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YOU READY?
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YOU SHOOT THAT THING
AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
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(creaks)
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HEY, GUYS, LISTEN UP.
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WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?
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YOU DO KNOW THAT ARROW
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WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH
THAT CHAIN MAIL, DON'T YOU?
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UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
I MADE THIS OUT OF KEY CHAINS.
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FINE. DIE.
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SO NATHAN JUST QUIT
SCIENCE CLUB.
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EVERY TIME HE HAD TO GO,
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HE CONVENIENTLY GOT
A STOMACHACHE,
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AND HE DID THE SAME THING
WITH PIANO LESSONS.
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I'M GLAD HE QUIT PIANO.
HE WAS BUTCHERING THAT THING.
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I'M JUST WORRIED
THAT HE'S NOT DISCIPLINED.
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I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD FORCE HIM
TO STICK WITH THINGS.
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LIKE, MY FATHER NEVER
LET ME QUIT ANYTHING,
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EVEN THAT JOB
AT THE DRIVING RANGE
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WHERE I HAD TO WEAR THAT T-SHIRT
THAT SAID "BALL WASHER."
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(laughs)
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WATCH THIS, WILL.
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(creaks)
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(pop, thud)
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WHOA.
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WILL WAS RIGHT.
THAT WOULD'VE KILLED YOU.
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I DISAGREE.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT DR. COLE SAID
ABOUT NATHAN'S STOMACHACHE.
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(mouth full)
HE'S FAKING IT, ISN'T HE?
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HE'S ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN.
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HE'S ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN,
ISN'T HE? SEE? GLUTEN.
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FROM NOW ON, HE CAN'T EAT
ANYTHING THAT HAS IT.
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NO. THAT'S GONNA BE TOO HARD.
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NATHAN, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO BE DISCIPLINED
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AND TO PROVE TO YOURSELF
THAT YOU CAN DO
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ANYTHING
YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO.
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GREAT. I'M A NERD
WITH A FOOD ALLERGY.
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LINE UP, LADIES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE GONNA LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
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THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS
GOING OFF GLUTEN.
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(laughs) YOU DO REALIZE
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THAT YOU'RE PART
OF THIS FAMILY, DON'T YOU?
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(chuckles)
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
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YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE
THE DISCIPLINE TO DO IT?
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NO, I'M--YES, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
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I'VE GOT
PLENTY OF DISCIPLINE.
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MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY DISCIPLINE.
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OH, PLEASE. I TAUGHT MYSELF
FRENCH WHEN I WAS 9
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AND TRAINED FOR A MARATHON
IN A WEEK.
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YOU COULDN'T GO OFF
DIET SODA FOR A DAY
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BECAUSE YOU BECAME--
YOUR WORDS--"TOO WEEPY."
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
SO WELL.
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I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT IF THIS IS A COMPETITION,
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WHICH IT NOW IS, I'LL WIN.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO GET
IN MY HEAD.
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I'M LIVING IN YOUR HEAD.
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(chuckles) OH, YEAH?
WELL, LOOK AROUND,
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BECAUSE THE LOBE
THAT CONTROLS DISCIPLINE
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IS PLANNING
MY VICTORY PARTY.
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OH. (clicks tongue)
WHAT'S THAT, LOBE?
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OH, THERESA'S NOT INVITED?
OH, HOW SAD.
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OHH. WELL, YOUR LOBE
CAN SUCK IT.
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AND BY THE WAY, DO YOU EVEN
KNOW WHAT GLUTEN IS?
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NO, I DO NOT.
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GLUTEN,
FROM THE LATIN "GLUTEN."
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IT'S A PROTEIN FOUND
IN WHEAT, BARLEY, AND RYE.
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IT'S WHY DOUGH HAS ELASTICITY,
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AND IT GIVES FOOD
A DELIGHTFUL, CHEWY TEXTURE.
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NOW HERE'S THE BAD NEWS.
IT'S KILLING ALL OF AMERICA.
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(bag rustles)
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(scoffs)
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
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IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD?
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UH, GRANT'S JUST VERY PASSIONATE
ABOUT THIS STUFF.
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HE'S EVEN GOTTEN ME
INTO IT.
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NOW MY SKIN'S CLEARER.
I'VE GOT MORE ENERGY.
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MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER.
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OKAY, THEY'RE NOT BIGGER,
BUT THEY DO HAVE MORE PIZZAZZ.
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(chuckles)
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UH, IT'S IN PRETZELS?
REALLY? AND CHEESE PUFFS?
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I THOUGHT THOSE WERE
ALL NATURAL.
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SO ARE COBRAS, WILL.
