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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,001 --> 00:00:10,914 - JUMPIN' AT THE BEDSIDE - 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 3 00:02:22,287 --> 00:02:28,806 Aksel, you are completely immoral. It's immoral to smoke in bed. 4 00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:31,188 Can't you help it? 5 00:02:35,681 --> 00:02:37,138 Will you marry me? 6 00:02:43,601 --> 00:02:49,706 - I'm serious! - Sorry. It was so unexpected. 7 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:56,287 - It's not like you. - What do you mean? 8 00:02:56,387 --> 00:03:02,920 Don't misunderstand me, I like you... and you're so honest. 9 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:08,982 We've been doing business for years. 10 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:12,776 Suddenly, I just felt hungry for you ... 11 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:15,519 ... so I let myself be seduced. 12 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:28,501 - Sorry you had to wait, Tilly. - That's alright, I had some work to do. 13 00:03:29,101 --> 00:03:32,456 Here are the receipts from Danafox for the last two months. 14 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:36,555 - That's great. Thank you! - Goodbye, then. Sir... 15 00:03:40,947 --> 00:03:46,616 - So much... ? - You've been quite an asset to the company. 16 00:03:48,721 --> 00:03:51,932 If people saw us, they might think that you were paying me. 17 00:03:53,061 --> 00:03:56,004 No one has seen us. Cheers! 18 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:06,383 Our new brochure. I hope your new employer will also need our services. 19 00:04:08,321 --> 00:04:12,435 Yes, my new boss will certainly need your escort girls. 20 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:19,578 It's a global engineering firm specializing in water treatment plants, ... 21 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:26,370 ... our company has maintained its roots in our founder's high standards for quality. 22 00:04:31,561 --> 00:04:34,169 How much do we build yourselves, Director? 23 00:04:34,881 --> 00:04:39,353 We don't use the title, "Director". Here, all the employees use each other's names. 24 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:45,832 We only manufacture the specialized filters. They are kept secret from our competitors. 25 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:50,439 In addition, we do engineering design and contracting. 26 00:04:51,641 --> 00:04:56,268 Engineer Poulsen has been with us since the time of the original inventor. 27 00:04:56,368 --> 00:04:59,276 This is our new sales promotion manager, Aksel Hansen. 28 00:04:59,529 --> 00:05:02,162 - What's that in Danish? - Sales Director. 29 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:03,751 Hmph... a paid tourist. 30 00:05:04,441 --> 00:05:08,234 Engineer Poulsen's son just started here as an apprentice. Where is he? 31 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:09,613 On the toilet. 32 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:19,882 The laboratory is down there. 33 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,729 There's too much bacteria in the waste from Kumpula. 34 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:28,742 Take it to Poulsen's section. 35 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:33,305 - This is the sales curve. - It looks a bit impotent. 36 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:39,598 Thygesen, our previous sales director, lost a big contract in Japan. 37 00:05:39,602 --> 00:05:42,135 - So that's why... - Yes, we insist on results here! 38 00:05:44,001 --> 00:05:51,237 Here's a 4-Stage plant in Africa. We'll hear about another in the United States next week. 39 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:57,398 It's a plant for a large municipality. Our main competitor, Dekantervand AB, ... 40 00:05:57,521 --> 00:06:03,138 ... is also bidding on it. You need to deal with it right away. 41 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:09,310 Take a look at it, and see what you think. 42 00:06:12,321 --> 00:06:15,851 It seems we just need to win over the City Council and their engineers? 43 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:17,800 Yes, those would be the key contacts. 44 00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:21,727 We'll invite them here for some good food and a little feminine companionship. 45 00:06:21,921 --> 00:06:27,130 Good food is never a bad idea, ... but what's this about females? 46 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:33,474 - There are no female engineers! - No... I meant women to entertain them. 47 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,793 Women? 48 00:06:38,801 --> 00:06:41,609 - Engineer Poulsen is coming. - I'm busy! 49 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,543 - He's coming in anyway. - Oh, no! 50 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:52,321 If this Kumpula report is correct, the entire population will have diarrhea! 51 00:06:52,721 --> 00:06:56,794 - Can't you see I'm in a meeting? - Either we change the PH value at the plant... 52 00:06:56,961 --> 00:06:59,856 - ... or I'll have to invent something new. - Do it, then! 53 00:07:01,661 --> 00:07:04,661 - Your wife is on the phone. - Oh, no! 54 00:07:14,081 --> 00:07:18,677 - Yes, it's me, May. - Will you be home on time? 55 00:07:18,801 --> 00:07:24,620 - I was planning on fixing a special dinner. - I might be a little late. 56 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:30,980 - Oh no, that's the third time this week. - Don't you have cooking class tonight? 57 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,003 - No, that's on Tuesdays. - Oh, I forgot. 58 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,405 Does he have a good looking wife? 59 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:43,121 No idea. I've never seen her. He doesn't mix his work and personal life. 60 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:47,162 I'd better go down and invent a new purification filter. 61 00:07:49,288 --> 00:07:54,386 I'll be home as soon as I finish my meeting with our new sales director. 62 00:07:54,486 --> 00:07:58,875 - I wish I could get a job, too. - My sweet little wife shouldn't work, ... 63 00:07:59,072 --> 00:08:01,096 Alright, I'll turn down the oven until you get here... 64 00:08:01,196 --> 00:08:04,153 - Yes, good. - See you later. 65 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:37,158 - I'd call that... prostitution! - No, they're just attractive women! 66 00:08:37,979 --> 00:08:40,467 This is the brochure from SubRosa. 67 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,814 Delicious, eh? 68 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:50,240 You'd have me sit on the edge of the bed selling water treatment plants ... 69 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:54,076 ... to a mayor lying there with a ... whore? 70 00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:59,549 The customer is easier to negotiate with after a pleasant dinner and a good screw. 71 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,911 No way! 72 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:08,273 - It was in the oven too long. - It's delicious, darling. Delicious! 73 00:09:11,521 --> 00:09:17,980 - No thanks. Help yourself. - It's the perfect temperature, 18 degrees. 74 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:24,515 I'd rather have some water. Cold, clear water. 75 00:09:39,481 --> 00:09:43,507 - Thanks for the nice dinner. - Won't you have some more? The sauce is good. 76 00:09:44,121 --> 00:09:48,353 It was delicious, but I've had plenty. 