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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:38,879 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 2 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,078 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 3 00:00:41,318 --> 00:00:43,079 A star or a baker. 4 00:00:43,238 --> 00:00:44,198 Most likely, star. 5 00:00:44,639 --> 00:00:45,798 A boxer. 6 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:49,118 I'll be elected President. 7 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:53,318 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 8 00:00:56,078 --> 00:00:57,478 Are you nuts? 9 00:01:45,478 --> 00:01:46,198 Everybody up! 10 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,277 1st of the month. Rent day! 11 00:01:57,838 --> 00:01:59,077 There you go. 12 00:01:59,238 --> 00:02:00,478 You go to school now. 13 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:02,557 Come on. 14 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:11,518 I already told you, the place is packed. No room. 15 00:02:15,078 --> 00:02:17,118 It's not a chateau here, you know. 16 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:19,158 I can't invent space. 17 00:02:31,078 --> 00:02:33,118 Hey, chicks! It stinks in here. 18 00:02:33,277 --> 00:02:34,318 They're growing? 19 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,637 - You take coins? - Pay up. 20 00:02:36,838 --> 00:02:37,678 Pay up. 21 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,597 I gotta iron your bills? 22 00:02:40,757 --> 00:02:42,277 - I'm not your ma. - Don't blame me. 23 00:02:42,437 --> 00:02:43,678 Ahmed's a mess. 24 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:46,397 Bullshit. Everyone knows I'm a clean freak. 25 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:47,437 A freak, sure! 26 00:02:47,597 --> 00:02:48,838 This works? Mine. 27 00:02:48,997 --> 00:02:51,077 - Not that one. - No way! Hold on! 28 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:53,117 I'm sick. 29 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:00,718 Lola! 30 00:03:04,558 --> 00:03:07,198 - Hey, darling. - Hi, honeybun. All good? 31 00:03:07,837 --> 00:03:08,957 Is it all there? 32 00:03:11,237 --> 00:03:12,118 What's this? 33 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:14,797 Canadian dollars. Very strong right now. 34 00:03:14,957 --> 00:03:15,677 Like I care! 35 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:18,637 Don't blame me, my clientele's very international. 36 00:03:18,797 --> 00:03:20,597 That's globalization, Yolande. 37 00:03:20,757 --> 00:03:22,517 Gotta adapt. I adapt. 38 00:03:22,877 --> 00:03:23,877 And I gotta... 39 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:25,917 Crazy times. 40 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:33,637 You can work here. 41 00:03:34,677 --> 00:03:36,317 You'll like it here. 42 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:39,717 Much better than downstairs, like sardines. 43 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,717 What is this? 44 00:03:41,877 --> 00:03:42,957 The 1st is rent day. 45 00:03:43,117 --> 00:03:44,197 Yolande! 46 00:03:44,797 --> 00:03:45,517 What is this? 47 00:03:45,677 --> 00:03:48,477 You're always short, so I found a solution. 48 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:49,717 Share your rent. 49 00:03:50,757 --> 00:03:52,117 You're kidding, right? 50 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,597 No more loose hems! 51 00:04:00,797 --> 00:04:02,077 Welcome, I guess. 52 00:04:32,796 --> 00:04:34,397 Let's go, sit down. 53 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,597 Go on, sit down. 54 00:04:37,197 --> 00:04:38,076 Julien! 55 00:04:38,637 --> 00:04:40,917 Calm down and sit over there. 56 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:43,277 Kamel, Karim, go sit down. 57 00:04:43,437 --> 00:04:44,117 Let go. 58 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:45,396 Sit down, please. 59 00:04:45,717 --> 00:04:46,797 Or you'll box me? 60 00:04:47,316 --> 00:04:48,276 You don't scare me. 61 00:04:48,437 --> 00:04:49,797 A princess who boxes. 62 00:04:51,477 --> 00:04:53,316 Just missing a tutu! 63 00:04:56,037 --> 00:04:56,916 Loser! 64 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:00,636 Calm down, all of you! 65 00:05:01,516 --> 00:05:02,716 Calm down. 66 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:06,196 Respect. 67 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:08,556 He's going to train with us... 68 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:11,316 And he's going to represent France 69 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:13,356 at the next Olympic Games... 70 00:05:13,836 --> 00:05:15,837 Elias Naim! 71 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,156 Welcome, champ. 72 00:05:19,317 --> 00:05:20,476 Good to be here, boss. 73 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:21,556 Alright, kids? 74 00:05:23,037 --> 00:05:23,916 In shape? 75 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:27,636 Today we'll just talk. 76 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:29,196 Questions and answers. 77 00:05:29,356 --> 00:05:31,396 I'll tell you how I got where I am. 78 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:33,876 And how I started out 79 00:05:34,036 --> 00:05:35,916 as the unlikeliest champion ever. 80 00:05:37,356 --> 00:05:39,276 At our age, were you any good? 81 00:05:39,436 --> 00:05:43,396 At your age, I didn't dare tell anyone my dream was to be a boxer. 82 00:05:48,796 --> 00:05:50,636 I looked for you on social media. 83 00:05:53,756 --> 00:05:54,756 I'm not on it. 84 00:05:56,636 --> 00:05:57,596 Good call. 85 00:05:58,196 --> 00:05:59,676 It's poisonous bullshit. 86 00:06:00,756 --> 00:06:01,916 My sponsors insist. 87 00:06:05,236 --> 00:06:07,716 So you kept boxing? You train here? 88 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:10,796 Yeah. 89 00:06:11,676 --> 00:06:14,316 We can spar together one day, if you want. 90 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:18,796 C'mon, talk. 91 00:06:19,276 --> 00:06:20,676 Work? Crib? 92 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:22,756 Just around the corner. 93 00:06:24,156 --> 00:06:25,116 Great. 94 00:06:27,276 --> 00:06:28,956 You're single? Got someone? 95 00:06:29,676 --> 00:06:30,636 No. 96 00:06:31,036 --> 00:06:32,796 I mean, not right now. 97 00:06:34,756 --> 00:06:35,356 You? 98 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:37,036 The wildest thing ever. 99 00:06:37,916 --> 00:06:38,956 You gotta meet her. 100 00:06:39,556 --> 00:06:41,156 She's an amazing chick. 101 00:06:41,476 --> 00:06:42,436 That's cool. 102 00:06:45,116 --> 00:06:47,795 Last time we met, we were little squirts. 103 00:06:53,276 --> 00:06:55,556 I never dared visit your parents' grave. 104 00:06:58,796 --> 00:06:59,836 Me neither. 105 00:07:03,635 --> 00:07:05,356 I was sent to a foster family. 106 00:07:06,956 --> 00:07:08,476 Several of them, actually. 107 00:07:11,435 --> 00:07:12,556 Too many. 108 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,595 Alex, where are you? 109 00:07:16,796 --> 00:07:19,196 Holy moses, where's he gone? 110 00:07:19,636 --> 00:07:20,795 I'll show him. 111 00:07:23,836 --> 00:07:24,836 What the heck? 112 00:07:24,995 --> 00:07:26,876 The kids blocked the crapper again. 113 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:28,436 Come help me. 114 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:29,555 Move it. 115 00:07:39,075 --> 00:07:40,196 I'm proud of you. 116 00:07:42,836 --> 00:07:44,795 One out of two making it, not bad. 117 00:08:57,515 --> 00:08:58,515 Beautiful lady. 118 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:20,955 How you doing, baby? 119 00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:24,595 A face as long as a Greek tragedy! 120 00:09:25,435 --> 00:09:28,315 Make some herb tea, roll a doobie. 121 00:09:28,474 --> 00:09:31,954 I'll be back after a prayer to baby Jesus for more business. 122 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:33,874 I'm scraping the barrel. 123 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,434 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 124 00:10:51,594 --> 00:10:52,994 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 125 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,834 A star or a baker... 126 00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,674 I'll be elected President. 127 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,594 Video game engineer. 128 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:02,434 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 129 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,434 You're not a girl, kiddo! 130 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:12,434 Are you out of your mind? 131 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:13,834 That's insane. 132 00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:15,034 It's impossible! 133 00:11:15,394 --> 00:11:18,074 You can't be Miss France, you're a boy! 134 00:11:28,474 --> 00:11:29,634 You don't eat meat? 135 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:30,474 She's veggie. 136 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:31,953 I'll take her share. 137 00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:33,474 I'll go for Miss France. 138 00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:37,233 I'll go for Miss France. 139 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,034 - I'll go for Miss France. - For what? 140 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:43,554 For Miss France. 141 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,873 I did hear you then. 142 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:46,833 What? 143 00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:48,753 He's going for Miss France. 144 00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:50,913 - He's a boy. - He certainly is. 145 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:52,274 What the hell? 146 00:11:53,114 --> 00:11:54,633 Nobody thinks I'm serious? 147 00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:58,074 Baby, let me explain. 148 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,633 Brangelina's daughter dresses as a boy, 149 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:03,033 destined to be a fashion icon. 150 00:12:03,194 --> 00:12:05,754 We dress as girls, destined to be streetwalkers. 151 00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:10,074 If you're less rich and famous, you pay more to be different. 152 00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:11,634 We need dreams. 153 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,433 Exactly, you need dreams. 154 00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:17,034 Look at you guys, wanting the impossible. 155 00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:18,913 Don't complain if it goes wrong. 156 00:12:19,794 --> 00:12:22,074 Alex, Padme is a surgeon. 157 00:12:22,434 --> 00:12:24,753 Her degrees are worthless in France. 158 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:26,473 So she sews up jeans. 159 00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:27,474 For real. 160 00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:30,313 - Excellent. - Laugh, but it is. 161 00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:31,713 Same goes for you. 162 00:12:31,873 --> 00:12:35,193 Dreams of being a grand duchess, she's a grand hooker. 163 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,113 That is so subtle. 164 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,313 You guys, too. Ahmed and Randy... 165 00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:40,513 Bill Gates! 166 00:12:40,674 --> 00:12:42,193 Bill and Gates. 167 00:12:42,354 --> 00:12:43,554 My plan's squared off. 168 00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:45,114 Squared off. 169 00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:46,434 The issue is when. 170 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:47,754 You two squared off? 171 00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:48,913 Slob squared. 172 00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:51,834 I need help. I need you guys. 173 00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:56,034 Help me make the pageant. 174 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:00,993 Lola? 175 00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:07,113 - Yolande? - No, count me out. 176 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:07,953 I'm in. 177 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,593 We can make a buck with a Miss. 178 00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:11,393 Smart idea. 179 00:13:13,113 --> 00:13:14,473 There's potential. 