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IT'S IN EVERYTHING GOOD, HONEY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YOU AND YOUR LOBE HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS
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ABOUT THROWING
THAT VICTORY PARTY?
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NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL,
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CANCEL THE DEEJAY
AND THE BRAIN STRIPPERS?
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NOT AT ALL.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE
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HOME ALONE WITH THE SAD LOBE
AND NO BRAIN STRIPPERS.
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(lowered voice)
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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(lowered voice)
OH, WHEN THEY GET COMPETITIVE,
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THIS IS HOW THEY TRASH-TALK.
IT CAN BE VERY HARD TO FOLLOW.
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HUH.
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SO PRETTY MUCH
ALL WE CAN EAT ARE...
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LIGHTBULBS?
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GLUTEN? ISN'T THAT
THE STUFF IN LIGHTBULBS?
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NAH. I THINK GLUTEN IS
THE NAME OF AQUAMAN'S NEMESIS.
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YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
WHENEVER YOU DON'T KNOW A WORD,
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YOU THINK
IT'S A SUPERHERO'S NEMESIS,
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LIKE "PONTIFICATE."
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HE AND OSTRACIZE BEAT
THE CRAP OUT OF GREEN LANTERN.
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WRONG. WILL, WOULD YOU
PLEASE--WILL!
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(gasps)
SOME PEOPLE CAN BECOME LETHARGIC
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WHEN THEY GO OFF GLUTEN,
BUT NOT ME. I'M FINE.
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JUST DEALING
WITH A LITTLE HUNGER ISSUE.
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LIKE, I HAVE A HUNGER. LIKE,
AN INTENSE, ANGRY... HUNGER.
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, WILL?
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TO TEACH NATHAN DISCIPLINE,
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AND BECAUSE THERESA THINKS
SHE CAN DO IT AND I CAN'T.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD SHOW
A LITTLE DISCIPLINE
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WITH
THAT BIG BURGER SITUATION.
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WE LIKE THESE TWO GIRLS
WHO WORK AT THE DRIVE-THRU.
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WE CALL THEM
MONEY AND FOOD.
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MY GIRL IS MONEY,
BECAUSE SHE TAKES THE MONEY.
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I LIKE FOOD.
SHE GIVE ME MY FOOD.
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WE'VE BEEN GOING TO LUNCH
THERE EVERY DAY
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TO TRY AND WIN THEM OVER,
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PERHAPS WE SHOULD SHOW
A LITTLE DISCIPLINE
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AND GO MORE OFTEN.
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MM-HMM.
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THAT'S NOT DISCIPLINE.
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THAT'S GOING TO BIG BURGER
TO HIT ON WOMEN.
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THAT'S DISCIPLINE--
DOING WHAT YOU WANT
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BUT DOING IT ALL THE TIME.
LOOK IT UP.
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DON'T NEED TO,
'CAUSE IT'S NOT THAT.
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WELL, WORDS CAN MEAN DIFFERENT
THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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ALSO NOT TRUE.
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DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN
BY "TRUE."
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(chuckles) OH!
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CHEW ON THAT WHILE WE EXERCISE
SOME DISCIPLINE
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AND GO TO LUNCH,
WHATEVER "LUNCH" MEANS.
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(chuckles)
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(high-pitched voice) WHAT?
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(imitating explosions)
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OHH! AHH.
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HE JUST BLEW YOUR MIND, WILLIAM.
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(gasps)
IMAGINE MEETING YOU HERE.
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(giggles) HI, CRAIG.
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I LAUGH AT THAT JOKE EVERY TIME.
I'M SO EASY. (chuckles)
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ARE YOU?
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(giggles) THAT ONE, TOO.
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(mouths word)
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HERE IS YOUR CHANGE.
(coins clink)
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I DON'T NEED TO COUNT IT.
I TRUST YOU.
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MM, BUT CAN I TRUST YOU?
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NO. (chuckles)
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I MEAN, YES, YOU CAN.
I'M--I'M VERY TRUSTWORTHY.
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GOOD--GOOD-BYE.
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(giggles) BYE.
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(both grunting)
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(sighs) I SCREWED UP
THAT LAST PART,
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BUT IT WAS GOOD.
NO, YOU WERE GREAT.
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OKAY. GOOD. THANKS.
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HEY, GORGEOUS.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL
FOR ME?
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HI, KENNY. I SLIPPED
A FUDGY FINGER IN THERE.
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A WHAT, MADAME?
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IT'S A FRIED BROWNIE.
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IT'S NOT GONNA BE
ON THE MENU TILL NEXT WEEK,
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BUT I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE A PREVIEW.
