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***
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Alejandro >> Hey, Garcia.
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Check out my new bully app.
Says here you either
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owe me five dollars
or an atomic swirlly.
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>> What's a 'bully app'?
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[whack]
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It's really an amazing
world of the future.
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Do you have change for a twenty?
>> No change.
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>> Because you don't have it
or you don't know how
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to subtract five from 20?
[chuckles]
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[laugh turns to gasps]
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>> I don't know
what you just said,
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but I think you insulted me.
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So now, you're going to get
seven fingers of revenge.
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>> Oh!
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Hayley, thanks but back off.
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If I need your help
I'll ask for it.
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Wanna dance?
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Let's dance.
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Ah! Need your help!
Need your help!
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>> Lay off, Alejandro.
You get to keep Felix's money,
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he gets to keep his fingers.
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Everyone's happy.
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[school bell rings]
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>> I don't mean to
contradict you, Hayley,
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but I'm not that happy.
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>> Twenty...plus what I got
from the kid with the braces...
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[insects buzz]
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[smack!]
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***
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[loud buzzing]
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No!
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Nooo!
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Arghhh!
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***
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***
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***
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Hayley >> Mr. Stockley?
I thought you said
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you were taking a couple
of personal days.
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>> I'm almost out the door.
Quarterly Troop reports, filed.
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TroopGrid updates, done.
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One hundred college
recommendations given to me
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two days before they're due
by a bunch of kids
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who aren't very nice to me.
Oops!
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Looks like somebody's
going to trade school.
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>> Mr. Stockley, please
tell me you are going
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somewhere relaxing.
>> Oh, yes.
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I'm going to a place
called 'Placid Waters'.
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They specialize in the
renewal of stressed souls.
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By this time tomorrow,
I will be massaged,
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mani'd, pedi'd and fireworked.
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I will be as tender
as a piece of Kobe beef
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which I hear is excellent there.
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>> I got it.
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>> So, only call me if it is
a verified, MonsterCon One,
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civilization-threatening,
world-ending emergency.
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And if I don't pick up,
leave a message.
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[splat]
>> Next!
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Come on, Pimples.
I don't have all day.
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No Neck's waiting and
The Beak's got a cold.
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[snarl]
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>> My mom says if I don't
finish doing my choirs,
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she's going to pull me
out of Mime Club.
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>> My mom would never
pull me out of Mime Club.
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She thinks it's the most
normal thing I do.
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>> What was I suppose to do?
Tell her I didn't clean my room
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because I pulled an all-nighter
hunting a Five-Winged Astalix?
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>> Look, why don't you just
wake up 20 minutes early,
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three days a week?
That way you'll have
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an extra hour.
>> Twenty minutes early?
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Now you sound as
crazy as my mother.
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Felix >> Hey, Jenny.
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'Sup?
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Aye.
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>> That was cold.
>> What do you mean?
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Hah, she's probably out of spit
or she's warming up to me.
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>> Can I get a double
potatoes, please?
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>> I don't know.
Can I have a nice car
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and a Miss America crown?
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[snarl]
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[insect buzz]
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***
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[loud buzzing]
[screams]
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>> Oh, forgot it's
apple pie day.
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>> You're voluntarily
going back for more abuse?
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>> It's pie.
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>> Hey there, kido,
forget something?
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>> Apple pie?
>> Well then,
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have two slices.
Mmm...
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There we go.
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>> What's in here?
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Lunch Lady >> Just
apple pie and love.
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Remember, the shortest distance
between two people is a smile.
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Have a super day!
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>> She definitely did
something to these.
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Alejandro >> Hey, Garcia!
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Felix >> Huh?
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>> Got something for you?
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***
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This is all the money I took
from you since second grade,
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plus interest.
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***
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>> Wow.
>> Oh, and...
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your 'Hello Bunny' lunch box.
>> That's not mine.
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>> Come on, bring it in.
[Felix groans]
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I'm so sorry I was a bully.
[sniffs]
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By the way, your hair
smells fantastic.
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Have a super day!
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>> What was that about?
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>> Alejandro just
gave money to Felix.
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Something very weird
is going on.
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>> Double pie.
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Felix >> How did I not
miss this much money?
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This is even more than my
parents put away for college.
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Ahh!
Oh, Jenny, I am so sorry.
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>> That's okay.
Come on back.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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So, are you having a super day?
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>> You have no idea.
[chuckles]
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***
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>> Aaah!
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***
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[door creaks open]
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>> Welcome, to Placid Waters,
sanctuary for your soul.
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I see you've brought
a lot of luggage.
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>> Yes, my golf bag and bowling
ball are still in the car.
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Now, are you the person
I talk to about a massage?
