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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:28,959 The idea for this film came to the authors 2 00:00:29,126 --> 00:00:32,751 over dinner in Leningrad in November 1984. 3 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:36,917 Seeing Soviets twist energetically to Michael Jackson, 4 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:40,876 murdered by the hotel band, we thought that life in the USSR 5 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:44,209 was more amusing and unexpected 6 00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:47,834 than the image generally diffused in the West. 7 00:00:48,001 --> 00:00:50,584 Though the story is total fiction, 8 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:54,667 the sets and characters are as real as possible. 9 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:59,292 "Every Leninist knows that equality in the sphere of personal life 10 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,834 "is a piece of reactionary, petit-bourgeois stupidity." 11 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,042 - Stalin (1934) 12 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:27,209 TWIST AGAIN IN MOSCOW 13 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:26,792 Yuri. 14 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:35,292 - OK. - Thanks a lot. 15 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,001 Not so many roubles this afternoon. 16 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,251 Yuri. 17 00:03:54,584 --> 00:03:55,751 For 2 tickets? 18 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,126 Bring it here. 19 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:01,709 OK. 20 00:04:14,084 --> 00:04:16,709 We want Tatiana! 21 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:23,792 Give me the New York cassette. 22 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:49,542 She isn't here yet? 23 00:04:49,751 --> 00:04:52,042 She's late. Stars are late. 24 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,001 Stars! Honestly... Russians! 25 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:58,292 You think Liza Minnelli is late on Broadway? 26 00:04:59,251 --> 00:05:01,626 Is she cheating on me? Tell me. 27 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,376 Have you seen the time? 28 00:05:10,626 --> 00:05:12,001 Have you? 29 00:05:12,501 --> 00:05:13,667 Hello, Yuri. 30 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:16,417 Papatchka is in trouble. 31 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,584 Yes, well... 32 00:05:20,376 --> 00:05:22,876 You know how much rock festivals cost? 33 00:05:23,084 --> 00:05:26,126 - Hello, dears. - All the backhanders? 34 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:29,417 I break my back for you and you arrive late! 35 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:32,334 Anything but rock in this country is impossible. 36 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,834 Have you finished? Your fans await! 37 00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:38,876 - Hello, children. - Hello. 38 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,834 Darlings, I love you! 39 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:45,167 You can forgive her anything! 40 00:06:46,334 --> 00:06:49,209 - Hide that behind the stairs. - It's no use. 41 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:52,209 - Best give ourselves up. - Who to? 42 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:56,417 Fedor gave a virulent speech at the university 43 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:58,042 on Samuel Kovsky. 44 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,501 Who? 45 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:03,209 A genius. But he's Jewish and wants to learn Hebrew. 46 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:07,001 They expelled him! So I protested vigorously. 47 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:10,709 The dean tried to cut his mike and Fedor smashed his glasses. 48 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:13,542 A guy with three Lenin medals. 49 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,751 An anti-Semite! Now we have to fight. 50 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:17,292 I'll stir up opinion. 51 00:07:17,501 --> 00:07:20,834 Poor fool, no one will hear! We'll end up in a gulag! 52 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:24,251 The KGB's after us, we must go into exile! 53 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:25,959 Calm down, mamatchka. 54 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,417 The KGB is as slow as Russia. 55 00:07:28,584 --> 00:07:31,209 It'll be a week before they find us. 56 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,084 - Group reductions? - No. 57 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:54,167 Seven tickets. 58 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:16,209 - Yuri! The KGB! - Shit! 59 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:37,876 Come on! 60 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:48,917 - We'll be arrested! - Come on, hurry. 61 00:08:55,251 --> 00:08:57,376 Radiant woman 62 00:08:58,459 --> 00:09:00,542 I'm ruining your life. 63 00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:03,751 - I'll commit suicide. - Don't be silly. 64 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:05,042 That's funny. 65 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:06,751 Every problem 66 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:08,167 turns into a drama! 67 00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:11,459 - You'd rather I surrender? - My brother-in-law 68 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:15,834 knows a Georgian who sells fake visas for Israel. 69 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,542 - You don't believe me? - Yes, but... 70 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:20,792 Igor has influence. 71 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,542 He runs the Hotel Tolstoy 72 00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:24,084 in Moscow. 73 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:30,542 Dushka, yellow phone. 74 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:38,876 Marina, 75 00:09:39,084 --> 00:09:40,542 your phone. 76 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,084 Coming. 77 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:53,334 Really! No one at the desk. It's scandalous! 78 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,792 I'm sorry, I don't see to that. 79 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:58,959 But who does do any work here? 80 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:03,001 Tatayev. His brother-in-law. 81 00:10:03,209 --> 00:10:05,167 Sorry, I can't disturb the manager. 82 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:07,209 He's meeting with the workers. 83 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:10,167 It's urgent. A matter of life or death. 84 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:11,501 I'll see. 85 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:15,001 He's taking his girl to the Tchaikovsky competition. 86 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:18,167 - Try his room. - Yes. He must be napping. 87 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:21,251 - He won't speak to you? - Is it still 240? 88 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:25,334 Yes, 240, 241, 242, 43 and 44. 89 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,751 Try all 5 lines. 90 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,876 No, don't answer. We're late enough as it is. 91 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:42,501 We've been after an hour's break for 2 years! 92 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:43,542 Comrade! 93 00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,876 The Plan targets haven't been met. 94 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,292 The Party is relying on us! 95 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:50,084 What does the manager think? 96 00:10:50,292 --> 00:10:53,084 I share Irina's view, a real effort is needed. 97 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:57,001 The comrade prefers his daughter's career as a pianist 98 00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:58,376 to the Plan! 99 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:00,001 How dare you! 100 00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:01,959 I was up at 7 this morning. 101 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,667 I served breakfast, Michèle had flu. 102 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,542 For the 5th time this month! 103 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,251 I shovelled snow from the door. 104 00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:12,292 We have 2-hour breaks for 4 hours' work. 105 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:15,751 I'm the only one who never rests. Stop all this slander! 106 00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,001 - Igor! - Yes? 107 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,792 - She'll miss her competition! - Coming. 108 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,709 - Thank you. - That's very nice of you. 109 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,209 Katerina hasn't won her prize yet. 110 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,084 Chopin takes concentration. 111 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,001 Your pager, from the minister. 112 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,667 Repaired so soon? 113 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:46,417 - Silence! - We're stuck in the lift. 114 00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:48,376 More people stuck in the lift! 115 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:11,917 I'm sorry, my dear Dimitri, I got carried away. 116 00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:15,834 But I really intend to find a solution. 117 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,667 I got your shoes. 118 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,417 Thank you, Goga. 119 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,751 - Daddy's black marketeering. - Concentrate. 120 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,709 They're superb! 121 00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:48,417 You're the best-dressed man in Moscow. 122 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,959 Go away! 123 00:14:57,084 --> 00:15:00,376 Sir, it's your brother-in-law. 124 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:03,376 You're joking! You disturb me for that fool? 125 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:04,709 He's in Moscow? 126 00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:07,001 If he wants roubles, tell him no! 127 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,667 He's in the Petrov hospital, he had his leg cut off. 128 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,126 - You want his number? - Yes. 129 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:21,751 Citizen Yuri, telephone. 130 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,542 Thank you, comrade. 131 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,209 Petrov hospital? 132 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,542 Hi, you swine! 133 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,292 Just a joke to get through to you. 134 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,001 You little hoodlum... 135 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:36,792 I know it's in bad taste. 136 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,459 Your dealer friend...? 137 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,542 Idiot! You almost gave me a heart attack. 138 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,834 I had a near miss last year! 139 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,042 Yes, I remember. 140 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,626 And you interrupted Katerina's concert! 141 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,334 The Georgian's address. 