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OH. THEN I ACCEPT
YOUR FUDGY FINGER,
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AND I THANK YOU FOR THE TREAT.
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(giggles)
ADIEU.
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(both, high-pitched voices)
BOOP.
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THAT WAS AWESOME.
WILL, HERE'S YOUR SALAD.
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WHAT? OHH. WAIT.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP?
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OH, NO. WILL'S GONE, BUT LOOK,
IT'S SNIDELY WHIPLASH.
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(laughing)
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OH, YOU GUYS! I--
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(slaps leg)
I'M SUPPOSED TO GET
A NEW I.D. BADGE TODAY.
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I CAN'T HAVE ONE OF THESE ON
TWO YEARS IN A ROW.
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(laughing)
(snorts)
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OH, MY GOD.
THAT FOOD SMELLS AMAZING.
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HAVE SOME.
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OHH.
WE'RE GOING THROUGH
THE DRIVE-THRU, LIKE,
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FOUR MORE TIMES.
YEAH, DO SOME MORE FLIRTING,
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AND BY THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH BURGERS
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TO MAKE ABIZZA.
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WHAT'S A BIZZA?
IT'S A BURGER PIZZA.
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TAKE A BUNCH OF BURGERS,
SMASH 'EM DOWN IN A PIZZA PAN,
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COVER THE ENTIRE THING
IN CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE.
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IT'S OUR CULINARY CONTRIBUTION
TO HUMANITY.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THE BEST THING EVER.
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I WANT TO BE BURIED IN ONE
WHEN I DIE.
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YOU MEAN A CHEESEBUR-CASKET?
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BUDDY.
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OH, STATE WON'T
ALLOW IT.
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THIS GLUTEN-FREE THING
IS REALLY WORKING OUT.
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NATHAN'S STOMACHACHES
ARE GONE.
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IT IS SO NICE NOT HAVING
A TEACHER KNOCKING
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ON THE BATHROOM STALL,
ASKING IF I'M OKAY.
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OHH.
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AND IT'S BEEN EASY
TO STICK TO,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T HAVE
MY OWN MONEY TO BUY FOOD
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OR ANY WAY TO GET
TO A STORE.
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SO HOW'S IT GOING
FOR YOU,HONEY?
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WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. (chuckles)
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WE'RE ON A DIET.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SO SIMPLE
THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
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SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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PIZZA.
SERIOUSLY?
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YEP. GLUTEN-FREE.
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(splats)
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JUST LIKE REGULAR PIZZA,
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EXCEPT YOU EAT IT
WITH A SPOON.
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(doorbell rings)
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I NEED BIZZA.
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MMM. OHH.
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MMM.
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I FEEL AWFUL.
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SURE. YOU JUST HAD FIVE SLICES
OF BIZZA IN THREE MINUTES.
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YOUR STOMACH'S PUTTING UP
A FIGHT IT CANNOT WIN.
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NO, I MEAN, I CHEATED
ON THE DIET,
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JUST LIKE THERESA SAID
I WOULD.
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I AM SO WEAK.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
MY BLOOD SUGAR IS RAGING.
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(chuckles) I'M SO STRONG.
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I COULD RACE A LEOPARD...
OR A PUMA!
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JUST ENJOY THE RIDE, BUDDY,
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AND MAYBE TAKE A BREAK
FROM TELLING US
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ALL THE DIFFERENT ANIMALS
YOU COULD RACE.
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(chuckles) SO WE FOUND OUT
SOMETHING TODAY.
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OSTRICH.
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RIGHT. SO... MONEY AND FOOD,
THE DRIVE-THRU GIRLS--
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WE FOUND OUT...
THEY'RE SISTERS!
223
00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:53,501
YEAH, AND EACH OF US
IS WITH ONE OF THEM.
224
00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:55,484
HOW HOT ISTHAT?
225
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,205
NOT HOT AT ALL.
I MEAN, SISTERS ARE HOT,
226
00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,078
BUT YOU HAVE TO BOTH BE
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
227
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,110
WE ARE.
228
00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:02,851
AT THE SAME TIME.
WE ARE.
229
00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:06,823
I MEAN, EACH OF YOU WITH BOTH
OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
230
00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:08,757
THAT IS GROSS, WILL.
THEY'RE SISTERS.
231
00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:10,519
YEAH,
HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT.
232
00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:11,861
I'M SORRY.
I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK.
233
00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:12,962
I NEED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE
234
00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:15,133
WHO BELIEVE THAT
I CAN STICK TO THIS DIET,
235
00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,695
BECAUSE I AMNOT
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
236
00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,770
(door closes)
237
00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,632
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
BE HOTTER?