180 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:17,233 But it will take lots and lots of work. 181 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,553 - I'll learn. - Not so fast. 182 00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:22,553 You realize the Miss France pageant 183 00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,913 celebrates the oppression of women. 184 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:27,233 - I mean, it's prehistoric. - Sure. 185 00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:31,113 - Sure, what? - We've been here before. 186 00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:33,673 Ahmed dreams of being Catholic, we help. 187 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,273 Irrelevant! I did it for Madeleine. 188 00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:38,633 Who dumped you right after? 189 00:13:39,113 --> 00:13:40,793 No, she was incarcerated. 190 00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:42,433 At the Crossbar Hotel. 191 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:43,513 That's for real. 192 00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,993 I suggest we vote. 193 00:13:46,153 --> 00:13:48,113 Personally, I'm in favor. 194 00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:49,913 I vote yes. 195 00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,033 I'm in favor too. 196 00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:54,393 Come on, there we go! 197 00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:55,433 Yes, Panini! 198 00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:57,313 By unanimous vote, 199 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,233 minus one, we will try... 200 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,873 We will try, Yolande. 201 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,513 Let's raise a toast. Splendid! 202 00:14:09,593 --> 00:14:10,952 Come on, this way. 203 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,313 Majesty... 204 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:42,593 South America? 205 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,672 Eastern Europe? 206 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,793 France. 207 00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:50,112 Age? 208 00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:51,233 24. 209 00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:54,752 Hormones? Surgery? 210 00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:56,273 No, all organic. 211 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,512 What's her niche? 212 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,392 Dominatrix? BDSM? 213 00:15:01,472 --> 00:15:02,712 Exotic? Cutesy? 214 00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:03,672 Angelic. 215 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:06,593 Majesty, Alex isn't looking for work. 216 00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:09,392 I brought her for you to make a woman of her. 217 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:13,872 Let's see. 218 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,272 Lucky you. Androgynous and smooth-skinned. 219 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,832 Rugby-player shoulders, though. 220 00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,432 You'll need a narrow waist. 221 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,192 I'll prescribe you a corset you must never take off. 222 00:15:33,672 --> 00:15:34,912 Not even in bed. 223 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:36,552 Got it? 224 00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:38,672 - Shoe size? - 9. 225 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,712 Put down 8. 226 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:44,112 From now on, no more flats. 227 00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:45,912 If you're tired, 8 cm. 228 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:47,592 All other times, 12 cm. 229 00:15:47,752 --> 00:15:49,072 Fake eyelashes mandatory. 230 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:51,872 Contour makeup for cleavage. 231 00:15:53,712 --> 00:15:57,032 For swimsuits, learn the art of tucking. 232 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,832 She'll explain. 233 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,192 You want to be a woman? 234 00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:08,112 It won't be easy. 235 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:14,632 You need to be both sexy and pure. 236 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,392 Funny, mainstream, 237 00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:18,512 rebellious, submissive. 238 00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:20,312 You'll laugh softly. 239 00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:22,392 You'll weep in silence. 240 00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:25,512 You'll convince everyone you dress beyond your means. 241 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:31,152 Mess it up, they'll call you a slut. 242 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,952 And if I succeed? 243 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,632 They'll call you a slut. 244 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,832 Don't forget... 245 00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:41,152 You're not a real woman. 246 00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:43,192 And you never will be. 247 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,352 Never. 248 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,672 But hey... 249 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:51,631 Be authentic in your femininity. 250 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:55,632 Ok, enough. 251 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,072 Pay in cash, in euros. 252 00:16:57,232 --> 00:16:58,392 This week latest. 253 00:16:58,552 --> 00:16:59,952 Majesty, this month perhaps? 254 00:17:00,112 --> 00:17:02,272 No, there's no credit here. 255 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:03,391 I'm no social worker. 256 00:17:03,552 --> 00:17:04,392 Or philanthropist. 257 00:17:04,552 --> 00:17:06,672 Majesty, Alex has had a tough life. 258 00:17:06,832 --> 00:17:08,632 He lost his parents in a car crash. 259 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:10,471 Can't you give him discount? 260 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:11,831 Life never spared him. 261 00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:15,511 You know a single girl working here who was "spared"? 262 00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:23,711 Go on, scram. 263 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,231 Bitch cut you no slack. 264 00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:31,192 Sorry, baby, I didn't expect it to cost a month's rent. 265 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,271 Lola? 266 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,431 What if it doesn't work? 267 00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,111 Baby, you need it? 268 00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:39,712 So you do it. 269 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:42,311 What if I get called out? 270 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:47,392 If anyone gets suspicious, divert attention. 271 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:49,591 Proverb from Drag Street. 272 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,831 How much? 273 00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:55,111 Hi, want a good time? 274 00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:57,112 I don't like trannies but you... 275 00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,151 You're fresh. You turn me on. 276 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,671 You can't afford her. 277 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,871 I can buy you all. 278 00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:04,551 Becoming a TV starlet, how about it? 279 00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:09,431 Look, kitten... 280 00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:12,871 You're the stereotypical excrement 281 00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,191 of deregulated, heteronormative society. 282 00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:17,751 You buy us when we decide, ok? 283 00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:19,231 Her decision is no. 284 00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:22,911 Get your banger in gear, mid-life crisis scumsucker, 285 00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:24,431 and beat it. 286 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,431 Obsolete old tranny! 287 00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,351 See, darling? 288 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,311 The riddle you are makes men become 289 00:18:35,471 --> 00:18:37,791 aggressive, in general. 290 00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:39,511 They're all like that? 291 00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:41,031 Thank god, no. 292 00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:44,591 Do I look old? 293 00:18:47,071 --> 00:18:48,231 Bitch. 294 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,471 No. 295 00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:50,951 You little skank! 296 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:53,511 You don't look your age, for sure. 297 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:06,351 I want to be Miss France because as a career opportunity, 298 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,991 it's extraordinary. 299 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:10,830 I love traveling, I love flying. 300 00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:12,750 I collect soaps from hotels, 301 00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:14,711 so I'll expand my collection. 302 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,111 It's also a way 303 00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,511 to meet people, even ordinary people. 304 00:19:19,671 --> 00:19:22,710 It's important to be cultured. Cultivated. 305 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,350 - The committee president is here. - What? 306 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,590 - I can't, I'm casting. - He insists on seeing you. 307 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,150 Women have lots to say, 308 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,511 coming from their culture. 309 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,271 - The most beautiful Miss. - Silly. 310 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,631 - What brings you here? - You. 311 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,470 Only? 312 00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:40,830 I love your energy. Non-stop. 313 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:44,151 No, Paul, cut out the positive management crap. 314 00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:45,831 What's going on? 315 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:48,111 We lost the public, we went too far. 316 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,551 You listen to panels? 317 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,431 The domestic violence spot was dumb and scary. 318 00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:53,430 Hold on. 319 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,910 It was dumb or scary? 320 00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,550 - There's more. - Really? 321 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,630 We're inexistent on social media. 322 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,030 For me, social media is the style. 323 00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,670 I work on the substance. 324 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,950 I'll hire someone for digital. 325 00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:07,750 I look forward to it. With joy! 326 00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:13,191 So cancel the eco-trip for something more classical? 327 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,430 Let's go backward, great idea. 328 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,471 What did you pitch to save your skin? 329 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,910 A parade in traditional costume? 