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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:04,584 Toyota, Audi, Mercedes... 2 00:01:04,584 --> 00:01:07,834 they've been after my dealership for 10 years. 3 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,167 Then why not sell? 4 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:11,667 Papa would turn in his grave. 5 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:14,042 At your age, you should enjoy life. 6 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:17,542 But I am. See the convertible blocking the garage? 7 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:19,126 Your garage is blocked? 8 00:01:19,126 --> 00:01:22,209 I mean the red car parked out front. 9 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:25,251 The latest Lancia Flavia. V6 engine, 10 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:28,001 3.6-liters, 283 horsepower. 11 00:01:28,001 --> 00:01:30,126 It's sold. I deliver it Monday. 12 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:34,709 Want to take a spin out to the Deauville casino? 13 00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:38,376 Excuse me. 14 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:40,084 Yes, Irene. 15 00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:43,251 Hurry, I'm with a client. 16 00:01:43,251 --> 00:01:46,417 What? 17 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:48,417 Mr. Borgnoli! 18 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:54,751 You can't leave like that! 19 00:01:54,751 --> 00:01:58,209 Quick, the car keys! 20 00:01:58,209 --> 00:02:02,126 Quick, quick. The keys! 21 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:04,709 Rinse it or it'll come out too red. 22 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:17,167 - I have no choice. - Really, really red! 23 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:22,001 You Can't Choose Your Family 24 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:45,042 Their fast cars don't even move! I can't believe it. 25 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,042 You can't do this! 26 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:10,042 Where is he, Irene? 27 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,792 In your office. 28 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,959 What's that dripping? 29 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,959 Nothing! This is no time! 30 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:17,251 Mr. Borgnoli? 31 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:19,376 You can't take my cars away. 32 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:22,042 Irene, lie down in front of the truck! 33 00:03:22,042 --> 00:03:23,917 I have a writ. 34 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:26,376 No payment, no merchandise. It's normal. 35 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:27,959 What do I sell now? Oysters? 36 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,251 Look, 37 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,792 I'll settle this fast. Let me call the bank. 38 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:35,501 Hello, Mrs. Flappy? Cesar Borgnoli. 39 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:38,001 I'm with... What's your name? 40 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:40,084 Chaumeil & Berton debt-collectors. 41 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:43,334 Reassure Mr. Burton about my bank guarantees. 42 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:46,959 Here he is. 43 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:49,084 Mr. Chaumeil speaking. 44 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:51,584 The debt comes to 234,000 euros. 45 00:03:51,584 --> 00:03:54,251 That's nothing in my business. 10 cars. 46 00:03:54,251 --> 00:03:57,459 Take the cars down, fella! It's settled! 47 00:03:57,459 --> 00:03:59,667 Fine. Have a nice day, madam. 48 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:03,376 Papa's bank since '56. They're terrific. What'd she say? 49 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,334 That they're cutting you off. 50 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:07,876 I'm sorry, sir. 51 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:10,792 It's okay! Keep loading. 52 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,126 We take the two Deltas inside, too? 53 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:14,459 Of course! 54 00:04:14,459 --> 00:04:17,251 - Please, ma'am. - I won't move! 55 00:04:17,251 --> 00:04:18,376 Oh, my god, 56 00:04:18,376 --> 00:04:20,417 don't stay there, please. 57 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:22,292 The convertible, too. 58 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:25,292 I'm going to need help. Go ahead. 59 00:04:25,292 --> 00:04:26,501 What? 60 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,751 You two? You want a child? 61 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:29,584 Why, yeah. 62 00:04:29,584 --> 00:04:33,084 We've been together 3 years. Couples have children. 63 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:35,459 What's wrong? We fought for it. 64 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:37,626 You look blown away. 65 00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:40,292 No, darlings! That's great! 66 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:41,292 Can he have one? 67 00:04:41,292 --> 00:04:45,376 The whole bowl, if you like. Just concentrate. 68 00:04:45,376 --> 00:04:49,084 Are you watching? 69 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:52,001 - You with us, Jean-Paul? - I'm with you. 70 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,751 It's here 71 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,709 in this incredible village on stilts... 72 00:04:56,709 --> 00:04:59,167 - You're a knockout in a tank top! - Cut! 73 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,584 What? What now? 74 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:02,209 There's too much noise! 75 00:05:02,209 --> 00:05:04,792 Tell them to be quiet. 76 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:08,251 They can watch, but quietly. 77 00:05:08,251 --> 00:05:09,792 Why "Cut!" during the show? 78 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:13,042 It's not the show. It's the making-of. 79 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:18,251 So in the heart of traditional Thailand... 80 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:24,334 That old guy's all tangled up. 81 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:25,501 It's Video Gag! 82 00:05:25,501 --> 00:05:29,376 No one gives a damn that the old man fell in the drink? 83 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:32,834 Old people falling is always funny. 84 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,792 - Hand me my tobacco, honey. - It is funny! 85 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:38,292 Be quiet and watch. 86 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:40,251 - What's that? - A shrimp net. 87 00:05:40,251 --> 00:05:42,334 - And where are you? - In the net. 88 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:45,167 You jumped in that yucky water? 89 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,542 This is wild. 90 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:48,417 Hear that, Cocteau? 91 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:52,292 The old guy's spitting. How gross! 92 00:05:52,292 --> 00:05:56,084 Who's the little girl? Looks like a sad clay figurine. 93 00:05:56,084 --> 00:05:57,292 That's Maily. 94 00:05:57,292 --> 00:05:59,876 - The old man's granddaughter. - Cocteau, stay. 95 00:05:59,876 --> 00:06:01,667 What did Daddy say? 96 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:05,209 Now a longboat is taking him to the hospital. 97 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:08,042 They go to the hospital by longboat? 98 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,584 What a weird country! 99 00:06:09,584 --> 00:06:11,334 Where are you? 100 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:13,376 Working. 101 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:17,876 That bitch of a host kept on shooting. Make him stop. 102 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:22,709 Stay. Behave. 103 00:06:22,709 --> 00:06:25,501 What a hunk! 104 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,626 Who's the big fellow? 105 00:06:27,626 --> 00:06:28,792 He's not Chinese. 106 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:32,084 He's a French doctor. 107 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,876 Well done, Kim. You saved a man's life. 108 00:06:34,876 --> 00:06:37,667 Not so fast. The grandfather died. 109 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:43,167 The only family Maily had. 110 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:45,584 What a horrible story! 111 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:46,792 Spit it out, Cocteau! 112 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:48,209 He ate the foil. 113 00:06:48,209 --> 00:06:52,542 Spit it out! Go on, Cocteau. 114 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,542 There, he spit it out. 115 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,292 That's for sure. 116 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:59,667 Fizzy water will get it out. 117 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,792 Why show me such a grim movie? 118 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,167 We want to adopt the girl. 119 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,626 I'll be the godfather. 120 00:07:04,626 --> 00:07:09,917 You can be more than that. 121 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:12,751 What do you mean, "more"? 122 00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:15,459 The Thais just changed adoption laws. 123 00:07:15,459 --> 00:07:19,917 Singles can't adopt. And both parents must be present. 124 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,876 They only want married couples. 125 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,084 That's where you come in. 126 00:07:24,084 --> 00:07:27,376 Play my husband and pick up the child with me. 127 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:28,959 Who else but you? 128 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,834 I'd have loved to, darlings. 129 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,626 But I get tinnitus when I fly, 130 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:37,751 and Cocteau can't handle 10 hours in the hold. 131 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:40,792 The pig still isn't potty-trained. 132 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,667 What if he... 133 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,584 "went" in the cabin? 134 00:07:45,584 --> 00:07:46,959 Of course. 135 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:50,209 Had we known Cocteau wasn't potty-trained, 136 00:07:50,209 --> 00:07:54,251 we'd never have asked. Never. 137 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:55,834 It's all sewed up, HervГ©! 138 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:59,542 A friend at City Hall will do us a marriage certificate. 139 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,709 - A fake one. - No, a real one. 140 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:02,709 A real fake. 141 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:06,251 I tell you, there's no risk with these papers. 142 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:13,751 I'd have loved to, but I don't have vacation time. 143 00:08:13,751 --> 00:08:16,001 What'd I do with my cuffs? 144 00:08:16,001 --> 00:08:19,251 Must have left them at Brice's last night. 145 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:24,292 You're doing wonders for the community. 146 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:29,001 I'm with you all the way. 147 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:32,626 Maybe we should try a hetero. There are more of them. 148 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:33,584 That's for sure. 149 00:08:33,584 --> 00:08:34,917 - Say... - What? 150 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:41,834 Weren't you married in a past life? 151 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:45,084 Trouble is, Nadine's expecting twins. 152 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:47,417 - Congratulations. - Two? That's wonderful. 153 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:51,167 Sure! She's confined to bed, feet up. 154 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:54,876 I can't say I have to go to Thailand with my ex-wife 155 00:08:54,876 --> 00:08:57,917 as her fake husband when I was her real one before. 156 00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,376 Understand? 157 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:02,376 I just can't see it. 158 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:06,959 No problem. 159 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:09,501 Not finished? 160 00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:13,292 Anyway, she's awfully cute. She's got something. 161 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:19,584 Turn off the TV. 162 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:22,167 - We'll never find anyone. - That's for sure. 163 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,334 That's for sure. 164 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,584 Unless it's someone in the family. 165 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:27,917 Meaning? 166 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:31,709 I only have sisters. But don't you have a brother? 167 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:34,709 Yes. But we fell out three years ago. 168 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:37,667 I wouldn't bail him out on Papa's misrun garage. 169 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,459 Anyway, you two'd never get along. 170 00:09:40,459 --> 00:09:42,667 - Why not? - He's everything you detest. 171 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,376 His ideal women: Mama and bimbo hairdressers. 172 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:50,209 I can handle his kind. Anyway, it's only for 48 hours. 173 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,751 Leave that bunny alone. 174 00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:54,667 - It's Maily's bunny. - She's not here yet! 175 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,126 If I go with him, 176 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:58,834 your brother's name will be on the adoption papers. 177 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,751 Meaning yours. 178 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:19,792 Wouldn't that be better? 179 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,959 Hello, Gwen. How is she today? 180 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:22,834 So-so. 181 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:26,126 - Is that you, Cesar? - It's me, Mama. Be right there. 182 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:31,001 She got dizzy throwing bread to the pigeons. 183 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:33,459 ' Are you okay? - Yes. Why? 184 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:36,459 No reason. By the way, your sister's here. 185 00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:39,334 I know, we're meeting here. No need to whisper. 186 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:43,501 No need to shout either! 187 00:10:43,501 --> 00:10:48,292 How are you doing? 188 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:51,292 Yesterday, I thought my time had come. 189 00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:52,584 I'll call Dr. Fitoussi. 