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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:06,397 Dele, if you are still here, you are late o! 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:09,009 Mum, I need you to sign this. 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,053 Is it your report card? 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,402 Yes. 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,969 Olu, gather round! 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,710 The boy has broughthis grades! 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,320 Why are you just showing this to me now? 8 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,626 I forgot. You just sign... 9 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,801 98. 10 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,759 98... 11 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,414 Ah-ah... 91 in math. 12 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:26,069 No, surely that one is a seven. 13 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,766 It is 91. 14 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,769 That's still an "A." 15 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:34,425 How would you know?You got a 91 in math. 16 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,123 There was a particularly 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,559 difficult pop quiz on inverse fractions. 18 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,821 [knocking] 19 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,170 Then you should have studied. 20 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,780 I didn't know the quiz was coming. 21 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,173 That's why they use the word "pop." 22 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,132 Oh, so you have all the answers now. 23 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,351 Where were they when the quiz popped? 24 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,049 Good morning. 25 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,573 It was. 26 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,836 I'll get my things. 27 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,577 Show him the shameful report card. 28 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:59,581 Aw, I've been there, man. 29 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:00,843 Wait a minute, no, I haven't. 30 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,801 These are all As. 31 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,673 I made the same mistake. 32 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:07,023 That seven is a one. 33 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,026 Well, not for nothing, but a 91 34 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,984 still got me five bucks from my mom. 35 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,771 Well, that was the rule-- five bucks an "A." 36 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:16,859 Why would she pay youfor something 37 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:17,947 that already benefits you? 38 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:18,948 Did she reward you 39 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:19,862 for brushing your teeth, too? 40 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,431 Sometimes. 41 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,128 If this is what you're like 42 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,869 when he gets an "A," what are you gonna do if he gets a "B"? 43 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,697 [all gasp] 44 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,743 It only happened once. 45 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,919 I had pneumonia. 46 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:36,574 Walkingpneumonia. 47 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,664 ["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing] 48 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,253 ABISHOLA: Thank you for the ride. 49 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,081 BOB: I'm happy to do it. 50 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,648 Hey, what do you think about Dele and me 51 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,084 spending some time together? 52 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,868 Why? I'm gonna be his stepdad. 53 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,392 We should be buddies. 54 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,871 You should havebuddies your own age. 55 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,525 I do. I mean, I did. 56 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,353 I work a lot. 57 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:19,008 I just think Dele and I should have a bond. 58 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,923 The bond will be whenyou tell him to do something, 59 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:24,231 he will obey you. So I'm just gonna order him to be my buddy? 60 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,189 There will be no buddying.I just want 61 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,364 to spend some time with the kid. 62 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,452 What if I put him to work? 63 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,715 Work is good,but he has to work. 64 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,978 None of this five dollarsfor nothing. 65 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,545 Fine, I won'teven give him water 66 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,025 if you don't want me to. 67 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,070 What? What is wrong with you? 68 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,898 No, I was just... What if he gets thirsty? 69 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,422 He can have a waterbreak whenever he wants. 70 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,901 Whenever he wants? 71 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:45,382 Just tell me the right thingto say and I will say it. 72 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,210 [clucks tongue] 73 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,912 Thank you, Doctor. 74 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,523 Could I ask youa question? 75 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:58,700 If my husband was dead, absolutely. 76 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,441 What?Huh? 77 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,834 Did you reward your childrenfor good grades? 78 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:06,534 Sure did-- let 'em live in my house till they were 18. 79 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:10,190 Bob said his mother paid himwhen he did well in school. 80 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,756 I thought maybe it wasan American thing. 81 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,758 It's a white thing. 82 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,282 First they pay the kid. 83 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,458 Then they pay the tutor. 84 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:20,243 And if the kid's still an idiot, they just pay the school. 85 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,984 I always worked hardin my studies. 86 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,160 For me, it wasa matter of pride. 87 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,772 And because if you didn't, you'd get smacked. 88 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,121 Sometimes beatingis the only way 89 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,862 to really communicatewith a child. 90 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,082 Girl, you can't say stuff like that. 91 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,171 I thought we feltthe same way. 92 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,305 We do-- we just can't feel the same way out loud. 93 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,785 In Nigeria,when a child misbehaves, 94 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,700 everybody's allowed... 95 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,137 to communicate with them. 96 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:48,271 Friends, family,perfect strangers. 97 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,968 That's why Dele's the most respectful 98 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,753 young man I've ever met. 99 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,189 Mm-hmm, I trained him well. 100 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,973 All I have to do is give him a look. 101 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,236 [chuckles] I've seen that look. 102 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,369 Ooh, not that one. 103 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,242 Damn! 104 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:08,160 There we go. 105 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,292 It's kind of heavy. 106 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,076 Yeah.Are you thirsty? 