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[eagle screeches]

[man] Alex Russo, you kneel
before the Crystals of Justice

where you are charged
with treason for attempting

to destroy the mortal world.

I'm telling you,

- you have the wrong wizard.
- Silence!

OK, I am right here.
You do not have to yell.

What I was trying
to say is that, OK,

maybe some bad things
happened,

and maybe it was
because of me,

but that doesn't mean
it was my fault.

I'd make a terrible lawyer.

[woman] Your fate
has been decided.

The Crystal Cavern of Justice
hereby find you guilty!

Wait! No! Isn't there some way
we can replay what happened

so you would know
I'm innocent?

Well, almost innocent.

[man 2] You're not speaking
of the Time Vortex, are you?

Well, if that's what you call
a rewind button, then yeah.

[man] Very well.

We will send you back

to the moment
this incident began.

All right. Well, get your
popcorn and licorice

because you're going to like
how this got started.

[horror film music]

- [woman screaming]
- [laughs]

I just love drive-in movies.

You can yell at the screen
and nobody cares.

[yells] Hey, genius,
the walls are oozing maggots!

Why are you taking a shower?

Alex...

Your own
personal drive-in?!

Get rid of it now.

Come on, Dad.
I can get you your own car

and you can
watch the movie with us.

I can get you a churro truck.

Lose it.

Fine.

And whose car was that?

I don't know, but there's
some guy out on Waverly Place

who's been looking for his car
for about an hour.

- Show me some love, Harper.
- Yeah.

Harper, don't high-five her.

What she did was wrong
and unbelievably selfish.

Well, we left the guy
half a pack of licorice.

No, we didn't.

Dad, what's the big deal? I've
always done stuff like this.

Right, but now that you're
the family wizard,

it's time to stop
using magic for selfish reasons.

Now give me that popcorn.

Thank you so much, Mason.

OK, you and Alex
can hang up the banner.

Harper, get the ice cream cake
out of the freezer.

Jerry, stop eating
popcorn off the floor.

Wait, did you say party?
For who?

I have a fair inkling.

Another party for Justin?!

We're just so excited about
him taking over WizTech.

[giggles]
It's a big deal.

Yeah. I guess you're right.

It's not like, you know,
actually winning

the family competition
and becoming the full wizard.

Since nobody
ever threw me a party.

Hey, I didn't get a party
or get to become a wizard.

I just got these all-you-can-eat
bologna scraps.

Mmmm. Maybe I am the winner.

Come on, everybody.
We've got a lot of work to do.

Justin's going to be here soon.

All right, I'm done.
Where's my magazine?

Mason, rub my shoulders.
That was hard work.

Hey! I just told you,

magic is not
for getting what you want

or using it
for selfish reasons.

Mason, stop rubbing
her shoulders!

That's right, mija.
You should use your magic

to make other people's
lives easier.

I know a pretty Latina
who would love

to never have to do
laundry again.

Theresa.

Sorry. Your father's right.
It's time to grow up.

"Grow up?" Everybody
knows people who grow up

too fast are miserable.
I mean, look at Harper.

She's been doing
her parents' laundry

since she was
in the second grade.

Oh, see, the laundry
I didn't mind so much.

It was rotating the tires
on the minivan that just...

[blows raspberry]
...really got to me.

Where's Justin?
He should've been here by now.

You mean he's not here?

I'm so bored I thought
he was here

telling one of his nerdy stories

that always ends with
"Hey, wake up, everybody!"

I'm so sorry for the intrusion.
I'm Justin's friend Dominic.

He asked me
to give you a message.

He is too busy at WizTech
and unfortunately cannot come.

OK. Give us the message.

Uh... that was the message.

OK. Can we start from the top?

Because this guy
is all over the place.

So is Justin all right?

Oh, yes, Mrs. Russo.
Justin is fine.

It's just more difficult
for someone

with his spectacular talents
to get away.

Now, I don't usually use
the word "spectacular,"

but in Justin's case,
spectacular.

Justin isn't coming?

What are we gonna do
with the ice cream cake.

Oh, I'm sure you'll
think of something, Jerry.

Excuse me,
you must be Alex Russo.

You're quite famous
in the wizard world

but I had no
idea you were so... beautiful.

Oh, come on.
I'm not that famous.

Dominic. Nice to meet you, mate.
I'm Mason Greyback.

Perhaps you've heard of me,
Alex's werewolf boyfriend.

Boyfriend? You're a lucky man.

Yes, I am. A lucky werewolf.

[growls]

Well, it seems like I've made
this awkward, forgive me.

It was an honor meeting you,
Alex.

So long, everyone.

Werewolf.

