All language subtitles for Meant.to.Be.Broken.2018.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

(dramatic upbeat music)

(vintage camera clicking)

(upbeat Jazz music)

♪ Since you're gone. ♪

♪ I miss smiling. ♪

♪ Wasting the night away ♪

♪ Now it's long and dark without
you ♪

♪ Since you're gone ♪

♪ I miss laughing ♪

♪ Wasting my days away ♪

♪ With a walk in the park with
that too ♪

♪ I tell you I miss you so ♪

♪ But words can only travel so
far ♪

♪ No more sympathetic eyes ♪

♪ To catch me when I'm falling
down. ♪

(upbeat Jazz music)

(upbeat Jazz music)

♪ What are memories ♪

♪ If not hope for the future ♪

♪ All this time spent
watching the front door ♪

♪ And waiting for you ♪

♪ But I know you'll never show
up ♪

♪ And watch each other grow up ♪

♪ Now the trials of life
seems so dreary alone ♪

♪ There's no one to
hear me crying for you ♪

♪ Ooh I'm crying ♪

- Wanna see a trick?

- That's impressive.
But you know, you should be
careful.

It's illegal to perform on the
street

before 9:00 AM in New York.

- Well, I make about 20
bucks an hour out here.

If I don't start till
9:00, I'll be short 20.

Unless you'd like to contribute
20 bucks.

- I would really, I just, I
don't carry cash in the city.

- Wanna see another tick?

- Oh, okay.

Now you gotta promise you wait
till 9:00.

Otherwise, I'm an accessory
in this transaction.

- 9:00 o'clock.

- Okay.

- [Street Performer] Do you like
magic?

Wanna see a trick?

(phone ringing)

- That's a long cold you've had.

- Yeah, it's probably just a
head cold

or some kind of allergy.

But the weekend's coming up.

I think I'll be fine.

- After that 5% performance
raise, huh.

You think that's a good idea?

Taking the weekend off?

Not really doing much.

Hey, Harv.

Harvey, I'm talking to you man.

Harv. Harvey.

(Harvey thuds)

Harv.

- Mr. Harrington, how are
things?

- Well, pretty good I guess,
all things considering.

- I guess that's why you're
here.

- Yes. Yes.

- We did get your test results.

There's absolutely nothing to
worry about.

Just a routine visit.

- I hope so. I'm kind of
on pins and needles here.

- Promise we'll get that all
sorted.

- I think it's that, that one
there.

- That's your name.

So let's check these bad boys
out.

(gentle somber music)

(Mark sighing heavily)

You can do this.

You can do this.

- Mark.

(gentle somber music)

- It's a tumor.

(gentle somber music)

A brain tumor.

(gentle somber music)

It's inoperable.

- I'm sorry, what are you
saying?

- That it's a tumor.

A brain tumor.

And it's inoperable.

(gentle somber music)
(Mark sobbing)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just, I've never had to do
this.

It's a family practice.
- How long?

- Well, I've been here for 11
months now.

- No, Mark.

Prognosis, how long do I have?

- It's extremely difficult to-

- Just tell me.

- A month, a week maybe.

(sobbing) I'm horrible at my
job.

I should have been a vet.

I'm Dr.Crybaby. (crying)

- Hey, Mark.

No. Hey, come on Mark.

You are an amazing doctor.

I'm actually touched by how much
you care.

- You really think so?

- Yes.

(Mark crying)

Okay.

(co-worker crying)

- What are you going to do?

Why are you here?

Why are you at work?

You should be at home with your
friends.

You can't be alone.

You can't be alone.

- But I am here with my friends.

- No, man. With your real
friends.

(co-worker crying)

(gentle somber music)

(phone ringing)

- [Woman] Hello?

Harvey, I know its you.
I can see it on my phone.

What's going on?

(gentle somber music)

♪ Wah ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Groovin' on ♪

♪ I said baby ♪

♪ I know you're on a roll ♪

♪ Sweet honey ♪

♪ Let's take it real slow ♪

- What can I get you?

(man coughing)

- I'll have what he's having.

- [Luke] You and I, we
should get on outta here.

- [Woman] I don't think so.
- Yeah.

- No.
- The only thing difference

between me and a rhinoceros
is that I'm not distinct.

- I don't think so.

- You know, there's a $25
fine for flirting in New York.

- This isn't flirting pal,
right.

This is a short thing.

Mind your own business.

I set this thing up.

I got it on lock and you blew
it.

Maybe I should take you home.

And fuck you. (yells)

I'm just kidding.(chuckles)

I wouldn't pay $25 for that
skank.

Maybe nine and a quarter, but no
more.

Where did you hear a stupid

fucking law like that anyway.

- Oh, I'm a fact checker
at our legal firm.

Oh, I am also a notary public.

- Wow! Put that thing away, you
pervert.

- I used to be all those
things, until today.

- What happened?

You get shit canned on your ass?

- I quit.

Can I get another one of these?

- Mike, put it on my tab.

- What! No, you don't have to do
that.

- I insist.

Luke.

- Harvey.

- So Harv, why did you quit?

Let me guess, this ridiculous
dress code, huh? (chuckles)

- No I quit because I'm dying.

- Whoa! You chose these clothes?

- What's wrong with the
clothes I'm wearing?

- Wait a minute. Did you
just say you're dying?

- Brain tumor, inoperable.

(Luke laughing)

- Oh, shit! You're serious.

That's really cool.

Yeah. You know, you're living
life.

You find out you're dying.
And what do you do?

Instead of ignoring it like so
many of these motherfuckers.

And you quit your pathetic
job stamping shit.

That's, that's something.

- I guess I've never
looked at it that way.

- So Harv, what's the plan?

- The plan?

- What do you wanna do?

Get laid obviously.

Get drunk, sleep out on the
beach.

- That's illegal in South
Carolina

- What getting drunk on
the beach? No it can't be.

Otherwise, nobody would
ever go to South Carolina

- No, no. Sleeping on the beach.

You also can't keep a horse in a
bathtub

- You know a lot of weird
fucking laws.

- In Alabama, you cannot
carry an ice cream cone

in your back pocket.

- Keep the cream up front,
that's what I always say.

- And in New Hampshire, it is
illegal to pay a gambling debt

with clothes you're wearing.

- Now I know you're fucking with
me.

Nobody pays gambling debts.
(chuckles)

- You know Luke, I don't
think I've ever broken

one single rule my entire life.

- That's the saddest
thing I've heard all day.

- And I've never broken the law.

- You want to?

Have you ever fucked in public?

- What? Of course not.

- Cause not a lot of
people know that's illegal.

- Everyone knows that's illegal.

- They don't know that.
- Sure they do.
- How would they know, they
don't work in a law firm

- Because most people are
decent.

