Original subtitles

Brother, watch out.

Don't worry

the golden lion belongs to this school

he's never going to leave, right?

Because of him no one's gonna beat us!

You can say that again!

Come on! Do some work!

But I am working!

Looks like it!

Everything ready?

Yes, master!

Are the costumes here?

No, sister har is bringing them over

master, sister har's arrived

hello there, master!

Hello, sister...

Hello everyone! Hi...

I finished your costumes at last

come try them on, everyone!

Make sure you have the right one, don't mix them up

make sure you have the right costume

come on, hurry up!

Brother lung!

I'll be right there!

Here, brother! Here's your costume!

Brother...

What's happening?

Are you alright?

What happened? You alright?

My leg really hurts!

Which idiot put the bucket there?

It must have been the orphan

me?

Hurry, get me up will you?

Help him up!

Somebody give him a chair!

This really couldn't have come at a worse time

brother jing's supposed to carry the lion's head!

Without him, you think we'll lose, right?

But I'm here!

I was here before you!

Yeah, I know that!

It looks like we'll need a replacement

me, master? I couldn't...

No, I didn't mean you!

Well, lung?

Lung's not good enough to do it!

If he isn't, then I'll do it!

- No, you won't. I was... - You two! Be quiet!

Lung will do it

citizens and fellow villagers

this year has brought us peace and renewed prosperity

in accordance with our tradition

we've created a token symbolizing peace in our land

the jing fung and wai yee martial arts schools

will be competing for the token

we will see which school brings us good luck for the coming year

what kind of token's that?

It's a green token

what?

If I don't get it then I'm gonna turn green!

It's the 8 circling dragons token

We've got all the right moves

yeah, they're good!

They've got a good team this year

they have some different techniques this year

- are you ready, lung? - Yes

chan, you get the tall - yes

everyone gets ready

man the drum!

- What's your bet? - On the black lion

it won't win

but I'm rich if it does!

What are the odds?

10 to 1 for the black

for the gold, 2 to 1 on

2to1 on?

We all know gold will win

I'd be crazy to give any better odds

good day, I have a business to run

take the black

just go wait in line

wait! Did you say black?

- Yes. - Then no need to line up

I'll fill out your ticket right now

Go on! You can do it!

What should we do?

- Think you can do it? - Sure

lift up the tail!

They're never gonna do that

Go for itl...

All right! Keep going!

Go on! Get up there!

Keep pushing, brother!

Push...

Keep going!

Chan! Your belt!

Right!

Chan! Are you ready?

I'm all right!

Here I go!

Brother?

We're not brothers! You want it you take it!

But...

Go!

Don't let go!

Why are you doing this, brother?

Why?

It's not in the rules!

Forget the rules. I was paid to win this!

And that's what I'm gonna do!

Come on, don't do this!

Look out! Hold him up!

Shut up! Get the token!

Get the token!

Yeah! We won! ..

Who was doing the head? He was really something!

Where do you get him?

Alright, don't just stand there! Go and collect the gold lion!

Alright, clean up everything!

Don't just sit there!

I have to collect my winnings!

You idiots! I lost a fortune! You're no good!

You be the black lion, I'll be the gold lion!

You check it. I don't want complaints

good accounting makes good friends

and we'll do the same thing next year

someone's gonna find out

then why don't you do as I said

and come and teach at our school?

What about it?

I'll think it over

Master, did we win it?

Mas...

Alright, we lost. It's in the past now

get back to practice!

Lung!

You can't even hold the lion's head

for your punishment

you'll lift the table 100 times!

Will you scrub my bed for me?

Who do you think I am, your servant?

Oh, come on!

Yeah, dream on, brother!

Get on with it!

What? Again?

Just do what I say. Go on!

That way

don't worry, I know the way

this isn't the first time

not so loud! The master's in the bedroom

if you're so embarrassed about it

and so afraid that your master will find out

why did you bother bringing me here?

Hello handsome! Me again!

Brother

what's the matter?

It's she again?

Never mind about that!

Brother, don't take too long!

Let me worry about that. Now get out of here!