77 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,638 It's been a horrible day. 78 00:10:00,161 --> 00:10:05,394 - My poor little darling... - The new sales manager thinks ... 79 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,809 - ... we should do everything for our customers. - Within reason, of course. 80 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:15,645 But he's going beyond my limits. He wants to provide women for the customers! 81 00:10:15,777 --> 00:10:17,936 - Women? - Yes, women! 82 00:10:18,037 --> 00:10:20,863 He knows a company that rents out women! 83 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:26,351 They show customers around town, and then they go... they do... 84 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:31,610 You know what I mean. It's terrible! Clearly an act of procuring. 85 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:39,875 He says they're attractive women who are simply... ... are simply employees of the company. 86 00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:46,370 Attractive married women. No, my company will not do that! 87 00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:52,858 - Why don't we have a good time tonight? - Of course. I'm ready for bed... right now. 88 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,908 I'll go and get ready. 89 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:04,830 - So, what did you do today? - Washed, dusted and vacuumed... 90 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,633 You're so sweet...! 91 00:11:12,561 --> 00:11:16,066 - Are you coming? - Oh, you're ready? 92 00:12:41,441 --> 00:12:44,654 Aren't you going to give your little wife a goodnight kiss? 93 00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,667 Would you mind turning the light off? 94 00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:04,565 The lady will call, so you can agree on the time and place. 95 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:13,197 Yes, we'll send Bicky. She has large breasts, ask you requested. 96 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:19,932 Tilly, check this gentleman out. If everything's okay, we'll send Bicky. 97 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:26,805 - Then you would be May? Welcome. - Thank you. Am I attractive enough? 98 00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:31,872 Yes! You're exactly our kind of girl. Can you speak English, German, or French? 99 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:39,839 I spoke all three, but I've been housekeeping for a year. I'm tired of washing and ironing. 100 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:46,130 - This sounded exciting. What would I be doing? - Showing men the town, going to the theater, ... 101 00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:53,076 ... dancing, dining ... and helping them with gifts for their wives. 102 00:14:53,321 --> 00:15:00,338 For a three hour escort, they pay you 500 kronor, and you give us 150. 103 00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:05,922 - Nothing else? - If the customer wants something more, ... 104 00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:10,585 ... that's your business. But you can't do it for less than 500 kronor. 105 00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:20,506 - You need a working name... Eva? - That's appropriate. My husband's name is Adam. 106 00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,938 - Are you married? - Do you mind? 107 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:29,453 - No. When can you work? - Between nine and five. 108 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:36,329 - My husband eats at six o'clock. - You have no free evenings? 109 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:39,706 I take a cooking class on Tuesdays. I can skip that. 110 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,344 Does your husband know that you're looking for work? 111 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:46,757 - No! He doesn't want me working. - Okay... 112 00:15:47,761 --> 00:15:53,810 - Hair: blond. Eyes: blue. Height? - 1.67 113 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,688 - 1.67. Any special characteristics? - I stutter a little. 114 00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:02,987 - It doesn't sound like it. - Well, when I become sexually aroused ... 115 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,465 ... I talk like this. 116 00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:09,337 That's charming! Excuse me... 117 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,164 Hello? Yes? Good day... 118 00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:20,563 Yes... one moment. Would you mind going topless at the beach? 119 00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:24,173 - No... - Yes, we can arrange that. 120 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:28,431 - They're all jealous when I'm with you. - Why is that? 121 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:31,661 - Because you're beautiful! - Thank you very much. 122 00:16:31,788 --> 00:16:35,600 Can we run a little? It's good for the physique. 123 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,384 - Look! Would you like an ice cream? - Yes, thanks! 124 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:51,816 - No thanks. It's not good for my physique. - You couldn't have just one? 125 00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:56,412 - To get in top shape, it's all or nothing! - Is there anything else you want? 126 00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:02,968 - There is something... it's a little embarrassing. - It's about time! 127 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:10,436 The boys at the gym kid me because I don't know any girls. 128 00:17:10,921 --> 00:17:13,510 - May I be blunt? - Of course... what? 129 00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:19,510 I'd like to be photographed with you. 130 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:22,756 - Just photographed? That's all? - Yes... if you don't mind. 131 00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:30,186 - You never do anything with girls? - Sexual intercourse doesn't help my physique. 132 00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:55,245 - Is this Eva? I mean, May? - Yes... 133 00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,883 - Is this a bad time? - No... 134 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:02,251 You only need to say yes or no. I have a businessman for you. 135 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:07,353 - Could you meet him at 1:30 at the Hotel Liberty? - Yes... 136 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:12,714 Okay. Just be prepared for anything. Is that okay? 137 00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:22,326 - I'm sorry I'm late. - We have a lot to do. 138 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:28,350 - Who was that? - It was... Inge. 139 00:18:28,681 --> 00:18:38,249 - That was quick. You usually talk longer. - We're meeting for lunch at 1:30 tomorrow. 140 00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:44,108 It will do you good. You need some variety. 141 00:18:56,431 --> 00:19:01,355 - "As far as what can be believed ... - Did you say panties? 142 00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:04,590 - Where were we? - "Panties" 143 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,427 "Panties"? No, I didn't say that. 144 00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:12,210 "... in this climate of distrust, you can completely ignore the insinuations ... 145 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,767 "... made by the shipping company. 