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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Hi, June.
Connie, Dale, this is Justin.
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You must be a friend
of my son's.
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Actually, he's my date.
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Really?
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She brought him here on purpose.
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What purpose?
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To upset me.
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Can you believe
that Dale thinks
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the only reason you brought him
here is just to piss him off?
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That's exactly
why I brought him.
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Why would you go out of your way
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to upset Dale
at your own son's wedding?
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He's my ex-husband.
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Well, he's my boyfriend.
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Hey, that's your problem.
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Well, you're starting
to be my problem.
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Dr. Linkletter,
what can I do for you?
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I just want to let you know,
with Dr. Sturgis away,
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I'll be available
should Sheldon need anything.
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Thank you so much.
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His well-being
is important to me.
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As was made abundantly clear
by my boss.
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ADULT SHELDON:
After a few short weeks
as a full-time college student,
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I am proud to say the transition
had gone quite nicely.
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My classes were going well,
I knew my way around campus
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and I had an active
and vibrant social life.
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There you are.
Why are you here?
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Lunch. Don't worry,
I didn't start without you.
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How did you get in?
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Janitor Jim.
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And why would Janitor Jim
do that?
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You're not my only friend
around here.
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(sighs)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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I'll trade you my apple slices
for your pudding cup.
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No.
Aren't you a little old
for a pudding cup?
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Sheldon, surely
there's somebody else
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you could have lunch with.
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There is, but the lunch rush
is a busy time for janitors.
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Perhaps you could
work on widening
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your social circles here.
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I'm already at two.
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That's double where I was
at high school.
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(door closes)
GEORGE JR.: Hey.
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Hey. How was school?
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Fine. Work?
Fine.
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And Mom says we never talk.
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What is that on your belt there?
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It's my new beeper.
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Why in the world
would you need a beeper?
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So people can get
in touch with me.
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Trust me, when you're not
around, no one's thinking,
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"I must speak with Georgie
this minute."
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Hey, lots of people have these.
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Yeah, doctors and drug dealers,
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and you're not smart enough
to be either.
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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Excuse me, I'm being beeped.
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Hey, I was paged
from this number.
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No, I'm not Bruce. Sorry.
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Mm, sounds like you got
a real emergency there, Bruce.
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(answering machine beeps)
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JUNE:
Hey, Connie, it's June.
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You know, I don't feel good
about what happened
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the other night, and I just
want to say I'm sorry.
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Could you give me a call back?
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Thanks.
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Bye.
(beeps)
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That's nice.
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I don't know why
you get an apology.
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I'm the one she was
trying to piss off.
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(chuckles):
Looks like she's still doing it.
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All the years we were married,
I never once got an apology.
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Well, you're not exactly
the apologizing kind yourself,
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you know.
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Well, that's not true.
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For years after
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we broke up,
I was telling people
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I was sorry I married her.
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(keys jingle)
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Thanks, Jim.
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Where could he be?
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(clears throat)
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(knocking on door)
SHELDON:
Dr. Linkletter?
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MAN:
No.
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SHELDON:
Sorry. You and he have
the same loafers.
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Carry on.
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The Moho lies between the mantle
and the crust, and...
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Dr. Linkletter.
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He's not here.
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Sorry for wasting your time.
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Oh, this is geology.
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You're already
wasting your time.
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(classical music playing)
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What?
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I've been looking for you.
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I was just trying to
have a little privacy.
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Smart. No one will
bother us out here.
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What is that? Ham?
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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Hello. You paged me?
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WOMAN:
Bruce?
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Sorry, you have
the wrong number.
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Oh. I was trying to reach
my grandson.
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Well, when you do,
can you have him tell people
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this ain't his pager no more?
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I was hoping he could give me
a ride to the drugstore.
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I need to pick up
my prescription.
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All right, well, good luck.
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I took my last heart pill
this morning.
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Sorry to hear that.
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I suppose I could walk,
if I take it slow.
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You are just
the little lifesaver.
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No problem, ma'am.
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You know, we are gonna drive
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right by that farmers market.
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You ever had their peaches?
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Don't think so.
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Well, then we have to stop.
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I'm gonna buy you a peach.
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You really don't have to.
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I insist.
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And then we'll
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swing by Braum's
so I can pick up
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some whipped cream.
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That goes great with peaches.
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Okay.
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Thank you for letting us know.
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Uh, I will speak to him.
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Sorry for the trouble.
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Bye.
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What's going on?
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That was Dr. Linkletter.
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He says that Sheldon is spending
too much time with him.