- Hey Mike, did you
know that it was illegal

to fuck in public?

- I'm married.

It's illegal to fuck in my own
house.

- That's gross.

- In fact, the boldest
thing that I've ever done

was cut in line at Adventure
Park.

- Isn't that in Miami?

- Yeah. Now that place is
amazing.

- That's your plan.

- What?

- Go back to Adventure Park.

- Oh no, no, no.

I'm not going back.

- Why not?

You're dying, what do you got to
lose?

- I'm not going back to
Adventure Park.

- I'll go with you.

We can break some laws along the
way.

- Luke, I'm not going back.

- Right. Because you've
probably got a family

or some shit, right?

That's why you're here in some
bar

you've never been in before.

The same time that you
find out that you're dying.

Suit yourself Mr. I
wanna play by the rules.

But I intend to fuck life,
right in the titties.

- Yeah. Well wear a condom
because life can be pretty
dirty.

- That will be 42.95.

- I thought Luke was
putting it on his tab.

- Luke doesn't have a tab.

(gentle rhythm and blues music)

- Hey, is that your car?

- It is today.

- So it's a rental?

- Yeah.

- You chose that color?

- Adventure Park?

- Crosswalk.

(upbeat rhythm and blues music)

I gotta stop at my place first.

There's someone I wanna say
goodbye to.

- [Luke] Sure, I understand.

But first we're gonna stop
this one other little spot.

(car machine revving)

- What are we doing?

- Just follow my lead.

Just like dancing.

Here, put this on.

This is easy.

It's kids stuff.

- This is a large

- Hey, there young fella.

We are from the wholesaler.

We've gotten some reports

from some of the stores in the
area that the last drop-off

we made was out of code skunked,
so Bill,

Hey Bill, why don't you head on
back there

and grab those two cases of
Slaughter Ale

and we'll be on the road.

- Oh, oh.

- So we're just gonna
take them off your hands

and then the day delivery guys
will be back in the morning

with some fresh cases.

- Are you sure that ours-

- Oh, yeah.

Take this. (whispers)

Here try that out.

- Oh.
- Whoo, I told you.

What you reading there?

GQ, Guns and Ammo, Blueboy?

- Do you guys want me to
call my boss? I can tell-

- Yeah sure you can
call him if you want to

but we're gonna be out
of your hair in a minute.

And as a matter of fact,

the day delivery guys are
gonna be here in the morning

dropping off some fresh cases.

I think they're supposed to drop
off

a free case for your trouble.

- Oh, okay.

- So you enjoy that Playboy.

- Wait, it's not a Play-
- Take care Skippy.

(door bell rings)

- My name is Rodger.

- Oh, that was ridiculously
easy.

The thing about it is (mumbles),

the more random the scam

or the project as I like to call
it,

the easier it is to get away
with it.

- Are you out of your mind?

They have security cameras in
there.

- And? No one's gonna go out of
their way

to check on a couple of
official looking guys

just taking a few beers.

They never figure that
stuff out and if they do,

they're usually more embarrassed
about it than anything.

The secret is to never
hit the same place twice.

(car doors thudding)

- So you do this all the time?

- Yeah, pass me one of those
will ya?

And crack one open for yourself

We are about to get this
train rolling South.

- Stop.
- Whoa. Are you okay?

- Am I okay? You know Rodger
could get fired for this.

- Who the fuck is Rodger?

- The store clerk.

- How do you know his name?

- He had a name tag.
- It is not that big of a deal,
all right.

It's it's not even like a, a big
law.

- No big deal? We just
stole $150 worth of goods.

You could go to jail for that.

- What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- I'm about to leave your ass
here if you go back in there.

- I am not gonna steal.

- Have fun going to Miami with
Rodger.

- I'm so sorry, Rodger.

Look, I'm paying for the beers,
right.

It's not stealing so we're,
we're good.

- How did you know my name?

(car engine revving)

- You paid for all those beers.

- I am not a thief.

- I thought that was the whole
point.

Some rules are meant to be-
- Some rules, okay.

Uh, jaywalking, spitting at
a seagull, maybe streaking,

but I'm not some sort of a-

- Nazi criminal demon spawn like
me?

- No, no, you make Nazi
criminal demon spawn look good.

I am not cut out for this.

- Okay, I got it.

I had the wrong idea, I'm sorry.

Hop in, we'll figure this out.

(car engine roaring)

- Now just so We understand each
other,

victimless crimes only.

Which means no stealing
and no one gets hurt.

- All right, but from here on
out

you gotta listen to everything I
say.

I cannot get caught. I cannot go
to jail.

So this running back into
the scene of a crime thing

cannot happen again.

Are we in agreement on this?

- Let's see that's roughly eight
States

before we get to Miami.

How many laws do you think we
can break before we get there?

- Really, you're jumping
straight to how many laws

we can break after your
little freak out there.

- Freak out?
- Yeah.

- Who freaked out?
- You freaked out.

- I didn't freak out.

You freaked out worse than
Criss Angel on on bad meth.

It's ridicu-

- Who?

- Wait did you say eight States?

- Yeah.

- Look Harvey, I don't have any
money.

So I don't know how you expect
us

to make it all the way down to
Miami if I-

- Don't worry about it, I got it
covered.

I'll just take some money out of
my 401k.

- You sure?

- No, I'm saving it for my
retirement.

- That's cold, that's cold
but I fucking like it.

- What have we done so far?

Do you have something I can
write on?

- I don't know, probably, why?

- I just wanna make a list.

- Don't put my name on anything.

Probably something in the glove
compartment look in there.

(car trunk thudding)

(tense dramatic music)

- Whoa, whoa, hey hey that's not
real

and besides it's loaded with
blanks.

It's just for scaring the bad
guys, okay.

Look there's a paper and pen

in the glove compartment
underneath there.

Knock yourself out.

- All right let's see,

uh-oh.

- Uh-oh what?
- Uh-oh.

- Harvey.

Harvey.

(serene music)

(woman laughing)

(serene music)

(woman laughing)

- Hey are you okay?

You were out like San
Francisco in the summer.

- I just have to get some
things from upstairs.

(somber music)

- Okay (sighs)

- Your girlfriend's
hot, you still together?

- It's not what you think.

All right, I just gotta
take care of one more thing.

- Okay.

What's the update?

(door creaking)

- Hey girl.

There she is, come on.

Come on girl.

Hey Lucy, daddy's gotta go away
okay.

So Brenda's gonna come
and take care of you.

So you be a good girl.

- I'll handle it.

I will handle it.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

- Hey, are you okay?

- Yeah, just a wrong number.

You ready to go?

(upbeat rock music)

♪ May take a little while
before I get someone new ♪

♪ Meanwhile I'll take my time ♪

♪ I'll take my time with you ♪

♪ No I don't care ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ No I don't care ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

♪ To be the one ♪

- Oh, God.