146 00:19:15,442 --> 00:19:21,482 "Our firm is not implicated in this matter. Keep us informed as to the negotiations. Sincerely... " 147 00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:28,847 Nothing more? Is there anything more you want me to do? 148 00:19:29,557 --> 00:19:33,316 - You can type the transcription on this. - And nothing else? 149 00:19:34,321 --> 00:19:37,735 - What do you mean? - Nothing. 150 00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:41,355 I think I've spent enough for twelve letters! 151 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:45,763 - All I did was type letters. - Didn't you get paid? 152 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:51,157 - Here's your share, but money isn't everything. - And the man on the beach? 153 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,124 He just wanted to take photos. 154 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:59,765 - He seemed quite satisfied. - I'd like to do a little something... extra. 155 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:06,516 It's hard when you can only work one night a week. 156 00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:11,192 I can say that I'm taking another class... weaving or something. 157 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:18,712 Yes, something on Thursdays! Don't we have the two Italians on Thursday, Tilly? 158 00:20:19,091 --> 00:20:20,897 - Here.. - Thanks! 159 00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:25,155 Bicky will go with you. Let her do the talking. 160 00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:29,548 - Hi, are you Eva? - Yes... 161 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:36,226 We'll eat and then go to Tivoli. We're supposed to go to room 1172. 162 00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:46,474 Pretty girls, feel welcome in our home. 163 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:53,322 Pretty girls, my dear friend and I love you. 164 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:59,992 When it comes to love, we live to love and love to live! 165 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:05,957 Come in! 166 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:14,451 So, pretty Danish girls, how are you? Good? Good? Yes, very good! 167 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:19,031 - What are your names? - I'm Bicky. This is my friend, Eva. 168 00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:24,575 My name is Alfredo. This is my friend, Marco. Come here, Marco! 169 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:26,424 Thank you, dear. 170 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,603 - Thank you! - Please... 171 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:39,412 - So, a toast to our pretty Danish girls! - He's offering a toast to the pretty Danish girls. 172 00:21:40,201 --> 00:21:43,720 - Cheers to the men from Italy! - Cheers! 173 00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:45,486 Cheers, pretty girl... 174 00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:55,646 Now, off to Tivoli, for the Little Mermaid! It should be interesting! 175 00:21:55,921 --> 00:21:58,166 He thinks the Little Mermaid is in Tivoli! 176 00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:07,925 First things first: The money! A thousand kronor for both of us. 177 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:12,817 Here's the problem. The Italian Post Office isn't open. 178 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,661 Therefore, Marco's father will send a telegram. 179 00:22:15,761 --> 00:22:21,537 The money is guaranteed to be here tomorrow. It was supposed to be here this afternoon. I'm sorry. 180 00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:29,509 There isn't any money. They're trying to con us! 181 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:34,535 "Con"? Marco, do you know what "con" means? 182 00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:37,736 They look like nice guys. I think they're telling the truth. 183 00:22:37,836 --> 00:22:39,887 No, they're trying to con us. 184 00:22:40,321 --> 00:22:47,649 - Without the money, you can forget Tivoli. - We'll have it for sure tomorrow, okay? 185 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,602 - And we'll have nothing to console us tomorrow. - Why don't you give us a chance? 186 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,153 Pretty girls ... 187 00:22:56,369 --> 00:22:59,766 Oh sure... Then crap on you! 188 00:22:59,844 --> 00:23:01,558 You understand? That's it! 189 00:23:06,161 --> 00:23:13,813 - We could have had a nice time with them. - Nice time? Without money, nothing doing! 190 00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:19,316 I'm calling Maria to tell her she needs to be more careful next time. 191 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:31,047 - How much? What do you charge? - 500 kronor. 192 00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:38,666 - Your room? - I'm not staying here. Come with me... 193 00:26:08,761 --> 00:26:12,305 - Where did you go? - A guy wanted to... in the ladies' room. 194 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,649 - The ladies' room? Did he pay? - Yes... 500. 195 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:22,110 - It's gone! - The pig took it back! 196 00:26:22,441 --> 00:26:26,192 - He'll get his! - It doesn't matter. It was delightful. 197 00:26:26,675 --> 00:26:32,537 Delightful? Be more careful next time. Come on, let's see if we can find him. 198 00:26:35,881 --> 00:26:37,728 A man! A man! 199 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:55,705 He stole 500 kronor from my friend! 200 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:02,117 The little skunk! 201 00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:33,406 - You seem happy? Did you have a good time? - It was delightful. 202 00:27:34,175 --> 00:27:36,336 - Delightful? - Yes. 203 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:42,833 - Did you have the necessary equipment? - No, it was hand work. 204 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:46,792 As long as you're comfortable with that. 205 00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:05,598 - Are you Eva? - Yes, I'm here to see Mr. Jean Thomsen. 206 00:28:05,698 --> 00:28:12,098 - Not Mister... Miss. I'm Jean Thomsen. - I thought... 207 00:28:12,198 --> 00:28:17,605 You're a sweet girl. Would you like to show me around Copenhagen? 208 00:28:28,481 --> 00:28:35,494 My grandmother was Danish, but I've lived in America all my life. 209 00:28:35,701 --> 00:28:40,086 - You speak Danish very well. - My mother spoke Danish to me. 210 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:44,059 Oh, look at that. Aren't they cute? 211 00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:01,573 This is for you. 212 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:11,020 The real Little Mermaid stands down at the harbor. 213 00:29:11,761 --> 00:29:17,743 Everyone wants to see her when they're in Copenhagen? She's so cute. 214 00:29:17,921 --> 00:29:22,010 There are a lot of cute girls here in Copenhagen. 215 00:29:38,601 --> 00:29:44,312 A planetary calculator. It was designed in 1680 and erected in 1697 ... 216 00:29:44,441 --> 00:29:47,379 ... by the famous Danish astronomer, Ole Rømer. 217 00:29:50,441 --> 00:29:56,959 - It's the Zodiac. I'm a Taurus. And you? - I'm a virgin... 218 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,401 Oh, really? 219 00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:04,036 The cathedral's over there, and that's St. Petri. 