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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag & drop 2 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:34,167 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 3 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,458 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 4 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,542 A star or a baker. 5 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:39,708 Most likely, star. 6 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:41,375 A boxer. 7 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,833 I'll be elected President. 8 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:49,208 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 9 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,542 Are you nuts? 10 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:44,292 Everybody up! 11 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,458 1st of the month. Rent day! 12 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,708 There you go. 13 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,167 You go to school now. 14 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,333 Come on. 15 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,667 I already told you, the place is packed. No room. 16 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,500 It's not a chateau here, you know. 17 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,625 I can't invent space. 18 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,167 Hey, chicks! It stinks in here. 19 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,417 They're growing? 20 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,833 - You take coins? - Pay up. 21 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:37,917 Pay up. 22 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:40,958 I gotta iron your bills? 23 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:42,708 - I'm not your ma. - Don't blame me. 24 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:44,167 Ahmed's a mess. 25 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:47,000 Bullshit. Everyone knows I'm a clean freak. 26 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,083 A freak, sure! 27 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,542 This works? Mine. 28 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:51,875 - Not that one. - No way! Hold on! 29 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,000 I'm sick. 30 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:01,917 Lola! 31 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,667 - Hey, darling. - Hi, honeybun. All good? 32 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,500 Is it all there? 33 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:13,792 What's this? 34 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:16,583 Canadian dollars. Very strong right now. 35 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:17,500 Like I care! 36 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,583 Don't blame me, my clientele's very international. 37 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,625 That's globalization, Yolande. 38 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:24,625 Gotta adapt. I adapt. 39 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,042 And I gotta... 40 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,167 Crazy times. 41 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,208 You can work here. 42 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:39,000 You'll like it here. 43 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:42,542 Much better than downstairs, like sardines. 44 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,625 What is this? 45 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:45,917 The 1st is rent day. 46 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,208 Yolande! 47 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,583 What is this? 48 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,667 You're always short, so I found a solution. 49 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:52,958 Share your rent. 50 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,458 You're kidding, right? 51 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:57,000 No more loose hems! 52 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,833 Welcome, I guess. 53 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,500 Let's go, sit down. 54 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:41,792 Go on, sit down. 55 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:43,333 Julien! 56 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,292 Calm down and sit over there. 57 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,750 Kamel, Karim, go sit down. 58 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:49,625 Let go. 59 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:50,958 Sit down, please. 60 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,417 Or you'll box me? 61 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:53,958 You don't scare me. 62 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,542 A princess who boxes. 63 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:59,208 Just missing a tutu! 64 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:02,958 Loser! 65 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:06,833 Calm down, all of you! 66 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,000 Calm down. 67 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:12,625 Respect. 68 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,083 He's going to train with us... 69 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,958 And he's going to represent France 70 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,083 at the next Olympic Games... 71 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,667 Elias Naim! 72 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:26,125 Welcome, champ. 73 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,500 Good to be here, boss. 74 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:28,625 Alright, kids? 75 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,083 In shape? 76 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,958 Today we'll just talk. 77 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,583 Questions and answers. 78 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,875 I'll tell you how I got where I am. 79 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:41,458 And how I started out 80 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,583 as the unlikeliest champion ever. 81 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,083 At our age, were you any good? 82 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:51,375 At your age, I didn't dare tell anyone my dream was to be a boxer. 83 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,917 I looked for you on social media. 84 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:03,208 I'm not on it. 85 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:06,167 Good call. 86 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,333 It's poisonous bullshit. 87 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:10,667 My sponsors insist. 88 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,708 So you kept boxing? You train here? 89 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:19,917 Yeah. 90 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,583 We can spar together one day, if you want. 91 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,250 C'mon, talk. 92 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,208 Work? Crib? 93 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,375 Just around the corner. 94 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:34,833 Great. 95 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,833 You're single? Got someone? 96 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,583 No. 97 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,833 I mean, not right now. 98 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:45,500 You? 99 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,250 The wildest thing ever. 100 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:49,250 You gotta meet her. 101 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:51,542 She's an amazing chick. 102 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:52,875 That's cool. 103 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:58,458 Last time we met, we were little squirts. 104 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:06,542 I never dared visit your parents' grave. 105 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,000 Me neither. 106 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,750 I was sent to a foster family. 107 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:20,000 Several of them, actually. 108 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,250 Too many. 109 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,458 Alex, where are you? 110 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:31,167 Holy moses, where's he gone? 111 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,833 I'll show him. 112 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,042 What the heck? 113 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,167 The kids blocked the crapper again. 114 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,792 Come help me. 115 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:41,958 Move it. 116 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,042 I'm proud of you. 117 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:57,833 One out of two making it, not bad. 118 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:14,625 Beautiful lady. 119 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,000 How you doing, baby? 120 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:41,792 A face as long as a Greek tragedy! 121 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,667 Make some herb tea, roll a doobie. 122 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:49,458 I'll be back after a prayer to baby Jesus for more business. 123 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:51,458 I'm scraping the barrel. 124 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:12,250 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 125 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,875 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 126 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,792 A star or a baker... 127 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,708 I'll be elected President. 128 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,708 Video game engineer. 129 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,708 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 130 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:31,000 You're not a girl, kiddo! 131 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,125 Are you out of your mind? 132 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:35,583 That's insane. 133 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,833 It's impossible! 134 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,000 You can't be Miss France, you're a boy! 135 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,042 You don't eat meat? 136 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:52,917 She's veggie. 137 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,458 I'll take her share. 138 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,042 I'll go for Miss France. 139 00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,958 I'll go for Miss France. 140 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:03,917 - I'll go for Miss France. - For what? 141 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,542 For Miss France. 142 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:08,958 I did hear you then. 143 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:09,958 What? 144 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,958 He's going for Miss France. 145 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,208 - He's a boy. - He certainly is. 146 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:15,625 What the hell? 147 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,083 Nobody thinks I'm serious? 148 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,667 Baby, let me explain. 149 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,333 Brangelina's daughter dresses as a boy, 150 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,833 destined to be a fashion icon. 151 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,667 We dress as girls, destined to be streetwalkers. 152 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,167 If you're less rich and famous, you pay more to be different. 153 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,792 We need dreams. 154 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,708 Exactly, you need dreams. 155 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,417 Look at you guys, wanting the impossible. 156 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,375 Don't complain if it goes wrong. 157 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,667 Alex, Padme is a surgeon. 158 00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,458 Her degrees are worthless in France. 159 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,250 So she sews up jeans. 160 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,292 For real. 161 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,250 - Excellent. - Laugh, but it is. 162 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,708 Same goes for you. 163 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:00,333 Dreams of being a grand duchess, she's a grand hooker. 164 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,333 That is so subtle. 165 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,625 You guys, too. Ahmed and Randy... 166 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:05,875 Bill Gates! 167 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,625 Bill and Gates. 168 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,042 My plan's squared off. 169 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,667 Squared off. 170 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,042 The issue is when. 171 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,417 You two squared off? 172 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:14,625 Slob squared. 173 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:17,667 I need help. I need you guys. 174 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,042 Help me make the pageant. 175 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,208 Lola? 176 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,583 - Yolande? - No, count me out. 177 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:34,458 I'm in. 178 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,208 We can make a buck with a Miss. 179 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,042 Smart idea. 180 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,250 There's potential. 