238
00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:27,244
IF WE WERE BROTHERS
AND WE HAD SEX WITH ONE OF THEM.
239
00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:30,507
(chuckles) YEAH. WAIT. NO.
240
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,610
WHY DON'T WE GET THIS?
241
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,082
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH US.
242
00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,253
I KNOW IT'S REALLY HARD
TO EAT THIS WAY...
243
00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:37,515
(sighs) MM.
BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT.
244
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,847
YOU WERE SMART TO COME
TO US FOR HELP, WILL.
245
00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:41,189
I'M GONNA ENTICE YOUR TASTE BUDS
WITH BANANA PASTE
246
00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:44,151
ON A MILLET STONE CRISP
SO GOOD...
247
00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,634
(chuckles)
IT'LL UNNERVE YOU.
248
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:50,657
OOH. LOOK WHAT
WE'RE GONNA GET.
249
00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:53,301
(sighs)
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT,
250
00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:54,673
THERE'S A BIG PILE OF IT
FROM THE LAST TIME...
251
00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,535
(lowered voice)
THAT I DUMPED IN THAT PLANT.
252
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,066
WHAT?
253
00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:00,238
YOU CAME HERE FOR HELP.
254
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,910
(plastic rustling)
HERE IT IS.
255
00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:05,622
THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE THIS
DIET IS TO NEVER ACTUALLY DO IT.
256
00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:07,076
(singsongy) PECAN TURTLE?
257
00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:08,717
YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHEATING?
258
00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:11,549
(mouth full) PFFT. OF COURSE.
ONLY FREAKS
259
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,781
LIKE GRANT AND THERESA
CAN SURVIVE THIS DIET.
260
00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:13,923
(gasps)
261
00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:16,834
MORTALS LIKE US
HAVE TO CHEAT.
262
00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,758
YOU WANNA KNOW
HOW YOU WIN, WILL?
263
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,190
(rattles)
264
00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:24,701
(singsongy) BY NEVER LETTING
THERESA KNOW THAT SHE WON.
265
00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:25,595
OHH!
266
00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:28,566
SO YOU JUST HIDE SNACKS
AROUND THE HOUSE?
267
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,668
EVERYWHERE.
268
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,940
THAT COUCH ALONE HAS
SO MUCH PIE UNDER IT,
269
00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:32,801
IT'S LIKE A COUNTY FAIR
DOWN THERE.
270
00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:35,183
(crunches) CHIP?
271
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,677
SEE, THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT CHICKEN TENDERS--
272
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,249
YOU CAN GO AROUND AGAIN AND SAY
YOU FORGOT DIPPING SAUCE.
273
00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:42,911
I THINK I'M GONNA GET INTO
SOME DEEPER STUFF THIS TIME--
274
00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:45,763
RELIGION, WAR ON TERROR,
ABOR--
275
00:09:45,756 --> 00:09:47,216
(giggling) JOEL, STOP.
276
00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:48,617
HEY.
(Money) YOU'RE SO BAD.
277
00:09:48,619 --> 00:09:50,659
WHAT IS MONEY DOING
LAUGHING WITH THAT GUY?
278
00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,061
THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES
WITHME!
279
00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:54,092
SHE'S JUST BEING POLITE
TO THE CUSTOMERS. KEEP IT COOL.
280
00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:56,926
OHH.
281
00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,170
HI.
282
00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:02,371
YEAH.
283
00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:04,272
WHO ARE THE GUYS IN THE FIERO,
THE COMEDIANS?
284
00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:06,784
OH, IT'S BRIAN AND JOEL.
THEY COME HERE ALL THE TIME.
285
00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:07,877
OH.
THEY'RE ALWAYS JOKING ABOUT
286
00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:09,608
RESCUING ME AND MY SISTER
FROM OUR WINDOWS
287
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,639
AND DRIVING OFF
INTO THE SUNSET.
288
00:10:11,642 --> 00:10:14,382
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
A PREVIEW. IT'S A FUDGY FINGER.
289
00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,794
WHAT?!
290
00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:16,986
(giggles)
291
00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:19,817
MY BEAUTIFUL FOOD HAS
BETRAYED ME.
292
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,150
(chuckles) HO HO!
293
00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:22,321
HEY. GOOD NEWS.
294
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,722
THIS DISCIPLINE THING
REALLY PAID OFF.
295
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,204
NATHAN REJOINED
SCIENCE CLUB.
296
00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:26,625
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.
297
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,656
OH,ISEE.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
298
00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,800
YOU WANT TO QUIT THE DIET?
IS THAT IT?
299
00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:35,843
I'M NOT QUITTING ANYTHING,
BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO.