142 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:53,251 - What Georgian? - Don't play innocent! 143 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,417 Where are you? 144 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,751 A cafe in the suburbs. I've a problem with the militia. 145 00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:00,834 Why do you always phone me? 146 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,792 You want me dead? 147 00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:06,417 Quiet! I'm not interested in your problems. 148 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,459 I disapprove of your lifestyle. 149 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,001 I don't know a Georgian, 150 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:13,209 I've no money, and don't call again! 151 00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,084 Or I'll denounce you. 152 00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:28,417 - Well? - A triumph! 153 00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:31,917 - Who was it? - Nobody. 154 00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:37,417 Those fools tried technique, Katiusha played with sensitivity. 155 00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:40,292 A simple tune, a triumph. 156 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,584 You're lucky. My daughter thinks only of dancing. 157 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:46,042 He's furious she's seeing Ivanovich. 158 00:16:46,251 --> 00:16:48,751 He's filling his pockets in Baku. 159 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,959 Nouveau riche, not even Russian. 160 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,459 I'm Armenian, remember. 161 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,542 - Can't you tell? - But your father was Russian. 162 00:16:56,751 --> 00:17:00,126 You should see Uncle Yuri. He's really tanned. 163 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:02,667 No provocation. 164 00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:04,209 Isn't he dark? 165 00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,251 Gorgeous tablecloth, dear. 166 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,709 Yes, Laura Ashley. From the ambassador's wife 167 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:10,917 in London. 168 00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:12,834 Here's Mitia. 169 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,417 Excuse me, I work too much. 170 00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,084 It's nothing, Mitia. 171 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,917 That's it, have a nap. 172 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,751 Sloshed. Don't smoke next to him. 173 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,459 New Year in the Carpathians? 174 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,959 Leningrad, Alexei. 175 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,626 I got a card this morning. 176 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,667 He has friends in high places. 177 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,334 They've a 22-metre yacht. 178 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:36,334 We went to Sweden with no passports. 179 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,959 A minister doesn't show his passport! 180 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,292 He's only a vice-minister. 181 00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:45,001 Friends, a toast to my daughter Katerina. 182 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:47,084 The apple of my eye. 183 00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,667 And this land where a worker's daughter 184 00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,917 can win the Tchaikovsky prize! 185 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:55,792 To my daughter, my wife, and the Soviet Union! 186 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,542 To the Soviet Union! 187 00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,501 Is your brother any better? 188 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:02,792 Igor! 189 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,709 What happened to Yuri? He's had a leg cut off! 190 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,042 Not at all. Come, now! 191 00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:11,417 Have some of this excellent Strogonov, my love. 192 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,167 Daddy, what's happening? 193 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,667 Your brother's a nuisance. 194 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,542 He has problems with the militia and... 195 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,251 And you said nothing! 196 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:25,292 I can't look after your brother's problems. 197 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,667 Daddy hates my uncle. 198 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,959 - If they knew each other... - It's all sorted. 199 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,917 It was a joke. Yuri is a funny guy. 200 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:41,667 Yuri? 201 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,792 Yes. Who's that? 202 00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,667 Hello? Who's speaking? 203 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,876 Where is he, then? 204 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,126 I'll see Alexei. He'll tell me what to do. 205 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,251 Thank you, dear. You're a love. 206 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:12,209 Don't worry. It must be a minor problem. 207 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,001 Because of his music. 208 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,459 There you are! 209 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,292 Just 2 minutes, I've a personal problem. 210 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:38,751 Me too. 211 00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,876 - Did you read Pravda? - No. 212 00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:47,084 - You don't read Pravda? - Yes, every day... 213 00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,876 Your hotel is mentioned. 214 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,876 Petit-bourgeois dealing. 215 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,542 They say you're my protégé. 216 00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,626 Scandalous! I'll counter-attack. 217 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,459 No, you request an inspection. 218 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,209 The culprits will be punished. 219 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,084 I ask myself? 220 00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:05,751 Be smart. Show your good faith. 221 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:12,001 It's hard to protect you. I'm going through a crisis. 222 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:16,167 But I can choose the most easy-going inspector. 223 00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,126 Sign here. 224 00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,292 - What did you want? - Nothing. 225 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:27,167 Igor... 226 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,834 You have wonderful shoes. 227 00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:04,917 - Comrade Igor Tatayev! - Yes? 228 00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:09,084 I am Boris Pikov, sent by the Party to inspect the hotel. 229 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,167 So soon? 230 00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:12,292 The minister called 3 days ago. 231 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,251 Do I get a lift? 232 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,626 You don't have to. 233 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:22,626 On the contrary! I'd be glad to take you. 234 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,042 I'll get my luggage. 235 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:26,251 No, I'll see to that. 236 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,709 There. 237 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:32,542 - I dispense with formalities. - Oh? 238 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,001 Me too. 239 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,334 You got rid of that idiot Pikov? 240 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,709 Yes. Champagne for everyone. 241 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:49,751 Very practical for snow. 242 00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,751 The foot isn't confined. 243 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,876 You must be scared, carrying my bags. 244 00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:57,042 Not at all. Just polite. 245 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,834 You do a tough job. 246 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,251 Exhausting. We're launching an offensive 247 00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:06,126 on corruption in socialist society. 248 00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,792 Oh, corruption, a huge problem. 249 00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:10,209 Foreign cigarettes? 250 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,751 A hotel customer left me his packet. 251 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,626 The Continental manager was selling that brand. 252 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:17,959 80 tons. 253 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:19,917 20 years hard labour. 254 00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:21,876 He narrowly escaped death. 255 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,042 I shall enter your hotel incognito, 256 00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:30,167 as a customer. - Of course. Ivan, stop. 257 00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:52,167 Irina, I'm coming with a Party inspector. 258 00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:55,792 A shit who shot some poor guy. Warn everyone. 259 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:59,459 Irina, don't let him suspect a thing. 260 00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:09,876 - Shall I park the car? - Yes. 261 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:10,917 OK, boss. 262 00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:14,709 Don't call me "boss", it's ridiculous. 263 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,292 Call me comrade, for example. 264 00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:18,501 OK. 265 00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:23,167 - Hello, sir! - The comrade is a customer. 266 00:23:24,626 --> 00:23:27,917 - No, I'll keep this! - It's my job, sir. 267 00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:31,209 The comrade wants to keep his briefcase. 268 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,251 Sorry about him. 269 00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:36,126 Sometimes they're too conscientious. 270 00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:04,126 Welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay. 271 00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:05,709 Oh, how nice! 272 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:09,792 Congratulations from satisfied tourists. 273 00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,584 For the visitors book. 274 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:15,084 A quiet room over the park or more lively, on the street? 275 00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:16,834 The cheapest will do. 276 00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:19,834 412? Over the park, inexpensive. 277 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,626 No favouritism. A normal room on the street. 