330 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,750 With seashells as pompoms? 331 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,190 When did you lose your cojones? 332 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,190 You don't get it. 333 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,310 It's not my skin I'm trying to save. 334 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,150 Contestant 103. 335 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,310 On the cross, please. 336 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,230 Why do you want to be Miss France? 337 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,710 To be someone. 338 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:11,030 Welcome, Ile-de-France regional contestants! 339 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:12,350 Before rehearsals, 340 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:15,430 we need you to provide certain documents. 341 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:18,149 Every Miss, without exception, 342 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,470 must have a valid passport... 343 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:21,790 Guy's a pro. 344 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,989 Place of birth. Coldbutts? 345 00:21:25,949 --> 00:21:26,669 Seriously? 346 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,349 Swear to god, it exists. 347 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:31,070 On your budget, it was the only passport available. 348 00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:34,030 You will provide links to your profiles 349 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:37,550 on social media. Moving with the times, we urge you 350 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,670 to create an account on Instagram. 351 00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:41,750 Instagram changes your life. 352 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,550 The pageant is in 5 days. 353 00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:46,790 You will be chosen by the public for your elegance, 354 00:21:46,949 --> 00:21:49,510 bearing and femininity. 355 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:51,470 If I am chosen, 356 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:55,949 I'd like to raise awareness on educating orphans. 357 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,310 Hold on. 358 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,430 Add Mbappé. 359 00:21:58,589 --> 00:21:59,590 Mbappé? 360 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,750 And baby seals. Check their numbers. 361 00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:03,790 You gotta get baby seals in there. 362 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,309 My speech won't make sense. 363 00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:06,309 Like you care! 364 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:09,269 Drop the highest-ranking words and votes flood in. 365 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,709 Same tactic as Macron. 366 00:22:13,589 --> 00:22:15,230 She slaughtered you. 367 00:22:15,389 --> 00:22:17,270 Let me see. What's wrong? 368 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,389 Seriously? What is this? 369 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:20,549 Are you kidding? 370 00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:21,869 You tasered her. 371 00:22:22,029 --> 00:22:24,230 I have two hours. What the hell! 372 00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:26,030 The pageant's in two hours? 373 00:22:26,189 --> 00:22:27,549 Like Auntie Aicha's sheep. 374 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:28,989 They won't let you in. 375 00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:32,069 Don't, you're making it worse. 376 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,750 Enough, you hooligans! 377 00:22:36,269 --> 00:22:38,709 I can't work with inferior equipment. 378 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,790 We needed a real curling iron. 379 00:22:40,949 --> 00:22:41,949 It costs a fortune. 380 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,269 I'm going to cry. 381 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,230 Padmini! 382 00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:46,430 Don't play on words. 383 00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:48,429 Can you help us here? 384 00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:52,069 Those Bollywood blowouts, there must be some kind of trick. 385 00:22:52,909 --> 00:22:54,909 - A blowout? - Yes, Indian-style. 386 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,829 We don't like late. 387 00:23:49,588 --> 00:23:51,109 Your attention, please! 388 00:23:53,269 --> 00:23:55,468 In a moment, you'll be on stage. 389 00:23:55,629 --> 00:23:57,388 I won't bore you with detail. 390 00:23:57,549 --> 00:23:58,708 Just one thing... 391 00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:01,909 Tonight, show us who you are. And be proud! 392 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:06,229 Whatever happens, stage fright, falls, memory blanks... 393 00:24:06,789 --> 00:24:08,428 Smile and it's all good. 394 00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:09,189 Amanda? 395 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,669 Yes, let's hear it for Arnaud Tasiaux... 396 00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:15,829 Yes, give it up. 397 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,148 He will be our host again tonight. 398 00:24:18,309 --> 00:24:19,348 Thank you, Arnaud. 399 00:24:19,509 --> 00:24:21,589 Could I say no to you, Amanda? 400 00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:25,149 This year's girls are particularly pretty. 401 00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:27,268 Same as every year. 402 00:24:27,789 --> 00:24:30,788 On stage in 10. Into your dresses, let's go! 403 00:24:30,949 --> 00:24:32,509 - Coffee, Arnaud? - No. 404 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:38,869 Coming up next, the moment you've all been waiting for, 405 00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:41,108 that we've all been waiting for... 406 00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:42,748 The contestants will parade 407 00:24:43,189 --> 00:24:44,308 in swimsuits. 408 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,708 What the hell am I doing here? 409 00:24:49,868 --> 00:24:51,388 Three minutes to the swimsuit parade! 410 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:03,908 Sublime! 411 00:25:04,309 --> 00:25:05,428 Show them, dolls! 412 00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:07,789 We are magnificent! 413 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:16,828 One missing. 414 00:25:16,988 --> 00:25:18,828 - There's one missing. - Find her! 415 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:24,748 Number 8! 416 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:26,988 Where is she? 417 00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:41,428 Good evening. 418 00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:43,508 What are you doing here? 419 00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:45,588 Number 4, Daphne! 420 00:25:47,908 --> 00:25:48,988 Great, Daphne. 421 00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:51,748 I love you! 422 00:25:54,948 --> 00:25:57,148 Number 5, Laetitia! 423 00:25:57,548 --> 00:25:59,068 I'm bored shitless. 424 00:25:59,868 --> 00:26:01,388 Alexandra! 425 00:26:05,468 --> 00:26:06,348 Number 6... 426 00:26:07,188 --> 00:26:08,188 Nina! 427 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,028 Love it. 428 00:26:12,428 --> 00:26:14,067 I'm just borrowing it. 429 00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:18,228 Number 7, Tatum! 430 00:26:24,308 --> 00:26:26,667 Number 8, Alexandra! 431 00:26:34,947 --> 00:26:35,588 Don't ask me. 432 00:26:36,948 --> 00:26:38,348 Alexandra? 433 00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:45,068 Apparently, overcome by emotion! 434 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,028 The night's first dropout. 435 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,867 Number 9... 436 00:26:49,028 --> 00:26:49,788 Here I am! 437 00:26:51,228 --> 00:26:51,987 Number 8... 438 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:59,547 Alexandra took a few liberties with the designated swimsuit. 439 00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:02,107 A unicorn. Look, a unicorn! 440 00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:03,147 And it works. 441 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:03,948 Unique! 442 00:27:10,308 --> 00:27:11,347 It really works. 443 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:14,667 We love you! 444 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,427 If I am chosen... 445 00:27:24,387 --> 00:27:27,147 What's she trying to say? She can't get it out. 446 00:27:27,307 --> 00:27:28,428 Stop! 447 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,027 I can do it. 448 00:27:30,547 --> 00:27:32,067 I can't do it. 449 00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:34,908 If I am crowned Miss Ile-de-France tonight... 450 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,467 Estelle. Contestant number 3! 451 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:44,427 I love children, animals, the disabled. 452 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:45,827 No, not the dis... 453 00:27:46,787 --> 00:27:48,307 Thank you, Daphne, 454 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,787 contestant number 4! 455 00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:56,227 Let's bring out now number 8! 456 00:28:02,107 --> 00:28:02,867 Good evening. 457 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,467 My name's Alexandra Dufresnoy. 458 00:28:06,667 --> 00:28:07,747 From Paris. 459 00:28:08,307 --> 00:28:09,627 Great, Alexandra. 460 00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:12,987 What cause are you advocating for tonight? 461 00:28:21,507 --> 00:28:22,707 Men like you. 462 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:25,227 A worthwhile cause. 463 00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:28,547 How can you help men like me? 464 00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:30,267 To understand things. 465 00:28:31,747 --> 00:28:33,787 Please, educate me, Alexandra. 466 00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:37,706 Let's imagine a man like you... 467 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:42,787 Fine tuxedo, great glasses, dapper elegance. 468 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,547 Every mother's dream. 469 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,746 So when a man like you insulted a friend of mine... 470 00:28:52,747 --> 00:28:53,947 Naughty boy. 471 00:28:56,867 --> 00:28:59,066 He called her an obsolete old tranny! 472 00:29:04,346 --> 00:29:05,947 I stayed silent, scared. 473 00:29:08,306 --> 00:29:10,067 Tonight, I have a reply for him. 474 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,947 For my friend and every woman. 475 00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,427 I'd like to tell the guy, 476 00:29:15,947 --> 00:29:17,587 women won't be fooled. 477 00:29:21,707 --> 00:29:24,467 By eyes that see a price on everything. 478 00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:27,626 By a smile... 479 00:29:28,907 --> 00:29:31,547 The smile of a man who thinks he's a prince. 480 00:29:32,826 --> 00:29:34,346 But is only a pig. 481 00:29:38,706 --> 00:29:40,266 My friend was humiliated. 482 00:29:42,107 --> 00:29:43,746 Yet she felt guilty. 483 00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:47,267 But he... 484 00:29:48,546 --> 00:29:50,586 He's oblivious to the injustice. 485 00:29:51,227 --> 00:29:53,586 He's spent his whole life in a man's body. 486 00:29:57,107 --> 00:29:59,706 Just explaining that to men like you 487 00:30:00,347 --> 00:30:01,907 might make them better. 488 00:30:03,227 --> 00:30:04,106 There. 489 00:30:04,466 --> 00:30:06,146 That's my cause if I'm chosen. 490 00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:27,426 Thank you. 491 00:30:30,586 --> 00:30:31,626 This is it. 492 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:34,026 The moment you've been waiting for. 493 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,066 What suspense! 494 00:30:41,386 --> 00:30:44,866 Miss Ile-de-France 2019 495 00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:47,146 is... 496 00:30:53,426 --> 00:30:55,066 Alexandra Dufresnoy! 497 00:31:05,506 --> 00:31:06,865 Shit, he did it! 498 00:31:07,026 --> 00:31:08,266 Now for Miss France! 