Oh, my gosh.

How long have we been driving?

- A while.

- And where are we?

- Baltimore. (sniffs)

- Can I ask you something Luke?

Why are you doing this?

You know, I mean, what's in it
for you?

- To a guy like me you
are the perfect partner.

You got nothing to lose.

You don't seem to want
anything from me like money,

I mean and you are smart.

You could have made a real
good criminal, I think.

It's a shame.

(car engine roaring)

- [Harvey] So what are we doing
here?

- We're gonna have a
little retirement party

and you're gonna get the party
favors.

- The party favors?

- Mm-hm, you're gonna
purchase drugs for us to take.

Get as many different kinds
as you can with this money.

The more kinds you get,
the more laws we break.

- And where am I supposed
to get these drugs?

(Luke laughs)

- Jesus!
- For some people.

- We'd like to purchase
some drugs from you.

- Window.

- Sorry, we're interested in
purchasing some drugs from you.

What can I get for $50?

- Some hydro, bag of
(indistinct)
of shit, white stuff,

two mollies, or Lucky K.

- Yes.

- Yes, what?

- Yes, please.

- This gets you one.

(Luke chuckling)

- All right, just give
me a few of them, right.

The best ones you have, the
highest rated.

Whatever you recommend.

- Are you guys fucking with me?

- No, of course not.

- Then you are a cop.

- Hey. Hey. Hey.

- He's a notary public.

- You shut the fuck up.

You know what, this is what you
get

for wasting my time, Harvey.

- Whoa, whoa. Come on
just give me the drugs.

- Play time's over dick heads.

Go the fuck home.

- Wow! (chuckles)

You just fucked up a
super basic drug deal.

♪ Music please ♪
(upbeat rock music)

- Give me my money.

Give me all my money.

Now the drugs.

Give me all your shit.

- Okay.

- You shouldn't take advantage
of people.

Now, clean this up.

♪ Freeze freeze ♪

- Who the fuck are you? (laughs)

- I am not gonna spend a single
second more on this planet

being taken advantage of.

Those days are done.

- What happened to no one gets
hurt?

- Yeah, no one innocent gets
hurt.

- H-bomb!

- Now let's lick the fucking K.

(suspenseful music)

- Harvey fucking Harrington.

(upbeat Electronic music)

(upbeat Electronic music)

(upbeat music in background)

- Let's go and tugging in your
shirt.

You look ridiculous.

(upbeat hiphop music)

Hey, there sweetie.

What's you name?

- Candy.

- Candy. I was right,
that does sound sweet.

What's your real name?

- It's Candy.

I just happen to be born
with a strippers name.

- Ooh, I got a feisty one over
here.

- Hi, I'm Sapphire.

- I'm sure you are.

I want you two to take
good care of my man here.

- Mmmh, what did you have in
mind?

- Take him to the
champagne room. (chuckles)

- This way, time to go.

- Time to go.

(upbeat hip hop music)

- [Stripper] Enjoy the show.

(upbeat hip hop music)

- What do you want us to do
baby?

- I could really use a glass of
water.

- Ooh, he's soft as a kitten.

- You're on something.

- I don't do drugs, ma'am.

- There's something hot down
there.

- I'm a notary public.

(stripper sighs)

I'm sorry ladies.

It's not you.

You're beautiful, really.

I just can't do this.

- You still got to pay 300 for
the room.

- Oh, yes.

Yes, of course.

- Cash or credit, sir.

- My friend has our money.

- Then let's go get your friend.

- What, now?

(upbeat Hip Hop music)

- Is there a problem here,
Stephanie?

- No, no. I just looking for my
friend.

He's got all the money.

- Oh, there he is.

(upbeat rock music)

(car horn honks)

Drive!

(car engine revving)

- Ooh, you did it.

I knew you could.

- Did what? You prick.

- You escaped.

It's a life skill Harvey.

And not everybody has it, but
you do.

- You are an asshole.

- Yeah, yeah. I know.

But you, you are like a
little albino squirrel.

The way you climbed the
window like that is.

And don't forget to write down

your little achievement
on your list, Harvey.

Your list, come on.

- What law did we break,
exactly.

- Well, you attempted to
engage with a prostitute.

- You know what, that
probably doesn't count.

I wasn't able to lift off.

- Oh, no. It counts buddy boy.

Doesn't matter whether
you achieve open or not.

You tried to lift off,
it counts, it counts.

- Prostitution.

- You also got some more shit
for free.

God, you're getting
really good at that, Harv.

- Free shit.

- Yes.

- God, my head is killing me.

- Get some sleep.

We got a lot of room to cover.

- This may have been a mistake.

(footsteps thumping)

- Wake up comrade.

Breakfast is served.

- Oh, my God.

Is this what death feels like?

- Well, if it is, then I've
been dead 60% of the month.

Now, hurry up and eat your
muffin.

We got things to do today.

- What are we doing today?

- Well, Harvey. There is a
particular type of project

that I've always wanted to pull
off

but I've never had the
right partner until now.

Don't touch the hula girl.

- I'm up for anything.

As long as we're not
breaking the same law twice.

- Don't worry, you have
definitely

not broken this law before.

You can take that to the
bank or you could have

if your ATM card and
ID hadn't been stolen.

- Oh, shit.

(Luke chuckles)

Did I knock someone out
yesterday?

- You were this close.

But that's all in the past.

Today, today we're going legit.

(car engine revving)

(door bells pings)

One thing I've learned,

is that once you laminate
something, people trust it

like it came from the
dear grandmother's twat.

- And that means?

- A lot.

Step one, use the good old
fashioned American internet

to find what we want.

Now, we print. (printer
whirring)

We add a little personal touch.

(upbeat music)

(camera clicking)

- Smile. No, I'm kidding.

Look like a Fed.

(camera clicking)

(upbeat music)

Apply a little protection.

(printer whirring)

(upbeat Electronic music)

And now, time to get a new suit,

Special Agent Remington and your
warrant.

- No, one's going to buy this.

- Grandmother's twat.

(door bells pings)

(video game console chittering)

(man sighs)

(man chuckles)

- Shut the fuck up.

He's stronger than he looks.

(man laughs)

And he had a gun.

- (chuckles) This guy?

(man laughs)

- Albany. (tense menacing music)

Harvey, I'm going to kill you.

(tense menacing music)

(upbeat music)

- Good afternoon, I'm
Special Agent, Pulaski.

This is Special Agent,
Remington.

We're with the FBI.

Can we please speak with
the Head of your IT?

- Can I ask what this is in
reference to?

- We have to be absolutely
confidential

with the information we
disclose.

I'm sure you understand.

Please just get him or her.

This will only take a
moment of their time.

- Yes, of course. Right away.

