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Ohh! Come on!
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Minh?
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Minh?
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Minh!
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Minh!
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No. Yep.
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Just checking
the ban is still in place.
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And it is.
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Higher. Higher. Lower.
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Morning, Roz. Webmaster.
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Morning, Helen. No, no, straighter.
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A bit more to the right. Yes, good.
I'll just...
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Good. A bit more to the right.
And let it go.
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Hey, Helen, stop!
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Don't go in there!
OK! Why not?! What's going on?!
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No, I'm just excited. I've got your
office ready. Totally styled it out.
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This way. OK.
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You... You all good? Yeah.
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Might just need a minute.
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You know, I'm quite highly strung.
Maybe don't yell at me.
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This one? No. That's a cupboard.
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This one? This is your office.
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This is your office.
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Oh! Which is also a cupboard.
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Very unpretentious.
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And I like that I can
interrogate suspects in here too.
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And I like that I can
How about this desk?
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How about this desk?
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Ooh, it looks
How about this desk?
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Ooh, it looks
a bit different to the picture.
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I know! It's a hack! I hacked it!
What do you think?
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I'm not sure you needed to,
but OK, yeah, why not?
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Liaise with George
for anything you might need.
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Don't go wild, obviously.
We ARE on a budget.
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Mm-hm.
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This is for clients.
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Maybe I could get something
a bit more comfortable for clients.
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Yep.
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Yep. Is that doing anything?
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Is that doing anything?
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Um... Not in here.
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Mm. Not out here either.
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What about a print or something
to cover the mould on that wall?
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There's this website that does,
like, inspirational work posters -
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you know, like, "Live, laugh, love,"
that kind of thing.
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I don't really do
any of those things.
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I don't really do
You can make your own one.
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You can make your own one.
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Like, you could have,
"Meeting, lunch, phone call,"
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or something.
Sure. That's really inspiring.
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Well, you would personalise it.
What do you like?
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Well, you would personalise it.
Um... I like my dog.
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Um... I like my dog.
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Uh... Soup. I really like soup.
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Watching television.
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Tea. Scones. Obviously go together.
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Ooh, butterscotch.
Always better than you think.
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Ooh, butterscotch.
You sound like my grandma.
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You sound like my grandma.
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Yeah, I do like big pants.
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Just... they keep me secure.
Yeah.
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Hello, Bob! How are you?
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Rozalind Gru-bear! Good to see ya!
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I hope we can sort this out quickly.
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I've got a dim sum lunch
I've got to get to.
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I've got a dim sum lunch
Not up to me, I'm afraid.
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Not up to me, I'm afraid.
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I've handed this one over to
our new colleague, Helen Tudor-Fisk.
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Fisk? Mm.
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Fisk - any relation to...
Father.
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Well, well, interesting!
Are the rumours true? Do we know?
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You know,
about Dad and the tipstaff?
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You know, Helen.
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Helen.
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This is Bob Stanley. Hello, Bob.
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It's all true - Mum died,
Dad kicked that closet door down
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and came out screaming,
ran off with his tipstaff.
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It's been quite the roller-coaster
ride. Should we head on in?
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OK, the will states
that the cremains are to be divided
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between the family of
Alan Munster and Kellie-Joy Frazer.
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Obviously I should get
the whole vase of ashes,
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but if Ally says half,
I'll accept half, please, thank you.
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Ooh, hang on,
the will does not specify half.
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It simply says,
"cremains to be divided."
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It simply says,
That's what we're here to determine.
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That's what we're here to determine.
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But I'm the widow.
Widow... Were you married?
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That feels like new information...
No, they weren't married.
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Me and Ally-bear
were married in our hearts.
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Don't need a piece of paper
to be married.
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I think that's exactly what you need
to be married.
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Yeah... Hey, are there any snacks?
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I'm... I'm quite peckish.
Roz usually serves snacks.
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Sorry. No snacks. What's...?
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Oh, that's a shame.
A bit of cheese floating around?
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Oh, that's a shame.
No, Bob. No floating cheese.
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No, Bob. No floating cheese.
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I just need to clarify
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exactly how long you were
in a relationship with Mr Munster.
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Five minutes.
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Um... Instagram begs to differ.