499 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:44,826 Hot, isn't it? 500 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,226 My hormones are popping like corn. What about you? 501 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:53,785 I'm hungry. 502 00:31:57,265 --> 00:31:58,025 Cheers. 503 00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,305 Evening. 504 00:31:59,465 --> 00:32:01,385 - Alexandra's mother? - That's me. 505 00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:03,545 Nice to meet you. You must be so proud. 506 00:32:03,706 --> 00:32:04,546 Utterly. 507 00:32:06,305 --> 00:32:07,906 - May I? - Of course. 508 00:32:08,065 --> 00:32:10,265 For our website, a few questions? 509 00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:11,225 If you must. 510 00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:13,025 Go ahead. 511 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:17,026 How does your daughter winning feel? 512 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,345 How do I feel about my daughter choosing a career as 513 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:21,665 professional strumpet? 514 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,945 What more could I wish for my child? 515 00:32:27,226 --> 00:32:29,105 Her mother's support, perhaps. 516 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:30,505 What's the problem? 517 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:33,665 Your daughter being in the spotlight? Expressing herself? 518 00:32:34,066 --> 00:32:35,665 Or her advocating for women? 519 00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:38,505 Sorry, I didn't get it... 520 00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:42,705 The Miss France pageant is a forum for political ideas? 521 00:32:42,865 --> 00:32:44,145 A modern-day agora. 522 00:32:44,305 --> 00:32:47,865 Schools of philosophy parading in bikinis, right? 523 00:32:48,025 --> 00:32:51,305 So we're dealing with an analyst who is unaware 524 00:32:51,465 --> 00:32:55,225 that the bikini in the 50s was the symbol of female emancipation. 525 00:32:55,385 --> 00:32:58,105 Before it was turned into a symbol of sexism. 526 00:32:58,265 --> 00:32:59,585 What a journey! 527 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:00,945 Similar to yours. 528 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:04,345 Mock my journey if you wish but I am proud to give women 529 00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:07,185 precious arms to deal with today's world. 530 00:33:08,305 --> 00:33:09,105 Very funny. 531 00:33:09,265 --> 00:33:11,665 She strips women for the cameras 532 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,745 and talks like CEO of a nonprofit. 533 00:33:13,905 --> 00:33:17,865 She calls her kid a slut and thinks she's a feminist. Curious! 534 00:33:18,025 --> 00:33:19,265 We all have our foibles. 535 00:33:19,425 --> 00:33:20,785 Indeed we do. 536 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:22,545 Nonprofit food? 537 00:33:22,705 --> 00:33:24,065 A taste of contradiction! 538 00:33:24,225 --> 00:33:25,505 With utmost pleasure. 539 00:33:25,665 --> 00:33:26,865 Please do. 540 00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:29,385 May I chew before spitting it at you? 541 00:33:29,545 --> 00:33:30,425 I dare you. 542 00:33:30,585 --> 00:33:31,584 Internet's exploding. 543 00:33:31,745 --> 00:33:33,585 All over Alex's speech. 544 00:33:33,744 --> 00:33:34,785 My sons. 545 00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,745 They run a flourishing business. 546 00:33:37,905 --> 00:33:39,624 In what? Trashtalk, like mom? 547 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:40,905 Fruit and veggies. 548 00:33:41,424 --> 00:33:43,185 Vegetables, mostly. 549 00:33:44,265 --> 00:33:45,225 It's Alex. 550 00:34:23,944 --> 00:34:25,624 Superb! Awesome! 551 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,384 I'm Miss Great-East, 552 00:34:27,544 --> 00:34:30,264 a student at Engineering School in Lorraine. 553 00:34:30,424 --> 00:34:31,984 Looks like a quiche, too. 554 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:36,664 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 555 00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:38,784 We saw you earlier. 556 00:34:39,225 --> 00:34:40,545 My turn. Beat it. 557 00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:46,425 That's right. 558 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,944 I'm Miss Corsica. 559 00:34:48,105 --> 00:34:51,184 Regional karate champ. I train 4 hours a day. 560 00:34:51,904 --> 00:34:54,465 I love to win and I hate to be seen 561 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:56,145 as a weak woman. 562 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,225 A bit pushy, perhaps? 563 00:35:00,864 --> 00:35:02,025 No, just fine. 564 00:35:02,224 --> 00:35:02,865 Next! 565 00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:09,504 Look this way. Great! 566 00:35:10,424 --> 00:35:11,264 Got it, thanks. 567 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,544 I'm Miss France. I... 568 00:35:13,704 --> 00:35:14,344 Sorry. 569 00:35:15,464 --> 00:35:16,664 Pretentious Parisian. 570 00:35:18,664 --> 00:35:20,304 Ile-de-France, I'm sorry... 571 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:21,504 Care to explain? 572 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:29,464 There wasn't my size. 573 00:35:29,624 --> 00:35:30,664 So go up one. 574 00:35:31,184 --> 00:35:32,424 We stock up to size 7. 575 00:35:33,504 --> 00:35:34,544 I'm a size 8. 576 00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:36,384 Like my brother. 577 00:35:36,544 --> 00:35:37,304 Please! 578 00:35:38,544 --> 00:35:39,544 7.5, really. 579 00:35:40,464 --> 00:35:41,624 A solid base, at least. 580 00:35:42,784 --> 00:35:45,624 Charlotte, ask Jean-Paul for larger sizes. 581 00:35:45,784 --> 00:35:47,024 Alright, let's go. 582 00:35:47,184 --> 00:35:48,024 All yours. 583 00:35:49,504 --> 00:35:51,184 Alexandra, Miss Ile-de-France. 584 00:35:53,064 --> 00:35:55,024 I'm 24 years old. 585 00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:57,983 I like long walks, couscous. 586 00:35:58,264 --> 00:35:59,864 Sorry, articulate better. 587 00:36:00,023 --> 00:36:01,463 I don't understand a word. 588 00:36:03,143 --> 00:36:04,583 My name's Alexandra. 589 00:36:04,943 --> 00:36:06,344 1m80 tall. 590 00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:08,663 I'm Miss Ile-de-France. 591 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,944 Don't apologize for winning. Show you want to win again. 592 00:36:13,103 --> 00:36:14,063 Start over. 593 00:36:16,664 --> 00:36:17,504 I'm... 594 00:36:17,663 --> 00:36:18,544 Not switched on. 595 00:36:19,024 --> 00:36:20,024 C'mon, wake up. 596 00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:22,064 Where's your light? Turn it on. 597 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:23,903 What do you like? 598 00:36:24,064 --> 00:36:25,624 - I like long walks. - We know. 599 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,584 Couscous too. What else? 600 00:36:28,703 --> 00:36:29,624 Why are you here? 601 00:36:31,544 --> 00:36:32,984 What gets you out of bed? 602 00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,264 - Amanda... - Just a second. 603 00:36:41,543 --> 00:36:43,703 Why do you want to win? Let me hear it. 604 00:36:43,863 --> 00:36:45,584 - To be... - Miss France, we know. 605 00:36:46,863 --> 00:36:47,543 What for? 606 00:36:47,703 --> 00:36:49,023 What are your dreams? 607 00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:51,423 Your ambitions? 608 00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:56,264 We need to move on. 609 00:36:59,423 --> 00:37:00,344 I don't know. 610 00:37:00,863 --> 00:37:01,784 Sorry. 611 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,424 Next! 612 00:37:08,823 --> 00:37:12,143 Hello, I'm Miss PACA. IQ of 170, 613 00:37:12,383 --> 00:37:14,783 I speak four languages, play violin, ride, 614 00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:18,824 and run a blog devoted to humanitarian aid work. 615 00:37:18,983 --> 00:37:19,863 Look at me. 616 00:37:21,903 --> 00:37:22,583 Thanks. 617 00:37:57,023 --> 00:37:57,943 Evening. 618 00:37:58,703 --> 00:37:59,943 I'm expecting someone. 619 00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:03,303 Alex? 620 00:38:03,743 --> 00:38:04,663 Alexandra. 621 00:38:06,423 --> 00:38:07,383 How come? 622 00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:09,583 You're looking at Miss Ile-de-France, 623 00:38:09,743 --> 00:38:11,423 contestant for Miss France 2020. 624 00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:13,503 Miss Ile-de-France? 625 00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:14,663 You? 626 00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,423 Yes, look. 627 00:38:18,143 --> 00:38:19,783 - That's you! - Yes. 628 00:38:20,103 --> 00:38:20,983 Shit! 629 00:38:24,742 --> 00:38:26,542 - How? - I just did it. 630 00:38:27,142 --> 00:38:27,823 Insane. 631 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,543 Evening, miss, what can I get you? 632 00:38:31,822 --> 00:38:32,782 Champagne? 633 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:36,142 Excellent choice. 634 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:46,423 You want to change... 635 00:38:46,582 --> 00:38:47,743 Want to be a woman? 636 00:38:47,902 --> 00:38:50,103 No. Just connect with my femininity. 637 00:38:50,263 --> 00:38:51,703 There's no need to whisper. 638 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,103 Yes, sorry. 639 00:38:54,382 --> 00:38:55,863 I feel stronger as a woman. 640 00:38:56,223 --> 00:38:57,303 You understand? 641 00:39:00,262 --> 00:39:02,062 Do you often do this? 642 00:39:03,823 --> 00:39:06,382 Not since my parents' accident. 643 00:39:10,822 --> 00:39:13,063 Don't be mad, you have my support. 644 00:39:13,222 --> 00:39:14,623 It's just, I'm kinda basic. 645 00:39:14,782 --> 00:39:17,023 I'm here because I need your help. 646 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:18,862 Sure, my help in what? 647 00:39:19,502 --> 00:39:20,503 Becoming Miss France. 648 00:39:22,063 --> 00:39:23,422 I'm very serious. 649 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:26,383 Alex, I can turn you into a boxer, not a Miss. 650 00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:27,703 Same difference. 651 00:39:28,822 --> 00:39:31,183 I need hard work, a champion's mindset. 652 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:33,343 I just made a fool of myself. 653 00:39:33,502 --> 00:39:35,222 The other girls are way ahead. 654 00:39:35,822 --> 00:39:36,943 It's a beauty pageant. 655 00:39:37,102 --> 00:39:39,343 Not just a beauty pageant, Elias. 656 00:39:41,503 --> 00:39:44,342 Seeing you again took me back to when I was a kid. 657 00:39:45,223 --> 00:39:46,543 When I was alive. 658 00:39:49,543 --> 00:39:51,223 I need to win this pageant. 659 00:39:55,423 --> 00:39:56,982 A rose for the pretty lady? 660 00:39:58,142 --> 00:40:00,382 Good price for your wife. She's beautiful. 661 00:40:00,862 --> 00:40:01,502 Please... 662 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,902 Here we are. Enjoy. 663 00:40:08,262 --> 00:40:09,902 Floyd Mayweather? Heard of him? 664 00:40:11,302 --> 00:40:14,102 A boxer. 50 fights, 50 wins. No losses. 665 00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:17,302 Before every fight, he pictured himself, 666 00:40:17,462 --> 00:40:19,222 saying, "I always find a way to win." 667 00:40:19,742 --> 00:40:21,822 Sleep on that. See you tomorrow at the gym. 668 00:40:21,982 --> 00:40:22,862 Alright. 669 00:40:23,702 --> 00:40:24,382 Thanks. 670 00:40:24,542 --> 00:40:25,982 Miss Ile-de-France! 671 00:40:26,662 --> 00:40:29,622 The physical comes after the mental. 672 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,062 The fight is won before getting in the ring. 673 00:40:33,942 --> 00:40:34,782 Bob and weave. 674 00:40:34,942 --> 00:40:35,582 Bob. 675 00:40:36,342 --> 00:40:39,982 Imagine the cars are cameras and johns photographers. 676 00:40:40,142 --> 00:40:41,702 That's just great. 677 00:40:41,862 --> 00:40:43,782 You look, you fascinate them. 678 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:46,022 Girls, that is what I want. 679 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,702 Until a car stops, 680 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,062 keep going. 681 00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:53,181 Don't get excited. 682 00:40:53,342 --> 00:40:54,182 You see? 683 00:40:54,342 --> 00:40:56,301 Shut your eyes and visualize. 684 00:40:56,462 --> 00:40:58,422 You are this year's Miss France! 