Come on! Play with me

come on

Look out! Master's here!

Master!

What are you doing?

It's much cooler in here

cooler in here?

That's right!

You're suffocating me!

No, no...

What do you think you're doing?

Nothing!

Master, I won't do it again!

I'll make sure you don't!

- Get off me! - Get out!

This is a school, not a brothel. Get out!

Don't worry I'm not wasting any more time here

what's up? Never seen a girl before?

Lung, give me your belt

Wai yee school?

Why did they give you this money?

Tell me! Why?

- Me... - Speak up!

What did you do for this?

Tell me! Tell me!

Jing keung?

Keung

why did the wai yee school pay you?

What did you do for them?

Didn't lung tell you? I danced for wai yee school

- I didn't say anything, I didn't! - Get out

get out!

Brother

I said out! All of you!

Master...

How dare you call me your master?

Don't you realize what you've done? You've betrayed the school!

Don't you remember when you were a young kid living on the streets?

You and lung, living among the filth and the rats

without any clothes, with nothing to eat!

And who was it that took you in?

For 10 years I struggled to give you an education,

to bring you up like my own sons

I asked for nothing in return

and this is how you repay me?

Why did you do it?

Lung is a mediocre student

you're the one we depend on!

I don't understand how you could do it!

I don't believe it, he's betrayed us!

How could he do this to the master?

Talk!

No, please!

You were good to me, I know I did wrong! I'm leaving!

Brother...

Out of my way!

Master!

Brother!

Leave him!

And don't you ever come back here you hear me?

Brother! . Brother!

I've heard that master Kim's gonna be put on trial in a couple of days

if we don't do something they're gonna send him to prison

what're you gonna do? Go and rescue him?

You won't get far with just 2 of you

I'd say the two of us should be plenty

all those guards are overweight

they never practise kung fu

no sweat. They won't be a match for us!

In that case how come Kim was caught?

He'd had a little too much to drink that day

otherwise it'd have taken 10 of them

maybe so. Still you'll have to plan it very carefully

morning! Uncle, you're up early

would you like some hot tea?

Not yet

let's go together

it's you. What do you want? You here for lessons?

I come to see uncle

uncle! A visitor

well? What are you doing here?

Don't tell me you want money I already paid you, didn't I?

Tell me what you want

no, it's not the money

it's the instructor's job you offered me

but that was last month

I've more instructors than I need right now

maybe if your school is short handed at the moment

I could hire them to you

but you gave your word!

Morning, uncle!

Look at the state of you. Fasten those buttons

uncle, why's he here?

He wants us to employ him

as if rice grew on trees!

When you performed the lion dance

I didn't know about all this

I felt bad afterwards

look, if we do take you in here

your master will get even madder

he found out and kicked you out, didn't he?

Maybe I can put in a good word for you

maybe then he'll take you back

forget it

the world is big, I'll find another place

wait up there!

Well? What is it you want now?

I've an offer that you might find interesting

and which could make you rich

beggars can't be choosers, I guess. Go ahead

It's full inside

please wait

Master tien. Oh, dear! You're still waiting for a table?

Master, your table's ready

won't be long. Yes, I'm coming!

Uncle

there's a table

master tien, good morning

having breakfast with your student?

Please excuse me

waiter, check please!

- Coming! - There's a table

- you're leaving, sir? - Yes

check, $3.6!

Thank you... thank you

Say, I must say that lion dance of yours was great

I've not seen anything like it!

What did I tell you? I wasn't lying

when I promise I deliver the goods

it was our big brother who helped you!

Your school's so pitiful

your banner would run away if it could

look at us here.

We're fit and healthy fellas!

Whereas look at your pathetic students!

They're all bags of skin and bone. You're wasting away!

Why don't you have a nice pork bun on me?

The poor boy must be starving to death

You're pretty brave, Sonny!

Beat him up!

Straight, upper cut, right hook,

left hook, jab...

Wait! Calm down. Don't do that you see you've annoyed master tien

he's a grand master, he deserves your respect

come on!

But master, you haven't paid yet!

