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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:08,333 (distant) Wake up. 2 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:12,041 - Maybe you should get your ass up, huh? - (sigh) 3 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:15,708 Hey, buddy. Have you by any chance seen my suit you borrowed? 4 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:18,583 - (Julio sighs) - (Roman) OK. 5 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,625 I'm feeling like communication is gonna be complicated. 6 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:23,541 Wanna go to the spa with Chantal and me? 7 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:26,333 - Hey, listen... - It will purify you, it's good for you. 8 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:28,458 You've been in here for a week! 9 00:00:28,541 --> 00:00:29,791 - (knocking) - Oh. 10 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,291 - (knocking) - (Julio groans) 11 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:38,500 - (Roman) Hey! How are you? - (Elsa) Hi. 12 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,958 - (Roman) You doing good? - Yeah. You... 13 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,666 - (Roman) Yeah. - It's all there. 14 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,541 Um, OK, I was just going to grab some things. 15 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:49,958 And the rest? 16 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:54,708 Well, I'll come... I'll come by later maybe. 17 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:57,458 I need to find the time, you know. It's kind of complicated. 18 00:00:57,541 --> 00:00:58,875 - (Julio sighs) - OK. 19 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:04,458 (Elsa mumbles) Ow. 20 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:06,750 (Elsa) OK, bye. 21 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,083 (Roman) See you soon. 22 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,750 - That was Elsa. She's awesome. - (Julio sighs) 23 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:17,958 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 24 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,083 (theme tune) 25 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,416 THE LAME PLAN 26 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,166 THE CRAZY PLAN 27 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,708 THE BOOTY PLAN 28 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:26,708 THE HOOK-UP PLAN 29 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:27,833 (Elsa sighs) 30 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:28,916 (Eastern music) 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 (birdsong) 32 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,166 (chime) 33 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,500 - The file? - What? 34 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,208 But... No, no, I'm not making progress, and I'm not going to be making any. 35 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,583 So... problem. 36 00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:50,833 Enormous problem. 37 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:53,666 - Hope. - Fucking hey! 38 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:57,625 Is it too much to ask for complete sentences, like subject, verb, object? 39 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:01,500 Because the whole enigmatic wizard thing was cool in the beginning but... 40 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,291 I don't get it and it's super confusing. 41 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,916 And it's hard enough to say exactly what you're thinking 42 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,916 to your man, your best friends, your ex. 43 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,333 So, we're not going to make any progress with stupid, little monosyllables. 44 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:18,750 No. And about that fucking barge, we're going to have to find another place 45 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:21,666 or find another plant nursery besides Pinkars because... 46 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,500 (Elsa sighs) 47 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:27,458 Because I'm trying to avoid Max and the girls won't speak to me anymore. 48 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:30,833 - Fired. - But no... 49 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:32,750 No. No! 50 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:39,125 Persevere, hey? 51 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:43,916 (footsteps retreat) 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,583 (Arthur) I get what you're saying, I agree, but I think V2 is more effective. 53 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,166 (Arthur) I like the foundation part. 54 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,500 Yeah, but the thing is, I read in Michelle Obama's book 55 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,333 that having a face represent the cars is more powerful. 56 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:55,458 Yes. 57 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:57,000 (phone ringing) 58 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,083 Uh, good morning. 59 00:02:58,166 --> 00:02:59,166 (silence) 60 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:02,041 Is something wrong? 61 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:06,500 Hey, Arthur, would you mind asking Elsa what's her plan this time around? 62 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:10,000 Rio? Uh, Kuala Lumpur? New York? I kind of lost track. 63 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,583 Um, Elsa, Emilie is asking whether you're the type to go to... 64 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,041 (Elsa) No. What are you doing? I'm staying at my dad's. 65 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:19,875 Oh, I can't wait to see the pics on Instagram! 66 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,833 Hey, Arthur, would you work with a woman who makes your life hell? 67 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,750 - Uh, no. I don't know. I mean... - No? Right. 68 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,583 Hey, Arthur, could you tell them I needed to protect myself? 69 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,458 - (Arthur) Um, Elsa... - Hey, Arthur! 70 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:33,333 - Could you maybe tell Elsa... - Excuse me. 71 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:36,416 ...protecting herself from us is stupid; we wanted the best for her. 72 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,420 - (Charlotte) Where are you going? - Photocopies. 73 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,333 (fake typing) 74 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:43,625 (typing continues) 75 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,416 So, what do we do? 76 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:51,833 Call everything off? Never see each other again? Is that what you want? 77 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:52,916 (silence) 78 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,750 (Milou clears her throat) 79 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,833 Yeah, OK. Awesome. Bye. 80 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:03,833 - I mean, too bad. - (Milou) Totally. 