181 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:44,125 But it will take lots and lots of work. 182 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,542 - I'll learn. - Not so fast. 183 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,667 You realize the Miss France pageant 184 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,125 celebrates the oppression of women. 185 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,542 - I mean, it's prehistoric. - Sure. 186 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,583 - Sure, what? - We've been here before. 187 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,250 Ahmed dreams of being Catholic, we help. 188 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,958 Irrelevant! I did it for Madeleine. 189 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,417 Who dumped you right after? 190 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,667 No, she was incarcerated. 191 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,375 At the Crossbar Hotel. 192 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,500 That's for real. 193 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,083 I suggest we vote. 194 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,292 Personally, I'm in favor. 195 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,167 I vote yes. 196 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,333 I'm in favor too. 197 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,833 Come on, there we go! 198 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,917 Yes, Panini! 199 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,875 By unanimous vote, 200 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,875 minus one, we will try... 201 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,625 We will try, Yolande. 202 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,375 Let's raise a toast. Splendid! 203 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,083 Come on, this way. 204 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,792 Majesty... 205 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,042 South America? 206 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,208 Eastern Europe? 207 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,417 France. 208 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:20,875 Age? 209 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:22,042 24. 210 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,708 Hormones? Surgery? 211 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,292 No, all organic. 212 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,625 What's her niche? 213 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,583 Dominatrix? BDSM? 214 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,000 Exotic? Cutesy? 215 00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:35,000 Angelic. 216 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,042 Majesty, Alex isn't looking for work. 217 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,958 I brought her for you to make a woman of her. 218 00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:45,625 Let's see. 219 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,458 Lucky you. Androgynous and smooth-skinned. 220 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,125 Rugby-player shoulders, though. 221 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,833 You'll need a narrow waist. 222 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,750 I'll prescribe you a corset you must never take off. 223 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,542 Not even in bed. 224 00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:09,250 Got it? 225 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,458 - Shoe size? - 9. 226 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,625 Put down 8. 227 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,125 From now on, no more flats. 228 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,000 If you're tired, 8 cm. 229 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,750 All other times, 12 cm. 230 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,292 Fake eyelashes mandatory. 231 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,208 Contour makeup for cleavage. 232 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:30,583 For swimsuits, learn the art of tucking. 233 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,500 She'll explain. 234 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,042 You want to be a woman? 235 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,125 It won't be easy. 236 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,917 You need to be both sexy and pure. 237 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,750 Funny, mainstream, 238 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,958 rebellious, submissive. 239 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,833 You'll laugh softly. 240 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 You'll weep in silence. 241 00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,250 You'll convince everyone you dress beyond your means. 242 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:06,125 Mess it up, they'll call you a slut. 243 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 And if I succeed? 244 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,792 They'll call you a slut. 245 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,125 Don't forget... 246 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,542 You're not a real woman. 247 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,667 And you never will be. 248 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:20,917 Never. 249 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,375 But hey... 250 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,458 Be authentic in your femininity. 251 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,625 Ok, enough. 252 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,125 Pay in cash, in euros. 253 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:34,500 This week latest. 254 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,125 Majesty, this month perhaps? 255 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,542 No, there's no credit here. 256 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,708 I'm no social worker. 257 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,750 Or philanthropist. 258 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,125 Majesty, Alex has had a tough life. 259 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,167 He lost his parents in a car crash. 260 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,083 Can't you give him discount? 261 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,500 Life never spared him. 262 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,333 You know a single girl working here who was "spared"? 263 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,875 Go on, scram. 264 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,500 Bitch cut you no slack. 265 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,667 Sorry, baby, I didn't expect it to cost a month's rent. 266 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:11,875 Lola? 267 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,125 What if it doesn't work? 268 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,875 Baby, you need it? 269 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,542 So you do it. 270 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,250 What if I get called out? 271 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:25,542 If anyone gets suspicious, divert attention. 272 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,833 Proverb from Drag Street. 273 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,208 How much? 274 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,583 Hi, want a good time? 275 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,667 I don't like trannies but you... 276 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,792 You're fresh. You turn me on. 277 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,375 You can't afford her. 278 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,625 I can buy you all. 279 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,417 Becoming a TV starlet, how about it? 280 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,500 Look, kitten... 281 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:52,083 You're the stereotypical excrement 282 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,500 of deregulated, heteronormative society. 283 00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,167 You buy us when we decide, ok? 284 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,708 Her decision is no. 285 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:02,542 Get your banger in gear, mid-life crisis scumsucker, 286 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,125 and beat it. 287 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,292 Obsolete old tranny! 288 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,375 See, darling? 289 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,458 The riddle you are makes men become 290 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,042 aggressive, in general. 291 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:19,833 They're all like that? 292 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,417 Thank god, no. 293 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,125 Do I look old? 294 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,917 Bitch. 295 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,208 No. 296 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,750 You little skank! 297 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,417 You don't look your age, for sure. 298 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,792 I want to be Miss France because as a career opportunity, 299 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,500 it's extraordinary. 300 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,458 I love traveling, I love flying. 301 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,458 I collect soaps from hotels, 302 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,500 so I'll expand my collection. 303 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,000 It's also a way 304 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,500 to meet people, even ordinary people. 305 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,833 It's important to be cultured. Cultivated. 306 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,583 - The committee president is here. - What? 307 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,958 - I can't, I'm casting. - He insists on seeing you. 308 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,583 Women have lots to say, 309 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,042 coming from their culture. 310 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,917 - The most beautiful Miss. - Silly. 311 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,375 - What brings you here? - You. 312 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:21,250 Only? 313 00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:23,708 I love your energy. Non-stop. 314 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:27,167 No, Paul, cut out the positive management crap. 315 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:28,917 What's going on? 316 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,292 We lost the public, we went too far. 317 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,792 You listen to panels? 318 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,792 The domestic violence spot was dumb and scary. 319 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:36,833 Hold on. 320 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,375 It was dumb or scary? 321 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,083 - There's more. - Really? 322 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,250 We're inexistent on social media. 323 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,750 For me, social media is the style. 324 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,458 I work on the substance. 325 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,833 I'll hire someone for digital. 326 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,750 I look forward to it. With joy! 327 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,417 So cancel the eco-trip for something more classical? 328 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,750 Let's go backward, great idea. 329 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,917 What did you pitch to save your skin? 330 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,458 A parade in traditional costume? 331 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,375 With seashells as pompoms? 332 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,000 When did you lose your cojones? 333 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,125 You don't get it. 334 00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:17,333 It's not my skin I'm trying to save. 335 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,292 Contestant 103. 336 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,000 On the cross, please. 337 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,250 Why do you want to be Miss France? 338 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,917 To be someone. 339 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,667 Welcome, Ile-de-France regional contestants! 340 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,042 Before rehearsals, 341 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,250 we need you to provide certain documents. 342 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,083 Every Miss, without exception, 343 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,500 must have a valid passport... 344 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,875 Guy's a pro. 345 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,208 Place of birth. Coldbutts? 346 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:13,958 Seriously? 347 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,708 Swear to god, it exists. 348 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,542 On your budget, it was the only passport available. 349 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,625 You will provide links to your profiles 350 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:25,292 on social media. Moving with the times, we urge you 351 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,500 to create an account on Instagram. 352 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,667 Instagram changes your life. 353 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,542 The pageant is in 5 days. 354 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,917 You will be chosen by the public for your elegance, 355 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,750 bearing and femininity. 