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(cuckoo chimes)
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(upbeat music)
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(phone rings)
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- [Secretary] As per
your instructions, Mr. C
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we have tracked down
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the happiest place in the known universe.
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I have just emailed a photo of it to you.
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- The happiest place hm?
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Well not for long.
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(humming)
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- Who says doing chores can't be fun?
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(clock ticking)
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(alarm blares)
(yelling)
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(grunting)
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(choral music)
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- Wow, my favorite breakfast!
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- Mine too, thanks Gummy.
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- Something tells me today is gonna be...
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- [Both] An incredibly happy day!
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- Well, that makes it unanimous.
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Tadah, 'cause I'm feeling
happy happy happy too!
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- Well I feel crabby.
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Maybe even crabbier than usual.
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- [Secretary] You wanted
to be annoyed by me sir?
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- Yes.
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(cuckoo chimes)
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It's time to announce the contest.
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- Enchanted, your ladyship.
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How's our budget working out Harry?
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- Well, by my latest calculations
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we've got enough to last forever.
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As long as we don't buy anything,
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do anything, or go anywhere.
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(gasps)
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- Does that mean my yacht and new set
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of solid gold nunchucks are out?
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- They do say the best
things in life are free.
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- I'm not even sure we can afford those.
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- Oh man, I wish there was some way
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we could get our paws on some moolah.
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- [Reporter] And the contest winner
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will receive a prize of
one gajillion smackers!
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(cash register dings)
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- Oops, sorry.
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- Turn it back on!
- Turn it back on!
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- Turn it back on!
- Turn it back on!
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- [Both] Turn it back on!
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- [Reporter] I'll repeat,
today eccentric sourpuss
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bajillionaire Grumpy McCrab
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who's been trying for
years to make fun illegal
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announced a contest with
whoever can last longest
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without singing, dancing,
laughing, or smiling,
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taking home a grand prize
of one gajilliion smackers!
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(cash register dings)
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- A gajillion!
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- [Reporter] Having
identified the happiest corner
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of the known universe with the help
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of his extremely annoying secretary,
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the contest will be restricted
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to one single apartment building.
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- Hey guys!
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That's our apartment building!
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Yep.
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- So, to recap, the contest winner
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will be whoever lasts
longest without singing,
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dancing, laughing, or smiling.
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- Oops.
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Top gum, I love contests!
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(crashing)
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(chuckles)
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Hey, let's all do a song and dance
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to celebrate our partnership
that's sure to win.
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- Gummy, if we did a dance
to celebrate winning,
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then we'd automatically lose.
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- But we'd still have fun dancing, right?
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- Contestants, welcome to
the first annual crab-a-thon.
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Now I can tell you all from
years of personal experience
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that being crabby has many advantages.
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You don't waste time having fun,
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friends don't drop by uninvited or invited
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come to think of it, and you
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get to spend a lot of great alone time,
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especially on holidays
and on your birthday.
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- Those were advantages?
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- So, like the little birdy says,
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let the contest begin and
may the crabbiest one win!
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- Actually, the little
birdy said cuckoo cuckoo!
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(laughs)
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- First one eliminated!
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(upbeat music)
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♪ You may be happy but don't show it ♪
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♪ Better hold that love
or you'll blow it ♪
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♪ Don't crack a smile or
you're losing the game ♪
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♪ These are the rules what a shame ♪
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♪ Don't tell a joke and don't giggle ♪
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♪ Don't act out funny and don't wiggle ♪
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♪ I'm trying hard to keep a serious face ♪
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♪ So I can win the first place ♪
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♪ Don't haha the rules are the rules ♪
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♪ Don't laugh don't smile
you got to stay cool ♪
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♪ Don't haha the rules are the rules ♪
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♪ Don't haha hahahahaha ♪
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(phone rings)
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- [Secretary] How's the contest going
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your supreme crabbiness?
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- So far seven have been eliminated
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which leaves five left.
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And frankly I'm surprised
that perky little green bear
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is still in the running.
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- [Reporter] And as the
crabathon enters its next stage,
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five remaining contestants are proving
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that when it comes to being crabby,
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these sourpusses have got what it takes.
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- Man, this crabby stuff
is tougher than I thought.
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- Look, maybe we have to
be all sour and gloomy
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out in public, but there's
no stopping us from smiling
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and laughing and dancing
a little in private.
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- What in private?
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(cameras whirring)
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- You know, this having no fun
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really isn't any fun at all.
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- And as the crabathon moves
into the final stage grump-off,
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five poor contestants remain.
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(laughs)
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- Yay, I made it to the finals!
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- Another one eliminated!
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- Well darn and double darn!
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- [Reporter] And with only
four contestants left,
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the contest moves into its
climactic big grump-off!
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(upbeat music)
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(laughs)
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- Out out out!
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And since our last three survivors
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have entered the competition as a team,
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we have a winner!
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- [All] Yay!
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- Well I feel crabby, maybe
even crabbier than usual.
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So, to recap, the contest winner
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will be whoever lasts
longest without singing,
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dancing, laughing, or smiling.
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(humming)
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Hey, this feels kinda nice!
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- Well if you really like that,
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something tells me you're
going to love this!
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♪ Oh I'm a gummy bear
yes I'm a gummy bear ♪
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♪ Oh I'm a yummy tummy
funny lucky gummy bear ♪
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♪ I'm a ♪
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