Original subtitles

- Surprise!

(yells)

- I told you I don't like surprises.

They're bad for my di-di-stomach.

- Guess what!

- Do I have to?

- A puppy followed me home.

- Yeah right, a puppy?

- Tadah, it's a puppy dude.

(bleats)

- Um I know I'm no expert on animals,

but isn't that a goat?

(bleating)

- I present Wow-wow, the happy puppy.

(bleats)

(sniffs)

- But it smells like a goat,

and has horns, and a goatee beard.

- And he can dance, wanna see?

- Um I'm not sure I--

- Of course you do.

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and.

Drop it low, yay!

- Oh my tail doesn't like this.

Are you sure he doesn't miss his family?

Was no one looking for him?

- I've always wanted a puppy.

(smooching)

- But but it's a big responsibility!

Not to mention the extra therapy I'll need.

(blows raspberry)

(bleating)

(sniffs)

(blows raspberry)

Do you see what he's doing?

(crunching, bleating)

He's chewing everything!

- Isn't it cute?

- Ow!

(crunching)

What did I do to deserve this?

(bleats)

- Goochy goochy goo, isn't he smart?

Most puppies can't use computers.

(groans)

Whoa!

You win the game, Wow-wow.

Wow-wow?

Hey, my puppy can climb buildings.

- Okay Mr. Dummy, the loser of this fight

cleans my kitty tray.

Kitty ninja! (bleats)

Stop assassin!

I'm ready for you!

(bleating)

(slurping)

- Wow-wow!

He's so good at climbing.

(chuckles)

(bleats)

Such a clever puppy.

- Puppy, puppy, puppy, puppy?

I hate dogs!

(bleats)

Hang on a second.

Your dog speaks fluent goat.

- I told you he was clever.

Hey, Wow-wow, want to play in the park?

(bleats)

See, wagging tail.

It's gummy time!

♪ I love my puppy and my puppy loves me ♪

♪ We are the bestest buddies ♪

♪ He even sings with me ♪

♪ He's got some crazy dance moves uh-huh ♪

♪ He shakes from side to side ♪

(bleating)

♪ He's got some crazy dance moves uh-huh ♪

♪ He shakes from side to side ♪

(bleating)

♪ He shakes from side to side ♪

(bleating)

Wow-wow wait!

Go go go!

(yells)

- Not so fast!

Oh this is chameleon abuse!

- Wow-wow!

(bleats)

Ooh, looky loo!

He climbs as well as a goat.

- That's because he's--

- A super talented puppy, I know!

(groans)

(bleating)

- Kitty ninja!

(grunting)

(bleating)

- G-g-Gummy, I'm not so good with heights.

- Oh, you're not?

- No.

- Let's go down then.

(yells)

Better now?

(groaning)

Great, now where's Wow-wow?

- What are those?

- Cool, he's left a trail of raisins for us to follow.

- Um I don't think those are raisins.

- This way!

What's he listening to?

(bleating)

- Look out!

(yelling)

(bleating)

- Wow-wow, you have a family?

(bleating)

Amaze-a-craze-a-wowie!

You know you can visit us whenever you like.

(bleats)

And always remember that special thing I told you.

Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah.

(bleats)

I don't think those other animals are puppies.

- Ugh, now he gets it.

- I think Wow-wow is adopted.

(groans)

♪ I'm a gummy bear yes I'm a gummy bear ♪