190 00:10:52,584 --> 00:10:57,459 Too late! Call a lawyer instead. 191 00:10:57,459 --> 00:11:00,251 What's that on your head? 192 00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:02,209 Did you get burned? 193 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:03,751 Hello, Cesar. 194 00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:07,292 Hi, Alex. 195 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,751 How nice to see you together again. 196 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:14,292 An image I'll carry with me. 197 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,542 Carry it where you like. 198 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,917 See her in her grave? 199 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,084 Whose grave? 200 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:22,167 No one's, Mama! General de Gaulle's! 201 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:27,001 Enough, Cesar. General de Gaulle died last year. 202 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,376 Is it ready, Gwen? She's hungry. 203 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:32,001 No more food for me. 204 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:34,667 I have a shrinking glottis. 205 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,209 Stop it, Mama! There's no such thing! 206 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:40,917 There is. Kim's cat died from it. 207 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,167 Kim? 208 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,417 Who's Kim? 209 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:47,042 This little girl means a lot to me and my relationship. 210 00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:48,959 I can't leave Mama alone. 211 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,626 She has Gwen. And I'll look after her for the 3 days. 212 00:11:52,626 --> 00:11:57,417 I'm not going with you. 213 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,292 Keep it down. 214 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,167 You're our last chance. 215 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,709 I get it. Relax, I get the picture. 216 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:07,917 But this falls right on my open house weekend. 217 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:11,167 Shit! I forgot about that. 218 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:12,626 Postpone it? 219 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:16,209 The date's set by the car maker. And right now, 220 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:18,209 I'd better sell some cars. 221 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:19,209 How's business? 222 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:22,084 As Papa said: We're headed down the drain. 223 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:26,917 What if I gave you that money you asked for? 224 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:30,834 It wouldn't hurt. 225 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,792 I'd have to go over my books. 226 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,584 I might still be short. 227 00:12:35,584 --> 00:12:37,876 I'll add to it. 228 00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:42,501 Sure your scheme is airtight? In those places, trouble comes easy. 229 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:46,167 It's not a war zone. I'm your sis. And a lawyer. 230 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,917 By the way, know any auctioneers? 231 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,667 - Yes, why? - Because... 232 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:54,084 I have the entire Renault 4 collection. From Day 1. 233 00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:57,376 I'm only missing the Savanna. With a large roof rack. 234 00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:00,251 It'd be great if you find me one. 235 00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:05,167 So, if I add 50,000 euros will you go with Kim? 236 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:08,209 Your Viet orphan boy story moves me. 237 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:12,292 She's Thai and she's a girl. 238 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,167 That's not the problem. The sad thing is, she's an orphan. 239 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,292 I'll jot down the name. 240 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,751 It's a four, like the number. 241 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:25,376 And Savanna. Like Savanna. 242 00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,209 - Want her name? - Whose? 243 00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:28,917 The girl's. 244 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,542 Maily. Isn't that a pretty name? 245 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,709 Sure. I can't really tell. 246 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:44,501 They say Thailand's paradise. 247 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:47,917 To Bangkok? Doctors are money! Money! Money! 248 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,334 I understand, Mrs. Ling, 249 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,917 but I'm a G.P. I don't reduce ears. 250 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,917 Dr. Luix! We have confidence in you! 251 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:59,084 Please! Kiss! Kiss! 252 00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:02,834 They too big! Too big! No good for nothing! 253 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,751 What matters is to hear well. 254 00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:06,292 Ugly! 255 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:07,876 They define you. 256 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:12,667 He can't even wear no cap! Others yes, but him no cap. 257 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,876 Anyway, that's nature. 258 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,876 Two organs continue to grow as you age: 259 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,751 the nose and the ears. 260 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,209 And there is also an organ 261 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:43,667 that gets smaller with age! 262 00:14:43,667 --> 00:15:01,501 Patai-Chung Orphanage 263 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,209 NO, stop! 264 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:06,751 - Stop! Not here! - It's the law! 265 00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:12,126 Not here! Stop. 266 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:16,167 It's Dr. Luix! 267 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:24,001 Hi, pumpkin. 268 00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:29,209 Go and play. 269 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,834 Mother Marie-Souye, what'd they want? 270 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,834 To post the new adoption laws. Over the children's pictures! 271 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,584 Ah, yes. I heard. 272 00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:40,709 Only married couples can adopt now. 273 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:41,834 A fine thing. 274 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:49,667 A child should be raised by a father and mother. 275 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:54,917 Your malaria acting up again, Mother? 276 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,584 Roll up your sleeve. 277 00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:01,459 You know little Maily is leaving us this week. 278 00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:04,376 Her new parents are arriving. 279 00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,626 I hate shots. 280 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:09,542 I have to fetch them at the airport. 281 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,084 Not like this. Send someone else? 282 00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:19,001 Sister Lucienne had an accident. 283 00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:23,501 She ran into an elephant with the tuk-tuk. 284 00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:27,084 Driver's license confiscated. 285 00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:29,751 Why don't you pick up the parents? 286 00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,959 Bangkok holds bad memories. 287 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:37,126 It's been over 5 years since the Lord took your wife. 288 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,626 End your penitence. You have a right to happiness. 289 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,459 And they're French. You should be glad. 290 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,751 I usually avoid them. 291 00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:48,501 The mother works for French television. 292 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:49,376 And the father? 293 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,251 In cars. A pump attendant, I think. 294 00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:54,876 - How old is he? - About 50. 295 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:56,876 I see. Pump attendant at 50. 296 00:16:56,876 --> 00:17:00,626 I hope they send Maily to college. 297 00:17:00,626 --> 00:17:02,834 They arrive tomorrow at 3 p.m. 298 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:10,501 Flight Thai 807. 299 00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:12,751 Where the hell is he? 300 00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:16,417 - He'd better not back out. - He gave me his word. 301 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,917 I hate latecomers. 302 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:25,792 There he is. 303 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,709 What's that hair color? 304 00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:31,834 Bordeaux-mahogany? 305 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:36,084 Sorry I'm late. Wrong airport. A Club Med habit. 306 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:37,876 So this is the Beast. 307 00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:39,917 Beauty! Sorry, Beauty! 308 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:42,251 Pleased to meet you. Kim. 309 00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:44,001 Cesar. 310 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:47,001 Maybe we should kiss. As husband and wife. 311 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:54,042 That way, it'll be done with. 312 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:57,417 Angela by Cacharel. Reminds me of an ex. 313 00:17:57,417 --> 00:18:01,334 No, it's Meow by Gamahuche. 314 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:03,251 Remind you of anyone? 315 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,917 Gamahuche? Just a sec. 316 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,042 C'mere. 317 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:12,459 - I told Irene you'd wire the money. - When you're back with the kid. 318 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,209 Natch'. It's just to say, lrene's in the know. 319 00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:17,751 She seems nice, funny and all that. 320 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:22,042 She reminds me of someone in that tank top. But who? 321 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,501 It'll come back to you. 322 00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,959 - A problem? - No, honey. Everything's cool. 323 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:29,001 Let's go to check-in. 324 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,417 I'll take your bag, Kim. 325 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,126 Thanks, that's sweet. 326 00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:36,459 It weighs a ton! What have you got in there? 327 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:39,876 My kitchen sink. I'm afraid someone'll steal it. 328 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:42,834 Just like me. A laugh a minute! 329 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,459 We could start an act in Bangkok. 330 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,834 We won't have time. 331 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,167 From behind you remind me of... 332 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,167 Another ex? 333 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:53,167 My high school gym teacher, Mr. Chauvelau. 334 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,042 I worshipped him! 335 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:58,001 "Muscle Man." He always wore a muscle shirt! 336 00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:02,167 Like you. 337 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:09,709 - I might not last 48 hours. - I warned you. 338 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:10,876 What a line! 339 00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:18,209 Bangkok. Business, 1st Class, this way, please. 340 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:22,042 Don't worry. 341 00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,834 It's cool. 342 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:28,542 Everything'll be fine. 343 00:19:28,542 --> 00:20:08,209 Hold this. 344 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:11,584 - It's dumb to make a spectacle. - What spectacle? 345 00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:15,459 When straights kiss, it's normal. We're obscene. Is that it? 346 00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:19,626 It looks like my wife is cheating with another woman. 347 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:21,209 Who do you mean? 348 00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:35,959 You and me! Mr. and Mrs. Borgnoli. 349 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,709 So, you're in television? 350 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:41,001 Alex told me you hosted "Of Horses and Men." 351 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,251 I'm a sound man. For "Of Houses and Men." 352 00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:51,001 I stopped watching TV in 2004. Like you, I'd rather read. 353 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,126 Oh, no. 354 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,084 That's all we needed! I can close up shop! 355 00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:58,084 What's wrong? 356 00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,751 They're reinstating the road tax! 357 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:03,292 I'll go sell lemons in Cavaillon. 358 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,917 Melons. 359 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:05,792 What melons? 360 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,251 Cavaillon melons. Not lemons. 361 00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:10,042 It was an image. 362 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,042 Champagne? 363 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,459 - A glass of champ? - I don't drink alcohol. 364 00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:15,667 Juice then, soda? 365 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,292 What sodas do you have? 366 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:20,417 It's okay, Cesar. I'm not thirsty. 