107 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,296 We could take a break, have a soda. 108 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,298 Uh, no, I'm fine. 109 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,300 Come on, you gonna make me drink alone? 110 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:19,128 Thank you. 111 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,869 So, how's school? 112 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,958 You were there, Bob. 113 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:26,004 Have I not been shamed enough? 114 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,789 I'm not talking about your grades, 115 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,486 which were great, by the way. 116 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,749 I'm talking about the other stuff. You got any friends? 117 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,881 Who's asking? 118 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,143 I am. 119 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,275 Who are you telling? 120 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,188 Nobody. 121 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,321 Then, yes. I have friends. 122 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,888 Ooh, I'm gonna have to tell your mom. 123 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,716 What?!I'm just kidding. 124 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:42,934 That's what buddies do-- they kid around. 125 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,588 But you're not my buddy. 126 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,155 You're my elder. 127 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:49,463 Right, about all that, listen. 128 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,291 If you have any questions, 129 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,336 maybe questions you feel like you can't talk 130 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,773 to your mom about, I'm your guy. 131 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:56,948 Thank you, Bob. 132 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,428 I do have one question. 133 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,690 Shoot. 134 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,866 Are you a hoarder? 135 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,825 What do you mean? 136 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,088 You have a lot of things. 137 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,439 Old things, new things, never-opened things. 138 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,962 I'm not a hoarder. 139 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,313 I don't think. 140 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,923 Don't you ever 141 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,794 just buy something because it makes you feel better? 142 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,796 Like medicine? 143 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,929 Well, kind of. 144 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,061 Retail therapy, you know? 145 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,977 No, I don't know. 146 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,240 Yeah, I guess you wouldn't. 147 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,547 You can't just walk up to your mom and go, "Let's get an Xbox." 148 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,288 I don't even think she'd let me do that. [laughs] 149 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,898 She definitely wouldn't. 150 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:36,684 Yeah, you're right. 151 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,642 You've been busting your ass today. 152 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:40,992 Anything you see in here that you're interested in, 153 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,211 it's yours. 154 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,735 I can't do that. 155 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:47,042 Come on, I'm just gonna throw this stuff out. 156 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,001 You're gonna throw away this record player? 157 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,525 Lot of old records, too. 158 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:52,569 You like Bob Seger? 159 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:53,657 Who? 160 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,398 "Night Moves"? 161 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,008 "Old Time Rock and Roll"? 162 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,489 "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"? 163 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,578 Is this a riddle? 164 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,538 All right, now I'm really worried about your education. 165 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,191 That's it, you're taking all this stuff. 166 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,194 I can't do that. 167 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,066 Yes, you can. I'm your elder. 168 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,024 And I insist. 169 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,765 Then I have no choice. 170 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,724 And I insist you drink that Coke. 171 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,030 Yes, Mr. Wheeler. 172 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:22,382 And kick back, take a pause for the cause. 173 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,949 Sit! 174 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,914 You know, those hoarders have a lot of cats. 175 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,350 I don't have any cats. 176 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,224 UNCLE TUNDE: The robot is fantastic. 177 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,401 We should have gotten one of these years ago. 178 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,880 I assumed it wouldn't 179 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,316 do a proper job. 180 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,407 Forgive my foolishness, little friend. 181 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,845 Quiet, efficient, and it will never get tired. 182 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,629 It's like a little mechanical immigrant. 183 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,152 [laughs] 184 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,241 Karo,Auntie, Uncle. 185 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,025 BOTH: Karo. 186 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,635 Ah! 187 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,508 You bought one of these robot vacuum cleaners? 188 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,466 We would never be stupid enough to waste money 189 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,337 on something like this.It's Bob's. 190 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,079 He gave it to Dele. 191 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,690 And why would Dele come back-- 192 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,692 Ah, ah, ah, ah, go away! We are busy cleaning. 193 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,609 This robot is very impressive. 194 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,741 UNCLE TUNDE:Ooh, and-and look at the path it leaves. 195 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,351 You can tell where it has been 196 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,875 and where the floor is still dirty. 197 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,138 I washed the floors yesterday. 198 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,749 The robot seems to disagree. 199 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:29,057 Look, he's off to check how well you cleaned the kitchen. 200 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,060 It's like your mother has come to visit. 201 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,106 ♪ As long as we can make it 202 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,718 ♪ To the show tonight... Ah! What is this? 203 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,328 Uh, Grand Funk Railroad. 204 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,678 Bob is my elder and insisted that I take it. 205 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,115 He assures me it is very good for my education. 206 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,595 And all of this? 207 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:48,380 Oh, uh, it will also help. With the second monitor, 208 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,339 I can study two subjects simultaneously. 209 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,472 I see. 210 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,212 I want to rectify my unacceptable math grade 211 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,127 and restore our family honor. 