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We've been an official couple
since October last year.
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But, before that, it was just
flirting around the office,
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But, before that, it was just
a bit of sexting.
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A bit of sexting.
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Oh, God. a bit of sexting.
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Oh, God.
My poor mother didn't deserve this.
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No, that's pretty...
Oh, that's hard to look at.
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No, that's pretty...
He was living his best life, Gina.
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He was living his best life, Gina.
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There's a saying, you know?
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"Why go out for steak when
you're getting the milk for free?"
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What?
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Uh... I believe the expression is,
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"Why got for a hamburger
when you're getting steak at home?"
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Right.
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Sorry, but I still don't
quite understand what YOU'RE saying.
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I'm saying I'm the steak.
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Yeah, nah, I think in that scenario,
I'm saying I'm the steak.
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Yeah, nah, I think in that scenario,
you're the hamburger.
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Yeah, nah, I think in that scenario,
I'm not the hamburger!
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I'm not the hamburger!
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I'm fillet steak.
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You're really not.
You're more like a kebab.
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You're really not. Mm.
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Mm.
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Yum.
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Oh!
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Roz?
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I've just seen Bob Stanley Roz?
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I've just seen Bob Stanley
in the meeting room.
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Is this yours? Uh-uh.
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Hang on, that's mine.
Jesus, take it easy.
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Hang on, that's mine.
That's... Yeah. That one's gone.
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That's... Yeah. That one's gone.
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Why are there no snacks in there?
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Let's get some taramasalata,
Why are there no snacks in there?
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Let's get some taramasalata,
some tzatziki in there.
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Bob will agree to anything
if there's snacks.
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I thought I wasn't allowed
anywhere near legal proceedings.
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Just find some bloody hummus
and put Bob's name on it.
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And it's 'HOU-mus'.
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OK, so, with regard...
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That's good hummus. Yep.
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Very happy with that. OK.
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So, with regard to
the division of the cremains,
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we would like to make an offer
of five grams, or one teaspoon.
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One teaspoon?! Which I realise
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doesn't sound like much, however,
it is enough to pop in, say, a locket
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or some other kind of keepsake.
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A what-sake?
Like a memento, a keepsake.
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A what-sake?
For example, there's a company
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For example, there's a company
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that will put a small amount of ashes
into a snow globe.
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That will put a small amount of ashes
Mm, that's nice.
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Mm, that's nice.
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Do you think? Uh... Yeah, nice.
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Uh... Sometimes people mix the ashes
with ink and get a tattoo.
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Really? Relax.
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Yep, definitely doing that.
I could get a teddy bear,
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my own little Ally-bear
on my shoulder maybe.
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I would've thought a tramp stamp
would be more suitable.
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I've already got one, Gina,
so joke's on you.
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I've already got one, Gina,
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Mm. Um... My client...
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Hang on. Sorry. Chewing.
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Sorry, that's not fair.
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I'm gonna need more than five grams
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if I'm gonna get a tattoo
AND a snow globe.
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It actually IS fair
because we've done the calculations.
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Let me talk you through them
and then you'll see how we got there.
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Let me talk you through them
OK, so...
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OK, so...
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..what we need to do
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is compare the amount of time
YOU spent with Mr Munster
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versus the time
he spent with his family.
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Versus the time
So, over here on your side,
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So, over here on your side,
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you say you were together six months,
I'm taking you at your word,
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including that extra bit
at the beginning,
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including that extra bit
we end up with about 7.44 months.
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We end up with about 7.44 months.
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Versus a 48-year marriage
with two children,
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combined ages of which are 76 years.
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Now, 76 and 48 - that's a 124 years.
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In order to compare that with this,
we need to convert that to months.
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So, we times it by 12.
We end up with 1,488 months.
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Now we're comparing
apples with apples.
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Then we factor in
the weight of the ashes.
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Now, that's approximately
one to three kilograms,
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so what we go with is units,
then we convert it back to grams,
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and what we end up with
is five grams, one teaspoon.
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It was actually 4.7, but
I'm being generous, I've rounded up.
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It was actually 4.7, but
So, what do we think? Bob?
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So, what do we think? Bob?
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Yeah, um...
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That's imp... It's impressive.