Boy, he was the most
polite wizard I have ever met.

And easy on the eyes.

Reminded me of a young me.

You know, I think
he was into you, Alex.

Oh. No, no, no, no.

Yeah. No, no, no, no.

I can't believe Justin's
not coming.

I wanted him to be here
for my big announcement.

A while ago, I got an invitation
from my cousin, Carmela,

in Italy, inviting us
to a Russo family reunion.

It's OK, Dad.
What's your announcement?

That was the announcement.

Oh, great, now Dad's
all over the place.

Aww, Jerry, you're taking me
on a romantic trip to Italy,

- I love you.
- Well...

Actually, I'm taking
the whole family.

Why? They don't know
we have kids.

But, Theresa,
it's a family reunion.

Or should I say
[accent] riunione di famiglia?

Please don't do that, Dad.

It's almost as annoying
as when you say

[bad accent]
"mootsa-rella."

Well, you guys have fun.

I'll just stay here
and read or something.

Yeah, and I'll just stay here
and chew up the furniture.

This couch looks
pretty fruity.

You guys are family, too.

I got tickets for all
of us to go.

- [gasps]
- All right!

Tickets? Dad, if you want
to go to Italy,

I can be our travel agent.

No time for that
travel confusion.

Show me the door to
our Italian reunion.

OK, I don't know how to say
"Wizard Speed Pass" in Italian,

so I'm just going to go with
"Mamma Mia!"

Or at least I think
that's Italian.

[Max] A door to Japan? How cool.

It's Italy.

I don't know all the towns
in Japan, dude.

Alex, you're not going to
turn this trip

into one of your
selfish shortcuts.

I want us to experience
the whole journey.

Getting there is half the fun.

Now, get rid of this thing.

Whoa.

Did you just see that girl?

Alex, I have to get
her number first.

Max, get back here!

Would you please grow up?!

Max!

OK, let's just find Max
and go home.

So we can fly back here.

Wow! Look at this place.

Oh. It's beautiful.

Your family lives here?

Villa di Russo.

I don't know who "Villa di" is,
but Russo is definitely me.

I don't think
he's mad at you anymore.

Oh, don't be fooled. He's happy
anywhere there's cheese hanging.

Man. I lost her.

I didn't even get her name,
but she looked like a Tomiko.

Tomiko! Tomiko!

Max. Forget the girl.
We've got girls back home.

Yeah, but there's
no Italians in New York, Mom.

Oh, come on. Can't we
stay a little longer?

This is the first time
Alex's magic

took me somewhere
that didn't scared me.

No. We're not coming
to Italy this way.

We're going to experience
a family trip the real way.

You mean on a discount flight
in cramped seats

with bad food
and an obnoxious kid

in front of you saying,
"peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo."

Ciao, bella.

Are you here for a tour
of the Russo vineyard?

Well... I, uh...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

We're not
here for the tour, paisan.

Go back to work.

And put a shirt on!

All right, let's go.

OK, fine. But you'll only have
yourself to blame

when that peek-a-boo kid
uses your lap for a barf bag.

All right, is everybody here?

Good. Now, Alex,

- get rid of this thing.
- OK.

Hmm... The spell I need
is like things in my bedroom.

It's buried under the dirty
clothes of my mind.

You see? Justin would
never do a spell

that he didn't know
how to undo.

Oh, I get it.

I get this whole
"grown-up" thing now.

You think Justin should've been
the family wizard.

Honey, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it that way.

No. I'm sorry I'm not the
grown-up family wizard

you want me to be.

Well, up until then,

that was the best five-minute
vacation I've ever had.

[clears throat]

Excuse me,
is this Jumbotron taken?

Dominic?
What are you doing here?

My night job is cleaning
the back of the Jumbotron.

You being here
is just a bonus.

Look, you seem really nice,
but I have a boyfriend.

And to be honest

I don't think I'd be really
good company right now.

Unless you're a fan of big,
sloppy emotional meltdowns.

You know, I was just saying
this morning,

I haven't seen a big,
sloppy emotional meltdown

in a while.
Let's see what you got.

Ah, a smile.

Have you ever considered
joining the Wizard Council?

The Wizard Council?

Isn't that for old geezers
who wear robes

because they're
tired of shopping?

[laughs]

I just believe
you have the potential

to be the most powerful wizard
of your generation.

Trust me. You have no idea
what you're truly capable of.

Well, if you ask my family,

I'm not capable of anything
except refusing to grow up.

They're mortals.

They can't understand
wizards with your power.

Besides, if their opinions
really bothers you,

you're powerful enough
to create your own spell

to smooth out
your little edges.

Why are you telling me this?

