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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,032 --> 00:00:02,102 YOU READY? 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,673 YOU SHOOT THAT THING AS HARD AS YOU CAN. 3 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:05,044 (creaks) 4 00:00:05,036 --> 00:00:07,476 HEY, GUYS, LISTEN UP. 5 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:10,308 WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? 6 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,611 YOU DO KNOW THAT ARROW 7 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,352 WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH THAT CHAIN MAIL, DON'T YOU? 8 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:17,115 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. I MADE THIS OUT OF KEY CHAINS. 9 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:19,188 FINE. DIE. 10 00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:21,420 SO NATHAN JUST QUIT SCIENCE CLUB. 11 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,752 EVERY TIME HE HAD TO GO, 12 00:00:22,753 --> 00:00:24,363 HE CONVENIENTLY GOT A STOMACHACHE, 13 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:27,155 AND HE DID THE SAME THING WITH PIANO LESSONS. 14 00:00:27,158 --> 00:00:29,498 I'M GLAD HE QUIT PIANO. HE WAS BUTCHERING THAT THING. 15 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,460 I'M JUST WORRIED THAT HE'S NOT DISCIPLINED. 16 00:00:32,463 --> 00:00:34,813 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD FORCE HIM TO STICK WITH THINGS. 17 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:37,165 LIKE, MY FATHER NEVER LET ME QUIT ANYTHING, 18 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,638 EVEN THAT JOB AT THE DRIVING RANGE 19 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,109 WHERE I HAD TO WEAR THAT T-SHIRT THAT SAID "BALL WASHER." 20 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:42,142 (laughs) 21 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,313 WATCH THIS, WILL. 22 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:45,745 (creaks) 23 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,416 (pop, thud) 24 00:00:47,418 --> 00:00:49,578 WHOA. 25 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:52,350 WILL WAS RIGHT. THAT WOULD'VE KILLED YOU. 26 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,323 I DISAGREE. 27 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,190 WELL, GUESS WHAT DR. COLE SAID ABOUT NATHAN'S STOMACHACHE. 28 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:03,693 (mouth full) HE'S FAKING IT, ISN'T HE? 29 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,074 HE'S ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN. 30 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,195 HE'S ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN, ISN'T HE? SEE? GLUTEN. 31 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:10,669 FROM NOW ON, HE CAN'T EAT ANYTHING THAT HAS IT. 32 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,201 NO. THAT'S GONNA BE TOO HARD. 33 00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:14,813 NATHAN, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE DISCIPLINED 34 00:01:14,805 --> 00:01:16,575 AND TO PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT YOU CAN DO 35 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,847 ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO. 36 00:01:18,849 --> 00:01:20,709 GREAT. I'M A NERD WITH A FOOD ALLERGY. 37 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:23,611 LINE UP, LADIES. 38 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:26,664 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA LEAD BY EXAMPLE. 39 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,757 THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS GOING OFF GLUTEN. 40 00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:30,759 (laughs) YOU DO REALIZE 41 00:01:30,761 --> 00:01:32,861 THAT YOU'RE PART OF THIS FAMILY, DON'T YOU? 42 00:01:32,863 --> 00:01:34,093 (chuckles) SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,504 YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE THE DISCIPLINE TO DO IT? 44 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,126 NO, I'M--YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 45 00:01:38,129 --> 00:01:39,369 I'VE GOT PLENTY OF DISCIPLINE. 46 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,400 MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY DISCIPLINE. 47 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,182 OH, PLEASE. I TAUGHT MYSELF FRENCH WHEN I WAS 9 48 00:01:44,175 --> 00:01:45,575 AND TRAINED FOR A MARATHON IN A WEEK. 49 00:01:45,576 --> 00:01:46,876 YOU COULDN'T GO OFF DIET SODA FOR A DAY 50 00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:49,607 BECAUSE YOU BECAME-- YOUR WORDS--"TOO WEEPY." 51 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,280 YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 52 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:53,282 I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IF THIS IS A COMPETITION, 53 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:56,194 WHICH IT NOW IS, I'LL WIN. 54 00:01:56,187 --> 00:01:57,787 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY HEAD. 55 00:01:57,788 --> 00:01:59,188 I'M LIVING IN YOUR HEAD. 56 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,120 (chuckles) OH, YEAH? WELL, LOOK AROUND, 57 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,821 BECAUSE THE LOBE THAT CONTROLS DISCIPLINE 58 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,603 IS PLANNING MY VICTORY PARTY. 59 00:02:04,595 --> 00:02:06,855 OH. (clicks tongue) WHAT'S THAT, LOBE? 60 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:09,457 OH, THERESA'S NOT INVITED? OH, HOW SAD. 61 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:11,660 OHH. WELL, YOUR LOBE CAN SUCK IT. 62 00:02:11,662 --> 00:02:13,832 AND BY THE WAY, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT GLUTEN IS? 63 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,214 NO, I DO NOT. 64 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:19,137 GLUTEN, FROM THE LATIN "GLUTEN." 65 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,609 IT'S A PROTEIN FOUND IN WHEAT, BARLEY, AND RYE. 66 00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:21,841 IT'S WHY DOUGH HAS ELASTICITY, 67 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,872 AND IT GIVES FOOD A DELIGHTFUL, CHEWY TEXTURE. 68 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:27,224 NOW HERE'S THE BAD NEWS. IT'S KILLING ALL OF AMERICA. 69 00:02:27,218 --> 00:02:28,218 (bag rustles) 70 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:29,649 (scoffs) IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 71 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,150 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD? 72 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,751 UH, GRANT'S JUST VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS STUFF. 