367 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:25,584 I'll stick with the champagne. 368 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,626 - The stewardess is cute. - Yes, very. 369 00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:34,626 Very cute. 370 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,126 Sorry about earlier. 371 00:21:36,126 --> 00:21:39,001 I overreacted about your... 372 00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,501 little "peck." 373 00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:44,334 It was no peck. We kissed as lovers do. 374 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:52,292 Sure, of course. That's why... 375 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:56,042 Did you see that western with the two cowboys who... 376 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,959 What was it called again? Great movie. 377 00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:00,626 Baden-Baden Mountain. 378 00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:04,126 Brokeback Mountain. Baden-Baden's a town in German. 379 00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:05,584 Miles from Cavaillon. 380 00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:08,209 Okay, but it was still a mountain. 381 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:12,084 An ex dragged me to see it. 382 00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:14,501 Well, it really got to me. 383 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,626 Even though I'm not... No, really. 384 00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:18,709 But it's true... 385 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:25,376 Two guys, but really in love. In love like... 386 00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:26,376 you and Alex, 387 00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:29,876 but as guys. 388 00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:31,667 I'll try to sleep. 389 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,626 If you can't, just ask. Take your pick: 390 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:37,417 Auto Buyers' Guide, Auto News, Auto Plus 391 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,459 and The Auto Monitor, 392 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,334 which, if you ask me... 393 00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,334 I'm not asking. 394 00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,876 ...Is still the bible. 395 00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,959 Gladly. 396 00:22:48,959 --> 00:22:52,209 What's your name? 397 00:22:52,209 --> 00:23:12,292 I'll find Out. 398 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:14,251 - Time to wake up. - Okay. 399 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,751 - Where are we? - In the air. 400 00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:18,417 We land soon. We have to go over stuff. 401 00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:21,917 What stuff? 402 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:23,751 My head weighs a ton. 403 00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:28,042 For the nun we've been married 10 years. We have to rehearse. 404 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,876 - Shit. - What? 405 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,667 I lost a sock. 406 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,167 We'll look later. 407 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:37,792 Focus! You have to answer her questions right. 408 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:42,292 - Where'd we meet? - At the airport. 409 00:23:42,292 --> 00:23:44,751 Anyone find a sock in the night? 410 00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:49,001 Your sock didn't run away. It's on the plane somewhere. 411 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,501 I'll start again: Where'd we meet? 412 00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:55,292 Wherever. Someone stole it. Lisle socks aren't cheap. 413 00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,001 A one-legged cripple, maybe. 414 00:23:57,001 --> 00:24:00,251 We met through your sister. You listening? 415 00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:04,959 I don't think it's wise to get my sister mixed up in this. 416 00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:07,126 - Why not? - It's obvious. 417 00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:08,376 You're together. 418 00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:11,626 If anyone cross-checks, they'll be on to us. 419 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:13,959 Then let's say at friends. 420 00:24:13,959 --> 00:24:15,917 That seems smarter. 421 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:19,626 I can't wear just one sock. They'll spot me right off. 422 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,751 The attendant must have extras. 423 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,001 Not lisle socks. 424 00:24:23,001 --> 00:25:02,126 On this company, they have them. 425 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:08,292 Okay. 426 00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:16,042 Neither. Adoption. 427 00:25:16,042 --> 00:25:20,209 Over there. Hey,you! 428 00:25:20,209 --> 00:25:23,584 Honey, get over here. 429 00:25:23,584 --> 00:25:43,459 Your passport. 430 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,376 Chief! 431 00:25:46,376 --> 00:25:51,292 - What'd you tell them? - The truth. Why lie? 432 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:53,584 They have different names. 433 00:25:53,584 --> 00:26:33,334 There's your answer. 434 00:26:33,334 --> 00:26:35,501 What's this paper for? 435 00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:39,792 A permit to travel around the country. 436 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:41,167 They kept my passport. 437 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,459 Only until we leave with Maily. 438 00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:44,709 With who? 439 00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:46,001 Maily, our daughter! 440 00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:47,542 Take it easy. 441 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:58,542 Jet lag's got me confused. And these Chinese names! 442 00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:01,126 They checked the certificate! 443 00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,834 Calm down. Maybe they found your sock. 444 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:09,834 Walk slowly and carry my bag. 445 00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:16,501 We don't even have the embassy phone number. 446 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,667 - Shit. - Now what? 447 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:21,792 It's the French doctor. 448 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:26,334 Good news. A doctor on hand in such a country isn't a bad thing. 449 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:28,709 - I'll do the talking. - Watch your tone. 450 00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:31,751 Shut up! 451 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,834 HoneyвЂњ. 452 00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:34,917 Yes, that's me. 453 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:37,251 Glad to meet you. Dr. Luix lzkeban. 454 00:27:37,251 --> 00:27:40,459 Mother Marie-Souye is ill. She asked me to come. 455 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,292 Hello, Doctor. Sorry... 456 00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:44,751 The damp heat makes my palms sweat. 457 00:27:44,751 --> 00:27:47,501 Yet the airport is air-conditioned. 458 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:52,042 Right... It must be lovely outside. 459 00:27:52,042 --> 00:27:55,667 lzkeban. Is that a Spanish name? 460 00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:57,126 No relation. I'm Basque. 461 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:59,917 No relation? It's still pretty close. 462 00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:02,917 They run bulls on both sides. 463 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,167 The Basque Country isn't just bullfights. 464 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,834 Where exactly are you from, Doctor? 465 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,084 I was born in Arcangues. 466 00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:14,084 Wasn't Dario Moreno from the same place? 467 00:28:14,084 --> 00:28:15,834 That was Luis Mariano. 468 00:28:15,834 --> 00:28:20,167 Mariano, Moreno... Kinda like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. 469 00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:27,709 Even Tweedledum and Tweedledum, if I may. 470 00:28:27,709 --> 00:28:31,001 The car's outside. 471 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:31,792 Lead the way. 472 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:42,251 - He seems nice. - Shut up. 473 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:45,126 We going straight to the orphanage? 474 00:28:45,126 --> 00:28:49,209 Not until tomorrow. A force 9 typhoon is still blowing. 475 00:28:49,209 --> 00:28:53,126 Shit! How long are we gonna be holed up here? 476 00:28:53,126 --> 00:28:55,459 For as long as we have to, honey. 477 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:58,917 For tonight, I've booked rooms in a fine hotel. 478 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:00,751 I'm sure you'll like it. 479 00:29:00,751 --> 00:29:02,667 Mostly Japanese makes here. 480 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,126 What an eye. 481 00:29:04,126 --> 00:29:06,376 Figures, for a pump attendant. 482 00:29:06,376 --> 00:29:08,042 - Who is? - You. 483 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:09,709 Who said so? 484 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:13,709 It's in the adoption file Mother Superior showed me. 485 00:29:13,709 --> 00:29:15,959 She's off her rocker! 486 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:19,917 Take it easy, Cesar. It's my fault. I said mechanic, 487 00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:22,167 and she wrote pump attendant. 488 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:24,417 Pump attendant, mechanic. It's Tweedledee 489 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:26,709 and HumptyDo, as you say. 490 00:29:26,709 --> 00:29:30,376 I'm not a mechanic either. Why'd you say that? 491 00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:32,709 Just what do you do in automobiles? 492 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:36,584 I'm the exclusive dealer for Italian prestige cars 493 00:29:36,584 --> 00:29:39,209 in Western Paris. 494 00:29:39,209 --> 00:29:42,042 I wasn't far off. You're a car salesman. 495 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:44,417 So I'm a car salesman. 496 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,709 Now I've heard it all! 497 00:29:46,709 --> 00:29:51,126 It doesn't matter as long as you're a good father to Maily. 498 00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:54,584 The doctor's right. That's what counts. 499 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:57,667 Anyway, attendants are a thing of the past. 500 00:29:57,667 --> 00:29:59,584 Now it's self-service or credit cards. 501 00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:05,792 Tell that to Marie-Stewya. 502 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,209 Marie-Souye. 503 00:30:07,209 --> 00:30:13,459 I'll pass it on. 504 00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:15,667 Wow! 505 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:19,209 Your pickup's had it. 506 00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:20,542 Junkyard material. 507 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:23,792 Never. It was my wife's car. She loved it 508 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:28,042 Forgive us, Doctor. We didn't know. 509 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:32,292 We had no idea. 510 00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:38,084 Bags there. Climb in. 511 00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:40,459 We didn't know what? 512 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:44,209 Shut up, I said. 513 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:48,834 - Move it, Cesar. - Hang on a second. 514 00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:51,167 Old, but this pickup makes tracks. 515 00:30:51,167 --> 00:31:16,084 They sure knew how to build engines back then. 516 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:18,251 Is it normal to be stuck so long? 517 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:22,251 That's Bangkok. 518 00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:24,042 I'm curious by nature. 519 00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:27,959 An observer. But this staggers me. 520 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:31,084 What does? The city's energy? Me, too. 521 00:31:31,084 --> 00:31:33,584 I meant the size of ears. 522 00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:34,626 Whose ears? 523 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:38,667 People's. Lots of them have huge ears. 524 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:41,792 Stop talking nonsense, Cesar. 525 00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:43,334 He's joking, Doctor. 526 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:44,876 He's right. 527 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:51,501 It's something I've often noticed but I can't explain. 528 00:31:51,501 --> 00:31:54,834 Bangkok isn't Thailand. The city's ruined by cars. 529 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:58,834 Plus certain Westerners and their sexual abominations. 530 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,709 A sin and a shame. 531 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:01,792 Right, honey? 532 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:05,292 Basically, it's still the land of the elephant. 533 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,209 That might explain the big ears. 534 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:09,834 We've said enough about ears. 535 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,834 And child trafficking, to boot. 536 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,251 They arrested a New Zealand couple, 537 00:32:14,251 --> 00:32:18,334 supposedly married, who came to adopt with fake papers. 538 00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:20,959 That's awful. It's appalling. 539 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:22,001 What happened? 540 00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:24,542 They got 25 years. In Pachay. 541 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,292 They don't play around. 542 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:30,001 They're child traffickers, sweetie. 543 00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:31,626 They deserve it. 544 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:37,917 I'd have shot them. 545 00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:59,334 - I think it's moving. - Yep, it's moving. 546 00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:00,501 Welcome. 547 00:33:00,501 --> 00:33:06,084 Thank you, Sam. 548 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:09,126 What a classy place! Nice work, doc. 549 00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:12,834 We're just crossing the lobby to get to the pier. 550 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:13,959 Oh, yeah? 551 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,876 No tourist trap for you. 552 00:33:15,876 --> 00:33:18,209 - Too bad. - I prefer. 