278 00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:24,959 Tea is served, it's getting cold. 279 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:27,417 - No. - No break today? 280 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:29,542 Politburo members around? 281 00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,876 We'll take you to your room. 282 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,334 You're moving out? 283 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,917 In this context, I'd rather customers had these suites. 284 00:25:05,084 --> 00:25:09,459 We'll move back to our rooms, small but charming. 285 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:14,001 There's no room for a piano! How will I work? 286 00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:21,167 Katerina! One should bow to economic forces. 287 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:24,917 As soon as we're rid of Pikov, we'll return. 288 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:29,084 I'll lose so much if I don't work every day! 289 00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:33,126 Moving 3 years' worth in 2 hours! Your mate screwed you! 290 00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,251 And Yuri? 291 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,626 I can't be everywhere. 292 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,876 Pikov first, then Yuri. 293 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,709 Visa control. 294 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:48,042 It's nice weather, so they come out. 295 00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:51,751 We're freezing here. We can't stop at police checks. 296 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:53,709 She's right. 297 00:25:54,792 --> 00:25:56,292 Through the woods. 298 00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:57,584 OK. 299 00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:03,501 I meant on foot! 300 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,709 We've lost a door. 301 00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:15,959 Very clever! 302 00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:33,876 Here! 303 00:26:40,126 --> 00:26:41,667 The brakes went. 304 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,001 - Where are you from? - Kiev. Going to Moscow. 305 00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:47,251 - Got your pass? - Yes! 306 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,167 The cargo? 307 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,501 Herrings. Take some for the family. 308 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,376 Take some! 309 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,084 They're rotten! 310 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,709 Have you got insurance? That car was new. 311 00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:18,001 Report of Comrade Inspector Pikov to the surveillance committee. 312 00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:23,376 Olga Ivanova Pikov Workers' Medal, 1974 313 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:24,417 Shit! 314 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:30,751 Day 1, 6:15pm. I have never seen such a well-run 315 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:34,584 Soviet hotel. I think they were warned of my arrival. 316 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,292 Are these gifts frequent? 317 00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:47,417 In 5 years, I've seen it twice. 318 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,001 A Central Committee member and a senator. 319 00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:52,459 You're lucky. 320 00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:03,084 Confirmed. 321 00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:13,667 - May I have a table? - Not for Soviets. 322 00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:45,292 Excuse me. 323 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,334 Excuse me. 324 00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:51,251 Yes, this way. 325 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,751 Right in a draught! 326 00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:12,751 Put him on this table. He's a VIP! 327 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,084 Be a good communist, dammit! 328 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:23,001 What is it? 329 00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:28,001 More of it! 330 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:30,501 And not this caviar! 331 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:33,584 The other. He's no ordinary customer. 332 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:41,084 Central Committee Stock 333 00:29:43,376 --> 00:29:45,626 And don't make him ask for it. 334 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,876 There! 335 00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:02,209 Comrade! 336 00:30:03,626 --> 00:30:05,001 You only serve one caviar? 337 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:06,626 - You want some more? - No. 338 00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:08,917 It's not dear. Can I see the tin? 339 00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:32,292 Come on. 340 00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:33,876 Come on! 341 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,251 Hurry along! 342 00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:38,709 Hurry! 343 00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:42,126 Come on! Come on... 344 00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:46,709 Mind that mirror. It's worth a fortune. 345 00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:49,084 Careful! What's he up to? 346 00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:52,501 He's going about it all wrong. 347 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:54,667 It's a VCR, fool! 348 00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,334 Took me 4 years to get it. 349 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:59,251 If you break one part, it's had it. 350 00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:02,001 - What's that? - Laundry, dad. 351 00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,792 Mum prefers to take it all. 352 00:31:03,959 --> 00:31:05,584 Oh no! 353 00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,626 Stealing hotel fittings during inspection, 354 00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:15,542 you must be mad. 355 00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:18,501 They're our bath robes. You're the manager? 356 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,167 The people entrusted these to me! 357 00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:23,792 That's why I'm manager! 358 00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:27,751 If it's Pikov who's scaring you, leave him to me. 359 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:31,126 Mum, the big box of bulbs won't fit in the truck. 360 00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,334 Do I separate them? 361 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:37,251 Comrade bassist, you played six Western songs 362 00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:40,209 to one Russian. That's not within quota. 363 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:43,292 Why don't you obey Party discipline? 364 00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:45,042 They prefer Western music. 365 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,084 - They don't dance, if not. - We have danceable tunes! 366 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:50,876 Exactly. We're scared of hurting them. 367 00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:53,751 We'd rather murder foreign songs. 368 00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:55,917 My wife wishes to meet you. 369 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,917 So nice to meet you. 370 00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:00,459 I'm off to greet a Dutch coach. 371 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:02,626 I hear you're remarkable. 372 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,251 Remarkable... but hated. 373 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:06,876 Oh? I didn't get that impression. 374 00:32:07,084 --> 00:32:10,626 I'm a loner. But the Party is worth some sacrifices. 375 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:13,584 As Comrade Chernenko says... 376 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:16,084 - I'm boring you. - Not at all. 377 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,501 I'm very concerned about politics. 378 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:22,751 To my husband, the Party is a source of great joy 379 00:32:22,959 --> 00:32:24,959 and friendship. - Excuse me. 380 00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:39,042 Don't stand watching uselessly! 381 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,667 Take a break. I'll close up. 382 00:33:57,292 --> 00:33:58,126 Igor! 383 00:33:58,542 --> 00:33:59,376 Hi! 384 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,251 The journey was dire. 385 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:06,251 Don't look glum, your car's fine. 386 00:34:06,459 --> 00:34:10,084 He came to Moscow to smash my car! I don't believe it! 387 00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:12,209 Hello. 388 00:34:14,459 --> 00:34:15,334 Hello. 389 00:34:17,584 --> 00:34:20,667 Hello, Igor! You're looking younger. 390 00:34:20,876 --> 00:34:23,459 Incredible. Great to see you! 391 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:25,167 What's that horrid smell? 392 00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:28,251 I need 200 roubles to pay off this guy. 393 00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:30,376 - He owes me 1000 roubles. - No! 394 00:34:30,584 --> 00:34:32,167 We agreed on 200! 395 00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:36,126 I won't give you a kopeck. Why the hell are you here? 396 00:34:36,334 --> 00:34:37,292 Is this yours? 397 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:40,251 What's got into you? Give it back! 398 00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:43,376 - Give it back. Call the militia! - The militia! 399 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:44,626 The militia! 400 00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:47,626 They'll ask about your brother-in-law's visa, 401 00:34:47,834 --> 00:34:49,917 the road block and the accident! 402 00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:53,292 He paid off the militia, he wants paying back. 403 00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:55,251 1000 roubles or I trash it. 404 00:34:55,459 --> 00:34:56,959 It's a good price. 405 00:34:57,917 --> 00:34:59,459 Come with me. 406 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:02,709 I warn you, if you harm it, I'll strangle you. 407 00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:04,834 Shall we wait here, Igor? 408 00:35:06,126 --> 00:35:07,626 - Who's that? - The in-laws. 409 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:09,959 My father-in-law's an intellectual. 410 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,501 A brand new machine. 411 00:35:13,001 --> 00:35:15,209 - Comrade Tatayev? - Hide! 412 00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:20,292 You've something fishy going on with the caviar. 413 00:35:20,501 --> 00:35:22,917 - What? - I found this box 414 00:35:23,126 --> 00:35:24,667 hidden under some chicken. 415 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:29,209 This brand isn't on your books and an employee was selling it. 416 00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:30,459 Oh? Who? 417 00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:34,584 - I didn't see his face. - Shame. 418 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:38,376 We don't do this brand. It must have been brought in. 419 00:35:38,834 --> 00:35:39,959 Check the stock. 