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Better him than us, right?
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(sighs)
He's suggesting that Sheldon
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try and find some friends
on campus.
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Makes sense.
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I'm just worried that
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he's gonna be hanging out
with people
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who are drinking
and going to parties.
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Like he's gonna make friends
with the cool kids.
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(crickets chirping)
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You still dating
that young guy?
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Justin?
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Oh, yeah.
It wasn't just to bug Dale.
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He's hot.
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And he doesn't eat dinner
at 5:00.
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Dale and I once ate dinner
at 3:30.
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I still think it was lunch.
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(laughs)
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Hey, you got any plans
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this weekend?
I don't think so. Why?
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I happen to have a coupon
for a free room
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at the Royale Casino.
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Now you're talking!
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How'd you swing that?
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Well, you lose enough,
they give you all kinds of crap.
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I'm in.
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And if you
really feel like gambling,
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they got an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet.
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Put enough drinks in me,
I'll eat anything.
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(laughs)
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Wil Wheaton's cute.
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If you like him, then you
should watch Star Trek with me.
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He's not that cute.
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Shelly, I was looking
at your college catalog.
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There are a lot of fun clubs.
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Might be a nice way
to make some new friends.
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I don't need friends.
I have Dr. Linkletter.
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And he's fun, but...
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did you know that there's
a Science Fiction Club?
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You like science fiction.
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I prefer science fact.
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Then maybe you might enjoy
the Astronomy Club.
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Outer space and such.
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Ooh. You can meet other people
from your planet.
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Read your magazine.
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Why are you so interested
in me joining a club?
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I just want to make sure
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that you get
the full college experience.
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I suppose my so-called peers
could benefit from my presence.
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And you might benefit, too.
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A nice thought,
but I don't spread my sunshine
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for selfish reasons.
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Give me the catalog.
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You tried,
and that's what counts.
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Hello, lunch friend.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Egg salad. Stinky.
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What do you want?
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I have some bad news.
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I'm going to join
a club on campus,
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which means we won't be able
to have lunch together.
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Wonderful!
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For you. Sad for me.
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Mmm. Happy trails.
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Oh, no, we're
still having lunch today.
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You get to help me decide
which club I should join.
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Terrific.
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ADULT SHELDON:
For some reason,
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Dr. Linkletter felt it was
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important that I start my quest
to join a club immediately.
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The interview process
was tougher than you'd expect.
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So why exactly should
I join your club?
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Well, cool people,
good chess players,
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and when the weather's nice,
we meet in the quad.
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Outside?
Yes.
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Under trees?
Yes.
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Where birds live?
Yes.
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I think we're done here.
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So, what kind
of activities
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does the Science Fiction
Club engage in?
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Well, this Friday
we're having a screening
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of Star Wars on laser disc.
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I thought this was
the Science Fiction Club.
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It is.
Star Wars is science fantasy.
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The Force is basically magic.
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At that point, you might as well
be watching The Hobbit.
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That's next week.
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This is madness.
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Proposition: the newest member
of the Debate Club
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should be Sheldon Cooper.
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You're the affirmative. Go.
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Who's Sheldon Cooper?
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Me. And I believe
I should not
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join the debate team
because there are
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far more valuable uses
of my time.
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Do you want to join or not?
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That's the debate, isn't it?
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I don't know what's happening.
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If you're thrown for a loop,
wait until you hear my rebuttal.
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Sheldon Cooper
should not join the debate team
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because your leadership
is clearly questionable.
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Okay, you're not in the club.
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Ha! I win. Wait.
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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(horse neighs on TV)
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Aren't you gonna
call them back?
No.
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It's this old lady.
She keeps getting me
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to run her errands
and do her chores.
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You don't even
do that here.
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I know.
(pager beeping, vibrating)
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She's not your grandma.
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Just call her
back and say no.
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You're right.
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Thanks again.
Uh-huh.
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What're you gonna do
with all these plants?
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Put them in my garden.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Aw, man.
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(chuckles)
So, why are you taking me
instead of Dale?
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Well, last time he and I
went casino hopping,
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it didn't work out too hot.
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,114
'Cause he proposed
and you said no?
261
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,492
Why would he tell you that?!
Hey,
262
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,453
don't feel bad. I'm the dummy
that said yes to him.
263
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,413
Well, I guess
you got a point there.
264
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,541
(chuckles) Oh!
("Crazy" by Patsy Cline playing)
265
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,542
Turn it up. I love
266
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,085
that song.