73 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,794 HE'S EVEN GOTTEN ME INTO IT. 74 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:38,226 NOW MY SKIN'S CLEARER. I'VE GOT MORE ENERGY. 75 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:39,859 MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER. 76 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,190 OKAY, THEY'RE NOT BIGGER, BUT THEY DO HAVE MORE PIZZAZZ. 77 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:44,163 (chuckles) 78 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,874 UH, IT'S IN PRETZELS? REALLY? AND CHEESE PUFFS? 79 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,467 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE ALL NATURAL. 80 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,869 SO ARE COBRAS, WILL. 81 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,340 IT'S IN EVERYTHING GOOD, HONEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 82 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:53,503 YOU AND YOUR LOBE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 83 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:54,684 ABOUT THROWING THAT VICTORY PARTY? 84 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,205 NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL, 85 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,547 CANCEL THE DEEJAY AND THE BRAIN STRIPPERS? 86 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:58,808 NOT AT ALL. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE 87 00:02:58,809 --> 00:03:01,409 HOME ALONE WITH THE SAD LOBE AND NO BRAIN STRIPPERS. 88 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,652 (lowered voice) WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 89 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:04,223 (lowered voice) OH, WHEN THEY GET COMPETITIVE, 90 00:03:04,215 --> 00:03:06,685 THIS IS HOW THEY TRASH-TALK. IT CAN BE VERY HARD TO FOLLOW. 91 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,258 HUH. 92 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,590 SO PRETTY MUCH ALL WE CAN EAT ARE... 93 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,822 LIGHTBULBS? 94 00:03:12,823 --> 00:03:15,203 GLUTEN? ISN'T THAT THE STUFF IN LIGHTBULBS? 95 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,665 NAH. I THINK GLUTEN IS THE NAME OF AQUAMAN'S NEMESIS. 96 00:03:17,668 --> 00:03:19,228 YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. WHENEVER YOU DON'T KNOW A WORD, 97 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,270 YOU THINK IT'S A SUPERHERO'S NEMESIS, 98 00:03:21,272 --> 00:03:22,572 LIKE "PONTIFICATE." 99 00:03:22,573 --> 00:03:25,283 HE AND OSTRACIZE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF GREEN LANTERN. 100 00:03:25,276 --> 00:03:28,306 WRONG. WILL, WOULD YOU PLEASE--WILL! 101 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,739 (gasps) SOME PEOPLE CAN BECOME LETHARGIC 102 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:32,410 WHEN THEY GO OFF GLUTEN, BUT NOT ME. I'M FINE. 103 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,843 JUST DEALING WITH A LITTLE HUNGER ISSUE. 104 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:37,924 LIKE, I HAVE A HUNGER. LIKE, AN INTENSE, ANGRY... HUNGER. 105 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,518 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, WILL? 106 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,920 TO TEACH NATHAN DISCIPLINE, 107 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,421 AND BECAUSE THERESA THINKS SHE CAN DO IT AND I CAN'T. 108 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,664 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD SHOW A LITTLE DISCIPLINE 109 00:03:45,656 --> 00:03:47,496 WITH THAT BIG BURGER SITUATION. 110 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:50,398 WE LIKE THESE TWO GIRLS WHO WORK AT THE DRIVE-THRU. 111 00:03:50,401 --> 00:03:52,331 WE CALL THEM MONEY AND FOOD. 112 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,313 MY GIRL IS MONEY, BECAUSE SHE TAKES THE MONEY. 113 00:03:54,305 --> 00:03:56,365 I LIKE FOOD. SHE GIVE ME MY FOOD. 114 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,367 WE'VE BEEN GOING TO LUNCH THERE EVERY DAY 115 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:58,938 TO TRY AND WIN THEM OVER, 116 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,769 PERHAPS WE SHOULD SHOW A LITTLE DISCIPLINE 117 00:04:00,771 --> 00:04:02,571 AND GO MORE OFTEN. 118 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:03,573 MM-HMM. 119 00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:04,784 THAT'S NOT DISCIPLINE. 120 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:05,975 THAT'S GOING TO BIG BURGER TO HIT ON WOMEN. 121 00:04:05,976 --> 00:04:07,946 THAT'S DISCIPLINE-- DOING WHAT YOU WANT 122 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,748 BUT DOING IT ALL THE TIME. LOOK IT UP. 123 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,621 DON'T NEED TO, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT THAT. 124 00:04:12,623 --> 00:04:14,433 WELL, WORDS CAN MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 125 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:15,625 ALSO NOT TRUE. 126 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:17,286 DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY "TRUE." 127 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:18,328 (chuckles) OH! 128 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,329 CHEW ON THAT WHILE WE EXERCISE SOME DISCIPLINE 129 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,631 AND GO TO LUNCH, WHATEVER "LUNCH" MEANS. 130 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,633 (chuckles) 131 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:24,644 (high-pitched voice) WHAT? 132 00:04:24,635 --> 00:04:27,865 (imitating explosions) 133 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,739 OHH! AHH. 134 00:04:32,743 --> 00:04:35,283 HE JUST BLEW YOUR MIND, WILLIAM. 135 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,450 (gasps) IMAGINE MEETING YOU HERE. 136 00:04:42,453 --> 00:04:44,493 (giggles) HI, CRAIG. 137 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:48,285 I LAUGH AT THAT JOKE EVERY TIME. I'M SO EASY. (chuckles) 138 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,318 ARE YOU? 139 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,290 (giggles) THAT ONE, TOO. 140 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,421 (mouths word) 141 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:55,034 HERE IS YOUR CHANGE. (coins clink) 142 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:57,365 I DON'T NEED TO COUNT IT. I TRUST YOU. 143 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:59,028 MM, BUT CAN I TRUST YOU? 144 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:00,929 NO. (chuckles) 145 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:04,031 I MEAN, YES, YOU CAN. I'M--I'M VERY TRUSTWORTHY. 