81 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,500 What does she think? We can forgive her in two seconds? 82 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:09,166 Yeah, we need a break, too. You're on a break with Antoine. 83 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,791 But it's not a break at all. We broke up for real. 84 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,041 It's too complicated for me. 85 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:17,583 You know that this is the first time the three of us are single. 86 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,041 At the same time. 87 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:22,041 Just imagine what could have happened if we lived together. 88 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:25,250 - Hmm. - (Charlotte) The two of us are great. 89 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,708 - It's much better. - F-yeah. 90 00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:28,916 - We don't need her. You only need me. - No. Uh, no. 91 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,125 - Yeah. So, there you go, huh? - Yes. 92 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,500 - (Milou scoffs) - Yeah. 93 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,250 - And we didn't make shit up, right? - (Charlotte) We didn't. 94 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,083 - For four months. - (Charlotte) For sure. 95 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,375 - It was four months. - It's impossible to forgive her. 96 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:43,625 - No way. - We just can't. It's really... impossible. 97 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,125 (silence) 98 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,416 - Oh! - (upbeat music) 99 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,625 (Charlotte) No! 100 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,875 - (Milou) Elsa! Elsa! Stop! - (Charlotte) Let me through! 101 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:55,958 (beep) 102 00:04:56,416 --> 00:04:58,500 - (music stops) - Were you leaving us for real? 103 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:02,250 You said you were completely done with both of us but you stayed? 104 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,125 (distant phone ringing) 105 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,916 Well, I stayed for Julio and... 106 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,666 I thought I loved him enough to forget about his past but... 107 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:15,125 - I couldn't do it. - We're your best friends. 108 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,208 Yeah. 109 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,416 I know. 110 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,625 But I'm such a giant mess lately, I swear. 111 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,583 I'm a jerk. 112 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:27,375 (Charlotte sighs) All right, give me that. 113 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:31,041 You're moving into the office with us, Milou is already depressed. 114 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,458 - The more the merrier. - Milou, you're depressed? 115 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,333 No, I'm fine. I'll explain later. 116 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:37,291 - (upbeat music) - Thank you. 117 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,375 I'm sorry. 118 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,416 - (Elsa and Charlotte) Thank you. - (toilet flushes) 119 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,875 - (Elsa mumbles) Hey, Arthur. - Hey, guys. 120 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:57,958 ♪ I'll put some colors when your life is too gray ♪ 121 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,416 WEDDING ADMIN 122 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,666 Yes, this is Mr. Ben Smires. 123 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,750 No, actually, we're not getting married. 124 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:06,708 That's right. 125 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:08,458 (music continues) 126 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,916 ♪ Look like a queen, hey! ♪ 127 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,916 - "A plant nursery dedicated to women." - Yeah. 128 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,041 And then, the short introduction: "We are living..." 129 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:31,125 - "We are living an historic experience..." - "Historic." That's nice. 130 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,958 Yeah. Go with that. Historic. 131 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:36,666 Arthur will sue you eventually, and you'll deserve it. 132 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,000 (music continues) 133 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,666 ♪ Look like a queen, hey! ♪ 134 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:47,333 What do we have here? 135 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,125 (music continues) 136 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,958 ♪ Be my queen ♪ 137 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,666 - (music builds) - ♪ Hey! ♪ 138 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,375 (music continues) 139 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:08,791 (Roman mutters) 140 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,666 ♪ Look like a queen, hey! ♪ 141 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,708 - (music fades) - (knocking) 142 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:18,583 - (door opens) - (footsteps approach) 143 00:07:19,791 --> 00:07:20,875 (Elsa) Hi! 144 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:26,125 (Charlotte and Milou chant) Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta, ta! 145 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:31,458 Here is the file for the plant nursery, along with the file for Pinkars. 146 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:34,125 And, and, and... Ta-da! 147 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:37,291 (Elsa) The gorgeous layout for the barge. Here you go, sir. 148 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,375 Yeah. 149 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:43,666 And wow!♪ The P-Pinkars app! ♪ 150 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,375 - Oh, yeah! - (laughter) 151 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:49,041 You haven't been answering my texts lately, you've been completely MIA. 152 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,041 - (silence) - Um, because... 153 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,166 - Because we've been totally, totally busy. - Oh, man. 154 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:57,041 (Elsa) We've really busted our asses, it's... Pff. 155 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,000 (Elsa) But it's all right, uh... 156 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:00,916 - We're done. It's cool. - (Max) Yes, yes. 157 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,200 We just need to register it and keep our fingers crossed 158 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,583 while we wait for the jury's verdict and, uh... 159 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:07,250 - Shall we go celebrate? - No. 160 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,583 No, sit. You're obviously on call, moron. 