553 00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:21,167 International palace hotels depress me. 554 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,626 Never mind the rates. 555 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,376 So what? My sister's paying. 556 00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:27,126 She is? Do you have money problems? 557 00:33:27,126 --> 00:33:30,751 Not at all! It's just because... 558 00:33:30,751 --> 00:33:32,917 - Excuse me. - It's me, sweetheart. 559 00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:36,709 Who is it? 560 00:33:36,709 --> 00:33:39,792 - I'll catch up with you. - Okay. 561 00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,126 Actually, my sister... 562 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:44,626 I lent my sister money. 563 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:48,626 In her line she can't pay back in cash, so she said, 564 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:52,584 "Treat the kid to a luxury hotel, it's on me." 565 00:33:52,584 --> 00:33:54,459 Word for word. 566 00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:56,209 What's your sister do? 567 00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:58,001 Lawyer in a huge firm. 568 00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:02,417 Getting cash out of that loony bin is touch and go-go. 569 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:06,751 - Touch and go-go? - You bet. 570 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:09,084 Your brother's a prize schmuck. 571 00:34:09,084 --> 00:34:12,459 - Where is he now? - Driving the doctor nuts. 572 00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:14,792 - A Thai? - No, French. A sort of bush doctor. 573 00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:17,834 - Tush? - Not tush. "Bush" with a 574 00:34:17,834 --> 00:34:19,626 Why'd he come to meet you? 575 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:21,459 - No idea. - He suspicious? 576 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:23,084 Not at all! Luckily. 577 00:34:23,084 --> 00:34:26,584 He must think I'm married to a jerk. That's all. 578 00:34:26,584 --> 00:34:29,959 Wait while I watch his next screw-up. 579 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,667 He's getting in a boat, 580 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,167 I bet he'll fall in. 581 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:36,334 Nope, not him. His bag. 582 00:34:36,334 --> 00:34:37,876 - Drop it. - No way! 583 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:41,667 It's got all my Lacoste shirts and my Lancia suede jacket! 584 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:44,084 I'll pay if he dives for it. 585 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:47,251 For $10 he'd swim across the river. 586 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,709 Hand me your sandwich. 587 00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:50,501 I don't want his sandwich. 588 00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,542 Throw it in the water. You'll see. 589 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,084 Throw it in, I said. 590 00:34:54,084 --> 00:34:58,917 What's it got to do with my bag? 591 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,501 Holy cow! How gross! 592 00:35:00,501 --> 00:35:02,751 - It's teeming with them. - Catfish. 593 00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:06,084 They're sacred. The river's full of them. 594 00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:08,709 Below are man-sized monitor lizards. 595 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,626 Your bag's already history. 596 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,459 What's going on? 597 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:14,792 You lose something, sweetie? 598 00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:17,501 Lizards ate my polo shirts. 599 00:35:17,501 --> 00:35:21,417 There! They ate my polo shirts! 600 00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:43,876 A great start! 601 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:48,959 Looks charming. 602 00:35:48,959 --> 00:35:52,001 - It's here? - There. 603 00:35:52,001 --> 00:35:54,042 What do we do? 604 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:56,292 Get out. 605 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:59,709 We get out? Okay. Here I go. 606 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:02,209 - Go on. - Gimme a second. 607 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:05,917 I almost fell. 608 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:10,209 The bag. 609 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:14,001 Right, I take the bag. 610 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:16,334 - It's Mama. - Yes, Mama, I hear you. 611 00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:18,501 Did you arrive? No news. 612 00:36:18,501 --> 00:36:20,334 Yes, I'm in Deauville. 613 00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:22,292 It's windy on the boardwalk. 614 00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,334 I can't hear you. 615 00:36:24,334 --> 00:36:26,251 Shit! It keeps cutting off. 616 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,959 Why say you're in Deauville? 617 00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:30,334 Yes, why lie to your mother? 618 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:32,376 When I'm abroad, her heart races. 619 00:36:32,376 --> 00:36:36,501 Once her pulse jumped to 196. Like Lance Armstrong. 620 00:36:36,501 --> 00:36:39,084 - Minus his bike. - Of course. 621 00:36:39,084 --> 00:36:40,792 Something smells good. 622 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:48,001 It definitely smells. Do we have far to go? 623 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:51,126 - Is that you? - Who else would it be? 624 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:54,834 Gwen dressed the cat as a fireman. And pooped on the rug. 625 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:59,292 Now Mama, Gwen didn't poop on the rug! 626 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:02,417 It must be the cat. 627 00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,042 Cut off again! 628 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,751 It's sad to get old. 629 00:37:05,751 --> 00:37:08,042 - What's your mother got? - You name it. 630 00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:10,501 Just before we left, her glottis shrank. 631 00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:11,959 Never heard of it. 632 00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:14,251 So where's this hotel? 633 00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:16,251 We're in it. 634 00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:19,709 Isn't it darling? Like a dollhouse. 635 00:37:19,709 --> 00:37:30,417 Next to the other one, it sucks. 636 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,501 Here. 637 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:37,001 Literally: "The nest of swallows in love for life." 638 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,626 That's us! 639 00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:42,167 Please. 640 00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:46,459 It's tiny, too. 641 00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,084 That's a bed for two? 642 00:37:48,084 --> 00:37:52,876 Thais consider married couples sleep in each other's arms. 643 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:55,834 We'll kill two birds with one stone: 644 00:37:55,834 --> 00:38:01,709 adopt and take a second honeymoon. 645 00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:06,167 Settle in. I'm next door. Meet in a half-hour for dinner. 646 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:11,209 I booked a traditional Thai restaurant. 647 00:38:11,209 --> 00:38:13,417 Let go of me, right now! 648 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,542 I'm playing my part, like we said. 649 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:20,626 Don't act stupid, you'll regret it. 650 00:38:20,626 --> 00:38:23,542 That guy freaks me out. Did you hear him? 651 00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:26,959 If that Basque learns the truth, he'll have us shot. 652 00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:28,459 I heard him. 653 00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:30,417 Try not to screw up so much. 654 00:38:30,417 --> 00:38:33,084 - When did I screw up? - My bag. 655 00:38:33,084 --> 00:38:37,209 Every second. You haven't missed a trick. 656 00:38:37,209 --> 00:38:40,834 I warn you: If I go home without Maily, 657 00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,501 you don't get your money. 658 00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:48,209 So get smart. If your garage matters. 659 00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:51,251 - What's this water? - Close it. It's boiling hot! 660 00:38:51,251 --> 00:38:54,626 For cooking noodles or what? 661 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:58,917 Asian refinement. Hot water. The cult of cleanliness. 662 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:01,501 Why a hot tub in a room? 663 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,292 It doesn't make you cleaner. 664 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:06,251 Not even a couch! How do we sleep tonight? 665 00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:08,251 Me on the floor. You on the bed. 666 00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:13,042 Fine with me. You smoke a pipe? 667 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,542 Smoke bother you? 668 00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:17,584 No, it's just that... 669 00:39:17,584 --> 00:39:22,084 Who'd have thought I'd be paired with a woman who smokes... 670 00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:26,542 And that I'd be paired with a guy with mahogany hair! 671 00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:28,542 I'm going down for a drink. 672 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:36,209 Keep off alcohol. You'll lose your socks. 673 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:46,292 This place is falling apart. The hotel is ancient! 674 00:39:46,292 --> 00:39:49,501 Confuses Luis Mariano and Dario Moreno. 675 00:39:49,501 --> 00:39:52,417 Big Oedipus complex. 676 00:39:52,417 --> 00:39:56,709 Tax dodging tendencies... 677 00:39:56,709 --> 00:40:00,501 A real traditional Thai restaurant. You take off your shoes. 678 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,042 They're right. Hygiene first. 679 00:40:02,042 --> 00:40:04,667 I don't see the point, 680 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:06,042 but here goes... 681 00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:14,834 Hope no monkeys pinch them, after those lizards... 682 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:16,209 This is nice. 683 00:40:16,209 --> 00:40:23,709 Take a seat. 684 00:40:23,709 --> 00:40:26,959 I get the idea. 685 00:40:26,959 --> 00:40:29,876 I'll pull a muscle before dinner. 686 00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:32,834 There's no legroom. How do they do it? 687 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:37,334 You should have left your long legs at the hotel, honey. 688 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:42,917 Welcome to Thailand. Bottoms up. 689 00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:45,417 Go easy. It's very high proof. 690 00:40:45,417 --> 00:40:47,834 It tastes like soap. What is it? 691 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,876 Rice wine with star anise. 692 00:40:49,876 --> 00:40:53,626 It could serve as both toothpaste and cocktail. 693 00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:56,251 I ordered a real Thai fisherman's meal. 694 00:40:56,251 --> 00:40:58,626 My mouth is watering. 695 00:40:58,626 --> 00:41:01,126 We love fish, don't we, honey? 696 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:04,542 I hope it's not lizard pastry. 697 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:07,917 You might find your shirts. 698 00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:13,459 I'd love steak and fries, and a chair with legs. 699 00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,126 The house specialty. 700 00:41:15,126 --> 00:41:17,459 What do you think this is? 701 00:41:17,459 --> 00:41:21,001 If I don't know I won't eat it. 702 00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:22,667 A big Slug 703 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:26,376 We're not among savages. This is a refined country. 704 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,834 She's right. It's a sea slug in garlic, 705 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,959 marinated in nuoc mam and spices. 706 00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:33,126 The Thai fisherman's favorite dish. 707 00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:34,126 Swell... 708 00:41:34,126 --> 00:41:35,334 Pass me your plate. 709 00:41:35,334 --> 00:41:40,876 I prefer the French hunter's dish. 710 00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:52,292 Just a little. 711 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:57,834 Well? 712 00:41:57,834 --> 00:42:00,959 It's good. 713 00:42:00,959 --> 00:42:03,959 You have to get used to 714 00:42:03,959 --> 00:42:07,084 the rubbery texture of the skin, 715 00:42:07,084 --> 00:42:09,251 which is thick. 716 00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:13,501 Their slugs are so fresh, you feel like you're at sea. 717 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,459 Right. Out at sea. 718 00:42:15,459 --> 00:42:16,501 I feel seasick. 719 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:19,292 Mother Marie-Souye gave me this questionnaire. 720 00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:21,584 Now? No more questionnaires. 721 00:42:21,584 --> 00:42:25,167 - Don't drink if you don't eat. - Eat what? 722 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,834 Without this and my favorable report, 723 00:42:27,834 --> 00:42:30,084 you can't take the child. 724 00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:31,542 Sure. 725 00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:32,959 Let's begin. 726 00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:36,459 Do you believe it's worth having the child learn Thai? 727 00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:38,001 Indispensable. 728 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:42,876 What for? Honestly, teaching her Thai is totally pointless. 729 00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:45,209 Her roots! It's her mother tongue. 730 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:49,167 They all speak English here. Badly, but they speak it. 731 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,709 There's a disagreement box. I check it? 732 00:42:51,709 --> 00:42:55,209 Check it! You get used to the soapy taste. 733 00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:59,292 Don't check it. We'll discuss it later. 734 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,834 You're tired from jet lag, honey. 735 00:43:01,834 --> 00:43:06,334 I'm not tired. I'm against the child learning Chinese! 736 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:12,542 - Thai. - I'm against Thai, too. 737 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:16,959 - What'd I say? - Nothing but crap. 738 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:20,792 What's he doing? 739 00:43:20,792 --> 00:43:25,917 The guy's a brute on top of it. 740 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,501 Sorry, sorry. 