685 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,542 How's it feel, the crown on your head? 686 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:02,982 How does it feel inside? 687 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,502 Good. One more cm with your legs. 688 00:41:05,901 --> 00:41:07,902 You want that crown or not? 689 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:10,701 Wider. That's good, that's right. 690 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,222 That's good, see? 691 00:41:17,382 --> 00:41:19,742 That's our trick for boosting the THC. 692 00:41:19,902 --> 00:41:20,462 Banging. 693 00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:23,222 Photographer. 694 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:25,341 Pose. 695 00:41:29,061 --> 00:41:31,542 You're going to win. Nobody else. 696 00:42:14,262 --> 00:42:16,741 When you get in the ring, you own it. 697 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:20,421 The others applaud you. They look at you, envy you. 698 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:21,621 How's it feel? 699 00:42:28,341 --> 00:42:30,781 You made your dream come true. You did it. 700 00:42:35,061 --> 00:42:36,621 How's it feel where you belong? 701 00:42:39,221 --> 00:42:41,101 How's it feel to be you? 702 00:42:45,381 --> 00:42:48,661 In France, forearms always on the table. 703 00:42:48,821 --> 00:42:49,821 Not the elbows. 704 00:42:49,981 --> 00:42:52,661 In the UK, hands under the table. 705 00:42:53,061 --> 00:42:54,701 Punctuality. Second time. 706 00:42:54,861 --> 00:42:56,061 Yes, second time. 707 00:42:58,061 --> 00:43:01,741 Sure but you keep telling us a woman plays hard to get. 708 00:43:01,901 --> 00:43:04,661 Being six minutes late makes you hard to get? 709 00:43:05,301 --> 00:43:06,261 Setting the bar high. 710 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,021 Show us how you drink wine. 711 00:43:13,381 --> 00:43:14,541 The wine glass. 712 00:43:16,781 --> 00:43:17,540 Left hand. 713 00:43:18,781 --> 00:43:19,820 Lower. 714 00:43:20,821 --> 00:43:21,941 No, higher. 715 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,021 Not like that. 716 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,941 Forget it. Brittany, show her. 717 00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:27,620 A matter of millimeters. 718 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,381 You don't get what I want. 719 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:32,900 Excellence. 720 00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:38,540 In life, in art, in sport, 721 00:43:38,701 --> 00:43:41,141 excellence is always in the same place. 722 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,220 In attention to detail. 723 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,021 You know the distance between excellent and ordinary? 724 00:43:47,821 --> 00:43:49,021 A matter of millimeters. 725 00:43:50,501 --> 00:43:51,140 Moving on. 726 00:43:52,301 --> 00:43:54,020 If the wine is a little too chilled... 727 00:43:54,181 --> 00:43:55,501 Couscous, seriously? 728 00:43:55,661 --> 00:43:56,381 Not eating? 729 00:43:56,821 --> 00:43:58,100 - Not couscous. - You love it. 730 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:00,020 I don't charge for couscous. 731 00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:01,061 I'm shocked. 732 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:03,060 54,000 followers on Instagram? 733 00:44:03,221 --> 00:44:04,860 Blowing up. Insane. 734 00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:07,340 The other girls will be pissed. 735 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,141 Madness. 736 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:12,620 - Darlings, I have an announcement... - Hold on. 737 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,621 You'll finally tell us your age? 738 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:16,580 That's between me and the FBI. 739 00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:18,341 I know. 740 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,940 You're getting a third boob job. 741 00:44:21,101 --> 00:44:22,380 Better than that. 742 00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:24,701 I quit the office. 743 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:27,300 - Awesome. - Seriously? 744 00:44:27,461 --> 00:44:28,620 What will you do? 745 00:44:28,781 --> 00:44:30,941 What I always dreamed of doing. 746 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,180 Beautician. 747 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,860 Next dream, healthcare, Volvo and poodle? 748 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:38,261 Sure, why not? 749 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,100 Ignore her. Do it. 750 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:44,100 Danièle's opening a salon locally and she'll hire me. 751 00:44:44,261 --> 00:44:45,260 Dope. 752 00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:46,421 You want waxing? 753 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,820 Do your bikini line. 754 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:52,060 Unisex, for him and her. Stop by anytime. 755 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460 Seriously, 756 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:56,140 bring the other girls, and profits skyrocket. 757 00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:57,420 He's right. 758 00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:58,420 Good point. 759 00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:01,420 When do we meet them, party with the Misses? 760 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:04,660 The idea isn't to party. Focus on the competition. 761 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,940 Competition good, copulation better. 762 00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,020 Look at them. 763 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:12,060 Chip 'n' Dale dream of hooking up with princesses. 764 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,580 You think we can't? 765 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,500 We have no time to get to know each other. 766 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:20,260 We work so hard and... 767 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,020 Amanda's on our backs. 768 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:23,260 She's incredible. 769 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:25,580 Is Amanda paying your rent this month? 770 00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:30,380 So I can charge interest to Her Incredibleness. 771 00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:32,780 Can't you help Alex out this month? 772 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,540 The pageant, cleaning, he's struggling. 773 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:39,220 Can't you give him this month on credit? 774 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,700 What was that last word? 775 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:42,780 Credit. 776 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,820 Own your choices, good or bad. 777 00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:46,420 Such as? 778 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:48,220 Such as... 779 00:45:49,060 --> 00:45:53,299 Serving up your self-esteem to people who won't understand you, maybe. 780 00:45:54,979 --> 00:45:56,220 I hoped you'd be proud. 781 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:58,300 I am proud of you. 782 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:01,860 But as you are, not that woman's show poodle. 783 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:03,460 Fuck it. 784 00:46:03,619 --> 00:46:04,540 Here. 785 00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:13,020 What did poodles do to her today? 786 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:18,739 And don't forget to be in bed by 11. 787 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,940 To be in shape for the trip tomorrow. 788 00:46:21,499 --> 00:46:22,740 Stop eating. 789 00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:25,980 We just got the pictures through. 790 00:46:29,339 --> 00:46:30,619 All with parted lips? 791 00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:33,220 It's fish gape. Replaced duck face. 792 00:46:33,379 --> 00:46:34,739 That's an improvement? 793 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:37,499 Fish gape makes the face look slimmer. 794 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:38,539 Really? 795 00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:40,979 - Do it again. - Like this. 796 00:46:43,819 --> 00:46:45,179 Now do the photos again. 797 00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:47,059 Mouth shut. 798 00:47:06,619 --> 00:47:08,380 Why not eat with the others? 799 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,179 They don't get enough likes? 800 00:47:12,379 --> 00:47:15,299 No, it's them. I try to... 801 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:20,099 How will you charm 60 million voters if you can't get 15 to like you? 802 00:47:23,059 --> 00:47:24,659 Don't try to blend in. 803 00:47:24,819 --> 00:47:27,579 Don't be a victim of social codes. 804 00:47:29,539 --> 00:47:30,979 Learn to play with them. 805 00:47:32,659 --> 00:47:35,379 If you want to be a finalist, it's up to you. 806 00:48:01,099 --> 00:48:04,059 I brought my sleep mask and earplugs. 807 00:48:04,219 --> 00:48:08,139 And a blanket. Airline blankets are never warm enough. 808 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:09,498 Morning, ladies! 809 00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:11,739 Everybody feeling good? 810 00:48:12,618 --> 00:48:14,019 Ready to hit the road? 811 00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:18,378 Give a warm welcome to three Miss France judges, 812 00:48:18,539 --> 00:48:20,979 who'll help select the six finalists. 813 00:48:21,138 --> 00:48:22,499 A big round of applause. 814 00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,339 From me, too. 815 00:48:25,859 --> 00:48:27,498 Let me remind you, 816 00:48:27,659 --> 00:48:29,898 throughout the stay you'll be judged on... 817 00:48:30,059 --> 00:48:32,058 Elegance, assiduity, 818 00:48:32,459 --> 00:48:34,818 and, very importantly, team spirit. 819 00:48:36,779 --> 00:48:40,539 Sorry, I forgot to mention, this year, we'll have special input 820 00:48:40,698 --> 00:48:43,859 from Bertrand, our new head of digital marketing, 821 00:48:44,019 --> 00:48:46,059 who will enlighten us on our... 822 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:47,939 brand what was it? 823 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,218 Our brand image. 824 00:48:49,938 --> 00:48:50,658 Thank you. 825 00:48:51,179 --> 00:48:51,978 Remember, 826 00:48:52,139 --> 00:48:56,458 this year, our trip promises to go down in the pageant's history. 827 00:48:58,258 --> 00:48:59,898 So where are we going? 828 00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:02,298 - I get sick on buses... - St. Pierre. 829 00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:03,339 Please. 830 00:49:03,898 --> 00:49:04,818 If I may, 831 00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,378 as announced previously, 832 00:49:06,538 --> 00:49:08,019 this year is special. 833 00:49:08,178 --> 00:49:11,259 For the first time, we're going to save 834 00:49:12,738 --> 00:49:15,858 the wild beaches that are immense 835 00:49:16,378 --> 00:49:17,538 and unique, 836 00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:20,019 on the North shores. 837 00:49:21,618 --> 00:49:22,779 The North shores? 838 00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:24,258 Sorry, by North, 839 00:49:24,418 --> 00:49:26,139 you mean northern hemisphere? 840 00:49:26,298 --> 00:49:27,579 I mean the North shores. 841 00:49:27,939 --> 00:49:29,818 Facing the North Sea. 842 00:49:30,018 --> 00:49:31,338 We're going to Belgium. 843 00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:34,858 Is she for real? 844 00:49:35,818 --> 00:49:36,898 - PACA? - Yes? 845 00:49:37,059 --> 00:49:38,898 - A comment? - Not at all. 846 00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:41,458 But Ile-de-France was just saying... 847 00:49:41,619 --> 00:49:42,498 Right? 848 00:49:42,658 --> 00:49:46,418 You'd prefer somewhere less cheap, but I love it, it's great. 849 00:49:46,578 --> 00:49:49,458 In that case, you and Ile-de-France can be roommates. 850 00:49:50,058 --> 00:49:50,898 Lucky you! 851 00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:51,818 Let's go! 852 00:49:52,938 --> 00:49:54,258 All aboard the bus! 853 00:50:28,178 --> 00:50:30,418 Girls, don't keep us waiting! 