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Yeah, I actually think
that's quite a fair deal.
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Yeah, I actually think
So, are we all happy with that?
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So, are we all happy with that?
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I know you're not happy with it.
But we agree to that?
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Yeah. Great.
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Well, I'm gonna call the funeral home
and get them to release the ashes.
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Well, I'm gonna call the funeral home
Mm.
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Mm.
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Make sure I get a good five grams.
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Like, from his heart, you know?
Make sure I get a good five grams.
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Like, from his heart, you know?
I don't want foot ashes or anything.
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Vis-a-vis our next meeting, Helen,
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what do you think about
a few deli meats?
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What do you think about
Maybe some lavash?
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Maybe some lavash?
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Yeah, I'll get on that.
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Do you wanna take the hummus?
Yeah, I'll get on that.
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Do you wanna take the hummus?
No-one else wants it, Bob.
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Do you wanna take the hummus?
Oh, yeah. For sure.
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Oh, yeah. For sure.
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Thanks.
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And any snacks you'd like
for the next meeting or...
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..a bit upset?
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OK.
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Oh, Viktor. Helen!
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What's going on?
I don't have you in the diary.
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- I thought you'd be at work.
- I'm on...
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I'm on long-service leave.
What is that smell?
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You haven't got
that dog with you, have you?
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No. You know I'm allergic.
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Yes.
Oh, it's like popcorn and wet meat.
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No, I think that's just me.
Is Dad home?
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Yes. Why? Do I need a reason?
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Yes. Why?
Maybe I just want to say hi.
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Maybe I just want to say hi.
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Really? Yes!
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And I would also like to borrow
the George Foreman Grill, please,
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because the cooktop at my Airbnb
is broken.
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Oh, Helen. Is this how you thought
your life would turn out?
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You're divorced,
you're living in a bedsit,
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you're eating steaks
cooked in a sandwich maker.
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It's not a sandwich maker. It's a...
lean, mean grilling machine,
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Look, why don't you pick it up
on Sunday when you come for lunch?
241
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,459
Oh, you're not the boss of my dad,
Viktor, OK?
242
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:21,019
I was his tipstaff
for 15 years, Helen.
243
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,379
I think you'll find
I have been the boss of your dad
244
00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:22,620
I think you'll find
for quite some time.
245
00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:23,899
For quite some time.
246
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,299
Fine. I will get it on Sunday.
247
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,299
Well, lovely. We'll look forward
to seeing you then.
248
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:28,540
Well, lovely. We'll look forward
Dad's doing a seafood buffet.
249
00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:29,899
Dad's doing a seafood buffet.
250
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,619
Ooh, goody! Fish!
251
00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:34,020
No-one's favourite. Bleugh!
252
00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:45,499
Yes, Viktor?
253
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,219
I want you to call May and Graham
and invite them to Sunday lunch.
254
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,459
Why do I have to call them?
It's YOUR lunch.
255
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,699
They're YOUR aunt and uncle.
256
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,539
I want everyone there.
I've got a big announcement.
257
00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:53,780
I want everyone there.
Is that a euphemism?
258
00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:55,220
Is that a euphemism?
259
00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,139
Viktor, I said is that a euphemism?
260
00:09:59,140 --> 00:09:59,380
Yes, Helen, I heard you.
Viktor, I said is that a euphemism?
261
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,619
Yes, Helen, I heard you.
Don't be common.
262
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:04,099
Just call your aunt and uncle,
please. Thank you. Goodbye.
263
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,300
Just call your aunt and uncle,
264
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,099
Wow!
265
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,779
Look what you've done.
266
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,579
It's like a room reveal on The Block.
267
00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:23,299
All this for $80 at Kmart.
Can you believe it?
268
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,619
Yes, I can. Check this out!
269
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:29,379
The most-comfortable-ever chair
for clients.
270
00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:29,620
The most-comfortable-ever chair
Chair, you reckon?
271
00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:30,739
Chair, you reckon?
272
00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:30,980
I really thought outside the box
Chair, you reckon?
273
00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:32,459
I really thought outside the box
for this one.
274
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:32,700
I really thought outside the box
Yeah. And... what is that? A fez?
275
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,419
Yeah. And... what is that? A fez?