Because where everyone else
sees trouble,

I see magic.

And beauty.

OK, now you're just flirting.

Yeah, a little bit.

Here. It's a small gift.

Oh, no.
I can't take that.

It's simply
a friendship bracelet.

Everything OK up here?

Oh, yeah. Mason, sorry.

I just had to get away
from home, you know.

And I just came
to check on her.

I apologize
if I've overstepped.

You have, mate,
and I'm here now.

Werewolf.

Good-bye, Alex.

Bye.

Werewolf.

I do not like that guy.

Anything I should be
worried about?

Not a thing.

Good. Well, I've got a surprise
to cheer you up.

I thought we would have
a little picnic.

Don't say Italian, 'cause I've
had enough of that, today.

No. I was thinking
something sophisticated...

...poached salmon.

Oh, Mason.
That's so sweet.

But can I make a little tweak?

Of course, darling.

Check it out, finger food
feast. I call the wing.

No, Alex! Alex, you know
this food is bad for you.

Besides,
I cooked that salmon,

two hours
over a hot poacher.

Why? You know it only
takes me like two seconds.

I see. So, this is how
it's going to be from now on.

What?

Just you, me and your wand.

Just using your magic selfishly
no matter who it hurts.

Mason, where are you going?
I did all this for us.

So did I.

So you turned Mason's
classy picnic

into a county fair fry-fest?

Well, everybody knows
that my favorite food

comes in
cardboard containers

with some kind
of dipping sauce.

Ew.

Oh, Hi, Alex. Can you tell me
what's wrong with this picture?

Everything you're wearing
is from the nineties.

[laughing]

Oh, but if you guys wear it,
it's "vintage."

Have you figured out how
to get rid of this thing yet?

Uh, no.
I've been a little busy.

But don't worry,
I'll figure it out something

before Max can use it again.

[door opens]

Hey, who wants to help me
make a hot tub out of this?

I bet I know how he's going
to make the bubbles.

Max, stop going to Italy.
And, Alex, you...

I know, I know. Grow up.

You're right, Pop.
I'll just take this back.

Max, you forgot the barrel!

Max!

He's not coming back, is he?

Theresa, we have to
find Max again!

What?!
I was about to make dinner.

It's just Italy,
we'll be right back.

Hey, are you OK?

It's just that, I thought once
I became the family wizard,

all of this pressure
would be off of me.

But no, it's like everybody
still wants me to change.

Well, that doesn't make
a lot of sense.

It's who you are
in the first place

that made you
the family wizard

I know,
but maybe growing up

would make me
a better person.

I mean, I can't even say
anything nice

about my best friend's
hideous clambake outfit.

I'm sorry, Harper.
I held off as long as I could.

But you see?
That's what I mean.

You making fun
of my outfit is you.

And me loving
this outfit is me.

People should appreciate you
for who you are,

not for what
they think you should be.

Right. And I am
a powerful wizard

who can change if I want to.

Just smooth out
my little edges.

Wait, hold up.
OK, so, after my great speech,

you're still going to change
your personality with magic?

Just the parts
that nobody likes.

So, you're going to change
your whole personality?

I owed you
for the clambake comment.

- All right.
- Yeah, that's good.

Selfish, mean and tired
of rejection.

Take these parts
to a place of reflection.

Alex, are you OK?

I think so. Did it work?

I don't know.
You look the same.

Here, let me test you.

What do you think
of my clambake outfit?

Mm.
It's horrible...

...that you didn't
make me one.

Oh, it worked!

I'm totally nice! [exclaims]

Wait.

If you still have
all your good parts,

where did all
your bad parts go?

Hey! Let me out of here,
you ugly hags!

And I found my bad parts.

Oh, come on.
She doesn't seem that bad.

I can smell that nasty outfit
all the way from here!

Oh, I am not
afraid of you!

Well, come and get me,
lobster girl!

Harper,
don't let me taunt you.

Hey, maybe she's
like a bird.

She'll be quiet
if we cover her up.

- Hey! Take this off!
- [banging]

Oh, Alex. You have no idea
what you've started.

Did you find Max?

No.

But I found out where
my cousins keep their cannolis.

Jerry, you're supposed to be
looking for your son,

not dessert.

Let me have a bite of that.
Come on.

- Oh, Max!
- Where?

Oh! Mmm.

Let's just go home and try to
lure Max back with this cannoli.

- OK.
- What I'm saying.

There's not
going to be any left.

- Let's get a couple to go.
- OK.

[Italian accent]
Where are you going? Thieves!

Buon giorno.
We're just looking for our son.

We're not stealing.

Carmela? Cousin Carmela?
[laughs]

Jerry Russo!