146 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:05,844 GOOD--GOOD-BYE. 147 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:07,306 (giggles) BYE. 148 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:14,852 (both grunting) 149 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:16,715 (sighs) I SCREWED UP THAT LAST PART, 150 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,347 BUT IT WAS GOOD. NO, YOU WERE GREAT. 151 00:05:18,349 --> 00:05:20,019 OKAY. GOOD. THANKS. 152 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,391 HEY, GORGEOUS. 153 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:24,864 YOU GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME? 154 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:27,895 HI, KENNY. I SLIPPED A FUDGY FINGER IN THERE. 155 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:30,758 A WHAT, MADAME? 156 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,061 IT'S A FRIED BROWNIE. 157 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:33,402 IT'S NOT GONNA BE ON THE MENU TILL NEXT WEEK, 158 00:05:33,404 --> 00:05:35,374 BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A PREVIEW. 159 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:38,036 OH. THEN I ACCEPT YOUR FUDGY FINGER, 160 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,968 AND I THANK YOU FOR THE TREAT. 161 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:41,870 (giggles) ADIEU. 162 00:05:41,872 --> 00:05:43,372 (both, high-pitched voices) BOOP. 163 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:50,879 THAT WAS AWESOME. WILL, HERE'S YOUR SALAD. 164 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:53,621 WHAT? OHH. WAIT. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP? 165 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:56,364 OH, NO. WILL'S GONE, BUT LOOK, IT'S SNIDELY WHIPLASH. 166 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,526 (laughing) 167 00:05:57,528 --> 00:05:58,928 OH, YOU GUYS! I-- 168 00:05:58,929 --> 00:06:01,489 (slaps leg) I'M SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW I.D. BADGE TODAY. 169 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:03,362 I CAN'T HAVE ONE OF THESE ON TWO YEARS IN A ROW. 170 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,573 (laughing) (snorts) 171 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,995 OH, MY GOD. THAT FOOD SMELLS AMAZING. 172 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:07,366 HAVE SOME. 173 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,537 OHH. WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU, LIKE, 174 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,439 FOUR MORE TIMES. YEAH, DO SOME MORE FLIRTING, 175 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,001 AND BY THE END OF THE DAY, WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH BURGERS 176 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:13,442 TO MAKE ABIZZA. 177 00:06:13,444 --> 00:06:14,854 WHAT'S A BIZZA? IT'S A BURGER PIZZA. 178 00:06:14,845 --> 00:06:16,475 TAKE A BUNCH OF BURGERS, SMASH 'EM DOWN IN A PIZZA PAN, 179 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,007 COVER THE ENTIRE THING IN CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE. 180 00:06:19,009 --> 00:06:21,009 IT'S OUR CULINARY CONTRIBUTION TO HUMANITY. 181 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:22,111 THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER. 182 00:06:22,112 --> 00:06:23,812 I WANT TO BE BURIED IN ONE WHEN I DIE. 183 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:26,824 YOU MEAN A CHEESEBUR-CASKET? WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BUDDY. 184 00:06:26,817 --> 00:06:29,587 OH, STATE WON'T ALLOW IT. 185 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,090 THIS GLUTEN-FREE THING IS REALLY WORKING OUT. 186 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,861 NATHAN'S STOMACHACHES ARE GONE. 187 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,773 IT IS SO NICE NOT HAVING A TEACHER KNOCKING 188 00:06:34,765 --> 00:06:37,425 ON THE BATHROOM STALL, ASKING IF I'M OKAY. 189 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:38,428 OHH. 190 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:39,829 AND IT'S BEEN EASY TO STICK TO, 191 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:42,500 ESPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T HAVE MY OWN MONEY TO BUY FOOD 192 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,683 OR ANY WAY TO GET TO A STORE. 193 00:06:44,675 --> 00:06:47,175 SO HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU,HONEY? 194 00:06:47,177 --> 00:06:49,177 WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO? OH, THAT'S RIGHT. (chuckles) 195 00:06:49,179 --> 00:06:50,879 WE'RE ON A DIET. 196 00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:53,581 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SO SIMPLE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT. 197 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,194 SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 198 00:06:55,185 --> 00:06:57,085 PIZZA. SERIOUSLY? 199 00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:58,417 YEP. GLUTEN-FREE. 200 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,418 (splats) 201 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,949 JUST LIKE REGULAR PIZZA, 202 00:07:00,951 --> 00:07:02,721 EXCEPT YOU EAT IT WITH A SPOON. 203 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,534 (doorbell rings) 204 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,957 I NEED BIZZA. 205 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:13,861 MMM. OHH. 206 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:15,714 MMM. 207 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:20,710 I FEEL AWFUL. 208 00:07:20,711 --> 00:07:22,671 SURE. YOU JUST HAD FIVE SLICES OF BIZZA IN THREE MINUTES. 209 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:24,623 YOUR STOMACH'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT IT CANNOT WIN. 210 00:07:24,615 --> 00:07:26,475 NO, I MEAN, I CHEATED ON THE DIET, 211 00:07:26,477 --> 00:07:28,517 JUST LIKE THERESA SAID I WOULD. 212 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,179 I AM SO WEAK. 213 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:33,150 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. MY BLOOD SUGAR IS RAGING. 214 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,833 (chuckles) I'M SO STRONG. 