420 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:41,709 You'll see. 421 00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:50,084 It stinks! Is that the herrings? 422 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:52,959 This looks delicious! 423 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,209 A beggar's stealing chops! 424 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,042 Can't find any? 425 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:02,084 Rather hasty accusations, comrade. 426 00:36:03,126 --> 00:36:06,084 And you're disturbing overworked staff. 427 00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:08,501 I'm the manager's brother-in-law! 428 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,959 - What's going on? - I'll see to it. 429 00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:12,251 Open up! 430 00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,042 Stop it, lads! 431 00:36:14,251 --> 00:36:15,626 I know him. 432 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:18,001 - He's my brother-in-law. - Right. 433 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,584 This way! 434 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:24,542 Open up! I'm in the cold room. 435 00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:31,501 What luxury! You're privileged! 436 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:34,542 A showcase of socialism should be clean. 437 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:39,209 Tell the workers that. Mind you, you don't see any hard-up people. 438 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,292 I live with a star 439 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:44,001 in two lousy, cockroach-ridden rooms. 440 00:36:44,209 --> 00:36:47,501 We have them too. That's not exceptional. 441 00:36:55,501 --> 00:36:56,834 Stealing from the till? 442 00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:58,001 Terrific! 443 00:36:58,209 --> 00:36:59,917 You want your money? 444 00:37:00,584 --> 00:37:01,876 Where's the key? 445 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,417 Quick, the guy is dangerous! 446 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:08,167 Tatayev. I'm at the Beriozka. 447 00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:11,334 Let go, you lout! 448 00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:14,209 Thief! 449 00:37:28,209 --> 00:37:29,501 Your jacket's ruined. 450 00:37:29,709 --> 00:37:34,001 An alpaca from Yalta! You're here 5 minutes, and it's a disaster! 451 00:37:37,751 --> 00:37:41,334 Yes? What d'you mean, the minister wants to see me? 452 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:42,959 Where is he? 453 00:37:43,251 --> 00:37:45,334 OK, I'm coming! 454 00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:48,417 I'm well-dressed to see the minister. 455 00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:51,667 - Haven't you any more suits? - In the car! 456 00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,376 Igor, honestly! 457 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:00,626 - We looked everywhere. - I was fixing the boiler. 458 00:38:00,834 --> 00:38:03,376 We came to eat with Marshal Bassunov. 459 00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:06,292 The caviar's vile, where's the good stuff? 460 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:09,292 This way, to the kitchen. 461 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:12,459 Bassunov? The hero of the Battle of Smolensk? 462 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,751 Appointed to the Politburo 2 days ago. 463 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,584 I heard he was senile. 464 00:38:16,834 --> 00:38:19,209 Igor, please. He's a hero. 465 00:38:19,501 --> 00:38:20,709 He's full of beans. 466 00:38:20,876 --> 00:38:23,792 Get him on our side and we've hit the jackpot. 467 00:38:23,959 --> 00:38:25,626 We'll get the good stuff. 468 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,917 - You have a special cold room? - Shit! 469 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,209 Be right back. 470 00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:47,584 There's someone in the cold room! 471 00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:55,542 Would you have any good rotten capitalist cognac? 472 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:56,626 Up here. 473 00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:07,167 The dinner's awful. Making fun of the workers! 474 00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:10,001 It's all right, Leonid. The good stuff. 475 00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:12,709 No respect for great soldiers! 476 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:15,417 These youngsters need a good war! 477 00:39:15,626 --> 00:39:17,876 Indeed. Help yourself. 478 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:18,876 I remind you 479 00:39:19,084 --> 00:39:23,417 that I spent 31 days in the frozen latrines of my Kiev HQ, 480 00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,792 and nobody complained! 481 00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,417 I don't doubt it. 482 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,251 We played the balalaika in mittens! 483 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:34,334 The atmosphere was... communist! And warm! 484 00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,292 Remember, Bukov? 485 00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:39,917 - You were there. - Non, Leonid, that's not Bukov. 486 00:39:40,126 --> 00:39:41,251 It's Igor Tatayev, 487 00:39:41,459 --> 00:39:42,876 the manager of this hotel. 488 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:45,001 Bukov died 15 years ago! 489 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,792 Sorry for the caviar slip-up, 490 00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:49,876 but I had a boiler problem... 491 00:39:50,084 --> 00:39:51,626 We understand, 492 00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:52,667 do sit down. 493 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:54,459 Excuse my husband, 494 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,751 he took you for his aide de camp, 495 00:39:56,959 --> 00:40:00,417 a charming man, who died in a tragic hunting accident. 496 00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:03,376 My husband mistook him for a bear. 497 00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:06,376 Hunting in a chapka, it's a common accident. 498 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,542 What horrible music! 499 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:22,917 It's like a pig being stuck. 500 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:26,209 You're not fashionable. It's youngsters' music! 501 00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:28,959 Decadent, American noise! 502 00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:30,376 You want Kalinka? 503 00:40:30,584 --> 00:40:32,834 No, people want to enjoy themselves! 504 00:40:33,042 --> 00:40:35,501 Useless! I said so at the Kremlin. 505 00:40:35,709 --> 00:40:38,251 If we let them play monkey music, 506 00:40:38,459 --> 00:40:40,542 we'll become monkeys! 507 00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:41,667 Grumpy sod! 508 00:40:42,751 --> 00:40:44,626 I'll have her deported. 509 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,709 Where will that get you? 510 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:56,209 Yuri, the machine's in bits. 511 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,626 Very clever! Now he won't pay! 512 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,167 Dwarf! Come here and insult me! 513 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,209 He'll come and beat you up! 514 00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:05,376 Take that! 515 00:41:09,042 --> 00:41:13,001 You've one minute to pay me or I'll beat her senseless! 516 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,334 Don't give in to this fat shit! 517 00:41:33,876 --> 00:41:35,667 What a fine singer! 518 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,209 Such youth! 519 00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:57,709 The band is amazing. I love their costumes. 520 00:41:57,876 --> 00:42:00,292 - I want them at New Year. - Fine. 521 00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:04,584 - Even if we have to pay in dollars. - No problem! 522 00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:18,917 Isn't there a smell of sewers? 523 00:42:19,876 --> 00:42:22,626 Yes! Rotten fish, wouldn't you say? 524 00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:43,334 Isn't there an odd smell? 525 00:42:43,626 --> 00:42:44,834 No. 526 00:42:56,334 --> 00:42:57,709 Now that's dancing. 527 00:42:58,501 --> 00:43:00,667 You hold a woman in your arms... 528 00:43:15,334 --> 00:43:17,417 Call if you need me. 529 00:43:20,251 --> 00:43:21,501 - Bye! - See you! 530 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,584 Don't move, I'll be back. 531 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:35,292 Very graceful! 532 00:43:35,459 --> 00:43:37,542 We look dumb! 533 00:43:51,334 --> 00:43:53,959 A doctor, quick! 534 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:56,251 The Marshal fainted in mid-twist. 535 00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,417 What's up with the old goat? 536 00:43:59,626 --> 00:44:03,042 Let go of me! I'm not a weakling. 537 00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:06,959 Ice! Quickly, ice! 538 00:44:07,126 --> 00:44:07,959 Poor chap! 539 00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:10,126 The evening I've had! 540 00:44:16,876 --> 00:44:18,251 Thank you. 541 00:44:32,709 --> 00:44:35,542 - Goodnight, Petrovich. - It's after midnight! 542 00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:37,834 Continue this row and I'll report you. 543 00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,001 That's true. It's a calamity! 544 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,584 - How many are there? - They're movers. 545 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:45,167 - It's respectable here. - Bunch of losers! 546 00:44:45,376 --> 00:44:47,167 They'd sell their mothers for sugar. 547 00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:51,209 Petits-bourgeois! That's why this country's dead. 548 00:44:51,417 --> 00:44:53,167 Worms, conformists! 549 00:44:53,376 --> 00:44:54,584 Go back inside. 550 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:58,126 You're thicker in Moscow than the provinces! 551 00:44:58,459 --> 00:45:01,126 Goodnight, Comrade Petrovich. 552 00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:02,251 Citizen Aliev. 553 00:45:02,459 --> 00:45:03,459 Goodnight, loser! 554 00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:06,501 - I'll smash your head in! - Igor! 555 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:09,376 Natasha! 556 00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:10,834 Bastard! 557 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,834 Come out and I'll kill you! 558 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,251 Igor! 559 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,917 What about the American Blacks? 560 00:45:17,126 --> 00:45:20,001 Your brother wants to send us to a camp! 561 00:45:20,209 --> 00:45:21,626 They exist, swine! 562 00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:23,167 Answer me, Igor! 563 00:45:23,376 --> 00:45:26,376 You hate the Americans' attitude to Blacks. 564 00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:30,001 Those are our Blacks, Igor. 565 00:45:32,626 --> 00:45:34,334 Bring some sugar, he's dying. 566 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:36,959 Quick! 567 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:38,667 Shit, what a night! 568 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,709 Stop it, Igor. We're not alone. 569 00:46:00,084 --> 00:46:01,917 Yes, they're all there. 570 00:46:15,334 --> 00:46:16,376 Engaged. 571 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:18,959 - What are you up to? - Guess. 572 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:29,042 No more coffee? 573 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:33,792 My dad drank it all. Hence his attack. 