741 00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:31,876 Noi! 742 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:45,584 - I'll pay for all the damage, Noi. - Never mind. 743 00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:47,167 Are you homophobic? 744 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,501 No, but I'm against prostitution. 745 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,917 So am I. I applaud with two hands. 746 00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:54,584 Sure he was prostituting? 747 00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:58,292 It was obvious, honey. They both were. 748 00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:01,876 It's a scourge here. Dr. Louis told you. 749 00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:05,334 That boy left his village two weeks ago to find work. 750 00:44:05,334 --> 00:44:09,334 I got him a kitchen job here. The owner knew my wife. 751 00:44:09,334 --> 00:44:11,292 But he'd rather hustle. 752 00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:14,876 He's 15. 753 00:44:14,876 --> 00:44:20,959 The beauty from Cadiz has velvety eyes 754 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:26,167 The beauty from Cadiz offers love without disguise 755 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:29,126 Anyway, we had a marvelous dinner. 756 00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:31,292 - Fabulous! - It's not over. 757 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:35,209 It's not? 758 00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:40,209 Stuffed fish head with herring liver. 759 00:44:40,209 --> 00:44:42,334 I really can't. 760 00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:45,459 They're staring at me. I'd feel like a cannibal. 761 00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:46,709 A Sunday dish. 762 00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:49,334 It's Tuesday. 763 00:44:49,334 --> 00:44:51,376 Say, if you know the owner, 764 00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:53,792 ask her to turn that music off. 765 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:56,459 It's torture. 766 00:44:56,459 --> 00:44:57,834 It sounds like 767 00:44:57,834 --> 00:45:04,792 a cat that got stuck in a door. 768 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:09,292 She's butchering a great song. They wreck everything here. 769 00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:11,459 That's enough, honey. 770 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:14,542 Was your wife French? 771 00:45:14,542 --> 00:45:16,792 No,Thai 772 00:45:16,792 --> 00:45:20,626 Her name was Ty-Pong. She was a very popular singer here. 773 00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:23,709 She died five years ago. 774 00:45:23,709 --> 00:45:30,292 That's her singing. 775 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:31,792 Now? 776 00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:36,542 She's the cat. 777 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:38,042 That's her? 778 00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:40,167 Too bad we don't get the words. 779 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:42,542 They're in French. 780 00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:46,417 That's for sure, honey. Listen good... 781 00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:48,042 You can make out the French. 782 00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:52,876 He's right. I don't have an ear for music. 783 00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:56,292 See a specialist. 784 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:59,334 I think I'll have some of these 785 00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:00,584 stuffed fish heads. 786 00:46:00,584 --> 00:46:03,501 Me, too. 787 00:46:03,501 --> 00:46:05,167 How do you eat this? 788 00:46:05,167 --> 00:46:08,501 It's a surprise. We don't know what's inside. 789 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:12,959 You can recognize the refrain. 790 00:46:12,959 --> 00:46:23,542 It's got something. 791 00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:26,376 We'll finish with an indiscreet question, 792 00:46:26,376 --> 00:46:29,959 but it's the doctor asking. 793 00:46:29,959 --> 00:46:32,251 Shoot, doc. 794 00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:42,042 Monthly frequency of intercourse? 795 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,709 A loaded question. 796 00:46:44,709 --> 00:46:47,917 That certainly is a very private matter. 797 00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:49,626 Do we have to answer? 798 00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:51,792 It's the $64,000 question. 799 00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:54,792 And you must answer separately in writing. 800 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:57,792 A good way of detecting bogus couples. 801 00:46:57,792 --> 00:47:00,167 Ah, clever. 802 00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:21,417 Downright sneaky. 803 00:47:21,417 --> 00:47:23,667 We have a problem. 804 00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:25,084 Really? 805 00:47:25,084 --> 00:47:28,251 What? 806 00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:31,417 It's just a rough idea. 807 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,667 We don't keep track very carefully. 808 00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:36,042 Yes, but the ratio is 1:3. 809 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:38,501 Meaning? 810 00:47:38,501 --> 00:47:41,209 Your wife says 4 811 00:47:41,209 --> 00:47:43,501 and you say 12. 812 00:47:43,501 --> 00:47:50,792 Can you explain that? 813 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,834 Well, I'll be damned! 814 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:56,292 My mistake. Cesar's right. 815 00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:57,709 Ah, for once! 816 00:47:57,709 --> 00:48:02,626 I was thinking, does she have amnesia or what? 817 00:48:02,626 --> 00:48:05,001 I gave a woman's answer. 818 00:48:05,001 --> 00:48:10,501 He gave the number of times and me, climaxes. 819 00:48:10,501 --> 00:48:29,084 There's your explanation. 820 00:48:29,084 --> 00:48:32,292 Careful, honey. You're crushing people's shoes. 821 00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:38,959 They're not shoes, they're flip-flops. 822 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:41,376 Respect is a rule of life in Asia. 823 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:48,876 But they shouldn't leave them lying around. 824 00:48:48,876 --> 00:48:50,251 Good night. 825 00:48:50,251 --> 00:48:54,417 Sorry about the restaurant brawl. I usually stay cool. 826 00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:58,792 Bangkok gets to me. 827 00:48:58,792 --> 00:49:02,042 Thank you for taking care of Maily. 828 00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:03,751 It means a lot to us. 829 00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:13,667 That's right. Gute nacht! 830 00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:16,084 What got into you to speak German? 831 00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:23,376 I did a workshop at Mercedes. 832 00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:25,584 Those fish heads aren't going down. 833 00:49:25,584 --> 00:49:31,917 Same here. But don't belch in my face. 834 00:49:31,917 --> 00:49:33,667 Well... 835 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:37,292 we really ate... 836 00:49:37,292 --> 00:49:42,084 What are you doing? 837 00:49:42,084 --> 00:49:45,251 That's stupid. Don't sleep on the floor. 838 00:49:45,251 --> 00:49:47,626 You'll kill your back. 839 00:49:47,626 --> 00:49:52,501 Come on the bed with me, baby doll. 840 00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:54,542 Know what baby doll says? 841 00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:57,792 Tie it in a knot and bug off. 842 00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,584 "Wife: motherly. 843 00:49:59,584 --> 00:50:01,792 "Husband: many faults. 844 00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:22,834 "Some qualities, I hope." 845 00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:25,042 You haven't always been gay. 846 00:50:25,042 --> 00:50:33,209 You're too much of a dish. 847 00:50:33,209 --> 00:50:35,834 You're nuts. It burns like hell! 848 00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:37,501 See if it's blistering. 849 00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:41,501 No, it's not. I'll get the Biafine. 850 00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:43,167 Calm down. 851 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,042 Lie down on the bed. 852 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,876 Lie on the bed. I'll put this on. 853 00:50:47,876 --> 00:50:53,001 It's cold. 854 00:50:53,001 --> 00:50:56,959 I'm going slowly so it penetrates. 855 00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,959 That hurts. 856 00:50:59,959 --> 00:51:06,542 Relax, or it'll never penetrate. 857 00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:10,251 That feels so good. 858 00:51:10,251 --> 00:51:24,042 "Wild sexual habits!" 859 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:27,334 I don't feel well. 860 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:39,584 Put more cream on. 861 00:51:39,584 --> 00:51:48,042 Doctor, I feel sick. 862 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:50,209 - What now? - I'm sorry. 863 00:51:50,209 --> 00:51:51,876 Something I ate... 864 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,209 Do you have an antiemetic, Dr. Louis? 865 00:51:54,209 --> 00:51:56,292 Luish. 866 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:59,376 Dr. Luish. Eesh, as in quiche, 867 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:03,417 or as in leash! Is that so hard? 868 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:06,251 - Go to bed, it'll pass. - It's worse lying down. 869 00:52:06,251 --> 00:52:10,834 I see fish heads laughing at me. I'm going to puke again. 870 00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:17,209 I'll get some anti-acid tablets. 871 00:52:17,209 --> 00:52:18,292 That all you have? 872 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:20,376 It's my wife's jacket. 873 00:52:20,376 --> 00:52:25,292 Lizards ate my clothes, remember? 874 00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:28,042 To think I have to wear a chick's threads! 875 00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,959 What "chick"? 876 00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:33,667 My wife. It's her jacket. 877 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:34,709 By the way, 878 00:52:34,709 --> 00:52:39,001 know where I can get driving gloves? A gift for my mechanic. 879 00:52:39,001 --> 00:52:40,834 Plus he's missing 2 fingers. 880 00:52:40,834 --> 00:52:41,876 No idea. 881 00:52:41,876 --> 00:52:44,792 You seem better. Don't you want to go back? 882 00:52:44,792 --> 00:52:47,959 No! The heads are right here. 883 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:52,334 In your glottis? That sort of thing is often hereditary. 884 00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:54,542 Think so? I have a stitch. 885 00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:57,126 Hope it's not a fish bone piercing my lung. 886 00:52:57,126 --> 00:52:58,501 It's pretty wild here. 887 00:52:58,501 --> 00:53:03,584 It's the only all-night pharmacy. 888 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:06,167 Do they sell real drugs here? 889 00:53:06,167 --> 00:53:11,626 Just asking, since they copy everything. 890 00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:13,709 Do we both need to wait? 891 00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:20,001 Those heads make me feel weak in the knees. 892 00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:21,376 It's Alex. 893 00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:23,459 My sister. 894 00:53:23,459 --> 00:53:25,751 Now he's starting. 895 00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:28,626 This place is hell! 896 00:53:28,626 --> 00:53:32,209 I can't hear you. Let me step inside somewhere. 897 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:35,334 I'm just asking you to do your best with Kim. 898 00:53:35,334 --> 00:53:38,209 I'm sweet as pie to her. 899 00:53:38,209 --> 00:53:40,501 - How's Mama? - Just stick to our agreement. 900 00:53:40,501 --> 00:53:43,251 You didn't answer. What about Mama? 901 00:53:43,251 --> 00:53:45,792 She locked Gwen in the cupboard 902 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,459 and hid the key in the butter. 903 00:53:47,459 --> 00:53:50,917 Good. At least she's having fun. 904 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,376 I'm sure not. 905 00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:55,292 Don't imagine that I'm enjoying... 906 00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:59,917 Where are you? What's that racket? 907 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:01,209 What's free? 908 00:54:01,209 --> 00:54:04,334 Frenchie! Pierre Cardin! 909 00:54:04,334 --> 00:54:06,459 I'm mistaken for someone else. 910 00:54:06,459 --> 00:54:07,834 Who's talking to you? 911 00:54:07,834 --> 00:54:12,834 I'm not Pierre Cardin There's some mistake 912 00:54:15,258 --> 00:54:18,675 What a scum! You will not see any money! 913 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,008 Are you crazy? 914 00:54:20,092 --> 00:54:25,050 I do not ... I am standing in a line for drugs with a doctor from a shelter. 915 00:54:25,175 --> 00:54:26,925 - You're lying! - I am sick! 916 00:54:27,008 --> 00:54:29,883 - Come with me! - No, go away. 917 00:54:30,633 --> 00:54:32,550 - Bornoli! - Doctor! 918 00:54:33,258 --> 00:54:35,800 - Cesar! - How did you get into this dump? 919 00:54:35,842 --> 00:54:38,633 My sister does not believe me that we are at the pharmacy! 920 00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:41,342 Tell her that she's wrong. 921 00:54:41,925 --> 00:54:45,508 - Good evening, you are a doctor from a shelter? - All right, he is sick. 922 00:54:45,592 --> 00:54:47,633 - Nothing serious? - Nonsense! 923 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:50,217 Only severe vomiting... goodbye, madam! 924 00:54:51,842 --> 00:54:54,175 You did not explain! She will not believe it! 925 00:54:55,008 --> 00:54:57,675 This Gervstop is a drastic medication. 926 00:54:57,717 --> 00:55:01,092 Good, so it's drastic... As long is working. 927 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,592 Bitch, she stole my watch! 928 00:55:04,717 --> 00:55:06,883 - Corporate "Lancia" watch! - Where are you going? 929 00:55:06,967 --> 00:55:08,800 Bornoli! Where are you going? 930 00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:18,550 Return the watch, or you'll be sorry! 931 00:55:18,717 --> 00:55:21,550 This is polite warning, don't make me more angry! 932 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,383 I saw a white train and it run over me. 933 00:55:46,508 --> 00:55:48,258 Yes, it was electroshock. 934 00:55:48,342 --> 00:55:53,008 Three thousand volts! Considering the shock from fear, you could move a horse. 935 00:55:53,092 --> 00:55:54,633 To move a horse? 936 00:55:55,425 --> 00:55:58,842 Ah, yes... horses, race track ... 937 00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,758 A good sign: connects. 938 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,425 Connects, connected... 939 00:56:03,508 --> 00:56:05,342 Connecticut... 940 00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:27,425 Where were you? 941 00:56:28,633 --> 00:56:30,842 Have you been at the hairdresser at three o'clock in the morning? 942 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:32,967 I was at the pharmacy! I was sick! 943 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,300 I should wet my hair, or it's gonna remain like that. 944 00:56:35,342 --> 00:56:38,342 Excuse me, could you leave me alone? 