Kathy, could you show
these men to IT please?

- Um, sure. Follow me.

- Thank you.

- Come on work, work, work.

Wow! Nobody can work a printer
like you.

(printer whirring)

- That's me, saving the
day by fixing the printer.

- Hey Samuel, these two
gentlemen wanted to-

- We'll take it from here.

Thank you very much.

- Can I help you?

- Samuel, I'm Special Agent
Pulaski.

This is Special Agent Remington.

We are with the Computer
Fraud division of the FBI.

- Computer fraud?

- There's no need to be alarmed.
We just need access to
the previous years records

to make certain there
was no insider trading,

fraudulent activity of any kind

or criminal wrongdoing of any
nature.

- I need to talk to my boss
first.

- Sir, you are not in
any trouble of any sort.

We simply need access to
the company's records.

Now, if you choose to directly
oppose this

you will be guilty of
obstructing justice

and subject to fines, tariffs,
and possible imprisonment.

- Do you have like a warrant at
least?

- Warrant.

- So what do you, what
do you need me to do?

- Please show me to the main
terminal

where I can access last year's
records.

- It's just right here.

- Ah, okay.

I just need your contact
information.

- My what?

- Your name, telephone number,
address, height, weight

that kind of thing.

- Okay. Well, it's Samuel Levin.

That's S-A-M-

- Excuse me.

- Ah, excuse me!

- My partner can make you out a
receipt.

He's a notary public.

- What the hell is going on
here?

- We're with the FBI.

I'm Special Agent Remington
and that's Special Agent-

- The hell you are.

I'm calling the police.

- Calm down sir.

It's okay.
We are with the Special Computer
Investigative Bureau of-

- You want it, take it.

Everybody step back around
or I will plug this bitch.

- Don't kill me.
- Shut the fuck up.

- Okay. Don't move.

Nobody wants to be a hero.

Sammy, I know where you live.

(upbeat music)

- Act natural.

(footsteps thumping)

Open the trunk.

- What?
- No.

- Fine get in the back seat.

Take the gun.

Don't move.

- Just like it came from
the grandmother's twat?

- What are you gonna do to me?

- Relax. We're not
really gonna kidnap you.

- No, no, no, no one is going to
hurt you.

- Yeah. Well, unless you
were gonna staple me to death

- Yeah, I thought that
was pretty quick thinking.

Sometimes you just have to
make, do with whatever is-

We gonna drop you off real soon.

Get out.

- No.

- What do you mean no?
- Like you really want
me to go back to work.

Just take me with you guys
for the rest of the day

and then I'll go, maybe.

- I'm only gonna say this
once, don't tangle with us.

- Please don't insult my
intelligence

and try to pull a tough guy act.

If you're actually going to hurt
me,

you wanna be armed with only a
swing line.

(Harvey chuckles)

- (chuckles) That's cute.

Now, get out.

- Yeah, I'm still gonna
have to go with no.

- We only did this to see
if we could get away with it

That's all.

- You guys are just trying to
get away

with weird shit for fun?

- Pretty much.
- Yes.

- That's fucking cool.
- I know, right.

- What do you have planned next?

Sales tax evasion, chain
smoking on a plane.

- None of your God damn
business.

- Oh, come on. I'm wanna help.

Let me help with the next one.

- What?

- I don't think that's
a good idea, sweetie.

- It's Shuri, but my
friends call me Shifty.

- Oh, hi.
- Look, whatever.

This isn't what you think it is.
So just get out now while you
still can.

- Here's the deal, you
guys forced me out now

and I'll call the cops.

I'll tell them everything that
happened.

What you look like, your plate
number.

But if you guys let me stay,

I'll call my office and tell
them

it was all a big prank that I
was in on.

- She's fucking crazy.

- The thing is, I don't
think you fully comprehend

the severity of our situation.

- I don't think you understand
the severity of my situation.

My parents forced me to
engineering school and I hated
it.

They forced me to get
this job and I hate it.

I'm doing crazy fun with you two

whether you like it or not.

- Okay. One project, but that's
it.

- Ye!
- Are you still high?

- What? Where's the harm Luke?

(phone beeps)

- Oh, here's the office.

What do you want me to tell them
boys?

- All right, one project
and then you are gone.

Are we in agreement on this
Shady?

- It's shifty. Okay.

- I don't know how this fucking
happened.

(light airy music)

- Which room?

- 304. (speaks in french accent)

- Right this way.

(light airy music)

And you both can help
yourself to the buffet

when you're ready.

- Oh merci.

- Thank you.

What are we doing?

- We are eating.

- I thought we were here

because Shifty wanted to use the
bathroom.

You know, they're gonna check

to see if we have key cards.

- Have you learned nothing.

That would require putting forth
effort.

Which is the one thing in the
world that nobody wants to do,

unless they're forced to.

(water trickling)

(phone beeps)

Listen, Harvey, this
hostage turn tag along

that we've picked up,
we have to ditch her.

She's gonna get us caught.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I think she's clever.

She adds a whole new fun
dynamic to the group.

- Fun! Harvey, I'm glad
you're having a good time.

But if I get caught, I go to
jail.

And that equals not fun.

- Look, I understand.

I get it Luke.

But somehow she just legitimizes
what...

Wow! The eggs look really good
here.

- Harvey, come on man,
you need to focus this...

That sausage looks good too.

That sausage looks really good.

- Hey, so what are we eating?

- I think there's been a
little misunderstanding.

- I really think you should-

- Oh, bacon. Nice.

- Bacon! Aren't you Muslim?

- What makes you think that?

Cause I'm Brown,
assalamu-alaikum.

- Shalom.
- Salami.

- I love salami.

- Shall we?
- Yeah.

(light airy music)

- So what's what the costume
change?

- What's with the interrogation?

Are you a cop?

- Are you an undercover
journalist?

- I like that.

- So what'd you say to get
past the hostess anyway?

- Oh, I just told her that you
guys
are my adoptive gay dads.

(Harvey chuckles)
You like that.

(Harvey chuckles)

- See. Clever.

- So what's next?

- We're headed South.

- Oh, okay. How far South?

- As far as the land of Palm
trees,

beaches, hot women and thongs.

- No, like what kind of heists

are we going to pull off there?

- Listen, sweetie.

- It's Shifty.

- Whatever.

There's no we, here.

So we aren't pulling any heists.

The deal was for one scam and
that was it.

Hope you enjoyed the bacon,
but the bacon's over.

- I'm sorry, you call that a
scam.

That's breakfast, my mom
could scam better than you.

- (stammers) No she couldn't.

- The only reason I'm here

is because your scam at my
office failed.

You probably thought once
you laminated to the card,

people would trust you.

- Yeah, that's actually-

- Shut up, Harvey.

- I saved your ass.

I'll show you how it's done.