220 00:30:08,161 --> 00:30:13,699 Down there are all the porn shops with movies and live shows. Would you like to see it? 221 00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:19,725 No, I hate pornography! It's nothing I care to see. 222 00:30:19,825 --> 00:30:23,696 - What is that over there? - That's Tivoli. 223 00:30:33,201 --> 00:30:40,322 Now we'll have "a nightcap", as we say. In my hotel room. 224 00:30:42,201 --> 00:30:50,354 I understand that this is the price for some extra services? 225 00:30:50,354 --> 00:30:54,653 But Jean, you're not a man. Or are you? 226 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,247 You're a wonderful girl, Eva. 227 00:31:00,841 --> 00:31:06,074 - But how do you... ? - Come... 228 00:35:53,881 --> 00:35:58,749 - Yes, everything looks good. - But it hasn't been submitted to the committee. 229 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:02,484 It will be difficult to persuade them if I'm not there. 230 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:09,277 I know what you mean... the women. Your work has been very valuable. 231 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:14,944 - The drawings of the new filter. - Thank you. With a staff like yours, ... 232 00:36:15,044 --> 00:36:17,159 - ... we don't need women employees. - Women? 233 00:36:17,181 --> 00:36:21,019 Just one of Hansen's little jokes. Don't you ever need a woman? 234 00:36:21,081 --> 00:36:26,976 No, a good book and a good whiskey means no problems... young man. 235 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,734 I told you so, Hansen! 236 00:36:29,777 --> 00:36:33,155 Now we just need to work out a few details. 237 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:40,222 But if this export order doesn't work out, we're in real trouble! Big trouble! 238 00:36:42,961 --> 00:36:44,773 Not my department. 239 00:36:47,241 --> 00:36:51,757 The next few months mean a a lot of hard work! 240 00:37:47,121 --> 00:37:51,267 You've been working hard, but it hasn't brought me any business. 241 00:37:51,318 --> 00:37:57,105 He works too hard, and he only drinks water. Then he goes home at night to his slave girl. 242 00:37:57,205 --> 00:38:00,556 I'll bet he keeps her locked up. No one at the firm has ever seen her. 243 00:38:01,387 --> 00:38:03,148 - Hi, Maria! - Hi... 244 00:38:03,921 --> 00:38:08,896 Eva, this is my friend, Aksel. You settle up with Tilly, alright? 245 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:14,524 If my boss had a morsel like her, maybe that would change his outlook. 246 00:38:15,441 --> 00:38:18,995 - There you go again... - What do you mean? 247 00:38:19,161 --> 00:38:23,666 Whenever you see a pretty girl, you get that look in your eyes and a tug in your loins. 248 00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:30,899 I haven't been with anyone since we... I promise! 249 00:38:31,841 --> 00:38:38,648 - I just got carried away. Just forget about it. - Why, just because I haven't made you any money? 250 00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:44,808 - You have a pretty shitty outlook on this! - What are you suggesting? How dare you! 251 00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:52,291 Get out of here! Accusing me of letting money blind my emotions! 252 00:38:52,391 --> 00:38:55,975 Did you hear what the I said? Get out! 253 00:38:58,521 --> 00:39:02,866 He thinks I'm for sale? Men! 254 00:39:04,361 --> 00:39:09,166 - Your friend, eh? - He knows nothing about women! 255 00:39:09,761 --> 00:39:14,178 - Do you love him? - Yes... I think so. 256 00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:18,963 - Look at this. - It's lovely, where did you get it? 257 00:39:19,063 --> 00:39:22,004 A very rich American gave it to me. 258 00:39:23,241 --> 00:39:28,067 - It's absolutely wonderful... an amethyst. - You keep it. 259 00:39:28,284 --> 00:39:33,997 - No, May... it's yours. - I'm happy for you to have it. 260 00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:40,532 Thanks! You need moments when you're happy. 261 00:39:41,361 --> 00:39:44,000 - Yes, I'm holding. - You should probably... 262 00:39:45,201 --> 00:39:47,870 Yes, it's me. 263 00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:56,358 No? Are you saying no? 264 00:39:59,201 --> 00:40:02,193 - Is there something wrong? - Get me some water. 265 00:40:14,601 --> 00:40:20,756 It's a disaster! Our entire export order for four million - shot to hell! 266 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:25,436 Our competitors in Holland won the contract. 267 00:40:30,881 --> 00:40:35,053 Are you still here? You work too hard. You know I don't begrudge you any pleasure. 268 00:40:35,153 --> 00:40:39,413 This is a pleasure, father. Why don't you go home early? 269 00:40:39,545 --> 00:40:44,758 - I didn't, and now I'm divorced - twice! - Alright, but I'm not married. 270 00:40:44,814 --> 00:40:47,668 You go anyway... 271 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,503 Poulsen? 272 00:41:15,001 --> 00:41:19,717 - Excuse me, do you have a light? - Yeah, sure... 273 00:41:23,801 --> 00:41:27,091 - May I buy you a drink? - Why not... 274 00:41:39,201 --> 00:41:44,576 - Poulsen has gone home. - We can start fresh in the morning. 275 00:41:45,052 --> 00:41:50,306 We need to get the domestic contract to avoid layoffs this year. 276 00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:57,037 It won't be easy to beat our competitor, Ramlenberger. He's has been around for years! 277 00:41:57,137 --> 00:42:00,257 - I'll bet he uses girls! - No, he uses espionage! 278 00:42:00,357 --> 00:42:04,790 - So why don't we spy on him? - I refuse to stoop to his level. 279 00:42:07,129 --> 00:42:11,597 - I have to go home to my wife now. - It must be nice to have a woman waiting for you. 280 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:15,316 - She's not. She's taken up weaving lessons. - Weaving? 281 00:42:15,926 --> 00:42:19,285 Yes... she has such healthy interests. 282 00:43:38,001 --> 00:43:43,016 - So, you're finally home? - I've been at my class. 283 00:43:44,761 --> 00:43:48,638 - You did that? - Isn't it nice? 284 00:43:49,688 --> 00:43:51,114 It's lovely... 285 00:43:51,641 --> 00:43:56,258 - Would it be expensive if you bought it? - Expensive? Yes, I think so. 286 00:43:59,961 --> 00:44:02,830 - I missed you when I got home. - You mean that? 287 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:06,366 - Lately we see far too little of each other. - You mean that? 288 00:44:07,961 --> 00:44:11,008 Yes. I've been working too much. Are you coming to bed soon? 289 00:44:20,441 --> 00:44:25,469 - Did you really miss me? - Sometimes I feel like ... 290 00:44:25,601 --> 00:44:29,435 - ... I don't know my own wife. - I'm coming now. 291 00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:03,513 - You went out last night, eh? - I went for a drink with a friend. 292 00:45:03,881 --> 00:45:10,311 - You shouldn't drink with strangers! - You told me to enjoy myself, and now you're mad! 293 00:45:10,411 --> 00:45:13,642 - I'm not mad! - Watch your blood pressure. 294 00:45:16,001 --> 00:45:20,696 I have to be going. It's a busy time at work. 295 00:45:20,796 --> 00:45:27,143 - Come home early tonight. - Don't you have a cooking class? 296 00:45:27,243 --> 00:45:31,768 I can skip that. You said that you were missing me last night. 297 00:45:32,141 --> 00:45:35,139 - I'll do my best... - We'll eat at 7:30. 298 00:45:44,721 --> 00:45:46,351 You're so cute. 299 00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:09,092 - APHRODISIACS - 300 00:46:09,122 --> 00:46:11,443 - GINSENG-ROOT - 301 00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:21,275 I need to talk to you. I have a problem. 302 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:29,331 - I know I talked about books and whiskey... - But you actually want a woman! 303 00:46:29,801 --> 00:46:31,824 Sorry I'm late. Have you already begun? 304 00:46:31,824 --> 00:46:34,111 My design department already has a solution. 