945 00:56:38,883 --> 00:56:40,508 What is it, Doctor? 946 00:56:41,717 --> 00:56:44,050 I shouldn't have come to Bangkok. 947 00:56:44,092 --> 00:56:45,800 I knew it ... 948 00:56:46,050 --> 00:56:49,592 - Do you know how my wife died? - No. 949 00:56:50,883 --> 00:56:52,717 I killed her. 950 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:58,258 That's how it ... 951 00:56:58,717 --> 00:57:00,258 Did you hear, my dear? 952 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,675 I? I've heard... 953 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:08,217 She asked me to arrange demo match of Basque pelota, 954 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:11,092 on the release of her new album with songs of Mariano. 955 00:57:11,175 --> 00:57:14,717 This is something that is playing now! I know this song. 956 00:57:14,842 --> 00:57:18,633 - This is his wife singing again! - Yes, I understand ... 957 00:57:26,133 --> 00:57:30,633 We built a platform in the parking lot of supermarket in Bangkok. 958 00:57:30,758 --> 00:57:33,550 - All the Basques in Thailand arrived. - A lot of them here? 959 00:57:33,675 --> 00:57:35,133 Forty three. 960 00:57:35,217 --> 00:57:37,258 I put the ball in pelota's chistera. 961 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:38,925 Ty-Pong smiled to the photographer. 962 00:57:38,967 --> 00:57:42,633 She didn't see the ball flying straight at her. 280 kilometers per hour! 963 00:57:42,675 --> 00:57:47,217 - She died instantly. - 280 kilometers per hour! 964 00:57:47,342 --> 00:57:49,800 Such a game! 965 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,550 It doesn't happens, but it happened to me. 966 00:57:52,633 --> 00:57:54,425 To her... That is ... 967 00:57:55,592 --> 00:57:57,092 Yes, the event... 968 00:57:57,175 --> 00:57:59,883 On that day my life stopped. 969 00:58:00,008 --> 00:58:01,258 Don't say that. 970 00:58:01,342 --> 00:58:04,008 I have a friend to whom same thing happened. 971 00:58:04,092 --> 00:58:06,425 - He killed his wife? - No, the dog. 972 00:58:06,592 --> 00:58:08,592 - I do not see the connection. - He was closing the garage... 973 00:58:08,675 --> 00:58:10,925 ...and did not notice the dog, well ... 974 00:58:11,717 --> 00:58:13,300 ...small Matese into halfs! 975 00:58:13,425 --> 00:58:18,342 We chipped in and bought him a new doggie, - Giant Schnauzer. 976 00:58:18,467 --> 00:58:21,175 And everything was like before! 977 00:58:22,092 --> 00:58:24,217 I was right... no connections. 978 00:58:24,592 --> 00:58:25,758 How does... 979 00:58:25,842 --> 00:58:29,092 - You don't understand your own happiness. - No. - Yes. 980 00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:37,550 Good night. 981 00:58:43,008 --> 00:58:46,467 Inside he is a good man! 982 00:58:48,717 --> 00:58:52,592 Next time do not compare his wife to Maltese dog. 983 00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:14,675 Sir, the phone. 984 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,425 What, me? I'm listening. 985 00:59:17,550 --> 00:59:19,383 Is this Pierre Cardin? 986 00:59:20,633 --> 00:59:23,425 I have a passport of your wife, and documents. 987 00:59:23,883 --> 00:59:28,633 - And the documents? - 10 o'clock, Sukhumvit subway, escalator downstairs. 988 00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:32,883 - I really need these documents! - For you 50 000 baht. 989 00:59:39,467 --> 00:59:42,550 Lush! Dr. Lush, open up! 990 00:59:46,925 --> 00:59:49,800 - What is it? - That a prostitute stole the watche... 991 00:59:49,883 --> 00:59:51,633 ... and documents! 992 01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,008 Carefully. 993 01:00:02,842 --> 01:00:05,717 Do not worry, you won't give them fifty thousand. 994 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,175 Haggle for yourself, you know these people much better. 995 01:00:08,258 --> 01:00:12,008 We will not bargain. Basques never deal with the blackmailers! 996 01:00:12,092 --> 01:00:15,342 But I'm not a Basque, I better insure. 997 01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:18,467 Why stop? We need to go there... 998 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:21,508 My uncle Etchegaray said ... 999 01:00:23,342 --> 01:00:26,300 - Excuse me... don't know Spanish. - This is Basque! 1000 01:00:26,383 --> 01:00:28,592 "Hew rooster's comb until he got angry! " 1001 01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:31,842 - Listen to me, or do it itself! - Wait...! 1002 01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:39,675 Here! Do as she says, 1003 01:00:39,758 --> 01:00:41,800 I'll be waiting here. Do not disappear. 1004 01:00:41,842 --> 01:00:43,633 And I am at the forefront! 1005 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,550 There is only one real bill... they check, your plan fails! 1006 01:00:47,592 --> 01:00:50,675 They will not open immediately, but pass the package to the accomplices. 1007 01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:52,758 Triad always works this way. 1008 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:55,550 - What is a triad? - The Chinese mafia. 1009 01:00:55,633 --> 01:00:59,217 - Black sunglasses, black suits ... - And, dressed all in black. 1010 01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:02,467 Be careful! Take care of yourself. For the sake of her daughter. 1011 01:01:56,883 --> 01:02:00,133 Newspapers! Leave me alone! 1012 01:02:01,633 --> 01:02:03,383 Let me go! 1013 01:02:07,008 --> 01:02:09,633 Triad! Devil's Triad! 1014 01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:46,967 I do not have one leg! 1015 01:02:47,092 --> 01:02:48,717 And he attacked me! Just like that! 1016 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,467 - I did not do anything! - I made a mistake! 1017 01:02:50,550 --> 01:02:52,800 He wears black suit! 1018 01:02:56,758 --> 01:02:58,800 All the French - crooks! 1019 01:03:02,217 --> 01:03:05,258 Help! Killer! 1020 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:08,967 - Documents! Hurry! - Good! 1021 01:03:12,258 --> 01:03:16,175 No, wait! This is a mistake! 1022 01:03:17,008 --> 01:03:19,675 Big mistake! My documents were stolen! 1023 01:03:19,842 --> 01:03:21,675 Embassy! French Embassy! 1024 01:03:21,883 --> 01:03:23,883 - I am a Frenchman! - Got in the car! 1025 01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,217 - Shut up! - Dr. Louis! 1026 01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:37,383 - What happened? - The Frenchman almost killed disabled! 1027 01:03:37,508 --> 01:03:39,425 Probably some kind of freak! 1028 01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:43,342 Where have you gone again? It's disaster! 1029 01:03:43,425 --> 01:03:46,175 - I lost all documents. - No, I have them. 1030 01:03:46,258 --> 01:03:48,800 - And why you have them? - I'll tell you later. 1031 01:03:48,925 --> 01:03:51,217 Your husband was arrested and was taken to the police station. 1032 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:54,633 - What did he do? - He beat up a disabled person. 1033 01:03:55,925 --> 01:03:58,133 - Disabled? - Yes. 1034 01:03:59,008 --> 01:04:02,717 - But why? - No one knows. 1035 01:04:34,717 --> 01:04:36,925 And I realized, this is your place ... 1036 01:04:37,758 --> 01:04:42,175 Easy, do not irritate him. 1037 01:04:42,592 --> 01:04:44,258 He is mega-crazy! 1038 01:04:44,425 --> 01:04:46,592 One month ago he bit off guard's finger. 1039 01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:47,967 Really? 1040 01:04:49,633 --> 01:04:51,050 Okay, then ... 1041 01:04:51,425 --> 01:04:54,300 ...then... Where do I sit? 1042 01:04:54,425 --> 01:04:57,883 My friendly advice - on the first night is better not to stand out, 1043 01:04:58,092 --> 01:05:00,967 - ... sleep standing up. - Standing? 1044 01:05:03,842 --> 01:05:05,258 Standing ... 1045 01:05:07,633 --> 01:05:11,175 Do not worry, madam Bornoli, I still have connections in Bangkok. 1046 01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:13,175 - Do you need some valerian? - No, thanks... 1047 01:05:13,258 --> 01:05:15,758 I'd rather let the nerves, it's more efficient. 1048 01:05:15,883 --> 01:05:18,217 We came... in a Thailand... here... 1049 01:05:18,258 --> 01:05:23,342 ...to adopt a little... little girl ... 1050 01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:28,925 OK? And all... all became big nightmare! 1051 01:05:30,758 --> 01:05:34,175 - You got that...? - I was studied philology at the Sorbonne. 1052 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,050 I am ashamed. I am very ashamed. 1053 01:05:37,175 --> 01:05:39,508 - I am ashamed, mister ...? - Mister Piok. 1054 01:05:39,633 --> 01:05:40,967 - Niok. - Excuse me? 1055 01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:43,967 - Mister Niok. - But the sign says "Piok". 1056 01:05:44,050 --> 01:05:47,342 - Niok! Piok Niok! - Is not Niok Piok? 1057 01:05:47,383 --> 01:05:49,467 - Piok Niok! - Niok Piok? 1058 01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:53,050 - Piok - that's my name. - Got it! Piok - is his name. 1059 01:05:53,175 --> 01:05:57,300 Of course! Piok Niok! And I decided that on the contrary: Niok Piok! 1060 01:05:57,758 --> 01:05:59,300 Although this is stupid on my part: 1061 01:05:59,425 --> 01:06:01,967 "Niok" in Thailand is not used as a first name! 1062 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:04,633 In Laos - opposite! Is not it true master of Piok? 1063 01:06:04,717 --> 01:06:08,050 - Niok! - Ah, again! I'm very nervous! 1064 01:06:08,342 --> 01:06:10,592 - Well, why am I nervous? - Yes, I do not care! 1065 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:13,967 Piok, Niok, Flok, Pluk... 1066 01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:15,550 anyway you want! 1067 01:06:15,633 --> 01:06:18,342 I just want my husband out of jail! 1068 01:06:18,425 --> 01:06:20,092 No problem, ma'am Bornoli. 1069 01:06:20,175 --> 01:06:24,258 Your husband was facing 10 years in prison. Thanks to me, will serve only 5. 1070 01:06:33,675 --> 01:06:36,342 - Come on! - No, it's mine! 1071 01:06:36,508 --> 01:06:40,133 - He takes 10% of our food. - But he took whole 100% of mine! 1072 01:06:40,258 --> 01:06:41,883 - He has a crush on you. - Crush? 1073 01:06:41,967 --> 01:06:44,342 This fat slug laid eyes on you. 1074 01:06:44,508 --> 01:06:49,050 Today, he's horny again! My advice to you. Sleep on your back. 1075 01:07:01,467 --> 01:07:04,592 It's not right that we drew into this your husband's sister. 1076 01:07:04,717 --> 01:07:06,550 Listen. She is a first-class lawyer. 1077 01:07:07,092 --> 01:07:09,175 - She is a woman. - Oh that? 1078 01:07:09,258 --> 01:07:12,675 Then I tell you... No man-lawyer can hold a case like her. 1079 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,675 Willing to believe. Only, we are in Asia. I warned you. 1080 01:07:19,467 --> 01:07:21,717 - Here she is. - Hey! 1081 01:07:26,258 --> 01:07:29,758 - That's her? - Yes, that's her. 1082 01:07:32,592 --> 01:07:34,800 It is another thing... 1083 01:07:41,092 --> 01:07:42,925 What "another thing"? 1084 01:07:43,258 --> 01:07:44,800 I mean ... 1085 01:07:45,633 --> 01:07:47,467 She doesn't look like her brother. 1086 01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:52,300 - She is younger. - Of course, there is 15 years difference. 1087 01:07:59,675 --> 01:08:01,092 Well, 1088 01:08:02,092 --> 01:08:05,383 Alexander Bornoli, my sister-in-law. 1089 01:08:05,883 --> 01:08:09,300 Dr. Luix Izkeban, I told you about him on the phone... 1090 01:08:09,425 --> 01:08:14,050 Spelled "Luix" and read "Luish." That's right, Doctor? 1091 01:08:14,175 --> 01:08:17,716 - Call me as you wish. - So now, nobody cares? 1092 01:08:17,841 --> 01:08:19,591 Thank you for your help and support, doctor. 1093 01:08:19,716 --> 01:08:22,758 Kim said that you are like a stone wall. 1094 01:08:23,008 --> 01:08:25,300 I always try to help our own! 1095 01:08:25,425 --> 01:08:28,508 This is a wonderful country... 1096 01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:32,091 ...could be dangerous for a foreign visitor. 1097 01:08:32,258 --> 01:08:35,425 - A beautiful picture. - Let's go? 1098 01:08:36,258 --> 01:08:39,925 He brings simular issues all the time. You will get your chance to laugh. 1099 01:08:40,258 --> 01:08:42,841 Doctor, take the suitcase, please! 1100 01:08:46,716 --> 01:08:50,883 We must try to get a visit. I think it's our main task. 1101 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:53,791 I'm sorry, but I have a different strategy. 1102 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,375 In an hour, at the bar "Shangri-la"... 1103 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:58,041 ...I'm set to meet the victim's lawyer, Mr. Dang. 1104 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:00,416 Dang? This is a first or last name? 1105 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,833 - Here, it's not easy. - Just do not start. 1106 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:07,041 Ding, Dong, Dan - I do not care! Let her call him, anyway she wants. 1107 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:10,541 Wow! Ford "Sitting Bull"! 1108 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:13,791 My dad owned the same! I loved that old pick-up truck. 1109 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:15,666 Though it's an old man, runs well! 1110 01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,833 You are lucky... Clean up for you. 1111 01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:24,666 Kim! Do you mind to throw this into the trash? 1112 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:28,041 And I try to open the that damned door. 1113 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:31,333 Excuse me... So Alexandra will be more comfortable. 1114 01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,000 - Yes, exactly ... - All in order! 1115 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,541 No! Sit back! 1116 01:09:48,666 --> 01:09:50,583 I worked so hard to open the door. 1117 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:53,875 - Did you find the trash? - Yes, on the other side. 1118 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:56,583 Just lucky. I sit in the back? 1119 01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:58,417 Yes, there is a comfortable sofa. 1120 01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:01,375 They say in France... 1121 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:04,542 ...that the prisons here have very harsh conditions. Is this true? 1122 01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:08,292 Yes, the French prisons - are the hotels compared with the local. 1123 01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:54,875 Thai lawyers never lose themselves in front of a woman. 1124 01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:57,625 Even before such a beauty like your sister-in-law. 1125 01:10:57,708 --> 01:11:00,833 What do you mean? She will not drag him to bed. 1126 01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:06,875 Less than 10 minutes. I'm afraid I was right. 1127 01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:11,833 The battle was bloody, but the suit is withdrawn. In an hour we go to pick up Cesar. 1128 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:14,125 How can I thank you! 1129 01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,625 Here's how ... 1130 01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:21,000 - May I kiss you? - Yes. 1131 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:24,625 Yes, kissing is very nice... 1132 01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:27,292 ...but in the meantime, my husband is rotting behind the bars. 1133 01:11:28,792 --> 01:11:30,167 Sit down. 1134 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:42,708 Bastards! 