Take me to the Wise Man.

- What the fuck is the Wise Man?

(upbeat country music)

What exactly are you
gonna do in this place?

- It's a surprise.

- Remember, we're here for you,
okay.

- I got this.

- Maybe we should go order
something.

- I have a bad feeling about
this.

- Oh, you just had breakfast.

Probably, you're still full.

- She's trouble, Harv.

I know you can't tell, but I
can.

It takes one to know one.

- Oh, come on Luke.

She's harmless, she's
gonna get bored with us

and then just go home.

- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.

What can I get you?

- Just quietly empty the
register and no one gets hurt.

- Come on. Someone tries to
pull that trick once a week.

Next.
(Luke laughs)

- Pathetic.

- Be nice.

She's not a hardened criminal
like me.

- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.

What can I get you guys?

- Yes. I would like an
unsweetened ice tea.

- Okay, great. Would you like a
lemon with

Oh, my God. (screams)

(Shifty ululates)

- [Woman] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, Shifty.

- Harmless, huh?

- American oppressors.

For many long years, we
have endured your evil.

Our time to rise is now.

- I don't wanna die. (shrieks)

- With you currency of
capitalism, you hurt the world.

So today, I burn all of you.

(patrons screaming)

- What do you want?

Here.

- What the hell is going on?

Oh, God! (shrieks)

(upbeat Arabic music)

- You, you give me bag.

(upbeat Arabic music)

- What's happening? What's
happening?

- You may live one more day
oppressors.

- I didn't serve my country in
Iraq

So this Brown bitch can
pull this shit at my bar.

(tense dramatic music)

- Oh, shit. (whispers)

- Oh, fuck.

(bright energetic music)

(upbeat Arabic music)

(car engine revving)

(light airy music)

(light airy music)

- [Luke] Too many variables.

- [Shifty] What do you mean
there's too many variables.

- [Luke] There are too many
variables.

You can't control the situation.

You just walked up and show them
your face

and then you put on-
- It was covered, hello.

- And it got covered,

but first you walked up to the
counter.

That's not acceptable you could
have-

- Hey.
- Gotten us into a lot-

Did we get away?

- You know what we didn't.

I'm sorry pal, you got shot and
now

that's right., you're in hell.

- Try heaven.
(Luke laughs)

- No, no, no. Don't don't do
that.

- I'm just trying to make it
rain.

Now bring in them 72 virgins
mother fucker. (chuckles)

(Luke sighs)

- Where are we?

- Miles from ordinary.

- Hey did I tackle a redneck?

- Like a boss.

- You rich, bitch.

- I don't know about rich,
but God, this is a nice take

- Harvey, are you okay?
You've been out for like hours.

- Yeah, I'm sure I just, you
know,

I didn't have enough to eat.

- Oh, well. You'll be eating
tonight.

- Shifty, there is
something I wanna tell you.

- Yes.

- I do admire your creativity.

I mean, that was just, that was
the balls.

But I just can't get behind
taking other people's money.

- When people go to the movies,
what are they paying for?

- The movies, what?

- They're paying for
witnessing an adventure.

But we just keep those
people is just like a movie

except like it really happened
to them.

That story that they
each have now is worth

so much more than a couple
of bucks we took from them.

- I don't know, that's not
how I wanna spend my time.

- Time?

You old people are strange, both
of you.

- As long as we use the
money for a good cause.

(upbeat country music)

♪ You'll never guess the
places that I've been ♪

♪ You'll never guess the
places that I've been ♪

♪ Cause everything is like a
dream yeah ♪

♪ But only in my dreams I live
in ♪

♪ I'm never gonna let the day
begin ♪

♪ Never gonna let the day begin
♪

♪ Cause everything is like a
dream yeah ♪

- [Woman] You're all over
the fucking news, Shuri.

- Just chill out, okay.

- I really don't wanna say it

but you're not even wearing a
hijab.

Did you even think about what
the mosque

would tell mom and dad?

- Please. This coming from the
girl

who wears her hijab with a mini
skirt.

Wait, what do you mean you saw
me?

(upbeat country music)

♪ Give me my dreams ♪

♪ Give me my dreams ♪

♪ Give me my dreams ♪

(gentle suspenseful music)

- Harvey.

Hello?

[Announcer] The police have
additional security footage

of the two men in what they
believe

to be the missing woman, Shuri
Masnari.

Police have not linked the three
together

with the Wise Man robbery.

But they have definitely
not ruled it out either.

We'll have more-
- [Drug Dealer] Harvey fucking
Harrington!

- [Shifty] Shot gun.
- Shot gun, you?

I don't think so.

- Oh, come on. What's the
biggie.

- Yeah, Luke. I don't mind.

- I mind.

She's going to be yapping
in my ear the entire time.

- Love it.

- And you take her side now all
the time.

What's up with that?

- She's the Persian
daughter I've always wanted.

- Oh, thanks (mumbles).

- What does that mean?

Handsome rebel?

- White dad.

- Racist.

(upbeat rock music)

- Can we stop for breakfast?

- You just had breakfast.

- You call powder milk and
instant coffee breakfast?

- She's right, Luke.
I mean, I'm kinda hungry back
here too.

- That's what I'm talking about,
Harvey.

- What are you talking-
- That's what I mean.

You're taking her side.

- I don't take her side.

- Oh, could you at least have
gum?
- No, we don't have any gum.

- Sorry. No gum.

- Um, what!

- What now...

Just shut that.

- Why haven't we been using
this?

- No, no, no, no, no.
You just put that back in the
glove box.

- Geez relax would you.

I've handled a gun before.

- You have?
- Yeah, my dad taught me.

- See safety is on. Safety first
is on.

Then hello (mumbles)

- Stop that.
- Put it away.

You are making me nervous.

- Okay.

- And this is?

- That's just a little
list that I'm keeping.

- You've done all of this.

- We I've done all that.

- Oh, there's me. Okay.

- I just wanna keep a record.

- Yeah, but why?

- It's just a dumb list.

Leave it alone.(whispering)

- Shifty, have you seen "The
Bucket List"?

- That's the one with the
two girls and the one cop.

- Completely different.

Completely different.

- Harvey, what are you doing?

- Luke, I think it's
time we just tell her.

- [Shifty] Tell me what?

- Shifty,

I'm dying.

- Okay. (chuckles)

- It's true, Shify.

- What!

No!

What really?

When?

- I don't actually have much
time left

that's why I black out.

I have a brain tumor.

- Well, fuck it then.

- I'm sorry.Fuck what?

- If you're going out,
let's go out with a bang.

- Oh, great. She really is
going to blow us all up.

- No, I mean let's up the ante.

Like what do we got this gun for

if we're not even gonna fucking
use it?

FTW.

- What is FTW?

- Fuck the world.