276
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:37,579
Yeah, maybe for a monkey.
277
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,180
Mm-hm.
278
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,819
Doesn't mean she can come in here
any time she wants
279
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,139
and watch TV
and fall asleep on the couch.
280
00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,059
She was asleep on the couch the
other day when I came home from work.
281
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,659
But if you're not here,
what does it matter?
282
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:24,859
It matters because it's against
the rules and I'm renting the house.
283
00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,619
OK, fine. I'll make sure she doesn't
come in and watch TV here anymore.
284
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:27,860
OK, fine. I'll make sure she doesn't
Thank you.
285
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,139
Thank you.
286
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,300
Well, don't come into my...
287
00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,780
Oh. OK, well, this is petty.
288
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,460
It's plugged in at the wall as well.
You're gonna have to...
289
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,660
Now it's not.
290
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,979
OK.
291
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,299
Good.
292
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,940
I'll just read a book.
It's better for you.
293
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,739
Coming up a bit
later with Chris Bowen,
294
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,099
Helen Haines and Warren Entsch,
295
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,259
three parliamentarians
who all want to tell us
296
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:21,379
what they've been reading
and listening to and watching.
297
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,379
They do have time,
it would appear - only just.
298
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:23,620
They do have time,
So, we're also doing that.
299
00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:25,540
So, we're also doing that.
300
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,299
Shit!
301
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,419
Minh!
302
00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,219
Minh, what are you doing?!
303
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,779
Burning rubbish!
304
00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:41,940
Oh, my Go...
305
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,100
Hang on a sec.
306
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,500
Can you throw this in?!
307
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,540
Thank you!
308
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,739
Hello, hello! Hi!
309
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:02,980
Hello, hello!
May, Helen. God, that's a fun top.
310
00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:04,859
May, Helen. God, that's a fun top.
311
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,100
Looks like you've joined
May, Helen. God, that's a fun top.
312
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:06,579
Looks like you've joined
a mime school! I love it.
313
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,939
Is Graham coming? Yeah.
314
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:08,180
Is Graham coming? Graham!
315
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,140
Graham!
316
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:09,380
Where are you? Oh! Graham!
317
00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:12,019
Where are you? Oh!
Picking up the rear. As usual. Ha!
318
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,259
Oh, yes. Yep.
319
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,979
Latest acquisition on the easel.
Mm.
320
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:15,220
Latest acquisition on the easel.
It's pretty graphic, Viktor.
321
00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:16,579
It's pretty graphic, Viktor.
322
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,660
It's just a body, Helen.
We've all got one.
323
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,219
That guy's got a massive one.
Shh!
324
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,380
That guy's got a massive one.
325
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,179
Oh, did they? They did.
326
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:30,019
Whole barramundi! Yay!
327
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,259
Fish! Ooh!
328
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,019
I thought you didn't like fish.
What?
329
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,099
You remember
when I wanted to make boiled fish,
330
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:36,340
You remember
you said Helen doesn't like fish.
331
00:13:36,341 --> 00:13:37,579
You said Helen doesn't like fish.
332
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,779
Nobody likes boiled fish, Graham.
333
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,020
So, do you like fish now, Helen?
Nobody likes boiled fish, Graham.
334
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,579
So, do you like fish now, Helen?
Yeah, I love it, Graham.
335
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:42,820
So, do you like fish now, Helen?
It looks great, Dad. Yum.
336
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,139
It looks great, Dad. Yum.
337
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,139
Clay-oven technique. Oh, good.
338
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,379
You encase the whole fish
in a simple dough
339
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,739
made of flour, salt and water.
340
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,179
Mm-hm.
The dough then hardens into a shell.
341
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,619
If I can just interrupt
for a moment.
342
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,859
Before we enjoy
this beautiful feast,
343
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:59,419
we just wanted to announce
that last Thursday...
344
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,099
..we got married. Mm.
345
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,939
I know, can you believe it?
So, here's cheers.
346
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,099
To Tippy and Tony.
347
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,620
Tip and Tone. Tip and Tone.
348
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,659
Dad, why didn't you tell me?
Why wasn't I invited?
349
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,819
It was just a simple service in the
registrar's office. Nothing fancy.