305 00:46:34,881 --> 00:46:37,670 We should have a sales demonstration. Somewhere out of town. 306 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:39,729 Great idea... let's talk about it. 307 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:44,284 - Give me the phone number, Hansen! - It's that urgent? 308 00:46:49,461 --> 00:46:53,869 - All our girls are pretty. - Preferably, she should be young, too. 309 00:46:53,971 --> 00:46:55,750 They all ask for young ones. 310 00:46:56,441 --> 00:47:01,868 You know the rules: Escort, tour, and entertainment on an intellectual level. 311 00:47:03,681 --> 00:47:10,837 I just wondered... If the parties take a liking to one another... 312 00:47:11,081 --> 00:47:13,547 It costs an extra 500, and it's none of our concern. 313 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,983 Yes, of course. I understand... 314 00:47:16,161 --> 00:47:22,347 - How about one who's cute, young, innocent... - Innocent? 315 00:47:22,761 --> 00:47:25,409 I mean, a girl who looks innocent. 316 00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:30,029 Take a look. We have their photos here. 317 00:47:34,410 --> 00:47:38,305 - Yes... Eva! - Eva? Yes, she looks very innocent. 318 00:47:38,618 --> 00:47:46,487 - But is she young? - Yes. Many men your age like young girls. 319 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:51,674 Actually, it's not for myself, ... 320 00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:54,932 ... but for my son. 321 00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:28,257 Eva? I have a very interesting assignment for you tonight. 322 00:48:28,357 --> 00:48:33,895 I'm already busy. No, this is my husband. 323 00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:40,256 - But you said he never does anything. - You'll have to send somebody else. 324 00:48:40,356 --> 00:48:43,544 I can't. They asked for you! You've never let me down! 325 00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:48,244 All that for your husband? And you're missing a cooking class, too! 326 00:48:53,721 --> 00:49:01,409 I can't go home until this report is corrected. It's your fault that it has to be retyped! 327 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:04,321 I'm willing to do anything for you, Director. 328 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:09,465 - Are you still here? - All thanks to me! 329 00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:12,646 She's helping me work out the precise schedule. 330 00:49:13,481 --> 00:49:17,554 - Are you heading out now? - Yes. I'll rent luxury cars, ... 331 00:49:17,681 --> 00:49:22,197 ... book lunch at the Palace Pavilion and dinner at the Grand Hotel, ... 332 00:49:22,321 --> 00:49:29,238 - ... where I'll book rooms for everyone. - Good. Just imagine, we may beat Rumlenberger. 333 00:49:29,361 --> 00:49:34,276 Don't sell the skin before you've shot the bear. No? Wish me luck! 334 00:49:40,721 --> 00:49:44,847 - What was that? - It was my stomach rumbling... I've got to go. 335 00:49:45,184 --> 00:49:48,083 But now the cafeteria's closed. 336 00:49:48,183 --> 00:49:53,319 If you'll keep typing, I'll go get some sandwiches. 337 00:49:54,401 --> 00:49:57,174 No, don't answer it! We're too busy! 338 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:24,947 - Yum... this is good! - Yeah... what have got? 339 00:50:25,047 --> 00:50:28,354 - Ham and cheese. - I meant the typing! 340 00:50:28,421 --> 00:50:30,546 Oh... I'm half way through. 341 00:50:32,345 --> 00:50:33,895 No, let it ring! 342 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:48,324 I need last year's bid to Liechtenstein. Can you get it down? 343 00:51:51,352 --> 00:51:57,635 Hello, it's May ... Eva. I'll be happy to to take that assignment tonight. 344 00:51:57,735 --> 00:52:03,795 Eva? Great. I'll call you back as soon as I get hold of the client. 345 00:52:07,241 --> 00:52:09,112 No, it's over here... 346 00:52:26,761 --> 00:52:30,121 No wonder my phone's not working! All the lines are routed in here! 347 00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:32,991 We didn't answer because we're too busy. 348 00:52:33,091 --> 00:52:36,771 - Busy? Smartass! - No, I didn't mean you. 349 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:47,625 Yes it's me. Excellent! At the agreed place, then. 350 00:52:49,161 --> 00:52:53,157 - That's disgusting! - No, it isn't what you think! 351 00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:56,047 I don't care what else you do, but you should answer the phone! 352 00:52:56,147 --> 00:52:58,736 That was an important call for me! 353 00:53:02,881 --> 00:53:07,341 - What do you suppose he was thinking? - A bad reputation is better than none! 354 00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:09,377 - Did I hurt you? - Only here... 355 00:53:09,477 --> 00:53:12,505 - But you can still type? - That's the only thing I can do! 356 00:53:20,201 --> 00:53:28,675 Now we can go out and eat. We'll be dining with a young lady. 357 00:53:29,921 --> 00:53:35,048 Yes... from the provinces. She's the daughter of an old acquaintance. 358 00:53:35,259 --> 00:53:40,406 She may think I'm after something, so I thought it best to take my son with me. 359 00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:42,881 - Now that you've explained, I'll be glad to go. - Good! 360 00:53:42,909 --> 00:53:48,165 - Why didn't you tell me earlier? - We had a lot to do. There was a lot on my mind. 361 00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:50,904 Cheers! 362 00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:05,791 We have something for anyone looking for romance. 363 00:54:05,921 --> 00:54:10,756 We have a smile like the Mona Lisa and a seductive physique. 364 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:15,477 I love big strong guys wearing tight cowboy pants. 365 00:54:15,641 --> 00:54:19,714 Yes, and I have a weakness for the little ones. 366 00:54:19,921 --> 00:54:25,712 We really like to get it on throughout the year. 367 00:54:25,841 --> 00:54:30,437 Especially with a 62-year-old who's lost his hair. 368 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:38,997 We'll strip topless for a guy to warm his appetite. 369 00:54:40,041 --> 00:54:44,910 You get as wild as a little white rabbit ... 370 00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:49,876 - ... when you see us topless, ... - ... or in a bikini. 371 00:56:28,521 --> 00:56:32,173 - Would like to have a cup of tea with me? - Yes, that sounds good. 372 00:56:32,694 --> 00:56:36,523 I promise I'll mind my manners. My father's sleeping like a log by now! 373 00:56:40,361 --> 00:56:45,833 That's me as a kid ... And that's my father. 374 00:56:45,846 --> 00:56:49,837 You look like your father. Although you're more handsome. 375 00:57:19,001 --> 00:57:22,783 Wouldn't it be more convenient if we undressed? 376 00:58:16,401 --> 00:58:17,777 You're wonderful... 377 00:58:22,161 --> 00:58:25,656 - Ow! You grabbed it! - I just wanted to help. 378 00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:28,273 - No, that's wrong! - Why? 379 00:58:28,361 --> 00:58:31,578 - It has to find its own way in. - Then it may never get there. 380 00:58:32,445 --> 00:58:36,266 - This all seems so professional. - What you mean? 381 00:58:37,038 --> 00:58:41,672 I think that you've been paid to do this. Why else would you do it? 382 00:58:42,441 --> 00:58:48,002 - Why do you think that? - Everything seems so prearranged. 383 00:58:48,801 --> 00:58:57,247 It was the old man's idea. He said he wanted me to come with him to make it look good. 384 00:58:57,365 --> 00:59:01,265 - No, really... - He paid for you, admit it! 385 00:59:01,481 --> 00:59:07,977 Okay, so what if he did? Your father just wanted to make you happy. I'll go, then! 386 00:59:11,921 --> 00:59:18,469 No! Don't go, stay with me. I promise to behave myself. 