- I think that's supposed
to be, for the win.

- No. Fuck that.

Come on, lets do some fucking
damage.

- FTW.

- FT fucking W

(upbeat rock music)

Hey, before we do any damage,

can we stop for a potty break?

(upbeat rock music)

- I have an idea.

I'm thinking if we did that
while at the Wise Man imagine-

- How well we would do at
someplace more upscale?

- Yes.
- Uuh, wait. Hold on.

Despite the speech you gave back
there

I'm just not comfortable
robbing people guys.

It's still wrong.

- Harvey, how could you say
that-

- Wait a minute.
Harv, what if they had it
coming?

- Go on.

- Some people get so much money

they don't even know what to
do with themselves, right.

They're so rich, they get
bored with regular activities

and they move on to more
exotic forms of entertainment.

Like making two poor little
doggies

fight each other to death.

- Oh, my God. Those fuckers.

- That's illegal in every State.

- And it's an all cash business.

- So we're gonna take money
from morally bankrupt monsters?

I think I can do that.

(dramatic upbeat music)

- Bitch. Give me back Dogzilla.

(gun bangs)

- Run free.
- You've been hit.

- Run free.

(gun bangs)

(dramatic upbeat music)

(gun clicks)

(gentle suspenseful music)

(wolf howling)

- Super.

- Can I look at it?

- It's not that bad.

- Yeah, but I wanna see.

- Okay, crazy town.

- So cool.

- We need to get you to a
hospital, Luke.

- Hell no.

- Yeah. It's gonna get infected.

- I've got it under control.

Oh! Mother fucker (mumbles) Son
of a-

- He was raised by pirates.

- You need stitches.

Want me to do it?

- What I need is a fucking nap.

- Okay, so what's the plan?

- We head South.

- So you're just gonna limp to
Miami.

- We have money.

And there are places we can get
a car.

- Like from where?

(upbeat music)

- [Harvey] This blister is
killing me.

This shoes are definitely not
meant

to be worn without socks.

(upbeat music)

- Hi guys, can I help you with
something?

- Yeah we're-
- We're just browsing.

- Well I'm Dabney, if y'all
need anything just holler, okay.

Y'all traveling or do
you live around here?

- We're on vacation.(chuckles)

- Oh, okay. Great. Great.

Good for you.Good for you.

So what's the damage on this
bad boy right over here.

- Well as you can see.

Well, the asking price is 4,300.

- Ooh.

- But maybe I can let her go
today-

- How about three, in cash,
right now?

- You said cash.

- Indeed I did. American.

- (chuckles) You good
American, I like that.

I just need to get
approval of my supervisor.

And then you're out of here.

How about 3,500?

You tell your supervisor it
was 3,000 and we take the car.

- And one of your socks.

You know what?

That sounds pretty good.

I just need you to fill out.
Did you say one of my socks?

How's that look Dabney?

- On second thought, I'm pretty
sure

I can take care of the forms for
you.

- Great.

Here, start counting.

- Oh, can you throw in a couple
of

those pine tree air freshener
thingies?

- Oh yeah, sure.

Oh wait, we don't have pine,
but we do have palm trees.

- Dope
- Yeah.

- And don't forget the sock.
- The sock.

And you guys are,

yeah, on vacation.

(upbeat music)

♪ Coming back ♪

♪ Since you gone ♪

♪ I'm loosing my mind ♪

(light airy music)

- Exactly the further we get
away from the dealership.

The more conspicuous we
look with dealer plates.

- So why don't we hit up the
extended

parking lot at an airport?

- What happens if we
snapped plates off a car

that somebody is picking
up late that same day?

- What about a junkyard?

- That's my girl.

There are wrecks just sitting
there

until their plates literally
rust off.

- So where do we find a junk
yard?

(upbeat music)

- Yeah, this should do.

All right. Harvey, you come with
me inside

Shifty you stay here and keep
watch.

- Why do I have to keep watch?

That's the lameness of the
criminal jobs.

- Because I said so.

- Oh, here we go.

- Okay. How about, because
last time you got us shot.

- You're the only one that's
shot here.

- How about this time,
we just do it this way?

- Can I take this one solo?

- [Shifty] No, no way.
- Ooh, Harvey.

- Why? I mean, you're not
exactly the most subtle duo.

And one person is going to be

less distracting than three
people.

- I'm sorry. What do you
mean we're not subtle.

- How are we not subtle?

- Do you not trust us?

- Says teepee terrorist and
agent stapler.

I think I can do this.

- All right. Be careful.

All right, and if you're
not back in one hour

we'll come and find you.

- Start the timer.

(upbeat music)

(lively upbeat music)

(tense upbeat music)

(chain rattling)

(dog barking)

(upbeat tense music)

(dog barking)

- And that's my sister.

She's getting married
in August to this guy.

- Ooh, he looks a little-

- I know like a total bore.
- Yeah.

They met last December.

Things move fast in my culture.

- Why is that?

- Seriously! To get down
to business, that's why.

I think you're bleeding.

- Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I think you're right, I
probably need stitches.

Just keeps opening up.

Is that the time?

(dog barking)

What in the hell got into gal?

Now, shut your full mouth

and let me watch my girly movie
in peace.

- Oh, no.

(dramatic tense music)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- Hey, are you at all worried
about Harv-

(upbeat music)

Aww! Get off, get off, get off,
get off.

Get back on, get back up.

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

- Where the hell have you two
been?

- Did you get the plates?

- [Shifty] Good job, Harvey.

- What exactly were you doing
all night?

- We were just talking and shit.

- Oh, no.

Oh no, no, no.

What?

- God damn it Luke. You defiled
her.

- I wait, what?

- You sexed me?

- Yeah, I did.

No, I did.

- I cannot believe you.

And aren't you supposed to
be a virgin or something?

- Wow! Okay, what are you
the cherry popping police?

It's not a big deal.

- Well, I'm sorry.

Sex is a very big deal young
lady.

- It's not, it's just sex.

It was bullet wound sex
or heist sex or whatever.

- Heist sex, heist sex.

- I am very disappointed in both
of you.

- Jesus, Harvey.

You're not my real white dad.

- No, that's right I'm not.

I'm just some fossil at the
end of his pathetic life.

I get it.
- Come on, Harvey.

It's not like that.

- I thought we were all in this
together.

- We are, nothing has changed.

- Exactly. Everything is cool.

- Everything's I had a blackout.

Okay, what if that was it.

What if I had died in
that junk yard alone?

I mean, did you even think
to come and check on me?

I want to get out, pull up over.

I said pull over, Luke.

Pop the trunk, I'm taking my
share.

- So what do we do now?

- I still need some stitches.

- Shit.

(gentle instrumental music)

- What can I get you?

- A whiskey.

- Okay.

- Five.