We didn't eat anything

what about the cover charge?

Thank you master, thank you

Master...

What's up with master?

What happened to your eye?

All this is his fault

the stupid idiot lost the lion contest

now everybody thinks they can beat us up!

Who did it?

Tell me little birdie with your spindly legs

how can you hope to take us down a peg?

Let's show them some real kung fu!

I don't think so

go on, show them!

Let's go get them!

Stop!

Haven't you all been shamed enough? Let's go!

Don't just stand there, you heard the master!

Let's go! Get a move on!

Come on!

You want to cause trouble, but you've no idea at all how to fight

you've humiliated me once again!

But it was the others, they started it

without big brother, we couldn't...

Be quiet! All you know is 'big brother'!

I taught all you boys kung fu

What kind of fighting did you call that?

Show me again!

Go on!

Jab... hook

hook? And the rest?

Throw

throw? Throw? Did I teach you that? Well, did 1?

Jab, jab

useless! I've never seen anything so pitiful!

- Go on! The rest! - Hide!

Hide? That's all you're good for!

You're a disgrace! You're useless, pathetic! Good for nothing! Idiot!

Do you know what it's like to be your master?

It's a nightmare!

You're all as useless as each other!

You can't even fight and you're disloyal!

Performing the lion dance for our competitors

it's as if you'd used the kung fu I taught you against me!

And what about our reputation?

We've been made a laughing stock!

They were laughing at me at the tea house

you've ruined 25 years of work!

Shut up!

And you! Look at the state of you

you couldn't fight to save your life!

And you too! Always hiding away!

Always whimpering too!

I haven't touched you, what's the matter?

- Look at yourself - Master, I...

What do you call this?

Did I teach you to tie your belt this way? Tell me!

You really piss me off!

- Are you still crying? Just stop it! - Master! Master!

It's not fair blaming us for this!

It's those orphan boy's fault!

He sold us out!

Why don't you punish him?

Be quiet!

Don't you dare answer me back!

That's enough!

Because we lost the contest

you chased away brother jing

now you're taking it out on us

what have we done to deserve it?

It's true, the two of us are orphan boys

you house us, feed us

we don't pay the fees here

if we've let you down then go ahead, beat me!

Don't take it out on the rest

you see you dislike me the most

you won't even hit me

but you'll only have one chance

I won't give you another one

I admit if you hadn't taken us in back then

brother jing and I would be dead by now

and this wouldn't have happened

jing wouldn't have betrayed you master

and the others wouldn't all hate us

because we were orphans

but maybe it was better for brother jing to leave the school

because it saved him from being humiliated

like this in front of everyone!

Master, brother jing's not here anymore

so I'll speak for him, too

I know he'd agree with what I'm going to say

thank you for having raised us like your own sons for all these years

I'll go now

hold it!

If brother jing is still alive

we'll find a place to go

stay there!

But bring your brother back with you

this school's becoming more of a refugee camp every day

how many more are we going to take in?

What's your problem?

I haven't asked you for anything, have I?

We're the best school, they're hammering on the door to get in!

You pal, you're not up to our standard

what right do you have to be here? You're a nobody!

- Brother, I... - Did I say we were brothers?

Look, I just came here to...

That's enough!

I just got rid of one competitor

I'm top dog here

I don't want you walking on my toes!

- Look, I only... - Get lost!

Go to hell, orphan boy!

I don't like people calling me that

and I don't care what you like

maybe I should explain it to you

brother! Are you hurt?

No, I'm alright

you're not very stable for a fat man, are you?

I bet you used to play hooky instead of

practising your kung fu

get the owner!

Sure you're alright?

Of course, don't worry. Tell him we got trouble!

Good night!

Fatty, I thought you'd bounce back up!

Stop it! Stop fighting!

I'll let you off this time!

Brother, stop it. No more fighting!

He's the one beating me up, master

tell him to stop fighting!

What do you want here?

No sir, I'm here looking for brother jing

he came here looking for a job

but I couldn't take him

I thought you were looking for trouble, and that you wanted my job!