574 00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:35,376 That's bad. 575 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:36,959 I'm sorry. 576 00:46:57,751 --> 00:46:58,959 A rotten old coat. 577 00:47:09,709 --> 00:47:11,167 Stealing coffee? 578 00:47:12,376 --> 00:47:14,417 They almost cut off my toe. 579 00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:17,542 Sorry, the cold room door is too heavy. 580 00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:19,084 That was no accident. 581 00:47:19,501 --> 00:47:22,417 Look, Comrade Pikov, I hate you wholeheartedly 582 00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:25,001 but I'm not a murderer yet. 583 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:26,792 So don't tempt me! 584 00:47:27,001 --> 00:47:30,667 Threats? Your behaviour is antisocial and anti-Soviet. 585 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:34,667 You're contaminated by tourists. You need a work manual. 586 00:47:35,209 --> 00:47:36,792 I approve of self-criticism! 587 00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:39,251 You do not decide Party morals. 588 00:47:39,459 --> 00:47:42,542 Remain objective. You're making this personal. 589 00:47:43,001 --> 00:47:45,042 Dirty viper, I'll break you! 590 00:47:45,251 --> 00:47:46,501 Lt Sergei Leontiev, 591 00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:50,876 KGB. I'd like to talk to Comrade Tatayev alone. 592 00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:54,834 I'm having a personal talk. You can wait. 593 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:58,459 - I doubt that. - I'm mandated by the Party... 594 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:01,459 Comrade, we're all in the Party here. 595 00:48:01,626 --> 00:48:04,209 Only I'm in the KGB too. 596 00:48:05,417 --> 00:48:06,584 Are you? 597 00:48:07,751 --> 00:48:08,834 Then leave us. 598 00:48:10,126 --> 00:48:11,542 - Comrade Pikov. - Yes? 599 00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:13,459 Don't take it badly. 600 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:14,876 No! 601 00:48:18,167 --> 00:48:20,001 Pretentious KGB snakes! 602 00:48:21,542 --> 00:48:23,251 The comrade is touchy. 603 00:48:23,751 --> 00:48:27,084 Be understanding, he has a tough job. 604 00:48:27,292 --> 00:48:30,209 Of course. Where's your brother-in-law? 605 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:34,459 - Er... I don't know. - He was seen in Moscow. 606 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:38,584 Oh? First I've heard of it! He usually gets in touch. 607 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:41,834 He's the leader of a gang of Jewish terrorists. 608 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:43,917 - Come now! - If he calls, 609 00:48:44,126 --> 00:48:46,417 can I rely on your loyalty, comrade? 610 00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:55,251 They sell toilet paper at the Pushkin metro. Soft, too! 611 00:48:55,459 --> 00:48:57,792 It's a bit far, but there are 2 trucks. 612 00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,126 I'm not allowed to leave my post. 613 00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:35,126 I sold the concierge a flagrant dummy. 614 00:49:35,334 --> 00:49:38,917 Leave by the courtyard, we're being watched by the KGB. 615 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:41,876 You're lucky I didn't turn you in. 616 00:49:42,084 --> 00:49:43,334 Igor, you are vile! 617 00:49:46,376 --> 00:49:48,001 You know who they are? 618 00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:50,209 Terrorists and criminals! 619 00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:52,959 Your pain of a brother is one thing. 620 00:49:53,167 --> 00:49:55,001 But he won't endanger my family! 621 00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:59,209 Fool! Yuri was right, you are a selfish shit! 622 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:02,251 Since the 16th century, Jews in this country 623 00:50:02,459 --> 00:50:04,709 have been persecuted. - Forget it, Fedor. 624 00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:07,209 They want the Georgian's address. 625 00:50:07,626 --> 00:50:09,334 The one who sells visas. 626 00:50:09,501 --> 00:50:14,001 I don't know any Georgian! And I refuse to help traitors! 627 00:50:14,209 --> 00:50:17,209 - They're imperialist agents. - Have you gone mad? 628 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:19,126 Fedor is a great historian! 629 00:50:19,334 --> 00:50:20,584 And a great communist! 630 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:23,542 A historian who bombs! And you? 631 00:50:23,751 --> 00:50:25,792 You use a machine gun? 632 00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:28,334 The Red Army got me out of Treblinka, 633 00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:30,209 and they want to lock me up 634 00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:31,459 for the same reason: 635 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:32,626 being Jewish! 636 00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:35,501 Thanks. Hope we haven't bothered you. 637 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,334 Excuse me. Goodbye! 638 00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:39,334 I'll find the Georgian. 639 00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:42,709 And you think you're right! 640 00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:48,001 Careful! 641 00:50:49,126 --> 00:50:50,876 Put your foot there! 642 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:54,834 Wait for me in the street, I'll take you. 643 00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:04,584 It's here. The street on the left. 644 00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:08,209 - No, you stay here. - I'm interested. 645 00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:10,834 You don't understand money. 646 00:51:12,626 --> 00:51:13,626 And be quick! 647 00:51:13,834 --> 00:51:16,001 I'm not staying here for long! 648 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:21,334 Yuri's too much! He thinks women don't know about money. 649 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:23,167 Danger gives you a rush. 650 00:51:23,376 --> 00:51:24,542 It's exciting. 651 00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:27,876 And it stops you falling into bourgeois routine. 652 00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:32,251 Yes. Well I don't necessarily hate routine. 653 00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:35,501 Who are they? Lock the door. 654 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,959 Are you Tatiana Fedorova? 655 00:51:38,126 --> 00:51:39,584 - Yes. - We knew it. 656 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:42,917 We're musicians. Will you sign our studio wall? 657 00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:45,959 Don't get out! What if we have to go? 658 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,459 Oh, they're so cute! 659 00:51:50,126 --> 00:51:51,834 A star owes it to her fans. 660 00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:55,251 No, be reasonable! 661 00:52:37,876 --> 00:52:39,667 Come on, there's a problem! 662 00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:41,042 Money? 663 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:46,417 I don't know if I can help, I haven't much. 664 00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:50,417 - He's your friend! - Friend is easy to say! 665 00:52:58,001 --> 00:53:02,792 Hi, old Cossack. I haven't kissed you in donkey's years. 666 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:07,959 Yes! What's the problem? 667 00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:10,251 - He doubled the prices. - 2 ingots! 668 00:53:10,626 --> 00:53:13,334 I won't ruin my business for dirty Jews! 669 00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:15,209 That was the agreed price! 670 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:17,417 You said he was pro-Zionist? 671 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:18,417 Anti-Semite! 672 00:53:18,626 --> 00:53:19,959 He won't, let's go! 673 00:53:20,167 --> 00:53:21,626 Why won't I? 674 00:53:22,042 --> 00:53:26,292 I do business, not politics. 675 00:53:27,084 --> 00:53:28,417 I may have a solution. 676 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:31,167 Beware of his scams! 677 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,917 When he replaced our TVs, 678 00:53:34,126 --> 00:53:36,792 we got picture but no sound. 679 00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:39,501 You got commentary on the radio! 680 00:53:40,209 --> 00:53:41,542 Very clever. 681 00:53:43,459 --> 00:53:45,834 Here we go again! What's that? 682 00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,542 A plane in the mountains. 683 00:53:48,084 --> 00:53:50,626 10 minutes from the Turkish border. 684 00:53:50,834 --> 00:53:54,292 There may be a small risk during those 10 minutes. 685 00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,376 The engine's burnt out! 686 00:53:56,584 --> 00:53:58,376 I'm selling the engine! 687 00:53:58,584 --> 00:53:59,751 The plane's free. 688 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,876 I'll even throw in the pilot as a bonus. 689 00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:04,126 Come and see. 690 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:06,709 You'll have to get it to Erevan. 691 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:09,834 That's 2500 kilometres away! 10 checkpoints! 692 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,376 If the engine's good... 693 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:14,042 We'll find a solution without you. 694 00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:19,084 An Ilyushin P44, 695 00:54:19,251 --> 00:54:22,001 a gem from the Normandie-Niemen squadron. 696 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,292 Isn't it old? 697 00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:26,251 What do you want for that price, a Tupolev? 698 00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:27,917 It'd power a tank. 699 00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:30,876 And it's discreet. Easy to carry. 700 00:54:31,417 --> 00:54:32,251 All right. 701 00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,542 Oh, I forgot... the propeller. 702 00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:39,167 Do you have one or should I sell you one? 703 00:54:49,501 --> 00:54:51,209 Have they been here long? 704 00:54:51,376 --> 00:54:53,334 Since this morning, comrade manager. 705 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:03,876 Bastard! 706 00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,084 Natasha! 707 00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:11,126 - Where are you going? - Driving my brother to Erevan! 708 00:55:11,334 --> 00:55:12,709 The Georgian was supposed to! 709 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:16,001 He left them and the engine on waste ground. 710 00:55:16,209 --> 00:55:17,626 Blackmail again. 711 00:55:17,834 --> 00:55:18,792 Not at all! 712 00:55:19,001 --> 00:55:21,876 - I'm defying the KGB. - Igor! 713 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,334 I don't reproach you, I love you. 714 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:26,459 How do I explain your absence? 715 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:31,709 With the absenteeism here, it'll go unnoticed! 716 00:55:32,626 --> 00:55:34,626 A case of Asian flu. 717 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,751 I'm trembling. I'm going home, 718 00:55:38,959 --> 00:55:41,876 2 or 3 days. - Shall I call a doctor? 719 00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:44,126 No, I'll go to bed. 720 00:55:44,626 --> 00:55:47,626 If there's a problem, call my wife. 721 00:55:51,126 --> 00:55:52,917 Another gone fishing! 722 00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:07,792 - Someone's calling. - Thank you. 723 00:56:08,459 --> 00:56:09,626 I'd have missed him. 724 00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:15,376 Didn't you see me waving? 725 00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,417 I saw you wave, all right! 