Bianca, Gino,
put your wands down.

Geraldo! Cugino Geraldo!

Look at you. You still have
a baby face. It's so smooth.

That's just the grease
from the cannoli.

Carmela, this is my wife,
Theresa.

- Oh, Theresa!
- Nice to meet... too tight.

Too thin. This one
is like a breadstick.

Hey, Geraldo,
what are you doing here?

The reunion
isn't for month, huh?

Oh, who cares? Let's eat.

[calling in Italian]

[speaking Italian]

Benvenuto!

Max.

Sorry. I just love
meeting people. Hi, Max Russo.

We have been looking
all over for you.

This is our son, Max.
I'm sorry.

He saw a pretty girl
through the Wizard Speed Pass

and came to find her.

You have a Wizard Speed Pass?

Ohh-ho-ho-ho.

Only the most powerful wizards
can create those.

Ah, but your family wizard,
Alex Russo.

Yes. Alex is very powerful,

and very
[accent] irresponsible!

[scoffs] Just 'cause you
say it loud and weird

doesn't make it Italian,
Jerry.

[chuckling]

There's that girl.
I have to meet her.

She might be the future
Mrs. Max Russo.

Mrs. Russo!
Mrs. Russo!

[laughs]
Your son likes Francesca?

[all laughing]

What's so funny?

Francesca is his cousin!
[laughs]

Eww.

Theresa, did Geraldo
ever tell you

that we were wizards
in training at the same time?

We had so much fun.

Geraldo, remember
I used to tickle you?

[laughing]

Stop, stop!
Get the breadstick.

Get the breadstick.

No. No, oh no.

[screaming]

So, what do you
think about

taking accordion
lessons with me?

[Alex] Well, why wouldn't I?
You're my best friend.

It's like a dream come true.

OK. I'm ready!

What do you think?

I think it's
missing something.

Come here. Oh.

Oh, this is the best
day of my life.

Oh, I'm so happy
you're happy.

Thank you, Alex.
You're such a good friend.

Now, take it off.

Why?

Because even though I love

that you finally
appreciate something

I like to do,
it's just not you.

And I don't need it to be.

Thank you.

Besides, I can pull off
a clambake outfit.

On you,
it just looks stupid.

[glass shatters]

What was that?

[sighs] Something I think

is going to take up
the rest of the day.

Harper, grab the fishing net.

We might need it to catch me.

Yup. I broke out.

OK, where would
a bad Alex go?

Usually, only as far as the
couch, but that door is open.

What are you doing?

You know, I really
should have

made a shawl
out of this net.

[speaking Italian]

Carmela, this cheese
is amazing.

Papa Fabrizio makes it.

Ehh.

We need find me
before I do something bad...

Hi, Mom and Dad.
Guess what? I've changed.

Yeah, into
a third grade art project.

No, no, no.
Not that, Dad.

Guess what? All the part of me

that has all of those
bad things is gone.

Yup. Gone.
Nowhere to be seen.

Unless of course
you've seen it.

Mom, Dad, from now on
I promise to be

the unselfish grown-up
you expect me to be.

I don't believe her.

Me neither.

Seriously, why are you
wearing a clambake outfit?

Because my best friend
asked me to.

Dad, sometimes
you need to do things

to make others happy.

[both laugh]

Now, I definitely
don't believe her.

Look, I still don't like
the way we got here,

but they're feeding us.

So you might as well
meet the family.

Everyone, I'd like you to meet
our friend Harper,

and our family wizard, Alex!

[all] Ohh.

So cute.
Pooka-pooka-pooka!

Just like your father!

[Alex]
Why is she tickling me?

Pooka-pooka-pooka!

Excuse me,
I'm looking for a girl

that's about this tall
and this beautiful...

Hey it's you.

[speaking Italian]

You know my name?

Or, wait, does it just take that
long to say my name in Italian?

[speaking Italian]

I don't understand
what you're saying right now.

I'll try the language
of love with you.

[speaking Italian]

OK, maybe you don't
speak that language.

[speaking Italian]

Oh, Max. I'll save you.

[laughs] Not really.

[continues in Italian]

Thanks, Alex. They kiss
really weird here.

All right.
I'm safe in a bracelet. Thanks.

Safe or trapped?
[chuckles]

By that evil chuckle,
I'm going to go with "trapped."

And this is where we press the
finest grapes in all of Tuscany.

That looks like hard work.

Please. Stomping your feet
isn't hard work.

Filling bread rolls
with cold cuts all day.

That's hard work.

Geraldo,
why don't you try it?

Oh, no. No, thanks.

- Pooka-pooka-pooka!
- [laughing] OK. OK.