356 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,792 If I am chosen, 357 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:44,458 I'd like to raise awareness on educating orphans. 358 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,875 Hold on. 359 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:47,042 Add Mbappé. 360 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,250 Mbappé? 361 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:50,500 And baby seals. Check their numbers. 362 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,625 You gotta get baby seals in there. 363 00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,208 My speech won't make sense. 364 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,250 Like you care! 365 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,333 Drop the highest-ranking words and votes flood in. 366 00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,833 Same tactic as Macron. 367 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,542 She slaughtered you. 368 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:06,667 Let me see. What's wrong? 369 00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:08,875 Seriously? What is this? 370 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,083 Are you kidding? 371 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,458 You tasered her. 372 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,917 I have two hours. What the hell! 373 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,792 The pageant's in two hours? 374 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,375 Like Auntie Aicha's sheep. 375 00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:18,875 They won't let you in. 376 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:22,083 Don't, you're making it worse. 377 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,917 Enough, you hooligans! 378 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:29,000 I can't work with inferior equipment. 379 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,167 We needed a real curling iron. 380 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,375 It costs a fortune. 381 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:33,750 I'm going to cry. 382 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:35,792 Padmini! 383 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,042 Don't play on words. 384 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,125 Can you help us here? 385 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:42,917 Those Bollywood blowouts, there must be some kind of trick. 386 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,875 - A blowout? - Yes, Indian-style. 387 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,167 We don't like late. 388 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,417 Your attention, please! 389 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,958 In a moment, you'll be on stage. 390 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,958 I won't bore you with detail. 391 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,333 Just one thing... 392 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,667 Tonight, show us who you are. And be proud! 393 00:24:56,292 --> 00:25:00,167 Whatever happens, stage fright, falls, memory blanks... 394 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,458 Smile and it's all good. 395 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:03,250 Amanda? 396 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,917 Yes, let's hear it for Arnaud Tasiaux... 397 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:10,167 Yes, give it up. 398 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,583 He will be our host again tonight. 399 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,833 Thank you, Arnaud. 400 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,167 Could I say no to you, Amanda? 401 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,875 This year's girls are particularly pretty. 402 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,083 Same as every year. 403 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:25,750 On stage in 10. Into your dresses, let's go! 404 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:27,542 - Coffee, Arnaud? - No. 405 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:34,167 Coming up next, the moment you've all been waiting for, 406 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,500 that we've all been waiting for... 407 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,208 The contestants will parade 408 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:39,833 in swimsuits. 409 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,375 What the hell am I doing here? 410 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:47,208 Three minutes to the swimsuit parade! 411 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,250 Sublime! 412 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:01,833 Show them, dolls! 413 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,292 We are magnificent! 414 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:13,708 One missing. 415 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,792 - There's one missing. - Find her! 416 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:21,958 Number 8! 417 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,292 Where is she? 418 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,333 Good evening. 419 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,500 What are you doing here? 420 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:43,667 Number 4, Daphne! 421 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:47,208 Great, Daphne. 422 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:50,083 I love you! 423 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,708 Number 5, Laetitia! 424 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,708 I'm bored shitless. 425 00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:00,125 Alexandra! 426 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,292 Number 6... 427 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,208 Nina! 428 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,167 Love it. 429 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,333 I'm just borrowing it. 430 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,667 Number 7, Tatum! 431 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,458 Number 8, Alexandra! 432 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:35,750 Don't ask me. 433 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,625 Alexandra? 434 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,625 Apparently, overcome by emotion! 435 00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:47,667 The night's first dropout. 436 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,583 Number 9... 437 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,542 Here I am! 438 00:27:52,042 --> 00:27:52,833 Number 8... 439 00:27:56,792 --> 00:28:00,708 Alexandra took a few liberties with the designated swimsuit. 440 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:03,375 A unicorn. Look, a unicorn! 441 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:04,458 And it works. 442 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,292 Unique! 443 00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,000 It really works. 444 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,458 We love you! 445 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,375 If I am chosen... 446 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,458 What's she trying to say? She can't get it out. 447 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,792 Stop! 448 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,458 I can do it. 449 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,583 I can't do it. 450 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,542 If I am crowned Miss Ile-de-France tonight... 451 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,375 Estelle. Contestant number 3! 452 00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:47,458 I love children, animals, the disabled. 453 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:48,917 No, not the dis... 454 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:51,500 Thank you, Daphne, 455 00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:54,083 contestant number 4! 456 00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:59,750 Let's bring out now number 8! 457 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:06,667 Good evening. 458 00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:09,375 My name's Alexandra Dufresnoy. 459 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:11,750 From Paris. 460 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,708 Great, Alexandra. 461 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:17,208 What cause are you advocating for tonight? 462 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,333 Men like you. 463 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:29,958 A worthwhile cause. 464 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:33,417 How can you help men like me? 465 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:35,208 To understand things. 466 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,875 Please, educate me, Alexandra. 467 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,958 Let's imagine a man like you... 468 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:48,250 Fine tuxedo, great glasses, dapper elegance. 469 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,167 Every mother's dream. 470 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:57,583 So when a man like you insulted a friend of mine... 471 00:29:58,625 --> 00:29:59,875 Naughty boy. 472 00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:05,208 He called her an obsolete old tranny! 473 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:12,375 I stayed silent, scared. 474 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:16,667 Tonight, I have a reply for him. 475 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:19,667 For my friend and every woman. 476 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,250 I'd like to tell the guy, 477 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,500 women won't be fooled. 478 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,667 By eyes that see a price on everything. 479 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:34,958 By a smile... 480 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,042 The smile of a man who thinks he's a prince. 481 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:41,958 But is only a pig. 482 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,125 My friend was humiliated. 483 00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:51,750 Yet she felt guilty. 484 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,417 But he... 485 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,875 He's oblivious to the injustice. 486 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:02,000 He's spent his whole life in a man's body. 487 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:08,375 Just explaining that to men like you 488 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,667 might make them better. 489 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:12,958 There. 490 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:15,083 That's my cause if I'm chosen. 491 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,250 Thank you. 492 00:31:40,542 --> 00:31:41,625 This is it. 493 00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:44,125 The moment you've been waiting for. 494 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,250 What suspense! 495 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:55,417 Miss Ile-de-France 2019 496 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:57,792 is... 497 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,042 Alexandra Dufresnoy! 498 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,333 Shit, he did it! 499 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,792 Now for Miss France! 500 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,875 Hot, isn't it? 501 00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:01,417 My hormones are popping like corn. What about you? 502 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,208 I'm hungry. 503 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:11,625 Cheers. 504 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:12,958 Evening. 505 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,125 - Alexandra's mother? - That's me. 506 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:17,375 Nice to meet you. You must be so proud. 507 00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:18,417 Utterly. 508 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,917 - May I? - Of course. 509 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,375 For our website, a few questions? 510 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:25,375 If you must. 511 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,250 Go ahead. 512 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,417 How does your daughter winning feel? 513 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,875 How do I feel about my daughter choosing a career as 514 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:36,250 professional strumpet? 515 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:40,708 What more could I wish for my child? 516 00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:44,000 Her mother's support, perhaps. 517 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,458 What's the problem? 518 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:48,750 Your daughter being in the spotlight? Expressing herself? 519 00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:50,833 Or her advocating for women? 520 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:53,792 Sorry, I didn't get it... 521 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,167 The Miss France pageant is a forum for political ideas? 522 00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,667 A modern-day agora. 523 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:03,542 Schools of philosophy parading in bikinis, right? 524 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,125 So we're dealing with an analyst who is unaware 525 00:34:07,292 --> 00:34:11,208 that the bikini in the 50s was the symbol of female emancipation. 526 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:14,208 Before it was turned into a symbol of sexism. 527 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:15,750 What a journey! 528 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,167 Similar to yours. 529 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:20,708 Mock my journey if you wish but I am proud to give women 530 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:23,667 precious arms to deal with today's world. 531 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:25,667 Very funny. 