1135 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:49,375 Bastards all of you! Left me rot here for two days! And no news! 1136 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:51,250 Alex! Why are you here? 1137 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,792 - My mother died? Yes? - No, mom is okey. 1138 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,250 - All is taken care of. - Do you have anything to eat? 1139 01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:59,792 - For two days I ate nothing! - Hold this, chewing gum would kill the appetite. 1140 01:11:59,917 --> 01:12:02,708 - I brought a shirt with elephants. - Beware, old boy! 1141 01:12:02,792 --> 01:12:05,167 You can get volvulus from eating chewing gum on empty stomach. 1142 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,958 I spit on the volvulus! I want to drink! Drink! Water! 1143 01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:11,167 Give me some water! Water! 1144 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:17,042 Are you crazy! Drop it! It's windshield washer fluid. 1145 01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,125 Get in the car, I'll buy you a soda. 1146 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:21,125 Only the orange, no lemon! 1147 01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:23,500 - Lemon is just chemistry. - I understood. 1148 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:26,958 - Cesar! You're going to drink what is given! - I've got to go to Paris. 1149 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:28,458 I must pay for the salon! 1150 01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:31,583 No, dear, first we take away the girl, it is most important. 1151 01:12:31,667 --> 01:12:33,833 - Shut your mouth! - He is in state of shock! 1152 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:35,458 I'll take care of this. 1153 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:40,583 Listen, friend, you travelled half the world for the sake of this girl, 1154 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:43,708 You'll see her soon! You'll see her smile! 1155 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:45,958 - Do not give up now! - That's it! 1156 01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:48,083 But to me this your shrimp means nothing at all! 1157 01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:50,042 You are absolutely knocked out? Cesar! 1158 01:12:50,542 --> 01:12:53,292 - He is raving, doctor. - It's Wahlberg's syndrome. 1159 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:56,250 - Lasts long? - All! The commander to the airport! 1160 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,917 What a fool! Hope it's not smashed! 1161 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,958 - I just shut the door! - Do not sit here! Climb to the back! 1162 01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:07,583 - I just closed the door ... - You can't leave him alone for a minute! 1163 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:14,208 We'll go back, Alex. 1164 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,292 Won't fight anymore. 1165 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:18,458 We eat pasta together. 1166 01:13:19,042 --> 01:13:21,667 - You're both so beautiful! - He is exhausted. 1167 01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:23,667 We eat a big juicy steak with potatoes! 1168 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:25,375 - Isn't it truely a great idea? - Yes... 1169 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:27,542 ...but first let's go to the orphanage. 1170 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:30,958 - We do not go to Paris? - We know that you survived. 1171 01:13:31,042 --> 01:13:32,375 You do not know anything! 1172 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,542 How do you know! There are so many of them! 1173 01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,333 And put their hands everywhere! 1174 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:37,625 I need to get out of here! 1175 01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,875 - Screw your Thailand! - Calm down! 1176 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:44,625 - Quiet! - Get away from me, you homosexual! 1177 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:48,292 You see? Profanity is typical for Wahlberg's syndrome! 1178 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,792 - Keep it up, girl, hold! - Let go! 1179 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:53,458 - Let go, you bastards! - Alex! Let me. 1180 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:57,625 - Do not move, or it will hurt! - What are you doing, fascists! 1181 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,042 I hold him! I hold him, doctor! 1182 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:02,083 All done, Cesar? Gotcha! 1183 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:04,875 - No needle, no needle! - Carefully. 1184 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,333 Sleep standing up, sleep on your back. Standing! 1185 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:17,000 On the back! Standing! On the back! 1186 01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:19,375 - Gotcha! - No! 1187 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,042 Why are we here? 1188 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,083 You can not go to the shelter without gift for Maily. 1189 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:36,208 Kim, you better stay with your husband. 1190 01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:41,667 Valium, can cause difficulties with breathing. And turn on the air conditioner! 1191 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:53,375 Mom ... Thank you. 1192 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:17,625 - What you think? - Nice, I think, it will do. 1193 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:21,625 - How many children are in the orphanage? - About fifty. 1194 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,875 Tell him that I buy everything. 1195 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:28,083 - You are like a wizard. - Or a witch. 1196 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,708 Snake! Good, buy! 1197 01:15:40,042 --> 01:15:41,750 And the balls too. 1198 01:15:42,042 --> 01:15:43,417 Are you serious? 1199 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:06,625 How's your husband? 1200 01:16:08,292 --> 01:16:10,125 Comes to life. 1201 01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:13,000 Alex came up with wonderful idea... 1202 01:16:13,083 --> 01:16:15,042 ...to give the presents to all children. - The idea came to me... 1203 01:16:15,083 --> 01:16:17,375 ...but the doctor insisted and paid for everything. 1204 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,750 Yes, just like fairy prince. 1205 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,375 Rather, his father. 1206 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:24,958 Wow, it is hell in here! You did not turn on the air conditioning? 1207 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,458 - I did! - You turned on the heat! 62 degrees here! 1208 01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:32,625 - He's all red! - He is hot! 1209 01:16:32,667 --> 01:16:34,458 We must to pour water on him! 1210 01:16:37,042 --> 01:16:39,333 - Why did you turn on the heat? - I didn't do it! 1211 01:16:39,417 --> 01:16:42,583 - It's his stupid car. - Kim, hold his head! 1212 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,667 We need to ventilate him. 1213 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,667 Overheating in the connection with Walberg syndrome... 1214 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,417 I do not know what to do! 1215 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:50,375 I never had such a precedent before! 1216 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,750 Messed up the whole machine. 1217 01:17:08,492 --> 01:17:12,908 God, what a shit you poured at me? All hair is stuck! 1218 01:17:13,033 --> 01:17:14,867 Do not worry, couldn't be worse. 1219 01:17:14,992 --> 01:17:18,367 And the color is noble. Once we arrive you wash your head. 1220 01:17:18,492 --> 01:17:20,867 - Do they have running water here? - They have a pond. 1221 01:17:29,825 --> 01:17:33,825 It's good, you've come. Girl will see the whole family at once. 1222 01:17:34,742 --> 01:17:37,117 So ... Alex! 1223 01:17:37,367 --> 01:17:39,408 I will call Mother Superior. 1224 01:17:40,242 --> 01:17:41,158 Here! 1225 01:17:44,658 --> 01:17:47,450 - Run here! - We have gifts for you! 1226 01:17:50,992 --> 01:17:54,117 What about you, boys? You see these teddy bears! 1227 01:17:54,367 --> 01:17:57,825 You prefer cars? That's right. I like them, too. 1228 01:17:57,950 --> 01:18:01,825 - Cesar! You do not want to help us? - Why you are getting the girl? 1229 01:18:01,950 --> 01:18:05,992 I think that the boy is also a good option. 1230 01:18:06,575 --> 01:18:08,450 Cesar, what are you talking about? 1231 01:18:08,533 --> 01:18:11,283 No, I understand that you have already chosen girl, the issue resolved. 1232 01:18:11,325 --> 01:18:12,783 If you want to - we will change. 1233 01:18:12,825 --> 01:18:15,908 - My friends! - Let's talk to the seller. 1234 01:18:17,992 --> 01:18:19,742 My friends! 1235 01:18:21,242 --> 01:18:24,158 God be with you! 1236 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:26,450 - Hello, my dear. - Madame ... 1237 01:18:27,075 --> 01:18:28,950 So you - you're a father? 1238 01:18:29,408 --> 01:18:30,867 Yes. 1239 01:18:31,783 --> 01:18:35,033 An angel is coming soon to your home. 1240 01:18:35,325 --> 01:18:36,950 - Cool. - Yes, we understand that. 1241 01:18:37,075 --> 01:18:41,242 - In a house full of love, isn't it? - Yes, all the way. 1242 01:18:41,367 --> 01:18:44,575 Full of love, but until now infertile. 1243 01:18:44,658 --> 01:18:50,950 But after today, Maily's light will illuminate your life. 1244 01:18:50,992 --> 01:18:53,158 - Yes. - By the way, where is Maily? 1245 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,492 She hid in the shower. This is normal. 1246 01:18:56,575 --> 01:18:58,783 Children are always afraid to leave familiar world. 1247 01:18:58,825 --> 01:19:00,867 And everything started so well ... 1248 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,408 I do not mind, that girl needs time to get used to us. 1249 01:19:08,617 --> 01:19:11,742 - But how long will it take? - Fuck you! 1250 01:19:11,908 --> 01:19:14,908 Shut up, Nixon! I have people! 1251 01:19:15,492 --> 01:19:17,825 You see, I have in Paris very sick mother! 1252 01:19:17,908 --> 01:19:21,617 Do you think, God would call her not allowing to see her granddaughter, first? 1253 01:19:21,742 --> 01:19:23,533 Well, no... 1254 01:19:23,867 --> 01:19:26,158 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Nixon! 1255 01:19:26,742 --> 01:19:29,367 - No, she has only a sore throat. - Otherwise she is as fit as a fiddle. 1256 01:19:29,450 --> 01:19:32,158 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Shut up! 1257 01:19:33,075 --> 01:19:35,700 - Then what's the problem? - Yes, no problem. 1258 01:19:38,575 --> 01:19:41,908 Look, Maily, your mom came... 1259 01:19:45,992 --> 01:19:47,700 Aren't you happy? 1260 01:19:51,367 --> 01:19:53,242 Come here, baby. 1261 01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:57,450 - Hey, Maily. - Hello. 1262 01:19:57,533 --> 01:20:00,367 It's aunt Alex, sister of the dad. 1263 01:20:01,283 --> 01:20:04,825 - And dad is there, sitting on a chair. - Hey, Maily! 1264 01:20:05,617 --> 01:20:08,533 We don't know each other, yet, but I think you are very cute. 1265 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:10,617 - Come to me! - Do not squeeze her... 1266 01:20:10,658 --> 01:20:12,992 I do not squeeze. She needs to get used to ... 1267 01:20:15,450 --> 01:20:17,617 She poked her finger in my eye! 1268 01:20:17,908 --> 01:20:19,325 - Now it tears... - Fuck you! Fuck you! 1269 01:20:19,408 --> 01:20:21,033 You, too, "fuck you"! 1270 01:20:23,033 --> 01:20:25,617 Pardon me, madam, that's me. 1271 01:20:25,867 --> 01:20:29,200 You have a blue house, and you, Alex - pink... 1272 01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:31,492 ...and I give you a mosquito net. 1273 01:20:32,825 --> 01:20:36,492 Well, we - are not edible mosquitoes will not bite us. 1274 01:20:36,617 --> 01:20:40,075 Yes. There is something about the doctor that I do not like... 1275 01:20:40,158 --> 01:20:42,242 ... he's always glued to her! - Well, so what! 1276 01:20:42,283 --> 01:20:44,325 Let them get laid - faster we leave. 1277 01:20:44,783 --> 01:20:46,700 You know what, hubby... do not flatter yourself. 1278 01:20:46,783 --> 01:20:50,117 He can be a nightingale, but Alex will not come out to the balcony. 1279 01:20:50,242 --> 01:20:52,742 Well, yes, of course. 1280 01:20:55,325 --> 01:20:58,158 - Of course, it's not five stars. - It's perfect... 1281 01:20:58,242 --> 01:21:01,033 - We did not come to rest. - For breakfast, I'll bring patties. 1282 01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:03,617 I bake them myself... with stuffing from the tokay. 1283 01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:07,450 - What is tokay? - A little gecko. 1284 01:21:08,825 --> 01:21:11,700 Cesar! Help me bring the bags! 1285 01:21:20,783 --> 01:21:23,325 Tell me, Cesar... Does your sister have children? 1286 01:21:23,408 --> 01:21:25,158 - No. - Yes, me either. 1287 01:21:25,242 --> 01:21:27,533 Wasn't given to me discover this happiness! 1288 01:21:27,825 --> 01:21:30,742 She can not have children? 1289 01:21:30,783 --> 01:21:34,117 No... That's why she got divorced ... 1290 01:21:34,158 --> 01:21:37,033 She believes that men are selfish, and don't need children. 1291 01:21:37,117 --> 01:21:39,450 But life is - to meet new people! 1292 01:21:39,492 --> 01:21:41,700 Recall your friend with a dog. 1293 01:21:43,825 --> 01:21:46,367 What an idiot! How is that possible? 1294 01:21:46,450 --> 01:21:49,867 Can not you be more careful? Damn! 1295 01:21:50,242 --> 01:21:52,408 - How are you, Louis? - It is very painful. 1296 01:21:55,450 --> 01:21:58,700 Dominic, Nick, Nick, Barefoot is walking... 1297 01:21:58,825 --> 01:22:00,867 And singing a song ... 1298 01:22:02,283 --> 01:22:05,950 Wait a minute, but it's cheating now! Why I've been stuck here? 1299 01:22:05,992 --> 01:22:08,158 What about the dealership? This was my father's showroom! 1300 01:22:08,283 --> 01:22:10,408 The money for the dealership were used to pull you out of jail! 1301 01:22:10,450 --> 01:22:14,075 - They didn't wanted for free... - Who asked you to beat up the disabled? 1302 01:22:14,158 --> 01:22:18,075 How can that be! Now... No passport, no showroom, 1303 01:22:18,158 --> 01:22:20,450 I almost died in the prison - and all because of that gnat... 1304 01:22:20,533 --> 01:22:22,158 ...who can not stand me! 1305 01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:24,992 And I am to blame? There are limits! I'm leaving! 1306 01:22:25,158 --> 01:22:27,075 I'm going to Paris. Back to my mother. 1307 01:22:27,117 --> 01:22:30,242 - She never tripped me up! - This is not fair! 1308 01:22:30,325 --> 01:22:32,742 If you go away, they will never give her to us! 1309 01:22:32,950 --> 01:22:35,700 He does not care! He is not interested in anything except... 1310 01:22:35,783 --> 01:22:39,075 ...rusty wheelbarrow and his hysterical mother! 1311 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,408 No, you saw? He was never touched by these poor.. 1312 01:22:42,492 --> 01:22:46,158 ...abandoned orphans! He has no soul, no heart! 1313 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:48,075 What you want? 1314 01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:52,700 - Good evening, ma'am. - Hello, ma'am. 1315 01:22:53,742 --> 01:22:56,283 Lovely little quarrel? 1316 01:22:58,117 --> 01:23:01,992 Maily likes you, Cesar! You make her laugh. 1317 01:23:02,117 --> 01:23:05,117 Yes, it's true. He is very funny ... Makes you cry sometimes. 1318 01:23:05,992 --> 01:23:07,533 Come on, Maily. 1319 01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:12,117 I want to look at the drawning elephant with you and mom. 1320 01:23:12,367 --> 01:23:14,492 Of course, baby! Come to me. 1321 01:23:14,575 --> 01:23:18,742 And what is "drawning elephant"? A new breed? Drawning elephants? 