854 00:50:30,578 --> 00:50:33,578 Smiles and scarves on, and get down here. 855 00:50:34,138 --> 00:50:35,578 Hurry up now! 856 00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:16,658 Shitty, fucking year. Just my luck! 857 00:51:16,817 --> 00:51:18,977 From palm trees to gulag. 858 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:21,298 I'm freezing. 859 00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:22,298 I'm starving. 860 00:51:22,457 --> 00:51:23,457 Set an example. 861 00:51:23,618 --> 00:51:25,257 Don't forget why we're here. 862 00:51:25,418 --> 00:51:26,777 For a great cause. 863 00:51:27,017 --> 00:51:28,337 Yes, Amanda! 864 00:51:28,697 --> 00:51:29,577 For sure. 865 00:51:32,498 --> 00:51:34,257 Beautiful coat you have. 866 00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:36,057 Watch out for the seagulls. 867 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,737 Come on, let's get some shots. 868 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:46,457 Here, with the jeep in the background. 869 00:51:47,577 --> 00:51:48,977 There we go, let's see. 870 00:51:49,817 --> 00:51:50,897 Ile-de-France, smile. 871 00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:54,818 Smile! Strike a pose that's kind of... 872 00:51:54,977 --> 00:51:56,138 Kind of what? 873 00:51:57,497 --> 00:51:58,697 Smile, at least. 874 00:52:02,217 --> 00:52:03,177 Let's go. 875 00:52:18,057 --> 00:52:20,777 You too? Your boobs firm up by the sea? 876 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:23,377 Every time! 877 00:52:23,857 --> 00:52:24,737 Same here. 878 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:33,537 What's that? 879 00:52:35,137 --> 00:52:36,657 Great, good start. 880 00:52:44,177 --> 00:52:45,817 What the hell's she doing? 881 00:52:50,497 --> 00:52:52,497 Can you stop all that noise? 882 00:52:52,857 --> 00:52:55,177 - Wake-up's in six hours! - Just a minute! 883 00:52:56,937 --> 00:52:57,897 I'll get her. 884 00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,457 A junkie! 885 00:53:30,376 --> 00:53:32,337 Great, girls, eyes on me. 886 00:53:34,617 --> 00:53:37,096 Smile. We're here for a good cause. 887 00:53:38,776 --> 00:53:39,976 Saving the planet. 888 00:53:40,137 --> 00:53:40,857 Great. 889 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:51,457 A catastrophe. 890 00:53:51,776 --> 00:53:53,816 Catastrophe in what sense? 891 00:53:53,977 --> 00:53:56,096 A catastrophe. We'll lose everyone. 892 00:53:56,257 --> 00:53:59,536 Buyers, millennials, seniors. All gone. 893 00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:02,296 - She's a pain in the ass! - Gotta go. 894 00:54:04,096 --> 00:54:06,176 I'm not at all a snitch. 895 00:54:06,817 --> 00:54:08,296 But you should know... 896 00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:10,496 Ile-de-France is on drugs. 897 00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:13,336 Great! 898 00:54:14,056 --> 00:54:14,857 Look at me. 899 00:54:15,616 --> 00:54:17,296 Follow me with your eyes. 900 00:54:18,496 --> 00:54:20,936 Either crack or heroin. Poor girl. 901 00:54:23,336 --> 00:54:24,296 Thanks, PACA. 902 00:54:24,496 --> 00:54:25,057 You're welcome. 903 00:54:25,216 --> 00:54:26,497 Alright down there? 904 00:54:26,656 --> 00:54:28,376 We're making lots of energy 905 00:54:28,537 --> 00:54:30,776 for thousands of homes. Isn't it wonderful? 906 00:54:31,216 --> 00:54:31,976 The future! 907 00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,457 It stinks. 908 00:54:33,616 --> 00:54:36,416 Put your masks on and get your hands dirty. 909 00:54:36,576 --> 00:54:37,576 Gonna puke. 910 00:56:12,656 --> 00:56:14,136 Amanda, this is Paul. 911 00:56:14,415 --> 00:56:17,415 We left you several messages but no answer. 912 00:56:18,055 --> 00:56:21,895 We need to retrieve your phone and files as soon as possible. 913 00:56:22,615 --> 00:56:24,895 The committee wants to see you immediately. 914 00:56:25,056 --> 00:56:27,096 I tried warning you but this... 915 00:56:27,255 --> 00:56:29,016 It's out of my hands, I said... 916 00:57:14,855 --> 00:57:15,735 Pick up. 917 00:57:15,895 --> 00:57:16,855 It's Alex. 918 00:57:19,575 --> 00:57:20,895 How are you? 919 00:57:21,495 --> 00:57:23,335 - You're fitting in? - Making friends? 920 00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:36,295 They're hot in their swimsuits? 921 00:57:36,455 --> 00:57:38,535 Don't forget to keep one back for me. 922 00:57:38,935 --> 00:57:39,815 Ignore him. 923 00:57:40,055 --> 00:57:42,735 Don't listen, he has a one-track mind. 924 00:57:43,815 --> 00:57:44,495 I miss you. 925 00:57:44,655 --> 00:57:45,735 We miss you too! 926 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:47,255 Miss you like mad. 927 00:57:47,655 --> 00:57:49,135 Chin up, darling! 928 00:57:49,295 --> 00:57:51,455 Look, I gotta go. 929 00:57:52,295 --> 00:57:53,495 Miss you, love ya! 930 00:57:53,655 --> 00:57:55,214 - Love ya! - Take care! 931 00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:56,894 I love you guys, bye. 932 00:58:01,454 --> 00:58:02,654 Seemed weird, right? 933 00:58:02,815 --> 00:58:05,054 Yeah, like it's not going great. 934 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:06,295 Not at all. 935 00:58:16,855 --> 00:58:17,615 Evening. 936 00:58:19,855 --> 00:58:21,215 Amanda, I can't do it. 937 00:58:37,295 --> 00:58:38,735 The girls don't like me. 938 00:58:41,174 --> 00:58:42,254 I can't fit in. 939 00:58:45,654 --> 00:58:47,975 I think I made a mistake. 940 00:58:56,694 --> 00:58:58,814 They'd love it if we give up. 941 00:59:02,735 --> 00:59:03,774 Go to bed now. 942 00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:21,335 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks. 943 00:59:44,454 --> 00:59:45,494 Everybody up! 944 00:59:45,694 --> 00:59:46,494 Inspection! 945 00:59:46,934 --> 00:59:48,974 Open your bags for me to search. 946 00:59:49,534 --> 00:59:50,454 I'm waiting! 947 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:53,854 I lied, she's not on drugs. 948 00:59:54,014 --> 00:59:54,694 What? 949 00:59:54,854 --> 00:59:56,094 PACA, she can't hurt you. 950 00:59:57,254 --> 00:59:58,374 Open that case. 951 01:00:00,654 --> 01:00:01,614 There's no key. 952 01:00:01,774 --> 01:00:03,054 Forget it, really. 953 01:00:03,214 --> 01:00:04,854 As I said, I just... 954 01:00:05,014 --> 01:00:07,534 I thought she stole my mascara. I imagined stuff. 955 01:00:07,694 --> 01:00:10,374 When I don't sleep 8 hours, I... 956 01:00:10,534 --> 01:00:11,574 It's all good. 957 01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:12,734 Sure, PACA. 958 01:00:12,894 --> 01:00:13,894 Open the case. 959 01:00:14,054 --> 01:00:14,934 Right now! 960 01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:16,174 You have no right. 961 01:00:17,134 --> 01:00:18,894 - I'm looking for drugs. - Drugs? 962 01:00:19,054 --> 01:00:20,254 You told me... 963 01:00:20,414 --> 01:00:21,493 What is this? 964 01:00:21,654 --> 01:00:22,734 I said nothing. 965 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:25,014 You're on it too. I'll call the cops. 966 01:00:25,294 --> 01:00:26,413 Sure, do it. 967 01:00:27,253 --> 01:00:29,574 We'll be delighted to explain how a man 968 01:00:29,734 --> 01:00:33,174 burst into the room of two defenseless women at 5 am, 969 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:34,974 abusing his power 970 01:00:35,134 --> 01:00:37,254 to violate their privacy without consent. 971 01:00:37,734 --> 01:00:38,533 You're cracked. 972 01:00:38,694 --> 01:00:40,054 What's going on here? 973 01:00:40,854 --> 01:00:41,854 Why are you here? 974 01:00:42,094 --> 01:00:44,254 This room's a shooting-up space. 975 01:00:44,413 --> 01:00:45,094 What? 976 01:00:45,253 --> 01:00:46,854 - Ile-de-France is a druggie. - No! 977 01:00:48,373 --> 01:00:49,534 I lied. 978 01:00:50,053 --> 01:00:51,054 It's my fault. 979 01:00:51,454 --> 01:00:53,614 I slandered Alexandra. She's blameless. 980 01:00:54,613 --> 01:00:55,494 Don't, PACA. 981 01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:57,133 It's over. 982 01:00:57,414 --> 01:00:58,693 Amanda, I lied. 983 01:00:59,854 --> 01:01:00,853 From the start. 984 01:01:01,974 --> 01:01:02,893 I'm the liar. 985 01:01:03,334 --> 01:01:04,134 No, I'm... 986 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:05,854 I said, I'm the liar. 987 01:01:07,294 --> 01:01:08,614 This is loony tunes. 988 01:01:08,974 --> 01:01:09,853 Blame me. 989 01:01:10,414 --> 01:01:11,254 It's on me. 990 01:01:11,854 --> 01:01:13,333 - Madness. - No, team spirit. 991 01:01:13,853 --> 01:01:15,773 I'm glad to see it at last. 992 01:01:16,453 --> 01:01:19,013 Let's forget your nocturnal serenade 993 01:01:19,174 --> 01:01:21,173 and let these girls get some rest. 994 01:01:23,773 --> 01:01:25,213 Bertrand, thank you. 995 01:01:32,014 --> 01:01:33,853 Sleep. Alarm call in one hour. 996 01:01:50,173 --> 01:01:51,934 You were ready to give up? 997 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,453 Nobody suspects. 998 01:02:01,693 --> 01:02:02,653 You know? 999 01:02:07,093 --> 01:02:08,293 Hang in there. 1000 01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:10,173 Make that final. 1001 01:02:12,933 --> 01:02:14,253 Against me, obviously. 1002 01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:50,493 The last one was good. 1003 01:02:52,653 --> 01:02:56,052 #couscousglam #dontworrybehappy. My community will love it. 1004 01:02:57,093 --> 01:02:58,613 Only vegetables, please. 1005 01:02:59,213 --> 01:03:01,373 Insane! 1,000 views in 10 seconds. 1006 01:03:01,533 --> 01:03:02,213 Let's see. 1007 01:03:02,373 --> 01:03:03,053 Dammit. 1008 01:03:04,373 --> 01:03:05,973 You'll blow 'em away. 1009 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,973 Miss Corsica's adorable. 1010 01:03:08,532 --> 01:03:10,373 Looks mean, but so sweet. 1011 01:03:10,533 --> 01:03:11,532 With that mug? 1012 01:03:11,693 --> 01:03:13,572 She had more followers than me. 1013 01:03:13,733 --> 01:03:16,572 When Caroline de Maigret reposted me, I jumped ahead. 1014 01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,053 Maigret reposted you? 1015 01:03:18,213 --> 01:03:19,173 Shit! 1016 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:21,492 Is she smoking? 1017 01:03:22,452 --> 01:03:23,652 Sorry, darlings, sorry. 1018 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,172 A Colombian broke the truce 1019 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,933 over some issue with a wig. 1020 01:03:28,092 --> 01:03:30,893 Worse than Escobar. Carnage at the office. 1021 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:33,773 Darling, I missed you! 1022 01:03:34,773 --> 01:03:36,892 I don't get it, the office? 1023 01:03:37,053 --> 01:03:38,052 You've lost weight. 1024 01:03:38,212 --> 01:03:40,972 What about your beauty salon dreams? 1025 01:03:41,452 --> 01:03:44,692 Waxing desperate housewives all day is no dream. 1026 01:03:45,772 --> 01:03:47,692 And Danièle was always on my case. 1027 01:03:47,853 --> 01:03:49,173 Lola, be polite. 1028 01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:50,412 Lola, your skirt. 1029 01:03:50,572 --> 01:03:51,972 Lola, your chewing gum. 1030 01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:55,773 When power is concentrated in one person's hands, 1031 01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:57,492 it's a dictatorship. 1032 01:03:58,132 --> 01:04:00,412 I resisted. I slapped my bag in her face. 1033 01:04:00,573 --> 01:04:01,893 And I walked out. 1034 01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:04,452 Now I'm my own boss. 1035 01:04:04,612 --> 01:04:06,772 Better all round. Right, boys? 1036 01:04:06,933 --> 01:04:07,692 I told you. 1037 01:04:07,852 --> 01:04:09,333 - She was like... - Grouchy. 1038 01:04:09,492 --> 01:04:12,532 - You want my bag in your face? - What did I say? 1039 01:04:13,653 --> 01:04:15,132 Tomorrow, they're filming me. 1040 01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:16,653 For the primetime slot. 1041 01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:17,692 Banging. 1042 01:04:18,213 --> 01:04:20,452 They want to talk to my family. 1043 01:04:20,613 --> 01:04:21,252 Family? 1044 01:04:21,412 --> 01:04:22,412 You guys. 1045 01:04:24,772 --> 01:04:25,652 Seriously? 1046 01:04:25,812 --> 01:04:26,812 Just a couple hours. 1047 01:04:26,972 --> 01:04:30,292 Don't worry, the place just needs a quick clean. 1048 01:04:31,452 --> 01:04:32,972 You think it's dirty now? 1049 01:04:33,132 --> 01:04:33,772 Got it. 1050 01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,052 My outfit. 1051 01:04:36,212 --> 01:04:38,132 Bye bye, Caitlin Jenner. 1052 01:04:38,692 --> 01:04:41,972 Welcome Lola, Empress of East Paris. 1053 01:04:42,972 --> 01:04:44,092 Empress of the East! 1054 01:04:45,412 --> 01:04:47,332 Lola, I didn't mention you. 1055 01:04:48,572 --> 01:04:49,492 What? 1056 01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:51,612 You understand, it's... 1057 01:04:51,772 --> 01:04:53,852 Mainstream audiences won't like it. 1058 01:04:56,252 --> 01:04:58,212 - Main what? - Mainstream. 