532 00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:28,333 She strips women for the cameras 533 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,500 and talks like CEO of a nonprofit. 534 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:34,792 She calls her kid a slut and thinks she's a feminist. Curious! 535 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,250 We all have our foibles. 536 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:37,833 Indeed we do. 537 00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:39,667 Nonprofit food? 538 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,250 A taste of contradiction! 539 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:42,750 With utmost pleasure. 540 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,167 Please do. 541 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,792 May I chew before spitting it at you? 542 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:47,875 I dare you. 543 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,083 Internet's exploding. 544 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,167 All over Alex's speech. 545 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,417 My sons. 546 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:55,500 They run a flourishing business. 547 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,458 In what? Trashtalk, like mom? 548 00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:58,792 Fruit and veggies. 549 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,167 Vegetables, mostly. 550 00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:03,292 It's Alex. 551 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,375 Superb! Awesome! 552 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,208 I'm Miss Great-East, 553 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,208 a student at Engineering School in Lorraine. 554 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,000 Looks like a quiche, too. 555 00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:56,875 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 556 00:35:57,792 --> 00:35:59,083 We saw you earlier. 557 00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:00,917 My turn. Beat it. 558 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,042 That's right. 559 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,625 I'm Miss Corsica. 560 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,000 Regional karate champ. I train 4 hours a day. 561 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,417 I love to win and I hate to be seen 562 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,167 as a weak woman. 563 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,417 A bit pushy, perhaps? 564 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:23,292 No, just fine. 565 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,167 Next! 566 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:31,083 Look this way. Great! 567 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:32,917 Got it, thanks. 568 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:35,292 I'm Miss France. I... 569 00:36:35,458 --> 00:36:36,125 Sorry. 570 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:38,542 Pretentious Parisian. 571 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,333 Ile-de-France, I'm sorry... 572 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:43,583 Care to explain? 573 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,875 There wasn't my size. 574 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:53,125 So go up one. 575 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:54,958 We stock up to size 7. 576 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,167 I'm a size 8. 577 00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,083 Like my brother. 578 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,042 Please! 579 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,375 7.5, really. 580 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,542 A solid base, at least. 581 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:08,708 Charlotte, ask Jean-Paul for larger sizes. 582 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,167 Alright, let's go. 583 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,208 All yours. 584 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,500 Alexandra, Miss Ile-de-France. 585 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,500 I'm 24 years old. 586 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,583 I like long walks, couscous. 587 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,542 Sorry, articulate better. 588 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,208 I don't understand a word. 589 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,458 My name's Alexandra. 590 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,292 1m80 tall. 591 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,708 I'm Miss Ile-de-France. 592 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:37,167 Don't apologize for winning. Show you want to win again. 593 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,333 Start over. 594 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:41,917 I'm... 595 00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,000 Not switched on. 596 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,542 C'mon, wake up. 597 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,667 Where's your light? Turn it on. 598 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,583 What do you like? 599 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,375 - I like long walks. - We know. 600 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,417 Couscous too. What else? 601 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,542 Why are you here? 602 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,042 What gets you out of bed? 603 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,500 - Amanda... - Just a second. 604 00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:09,208 Why do you want to win? Let me hear it. 605 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:11,167 - To be... - Miss France, we know. 606 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,208 What for? 607 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,750 What are your dreams? 608 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,250 Your ambitions? 609 00:38:20,917 --> 00:38:22,292 We need to move on. 610 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:26,542 I don't know. 611 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:28,042 Sorry. 612 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,792 Next! 613 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,833 Hello, I'm Miss PACA. IQ of 170, 614 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:41,583 I speak four languages, play violin, ride, 615 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:45,792 and run a blog devoted to humanitarian aid work. 616 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:46,875 Look at me. 617 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,708 Thanks. 618 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:26,542 Evening. 619 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,625 I'm expecting someone. 620 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:32,125 Alex? 621 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:33,542 Alexandra. 622 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,375 How come? 623 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,667 You're looking at Miss Ile-de-France, 624 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,583 contestant for Miss France 2020. 625 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,750 Miss Ile-de-France? 626 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:43,958 You? 627 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,833 Yes, look. 628 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,292 - That's you! - Yes. 629 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:50,542 Shit! 630 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,333 - How? - I just did it. 631 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:57,667 Insane. 632 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,542 Evening, miss, what can I get you? 633 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:02,833 Champagne? 634 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,333 Excellent choice. 635 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,042 You want to change... 636 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:18,417 Want to be a woman? 637 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,875 No. Just connect with my femininity. 638 00:40:21,042 --> 00:40:22,542 There's no need to whisper. 639 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:24,000 Yes, sorry. 640 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,875 I feel stronger as a woman. 641 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,375 You understand? 642 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,333 Do you often do this? 643 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:37,833 Not since my parents' accident. 644 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,792 Don't be mad, you have my support. 645 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,417 It's just, I'm kinda basic. 646 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:48,917 I'm here because I need your help. 647 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,833 Sure, my help in what? 648 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,542 Becoming Miss France. 649 00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:55,583 I'm very serious. 650 00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:58,667 Alex, I can turn you into a boxer, not a Miss. 651 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,042 Same difference. 652 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,667 I need hard work, a champion's mindset. 653 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,917 I just made a fool of myself. 654 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,875 The other girls are way ahead. 655 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,667 It's a beauty pageant. 656 00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,167 Not just a beauty pageant, Elias. 657 00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:17,375 Seeing you again took me back to when I was a kid. 658 00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:19,667 When I was alive. 659 00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:24,542 I need to win this pageant. 660 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,542 A rose for the pretty lady? 661 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,083 Good price for your wife. She's beautiful. 662 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:35,250 Please... 663 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,875 Here we are. Enjoy. 664 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:44,000 Floyd Mayweather? Heard of him? 665 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:48,375 A boxer. 50 fights, 50 wins. No losses. 666 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,708 Before every fight, he pictured himself, 667 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,708 saying, "I always find a way to win." 668 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,417 Sleep on that. See you tomorrow at the gym. 669 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:57,500 Alright. 670 00:41:58,375 --> 00:41:59,083 Thanks. 671 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,750 Miss Ile-de-France! 672 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:04,542 The physical comes after the mental. 673 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:08,125 The fight is won before getting in the ring. 674 00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:09,917 Bob and weave. 675 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:10,750 Bob. 676 00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:15,333 Imagine the cars are cameras and johns photographers. 677 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,125 That's just great. 678 00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,292 You look, you fascinate them. 679 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:21,625 Girls, that is what I want. 680 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:23,375 Until a car stops, 681 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,792 keep going. 682 00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:29,083 Don't get excited. 683 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,125 You see? 684 00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:32,333 Shut your eyes and visualize. 685 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,542 You are this year's Miss France! 686 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:36,750 How's it feel, the crown on your head? 687 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,292 How does it feel inside? 688 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,917 Good. One more cm with your legs. 689 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:44,417 You want that crown or not? 690 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:47,333 Wider. That's good, that's right. 691 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:54,125 That's good, see? 692 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,750 That's our trick for boosting the THC. 693 00:42:56,917 --> 00:42:57,500 Banging. 694 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:00,375 Photographer. 695 00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,583 Pose. 696 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,042 You're going to win. Nobody else. 697 00:43:53,542 --> 00:43:56,125 When you get in the ring, you own it. 698 00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,958 The others applaud you. They look at you, envy you. 699 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:01,208 How's it feel? 700 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:10,750 You made your dream come true. You did it. 701 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:16,833 How's it feel where you belong? 702 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:21,500 How's it feel to be you? 703 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:29,375 In France, forearms always on the table. 704 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,583 Not the elbows. 705 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,542 In the UK, hands under the table. 706 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:35,667 Punctuality. Second time. 707 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:37,083 Yes, second time. 708 00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:43,000 Sure but you keep telling us a woman plays hard to get. 709 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:46,042 Being six minutes late makes you hard to get? 710 00:44:46,708 --> 00:44:47,708 Setting the bar high. 711 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,583 Show us how you drink wine. 712 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,333 The wine glass. 