Thank you.

- Long day.

- Long life.

- Well, it's like they
say, life is like sex.

You never know when it's really
over.

- What is that? A half smile?

Can I get you another Mr. I
drank whiskey,

but I clearly hate it.

- You know what? I think I'm
good.

- Come on, this one's on me.

- All right, what would you
recommend?

- Well I'm working on a,
like an original concoction

- Original.

Hit me.

- You got it.

(gentle instrumental music)

- Okay, what is in this?

- Can I trust you with a recipe
secret?

- I think so.

- It's Jameson 7UP, a little
tonic water

and a scosche of sweet vermouth.

- Well whatever's in
there, it is delicious.

- I'll have to do is come
up with a good name for it.

- Name. Let me think on that.

- So how well do you know this
guy?

- Bro.

- Hey.

- Y'all ready for this duru,
du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du.

All right, let's do this.

- Yes, let's.

- Meow, you got it little mama.

What the fuck did you get
yourself into this time bro?

- You know me.

- Enough said.

I love this part.

Oh, yeah.

But first.

- Is that for him?

- No.

Now, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot

shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot shot, shot, shot.

- Shots?
- Oh, yeah.

- Yes. And that's one of the
reasons why I hate my name.

Every moron in this County
has come through that door

and asked me in the most
terrible British accent.

"Are you Randy?"

- (laughs) Oh, that is
atrocious.

- It doesn't matter.

The fuckers couldn't spell it

even if they weren't already
toasted.

(Harvey laughs)

You know what, Randy?

- No, what?

- I like you.

- Well, I like you too.

And what is in the
mysterious bag there, huh?

- Almost.

So how'd you two meet?

- Traffic school.

Can you?

- Oh, yeah. I got this, sorry.

- Come on now, I told
you my secret didn't I?

- $31,212 and a severed
head.(laughs)

- (laughs) I knew it. I knew it.

- It smells like severed head in
there.

(Randy and Harvey laughing)

- There's just one thing left.

- Yeah.

♪ One, two, three ♪

(upbeat pop music)

- Oh, wait wait.
- What?

- I get this-
- Yeah, me too.

- Really?
- No, whatever. Come on Harvey

(upbeat hip hop music)

- Wait. I've got it.
- What?

- The James (mumbles)

- Oh, that's brilliant.

- See, I just needed a little
time.

(gentle upbeat music)

- [Announcer] Police have
security footage of two men

with what they believe to be to
be

the missing woman Shuri Masnari.

Police have not linked the three
together

with the Wise Man robbery but-

- What the fu...

- Oh,
- Fuck.

(upbeat music)

- Hi, sir.

Hi. Can I help you?

- Yes the bartender, Randy.

Did she come by this way?

- There's no Randy, that works
here, sir.

- No, no. The bartender
that was working last night.

- You mean Joe?

- Joe
- Joe.

- So how did you know I'd be
there?

- It was the only bar for 30
miles in either direction.

It didn't take the FBI
to figure that one out.

- I lost all the money.

- No, shit.

- Us too.

- Are you kidding?

- Let's just not talk about it.

- I see you fixed your leg up.

Looks like you used a stapler.

- So what's the plan fellers?

- We had South.

That is still the plan.

- Yeah, guys. You know what?

I think I'm at the end of the
line here.

- End the line, what do you
mean?

- I'm just kinda tired, Luke.

I wanna go home.

- No, no, no, no, no.

You can't go home, we have an
agreement.

- Yeah, I know.

But Jesus, we're on the news
now.

Wise Man. I don't want to
be remembered for that.

- You wanna be remembered as
some kind of push over instead.

- Maybe.

- You can't go home, we have an
agreement.

And agreement is, is an
agreement.

You can't just back out now.

- You wanna tell me what
you're not telling me, Luke?

- All right.

Shifty go outside for a minute,
will you.

- I'm not fucking going outside.

- Okay. What's going on?

- I found my dad's address.

- At my work.

I knew you guys went there
for shits and giggles.

- We weren't?

- No.

We gonna kill my father.

- Oh, my God.

- What?
- Who the fuck are you? Luke
Skywalker?

- Just listen to me.

He used to beat up my mother,
all right.

And I don't mean just slap
around.

I mean kick the out of
hospitals, broken teeth.

I was just a kid at the time.

So I couldn't do anything about
it.

But even then if I could have,

then one day he just
scores this lucky break

on a deal at work and he
moves on down to Florida,

leaves us behind.

So now he's got a nice new
life with his big house

leaves us living in shit while
he's been living in luxury.

- So you're gonna kill your
father

and you need us to help you?

- Not her.

Just you.

- And how long have
you been planning this?

You son of a bitch.

This whole time, you son of a
bitch.

- Just let me explain.

He never bothered to
actually divorced my mother.

I guess he thought it wouldn't
matter.

And it hasn't until now.

- Why doesn't she just try to
sue him?

- Because where I come
from, lawyers cost money.

- Yeah. But if she really wanted
a divorce

she would've found a way around
it.

- Look we were ignorant, okay.

It's just true.

But now the injuries he caused
her

plus some of her own bad health
have led to worse problems.

And she is in the
hospital all the time now.

There is no money.

I've tried but I cannot pay her
bills

and I cannot get her
the care she deserves.

But since they are still
technically married,

if he dies she gets it all.

- Then why don't you go down
there and kill the bastard?

What do you need Harvey for?

- Because if I get caught,

they could say that she
was somehow involved

and then she wouldn't get shit.

But if you do it,

even if you get caught-

- Oh, Jesus.

- So was our friendship ever
real?

Or am I just another project to
you?

- This is the realest
thing that I've ever felt.

- Then you can't ask Harvey to
do this.

(tense dramatic music)

- There's probably a
security system, you know?

- I know.
- And the code.

- I have a pretty good idea what
it is.

- [Harvey] And.

- Great men explore new
territory, Luke.

Christopher Columbus
was a great man, Luke.

- So.
- 1492.

(tense ominous music)

(suspenseful dramatic music)

(eerie dramatic music)

- This is going to ruin Luke's
life.

- I don't think there's
anything we could have done

to change his mind.

This was happening one way or
another.

- What are you telling your
family?

- The truth.

I've thought of a hundred
lies I can tell them

but that just means going
back to the way things were

(eerie dramatic music)

Who the hell is that guy?

(eerie dramatic music)

- Jesus.

- Window.

- Who the hell is this guy?

- Open the window.

- Open the window, Harvey.

- He's got a gun.

- And you think that window

is gonna save you from his
bullets?

- Listen, I'm sorry.

I want to apologize.
- You're a hard man to track
down, Harvey Harrington.

- You tracked him down?

- Look, give me all your money.

- I don't have any money.

- All right, will you give me
your money?

- We don't have any cash.