300
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,206
I'M NOT QUITTING.
301
00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:39,267
GOOD, BECAUSE THERE'S,
LIKE, 6 POUNDS OF SOY-SAGNA
302
00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:40,639
IN THE FRIDGE.
303
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,810
MMM. NOT FOR LONG.
304
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,081
OHH.
305
00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:56,194
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME.
306
00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:57,886
(sighs) DARN IT.
307
00:10:57,888 --> 00:10:59,228
FORGOT MY KEYS.
(thuds)
308
00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:02,129
(chuckles) WELL, THEN HOW ARE
YOU GONNA DRIVE AWAY?
309
00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:10,269
(mouths word)
310
00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:12,701
WHO DRIVES A FIERO ANYWAY?
311
00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:14,853
MYMOM,AFTER SHE RETIRED,
312
00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:16,775
TO PROVE TO MY DAD
THAT SHE'S STILL GOT IT.
313
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,207
AND SHEDID NOTSTILL
HAVE IT.
314
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,008
PFFT. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO?
315
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,680
WE GOTTA MAKE
FOOD AND MONEY JEALOUS,
316
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,411
LIKE THEY'RE DOING TO US.
SHOW THEM WE HAVE OPTIONS, TOO.
317
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:25,694
YOU MEAN LIKE OTHER GIRLS?
318
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,855
YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE
THOSE KIND OF OPTIONS,
319
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,788
BUT WE DO HAVE SOMETHING
EVEN BETTER.
320
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,821
WHAT?
321
00:11:31,822 --> 00:11:32,722
I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE
SOME THOUGHTS.
322
00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,933
(sneezes)
323
00:11:34,925 --> 00:11:36,795
(strained voice) HI, GUYS.
(sneezes and grunts)
324
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,267
BLESS YOU, FRIEND.
325
00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,398
THANK YOU. (sneezes)
326
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,699
THAT'LL DO.
327
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,730
(sneezes)
328
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:43,872
(haughty voice)
I SAID, "THAT'LL DO," SIR.
329
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,014
SORRY. (sniffles)
330
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,105
I'VE BEEN SPENDING
A LITTLE TIME UNDER THE HOUSE.
331
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,136
DIGGING FOR GOLD?
332
00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,437
DID YOU MURDER A NEIGHBOR?
333
00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,078
NO, NOTHING WEIRD.
I'M JUST EATING UNDER THERE.
334
00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:53,111
THERESA ALMOST CAUGHT ME
CHEATING ON THIS DIET
335
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,953
A COUPLE TIMES, SO I SET UP
THIS REALLY COOL MAN CAVE
336
00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:59,746
WHERE I CAN CHILL OUT AND EAT
CRAP THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
337
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,750
OOH! A MAN CAVE.
I WANT TO BE THERE NOW.
338
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:03,322
WHY ARE WE STILL NOT THERE?
339
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,933
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
340
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,255
(whispers)
THIS PLACE ISHORRIBLE.
341
00:12:07,257 --> 00:12:09,797
WELL, I KNOW IT'S NOT FULLY
TRICKED-OUT YET,
342
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,500
BUT IMAGINE IT
WITH A CEREAL DISPENSER
343
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,761
AND A MINI FRIDGE.
344
00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:13,933
EVENTUALLY
I'LL DIG A FEW PITS...
(thud)
345
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,274
SO WE CAN STAND UPRIGHT.
OH.
346
00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:18,205
(inhales deeply)
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
347
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,168
SOMETHIN' BIG'S BEEN PEEING
DOWN HERE.
348
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,910
YEAH, THERE WAS A POSSUM.
349
00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:23,742
I THINK THAT PEE IS
FROM WHATEVER KILLED IT.
350
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,823
ANYWAY, IT'S GONNA
BE GREAT, RIGHT?
351
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:27,246
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN PICTURE IT.
352
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,417
NICE RUG ON THE FLOOR,
A COUPLE THROW PILLOWS,
353
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,320
MAYBE A MOROCCAN VIBE.
354
00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:36,455
WHAT?
355
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,788
(Craig) AAH!
356
00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:42,760
OH, MY GOD. THAT SPIDER BIT ME
FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
357
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,842
(panting)
I AM SO, SO SORRY.
358
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,295
I CAN'T FEEL THE LEFT SIDE
OF MY BODY.
359
00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:47,796
HOW COULD YOU INVITE PEOPLE
DOWN THERE?
360
00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:49,468
IT'S JUST PLAIN RECKLESS!
361
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,369
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT!
362
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,941
DON'T BOTHER DIGGING
ME AND CRAIG STANDING PITS.