713 00:44:58,667 --> 00:44:59,458 Left hand. 714 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:01,833 Lower. 715 00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:04,042 No, higher. 716 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:05,167 Not like that. 717 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,167 Forget it. Brittany, show her. 718 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:09,958 A matter of millimeters. 719 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,875 You don't get what I want. 720 00:45:14,417 --> 00:45:15,458 Excellence. 721 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:21,333 In life, in art, in sport, 722 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,042 excellence is always in the same place. 723 00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,208 In attention to detail. 724 00:45:27,042 --> 00:45:30,167 You know the distance between excellent and ordinary? 725 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,250 A matter of millimeters. 726 00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:34,458 Moving on. 727 00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:37,458 If the wine is a little too chilled... 728 00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:39,000 Couscous, seriously? 729 00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:39,917 Not eating? 730 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:41,708 - Not couscous. - You love it. 731 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,708 I don't charge for couscous. 732 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:44,792 I'm shocked. 733 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,875 54,000 followers on Instagram? 734 00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,750 Blowing up. Insane. 735 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:51,333 The other girls will be pissed. 736 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,167 Madness. 737 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,833 - Darlings, I have an announcement... - Hold on. 738 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,917 You'll finally tell us your age? 739 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,958 That's between me and the FBI. 740 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,792 I know. 741 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:05,500 You're getting a third boob job. 742 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:07,000 Better than that. 743 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,417 I quit the office. 744 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:12,125 - Awesome. - Seriously? 745 00:46:12,292 --> 00:46:13,500 What will you do? 746 00:46:13,667 --> 00:46:15,917 What I always dreamed of doing. 747 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:17,208 Beautician. 748 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:22,083 Next dream, healthcare, Volvo and poodle? 749 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,542 Sure, why not? 750 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,458 Ignore her. Do it. 751 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:29,625 Danièle's opening a salon locally and she'll hire me. 752 00:46:29,792 --> 00:46:30,833 Dope. 753 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,042 You want waxing? 754 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:33,500 Do your bikini line. 755 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,917 Unisex, for him and her. Stop by anytime. 756 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:39,375 Seriously, 757 00:46:39,542 --> 00:46:42,167 bring the other girls, and profits skyrocket. 758 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,500 He's right. 759 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,542 Good point. 760 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,667 When do we meet them, party with the Misses? 761 00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:51,042 The idea isn't to party. Focus on the competition. 762 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,458 Competition good, copulation better. 763 00:46:54,625 --> 00:46:55,583 Look at them. 764 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:58,750 Chip 'n' Dale dream of hooking up with princesses. 765 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:00,333 You think we can't? 766 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,458 We have no time to get to know each other. 767 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:07,292 We work so hard and... 768 00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:09,125 Amanda's on our backs. 769 00:47:09,292 --> 00:47:10,417 She's incredible. 770 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,833 Is Amanda paying your rent this month? 771 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:17,833 So I can charge interest to Her Incredibleness. 772 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,333 Can't you help Alex out this month? 773 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:23,208 The pageant, cleaning, he's struggling. 774 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:27,042 Can't you give him this month on credit? 775 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,625 What was that last word? 776 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:30,750 Credit. 777 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,875 Own your choices, good or bad. 778 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:34,542 Such as? 779 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,417 Such as... 780 00:47:37,292 --> 00:47:41,708 Serving up your self-esteem to people who won't understand you, maybe. 781 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,750 I hoped you'd be proud. 782 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,917 I am proud of you. 783 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:50,625 But as you are, not that woman's show poodle. 784 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,292 Fuck it. 785 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:53,417 Here. 786 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:02,250 What did poodles do to her today? 787 00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:08,208 And don't forget to be in bed by 11. 788 00:48:08,375 --> 00:48:10,500 To be in shape for the trip tomorrow. 789 00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:12,375 Stop eating. 790 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,750 We just got the pictures through. 791 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,583 All with parted lips? 792 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:23,292 It's fish gape. Replaced duck face. 793 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:24,875 That's an improvement? 794 00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:27,750 Fish gape makes the face look slimmer. 795 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:28,833 Really? 796 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,375 - Do it again. - Like this. 797 00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,750 Now do the photos again. 798 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:37,708 Mouth shut. 799 00:48:58,083 --> 00:48:59,917 Why not eat with the others? 800 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,833 They don't get enough likes? 801 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:07,125 No, it's them. I try to... 802 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:12,125 How will you charm 60 million voters if you can't get 15 to like you? 803 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:16,875 Don't try to blend in. 804 00:49:17,042 --> 00:49:19,917 Don't be a victim of social codes. 805 00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:23,458 Learn to play with them. 806 00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:28,042 If you want to be a finalist, it's up to you. 807 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:57,917 I brought my sleep mask and earplugs. 808 00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:02,167 And a blanket. Airline blankets are never warm enough. 809 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,583 Morning, ladies! 810 00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:05,917 Everybody feeling good? 811 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,292 Ready to hit the road? 812 00:50:09,417 --> 00:50:12,833 Give a warm welcome to three Miss France judges, 813 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,542 who'll help select the six finalists. 814 00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:17,125 A big round of applause. 815 00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:19,042 From me, too. 816 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:22,333 Let me remind you, 817 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,833 throughout the stay you'll be judged on... 818 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,083 Elegance, assiduity, 819 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,958 and, very importantly, team spirit. 820 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,917 Sorry, I forgot to mention, this year, we'll have special input 821 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:39,375 from Bertrand, our new head of digital marketing, 822 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:41,667 who will enlighten us on our... 823 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,625 brand what was it? 824 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:44,958 Our brand image. 825 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:46,458 Thank you. 826 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,833 Remember, 827 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,500 this year, our trip promises to go down in the pageant's history. 828 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,083 So where are we going? 829 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:58,583 - I get sick on buses... - St. Pierre. 830 00:50:58,750 --> 00:50:59,667 Please. 831 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,208 If I may, 832 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:02,833 as announced previously, 833 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,542 this year is special. 834 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,917 For the first time, we're going to save 835 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,708 the wild beaches that are immense 836 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,458 and unique, 837 00:51:15,417 --> 00:51:17,042 on the North shores. 838 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,917 The North shores? 839 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,458 Sorry, by North, 840 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,417 you mean northern hemisphere? 841 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,917 I mean the North shores. 842 00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:27,250 Facing the North Sea. 843 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,833 We're going to Belgium. 844 00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:32,500 Is she for real? 845 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,625 - PACA? - Yes? 846 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,708 - A comment? - Not at all. 847 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,375 But Ile-de-France was just saying... 848 00:51:39,542 --> 00:51:40,458 Right? 849 00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:44,542 You'd prefer somewhere less cheap, but I love it, it's great. 850 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:47,708 In that case, you and Ile-de-France can be roommates. 851 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,208 Lucky you! 852 00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:50,167 Let's go! 853 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:52,708 All aboard the bus! 854 00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:30,375 Girls, don't keep us waiting! 855 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:33,667 Smiles and scarves on, and get down here. 856 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,750 Hurry up now! 857 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:18,542 Shitty, fucking year. Just my luck! 858 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:20,958 From palm trees to gulag. 859 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,375 I'm freezing. 860 00:53:23,542 --> 00:53:24,417 I'm starving. 861 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:25,625 Set an example. 862 00:53:25,792 --> 00:53:27,500 Don't forget why we're here. 863 00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:29,083 For a great cause. 864 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:30,708 Yes, Amanda! 865 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,000 For sure. 866 00:53:35,042 --> 00:53:36,875 Beautiful coat you have. 867 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,750 Watch out for the seagulls. 868 00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:43,625 Come on, let's get some shots. 869 00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,583 Here, with the jeep in the background. 870 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,208 There we go, let's see. 871 00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,208 Ile-de-France, smile. 872 00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:58,292 Smile! Strike a pose that's kind of... 873 00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,667 Kind of what? 874 00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,333 Smile, at least. 875 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Let's go. 876 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,333 You too? Your boobs firm up by the sea? 877 00:54:27,042 --> 00:54:28,042 Every time! 878 00:54:28,542 --> 00:54:29,458 Same here. 879 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,625 What's that? 880 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:41,875 Great, good start. 881 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,417 What the hell's she doing? 882 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,375 Can you stop all that noise? 883 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:01,167 - Wake-up's in six hours! - Just a minute! 884 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000 I'll get her. 885 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:31,667 A junkie! 886 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:39,875 Great, girls, eyes on me. 887 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,833 Smile. We're here for a good cause. 888 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,833 Saving the planet. 889 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,750 Great. 890 00:55:58,792 --> 00:55:59,792 A catastrophe. 891 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,250 Catastrophe in what sense? 