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- Boy, I am so excited.
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A chance to actually talk to
my all-time scientific idol,
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Professor Sigmund Katzen Dusseldorferberg.
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Who's taking calls on
that radio talk show.
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Oh, I just hope I don't wind
up getting the (hiccups).
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Getting the (hiccups).
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Oh darn, whenever I get
nervous I sometimes wind up
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getting (hiccups) the
(hiccups), the (hiccups).
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Those!
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- Hi Harry, what's up?
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- I've seem to have gotten
(hiccups) a chance of (hiccups).
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- Oh, those.
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Well, you know what they say
about curing the hiccups.
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- No, (hiccups) what?
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(screaming)
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What the heck did you do that for?
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- Well, that's what they say
about curing the hiccups.
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There's nothing like a good shock.
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And hey, it seems to have actually worked.
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(hiccups)
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- You were (hiccups) saying.
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- Plan B time.
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- Well, you know what they
say about curing the hiccups?
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- No, what?
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(shouting)
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- We've already tried that.
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- Oh, sorry.
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- No problem.
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- You may have already tried it,
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but this time thanks me.
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- It seems to have actually worked!
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- Yay!
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- (hiccuping) You were saying.
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♪ I've got the hiccups in the morning ♪
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♪ I've got the hiccups still at night ♪
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♪ Here comes another ♪
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♪ And yet another ♪
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♪ Tell me how to stop this blight ♪
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♪ Why do I hiccup in the morning ♪
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♪ Why do I hiccup still at night ♪
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♪ Don't know what caused it ♪
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♪ Wish I could stop it ♪
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♪ Hiccups giving me a fright ♪
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♪ I try to hold my breath forever ♪
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♪ I try to wash the hiccups down ♪
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♪ I even try to scare myself ♪
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♪ To stop that hiccup sound ♪
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♪ Oh no, here it comes again ♪
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- Plan C time.
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- Something tells me we're going
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to be going through a
good chunk of the alphabet
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before we're through.
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- Okay, Plan F.
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Hold your breath.
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(inhales)
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(hiccups)
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- Okay, Plan J.
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Distract the hiccuper from hiccuping
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by having them perform a complex activity.
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- I feel ridiculous.
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- All that matters is results, Gummy.
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Kala, why are you and I
standing on our heads too?
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- Standing on your head
can stop hiccuping.
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- But we're not hiccuping.
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- Exactly my point.
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- I think there's a
minor flaw in your logic
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since Gummy's the one
who's been hiccuping.
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- And in case you haven't noticed,
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he's suddenly not.
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(hiccups)
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Hiccuping either.
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I tell you, Granny Peters,
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Harry and I are at our wit's end.
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Every attempt, no matter
how brilliant, has failed.
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- Have you tried hypnotism?
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- Hypnotism's just a parlor trick.
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- It doesn't work.
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(clock ticking)
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- You do not have hiccups.
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You do not have hiccups.
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- I do not have hiccups.
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I do not (hiccups) have hiccups.
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- Like I was saying, Granny Peters,
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hypnotism just doesn't work.
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- Well, I think it (hiccups) does.
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(hiccuping) At least sometimes.
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- Okay, we're at plan W and
still no solution in sight.
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We've tried shocks, we've
tried holding our breath,
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we tried actions, distractions,
and even hypnotism.
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What do you think, Granny Peters?
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- Well, I --
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- Then again, it just dawned on me.
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We haven't tried.
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(hiccuping)
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- That was plan X.
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We're running out of alphabet.
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- Those hics are driving me crazy.
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We've got to find a solution.
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What do you think, Granny Peters?
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- Well, I --
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- Wait, I've got another great idea!
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- Oh, another one?
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- We still haven't tried.
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Okay, the perfect way
to cure you-know-whats
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is with a good old
fashioned tongue twister.
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Now Gummy, say this after me,
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Peter Piper picked a
pack of pickled peppers.
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(hiccuping)
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- Unless they've invented a new alphabet,
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we've only got two more chances left.
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- We can do it.
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Those hics will not emerge victorious.
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You still haven't told us
what you think, Granny Peters.
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- I actually can't think of anything.
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Other than of course,
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you know what they say about curing the.
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(hiccups)
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Ups.
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(shouting)
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- [Both] We already tried that.
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- Oh, sorry.
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- Yeah, we already tried
it, but it didn't work.
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(hiccups)
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- Are you sure?
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- Well sure, I'm sure.
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Because every time we tried before,
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the one with the hiccups still
wound up having the hiccups.
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- [All] It worked!
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- On second thought, maybe that yay
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was the tiniest bit premature.
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Still, I guess there's some small comfort
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in knowing things can't get much worse.
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(hiccups)
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(hiccuping)
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- Why is the phrase total disaster
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suddenly springing to mind?
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- Actually Harry, you might be wrong.
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- You know a phrase that
means something worse
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than total disaster?
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- No, I mean maybe we're just looking
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at this whole hiccups thing wrong.
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Maybe it might be so bad.
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Just listen.
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(upbeat music)
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(hiccuping)
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