215 00:07:34,825 --> 00:07:37,525 I COULD RACE A LEOPARD... OR A PUMA! 216 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:38,958 JUST ENJOY THE RIDE, BUDDY, 217 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,159 AND MAYBE TAKE A BREAK FROM TELLING US 218 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,530 ALL THE DIFFERENT ANIMALS YOU COULD RACE. 219 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:45,173 (chuckles) SO WE FOUND OUT SOMETHING TODAY. 220 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,595 OSTRICH. 221 00:07:46,597 --> 00:07:49,497 RIGHT. SO... MONEY AND FOOD, THE DRIVE-THRU GIRLS-- 222 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,940 WE FOUND OUT... THEY'RE SISTERS! 223 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:53,501 YEAH, AND EACH OF US IS WITH ONE OF THEM. 224 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:55,484 HOW HOT ISTHAT? 225 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,205 NOT HOT AT ALL. I MEAN, SISTERS ARE HOT, 226 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,078 BUT YOU HAVE TO BOTH BE WITH BOTH OF THEM. 227 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,110 WE ARE. 228 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:02,851 AT THE SAME TIME. WE ARE. 229 00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:06,823 I MEAN, EACH OF YOU WITH BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. 230 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:08,757 THAT IS GROSS, WILL. THEY'RE SISTERS. 231 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:10,519 YEAH, HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT. 232 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:11,861 I'M SORRY. I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK. 233 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:12,962 I NEED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE 234 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:15,133 WHO BELIEVE THAT I CAN STICK TO THIS DIET, 235 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,695 BECAUSE I AMNOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 236 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,770 (door closes) 237 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,632 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HOTTER? 238 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:27,244 IF WE WERE BROTHERS AND WE HAD SEX WITH ONE OF THEM. 239 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:30,507 (chuckles) YEAH. WAIT. NO. 240 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,610 WHY DON'T WE GET THIS? 241 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,082 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH US. 242 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,253 I KNOW IT'S REALLY HARD TO EAT THIS WAY... 243 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:37,515 (sighs) MM. BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT. 244 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,847 YOU WERE SMART TO COME TO US FOR HELP, WILL. 245 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:41,189 I'M GONNA ENTICE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH BANANA PASTE 246 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:44,151 ON A MILLET STONE CRISP SO GOOD... 247 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,634 (chuckles) IT'LL UNNERVE YOU. 248 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:50,657 OOH. LOOK WHAT WE'RE GONNA GET. 249 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:53,301 (sighs) IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT, 250 00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:54,673 THERE'S A BIG PILE OF IT FROM THE LAST TIME... 251 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,535 (lowered voice) THAT I DUMPED IN THAT PLANT. 252 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,066 WHAT? 253 00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:00,238 YOU CAME HERE FOR HELP. 254 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,910 (plastic rustling) HERE IT IS. 255 00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:05,622 THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE THIS DIET IS TO NEVER ACTUALLY DO IT. 256 00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:07,076 (singsongy) PECAN TURTLE? 257 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:08,717 YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHEATING? 258 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:11,549 (mouth full) PFFT. OF COURSE. ONLY FREAKS 259 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,781 LIKE GRANT AND THERESA CAN SURVIVE THIS DIET. 260 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:13,923 (gasps) 261 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:16,834 MORTALS LIKE US HAVE TO CHEAT. 262 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,758 YOU WANNA KNOW HOW YOU WIN, WILL? 263 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,190 (rattles) 264 00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:24,701 (singsongy) BY NEVER LETTING THERESA KNOW THAT SHE WON. 265 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:25,595 OHH! 266 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:28,566 SO YOU JUST HIDE SNACKS AROUND THE HOUSE? 267 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,668 EVERYWHERE. 268 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,940 THAT COUCH ALONE HAS SO MUCH PIE UNDER IT, 269 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:32,801 IT'S LIKE A COUNTY FAIR DOWN THERE. 270 00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:35,183 (crunches) CHIP? 271 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,677 SEE, THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT CHICKEN TENDERS-- 272 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,249 YOU CAN GO AROUND AGAIN AND SAY YOU FORGOT DIPPING SAUCE. 273 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:42,911 I THINK I'M GONNA GET INTO SOME DEEPER STUFF THIS TIME-- 274 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:45,763 RELIGION, WAR ON TERROR, ABOR-- 275 00:09:45,756 --> 00:09:47,216 (giggling) JOEL, STOP. 276 00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:48,617 HEY. (Money) YOU'RE SO BAD. 277 00:09:48,619 --> 00:09:50,659 WHAT IS MONEY DOING LAUGHING WITH THAT GUY? 278 00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,061 THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES WITHME! 279 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:54,092 SHE'S JUST BEING POLITE TO THE CUSTOMERS. KEEP IT COOL. 280 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:56,926 OHH. 281 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,170 HI. 282 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:02,371 YEAH. 283 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:04,272 WHO ARE THE GUYS IN THE FIERO, THE COMEDIANS? 