[laughs]

- You too, Theresa.
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm OK.

- Get in.
- No, no, no.

- Theresa, get in.
- No thank you.

Get in!

Si, senora.

It's nice to appreciate
my mom and dad

doing something together.

Old me would've just
been thinking

of ways to make fun of them.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Oh, it's so squishy.
- Ohh.

Ugh. And the worst part is,
I kind of like it.

Thanks a lot, Jerry.

You know what
this reminds me of?

The time
the bathtub backed up

and you made us take showers
in there anyway.

Don't blame me.
You were the one who said,

"Oh, handsome vineyard guy,

you're so strong,
the way you squash those grapes.

[scoffs]
I never said that.

- Oh, yes, you did.
- Oh, please.

- [gasps]
- You imagined it.

Oh. Oh, really?

Your insecurities imagined it.

Aha!

Oooh.

Hey, you know, they should
really have machines for this,

- don't you think?
- Oh!

You know what?
Yes, I do.

[shouting]

I would never
disrespect you like that!

- Oh, honey, wait.
- What?

You love me so much
you got so jealous?

- Oh, honey...
- Good!

Awww. They found
a way to make it worse

for themselves
without my help.

Changing me was great.

[yelling]

[laughing]

My cousins!
Where did they go?

Oh, no. Harper,
do you think my bad side

could've done something
terrible to my parents?

Hmm, let's see.

All of your bad
is concentrated into one you.

Do you want to finish
where that's going?

I get it, I did it.

Where are we?

Dad. You're not
going to like this.

Oh, it's just Alex. Thank you
for cleaning me up, mija.

Now, get me out of here.
It's stuffy.

What's your hurry? Handsome
vineyard guy waiting for you?

What are you talking about?

You're the one who had to prove
what a big macho man you were

with your cold cuts.

[exclaims]
They're delicious!

[Alex] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I can't concentrate
on the evil plan

we have going here if you
two are flappin' your yappers.

Evil plan?

You remember when I said,

"You're not going to like this?"

This is what
I was talking about.

Who's "we?"

[chuckles]
Excellent, Alex.

Hello, Russos.

Hey, it's that guy.
Hey, did you ever remember

that message from Justin?

Just as I thought.

[Jerry] Alex, you don't
have to do this.

So, what's next?

How would my partner
like a little road trip

to the Tower of Pisa?

Dominic is evil?

Is it weird he's even
more attractive now?

Harper. He took my family.

Oh yeah, right.
I won't date him.

Even as a young wizard
I knew that some day

my dreams, though disturbing,

would come true.

...and so, from this high
vantage point, we will launch

the final steps to my plan

to rid the world of mortals
and then...

you know, it's really kind of
killer on the calves.

That's a nice story, can we
get to what this thing does?

Right. This device...
[laughs]

...replicates spells.

Once energized with
sufficient wizard power,

it will cast a spell
repeatedly across Earth.

I call it the
"Dominic One Thousand."

Is that too self-centered?

You're asking the wrong girl.

I designed the
Dominic One Thousand

to imprison every mortal,

thereby paving the way
for a new Wizard World

that I will rule.

- Uh, that last part again?
- That we will rule.

All that is needed
is a spell cast

by our generation's most
powerful wizard, Alex Russo.

All right.
Well, then let me at it.

No offense,
you're just a knock-off.

You don't have
all of her powers.

I have enough powers
to scorch a hole

in your little
purple jacket there.

Point taken.

All right. So, what if your "all
powerful" Alex doesn't come?

Oh, she'll come...

...to save her family.

Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused.
Are we tiny or are they giants?

So if it's called
the Leaning Tower of Pisa,

where is all the pizza?

What?

[whispers] Alex, you need
to come up with a plan.

I'm not good
with heights.

Or substandard architecture.

You're fine, Harper. Just don't
look down, it'll make you dizzy.

Too late. Dizzy. Going down.

Wait, Harper! [screams]

Oh. All right then.
Ha ha.

So, this is the top
of the Tower of Pisa.

Whoo. Would you
check out that view.

That is breathtaking.
My breath has been taken

- from my lungs.
- [Alex] I know, right?

We should post this
on Wiz-agram.

- We should.
- Can you take a picture?

[Harper] Yeah, let's do that.

Ready? Say, "cheese."

- Harper, run!
- [screams]

Yes. [laughs]

Harper has joined
your family in captivity.

You let them go right now
or I'll...

You'll what? Don't forget,
I have all the bad.

Yeah, well...

I look really cute
in that outfit.

I know. I wasn't really sure
about the boots at first but...

Focus on the mission.

Yeah, I heard all about
your mission.

Clear out the mortal world
so that you can make room

to rule all evil wizards.

