neglected time,
played foul play with our oaths
1087
02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:20,200
Your beauty, ladies,
hath much deformed us...
1088
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:23,000
...fashioning our humours
even to the opposed end of our intents
1089
02:01:25,680 --> 02:01:31,000
Our love being yours,
the error that love makes is likewise yours
1090
02:01:31,840 --> 02:01:35,280
We to ourselves prove false,
by being once false...
1091
02:01:35,280 --> 02:01:40,680
...for ever to be true to those that make us both.
Fair ladies, you
1092
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:48,160
We have received your letters full of love,
your favours, the ambassadors of love
1093
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:55,760
And, in our maiden council rated them
at courtship, pleasant jest and courtesy
1094
02:01:57,120 --> 02:01:59,840
But more devout than this in our respects
have we not been
1095
02:02:01,080 --> 02:02:05,120
And therefore met your loves
in their own fashion, like a merriment
1096
02:02:06,040 --> 02:02:08,360
Our letters, madam,
showed much more than jest
1097
02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:10,520
- So did our looks
- We did not view them so
1098
02:02:11,440 --> 02:02:16,160
Now, at the latest minute of the hour,
grant us your loves
1099
02:02:17,480 --> 02:02:22,640
A time, methinks, too short
to make a world-without-end bargain in
1100
02:02:24,040 --> 02:02:33,120
No, no, my lord, your grace is perjured much,
full of dear guiltiness. And therefore this
1101
02:02:35,440 --> 02:02:42,880
If for my love, as there is no such cause,
you will do aught, this shall you do for me
1102
02:02:44,840 --> 02:02:52,040
Your oath I will not trust, but go with speed
to some forlorn and naked hermitage...
1103
02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:53,840
...remote from all the pleasures of the world
1104
02:02:55,080 --> 02:03:00,440
There stay until the twelve celestial signs
have brought about the annual reckoning
1105
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:09,080
If this austere insociable life
change not your offer made in heat of blood...
1106
02:03:09,680 --> 02:03:16,800
If frosts and fasts, hard lodging and thin weeds
nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love...
1107
02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:21,440
But that it bear this trial, and last love...
1108
02:03:22,840 --> 02:03:31,280
Then, at the expiration of the year,
come challenge me, challenge me by these deserts
1109
02:03:32,840 --> 02:03:37,880
And, by this virgin palm now kissing thine,
I will be thine
1110
02:03:39,680 --> 02:03:43,600
And, till that instance,
shut my woeful self up in a mourning house...
1111
02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:49,040
...raining the tears of lamentation
for the remembrance of my father’s death
1112
02:03:50,960 --> 02:03:55,800
If this thou do deny, let our hands part,
neither entitled in the other’s heart
1113
02:03:56,440 --> 02:04:02,360
If this, or more than this, I would deny,
to flatter up these powers of mine with rest...
1114
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:06,280
...the sudden hand of death close up mine eye
1115
02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:16,000
Hence hermit, then.
My heart is in thy breast
1116
02:04:28,080 --> 02:04:32,320
But what to me, my love? But what to me?
A wife?
1117
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:41,640
A beard, fair health, and honesty.
With threefold love I wish you all these three
1118
02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:46,760
- O, shall I say ‘I thank you, gentle wife’?
- Not so, my lord
1119
02:04:48,960 --> 02:04:54,640
A twelvemonth and a day
I’ll mark no words that smooth-faced wooers say
1120
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:04,080
Come when the King doth to my lady come.
Then, if I have much love, I’ll give you some
1121
02:05:06,960 --> 02:05:14,240
- I’ll serve thee true and faithfully till then
- Yet swear not, lest ye be forsworn again
1122
02:05:32,480 --> 02:05:33,640
What says Maria?
1123
02:05:34,840 --> 02:05:39,480
At the twelvemonth’s end
I’ll change my black gown for a faithful friend
1124
02:05:41,480 --> 02:05:46,960
- I’ll stay with patience, but the time is long
- The liker you. Few taller are so young
1125
02:05:56,760 --> 02:06:01,480
Studies my lady? Mistress, look on me
1126
02:06:04,520 --> 02:06:10,560
Behold the window of my heart, mine eye,
what humble suit attends thy answer there
1127
02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:12,680
Impose some service on me for thy love
1128
02:06:13,200 --> 02:06:17,480
Oft have I heard of you, my Lord Berowne,
before I saw you
1129
02:06:19,920 --> 02:06:21,680
And the world’s large tongue proclaims you...
1130
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:25,960
...for a man replete with mocks,
full of comparisons and wounding flouts
1131
02:06:25,960 --> 02:06:30,840
Which you on all estates will execute
that lie within the mercy of your wit
1132
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:40,280
To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain...