212 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,259 [clucks tongue] 213 00:07:57,302 --> 00:08:00,175 Bob gave you all of this? 214 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,698 He was throwing it all away. 215 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,134 And my wise mother 216 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,180 taught me never to be wasteful. 217 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,051 I also brought you a gift. 218 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,184 Ah, I don't want this ridiculous thing. 219 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,490 Pull on the ends. 220 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,190 [massager buzzes] 221 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,235 Oh. 222 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,237 I don't like this. 223 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,413 It's also heated. 224 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,721 Oh! 225 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,638 That is even worse. 226 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,606 [robot vacuum buzzing] 227 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,216 [Uncle Tunde snoring] 228 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,392 Tunde, do you hear that? 229 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,828 [snoring continues] 230 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,308 Tunde! 231 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,138 Like sleeping next to an old boat. 232 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,625 You have done a wonderful job, little robot. 233 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:03,107 Perhaps I don't keep this house as spotless as I used to. 234 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:07,459 Maybe I can no longer scrub on my hands and knees, 235 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,200 and rely too much 236 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:11,768 on my "As Seen on TV" Magic Mop. 237 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,945 That's not my fault. 238 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,991 That's where Tunde eats his toast. 239 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,261 [door opens]UNCLE TUNDE: Olu? 240 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,958 Olu? 241 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,183 Let's let her sleep. 242 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,012 Her battery does not last as long as yours. 243 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075 [buzzing] 244 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,774 Oh, my God. 245 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,297 [thud] 246 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,436 [clears throat] Can you move your bag? 247 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,222 Are you elderly or pregnant?No. 248 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,398 Well, I am both. Move along. 249 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,795 Abishola. E karo. 250 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,144 E karo,Kemi. 251 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,667 What are you doing here? 252 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,538 I'm going to work. 253 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,497 Did something happen to Bob's Cadillac? 254 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,020 What are you talking about? 255 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,979 You haven't taken the bus for three weeks, 256 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,589 and now you're here; I assumed the worst. 257 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,722 Bob is fine.And the Cadillac? 258 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,681 It is fine. Bob just had an early meeting. 259 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,291 Oh, so now you are back among... 260 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,469 ...the bus people. 261 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,471 Kemi... 262 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,908 Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. 263 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,910 Look at them. 264 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,912 Weare bus people. 265 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,958 No, I am a person who rides the bus. 266 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,394 Big difference. 267 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,353 And you escaped this life when you got off at 268 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,746 Rich Fiancé Boulevard. 269 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,618 That is not what happened.Of course it is. 270 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,099 And I've never been more proud of you. 271 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:08,015 Every day as I ride alone, I am comforted knowing that 272 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,843 my friend's backside is being caressed 273 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,933 by the soft, imported leather of Bob's Cadillac. 274 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,327 You must leave here and never come back, 275 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,677 unless it's to take me with you. 276 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,767 I will ride in the trunk. Please, just save me 277 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,072 from these people. 278 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,082 [chuckles] 279 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:35,433 You are a curious little robot. Curious for crumbs. 280 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,611 [Auntie Olu sobbing] 281 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,011 What is wrong? 282 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:51,623 I'm old and useless. 283 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,278 You are not so useless. 284 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,020 And we are both old. 285 00:11:57,064 --> 00:12:01,459 It's wonderful. We get discounts everywhere. 286 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,374 I'm sorry I'm not the woman you married. 287 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,289 Nonsense. 288 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,770 You are as beautiful as the day I met you. 289 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,945 That is true. 290 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,515 But I cannot maintain the household the way I used to. 291 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,169 That's why we have the robot. 292 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,519 How long until a robot replaces me 293 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,695 in other parts of the house? 294 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,176 Wh-What other parts?This bed. 295 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,395 Is that possible? 296 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,964 You see? You are curious. 297 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,358 No... [sobbing] 298 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,491 You will never be replaced. 299 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:37,147 You will always be my little Olu. 300 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,411 And you my big Tunde. 301 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,633 Ah! Not in front of the robot. 302 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,810 Go. Shoo. Get out! 303 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,377 I ate crackers in the living room. 304 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:58,125 MAN [on TV]: I'm sorry, Annie... 305 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,822 Well, after you guys are done with your drinks, 306 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,519 would you like to order some appetizers? 307 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,740 No, thanks. We filled up on chips. 308 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,134 Oh, hey, did you have some underage kid 309 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,831 doing work for you in the garage? 310 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,528 That's not some kid, that's Dele. 311 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,835 Oh, right. Who's Dele? 312 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,228 Abishola's son. 313 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,752 Right. Your new stepson.Yep. 314 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,146 Raising a kid is a big responsibility. 315 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,888 Are you sure you're up for it?Yeah, of course. 316 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,325 When Dad died, I practically raised you two. 317 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,022 I don't think you want to use us as references. 318 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,024 I mean, I hide it pretty well, but I've got some 319 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,331 emotional issues. 