350
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,499
I figured
we wouldn't trouble you with it.
351
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:15,740
I figured
Well... Well, I'm shocked.
352
00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,659
Well... Well, I'm shocked.
353
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:21,379
It's perfectly legal.
A lot of gay people get married now.
354
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,619
Oh, really?
Yeah, she knows it's legal, Graham.
355
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:23,860
Oh, really?
She's just... surprised.
356
00:14:23,861 --> 00:14:26,099
She's just... surprised.
357
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,420
We all are.
358
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,579
Sauce. I forgot the sauce.
359
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:32,820
Mm. It's not all you forgot,
Sauce. I forgot the sauce.
360
00:14:32,821 --> 00:14:34,660
Mm. It's not all you forgot,
is it, Dad?
361
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,059
Anthony has been a widower
for over two years now...
362
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,859
Yes, thank you, Viktor.
363
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,939
I'm well aware of
when my sister died.
364
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:47,059
I might have some of this fish.
Looks so moist.
365
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:47,300
- I might have some of this fish.
- Don't say 'moist'.
366
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,260
Don't say 'moist'.
367
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,460
Yuck.
368
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,019
Is there any more bread?
369
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,299
You had four rolls.
370
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,619
But it's a lot.
371
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,059
Bastard! Oh.
372
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,979
Sorry, Tony,
did you want the last potato?
373
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,739
Little bastard in broad bloody
daylight. Do you see it?
374
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,219
Yes, yes, but, Tony,
don't worry about it.
375
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,859
Leave it alone.
You'll just make it angry.
376
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,939
What is it? Oh, it's a possum.
377
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,379
It eats his magnolia tree and
it craps all over the porte-cochere.
378
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,939
The what? Oh, the driveway.
379
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,659
They've been watching The Crown.
Oh!
380
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,899
Dad, no, don't, don't.
381
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,300
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
382
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,380
Oh, sh... shit.
383
00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:20,459
Oh, my God!
384
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:20,700
Anthony! You've killed it!
385
00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:21,859
Anthony! You've killed it!
386
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,339
No, no, it's just playing possum.
That's what they do.
387
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,979
Helen, go and poke it with a stick.
Make sure it's dead.
388
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,779
I'm not gonna poke...
Why do I have to poke it? Just...
389
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,020
I'm not gonna poke...
Dad, are you alright?
390
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:29,780
Dad, are you alright?
391
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:30,979
Oh, come on.
May, take him inside.
392
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:34,579
Open the door, Viktor. Jesus. It's
not gonna get you now, it's dead!
393
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,979
Quickly, quickly, come in.
Don't let it in.
394
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,459
Oh, for God's sake.
He's got an armoury, Viktor!
395
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:38,700
Oh, for God's sake.
Why is he making weapons?
396
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:40,060
Why is he making weapons?
397
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,020
Ready?
398
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,140
Ooh, God!
399
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,860
Sweeping.
400
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,979
Argh.
401
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,619
Ready?
402
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,260
Ohh!
403
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,739
We'll see you soon.
Yeah. You're alright? Recovered?
404
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,539
Bye, Viktor! Bye.
405
00:15:59,540 --> 00:15:59,780
Bye, Viktor! See you, Graham.
406
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,540
See you, Graham.
407
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,019
How's... Is Dad alright?
408
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,260
Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.
How's... Is Dad alright?
409
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,219
Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.
Aren't you forgetting something?
410
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,499
No, I've got my grill, I'm good.
Oh, Helen, for God's sake.
411
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,379
I'm sorry, Viktor,
I didn't know we did hugs.
412
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,099
There we go.
Ooh... Oh. Well, that's nice.
413
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:10,340
There we go. I meant that.
414
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:11,419
I meant that.
415
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,340
No, I don't want leftovers.
416
00:16:12,341 --> 00:16:13,899
It's the possum. What? No.
417
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,059
We cannot have evidence
on our property, OK?
418
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,299
I'm not taking it.
It's in the esky. Just take it.
419
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,219
Go. Go.
Ohh... Why is it in an esky?
420
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,179
What are you keeping it fresh for?
Helen, get it out of here, please.
421
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,260
Thank you.
Thanks for a lovely afternoon!
422
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,059
Jesus.