161 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:11,458 - But... - (Milou) OK, ciao! 162 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,500 - Thanks. Take care! - See ya. 163 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,916 - (Charlotte hums) - (Max) Yeah. 164 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,666 (Charlotte) Oh, I wanted to talk to you. 165 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,291 We're calling off Plan Elsa because it's girls only. 166 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,750 Forever and ever. 167 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,666 - (footsteps retreat) - (Max sighs) 168 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:28,333 - Have fun masturbating, moron. - (Max) Yeah, thanks. You too. 169 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:33,083 (Milou) Tonight is your turn to watch Eddy. You didn't tell me! 170 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,500 No! 171 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:38,416 Oh, so, I don't have a choice? Is that right? Well, let me tell you. 172 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,791 (fake laugh) 173 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,625 I have to be home by midnight. 174 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:45,125 - (Charlotte giggles) - (Milou) What? 175 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,791 Have you been in the bathroom since the '80s or something? 176 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,750 - Pff. - Oh, your hair looks great. 177 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,416 - Oh, it's not done yet. Don't. - Oh, but... 178 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:56,166 - (Elsa) It's so pretty. - Anyway, tonight, I'm a new woman. 179 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,666 Up here. And down there. 180 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,250 - (Charlotte gasps) - Yes. No more hair. 181 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,875 You shaved for girls' night out? 182 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,708 - Yep. - (upbeat music) 183 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:05,541 (Elsa) Ah? Oh. 184 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,583 - (Milou) Funny. - (heavy beat) 185 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:11,083 (Milou) Hot. Sexy. Artistic. And saved! 186 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:15,375 Ha-ha! OK... OK! 187 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,166 (Milou) Yes! Yes! 188 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,625 Oh, wow. Oh, yeah! 189 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,250 (Milou) Wow! Hey, you... 190 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:27,291 All right. It's magic. OK! 191 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,833 (Milou giggles) 192 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,208 (ambient music) 193 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:31,291 Girls... 194 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,125 - So, I signed up for a dating app. There. - What? 195 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,333 I was in a relationship for forever. I totally missed out! 196 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:39,666 It's easy. Speed dating and websites and stuff. 197 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,333 - But this is girls' night! - It's been a year since I've... 198 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,750 My vagina is full of cobwebs. I just want that D! 199 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,041 (silence) 200 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,625 (Elsa giggles) OK... Well, everyone got the message. 201 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,308 - (Elsa) Hello! - (Charlotte) Without me. 202 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,517 - My first date is in five minutes. Please. - You know that your ex is my brother. 203 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:57,041 - What if he kidnaps me? Or rapes me? - What if he kills her? 204 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,416 So many psychos on these things. 205 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:00,958 (Elsa) Come on, stay. 206 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,250 - We stay, huh? - Well? 207 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,083 (Elsa) Nothing. 208 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,458 (Elsa whispers) I have a plan. 209 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,416 (knocking) 210 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,916 (knocking continues) 211 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,791 - (Antoine) Whoa. - (giggling) 212 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,750 - OK, so... New character, huh? - So, two questions for you. 213 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,875 Where is the monster? And what time are you back? 214 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:30,083 No, you got it backwards: I'm watching the kid tonight, then it's Milou. 215 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,000 - Oh, man. - (Antoine) Yeah, it's too bad. 216 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:35,041 And this, uh... What's up, brother? 217 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:36,666 This really helps me. 218 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,833 I'm channeling my feminine side. Actors Studio, you feel me? 219 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,791 - Yeah, Hollywood, all that. - (Roman laughs) 220 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,875 - What were you doing? - Well, I was drinking. 221 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,750 - (Roman) I'll join you. - (Antoine laughs and sighs) 222 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,500 (Roman) Let me tell you something. Well... 223 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,958 I didn't invent it, the GIs did. 224 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:56,708 You never leave a man... behind. 225 00:10:58,083 --> 00:10:59,083 Cheers, man. 226 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,291 - My role model is Zaha Hadid. - (sexy music) 227 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,250 An architect. A woman. Like me. 228 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,750 Wanna know more? I'm super interesting. 229 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,416 (Milou giggles) Architect. 230 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,375 Well, you know, because the fact that I'm a woman... 231 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,958 Well, it's pretty obvious, right? (laughs loudly) 232 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,750 - (Elsa laughs) - (music fades) 233 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,916 Hey, Milou, isn't that the dress we gave you for your 40th birthday? 234 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,625 Uh... no. 235 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:28,166 - No, I'm not 40. - Well, pretty soon. 236 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:31,916 No. That's Corinne, from Accounting. 237 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,666 - (sexy music resumes) - A colleague. 