Well, too bad. Thanks a lot

brother, I'm sorry

Alright, that's enough. Back to work

Halt!

Here, drink some water. Come on, guys!

Let's go!

Look, they're here!

Halt!

Weapons!

Let him go!

Get him!

Master! Great to see you!

Master, are you alright?

Who's he?

He's with us, master

let's go!

Go quickly! Tell them he escaped!

Who shall I say attacked us?

A man with a white fan

thanks.

Take a look, sir

tell me, have you seen a man carrying a white fan like this?

I don't have time to look at people unless they have money

now stop wasting my time. Move!

Hurry up!

Good morning, sir!

It's the man with the white fan!

I don't think so

I'm sure he's the one

there! You see that?

It doesn't look like him

you know these sketches are never accurate

there's a big reward, you know

a reward?

In that case it's definitely the one!

You get reinforcements, right?

And I'll follow him. Hurry up!

He's in the temple. Follow me!

- What the...? - Where did he go?

He was in front of the altar. Where'd he go?

Buddha bless you

can I help you gentlemen?

Five constables all together. There must be a problem

mr white fan, the game's up

you're coming back with me. You're under arrest!

I've done nothing wrong!

You made a mistake, you have the wrong man

I never make any mistake

unless the fugitive we're chasing after is your double!

Lock him up!

Get him!

Give me your sword!

You alright?

I'm alright. Give me a sword!

Thank you.

You chopped off Buddha's head!

Sorry, sorry... out of the way!

You don't fool me! I don't believe in god!

Get him!

I guess if you don't believe in god you won't be going to heaven!

You were lucky. You were saved by your handcuffs!

Really?

I think I changed my mind. I do believe in god now

if you believe you better go pray

give me your sword!

Still want to fight?

Aren't you afraid of the cross?

Brother, are you alright?

Of course I am, get him!

Brother, are you leaving?

No way, give me a sword!

We don't have any swords left!

Things don't look good. You stay here,

I'll find Sam kung

wait a minute! I'll find Sam kung, it's no trouble

wait a minute! You find him, I'll help you

Sam kung! Open up! Sam kung! Open up!

Hello, is Sam kung here?

Hey, brother! Hey!

What's the matter? Have you gone deaf? Why don't you answer him?

What's the matter? What do you want?

Sister, my colleagues and I, we caught the man

the man with the white fan!

You caught the man with the white fan?

That's right. So I came for Sam kung

so he can interrogate the man

my father left for the police post early this morning

you mean he's not here?

In that case who's going to interrogate him?

You don't need him for that

if you really have him prisoner,

you can interrogate him yourselves

we haven't quite caught him yet

I suppose you'll be needing help again!

Where are you going? Picking fights again?

They didn't say anything about needing help!

I'm only doing my civic duty. Let's go!

If father finds out...!

If he does I'll know who told him!

Brother! That's the man there!

Go on then!

Yes but we don't see eye to eye. Would you go for me?

Excuse me

Look I don't want trouble so you just go ahead

Are you trying to steal my money?

I'm not an easy target you know!

Alright let's see how good you are!

You're gonna have to do better

I told you it wouldn't be easy!

Who the hell are you?

I don't have time for this

brother, you were really great! That stance of yours, legs part

with perfect balance, eyes on your opponent

just keep it up, the reward is ours!

Where is he?

I think he went that way

keep your eyes open!

Old man, may I have some tea please?

Sure

thank you

sit down

thank you

how come you're in such a sweat?

To be honest, this has been a pretty terrible day for me

I was walking peacefully along the way

just now and some maniac attacked me

and earlier on this morning I was set upon by some policemen

luckily I managed to escape

otherwise I wouldn't be here now drinking tea with you

that's a really neat pipe you have here. Can I take a look?

Sure. Take a look, no problem

take a good look. You won't get another chance to see it

the royal seal?

And it's not a forgery either

must be worth a fortune!

That's a big fan you have there

would you mind if I took a look at it, sir?

Old man, you have an eye for quality

you see it's inscribed

the golden dragon white scroll fan

nice fan?

It's beautiful!