363
00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:55,354
WE'RE NOT GOING
BACK THERE AGAIN.
364
00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:57,905
AAH! I FEEL ANOTHER ONE ON ME.
KILL IT. KILL IT!
365
00:12:57,908 --> 00:12:59,948
NO, NO.
WE GOT 'EM ALL, BUDDY.
366
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,810
NICE WORK, WILL.
YOU BROKE CRAIG.
367
00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:03,312
(sighs) WHAT AM I DOING?
368
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:06,463
I-I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD
TO WIN THIS THING WITH THERESA
369
00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:08,816
THAT I'VE TOTALLY LOST
PERSPECTIVE.
370
00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:10,959
LAST NIGHT, I PEED
IN AN EMPTY POTATO CHIP BAG.
371
00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,421
(high-pitched voice) OH!
I'M DONE.
372
00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:15,032
KENNY, IT'S GETTING COLD.
373
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,825
DON'T YOU DIE ONME!
374
00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:19,428
WHAT? BUT, WILL...
375
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,329
(rustles)
YOU HAVEIT ALL.
376
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,971
I MEAN, WHY STOP NOW,
WHEN YOU'RE A WINNER?
377
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,844
I CAN'T KEEP LYING
TO THERESA.
378
00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:28,906
I DON'T CARE IF SHE GLOATS ABOUT
HOW SHE'S STRONGER THAN I AM.
379
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:32,039
THIS HAS TO END. I'VE BEEN
LIVING LIKE AN ANIMAL.
380
00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:40,419
(clatters)
381
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,230
OKAY. I COULDN'T STICK
TO THE STUPID DIET.
382
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,873
TURNS OUT MY FAVORITE FOOD
IS GLUTEN. HA. WHO KNEW?
383
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,466
YOU WERE EATINGTRASH.
384
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,007
I WAS EATING THE FOOD
385
00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:00,539
THAT BRENDA AND GRANT
TOOK OUT OF THE PANTRY.
386
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,470
IT WASN'T TRASH.
IT WAS AMONG TRASH.
387
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,546
OKAY, YOU WON.
GO AHEAD. GLOAT.
388
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,548
HA HA! YEAH!
389
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,351
ACTUALLY,
I WAS CHEATING, TOO.
390
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,594
WHAT?!
391
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,326
AND YOU LET ME EATTRASH?
392
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:22,259
LOOK, WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT
WHETHER I LET YOU EAT TRASH
393
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,532
OR... AMONG TRASH,
394
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,974
OR WE CAN GO OUT THERE
AND GRAB WHAT'S LEFT
395
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,497
BEFORE THE GARBAGEMAN
GETS IT.
396
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,400
OH!
397
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,050
(mouth full) I LOVE YOU
SO FLUFFIN' MUCH.
398
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,883
MM.
399
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,994
MM. MM.
(Nathan) MOM! DAD!
400
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,316
MM! MM.
401
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,890
(singsongy) I FIGURED OUT
MY PROJECT FOR SCIENCE CLUB!
402
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,973
(both) MM?
403
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,595
I'M DOING IT ON GLUTEN.
404
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,626
MM-HMM.
MM.
405
00:14:57,627 --> 00:14:58,997
WILL YOU GUYS COME AND SPEAK
ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS
406
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,169
TO GIVE UP?
407
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,530
(swallows)
408
00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:02,631
(both) MM-HMM.
409
00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,142
GREAT. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
410
00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:06,475
MM.
(clears throat and sniffles)
411
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:08,236
YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO KEEP LYING TO NATHAN
412
00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:09,238
UNTIL AFTER
HIS SCIENCE PROJECT.
413
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:10,479
IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD.
414
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,180
I KNOW.
415
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,412
SO YOU DON'T THINK
YOU CAN DO IT?
416
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,516
OH, I CAN DO IT,
417
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,317
AND IF THIS IS A COMPETITION,
WHICH I BELIEVE IT NOW IS,
418
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,090
I'LL BE ABLE TO LIE
BETTER THAN YOU.
419
00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:27,664
YEAH, YOU PROBABLY WILL.
420
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:28,657
(chuckles)
421
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:32,158
(laughs) I WAS LYING.
422
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:34,402
(laughs) SEE HOW GOOD I AM?
423
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:36,114
(high-pitched voice) BOOP.
424
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,710
MMM. WELL, HELLO.
425
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,411
WHAT IS THAT?
426
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,183
OH, THIS? JUST SOMETHING WE
PICKED UP AT JIMMY B's SUB SHOP,
427
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,246
BECAUSE, LIKE YOU,
WE HAVE OPTIONS.