Good. You're up to speed.
Now, for that spell...

Never.

Why would you
underestimate me, Alex?

Perhaps you remember
my very determined uncle.

He had wings.

Gorog.

I came to finish
what you took from my uncle.

But where he failed,
I will succeed.

My own wizard empire
right here on Earth!

- [bell tolls]
- Ow!

Why are these stupid bells here!

Maybe to knock
some sense into you

because I'm never
doing that spell.

My family is more important
than anything.

Now give me the bracelet.

You're so stubborn
with that spell.

Perhaps if I fill up
one more charm,

it will convince you.

[mimics howling]

Mason!

No!

Mason. You're OK.

Get tired of Dominic already?

What? I don't care about him.

He's some crazy wizard
who's weaving some sort of

wicked web
to take over the world.

Well, you're some kind of
wicked web weaver yourself.

What are you talking about?

I saw you at the villa
with Dominic,

you two looked quite chummy.

No. That's what I'm trying
to tell you.

Dominic tricked me into
casting out my bad side.

That's who you saw.

There's another me
walking around.

And I have to
get you out of here

before she finds you.
Let's go.

I knew I wasted time
with that hug.

Two Alexes?

Mason, get away from her.

She's with Dominic,
and they're trying

to take over the world.

Nice try, me.

Mason, she's the bad one.
Let's go.

No! Don't listen to her.

I'm the good one.
She's the bad one.

Well, isn't this
a sticky wicket.

Mason, please believe me.

She's trying
to trick you.

She doesn't even know
how I dress.

That is something Harper
would wear.

No, no, no, no.

I'm wearing it because
Harper asked me to.

OK, that doesn't even
sound like me.

Thank goodness.
I hope you and Dominic rot.

Mason, no!

Where are we?

The Leaning Tower Of Pisa.

Oh. Very romantic.

[Dominic] I think so.

Dominic.

Oh, no.

Aww.
You picked the wrong Alex.

Oh. Now, this is what I call
a "take over the world" look.

As for you...

Max, who joined us over there?

Hey, it's Mason.

What have I done? I can't even
"grow up" when I try to grow up.

I don't even deserve
to be the family wizard.

Justin does.

And he'd know what to do.

Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep...

[woman] Professor Justin
Vincenzo Pepe Russo is...

[groans]

[Harper] People should
appreciate you for who you are,

not for what they think
you should be.

Harper's right.

Everybody should just
get over it.

I'm not perfect.
I'm just a wizard

who has to save the world,
again. Uhh!

OK, Dominic wants a spell?

I'll give him a spell...

...with a little bit
of a surprise.

OK, I'm here to get
my family back. Let's do this.

Excellent.

Aw, she's here to save
the family. How sweet. Ugh.

Dominic, give me the bracelet,

and I'll do the spell
for your machine.

Agreed. Give it to her.

Wait. I know me.

We'll give her the bracelet

and she'll flash out
without doing the spell.

Right. Spell first
then the bracelet.

Nice try,
but I know me, too.

I'll do the spell and you'll
keep my family anyway.

No bracelet, no spell.

- Spell first!
- Bracelet first.

- Spell first!
- Bracelet first.

- Spell first!
- Not doing anything...

Spell first! Spell first!

- Stop it!
- [bell tolls]

Tower of Pisa that hurt!

Alex will cast the spell
at the same time

Bad Alex gives you
the bracelet, agreed?

That's a good idea.

Well, why didn't you think
of it first?

[mocking]

One wave, two waves,
three waves, four.

Every mortal be no more.

Excellent. The world will now
be wiped clean of mortals.

- [laughs]
- [bell tolls]

[grunts]

And then we wipe it
clean of bells.

Was this how you
wanted it to work?

OK, the Leaning Tower of Pisa
may not have been

the ideal place

for my Dominic One Thousand,
but it's working.

Every mortal will be imprisoned
in these beads.

Are you sure you don't want
a bucket or something?

The bracelet, please.

You know, Alex,
now is the time to join us.

With your powers, we can rule
more than just this world.

Thank you for remembering
I'm a powerful wizard.

Powerful enough
that I can undo

- any spell I create.
- No!

The mortals who were gone
before, can now...

What are you doing?
I was about to fix everything

before you guys
swirled me out of there.

Well, if you're looking
for someone to blame,

you can just point your fingers
at yourself.

If you had fingers,
I mean.

[man] Told you it was too soon.

[man 2] It wouldn't
have mattered.

[woman]
She's obviously stalling.

Don't you understand?

The spell replicator
is still capturing mortals.

You have to let me go,
so I can save the world, again.

There he is! Grab him, get him!