892 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:04,625 A catastrophe. We'll lose everyone. 893 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:08,208 Buyers, millennials, seniors. All gone. 894 00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:11,083 - She's a pain in the ass! - Gotta go. 895 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,125 I'm not at all a snitch. 896 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:17,333 But you should know... 897 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:19,625 Ile-de-France is on drugs. 898 00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:22,583 Great! 899 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:24,167 Look at me. 900 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,708 Follow me with your eyes. 901 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:30,500 Either crack or heroin. Poor girl. 902 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Thanks, PACA. 903 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:34,792 You're welcome. 904 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,292 Alright down there? 905 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:38,250 We're making lots of energy 906 00:56:38,417 --> 00:56:40,750 for thousands of homes. Isn't it wonderful? 907 00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:42,000 The future! 908 00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:43,542 It stinks. 909 00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:46,625 Put your masks on and get your hands dirty. 910 00:56:46,792 --> 00:56:47,833 Gonna puke. 911 00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:28,417 Amanda, this is Paul. 912 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,833 We left you several messages but no answer. 913 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:36,500 We need to retrieve your phone and files as soon as possible. 914 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,625 The committee wants to see you immediately. 915 00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,917 I tried warning you but this... 916 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,917 It's out of my hands, I said... 917 00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:32,583 Pick up. 918 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:33,750 It's Alex. 919 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,958 How are you? 920 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,500 - You're fitting in? - Making friends? 921 00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:54,000 They're hot in their swimsuits? 922 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:56,333 Don't forget to keep one back for me. 923 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,667 Ignore him. 924 00:59:57,917 --> 01:00:00,708 Don't listen, he has a one-track mind. 925 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:02,542 I miss you. 926 01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:03,833 We miss you too! 927 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,417 Miss you like mad. 928 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:07,375 Chin up, darling! 929 01:00:07,542 --> 01:00:09,792 Look, I gotta go. 930 01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:11,917 Miss you, love ya! 931 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,708 - Love ya! - Take care! 932 01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:15,458 I love you guys, bye. 933 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,458 Seemed weird, right? 934 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,958 Yeah, like it's not going great. 935 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,250 Not at all. 936 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,042 Evening. 937 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:40,792 Amanda, I can't do it. 938 01:00:57,542 --> 01:00:59,042 The girls don't like me. 939 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,708 I can't fit in. 940 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:08,667 I think I made a mistake. 941 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,958 They'd love it if we give up. 942 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,125 Go to bed now. 943 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:43,417 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks. 944 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,583 Everybody up! 945 01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:09,625 Inspection! 946 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:12,208 Open your bags for me to search. 947 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:13,750 I'm waiting! 948 01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:17,292 I lied, she's not on drugs. 949 01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:18,167 What? 950 01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:19,625 PACA, she can't hurt you. 951 01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,000 Open that case. 952 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:25,375 There's no key. 953 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:26,875 Forget it, really. 954 01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:28,750 As I said, I just... 955 01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:31,542 I thought she stole my mascara. I imagined stuff. 956 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,500 When I don't sleep 8 hours, I... 957 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:35,750 It's all good. 958 01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:36,958 Sure, PACA. 959 01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,167 Open the case. 960 01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,250 Right now! 961 01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:40,542 You have no right. 962 01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:43,375 - I'm looking for drugs. - Drugs? 963 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:44,792 You told me... 964 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:46,083 What is this? 965 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,375 I said nothing. 966 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:49,750 You're on it too. I'll call the cops. 967 01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:51,208 Sure, do it. 968 01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:54,500 We'll be delighted to explain how a man 969 01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:58,250 burst into the room of two defenseless women at 5 am, 970 01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:00,125 abusing his power 971 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:02,500 to violate their privacy without consent. 972 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,833 You're cracked. 973 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,417 What's going on here? 974 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,292 Why are you here? 975 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,792 This room's a shooting-up space. 976 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:10,667 What? 977 01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:12,500 - Ile-de-France is a druggie. - No! 978 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,292 I lied. 979 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:16,875 It's my fault. 980 01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:19,542 I slandered Alexandra. She's blameless. 981 01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:21,500 Don't, PACA. 982 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,208 It's over. 983 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,833 Amanda, I lied. 984 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:27,083 From the start. 985 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,208 I'm the liar. 986 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:30,500 No, I'm... 987 01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:32,292 I said, I'm the liar. 988 01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:35,167 This is loony tunes. 989 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:36,458 Blame me. 990 01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:37,917 It's on me. 991 01:03:38,542 --> 01:03:40,083 - Madness. - No, team spirit. 992 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,625 I'm glad to see it at last. 993 01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:46,000 Let's forget your nocturnal serenade 994 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:48,250 and let these girls get some rest. 995 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:52,458 Bertrand, thank you. 996 01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:01,458 Sleep. Alarm call in one hour. 997 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:20,292 You were ready to give up? 998 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:27,083 Nobody suspects. 999 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,458 You know? 1000 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:37,333 Hang in there. 1001 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,292 Make that final. 1002 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,542 Against me, obviously. 1003 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,292 The last one was good. 1004 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:27,083 #couscousglam #dontworrybehappy. My community will love it. 1005 01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:29,750 Only vegetables, please. 1006 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,625 Insane! 1,000 views in 10 seconds. 1007 01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:33,500 Let's see. 1008 01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:34,375 Dammit. 1009 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,417 You'll blow 'em away. 1010 01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:39,500 Miss Corsica's adorable. 1011 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:42,000 Looks mean, but so sweet. 1012 01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:43,208 With that mug? 1013 01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:45,333 She had more followers than me. 1014 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,458 When Caroline de Maigret reposted me, I jumped ahead. 1015 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:50,000 Maigret reposted you? 1016 01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:51,167 Shit! 1017 01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:53,583 Is she smoking? 1018 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:55,833 Sorry, darlings, sorry. 1019 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,458 A Colombian broke the truce 1020 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,292 over some issue with a wig. 1021 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,375 Worse than Escobar. Carnage at the office. 1022 01:06:04,125 --> 01:06:06,375 Darling, I missed you! 1023 01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:09,625 I don't get it, the office? 1024 01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:10,833 You've lost weight. 1025 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,875 What about your beauty salon dreams? 1026 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:17,750 Waxing desperate housewives all day is no dream. 1027 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,875 And Danièle was always on my case. 1028 01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:22,417 Lola, be polite. 1029 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:23,708 Lola, your skirt. 1030 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,333 Lola, your chewing gum. 1031 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:29,292 When power is concentrated in one person's hands, 1032 01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:31,083 it's a dictatorship. 1033 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,125 I resisted. I slapped my bag in her face. 1034 01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:35,667 And I walked out. 1035 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,333 Now I'm my own boss. 1036 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,750 Better all round. Right, boys? 1037 01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:41,708 I told you. 1038 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,417 - She was like... - Grouchy. 1039 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,750 - You want my bag in your face? - What did I say? 1040 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:49,458 Tomorrow, they're filming me. 1041 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:51,042 For the primetime slot. 1042 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,125 Banging. 1043 01:06:52,667 --> 01:06:55,000 They want to talk to my family. 1044 01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:55,833 Family? 1045 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,042 You guys. 1046 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,417 Seriously? 1047 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:01,625 Just a couple hours. 1048 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:05,250 Don't worry, the place just needs a quick clean. 1049 01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:08,042 You think it's dirty now? 1050 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:08,875 Got it. 1051 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:11,250 My outfit. 1052 01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:13,417 Bye bye, Caitlin Jenner. 1053 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,417 Welcome Lola, Empress of East Paris. 1054 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:19,625 Empress of the East! 1055 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Lola, I didn't mention you. 1056 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:25,250 What? 1057 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,458 You understand, it's... 1058 01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,792 Mainstream audiences won't like it. 1059 01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:34,333 - Main what? - Mainstream. 1060 01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:35,917 It's for TV. 1061 01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:38,667 Alright, ratings? 1062 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:46,958 I'm not very hungry. 1063 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:48,500 I understand. 1064 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,875 Can I get her meatballs? 1065 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:54,250 Know what? 1066 01:07:54,417 --> 01:07:57,333 Count me out of the song-and-dance for the cameras. 1067 01:07:57,958 --> 01:07:58,708 Action. 1068 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:02,042 Mom's my best friend, my confidante. 1069 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,208 Our sister? 