428
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,218
150 CALORIES, WRAPPED UP
SUPER NEAT IN A CIABATTA BUN,
429
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,621
WHICH IS
ANOTHER 450 CALORIES.
430
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,663
THAT'S WHY WE ONLY NEED
DRINKS TODAY.
431
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,555
FINE.
432
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,387
(mouths words)
433
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,660
PLEASE DRIVE
TO THE NEXT WINDOW.
434
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:09,598
'SUP, MILADY.
435
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:12,339
OH, WHAT'S THIS
YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT?
436
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,072
JUST A FULLY LOADED OPTION
I HAVE.
437
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,714
(kisses)
438
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,678
(chuckles)
SHE WITHHELD THE STRAWS.
439
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,679
DUDE, IT'S TOTALLY WORKING.
440
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:27,616
YOUR SCIENCE IS SOUND,
441
00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,057
BUT REMEMBER,
WHEN TALKING ABOUT GLUTEN,
442
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,119
DON'T BE AFRAID TO UNLEASH
YOUR RAGE.
443
00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:35,101
I DON'T HAVE RAGE.
I ONLY HAVE ANXIETY.
444
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,725
SO AFTER I SPEAK,
445
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:41,266
YOU GUYS WILL TALK ABOUT HOW
HARD IT WAS TO STOP EATING IT.
446
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,531
(lowered voice) IT'S SO HARD
TO KEEP LYING TO HIM.
447
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,633
(lowered voice)
YOU GONNA FOLD?
448
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:47,044
NOPE. IF I CAN EAT BISCOTTI
PICKED OUT OF DRYER LINT,
449
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,277
I CAN KEEP LYING TO MY SON
FOR ANOTHER 30 MINUTES.
450
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,039
MY PROJECT IS
THE SCIENCE OF LYING--
451
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,482
HOW YOU CAN TELL
IF SOMEONE IS HIDING THE TRUTH
452
00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:56,254
JUST BY OBSERVING THEM.
453
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:58,746
WELL, WE WEREN'T COUNTING
ON THAT LITTLE TURD, WERE WE?
454
00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:02,018
LIARS!THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
455
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,456
IT'S BEEN A HALF-HOUR,
AND THEY HAVEN'T COME AFTER US.
456
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,658
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
TALK TO THEM.
457
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:13,129
WE GOTTA STICK TO THE PLAN.
458
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,733
(both sigh)
459
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,774
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
460
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:17,265
I ALMOST DIED YESTERDAY.
461
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,767
THEY SAID THAT SPIDER
WASN'T POISONOUS.
462
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:19,768
FINE, BUT WHEN IT BIT ME--
463
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,769
THEY SAID
IT DIDN'T BITE YOU.
464
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:21,640
WELL, THE POINT IS,
465
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,541
WHEN I WAS AS GOOD AS DEAD
ON THAT TABLE,
466
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,783
I TOLD MYSELF THAT IF I EVER
MADE IT THROUGH THIS...
467
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,215
WHICH WAS INEVITABLE.
468
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,417
I WOULD LIVE EVERY MOMENT
LIKE IT WAS MY LAST.
469
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,220
WE'VE GOTTA TAKE ACTION,
KENNY.
470
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,122
(Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes'
"Up Where We Belong" playing)
471
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,164
(brakes squeal)
472
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,525
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT OTHER FAST FOOD.
473
00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:40,087
I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU.
474
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:42,490
OH, CRAIG.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU, TOO.
475
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,732
THEN COME WITH ME
RIGHT NOW.
476
00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,304
HERE.
477
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:48,637
YOU GOTTA--
478
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:51,268
I'M TAKING YOU...
479
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,771
TO GO.
480
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,352
♪ WHERE THE EAGLES CRY ♪
481
00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:57,346
(glass shatters)
482
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,507
♪ ON A MOUNTAIN HIGH ♪
483
00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,849
WAY TO GO, REBECCA!
484
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:04,151
♪ UP WHERE WE BELONG ♪
485
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,164
OHH!
486
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,155
(chuckles)
I'M GOOD.
487
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,686
YOU GO, SHAUNA!
488
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,817
AAH! (chuckles)
(grunts)
489
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:11,789
♪ WHERE THE CLEAR WINDS BLOW ♪
490
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,121
UH, KENNY,
DUDE, THE CAR IS THIS WAY.
491
00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,804
OH, YEAH.
492
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,297
AND NOW I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY HEROES,
493
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,129
STARTING WITH MY DAD,
WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO FIND
494
00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,772
THE DISCIPLINE I NEEDED
TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
495
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,278
(chuckles)
496
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,743
(smacks lips)
497
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,246
GIVING UP GLUTEN WAS HARD...