423
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,260
OK.
424
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,620
OK.
425
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,220
Argh.
426
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,020
Hang on, Artie!
I know, buddy, hang on...
427
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,499
Shit.
428
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:00,740
Shit. I'm coming!
429
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,500
I'm coming!
430
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:02,900
That isn't gonna...
431
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,140
Just... Don't poo on the rug!
432
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,019
Juliana.
433
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:25,779
Gran said you left a dead cat
in an esky at her front door.
434
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,739
Is that some kind of racist taunt?
435
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:31,019
No, oh, God, no. God, no. No, it's
not a cat, it's a... it's a possum.
436
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:31,260
No, oh, God, no. God, no. No, it's
Oh! It's a possum in an esky!
437
00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:33,139
Oh! It's a possum in an esky!
438
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:33,380
Oh, that's alright then.
Oh! It's a possum in an esky!
439
00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:35,019
Oh, that's alright then.
That's not weird at all.
440
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,499
Yeah, I'm really sorry.
The bins were full.
441
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,619
But give it to me, I'll get rid of
it. There's a skip down the road.
442
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,699
Where is it? It's gone.
443
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,619
Gran burned it. Oh.
444
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,379
OK. Well, good result. Thanks, Minh.
445
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,059
Mm. Gran wants you out by Friday.
You're too much trouble.
446
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,699
But, no, I've got a booking
for two months.
447
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,979
Well, your booking is cancelled.
You can't cancel my booking.
448
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:54,619
Um... I think I just did. It's
an Airbnb, Helen, there's no rules.
449
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,379
No rules? Yeah, OK,
well, how about I call the council
450
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,379
and say there's an old lady
having a backyard burn-off?
451
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,859
Will they just say,
"That's OK, Helen,
452
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,619
"it's Airbnb, there's no rules"?
Don't think so.
453
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:01,860
"it's Airbnb, there's no rules"?
Mm. Get out.
454
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:03,139
Mm. Get out.
455
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,179
Oh, fine. I'll be out by Friday.
456
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,780
No. Get out now.
457
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:27,180
It'll be a week tops. Thanks, Dad.
458
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,419
For heaven's sake, Tony!
459
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,339
No! No, no, no, no, no!
460
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,819
Helen, you come back here!
461
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,660
I have allergies!
I've got allergies!
462
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,740
Naughty Viktor. Hello!
Thank you.
463
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:56,499
And you're definitely OK
if I stay here?!
464
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:56,740
And you're definitely OK
Oh. Yep! Fine!
465
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,019
Oh. Yep! Fine!
466
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,139
Bye! Thank you!
467
00:18:59,140 --> 00:18:59,380
Bye! Bye!
468
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,380
Bye!
469
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,539
Man, you look tired.
470
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,419
Yeah, well,
I've had a very stressful morning.
471
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:08,660
Yeah, well,
No, I mean like... REALLY tired.
472
00:19:08,661 --> 00:19:10,379
No, I mean like... REALLY tired.
473
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,859
I got kicked out of my Airbnb.
I had to leave all the stuff there...
474
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,739
Ooh, Christ, you look like shit.
475
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,499
That's what I just said!
476
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,779
Morning!
Yes, I know! I look terrible!
477
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,739
Do you? You look like
you always look to me.
478
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,740
Do you? You look like
479
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:53,460
Please, Gina,
take a very comfortable chair.
480
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,219
Would you like some tea?
481
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,299
Just water, thank you.
And maybe some butterscotch.
482
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,299
What? Sorry, is that not a menu?
483
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:03,540
What? Gina, um...
484
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,139
Gina, um...
485
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,179
Hi.
486
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,699
You know the handover's
not till 3:00?
487
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,299
You're just a bit early...
I've changed my mind.
488
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,979
Ooh. It's too upsetting.
489
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,499
Mum needs to be able to look at the
urn and know that he's all there.
490
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,739
And he WILL be all there.
There's only gonna be like a ti..
491
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,299
It's like a pinch
is gonna be missing...
492
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,539
Those missing ashes
will be a constant reminder
493
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,859
of this annus horribilis -
494
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,539
the year some tramp
stole her husband
495
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:23,780
the year some tramp
and put his ashes in a snow globe.