It's had its glory days. I don't mind telling you

I don't suppose you're interested

why don't you have some more tea?

So do you live here?

No. I'm just waiting for somebody

the person I'm waiting for is someone exceptional

in what way?

He ambushed a prison convoy and robbed a money lender

he could be face to face with the police chief

and not be afraid

this man must really be something!

Except that he's very short sighted

really?

You mean like he could bump into you? He'd never even see you

and he's right there!

He's here?

You can't see him?

That's the man?

He's the maniac I told you about who attacked me!

Did he give you trouble?

No, he didn't give me any trouble. He just eats and sleeps with me

keeps an eye on things

an eye on what?

My money and gold

I know what your game is now, bullying old people!

From the moment I set eyes on you I was sure you were up to no good!

So you're a wanted man?

I hear that you're quite a legend. So what's your name?

Not talking?

What's up? Has the cat got your tongue?

Or maybe it's some kind of birth defect?

Maybe his father was such a big mouth that his son was born a mute!

You be quiet!

No! Stay out of this! I'll take care of this guy

alright, funny guy!

This time it'll be different. I'm not gonna let you off so easily!

I must say my son's good with that bench

Not bad! But watch this!

If you really want to beat this rascal

you'll need a pole

thanks, old man

Had enough?

Old man, the pole really worked well. I can't thank you enough

it was obvious there was no way to beat him without using the pole

that's for sure. You can't move now, can you?

Old man, just for you, I'll teach him a little lesson

and this lesson comes from yours truly here

and this lesson here comes from

your big mouth of a father

and this...

See that? He's making faces!

Stand back a moment

sure. Your turn to beat him

I told you not to go out looking for trouble

but you never listen, do you?

I tell you to practise your kung fu but you're just too lazy!

Just because your bench work is above average you think you can cause trouble?

Well, now somebody's given you a good beating!

Old man, how do you know all this?

We're like peas in a pod

you're like what?

Tree and sapling

I don't get it

I'm the boy's father!

You're his old man, I see!

I still won the fight!

Come on, get up!

It's 2 onto 1 now, I should've guessed!

That was pretty good acting I must say

at last we get to the bit where you die

I had to wait all day without eating for you to turn up

this is all about food! Why didn't you say so?

It's no problem. I don't have much cash

but why don't you take this?

It's enough to buy dinner for both of you

I just offered to buy you dinner!

Kneel down

You can keep your money

we get our meals paid courtesy of the emperor!

You mean he's a policeman?

Chief of police!

What are you doing out of the house?

Sister told me to do the shopping

go do it!

You have the right to remain silent

but anything you do say may be taken down and used as evidence in court

I've heard that somewhere

before you were carrying a fan

so do matchmakers, why don't you arrest all of them too?

And your son while you're at it

he's a menace with that stupid bench of his!

Don't mention that wastrel!

I doubt whether he's your real son

otherwise why'd he behave like that?

I get mad just looking at him

he never says a word

I don't want to talk about it!

You don't talk to each other?

Hardly a word.

Makes a change having you here

yeah, right!

Move it!

Wait! I need to take a leak!

Take a leak? Come on!

I can't do it with the handcuffs on!

I'll take them off but not for long

old man, you're not a bad person

I can't do it with you watching!

But if I don't watch you you'll be off down the trail!

I might just run anyway!

Here I go, I'm running away!

He's nuts. Alright, I'm gone!

I'm going, I'm running!

As I thought, I point the way and off he goes!

He didn't follow me!

Free at last!

What is this? I'm going down!

I'm sinking!

This place is called "the thieves' toilet"

don't leave me here!

The more you struggle, the further you'll sink in

please help me out of here!

You got yourself into this mess

so get yourself out without my help

but I could drown in here!

As long as your head's above water, it's okay

I tell you what

I'll get you out if you sing me a song

but you better sing good

alright

London bridge is falling down...

Falling...

Don't stop, you were doing good!

If you sink any further it'll be too late!

Go on! Hold on tight!

That's it! Come on!

You're almost there.

That's right

I nearly drowned

Don't stand there, you're making everything dirty

Help me!