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Cause I'm going to need
a little deep tissue work.
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>> Excuse me.
We are not that type of retreat.
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>> Oh ho ho!
But your brochure says...
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Brother Vern >> Ah, that
is last year's brochure.
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We are no longer a luxury spa.
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Many apologies.
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>> Silent retreat?
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>> Sorry for the
misunderstanding.
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>> You mean, I can't
speak to anyone
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and no one can talk to me?
For 48 hours?
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>> We can refund your deposit.
It happens all the time
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when people find out.
>> Are you kidding?
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I work at a high school.
No talking is like heaven.
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>> Excellent.
If you'll be staying with us,
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then I'll take your
breakfast order.
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Would you like barley
and water or mung paste?
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>> Whatever you recommend.
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>> I'll need all of your
communication devices.
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>> Ah ha!
No problem.
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I won't be needing
these anymore.
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I can't tell you how much
I'm looking forward
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to complete silence.
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It really gives you a chance
to take in your surroundings
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and free your mind.
Ha ha!
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Whoo!
>> Shhh.
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>> Oh.
[chuckles]
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I'm right with you.
Tick a lock.
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* If you're happy and you
know it clap your hands *
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[clap chap]
* If you're happy *
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* and you know it
clap your hands *
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>> People are not
acting normal.
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We need to call
Mr. Stockley to have
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the MonsterCon level raised.
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Jake >> There could be
some other explanation.
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I mean, monsters tend to chew
your face off or something.
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I haven't seen anything
supernatural at work.
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Hayley >> Jake, look.
Jenny >> Hang on, Felix.
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Here we go.
Chug chug chug...
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Don't fall off!
Chug chug chug...
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>> Time to call Mr. Stockley.
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>> Ah, now?
>> Yeah.
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>> Ahh! Why hasn't Mr. Stockley
gotten back to us yet?
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Jake >> Well, if he's anything
like me at a nice hotel,
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he's trying to figure out
which ones are the fancy soaps
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and which ones are
the fancy chocolates.
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Lunch Lady >> Fresh brownies!
Straight from the oven!
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Courtesy of the Lakewood
School District.
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>> Are you gettin' this?
Kids are just taking brownies
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without pushing or shoving.
Something is very wrong.
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Jake >> Now that you mention it,
it was weird I got an A
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on my biology test.
>> Why is that weird?
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>> 'Cause it's a test...
I took...in biology.
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>> That is kind of freaky.
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***
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>> Have a super day!
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[Hayley groans]
[school bell rings]
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>> Now it's getting scary.
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We've got to try him
on his watchcom.
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Mr. Stockley.
Mr. Stockley, come in.
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>> What's the emergency?
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Jake >> The lunch lady's
passing out brownies!
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>> The lunch lady's
passing out brownies?
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Jake >> And Felix
has a girlfriend.
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>> What?
Jake >> It's true, Mr. Stockley.
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>> Did you just say
Felix has a girlfriend?
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Hayley >> Mr. Stockley, you have
to raise the MonsterCon level.
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>> So if you really think about
it, the quadratic equation
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is one of the most beautiful
things in the universe.
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>> Your eyes are beautiful.
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Mmmm...
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>> I was getting
to my eyes next...
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Hayley >> Ah, Felix.
Ha ha!
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>> Hayley, what are
you doing here?
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Hayley >> Look, we need
to talk, like now.
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Jenny >> Aw!
Felix >> Excuse me.
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>> Hurry up, I miss you already!
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Felix >> Oh, I miss you more!
Jenny >> I miss you more!
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How could you do that?
I was this close to kissing her.
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>> Felix, she's not kissing
you because she likes you.
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She's kissing you
because she's a zombie.
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>> So?
>> It's not just Jenny, okay.
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Something is affecting
all of the students.
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>> I see.
So you think the only way
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a girl like Jenny could ever
like me is by some massive
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hypnotic suggestion?
>> Yes.
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>> Yeah, now that
I say it out loud,
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it does make a lot of sense.
But how could you do
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something like that?
Hayley >> I'm sorry, but...
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Jake >> Can we talk about
this somewhere else, please?
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Oh no!
It's the Swarm!
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Hayley >> It's...it's
coming this way!
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Felix >> Their awesome power
is somehow magestic
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even though I know that danger
lurks behind every...
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>> Run!
>> Let's get Jenny!
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>> I'll take care of her,
if you don't mind.
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[grunts]
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Okay, do you mind...
A little help, please.
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>> Go help him.
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***
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Felix >> This isn't right.
She's not a guinea pig.
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>> She might give us a clue
to those insects we saw.
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A brain scan will help us figure
out what ravaging her mind
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and potentially change her back.
>> Change her back?!
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But do we need all this
scientific knowledge?