1059 01:04:58,492 --> 01:04:59,732 It's for TV. 1060 01:05:00,532 --> 01:05:02,372 Alright, ratings? 1061 01:05:08,932 --> 01:05:10,332 I'm not very hungry. 1062 01:05:10,932 --> 01:05:11,812 I understand. 1063 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:14,092 Can I get her meatballs? 1064 01:05:16,372 --> 01:05:17,332 Know what? 1065 01:05:17,492 --> 01:05:20,291 Count me out of the song-and-dance for the cameras. 1066 01:05:20,891 --> 01:05:21,611 Action. 1067 01:05:21,971 --> 01:05:24,812 Mom's my best friend, my confidante. 1068 01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:25,931 Our sister? 1069 01:05:26,972 --> 01:05:28,931 - We go back a long way. - Mad. 1070 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:30,172 Very girl. 1071 01:05:31,172 --> 01:05:32,012 Prettiest ever. 1072 01:05:33,412 --> 01:05:34,451 Pretty girl. 1073 01:05:34,612 --> 01:05:35,771 Miss France, for sure. 1074 01:05:38,092 --> 01:05:38,932 It's on you. 1075 01:05:39,692 --> 01:05:40,691 She understands me. 1076 01:05:41,452 --> 01:05:43,532 Better than all my boyfriends. 1077 01:05:44,252 --> 01:05:45,452 Actually... 1078 01:05:47,051 --> 01:05:47,932 What's the line? 1079 01:05:48,731 --> 01:05:50,651 "No man truly understands women." 1080 01:05:53,332 --> 01:05:55,292 Who wrote this claptrap? 1081 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:56,531 I did. 1082 01:05:57,731 --> 01:05:58,532 It's relatable. 1083 01:05:58,691 --> 01:05:59,932 You can't say that. 1084 01:06:00,092 --> 01:06:01,091 Ma'am, we're pros. 1085 01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:02,051 Zip it, buster! 1086 01:06:02,211 --> 01:06:03,611 Don't say that. 1087 01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:06,452 Can we move on? I have 15 more to do. 1088 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,411 We don't have all day, let's move it. 1089 01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:14,651 No man knows what a woman's thinking. 1090 01:06:17,492 --> 01:06:18,611 Alright. 1091 01:06:20,411 --> 01:06:21,291 Am I wrong? 1092 01:06:21,452 --> 01:06:23,852 Sorry I'm late, darlings. 1093 01:06:24,411 --> 01:06:27,491 I was finishing off a regular, who couldn't come. 1094 01:06:28,292 --> 01:06:30,291 Sorry, I wasn't invited? 1095 01:06:33,011 --> 01:06:34,292 My name's Lola. 1096 01:06:34,811 --> 01:06:37,091 I'm a hooker. In the woods. 1097 01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:39,371 What is this family? 1098 01:06:40,491 --> 01:06:42,332 When I met Alex, she was a grub. 1099 01:06:42,611 --> 01:06:44,091 No life skills. 1100 01:06:45,572 --> 01:06:46,892 But such grace. 1101 01:06:48,451 --> 01:06:50,331 I was the first to believe in her. 1102 01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:52,531 And she never judged me. 1103 01:06:53,011 --> 01:06:53,731 Never. 1104 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:57,211 The girl who won't turn her back on you. 1105 01:07:00,011 --> 01:07:01,251 People change. 1106 01:07:02,171 --> 01:07:04,571 You're disappointed, so you drink to forget. 1107 01:07:06,131 --> 01:07:09,091 I like old-school values. Friendship, for example. 1108 01:07:10,811 --> 01:07:12,331 Another cliché fantasy. 1109 01:07:13,731 --> 01:07:15,211 I must be over the hill. 1110 01:07:17,171 --> 01:07:18,211 Alright, cut. 1111 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:30,531 Getting tuxed up for that. Never again. 1112 01:07:31,251 --> 01:07:33,011 I'll tell her to take me out. 1113 01:07:33,171 --> 01:07:35,651 Alex has gone south. She's gone. 1114 01:07:35,811 --> 01:07:37,451 What's wrong with her? 1115 01:07:37,611 --> 01:07:39,331 Those guys are pros? 1116 01:07:43,651 --> 01:07:44,371 You've changed. 1117 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:48,811 I've changed? 1118 01:07:51,931 --> 01:07:54,010 You preferred me the way I was? 1119 01:07:54,651 --> 01:07:56,530 At least you were normal then. 1120 01:07:58,371 --> 01:07:59,371 Normal? 1121 01:08:00,811 --> 01:08:03,531 So normal that people stared at me, insulted me. 1122 01:08:03,691 --> 01:08:05,571 I was unhappy. That's normal? 1123 01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,651 I have a chance to break out. 1124 01:08:12,531 --> 01:08:15,091 You want me to rot here with you, in fact. 1125 01:08:16,771 --> 01:08:18,610 A social outcast for life. 1126 01:08:19,891 --> 01:08:21,211 Not for me, thanks. 1127 01:08:21,571 --> 01:08:23,170 I don't want that life. 1128 01:08:42,050 --> 01:08:43,651 St. Pierre, please. 1129 01:08:44,210 --> 01:08:45,530 Not now, the hands. 1130 01:08:45,691 --> 01:08:47,971 - Sorry I'm late. - Too late! 3rd time. 1131 01:08:48,130 --> 01:08:49,490 Your tough luck. 1132 01:08:49,651 --> 01:08:51,010 Come back next time. 1133 01:08:52,051 --> 01:08:53,050 Pardon me? 1134 01:08:54,451 --> 01:08:55,810 Give us a second, please. 1135 01:09:06,211 --> 01:09:07,330 What's going on? 1136 01:09:08,731 --> 01:09:09,890 It's my family. 1137 01:09:10,690 --> 01:09:12,770 They're mad at me for making it. 1138 01:09:13,210 --> 01:09:14,250 I don't get it. 1139 01:09:14,890 --> 01:09:16,890 They say I've changed, but no. 1140 01:09:18,610 --> 01:09:19,970 I'm just flying. 1141 01:09:20,930 --> 01:09:23,650 Lots of followers. I get on with the girls. 1142 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:25,170 People stop me for selfies. 1143 01:09:25,690 --> 01:09:27,570 Listen to you. Followers, flying... 1144 01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:29,010 No, you're not flying. 1145 01:09:29,170 --> 01:09:30,250 We'd know. 1146 01:09:31,090 --> 01:09:33,930 I wonder why I ever believed in you. 1147 01:09:35,170 --> 01:09:37,050 You don't decide. The public does. 1148 01:09:39,330 --> 01:09:40,810 You wanted to be someone? 1149 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,770 You're becoming a no one. 1150 01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:28,650 This is Daddy. 1151 01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:43,809 Is that you? 1152 01:10:45,690 --> 01:10:46,970 What's with chick garb? 1153 01:10:50,409 --> 01:10:51,810 Hey, you look good. 1154 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:53,809 I appreciate it. 1155 01:10:54,769 --> 01:10:55,969 You don't feel good? 1156 01:10:56,130 --> 01:10:57,009 Fine, thanks. 1157 01:10:57,169 --> 01:10:58,050 You're sure? 1158 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,889 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 1159 01:11:08,370 --> 01:11:09,049 Don't. 1160 01:11:09,210 --> 01:11:12,049 You can't refuse a consoling kiss. 1161 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:13,729 Don't be shy. 1162 01:11:14,490 --> 01:11:15,169 Let me. 1163 01:11:16,129 --> 01:11:16,809 Stop, please! 1164 01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:18,169 Stop. 1165 01:11:18,330 --> 01:11:19,770 Stop what? What's going on? 1166 01:11:22,290 --> 01:11:24,009 Look at what you're wearing. 1167 01:11:26,809 --> 01:11:28,009 Look at you. 1168 01:11:28,489 --> 01:11:29,970 You're sick, right? 1169 01:11:30,129 --> 01:11:31,369 Go get help. 1170 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:47,929 What will we do with you? 1171 01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:51,609 You won't even toe the line 1172 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:56,569 Looking like your dad, your hair swept back 1173 01:11:56,769 --> 01:12:01,009 You're nothing, nothing, nothing like a woman 1174 01:12:03,369 --> 01:12:04,529 Like a woman 1175 01:12:07,529 --> 01:12:09,769 What about your breasts? 1176 01:12:11,049 --> 01:12:13,049 The feline arch of your back? 1177 01:12:14,569 --> 01:12:18,049 Part wet nurse, part streetwalker 1178 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:22,689 Behave, behave, behave like a woman 1179 01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:26,329 Like a woman 1180 01:12:32,729 --> 01:12:35,648 I don't have what it takes 1181 01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:38,809 I can't carry off 1182 01:12:39,848 --> 01:12:43,328 being a woman of my times 1183 01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:47,648 These really are curious times 1184 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:40,049 Where the heck are you going? 1185 01:13:41,408 --> 01:13:43,368 To walk the streets. It's my fate. 1186 01:13:46,208 --> 01:13:47,528 You know your rates? 1187 01:13:55,568 --> 01:13:56,808 You're worth 100. 1188 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,089 Newbie. 1189 01:14:00,449 --> 01:14:02,048 Learn to fight back. 1190 01:14:03,929 --> 01:14:05,048 But you're young. 1191 01:14:05,849 --> 01:14:08,368 And with your male organ, you'll be fine. 1192 01:14:09,648 --> 01:14:12,288 Nothing ethnic marks you down. 1193 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:14,168 Let's say 80. 1194 01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:18,728 Smooth skin. 90. 1195 01:14:19,528 --> 01:14:20,688 But watch out... 1196 01:14:21,768 --> 01:14:23,248 Every five years, 20% off. 1197 01:14:23,408 --> 01:14:25,088 Yup, your value declines. 1198 01:14:26,608 --> 01:14:28,128 Make sure you save. 1199 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,248 I never did. 1200 01:14:33,568 --> 01:14:35,568 See? I'm still here. 1201 01:14:39,368 --> 01:14:41,168 I started out at 80. 1202 01:14:43,568 --> 01:14:45,048 Now I can get 13. 1203 01:14:47,688 --> 01:14:48,768 Still up for it? 1204 01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:55,768 Go home. 1205 01:14:56,848 --> 01:14:57,808 Sorry. 1206 01:15:02,688 --> 01:15:03,448 Come on. 1207 01:15:37,528 --> 01:15:38,488 Give that back! 1208 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,088 Butt out! 1209 01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,528 You're still here? 1210 01:15:44,647 --> 01:15:46,128 Move your ass. Go see Barbie! 1211 01:15:46,288 --> 01:15:47,647 I'm nothing special. 1212 01:15:47,807 --> 01:15:49,127 You are special. 1213 01:15:49,288 --> 01:15:51,247 Amanda said I'm hollow, futile. 1214 01:15:51,407 --> 01:15:52,087 Look at me. 1215 01:15:52,288 --> 01:15:52,967 Leave me alone. 1216 01:15:53,128 --> 01:15:56,047 I know why you did it. I know why you'll go. 1217 01:15:56,207 --> 01:15:58,007 I know why you'll go! 1218 01:16:01,607 --> 01:16:02,447 Open up. 1219 01:16:04,247 --> 01:16:05,848 Alex, I'm sorry. 1220 01:16:10,127 --> 01:16:11,447 You are special. 1221 01:16:12,287 --> 01:16:13,087 Stop that. 1222 01:16:14,327 --> 01:16:15,407 You're lying. 1223 01:16:17,488 --> 01:16:18,367 Lying like them. 1224 01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:23,008 My parents always told me that, as a kid. 1225 01:16:25,528 --> 01:16:28,048 There weren't boy's dreams and girl's dreams. 1226 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:32,567 I could do anything, accomplish anything. 1227 01:16:35,327 --> 01:16:36,927 They were bullshitting me. 1228 01:16:42,087 --> 01:16:45,087 I'm not a man. I'm not a woman. 1229 01:16:47,407 --> 01:16:49,127 And that, you know, is... 1230 01:16:50,287 --> 01:16:51,887 That's for real. 1231 01:16:55,327 --> 01:16:57,207 No one will fall in love with me. 1232 01:17:03,767 --> 01:17:06,207 I don't want to end up alone like you. 1233 01:17:15,847 --> 01:17:17,807 35 years ago, I... 1234 01:17:19,967 --> 01:17:21,727 I dropped everything for a man. 1235 01:17:24,247 --> 01:17:26,487 I turned my back on my family. 1236 01:17:28,247 --> 01:17:29,607 My job. 1237 01:17:30,887 --> 01:17:32,367 Money... 1238 01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:34,686 Friends... 1239 01:17:37,967 --> 01:17:39,407 My goals as a woman. 1240 01:17:44,247 --> 01:17:45,846 I'd have died for him. 1241 01:17:46,887 --> 01:17:48,887 And one day, he left me. 1242 01:17:52,647 --> 01:17:54,327 I never got over it. 1243 01:17:56,727 --> 01:18:00,167 I never let anyone near me again. I thought... 1244 01:18:00,527 --> 01:18:03,287 I thought I deserved the rejection. 1245 01:18:05,807 --> 01:18:07,887 You're making the same mistake as me. 1246 01:18:21,126 --> 01:18:23,086 Never let anyone else 1247 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,046 determine your value. 1248 01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:28,647 Time goes by so fast. 1249 01:18:29,326 --> 01:18:31,527 So move your ass, get dressed 1250 01:18:31,686 --> 01:18:32,646 and get down there! 1251 01:18:32,806 --> 01:18:34,246 That's all I have to say. 1252 01:18:53,206 --> 01:18:55,966 - I tried to revive her. - She had seizures before? 1253 01:18:56,127 --> 01:18:57,526 Don't know. What's wrong? 1254 01:18:57,687 --> 01:19:00,166 Bring to ER her ID and healthcare card, 1255 01:19:00,326 --> 01:19:01,846 and recent test results. 1256 01:19:02,006 --> 01:19:03,126 I'm on it. 1257 01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:05,286 Where are you going? 