284 00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:06,784 OH, IT'S BRIAN AND JOEL. THEY COME HERE ALL THE TIME. 285 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:07,877 OH. THEY'RE ALWAYS JOKING ABOUT 286 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:09,608 RESCUING ME AND MY SISTER FROM OUR WINDOWS 287 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,639 AND DRIVING OFF INTO THE SUNSET. 288 00:10:11,642 --> 00:10:14,382 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A PREVIEW. IT'S A FUDGY FINGER. 289 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,794 WHAT?! 290 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:16,986 (giggles) 291 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:19,817 MY BEAUTIFUL FOOD HAS BETRAYED ME. 292 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,150 (chuckles) HO HO! 293 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:22,321 HEY. GOOD NEWS. 294 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,722 THIS DISCIPLINE THING REALLY PAID OFF. 295 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,204 NATHAN REJOINED SCIENCE CLUB. 296 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:26,625 REALLY? THAT'S GREAT. 297 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,656 OH,ISEE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 298 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,800 YOU WANT TO QUIT THE DIET? IS THAT IT? 299 00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:35,843 I'M NOT QUITTING ANYTHING, BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO. 300 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,206 I'M NOT QUITTING. 301 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:39,267 GOOD, BECAUSE THERE'S, LIKE, 6 POUNDS OF SOY-SAGNA 302 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:40,639 IN THE FRIDGE. 303 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,810 MMM. NOT FOR LONG. 304 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,081 OHH. 305 00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:56,194 I WANT YOU INSIDE ME. 306 00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:57,886 (sighs) DARN IT. 307 00:10:57,888 --> 00:10:59,228 FORGOT MY KEYS. (thuds) 308 00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:02,129 (chuckles) WELL, THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE AWAY? 309 00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:10,269 (mouths word) 310 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:12,701 WHO DRIVES A FIERO ANYWAY? 311 00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:14,853 MYMOM,AFTER SHE RETIRED, 312 00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:16,775 TO PROVE TO MY DAD THAT SHE'S STILL GOT IT. 313 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,207 AND SHEDID NOTSTILL HAVE IT. 314 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,008 PFFT. NOT EVEN CLOSE. YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO? 315 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,680 WE GOTTA MAKE FOOD AND MONEY JEALOUS, 316 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,411 LIKE THEY'RE DOING TO US. SHOW THEM WE HAVE OPTIONS, TOO. 317 00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:25,694 YOU MEAN LIKE OTHER GIRLS? 318 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,855 YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE THOSE KIND OF OPTIONS, 319 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,788 BUT WE DO HAVE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER. 320 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,821 WHAT? 321 00:11:31,822 --> 00:11:32,722 I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE SOME THOUGHTS. 322 00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,933 (sneezes) 323 00:11:34,925 --> 00:11:36,795 (strained voice) HI, GUYS. (sneezes and grunts) 324 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,267 BLESS YOU, FRIEND. 325 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,398 THANK YOU. (sneezes) 326 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,699 THAT'LL DO. 327 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,730 (sneezes) 328 00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:43,872 (haughty voice) I SAID, "THAT'LL DO," SIR. 329 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,014 SORRY. (sniffles) 330 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,105 I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LITTLE TIME UNDER THE HOUSE. 331 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,136 DIGGING FOR GOLD? 332 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,437 DID YOU MURDER A NEIGHBOR? 333 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,078 NO, NOTHING WEIRD. I'M JUST EATING UNDER THERE. 334 00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:53,111 THERESA ALMOST CAUGHT ME CHEATING ON THIS DIET 335 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,953 A COUPLE TIMES, SO I SET UP THIS REALLY COOL MAN CAVE 336 00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:59,746 WHERE I CAN CHILL OUT AND EAT CRAP THE WAY GOD INTENDED. 337 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,750 OOH! A MAN CAVE. I WANT TO BE THERE NOW. 338 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:03,322 WHY ARE WE STILL NOT THERE? 339 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,933 WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? 340 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,255 (whispers) THIS PLACE ISHORRIBLE. 341 00:12:07,257 --> 00:12:09,797 WELL, I KNOW IT'S NOT FULLY TRICKED-OUT YET, 342 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,500 BUT IMAGINE IT WITH A CEREAL DISPENSER 343 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,761 AND A MINI FRIDGE. 344 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:13,933 EVENTUALLY I'LL DIG A FEW PITS... (thud) 345 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,274 SO WE CAN STAND UPRIGHT. OH. 346 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:18,205 (inhales deeply) WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 347 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,168 SOMETHIN' BIG'S BEEN PEEING DOWN HERE. 348 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,910 YEAH, THERE WAS A POSSUM. 349 00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:23,742 I THINK THAT PEE IS FROM WHATEVER KILLED IT. 350 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,823 ANYWAY, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, RIGHT? 351 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:27,246 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN PICTURE IT. 352 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,417 NICE RUG ON THE FLOOR, A COUPLE THROW PILLOWS, 353 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,320 MAYBE A MOROCCAN VIBE. 354 00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:36,455 WHAT? 355 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,788 (Craig) AAH! 356 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:42,760 OH, MY GOD. THAT SPIDER BIT ME FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. 