1070 01:08:04,292 --> 01:08:06,333 - We go back a long way. - Mad. 1071 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,625 Very girl. 1072 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:09,542 Prettiest ever. 1073 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,083 Pretty girl. 1074 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:13,458 Miss France, for sure. 1075 01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:16,750 It's on you. 1076 01:08:17,542 --> 01:08:18,583 She understands me. 1077 01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:21,542 Better than all my boyfriends. 1078 01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:23,542 Actually... 1079 01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:26,125 What's the line? 1080 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,958 "No man truly understands women." 1081 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:33,792 Who wrote this claptrap? 1082 01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,083 I did. 1083 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,167 It's relatable. 1084 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,625 You can't say that. 1085 01:08:38,792 --> 01:08:39,833 Ma'am, we're pros. 1086 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:40,833 Zip it, buster! 1087 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,458 Don't say that. 1088 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:45,417 Can we move on? I have 15 more to do. 1089 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,625 We don't have all day, let's move it. 1090 01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:53,958 No man knows what a woman's thinking. 1091 01:08:56,917 --> 01:08:58,083 Alright. 1092 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:00,875 Am I wrong? 1093 01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:03,542 Sorry I'm late, darlings. 1094 01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:07,333 I was finishing off a regular, who couldn't come. 1095 01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:10,250 Sorry, I wasn't invited? 1096 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,417 My name's Lola. 1097 01:09:14,958 --> 01:09:17,333 I'm a hooker. In the woods. 1098 01:09:18,375 --> 01:09:19,708 What is this family? 1099 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:22,792 When I met Alex, she was a grub. 1100 01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:24,625 No life skills. 1101 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,542 But such grace. 1102 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:31,125 I was the first to believe in her. 1103 01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:33,417 And she never judged me. 1104 01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:34,667 Never. 1105 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:38,292 The girl who won't turn her back on you. 1106 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,500 People change. 1107 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:45,958 You're disappointed, so you drink to forget. 1108 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:50,667 I like old-school values. Friendship, for example. 1109 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:54,042 Another cliché fantasy. 1110 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,042 I must be over the hill. 1111 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:00,167 Alright, cut. 1112 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:13,000 Getting tuxed up for that. Never again. 1113 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,583 I'll tell her to take me out. 1114 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:18,333 Alex has gone south. She's gone. 1115 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,208 What's wrong with her? 1116 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,167 Those guys are pros? 1117 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:27,417 You've changed. 1118 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:32,042 I've changed? 1119 01:10:35,292 --> 01:10:37,458 You preferred me the way I was? 1120 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,083 At least you were normal then. 1121 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,042 Normal? 1122 01:10:44,542 --> 01:10:47,375 So normal that people stared at me, insulted me. 1123 01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:49,500 I was unhappy. That's normal? 1124 01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:54,792 I have a chance to break out. 1125 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:59,417 You want me to rot here with you, in fact. 1126 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:03,083 A social outcast for life. 1127 01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,792 Not for me, thanks. 1128 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:07,833 I don't want that life. 1129 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,167 St. Pierre, please. 1130 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,125 Not now, the hands. 1131 01:11:31,292 --> 01:11:33,667 - Sorry I'm late. - Too late! 3rd time. 1132 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,250 Your tough luck. 1133 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,833 Come back next time. 1134 01:11:37,917 --> 01:11:38,958 Pardon me? 1135 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:41,833 Give us a second, please. 1136 01:11:52,667 --> 01:11:53,833 What's going on? 1137 01:11:55,292 --> 01:11:56,500 It's my family. 1138 01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,500 They're mad at me for making it. 1139 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:01,042 I don't get it. 1140 01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,792 They say I've changed, but no. 1141 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,000 I'm just flying. 1142 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,833 Lots of followers. I get on with the girls. 1143 01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:12,417 People stop me for selfies. 1144 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,917 Listen to you. Followers, flying... 1145 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,417 No, you're not flying. 1146 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,708 We'd know. 1147 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,542 I wonder why I ever believed in you. 1148 01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:24,792 You don't decide. The public does. 1149 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:28,708 You wanted to be someone? 1150 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:31,792 You're becoming a no one. 1151 01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:18,542 This is Daddy. 1152 01:13:33,417 --> 01:13:34,333 Is that you? 1153 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:37,625 What's with chick garb? 1154 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,667 Hey, you look good. 1155 01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:44,750 I appreciate it. 1156 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:47,000 You don't feel good? 1157 01:13:47,167 --> 01:13:48,083 Fine, thanks. 1158 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,167 You're sure? 1159 01:13:53,542 --> 01:13:55,250 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 1160 01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:00,625 Don't. 1161 01:14:00,792 --> 01:14:03,750 You can't refuse a consoling kiss. 1162 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,500 Don't be shy. 1163 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:07,000 Let me. 1164 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:08,708 Stop, please! 1165 01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:10,125 Stop. 1166 01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:11,792 Stop what? What's going on? 1167 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,208 Look at what you're wearing. 1168 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,375 Look at you. 1169 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:22,417 You're sick, right? 1170 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:23,875 Go get help. 1171 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:41,125 What will we do with you? 1172 01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:44,958 You won't even toe the line 1173 01:14:46,417 --> 01:14:50,125 Looking like your dad, your hair swept back 1174 01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:54,750 You're nothing, nothing, nothing like a woman 1175 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:58,417 Like a woman 1176 01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:03,875 What about your breasts? 1177 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,292 The feline arch of your back? 1178 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:12,500 Part wet nurse, part streetwalker 1179 01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:17,333 Behave, behave, behave like a woman 1180 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,125 Like a woman 1181 01:15:27,792 --> 01:15:30,833 I don't have what it takes 1182 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,125 I can't carry off 1183 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:38,833 being a woman of my times 1184 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,333 These really are curious times 1185 01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:37,917 Where the heck are you going? 1186 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,375 To walk the streets. It's my fate. 1187 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,708 You know your rates? 1188 01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:55,375 You're worth 100. 1189 01:16:57,875 --> 01:16:58,792 Newbie. 1190 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:00,833 Learn to fight back. 1191 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:03,958 But you're young. 1192 01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:07,417 And with your male organ, you'll be fine. 1193 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:11,500 Nothing ethnic marks you down. 1194 01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:13,458 Let's say 80. 1195 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:18,208 Smooth skin. 90. 1196 01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:20,250 But watch out... 1197 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:22,917 Every five years, 20% off. 1198 01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:24,833 Yup, your value declines. 1199 01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:28,000 Make sure you save. 1200 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,250 I never did. 1201 01:17:33,667 --> 01:17:35,750 See? I'm still here. 1202 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:41,583 I started out at 80. 1203 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:45,625 Now I can get 13. 1204 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,500 Still up for it? 1205 01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:56,792 Go home. 1206 01:17:57,917 --> 01:17:58,917 Sorry. 1207 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:04,792 Come on. 1208 01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:41,292 Give that back! 1209 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:45,042 Butt out! 1210 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:46,542 You're still here? 1211 01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:49,250 Move your ass. Go see Barbie! 1212 01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:50,833 I'm nothing special. 1213 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,375 You are special. 1214 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:54,583 Amanda said I'm hollow, futile. 1215 01:18:54,750 --> 01:18:55,458 Look at me. 1216 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:56,375 Leave me alone. 1217 01:18:56,542 --> 01:18:59,583 I know why you did it. I know why you'll go. 1218 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,625 I know why you'll go! 1219 01:19:05,375 --> 01:19:06,250 Open up. 1220 01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:09,792 Alex, I'm sorry. 1221 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,625 You are special. 1222 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,333 Stop that. 1223 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:19,750 You're lying. 1224 01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:22,833 Lying like them. 1225 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,667 My parents always told me that, as a kid. 1226 01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:32,917 There weren't boy's dreams and girl's dreams. 1227 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:37,625 I could do anything, accomplish anything. 1228 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:42,167 They were bullshitting me. 1229 01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:50,667 I'm not a man. I'm not a woman. 1230 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,875 And that, you know, is... 1231 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,750 That's for real. 1232 01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,292 No one will fall in love with me. 1233 01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:12,667 I don't want to end up alone like you. 1234 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,750 35 years ago, I... 1235 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,833 I dropped everything for a man. 1236 01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:33,792 I turned my back on my family. 1237 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:37,042 My job. 1238 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,917 Money... 1239 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:42,333 Friends... 1240 01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:47,250 My goals as a woman. 1241 01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:53,958 I'd have died for him. 1242 01:20:55,042 --> 01:20:57,125 And one day, he left me. 1243 01:21:01,042 --> 01:21:02,792 I never got over it. 1244 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:08,875 I never let anyone near me again. I thought... 1245 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:12,125 I thought I deserved the rejection. 1246 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:16,917 You're making the same mistake as me. 1247 01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:32,750 Never let anyone else 1248 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,833 determine your value. 1249 01:21:36,667 --> 01:21:38,542 Time goes by so fast. 1250 01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:41,542 So move your ass, get dressed 1251 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:42,708 and get down there! 1252 01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,375 That's all I have to say. 1253 01:22:04,125 --> 01:22:07,000 - I tried to revive her. - She had seizures before? 1254 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:08,625 Don't know. What's wrong? 