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I mean, can't things be
mysterious and beautiful?
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>> If you scan my heart,
all you'll find is Felix.
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>> Eeep.
Jake >> Poor thing.
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I told you we should
have sedated her.
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>> I'm fine.
[gasp]
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>> Her brain's melting.
>> I have my flaws too.
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No one said relationships
were easy, Jake.
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>> Okay, let's get her scanned.
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[scanner buzzes]
Felix >> Seems normal to me.
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Take her out.
>> Ah ah, wait.
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There.
TroopGrid, identify.
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Computer >> TroopGrid identify.
Result:
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Insectoid, The Swarm.
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>> The Swarm travels in massive
colonies of up to one billion.
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It feeds on neurokinin-B,
a naturally occurring hormone
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responsible for angst and anger
in humans, thus creating
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a tranquil setting to thrive
and reproduce in its host.
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>> So you're saying they become
passive, agreeable zombies.
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How horrible.
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We should do more research.
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Jenny, we're going to
an action movie tonight
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and you're paying for dinner.
Someplace nice.
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Jenny >> Okay.
>> I'm on it.
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Hayley >> TroopGrid,
locate the Swarm.
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Computer >> Unable
to locate Swarm.
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[sigh]
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>> How are we suppose to kill
these things if we don't even
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know where the hive is?
>> I know how.
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>> Okay, how?
Felix >> You have to study
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your enemy closely, what
they eat, what they drink,
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how they kiss,
possibly get a picture
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to prove you have
a girlfriend...
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I mean, a subject.
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Fine!
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The wings on every flying
creature vibrate on a set speed
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which makes a unique
noise and frequency.
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By using this TroopGrid
to hone in on that frequency,
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I might be able to track down
the Swarm on its hive location.
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[keyboard clicks]
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Hayley >> That's it.
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[computer beeps]
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That's the hive.
>> Let's go!
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Jenny >> Felix?
Hello?
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Okay, then have a super day!
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>> Why haven't these things
invaded our brains yet?
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>> It must be that Vespinox
inoculation we took last month.
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Felix >> It's good against 95
percent of insectoid monsters.
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On the downside, mosquitoes
will find you delicious.
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You'll find out this summer.
All right, stand back.
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[fizz...boom]
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Jake >> So how does
this thing work?
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>> We tell the Smart Rocket
what frequency to look for,
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then it finds it.
In this case, the Swarm.
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Then it blows it to smithereens.
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>> Smart.
Felix >> Yeah.
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It's programmed to
seek out this sound:
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zzzzzz....
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[rocket beeps]
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Jake >> So you mean a zzzzz...
>> No, no, no.
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It's a little higher and more
vibration like...ZZZZZ...
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>> Okay, I think I got it.
ZZZZZZ...
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Felix >> Almost there.
A little higher...ZZZZZ...ZZZZZ.
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>> Guys!
Stop making that noise.
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>> What noise?
>> ZZZZZ!
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>> Hayley, stop
making that noise!
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[rocket buzzes over]
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>> Uh, guys,
there's nothing here.
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It's gone.
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>> What happens when the rocket
doesn't find the Swarm?
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>> It hones in on the
next closest frequency.
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[plane buzzes]
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Boy >> Thanks for
the plane, Dad.
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This is the best birthday ever!
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[rocket swooshes in]
[boom!]
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>> I don't understand.
TroopGrid said it would be here.
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>> How could a hive with
billions of bugs just disappear?
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[insects buzz]
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[insects buzz]
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***
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[buzzes]
[growls]
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***
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Stockley >> Look, I need to...
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This is very important.
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[makes buzzing sounds]
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[growl]
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[phone dialing sound]
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[dial tone sound]
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[groans, grunts]
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Aaah...
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Girl >> For me?
[giggles]
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[students murmur]
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>> According to TroopGrid,
the Swarm has appeared
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and disappeared at
12 different points
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in the city since yesterday.
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How are we suppose to destroy
something we can't even find?
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>> Well, maybe it's
okay if we don't.
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>> The Swarm is a monster.
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We fight monsters.
End of story.
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Jake >> But, this monster
puts an end to bad grades
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and choirs and bullies.
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Maybe it's good for people.
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Hayley >> What is that?
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>> Apple pie!
It's so good.
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***
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>> They're all corroding.
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>> Here, let me get your seat.
Girl >> Oh, thanks.
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***
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Girl >> Mmm, that's good.
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[boy chuckles]
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>> We have to stop this
before it goes any further.
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>> I have a date
with Jenny tonight.
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00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,592
Do you think we can
stop it tomorrow?
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00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:44,564
[cell phone rings]
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Either of you know
an Ethel Schwartzbaum?