726 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,042 I hear you're sick. 727 00:56:20,251 --> 00:56:21,334 Diplomatic disease? 728 00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:24,751 No, look, comrade, I'm not well! 729 00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:26,626 I'm too tired to argue. 730 00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:30,751 Stay at home. I'll bring a Party doctor tomorrow. 731 00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:33,126 As you'll be better then, 732 00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:34,792 we'll spend the day 733 00:56:35,001 --> 00:56:36,334 going over accounts. 734 00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:40,167 Some workers undermine this country's productivity 735 00:56:40,376 --> 00:56:44,209 by petit-bourgeois, reactionary sick leave. 736 00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:47,542 He's so annoying! 737 00:57:04,084 --> 00:57:05,834 We can't leave just yet. 738 00:57:06,001 --> 00:57:08,834 Igor has a problem with an idiot and needs my help. 739 00:57:10,501 --> 00:57:14,542 I can't have a medical inspector for 3 months? Why? 740 00:57:14,751 --> 00:57:16,251 But I'm on a mission. 741 00:57:17,459 --> 00:57:20,709 Don't take that tone or I'll put you on report! 742 00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:23,251 Yes, consider it done! 743 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,292 - Comrade delegate? - Yes. 744 00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:40,501 Ramadiev. Medical inspector. 745 00:57:40,709 --> 00:57:44,334 - Sent by the Party. - You're quick, for once. 746 00:57:44,917 --> 00:57:46,334 Where's the patient? 747 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:49,709 In town. I'll change my scarf. Wait for me. 748 00:57:51,292 --> 00:57:53,376 My car's in the parking lot. 749 00:58:01,167 --> 00:58:03,209 Incredible absenteeism this year. 750 00:58:03,751 --> 00:58:04,751 Sick city. 751 00:58:05,126 --> 00:58:06,959 No wonder we don't meet targets. 752 00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:10,792 Right. Give me you bag, dolt. 753 00:58:11,251 --> 00:58:12,626 What's got into you? 754 00:58:14,709 --> 00:58:16,167 You go first. 755 00:58:18,126 --> 00:58:19,376 I must look stupid 756 00:58:19,751 --> 00:58:22,417 for you to think such a ruse would work. 757 00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:25,834 Even stupid, a communist is a communist. 758 00:58:26,001 --> 00:58:27,667 Yes, that's true. 759 00:58:28,001 --> 00:58:29,251 Go on! 760 00:58:38,626 --> 00:58:39,626 You planned this? 761 00:58:39,834 --> 00:58:43,376 No, I was stuck in the lift, you released me. 762 00:58:58,626 --> 00:59:01,417 What a great start. 763 00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,751 - Papers, you're overloaded. - Yes. 764 00:59:13,876 --> 00:59:18,209 Party card, hotel managers' union card, 765 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:22,501 Komsomol ranking member's card and Kremlin restaurant card, 766 00:59:22,709 --> 00:59:25,542 writers' union card... That's the... 767 00:59:25,751 --> 00:59:28,167 Hotel inspectors' card. 768 00:59:28,376 --> 00:59:30,459 - You have a mission order? - Yes. 769 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:38,292 It says "Hotel Tolstoy, Moscow". 770 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:40,376 No, it's crossed out. We've been. 771 00:59:40,584 --> 00:59:44,417 Now it's here: "Hotel Lenin, Minsk." 772 00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:45,751 We're on our way. 773 00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,042 - Comrade Pikov? - Him. 774 00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,626 He inspects the accounts. 775 00:59:50,834 --> 00:59:52,876 This comrade checks the bands. 776 00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:56,042 - Fine. Off you go. - Thank you. 777 01:00:05,417 --> 01:00:06,501 Who was it? 778 01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:10,417 - Overzealous guards. - You should have made him suffer. 779 01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:13,959 You have a writers' union card? 780 01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:16,917 I wrote a book of Armenian cuisine recipes. 781 01:00:58,584 --> 01:00:59,959 We wouldn't have broken down 782 01:01:00,126 --> 01:01:03,501 if we hadn't gone looking for non-existent roads! 783 01:01:04,209 --> 01:01:07,834 You go so fast, we haven't time to read the signs! 784 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:12,126 - You should check the gauge! - It broke in Kiev. 785 01:01:15,001 --> 01:01:16,417 Holy Mother, the militia! 786 01:01:26,084 --> 01:01:28,542 Good news, just peasant workers. 787 01:01:32,084 --> 01:01:35,042 I knew the paper wasn't watertight enough. 788 01:01:35,251 --> 01:01:36,917 You want my coat? 789 01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:39,751 Have you ever had a jerry can in the throat? 790 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:52,709 Two ingots. 791 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:54,584 That cost me 2 ingots! 792 01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:55,834 I warned you! 793 01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:57,459 It can't be that one! 794 01:01:58,834 --> 01:02:02,792 I didn't expect you so soon. I'd have tidied up. 795 01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:06,584 Come in, relax! Have a bite to eat. 796 01:02:06,792 --> 01:02:09,626 I'll transform it with the new engine. 797 01:02:11,834 --> 01:02:13,459 What's the matter? 798 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:15,667 The skeleton is sound. 799 01:02:16,376 --> 01:02:17,667 Listen. 800 01:02:19,667 --> 01:02:23,209 If you've any sense you'll come back to Moscow. 801 01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:24,751 Wait and see. 802 01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:28,292 I'm going! I put up with you for 3 days, 803 01:02:28,501 --> 01:02:30,042 I'm on the edge! 804 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:33,001 Igor, you need some sleep. 805 01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:56,042 Thanks! 806 01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:05,376 - I won't go if I don't want! - Enough! 807 01:03:05,751 --> 01:03:08,792 Behind there is Turkey, and freedom! 808 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:13,542 - No! - What's wrong? 809 01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:17,084 She's going! She hates me! 810 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:19,792 - My own daughter! - You'll kill your mother. 811 01:03:20,001 --> 01:03:22,751 You want to go back to your lover in Moscow? 812 01:03:22,959 --> 01:03:26,126 Calm down! This is my land and I love it! 813 01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:27,751 I never said I'd come. 814 01:03:28,292 --> 01:03:29,667 Ridiculous! 815 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:35,084 - I've a debt to my fans! - So what? Fans are everywhere. 816 01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:38,001 New York is a rock'n'roll Mecca. 817 01:03:38,209 --> 01:03:39,626 Trust Yuri. 818 01:03:39,834 --> 01:03:42,626 He'll look after you there as he does here. 819 01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:46,626 I do trust him! I'll end up a cleaner or a whore! 820 01:03:46,834 --> 01:03:48,126 Tatiana! 821 01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,042 Take me back to Moscow. 822 01:04:03,334 --> 01:04:06,584 Try to convince her to sing on Broadway. 823 01:04:07,584 --> 01:04:11,417 If you've a chance to appear on Broadway, don't hesitate. 824 01:04:11,626 --> 01:04:13,417 What do you know, fat arse! 825 01:04:13,626 --> 01:04:16,876 You can leave or sit around in the snow, 826 01:04:17,459 --> 01:04:19,126 I'm taking nobody! 827 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:20,959 Right, then. 828 01:04:22,001 --> 01:04:23,459 Two-faced bastards! 829 01:04:24,959 --> 01:04:27,459 Right, no hard feelings. Bon voyage. 830 01:04:27,876 --> 01:04:29,584 Love to Katiusha and Natiusha. 831 01:04:29,751 --> 01:04:32,459 If you get rich in the West, send some parcels. 832 01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:36,376 Right! 833 01:04:36,959 --> 01:04:38,584 Come on, quick! 834 01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:43,876 Quick! Never seen anything like it! 835 01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:45,376 You're all mad. 836 01:04:57,959 --> 01:05:00,792 We won't take off, we'll crash into the rocks! 837 01:05:00,959 --> 01:05:03,209 No! It's the hang-glider effect. 838 01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:04,501 We dive 839 01:05:04,709 --> 01:05:06,709 then rise up on an air cushion! 840 01:05:06,917 --> 01:05:08,626 And hit the mountain! 841 01:05:08,834 --> 01:05:10,834 - Chickens! - Is that normal? 842 01:05:11,042 --> 01:05:12,584 - What? - The oil spurts. 843 01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:14,084 Yes, it's normal! 844 01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:55,167 OK? 845 01:05:57,001 --> 01:05:58,626 One day I'll kill you. 846 01:06:23,001 --> 01:06:25,126 - Open up, quick! - The money first. 847 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:35,042 - Igor! - Ah, Natasha! 848 01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:39,084 If I see you again, I'll have you arrested! 849 01:06:39,251 --> 01:06:40,876 We'll manage without you. 850 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:45,001 I've never met anyone so rude in all my life! 851 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,501 - He was vile. - What did you say? 852 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:50,084 Nothing, I apologised! 853 01:06:50,251 --> 01:06:53,167 I was angry. Don't make a meal of it! 854 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:55,459 He called me limpdick! 855 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:59,376 - Stop rowing! - I never want to see him again! 856 01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:23,167 Alexei, I'm glad to see you. 857 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:27,001 Comrade Igor, you're the first to congratulate me. 858 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:30,667 Yes, I congratulate you with all my heart. 859 01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:34,126 Pig out on zakuski, this will be a great decade. 860 01:07:34,334 --> 01:07:36,917 Bassunov takes no decisions without me. 861 01:07:37,084 --> 01:07:38,834 He's here with his family. 862 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:41,917 We'll soon have a Politburo majority. 863 01:07:42,376 --> 01:07:45,584 On my side, the situation is less favourable. 864 01:07:47,334 --> 01:07:48,876 The KGB are tailing me. 865 01:07:52,167 --> 01:07:53,667 Come over here. 866 01:07:59,001 --> 01:08:03,667 Alexei, look what our resident in Hong Kong sent for the children. 867 01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:05,334 What taste! 868 01:08:05,626 --> 01:08:08,626 If we tolerate this, we'll become monkeys. 869 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,542 Indeed. Monkeys. 870 01:08:12,334 --> 01:08:14,001 What's wrong, my dear? 871 01:08:14,209 --> 01:08:17,001 - You let the air out. - No, 872 01:08:17,209 --> 01:08:18,626 we can fix that. 873 01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:21,042 No one recognised me in Erevan. 874 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:23,792 We removed the car engine number. 875 01:08:24,292 --> 01:08:28,001 I thought I'd buy two salmon and say I'd gone fishing. 876 01:08:28,209 --> 01:08:29,751 Now hang on. 877 01:08:30,501 --> 01:08:34,709 You can't ask me to cover your anti-Soviet behaviour. 878 01:08:34,917 --> 01:08:39,084 No! I'm trying to explain that I was forced to do it! 879 01:08:39,292 --> 01:08:40,667 Think about your family. 880 01:08:40,876 --> 01:08:44,709 I did. That's why I came to you. 881 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:45,917 My oldest friend. 882 01:08:46,126 --> 01:08:48,209 Yes, unfortunately. 883 01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:51,042 Give me the address of your brother-in-law, 884 01:08:51,251 --> 01:08:53,626 I'll see what I can do. - Alexei! 885 01:08:54,834 --> 01:08:56,792 Come and give me a hand, 886 01:08:57,001 --> 01:08:58,501 I can't handle both. 887 01:09:00,126 --> 01:09:02,376 Don't spray the comrade, it's not funny. 