267
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,796
(singing along):
♪ Crazy ♪
268
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:34,467
♪ I'm crazy for feeling ♪
269
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,135
♪ So lonely ♪
270
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,722
You know,
they got karaoke at the lounge.
271
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,977
♪ I'm crazy ♪
272
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,772
(off-key):
♪ Crazy for feeling ♪
273
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,650
♪ So blue ♪
274
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,776
Wow.
275
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,820
That's some voice you got.
276
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,321
Thank you.
277
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:59,033
(computer keys clacking)
278
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,582
Sheldon, why are you at my desk?
279
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,793
I like your keyboard. The ones
at the library are too clacky.
280
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,129
I thought you were
going to join a club.
I tried,
281
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,589
but they each had
their own problems.
282
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,841
By chance,
were any of those problems you?
283
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,010
You're so funny. I missed this.
284
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,345
Would you like your seat back?
285
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,471
Yes.
286
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,516
I'd also like
my office back.
287
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,893
What do you mean?
288
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,062
Son, you can't just hang
out here whenever you want.
289
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,856
Why not? We're friends.
290
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,483
No. I'm a professor,
you're a student.
291
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,526
I'm 68, you're 11.
292
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,403
Do you see
where I'm headed here?
293
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,030
Nope.
294
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,032
Sheldon, I've tried to
be nice about this,
295
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,158
but you're just not taking
296
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,284
the hint. If you
have questions
297
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,036
about class, I'm here.
298
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,539
Otherwise,
please leave me alone.
299
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,627
Uh, I understand.
300
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,629
Thank you.
301
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:07,185
I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter
doesn't want me as a friend.
302
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,478
Understandable.
303
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,854
I'm also angry.
304
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,522
I don't like
having two feelings at once.
305
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,649
It's annoying.
306
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,609
Great, annoyed. That's three.
307
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,319
I thought
you were gonna join a club.
308
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,821
Too bad there isn't
a Dr. Linkletter Haters Club.
309
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,531
I would join that
in a heartbeat.
310
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,659
Maybe I should start one.
311
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,495
Starting your own club
is an interesting idea.
312
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,664
Maybe just not
one based on,
313
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,208
you know, hating someone.
314
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,542
You started that group at church
315
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,169
for parents
who hate The Simpsons.
316
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,505
It's not about hate.
We just write letters
317
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,923
to get it taken off the air.
318
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,759
(chuckles): And it's
gonna happen any day now.
319
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,177
ADULT SHELDON:
Ironically,
320
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,388
the only Simpson she did like
was O.J.
321
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,099
Time's funny that way.
322
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,519
Whoever decided
to put video poker
323
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,771
in the bar is a genius.
324
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,398
If they change the seats out
to toilets,
325
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,233
we'd never have to leave.
326
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,276
(both laughing)
327
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,198
So, what else has Dale told you
about our relationship?
328
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,242
You still hung up on that?
329
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,660
Apparently.
330
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,203
You know, I don't
think he meant to.
331
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,914
We were having a drink, and
it just kind of slipped out.
332
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,125
Y'all still go out
drinking together?
333
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,128
It was our grandson's
elementary school graduation,
334
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,462
so yeah.
335
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,423
I didn't know
y'all were that close.
336
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,299
Are you jealous?
337
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,218
No.
Sounds like it.
338
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,720
Well...
339
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,182
You ever sleep with him
after the divorce?
340
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,559
Gross! No.
341
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,186
That cranky bag of wrinkles
is all yours.
342
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,730
That's a comfort.
343
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,648
(laughs):
I guess.
344
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,317
Well, now that
we're being honest,
345
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,570
can I ask you a question?
Sure.
346
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,072
Do you regret
saying no to Dale?
347
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,533
No.
348
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,953
There was a little pause there.
349
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,455
There was not!
350
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,040
Okay, I believe you.
351
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,249
Thank you.
352
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,250
You see how I paused?
353
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,836
That means I was lying.
354
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,588
SHELDON:
Missy,
355
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,923
has your social experience
in middle school
356
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,758
been going well?
357
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,426
So good, it's nuts.
358
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,470
Are you a member of any clubs?
359
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,096
Well, in the cafeteria,
we call our table
360
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,973
Heather M.
and the Funky Lunch Bunch.
361
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,267
Well, I meant
school-sanctioned clubs.
362
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,394
The F.L.B. is a pretty big deal.
363
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,937
I don't get why people think
364
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,398
that the social aspect
of education is so important.
365
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,777
Maybe 'cause the education
aspect is so boring.
366
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,487
But that's the whole point
of school.