[man 2] Dominic, the Crystals
of Justice recognize you

as an esteemed
member of Wiztech.

Do you have any testimony?

I most certainly do.

Alex Russo had no intention
to undo her spell.

She is a powerful,
but selfish wizard.

Why does everybody
keep saying that?

So powerful that she put me
under her spell

to take the blame
for her crime.

Spell?! He's lying!

You need look no further
than the fact

that she extracted her
own evil personality

and cast the spell
into the Dominic One Thous...

Alex One Thousand.

That's what she called it.

[woman] Alex Russo,
do you deny this?

He's twisting things.
He set me up.

- [man 2] Silence!
- [gavel pounding]

[man] The evidence
against you is overwhelming.

After careful deliberation,
we, the Crystals of Justice,

find you guilty as charged

and sentence you
to no dessert for a week!

Oh. Well,
that's not that bad.

[man] Oh, no, sorry. I was
reading the wrong subsection.

It's actually death.

Death by chocolate?

- [woman] No! Death by death!
- [gavel pounding]

What?! No!
It's Dominic you want, not me!

You will be incarcerated until
your sentence is carried out.

Wait! No! Please!
You have to believe me!

I didn't do anything!

He has my family!

I hope you got
a last glimpse of Alex

before she meets her end.

You won't get away with this!

Already have.

[laughing] You have
a girl's bracelet on!

No! It's a uni-bracelet.

Dominic, if you had a spine,
you'd let me out of here,

so you and I can
settle this like gentlemen.

[TV] This just in,
it's been reported

that people around the world

have been
mysteriously disappearing.

As of now,
there is no official...

Uhh... In other news...

This is bad. We should eat.

Why did I choose
the Tower of Pisa?

I'm wondering the same thing,
dude.

Nonetheless,
Alex is now doomed.

And best of all, her loved ones
had a front row seat

to her conviction.

Dominic, one of those charms
is broken.

- Mason.
- Yep.

[sighs] This is ridiculous.

I've got to try
to get out of here.

Hello!
Hello!

I'm going to use magic
to blow this door down,

so you better stand back.

And let me apologize
in advance

for the mess I make.

I am really nice.

Double-decker bus,
that was close!

Mason, I'm so glad
you're here.

Look, I just want to say
I'm so sorry

for ruining your picnic
and being selfish

- and immature...
- Alex,

there's no time
for that now.

You must save humanity from
Dominic and, well, you.

But I can't. I can't get out.
This dungeon is magic-proof.

Well, then, let's find out
if it's werewolf-proof.

[growls]

Thank you.

If you're really grateful,
you'd scratch behind my ears.

Oh. That's the spot.
All right.

- Come on, we gotta go.
- Oh.

...And more people
are mysteriously disappearing

around the globe.

The government asks that
everyone remain calm

[sobbing]
and in there houses.

And now for the sports.

Antonio, por favor tell all
the workers to come inside.

[gasps]

Ehh!

Tall, skinny guy,
girl in a bikini,

Italian newscaster...

Ryan Gosling?

Hey, guys. Don't mind me,

I just dropped by
to give myself a beat down.

Alex?! How did you get out?

Take a guess.

Dominic, it's over.

You're not
gonna take over the world

because I'm here
to save it, again.

You're not going to be able
to save it this time.

Oh, yeah?

- Here...
- No, I got it. I got it.

You're ruining my moment.

Get her out of here before
she stops the Replicator!

I'm not going anywhere.

You will to protect your
family... and your home.

Oh, no. Mason,
I'll be right back.

No worries, love. I'll just
stay here and have a snack.

What am I up to?

It's kind of hard chasing me
without my sneaky side.

Oh, I wish I could
just rest here.

OK, maybe I don't care
about the kitchen,

but now you've
messed with my couch.

That's weird, right?

It's really weird.

Hey!

You are a very ugly side of me
and it is time to go.

Sure.

[groans] Why didn't I see
myself doing that?

Watch out for the bars.

Don't get cute.
I'm the cute one.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

You're right.
This is fun.

[both grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Psst. Over here.

[exhales]

I didn't think it'd be
that hard to kick my own butt.

Always underestimating me.

[grunting]

[chuckling]

Mason! Mason, wake up!

I'm so sorry.

What did you do?

I put your dog down.

This is for Mason.

Guess who?

I'm back?
Darn I'm good.

Drop it.

And I'll take the bracelet.

Oh. Finish her.

OK, that definitely
got rid of me.

I think.

All right. Now time
to get rid of this.

Alex!

Don't you think your time
would be better served

saving your family?

Hey, I think I can
see Tokyo from here.

Are you guys all right?