496
00:20:23,781 --> 00:20:25,219
And put his ashes in a snow globe.
497
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:25,460
Oh, well, hang on,
and put his ashes in a snow globe.
498
00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:28,619
Oh, well, hang on,
we don't know that's gonna happen.
499
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,219
- Thanks, George.
- Get some tissues.
500
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:31,460
Thanks, George.
I mean, she might get a tattoo
501
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:33,499
I mean, she might get a tattoo
502
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,419
or she might lose them.
503
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,099
We don't know what's gonna... Thanks.
504
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:37,340
No, tissues in a box!
We don't know what's gonna... Thanks.
505
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:39,220
No, tissues in a box!
We've run out.
506
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,499
Mum always thought he'd come to
his senses and come home eventually,
507
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:43,740
Mum always thought he'd come to
but then he... he died!
508
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,379
But then he... he died!
509
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,019
I know. I know.
510
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:47,260
I know. I know.
511
00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,179
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
512
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:49,420
It's alright, she's just a bit upset
513
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:50,979
It's alright, she's just a bit upset
514
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,899
'cause we're... dividing
her dad's ashes today.
515
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,220
- No, we're not.
- Yes, we are.
516
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,380
Could you give us a minute?
517
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,219
Oh, I'm sorry. Me.
518
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,219
Now...
519
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:07,460
Now...
..we're going to calm down.
520
00:21:07,461 --> 00:21:08,899
..we're going to calm down.
521
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,739
I'm gonna get you some tissues.
522
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,940
You do know that's not a toilet.
523
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,699
She said that my dad...
524
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,739
Yep.
..is gonna end up tattooed...
525
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,259
I can assure you, Gina,
that is not going to happen.
526
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:24,539
Now, I want you
to just take a little minute.
527
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:24,780
Now, I want you Hmm?
528
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,540
Hmm?
529
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:26,900
Thank you.
530
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,419
OK, you know I can't control
what Kellie-Joy does with the ashes
531
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,659
once she gets them.
532
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,139
Well, then you'd better make sure
she doesn't get any ashes.
533
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,619
Roz? Roz?
534
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,140
I can't get up.
535
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,659
Thank you so much
for your patience, Gina.
536
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:45,900
Thank you so much
We'll see you back here at 3:00.
537
00:21:45,901 --> 00:21:48,139
We'll see you back here at 3:00.
538
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,900
See you at 3:00.
539
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,499
Really, Helen?
540
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,779
A beanbag?
541
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,259
And toilet paper?
What were you thinking?!
542
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:58,500
Yeah, I made some really bad choices.
543
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,500
I'm gonna go pick up my stuff,
but you owe me, Webmaster.
544
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:08,259
See? This is why
I can't take time off, Raymond.
545
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,139
Toilet paper and a beanbag.
Good God!
546
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,379
Did someone
take a crap on a beanbag?
547
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:13,620
Did someone Was it not labelled?
548
00:22:13,621 --> 00:22:15,099
Was it not labelled?
549
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:15,340
You might want to
Was it not labelled?
550
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,020
You might want to
get onto that, Roz.
551
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,780
Oh, come on.
552
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,899
Alrighty.
Ooh, good. Is that Alan Munster?
553
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,539
Yep. Great. I will take him.
554
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,859
And this is for you.
It's from the place downstairs.
555
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:12,419
Thank you, George.
Taste the deception.
556
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:12,660
Thank you, George.
All is forgiven. Uh...
557
00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:13,779
All is forgiven. Uh...
558
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,020
Did you get the deli meats
All is forgiven. Uh...
559
00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:15,939
Did you get the deli meats
and the lavash for the meeting?
560
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:16,180
Did you get the deli meats
Sure did.
561
00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:17,379
Sure did.
562
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,659
Close enough.
563
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:22,619
And... I got this fancy cheeseboard.
564
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:23,819
Wow.
565
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,979
You're a real cheese wizard.
566
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,059
Thank you.
And that is dead-fancy.
567
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,299
Bob's gonna love that. Alright,
pop that in the meeting room.
568
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:29,540
Bob's gonna love that. Alright,
I'll deal with Alan.
569
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,820
I'll deal with Alan.
570
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,980
Cheese?