357 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,842 (panting) I AM SO, SO SORRY. 358 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,295 I CAN'T FEEL THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY. 359 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:47,796 HOW COULD YOU INVITE PEOPLE DOWN THERE? 360 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:49,468 IT'S JUST PLAIN RECKLESS! 361 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,369 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT! 362 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,941 DON'T BOTHER DIGGING ME AND CRAIG STANDING PITS. 363 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:55,354 WE'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE AGAIN. 364 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:57,905 AAH! I FEEL ANOTHER ONE ON ME. KILL IT. KILL IT! 365 00:12:57,908 --> 00:12:59,948 NO, NO. WE GOT 'EM ALL, BUDDY. 366 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,810 NICE WORK, WILL. YOU BROKE CRAIG. 367 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:03,312 (sighs) WHAT AM I DOING? 368 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:06,463 I-I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO WIN THIS THING WITH THERESA 369 00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:08,816 THAT I'VE TOTALLY LOST PERSPECTIVE. 370 00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:10,959 LAST NIGHT, I PEED IN AN EMPTY POTATO CHIP BAG. 371 00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,421 (high-pitched voice) OH! I'M DONE. 372 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:15,032 KENNY, IT'S GETTING COLD. 373 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,825 DON'T YOU DIE ONME! 374 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:19,428 WHAT? BUT, WILL... 375 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,329 (rustles) YOU HAVEIT ALL. 376 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,971 I MEAN, WHY STOP NOW, WHEN YOU'RE A WINNER? 377 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,844 I CAN'T KEEP LYING TO THERESA. 378 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:28,906 I DON'T CARE IF SHE GLOATS ABOUT HOW SHE'S STRONGER THAN I AM. 379 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:32,039 THIS HAS TO END. I'VE BEEN LIVING LIKE AN ANIMAL. 380 00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:40,419 (clatters) 381 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,230 OKAY. I COULDN'T STICK TO THE STUPID DIET. 382 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,873 TURNS OUT MY FAVORITE FOOD IS GLUTEN. HA. WHO KNEW? 383 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,466 YOU WERE EATINGTRASH. 384 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,007 I WAS EATING THE FOOD 385 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:00,539 THAT BRENDA AND GRANT TOOK OUT OF THE PANTRY. 386 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,470 IT WASN'T TRASH. IT WAS AMONG TRASH. 387 00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,546 OKAY, YOU WON. GO AHEAD. GLOAT. 388 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,548 HA HA! YEAH! 389 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,351 ACTUALLY, I WAS CHEATING, TOO. 390 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,594 WHAT?! 391 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,326 AND YOU LET ME EATTRASH? 392 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:22,259 LOOK, WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT WHETHER I LET YOU EAT TRASH 393 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,532 OR... AMONG TRASH, 394 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,974 OR WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND GRAB WHAT'S LEFT 395 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,497 BEFORE THE GARBAGEMAN GETS IT. 396 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,400 OH! 397 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,050 (mouth full) I LOVE YOU SO FLUFFIN' MUCH. 398 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,883 MM. 399 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,994 MM. MM. (Nathan) MOM! DAD! 400 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,316 MM! MM. 401 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,890 (singsongy) I FIGURED OUT MY PROJECT FOR SCIENCE CLUB! 402 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,973 (both) MM? 403 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,595 I'M DOING IT ON GLUTEN. 404 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,626 MM-HMM. MM. 405 00:14:57,627 --> 00:14:58,997 WILL YOU GUYS COME AND SPEAK ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS 406 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,169 TO GIVE UP? 407 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,530 (swallows) 408 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:02,631 (both) MM-HMM. 409 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,142 GREAT. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 410 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:06,475 MM. (clears throat and sniffles) 411 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:08,236 YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP LYING TO NATHAN 412 00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:09,238 UNTIL AFTER HIS SCIENCE PROJECT. 413 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:10,479 IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD. 414 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,180 I KNOW. 415 00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,412 SO YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO IT? 416 00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,516 OH, I CAN DO IT, 417 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,317 AND IF THIS IS A COMPETITION, WHICH I BELIEVE IT NOW IS, 418 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,090 I'LL BE ABLE TO LIE BETTER THAN YOU. 419 00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:27,664 YEAH, YOU PROBABLY WILL. 420 00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:28,657 (chuckles) 421 00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:32,158 (laughs) I WAS LYING. 422 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:34,402 (laughs) SEE HOW GOOD I AM? 423 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:36,114 (high-pitched voice) BOOP. 424 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,710 MMM. WELL, HELLO. 425 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,411 WHAT IS THAT? 426 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,183 OH, THIS? JUST SOMETHING WE PICKED UP AT JIMMY B's SUB SHOP, 427 00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,246 BECAUSE, LIKE YOU, WE HAVE OPTIONS. 