387 00:59:18,761 --> 00:59:22,459 - So I can earn my money? - Yes. 388 00:59:42,601 --> 00:59:45,709 - Oh... I came already. - That only took a moment. 389 00:59:45,809 --> 00:59:50,884 - We'll try again in a little while. - You think you can do it? 390 00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:55,289 - Can you help me? - Sure! Let's see what I can do. 391 01:01:09,801 --> 01:01:11,008 What was that? 392 01:01:46,641 --> 01:01:49,254 Is there anything wrong? 393 01:01:52,561 --> 01:01:55,633 Thanks for the girl, father. 394 01:02:07,001 --> 01:02:11,305 This has become a real mess! Can you explain this? 395 01:02:11,402 --> 01:02:16,052 - What do you mean? - You haven't touched the housekeeping money! 396 01:02:16,427 --> 01:02:18,494 Oh... the housekeeping money... 397 01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:28,691 - I've tried to be thrifty. - Then the budget is completely wrong. 398 01:02:29,241 --> 01:02:34,688 - You still have to shop for food. - That doesn't cost very much. 399 01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:41,506 I don't understand where the money comes from! Have you been buying your clothes on credit? 400 01:02:41,606 --> 01:02:45,286 - Are you very angry? - Yes! No, I'm not angry... 401 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:53,081 I'm just worried. You're usually so good. I'm going out into the country with some clients. 402 01:02:53,181 --> 01:02:57,623 I'll be away until Thursday. Maybe you can straighten out the bills by then! 403 01:02:57,623 --> 01:03:02,768 - You didn't tell me you were going away. - No, we just spend our time together arguing! 404 01:03:02,868 --> 01:03:05,096 Yes, you're quite right... 405 01:03:16,781 --> 01:03:22,495 - Do know our competitor, Rumlenberger? - No, I've never met him. 406 01:03:22,595 --> 01:03:25,557 - Here... have you seen him? - Him! 407 01:03:26,253 --> 01:03:28,873 - You know him? - He met my son at a bar. 408 01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:35,415 - He's gay. Is your son? - No! It must have been espionage. 409 01:03:36,081 --> 01:03:40,199 Let's take advantage of the situation. Your son can give him false information. 410 01:03:40,801 --> 01:03:46,165 - I'll design a phony filter to pass to them. - You need to do it before we meet our clients. 411 01:03:46,265 --> 01:03:48,611 No problem... I'm an expert at this! 412 01:04:00,561 --> 01:04:07,767 It's important that I show you how we can treat the pollution from a city of 30,000 inhabitants. 413 01:04:07,867 --> 01:04:12,575 Here we are, 300 meters from town, and the water is completely clean, ... 414 01:04:12,675 --> 01:04:18,412 ... thanks to our Claro-4 treatment plant, whose technical details you are familiar with. 415 01:04:27,901 --> 01:04:34,179 The filter design seems completely wrong, but that's probably why it's so ingenious. 416 01:04:34,481 --> 01:04:39,752 - How did you get all the information already? - You don't need to know everything. 417 01:04:39,992 --> 01:04:43,723 - You came home late last evening. - I've been working hard, lately. 418 01:04:43,823 --> 01:04:45,649 And you smelled of alcohol. 419 01:04:47,902 --> 01:04:49,921 What the hell is he doing now? 420 01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:57,397 - Do you think they'll take us to lunch? - I expect so... 421 01:04:57,761 --> 01:05:02,559 ... nevertheless, the water is good enough to drink! 422 01:05:02,639 --> 01:05:06,264 - Don't do it! - That's going too far! 423 01:05:09,201 --> 01:05:10,881 What the hell... ? 424 01:05:13,657 --> 01:05:20,441 - I'm going to puke! - He drank it? Now that's real science! 425 01:05:20,601 --> 01:05:25,505 Now, gentlemen... Mr. Hansen has arranged for lunch at the Palace Pavilion! 426 01:05:26,529 --> 01:05:28,529 Please follow me, gentlemen... 427 01:05:38,921 --> 01:05:45,952 - Alice, you must never do that. - I just took a bit less money than usual. 428 01:05:46,121 --> 01:05:53,937 Our prices must be upheld. We have diplomats and businessmen as clients. 429 01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:59,099 - And they're all looking for the same thing... - Don't be so vulgar, Bicky! 430 01:05:59,199 --> 01:06:01,199 You're awful touchy, lately... 431 01:06:01,382 --> 01:06:04,037 - I think Maria's in love. - That's none of... 432 01:06:04,057 --> 01:06:09,137 - Maria, the young man called to accept. - Yes... for Eva. 433 01:06:09,237 --> 01:06:12,504 - He stutters. - A good match! 434 01:06:14,741 --> 01:06:18,807 - Are we only drinking water? - Yes, it's a symbol of the solution we hope for. 435 01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:23,917 - I was ready for a beer. - Certainly, Mayor... right away. 436 01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:29,425 - You've always been ready, Marius. - At least you can't accuse me of ... 437 01:06:29,525 --> 01:06:33,317 - ... trying to bribe the City Council. - That would take more than a beer. 438 01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:36,137 - We don't fall for that kind of thing. - No, we don't... 439 01:06:36,155 --> 01:06:40,036 We'll also be looking at your competitor's proposal. 440 01:06:40,374 --> 01:06:47,007 Ours may be a bit more expensive, but the benefits are ... 441 01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:53,031 ... all paid for by the taxpayers! The remainder comes from the State! 442 01:06:54,441 --> 01:06:56,679 He talks as if he understands this. 443 01:07:21,775 --> 01:07:27,748 - A beer? - I prefer water! This is just a waste of money! 444 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:34,419 - You're Mr. Madsen? I'll remember that. - That's a step in the right direction. 445 01:07:44,881 --> 01:07:46,928 Waiter, bring the salad! 446 01:07:52,415 --> 01:07:54,775 - What is it? - Disaster! 447 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:13,556 - It's almost as beautiful as at home. - The castle creates an historic atmosphere. 448 01:08:13,738 --> 01:08:22,591 Those projections are old toilets. They emptied directly into the moat. 449 01:08:22,635 --> 01:08:24,317 Please! I just ate... 450 01:08:29,641 --> 01:08:35,671 Can I announce the surprise? The mayor is in a bad mood. 451 01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:38,224 We have to cancel. Everything's booked! 452 01:08:38,324 --> 01:08:42,547 Ramlenberger has cornered everyone. It's very strange. Even the hotels. 453 01:08:42,681 --> 01:08:44,739 - How did you find out? - Espionage! 454 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,673 - What should we do? - We'll go to his party. 455 01:08:46,785 --> 01:08:48,233 They'll recognize me! 456 01:08:48,389 --> 01:08:52,212 Put on your dark glasses and change your hair. I'll bring a lady friend for cover. 457 01:08:59,921 --> 01:09:08,192 - How have you been treating your drinking water? - We tried filtering it, boiling it ... 458 01:09:08,601 --> 01:09:10,858 ... and it was still bad, so we only drink beer! 459 01:09:19,121 --> 01:09:23,990 - The Schnapps are getting a little low? - Yes, but it will soon get even lower! 460 01:09:27,761 --> 01:09:31,127 Delicious! Normally I only drink water. 461 01:09:33,161 --> 01:09:38,168 - The Mayor is really getting drunk! - That should be interesting. 462 01:09:38,881 --> 01:09:43,144 - I'm worried that exports are really bad. - I saw that in the Financial Times. 463 01:09:43,244 --> 01:09:45,581 And consequently, prices are falling! 464 01:09:46,681 --> 01:09:52,036 - You should take payment through Switzerland. - Where did you learn so much about finance? 465 01:09:52,036 --> 01:09:54,568 I need to stay informed if I'm working with Hansen. 466 01:09:54,961 --> 01:09:59,130 - Have you known Mr. Hansen long? - Yes. 467 01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:03,858 Now we'll hold our communal sing-along! 