1322 01:23:18,867 --> 01:23:22,533 "Drawing elephant" Maily! Drawing! 1323 01:23:22,658 --> 01:23:26,867 She is learning French only for a year. And sometimes makes mistakes. 1324 01:23:26,992 --> 01:23:29,242 - I see. - OK Miley, it's time to sleep. 1325 01:23:29,367 --> 01:23:33,075 - Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Aunt Alex. 1326 01:23:33,950 --> 01:23:36,742 - Good night, Mom. - Good night, sweetheart. 1327 01:23:36,825 --> 01:23:38,992 Good night, Daddy. 1328 01:23:40,367 --> 01:23:43,867 And you too, baby. 1329 01:23:44,325 --> 01:23:46,867 Tomorrow will go to see drawing elephant. 1330 01:23:46,950 --> 01:23:48,867 - Yes? - Okay. 1331 01:23:49,117 --> 01:23:53,033 Luix will be here at 5:30 in the morning. 1332 01:23:53,283 --> 01:23:54,783 How sweet. 1333 01:23:55,742 --> 01:23:59,158 - Good bye, madam. - Good bye, my dear. 1334 01:23:59,992 --> 01:24:02,075 Did you see how she glues to me? 1335 01:24:02,158 --> 01:24:03,950 And she even did not look at you! 1336 01:24:04,033 --> 01:24:06,950 Cesar, go back... I'll wake you up at 4:30. 1337 01:24:07,033 --> 01:24:09,242 - And you staying? - No, I'll be back soon... 1338 01:24:09,367 --> 01:24:11,825 ...we need to discuss something. 1339 01:24:11,908 --> 01:24:14,283 - Okay? - Do you ... 1340 01:24:16,075 --> 01:24:17,658 Well, it's ... 1341 01:24:25,117 --> 01:24:27,117 Here he is! 1342 01:24:29,117 --> 01:24:31,658 - Hallo Alex, how did you sleep? - Well, thank you. 1343 01:24:31,742 --> 01:24:34,825 - Me too! Thank you. - Wasn't sleeping but baking... 1344 01:24:34,950 --> 01:24:36,825 Who came up with idea of steel roofs in here? 1345 01:24:36,908 --> 01:24:39,908 - Good morning, my children! - Good morning, ma'am. 1346 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:43,742 Luix, you show the neighborhood to Aunt Alex... 1347 01:24:43,908 --> 01:24:49,033 ...and sister, Marie-Kong will take Maily with parents to the elephant farm. 1348 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:50,617 We wanted all together... 1349 01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:53,033 The whole family. The girl would love it. 1350 01:24:53,158 --> 01:24:55,908 Maily should spend more time with the parents. 1351 01:24:55,950 --> 01:24:58,700 It is important! Come on, Alex. 1352 01:24:58,783 --> 01:25:00,617 And they, by the way, look good, right? 1353 01:25:00,742 --> 01:25:03,075 - Yes ... - Then, lets watch the drawing elephant? 1354 01:25:03,158 --> 01:25:05,908 - Well... - "Drawing"? Why is "drawing"? 1355 01:25:13,450 --> 01:25:15,283 It is amazing! 1356 01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:18,325 He draws an elephant! Do you see? 1357 01:25:18,408 --> 01:25:21,450 - He draws an elephant! - Look, Maily! 1358 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:25,700 Elephant draws a drawing elephant! He makes a self-portrait. 1359 01:25:26,867 --> 01:25:32,283 Look, the ears! It's an elephant! Just van Gogh among elephants! 1360 01:25:32,742 --> 01:25:33,700 Yes! Hello! 1361 01:25:36,567 --> 01:25:40,317 Yes, Mom! I can hear you better than yesterday. 1362 01:25:40,442 --> 01:25:42,608 And we hear you perfectly. Can't you step aside? 1363 01:25:42,692 --> 01:25:44,567 I also want to see. 1364 01:25:44,733 --> 01:25:47,400 Who are you talking about? Where are you? Are you alone? 1365 01:25:47,442 --> 01:25:50,483 Yes, of course, alone. I'm coming back from Deauville. 1366 01:25:50,567 --> 01:25:53,025 Beware, deer walks across the road! 1367 01:25:53,108 --> 01:25:56,108 I know, Mom. Deer walks across the road. What did they do to me? 1368 01:25:56,358 --> 01:25:58,358 I drive carefully... 1369 01:26:03,858 --> 01:26:05,983 How many people are in the car? 1370 01:26:06,192 --> 01:26:09,067 Who's laughing? Cesar! 1371 01:26:11,150 --> 01:26:13,067 It's my dad! 1372 01:26:17,817 --> 01:26:22,733 - Shakes but it's nice. - Do not be afraid, trust me. 1373 01:26:27,067 --> 01:26:30,358 The last time I rode an elephant was with my wife. 1374 01:26:30,442 --> 01:26:33,067 - If you want, let's stop. - No. 1375 01:26:34,192 --> 01:26:39,275 Oddly enough, my conscience is silent, when I ride with you on this animal. 1376 01:26:39,525 --> 01:26:41,858 That's right... we don't do anything bad. 1377 01:26:42,358 --> 01:26:44,608 Yes, but still ... 1378 01:26:45,817 --> 01:26:53,817 Once Aishwarya Krishna said: "Shut up, if you want to be heard." 1379 01:26:53,983 --> 01:26:55,650 Impressive. 1380 01:26:57,942 --> 01:27:00,025 We understood each other. 1381 01:27:05,192 --> 01:27:08,358 Yes, in any case, I have heard you. 1382 01:27:10,983 --> 01:27:14,108 Well, shall we go? 1383 01:27:14,650 --> 01:27:16,108 Yes. 1384 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,567 Damn! Tire is blown away. 1385 01:27:21,775 --> 01:27:24,567 - This doesn't mean that you are blown away? - No. 1386 01:27:27,358 --> 01:27:31,317 Dominic, Nick, Nick Barefoot is walking! 1387 01:27:31,983 --> 01:27:34,150 Wow, Look at King Kong: 1388 01:27:34,233 --> 01:27:37,275 In general ... does she pedals? And then we go uphill... 1389 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:40,317 - It is a loop, or what? - Sing, Cesar! It will be easier! 1390 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:41,650 She already sings! 1391 01:27:41,733 --> 01:27:48,067 - Enough is enough! I can not... - Cesar, Sing! 1392 01:27:56,567 --> 01:28:01,400 Thank you, Luix. It's been a while I had a such a good time with a man. 1393 01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:05,608 Me too ... That is, of course, with a woman. 1394 01:28:08,983 --> 01:28:10,733 Until tomorrow? 1395 01:28:43,150 --> 01:28:46,025 - Are you still awake? - And you, check the time sometimes? 1396 01:28:46,483 --> 01:28:48,567 But where were you? 1397 01:28:49,150 --> 01:28:51,942 Nowhere! A flat tire. 1398 01:28:52,942 --> 01:28:55,150 Your brother snores so badly. Can I stay? 1399 01:28:57,275 --> 01:28:59,817 - Stay. - Good night. 1400 01:29:40,442 --> 01:29:42,150 What is the matter? 1401 01:29:44,150 --> 01:29:47,817 Alex! This is Luix. 1402 01:29:48,442 --> 01:29:51,442 Alex, we need to talk. 1403 01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:06,733 I have long forgotten those feelings... 1404 01:30:06,858 --> 01:30:08,567 ...which I feel for you, now. 1405 01:30:08,650 --> 01:30:10,858 I can say, you brought me back to life. 1406 01:30:10,942 --> 01:30:12,692 I ask one thing. Tell me... 1407 01:30:12,775 --> 01:30:16,817 Can I at least have hope? If not now... then maybe later? 1408 01:30:18,483 --> 01:30:21,692 Believe me, I do not want to rush things... 1409 01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:23,692 But I'm not young. 1410 01:30:25,608 --> 01:30:28,192 Alex, tell me. 1411 01:30:31,358 --> 01:30:35,233 I can sit here even till dawn. 1412 01:31:07,317 --> 01:31:08,733 How true that is! 1413 01:31:09,358 --> 01:31:11,900 Tomorrow is a new day. 1414 01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:26,358 God bless you, Maily. 1415 01:31:26,567 --> 01:31:28,650 We will remember you. 1416 01:31:31,650 --> 01:31:33,775 Well, what did you put in? 1417 01:31:34,983 --> 01:31:37,567 - Kids! Bye! - Good bye! 1418 01:31:38,608 --> 01:31:41,358 Children will never forget you, Cesar! 1419 01:31:41,442 --> 01:31:43,192 Exactly. They never were laughing so long. 1420 01:31:43,275 --> 01:31:45,983 You should be a clown, not a gas station attendant. 1421 01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:48,150 - No, wait a minute! - Such talent is lost! 1422 01:31:48,233 --> 01:31:49,858 I'm not a gas station attendant! 1423 01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:53,025 Although, who cares. OK, kids, so long! 1424 01:31:53,108 --> 01:31:55,775 Good-bye, madame... That is, Mother. Bye everyone! 1425 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,608 No, not here. There are already three and a girl. 1426 01:31:58,692 --> 01:32:01,317 - Sit in the back. - That's right, as always. 1427 01:32:01,525 --> 01:32:03,650 "Gas station attendant"! It is necessary to correct the papers... 1428 01:32:03,692 --> 01:32:06,400 ...otherwise they will think I'm a gas station attendant. 1429 01:32:06,483 --> 01:32:10,608 Madame... Mother! Change to "Lancia dealer". 1430 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:14,358 No, better - "Exclusive Lancia importer"! 1431 01:32:15,067 --> 01:32:17,608 Goodbye, kids! 1432 01:32:18,358 --> 01:32:21,358 Have a nice day! Good luck! 1433 01:32:21,483 --> 01:32:23,150 Good bye! 1434 01:32:23,317 --> 01:32:24,983 Do not chase! 1435 01:32:45,525 --> 01:32:47,692 THREE MONTHS LATER 1436 01:32:57,275 --> 01:33:01,525 Hello! Can I park the van at the gate? 1437 01:33:02,483 --> 01:33:04,025 Good! 1438 01:33:24,775 --> 01:33:26,608 - Hey, Maily. - Papa Cesar! 1439 01:33:26,692 --> 01:33:30,983 - Play with me and the cars? - I just put the bag - and come, kid. 1440 01:33:31,275 --> 01:33:33,358 Mom Alex says you have five A's? 1441 01:33:33,442 --> 01:33:35,358 - Yes. - Well done! 1442 01:33:36,317 --> 01:33:39,442 Is there something for me in the bag? 1443 01:33:39,858 --> 01:33:41,317 Could be. 1444 01:33:42,942 --> 01:33:46,067 - Good day ladies? - What have you brought in? 1445 01:33:46,650 --> 01:33:47,775 - You have a new color? 1446 01:33:47,942 --> 01:33:50,692 A light brown shade, very modest... 1447 01:33:51,317 --> 01:33:53,608 - No one will notice. - Still visible a bit. 1448 01:33:53,650 --> 01:33:57,067 As you knocked over the head "Nestea." Nothing but fresh. 1449 01:33:57,733 --> 01:33:59,858 - And why van? You changed the job? - Sort of. 1450 01:33:59,942 --> 01:34:03,275 This is a company car. I'm on probation at "Renault." 1451 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:05,525 At "Renault", it seems, the colors - yellow and black? 1452 01:34:05,608 --> 01:34:08,858 - I'm talking about the hair, just in case. - I have noticed! 1453 01:34:08,942 --> 01:34:10,858 In six months I'll be in the top ten. 1454 01:34:10,942 --> 01:34:13,650 And I will buy back dealership, in memory of my father. 1455 01:34:13,733 --> 01:34:15,608 In the meantime, pass the candles for the cake. 1456 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:19,608 I bought her a garbage truck! Wonderful! There's garbage in it! 1457 01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:24,567 This is mother and Gwen. Would you open? 1458 01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:26,233 Coming! 1459 01:34:27,483 --> 01:34:29,733 Eh you, Bogeyman! This... 1460 01:34:29,858 --> 01:34:34,650 This is Luis! Luesh! Sheila, Shuli ... Doctor from a shelter! 1461 01:34:36,108 --> 01:34:40,692 - Wow, what a surprise. - Yes, I think I surprised all of you. 1462 01:34:40,817 --> 01:34:43,525 - A little bit. - Yes, but we are glad to see you. 1463 01:34:43,650 --> 01:34:46,108 - You are with us for long? - It depends how things go ... 1464 01:34:46,192 --> 01:34:48,525 I brought an application for citizenship for Maily... 1465 01:34:48,567 --> 01:34:52,067 ...adoption is invalid, until this matter is not resolved. 1466 01:34:53,275 --> 01:34:56,150 - Luix! Dr. Luix! - Maily! 1467 01:34:56,233 --> 01:34:59,192 Look what I brought for you! This is for you. 1468 01:35:00,192 --> 01:35:01,983 What a beauty! 1469 01:35:04,108 --> 01:35:06,692 If he learns about fictitious marriage - they take her back! 1470 01:35:06,817 --> 01:35:09,608 Okay, I understand. We're married again. 1471 01:35:09,733 --> 01:35:11,775 God, again twenty five. 1472 01:35:11,817 --> 01:35:15,733 - Again twenty five ... - Come on, mix tomatoes, salt... 1473 01:35:15,817 --> 01:35:17,275 ...there's no taste. 1474 01:35:17,317 --> 01:35:20,358 I pour some olive oil - he is Basque, they like it? 1475 01:35:20,525 --> 01:35:23,900 - Fish sauce! - Open the wine. 1476 01:35:24,608 --> 01:35:26,567 You don't mind if we drink some wine? 1477 01:35:26,650 --> 01:35:28,442 - Get the bottle, where is it? - No, my dear! 1478 01:35:31,442 --> 01:35:36,108 And after your departure my heart was so empty. 1479 01:35:36,192 --> 01:35:41,650 I turned the page, began a new chapter. 1480 01:35:42,775 --> 01:35:45,983 Is that so? About what? 1481 01:35:52,233 --> 01:35:53,525 - More wine? - Pour. 1482 01:35:53,608 --> 01:35:57,567 - I came for your sister. - What do you mean? 1483 01:35:57,650 --> 01:35:59,942 I wish she was always next to me. 1484 01:36:00,067 --> 01:36:04,317 I've got a job offer in a shelter. I am moving back to Paris. 1485 01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:06,275 - No! - Yes. 1486 01:36:07,150 --> 01:36:10,192 Do you realize there is "a thing" with my sister. 1487 01:36:10,275 --> 01:36:14,233 You... have no chance! Absolutely no way! 1488 01:36:14,275 --> 01:36:17,067 Why not? She has a boyfriend? 1489 01:36:17,442 --> 01:36:18,900 No, wrong... 1490 01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:22,358 Then what's the problem? 1491 01:36:24,108 --> 01:36:28,608 - A woman... - I know that she's a woman. 1492 01:36:29,025 --> 01:36:33,067 No, her boyfriend is a woman. 1493 01:36:41,317 --> 01:36:43,567 What a nice kitchen. 1494 01:36:44,025 --> 01:36:48,858 Yes, a bit tiny, but there is everything that is necessary. 1495 01:36:51,025 --> 01:36:53,650 Well, the fact is that Alex... 1496 01:36:53,692 --> 01:36:55,900 ...no one was able to convince her. 1497 01:36:55,983 --> 01:36:58,233 So she's willing? 1498 01:36:59,608 --> 01:37:02,233 You have no idea. 1499 01:37:02,650 --> 01:37:04,692 Is she in love with her? 1500 01:37:06,817 --> 01:37:08,567 Very. 1501 01:37:10,983 --> 01:37:12,233 That's OK. 1502 01:37:12,358 --> 01:37:14,567 - You haven't rented an apartment, yet? - No. 1503 01:37:14,858 --> 01:37:18,650 Thanks God. Okay, I will not leave you. l'll take you to the airport. 1504 01:37:19,025 --> 01:37:21,067 Your life is in Asia, my friend! Do not worry... 1505 01:37:21,150 --> 01:37:23,358 ... we'll come to visit you with the girl. 1506 01:37:25,525 --> 01:37:28,942 Yes, you're right. I will take six-hour flight. 1507 01:37:29,067 --> 01:37:32,858 Don't go, Luix! Never, never, never! 1508 01:37:32,942 --> 01:37:34,567 Take it easy. 1509 01:37:36,650 --> 01:37:38,525 - What is it? - Nothing! We just talked... 1510 01:37:38,608 --> 01:37:41,567 ...and she screamed when the doctor said he was going back to Thailand. 1511 01:37:41,775 --> 01:37:45,150 It should be easy to explain and she will understand! 1512 01:37:45,275 --> 01:37:47,817 Maily, honey... The doctor does not live here. 1513 01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:49,900 - Whew! - No, he lives here! 1514 01:37:53,067 --> 01:37:56,442 - What is it? What is happening? - She gasps! 1515 01:37:56,483 --> 01:37:59,067 - This is a spastic crying. - What? 1516 01:37:59,150 --> 01:38:01,233 Spastic crying - a form of blackmail... 1517 01:38:01,275 --> 01:38:05,067 ...do not give the child what he wants and he stops breathing. 1518 01:38:05,150 --> 01:38:07,983 Maily! Easy. 1519 01:38:09,150 --> 01:38:11,192 Everything comes to life in peace. 1520 01:38:11,275 --> 01:38:13,108 Maily. 1521 01:38:14,275 --> 01:38:15,900 That's all behind us. 1522 01:38:21,817 --> 01:38:23,692 - You want this? - Yes. 1523 01:38:23,817 --> 01:38:26,817 You see, Maily, the doctor is going nowhere. 1524 01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:28,733 He stays in France with us! 1525 01:38:28,817 --> 01:38:30,525 - Are you happy? - Yes. 1526 01:38:30,733 --> 01:38:33,775 Although France is huge... and he doesn't have tail us. 1527 01:38:37,275 --> 01:38:41,275 - It is not good to lie to a child! - I'm not lying, I'm staying. 1528 01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:46,400 What? Don't you understand! With Alex... it is a dead issue! 1529 01:38:46,608 --> 01:38:50,233 Yes, but the Basques always distinguish generosity! 1530 01:38:50,358 --> 01:38:53,900 I'll make your sister happy. You can believe me. 1531 01:38:55,483 --> 01:38:58,567 - Do not stay behind, Luix! - I'm coming, my girl! 1532 01:39:00,233 --> 01:39:02,400 - You know what? - No. 1533 01:39:02,442 --> 01:39:05,567 Now it seems to me... My family - it's you. 1534 01:39:05,775 --> 01:39:07,733 And I am so happy because of it. 1535 01:39:08,358 --> 01:39:11,150 Yeah, me too. We all are. 1536 01:39:11,775 --> 01:39:14,483 It's cool, right? 113256