428 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,218 150 CALORIES, WRAPPED UP SUPER NEAT IN A CIABATTA BUN, 429 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,621 WHICH IS ANOTHER 450 CALORIES. 430 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,663 THAT'S WHY WE ONLY NEED DRINKS TODAY. 431 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,555 FINE. 432 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,387 (mouths words) 433 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,660 PLEASE DRIVE TO THE NEXT WINDOW. 434 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:09,598 'SUP, MILADY. 435 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:12,339 OH, WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT? 436 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,072 JUST A FULLY LOADED OPTION I HAVE. 437 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,714 (kisses) 438 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,678 (chuckles) SHE WITHHELD THE STRAWS. 439 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,679 DUDE, IT'S TOTALLY WORKING. 440 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:27,616 YOUR SCIENCE IS SOUND, 441 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,057 BUT REMEMBER, WHEN TALKING ABOUT GLUTEN, 442 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,119 DON'T BE AFRAID TO UNLEASH YOUR RAGE. 443 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:35,101 I DON'T HAVE RAGE. I ONLY HAVE ANXIETY. 444 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,725 SO AFTER I SPEAK, 445 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:41,266 YOU GUYS WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS TO STOP EATING IT. 446 00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,531 (lowered voice) IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP LYING TO HIM. 447 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,633 (lowered voice) YOU GONNA FOLD? 448 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:47,044 NOPE. IF I CAN EAT BISCOTTI PICKED OUT OF DRYER LINT, 449 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,277 I CAN KEEP LYING TO MY SON FOR ANOTHER 30 MINUTES. 450 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,039 MY PROJECT IS THE SCIENCE OF LYING-- 451 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,482 HOW YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE IS HIDING THE TRUTH 452 00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:56,254 JUST BY OBSERVING THEM. 453 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:58,746 WELL, WE WEREN'T COUNTING ON THAT LITTLE TURD, WERE WE? 454 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:02,018 LIARS!THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 455 00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,456 IT'S BEEN A HALF-HOUR, AND THEY HAVEN'T COME AFTER US. 456 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,658 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TALK TO THEM. 457 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:13,129 WE GOTTA STICK TO THE PLAN. 458 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,733 (both sigh) 459 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,774 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 460 00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:17,265 I ALMOST DIED YESTERDAY. 461 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,767 THEY SAID THAT SPIDER WASN'T POISONOUS. 462 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:19,768 FINE, BUT WHEN IT BIT ME-- 463 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,769 THEY SAID IT DIDN'T BITE YOU. 464 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:21,640 WELL, THE POINT IS, 465 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,541 WHEN I WAS AS GOOD AS DEAD ON THAT TABLE, 466 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,783 I TOLD MYSELF THAT IF I EVER MADE IT THROUGH THIS... 467 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,215 WHICH WAS INEVITABLE. 468 00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,417 I WOULD LIVE EVERY MOMENT LIKE IT WAS MY LAST. 469 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,220 WE'VE GOTTA TAKE ACTION, KENNY. 470 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,122 (Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes' "Up Where We Belong" playing) 471 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,164 (brakes squeal) 472 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,525 I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER FAST FOOD. 473 00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:40,087 I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU. 474 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:42,490 OH, CRAIG. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU, TOO. 475 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,732 THEN COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 476 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,304 HERE. 477 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:48,637 YOU GOTTA-- 478 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:51,268 I'M TAKING YOU... 479 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,771 TO GO. 480 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,352 ♪ WHERE THE EAGLES CRY ♪ 481 00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:57,346 (glass shatters) 482 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,507 ♪ ON A MOUNTAIN HIGH ♪ 483 00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,849 WAY TO GO, REBECCA! 484 00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:04,151 ♪ UP WHERE WE BELONG ♪ 485 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,164 OHH! 486 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,155 (chuckles) I'M GOOD. 487 00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,686 YOU GO, SHAUNA! 488 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,817 AAH! (chuckles) (grunts) 489 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:11,789 ♪ WHERE THE CLEAR WINDS BLOW ♪ 490 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,121 UH, KENNY, DUDE, THE CAR IS THIS WAY. 491 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,804 OH, YEAH. 492 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,297 AND NOW I WANT YOU TO MEET MY HEROES, 493 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,129 STARTING WITH MY DAD, WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO FIND 494 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,772 THE DISCIPLINE I NEEDED TO CHANGE MY LIFE. 495 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,278 (chuckles) 496 00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,743 (smacks lips) 497 00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,246 GIVING UP GLUTEN WAS HARD... (sighs) 498 00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:42,619 BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE, OBVIOUSLY, 499 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,162 UH, BECAUSE... I DID IT. (chuckles) 500 00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,896 WHY ELSE WOULD I BE STANDING HERE? 501 00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,457 (chuckles) HUH? 502 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,729 I GAVE UP GLUTEN. 