Get me out of here!

You're a good person too

you could have run away and left me

you're right!

Thanks for reminding me of that!

I'm getting out of here! Goodbye!

You can't just leave me here! I'll sing you a song!

What'd you say?

Alright, sing!

London bridge is falling down...

Forget it! Don't bother it's terrible!

I'll get you out!

Hurry!

Catch this! Hold on tight! If it breaks it's your fault!

Anyone home? Open the door!

Talk about unlucky

Miss! Over here!

Who are you?

Me? I'm just me

can you open the door, please?

It worked. Me, I'm just me

hello, hello

I'll clean it off, sorry

no, forget it. You from round here?

Not really. But this mud is

I thought not, it was pretty obvious

the locals don't fall in the swamp

I guess not. I must look terrible

I apologize, miss

I'll look better if you'd allow me to wash up

I won't make any mess

excuse me, can I borrow that thing there?

Here

thank you

It takes practice

This is my house, I didn't tell you to go inside, did I?

Right, you can come in

thank goodness for that. No dirty footprints

at least he won't follow me in here

It's alright. You can walk from now on

- thank you - The bathroom's down there.

Just make yourself at home

thanks a lot!

Men and women together?

You can't put those dirty things back on

I'll get you some of my brother's clothes

I'll leave them out here

thank you

Oh, no. I forgot the shopping

I have to go to the market

you'll be alright by yourself, won't you?

Sure, no problem. You go right ahead

I'll be fine. I'll be fine

I've got no worries, I'll be fine!

The police chief? Oh who cares!

Just you wait!

If I set eyes on that good for nothing again

I won't even say a word to him

good, there's no one home

That good for nothing son's here

Her brother?

How come it's so dirty?

I'm sorry, fish. I was only playing around, really!

Mouth to mouth isn't working!

Stupid idiot! Now you've killed the goldfish!

- What? You here? - It's a mistake!

You won't escape me this time!

You're a real pain in the rear?

We could've shared like civilized human beings

but you messed everything up!

So I had to clean up after you

now listen you!

I said when I saw you

that not one word would pass between us!

Suits me fine. I don't want to talk to you in any case

not you, fishy

it's dead!

Come back here you!

There are laws in this country!

I'll kill you and report you're missing

You're pretty fast with your sword

The pipe with the royal seal!

This pipe is pretty well made

I guess you could use it as a weapon

royal seal... royal seal...

Knock it

it doesn't break against bone

I wonder what it's like against wood

it still didn't break!

Not a scratch!

Put the pipe down right away!

First you put down the sword!

You put the pipe down first

alright, I'll put the sword down

that's more like it

I'm just putting it back in the scabbard

- What's this? - I'm sorry but it's him!

He started breaking the furniture

it's his fault. Beat him up! Go on!

What're you waiting for?

Father!

He's your father? What's wrong with you?

You've got children everywhere!

That's enough!

Right!

Now I'm really mad!

I'll let you win this once!

Have you finished playing?

Yes, ll've finished

Alright, we'll rest here

you mean here? A dead end?

There isn't any shelter. Forget it!

A dead end is easier to defend

mister kung, I really need to pee

right, he needs to pee. Go ahead

unless you can break down a brick wall with your pee

there's no way of escaping

I promise, I'm not making it up

son, release him

thanks.

Thank you, brother

please don't watch me, otherwise I can't pee

What're you doing?

It's just a bad habit of mine

Practising your kung fu?

No I was just measuring the width of the alley

now you know. Back you go!

Want some?

Tell me this, why does your dad always belittle you in front of me

I almost feel sorry for you

what are all the bells and the chains for?

Don't tell me you really expect me to escape?

If you do escape you'll be easy to find

I'll just follow the ringing

The grand old Duke of York, he had 10 thousand men

he marched them up to the top of the hill and...

How does the rest of it go?

I don't believe this, he's sticking to me

closer than my own shadow!

Wait up, chief Sam kung!

You're such a hard man to find

it's you - yes, is me.

What do you want?

I was in the market today and I overheard two men talking about...