888 01:09:03,334 --> 01:09:04,209 It doesn't matter. 889 01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:06,292 It's too big, it'll burst. 890 01:09:06,501 --> 01:09:08,084 No, it won't burst. 891 01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:11,417 Alexei! Come here and I'll thrash you. 892 01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:13,251 Coming, Leonid. 893 01:09:14,001 --> 01:09:16,292 No! Don't go looking like that! 894 01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:17,501 Tit for tat. 895 01:09:17,709 --> 01:09:19,459 You give me the Zionists. 896 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,542 I'm not sure where they are. 897 01:09:22,126 --> 01:09:23,167 Find them. 898 01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:45,667 You're too good for me, Marshal. 899 01:09:54,376 --> 01:09:56,917 You're under arrest. I've questions for you. 900 01:09:57,126 --> 01:10:00,417 I like crushing bastards like you. 901 01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:03,251 Does this look familiar? 902 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:05,834 I arranged things with the minister. 903 01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:18,751 They've arrested Comrade Tatayev. 904 01:10:28,167 --> 01:10:30,792 Your corrupt ways are over. 905 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:33,584 Your contacts won't help my stitches. 906 01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,709 I've a treatment for liars. 907 01:10:37,584 --> 01:10:39,084 For you, Political Bureau. 908 01:10:39,292 --> 01:10:40,459 Hello? 909 01:10:44,376 --> 01:10:47,251 Yes, I'm too pernickety. 910 01:10:47,751 --> 01:10:50,126 A personal friend of the minister? 911 01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:54,626 Of course. Fishing? No, I hadn't thought. 912 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:58,959 Of course... Goodbye, comrade. 913 01:11:00,084 --> 01:11:01,834 Comrade Tatayev is free. 914 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,459 Stop and let Pikov out. 915 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:05,626 Take the metro. 916 01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:07,501 And don't come it! 917 01:11:11,417 --> 01:11:13,292 - What's the matter? - Get out! 918 01:11:13,501 --> 01:11:17,542 You're interfering with my work, I'll report you! 919 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,667 You've already been hit once. 920 01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:33,959 Drop me at the market, 921 01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:36,042 I must buy some roses for my wife. 922 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:38,292 With pleasure, Comrade Tatayev. 923 01:11:38,459 --> 01:11:41,834 The information you're going to give the minister... 924 01:11:42,042 --> 01:11:43,417 When can we expect it? 925 01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,376 As soon as possible. 926 01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:47,959 Would you lend me money for the roses? 927 01:11:48,167 --> 01:11:50,292 I left without a kopeck this morning. 928 01:11:50,501 --> 01:11:52,626 I'll buy you a drink in return. 929 01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:56,417 Darling! I think you'll be happy. 930 01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,417 What's going on? 931 01:11:58,626 --> 01:12:00,751 You don't like flowers? 932 01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:03,834 - Are you drunk? - You're leaving? 933 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,917 Taking food to my brother. 934 01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:08,376 - I'll come too. - Definitely not! 935 01:12:08,584 --> 01:12:11,209 Yuri says you could turn them in. 936 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:13,501 Me? That's rich! 937 01:12:13,709 --> 01:12:14,667 I remind you 938 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:18,209 I wrecked my car and risked my life to help them! 939 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,917 You were wonderful, dear, we'll ask nothing more. 940 01:12:23,959 --> 01:12:25,334 - Natasha. - Go away! 941 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,417 It's unjustified prejudice. 942 01:12:27,626 --> 01:12:30,417 - Go! - Give me that. 943 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:33,876 I assure you. 944 01:12:38,959 --> 01:12:42,209 - Follow that shit discreetly. - I'm not a cop. 945 01:12:42,376 --> 01:12:43,209 Move! 946 01:12:55,834 --> 01:12:58,167 Works end date: August 87 947 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,417 It's 30 roubles already. 948 01:13:14,584 --> 01:13:18,376 The Party won't pay me before the next revolution. 949 01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:19,501 Want a down payment? 950 01:13:21,834 --> 01:13:25,167 - Igor insisted on buying a cake. - He'll eat it alone. 951 01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:27,292 Shouting won't change him. 952 01:13:27,459 --> 01:13:29,292 I'm extending my hand, Yuri! 953 01:13:29,501 --> 01:13:31,459 - You weren't invited. - Come now. 954 01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:33,167 He has a good heart. 955 01:13:33,334 --> 01:13:36,084 - I can still swing for you! - Well... 956 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:37,584 Kiss and make up! 957 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:44,209 What are you up to? Spying? 958 01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:45,709 Go away! 959 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:08,042 To the friendship of those harassed by all the bureaucrats. 960 01:14:08,251 --> 01:14:11,834 And I'm celebrating 30 years of friendship with a crook: 961 01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:14,292 dear Alexei Dimitrievich. 962 01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:16,292 Why mention him? 963 01:14:16,834 --> 01:14:18,292 We're all Russian, 964 01:14:18,709 --> 01:14:21,501 and it's when we sing that we realise that. 965 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,584 I don't want to ruin such an atmosphere 966 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:26,834 with dear friends, 967 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:28,751 because you are, 968 01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:31,876 but you'd best leave this town quickly. 969 01:14:32,376 --> 01:14:34,709 Go and hide, just as I shall. 970 01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:35,917 Far away. 971 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:39,042 - What? - He has to call back. 972 01:14:39,251 --> 01:14:40,459 Definitely not! 973 01:14:40,667 --> 01:14:43,459 Comrade Sergei isn't there? Where is he? 974 01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:46,834 Give me someone else. For a denunciation. 975 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:08,042 - Give me Leontiev. - It's Mr Tatayev calling. 976 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:14,084 Well? We're waiting for your information! 977 01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:17,626 I've drunk enough vodka to tell you to piss off! 978 01:15:18,626 --> 01:15:21,042 I'm sick of your threats. 979 01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:23,792 I know just what I have to do. 980 01:15:24,001 --> 01:15:27,626 You can ruin your life, but what about your daughter! 981 01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:29,626 We can ruin her career. 982 01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,167 See her as a whore in Vladivostok? 983 01:15:33,376 --> 01:15:35,751 You're silent now. Think about it. 984 01:15:44,417 --> 01:15:47,751 Alexei wants the hotel band for his New Year's do. 985 01:15:47,959 --> 01:15:49,501 I have to see to it. 986 01:15:49,709 --> 01:15:52,834 - What about them? - They wait till we return 987 01:15:53,042 --> 01:15:53,959 from Leningrad. 988 01:15:54,501 --> 01:15:56,376 Come on, hurry. 989 01:15:59,001 --> 01:16:02,209 I think we'd better leave sharpish! 990 01:16:03,584 --> 01:16:04,667 Too late! 991 01:16:04,876 --> 01:16:08,042 We'll wait quietly for the militia 992 01:16:08,251 --> 01:16:09,376 whom Igor called. 993 01:16:13,417 --> 01:16:15,001 In here! 994 01:16:18,834 --> 01:16:20,417 In here! 995 01:16:20,626 --> 01:16:22,417 I'm over here! 996 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:25,959 At last! You're quick! 997 01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:28,792 - What are you doing here? - Taking tea. 998 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:30,167 Fool! 999 01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:32,626 - I did my best! - Comrade, 1000 01:16:32,834 --> 01:16:35,001 they were seen in the metro. 1001 01:16:39,876 --> 01:16:42,167 - Natiusha? - Yuri? What's wrong? 1002 01:16:42,334 --> 01:16:44,542 - We were betrayed. - Who by? 1003 01:16:44,751 --> 01:16:47,001 Who else? That swine! 1004 01:16:47,209 --> 01:16:48,667 Who was it? 1005 01:16:49,501 --> 01:16:51,001 Shameful! 1006 01:16:52,251 --> 01:16:54,667 A drunkard groaning obscenely. 1007 01:16:54,876 --> 01:16:57,126 That's incredible! 1008 01:16:58,001 --> 01:17:00,459 - No, not tonight. - Why not? 1009 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:04,792 If I don't sleep, I'll look awful tomorrow. 1010 01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:08,084 Outside Leningrad December 31, 11:30pm 1011 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:31,751 Nothing to tell me? 1012 01:17:31,959 --> 01:17:33,459 No, why? 1013 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:34,959 I want the truth. 1014 01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:36,667 What truth? 1015 01:17:36,876 --> 01:17:40,584 There is no truth. We're having a lovely evening. 1016 01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:43,209 We're among friends. A boat trip later. 1017 01:17:43,417 --> 01:17:46,042 - What more do you want? - Never mind! 1018 01:17:54,292 --> 01:17:55,417 Come on! 1019 01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:03,042 Igor, the KGB were glad you called. 1020 01:18:03,251 --> 01:18:05,459 - Igor, you came! - I did what I could. 1021 01:18:05,667 --> 01:18:07,667 Smile. It's better for you 1022 01:18:07,876 --> 01:18:09,292 that they're arrested. 1023 01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:14,251 Quick, I'm going back to the band! 1024 01:18:14,459 --> 01:18:15,959 Thanks for your help. 1025 01:18:18,584 --> 01:18:19,834 Come on! 1026 01:18:22,917 --> 01:18:23,959 Was it hard? 1027 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:26,001 Fedor can't bear the cold. 1028 01:18:26,376 --> 01:18:29,834 Call a doctor quick, he's dying! 1029 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:33,667 - Quick, a doctor! - Why not the militia? 1030 01:18:55,334 --> 01:18:57,001 Marshal! 1031 01:18:57,209 --> 01:18:59,959 What a pleasure to see you! 1032 01:19:00,542 --> 01:19:03,459 Happy New Year, old chap. 1033 01:19:06,167 --> 01:19:08,417 Now the party can begin. 1034 01:19:09,459 --> 01:19:12,376 What's this arrest? Alexei tells me nothing. 1035 01:19:13,084 --> 01:19:15,126 Igor, you've soaked my feet! 1036 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,917 No matter! 1037 01:19:17,126 --> 01:19:18,042 A mop! 1038 01:19:18,251 --> 01:19:19,126 Pardon? 1039 01:19:19,626 --> 01:19:20,834 Be right back! 1040 01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:29,876 In order of size. 1041 01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:33,792 What are they up to? They're all here! 1042 01:19:34,001 --> 01:19:35,876 We're sailing to Stockholm. 1043 01:19:36,084 --> 01:19:38,334 You'd steal Alexei's boat? 1044 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:41,959 You bet! It's the only boat that won't be checked. 1045 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:43,459 Judas! 1046 01:19:43,667 --> 01:19:44,876 You disappointed me! 1047 01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:48,917 I did it for love, Natasha. For you and Katiusha! 1048 01:19:49,126 --> 01:19:50,084 You don't get it! 1049 01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:53,126 But we do. You're a louse! 1050 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:54,792 Please! 