238 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,500 But this expectation to be in a relationship, to have children... 239 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,375 Who made that up? So many better ways to be fulfilled, dammit! 240 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:42,458 - Right? - (phone rings) 241 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:45,583 - It's your boyfriend. It's her guy. - My ex. My ex, obviously. 242 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,066 - (silence) - Hey, what do you want? 243 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,458 - (sexy music resumes) - (Milou chokes and gulps) 244 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,958 (Milou gasps) Oh, you saved my life! 245 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:58,458 - (music stops) - Oh, wait, wait. Who's there? My Eddy? 246 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,791 - Eddy! Eddy, honey... - (gurgling) 247 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:05,041 - Uh, it's my nephew. It's my nephew. - (gurgling) 248 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,416 (fart) 249 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,291 (Milou sniffs) Ugh. 250 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,041 Sorry. 251 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,083 - (sexy music resumes) - Oh, rough. 252 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,666 Your hands remind me of a carpenter. 253 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,333 Wow, they're perfectly firm... 254 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,291 - (Milou giggles) - (sexy music continues) 255 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,500 Milou, your mom called me. She asked if you got the cream for your hemorrhoids. 256 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,666 - (Milou gulps) - Goodbye. 257 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,750 (silence) 258 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,541 - Yeah. Oh! - Oh, we almost kissed on the mouth! 259 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,833 She told you about Pinkars? Now, that's my baby, yeah. 260 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,750 (Charlotte) Let me show you. It's amazing. 261 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,958 - Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no! - I'm going to go. 262 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:43,875 Stay, or at least give me your number. Your Instagram? Your Facebook? 263 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,625 - (Elsa) Bye! - Oh, man. 264 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,375 - Just perfect. - (Elsa) What? 265 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,541 - Thanks, guys. - (Charlotte) Something's wrong. 266 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,458 (jazzy electronic music) 267 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,541 Oh, shit. 268 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,833 (jazzy electronic music continues) 269 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,458 NEW MESSAGE TO: RACHEL 270 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,041 CAN I SEE YOU? 271 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,958 RACHEL: WHY? 272 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,041 I WANT A SECOND CHANCE. ON YOUR TERMS. 273 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,875 8 P.M. AT THE NEW HOTEL ROBLIN BAR. 274 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,875 (music fades) 275 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,458 (Elsa) It's crashing again. 276 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:37,125 Yeah, Arthur, get your ass to the office now. Retest the app from A to Z. 277 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,500 Text me the minute you find a bug. OK. Let's go to the developer's. 278 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,708 You coming, Milou? 279 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:45,041 Um, my last date will be here really soon. 280 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:49,875 - Oh, please! This is my last chance. - Well, it's my last chance, too! 281 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,250 Fine, but why am I coming? 282 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,625 - Fine, you know what? Stay here. - (Milou sighs) 283 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,958 Wow, that's fucked up, Milou. 284 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,041 (Milou sighs) 285 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,333 I'll try to join you later. 286 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,458 Well, I wanted to apologize about the show, I... 287 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,583 shouldn't have done that, I don't know what came over me. 288 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,666 But I know. 289 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:11,708 You chickened out, that's all. You're not made for this. 290 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,250 No, I am made for this. 291 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:16,666 I ended up backing out because of something silly. 292 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,333 It wasn't even worth it. 293 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:20,791 A real musician would have gone up on stage no matter what. 294 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,166 I know. 295 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,083 Listen, I want to make up for it, OK? 296 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,708 I'll be whoever you want me to be. 297 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,416 - I'm at your disposal. - To do what, then? 298 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,791 Whatever you want. Whatever. 299 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,666 OK. Same shit, then. 300 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,250 I thought you moved on. What are you doing? 301 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,250 Uh, what do you mean, "What am I doing?" I'm looking for a gig. 302 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:48,083 Oh, yeah? Except I have nothing to offer you in that field. 303 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,000 Yeah, well, there's a module bug and I don't know which module. 304 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,291 The integration was painful enough. Don't get me started on the tests. 305 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,458 Well, yeah, obviously, integration tests are a pain in the ass. 306 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,583 OK, but is there anything we can do now? 307 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,166 Nothing. Your friend can't keep up financially with her dreams. 308 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,583 (girl) Sorry, guys. 309 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:16,166 Please, go ahead. Tell me what you want. Name your price. 310 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,291 - (phone chimes) - No, don't laugh. Please, I need you. 311 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,625 (Elsa gasps) 312 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:21,708 - What? - It's Max. 313 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,458 "OK. Sorry, too late. The file has already been submitted." 