Original subtitles

Sam and Chip's Great Messy Race!

Good day to you, folks!

We've all been waiting for the Hari Hari Island Adventure Rally!

And now, finally... it's almost time for it to start!

Your attention, please!

Our players' racing cars are rolling in, one after the other!

First, we have Kitty and Mimmy's pink touring convertible!

The Brownies join in on their steam-powered automobile!

Break a leg, all of you!

Oh! Next up is a Cadillac, manned by Pokopon and Hana-chan!

Hangyodon and Sayuri-chan take the stage, riding their bike!

Give it all you've got!

You're so dashing! Do your best out there!

And here we have Keroppi-kun with his modified boat! SS RIBBIT

And here we have Keroppi-kun with his modified boat!

Now this you don't see often! It's Kiki and Lala in their propeller car!

Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Hey! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Hey! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Heeey!

Crackers and caramels for sale!

There's a volcano right in the center of Hari Hari Island!

Surrounding it are all kinds of flower fields, mirage-spawning deserts, and even lakes!

The course goes around the volcano and splits up into several tricky paths...

...with each one guaranteed to pass through at least one obstacle!

Now, who's going to make it?

Which team will receive the checkered flag of glory?!

We're gonna win that checkered flag, obviously!

Peace!

Hamburgers and hot dogs for sale...

Yaaaay!

It's time to start!

They just waved the green flag!

And here we go, it's starting!

My, the competitive tension! Which team will make it back first?!

What's this? It looks like Sam and Chip can't start just yet.

Hup!

Here we go!

Okay!

Oh dear.

S-Spectacular...

Go!

This ain't nothin'!

Our speed's on a different level! So is our machine!

Bye-bye!

Woah, it's a flower garden!

Isn't it gorgeous?

Huh? What's wrong?!

Geez! What happened?!

Look over there.

Wow!

Look at all that nectar!

Yay! Hooray!

Time to dig in!

This tastes great!

First come, first served!

- There's some over there, too! - Wonder what it tastes like.

Oh? Who's that over there?

It's Sam and Chip.

What are you two doing, loafing around during a race?

We'll be fine, don't worry!

It's just a quick stopover! We'll catch up to you in no time!

Yeah! Our speed's on a different level!

You don't say? Well, don't let us stop you.

We'll just be going ahead, then.

Later!

They're leaving behind a real feast.

- What a waste, huh? - Right?!

W-We were just looking at the flowers.

T-They're really pretty, right?!

Run for it!

Are you sure we're going the right way?

There's a shortcut up ahead.

It's a dead end!

Oh, please. This baby's no pushover.

There! Let's go!

See, it ain't nothin'!

We're not done yet!

See? It's right as rain.

It turned into an underwater machine!

We're not gonna make it!

Hooray!

This race is just getting started!

Are you sure the shortcut's this way?

Fast and furious finds the shortcut! Come on, go, go!

Phew, it's hot. My throat's all parched.

Look! An oasis!

It's just a mirage.

Who cares if it is? Let's go!

Yay!

Yay, yay, yay!

Hooray, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, hooray...

I knew this was gonna happen.

Sweet potatoes for sale, baked on hot stones!

They're piping hot!

Sweet potatoes! Real potatoes, baked on stones!

Guess we finally lost.

And we tried so hard, too.

They're back! Sam and Chip are back!

You can do it! Just a little further!

What's the point in sticking to it when we're dead last?

You're not last!

You're in the lead!

We all ran out of fuel before we ever reached the finish line!

You're the only ones left!

- What?! - For real?!

Wow!

Okay, let's do this!

Head straight for the finish line!

We're out of fuel!

You can do it!

Push on! Don't lose now!

Heave! Heave!

That's the spirit!

You can do it! Not far now!

They did it!

Sam and Chip win the race!

This ain't nothin'!

We did it!

Presented by: SHITEATERSUBS Translated by: purpleparrotking Edited & Timed by: shiteaterbubibinman Special Thanks to: Amer