It's gone right out of my head

I remember what it was now

the man with the white fan

is going to Rob the man lung bank at five o'clock!

White fan?

At five o'clock?

You're not telling me lies?

No, have I ever lied to you before, chief?

My informer just told me white fan is planning a robbery

so he is the wrong man?

- I told you, didn't I? I'm not the bandit... - Shut up!

As long as we haven't caught him, you're a suspect!

If you don't release me I'll sue youl!

Not you. Just your dad

I could lock you up for obstructing justice!

You watch him! I'll be back!

How can you do this? It's unfair!

Tell you what

I won't watch you if you don't run

so you'll give me the key?

When I get back

alright, but don't be too long

he can't leave me!

How come white fan isn't here?

All the others have left already

so where were you?

Maybe he's afraid

I've never been afraid in my whole life

you better go and join the others

I thought we weren't ready

know what they say? No time like the present

alright, I'm going

We'll get rid of that kid afterwards

then we can split his share

what we'll do is set him up

so he takes the rap for the robbery

then we can share out the loot at tiger peak

let me go, please

shut up, you fool!

Come on, let's go

what're we gonna do with him?

Maybe you should put his lights out

your fan's in there, don't forget it

What do you think you're doing?

If you want to know, the kick

in the pants was a present from brother Kim!

If you thought we'd give you a share

in the loot my friend, then you were mistaken

but we need a scapegoat!

Don't forget your fan! Prisons are hot

- What's up? - What's up?

Get lost!

Nothing to see here! Go on!

Move it! Go on home!

I told you there'd be money for you all

if you're looking for trouble

I'll give it back to youl!

On my head! On my head!

He's pretty fast

Please stop it! You're hurting me!

Look! They're gonna beat up that poor old man!

No, please!

Troublemaker!

Nol.

Please don't trample on me...

No...

There goes your market stall!

Now I've got no more competition!

Are you alright?

Move!

- Don't give me that! - No...

Leave him alone!

Get off!

Take that!

I see you lost your beard?

Can't fall

thank you! Thank you for your support!

Game over.

- Are you dead yet? - Not quite!

Who the hell are you?

No, no! My shop!

My god!

Be generous

let away!

What are you doing? Get out of there!

Let me in

get out of there!

Stop it! Get out of there!

My ear really hurts!

Dirty old man, we'll call the police on you!

Skirts?

No...

I jump

Time to go for a ride! Time to get off!

He keeps hitting my ear!

We better be careful!

Where is he? At the back

we'll see how tough you are!

Didn't even hurt!

Go to hell

It's rude to peek in through windows!

No, stay out of it!

Where are those keys?

- What about my fabric? - You'll get it back!

Here's the police!

Let's go! Here's the police!

Surround the door!

Alright, you inside!

Come out, the place is surrounded!

I'm gonna count to 3!

You'll come out quietly and put down your weapons!

One! Two! Three!

Don't move!

Come on, are you kidding?

Brother, don't be angry!

Brother, I know it must be tough for you

so I'll walk the same way, alright?

I promised master I'd bring you home with me

I had to make sure you wouldn't run away again

you didn't have to tie me up like this!

I gotta take you to the police chief first

he's the only one who can drop the charges!

Forget it! Do you think the law was made to be bargained away when it suits you?

The law's meant to be compassionate!

It's the same for everybody. No exceptions!

But he repents what he did wrong

attacking a police convoy can't be excused!

But even government officials commit crimes

says who? At least we don't ambush convoys!

If I brought back the convict would it change things?

Ridiculous!

What's ridiculous about it?

If you cut somebody's arm the wound will heal

but you still cut his arm

alright. What if I take your pipe?

Put it down right now!

If I put it back down then it's like I never took it

father, you don't have much time

if he wants to let him find Kim

don't interfere. I can find Kim myself

you don't know where he is and I do

but if you don't want to do a deal

then it's your problem, mister

wait a minute!

If you're sheltering a fugitive, I'll have you arrested!

I wouldn't push too far if I were you!

Here's the deal. I'll let you think it over

I'll count to 3 and bang on the table

and you give me your answer. Ready, 3!