1255 01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:11,375 Bring to ER her ID and healthcare card, 1256 01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:13,125 and recent test results. 1257 01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:14,458 I'm on it. 1258 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:16,708 Where are you going? 1259 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:18,000 She's my mother. 1260 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,208 - Where are they taking her? - Who knows? 1261 01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:34,000 I'll go get her documents. 1262 01:23:03,542 --> 01:23:04,375 Thanks, girls. 1263 01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:06,292 Finalists' choreography now. 1264 01:23:06,458 --> 01:23:09,542 Contestants 9-13 on set. Everyone else, new outfits. 1265 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,792 Pays-de-Loire, nipple pasties, please. 1266 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,167 Anyone seen Ile-de-France? 1267 01:23:16,542 --> 01:23:18,167 Yes, getting her hair done. 1268 01:23:18,417 --> 01:23:19,333 Thanks. 1269 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,333 Kevin, next up. 1270 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,583 Réunion! 1271 01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:23,708 More elegant. 1272 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,750 I found this on her desk. 1273 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:32,667 When she wakes up, she won't want to see you here. 1274 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,417 Go. 1275 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,000 Hurry. 1276 01:24:50,292 --> 01:24:51,333 No time! 1277 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,542 Ile-de-France is missing. 1278 01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:56,833 You really saw her? 1279 01:24:57,042 --> 01:24:58,333 We go live in 3 hours. 1280 01:24:58,500 --> 01:24:59,542 I know. 1281 01:25:02,833 --> 01:25:03,875 Call the understudy. 1282 01:25:10,333 --> 01:25:11,333 Let's go! 1283 01:25:13,792 --> 01:25:14,875 I'm going live! 1284 01:25:44,792 --> 01:25:46,125 Here I am! 1285 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:54,125 I came as fast as I could. 1286 01:25:54,292 --> 01:25:56,667 The cabbie stuck to the speed limits! 1287 01:25:56,833 --> 01:25:58,500 No shower, just lavender. 1288 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,750 I waxed in the cab. 1289 01:26:05,917 --> 01:26:08,583 Maybe went a bit hard, got a rash, but I'm pumped. 1290 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,917 - Thanks. - No problem. 1291 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,625 We'll call tomorrow. 1292 01:26:17,125 --> 01:26:19,708 We'll discuss this later. Go get changed. 1293 01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:22,958 Run! 1294 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:26,708 - Amanda, what time tomorrow? - 30 minutes! 1295 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,000 30 minutes? Tomorrow? 1296 01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:42,208 30 seconds to primetime live. 1297 01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:04,625 Twitter's tweeting. 1298 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:07,333 Set, 5... 4... 1299 01:27:09,708 --> 01:27:10,375 Cue set! 1300 01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:17,000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1301 01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:20,625 and welcome to the 52nd Miss France pageant! 1302 01:27:26,083 --> 01:27:27,833 Where'd you get a TV? 1303 01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:29,875 Old Sleeping Beauty next door. 1304 01:27:30,542 --> 01:27:34,250 I just hope I didn't unplug her. The cables were tangled. 1305 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,208 That's it. 1306 01:27:38,292 --> 01:27:41,208 Look, it's Sylvie. That's what I call a woman! 1307 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:42,542 Our all-female jury. 1308 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,375 Wowser! 1309 01:27:43,542 --> 01:27:45,708 Chaired by beautiful, talented 1310 01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,625 Vaimalama Chaves, Miss France 2019! 1311 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,333 Cute Miss France! 1312 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:53,417 She's hot. 1313 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:57,208 The jury's and public's votes count equally 1314 01:27:57,375 --> 01:27:58,750 to choose Miss France 2020. 1315 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:04,000 This year, for the very first time, 1316 01:28:04,167 --> 01:28:06,667 the Miss France trip was environmentally themed. 1317 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,417 Reduced carbon footprint. 1318 01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:10,042 I told you, baby seals. 1319 01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:11,167 That's good. 1320 01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,417 I had the idea first. I knew it. 1321 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,708 I totally felt it. 1322 01:28:14,875 --> 01:28:16,917 The cause was hugely popular. 1323 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:20,417 On social media, we beat all our records. 1324 01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:22,208 No kidding it was a hit. 1325 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,250 Great idea, going green. 1326 01:28:24,417 --> 01:28:25,917 Yes, a great idea we had. 1327 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,125 Moving swiftly on, 1328 01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:30,958 let's go save the planet 1329 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:32,542 Stand by trip. 1330 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:33,583 Watch. 1331 01:28:38,667 --> 01:28:39,958 Cue trip. 1332 01:28:46,042 --> 01:28:47,500 - Nice. - That's good. 1333 01:28:47,667 --> 01:28:48,917 That's really good. 1334 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:52,000 Miss Alsace isn't bad either. Look! 1335 01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,125 Miss Alsace, kaboom. 1336 01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:56,292 Dreamy! 1337 01:29:18,417 --> 01:29:19,583 Stand by set. 1338 01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:22,458 Beauty and elegance now, 1339 01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:25,458 as we join our contestants for our first tableau. 1340 01:29:25,625 --> 01:29:26,583 Let's go! 1341 01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,042 Love it. 1342 01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:34,625 That's heaven. 1343 01:29:34,792 --> 01:29:37,000 - Like they're angels. - Heaven! 1344 01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:51,458 Fabulous! 1345 01:31:17,125 --> 01:31:19,375 I bet you one of them's single. 1346 01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:21,083 No fucking in heaven. 1347 01:31:21,250 --> 01:31:22,708 You ever been there? 1348 01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:39,750 - That one. - Miss Corsica! 1349 01:31:39,917 --> 01:31:41,250 That's Miss Corsica? 1350 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,292 The matadors, my favorite. 1351 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:48,875 It was my idea. 1352 01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:56,208 Check it out! 1353 01:32:28,083 --> 01:32:29,333 All together! 1354 01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:36,750 Princess! 1355 01:32:37,833 --> 01:32:40,375 She learned the walk on Drag Street! 1356 01:32:44,333 --> 01:32:46,667 Not bad, I guess, Miss Ile-de-France. 1357 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,750 The atmosphere is insane here. 1358 01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:04,208 Stay tuned. 1359 01:33:04,375 --> 01:33:05,583 After the break, 1360 01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:06,875 meet the contestants. 1361 01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:08,833 Twitter's going nuts. 1362 01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:46,625 Round one is over, the votes are in. 1363 01:33:47,333 --> 01:33:49,375 We have our six finalists, 1364 01:33:49,542 --> 01:33:52,167 one of whom will be crowned Miss France 2020. 1365 01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,708 I'll call them down... 1366 01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:55,667 Who's your money on? 1367 01:33:55,833 --> 01:33:57,167 For me, it's PACA. 1368 01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:11,250 The first Miss to be chosen 1369 01:34:11,417 --> 01:34:12,292 is Miss... 1370 01:34:18,958 --> 01:34:21,042 Miss Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur! 1371 01:34:21,208 --> 01:34:23,292 - For sure. - Guaranteed. 1372 01:34:23,458 --> 01:34:24,833 Told you so. 1373 01:34:25,375 --> 01:34:26,583 Atomic. 1374 01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:29,875 Miss Normandy! 1375 01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:32,083 That's a surprise. 1376 01:34:34,542 --> 01:34:36,333 Miss Brittany, let her go. 1377 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,250 Come down here, Miss Normandy. 1378 01:34:39,542 --> 01:34:41,500 Miss Pays-de-Loire! 1379 01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:43,958 Magnificent. 1380 01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:45,458 Obvious choice. 1381 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,792 - Obvious? - She's fresh! 1382 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:50,667 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 1383 01:34:51,750 --> 01:34:53,042 People like simplicity. 1384 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:55,292 That takes simple to another level. 1385 01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:56,625 It's neuronal. 1386 01:34:56,792 --> 01:34:57,875 Lots of surprises. 1387 01:34:58,083 --> 01:35:00,542 Lots of emotion at the Miss France pageant. 1388 01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:06,833 Corsica! 1389 01:35:11,083 --> 01:35:14,417 - No kidding. - Most likely, they got death threats. 1390 01:35:14,583 --> 01:35:15,833 I told her to keep calm. 1391 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:19,750 Last but not least at this stage... 1392 01:35:44,417 --> 01:35:46,292 - She's got something. - Beautiful. 1393 01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:51,833 We're in the final! 1394 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:57,708 Help yourself, guys. On the house! 1395 01:35:57,875 --> 01:35:59,000 Let's not forget 1396 01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:02,125 our ten contestants who lit up tonight's pageant... 1397 01:36:02,292 --> 01:36:05,083 Thank you all, see you at the end 1398 01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:06,792 for the coronation. 1399 01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:24,292 Now, our finalists will introduce themselves. 1400 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:26,542 Let's hear it for... 1401 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:28,667 Don't cry, Lola. 1402 01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,708 She's doing great. 1403 01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:34,250 Good evening. 1404 01:36:36,417 --> 01:36:40,667 Honestly, it's been a marvelous adventure. 1405 01:36:41,167 --> 01:36:42,625 Completely unexpected. 1406 01:36:49,417 --> 01:36:51,000 I'd like to thank 1407 01:36:51,167 --> 01:36:52,875 all the other contestants 1408 01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:56,958 and tell them that after the show, 1409 01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,250 crowned or otherwise, 1410 01:36:59,417 --> 01:37:01,667 a little of them will go with me. 1411 01:37:01,917 --> 01:37:03,542 Thanks, Miss PACA. 1412 01:37:03,958 --> 01:37:05,750 The girl's got it all. 1413 01:37:09,708 --> 01:37:11,083 Now, Miss Ile-de-France. 1414 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,083 Please, join me here. 1415 01:37:14,458 --> 01:37:15,542 C'mon, buddy. 1416 01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:23,000 Miss Ile-de-France, it's your turn. 1417 01:37:23,625 --> 01:37:25,167 Let's hear it for her. 1418 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,708 Don't be shy, you'll be fine. 1419 01:37:28,125 --> 01:37:29,917 Quit buffering. Do it. 1420 01:37:30,083 --> 01:37:30,833 Stress. 1421 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:34,000 - Call him. - I can't, he's live on TV. 1422 01:37:34,167 --> 01:37:36,042 You think his dress has pockets? 1423 01:37:45,917 --> 01:37:47,083 Good evening, 1424 01:37:47,250 --> 01:37:50,000 why did you enter the Miss France pageant? 1425 01:37:55,958 --> 01:37:57,625 To get to know myself. 1426 01:37:58,167 --> 01:38:00,667 Every year, Amanda goes on a quest 1427 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:03,708 for the word that best defines femininity. 1428 01:38:03,875 --> 01:38:05,833 What would your word be? 1429 01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:18,625 For me, femininity is... 1430 01:38:52,583 --> 01:38:53,833 Mom and dad... 1431 01:38:57,667 --> 01:39:00,125 How lucky I was to be so loved. 1432 01:39:02,542 --> 01:39:04,208 You are my light here. 1433 01:39:08,167 --> 01:39:11,542 It was very hard after you were gone. 1434 01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:18,458 Very difficult to keep that light alive. 1435 01:39:25,208 --> 01:39:26,500 She's in the final. 1436 01:39:28,042 --> 01:39:30,792 I'm proud of who I became thanks to you. 1437 01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:32,583 So... 1438 01:39:33,458 --> 01:39:36,083 Alexandre lost his light. 1439 01:39:46,750 --> 01:39:48,750 Alexandra lost her light. 1440 01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:54,042 What the hell? 1441 01:39:55,292 --> 01:39:56,875 Surely she won't... 1442 01:40:18,667 --> 01:40:19,708 She's a man? 1443 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:21,875 Gosh! 1444 01:40:32,625 --> 01:40:34,792 - Go back to the studio? - Obviously! 1445 01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:36,208 What else can we do? 1446 01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:38,167 - Keep going. - How come? 1447 01:40:39,708 --> 01:40:41,083 Get off, filthy tranny! 1448 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:07,875 You knew. 1449 01:41:08,958 --> 01:41:12,375 Focus on style, miss out on substance. 1450 01:41:27,875 --> 01:41:29,667 Unbelievable, doing this to me. 1451 01:41:34,167 --> 01:41:36,125 Here. It's all in there. 1452 01:41:39,417 --> 01:41:41,042 Mister President... 1453 01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:27,667 Courage. 1454 01:47:16,750 --> 01:47:18,750 Subtitles: Simon John 1455 01:47:18,917 --> 01:47:20,667 Subtitling: HIVENTY 1455 01:47:21,305 --> 01:48:21,665 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 94165