320 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,899 And I don't even hide my problems. 321 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,596 Hey. 322 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,816 My son does not need any of your garbage. 323 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,341 Be thankful. He gave him garbage instead of baggage. 324 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,516 Go. 325 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,303 Fine. The service here sucks anyway. 326 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,392 What's going on? 327 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,133 You see those two? That is what happens 328 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,439 when you grow up spoiled. 329 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,616 No, that is what happens when your mother drinks. 330 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,922 I cannot have my son around that. 331 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,228 I cannot have him around this. 332 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,447 What are you talking about? 333 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,014 Whatever you want, you just buy. 334 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,754 You do not work for it. 335 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,801 Hey, everything I have, I got through hard work. 336 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,760 Bob. What? You know I run a company, right? 337 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,111 A family company that was handed to you. 338 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,723 Oh, okay. So that automatically means I don't work hard. 339 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,508 Dele needs to know this is not how the real world is. 340 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,554 Nothing is going to be handed to him. 341 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,295 He was not born on easy street. 342 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,080 Like me.Exactly. 343 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,300 Wow. Okay, well, it's good to know what you really think. 344 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,910 Thanks for stopping by. 345 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,259 For the record, 346 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,479 I would never question yourwork ethic. 347 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,742 How could you? I've worked for everything I have. 348 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,613 Ah, great, just back the car up 349 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,702 and run me over one more time.I do not 350 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,703 have a car. 351 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,053 I'm a bus person. 352 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,322 Push, Mrs. Wheeler.I am. It's too heavy. 353 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:51,194 You are doing it.[sighs] Are you watching the same show I am? 354 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,892 It's not moving. 355 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,676 I need a break. 356 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,156 Fine. 357 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,943 I heard you and Bob fighting, you know. 358 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,553 Sounded like a doozy. 359 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,468 It was quite an ija. 360 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,339 What does that mean? 361 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,602 Doozy. 362 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,387 You think he's soft, don't you? 363 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,955 Only because he has never had to be anything else. 364 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,088 Abishola, I love you, 365 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,917 but you don't know what the hell you're talking about. 366 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,528 He cries when the plane flies over the football field 367 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,225 before the game starts. 368 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,140 So he's sensitive. 369 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,882 That doesn't mean he's weak. 370 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,971 You didn't see him after his father's funeral, 371 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,104 when he told me he was leaving college 372 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,106 so we wouldn't have to shut down the company. 373 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,283 A 20-year-old kid learning the business on the fly. 374 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,981 He's the one that kept this family afloat. 375 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,635 I did not know. 376 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,984 Well, now you do. 377 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,159 And don't you ever forget it. 378 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,250 Perhaps I underestimated your children. 379 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,948 No, no, no, just Bob. 380 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,298 The other two are as worthless as my left arm. 381 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,561 Aw, give me the damn weight. 382 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,140 Um, can we talk for a moment, please? 383 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,793 I'm a little busy. I'm halfway through 384 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,057 my "never going camping" section. 385 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,841 At least let me help you.Uh-uh. 386 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,799 I don't need anything handedto me. 387 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,153 Why have I never heard the story of what you did for your family? 388 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,763 What are you talking about? 389 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,026 How there would be no company if it were not for you. 390 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,289 I don't know if I'd put it that way. 391 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,899 That's the way your mother put it. 392 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,424 Really? 393 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,383 Was she drinking brandy? Brandy makes her nice. 394 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,559 If I knew that story, I would never have said 395 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,387 those things about you. 396 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,650 Oh, I see. 397 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,783 So it's my fault for not telling you. 398 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,089 No. 399 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,873 It's no one's fault. 400 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,875 But if there were blame to be placed... Okay. 401 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,837 I'm glad to have you in my life and Dele's. 402 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,101 I regret saying anything that made you feel differently. 403 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,799 So... 404 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,409 you're sorry. 405 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,110 Again, if you had just given me all the information...Oh, my God. 406 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,677 Is this what our life is gonna be like? 407 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,244 Yes. 408 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,465 I can live with that. 409 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,814 ♪ 410 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,910 Okay, my friend, I am sorry to say 411 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,173 this is where we part. 412 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,784 While you have brightened my life and my floors, 413 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,875 you have tracked muddy footprints all over my marriage. 414 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,660 [robot vacuum beeps] 415 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,879 Good luck. 416 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,708 It is a dirty world out there. 417 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,323 Don't look back. 418 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,369 Just go. 419 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,371 Captioning sponsored by CBS 420 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,765 and TOYOTA. 421 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:54,808 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 27503

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