Wait! Alright, alright!

You'd better bring that criminal back with you

or you'll be sharing his cell!

50! No, 40! Alright, 30!

Alright, you can take 70 percent!

It's not in my nature to share things

for old times sake, leave me a small souvenir, won't you?

You did say you wanted a souvenir

alright, here. To bury your bones!

No, please don't!

It's alright, I caught it!

It's you!

You really are a slimebag. You teamed up with him to trap my brother

you're lucky I don't rip you apart!

Then why did you catch the pot?

I don't like seeing nice things getting broken

you're always in the way

so what are you doing here?

I'm here to take you back to the police!

Serves you right. He's come to take you in

you what? This squirt?

What's so funny?

It's true, it does sound funny

I don't hear you laughing!

You'd better be careful

he's an extremely dangerous fellow

you better watch out for his tiger tail move

Take me in? There's no chance!

Damn! Whichever way this ends

the situation doesn't look good for me

I'd rather take my chances with the kid!

Are you watching?

The legs! Legs head!

Wait! Don't run back in there you'll get massacred!

His leg skills are legendary, you don't have a chance

instead, you should attack his upper body

upper body?

You're learning fast

You've found out already

that his upper body's even deadlier!

Why didn't you tell me?

If you want to win a battle you have to take a few hits

you'll get used to it!

You can talk, you're not the one getting hit!

Haven't you noticed something?

Your opponent is a one legged horse

he always relies on his left leg!

You're such an expert, you fight him!

If I fight, there'll be no one to coach you

Pain means the muscle's working. You're doing just fine

go on!

Come on, get up. What's the matter?

Go on, what're you doing?

I'm trying, you idiot!

Stop playing and get stuck in!

Don't let go even if you're struck by lightning!

Did you see that? I did it!

Watch out! It's not over! Behind you!

I told you to be careful of him, didn't 1?

You walked right into that one, Sonny!

Look out, here he comes!

Get up, kid, get up!

Now get going, go on!

I don't know to see

Don't give up, kid! Don't give up!

I know you can do it

another couple of good kicks and he'll be on the ground

I know you can do it, kid!

Stay with me!

You need some fresh air

you'll feel better

water. Water...

Stay right there!

This is angel's water

it'll do you good

This 1s only the first round, remember

what you mean it's just the first round?

Hold on for another 3 rounds

the old fart doesn't have it in him

I don't think I have either, honest!

Go on, go on! Quick!

Let him have it, kid! Go on, get him!

What're you doing? I'm the referee!

He's attacking the referee, you must stop him!

He's not allowed to do that!

Go on, do your stuff!

Go on, don't just stand there watching!

The best defence is attack, remember?

Go on, what are you waiting for?

Go on, go ahead!

Come here! You need more fresh air

water...

Water

you're doing just fine. I think you won that round

why'd you say that?

Because I'm the referee

look out, here he comes! Go on!

Go on!

Try to lock his leg!

It's the only way to slow him up!

Take this. Go on, you need it!

At least I have you to protect me!

I'm getting too old for this kind of shit!

You're doing just great, kid!

Sitting there, watching you fighting

it reminded me of me when I was younger!

Not only are you unbeatable

but you're also indestructible!

I'm glad you're so confident

water. I need water!

Here's the water. Now drink up

this should give you a kick, hold tight!

Don't worry. It's alright

it just has a funny taste

it's just the water from my pipe, it won't kill you

Bet you feel better, don't you?

Here, have some fresh air

That was unfair!

Kicking an old age pensioner like that!

It's pretty smart of you to take all the gold and leave the silver

the price of gold nowadays...

What goes up must come down again!

Good boy! Good boy!

Come here!

Kid, you were great!

You were just great! You're the winner!

We'll split the prize 50/50

stop it! What are you...?

You can have my belt if you want it

Master! Brother jing is coming!

Master, jing's back!

Master!

Get up. Get up. Where is ah lung?

Brother lung! Come on!

Master, I said I'd return

lung, what happened to you?

Bring him in! Come on, hurry up!