468 01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:15,950 First we take one - by the right leg. 469 01:10:17,761 --> 01:10:21,151 They're downing the liquor at record speed! 470 01:10:37,321 --> 01:10:42,233 - Why aren't there any women with them? - Ramlenberger's gay. 471 01:10:44,521 --> 01:10:47,501 - He's married to the guy with the beard. - He's married? 472 01:10:48,025 --> 01:10:53,822 - Are you married? - My wife is at home, working on the budget. 473 01:10:55,241 --> 01:11:03,306 - I couldn't afford a restaurant. - That's okay, I like sausage. 474 01:11:03,841 --> 01:11:09,427 I find it difficult to make contact because I stammer. The girls make fun of me. 475 01:11:09,883 --> 01:11:14,646 I'd love to go out with a pretty girl. 476 01:11:15,201 --> 01:11:22,394 - A man has so many other things to offer. - Really? Would you like another sausage? 477 01:11:23,361 --> 01:11:26,335 - How much? - 7.65. 478 01:11:27,801 --> 01:11:32,192 - You've saved up a lot. - This is for you. 479 01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:36,678 My three hours are up now. 480 01:11:38,241 --> 01:11:42,917 - Maybe not... - Are you making fun of me? 481 01:11:43,041 --> 01:11:48,161 I stammer when I get sexually aroused... 482 01:11:49,801 --> 01:11:55,956 - I can't have girls in my room. - My husband's away. Come on... 483 01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:59,743 Hey! Take your change! 484 01:12:01,641 --> 01:12:07,160 - Would you pay for that stuff? - I only make 30,000 a year. 485 01:12:08,201 --> 01:12:12,672 And everything I make goes to the wife! 486 01:12:16,281 --> 01:12:19,591 This tastes fantastic! 487 01:12:25,121 --> 01:12:30,832 He's put the papers in front of the shit-faced mayor. I better go. 488 01:12:39,966 --> 01:12:42,202 - I sign here? - Right there... 489 01:12:48,241 --> 01:12:54,590 - He just saved the deal for you. - They must not spot him. 490 01:12:57,481 --> 01:13:03,279 - I have more copies with me. - I'm too drunk to sign! 491 01:13:16,181 --> 01:13:21,434 - I can't see a thing. These glasses... ! - We can dance down there and watch more closely. 492 01:13:26,041 --> 01:13:34,333 - It's all your fault! - The waiter spilled the champagne! 493 01:13:34,433 --> 01:13:40,982 - You provided all the schnapps that got him drunk. - You said they could drink all they wanted. 494 01:13:58,178 --> 01:14:02,166 - It's Director Adam Petersen. - With his beautiful wife! 495 01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:06,806 The woman he's dancing with is not his wife. 496 01:14:14,721 --> 01:14:16,534 A real Don Juan! 497 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,116 We need to leave... now! 498 01:14:23,401 --> 01:14:26,595 - Don't they look ridiculous? - I think we still have a chance. 499 01:14:31,361 --> 01:14:36,026 - Look at these people! - Now it's our turn. 500 01:14:36,682 --> 01:14:40,926 - Do I get the sports car, then? - Maybe. 501 01:14:41,997 --> 01:14:44,139 But then you'll get nothing on Mother's Day! 502 01:14:52,401 --> 01:14:58,922 I'm the only one who has his wife with him. I'm paying for the room, ... 503 01:15:00,281 --> 01:15:06,835 ... but she'd like to enjoy some of what can be experienced here in the big city. 504 01:15:07,161 --> 01:15:12,288 Something innocent? Or a swinging party? 505 01:15:13,561 --> 01:15:21,707 - Is that like group sex? - Well... I'll see what I can do. 506 01:15:21,807 --> 01:15:24,123 Yes... that's what she wants to see. 507 01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:39,422 - You're absolutely wonderful. - You too. 508 01:15:46,401 --> 01:15:52,169 This is where I live. Let's go to bed, then? Wake up... we're going to bed! 509 01:15:53,641 --> 01:16:00,606 - I don't live here. I want to go home. - You're probably too tired anyway. 510 01:16:05,681 --> 01:16:10,898 - Good night, dear Adam. - Good night. And thanks for being... 511 01:16:10,921 --> 01:16:13,621 ... being a delightful companion. 512 01:16:21,001 --> 01:16:23,561 Fredvhilevej 13 513 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:48,119 - Quiet, my wife is sleeping. - Then I won't rattle the small change. 514 01:17:37,281 --> 01:17:42,560 Is there something wrong, May? Are you dreaming... or am I awake? 515 01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:46,076 - My husband... - Where should I hide? 516 01:17:46,176 --> 01:17:47,730 I have an idea... 517 01:17:47,881 --> 01:17:50,548 I'll bring you a glass of water. 518 01:18:09,801 --> 01:18:13,316 Water is good... you have to agree. 519 01:18:27,321 --> 01:18:33,488 I had to call the doctor. I was in so much pain that I couldn't sleep. 520 01:18:33,588 --> 01:18:44,414 I've given her an injection, and her pulse is normal now. 521 01:18:46,881 --> 01:18:51,135 - Good night, madam, - Good night. Your fee, doctor. 522 01:18:54,761 --> 01:18:57,459 I'll show the doctor out. 523 01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:10,335 That must have been terrible. I'm glad he gave you an injection. 524 01:19:10,435 --> 01:19:11,739 Me too... 525 01:19:19,721 --> 01:19:25,410 My wife would love to try something like that. 526 01:19:25,441 --> 01:19:30,770 - This must be handled discreetly. - Will the mayor go along with it? 527 01:19:30,870 --> 01:19:39,262 Yes, because of his obesity, he was elected by one vote, and that vote was mine. 528 01:19:40,521 --> 01:19:45,769 - You heard what your customers want. - Oh, my head! 529 01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:49,739 - Arrange for a swingers' party. - No! 530 01:19:50,449 --> 01:19:58,101 - Should I rewind? - No, I heard it, "A real Don Juan". 531 01:19:58,401 --> 01:20:03,714 - Even I was impressed. - Oh, my head! 532 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:10,048 - Did you go to bed with Bicky? - I wouldn't do something like that, ... 533 01:20:10,148 --> 01:20:13,117 - ... especially with your girlfriend. - Bicky's not my girlfriend! 534 01:20:13,217 --> 01:20:15,592 I told you about my friend's business. She's one of them. 535 01:20:15,765 --> 01:20:21,966 Bicky is cultured and intelligent, in case you hadn't... What did you say? 536 01:20:22,881 --> 01:20:28,268 - "One of them"? - From the firm. They're all beautiful ladies. 537 01:20:28,801 --> 01:20:33,842 - Really? - Yes, so let me handle this. 538 01:20:34,481 --> 01:20:38,351 She really was sweet and intelligent. 539 01:20:40,505 --> 01:20:46,553 Maybe if it can be done in a dignified way ... 540 01:20:48,121 --> 01:20:54,971 - It could be a dignified affair. - These are refined people, politicians. 541 01:20:55,049 --> 01:21:04,831 - How many are there? - The Mayor... and one guy has his wife with him, ... 542 01:21:05,008 --> 01:21:09,333 - ... and also the city engineer. - Can you work tonight? 543 01:21:09,626 --> 01:21:12,641 It depends on what my husband is doing. 544 01:21:24,497 --> 01:21:28,594 - Can I borrow your phone? - Use the blue one. 545 01:21:58,561 --> 01:22:01,379 - It's me. - It's May... 546 01:22:01,783 --> 01:22:05,760 - How are you? - Is there something wrong? 547 01:22:06,603 --> 01:22:08,186 I've got something in my throat. 548 01:22:08,352 --> 01:22:11,661 - About tonight ... - Tonight? 549 01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:16,059 - Yes, did you forget I have a class? - Another class? 550 01:22:16,159 --> 01:22:25,607 Yes, it's the closing party at the class, and I won't have time to cook for you. 551 01:22:26,121 --> 01:22:34,218 Some customers have asked me out for dinner, so that's okay. 552 01:22:34,401 --> 01:22:40,359 - You ought to have told me! - You're right. Nice of you to call. 553 01:22:40,841 --> 01:22:45,298 - Then I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Yes... have a nice time. 554 01:22:49,901 --> 01:22:56,001 We have enough vodka, Tilly, but we need more caviar. Let me see the wine list. 555 01:23:00,881 --> 01:23:06,455 - Be quiet, we're working here. - I was just telling Eva about the party. 