503 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:55,371 (sighs and whispers) YEAH. 504 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,565 (normal voice) UM... (whispers) "EXCESSIVE"... 505 00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,737 (sighs, normal voice) WOW. IT'S--IT'S REALLY... 506 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,910 UM, SO, UH, MY--MY, UM, MY-- 507 00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:05,883 (under breath) YOU'RE STAMMERING. 508 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,815 IT'S NUMBER THREE ON THE LIST. THAT KID IS ALL OVER YOU. (sighs) 509 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,647 OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 510 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,690 SO MY--MY, UM, MY--MY, UH, JOURNEY THAT, UM, 511 00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:17,225 THAT BROUGHT ME HERE... 512 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:20,727 I CHEATED! I'VE BEEN EATING THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO! 513 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,360 I HAD POTATO CHIPS, 514 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,932 AND I HID GUMMY WORMS IN MY JUSTIN BIEBER COIN PURSE. 515 00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,774 (sighs) OH. 516 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:36,182 I ATE GLUTEN, TOO. 517 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,605 (lowered voice) YES. 518 00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:41,177 (high-pitched, singsong voice) IN YOUR FACE. WINNER. 519 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,264 I ATE IT, TOO. 520 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,886 LIKE, A LOT. 521 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,818 PROBABLY MORE THAN I EVER ATE BEFORE I TRIED NOT TO EAT IT. 522 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,233 (sighs) I'M SORRY, BUDDY. 523 00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,765 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 524 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,666 I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE DISCIPLINE, 525 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:01,269 YOU SHOWED ME THAT I DO. 526 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,214 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 527 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,606 (grunts) (Brenda) CAN YOU IMAGINE? 528 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,778 LYING LIKE THAT WHEN GOOD HEALTH IS SO IMPORTANT. 529 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,480 I LIED, TOO. REALLY? 530 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,582 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE WORKING A DOUBLE SHIFT, 531 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:18,954 AND I SOUGHT COMFORT WITH A TEMPTRESS NAMED CHEESY BREAD. 532 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:22,888 IT'S OKAY, BABY. ACTUALLY, I... 533 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,992 FORGIVE YOU. 534 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,764 MAYBE FROM NOW ON WE TRY NOT BEING COMPETITIVE 535 00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:28,797 WITH EACH OTHER. 536 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,398 GREAT IDEA. MM-HMM. (chuckles) 537 00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,801 (inhales deeply) BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STICK TO IT. 538 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:36,273 OH, YEAH? YOU THINK I CAN'T NOT BE COMPETITIVE? 539 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,566 I KNOW YOU CAN'T NOT. 540 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:38,907 CARE TO NOT MAKE IT UNINTERESTING? 541 00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:40,868 OH, YES, I DON'T. 542 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,310 I THINK WE BOTH JUST LOST. 543 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,949 (gunfire) KENNY, YOUR GUY'S RUNNING IN CIRCLES. 544 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,850 KENNY. KENNY! 545 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:53,882 (gunfire) Kenny! 546 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,793 SO DO YOU GET FREE FOOD AT BIG BURGER? 547 00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:58,026 HEAVILY DISCOUNTED. 548 00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,687 THEN IT'S SETTLED. YOU SHALL BE MINE. 549 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,260 (moaning) 550 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,361 (clatters) 551 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,573 CRAIG, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THAT ROCK? 552 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,265 (gunfire) Craig! 553 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,596 WILL'S YELLING AT ME. 554 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:11,268 (chuckles) WAIT. WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYBODY IN MINE? 555 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,870 BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR DRIVE-THRU HEADSET, SWEETIE. 556 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,442 OH. DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT OFF? 557 00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,754 OH, NO, NO. LEAVE IT ON. 558 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,005 DO YOU LIKE IT? 559 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,306 YEAH. (chuckles) 560 00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,048 THEN PULL TO THE NEXT WINDOW, PLEASE. 561 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,050 I'M SORRY. DO YOU MEAN-- 562 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,051 YES, I DO. 563 00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,482 OKAY. Craig! 564 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,594 Kenny. 565 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,815 BRAVO TEAM TO M--YOU GUYS! 566 00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:28,957 (controller clatters) 40695

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