314 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,625 - (ominous music) - "Impossible to change." 315 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,958 (Charlotte whispers) Fuck. 316 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,666 All right. You stay here and figure out how to deal with the app. 317 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,041 I'm going to deal with Max, OK? 318 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,833 - OK. - (Elsa) OK. All right. See you. 319 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:38,125 (music builds) 320 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,750 Oh, no, sweetie. I'm not writing a single line of code. 321 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,208 Please... 322 00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,061 - (Max) It's dead in the water. - (Elsa) I know you can help us. 323 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,583 No, a submitted file is a finalized file. Am I speaking Spanish or something? 324 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,708 - We won't tell anyone! - (Max) No, even then... 325 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,583 Please, come on, Max. You're my friend. Please do this for me. 326 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,375 I'd love to help a friend, but I promise, 327 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,625 I might lose my job over something like this. 328 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,208 (Max sighs) 329 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:02,875 (silence) 330 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,708 What if I... we were... 331 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,208 What if we were more... 332 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,666 than friends? 333 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,750 I mean, would you... 334 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,041 would you say the same thing? 335 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,500 About what? 336 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,083 Well, today, we can't be sure, you know what I mean? 337 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:25,875 But tomorrow... 338 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,166 We're allowed to change our minds, right? 339 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,208 - Uh, yeah. - (Elsa) Yes? 340 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 (Max) Um... 341 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,916 (Max sighs and laughs) 342 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 (Elsa) What? 343 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,166 - (Elsa) What? No. Wait, don't laugh! - Man, I fell for it. 344 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,250 No, but... 345 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,500 It was just three seconds, but I really fell for it. 346 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,750 Hang on, hang on, just so you know, it works like magic in bars. 347 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,333 - You flirt with guys at the bar? - Oh, yeah, I flirt in bars. I'm super hot. 348 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:57,500 - Oh, yeah, it's... - Are you about to make a bad joke now? 349 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,875 - Uh, maybe. - (both laugh) 350 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,208 No, but Max, Max, Max. Please. 351 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,666 - (Elsa) Please. Come one. Please. - (Max sighs) 352 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,291 OK. But I need the app bug-free before midnight. 353 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,375 (Elsa gasps) 354 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,500 - (ambient music) - I had a giant booger. Up my nose! 355 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,958 - Oh! - (Milou) Huge! 356 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,500 It was awful. Obviously, I messed up and didn't get it. 357 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,000 You haven't been single for long. 358 00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:21,083 - Uh, is it that obvious? - (man) Kind of. 359 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,875 Hey, but I'm the same way. I split with my fiancée, it's been two months. 360 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,541 - (Milou) Oh. - I totally freaked out. 361 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,916 - I mean, uh, me too. - (man) Hmm. 362 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 - Yeah. Thankfully, my friends are here. - (man) Hmm. 363 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,625 (ambient music continues) 364 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,875 You're super pretty. 365 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,583 I mean... 366 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,625 - That is if you're into Dallas. - (both laugh) 367 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,083 Well, I mean... 368 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,750 We can get going, if you'd like, or... 369 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,625 - If you want to? - OK. 370 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,375 (man) Hey, check, please. Uh... I'll pay cash. 371 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,041 - (man) Here you go. - (Milou) Huh. 372 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 (man) That's for you. 373 00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,166 (melancholy music) 374 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,833 (music continues) 375 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,333 (music continues) 376 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:38,166 MATTHIEU / HOME SEND MESSAGE 377 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,875 (music builds) 378 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,125 (heavy beat) 379 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,208 (car horns) 380 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,916 (heavy beat continues) 381 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,583 (door opens) 382 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,541 - I spelled it out for you. - (music fades) 383 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,041 Just, please, you're the only one who can help me. 384 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,833 Well, I'm sorry. 385 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:34,625 OK, all right. Yes, you're right. Maybe I asked too much from you for this app. 386 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:37,541 Well, yeah. You've been a pain in the... you know. 387 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,208 (silence) 388 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,291 (typing) 389 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,208 I wanted to do my job right. 390 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,125 I... I'm full of bugs, I'm too much. 391 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,333 I'm too much in every way, I'm too... 392 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,791 too crazy to be taken seriously, too... 393 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,541 too messy, too disconnected, too... 394 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,708 I'm so stupid. 395 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,833 My brother went to college, he's the pride of our family. 