1051 01:19:55,001 --> 01:19:57,292 I'm too hot now. 1052 01:19:57,876 --> 01:20:00,292 You know the KGB. She'll become a whore! 1053 01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:02,834 Move! I'll get the boat keys. 1054 01:20:03,001 --> 01:20:05,251 Natasha, you can't do this! 1055 01:20:05,459 --> 01:20:07,501 Natasha, stop, please! 1056 01:20:07,959 --> 01:20:10,167 - Natasha... - Leave me alone! 1057 01:20:12,834 --> 01:20:14,376 Let go of me! 1058 01:20:17,209 --> 01:20:20,542 Tatayev, I don't mind helping your wife 1059 01:20:20,751 --> 01:20:22,959 but my coach is a shambles. 1060 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:25,876 - I don't want to be caught. - Of course! 1061 01:20:28,001 --> 01:20:29,167 Get out! 1062 01:20:29,334 --> 01:20:30,876 How will you live? 1063 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:33,084 On what money? 1064 01:20:33,251 --> 01:20:36,584 If you get there! You could be sunk by submarines. 1065 01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,001 Is this it? 1066 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:42,667 Give me that! You can't steal a boat, Natasha! 1067 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,959 - What are you doing? - Taking zakouski. 1068 01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:01,376 We haven't eaten in 24 hours. 1069 01:21:04,084 --> 01:21:06,542 Don't take the salmon, it's not ready! 1070 01:21:06,751 --> 01:21:09,042 - Stop or I'll punch you. - I'm scared! 1071 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:23,834 Sorry to bother you, but we've some problems. 1072 01:21:24,042 --> 01:21:25,251 What a drag! 1073 01:21:25,459 --> 01:21:27,417 Comrade Pikov's clumsiness 1074 01:21:27,626 --> 01:21:30,917 ruined your call. - We know. Where are the suspects? 1075 01:21:31,126 --> 01:21:34,292 Suspects? You should know. 1076 01:21:35,251 --> 01:21:38,876 I think we should discuss this with the minister. 1077 01:21:39,084 --> 01:21:40,876 - What? - The escape. 1078 01:21:41,751 --> 01:21:43,292 Good initiative. 1079 01:21:49,709 --> 01:21:51,584 - We'd best leave. - Obviously! 1080 01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:55,334 - Head for the boat. - We have to carry papatchka. 1081 01:22:00,667 --> 01:22:02,792 We can't leave like that! 1082 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,084 We've no choice. 1083 01:22:04,292 --> 01:22:07,042 We can't leave papa, they'll arrest him! 1084 01:22:07,251 --> 01:22:10,876 Your father prefers his privileges to his family. 1085 01:22:11,084 --> 01:22:14,751 That's awful! How can you react like that? 1086 01:22:19,917 --> 01:22:21,917 Come on! You're coming with us. 1087 01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,626 - Careful, it's slippery. - We know! 1088 01:22:47,042 --> 01:22:48,459 You can't come in. 1089 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:49,917 The minister's with friends 1090 01:22:50,126 --> 01:22:53,876 and Marshal Bassunov. - It's a matter of State security! 1091 01:22:54,042 --> 01:22:56,792 - Be diplomatic. - Right... 1092 01:22:57,542 --> 01:22:58,834 Stay here. 1093 01:22:59,584 --> 01:23:02,626 I'll see if I can talk to him. 1094 01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:12,334 - Who's the big package for? - Me! 1095 01:23:12,834 --> 01:23:13,709 For Mishka! 1096 01:23:13,917 --> 01:23:18,292 A multicoloured gypsum spearhead. 1097 01:23:21,459 --> 01:23:23,501 I got a potato masher. 1098 01:23:27,834 --> 01:23:30,542 - That's disastrous! - What now? 1099 01:23:30,751 --> 01:23:34,334 Katerina threw up, Natasha's crying, Tatiana's on about Russia. 1100 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:37,876 - They don't want to leave. - That was obvious! 1101 01:23:38,084 --> 01:23:40,459 Get back into the baggage hold, 1102 01:23:40,626 --> 01:23:45,001 go to Moscow in the coach and I'll try to arrange things amicably. 1103 01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:48,667 Katerina's having a fit. Find some Valium! 1104 01:23:49,334 --> 01:23:51,667 God! What a night! 1105 01:23:56,709 --> 01:23:58,626 What is it? 1106 01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:01,334 A shell from my personal collection. 1107 01:24:01,542 --> 01:24:05,001 It's very moving for a great soldier to relinquish such an object. 1108 01:24:05,167 --> 01:24:08,459 And it clears out the cellar. We've 300 like that. 1109 01:24:08,667 --> 01:24:09,834 I am sick 1110 01:24:10,042 --> 01:24:12,084 of these discussions. - Hide! 1111 01:24:12,292 --> 01:24:14,334 I don't care! It's decided: 1112 01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,459 the parents leave, I return to Moscow. 1113 01:24:18,876 --> 01:24:21,792 Thanks for everything. I hope the girl will be OK. 1114 01:24:22,001 --> 01:24:24,001 You can do what you like. 1115 01:24:24,209 --> 01:24:27,251 Had your little fit, now? You want a slap? 1116 01:24:27,626 --> 01:24:29,251 Right hand or left? 1117 01:24:29,459 --> 01:24:33,459 - I don't want to be a cleaner. - Trust me a little! 1118 01:24:33,667 --> 01:24:36,334 I'm going back to Moscow. Bye! 1119 01:24:39,376 --> 01:24:40,376 Tatiana! 1120 01:24:40,584 --> 01:24:44,084 Why this sudden urge? You've got a lover in Moscow! 1121 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,126 The bearded guy? 1122 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:50,542 I know it's him. 1123 01:24:53,542 --> 01:24:54,376 Comrade. 1124 01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:56,917 Sorry to bother you on such a night. 1125 01:24:57,084 --> 01:24:58,126 Indeed. 1126 01:24:58,334 --> 01:25:01,667 - We missed the dissidents. - Just. 1127 01:25:01,876 --> 01:25:04,126 You came here to tell me that? 1128 01:25:05,209 --> 01:25:06,376 Not at all. 1129 01:25:06,584 --> 01:25:07,917 Couldn't it wait? 1130 01:25:08,126 --> 01:25:10,834 Comrade minister, the Party has no weekends, 1131 01:25:11,042 --> 01:25:12,959 no petit-bourgeois holidays. 1132 01:25:13,167 --> 01:25:15,084 - Pardon? - Be quiet. 1133 01:25:15,876 --> 01:25:16,917 I'm interested. 1134 01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:20,334 We're forgetting the precepts of Lenin. 1135 01:25:21,542 --> 01:25:23,001 Very interesting. 1136 01:25:23,876 --> 01:25:25,959 I'll find a good job for this boy. 1137 01:25:26,167 --> 01:25:28,584 - I want no special treatment! - I insist. 1138 01:25:28,792 --> 01:25:30,167 Clear off. 1139 01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:33,667 We'll see to this Monday, calmly. Happy New Year. 1140 01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:37,459 What? That's enough! 1141 01:25:37,626 --> 01:25:39,834 Comrade lieutenant, this wallet was found. 1142 01:25:40,709 --> 01:25:41,751 Fedor Zabelsky! 1143 01:25:43,751 --> 01:25:44,917 What are you up to? 1144 01:25:45,126 --> 01:25:47,292 There's no key, I can't open it! 1145 01:25:47,501 --> 01:25:48,751 What a lump! 1146 01:25:51,292 --> 01:25:52,959 Look what you've done! 1147 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:55,459 How do we explain this? 1148 01:25:55,667 --> 01:25:57,626 - What's this? - Don't get upset. 1149 01:25:57,834 --> 01:25:59,459 I know it looks bad... 1150 01:26:00,917 --> 01:26:02,501 That's the key to my boat! 1151 01:26:04,334 --> 01:26:05,917 Right, let's run! 1152 01:26:16,001 --> 01:26:16,834 Bukov! 1153 01:26:18,667 --> 01:26:21,834 Come, comrade. You haven't had your present. 1154 01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:23,084 Run for the boat. 1155 01:26:23,292 --> 01:26:25,626 Marshal, there's a misunderstanding. 1156 01:26:25,834 --> 01:26:28,584 I'm not Bukov. My name is Tatayev. 1157 01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:29,959 This happened before. 1158 01:26:30,167 --> 01:26:31,126 Bukov! 1159 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,917 Where are you going? Are you angry? 1160 01:26:40,126 --> 01:26:42,001 Leave me be, you old goat! 1161 01:26:42,209 --> 01:26:45,834 You always were an incompetent, an appallingly cruel one! 1162 01:26:46,042 --> 01:26:48,084 I should have shot you! 1163 01:27:00,501 --> 01:27:02,334 Where is Fedor Zabelsky? 1164 01:27:03,376 --> 01:27:04,167 Arrest him! 1165 01:27:06,042 --> 01:27:08,376 I want him alive! Aim for the legs. 1166 01:27:23,584 --> 01:27:26,209 - Marshal, save me! - Get on. 1167 01:27:28,459 --> 01:27:29,459 Gallop! 1168 01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:39,626 - Come to apologise? - That's right. I apologise. 1169 01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:42,292 Why are they shooting? 1170 01:27:42,501 --> 01:27:45,834 I slept with Alexei's wife. He wants to arrest me. 1171 01:27:49,251 --> 01:27:51,917 Use the whip, Marshal! 1172 01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:13,709 I've better, I'll massacre them. 1173 01:28:13,917 --> 01:28:15,876 Who's Santa Claus? 1174 01:28:16,084 --> 01:28:19,209 - And old man with a big nose. - A Yid. I'll get him! 1175 01:28:21,876 --> 01:28:23,001 Zionist scum! 1176 01:28:31,376 --> 01:28:33,042 Stop, I want to get out! 1177 01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:38,459 No harm done. 1178 01:28:38,667 --> 01:28:40,459 Get out and push, Pikov. 1179 01:28:40,667 --> 01:28:42,584 You drive like an alcoholic. 1180 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:49,626 My car! 1181 01:28:50,584 --> 01:28:52,417 Two thugs stealing my car! 1182 01:28:55,792 --> 01:28:59,709 And you wanted us to leave! Look at that troika 1183 01:28:59,917 --> 01:29:01,501 in the snow, isn't it sublime? 1184 01:29:01,709 --> 01:29:05,917 We can sell this car as spare parts, that'll feed us for a year. 1185 01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:09,834 Real bullets? That's too much! 1186 01:29:10,542 --> 01:29:13,792 Russians have never had a sense of moderation. 1187 01:29:19,334 --> 01:29:21,001 Take the reins, Marshal. 1188 01:29:36,292 --> 01:29:39,459 Bukov, that's going too far! It'll end in tears. 1189 01:29:48,376 --> 01:29:52,126 Stop, we must apologise. We can't act like that. 1190 01:29:54,001 --> 01:29:55,792 Hands off my hi-fi. 1191 01:29:56,792 --> 01:29:57,959 Oh, shut up! 1192 01:30:08,584 --> 01:30:10,959 Faster! Or we won't catch them. 1193 01:30:11,126 --> 01:30:13,126 Another word and you're dead! 1194 01:30:13,334 --> 01:30:16,167 A troika on the road. You can't miss them. 1195 01:30:16,376 --> 01:30:18,459 The troika's here! 1196 01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:41,126 Nobody move! 1197 01:30:45,376 --> 01:30:47,542 Take that, you heap of shit! 1198 01:30:52,084 --> 01:30:53,709 You will now explain why 1199 01:30:53,917 --> 01:30:56,209 you shot the Marshal in the thigh. 1200 01:30:57,376 --> 01:30:58,709 A national hero. 1201 01:31:04,876 --> 01:31:06,584 Radio Pravda, Moscow. 1202 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:12,084 A pro-Zionist mercenary commando, landed by CIA submarine, 1203 01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:14,167 violated Soviet soil last night 1204 01:31:14,376 --> 01:31:16,876 at 4:15am, to attempt to assassinate 1205 01:31:17,084 --> 01:31:19,959 the valiant hero of the people: Leonid Bassunov. 1206 01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:22,459 Thanks to the soldier's sang-froid, 1207 01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:24,501 the attackers were run off. 1208 01:31:24,709 --> 01:31:26,376 The US ambassador 1209 01:31:26,584 --> 01:31:29,459 has been immediately summoned to the Kremlin. 1210 01:31:30,209 --> 01:31:33,042 Slow down! Fedor's seasick. 1211 01:31:38,334 --> 01:31:40,626 Sergei Leontiev, KGB agent, 1212 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:44,459 now lives in Africa infiltrating hostile tribes. 1213 01:31:45,376 --> 01:31:48,667 Boris Pikov is helping to build a gas pipeline 1214 01:31:48,876 --> 01:31:50,709 in Siberia, at minus 46 degrees. 1215 01:31:51,459 --> 01:31:54,917 Fedor Zabelsky, in Israel, is the author of a virulent pamphlet: 1216 01:31:55,126 --> 01:31:56,709 Life With The New Czars. 1217 01:31:57,251 --> 01:32:00,876 Tatiana and Yuri sing in Kirovsk under assumed names. 1218 01:32:01,084 --> 01:32:03,376 They still live in hope. 1219 01:32:04,084 --> 01:32:05,751 Their daughter's first concert 1220 01:32:05,917 --> 01:32:08,126 enabled Igor and Natasha 1221 01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,459 to open a cabaret in London. 1222 01:33:41,792 --> 01:33:43,959 Subtitles: Henry Moon 1223 01:33:44,126 --> 01:33:46,209 Subtitling: ECLAIR 80404

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