571
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,779
Ugh... don't you even speak to me!
Don't panic, no, don't panic.
572
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,539
Where is Roz?! No, don't tell...
573
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:45,780
Where is Roz?!
Don't' tell Roz, don't tell Roz.
574
00:24:45,781 --> 00:24:46,979
Don't' tell Roz, don't tell Roz.
575
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:47,220
I won't be paying my bill. You
Don't' tell Roz, don't tell Roz.
576
00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:50,139
I won't be paying my bill. You
promised me this wouldn't happen.
577
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:50,380
I won't be paying my bill. You
Gina, I am so sorry.
578
00:24:50,381 --> 00:24:51,619
Gina, I am so sorry.
579
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,339
Helen, I thought
you were gonna sort this out.
580
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,659
I did! You didn't.
581
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,499
You gave that woman
five grams of my father's ashes.
582
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,419
I gave that woman
five grams of ashes.
583
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,939
I did not give her
your father's ashes.
584
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:02,860
What?
585
00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:04,819
Oh, my God, Helen,
what have you done?
586
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:08,979
You said, "Helen, you better not
give that woman any of her ashes."
587
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:12,299
Yes. And I meant you had better
construct a solid legal argument
588
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:12,540
Yes. And I meant you had better
for not handing over any ashes.
589
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,779
For not handing over any ashes.
590
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:18,139
OK. Well, I realise that now.
591
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,619
At the time,
it did sound a lot more like,
592
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,739
"Helen, you better not
give her any of those ashes,
593
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,259
"if you know what I mean." Wink-wink.
594
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:26,340
Is that supposed to be me?
595
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,779
OK, get ready to say,
"Well done, Helen,"
596
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,020
OK, get ready to say,
because that's not Dad.
597
00:25:30,021 --> 00:25:32,700
Because that's not Dad.
598
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:37,059
Here he is!
599
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,659
All of him!
600
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:41,419
But what... what if she
has the ashes you gave her tested?
601
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:41,660
But what... what if she
Oh, it doesn't matter - bone is bone.
602
00:25:41,661 --> 00:25:43,299
Oh, it doesn't matter - bone is bone.
603
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:43,540
Bone?
Oh, it doesn't matter - bone is bone.
604
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,019
Bone?
Oh, my God, is that another person?
605
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:46,260
Bone? No, of course it isn't.
606
00:25:46,261 --> 00:25:47,739
No, of course it isn't.
607
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:50,339
Sorry, can I just say? This is not
how I thought this was gonna go.
608
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,459
I genuinely thought
everyone would be really happy.
609
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:52,700
I genuinely thought
I mean... there's your dad.
610
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,539
I mean... there's your dad.
611
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,419
Every last gram of him. All for you.
612
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,940
You're welcome.
613
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,139
Good result.
614
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,580
Thank you, Roz. Finally.
615
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:13,739
Do I need to be worried?
616
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,339
Oh... maybe.
617
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:15,580
George put it together,
Oh... maybe.
618
00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:17,499
George put it together,
so I don't know how stable it is.
619
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:17,740
George put it together,
About the ashes you gave Kellie-Joy.
620
00:26:17,741 --> 00:26:19,299
About the ashes you gave Kellie-Joy.
621
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:22,299
No, I think we're good.
Human bone, animal bone...
622
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,539
Animal? Oh, no, Fisk,
you didn't kill your cat?
623
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,779
I don't have a cat.
624
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:27,019
Anymore.
625
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,899
It wasn't a cat. Was it a dog?
626
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,979
It wasn't a...
You know what? I don't wanna know.
627
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:31,740
Guinea pig?
628
00:26:31,741 --> 00:26:33,299
Why do I even... Don't tell me.
629
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,379
Don't make me complicit.
Was it a pigeon?
630
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,819
It wasn't a pigeon.
OK, you know what?
631
00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:39,899
Let's just say if she wants to get
a tattoo she should get a possum,
632
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,380
a mangy one with a head wound.
633
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,860
Well, let's leave it at that.
634
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:55,219
No, Helen!
635
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:56,819
Don't drink that! Why not?!
636
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:59,860
Oh, I got you this good coffee,
just... from downstairs.
637
00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:24,579
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638
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