- Alright. Empty your pockets

I want every dime in there.

- I just told you I don't have,

Holy shit.

- What the fuck is that thing?

Harvey.
- Harvey.

- Does he have a death wish?

- You know, that's funny
that you mentioned that.

(gun clicking)

- Luke, is that you?

- Wake up dad.

- You look like shit.

When was the last time you took
a shower?

- Shut the fuck up.

- What is it?

You want money, is that you need
money?

(gun clicks)

- You deserve this.

- I'm sorry, Luke.

I'm so sorry.

Just do it, but do it quickly.

- Shut up.

- Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

- Who the fuck are you?

- Harvey.
- Luke, listen to me you-

(gun bangs)

- Harvey!

Come on, Harvey.

- Who the fuck are you?

- I'm Miley Cyrus.

Who the fuck are you?

- You're tiny dick.

Now get out of my fucking house,
Miley.

- I'm here for Harvey fucking
Harrington.

- Dad, get the fuck down.

- Oh, is this gentlemen
distracting you from shooting
me?

You piece of shit.

- Sir, please. Don't aggravate
him.

He's a very dangerous man.

(shifty screams)

- Shifty.

Hey, Hey, easy.

- [Luke's Father] Who the fuck
are you?

(everyone yelling)

- Everybody, shut the fuck up.

I'm a notary public.

Luke, you don't have to kill
your father.

I can make you my beneficiary.
(police sirens wailing)

- Cops.
(gan bangs)

- About time they got here.

- We gonna shoot out with the
cops?

What are you doing?

No one ever wins those.

- I'm not yet done with you yet,
Harvey.

- Where's your computer?

- Why, you little piss hand.

- Cause I wanna write
my will, you asshole.

- Don't do it, you're not gonna
make it.

- I'm dying anyway.

- But you wanna die this way?

(glass crashing)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- Hey, you're dying?

- Brain tumor, inoperable.

- Shit!

- I just wanted to get to
Adventure Park.

- Why Adventure Park?

- Who gives a fuck?

- Shut up you old dick, I'm
curious.

- I really need to get to that
computer.

- He's got a picture
of him in his ex there

but he won't say why.

- Nice ass.

- Super hot.

- Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about.

- You said ex.
- It's complicated.

I never signed the papers.

- That's fucked up, Harvey.

- Look I don't want to
talk about this, right now.

- What?

(gun bangs)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- 50% to Luke, 25% to
Shifty, and 25% Margo.

- What the fuck are you typing?

And why do you write like a
girl.

- Just, please?

- Luke, your dad's a dick.

- Where's your printer?

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- It's jammed.

- Don't touch it.

- Nice.

- That's me, saving the
day by fixing a printer.

- Hey.
- Oh, come on.

- Why didn't you sign the
papers, man?

- That's a good question, Harv.

How could you trap her?

- I didn't trap her, Luke.

- But she sent you papers.

- Okay, I trapped her.

Okay, I trapped her.

Geez guys like me, don't get
girls like her but I did.

And she was crazy about me.

But then all the things that she
found

lovable about me she began to
hate.

But she was the coolest thing
about me

and I just wasn't ready to let

the coolest thing about me go.

I trapped her.

- You're growing.

- Don't use that fucking pen.

That's worth more than your
whole IRA.

- Shut the fuck up. (all
shout simultaneously)

- Luke, sign your full name on
that.

You too, Shifty.

- Why are you doing this,
Harvey?

- It's not like I can
take it with me, right.

And you two of my best friends.

- Uuuh, Harvey.

- Luke's dad.

Drug dealer guy.

Miley Cyrus!

- What do wanna see my ID?

That naked bitch with a
sledgehammer ruined my life.

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- You're not supposed to
notarize your own will.

- Some rules are meant to be
broken.

Besides it's not actually
illegal,

it's just discouraged in the
State.

(police shouting)

- This is quite the list
of laws you've broken.

Spitting on a seagull, really?

- Entering a house without a
warrant,

searching a car without a
warrant.

shooting into a hostage
situation, really?

- You a lawyer?

- [Police Officer] Kim.

- Hang on guys.

- Your lawyer.

- Hello, mom.

I'm so sorry, I didn't
mean to hurt you and dad.

- Everything okay with the
family?

- No. But it will be.

Fuck. Is he taking the fall?

- What about me?

- Stay here. (whispers)

Hey, wait a second.

Luke, what the fuck are you
doing?

You said you can't get arrested.

- The cops weren't gonna let
this go

without taking somebody in, you
know that.

Don't worry about me I'll be
fine.

You know, Harvey to a guy like
me

you are the perfect friend.

I'm really gonna miss you.

- I'm gonna miss you too, man.

I'm gonna miss Shifty.

I'm gonna miss that fucking drug
dealer.

I don't think I'm ready to die,
Luke.

- Good. This was good.

You had a great run, now
get the fuck out of here.

- No, you know what?

I'm going to stay right
here with my best friend.

- Well, you can't come
all the way to Miami

without going to Adventure Park.

Are we in agreement on this?

(brooding music)

H-Bomb

- Hey, hi. It's me.

I'm in town.

So I was wondering if I
could meet you after work.

I have something for you.

Yeah. Okay.

(footsteps thumping)

- You suppose the two of you

could get the fuck out of my
house.

- We're here.

Harvey.

Harvey.

(speaking foreign language)

Harvey fucking Harrington.

(whimsical music)

Margo?

Hey.

- What's this?

Are you a lawyer?

- No, just Harvey's friend.

- You!

- Yeah. He's one crazy mother
fucker, huh?

(lively upbeat music)

♪ Down in the black ♪

♪ Down where your coal
dust heart is true ♪

♪ Drowning in fear ♪

♪ Drink in this fire and start
anew ♪

♪ If we can dream much bigger
than this ♪

♪ Then we can feel much bigger
than this ♪

♪ If we can love much bigger
than this ♪

♪ Bigger than this ♪

♪ Burning so brightly ♪

♪ We're burning so brightly
today ♪

♪ Burning so brightly ♪

♪ We're burning so brightly
today ♪

(lighthearted guitar music)

♪ So burn bright ♪

♪ Burn deep ♪

♪ Ain't nothing in this
world we get to keep ♪

♪ Burn bright ♪

♪ Burn deep ♪

♪ Ain't nothing in this
world we get to keep ♪

♪ We're burning so brightly ♪

♪ Burning so brightly today ♪

♪ We're burning so brightly ♪

♪ Burning so brightly today ♪

♪ If we can dream much bigger
than this ♪

♪ Then we can feel much bigger
than this ♪

♪ If we can love much bigger
than this ♪

♪ Bigger than this ♪

♪ Bigger ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

(lighthearted guitar music)

- Hey, dad.

I'm gonna need help getting
a friend out of jail.