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Hello?
>> Hayley, it's Mr. Stockley.
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I had to borrow a phone
all in the line of duty.
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You were right.
There is a Hive monster
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out here somewhere.
>> We know.
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We just can't figure
out how to pin it down.
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00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,280
>> Look, I think I know how,
but I don't have a lot of time
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so you've got to listen fast.
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***
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00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:18,465
***
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00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,840
Stockley >> Psst...psst!
Hey.
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00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,177
I just thought of something
even better than meditating.
361
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,179
>> What's that?
>> Anything!
362
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,181
>> Shhh...
>> Of course
363
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,183
you want us to shhh.
You don't want us to interrupt
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your concentrating on how much
money you're stealing from us.
365
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,588
Oh, sure, sure.
You want us to shut up, that's
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00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,291
the only way we won't complain
about what a scam this is.
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00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,026
He's got us paying luxury prices
to sleep on the ground
368
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,230
and take cold showers while
up in the Masters Retreat,
369
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,232
he's got a walk-in sauna
and a fossball table.
370
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,201
Am I lying?
>> Mr. Stockley, silence!
371
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,236
>> Is that true, Zen Master?
372
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,271
>> Shut up and meditate,
Schwartzbaum!
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00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,273
Stockley >> Got us eating mung
bean paste while up on the hill,
374
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,242
pigs running for their lives.
Nasty, nasty.
375
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,577
Oh, here come big punisher.
376
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,579
Somebody about
to get a beat down.
377
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,715
[mingled angry voices]
Group >> We want our money back!
378
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,717
>> Mr. Stockley can get the
Hive here, but are you sure
379
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,752
we can take them out?
>> Of course he is.
380
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,721
>> I can answer for myself,
thank you.
381
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,756
>> Of course you can.
>> Shhh!
382
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,226
[buzzes]
>> It's working.
383
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:27,267
[buzzes]
384
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,736
>> Huh.
Maybe it didn't...
385
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,674
[growls]
386
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,244
Now!
387
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,913
***
388
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:47,654
[blasts]
[crackling]
389
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,323
>> Whoa!
Awesome!
390
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,159
Jenny >> Felix, you're a genius!
>> Well, true
391
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,628
but it doesn't take a genius to
realize since the Hive monster
392
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265
feeds on conflict, we had to
create our own and lure it out.
393
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,333
And now we have prevailed.
394
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,302
>> Uh, genius.
>> Hm?
395
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,371
>> If everything's back to
normal, then why does Jenny
396
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,439
still think you're a genius?
>> Well...
397
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,510
[giggles]
398
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,579
[sizzles and crackles]
399
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,814
>> It's generating
so much heat,
400
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,816
it's melting the freeze.
401
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,353
>> Anybody have any great ideas?
402
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,755
>> Apple pie for everyone!
Jake >> Oh, for Pete's sake.
403
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,691
Felix >> Maybe if we can put
a contact vaporizer on it
404
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,294
before it thaws, we can get it.
405
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,329
I'm going in.
Hayley >> No, Felix!
406
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,264
It's too dangerous.
>> Don't do it, Feelsy!
407
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,366
I like that.
408
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,968
I'm going to call you Feelsy
for ever and ever!
409
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,137
[crackling]
410
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,508
>> Have a super day!
411
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:45,111
[beeps]
412
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:49,081
[boom!]
413
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,117
[thud]
414
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,788
Is everybody all right?
Is everyone okay?
415
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,824
Jenny >> What are you doing?
416
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,859
Aren't you that nerd guy
who spazzed out in gym?
417
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,863
>> I believe I fit
that description.
418
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,366
>> Gross!
I've been geeked!
419
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,401
Ew, ew ew ew!
420
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,403
>> I'm sorry, man.
421
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,539
>> Hey, it's okay.
422
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,342
I guess girls under the
influence of a Swarm Hive
423
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,410
monster are just not my type.
424
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,012
[chuckles turn to sobs]
425
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,983
>> He's fine.
426
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:32,492
***
427
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,561
Teacher >> What's going on here?
[shouts]
428
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,529
***
429
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,598
[clinking coins]
430
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,533
Boy >> Hey, put me down!
[groan]
431
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635
[laughter]
432
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,504
Hayley >> Everything's back
to it's normal, dysfunctional
433
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,539
operating system.
434
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,641
[school bell rings]
435
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,545
>> I wonder if she remembers me.
436
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,581
>> Why don't you go find out?
437
00:21:54,647 --> 00:22:06,693
***
438
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,861
>> Hey, Jenny.
>> Keep your stinky,
439
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:12,031
sweaty hands off me, Feelsy.
440
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:24,411
***
441
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,413
>> She remembers!
442
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,982
***
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