396 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:59,791 I just wanted to rise to his standard. 397 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,750 I dropped out of school. You see, I'm 30 and I'm still ashamed of that. 398 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,458 See, this app is my very first diploma. 399 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,125 You can't imagine how much I'm freaking out about not being able to do it. 400 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,416 Who cares about school? 401 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,458 I flunked school, too. 402 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,916 So, history and geography bore you and that makes you a piece of crap? 403 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,208 I'm a big fan of geography. 404 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,291 (girl sighs) 405 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,333 Come on, we'll simplify it. 406 00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,541 - (girl) We have until midnight? - Yes! 407 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:33,625 Yes! 408 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:36,875 What time is it? 409 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:38,541 OK. 410 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,333 - (door slams) - (crunching) 411 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,625 Not even late. 412 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,166 (both) Did you have a good night? 413 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,250 - Huh? Sure, normal. - Yeah, normal. 414 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,708 (both) Nothing special. 415 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:52,791 (silence) 416 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,833 (Milou sighs) 417 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,916 But did you see anyone or... 418 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,875 Maybe, yeah. 419 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,125 You? 420 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,541 Yeah. Yeah, maybe, um... 421 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,208 Hmm. 422 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500 Well... 423 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,750 Uh, by the way, Milou, I made you a spreadsheet. 424 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:21,500 To stay organized. 425 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,416 Let me know what you think. 426 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,208 I mean... 427 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,166 I made sure you learned something. 428 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,250 (silence) 429 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,166 (Antoine sighs) I'll get going. 430 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:48,125 (Milou takes a deep breath) 431 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,125 Uh, also... 432 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,750 - Should we talk about your outfit or...? - Oh, no. 433 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,333 (Milou) Nuh-uh. 434 00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,750 (Antoine) Hmm. 435 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,833 (Antoine sighs) 436 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,333 - (Antoine) Bye! - See ya. 437 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,500 OK, Max. 438 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,833 It's time to officially be calling time of death. 439 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,291 - (Elsa) Weeks of work wasted. - (Max sighs) 440 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,958 No, Elsa. It's not over. 441 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,250 - (Max sighs) - What do you wanna do? 442 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,083 - Wanna pray to the god of geeks? - (both laugh) 443 00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,000 Oh, actually, what was his name again? 444 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,375 (Elsa) Hang on, there was, um... 445 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,833 There was Sonic. OK. 446 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,750 And there was... 447 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,625 - (Elsa gasps) Mario. - (Max laughs) 448 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,750 So, you've only played two video games ever? 449 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,458 Yeah, but I beat you at Mario Kart. 450 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,958 - I'm sorry? - Well, yeah. 451 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,833 - Are you serious? - Max, 100%. 452 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:43,750 You beat me once. Once, in 2011, at Grandma's. You're unbelievable! 453 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,791 Bullshit! But, whoa, not at all. 454 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:46,875 - Such bad faith. - No! 455 00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,625 No, I'm sorry, Max, I think you're forgetting: 2012, 2013... 456 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:52,750 No, let's try something, because this bad faith of yours is insane. 457 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,125 - So, look me in the eye... - OK. 458 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,083 ...and say, "I'm better than you at Mario Kart." 459 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,125 OK, fine. I'm better than you at Mario Kart. 460 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,166 - No, my eyes. Look me in the eye. - Yeah. 461 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:05,166 - "I'm better than you at Mario Kart." - I'm better than you... 462 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,291 (soft electronic intro) 463 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,208 (heavy beat) 464 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,750 (heavy beat continues) 465 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,250 (music fades) 466 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,708 (electronic music) 467 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,250 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 468 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,250 ♪ So close to me ♪ 469 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,250 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 470 00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,666 ♪ So close to me ♪ 471 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,083 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 472 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,708 ♪ So close to me ♪ 473 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,125 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 474 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:08,250 ♪ So close to me ♪ 475 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,416 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 476 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,333 ♪ So close to me ♪ 477 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,875 ♪ I'm feeling you closer ♪ 478 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,791 ♪ So close to me ♪ 36084

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