- Yeah, we're OK.
- Good job, mija.

Got a little steamy
in my bead.

Clearly I can't defeat
the great Alex Russo.

But think of the world
I am creating.

It needs you.

I need you.

[screaming]

No surprise. You all knew
I did not like him.

Mason!
I was so scared I lost you.

[mocking] Mason!
I was so scared I lost you.

Ugh. Wouldn't it be nice
if I was this determined

in everyday stuff?

Haven't we had
enough of this?

Can we just call it a day
and get back together.

No way. Dominic went bye-bye,

so that leaves more room
at the top for just me.

And thanks to this,

I'm going to
take over the world.

You're really bad.

I have no choice.

Oh. Just as I thought.

Too good for your own good.

No one wins if we both
lose everything.

What do you mean
lose everything?

By all my power is to go.

No. No, no, no.
You can't!

Alex, what are you doing?

She's casting the spell
to cancel all her powers.

A wizard's essence,
spirit and soul

will be nothing
but a lump of coal.

- Alex, stop! Don't do it!
- Honey, don't do it!

By all the power
vested in me

my power be wrested out
and forever free.

[man] Alex Russo, once again,

you've shown immense bravery
in saving the world.

Consequently, your guilty
verdict is hereby overturned.

- [sighs]
- [chuckles] All right.

[man 2] However, we cannot
ignore the fact that this,

as in every time in the past,

you were involved
in bringing the world

to the brink of disaster.

Oh, come on.
This was a good moment.

We don't need
to dig up the past.

How about you just
give me back my magic,

and we can all go home
with a warm feeling?

[woman] We have been patient,

but you have failed to show
the maturity and responsibility

needed to handle
being the family wizard.

Therefore, we have decided

that it is in the best interest
of the Wizard World

that your powers
not be reinstated.

Wait. Wait, please.

I've been trying
to help her grow up.

Just give her
another chance to change.

No.

I'm tired of everybody
wanting me to grow up,

or to change,

or to not be selfish.

No one is happy
for just who I am,

except for one person.

This is so embarrassing.
She's talking about me.

Harper.

I'm sorry, dude. I thought
she was gonna say you.

You're the only one that
accepts me with all my flaws.

And I know that I have
a lot of them.

[chuckles]

And even though that
there have been times

where you wanted me to change
and I didn't,

you stood by me anyway.

So it's OK if you
don't give me my magic.

My best friend Harper
is my magic.

Oh, Alex.

I am so proud of you, honey.

Even though you don't have
your powers,

you still deserve
to be the family wizard.

Here.

All right.
Let's go home.

[man] Perhaps...

...the appreciation
you have for others

is in itself very mature.

It seems you have
other qualities

that can make
a great family wizard.

[man 2] I don't like
where this is going.

[woman] There still may be
hope for you, Alex Russo.

We grant you
one more chance.

I have my magic back.

Thank you.

I'll see you the next
time I mess up.

Carmela, grazie for this
beautiful family reunion.

Please come visit us anytime.
[laughs]

- Except you.
- [men laughing]

Can I come back
and visit you sometime?

[speaking Italian]

"Stupido."
Wearing her down.

Alex, before you go,

please give some advice
to Bianca and Gino.

They're our wizards
in training.

Mmm. Yep.

All right.
Look, guys,

there's gonna be a lot
of work ahead of you.

And it won't
really be easy.

And one day, only one
of you will get to become

the family wizard,
but until then,

the most important thing
to remember is...

...have as much ridiculous fun
with magic as you can.

[yelling in Italian]

All right. Guys,
this has been a great trip

but there's no place
like home.

Let's go.

Uhh, hang on, Harper.

[Theresa]
What happened in here?!

The kitchen!
My couch!

[Jerry] Alex!

I think we should
stay in Italy a while.

- [laughing]
- You say, "Here we go."

What?

- You say, "Oh, here we go."
- Oh.

[man] Action!

[laughing]

[man] Action!

[laughing]

[man] Action!

I still don't like
the way we got here.

But they're feeding us.

[laughing]

[mumbling in fake Italian]

Your own personal drive-in?!

- [laughing]
- What? What did I do?

Come on, Dad.
I-I...

I spit popcorn.
I'm sorry. OK.

I don't know how to say
[in accent] wizard...

[laughing]

I got an invitation
from my cousin, Carmela,

in Italy, inviting us
to a Re-usso...

[laughing]

Russo.

I got an invitation in Italy
for a Re-usso family reunion.

[laughing]

A while ago,

I got an invitation
from my cousin, Carmela,

in Italy...

I got an invitation
from my cousin, Carmela,

in Italy, inviting us
to a Re-usso...

I'm not doing it!