1258 01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:06,526 She's my mother. 1259 01:19:06,686 --> 01:19:08,646 - Where are they taking her? - Who knows? 1260 01:19:20,246 --> 01:19:21,886 I'll go get her documents. 1261 01:19:50,246 --> 01:19:51,046 Thanks, girls. 1262 01:19:51,206 --> 01:19:52,886 Finalists' choreography now. 1263 01:19:53,045 --> 01:19:56,006 Contestants 9-13 on set. Everyone else, new outfits. 1264 01:19:56,206 --> 01:19:58,166 Pays-de-Loire, nipple pasties, please. 1265 01:19:58,846 --> 01:20:00,446 Anyone seen Ile-de-France? 1266 01:20:02,726 --> 01:20:04,286 Yes, getting her hair done. 1267 01:20:04,526 --> 01:20:05,405 Thanks. 1268 01:20:05,885 --> 01:20:07,325 Kevin, next up. 1269 01:20:07,486 --> 01:20:08,525 Réunion! 1270 01:20:08,686 --> 01:20:09,605 More elegant. 1271 01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:55,725 I found this on her desk. 1272 01:21:13,005 --> 01:21:15,806 When she wakes up, she won't want to see you here. 1273 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:23,246 Go. 1274 01:21:23,885 --> 01:21:24,765 Hurry. 1275 01:21:32,725 --> 01:21:33,725 No time! 1276 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:37,765 Ile-de-France is missing. 1277 01:21:37,925 --> 01:21:39,005 You really saw her? 1278 01:21:39,205 --> 01:21:40,445 We go live in 3 hours. 1279 01:21:40,605 --> 01:21:41,605 I know. 1280 01:21:44,765 --> 01:21:45,765 Call the understudy. 1281 01:21:51,965 --> 01:21:52,925 Let's go! 1282 01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:56,325 I'm going live! 1283 01:22:25,045 --> 01:22:26,325 Here I am! 1284 01:22:32,764 --> 01:22:34,005 I came as fast as I could. 1285 01:22:34,165 --> 01:22:36,445 The cabbie stuck to the speed limits! 1286 01:22:36,604 --> 01:22:38,205 No shower, just lavender. 1287 01:22:43,804 --> 01:22:45,165 I waxed in the cab. 1288 01:22:45,325 --> 01:22:47,884 Maybe went a bit hard, got a rash, but I'm pumped. 1289 01:22:49,845 --> 01:22:51,085 - Thanks. - No problem. 1290 01:22:51,484 --> 01:22:52,725 We'll call tomorrow. 1291 01:22:56,085 --> 01:22:58,564 We'll discuss this later. Go get changed. 1292 01:23:00,645 --> 01:23:01,684 Run! 1293 01:23:03,285 --> 01:23:05,284 - Amanda, what time tomorrow? - 30 minutes! 1294 01:23:06,205 --> 01:23:07,484 30 minutes? Tomorrow? 1295 01:23:18,164 --> 01:23:20,164 30 seconds to primetime live. 1296 01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:41,684 Twitter's tweeting. 1297 01:23:42,244 --> 01:23:44,284 Set, 5... 4... 1298 01:23:46,564 --> 01:23:47,204 Cue set! 1299 01:23:51,325 --> 01:23:53,564 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1300 01:23:53,724 --> 01:23:57,044 and welcome to the 52nd Miss France pageant! 1301 01:24:02,284 --> 01:24:03,964 Where'd you get a TV? 1302 01:24:04,244 --> 01:24:05,924 Old Sleeping Beauty next door. 1303 01:24:06,564 --> 01:24:10,124 I just hope I didn't unplug her. The cables were tangled. 1304 01:24:11,804 --> 01:24:12,964 That's it. 1305 01:24:14,004 --> 01:24:16,804 Look, it's Sylvie. That's what I call a woman! 1306 01:24:16,964 --> 01:24:18,084 Our all-female jury. 1307 01:24:18,244 --> 01:24:18,884 Wowser! 1308 01:24:19,044 --> 01:24:21,124 Chaired by beautiful, talented 1309 01:24:21,284 --> 01:24:23,924 Vaimalama Chaves, Miss France 2019! 1310 01:24:26,204 --> 01:24:27,484 Cute Miss France! 1311 01:24:27,644 --> 01:24:28,524 She's hot. 1312 01:24:28,684 --> 01:24:32,164 The jury's and public's votes count equally 1313 01:24:32,324 --> 01:24:33,644 to choose Miss France 2020. 1314 01:24:36,284 --> 01:24:38,684 This year, for the very first time, 1315 01:24:38,844 --> 01:24:41,244 the Miss France trip was environmentally themed. 1316 01:24:41,404 --> 01:24:42,924 Reduced carbon footprint. 1317 01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:44,484 I told you, baby seals. 1318 01:24:44,764 --> 01:24:45,564 That's good. 1319 01:24:45,723 --> 01:24:47,724 I had the idea first. I knew it. 1320 01:24:47,883 --> 01:24:48,963 I totally felt it. 1321 01:24:49,124 --> 01:24:51,084 The cause was hugely popular. 1322 01:24:51,243 --> 01:24:54,444 On social media, we beat all our records. 1323 01:24:54,603 --> 01:24:56,163 No kidding it was a hit. 1324 01:24:56,924 --> 01:24:58,124 Great idea, going green. 1325 01:24:58,284 --> 01:24:59,724 Yes, a great idea we had. 1326 01:25:01,724 --> 01:25:02,804 Moving swiftly on, 1327 01:25:02,964 --> 01:25:04,563 let's go save the planet 1328 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:06,084 Stand by trip. 1329 01:25:06,243 --> 01:25:07,083 Watch. 1330 01:25:11,964 --> 01:25:13,203 Cue trip. 1331 01:25:19,044 --> 01:25:20,444 - Nice. - That's good. 1332 01:25:20,604 --> 01:25:21,804 That's really good. 1333 01:25:22,563 --> 01:25:24,764 Miss Alsace isn't bad either. Look! 1334 01:25:25,443 --> 01:25:26,804 Miss Alsace, kaboom. 1335 01:25:28,244 --> 01:25:28,884 Dreamy! 1336 01:25:50,124 --> 01:25:51,243 Stand by set. 1337 01:25:51,963 --> 01:25:54,003 Beauty and elegance now, 1338 01:25:54,163 --> 01:25:56,883 as we join our contestants for our first tableau. 1339 01:25:57,043 --> 01:25:57,963 Let's go! 1340 01:26:02,844 --> 01:26:04,164 Love it. 1341 01:26:04,524 --> 01:26:05,683 That's heaven. 1342 01:26:05,844 --> 01:26:07,963 - Like they're angels. - Heaven! 1343 01:27:18,323 --> 01:27:19,442 Fabulous! 1344 01:27:44,083 --> 01:27:46,243 I bet you one of them's single. 1345 01:27:46,403 --> 01:27:47,882 No fucking in heaven. 1346 01:27:48,043 --> 01:27:49,442 You ever been there? 1347 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:05,802 - That one. - Miss Corsica! 1348 01:28:05,963 --> 01:28:07,242 That's Miss Corsica? 1349 01:28:11,322 --> 01:28:13,043 The matadors, my favorite. 1350 01:28:13,442 --> 01:28:14,562 It was my idea. 1351 01:28:19,842 --> 01:28:21,602 Check it out! 1352 01:28:52,202 --> 01:28:53,402 All together! 1353 01:28:59,082 --> 01:29:00,522 Princess! 1354 01:29:01,562 --> 01:29:04,002 She learned the walk on Drag Street! 1355 01:29:07,802 --> 01:29:10,042 Not bad, I guess, Miss Ile-de-France. 1356 01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:25,482 The atmosphere is insane here. 1357 01:29:26,082 --> 01:29:26,882 Stay tuned. 1358 01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:28,202 After the break, 1359 01:29:28,362 --> 01:29:29,442 meet the contestants. 1360 01:29:29,882 --> 01:29:31,322 Twitter's going nuts. 1361 01:30:04,201 --> 01:30:07,602 Round one is over, the votes are in. 1362 01:30:08,281 --> 01:30:10,242 We have our six finalists, 1363 01:30:10,402 --> 01:30:12,922 one of whom will be crowned Miss France 2020. 1364 01:30:13,081 --> 01:30:14,401 I'll call them down... 1365 01:30:15,082 --> 01:30:16,282 Who's your money on? 1366 01:30:16,441 --> 01:30:17,722 For me, it's PACA. 1367 01:30:29,321 --> 01:30:31,241 The first Miss to be chosen 1368 01:30:31,402 --> 01:30:32,242 is Miss... 1369 01:30:38,641 --> 01:30:40,642 Miss Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur! 1370 01:30:40,801 --> 01:30:42,802 - For sure. - Guaranteed. 1371 01:30:42,961 --> 01:30:44,281 Told you so. 1372 01:30:44,801 --> 01:30:45,961 Atomic. 1373 01:30:48,401 --> 01:30:49,121 Miss Normandy! 1374 01:30:49,841 --> 01:30:51,241 That's a surprise. 1375 01:30:53,602 --> 01:30:55,321 Miss Brittany, let her go. 1376 01:30:55,481 --> 01:30:57,161 Come down here, Miss Normandy. 1377 01:30:58,402 --> 01:31:00,281 Miss Pays-de-Loire! 1378 01:31:01,522 --> 01:31:02,641 Magnificent. 1379 01:31:02,921 --> 01:31:04,081 Obvious choice. 1380 01:31:04,601 --> 01:31:06,322 - Obvious? - She's fresh! 1381 01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:09,082 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 1382 01:31:10,121 --> 01:31:11,362 People like simplicity. 1383 01:31:11,521 --> 01:31:13,521 That takes simple to another level. 1384 01:31:13,881 --> 01:31:14,801 It's neuronal. 1385 01:31:14,961 --> 01:31:16,001 Lots of surprises. 1386 01:31:16,201 --> 01:31:18,561 Lots of emotion at the Miss France pageant. 1387 01:31:23,881 --> 01:31:24,601 Corsica! 1388 01:31:28,681 --> 01:31:31,881 - No kidding. - Most likely, they got death threats. 1389 01:31:32,041 --> 01:31:33,241 I told her to keep calm. 1390 01:31:33,881 --> 01:31:37,001 Last but not least at this stage... 1391 01:32:00,681 --> 01:32:02,481 - She's got something. - Beautiful. 1392 01:32:06,161 --> 01:32:07,800 We're in the final! 1393 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:13,440 Help yourself, guys. On the house! 1394 01:32:13,601 --> 01:32:14,681 Let's not forget 1395 01:32:14,841 --> 01:32:17,681 our ten contestants who lit up tonight's pageant... 1396 01:32:17,841 --> 01:32:20,520 Thank you all, see you at the end 1397 01:32:20,681 --> 01:32:22,161 for the coronation. 1398 01:32:36,521 --> 01:32:38,961 Now, our finalists will introduce themselves. 1399 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:41,121 Let's hear it for... 1400 01:32:41,921 --> 01:32:43,161 Don't cry, Lola. 1401 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,080 She's doing great. 1402 01:32:47,561 --> 01:32:48,521 Good evening. 1403 01:32:50,601 --> 01:32:54,681 Honestly, it's been a marvelous adventure. 1404 01:32:55,161 --> 01:32:56,560 Completely unexpected. 1405 01:33:03,081 --> 01:33:04,600 I'd like to thank 1406 01:33:04,761 --> 01:33:06,400 all the other contestants 1407 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,320 and tell them that after the show, 1408 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:12,520 crowned or otherwise, 1409 01:33:12,681 --> 01:33:14,841 a little of them will go with me. 1410 01:33:15,081 --> 01:33:16,641 Thanks, Miss PACA. 1411 01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:18,760 The girl's got it all. 1412 01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:23,880 Now, Miss Ile-de-France. 1413 01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,800 Please, join me here. 1414 01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,161 C'mon, buddy. 1415 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,320 Miss Ile-de-France, it's your turn. 1416 01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:37,401 Let's hear it for her. 1417 01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:39,840 Don't be shy, you'll be fine. 1418 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,960 Quit buffering. Do it. 1419 01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:42,840 Stress. 1420 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,880 - Call him. - I can't, he's live on TV. 1421 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:47,840 You think his dress has pockets? 1422 01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:58,440 Good evening, 1423 01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:01,240 why did you enter the Miss France pageant? 1424 01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,560 To get to know myself. 1425 01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:11,480 Every year, Amanda goes on a quest 1426 01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,400 for the word that best defines femininity. 1427 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,440 What would your word be? 1428 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:28,720 For me, femininity is... 1429 01:35:01,319 --> 01:35:02,519 Mom and dad... 1430 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,560 How lucky I was to be so loved. 1431 01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:12,479 You are my light here. 1432 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,520 It was very hard after you were gone. 1433 01:35:23,559 --> 01:35:26,159 Very difficult to keep that light alive. 1434 01:35:32,639 --> 01:35:33,879 She's in the final. 1435 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:38,000 I'm proud of who I became thanks to you. 1436 01:35:38,679 --> 01:35:39,719 So... 1437 01:35:40,559 --> 01:35:43,079 Alexandre lost his light. 1438 01:35:53,319 --> 01:35:55,239 Alexandra lost her light. 1439 01:35:59,159 --> 01:36:00,320 What the hell? 1440 01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:03,039 Surely she won't... 1441 01:36:23,959 --> 01:36:24,959 She's a man? 1442 01:36:26,399 --> 01:36:27,039 Gosh! 1443 01:36:37,359 --> 01:36:39,439 - Go back to the studio? - Obviously! 1444 01:36:39,599 --> 01:36:40,799 What else can we do? 1445 01:36:40,959 --> 01:36:42,679 - Keep going. - How come? 1446 01:36:44,159 --> 01:36:45,479 Get off, filthy tranny! 1447 01:37:10,198 --> 01:37:11,199 You knew. 1448 01:37:12,238 --> 01:37:15,519 Focus on style, miss out on substance. 1449 01:37:30,399 --> 01:37:32,119 Unbelievable, doing this to me. 1450 01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:38,319 Here. It's all in there. 1451 01:37:41,479 --> 01:37:43,039 Mister President... 1452 01:39:24,238 --> 01:39:25,398 Courage. 1453 01:47:20,750 --> 01:47:22,750 Subtitles: Simon John 1454 01:47:22,917 --> 01:47:24,667 Subtitling: HIVENTY 93939