367
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,197
Eh.
I'll stick with being popular.
368
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,782
ADULT SHELDON:
I'd like to point out
369
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,867
that one of us
has a Nobel Prize.
370
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,119
All the other one has
is a loving family and friends,
371
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,457
which I also have.
Boy, did I win!
372
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,838
This is it. I'm done.
373
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,757
Oh, hi.
374
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,927
You must be Georgie.
Uh, yeah.
375
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,638
My nana says you've been
taking such good care of her.
376
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,807
(chuckles):
You're so sweet.
377
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,476
Thanks, but she's the sweet one.
378
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,269
Isn't she?
(chuckles)
379
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,188
Nana, Georgie's here!
380
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,816
MILDRED:
Ask him if he wants
to stay for dinner.
381
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,151
I'm free. What're we having?
382
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,364
(June whoops)
MEEMAW:
♪ Tender love is blind ♪
383
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,951
♪ It requires a dedication ♪
384
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,078
(off-key):
♪ All this love we feel ♪
385
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,080
♪ It needs no conversation ♪
386
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,917
♪ Ride it together, uh-huh ♪
387
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,128
♪ From-- love with each other ♪
388
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,379
♪ Uh-huh ♪
389
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,673
♪ Islands in the stream ♪
390
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,508
♪ That is what we are ♪
391
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,593
♪ No one in between ♪
392
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,679
♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
393
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,348
♪ Sail away with me ♪
394
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,684
♪ To another world ♪
395
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:38,354
♪ And we rely on each other,
uh-huh ♪
396
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,983
♪ From one lover to another,
uh-huh ♪
397
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,609
JUNE (laughs):
We sound good!
398
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,153
MEEMAW:
One of us does.
399
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,696
ADULT SHELDON:
The next day,
400
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,447
I set out to start my own club.
401
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,033
It involved science, education
402
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:55,454
and all the glitz and glamour
of show business.
403
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,082
All I had to do was sit back
404
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:02,962
and wait for my new Proton posse
to come rolling in.
405
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,221
Greetings,
fellow Professor Proton fan.
406
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,723
Oh, I thought
this room was empty.
407
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,224
Well, it's not.
This is a meeting
408
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,226
of the Professor Proton
Appreciation Club.
409
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,228
Would you like
to fill out an application?
410
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,480
I'm just looking
for someplace quiet.
411
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,024
I understand.
412
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,942
Well, it doesn't look
like anyone's gonna show up,
413
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,070
so if you would like
to read here, you're welcome to.
414
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,823
Okay.
415
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,077
I was only starting this club
416
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,121
because my mother
wanted me to make some friends.
417
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,581
Not just her.
418
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,041
It started
with my physics professor,
419
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,251
Dr. Linkletter,
who I thought was my friend
420
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,253
but then decided...
Are you gonna keep talking?
421
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,422
I-I've got a book.
422
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,467
ADULT SHELDON:
That day, the Read
in Silence Club was born.
423
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,928
Its members were me
and my new friend...
424
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,138
What's your name?
Shh.
425
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,432
ADULT SHELDON:
And my new friend, that guy.
426
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,731
(phone ringing)
427
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,611
Make it stop.
428
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,864
(chuckles):
Oh.
429
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,660
Who the hell is this?
430
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,995
Hey. Morning, sunshine.
431
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,122
What time is it?
432
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,582
2:00 in the afternoon.
433
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,751
Really?
434
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,212
Well, I mean,
you had a wild night singing
435
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339
and everything.
How do you know that?
436
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,258
You called me
at 3:00 in the morning.
(whispers): Do you remember
437
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,134
me calling Dale last night?
438
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,386
No.
439
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,930
(rock music playing)
Do it! Call him! Do it!
440
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,225
Call him! (whoops)
And I know exactly what
I'm gonna say.
441
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,309
(laughs)
442
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,477
What'd I say?
443
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,812
You don't remember?
444
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,897
And then I lost
445
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,191
$20 at the video poker bar,
446
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:50,611
and then we sang karaoke.
Tell him about the shrimp.
447
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,489
(laughs)
(chuckles): We went
to the all-you-can-eat buffet,
448
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,492
you know,
and they had these jumbo shrimp.
449
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,952
(laughs):
And, I mean, they weren't
450
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:01,747
just saying they were jumbo.
So big!
451
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,708
Are you gonna tell me
what I said or not?
452
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,794
Hell no.
I'm having too much fun.
453
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,255
I hate you.
(Dale chuckles)
454
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,589
I can live with that.
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