(sighs)
498
00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:42,619
BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE, OBVIOUSLY,
499
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,162
UH, BECAUSE... I DID IT.
(chuckles)
500
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,896
WHY ELSE WOULD I BE
STANDING HERE?
501
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,457
(chuckles) HUH?
502
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,729
I GAVE UP GLUTEN.
503
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:55,371
(sighs and whispers) YEAH.
504
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,565
(normal voice) UM...
(whispers) "EXCESSIVE"...
505
00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,737
(sighs, normal voice)
WOW. IT'S--IT'S REALLY...
506
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,910
UM, SO, UH, MY--MY, UM, MY--
507
00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:05,883
(under breath)
YOU'RE STAMMERING.
508
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,815
IT'S NUMBER THREE ON THE LIST.
THAT KID IS ALL OVER YOU.
(sighs)
509
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,647
OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
510
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,690
SO MY--MY, UM,
MY--MY, UH, JOURNEY THAT, UM,
511
00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:17,225
THAT BROUGHT ME HERE...
512
00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:20,727
I CHEATED! I'VE BEEN EATING
THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO!
513
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,360
I HAD POTATO CHIPS,
514
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,932
AND I HID GUMMY WORMS IN
MY JUSTIN BIEBER COIN PURSE.
515
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,774
(sighs) OH.
516
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:36,182
I ATE GLUTEN, TOO.
517
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,605
(lowered voice) YES.
518
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:41,177
(high-pitched, singsong voice)
IN YOUR FACE. WINNER.
519
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,264
I ATE IT, TOO.
520
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,886
LIKE, A LOT.
521
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,818
PROBABLY MORE THAN I EVER ATE
BEFORE I TRIED NOT TO EAT IT.
522
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,233
(sighs) I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
523
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,765
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
524
00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,666
I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS
DON'T HAVE DISCIPLINE,
525
00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:01,269
YOU SHOWED ME THAT I DO.
526
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,214
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
527
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,606
(grunts)
(Brenda) CAN YOU IMAGINE?
528
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,778
LYING LIKE THAT WHEN
GOOD HEALTH IS SO IMPORTANT.
529
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,480
I LIED, TOO.
REALLY?
530
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,582
A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO,
YOU WERE WORKING A DOUBLE SHIFT,
531
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:18,954
AND I SOUGHT COMFORT WITH
A TEMPTRESS NAMED CHEESY BREAD.
532
00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:22,888
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
ACTUALLY, I...
533
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,992
FORGIVE YOU.
534
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,764
MAYBE FROM NOW ON
WE TRY NOT BEING COMPETITIVE
535
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:28,797
WITH EACH OTHER.
536
00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,398
GREAT IDEA.
MM-HMM. (chuckles)
537
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,801
(inhales deeply) BUT YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO STICK TO IT.
538
00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:36,273
OH, YEAH? YOU THINK
I CAN'T NOT BE COMPETITIVE?
539
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,566
I KNOW YOU CAN'T NOT.
540
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:38,907
CARE TO NOT MAKE IT
UNINTERESTING?
541
00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:40,868
OH, YES, I DON'T.
542
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,310
I THINK WE BOTH JUST LOST.
543
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,949
(gunfire)
KENNY, YOUR GUY'S RUNNING
IN CIRCLES.
544
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,850
KENNY. KENNY!
545
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:53,882
(gunfire)
Kenny!
546
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,793
SO DO YOU GET FREE FOOD
AT BIG BURGER?
547
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:58,026
HEAVILY DISCOUNTED.
548
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,687
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
YOU SHALL BE MINE.
549
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,260
(moaning)
550
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,361
(clatters)
551
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,573
CRAIG, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING
THAT ROCK?
552
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,265
(gunfire)
Craig!
553
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,596
WILL'S YELLING AT ME.
554
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:11,268
(chuckles) WAIT. WHY CAN'T
I HEAR ANYBODY IN MINE?
555
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,870
BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR
DRIVE-THRU HEADSET, SWEETIE.
556
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,442
OH. DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE IT OFF?
557
00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,754
OH, NO, NO. LEAVE IT ON.
558
00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,005
DO YOU LIKE IT?
559
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,306
YEAH. (chuckles)
560
00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,048
THEN PULL
TO THE NEXT WINDOW, PLEASE.
561
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,050
I'M SORRY. DO YOU MEAN--
562
00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,051
YES, I DO.
563
00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,482
OKAY.
Craig!
564
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,594
Kenny.
565
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,815
BRAVO TEAM TO M--YOU GUYS!
566
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:28,957
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