556 01:23:06,555 --> 01:23:11,297 We've got work to do. Do you mind going into the other room? 557 01:23:11,499 --> 01:23:15,074 Yes, Maria... we'll do as you say. 558 01:23:21,361 --> 01:23:26,630 - Your calculations are quite clear. - Did you spot that refinement I included? 559 01:23:29,781 --> 01:23:36,992 - I understand you're having a little party tonight? - I'm afraid so. 560 01:23:37,092 --> 01:23:39,125 I hope you planned on inviting me. 561 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,329 Should you be involved in something like that, at your age? 562 01:23:42,413 --> 01:23:45,358 I'm not that old. And you're taking part, yourself! 563 01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:49,020 I'm not "taking part", I'm just attending. You're unmarried and can do as you wish. 564 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:55,684 I might be needed if there are any technical questions. 565 01:23:55,706 --> 01:24:00,780 I don't suppose your wife knows about it. 566 01:24:00,881 --> 01:24:05,237 She couldn't even imagine something like this! 567 01:24:07,897 --> 01:24:11,421 - Are you sure this is how it works? - It gets better. 568 01:24:16,081 --> 01:24:18,156 You can't do it! 569 01:24:22,401 --> 01:24:24,734 - There... that was better! - That's good... 570 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:49,612 Oh, Aksel, which of the guests are most... What on earth is going on here? 571 01:24:51,365 --> 01:24:58,279 - I just wanted to show Eva a new position. - I trusted you, Aksel... ! 572 01:24:58,401 --> 01:25:05,876 - You asked me to show Eva everything. - I'm disappointed in you! 573 01:25:05,968 --> 01:25:09,343 Are you going to argue much longer? I'm getting tired of hanging here! 574 01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:22,509 - Well then, everything is ready. - It's lovely to look at! 575 01:25:22,761 --> 01:25:28,244 - I hope you have a rewarding evening. - It better be. My job is at stake. 576 01:25:28,344 --> 01:25:31,756 The secretary will be here later with the final contract. 577 01:25:33,361 --> 01:25:38,669 Have our guests arrived, Tilly? I'll take care of the Mayor. 578 01:25:38,961 --> 01:25:41,016 Will you serve the drinks? 579 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:05,324 Fantastic... ! 580 01:26:16,121 --> 01:26:19,576 - Should I take it off now? - No, we'll eat first. 581 01:26:22,641 --> 01:26:25,289 - A drink? - No thanks, I'll have water. 582 01:26:27,881 --> 01:26:30,081 - What is it? - My husband... ! 583 01:26:31,481 --> 01:26:34,551 - That's my boss! - What should we do? 584 01:26:38,481 --> 01:26:40,204 You've got to get out of here! 585 01:26:43,576 --> 01:26:44,853 Eva! Eva! 586 01:26:46,521 --> 01:26:49,501 Eva, thank you for being so kind to my son. 587 01:26:49,601 --> 01:26:53,884 - Do you know who this is? - It's Eva. 588 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:59,269 - Go in and eat, I'll explain later! - No, I'd rather dance. Come, Eva! 589 01:27:01,241 --> 01:27:05,585 I thought I saw my wife, but I must be mistaken. 590 01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:10,092 I suspected that wasn't your wife... comrade! 591 01:27:39,442 --> 01:27:40,742 Oh, how clumsy... 592 01:27:40,841 --> 01:27:44,653 - Hollandaise! - Cold water! Bicky ... 593 01:28:09,981 --> 01:28:14,913 - Can I do it now? - Yes, but do it discreetly. 594 01:28:19,281 --> 01:28:22,317 It's my turn now. Hold this. 595 01:28:29,841 --> 01:28:33,427 - Thanks for doing that, Bicky. - It's going well. Aren't you pleased? 596 01:28:33,527 --> 01:28:35,126 Pleased? 597 01:28:36,841 --> 01:28:43,165 - Are you looking for someone? - I've been looking for you! Can we do it? 598 01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:47,731 One has to take care of the guests, right? 599 01:28:56,450 --> 01:28:57,703 Hello? 600 01:29:05,921 --> 01:29:09,827 Eva, let me present the Mayor. 601 01:29:11,081 --> 01:29:15,343 - Very pretty! Shall we dance? - No, I have to... 602 01:29:15,443 --> 01:29:18,664 It's the Mayor, Eva. It's a great honor. 603 01:29:18,764 --> 01:29:20,515 Of course it is... 604 01:29:23,603 --> 01:29:26,565 - Oh, it's going so well. - It's terrible. 605 01:29:26,665 --> 01:29:28,756 Yes, it's wonderful! 606 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:33,721 - Why don't the two of us relax a little? - I'm too stressed... and impotent. 607 01:29:44,929 --> 01:29:48,162 - Is there a vacant room? - Only the kitchen. Have you seen Hansen? 608 01:29:48,262 --> 01:29:53,399 I don't know. Right now there are a few issues I need to discuss with Mrs. Madsen. 609 01:29:57,001 --> 01:30:00,919 - Have you seen Eva? - This is so terrible... 610 01:30:01,019 --> 01:30:02,219 Just terrible... 611 01:30:07,721 --> 01:30:10,355 - Here are the papers to be signed. - That way! That way! 612 01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:32,634 This is just like doing it at home. I had expected something different. 613 01:30:32,734 --> 01:30:34,312 Your first orgy? 614 01:30:34,412 --> 01:30:37,610 Yeah, every man in town would like to try this. 615 01:31:07,027 --> 01:31:10,685 - Bicky, have you seen Hansen? - No, this certainly isn't him! 616 01:31:12,321 --> 01:31:16,030 - They're switching now. - A nice change! 617 01:31:16,121 --> 01:31:18,572 Switching? Oh my gosh! 618 01:31:25,321 --> 01:31:30,076 - Haven't I seen you in cooking class? - You're the baker, Tove! 619 01:31:30,201 --> 01:31:32,271 And you're Inge! 620 01:31:48,201 --> 01:31:53,239 We should do something nice for the man at the piano. He paid for the whole party. 621 01:31:53,339 --> 01:31:58,289 Oh no... I've just done two, and another who's dying for a drink. 622 01:31:59,102 --> 01:32:03,983 Oh? Well then, I guess I'll have to take care of him myself. 623 01:32:45,721 --> 01:32:50,954 That was amazing! Now I'm ready to sign... ! 624 01:32:55,001 --> 01:32:57,778 Here, the papers are ready for your signature. 625 01:33:00,001 --> 01:33:03,751 - Someone just stole my pants! - You don't need pants at this party! 626 01:33:16,881 --> 01:33:21,088 - Oh, Aksel, it's time we made love again! - Eva is in there. 627 01:33:21,092 --> 01:33:23,821 We can find another room! Maybe the one by the kitchen? 628 01:33:23,901 --> 01:33:28,689 It's wonderful! The mayor signed it! Now we're only missing Madsen. 629 01:33:28,881 --> 01:33:33,750 - Shouldn't you go home now? - My wife isn't at home. 630 01:33:35,921 --> 01:33:39,807 Your water plant is the best, so I signed it. 631 01:33:40,581 --> 01:33:43,375 This has been the best day of my life! 632 01:33:44,324 --> 01:33:49,948 There's a lovely woman in there. She's trying to find her panties now. 633 01:33:50,048 --> 01:33:54,329 If you hurry, you might learn something new! 634 01:34:11,641 --> 01:34:17,897 - Is that you? - Adam? Keep going! 635 01:34:19,201 --> 01:34:24,355 - What are you doing here? - Making love to you! 636 01:34:25,241 --> 01:34:30,700 - It's been a long time... this is wonderful! - I thought you'd forgotten me. 637 01:34:32,001 --> 01:34:34,839 I've neglected you... I've been so stupid! 638 01:34:38,361 --> 01:34:41,496 - Is he killing her? - What are you talking about? 639 01:34:45,121 --> 01:34:51,681 - No, just the opposite. - Eva is Adam's wife... they're married! 640 01:34:51,781 --> 01:34:57,236 Then it's respectable. Do you still want me? 641 01:34:57,761 --> 01:35:01,994 You mean on paper? Only on paper? 642 01:35:06,641 --> 01:35:08,371 You're not mad at me? 643 01:35:09,761 --> 01:35:15,074 No, I love you, May... And I'll never neglect you again. 644 01:35:30,735 --> 01:35:32,824 Adapted from Swedish translation by Weine Erickson 644 01:35:33,305 --> 01:35:39,835 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 60116

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