1133
02:06:40,280 --> 02:06:43,640
...and therewithal to win me, if you please,
without the which I am not to be won...
1134
02:06:44,960 --> 02:06:52,000
You shall this twelvemonth term from day to day
visit the speechless sick...
1135
02:06:53,760 --> 02:06:59,200
...and still converse with groaning wretches.
And your task shall be...
1136
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:10,320
...with all the fierce endeavor of your wit
to enforce the pained impotent to smile
1137
02:07:11,360 --> 02:07:14,840
To move wild laughter in the throat of death?
It cannot be. It is impossible
1138
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:16,840
Mirth cannot move a soul in agony
1139
02:07:17,400 --> 02:07:21,440
Why, that’s the way to choke a gibing spirit...
1140
02:07:21,440 --> 02:07:25,040
...whose influence is begot of that loose grace
which shallow laughing hearers give to fools
1141
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:32,400
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it,
never in the tongue of him that makes it
1142
02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:41,120
Then, if sickly ears, deafed with the clamours
of their own dear groans, will hear your idle scorns...
1143
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:47,680
...continue then,
and I will have you and that fault withal
1144
02:07:49,680 --> 02:07:56,000
But if they will not, throw away that spirit
1145
02:07:58,160 --> 02:08:03,160
And I shall find you empty of that fault,
right joyful of your reformation
1146
02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:12,400
A twelvemonth?
Well, befall what will befall
1147
02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:16,480
I’ll jest a twelvemonth in a hospital
1148
02:08:48,960 --> 02:08:54,960
Our wooing doth not end like an old play.
Jack hath not Jill
1149
02:08:57,160 --> 02:08:59,640
These ladies’ courtesy
might well have made our sport a comedy
1150
02:09:00,360 --> 02:09:05,120
Come, sir, it wants a twelvemonth and a day,
and then ’twill end
1151
02:09:07,600 --> 02:09:08,960
That’s too long for a play
1152
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:25,840
Sweet majesty, vouchsafe me...
1153
02:09:27,680 --> 02:09:29,680
- Were not you Hector?
- The worthy knight of Troy
1154
02:09:31,480 --> 02:09:37,720
I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave.
I am a votary
1155
02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:46,920
I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the plough
for her sweet love three years
1156
02:09:47,960 --> 02:09:53,640
But, most esteemed greatness, will you hear the song
that the two learned gentlemen have compiled?
1157
02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:59,560
- It should have followed in the end of our show
- Call them forth quickly, we will do so
1158
02:10:01,760 --> 02:10:03,480
Holla, approach
1159
02:10:14,000 --> 02:10:24,800
When daisies pied and violets blue
and lady-smocks all silver-white...
1160
02:10:27,240 --> 02:10:36,760
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
do paint the meadows with delight...
1161
02:10:41,680 --> 02:10:53,560
When icicles hang by the wall,
and Dick the shepherd blows his nail...
1162
02:10:55,520 --> 02:11:06,520
And Tom bears logs into the hall,
and milk comes frozen home in pail...
1163
02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:21,720
When blood is nipped and ways be foul
then nightly sings the staring owl
1164
02:11:26,560 --> 02:11:37,200
If love make me forsworn,
how shall I swear to love?
1165
02:11:38,800 --> 02:11:48,400
Though to myself forsworn
to thee I’ll faithful prove
1166
02:12:02,200 --> 02:12:23,200
Call forth thy powers, my soul,
and to thee I’ll faithful prove
1167
02:12:40,400 --> 02:12:48,920
When shepherds pipe on oaten straws,
and merry larks are ploughmen’s clocks...
1168
02:12:49,480 --> 02:12:57,520
When turtles tread, and rooks, and daws,
and maidens bleach their summer smocks...
1169
02:12:59,160 --> 02:13:07,440
When all aloud the wind doth blow,
and coughing drowns the parson’s saw...
1170
02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:15,920
And birds sit brooding in the snow,
and Marian’s nose looks red and raw...
1171
02:13:17,240 --> 02:13:25,760
When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl
then nightly sings the staring owl
1172
02:13:27,720 --> 02:13:35,680
If love make me forsworn,
how shall I swear to love?
1173
02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:44,280
Though to myself forsworn
to thee I’ll faithful prove
1174
02:13:55,200 --> 02:14:11,240
Call forth thy powers, my soul,
and to thee I’ll faithful prove
1175
02:14:34,720 --> 02:14:38,760
The words of Mercury are harsh
after the songs of Apollo
1176
02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:47,240
You that way, we this way
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